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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:32,459 --> 00:00:34,376 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TRIMARK HOME VIDEO 4 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:46,625 ♪ I CAN FEEL THE HEARTBEAT GETTIN' STRONGER ♪ 5 00:00:48,875 --> 00:00:55,959 ♪ I CAN HEAR THE HEARTBEAT GETTIN' LOUDER ♪ 6 00:00:56,625 --> 00:01:02,792 ♪ I CAN'T SAY THAT I'M SOME GREAT MAGICIAN ♪ 7 00:01:04,209 --> 00:01:10,917 ♪ OR A FAMOUS PRIEST OR POLITICIAN ♪ 8 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:15,750 ♪ BUT I KNOW A BIT ABOUT LOVE ♪ 9 00:01:15,834 --> 00:01:20,292 ♪ AND WHAT IT MEANS TO ME ♪ 10 00:01:20,376 --> 00:01:22,959 ♪ AND WHAT I FEEL IN MY HEART ♪ 11 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:25,542 ♪ IS MY REALITY, YEAH ♪ 12 00:01:26,292 --> 00:01:33,834 ♪ I CAN FEEL THE HEARTBEAT GETTIN' STRONGER ♪ 13 00:01:34,834 --> 00:01:41,792 ♪ I CAN HEAR THE HEARTBEAT GETTIN' LOUDER ♪ 14 00:01:42,376 --> 00:01:48,834 ♪ I CAN SEE YOU CRYIN' THOUGH YOU'RE SMILIN' ♪ 15 00:01:50,209 --> 00:01:56,834 ♪ YOU WERE SO ALONE, IT FELT LIKE DYIN' ♪ 16 00:01:58,084 --> 00:02:02,709 ♪ WELL, I'LL LOVE YOU WHEN YOU'RE WAKIN' ♪ 17 00:02:02,792 --> 00:02:05,792 ♪ AND HOLD YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP ♪ 18 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:09,042 ♪ I'LL BE THERE WHEN YOU LAUGH ♪ 19 00:02:09,126 --> 00:02:12,209 ♪ HOLD YOU WHEN YOU WEEP ♪ 20 00:02:12,292 --> 00:02:13,667 [TUBA BLOWS] 21 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:16,667 IF I HAD TO PICK A BEGINNING TO THIS BIZARRE STORY, 22 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:18,709 I GUESS IT WOULD HAVE TO BE THE DREAM. 23 00:02:18,792 --> 00:02:22,418 YEAH, DEFINITELY THE DREAM. THAT'S WHEN IT ALL STARTED. 24 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:23,750 THAT'S ME, JEREMY CAPELLO, 25 00:02:23,834 --> 00:02:26,376 SITTING INSIDE THE TUBA. 26 00:02:26,459 --> 00:02:27,542 IF I APPEAR DISORIENTED, 27 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:29,500 IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY A TUBA 28 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,418 OR ANY OTHER MUSICAL INSTRUMENT. 29 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:32,667 I'M NOT IN THE BAND. 30 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:33,667 THAT'S CANDY ANDREWS. 31 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:36,376 SHE'S A CHEERLEADER. 32 00:02:36,459 --> 00:02:37,750 I THINK SHE LIKES ME. 33 00:02:37,834 --> 00:02:40,000 BUT FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON, 34 00:02:40,084 --> 00:02:42,750 I CAN'T KEEP MY EYES OFF DARLA BLAKE, 35 00:02:42,834 --> 00:02:45,418 MUSICAL PRODIGY, JULLIARD CANDIDATE PERHAPS, 36 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:48,292 BUT NOT WHAT YOU WOULD CALL CENTERFOLD MATERIAL. 37 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:52,292 IN FACT, DARLA BLAKE ISN'T SOMEONE YOU WOULD CALL... 38 00:02:52,376 --> 00:02:53,959 PERIOD. 39 00:02:54,042 --> 00:02:56,084 THEN COMES THE NOTE. 40 00:02:56,167 --> 00:03:00,500 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, BUT I'M FASCINATED. 41 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:11,334 IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME... 42 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:15,500 SO I WENT FOR IT. 43 00:03:17,376 --> 00:03:20,583 SUDDENLY, I'M IN THE GIRLS' LOCKER ROOM, 44 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:23,459 NO MAN'S LAND, THE FORBIDDEN ZONE. 45 00:03:23,542 --> 00:03:24,625 I'D HEARD THE HORROR STORIES. 46 00:03:24,709 --> 00:03:28,209 MEN CAUGHT IN HERE WERE CASTRATED 47 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:30,792 AND MADE TO PASS OUT TOWELS FOR ETERNITY-- 48 00:03:30,875 --> 00:03:33,792 A LIVING HELL I COULD DO WITHOUT. 49 00:03:33,875 --> 00:03:37,459 AND THEN, I SEE HER. 50 00:03:37,542 --> 00:03:38,167 SHE'S GORGEOUS. 51 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:41,334 IS THIS THE SAME DARLA BLAKE? 52 00:03:41,418 --> 00:03:43,251 WITHOUT BEING TOO OBVIOUS, 53 00:03:43,334 --> 00:03:45,459 I CHECK OUT HER BIRTHDAY SUIT. 54 00:03:45,542 --> 00:03:47,667 SHE ASKS ME TO TAKE A SHOWER WITH HER. 55 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:51,459 I TELL HER I'M CLEAN, BUT SHE INSISTS. 56 00:03:51,542 --> 00:03:53,292 "MAKE LOVE TO ME," SHE SAYS. 57 00:03:53,376 --> 00:03:55,459 I TELL HER WE'RE MOVING TOO FAST. 58 00:03:55,542 --> 00:03:58,500 I OFFER TO TAKE HER TO LUNCH INSTEAD. 59 00:03:58,583 --> 00:04:00,251 I--I--I... 60 00:04:00,334 --> 00:04:02,667 SUDDENLY, THERE'S A NEW BABE IN MY ARMS. 61 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:03,834 I'M SHOCKED. 62 00:04:03,917 --> 00:04:04,917 I EXCUSE MYSELF AND ASK, "WHERE'S DARLA?" 63 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,459 SHE TELLS ME TO KISS HER. 64 00:04:07,542 --> 00:04:09,251 I SAY, "WHO'S DREAM IS THIS, ANYWAY?" 65 00:04:09,334 --> 00:04:10,334 I'M LOOKING FOR DARLA. 66 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:12,500 SHE TELLS ME TO KISS HER AGAIN. 67 00:04:12,583 --> 00:04:13,500 I REFUSE. 68 00:04:13,583 --> 00:04:14,875 THEN THINGS GET UGLY. 69 00:04:14,959 --> 00:04:18,042 AAH! AAH! 70 00:04:20,917 --> 00:04:23,000 AH! 71 00:04:35,418 --> 00:04:38,542 AAH! 72 00:04:48,209 --> 00:04:49,834 Police radio: ALL UNITS, 7885. 73 00:04:49,917 --> 00:04:52,542 CODE 6 ON KIRBY AND WESTHEIMER. 74 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,334 ROGER. REPEAT LOCATION. 75 00:04:54,418 --> 00:04:58,418 LEWIS, CALL YOUR SON. HIS EGGS ARE READY. 76 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:01,459 JEREMY. 77 00:05:04,167 --> 00:05:05,709 GOOD MORNING. 78 00:05:05,792 --> 00:05:07,126 Mom: GOOD MORNING. 79 00:05:07,209 --> 00:05:07,875 GOOD MORNING. 80 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:10,750 GOOD MORNING, DAD. 81 00:05:10,834 --> 00:05:11,334 MM-HMM. 82 00:05:11,418 --> 00:05:14,418 MOM, I'VE GOT A PROBLEM. 83 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:15,251 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, JEREMY? 84 00:05:15,334 --> 00:05:18,750 I CANNOT REMEMBER WHAT DAD LOOKS LIKE. 85 00:05:18,834 --> 00:05:23,709 WELL...HE'S STILL A VERY HANDSOME MAN. 86 00:05:23,792 --> 00:05:25,418 DAD... 87 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,376 YOU'RE BALD! 88 00:05:30,167 --> 00:05:32,376 GOOD MORNING, MRS. CAPELLO, MR. CAPELLO. 89 00:05:32,459 --> 00:05:33,459 GOOD MORNING, RALPH. 90 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:35,750 I CAN'T STAY FOR BREAKFAST, BUT... 91 00:05:35,834 --> 00:05:37,750 WE'RE RUNNING LATE AS USUAL. 92 00:05:37,834 --> 00:05:38,583 RALPH'S RIGHT. 93 00:05:38,667 --> 00:05:39,875 OH, RALPH, THERE'S A SPEED TRAP 94 00:05:39,959 --> 00:05:41,583 OVER AT THE MONTROSE OFF RAMP. 95 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:43,500 THANKS, MRS. CAPELLO. 96 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:46,459 DRIVE CAREFULLY, BOYS. 97 00:05:46,542 --> 00:05:49,167 WE ALWAYS DO. 98 00:05:51,459 --> 00:05:54,875 THE SAME DREAM, FOURTH NIGHT IN A ROW. 99 00:05:54,959 --> 00:05:56,459 DARLA BLAKE? 100 00:05:56,542 --> 00:05:58,625 HOW CAN YOU IGNORE CANDY ANDREWS, 101 00:05:58,709 --> 00:06:01,917 WHO, INCIDENTALLY, IS HOT AFTER YOUR TAILPIPE, 102 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,376 THEN HAVE PERVERTED DREAMS 103 00:06:03,459 --> 00:06:05,418 ABOUT FRIGID AND RIGID BLAKE? 104 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:06,459 IT'S NOT PERVERTED. 105 00:06:06,542 --> 00:06:08,875 YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S NOT. IT'S BIZARRE. 106 00:06:08,959 --> 00:06:11,251 OK. WHAT DOES IT MEAN? 107 00:06:11,334 --> 00:06:12,709 IF YOU'RE CRAZY ENOUGH 108 00:06:12,792 --> 00:06:14,376 TO WASTE A PERFECTLY GOOD WET DREAM ON DARLA BLAKE, 109 00:06:14,459 --> 00:06:14,959 YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP. 110 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,167 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 111 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:19,959 I SEE A SIDE TO THIS GIRL THAT NOBODY KNOWS EXISTS. 112 00:06:20,042 --> 00:06:21,917 I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT THIS DREAM OF YOURS. 113 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,792 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT LAID? 114 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:28,251 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 115 00:06:28,334 --> 00:06:29,459 CAN'T YOU REMEMBER? 116 00:06:29,542 --> 00:06:31,126 NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS, 117 00:06:31,209 --> 00:06:31,959 BUT PETERSON'S PARTY. JENNY CICERO IN THE CLOSET. 118 00:06:33,042 --> 00:06:33,917 REMEMBER? 119 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,292 YEAH. YOU BOUGHT HER A DOZEN ROSES 120 00:06:37,376 --> 00:06:39,625 AND INVITED HER HOME TO MEET YOUR PARENTS. 121 00:06:39,709 --> 00:06:40,834 SHE'S A NICE GIRL. 122 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:43,459 YOU'RE CONFUSING TRUE LOVE WITH COMMON HOUSEHOLD GUILT. 123 00:06:43,542 --> 00:06:45,084 YOU NEED AN INCREDIBLE SEXUAL ENCOUNTER 124 00:06:45,167 --> 00:06:47,292 WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED, NO EMOTIONAL INVOLVEMENTS, 125 00:06:47,376 --> 00:06:52,418 JUST PURE, UNADULTERATED LUST. 126 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,126 THAT'S NOT ME. 127 00:06:54,209 --> 00:06:55,625 IT COULD BE. 128 00:06:55,709 --> 00:06:58,292 A CAREFREE ROMP IN THE SACK WITH BUT A SINGLE PURPOSE-- 129 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,459 TO USE AND TO DEGRADE ANOTHER HUMAN BEING 130 00:07:00,542 --> 00:07:02,500 TO SATISFY YOUR OWN SELFISH PLEASURES. 131 00:07:02,583 --> 00:07:03,959 SORRY. NOT INTERESTED. 132 00:07:04,042 --> 00:07:06,251 SEX WITHOUT GUILT IS THE GREATEST. 133 00:07:06,334 --> 00:07:08,500 HI, PAM. 134 00:07:08,583 --> 00:07:09,792 BUT PICK A GIRL 135 00:07:09,875 --> 00:07:12,251 WHO DOESN'T GO TO THIS SCHOOL. 136 00:07:17,251 --> 00:07:19,209 Blondie: ♪ ONE WAY OR ANOTHER ♪ 137 00:07:19,292 --> 00:07:21,334 ♪ I'M GONNA FIND YOU ♪ 138 00:07:21,418 --> 00:07:23,334 ♪ I'M GONNA GET YOU, GET YOU, GET YOU, GET YOU ♪ 139 00:07:23,418 --> 00:07:25,126 ♪ ONE WAY OR ANOTHER ♪ 140 00:07:25,209 --> 00:07:27,209 ♪ I'M GONNA WIN YOU ♪ 141 00:07:27,292 --> 00:07:29,209 ♪ I'M GONNA GET YOU, GET YOU, GET YOU, GET YOU ♪ 142 00:07:29,292 --> 00:07:31,000 ♪ ONE WAY OR ANOTHER ♪ 143 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:33,251 ♪ I'M GONNA SEE YOU ♪ 144 00:07:33,334 --> 00:07:35,334 ♪ I'M GONNA MEET YOU, MEET YOU, MEET YOU, MEET YOU ♪ 145 00:07:35,418 --> 00:07:36,959 ♪ ONE DAY, MAYBE NEXT WEEK ♪ 146 00:07:37,042 --> 00:07:39,126 ♪ I'M GONNA MEET YOU ♪ 147 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,709 ♪ I'M GONNA MEET YOU, I'LL MEET YOU ♪ 148 00:07:41,792 --> 00:07:44,000 ♪ I WILL ♪ 149 00:07:44,084 --> 00:07:47,376 ♪ DRIVE PAST YOUR HOUSE ♪ 150 00:07:47,459 --> 00:07:52,709 ♪ AND IF THE LIGHTS ARE ALL DOWN ♪ 151 00:07:52,792 --> 00:07:58,500 ♪ I'LL SEE WHO'S AROUND... ♪ 152 00:08:05,583 --> 00:08:06,334 HI, FLO. 153 00:08:06,418 --> 00:08:08,292 HI, JEREMY. HE'S IN THE BACK. 154 00:08:08,376 --> 00:08:08,959 THANKS. 155 00:08:13,418 --> 00:08:15,834 HIYA, GEORGE. HOW MANY TODAY? 156 00:08:15,917 --> 00:08:18,376 OH, THE USUAL. A DOZEN OR SO. 157 00:08:18,459 --> 00:08:20,834 GEORGE, WHAT WOULD ALL THESE OLD LADIES 158 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:21,625 DO WITHOUT ME? 159 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:23,542 PROBABLY DIE OF CONSTIPATION. 160 00:08:23,625 --> 00:08:24,959 HA HA. 161 00:08:25,042 --> 00:08:26,042 YEAH. 162 00:08:26,126 --> 00:08:27,959 I WISH I COULD MAKE A DELIVERY 163 00:08:28,042 --> 00:08:31,583 TO SOMEONE WHO STILL HAD ALL THEIR TEETH. 164 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:33,875 GOT A NEW ONE FOR YOU TODAY. 165 00:08:33,959 --> 00:08:34,959 OH, YEAH? 166 00:08:35,042 --> 00:08:36,376 HIGHLINE DRIVE? 167 00:08:36,459 --> 00:08:38,292 YOU SURE ABOUT THIS ADDRESS? 168 00:08:38,376 --> 00:08:40,084 THAT'S THE ADDRESS SHE GAVE. 169 00:08:40,167 --> 00:08:41,583 THIS IS THE OLD GARDNER MANSION. 170 00:08:41,667 --> 00:08:43,875 IT'S BEEN DESERTED FOR YEARS. 171 00:08:43,959 --> 00:08:45,292 IT'S A DUMP. 172 00:08:45,376 --> 00:08:46,209 WAIT A MINUTE. 173 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:49,084 NO POLYGRIP, NO GERITOL, 174 00:08:49,167 --> 00:08:50,292 NO DEEP-HEATING RUB? 175 00:08:50,376 --> 00:08:54,750 GEORGE, WE MAY BE ON TO SOMETHING HERE. 176 00:09:10,334 --> 00:09:14,209 THIS HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE. 177 00:09:18,251 --> 00:09:20,667 Woman: COME IN. 178 00:09:25,542 --> 00:09:27,000 WHOA! 179 00:09:29,542 --> 00:09:31,667 HELLO. 180 00:09:34,209 --> 00:09:37,209 GROCERIES! 181 00:09:37,292 --> 00:09:39,418 HELLO. 182 00:09:47,292 --> 00:09:48,334 HELLO? 183 00:09:48,418 --> 00:09:51,500 HEY, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY! 184 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:52,292 HI. 185 00:09:52,376 --> 00:09:55,042 WHERE IS EVERYBODY, HUH? 186 00:09:55,459 --> 00:09:58,667 THIS COMES TO $13.49. 187 00:09:58,750 --> 00:09:59,875 I CAN TAKE A CHECK, 188 00:09:59,959 --> 00:10:01,834 BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO SEE SOME I.D. 189 00:10:01,917 --> 00:10:04,000 OW! 190 00:10:06,792 --> 00:10:08,167 ARE YOU HURT? 191 00:10:08,251 --> 00:10:15,167 I'M AFRAID NORA'S A BIT NERVOUS AROUND STRANGERS. 192 00:10:15,251 --> 00:10:18,000 IS ANYTHING THE MATTER? 193 00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:18,959 UH...NO. 194 00:10:19,042 --> 00:10:23,126 UM...I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEBODY ELSE. 195 00:10:23,209 --> 00:10:25,376 HAVE WE MET BEFORE? 196 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:26,126 I'M NOT SURE. 197 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:28,334 YOU'RE BLEEDING. 198 00:10:28,418 --> 00:10:30,251 I FEEL RESPONSIBLE. 199 00:10:30,334 --> 00:10:31,709 LET ME SEE. 200 00:10:31,792 --> 00:10:34,084 UH...IT'S REALLY JUST A SCRATCH. 201 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:37,084 WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND SCRATCHED MY FINGER, 202 00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:39,667 MY MOTHER WOULD ALWAYS KISS IT. 203 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:46,334 MY MOTHER USED BAND-AIDS. 204 00:10:46,418 --> 00:10:48,917 I--I-- I'VE GOT ONE 205 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:49,459 IN THE CAR. 206 00:10:49,542 --> 00:10:52,167 HOW'S THAT? BETTER? 207 00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:53,209 MUCH BETTER. 208 00:10:53,292 --> 00:10:56,000 UM... 209 00:10:56,084 --> 00:10:58,542 I HAVE TO GO. 210 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:01,084 JEREMY, DO YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVE? 211 00:11:01,167 --> 00:11:02,292 VERY. 212 00:11:02,376 --> 00:11:05,167 I HAVE TO GO. MORE DELIVERIES. 213 00:11:05,251 --> 00:11:08,750 I LIKE YOU, JEREMY. CAN YOU COME BACK LATER? 214 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:11,583 Y-YOU WANT ME TO COME BACK? 215 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:12,917 HOW ABOUT TONIGHT? 216 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,418 I--I--I REALLY REALLY HAVE TO GO. 217 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,418 AROUND MIDNIGHT? 218 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:20,042 I'M A NIGHT OWL. 219 00:11:20,126 --> 00:11:23,418 UH...NIGHT OWL. 220 00:11:27,376 --> 00:11:29,251 SHE SUCKED YOUR WHAT?! 221 00:11:29,334 --> 00:11:31,959 Finger, you jerk. 222 00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:35,418 MY FINGER! 223 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:38,042 HE LETS HER GET AWAY. 224 00:11:38,126 --> 00:11:39,750 THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD HAPPENING. 225 00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:42,126 SHE'S THE WOMAN IN MY DREAMS. 226 00:11:42,209 --> 00:11:43,126 GREAT. THEN SHE'S PERFECT. 227 00:11:43,209 --> 00:11:46,709 NO, SHE'S NOT THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS. 228 00:11:46,792 --> 00:11:48,917 THE WOMAN IN MY DREAMS. 229 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,126 SHE KNEW MY NAME. 230 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:50,792 SO WHAT? 231 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:53,334 I DIDN'T TELL HER MY NAME. 232 00:11:53,418 --> 00:11:54,792 THIS IS LIKE AN OMEN FROM GOD. 233 00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:57,459 YOU LIKE THIS WOMAN, RIGHT? 234 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:58,418 THERE'S AN ATTRACTION? 235 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,251 A SEXUAL ATTRACTION? 236 00:12:01,334 --> 00:12:02,959 YEAH. I GUESS SO. 237 00:12:03,042 --> 00:12:03,792 PERFECT. 238 00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:05,251 COULD YOU IMAGINE MARRYING HER? 239 00:12:05,334 --> 00:12:05,917 NO. 240 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,167 PERFECT. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 241 00:12:07,251 --> 00:12:09,625 GO FOR IT, MAN. 242 00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:10,625 NO. 243 00:12:10,709 --> 00:12:12,792 I PROMISE NOTHING WILL GO WRONG. 244 00:12:12,875 --> 00:12:13,334 I'LL DRIVE. 245 00:12:13,418 --> 00:12:15,251 IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT. 246 00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:18,167 DO IT, NERD! 247 00:12:18,251 --> 00:12:19,334 OH... 248 00:12:19,418 --> 00:12:22,959 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER NAME. 249 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:25,334 PERFECT. 250 00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:31,292 SHE'S STILL UP, STUD. 251 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,334 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN 252 00:12:33,418 --> 00:12:35,376 THIS WILL MAKE ME A BETTER PERSON? 253 00:12:35,459 --> 00:12:37,376 IF NOTHING ELSE, YOU'LL SLEEP BETTER. 254 00:12:37,459 --> 00:12:38,834 NO MORE NIGHTMARES ABOUT DARLA BLAKE. 255 00:12:38,917 --> 00:12:42,334 WHAT IF I MISINTERPRETED THE ENTIRE SITUATION? 256 00:12:42,418 --> 00:12:43,334 JEREMY, 257 00:12:43,418 --> 00:12:44,376 A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN SUCKED YOUR FINGER 258 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,292 AND BEGGED FOR MORE. 259 00:12:46,376 --> 00:12:48,000 THIS IS A DATE WITH DESTINY. 260 00:12:48,084 --> 00:12:49,834 NOW GET IN THERE AND ENJOY IT! 261 00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:50,667 ALL RIGHT. 262 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:52,209 ALL RIGHT. 263 00:12:52,292 --> 00:12:53,500 HOW DO I LOOK? 264 00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:57,251 LIKE A VACUUM CLEANER SALESMAN. HA HA! 265 00:12:57,334 --> 00:12:58,542 NO, I'M KIDDING. 266 00:12:58,625 --> 00:13:00,625 RELAX. YOU LOOK GREAT. 267 00:13:00,709 --> 00:13:01,459 ALL RIGHT. 268 00:13:01,542 --> 00:13:03,334 HERE GOES NOTHING. 269 00:13:03,418 --> 00:13:06,126 PROFESSOR, SHOULDN'T WE WARN HIM? 270 00:13:06,209 --> 00:13:08,459 NO. MAYBE HE'S ONE OF THEM. 271 00:13:08,542 --> 00:13:10,500 BUT WHAT IF HE ISN'T? 272 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:13,126 [WOLF HOWLING] 273 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:18,917 PROFESSOR, WHAT IF HE ISN'T ONE OF THEM? 274 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,500 EITHER WAY, IT'S TOO LATE NOW. 275 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,418 HELLO. 276 00:13:26,459 --> 00:13:29,418 HELLO. 277 00:13:32,459 --> 00:13:33,709 IT'S ME. 278 00:13:33,792 --> 00:13:35,875 HELLO. 279 00:13:36,459 --> 00:13:38,875 [MEOW] 280 00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:41,042 [MEOW] 281 00:13:41,126 --> 00:13:43,834 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 282 00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:45,376 [MEOW] 283 00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:47,875 UP THERE? 284 00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:49,251 YEAH? 285 00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:53,292 WHY AM I TALKING TO A CAT? 286 00:14:02,459 --> 00:14:05,167 HELLO. 287 00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:13,376 HELLO, JEREMY. 288 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:18,292 I, UM... THE DOOR WAS OPEN. 289 00:14:18,376 --> 00:14:21,084 I...I CALLED OUT, BUT-- 290 00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:22,376 I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. 291 00:14:22,459 --> 00:14:25,376 OHH, BOY. 292 00:14:25,459 --> 00:14:27,709 GO AHEAD, LOOK AT ME, JEREMY. 293 00:14:27,792 --> 00:14:29,251 DON'T BE AFRAID. 294 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:31,667 OHH... 295 00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:34,376 WHO SAID DREAMS DON'T COME TRUE? 296 00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:37,167 I'M GLAD YOU CAME. 297 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,334 UM...I WANT YOU TO KNOW, UM... 298 00:14:39,418 --> 00:14:44,792 THAT I'M USUALLY NOT THIS FORWARD WITH WOMEN. 299 00:14:58,418 --> 00:14:59,917 JEREMY. 300 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,459 SHIT. 301 00:15:00,542 --> 00:15:02,500 WHAT DO I DO? 302 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:05,834 [CRASH] 303 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:17,834 JEREMY. 304 00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,875 JEREMY. 305 00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:24,000 HURRY. 306 00:15:24,084 --> 00:15:26,500 YOU ARE THE MOST INTENSE, GORGEOUS WOMAN 307 00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:27,459 I EVER MET. 308 00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:30,459 I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME. 309 00:15:30,542 --> 00:15:32,834 CALL ME NORA. 310 00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:34,834 NORA? 311 00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:38,792 I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR CAT'S NAME. 312 00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:40,834 WHATEVER. 313 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:51,500 [CREAKS] 314 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:55,459 DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING? 315 00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:05,418 YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING ANYONE, ARE YOU? 316 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:18,418 STOP THIS OBSCENITY! 317 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,834 OH, GOD. OH! 318 00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:23,042 GET HIM! 319 00:16:23,126 --> 00:16:23,667 HEY, YOU! HEY! 320 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:27,834 HEY! STOP! HEY-- 321 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:35,875 HEY! I KNEW IT! 322 00:16:35,959 --> 00:16:37,500 DRIVE! 323 00:16:38,459 --> 00:16:39,042 OHH. 324 00:16:39,126 --> 00:16:40,376 WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES? 325 00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:43,167 SCREW MY CLOTHES! LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 326 00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:52,084 AHHH! 327 00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:54,376 MILTON HIGH SCHOOL, HUH? 328 00:16:54,459 --> 00:16:56,750 WELL, WE'LL SEE. 329 00:16:56,834 --> 00:16:58,292 PROFESSOR! 330 00:16:58,376 --> 00:16:59,625 PROFESSOR! 331 00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:02,500 [WOMAN SHRIEKING] 332 00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:08,251 I KNEW IT. 333 00:17:08,334 --> 00:17:09,459 I KNEW IT! 334 00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:11,459 I'M HAVING THE MOST INTENSE SEXUAL EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE 335 00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:13,500 AND SOME WILD MAN KICKS THE DOOR DOWN. 336 00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,542 WHO WAS HE? 337 00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:16,459 HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND. 338 00:17:16,542 --> 00:17:18,251 HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? 339 00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:19,418 YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYBODY? 340 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,542 I SAW THIS WHITE VAN, BUT WHAT COULD I DO? 341 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:24,126 COME ON. THIS ISN'T FUNNY. 342 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:24,959 I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED. 343 00:17:25,042 --> 00:17:27,292 MAYBE YOU SHOULD STICK TO YOUR DREAMS. 344 00:17:27,376 --> 00:17:29,834 YOU'RE NOT READY FOR REAL LIFE YET. 345 00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:31,292 HA HA HA. 346 00:17:31,376 --> 00:17:33,126 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 347 00:17:37,459 --> 00:17:38,625 LOOK, I'M SORRY THINGS DIDN'T WORK OUT, OK? 348 00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:42,334 WE DON'T HAVE TO TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS. 349 00:17:42,418 --> 00:17:43,167 NO. OF COURSE NOT. 350 00:17:43,251 --> 00:17:45,750 THIS WASN'T ONE OF MY PROUDER MOMENTS. 351 00:17:45,834 --> 00:17:48,376 HEY, YOU'RE BLEEDING. 352 00:17:48,459 --> 00:17:49,418 WHAT? OH, MY GOD. 353 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:50,625 WOW! LOOKS LIKE BITE MARKS. 354 00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:52,959 HEY, I AM IMPRESSED. 355 00:17:53,042 --> 00:17:56,418 TOLD YOU. SHE WAS INTENSE. 356 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,667 THAT'S RIGHT. 357 00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:59,418 LATER, MAN. 358 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,542 SEE YOU LATER. 359 00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:01,542 WATCH YOUR SHEET. 360 00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:03,583 HA HA HA! 361 00:18:19,792 --> 00:18:22,792 WHAT NOW, PROFESSOR? 362 00:18:23,418 --> 00:18:25,376 FIRST, WE FINISH HERE, 363 00:18:25,459 --> 00:18:29,917 THEN WE LOCATE THE YOUNG MAN. 364 00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:33,583 WHAT A NIGHT! 365 00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:45,583 GO! 366 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,875 [HOWLING] 367 00:19:02,126 --> 00:19:04,583 [BARKING] 368 00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:14,667 HEY! HEY! 369 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:17,459 [BARKING] 370 00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:22,875 [WHIMPERING] 371 00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:43,292 JEREMY, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED YOUR BREAKFAST. 372 00:19:43,376 --> 00:19:44,418 I'M NOT HUNGRY. 373 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,625 LEWIS, JEREMY WON'T EAT HIS BREAKFAST. 374 00:19:47,709 --> 00:19:50,542 EAT. 375 00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:52,418 DO YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT? 376 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,959 YOU LOOK A LITTLE PALE. 377 00:19:54,042 --> 00:19:55,625 I'M FINE. 378 00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:58,251 I'M JUST TIRED. 379 00:19:58,334 --> 00:20:01,750 WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR NECK? 380 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,917 UH...I CUT MYSELF SHAVING. 381 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:04,750 GOOD MORNING, MRS. CAPELLO, 382 00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:07,418 MR. CAPELLO. 383 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,251 I'M STAYING HOME TODAY. 384 00:20:08,334 --> 00:20:09,917 YOU BETTER GO ON WITHOUT HIM. 385 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,667 I THINK HE'S CAUGHT SOMETHING. 386 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:16,000 I'M OK...SORT OF. 387 00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,334 I'M JUST NOT HUNGRY. 388 00:20:17,418 --> 00:20:20,000 ANY SPEED TRAPS TODAY, MRS. CAPELLO? 389 00:20:20,084 --> 00:20:22,500 LUMKIN STREET AND FOUNTAIN. 390 00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:23,625 THANKS. 391 00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:24,667 SEE YOU LATER, PAL. 392 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:27,334 NOW, MAYBE IF YOU'D EAT SOMETHING-- 393 00:20:27,418 --> 00:20:29,459 MOM, PLEASE. I'M NOT HUNGRY. 394 00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:32,376 ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD. STARVE YOURSELF. 395 00:20:32,459 --> 00:20:33,500 SEE IF I CARE. 396 00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:37,542 Police Radio: WE HAVE A CALL BACK. 397 00:20:41,209 --> 00:20:42,126 HEY. 398 00:20:42,209 --> 00:20:46,542 YOU DON'T FEEL WARM. I DON'T GET IT. 399 00:20:47,418 --> 00:20:49,292 I HAVE TO GO. 400 00:20:49,376 --> 00:20:51,750 BUT YOU'RE SICK! 401 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,167 DAMN! 402 00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:10,334 WELL DONE, GRIMSDYKE. 403 00:21:10,418 --> 00:21:12,167 YOU MANAGED TO HIT THE WALL. 404 00:21:12,251 --> 00:21:13,376 SORRY, PROFESSOR. 405 00:21:13,459 --> 00:21:14,459 DO YOU THINK WE'RE PLAYING GAMES HERE? 406 00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:16,792 THE FATE OF THE HUMAN RACE IS HANGING IN THE BALANCE. 407 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,875 SORRY, PROFESSOR. 408 00:21:18,959 --> 00:21:19,709 IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT, 409 00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:21,792 AND THEY ALWAYS ARE, 410 00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:24,959 20% OF HUMANS WILL BE INFECTED BY 1990. 411 00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:27,126 WITHIN THE NEXT DECADE, 412 00:21:27,209 --> 00:21:29,292 WE'LL HAVE LOST THE ENTIRE NORTH AMERICAN CONTINENT. 413 00:21:29,376 --> 00:21:29,792 BY THE YEAR 2000... 414 00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:33,542 VAMPIRE ARMAGEDDON. 415 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:35,209 DAMN! 416 00:21:35,292 --> 00:21:37,418 LUCKILY FOR US, THERE'S STILL TIME 417 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,917 WHILE THE THREAT IS STILL CONTAINABLE, 418 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000 LOCALIZED. 419 00:21:40,084 --> 00:21:41,750 SOMEDAY, 420 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:44,418 WE'LL BE REVERED AS HEROES, YOU AND I. 421 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:45,709 MEANTIME, 422 00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:48,959 THE TEENAGER IN THE RED CONVERTIBLE MUST DIE. 423 00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:06,167 WHAT ABOUT CASEY BOLGIN? WOULD YOU DO IT WITH HIM? 424 00:22:06,251 --> 00:22:08,167 NO WAY! I HATE JOCKS. 425 00:22:08,251 --> 00:22:09,376 WHAT ABOUT MATT NEWBURY? 426 00:22:09,459 --> 00:22:12,418 GOD, I GET HOT JUST MENTIONING HIS NAME. 427 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:13,292 HE'S TOO STATUS CONSCIOUS. 428 00:22:13,376 --> 00:22:17,251 DARLA, YOU WOULDN'T DO IT WITH ANYBODY. 429 00:22:17,334 --> 00:22:18,583 WELL... 430 00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:19,792 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ABOUT TOM CRUISE? 431 00:22:19,875 --> 00:22:22,251 YOU CAN PUT HIM DOWN AS A MAYBE. 432 00:22:22,334 --> 00:22:24,000 ARE YOU JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE HE'S NOT HERE. 433 00:22:24,084 --> 00:22:27,042 HI, JEREMY. I HEARD YOU WERE SICK. 434 00:22:27,126 --> 00:22:29,251 YEAH, HE HAD A BAD NIGHT. 435 00:22:29,334 --> 00:22:31,000 EXCUSE US PLEASE. 436 00:22:31,084 --> 00:22:32,459 RALPH, WE NEED TO TALK. 437 00:22:32,542 --> 00:22:33,292 THAT GIRL'S CRAZY ABOUT YOU. 438 00:22:33,376 --> 00:22:34,792 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T GO FOR HER. 439 00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:36,709 NOT NOW, RALPH. 440 00:22:36,792 --> 00:22:38,500 WELL, PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR ME. 441 00:22:38,583 --> 00:22:40,792 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT GUY? 442 00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:41,583 WHY? 443 00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:44,418 HE KEEPS STARING AT ME IN ALGEBRA. 444 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:45,917 OOH, THAT'S JEREMY CAPELLO. 445 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,583 DON'T TELL ME YOU WANT HIM. 446 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:48,084 VERY FUNNY, GLORIA. 447 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:50,418 WE ARE IN DEEP SHIT. 448 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:51,334 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 449 00:22:51,418 --> 00:22:54,251 LAST NIGHT AFTER WE LEFT THE GARDNER PLACE, 450 00:22:54,334 --> 00:22:55,376 SOMEBODY TORCHED IT. 451 00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:56,917 THE POLICE THINK IT WAS ARSON. 452 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,875 DON'T YOU SEE? WE WERE THERE. 453 00:22:58,959 --> 00:23:00,292 YEAH, BUT WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 454 00:23:00,376 --> 00:23:02,459 NOBODY EVEN KNOWS WE WERE THERE... 455 00:23:02,542 --> 00:23:04,459 EXCEPT THE GUY WHO BUSTED IN ON YOU. 456 00:23:04,542 --> 00:23:06,625 RIGHT. EXACTLY. WHAT IF HE SETS US UP? 457 00:23:06,709 --> 00:23:07,959 WHO'S GOING TO BELIEVE A COUPLE HIGH SCHOOL KIDS? 458 00:23:08,042 --> 00:23:11,459 LET'S CALM DOWN, OK. LET'S NOT PANIC. 459 00:23:11,542 --> 00:23:13,084 RALPH, I THINK SOMEONE'S FOLLOWING ME. 460 00:23:13,167 --> 00:23:15,625 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHO? 461 00:23:15,709 --> 00:23:16,917 I DON'T KNOW. SOME GUY. 462 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,292 MAYBE A COP. 463 00:23:19,376 --> 00:23:21,251 COPS. 464 00:23:21,334 --> 00:23:23,625 OUR LIVES ARE OVER. 465 00:23:23,709 --> 00:23:24,292 WE'RE TALKING PRISON. 466 00:23:24,376 --> 00:23:27,126 WE'RE TALKING HOMOSEXUAL RAPE 467 00:23:27,209 --> 00:23:28,459 BY CONVICTS NAMED BRUNO. 468 00:23:28,542 --> 00:23:30,084 HEY! LISTEN... WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 469 00:23:30,167 --> 00:23:33,000 WE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 470 00:23:33,084 --> 00:23:35,251 RIGHT? 471 00:23:35,334 --> 00:23:36,459 RIGHT. 472 00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:38,084 RIGHT. 473 00:23:41,625 --> 00:23:42,334 THERE IT IS, PROFESSOR. 474 00:23:42,418 --> 00:23:44,792 THAT'S THE DEMON'S CAR. REMEMBER? 475 00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:47,000 BE PATIENT, MY FAT FRIEND. WE'LL GET HIM. 476 00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:49,959 PARK OVER THERE. 477 00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:55,376 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 478 00:24:03,418 --> 00:24:05,500 HERE, I CAN'T DRINK THIS. 479 00:24:05,583 --> 00:24:08,459 I THOUGHT CHERRY WAS YOUR FAVORITE. 480 00:24:08,542 --> 00:24:10,500 NOT TODAY. 481 00:24:13,917 --> 00:24:15,792 THAT'S HIM. 482 00:24:17,917 --> 00:24:18,959 FOLLOW THEM. 483 00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:21,000 DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY! 484 00:24:26,792 --> 00:24:27,959 DAMN! 485 00:24:33,959 --> 00:24:35,917 TELL ME THAT ISN'T THE SAME WHITE VAN 486 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,167 FROM LAST NIGHT. 487 00:24:37,251 --> 00:24:40,167 IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, RIGHT? 488 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:45,500 WE'RE DEAD. 489 00:24:48,459 --> 00:24:49,709 SEE...NOTHING. 490 00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:52,376 I WASN'T REALLY WORRIED, JUST AFTER LAST NIGHT... 491 00:24:52,459 --> 00:24:55,167 WELL, AFTER LAST NIGHT, YOU'RE PARANOID AS HELL. 492 00:24:55,251 --> 00:24:58,167 DAMN RIGHT. 493 00:25:00,084 --> 00:25:01,000 SHIT! 494 00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:02,376 WHAT? 495 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,834 THAT'S HIM. 496 00:25:03,917 --> 00:25:04,792 NORA'S HUSBAND. 497 00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:07,418 WHERE'D YOUR MOM SAY THAT SPEED TRAP WAS TODAY? 498 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:10,084 UM...LUMKIN STREET AND FOUNTAIN. WHY? 499 00:25:10,167 --> 00:25:13,750 HANG ON, MAN. HERE WE GO. 500 00:25:22,959 --> 00:25:24,376 YEAH! 501 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:28,334 OWW! 502 00:25:37,376 --> 00:25:41,459 [SIRENS] 503 00:25:45,167 --> 00:25:47,126 I AM AN ANIMAL! 504 00:26:06,167 --> 00:26:07,000 I KNEW IT. 505 00:26:16,209 --> 00:26:18,251 UGH! GOD! I'M SORRY. 506 00:26:18,334 --> 00:26:19,334 YOU! 507 00:26:19,418 --> 00:26:22,251 HI. UM... 508 00:26:23,418 --> 00:26:24,459 ARE YOU OK? 509 00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:27,292 NOTHING'S BROKEN, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN. 510 00:26:27,376 --> 00:26:28,334 I'M REALLY SORRY, OK? 511 00:26:28,418 --> 00:26:30,625 HOW COME YOU STARING AT ME IN ALGEBRA? 512 00:26:30,709 --> 00:26:31,042 I WASN'T STARING. 513 00:26:31,126 --> 00:26:32,292 YES, YOU WERE! 514 00:26:32,376 --> 00:26:34,334 ALL RIGHT, I WAS STARING. 515 00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:37,625 I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE. 516 00:26:38,251 --> 00:26:40,459 COME ON! 517 00:26:40,542 --> 00:26:41,167 COME ON! 518 00:26:41,251 --> 00:26:42,459 WHAT? 519 00:26:42,542 --> 00:26:44,334 GO, GO! 520 00:26:44,418 --> 00:26:45,834 IN HERE. 521 00:26:45,917 --> 00:26:47,667 YOU'RE VERY WEIRD. DO YOU KNOW THAT? 522 00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:49,167 SHH! JUST GET DOWN. 523 00:26:49,251 --> 00:26:49,875 WHAT? 524 00:26:49,959 --> 00:26:51,292 THERE'S SOMEONE FOLLOWING ME. 525 00:26:51,376 --> 00:26:52,042 WHO? 526 00:26:52,126 --> 00:26:53,376 I THINK HE'S A COP. 527 00:26:53,459 --> 00:26:54,834 WHAT DID YOU DO? 528 00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:56,500 NOTHING. IT'S A LONG STORY. 529 00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:58,251 JEREMY, ARE YOU OK? 530 00:26:58,334 --> 00:27:00,000 DO ME A FAVOR. 531 00:27:00,084 --> 00:27:02,292 LOOK IN THAT MIRROR UP THERE. 532 00:27:02,376 --> 00:27:04,167 AND TELL ME WHO YOU SEE. 533 00:27:04,251 --> 00:27:05,959 NO ONE. 534 00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:06,959 OK, GOOD. 535 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:10,126 LOOK OUT THAT GLASS DOOR AND TELL ME WHO YOU SEE. 536 00:27:12,251 --> 00:27:13,500 NOBODY. 537 00:27:13,583 --> 00:27:14,209 NOBODY! 538 00:27:14,292 --> 00:27:15,709 [IMITATES EERIE WHIRR] 539 00:27:15,792 --> 00:27:19,042 THERE WAS SOMEONE OUT THERE. THERE WAS THIS WEIRD GUY. 540 00:27:19,126 --> 00:27:20,334 OK, THAT'S IT. 541 00:27:20,418 --> 00:27:21,084 THIS HAS BEEN ENLIGHTENING, 542 00:27:21,167 --> 00:27:23,334 BUT I'M NEEDED BACK ON EARTH. 543 00:27:23,418 --> 00:27:25,709 DON'T LET HIM SEE YOU LEAVE THE COOLER! 544 00:27:25,792 --> 00:27:26,917 OH, NO PROBLEM. 545 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,583 I'M CARRYING INVISIBLE HAIR SPRAY. 546 00:27:43,418 --> 00:27:45,418 HOW ARE YOU FEELING, JEREMY? 547 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,209 I'M OK. I'M JUST TIRED. 548 00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:50,209 DRINK PLENTY OF LIQUIDS. THAT'S THE THING. 549 00:27:50,292 --> 00:27:53,000 YEAH, I THINK IT'S A PROTEIN DEFICIENCY. 550 00:27:53,084 --> 00:27:54,292 I'M MAKING A PROTEIN SHAKE. 551 00:27:54,376 --> 00:27:57,709 YOUR MOM SAID A GIRL NAMED CANDY CALLED. 552 00:27:57,792 --> 00:27:59,709 MM-HMM. 553 00:27:59,792 --> 00:28:01,917 THAT'S A GREAT NAME. 554 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,209 CANDY. 555 00:28:03,292 --> 00:28:04,709 IT SOUNDS YUMMY. 556 00:28:04,792 --> 00:28:07,917 YEAH, SHE'S A CHEERLEADER, BLONDE HAIR, ALL THAT STUFF. 557 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,042 BIG DEAL. 558 00:28:09,126 --> 00:28:10,834 WOMEN CAN REALLY BE A BOTHER, CAN'T THEY? 559 00:28:10,917 --> 00:28:12,209 CALLING YOU ALL THE TIME. 560 00:28:12,292 --> 00:28:13,376 WANTING TO GO OUT. 561 00:28:13,459 --> 00:28:15,583 IT'S MISSING SOMETHING. 562 00:28:15,667 --> 00:28:16,750 WELL, IT'S BEEN NICE 563 00:28:16,834 --> 00:28:21,209 HAVING THIS MAN TO MAN CHAT WITH YOU, SON. 564 00:29:18,709 --> 00:29:21,167 PROTEIN DRINK, HUH? 565 00:29:28,709 --> 00:29:31,292 [DOG BARKING] 566 00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:40,167 WAKE UP, JEREMY. 567 00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:42,459 JEREMY? 568 00:29:42,542 --> 00:29:45,292 WE HAVE TO TALK. 569 00:29:45,376 --> 00:29:45,959 SHIT! 570 00:29:46,042 --> 00:29:49,667 I'M TOO YOUNG TO GO TO JAIL. 571 00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:52,209 PERMIT ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 572 00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:56,084 I AM MODOC, AT YOUR SERVICE. 573 00:29:56,167 --> 00:29:57,500 YOU'RE NOT A COP? 574 00:29:57,583 --> 00:29:59,709 IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION 575 00:29:59,792 --> 00:30:03,376 THAT YOU'VE HAD A SORDID SEXUAL ENCOUNTER 576 00:30:03,459 --> 00:30:05,709 WITH A STRANGE AND BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. 577 00:30:05,792 --> 00:30:07,334 IT WASN'T SORDID. 578 00:30:07,418 --> 00:30:08,376 YOU WERE BITTEN BY THIS WOMAN, WERE YOU NOT? 579 00:30:08,459 --> 00:30:11,709 THAT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS. 580 00:30:11,792 --> 00:30:14,167 JEREMY, THIS WOMAN WAS... 581 00:30:14,251 --> 00:30:16,334 HOW SHALL I SAY? 582 00:30:16,418 --> 00:30:17,875 INFECTED. 583 00:30:17,959 --> 00:30:18,376 OH, GOD. 584 00:30:18,459 --> 00:30:22,167 SHE LOOKED SO CLEAN. 585 00:30:22,917 --> 00:30:24,875 ALL RIGHT, I'LL COOPERATE, 586 00:30:24,959 --> 00:30:28,167 BUT PLEASE DON'T TELL MY PARENTS. 587 00:30:28,251 --> 00:30:30,709 I THINK I'M MISSING SOMETHING 588 00:30:30,792 --> 00:30:33,875 IN THE TRANSLATION HERE. 589 00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:37,500 YOU'RE NOT FROM THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT? 590 00:30:37,583 --> 00:30:40,459 NO. 591 00:30:46,625 --> 00:30:48,418 ALL RIGHT. 592 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:49,917 WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT? 593 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,376 HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED ANYTHING STRANGE OR UNUSUAL 594 00:30:53,459 --> 00:30:55,875 DURING THE PAST 24 HOURS? 595 00:30:55,959 --> 00:30:57,292 JUST YOU. 596 00:30:57,376 --> 00:30:58,376 [DOGS BARKING] 597 00:30:58,459 --> 00:31:00,875 HOW ABOUT THEM? 598 00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:02,418 A COUPLE STUPID DOGS. BIG DEAL. 599 00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:05,084 THEY KNOW, JEREMY. 600 00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:06,500 WHEN THAT WOMAN BIT YOU, 601 00:31:06,583 --> 00:31:09,917 SHE TRANSFERRED A LEGACY ONTO YOU, 602 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:10,667 THE LEGACY OF A SECRET SOCIETY 603 00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:12,959 WHICH HAS ENDURED FOR CENTURIES. 604 00:31:13,042 --> 00:31:14,542 YOU'RE NOT LIKE OTHER PEOPLE. 605 00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:15,750 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU? 606 00:31:15,834 --> 00:31:17,959 YOU HAVE NEW DESIRES. YOU FEEL IT, CAN'T YOU? 607 00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:19,126 NO! 608 00:31:19,209 --> 00:31:21,167 NO LONGER WILL YOU TREAD WITH ORDINARY MEN. 609 00:31:21,251 --> 00:31:22,418 GET TO THE POINT! 610 00:31:22,792 --> 00:31:24,959 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 611 00:31:25,042 --> 00:31:27,251 IN A NUTSHELL, YOU'RE ALIVE, 612 00:31:27,334 --> 00:31:28,251 BUT YOU'RE NOT ALIVE. 613 00:31:28,334 --> 00:31:30,792 YOU'RE DEAD, BUT YOU'RE NOT DEAD. 614 00:31:30,875 --> 00:31:33,292 DID YOU EVER HEAR THE WORD "UNDEAD"? 615 00:31:33,376 --> 00:31:34,418 HOW ABOUT THIS ONE... 616 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:35,959 "VAMPIRE"? 617 00:31:36,042 --> 00:31:37,500 I HOPE YOU'VE HEARD THAT ONE, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. 618 00:31:37,583 --> 00:31:39,334 A V-VAMPIRE. 619 00:31:39,418 --> 00:31:41,251 MM-HMM. 620 00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:42,334 I WANTED TO BREAK IT TO YOU EASY, 621 00:31:42,418 --> 00:31:44,459 BUT NO...EVERYTHING WITH YOU YOUNG PEOPLE 622 00:31:44,542 --> 00:31:47,418 HAS TO BE FAST, FAST. 623 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:48,334 GET OUT OF HERE. 624 00:31:48,418 --> 00:31:50,792 I KNOW IT'S A SHOCK. 625 00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:51,583 Mom: JEREMY? I'M NOT A VAMPIRE! 626 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:54,334 [KNOCKING] HONEY? 627 00:31:54,418 --> 00:31:56,334 GET OUT OF HERE! 628 00:31:56,418 --> 00:32:00,167 I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU TALKING TO SOMEBODY. 629 00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:01,959 NO. THAT WAS THE RADIO. 630 00:32:02,042 --> 00:32:03,376 IT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE THE RADIO. 631 00:32:03,459 --> 00:32:07,334 IT SOUNDED LIKE A MAN'S VOICE. 632 00:32:07,418 --> 00:32:09,334 UM... 633 00:32:09,418 --> 00:32:10,500 WELL, GOOD NIGHT. 634 00:32:10,583 --> 00:32:14,500 Radio: ♪ WAY DOWN WHERE WE WOULD GO... ♪ 635 00:32:14,583 --> 00:32:20,084 [HOWLING] 636 00:32:21,251 --> 00:32:25,167 ♪ I WENT OUT ON A LEDGE TO SPEND SOME TIME ♪ 637 00:32:25,251 --> 00:32:30,792 ♪ WENT OUT OF MY HEAD, IT'S BEEN SOME TIME ♪ 638 00:32:36,542 --> 00:32:39,334 [HONK HONK] 639 00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:42,750 YOU LEAVE ME ALONE. GET OUT OF HERE! 640 00:32:42,834 --> 00:32:44,667 I AM NOT A VAMPIRE! 641 00:32:44,750 --> 00:32:46,583 WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE? 642 00:32:46,667 --> 00:32:49,542 VAMPIRES DRINK VIRGIN BLOOD, RIGHT? 643 00:32:49,625 --> 00:32:51,583 I'M NOT A VIRGIN. 644 00:32:51,667 --> 00:32:53,542 ASK JENNY CICERO. 645 00:32:53,625 --> 00:32:54,542 LEWIS, COME HERE. 646 00:32:54,625 --> 00:32:57,500 HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED YOUR COMPLEXION TURNING PALE? 647 00:32:57,583 --> 00:32:59,792 WHAT ABOUT IT? 648 00:32:59,875 --> 00:33:03,000 HOW ABOUT THAT UNCOMFORTABLE GLARE YOU FEEL FROM THE SUN? 649 00:33:03,084 --> 00:33:03,542 I CAN EXPLAIN THAT. 650 00:33:03,625 --> 00:33:05,418 YOUR LOSS OF APPETITE? 651 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:07,000 PROTEIN DEFICIENCY. 652 00:33:07,084 --> 00:33:08,667 YOUR CRAVING FOR RAW MEAT-- MORE PRECISELY, FRESH BLOOD? 653 00:33:08,750 --> 00:33:10,583 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 654 00:33:10,667 --> 00:33:13,709 YOU RECOGNIZE THIS MAN? 655 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:17,376 YOU ARE IN GRAVE DANGER, JEREMY. 656 00:33:17,459 --> 00:33:20,334 WAIT. THIS GUY'S BEEN FOLLOWING ME. 657 00:33:20,418 --> 00:33:22,500 WE NEED TO TALK. 658 00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:24,126 WHAT? 659 00:33:24,209 --> 00:33:25,583 WHO'S THAT MAN? 660 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:28,917 GET IN THE CAR. 661 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:29,917 I DON'T KNOW. 662 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,875 HE'S NOT FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 663 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,583 THIS MAN IS PROFESSOR LEOPOLD McCARTHY, 664 00:33:37,667 --> 00:33:39,418 A NOTED HISTORIAN BY PROFESSION. 665 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:41,418 A RUTHLESS MURDERER BY CHOICE. 666 00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:43,418 TOGETHER WITH HIS FEEBLE-MINDED ASSISTANT, 667 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:46,292 HE'S BEEN WAGING A WAR AGAINST OUR KIND. 668 00:33:46,376 --> 00:33:47,251 AND HE WILL NOT REST UNTIL HE HAS WIPED THE LAST OF US 669 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,292 FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH. 670 00:33:50,376 --> 00:33:50,625 US? 671 00:33:50,709 --> 00:33:51,709 VAMPIRES. 672 00:33:51,792 --> 00:33:53,750 STOP THE CAR, FREAKO. 673 00:33:53,834 --> 00:33:56,334 I'M HERE TO HELP MAKE THE TRANSITION 674 00:33:56,418 --> 00:33:58,500 FROM YOUR OLD LIFE TO YOUR NEW LIFE 675 00:33:58,583 --> 00:33:59,459 AS EASY AS POSSIBLE. 676 00:33:59,542 --> 00:34:02,709 FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS, I'LL BE YOUR TUTOR 677 00:34:02,792 --> 00:34:04,959 AND, HOPEFULLY, YOUR FRIEND. 678 00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:06,625 IF YOU ARE A VAMPIRE, 679 00:34:06,709 --> 00:34:09,459 HOW CAN YOU BE OUT IN THE DAYLIGHT? 680 00:34:09,542 --> 00:34:11,292 UNDEAD VAMPIRES MUST REMAIN IN THE DARK, 681 00:34:11,376 --> 00:34:13,334 BUT YOU AND I ARE LIVING VAMPIRES. 682 00:34:13,418 --> 00:34:16,418 YOU'LL FIND THAT AND OTHER USEFUL INFORMATION 683 00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:18,334 COVERED IN THIS. 684 00:34:18,875 --> 00:34:20,418 "VAMPIRISM. 685 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:23,583 A PRACTICAL GUIDE TO AN ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE"? 686 00:34:23,667 --> 00:34:24,542 THAT IS YOUR BIBLE. 687 00:34:24,625 --> 00:34:25,583 READ IT, LEARN IT, LIVE IT. 688 00:34:25,667 --> 00:34:27,292 THAT'S IT. 689 00:34:27,376 --> 00:34:28,667 AT LEAST TAKE THIS. 690 00:34:28,750 --> 00:34:30,418 WHAT? WHAT IS THIS? 691 00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:33,834 THE NAME OF A RELIABLE ALL-NIGHT BUTCHER. 692 00:34:33,917 --> 00:34:34,750 THERE'S NO GETTING AROUND IT-- 693 00:34:34,834 --> 00:34:36,709 VAMPIRES DRINK BLOOD. 694 00:34:36,792 --> 00:34:40,292 WE SUGGEST PIG'S BLOOD-- B NEGATIVE. 695 00:34:40,376 --> 00:34:42,418 IT'S SURPRISINGLY FULL-BODIED, 696 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:43,917 WITH A SMOOTH FLAVOR. 697 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,583 JUST PULL OVER AND LET ME OUT, OK? 698 00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:48,376 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 699 00:34:48,459 --> 00:34:49,334 BELIEVE ME, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 700 00:34:49,418 --> 00:34:51,334 BUT READ YOUR HANDBOOK, GET SOME SUNGLASSES, 701 00:34:51,418 --> 00:34:53,834 AND DON'T FRET OVER DRINKING A LITTLE BLOOD. 702 00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:56,917 THINK OF IT AS TAKING YOUR VITAMINS. 703 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,875 I AM NOT A VAMPIRE. 704 00:34:58,959 --> 00:35:00,917 I'LL POP UP FROM TIME TO TIME 705 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,875 JUST TO SEE HOW YOU'RE DOING. 706 00:35:02,959 --> 00:35:05,917 I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN, 707 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,542 AND I'M NOT READING THIS BOOK! 708 00:35:07,625 --> 00:35:10,583 AND I'M NOT A VAMPIRE! 709 00:35:20,042 --> 00:35:21,500 I'M INTRIGUED BY HER. 710 00:35:21,583 --> 00:35:22,709 THERE'S MORE TO THIS GIRL 711 00:35:22,792 --> 00:35:25,209 THAN MEETS THE EYE. 712 00:35:25,292 --> 00:35:27,667 I HOPE SO, FOR YOUR SAKE. 713 00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:31,209 RALPH, AS MUCH AS I HATE IT, 714 00:35:31,292 --> 00:35:33,209 IT'S YOUR TURN TO DRIVE. 715 00:35:33,292 --> 00:35:34,667 YOU'RE NEXT, CAPELLO. 716 00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:36,000 IN THE BACK. 717 00:35:36,084 --> 00:35:39,542 THIS TIME, TRY AND STAY WITH THEM. 718 00:35:39,625 --> 00:35:41,583 I WILL, PROFESSOR. 719 00:35:41,667 --> 00:35:43,251 I WARN YOU. ANY NONSENSE, 720 00:35:43,334 --> 00:35:45,834 AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOUR INSURANCE SKYROCKETS. 721 00:35:45,917 --> 00:35:47,834 [TIRES SCREECH] 722 00:35:47,917 --> 00:35:50,376 CONSTANT, GENTLE PRESSURE ON THE ACCELERATOR. 723 00:35:50,459 --> 00:35:51,376 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, 724 00:35:51,459 --> 00:35:52,834 TURN LEFT HERE. 725 00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:55,709 YOU FAILED TO CHECK YOUR MIRRORS. 726 00:35:55,792 --> 00:35:57,834 [CHUCKLES] 727 00:35:57,917 --> 00:35:58,709 SHIT! 728 00:35:58,792 --> 00:36:00,376 I BEG YOUR PARDON. 729 00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:02,750 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 730 00:36:06,334 --> 00:36:08,000 LOOK OUT! WHOO! 731 00:36:14,959 --> 00:36:16,875 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 732 00:36:16,959 --> 00:36:19,418 OH, MY GOD! WATCH IT! 733 00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:21,292 WATCH THESE PEOPLE! 734 00:36:25,126 --> 00:36:26,625 ENDANGERING PEDESTRIANS. 735 00:36:30,542 --> 00:36:33,209 RALPH, LOOK OUT! 736 00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:35,251 EASY, EASY! 737 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:37,583 WATCH THAT GUY! 738 00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:39,418 HEY, LOOK OUT! 739 00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:43,042 YOU'LL NEVER DRIVE IN THIS TOWN AGAIN. 740 00:36:48,959 --> 00:36:51,750 [TIRES SCREECH] 741 00:36:51,834 --> 00:36:54,583 GRIMSDYKE. 742 00:36:54,667 --> 00:36:55,667 THAT'S IT! 743 00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:57,750 FINE. LET'S BOUNCE THIS BOZO. 744 00:36:57,834 --> 00:37:00,334 GET BACK HERE, YOUNG MAN! 745 00:37:00,418 --> 00:37:01,500 HEY! 746 00:37:01,583 --> 00:37:03,084 YOU GOT A PROBLEM? 747 00:37:03,167 --> 00:37:04,834 HE'S ATTACKING! 748 00:37:04,917 --> 00:37:06,334 HUH? 749 00:37:06,917 --> 00:37:09,292 OH, SHIT! 750 00:37:09,376 --> 00:37:11,376 UH...UH... 751 00:37:18,917 --> 00:37:21,459 UH-OH. UH, RALPH? 752 00:37:21,542 --> 00:37:24,292 YOUR DRIVING FRIGHTENED THAT MAN 753 00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:27,000 INTO AN ACCIDENT! 754 00:37:27,084 --> 00:37:29,000 MORE POINTS. 755 00:37:29,084 --> 00:37:31,917 HEY, COME BACK HERE! 756 00:37:36,418 --> 00:37:40,209 [SAXOPHONE PLAYING] 757 00:37:52,625 --> 00:37:53,167 HI. 758 00:37:53,251 --> 00:37:55,792 YOU'RE STARING AT ME AGAIN. 759 00:37:55,875 --> 00:37:57,709 LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT YESTERDAY. 760 00:37:57,792 --> 00:38:01,709 I REALLY MADE A JERK OF MYSELF. 761 00:38:01,792 --> 00:38:04,084 YOU MAKE ME VERY NERVOUS. 762 00:38:04,167 --> 00:38:05,959 I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU THE OTHER NIGHT. 763 00:38:06,042 --> 00:38:09,167 ARE YOU GOING TO GROSS ME OUT? 764 00:38:09,251 --> 00:38:12,000 NO! IT WASN'T LIKE THAT. 765 00:38:12,084 --> 00:38:15,834 UM...WOULD YOU GO OUT WITH ME SOMETIME? 766 00:38:18,126 --> 00:38:20,709 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE. 767 00:38:20,792 --> 00:38:22,042 YOU LET ME SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGERS, 768 00:38:22,126 --> 00:38:24,834 AND YOU'LL ALWAYS REGRET IT. 769 00:38:25,418 --> 00:38:27,334 WELL... 770 00:38:27,418 --> 00:38:29,209 OK. 771 00:38:29,292 --> 00:38:30,667 REALLY? 772 00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:31,709 YEAH. 773 00:38:31,792 --> 00:38:32,376 GREAT! 774 00:38:32,459 --> 00:38:35,000 I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 7:00. 775 00:38:35,084 --> 00:38:36,167 WAIT. TONIGHT? 776 00:38:36,251 --> 00:38:38,167 WHY NOT? 777 00:38:38,959 --> 00:38:41,542 WHAT DID HE WANT? 778 00:38:41,625 --> 00:38:42,334 GUESS WHAT. 779 00:38:42,418 --> 00:38:44,042 I'VE GOT A DATE FOR TONIGHT. 780 00:38:44,126 --> 00:38:45,000 NOT WITH THAT GEEK. 781 00:38:45,084 --> 00:38:46,834 DARLA, HE'S ALL WRONG. 782 00:38:46,917 --> 00:38:50,334 OH, SHUT UP, GLORIA. 783 00:38:50,418 --> 00:38:53,376 HE DREAMED ABOUT ME. 784 00:38:54,459 --> 00:38:59,126 Craig Morris: ♪ I HOPE YOU'RE GONNA LIKE ME ♪ 785 00:38:59,209 --> 00:39:02,875 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALL I'M THINKIN' OF ♪ 786 00:39:02,959 --> 00:39:07,583 ♪ YOUR LIPS, YOUR EYES, I'M HYPNOTIZED ♪ 787 00:39:07,667 --> 00:39:11,459 ♪ OR MAYBE I'M IN LOVE ♪ 788 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,084 HUH. 789 00:39:16,167 --> 00:39:17,042 THE MIRROR'S NOT WORKING. 790 00:39:17,126 --> 00:39:20,959 ♪ I'M GOIN' THROUGH SOME CHANGES ♪ 791 00:39:21,042 --> 00:39:22,042 GREAT. 792 00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:25,709 ♪ SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT I CAN DO ♪ 793 00:39:25,792 --> 00:39:29,126 ♪ ONE THING I KNOW, I CAN'T LET GO ♪ 794 00:39:29,209 --> 00:39:32,459 ♪ WHEN IT COMES TO ME AND YOU ♪ 795 00:39:32,542 --> 00:39:36,875 ♪ OH, WHEN IT COMES TO ME AND YOU ♪ 796 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:40,917 DOESN'T ANYTHING IN THIS HOUSE WORK? 797 00:39:42,376 --> 00:39:44,459 [DING-DONG] 798 00:39:51,376 --> 00:39:52,792 YOU MUST BE JEREMY. 799 00:39:52,875 --> 00:39:53,959 WE'RE SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 800 00:39:54,042 --> 00:39:55,959 DON'T BLOCK THE DOORWAY, HELEN. 801 00:39:56,042 --> 00:39:56,959 LET THE BOY IN. 802 00:39:57,042 --> 00:39:59,251 I'M DARLA'S FATHER, BUDDY BLAKE. 803 00:39:59,334 --> 00:40:01,418 YOU CAN CALL ME BUDDY. 804 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:03,126 OH. OK...BUDDY. 805 00:40:03,209 --> 00:40:05,667 THIS IS MY WIFE HELEN. 806 00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:06,792 HI. 807 00:40:06,875 --> 00:40:08,459 YOU'RE A SHARP-LOOKING BOY. 808 00:40:08,542 --> 00:40:09,959 ISN'T HE, BUDDY? 809 00:40:10,042 --> 00:40:10,917 HE CERTAINLY IS. 810 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:15,667 WELL, LET'S SEE IF DARLA'S READY. 811 00:40:16,084 --> 00:40:17,459 PRINCESS! 812 00:40:17,542 --> 00:40:19,459 YOUR ESCORT IS HERE. 813 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:20,959 Darla: COMING! 814 00:40:21,042 --> 00:40:24,792 WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK, JEREMY? 815 00:40:24,875 --> 00:40:27,292 NO. I'M DRIVING. 816 00:40:27,376 --> 00:40:29,000 OF COURSE. 817 00:40:29,084 --> 00:40:29,917 GOOD ANSWER. 818 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,126 THERE SHE IS. 819 00:40:33,209 --> 00:40:34,959 ISN'T SHE LOVELY? 820 00:40:35,042 --> 00:40:38,667 COME ON, MOM, CUT IT OUT. 821 00:40:41,583 --> 00:40:44,459 DON'T THEY MAKE A CUTE COUPLE, HELEN? 822 00:40:44,542 --> 00:40:45,875 JUST LIKE US. 823 00:40:45,959 --> 00:40:46,959 HI. 824 00:40:47,042 --> 00:40:49,959 OK, KIDS, UP AGAINST THE WALL. 825 00:40:50,042 --> 00:40:50,418 MOM! 826 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:52,667 OH, COME ON, NOW. 827 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:55,167 DON'T SPOIL YOUR FATHER'S FUN. 828 00:40:55,251 --> 00:40:57,334 READY NOW? OK. 829 00:40:57,418 --> 00:40:59,167 OH, WAIT, WAIT. 830 00:40:59,251 --> 00:41:01,334 HELEN, THEY'RE PERFECT. 831 00:41:01,418 --> 00:41:04,875 OH, THIS IS TOTALLY HUMILIATING! 832 00:41:04,959 --> 00:41:07,084 OK, BIG SMILES, NOW. 833 00:41:07,167 --> 00:41:09,042 WE'LL DO ONE MORE. 834 00:41:09,126 --> 00:41:10,875 ONE MORE FOR GRANDMA. 835 00:41:10,959 --> 00:41:13,500 WE'RE LATE. WE'VE GOT TO GO. 836 00:41:13,583 --> 00:41:15,875 HAVE A GOOD TIME, PRINCESS. 837 00:41:20,167 --> 00:41:21,917 PHEW. 838 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,959 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT. 839 00:41:24,042 --> 00:41:26,167 LOOK, I UNDERSTAND. 840 00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:27,000 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 841 00:41:27,084 --> 00:41:29,875 I HAVE PARENTS, TOO. 842 00:41:30,209 --> 00:41:32,042 DAMN. 843 00:41:32,126 --> 00:41:35,834 WHAT'S WRONG? DIDN'T THEY TURN OUT? 844 00:41:37,459 --> 00:41:38,875 PIECE OF JUNK. 845 00:41:38,959 --> 00:41:42,500 Jukebox: ♪ THE FIRST MOMENT BETRAYED HER HEART... ♪ 846 00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:45,583 OK, YOU ORDERED ONE GARBAGE-CAN PIZZA, 847 00:41:45,667 --> 00:41:48,583 DOUBLE ON EVERYTHING BUT ANCHOVIES. 848 00:41:48,667 --> 00:41:49,750 THANK YOU. 849 00:41:49,834 --> 00:41:52,042 BUT RALPH ISN'T REALLY A JERK. 850 00:41:52,126 --> 00:41:54,209 HE'S A GOOD GUY AT HEART, 851 00:41:54,292 --> 00:41:56,418 BUT HE THINKS 852 00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:59,126 THAT I SHOULD ONLY DATE GORGEOUS GIRLS 853 00:41:59,209 --> 00:42:01,084 WHO HAVE BIG... 854 00:42:01,167 --> 00:42:03,917 UM... 855 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,292 BIG BOOBS AND LONG BLONDE HAIR 856 00:42:06,376 --> 00:42:09,418 AND BEAUTIFULLY SUN-TANNED SKIN AND... 857 00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:10,917 DITZY. 858 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:11,750 WHEN IT COMES TO GIRLS, 859 00:42:11,834 --> 00:42:13,084 RALPH'S ONLY INTERESTED IN ONE THING. 860 00:42:13,167 --> 00:42:15,418 YOU KNOW. 861 00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:16,583 I KNOW. 862 00:42:16,667 --> 00:42:17,167 RALPH IS, UH... 863 00:42:17,251 --> 00:42:19,084 CAN BE A JERK SOMETIMES, 864 00:42:19,167 --> 00:42:22,292 BUT HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. 865 00:42:22,376 --> 00:42:23,126 AND, UH... 866 00:42:23,209 --> 00:42:25,084 WHAT CAN I SAY? 867 00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:27,334 THAT'S OK. I UNDERSTAND. 868 00:42:27,418 --> 00:42:31,792 GLORIA DOESN'T THINK YOU'RE HOT STUFF, EITHER. 869 00:42:31,875 --> 00:42:32,792 YEAH? 870 00:42:32,875 --> 00:42:34,126 YEAH. 871 00:42:34,209 --> 00:42:37,126 I'M GLAD THEY DON'T PICK OUR DATES, 872 00:42:37,209 --> 00:42:39,084 I GUESS. 873 00:42:39,167 --> 00:42:41,084 JEREMY, ARE YOU OK? 874 00:42:41,167 --> 00:42:43,418 UM... 875 00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:44,792 YEAH. 876 00:42:44,875 --> 00:42:46,959 I'M SUDDENLY, UH... 877 00:42:47,042 --> 00:42:48,418 NOT HUNGRY. 878 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:50,792 YOU KNOW, I HEARD YOU'VE BEEN SICK LATELY. 879 00:42:50,875 --> 00:42:51,583 IT'S NOTHING. 880 00:42:51,667 --> 00:42:53,418 MAYBE YOU HAVE AN ALLERGY. 881 00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:55,167 EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S ON THIS PIZZA? 882 00:42:55,251 --> 00:42:57,792 YOU ORDERED EVERYTHING. 883 00:42:57,875 --> 00:43:00,834 THAT'S PEPPERONI, SAUSAGE, TOMATOES, MUSHROOMS, 884 00:43:00,917 --> 00:43:02,625 ONIONS, OLIVES, PEPPERS, AND GARLIC. 885 00:43:02,709 --> 00:43:05,126 ♪ ...WILL MAKE US ONE OF A KIND ♪ 886 00:43:05,209 --> 00:43:07,500 GARLIC. 887 00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:09,042 Oingo Boingo: ♪ I'M ♪ 888 00:43:09,126 --> 00:43:11,625 ♪ I'M ♪ 889 00:43:11,709 --> 00:43:13,500 ♪ NOT THE SAME MAN I WAS BEFORE ♪ 890 00:43:13,583 --> 00:43:15,834 THAT'S HIS CAR. WE'VE FOUND HIM. 891 00:43:15,917 --> 00:43:18,625 ♪ I'VE CHANGED MY PERCEPTION ♪ 892 00:43:18,709 --> 00:43:22,917 ♪ I HAVEN'T LOST MY PROTECTION ♪ 893 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,126 ♪ I HAVEN'T LOST, EVER LOST ♪ 894 00:43:24,209 --> 00:43:26,042 ♪ BUT I HAVE LOST ATTENTION ♪ 895 00:43:26,126 --> 00:43:30,376 ♪ 2 BY 2, COMING TO THE SHORE ♪ 896 00:43:30,459 --> 00:43:34,084 ♪ BOYS AND GIRLS, VOICES JOINED IN SONG ♪ 897 00:43:34,167 --> 00:43:37,875 ♪ FIRECRACKERS MAKING SO MUCH NOISE ♪ 898 00:43:37,959 --> 00:43:40,209 ♪ THEY ALL START YELLING AT ME "EVERYTHING YOU DO IS WRONG!" 899 00:43:40,292 --> 00:43:42,667 SHIT! 900 00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:45,000 [MOANING] 901 00:43:52,292 --> 00:43:54,334 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. 902 00:43:54,418 --> 00:43:57,251 YEAH. I LIKE THE DARK. 903 00:43:57,334 --> 00:44:00,875 I THINK I'M A NIGHT PERSON. 904 00:44:00,959 --> 00:44:04,917 JEREMY, WHY DID YOU ASK ME OUT? 905 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,042 I DON'T KNOW. 906 00:44:06,126 --> 00:44:08,500 YOU SEE SOMEONE YOU LIKE, 907 00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:10,875 YOU WANT TO KNOW THEM BETTER, 908 00:44:10,959 --> 00:44:12,000 YOU ASK THEM OUT. 909 00:44:12,084 --> 00:44:13,167 AND BECAUSE I WANT TO PROVE 910 00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:15,875 I'M NOT THE BIG JERK THAT YOU THINK I AM. 911 00:44:15,959 --> 00:44:17,084 OH, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A JERK. 912 00:44:17,167 --> 00:44:20,667 GLORIA DOES, BUT I DON'T. 913 00:44:20,750 --> 00:44:21,875 OH, YEAH? 914 00:44:21,959 --> 00:44:24,875 WELL, RALPH THINKS YOU'RE A MUSICAL FREAK. 915 00:44:24,959 --> 00:44:25,709 WELL, GLORIA SAYS 916 00:44:25,792 --> 00:44:29,084 YOU'RE A REPULSIVE, SICKLY SLIME BALL. 917 00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:30,583 YEAH? YEAH! 918 00:44:30,667 --> 00:44:32,126 RALPH SAYS--WAIT. THAT'S HIS PROBLEM. 919 00:44:32,209 --> 00:44:36,709 I LIKE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 920 00:44:36,792 --> 00:44:38,792 YOU'RE SPECIAL. 921 00:44:38,875 --> 00:44:40,376 I AM? 922 00:44:40,459 --> 00:44:42,542 YEAH. 923 00:44:49,459 --> 00:44:50,376 GRIMSDYKE. 924 00:44:50,459 --> 00:44:52,209 YES, SIR? 925 00:44:52,292 --> 00:44:54,376 I THINK I'LL GO AND LIE DOWN FOR A BIT. 926 00:44:54,459 --> 00:44:56,583 YES, PROFESSOR. 927 00:44:56,667 --> 00:44:58,251 I'LL TAKE THE FIRST WATCH. 928 00:44:58,334 --> 00:45:01,917 CALL ME IF YOU WITNESS ANYTHING UNUSUAL. 929 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,583 I WILL, PROFESSOR. 930 00:45:09,334 --> 00:45:13,292 [HUMMING LOUDLY] 931 00:45:13,376 --> 00:45:14,959 GRIMSDYKE. 932 00:45:15,042 --> 00:45:16,875 [STOPS HUMMING] 933 00:45:20,042 --> 00:45:21,418 OUT. 934 00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:23,334 NOW. 935 00:45:23,875 --> 00:45:26,583 YES, PROFESSOR. 936 00:45:33,917 --> 00:45:35,418 PFFT! 937 00:45:39,583 --> 00:45:41,542 JEREMY... 938 00:45:59,875 --> 00:46:01,834 JEREMY, WHAT'S WRONG? 939 00:46:01,917 --> 00:46:03,917 YOU'RE WHEEZING. 940 00:46:10,084 --> 00:46:11,000 OH, NO. 941 00:46:11,084 --> 00:46:14,292 JEREMY, WHAT'S WRONG? YOU'RE NOT SICK, ARE YOU? 942 00:46:16,959 --> 00:46:18,167 I HAVE TO GO. 943 00:46:18,251 --> 00:46:19,792 JEREMY, WHAT'S WRONG? 944 00:46:19,875 --> 00:46:21,334 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 945 00:46:21,418 --> 00:46:22,500 STOP! 946 00:46:22,583 --> 00:46:25,000 WAIT. YOU CAN'T DO THIS! 947 00:46:25,084 --> 00:46:27,209 STOP! PLEASE DON'T GO. 948 00:46:27,292 --> 00:46:30,000 YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE! 949 00:46:30,084 --> 00:46:31,418 COME BACK! 950 00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:32,500 UH! 951 00:46:32,583 --> 00:46:35,084 WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 952 00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:36,251 DARLA. 953 00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:40,334 WHAT HAPPENED? 954 00:46:43,959 --> 00:46:44,875 DAMN IT! 955 00:46:44,959 --> 00:46:48,042 JEREMY CAPELLO, YOU BLEW IT! 956 00:46:48,126 --> 00:46:51,542 [HUMMING] 957 00:46:56,459 --> 00:46:57,376 FIND WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR? 958 00:46:57,459 --> 00:47:02,292 NO. THE EVIL SLIME HASN'T SHOWN HIMSELF. 959 00:47:05,292 --> 00:47:07,126 OH, YES, HE HAS. 960 00:47:07,209 --> 00:47:08,709 NO! 961 00:47:08,792 --> 00:47:10,834 WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT? 962 00:47:10,917 --> 00:47:13,376 WHY ARE YOU WATCHING MY HOUSE? 963 00:47:15,583 --> 00:47:18,418 STAY BACK! 964 00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:21,084 YOU DON'T WANT ME. 965 00:47:21,167 --> 00:47:22,126 I'M OLD! 966 00:47:22,209 --> 00:47:24,418 MY BLOOD IS POLLUTED WITH CHOLESTEROL! 967 00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:25,709 WHAT? 968 00:47:25,792 --> 00:47:27,334 PROFESSOR! 969 00:47:52,167 --> 00:47:55,000 GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF. 970 00:47:55,834 --> 00:47:57,126 SLOW DOWN, YOU MANIAC! 971 00:47:57,209 --> 00:48:00,292 YOU MAD LITTLE BASTARD! WHAT HAPPENED? 972 00:48:00,376 --> 00:48:01,917 IT WAS HORRIBLE, PROFESSOR. 973 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,418 THE MONSTER SNUCK UP BEHIND ME. 974 00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:06,959 HOW? 975 00:48:07,042 --> 00:48:10,167 HIS EYES BURNED LIKE COAL... 976 00:48:10,251 --> 00:48:11,917 FANGS 3 INCHES LONG 977 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,583 GLISTENING IN THE MOONLIGHT! 978 00:48:14,667 --> 00:48:15,917 THAT SCUM! 979 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,750 HE HAD ME TOTALLY UNDER HIS SPELL! 980 00:48:18,834 --> 00:48:21,042 THANK GOD FOR THIS! 981 00:48:21,709 --> 00:48:24,251 P.A.: CHECK APPROVAL ON 4. 982 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,500 CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING? 983 00:48:28,583 --> 00:48:31,251 YES. HA HA! 984 00:48:31,334 --> 00:48:33,334 I'D LIKE, UM, A... 985 00:48:33,418 --> 00:48:34,917 A... 986 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,292 2 OF THOSE. 987 00:48:38,875 --> 00:48:40,792 P.A.: CHECK APPROVAL ON 4. 988 00:48:40,875 --> 00:48:42,334 3 T-BONES. 989 00:48:42,418 --> 00:48:44,000 UH, AND... 990 00:48:44,084 --> 00:48:45,500 6 CHICKENS, PLEASE. 991 00:48:45,583 --> 00:48:48,667 UH, WHAT ELSE? 992 00:48:48,750 --> 00:48:50,376 A-A QUART OF PIG'S BLOOD. 993 00:48:50,459 --> 00:48:53,334 WHAT WAS THAT LAST ONE? 994 00:48:53,418 --> 00:48:54,500 A QUART OF PIG'S BLOOD. 995 00:48:54,583 --> 00:48:57,834 A QUART OF PIG'S BLOOD. 996 00:48:57,917 --> 00:48:59,834 A PINT. 997 00:48:59,917 --> 00:49:02,875 A PINT OF PIG'S BLOOD. 998 00:49:05,084 --> 00:49:06,667 HOW MUCH FOR... 999 00:49:06,750 --> 00:49:08,583 JUST THE BLOOD? 1000 00:49:08,667 --> 00:49:10,583 $2.59. 1001 00:49:12,084 --> 00:49:13,376 THANK YOU. 1002 00:49:13,459 --> 00:49:16,251 FIRST TIME, HUH, KID? 1003 00:49:20,084 --> 00:49:22,542 I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE. 1004 00:49:26,959 --> 00:49:29,084 IT'S NOT BAD. 1005 00:49:29,959 --> 00:49:32,084 IT'S NOT BAD! 1006 00:49:44,292 --> 00:49:45,583 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 1007 00:49:45,667 --> 00:49:48,459 I'M A VAMPIRE! 1008 00:49:53,292 --> 00:49:56,418 ♪ WELL, I'M HEAVENLY BLESSED AND WORLDLY WISE ♪ 1009 00:49:56,500 --> 00:50:00,000 ♪ I'M A PEEPING-TOM TURKEY WITH X-RAY EYES ♪ 1010 00:50:00,084 --> 00:50:01,750 ♪ THINGS ARE GOIN' GREAT ♪ 1011 00:50:01,834 --> 00:50:05,459 ♪ AND THEY'RE ONLY GETTIN' BETTER ♪ 1012 00:50:05,792 --> 00:50:08,500 ♪ I'M DOIN' ALL RIGHT, GETTIN' GOOD GRADES ♪ 1013 00:50:08,583 --> 00:50:11,792 ♪ THE FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT ♪ 1014 00:50:11,875 --> 00:50:14,459 ♪ I GOTTA WEAR SHADES ♪ 1015 00:50:14,542 --> 00:50:16,542 ♪ I GOTTA WEAR SHADES ♪ 1016 00:50:16,625 --> 00:50:19,750 ♪ I GOT A JOB WAITIN' FOR MY GRADUATION ♪ 1017 00:50:19,834 --> 00:50:22,875 ♪ 50 THOU A YEAR WILL BUY A LOT OF BEER ♪ 1018 00:50:22,959 --> 00:50:24,917 ♪ THINGS ARE GOIN' GREAT ♪ 1019 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,418 ♪ AND THEY'RE ONLY GETTIN' BETTER ♪ 1020 00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:32,042 ♪ I'M DOIN' ALL RIGHT, GETTIN' GOOD GRADES ♪ 1021 00:50:32,126 --> 00:50:35,251 ♪ THE FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT ♪ 1022 00:50:35,334 --> 00:50:37,917 ♪ I GOTTA WEAR SHADES ♪ 1023 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,376 ♪ I GOTTA WEAR SHADES ♪ 1024 00:50:41,459 --> 00:50:43,875 THIS BLOOD'S FOR YOU. 1025 00:50:43,959 --> 00:50:45,251 I'M PROUD OF YOU. 1026 00:50:45,334 --> 00:50:46,209 YOU'VE GOT MY VOTE 1027 00:50:46,292 --> 00:50:47,959 FOR VAMPIRE ROOKIE OF THE YEAR. 1028 00:50:48,042 --> 00:50:50,418 WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME? 1029 00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:53,583 I'VE BEEN GOOD. NO DRUGS, NO ALCOHOL. 1030 00:50:53,667 --> 00:50:55,459 I DO MY HOMEWORK. 1031 00:50:55,542 --> 00:50:56,292 WHY ME? 1032 00:50:56,376 --> 00:50:59,292 LOOK, TRY NOT TO THINK OF THIS 1033 00:50:59,376 --> 00:51:00,251 AS A HANDICAP. 1034 00:51:00,334 --> 00:51:02,750 THERE ARE WORSE THINGS THAN BEING A VAMPIRE. 1035 00:51:02,834 --> 00:51:05,084 ONE OF THE PAST PRESIDENTS 1036 00:51:05,167 --> 00:51:06,834 OF THESE UNITED STATES 1037 00:51:06,917 --> 00:51:08,418 WAS A VAMPIRE. 1038 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:09,583 WHICH ONE? 1039 00:51:09,667 --> 00:51:10,959 THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 1040 00:51:11,042 --> 00:51:11,667 I'M TRYING TO ILLUSTRATE 1041 00:51:11,750 --> 00:51:13,959 THAT LIFE CAN STILL BE FULL, 1042 00:51:14,042 --> 00:51:15,292 IT CAN STILL BE REWARDING. 1043 00:51:15,376 --> 00:51:17,167 THAT THERE ARE CERTAIN ADVANTAGES 1044 00:51:17,251 --> 00:51:18,834 TO BEING A VAMPIRE. 1045 00:51:18,917 --> 00:51:21,418 YEAH? NAME ONE. 1046 00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:22,042 ALL RIGHT. 1047 00:51:22,126 --> 00:51:25,834 HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM? 1048 00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:27,418 I DON'T KNOW. 1049 00:51:27,542 --> 00:51:28,542 40? 50? SO WHAT? 1050 00:51:28,625 --> 00:51:30,709 [AHEM] 1051 00:51:30,792 --> 00:51:32,459 THIS COMING OCTOBER, 1052 00:51:32,542 --> 00:51:35,792 I SHALL CELEBRATE MY 265th BIRTHDAY. 1053 00:51:35,875 --> 00:51:37,500 FOR EVERY DECADE, 1054 00:51:37,583 --> 00:51:40,667 YOU SHALL AGE BUT A SINGLE YEAR. 1055 00:51:40,750 --> 00:51:42,709 IT'S NOT A BAD DEAL. 1056 00:51:42,792 --> 00:51:43,709 WHAT? 1057 00:51:43,792 --> 00:51:46,625 YOU'RE SAYING I'LL BE A TEENAGER 1058 00:51:46,709 --> 00:51:48,334 FOR ANOTHER 20 YEARS? 1059 00:51:48,418 --> 00:51:49,792 ARE YOU GOING TO SIT AROUND 1060 00:51:49,875 --> 00:51:52,000 AND SULK FOR THE NEXT CENTURY? 1061 00:51:52,084 --> 00:51:52,667 NO... 1062 00:51:52,750 --> 00:51:55,709 BUT I DESERVE A FEW MINUTES. 1063 00:51:55,792 --> 00:51:58,959 I HAPPEN TO LIKE GARLIC. 1064 00:51:59,042 --> 00:52:01,000 WELL, IT'S A MINOR LOSS. 1065 00:52:01,084 --> 00:52:02,625 GARLIC JUST DOESN'T GO WITH BLOOD. 1066 00:52:02,709 --> 00:52:04,750 BUT THERE ARE COMPENSATIONS. 1067 00:52:04,834 --> 00:52:06,709 WITH A LONG LIFE, 1068 00:52:06,792 --> 00:52:08,459 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A CHANCE TO MEET 1069 00:52:08,542 --> 00:52:10,875 SOME OF THE MOST FASCINATING PEOPLE. 1070 00:52:10,959 --> 00:52:11,917 OVER THE YEARS, 1071 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,376 I'VE KNOWN PEOPLE LIKE PABLO PICASSO, 1072 00:52:13,459 --> 00:52:14,209 SIGMUND FREUD, 1073 00:52:14,292 --> 00:52:15,583 ISABEL WATSON, MADAME CURIE. 1074 00:52:15,667 --> 00:52:18,875 WHO'S ISABEL WATSON? 1075 00:52:18,959 --> 00:52:20,418 TRUST ME, SHE WAS FASCINATING. 1076 00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:22,167 WHAT'S MORE, WITH TIME ON YOUR SIDE, 1077 00:52:22,251 --> 00:52:23,251 YOU'LL HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY 1078 00:52:23,334 --> 00:52:24,875 TO PURSUE YOUR INTERESTS TO THEIR FULLEST. 1079 00:52:24,959 --> 00:52:27,709 YOU SOUND LIKE MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR. 1080 00:52:27,792 --> 00:52:30,709 WHETHER YOU'RE A VAMPIRE OR A REGULAR PERSON, 1081 00:52:30,792 --> 00:52:33,209 YOU MUST SET GOALS, MAKE PLANS, 1082 00:52:33,292 --> 00:52:33,875 LIVE A FULL LIFE. 1083 00:52:33,959 --> 00:52:36,376 YOU CAN LIVE SEVERAL OF THEM. 1084 00:52:36,459 --> 00:52:38,459 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE FORGETTING ONE THING-- 1085 00:52:38,542 --> 00:52:41,418 I MADE A FOOL OF MYSELF WITH DARLA 1086 00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:42,875 BECAUSE I'M A VAMPIRE. 1087 00:52:42,959 --> 00:52:45,376 MEN HAVE BEEN MAKING FOOLS OF THEMSELVES 1088 00:52:45,459 --> 00:52:46,000 FOR CENTURIES 1089 00:52:46,084 --> 00:52:48,376 WHERE WOMEN ARE CONCERNED. 1090 00:52:48,459 --> 00:52:51,750 LUCKILY FOR US, THEY RATHER LIKE IT. 1091 00:52:51,834 --> 00:52:53,042 SHE'LL COME AROUND 1092 00:52:53,126 --> 00:52:55,042 AS SOON AS SHE THINKS YOU'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH. 1093 00:52:55,126 --> 00:52:58,459 NO, NO. YOU DON'T KNOW DARLA BLAKE. 1094 00:52:58,542 --> 00:53:03,459 THEN AGAIN, THERE ARE THE POWERS. 1095 00:53:03,542 --> 00:53:04,251 POWERS? 1096 00:53:04,334 --> 00:53:06,209 I WISH YOU'D READ THAT BOOK. 1097 00:53:06,292 --> 00:53:08,875 MIGHT FIND SOME PLEASANT SURPRISES IN THERE, 1098 00:53:08,959 --> 00:53:12,209 LIKE HOW TO EMIT A CERTAIN... 1099 00:53:12,292 --> 00:53:14,042 IRRESISTIBLE CHARM. 1100 00:53:14,126 --> 00:53:15,251 WHAT PAGE? 1101 00:53:15,334 --> 00:53:17,959 TRY THE INDEX UNDER "TRANCES." 1102 00:53:18,042 --> 00:53:18,792 MM-HMM. 1103 00:53:18,875 --> 00:53:22,251 HEY, CAN I TURN INTO A BAT? 1104 00:53:22,334 --> 00:53:23,917 DON'T BE SILLY. 1105 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,459 [BAND PLAYING] 1106 00:53:36,042 --> 00:53:36,959 DARLA, HI. 1107 00:53:37,042 --> 00:53:39,542 I WANT TO EXPLAIN ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 1108 00:53:39,625 --> 00:53:40,792 LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 1109 00:53:40,875 --> 00:53:41,834 YOU CAME THROUGH LOUD AND CLEAR. 1110 00:53:41,917 --> 00:53:43,834 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1111 00:53:43,917 --> 00:53:45,959 I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH SOME CHANGES. 1112 00:53:46,042 --> 00:53:49,917 IT'S CALLED PUBERTY, JERK, AND SHE'S NOT INTERESTED. 1113 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,917 GLORIA, GIVE IT A REST. 1114 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,084 DARLA, HE MADE A FOOL OUT OF YOU. 1115 00:53:54,167 --> 00:53:57,459 GLORIA'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW? AND YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN. 1116 00:53:57,542 --> 00:53:58,834 LOOK, I'M SORRY. 1117 00:53:58,917 --> 00:54:01,292 GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE. 1118 00:54:01,376 --> 00:54:01,917 WHY SHOULD I? 1119 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,917 BECAUSE I LIKE YOU. 1120 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,126 I DON'T WANT OUR RELATIONSHIP TO END 1121 00:54:07,209 --> 00:54:08,000 BEFORE IT BEGINS. 1122 00:54:08,084 --> 00:54:11,500 I HAVE TO GET BACK TO PRACTICE. 1123 00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:14,251 DARLA. 1124 00:54:18,042 --> 00:54:19,917 COME BACK. 1125 00:54:21,709 --> 00:54:24,917 RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND. 1126 00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:31,709 WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS, 1127 00:54:31,792 --> 00:54:33,000 YOU WILL AWAKEN. 1128 00:54:33,084 --> 00:54:34,709 YOU WILL ACCEPT MY APOLOGY. 1129 00:54:34,792 --> 00:54:37,167 AND YOU WILL GO OUT WITH ME 1130 00:54:37,251 --> 00:54:38,834 ON SATURDAY NIGHT. 1131 00:54:38,917 --> 00:54:40,709 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 1132 00:54:44,792 --> 00:54:48,418 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING. 1133 00:54:51,792 --> 00:54:53,709 UGH... 1134 00:55:05,459 --> 00:55:07,542 D.J.: OUR NEXT SELECTION IS FROM BARRY MANILOW, 1135 00:55:07,625 --> 00:55:08,792 THE MAN WHO WRITES THE SONGS... 1136 00:55:08,875 --> 00:55:11,084 BARRY MANILOW. SAVE IT. 1137 00:55:11,167 --> 00:55:12,376 ARGH! 1138 00:55:12,459 --> 00:55:13,917 Blondie: ♪ ...OR ANOTHER, I'M GONNA LOSE YA ♪ 1139 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,000 ♪ I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE SLIP... ♪ 1140 00:55:17,084 --> 00:55:18,418 OH, NO! 1141 00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:20,000 ♪ ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, I'M GONNA LOSE YA ♪ 1142 00:55:20,084 --> 00:55:22,875 ♪ I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE SLIP ♪ 1143 00:55:22,959 --> 00:55:24,750 ♪ ONE WAY ♪ 1144 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:35,750 HI, MRS. CAPELLO. 1145 00:55:35,834 --> 00:55:38,459 OH, HI, RALPH. 1146 00:55:38,542 --> 00:55:39,583 RALPH. 1147 00:55:39,667 --> 00:55:41,042 JEREMY'S BEEN ACTING PRETTY WEIRD LATELY. 1148 00:55:41,126 --> 00:55:44,917 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? 1149 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,209 NOT REALLY. HE'S PRETTY COMPLICATED. 1150 00:55:47,292 --> 00:55:48,418 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1151 00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:50,583 HE'S HAVING SOME GIRL PROBLEMS. 1152 00:55:50,667 --> 00:55:51,959 THAT'S PROBABLY ALL IT IS. 1153 00:55:52,042 --> 00:55:56,709 SEE IF YOU CAN FIND OUT WHAT'S BOTHERING HIM, OK? 1154 00:55:56,792 --> 00:55:58,459 I WILL, MRS. CAPELLO. 1155 00:55:58,542 --> 00:55:59,709 OK. 1156 00:55:59,792 --> 00:56:02,042 MY SON HAS A PROBLEM WITH GIRLS? 1157 00:56:02,126 --> 00:56:04,709 THE GODDAMN WHITE VAN 1158 00:56:04,792 --> 00:56:06,459 IS STILL FOLLOWING ME. 1159 00:56:06,542 --> 00:56:09,500 WHAT? WHY IS IT FOLLOWING YOU? 1160 00:56:10,834 --> 00:56:11,959 IS HE GONE? 1161 00:56:12,042 --> 00:56:14,126 YEAH. 1162 00:56:14,209 --> 00:56:14,959 I DON'T GET THIS! 1163 00:56:15,042 --> 00:56:18,792 RALPH, I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. 1164 00:56:20,042 --> 00:56:22,292 I'M... 1165 00:56:22,376 --> 00:56:25,292 I'M A VAMPIRE. 1166 00:56:27,042 --> 00:56:28,625 THAT'S COOL, MAN. 1167 00:56:28,709 --> 00:56:30,959 THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA SAY-- "THAT'S COOL"? 1168 00:56:31,042 --> 00:56:34,792 YOU WANT ME TO SAY YOU'RE CRAZY? 1169 00:56:34,875 --> 00:56:37,126 REMEMBER THAT COP THAT WAS TRAILING ME? 1170 00:56:37,209 --> 00:56:38,959 HE TOLD ME THAT WOMAN WHO BIT ME WAS A VAMPIRE. 1171 00:56:39,042 --> 00:56:42,750 HE TOLD ME I WAS A VAMPIRE. 1172 00:56:42,834 --> 00:56:43,875 A COP TOLD YOU THAT. 1173 00:56:43,959 --> 00:56:47,251 HE WASN'T A COP. HE'S A VAMPIRE, TOO. 1174 00:56:47,334 --> 00:56:48,084 WOW. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, DO YOU? 1175 00:56:49,167 --> 00:56:51,625 TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I'M KIND OF TORN. 1176 00:56:51,709 --> 00:56:54,500 I HAVE THIS PROBLEM WITH VAMPIRISM. 1177 00:56:54,583 --> 00:56:56,084 LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 1178 00:56:56,167 --> 00:56:58,917 COME ON. LET'S GO. 1179 00:57:04,042 --> 00:57:06,167 GO IN. 1180 00:57:10,042 --> 00:57:12,292 WHAT? 1181 00:57:12,376 --> 00:57:14,667 WATCH THIS. 1182 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,209 WELL? 1183 00:57:18,292 --> 00:57:20,334 IT'S A TRICK. 1184 00:57:20,418 --> 00:57:22,292 A TRICK? 1185 00:57:22,376 --> 00:57:24,000 YEAH, DAVID COPPERFIELD DOES THIS STUFF. 1186 00:57:24,084 --> 00:57:26,000 I ONCE SAW HIM 1187 00:57:26,084 --> 00:57:29,917 MAKE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY DISAPPEAR. 1188 00:57:30,251 --> 00:57:32,917 OK. 1189 00:57:34,084 --> 00:57:37,500 BUT LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING 1190 00:57:37,583 --> 00:57:40,376 DAVID COPPERFIELD DOESN'T DO. 1191 00:57:48,625 --> 00:57:51,542 YEAH, IT'S RED AND IT'S LIQUID. 1192 00:57:51,625 --> 00:57:53,959 IS IT BLOOD? 1193 00:58:05,084 --> 00:58:07,126 HEY, RALPH. 1194 00:58:12,459 --> 00:58:12,917 WELL? 1195 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,376 WHAT DID HE SAY? 1196 00:58:15,459 --> 00:58:17,376 YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 1197 00:58:17,459 --> 00:58:18,209 RALPH, I'M HIS MOTHER. 1198 00:58:18,292 --> 00:58:20,167 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S BOTHERING HIM. 1199 00:58:20,251 --> 00:58:24,209 NO, YOU DON'T. TRUST ME. 1200 00:58:24,292 --> 00:58:25,126 SOME THINGS... 1201 00:58:25,209 --> 00:58:28,667 ARE TOO PERSONAL. 1202 00:58:29,625 --> 00:58:31,959 TOO PERSONAL? 1203 00:58:33,459 --> 00:58:36,959 OH, MY GOD! 1204 00:58:38,084 --> 00:58:40,917 [WOLF HOWLS] 1205 00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:49,376 [FOOTSTEPS] 1206 00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:50,084 JEREMY. 1207 00:58:50,167 --> 00:58:52,959 JUST DROPPED IN TO SAY GOOD-BYE. 1208 00:58:53,042 --> 00:58:54,084 YOU'RE LEAVING? 1209 00:58:54,167 --> 00:58:57,376 MY WORK IS FINISHED HERE. 1210 00:58:57,459 --> 00:58:58,418 TERRIFIC! 1211 00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:01,084 MY LIFE IS RUINED, AND YOU'RE GOING ON. 1212 00:59:01,167 --> 00:59:02,376 WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? 1213 00:59:02,459 --> 00:59:04,042 AH, WELL, THAT'S ENTIRELY UP TO YOU. 1214 00:59:04,126 --> 00:59:05,376 MY PURPOSE WAS MERELY 1215 00:59:05,459 --> 00:59:06,084 TO POINT YOU IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 1216 00:59:06,167 --> 00:59:08,959 NOT TO HOLD YOUR HAND FOREVER. 1217 00:59:09,042 --> 00:59:12,042 YOU WILL BE A VAMPIRE FOR A LONG, LONG TIME. 1218 00:59:12,126 --> 00:59:14,000 I KNOW. 1219 00:59:14,084 --> 00:59:16,792 THERE'S JUST... 1220 00:59:16,875 --> 00:59:19,834 STILL SO MUCH I DON'T KNOW. 1221 00:59:19,917 --> 00:59:20,418 WHAT IF I SCREW UP? 1222 00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:24,292 WHAT IF PEOPLE FIND OUT? 1223 00:59:24,376 --> 00:59:28,292 EVERYBODY SCREWS UP, DEAD OR UNDEAD. 1224 00:59:28,376 --> 00:59:31,917 PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU WILL ALWAYS PROTECT YOU. 1225 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:32,750 REMEMBER THAT. 1226 00:59:32,834 --> 00:59:35,292 I JUST GOT USED TO HAVING YOU AROUND. 1227 00:59:35,376 --> 00:59:38,917 DON'T GET SENTIMENTAL ON ME. 1228 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:39,917 OH, AND BY THE WAY, 1229 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,959 I'M GOING TO NEED TO PARK MY CAR 1230 00:59:42,042 --> 00:59:43,459 FOR THE NEXT CENTURY OR SO. 1231 00:59:43,542 --> 00:59:45,084 YOU THINK YOU CAN LOOK AFTER IT FOR ME? 1232 00:59:45,167 --> 00:59:48,000 YOU'RE KIDDING. 1233 00:59:48,084 --> 00:59:48,667 THIS IS GREAT! 1234 00:59:48,750 --> 00:59:50,875 WAIT TILL RALPH SEES THIS! 1235 00:59:50,959 --> 00:59:52,042 THE PROFESSOR'S AFTER RALPH NOW. 1236 00:59:52,126 --> 00:59:55,167 HE THINKS HE'S ONE OF US. 1237 00:59:55,251 --> 00:59:59,334 WELL, IT'S A RATHER UNSAVORY TRAIT OF MAN, 1238 00:59:59,418 --> 01:00:02,126 THAT WHENEVER HE STUMBLES ACROSS SOMETHING DIFFERENT, 1239 01:00:02,209 --> 01:00:05,084 OFTEN HIS FIRST IMPULSE IS TO DESTROY IT. 1240 01:00:05,167 --> 01:00:07,834 VAMPIRES ARE LIKE ANY OTHER MINORITY 1241 01:00:07,917 --> 01:00:10,459 THAT'S BEEN PERSECUTED DOWN THROUGH THE AGES. 1242 01:00:10,542 --> 01:00:13,167 OUR REPUTATIONS ARE A BIT MORE TARNISHED THAN THAT. 1243 01:00:13,251 --> 01:00:17,376 I MEAN, PEOPLE THINK WE'RE BLOOD-SUCKING MONSTERS. 1244 01:00:17,459 --> 01:00:21,500 I'M AFRAID A FEW BAD APPLES BACK IN THE DARK AGES 1245 01:00:21,583 --> 01:00:23,167 SPOILED IT FOR THE REST OF US. 1246 01:00:23,251 --> 01:00:27,875 PROFESSOR McCARTHY IS NOT ONE TO FORGIVE AND FORGET. 1247 01:00:27,959 --> 01:00:30,084 WHAT IS IT WITH THIS GUY? WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM? 1248 01:00:30,167 --> 01:00:32,334 HE'S QUITE MAD, OF COURSE. 1249 01:00:32,418 --> 01:00:35,000 BUT DON'T BE MISLED. 1250 01:00:35,084 --> 01:00:37,251 HE POSES A VERY REAL THREAT. 1251 01:00:37,334 --> 01:00:40,542 WHAT DO I DO? 1252 01:00:40,625 --> 01:00:43,251 YOU'RE A VAMPIRE, JEREMY. 1253 01:00:43,334 --> 01:00:46,667 USE IT. 1254 01:00:48,251 --> 01:00:50,251 LEWIS, 1255 01:00:50,334 --> 01:00:53,418 JEREMY'S BEHAVIOR IS JUST TOO PECULIAR TO IGNORE. 1256 01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:56,542 RALPH SAYS HE HAS SOME PROBLEM WITH GIRLS. 1257 01:00:56,625 --> 01:01:00,209 YES, AND I KNOW I HEARD A MAN'S VOICE 1258 01:01:00,292 --> 01:01:03,126 UP IN HIS ROOM THE OTHER NIGHT. 1259 01:01:05,875 --> 01:01:08,667 THE MAN IN THE BMW. 1260 01:01:10,084 --> 01:01:10,667 GOOD NIGHT. 1261 01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:13,251 JEREMY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1262 01:01:15,542 --> 01:01:16,750 OUT. 1263 01:01:16,834 --> 01:01:18,750 YOUR FATHER AND I ARE HERE 1264 01:01:18,834 --> 01:01:22,583 TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING THAT MIGHT BE BOTHERING YOU. 1265 01:01:22,667 --> 01:01:24,542 THAT'S GREAT, MOM. 1266 01:01:24,625 --> 01:01:25,583 LEWIS. 1267 01:01:25,667 --> 01:01:27,209 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US? 1268 01:01:27,667 --> 01:01:30,126 JUST GOOD NIGHT. 1269 01:01:41,625 --> 01:01:44,084 WHERE DID HE GET THAT CAR? 1270 01:01:44,167 --> 01:01:47,292 IT'S THAT SAME ARCTIC-BLUE BMW 735. 1271 01:01:47,376 --> 01:01:49,084 [CAR ENGINE STARTS] 1272 01:01:49,167 --> 01:01:52,334 WHAT DOES THAT LICENSE PLATE MEAN? 1273 01:02:08,334 --> 01:02:12,834 NOT GETTING ANY OF MY BLOOD. 1274 01:02:13,542 --> 01:02:15,209 HEY! 1275 01:02:16,418 --> 01:02:17,583 GO AWAY! 1276 01:02:17,667 --> 01:02:20,625 COME ON, OPEN UP. I'M NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. 1277 01:02:26,084 --> 01:02:28,376 THANK YOU. 1278 01:02:29,418 --> 01:02:31,334 THAT'S FAR ENOUGH, COUNT DRACULA. 1279 01:02:31,418 --> 01:02:34,667 LOOK, RALPH, WILL YOU CUT IT OUT? 1280 01:02:34,750 --> 01:02:36,376 I HAD TO TELL SOMEBODY. 1281 01:02:36,459 --> 01:02:38,000 WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE ME? 1282 01:02:38,084 --> 01:02:39,625 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 1283 01:02:39,709 --> 01:02:40,376 I NEED YOU. 1284 01:02:40,459 --> 01:02:41,792 SO I CAN LURE YOUNG VIRGINS 1285 01:02:41,875 --> 01:02:44,000 BACK TO YOUR LAIR FOR A MIDNIGHT SNACK? 1286 01:02:44,084 --> 01:02:45,209 NOT ME, PAL. 1287 01:02:45,292 --> 01:02:47,709 DON'T BE A JERK. 1288 01:02:48,334 --> 01:02:50,126 THIS IS TOO MUCH, MAN. 1289 01:02:50,209 --> 01:02:51,209 RALPH, I'M STILL THE SAME PERSON. 1290 01:02:51,292 --> 01:02:52,834 I'M NOT SOME MONSTER. 1291 01:02:52,917 --> 01:02:54,834 OK. LET ME THINK. 1292 01:02:58,917 --> 01:03:02,875 OK, WE'RE IN THIS THING TOGETHER, ALL RIGHT? 1293 01:03:02,959 --> 01:03:04,000 MY LIPS ARE SEALED. 1294 01:03:04,084 --> 01:03:06,792 JUST MAKE SURE YOURS STAY THAT WAY, TOO. 1295 01:03:06,875 --> 01:03:09,459 I DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP A FEW PINTS LOW. 1296 01:03:09,542 --> 01:03:11,625 GREAT. 1297 01:03:12,959 --> 01:03:15,667 SO NOW WHAT DO WE DO? 1298 01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:17,084 I DON'T KNOW. 1299 01:03:17,167 --> 01:03:19,667 [LOUD PUNK MUSIC] 1300 01:03:27,959 --> 01:03:29,209 WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? 1301 01:03:29,292 --> 01:03:30,709 IF VAMPIRES REALLY HAVE SECRET POWERS OVER WOMEN, 1302 01:03:30,792 --> 01:03:33,583 YOU CAN'T HOLD OUT ON YOUR BEST FRIEND. 1303 01:03:33,667 --> 01:03:34,875 LOOK AT THESE GIRLS. 1304 01:03:34,959 --> 01:03:36,000 I HAVEN'T EVEN READ THIS YET. 1305 01:03:36,084 --> 01:03:38,709 YOU'LL DO FINE. JUST WING IT. LOOK, I'M NOT CHOOSY, OK? 1306 01:03:38,792 --> 01:03:41,042 TALL BLONDE, SKINNY BRUNETTE. 1307 01:03:41,126 --> 01:03:43,625 I'LL TAKE ANYTHING. 1308 01:03:44,583 --> 01:03:45,500 ALMOST ANYTHING. 1309 01:03:45,583 --> 01:03:49,251 COME ON. LET'S GO OVER HERE. 1310 01:03:50,917 --> 01:03:51,875 THAT GIRL. 1311 01:03:51,959 --> 01:03:53,875 LIKE HER? YEAH. 1312 01:03:53,959 --> 01:03:55,500 GO TO IT, COUNT CAPELLO. 1313 01:03:55,583 --> 01:03:56,376 DO YOUR THING. 1314 01:04:00,834 --> 01:04:01,500 WHAT A HUNK! 1315 01:04:01,583 --> 01:04:03,875 HIM? 1316 01:04:03,959 --> 01:04:05,625 THAT FACE. 1317 01:04:05,709 --> 01:04:06,917 THAT BODY. 1318 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:11,917 NOW HE'S A WALKING SEX MACHINE. 1319 01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:19,167 MISSED BY THAT MUCH. 1320 01:04:21,959 --> 01:04:22,625 MY GOD, IT'S AN ENTIRE SATANIC CULT! 1321 01:04:23,542 --> 01:04:26,750 GRIMSDYKE, YOU TAKE THE BACK. 1322 01:04:26,834 --> 01:04:28,875 BE CAREFUL. 1323 01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:42,500 THE BLONDE AT THE BAR. 1324 01:04:42,583 --> 01:04:44,418 AND NOTHING FANCY, OK? 1325 01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:46,251 A SIMPLE LOVE SLAVE WILL DO. 1326 01:04:46,334 --> 01:04:47,750 LOVE SLAVE! 1327 01:04:49,334 --> 01:04:51,542 Jeremy: ONE LOVE SLAVE TO GO! 1328 01:04:51,625 --> 01:04:53,625 HEY, NICE GLASSES. 1329 01:04:53,709 --> 01:04:57,292 IS IT OK IF WE GO TO YOUR PLACE? 1330 01:04:57,376 --> 01:04:58,625 MY PARENTS WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND 1331 01:04:58,709 --> 01:04:59,376 ALL THE SCREAMING AND MOANING 1332 01:04:59,459 --> 01:05:02,376 COMING FROM MY BEDROOM. 1333 01:05:05,376 --> 01:05:06,792 WELL... 1334 01:05:06,875 --> 01:05:08,834 SATISFIED? 1335 01:05:09,709 --> 01:05:10,583 HER. 1336 01:05:10,667 --> 01:05:13,625 IF I BLOW IT, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. 1337 01:05:13,709 --> 01:05:14,792 YOU UNDERSTAND? 1338 01:05:14,875 --> 01:05:16,334 WELL, JUST NAIL HER. 1339 01:05:32,917 --> 01:05:35,334 MAKE ME YOUR LOVE SLAVE! 1340 01:05:35,418 --> 01:05:36,167 OH, MY GOD! 1341 01:05:36,251 --> 01:05:39,292 GET THE HELL OFF ME, MAN! 1342 01:05:41,917 --> 01:05:44,000 GRIMSDYKE! 1343 01:05:44,084 --> 01:05:46,750 PROFESSOR! NO! 1344 01:05:49,459 --> 01:05:50,834 PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER! 1345 01:05:50,917 --> 01:05:52,459 WHO IS THAT GUY, MAN? 1346 01:05:52,542 --> 01:05:54,167 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 1347 01:05:54,251 --> 01:05:56,334 DID YOU GET HIM? 1348 01:05:58,709 --> 01:05:59,625 OOH! 1349 01:05:59,709 --> 01:06:01,000 UHH! 1350 01:06:01,084 --> 01:06:02,292 HERE, HOLD THIS. 1351 01:06:02,376 --> 01:06:04,418 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1352 01:06:16,418 --> 01:06:18,209 DON'T JUST SIT THERE, GRIMSDYKE. 1353 01:06:18,292 --> 01:06:20,583 THEY'RE GETTING AWAY! 1354 01:06:20,917 --> 01:06:23,583 RALPH, THERE'S SOMETHING I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. 1355 01:06:23,667 --> 01:06:24,875 YEAH? 1356 01:06:24,959 --> 01:06:26,084 THERE'S SOME NUTCASE RUNNING AROUND 1357 01:06:26,167 --> 01:06:27,667 TRYING TO WIPE VAMPIRES OUT OF EXISTENCE. 1358 01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:29,542 HE'S THE GUY WHO TORCHED THE GARDNER PLACE. 1359 01:06:29,625 --> 01:06:30,500 DON'T WORRY. 1360 01:06:30,583 --> 01:06:32,084 I WON'T LET HIM GET TO YOU. 1361 01:06:32,167 --> 01:06:33,834 HE DRIVES THE WHITE VAN-- 1362 01:06:33,917 --> 01:06:34,959 THE GUY THAT'S BEEN FOLLOWING YOU? 1363 01:06:35,042 --> 01:06:38,542 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? THEY THINK I'M A VAMPIRE? 1364 01:06:38,625 --> 01:06:39,750 THEY CAN'T BE THAT STUPID. 1365 01:06:39,834 --> 01:06:40,834 IF THEY KILL ME, I'M DUST. 1366 01:06:40,917 --> 01:06:43,500 IF THEY KILL YOU, IT'S MURDER, RIGHT? 1367 01:06:43,583 --> 01:06:46,750 YEAH. GREAT. THANKS A LOT. 1368 01:06:55,334 --> 01:06:58,042 WE HAVE TO FACE THE FACTS, HONEY. 1369 01:06:58,126 --> 01:07:00,042 OUR SON IS GAY. 1370 01:07:00,126 --> 01:07:02,792 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT? 1371 01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:04,709 I REALLY WANTED GRANDCHILDREN. 1372 01:07:04,792 --> 01:07:06,917 Linda Moore: ♪ WHOA, OH ♪ 1373 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,459 ♪ THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE, THE SILENT FINESSE ♪ 1374 01:07:09,542 --> 01:07:13,917 ♪ CUTS THROUGH THE MAGNETIC BOND ♪ 1375 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:18,625 ♪ CLEARING A PATH FOR THE FLOW OF YOUR BREATH ♪ 1376 01:07:18,709 --> 01:07:22,459 ♪ YOUR SPEECH IS A GOLD, MAGIC WAND ♪ 1377 01:07:22,542 --> 01:07:24,625 ♪ YOU CALL FOR THE... ♪ 1378 01:07:24,709 --> 01:07:27,583 OH, MY GOD! THERE HE IS. 1379 01:07:27,667 --> 01:07:28,625 SHE'S HERE, STUD. 1380 01:07:28,709 --> 01:07:30,667 CORNER TABLE. DON'T LOOK. 1381 01:07:30,750 --> 01:07:32,875 DON'T LOOK! 1382 01:07:32,959 --> 01:07:34,750 DON'T LOOK. 1383 01:07:34,834 --> 01:07:36,084 ♪ ...SPLENDOR ♪ 1384 01:07:36,167 --> 01:07:38,084 ♪ NEVER LETS YOU ESCAPE... ♪ 1385 01:07:38,167 --> 01:07:38,500 THIS IS DUMB. 1386 01:07:38,583 --> 01:07:40,625 ♪ FROM THE ♪ 1387 01:07:40,709 --> 01:07:42,500 ♪ THE POWER ♪ 1388 01:07:42,583 --> 01:07:46,750 ♪ THE POWER OF YOUR SUGGESTION ♪ 1389 01:07:46,834 --> 01:07:48,625 ♪ YOUR HYPNOTIC... ♪ 1390 01:07:48,709 --> 01:07:49,583 HI, DARLA. 1391 01:07:49,667 --> 01:07:50,750 YOU NEVER GIVE UP, DO YOU? 1392 01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:51,667 NO. 1393 01:07:51,750 --> 01:07:53,667 DARLA? 1394 01:07:53,750 --> 01:07:55,418 YOU'RE IMPORTANT TO ME. 1395 01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:56,583 GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE. 1396 01:07:56,667 --> 01:07:57,750 I DON'T KNOW, JEREMY. 1397 01:07:57,834 --> 01:08:01,792 I LIKE YOU, BUT YOU'RE SO WEIRD. 1398 01:08:01,875 --> 01:08:03,500 HE'LL FREAK OUT AGAIN. 1399 01:08:03,583 --> 01:08:06,084 I WON'T FREAK OUT, I PROMISE. 1400 01:08:06,167 --> 01:08:07,750 LOOK, I HAD SOME PROBLEMS BEFORE, OK, 1401 01:08:07,834 --> 01:08:09,750 BUT I'M FINE NOW. 1402 01:08:09,834 --> 01:08:11,709 DON'T MAKE ME BEG. 1403 01:08:11,792 --> 01:08:14,334 MAKE HIM BEG. 1404 01:08:14,418 --> 01:08:15,667 I'M BEGGING. 1405 01:08:16,251 --> 01:08:19,625 DON'T MAKE ANY FOOLHARDY ATTEMPT TO RUN AWAY. 1406 01:08:19,709 --> 01:08:21,709 THIS REVOLVER IS POINTING AT YOUR NAVEL. 1407 01:08:21,792 --> 01:08:24,209 IT'S LOADED WITH SILVER BULLETS. 1408 01:08:24,292 --> 01:08:26,667 YOU WILL SLOWLY GET UP AND WALK 1409 01:08:26,750 --> 01:08:28,667 TO THAT VAN PARKED IN THE STREET. 1410 01:08:28,750 --> 01:08:31,334 IF YOU SO MUCH AS BAT AN EYELID, 1411 01:08:31,418 --> 01:08:33,000 I WON'T HESITATE TO USE THIS. 1412 01:08:33,084 --> 01:08:34,126 IS THAT CLEAR? 1413 01:08:34,209 --> 01:08:35,625 VERY. VERY. 1414 01:08:35,709 --> 01:08:36,667 LET'S GO. 1415 01:08:39,750 --> 01:08:41,709 OK, I'LL GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE. 1416 01:08:41,792 --> 01:08:44,625 YAH-HOO! 1417 01:08:44,709 --> 01:08:46,334 HOO-HOO! 1418 01:08:46,418 --> 01:08:47,750 THAT WASN'T TOO WEIRD, WAS IT? 1419 01:08:47,834 --> 01:08:52,667 YOU THINK I'M GONNA GO BANANAS ANY MINUTE, 1420 01:08:52,750 --> 01:08:54,042 BUT I'M NOT. 1421 01:08:54,126 --> 01:08:55,167 WHERE'S RALPH? 1422 01:08:55,251 --> 01:08:57,709 HE JUST LEFT WITH A COUPLE OF FREAKS. 1423 01:08:57,792 --> 01:08:59,667 WHAT? 1424 01:08:59,750 --> 01:09:03,167 THAT'S THEM OVER THERE IN THAT VAN. 1425 01:09:03,251 --> 01:09:04,042 COME ON. 1426 01:09:04,126 --> 01:09:05,959 ♪ POWER OF YOUR SUGGESTION ♪ 1427 01:09:06,042 --> 01:09:07,583 WAIT! DON'T GO! 1428 01:09:17,126 --> 01:09:18,167 HURRY! GET IN! 1429 01:09:18,251 --> 01:09:21,459 ARE WE STEALING THIS CAR? 1430 01:09:21,875 --> 01:09:22,834 HEY, LOOK. 1431 01:09:22,917 --> 01:09:25,583 YOU GUYS ARE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE HERE. 1432 01:09:25,667 --> 01:09:27,875 I'M NOT A VAMPIRE. I HATE THE TASTE OF BLOOD. 1433 01:09:27,959 --> 01:09:29,667 I HATE THE SIGHT OF BLOOD. 1434 01:09:29,750 --> 01:09:31,418 PROFESSOR, 1435 01:09:31,542 --> 01:09:33,000 MAYBE HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH. 1436 01:09:33,084 --> 01:09:34,750 LIES! ALL LIES! DON'T LISTEN, GRIMSDYKE. 1437 01:09:34,834 --> 01:09:35,750 THESE BASTARDS WILL SAY ANYTHING 1438 01:09:35,834 --> 01:09:39,084 TO PROTECT THEIR BLACK HEARTS. 1439 01:09:39,167 --> 01:09:41,084 YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T FREAK OUT. 1440 01:09:41,167 --> 01:09:44,792 SORRY. MY BEST FRIEND'S ABOUT TO BE MURDERED. 1441 01:09:44,875 --> 01:09:47,084 MURDERED? BY WHOM? 1442 01:09:47,167 --> 01:09:48,209 IT'S A LONG STORY. 1443 01:09:48,292 --> 01:09:48,834 IT'S REALLY ME THEY SHOULD BE AFTER ME. 1444 01:09:48,917 --> 01:09:51,625 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1445 01:09:51,709 --> 01:09:52,709 PROFESSOR McCARTHY. HE'S A MANIAC. 1446 01:09:52,792 --> 01:09:54,875 THINKS RALPH'S A VAMPIRE. 1447 01:09:54,959 --> 01:09:58,251 THAT'S CRAZY. 1448 01:09:58,334 --> 01:09:59,709 OF COURSE IT'S CRAZY. 1449 01:09:59,792 --> 01:10:01,917 RALPH'S NOT THE VAMPIRE. 1450 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:03,709 I'M THE VAMPIRE. 1451 01:10:07,126 --> 01:10:07,750 OH, MY GOD. 1452 01:10:07,834 --> 01:10:10,625 THERE THEY ARE! 1453 01:10:15,792 --> 01:10:16,292 PROFESSOR, 1454 01:10:16,376 --> 01:10:18,667 SOMEBODY'S FOLLOWING US. 1455 01:10:18,750 --> 01:10:19,750 THAT'S RIGHT, PAL. 1456 01:10:19,834 --> 01:10:23,667 THE FBI, THE CIA, THE NATIONAL GUARD, 1457 01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:24,667 AND WHEN ALL THIS IS OVER, 1458 01:10:24,750 --> 01:10:27,792 MY DAD IS GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS. 1459 01:10:33,542 --> 01:10:34,917 EVASIVE ACTION, GRIMSDYKE. 1460 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,667 YES, PROFESSOR. 1461 01:10:44,917 --> 01:10:47,084 I'M NOT CRAZY, OK? 1462 01:10:47,167 --> 01:10:50,792 PLEASE BELIEVE ME. I NEED YOUR HELP. 1463 01:10:50,875 --> 01:10:52,251 MODOC TOLD ME, 1464 01:10:52,334 --> 01:10:55,126 "SOMEONE THAT REALLY CARES WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN." 1465 01:10:55,209 --> 01:10:56,042 MODOC? 1466 01:10:56,126 --> 01:11:00,834 HE'S--HE'S MY VAMPIRE ADVISER. 1467 01:11:08,750 --> 01:11:10,959 YOU'RE GONNA KILL US! 1468 01:11:14,042 --> 01:11:15,875 REMEMBER WHAT WE SAID ABOUT BEING DIFFERENT? 1469 01:11:15,959 --> 01:11:18,292 DIFFERENT, YES. 1470 01:11:18,376 --> 01:11:18,959 LIKE BEING TALLER OR SKINNIER 1471 01:11:19,042 --> 01:11:21,000 OR WEARING BRACES 1472 01:11:21,084 --> 01:11:23,334 OR MAYBE EVEN BEING A LITTLE BIT WEIRD. 1473 01:11:23,418 --> 01:11:24,750 BUT NOT BEING A VAMPIRE! 1474 01:11:30,251 --> 01:11:33,625 COPS! ALL RIGHT! HANG ON, RALPH! 1475 01:11:33,709 --> 01:11:35,292 Police radio: BMW. LICENSE PLATE NITEMAN. 1476 01:11:35,376 --> 01:11:35,875 WESTBOUND ON ALLEN PARKWAY. 1477 01:11:35,959 --> 01:11:38,042 32 X-RAY REQUEST ASSIST. 1478 01:11:38,126 --> 01:11:41,542 ALL UNITS IN VICINITY OF ALLEN PARKWAY 1479 01:11:41,625 --> 01:11:43,167 ROLL TO ASSIST 32 X-RAY, 1480 01:11:43,251 --> 01:11:44,834 PURSUIT OF A BLUE BMW WESTBOUND-- 1481 01:11:44,917 --> 01:11:48,167 [SIRENS] 1482 01:11:48,834 --> 01:11:51,000 OH, MY GOD! 1483 01:11:51,084 --> 01:11:52,667 OH! OH! 1484 01:11:59,418 --> 01:12:00,834 YOU OK? STOP! 1485 01:12:00,917 --> 01:12:01,875 HA HA HA! 1486 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:06,834 AAH! 1487 01:12:09,292 --> 01:12:11,167 HANG ON, DARLA. 1488 01:12:12,834 --> 01:12:15,334 OH, SHIT! 1489 01:12:21,667 --> 01:12:23,418 GOOD WORK, GRIMSDYKE. 1490 01:12:23,500 --> 01:12:25,418 IT LOOKS LIKE THE CAVALRY 1491 01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:28,084 HAS BEEN CUT OFF AT THE PASS. 1492 01:12:28,167 --> 01:12:30,667 FREEZE! 1493 01:12:40,667 --> 01:12:41,084 YOU KIDS ALL RIGHT? 1494 01:12:41,167 --> 01:12:43,709 YEAH. I THINK SO. 1495 01:12:43,792 --> 01:12:45,251 WE HAVE TO STOP THE WHITE VAN! 1496 01:12:45,334 --> 01:12:47,084 THEY'RE GOING TO KILL RALPH! 1497 01:12:47,167 --> 01:12:48,709 TAKE IT EASY, KID. YOU'RE IN SHOCK. 1498 01:12:48,792 --> 01:12:49,875 THEY'RE GOING TO MURDER HIM. 1499 01:12:49,959 --> 01:12:52,917 RELAX. WE'LL GET YOU AN AMBULANCE. 1500 01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:53,959 LISTEN TO ME. 1501 01:12:54,042 --> 01:12:54,959 THEY'RE CRAZY. THEY'RE VAMPIRE HUNTERS. 1502 01:12:55,042 --> 01:12:57,042 THEY THINK MY FRIEND IS A VAMPIRE. 1503 01:12:57,126 --> 01:13:00,500 THEY'VE KIDNAPPED HIM, AND THEY WILL KILL HIM. 1504 01:13:00,583 --> 01:13:01,917 HEY, WALLY, LOOKS LIKE WE GOT 1505 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:05,667 ANOTHER VAMPIRE HUNT ON OUR HANDS. 1506 01:13:05,750 --> 01:13:06,917 ANOTHER ONE? 1507 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:08,126 SEE? 1508 01:13:08,209 --> 01:13:10,667 WE BETTER CALL IN A CODE V AND GET AFTER HIM. 1509 01:13:10,750 --> 01:13:11,251 GO ON, KIDS. 1510 01:13:11,334 --> 01:13:13,917 LET'S GET TO THE CAR. 1511 01:13:16,084 --> 01:13:18,625 LET'S GO! 1512 01:13:18,709 --> 01:13:20,917 COME ON! 1513 01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:22,750 HEY! 1514 01:13:23,709 --> 01:13:25,459 YOU CAN'T DO THIS! 1515 01:13:25,542 --> 01:13:26,709 YEAH, RIGHT. 1516 01:13:26,792 --> 01:13:28,292 SOBER UP, KID. 1517 01:13:28,376 --> 01:13:30,084 HEY! 1518 01:13:31,084 --> 01:13:36,625 RALPH'S GOING TO DIE, AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 1519 01:13:36,709 --> 01:13:39,334 MAYBE NOT. 1520 01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:42,667 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS! 1521 01:13:42,750 --> 01:13:45,209 YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT? 1522 01:13:45,292 --> 01:13:45,917 [ENGINE STARTS] 1523 01:13:48,209 --> 01:13:51,875 HOLY SHIT! 1524 01:14:01,042 --> 01:14:04,000 COME ON! HURRY UP! 1525 01:14:04,084 --> 01:14:05,667 HA HA HA! 1526 01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:06,709 THAT WAS GREAT! 1527 01:14:06,792 --> 01:14:10,292 I COULD BE FALLING FOR YOU. 1528 01:14:10,376 --> 01:14:12,709 DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK. 1529 01:14:18,126 --> 01:14:19,126 THIS IS 1-ADAM-12. 1530 01:14:19,209 --> 01:14:23,709 PUT OUT AN A.P.B. ON A WHITE FORD VAN 1531 01:14:23,792 --> 01:14:26,583 SEEN HEADING NORTH ON HENDERSON WAY. 1532 01:14:26,667 --> 01:14:28,376 OH, AND MOM, 1533 01:14:28,459 --> 01:14:30,709 Radio: THIS REALLY ISN'T MY FAULT. 1534 01:14:30,792 --> 01:14:33,709 I HAD TO STEAL THIS POLICE CAR 1535 01:14:33,792 --> 01:14:35,542 IN ORDER TO SAVE RALPH. 1536 01:14:35,625 --> 01:14:38,917 AND, MOM, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET DARLA BLAKE. 1537 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:41,084 HELLO, MRS. CAPELLO. 1538 01:14:41,167 --> 01:14:42,959 SHE'S GREAT, MOM. YOU'LL LOVE HER. 1539 01:14:43,042 --> 01:14:45,750 HURRY UP, LEWIS! RUN! 1540 01:14:45,834 --> 01:14:49,709 OUR SON'S IN TROUBLE! 1541 01:14:51,792 --> 01:14:52,875 COME ON. 1542 01:14:52,959 --> 01:14:54,542 WHERE ARE YOU, BUDDY? 1543 01:14:54,625 --> 01:14:56,376 I THINK THEY WENT THAT WAY. 1544 01:14:56,459 --> 01:14:57,251 WHERE? 1545 01:14:57,334 --> 01:14:58,959 THAT WAY. 1546 01:14:59,376 --> 01:15:03,376 Radio: STOLEN POLICE UNIT TRAVELING NORTH ON HIGHWAY 41. 1547 01:15:03,459 --> 01:15:04,583 PROCEED WITH CAUTION. 1548 01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:06,583 PERPETRATOR IS PRESUMED ARMED AND DANGEROUS. 1549 01:15:06,667 --> 01:15:09,000 REPEAT. PERP PRESUMED ARMED AND DANGEROUS. 1550 01:15:09,084 --> 01:15:11,000 THAT'S OUR BABY! 1551 01:15:12,042 --> 01:15:15,334 TURN THERE! 1552 01:15:24,709 --> 01:15:26,750 WE'LL RELEASE THE CREATURE'S SOUL 1553 01:15:26,834 --> 01:15:29,167 ON SANCTIFIED GROUND. 1554 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:38,583 YOU PIECE OF JUNK! HAUL ASS! 1555 01:15:38,667 --> 01:15:41,667 YOU HEARD HIM! HAUL ASS! 1556 01:15:43,167 --> 01:15:44,292 HANG ON, RALPH. 1557 01:15:44,376 --> 01:15:47,418 [ORGAN PLAYING BACH'S TOCCATA & FUGUE] 1558 01:15:59,542 --> 01:16:01,459 GRIMSDYKE! 1559 01:16:01,542 --> 01:16:03,084 WILL YOU STOP THAT? 1560 01:16:03,167 --> 01:16:05,500 COME HERE. 1561 01:16:08,542 --> 01:16:09,959 YOU DO THIS ONE. 1562 01:16:10,042 --> 01:16:11,459 ME, PROFESSOR? 1563 01:16:11,542 --> 01:16:13,292 YES, YOU. 1564 01:16:16,917 --> 01:16:19,459 RIGHT. NOW... 1565 01:16:19,542 --> 01:16:21,418 YOU HIT THE STAKE IN THE CENTER, 1566 01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:23,459 HARD ENOUGH TO DRIVE THE SHAFT 1567 01:16:23,542 --> 01:16:26,000 THROUGH THE RIB CAGE, INTO THE CHEST CAVITY, 1568 01:16:26,084 --> 01:16:27,834 PIERCING THE HEART. 1569 01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:28,667 GO ON. 1570 01:16:28,750 --> 01:16:30,542 [MUFFLED CRIES] 1571 01:16:32,542 --> 01:16:33,875 GO ON. 1572 01:16:38,084 --> 01:16:39,667 I CAN'T DO IT. 1573 01:16:39,750 --> 01:16:43,376 I'VE NEVER HURT A HUMAN BEING IN MY LIFE. 1574 01:16:43,459 --> 01:16:45,042 WAIT! THERE IT IS! 1575 01:16:47,959 --> 01:16:49,500 YOU SPINELESS CREATURE, GRIMSDYKE. 1576 01:16:49,583 --> 01:16:52,459 NOW I'VE GOT TO DO IT MYSELF. 1577 01:17:06,292 --> 01:17:10,709 MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL! 1578 01:17:10,792 --> 01:17:11,126 STOP! 1579 01:17:13,334 --> 01:17:14,209 HI. 1580 01:17:14,292 --> 01:17:17,709 I KNOW WHAT THIS MUST LOOK LIKE. 1581 01:17:17,792 --> 01:17:19,917 HOW ABOUT ATTEMPTED MURDER? 1582 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:21,042 NO. YOU'RE MISTAKEN. 1583 01:17:21,126 --> 01:17:22,750 WE'RE JUST PERFORMING A LITTLE EXORCISM. 1584 01:17:22,834 --> 01:17:26,542 THIS IS A VILE, DISGUSTING CREATURE OF THE NIGHT. 1585 01:17:26,625 --> 01:17:27,750 A VAMPIRE. 1586 01:17:27,834 --> 01:17:29,500 WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS! 1587 01:17:29,583 --> 01:17:30,667 YOU KILL HIM, 1588 01:17:30,750 --> 01:17:32,542 AND YOU'LL FRY FOR MURDER ONE, PAL. 1589 01:17:32,625 --> 01:17:33,542 GUARANTEED. 1590 01:17:33,625 --> 01:17:35,418 NO WAY. THERE WON'T EVEN BE A CORPSE. 1591 01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:38,875 HE'LL CRUMBLE TO DUST BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES. 1592 01:17:38,959 --> 01:17:39,875 WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! 1593 01:17:39,959 --> 01:17:43,042 IF HE IS A VAMPIRE, THAT'S ONE THING. 1594 01:17:43,126 --> 01:17:47,542 IF HE ISN'T, AN INNOCENT GUY IS DEAD. 1595 01:17:47,625 --> 01:17:50,709 THAT'S A CHANCE I'M PREPARED TO TAKE. 1596 01:17:50,792 --> 01:17:52,583 FORGET IT! 1597 01:17:52,667 --> 01:17:53,792 LET'S SEE SOME PROOF. 1598 01:17:53,875 --> 01:17:55,583 WHAT'S IN YOUR LITTLE VAMPIRE HUNTER'S KIT? 1599 01:17:55,667 --> 01:17:58,834 YOU HAVE A CRUCIFIX, RIGHT? 1600 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:07,334 MAYBE HE'S A JEWISH VAMPIRE. 1601 01:18:07,418 --> 01:18:08,251 RIGHT. 1602 01:18:08,334 --> 01:18:10,418 WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT? 1603 01:18:12,167 --> 01:18:14,625 A STRING OF GARLIC. 1604 01:18:16,459 --> 01:18:20,042 AND YOU WERE GOING TO KILL THIS GUY? 1605 01:18:20,583 --> 01:18:21,709 HOLY WATER, RIGHT? 1606 01:18:21,792 --> 01:18:24,542 GOOD IDEA. NOTHING WORSE THAN A DIRTY VAMPIRE. 1607 01:18:24,625 --> 01:18:27,376 IF I KILL HIM WITH A STAKE THROUGH THE HEART, 1608 01:18:27,459 --> 01:18:28,334 HE'S DEFINITELY A VAMPIRE. 1609 01:18:28,418 --> 01:18:31,709 A STAKE THROUGH THE HEART WOULD KILL ANYTHING. 1610 01:18:31,792 --> 01:18:34,418 THIS EVIDENCE WOULDN'T BE TOO PERSUASIVE 1611 01:18:34,542 --> 01:18:35,418 AT YOUR MURDER TRIAL. 1612 01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:39,583 GRIMSDYKE, YOU'VE MADE A MISTAKE. 1613 01:18:39,667 --> 01:18:41,376 LET HIM GO. 1614 01:18:47,459 --> 01:18:49,000 A MISTAKE? 1615 01:18:49,084 --> 01:18:50,542 THAT'S ALL? 1616 01:18:50,625 --> 01:18:51,750 NO APOLOGY? 1617 01:18:51,834 --> 01:18:53,583 NO "I'M SORRY, RALPH"? 1618 01:18:53,667 --> 01:18:54,625 "I BEG YOUR PARDON, RALPH." 1619 01:18:54,709 --> 01:18:59,542 "SORRY ABOUT THAT STAKE THROUGH YOUR HEART, RALPH." 1620 01:19:00,126 --> 01:19:02,167 YOU SLY LITTLE BLOOD-SUCKER YOU. 1621 01:19:02,251 --> 01:19:05,625 OW! 1622 01:19:08,251 --> 01:19:10,792 AAH! 1623 01:19:10,875 --> 01:19:12,209 AAH! 1624 01:19:12,292 --> 01:19:14,792 RALPH! 1625 01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:16,126 COME ON! 1626 01:19:16,209 --> 01:19:18,126 LET'S GO! 1627 01:19:18,959 --> 01:19:21,126 RALPH! THE CAR! 1628 01:19:28,542 --> 01:19:30,167 RALPH! 1629 01:19:30,251 --> 01:19:31,292 WAIT! 1630 01:19:31,376 --> 01:19:33,209 THE CAR IS OVER THERE. 1631 01:19:33,292 --> 01:19:35,126 NO PROBLEM. FOLLOW ME. 1632 01:19:35,209 --> 01:19:36,625 RIGHT. 1633 01:19:36,709 --> 01:19:38,084 COME ON. 1634 01:19:38,167 --> 01:19:39,042 FREEZE! 1635 01:19:39,126 --> 01:19:41,334 YOU KNOW SILVER BULLETS SERVE THE SAME PURPOSE 1636 01:19:41,418 --> 01:19:44,000 AS A STAKE THROUGH THE HEART. 1637 01:19:44,084 --> 01:19:46,625 PROFESSOR! 1638 01:19:47,251 --> 01:19:48,500 OK. 1639 01:19:48,583 --> 01:19:51,000 YOU HAVE ME. 1640 01:19:51,084 --> 01:19:52,126 LET THEM GO. 1641 01:19:52,209 --> 01:19:55,459 THEY'RE ONLY INNOCENT BYSTANDERS. 1642 01:19:55,917 --> 01:19:58,542 YOUR HEROIC PLEA HAS BEEN NOTED 1643 01:19:58,625 --> 01:19:59,376 AND REJECTED. DO YOU REALLY THINK 1644 01:20:00,418 --> 01:20:01,709 I'LL LET YOU KILL ME, MY FRIENDS? 1645 01:20:01,792 --> 01:20:05,459 I DON'T SEE HOW CAN YOU PREVENT IT? 1646 01:20:06,126 --> 01:20:08,500 YOU FORGET, PROFESSOR. 1647 01:20:08,583 --> 01:20:09,500 I'M A VAMPIRE. 1648 01:20:09,583 --> 01:20:12,625 THAT HAS CERTAIN ADVANTAGES. 1649 01:20:12,709 --> 01:20:16,500 YOU'VE ABANDONED YOUR PRECIOUS TOOLS. 1650 01:20:16,583 --> 01:20:18,875 YOU HAVE NO CRUCIFIX, 1651 01:20:18,959 --> 01:20:20,667 NO GARLIC, NO HOLY WATER. 1652 01:20:20,750 --> 01:20:22,709 GRIMSDYKE! SHOOT HIM! 1653 01:20:22,792 --> 01:20:23,875 I CAN'T! 1654 01:20:23,959 --> 01:20:25,542 LUCKILY FOR YOU, 1655 01:20:25,625 --> 01:20:28,084 I DON'T KILL PEOPLE. 1656 01:20:28,167 --> 01:20:30,418 AREN'T YOU GONNA DRAIN MY BLOOD? 1657 01:20:30,500 --> 01:20:32,667 YOU SOUND DISAPPOINTED. 1658 01:20:32,750 --> 01:20:35,625 NO. JUST SURPRISED. 1659 01:20:36,126 --> 01:20:38,625 PLEASANTLY SURPRISED. 1660 01:20:40,834 --> 01:20:42,750 DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? 1661 01:20:42,834 --> 01:20:44,625 I'M LETTING YOU GO. 1662 01:20:44,709 --> 01:20:47,084 I'LL NEVER STOP COMING AFTER YOU. 1663 01:20:47,167 --> 01:20:50,292 WHY? WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO, KILL YOU? 1664 01:20:50,376 --> 01:20:51,917 RIP YOUR HEART OUT? 1665 01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,376 DO IT, JEREMY. 1666 01:20:53,459 --> 01:20:56,459 LET'S SHARE A TOAST WITH HIS BLOOD. 1667 01:20:56,542 --> 01:20:58,376 NORA! 1668 01:20:58,459 --> 01:21:00,542 YOU'VE RETURNED FROM THE GRAVE. 1669 01:21:00,625 --> 01:21:03,459 OF COURSE. I'M A VAMPIRE. 1670 01:21:03,542 --> 01:21:04,917 WHO'S SHE? 1671 01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:06,709 JOIN ME, JEREMY, 1672 01:21:06,792 --> 01:21:09,000 IN A TASTE OF IMMORTALITY, 1673 01:21:09,084 --> 01:21:11,959 STARTING WITH THE PROFESSOR'S BLOOD. 1674 01:21:12,042 --> 01:21:12,917 SURELY, YOU WOULDN'T-- 1675 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,583 YOU WERE EAGER ENOUGH TO KILL ME. 1676 01:21:14,667 --> 01:21:15,376 THAT WAS DIFFERENT. 1677 01:21:15,459 --> 01:21:17,376 GO, PROFESSOR. 1678 01:21:17,459 --> 01:21:19,709 YOU SEE, WE'RE NOT ALL THE INSIDIOUS CREATURES 1679 01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:20,792 YOU'D LIKE TO BELIEVE. 1680 01:21:20,875 --> 01:21:22,500 ALL WE WANT IS A CHANCE TO LIVE IN PEACE 1681 01:21:22,583 --> 01:21:27,000 WITHOUT SOMEONE TRYING TO RAM A STAKE THROUGH OUR HEARTS. 1682 01:21:27,084 --> 01:21:29,042 [APPLAUSE] 1683 01:21:29,126 --> 01:21:30,334 BRAVO, MY BOY, BRAVO. 1684 01:21:30,418 --> 01:21:32,583 I'VE WAITED A LONG TIME 1685 01:21:32,667 --> 01:21:37,126 TO GET YOU INTO MY SIGHTS, OLD MAN. 1686 01:21:38,042 --> 01:21:39,126 MY DEAR PROFESSOR, 1687 01:21:39,209 --> 01:21:41,583 WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY? 1688 01:21:41,667 --> 01:21:44,334 WHEN WILL YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I'M NOT YOUR ENEMY? 1689 01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:48,418 [GUNSHOTS] 1690 01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:49,459 GRIMSDYKE, WHERE DID YOU GET THESE BULLETS? 1691 01:21:49,542 --> 01:21:53,667 NOW I'LL HAVE TO RIP HIM APART WITH MY BARE HANDS. 1692 01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:56,959 BUT FIRST, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE SOME FRIENDS. 1693 01:21:57,042 --> 01:21:58,292 [CLAP CLAP] 1694 01:21:58,376 --> 01:22:00,334 [LAUGHTER] 1695 01:22:08,625 --> 01:22:10,625 THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING. 1696 01:22:10,709 --> 01:22:12,625 OH, NO! NOT THAT! 1697 01:22:12,709 --> 01:22:13,459 GRIMSDYKE. 1698 01:22:13,542 --> 01:22:15,625 WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO TO ME? 1699 01:22:15,709 --> 01:22:16,625 OH, MY GOODNESS. 1700 01:22:16,709 --> 01:22:19,376 NO, DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME AWAY! 1701 01:22:19,459 --> 01:22:21,376 DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME AWAY! 1702 01:22:21,459 --> 01:22:23,625 GRIMSDYKE, HELP ME! 1703 01:22:23,709 --> 01:22:26,292 GRIMSDYKE! AAH! 1704 01:22:26,376 --> 01:22:30,000 WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO HIM? 1705 01:22:30,084 --> 01:22:32,042 WHAT BETTER WAY TO VANQUISH AN ENEMY 1706 01:22:32,126 --> 01:22:32,625 THAN TO MAKE HIM AN ALLY. 1707 01:22:32,709 --> 01:22:35,709 McCarthy: HELP ME! 1708 01:22:35,792 --> 01:22:38,959 HEY, ARE THOSE CHICKS COMING BACK OR WHAT? 1709 01:22:39,625 --> 01:22:41,542 WAIT A MINUTE. YOU WERE SHOT... 1710 01:22:41,625 --> 01:22:43,792 WITH SILVER BULLETS! 1711 01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:45,000 JEREMY, ONCE AGAIN, 1712 01:22:45,084 --> 01:22:47,042 YOU'RE GUILTY OF NOT READING YOUR HANDBOOK. 1713 01:22:47,126 --> 01:22:49,418 SILVER BULLETS ARE AN EFFECTIVE MEANS 1714 01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:50,667 OF DISPATCHING WEREWOLVES, NOT VAMPIRES. 1715 01:22:50,750 --> 01:22:55,625 I DON'T EVEN WANT TO GET INTO WEREWOLVES. 1716 01:22:55,709 --> 01:22:57,376 PROFESSOR! 1717 01:22:57,459 --> 01:23:00,750 WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU? 1718 01:23:00,834 --> 01:23:03,500 WELL, THIS IS AN IRONIC TURN OF EVENTS. 1719 01:23:03,583 --> 01:23:05,500 ISN'T IT, GRIMSDYKE? 1720 01:23:05,583 --> 01:23:08,209 WHAT'S TO BECOME OF YOU? 1721 01:23:08,292 --> 01:23:09,334 I DON'T KNOW. 1722 01:23:09,418 --> 01:23:11,792 MAYBE I'LL RUN WITH THE PACK FOR AWHILE, 1723 01:23:11,875 --> 01:23:13,251 SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 1724 01:23:13,334 --> 01:23:15,875 I FEEL 20 YEARS YOUNGER. 1725 01:23:15,959 --> 01:23:18,084 BYE, GRIMSDYKE. 1726 01:23:19,126 --> 01:23:21,042 [SIRENS] 1727 01:23:25,750 --> 01:23:28,583 I'M AFRAID THAT'S OUR SIGNAL. 1728 01:23:28,667 --> 01:23:29,625 YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN US, JEREMY. 1729 01:23:29,709 --> 01:23:33,917 YOU'D BE AMONG FRIENDS, WITH OTHERS LIKE YOURSELF. 1730 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,251 THANKS, MODOC, 1731 01:23:35,334 --> 01:23:37,084 BUT I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW. 1732 01:23:37,167 --> 01:23:38,042 BESIDES, 1733 01:23:38,126 --> 01:23:39,667 I HAVE A FEW FRIENDS RIGHT HERE. 1734 01:23:39,750 --> 01:23:41,625 GOOD-BYE, JEREMY. 1735 01:23:41,709 --> 01:23:44,750 GOOD-BYE, MODOC. 1736 01:23:44,834 --> 01:23:46,583 OK, LISTEN, NEXT TIME YOU'RE IN TOWN, 1737 01:23:46,667 --> 01:23:48,500 GIVE ME A CALL. 1738 01:23:48,583 --> 01:23:49,625 WE'LL GO OUT FOR A DRINK. 1739 01:23:49,709 --> 01:23:52,418 BLOODY MARYS. 1740 01:23:55,334 --> 01:23:58,542 COME, CHILDREN. AWAY! 1741 01:24:04,625 --> 01:24:09,084 THIS HAS BEEN ONE HELL OF A NIGHT. 1742 01:24:10,834 --> 01:24:13,583 [WOLF HOWLS] 1743 01:24:16,709 --> 01:24:21,084 I'VE GOTTA READ THAT BOOK. 1744 01:24:36,209 --> 01:24:36,959 BOO! 1745 01:24:37,042 --> 01:24:39,126 AAH! AAH! 1746 01:24:39,209 --> 01:24:41,000 AAH! 1747 01:24:51,667 --> 01:24:53,583 [SIRENS] 1748 01:24:55,709 --> 01:24:56,667 OH, LOOK, LEWIS! 1749 01:24:56,750 --> 01:24:58,792 THERE THEY ARE, OVER THERE! 1750 01:24:58,875 --> 01:25:02,126 LOOK, HONEY! TURN AROUND! 1751 01:25:13,084 --> 01:25:15,000 JEREMY? 1752 01:25:15,625 --> 01:25:16,709 UH, HI, MOM. HI, DAD. 1753 01:25:16,792 --> 01:25:19,625 GUESS I'VE GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO. 1754 01:25:19,709 --> 01:25:24,209 WE KNOW YOU'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH THIS CHANGE LATELY. 1755 01:25:24,292 --> 01:25:25,709 YOU KNEW? YOU KNEW ALL ALONG? 1756 01:25:25,792 --> 01:25:28,000 WE'RE NOT BLIND, JEREMY. 1757 01:25:28,084 --> 01:25:30,667 WE KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD. 1758 01:25:30,750 --> 01:25:33,709 WE DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR PROBLEM. 1759 01:25:33,792 --> 01:25:36,667 JUST BE HAPPY WITH WHO YOU ARE. 1760 01:25:36,750 --> 01:25:37,834 INCREDIBLE. 1761 01:25:37,917 --> 01:25:41,750 OH! MOM, DAD. 1762 01:25:41,834 --> 01:25:43,376 THIS IS DARLA BLAKE. 1763 01:25:43,459 --> 01:25:46,000 SHE'S MY NEW GIRLFRIEND. 1764 01:25:46,084 --> 01:25:47,209 OHH! 1765 01:25:47,292 --> 01:25:52,376 WE'RE VERY, VERY HAPPY TO MEET YOU. 1766 01:25:54,667 --> 01:25:57,209 UNBELIEVABLE! 1767 01:25:57,292 --> 01:25:58,875 Timbuk 3: ♪ I STUDY NUCLEAR SCIENCE ♪ 1768 01:25:58,959 --> 01:25:59,875 ♪ I LOVE MY CLASSES ♪ 1769 01:25:59,959 --> 01:26:03,834 ♪ I GOT A CRAZY TEACHER, HE WEARS DARK GLASSES ♪ 1770 01:26:03,917 --> 01:26:04,709 ♪ THINGS ARE GOING GREAT ♪ 1771 01:26:04,792 --> 01:26:09,209 ♪ AND THEY'RE ONLY GETTING BETTER ♪ 1772 01:26:09,292 --> 01:26:11,583 ♪ I'M DOIN' ALL RIGHT, GETTIN' GOOD GRADES ♪ 1773 01:26:11,667 --> 01:26:18,251 ♪ THE FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT, I GOTTA WEAR SHADES ♪ 1774 01:26:18,334 --> 01:26:21,542 ♪ I GOTTA WEAR SHADES ♪ 1775 01:26:21,625 --> 01:26:24,709 ♪ I GOT A JOB WAITIN' FOR MY GRADUATION ♪ 1776 01:26:24,792 --> 01:26:28,000 ♪ 50 THOU A YEAR WILL BUY A LOT OF BEER ♪ 1777 01:26:28,084 --> 01:26:29,583 ♪ THINGS ARE GOING GREAT ♪ 1778 01:26:29,667 --> 01:26:32,709 ♪ AND THEY'RE ONLY GETTIN' BETTER ♪ 1779 01:26:32,792 --> 01:26:35,709 ♪ I'M DOIN' ALL RIGHT, GETTIN' GOOD GRADES ♪ 1780 01:26:35,792 --> 01:26:41,750 ♪ THE FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT, I GOTTA WEAR SHADES ♪ 1781 01:26:41,834 --> 01:26:45,625 ♪ I GOTTA WEAR SHADES ♪ 1782 01:27:09,792 --> 01:27:13,126 ♪ WELL, I'M HEAVENLY BLESSED AND WORLDLY WISE ♪ 1783 01:27:13,209 --> 01:27:15,750 ♪ I'M A PEEPING-TOM TURKEY WITH X-RAY EYES ♪ 1784 01:27:15,834 --> 01:27:17,750 ♪ THINGS ARE GOING GREAT ♪ 1785 01:27:17,834 --> 01:27:22,042 ♪ AND THEY'RE ONLY GETTING BETTER ♪ 1786 01:27:22,126 --> 01:27:25,459 ♪ I'M DOIN' ALL RIGHT, GETTIN' GOOD GRADES ♪ 1787 01:27:25,542 --> 01:27:31,292 ♪ THE FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT, I GOTTA WEAR SHADES ♪ 1788 01:27:31,376 --> 01:27:33,750 ♪ I GOTTA WEAR SHADES ♪ 1789 01:27:33,834 --> 01:27:36,292 ♪ OW! OW! OW! ♪ 1790 01:28:22,292 --> 01:28:24,376 ♪ OW! OW! ♪ 1791 01:29:10,042 --> 01:29:14,084 ♪ I STUDY NUCLEAR SCIENCE, I LOVE MY CLASSES ♪ 1792 01:29:14,167 --> 01:29:17,418 ♪ I GOT A CRAZY TEACHER, HE WEARS DARK GLASSES ♪ 1793 01:29:17,500 --> 01:29:19,583 ♪ THINGS ARE GOING GREAT ♪ 1794 01:29:19,667 --> 01:29:23,042 ♪ AND THEY'RE ONLY GETTING BETTER ♪ 1795 01:29:23,126 --> 01:29:26,251 ♪ I'M DOIN' ALL RIGHT, GETTIN' GOOD GRADES ♪ 1796 01:29:26,334 --> 01:29:31,042 ♪ THE FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT, I GOTTA WEAR SHADES ♪ 1797 01:29:31,126 --> 01:29:33,709 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TRIMARK HOME VIDEO 1798 01:29:33,792 --> 01:29:35,709 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 109021