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- How can you say that?
- Pretty easily.
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I push the air out of
my throat into words.
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Is that how talking works?
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Hello.
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Huh, it is just pushing out air!
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All I'm saying is, wearing
that suit looks like
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you're always wearing a
little costume to work.
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- Little?
- Yeah.
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Like those kids that
wear capes to school.
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Do you know how much this costs?
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Ugh. I mean, I feel like
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I'm paying for it with
this conversation.
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Okay, you know
what? Meeting over!
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Or meeting not over,
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since the meeting
isn't even about that.
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- It is now!
- It is not.
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This is the...
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The party house that
I suggested we buy?
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Finally!
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No, and please
don't guess again.
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This is the English
museum that just hired us.
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This artifact, one of
the 13 Golden Plaques,
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is being transferred
between museums.
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We've been hired to protect it.
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From who, highwaymen?
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There have been some
museum thefts recently,
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so this is an easy chance
for us to be the good guys
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and get paid doing it.
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And perfect timing
to use the accent
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Zara's helped me work on.
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Hold on, is that why you've been
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shouting things at me
in a bad English accent?
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"Bad"?
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Cup of tea, guvnor!
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Bit of a sticky wicket!
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Fish and chips and all that.
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Offensive. You're
lucky I like you.
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Otherwise, that
would be the last air
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your throat ever pushed out.
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It doesn't count as offensive
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when it's from a
really white country.
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You... don't get
to decide that.
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What
if I talked like this
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'bout burgers and fries on
the farm with Uncle Cletus?
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Wait, you know
Pam's Uncle Cletus?
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I'm from Wisconsin.
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But he does sound like that.
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Massive "anyway,"
it doesn't matter,
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because Pam's not going.
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What? Why not?
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Because you have to stay
here to do the 3490s.
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Ha! Pam has to
clean the bathrooms.
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No, they're assessment forms.
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For the new employees.
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Your HR duties?
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Because you said you
could balance both jobs?
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Damn it. I knew my own words
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would be used against me.
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So I'll be going.
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Hmm. Sure you're ready, Lana?
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You've been out of the field
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for, what, three whole minutes?
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Yes, and also, shut up.
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We don't need a chaperone,
and I speak for Zara too.
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Firstly, I wouldn't even
let you speak for me
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if I had a stroke and you were
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the only person who could
translate my blinks.
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Good call.
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He wouldn't get
your accent right.
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Secondly, I don't
mind Ms. Kane going.
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I thrive being in the field
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with other strong female agents.
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Wow, that self-adulation
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just blended right in with
the sucking up, didn't it?
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Sort of how your chlamydia
blends in with your syphilis.
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Look, I'll just be coming along
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to show the museum how
seriously we take this job.
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And because
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the museum curator
is on the board
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of that fancy private school
you want AJ to get into!
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Thank you, Cheryl.
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You're welcome!
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Jesus, all of this
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for an artifact I could
fit into my pants?
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Why is that your
unit of measurement?
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Better than the metric system.
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The museum takes artifact
protection very seriously,
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hence us being paid to be here.
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Apparently they're losing a ton
of stuff in transit because...
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Huh, it doesn't say why.
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But anyway, that's
why we're here.
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She said, not
finding it suspicious
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that a government-funded museum
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is keeping secrets
about the artifacts.
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I assure you this
museum transfer
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is all very legitimate.
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I'm Clarissa, the
museum curator.
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I'll be driving the truck
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to accompany you
with the artifact,
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and I'll be right with you.
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What a snob.
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Did you see the way
she spoke to me?
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She was hitting that
posh accent so hard
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it should file charges.
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Yeah, I feel like that's not
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what just happened in
those three sentences.
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And aren't your
accents the same?
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They sound exactly
the same, right?
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No, they don't!
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We shouldn't bring her.
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She'll mess up everything,
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then blame it on her
taxes being too high.
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I don't know, take
off her glasses
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and she's a British eight,
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which is an American
five but a Canadian ten.
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She knows about the
artifact, which is an asset,
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and she'll see up close how
good we are at our jobs.
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Since parents who do well have
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Abernathy kids who
do even better!
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Oh, I'm grateful
for your help, Lana.
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And the Abernathy
board will love this.
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Well, that's a nice bonus
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but, of course,
not why we do this.
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I don't love this side of you.
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The Golden Plaques have been
on museum display for years.
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But this one being transported
is believed to be cursed.
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Curse? What kind of curse?
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Probably the dumb, made-up kind
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since curses are
dumb and made up.
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Don't make fun of
a curse, Archer.
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Oh, my God, Zara
believes in curses!
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Wait, you hired us to
protect you from a curse?
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No, no.
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But the plaque is not meant
to be touched with bare hands.
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Classic curse rules.
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I can't believe you
made fun of my suits
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when this is way stupider.
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The plaque is being moved
to off-site storage,
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and items have been stolen
from museums recently,
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likely the work of a
smuggler, Ibadan Peters.
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So cursed or not, we want
to keep it in safe hands.
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I want it on record
I don't like curses.
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Or ghosts. Or hoodoo.
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Oh, God, you're one of those.
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Such a Capricorn thing to say.
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Ugh, you guys are
making a great team.
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Starting the old HR duties again
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is kinda getting me excited.
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You mean the head of HR job
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that you were supposed to
be doing this whole time?
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Come on, who even knows
who's supposed to do what?
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You, as the head of HR!
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Here are the
employees to assess.
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Ah, shitsnacks. When
did we get so many?
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Again, something
you should know!
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If it helps, I did my
own personal assessment
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based on who'd be most
useful in an apocalypse.
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- They'd all be food.
- Great start!
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Everybody gets five
points for being edible.
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It's not about free points.
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All the employees
deserve a chance
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to improve their performance,
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so you need to
assess them honestly.
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Okay, well, Cyril gets an F.
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Oh, my God, that's
how I marked him!
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F, for food.
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Think about it: if I
said I was done drinking,
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then started drinking
a week later,
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what would that make me?
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A more
functioning alcoholic?
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That's right, a hypocrite.
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That's what you are, Lana.
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Could you not say
that next to the woman
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who could get our daughter
into one of America's
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- top prep schools?
- Fine.
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I can talk about Miss Zara
"Anything for the Mission"
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Whatever-Her-Last-Name-Is.
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Why start that kind of
insult if you don't know
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- my last name?
- I don't know.
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Why are you so afraid
of a fake curse?
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We'll
see who's laughing
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when you cough up blood.
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Uh, pretty sure it
will still be me.
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Wait, can you laugh
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and cough up blood
at the same time?
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You know, many of
the staff members
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at the museum
believe in the curse.
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In the same way this
country believes
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it was part of
winning World War II?
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Archer.
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Actually, I find it refreshing
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to meet someone who isn't
afraid of superstitions
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and fantasies.
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Oh, I'm not afraid of
much, but that doesn't mean
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I don't believe in other
kinds of fantasies.
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- Archer!
- I mean, truck sex isn't
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really one of them, but
if the windows are tinted,
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I don't mind, mm, you know...
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Jesus, Archer, shut up!
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Someone is on the
roof of the truck.
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There are highwaymen!
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No, it
must be the smuggler!
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But I can't stop the truck.
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We're right along
the cliff's edge.
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Zara, let's get onto the truck.
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Good lord, that was incredible!
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Did you see what they just did?
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Okay, take it
easy. It was fine.
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Incredible would be climbing
out of this non-tinted window
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and onto the top of the truck.
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So are you going to...
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Well, yeah. I guess
I have to now.
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This does not
belong in a museum.
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Whoa!
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Really thinking this route
might not have been worth it.
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- Oi!
- Oh. Hey there, little...
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Oh, come on.
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I just climbed all
the way up there.
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And how is that
little kid so strong?
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Good job, Half-Pint.
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Quick, grab the kid!
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Wait, we can't fight a kid.
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Then get the plaque.
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So are you agreeing or...
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Could she drive a
little smoother?
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It's not her fault.
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It's the wrong side of the road.
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Not for her!
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U, yeah, not fighting him.
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Does this even count as a fight?
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Can you not remember
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from your field work last month?
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Is now the time?
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I don't know,
Lana. It might be.
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Wait, wait, wait!
You can't touch it.
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For the last time,
curses aren't...
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Ow! What the hell
just happened?
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Was this kid crouching?
Who does that?
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I really don't think bolas are
supposed to work like that.
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What the hell kind
of smuggler was that?
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Did he dislocate your shoulder?
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No!
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Was it the curse?
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Again, no.
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It was the child.
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Oh, this
is so exciting!
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A truck fight while
I was driving!
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That is one word for
what you were doing.
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I feel so powerful.
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This might be the first
time I've ever felt alive.
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Museum curation and being
on a children's school board
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isn't as glamorous
as you might think.
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Luckily, the plaque
is still in safe hands
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or safe pants.
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You're proud you put
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a centuries-old cursed
artifact in your pants?
257
00:09:37,955 --> 00:09:39,191
I'm not not proud.
258
00:09:39,224 --> 00:09:41,329
About that bad guy,
Peters doesn't seem
259
00:09:41,362 --> 00:09:42,732
to fit the classic profile.
260
00:09:42,765 --> 00:09:44,201
And the kid was weird, right?
261
00:09:44,234 --> 00:09:46,405
I know! Who has
a child sidekick?
262
00:09:46,438 --> 00:09:47,709
And where can I get one?
263
00:09:47,742 --> 00:09:49,813
- AJ!
- No.
264
00:09:49,846 --> 00:09:51,950
Did I not mention
all the artifacts
265
00:09:51,983 --> 00:09:54,255
Ibadan Peters wants
are from Nigeria?
266
00:09:54,288 --> 00:09:55,858
And that he takes issue
267
00:09:55,891 --> 00:09:58,964
with them not being
returned to his country?
268
00:09:58,997 --> 00:10:00,367
But you said this was all legit.
269
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,703
It is.
270
00:10:01,736 --> 00:10:03,841
Those artifacts
belong to us now.
271
00:10:03,874 --> 00:10:05,210
For goodness' sake,
272
00:10:05,243 --> 00:10:06,947
we've had them for generations.
273
00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:09,719
Ah, yes, the law
of finders keepers.
274
00:10:09,752 --> 00:10:10,955
Wait, is that the law here?
275
00:10:10,988 --> 00:10:13,827
Because I just found
this beer, and...
276
00:10:13,860 --> 00:10:15,998
It's warm!
277
00:10:16,031 --> 00:10:17,835
Regardless of his intent,
278
00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:20,741
Ibadan Peters was
stealing museum property,
279
00:10:20,774 --> 00:10:23,313
and you kept the plaque safe.
280
00:10:23,346 --> 00:10:27,989
And we love to see cooperation
within an Abernathy family.
281
00:10:28,022 --> 00:10:29,859
Right, right, right,
right. Of course.
282
00:10:29,892 --> 00:10:31,162
We can wait here
283
00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:33,199
for the museum to
send a new truck.
284
00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:36,138
And in the meantime, I'd love
to speak with you privately
285
00:10:36,171 --> 00:10:38,978
on the danger of
your exciting work.
286
00:10:39,011 --> 00:10:40,715
I mean, yeah. Sure.
287
00:10:40,748 --> 00:10:42,126
You think that's the
first time I've climbed
288
00:10:42,150 --> 00:10:44,255
out of a moving truck
and fought a child?
289
00:10:44,288 --> 00:10:46,325
- Actually, it might be.
- Maybe you could take me
290
00:10:46,358 --> 00:10:49,064
to one of the rooms above
the pub and tell me more.
291
00:10:49,097 --> 00:10:50,801
Or show me.
292
00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:53,741
Wait, you're saying there
are rooms above bars here?
293
00:10:53,774 --> 00:10:55,152
I thought
that was just a myth.
294
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:57,949
Are Hobbits real?
295
00:10:57,982 --> 00:10:59,351
- Huh?
- I was thinking,
296
00:10:59,384 --> 00:11:00,755
it seems unfair of me
297
00:11:00,788 --> 00:11:03,059
to not let you as
senior employees
298
00:11:03,092 --> 00:11:04,370
also have a say in
these assessments.
299
00:11:04,394 --> 00:11:06,299
Pam! You haven't started?
300
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,871
I started to start,
but it's so boring
301
00:11:08,904 --> 00:11:10,173
compared to fieldwork.
302
00:11:10,206 --> 00:11:11,777
Come on, Cyril, you're the one
303
00:11:11,810 --> 00:11:14,014
that's all wet for
being a good employer.
304
00:11:14,047 --> 00:11:15,885
Oh, please don't
say it like that.
305
00:11:15,918 --> 00:11:18,222
Cheryl, you love judging people.
306
00:11:18,255 --> 00:11:19,960
You would think that.
307
00:11:19,993 --> 00:11:21,228
And Krieger, I mean,
308
00:11:21,261 --> 00:11:22,966
what are you even
doing right now?
309
00:11:22,999 --> 00:11:24,335
Shh! Look, if I
don't tell you,
310
00:11:24,368 --> 00:11:25,337
then he can't hurt you.
311
00:11:25,370 --> 00:11:27,107
I mean, it can't hurt you.
312
00:11:27,140 --> 00:11:29,078
- I mean, nothing!
- Great.
313
00:11:29,111 --> 00:11:32,283
Then we can split these up so
I won't blow my brains out.
314
00:11:34,254 --> 00:11:36,793
All I wanted was to get my
daughter into a good school,
315
00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,797
and now Archer's
upstairs probably ruining
316
00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:40,868
the whole reason I
took this stupid job.
317
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,914
I thought you took this job
for us to "be the good guys."
318
00:11:42,938 --> 00:11:45,343
Yeah, I did. It was both.
319
00:11:45,376 --> 00:11:47,347
But now we're obviously
on the side of the...
320
00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:48,951
Stuff-takers.
321
00:11:48,984 --> 00:11:50,353
You can say "colonizers."
322
00:11:50,386 --> 00:11:52,066
And you must've known
that when you took the job
323
00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:53,527
working for an English museum.
324
00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,931
We almost exclusively have
things from other countries.
325
00:11:55,964 --> 00:11:57,267
Okay, I knew
326
00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:00,006
but kinda wanted to
pretend I didn't.
327
00:12:00,039 --> 00:12:01,810
I mean, it's just
how the world works.
328
00:12:01,843 --> 00:12:04,481
- But does it have to?
- No, not have to, but...
329
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:07,254
Pays you to and gives you New
York private school perks?
330
00:12:07,287 --> 00:12:09,425
- Huh.
- Can I speak frankly with you?
331
00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:11,997
- Have you not already been?
- Here's where you messed up.
332
00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:13,442
You took this job
for personal benefit
333
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,805
but chose to ignore an
obvious morality issue,
334
00:12:15,838 --> 00:12:18,076
you let an unhinged
rich idiot come along
335
00:12:18,109 --> 00:12:19,521
and gave her the power
to tell us what to do,
336
00:12:19,545 --> 00:12:21,415
and we're dealing with
some kind of curse
337
00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:24,355
likely eating our
insides away as we speak.
338
00:12:24,388 --> 00:12:26,359
- Um...
- And really, this was all
339
00:12:26,392 --> 00:12:28,363
to get something you wanted.
340
00:12:28,396 --> 00:12:30,534
No, not for me.
For my daughter.
341
00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:32,572
So you're saying that
despite trying to run
342
00:12:32,605 --> 00:12:34,843
a morally good agency,
I'm morally bankrupt.
343
00:12:34,876 --> 00:12:36,847
What? No! I'm saying I wish
344
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,517
Skanky Poppins up
there would just...
345
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,588
Stop! Wait. There has
to be an explanation.
346
00:12:40,621 --> 00:12:42,057
This never happens.
347
00:12:42,090 --> 00:12:44,562
- I'm sure it doesn't.
- Lana, tell her.
348
00:12:44,595 --> 00:12:46,933
Tell her I'm never
not able to perform.
349
00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:50,240
Uh, yeah, I would, but
no part of me wants to.
350
00:12:50,273 --> 00:12:51,977
You're touching the
plaque with your hands.
351
00:12:52,010 --> 00:12:53,179
- You're cursed!
- Yes!
352
00:12:53,212 --> 00:12:54,983
Oh, thank God. It's the curse.
353
00:12:55,016 --> 00:12:56,385
So I'll just get
rid of this thing,
354
00:12:56,418 --> 00:12:58,222
and we go back upstairs
and, you know...
355
00:12:59,157 --> 00:13:00,561
You idiot!
356
00:13:00,594 --> 00:13:02,565
Why would you... hold on.
357
00:13:02,598 --> 00:13:04,134
Where's the museum tag?
358
00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:06,005
It was attached
when we packed it.
359
00:13:06,038 --> 00:13:07,407
The curse must've
burned it away.
360
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:08,544
Oh, my God, Archer,
361
00:13:08,577 --> 00:13:10,080
that's not even how curses work.
362
00:13:10,113 --> 00:13:11,324
Don't make fun of
the curse, Zara!
363
00:13:11,348 --> 00:13:12,552
- It's real.
- Wait.
364
00:13:12,585 --> 00:13:14,455
The gold doesn't go
all the way through.
365
00:13:14,488 --> 00:13:17,160
- It's paint.
- And no museum tags means...
366
00:13:17,193 --> 00:13:20,233
The curse causes
flaccidity and fake gold.
367
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,003
No, it means Ibadan must've
368
00:13:22,036 --> 00:13:23,483
swapped the plaque
out with a replica.
369
00:13:23,507 --> 00:13:25,911
- He's got the real one.
- Oh, God!
370
00:13:25,944 --> 00:13:28,316
But this one can still
be cursed too, right?
371
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,985
Right?
372
00:13:34,461 --> 00:13:36,007
I can't believe
you let this happen!
373
00:13:36,031 --> 00:13:38,570
Ibadan Peters got away
with the real plaque!
374
00:13:38,603 --> 00:13:39,873
I don't understand.
375
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,275
You believe in
something so much,
376
00:13:41,308 --> 00:13:42,912
and then it lets you down.
377
00:13:42,945 --> 00:13:44,549
Then it all feels like a lie.
378
00:13:44,582 --> 00:13:46,060
- Is he talking about...
- Not the plaque
379
00:13:46,084 --> 00:13:47,922
and instead his un-erect dick?
380
00:13:47,955 --> 00:13:49,158
Hey, too soon, Lana.
381
00:13:49,191 --> 00:13:51,362
You have to find Ibadan Peters!
382
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:54,334
He's likely at the nearest
port escaping with the plaque.
383
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,274
Get there now and arrest him!
384
00:13:57,307 --> 00:13:59,178
Uh, okay, we don't arrest people
385
00:13:59,211 --> 00:14:01,449
because we're technically
not law enforcement.
386
00:14:01,482 --> 00:14:03,419
Or nontechnically, technically.
387
00:14:03,452 --> 00:14:05,356
Plus, we were hired
to protect the plaque.
388
00:14:05,389 --> 00:14:07,069
It seems like this guy
wants the same thing
389
00:14:07,093 --> 00:14:08,573
but just disagrees
with you on the how.
390
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:10,968
And after this little snafu,
391
00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:14,341
you apprehending Ibadan will
look really good to the museum
392
00:14:14,374 --> 00:14:15,644
and the school board.
393
00:14:15,677 --> 00:14:17,347
Do you understand what I mean?
394
00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:19,586
Well, you're pretty much
just directly saying it,
395
00:14:19,619 --> 00:14:21,355
so yes, if you catch my drift.
396
00:14:21,388 --> 00:14:22,457
- Good.
- Wait!
397
00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:24,228
You should come with
us, since you like
398
00:14:24,261 --> 00:14:25,372
all the danger and excitement.
399
00:14:25,396 --> 00:14:26,633
There might be another fight.
400
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,369
A really sexy fight.
401
00:14:28,402 --> 00:14:30,473
Oh! This is so sad.
402
00:14:30,507 --> 00:14:32,621
And then you and me can just
try this whole thing again
403
00:14:32,645 --> 00:14:34,649
so you can see that it
was all just the curse.
404
00:14:34,682 --> 00:14:37,522
Definitely just
the curse. Not me.
405
00:14:37,555 --> 00:14:40,126
I'm all right.
406
00:14:40,159 --> 00:14:42,097
There's no reason
to be nervous, man.
407
00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:43,275
These assessments are just a way
408
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,636
to help you with your goals.
409
00:14:44,669 --> 00:14:46,272
So what exactly are your goals?
410
00:14:46,305 --> 00:14:48,376
- Oh, um...
- They could be anything.
411
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:49,979
Not just office shit.
412
00:14:50,012 --> 00:14:51,983
Like, I used to really
want to be in the field.
413
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,956
I mean, HR is great, but
when you're out there,
414
00:14:54,989 --> 00:14:56,392
something else takes over.
415
00:14:56,425 --> 00:14:58,296
And when you're
wailing on somebody,
416
00:14:58,329 --> 00:15:01,402
there's nothing quite
like bashing their head in
417
00:15:01,435 --> 00:15:05,210
and seeing parts of their
brain scatter across the floor!
418
00:15:05,243 --> 00:15:08,149
Now that's how you get
inside someone's head!
419
00:15:10,554 --> 00:15:11,999
I feel like I'm not
describing it right.
420
00:15:12,023 --> 00:15:13,660
Hold on. I'll draw
you a picture.
421
00:15:13,693 --> 00:15:16,533
All your data entry
here is up-to-date.
422
00:15:16,566 --> 00:15:19,137
Ah? Get it? Date-ah?
423
00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:22,377
You'll come to know me
as the office jokester.
424
00:15:22,410 --> 00:15:24,448
This is going
really well, huh?
425
00:15:24,481 --> 00:15:25,985
It is, right?
426
00:15:26,018 --> 00:15:28,022
'Cause you can say if
it's not because...
427
00:15:28,055 --> 00:15:30,035
Look, I'm not saying he'll
definitely hurt everyone.
428
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:33,132
I'm just saying that this
agency cutting my budget
429
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:35,003
will only hurt the entire office
430
00:15:35,036 --> 00:15:37,007
in ways you won't
even comprehend
431
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,646
until it's too late.
432
00:15:40,614 --> 00:15:42,284
Aww, don't be afraid.
433
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,720
He will smell that.
434
00:15:43,753 --> 00:15:47,294
Anyway, you're interested
in science division!
435
00:15:47,327 --> 00:15:49,464
So do you just
wanna be a lab rat,
436
00:15:49,497 --> 00:15:52,037
or do you aspire to more things?
437
00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:54,542
Do you do anything other
than answer phones,
438
00:15:54,575 --> 00:15:57,314
not exercise, and only
eat meats and cheeses?
439
00:15:57,347 --> 00:16:00,053
Then you get a D for delicious!
440
00:16:00,086 --> 00:16:02,424
All right. We've been
at it for a while.
441
00:16:02,457 --> 00:16:05,598
I mean, we've gotta
be about done, right?
442
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,002
Why is
this stack so big
443
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,306
and the ones we've
done is so small?
444
00:16:10,339 --> 00:16:13,045
Did we
only do one each?
445
00:16:13,078 --> 00:16:15,718
Technically, mine fainted,
so I'm still at zero.
446
00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:17,722
But it's been two hours?
447
00:16:17,755 --> 00:16:19,191
How is that possible?
448
00:16:19,224 --> 00:16:21,061
Oh, my God!
449
00:16:21,094 --> 00:16:22,598
Does that mean I can go home?
450
00:16:27,106 --> 00:16:28,075
There they are
451
00:16:28,108 --> 00:16:29,077
So are we tying them up
452
00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:30,079
or killing them or...
453
00:16:30,112 --> 00:16:31,215
Jesus, Zara!
454
00:16:31,248 --> 00:16:33,452
Oh, now you have
a moral red line.
455
00:16:33,485 --> 00:16:35,356
Working for a museum
is way different
456
00:16:35,389 --> 00:16:37,127
- than killing kids.
- Which part?
457
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,496
The part where you kill a kid!
458
00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:39,766
We're not killing them.
459
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,603
We might need them
to break the curse
460
00:16:41,636 --> 00:16:43,607
that's been
unceremoniously put on me.
461
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,385
And also, neither of
them are really that bad,
462
00:16:45,409 --> 00:16:47,113
and one's a child.
463
00:16:47,146 --> 00:16:49,017
Sure. Yeah. We've
all got reasons.
464
00:16:50,821 --> 00:16:52,324
Jesus.
465
00:16:52,357 --> 00:16:53,459
Where was this kid trained?
466
00:16:54,762 --> 00:16:56,465
Stop. We're not doing that.
467
00:16:56,498 --> 00:16:58,468
This curse has already
taken too much.
468
00:17:00,774 --> 00:17:02,110
Voles?
469
00:17:02,143 --> 00:17:03,780
Why'd it have to be voles?
470
00:17:03,813 --> 00:17:06,218
Is that something
you run into a lot?
471
00:17:06,251 --> 00:17:07,387
Museum tags and all.
472
00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:08,666
I sent our location to Clarissa,
473
00:17:08,690 --> 00:17:10,259
and the police
should be here soon.
474
00:17:10,292 --> 00:17:13,232
Stop, stop, stop.
You don't understand.
475
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:16,506
The museum will keep the
plaque locked away in storage
476
00:17:16,539 --> 00:17:18,777
rather than return
it to my country.
477
00:17:18,810 --> 00:17:20,514
I'm just doing what is right.
478
00:17:20,547 --> 00:17:22,284
Really? You clearly kidnapped
479
00:17:22,317 --> 00:17:24,522
this poor child and forced
him into a life of crime.
480
00:17:24,555 --> 00:17:26,358
I weren't kidnapped, Miss!
481
00:17:26,391 --> 00:17:28,830
Ibadan adopted me from
a life on the streets
482
00:17:28,863 --> 00:17:30,433
and taught me about
the importance
483
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,437
of a country's culture.
484
00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:34,575
Huh. That's kinda noble.
485
00:17:34,608 --> 00:17:36,245
So we're just skating over
486
00:17:36,278 --> 00:17:38,282
this kid constantly
being in harm's way?
487
00:17:38,315 --> 00:17:39,552
I mean, I can drop it.
488
00:17:39,585 --> 00:17:40,596
I just don't know
where the line is.
489
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,157
Neither do I, Zara!
490
00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:44,662
More importantly, you
need to remove the curse
491
00:17:44,695 --> 00:17:45,831
from any...
492
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:47,434
Body parts it may have impacted.
493
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,804
The curse of the plaque?
494
00:17:48,837 --> 00:17:51,275
It will be broken when
the plaque is returned
495
00:17:51,308 --> 00:17:53,680
to Nigeria, which I want to do.
496
00:17:53,713 --> 00:17:55,158
Great, so we're
letting him go, right?
497
00:17:55,182 --> 00:17:56,786
We're all agreed? And done.
498
00:17:56,819 --> 00:17:58,255
Whoa, hey. Wait a minute.
499
00:17:58,288 --> 00:17:59,559
Lana, this is bigger than you!
500
00:17:59,592 --> 00:18:01,428
And I've gotta say,
I don't love the idea
501
00:18:01,461 --> 00:18:03,299
of this adorable
urchin going to jail.
502
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,838
I mean, yes, the plaque
should be returned to Nigeria.
503
00:18:05,871 --> 00:18:07,675
With the curse! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
504
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,179
- But you did steal it.
- Oh, please.
505
00:18:10,212 --> 00:18:12,585
You know, you Americans,
you like to take your time
506
00:18:12,618 --> 00:18:14,321
sitting on the fence, don't you?
507
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,566
Will you shut up? I'm
trying to help you.
508
00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:17,360
Or you are wasting time
509
00:18:17,393 --> 00:18:19,498
before the cops
come to arrest me.
510
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,301
- Is that what you're doing?
- No!
511
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,738
Hey, there's no time for this.
512
00:18:22,771 --> 00:18:25,343
He's probably the reason our
organs are shriveling away.
513
00:18:25,376 --> 00:18:27,313
- What?
- So we are killing them?
514
00:18:27,346 --> 00:18:28,550
Ugh, I can't believe
515
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:30,587
I actually miss the
office right now.
516
00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,767
All right, team, here we go.
Everybody listen up, okay?
517
00:18:32,791 --> 00:18:33,894
Do not include me in this.
518
00:18:33,927 --> 00:18:35,898
We realized that
it's unfair of us...
519
00:18:35,931 --> 00:18:37,233
I'm not part of this.
520
00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:38,737
To judge and assess all of you.
521
00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:40,574
It doesn't make us good bosses.
522
00:18:40,607 --> 00:18:41,776
Oh, God.
523
00:18:41,809 --> 00:18:44,481
So we all decided
the best judge is...
524
00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:45,617
yourself!
525
00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:47,487
So you'll self-evaluate.
526
00:18:47,521 --> 00:18:49,726
But sign my name at the
bottom to make clear
527
00:18:49,759 --> 00:18:51,730
that you're also
your own HR rep.
528
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:54,367
You're all your own me!
529
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,606
And you're all getting raises.
530
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,712
What the hell, Pam?
531
00:18:59,745 --> 00:19:03,185
Lana just gave everyone raises.
We can't afford to do it again.
532
00:19:03,218 --> 00:19:05,356
Oh, well, it's
probably someone's job
533
00:19:05,389 --> 00:19:07,227
to let everyone know
that bummer news, right?
534
00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:09,732
Yes, it's the head of HR's job.
535
00:19:09,765 --> 00:19:12,505
Oh, look!
It's Beauregard.
536
00:19:12,538 --> 00:19:14,241
Hey, buddy. You have
something to say?
537
00:19:14,274 --> 00:19:16,211
Cyril's
got a tiny squid's dick.
538
00:19:17,681 --> 00:19:19,217
Beauregard!
539
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,556
Sorry. He's going
through some stuff.
540
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,770
And that's for the curse!
541
00:19:28,803 --> 00:19:31,776
This is meant to
be a fake fight.
542
00:19:31,809 --> 00:19:33,245
Yeah, but it has to look real.
543
00:19:33,278 --> 00:19:34,782
I'm cursed, not anemic.
544
00:19:34,815 --> 00:19:37,755
Oh, that was better!
545
00:19:37,788 --> 00:19:39,525
Wait, wait, wait, that
is a lot of police.
546
00:19:39,558 --> 00:19:41,361
What if they shoot?
It'll ruin the plan.
547
00:19:41,394 --> 00:19:42,674
Oh, the UK police don't carry...
548
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,403
What the hell?
549
00:19:45,436 --> 00:19:47,407
Well, 90% of UK police
550
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,286
don't carry guns, and it looks
like there's ten of them,
551
00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:51,583
so numbers-wise, one
would have a gun.
552
00:19:51,616 --> 00:19:53,553
Oops! Uh, sorry.
553
00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:54,956
I was aiming for the bad guy.
554
00:19:54,989 --> 00:19:56,693
Sure.
555
00:19:56,726 --> 00:19:57,828
Not the time!
556
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,936
That was you trying
to knock me out?
557
00:20:01,969 --> 00:20:04,575
Come on, there's only so much
performance I can give here.
558
00:20:04,608 --> 00:20:06,946
I was not trying
to knock you out.
559
00:20:06,979 --> 00:20:09,685
I just needed you in position.
560
00:20:09,718 --> 00:20:10,921
Ow!
561
00:20:10,954 --> 00:20:12,691
Ha! He got me again.
562
00:20:12,724 --> 00:20:14,427
That kid
is a damn genius.
563
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,939
Oh, you can laugh and cough
up blood at the same time.
564
00:20:19,972 --> 00:20:20,941
Ow!
565
00:20:20,974 --> 00:20:22,578
I knew it.
566
00:20:27,386 --> 00:20:28,824
Wait! I have the plaque.
567
00:20:28,857 --> 00:20:30,694
And he'll pay for stealing it!
568
00:20:30,727 --> 00:20:32,330
Arrest him!
569
00:20:36,706 --> 00:20:38,486
Wait, you're not supposed
to be the one driving.
570
00:20:38,510 --> 00:20:40,446
You're a kid!
571
00:20:42,918 --> 00:20:44,488
Hit the gas, Half-Pint!
572
00:20:46,659 --> 00:20:49,364
No, no, no! Did he escape?
573
00:20:49,397 --> 00:20:51,001
You should go after him!
574
00:20:51,034 --> 00:20:52,605
Looks like he's
gone through, innit?
575
00:20:52,638 --> 00:20:53,974
Eh, get him next time.
576
00:20:54,007 --> 00:20:55,878
Fish and chips and all that.
577
00:20:55,911 --> 00:20:57,748
I believe our job was
to keep the plaque safe,
578
00:20:57,781 --> 00:20:58,884
and now it is.
579
00:20:58,917 --> 00:21:00,319
My team and I can
go after Ibadan
580
00:21:00,352 --> 00:21:01,498
if that's what the museum wants.
581
00:21:01,522 --> 00:21:03,894
No, no, you did
your job. Thank you.
582
00:21:03,927 --> 00:21:06,733
I suppose this adventure got
me a little carried away.
583
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,870
There are perhaps
certain parts of this
584
00:21:08,903 --> 00:21:10,908
that could stay between us.
585
00:21:10,941 --> 00:21:13,312
Like you trying to turn
this into a capture mission
586
00:21:13,345 --> 00:21:14,849
or like you trying to bang a guy
587
00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:16,619
who side-piped an artifact?
588
00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:17,621
Right.
589
00:21:17,654 --> 00:21:19,391
Completely unrelated,
590
00:21:19,424 --> 00:21:21,461
I do look forward
to welcoming AJ
591
00:21:21,494 --> 00:21:22,932
to Abernathy in the autumn.
592
00:21:22,965 --> 00:21:24,502
Seems like a fair trade-off.
593
00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:27,040
There are very few
things America does well,
594
00:21:27,073 --> 00:21:31,081
but the Abernathy
school is one of them.
595
00:21:31,114 --> 00:21:33,753
Huh. She is patronizing.
596
00:21:35,857 --> 00:21:38,028
Good thing Ibadan had
another reproduction.
597
00:21:38,061 --> 00:21:40,934
That one gets locked away,
and the real one goes home.
598
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,905
You made the right call.
The curse is broken
599
00:21:42,938 --> 00:21:45,343
thanks to two
strong female agents
600
00:21:45,376 --> 00:21:46,813
working together to overcome
601
00:21:46,846 --> 00:21:49,050
one agent's willful
moral blindness.
602
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,520
Wait a second.
603
00:21:50,553 --> 00:21:51,956
No, thank you.
604
00:21:51,989 --> 00:21:53,067
You know, thinking about it,
605
00:21:53,091 --> 00:21:54,929
that guy probably
made up the curse
606
00:21:54,962 --> 00:21:57,668
so he could get to the plaque,
which means I was right,
607
00:21:57,701 --> 00:21:59,371
which means curses aren't real!
608
00:21:59,404 --> 00:22:00,908
Ha!
609
00:22:00,941 --> 00:22:04,949
Which means you're impotent.
610
00:22:04,982 --> 00:22:07,688
Never mind.
611
00:22:26,692 --> 00:22:29,531
Made in Georgia.
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