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HEY, JIM...
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JIM!
SHH!
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THE GAME HASN'T
EVEN STARTED YET!
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WE HAVE TO ESTABLISH
A POLICY.
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LAST TIME,
YOU DISTRACTED ME
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WITH STUFF
THAT HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH THE GAME.
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I WAS CHOKING
ON A CHICKEN BONE.
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AT THE TOP
OF YOUR LUNGS!
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WAIT A SECOND.
WAIT A SECOND.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WELL, LAST TIME
THE BEARS WON,
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THE BOWLS WERE
JUST LIKE THIS.
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YOU MEAN HALF-EMPTY
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WITH YOUR BIG
SAUSAGE FINGERS IN THEM?
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[LAUGHS]
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[CHUCKLES]
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THAT'S GREAT, DANA.
PIECE OF CHICKEN?
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OH, THAT IS NOT FUNNY.
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I ALMOST DIED, YOU KNOW--
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[PRETEND CHOKING]
YOU WERE COUGHING
LIKE A CHICKEN.
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KICKOFF!
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OKAY, YOU GUYS,
I'M TAKING RUBY TO BALLET.
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REMEMBER, SHE HAS THAT RECITAL
COMING UP.
YEAH.
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KYLE'S ASLEEP.
GRACIE'S UPSTAIRS
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PLAYING WITH HER FRIENDS
EMMA AND MADISON.
OKAY.
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DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL BE FINE.
I DON'T THINK
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YOU'LL EVEN HEAR A PEEP
OUT OF THEM.
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OKAY.
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AND WE'LL BE BACK
IN ABOUT AN HOUR.
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BYE-BYE, GUYS.
BYE-BYE.
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ALL RIGHT!
YEAH!
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[GIRLS
SHRIEKING UPSTAIRS]
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FIRST DOWN.
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NOW YOU CAN...
[GIRLS SHRIEKING]
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[WOOF]
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CHERYL!
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CAN YOU DO SOMETHING
WITH THE KIDS?
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HAH!
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OH, BABY.
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[SHOUTING
REPETITIVELY]
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OH, NO!
OH, NO!
OH, NO!
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DID YOU SEE THAT?
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[SHOUTING AND POUNDING
ON PIANO CONTINUING]
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ALL RIGHT,
I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!
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THIS IS WHY I'M NOT MARRIED!
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YEAH, RIGHT. THIS IS
WHY YOU'RE NOT MARRIED.
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IT'S DRIVING ME
NUTS, TOO.
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YOU WANNA GO
TO A SPORTS BAR?
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YEAH.
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WAIT. JIM,
YOU CAN'T GO.
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WHY NOT?
THEY'RE YOUR KIDS!
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NOT ALL OF THEM.
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THEY'RE YOUR
RESPONSIBILITY.
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YEAH, RESPONSIBILITY--
THERE'S A RACKET.
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GOODBYE, JIM!
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HEY, HEY, MADISON, MADISON,
MADISON, MADISON,
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STOP JUMPING UP AND DOWN
LIKE THAT.
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GRACIE, GRACIE, GRACIE,
STOP BARKING LIKE A DOG
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AND LEAVE GARY SINISE ALONE,
PLEASE!
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AND YOU--
WHAT'S YOUR NAME, HONEY?
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
EMMA.
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EMMA, STOP BANGING ON
THAT THING, PLEASE.
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I'M TRYING TO WATCH--
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...FAKES THE DRAW
TO THOMAS.
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LOOKING UPFIELD,
HE'S GOT A MAN...
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GO, GO, GO--
HE'S WIDE OPEN!
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...LETS IT FLY...
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CATCH IT!
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...AND IT IS INTERCEPTED
ATMIDFIELD.
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NO!
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I THINK THIS IS HARPER...
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STOP HIM!
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STOP HIM NOW!
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NO!
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...HE'S GOT CLEAR SAILING,
FOLKS.
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THEY'RE NOT GONNA CATCH HIM
TODAY.
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TOUCHDOWN--OH, BABY!
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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HELLO?
OH, HI, DOROTHY.
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HEY, DID MADISON HAVE FUN HERE
YESTERDAY?
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SHE DID?
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WELL, COME ON.
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HOW BAD A WORD CAN IT BE?
I MEAN, SHE'S ONLY--OH.
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WOW. THAT IS BAD.
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UM, GEE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
COULD HAVE HAPPENED.
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I WAS HERE WITH THEM
FOR MOST OF THE TIME,
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AND THEN I LEFT THEM WITH...
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DOROTHY, CAN I GET
BACK TO YOU ON THAT?
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YEAH, I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY.
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HEY, LISTEN, DO YOU WANT TO HAVE
LUNCH SOMETIME, BECAUSE--
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[DIAL TONE]
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WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
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THAT WAS MADISON'S MOTHER.
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APPARENTLY MADISON'S
BEEN SAYING A NEW WORD
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SINCE SHE WAS HERE YESTERDAY.
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WHAT WORD?
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WELL, APPARENTLY,
SHE SAID...
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[GRINDING]
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THAT'S TWO WORDS.
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YEAH. LET'S SEE...
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I LEFT THEM WITH JIM,
YOU GUYS LEFT,
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AND THE BEARS WERE ON.
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HMM. I WONDER WHAT
COULD HAVE HAPPENED.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
YOU MARRY A ST. BERNARD,
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YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN
ABOUT THE SLOBBER.
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WELL, HELLO,
MY SUGARPLUMS.
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DADDY!
DADDY!
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OH, MY GOSH. DID YOU GIRLS
GET MORE BEAUTIFUL
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SINCE I LEFT THIS MORNING?
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YES.
YES.
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DID YOU BRING US
SOMETHING FROM WORK?
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YES, I DID.
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FOR YOU,
I HAVE A PAD OF PAPER.
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AND FOR YOU, A COFFEE MUG
THAT SAYS "ANDY."
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YOU MEAN IT TALKS?
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YES, IT DOES.
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AND SO DOES THE PAD OF PAPER.
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SO WHY DON'T YOU GIRLS
GO UPSTAIRS
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AND, UH...LISTEN TO THEM?
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BUT YOU'VE GOTTA
GIVE THEM A MINUTE
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BECAUSE THEY'RE SHY.
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YAY!
YAY!
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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YELLO?
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OH, HI, DOROTHY.
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THAT'S MY NEW GREETING--
YOU LIKE IT?
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"YELLO!"
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OH.
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WELL, SOME PEOPLE
LIKE IT A LOT.
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UH, REALLY?
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OH, UH...YEAH--
NO, YOU'RE WELCOME.
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YEAH. NO PROBLEM.
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I'LL TELL HER.
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HEY, HONEY.
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HEY, UH, THAT WAS
MADISON'S MOTHER.
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SHE JUST CALLED TO THANK ME
FOR APOLOGIZING.
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WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
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ABOUT SWEARING
IN FRONT OF MADISON.
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HONEY, YOU REALLY
HAVE TO WATCH
YOUR LANGUAGE
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IN FRONT
OF THE KIDS.
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SO YOU APOLOGIZED
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FOR SOMETHING I SUPPOSEDLY
SAID IN FRONT OF MADISON?
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YEAH. AND I BROUGHT HER
A PLATE OF COOKIES.
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COOKIES?!
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WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL HER
THAT I WAS AN IDIOT?
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I DID--WHEN I GAVE HER
THE COOKIES.
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COOKIES?!
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OKAY, CHERYL.
ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT WORD WAS IT THAT
I SUPPOSEDLY SAID?
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YOU SAID...
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[GRINDING]
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THAT'S TWO WORDS.
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CHERYL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST
WENT AND APOLOGIZED.
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YOU DIDN'T EVEN THINK
TO ASK ME.
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AND THEN TO DO IT
WITH COOKIES?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT REALLY HURTS,
CHERYL.
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WHAT KIND WERE THEY?
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DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHIP.
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DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHIP?
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THOSE COOKIES SHOULD'VE
NEVER LEFT THIS HOUSE!
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CHERYL...
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HOW CAN YOU JUST
AUTOMATICALLY
BELIEVE HER?
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WELL, HONEY, YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES YOU SAY THINGS
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AROUND THE HOUSE
OR WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING
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OR, YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU MISS A BELT LOOP.
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OH, SON OF A--
SEE?
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HONEY...
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LOOK, MADISON COULD HAVE PICKED
THAT WORD UP FROM ANYBODY.
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EVERYBODY SWEARS.
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IT'S LIKE PEEING
IN THE SHOWER.
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WHAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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COME ON. WHY DIDN'T
EMMA'S MOTHER CALL?
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WHY ISN'T GRACIE RUNNING AROUND
THE HOUSE USING THOSE WORDS?
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DID YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE
MADISON PICKED IT UP
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FROM HER OWN FATHER?
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I MEAN, HE'S A TRUCK DRIVER,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
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BYRON KIM
IS NOT A TRUCK DRIVER.
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HE'S A VIOLINIST.
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VIOLINIST!
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PLEASE--THEY'RE THE WORST.
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JIM!
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CHERYL, COME ON.
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YOU ALWAYS TAKE
THE OTHER PERSON'S SIDE.
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YOU ALWAYS PRESUME THAT
I'M THE ONE THAT SCREWED UP.
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AND WHEN YOU PRESUME,
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YOU MAKE AN ASS
OUT OF YOU AND ME!
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THAT'S NOT THE SAYING.
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IT'S A SAYING?
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CHERYL...
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Y-Y-Y-YOU ALWAYS TAKE
OTHER PEOPLE'S SIDE.
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YOU DO.
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YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT
HOW WE'RE A TEAM...
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HOW WE SHOULD STAND UP
FOR EACH OTHER...
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AND YOU DON'T
DO THAT FOR ME.
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HEY, HONEY,
WHERE YOU GOING?
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DINNER'S
ALMOST READY.
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CHERYL...
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I MIGHT NOT MAKE IT
DOWN FOR DINNER.
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BUT IN CASE I DO,
I WANT CHICKEN PARMESAN.
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WE'RE HAVING SALMON.
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AND MASHED POTATOES?
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RICE.
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I SEE.
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WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
SEND THE PIZZA BOY
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UP TO THE BEDROOM?
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AND MAKE SURE HE KNOCKS
THIS TIME.
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AUNT DANA, CAN I HAVE
A TASTE OF YOUR COFFEE?
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YEAH, SURE, HONEY.
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DANA, SHE SHOULDN'T
HAVE THAT.
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WHAT? THERE'S NO SUGAR IN IT.
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ICK.
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HEY, JIM. COFFEE?
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THANK YOU.
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NO, THANK YOU.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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OH...I'M OKAY.
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YEAH, I CAME UP
TO TALK LAST NIGHT,
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BUT YOU WERE
ALREADY ASLEEP.
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DID I FINISH THE PIZZA?
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EVERY LAST PIECE.
GOOD.
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'CAUSE I WAS MAKING
A STATEMENT.
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MMM.
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WHAT KIND OF STATEMENT?
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IF I COULD HAVE FOUND
THE WORDS,
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I WOULDN'T HAVE EATEN
THE PIZZA.
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YOU KNOW, JIM,
I WAS THINKING ABOUT
WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT
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ABOUT US BEING PARTNERS
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AND THAT
YOU NEEDED MY SUPPORT.
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YOU WERE RIGHT.
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YEAH?
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YEAH.
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OH, HONEY,
I'M SORRY.
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THAT'S ALL RIGHT, BABY.
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ALL RIGHT, COME ON, GIRLS,
LET'S GO WATCH TV.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
STAY HERE.
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I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT
FOR THE GIRLS TO SEE
239
00:09:16,167 --> 00:09:18,200
WHEN A WOMAN IS WRONG
AND THE MAN IS RIGHT.
240
00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:20,667
[LAUGHS]
241
00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:24,033
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU EITHER.
242
00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:26,200
YOU'RE DRINKING MY SPIT.
243
00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,434
MMM.
244
00:09:38,601 --> 00:09:40,367
NOW, SEE,
I THINK THIS IS A TIME
245
00:09:40,434 --> 00:09:43,901
WHEN A LESSER MAN MIGHT SWEAR,
246
00:09:43,968 --> 00:09:47,634
BUT NOT ME, SEE,
BECAUSE THE CHILDREN ARE HERE.
247
00:09:47,701 --> 00:09:49,901
AND WHEN THE CHILDREN ARE HERE,
I DON'T DO THAT KIND OF THING,
248
00:09:49,968 --> 00:09:51,534
'CAUSE I WOULDN'T WANT THEM
TO PICK IT UP.
249
00:09:51,601 --> 00:09:54,434
CHERYL, I AM GLAD YOU ARE HERE
TO WITNESS IT.
250
00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:05,601
AND, DANA,
NOW I DON'T FEEL SO BAD
251
00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:08,467
ABOUT PUTTING MY EARWAX
ON YOUR CINNAMON BUN.
252
00:10:11,767 --> 00:10:13,667
YOU'RE BLUFFING.
253
00:10:13,734 --> 00:10:15,334
AM I? [CHUCKLES]
254
00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:20,200
COME ON, RUBY.
LET'S GO GET YOUR STUFF
READY FOR SCHOOL.
255
00:10:20,267 --> 00:10:23,267
OH, BOY,
THIS IS A GOOD DAY.
256
00:10:23,334 --> 00:10:24,767
[CLATTERING]
257
00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:26,534
OH...
[DOG BARKS]
258
00:10:31,834 --> 00:10:33,534
WHERE DID YOU LEARN
THAT WORD, HONEY?
259
00:10:33,601 --> 00:10:34,868
DADDY.
260
00:10:39,067 --> 00:10:40,934
WELL, AT LEAST
SHE USED IT RIGHT.
261
00:10:46,801 --> 00:10:47,901
Dana: CHERYL!
262
00:10:47,968 --> 00:10:50,634
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
263
00:10:50,701 --> 00:10:52,033
ARE YOU GONNA BELIEVE
A 3-YEAR-OLD?
264
00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:53,767
I'M 4.
265
00:10:55,133 --> 00:10:56,968
REALLY?
WHEN DID YOU TURN 4?
266
00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:58,133
ON MY BIRTHDAY.
267
00:10:59,934 --> 00:11:02,267
THAT CHECKS OUT.
268
00:11:02,334 --> 00:11:03,801
LISTEN, COME ON.
269
00:11:03,868 --> 00:11:06,133
SHE DIDN'T PICK
THAT WORD UP FROM ME.
270
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,567
YES, I DID, DADDY.
271
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:09,601
YOU SAID IT WHEN YOU WERE
WATCHING FOOTBALL.
272
00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:12,100
OHH, MAN.
273
00:11:12,167 --> 00:11:13,868
DANA...
MM-HMM?
274
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:16,167
PLEASE, PLEASE
DON'T TELL CHERYL.
275
00:11:16,234 --> 00:11:18,234
OH, WHY NOT, JIM?
276
00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,567
I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT
FOR THE GIRLS
TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE
277
00:11:20,634 --> 00:11:24,467
WHEN THE WOMAN IS RIGHT
AND THE MAN IS WRONG.
278
00:11:24,534 --> 00:11:27,667
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S GOOD FOR ME, TOO.
279
00:11:29,033 --> 00:11:31,000
ALL RIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
280
00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:33,767
HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ME THE $500
YOU STILL OWE ME?
281
00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:36,534
YOU WANTED THAT BACK?
282
00:11:36,601 --> 00:11:37,601
YOU WRITE ME A CHECK
RIGHT NOW
283
00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:39,467
OR I'M GONNA GO
IN THERE AND SPILL.
284
00:11:39,534 --> 00:11:41,133
DANA,
I CAN'T DO THAT.
285
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,300
CHERYL'S GOT
THE CHECKBOOK.
286
00:11:42,367 --> 00:11:43,567
HER PURSE IS
RIGHT OVER THERE.
287
00:11:43,634 --> 00:11:46,100
DANA, I AM NOT GONNA
GO INTO HER PURSE.
288
00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:49,033
WE HAVE A LITTLE
THING IN THIS FAMILY
CALLED "TRUST."
289
00:11:52,234 --> 00:11:53,300
WATCH THE DOOR.
290
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,934
HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN MY PURSE?
291
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:04,868
I WAS, UH, LOOKING
FOR THE, UH...
292
00:12:04,934 --> 00:12:07,234
APRICOT LIP REMEDY.
293
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:17,934
MMM! APRICOTY!
294
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,200
ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, SWEETIE.
295
00:12:19,267 --> 00:12:20,601
WE'RE GONNA TAKE
RUBY TO SCHOOL.
296
00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:22,167
NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
297
00:12:22,234 --> 00:12:24,501
I'M GONNA TAKE HER
TO THE WORK SITE WITH ME TODAY.
298
00:12:24,567 --> 00:12:25,667
WHY?
299
00:12:25,734 --> 00:12:27,901
BECAUSE I THINK IT'S
ABOUT TIME SHE LEARNED
300
00:12:27,968 --> 00:12:29,300
WHAT I DID FOR A LIVING.
301
00:12:29,367 --> 00:12:33,033
SHE CAN'T GO ON BELIEVING
THAT I'M REALLY AN ASTRONAUT.
302
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,167
OKAY, LET'S GO.
303
00:12:35,234 --> 00:12:37,434
I HAVE TO GO PEE.
304
00:12:37,501 --> 00:12:38,968
THERE'S A BUCKET
IN THE TRUCK, HONEY.
305
00:12:39,033 --> 00:12:41,200
YAY!
306
00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:52,100
HEY, JIM, HAVE YOU SEEN
MY "ANDY" COFFEE MUG?
307
00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:54,033
UH, YEAH,
I GAVE IT TO RUBY.
308
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:57,234
MY COLLEGE PROFESSOR GAVE THAT
TO ME WHEN I GRADUATED.
309
00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:58,634
HIS NAME WAS ANDY, TOO.
310
00:12:58,701 --> 00:13:02,434
OH, HOW SWEET. I'LL
BE SURE AND TELL RUBY.
311
00:13:02,501 --> 00:13:04,601
HEY, PUMPKIN NOSE.
312
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:07,467
HEY...
[DRILLING]
313
00:13:10,367 --> 00:13:11,334
DID SHE JUST SAY...
314
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,100
YEAH. GRACIE...
315
00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:17,234
NOW, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
IN THE TRUCK.
316
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:20,067
I TOLD YOU
THAT IS A VERY BAD WORD
317
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,934
AND WE ARE NEVER
TO SAY THAT.
318
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,434
EVEN DAD CAN'T
SAY THAT,
319
00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:26,100
EVEN IF THE BEARS
ARE LOSING, OKAY?
320
00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:27,434
CAN I HAVE A DOUGHNUT?
321
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:33,067
YES, HONEY, YOU CAN.
GO AHEAD.
322
00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:35,734
OHH, ANDY, SHE'S GONNA
ALWAYS SAY THAT WORD.
323
00:13:35,801 --> 00:13:37,133
NO, SHE WON'T.
324
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:40,701
YES. SHE'S MY DAUGHTER.
IT'S IN THE BLOOD.
325
00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:42,100
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
326
00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:45,501
YOU KNOW, ONE TIME WHEN MY DAD
CAUGHT ME SMOKING,
327
00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:46,834
HE PULLED OUT A PACK
OF CIGARETTES--
328
00:13:46,901 --> 00:13:49,000
MADE ME SMOKE THEM ALL
RIGHT THERE.
329
00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:51,200
I'VE NEVER TOUCHED
A CIGARETTE SINCE,
330
00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:55,033
AND I'M A LOT
BETTER OFF FOR IT.
331
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,534
GRACIE, COME ON IN!
332
00:13:56,601 --> 00:13:57,601
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
333
00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:58,868
I'M GONNA DO
WITH GRACIE
334
00:13:58,934 --> 00:14:00,033
WHAT YOUR DAD
DID WITH YOU.
335
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:03,000
OKAY. I GOT A PACK OF
CIGARETTES IN THE DRAWER.
336
00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:05,000
WITH SWEARING.
337
00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:06,167
RIGHT, RIGHT.
338
00:14:06,234 --> 00:14:09,033
I GOT A DOUGHNUT
WITH SPRINKLES ON IT.
339
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:12,968
OH, GRACIE, I WAS KINDA
SAVING THAT FOR MYSELF.
340
00:14:18,534 --> 00:14:20,601
HERE.
341
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:21,868
[CHUCKLES]
342
00:14:21,934 --> 00:14:25,100
OH, PRINCESS, YOU'VE
GOT A LOT TO LEARN.
343
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,734
COME HERE, GRACIE.
YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME?
344
00:14:29,801 --> 00:14:30,734
YEAH.
345
00:14:30,801 --> 00:14:32,200
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S PLAY A GAME.
346
00:14:32,267 --> 00:14:34,467
REMEMBER THAT WORD
I TOLD YOU
YOU COULDN'T SAY?
347
00:14:34,534 --> 00:14:37,434
UH-HUH.
WELL, YOU CAN SAY IT
A WHOLE BUNCH--
348
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,200
AS MUCH AS YOU WANT.
349
00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:41,000
YAY!
350
00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:42,567
OKAY,
BUT YOU CAN'T STOP
351
00:14:42,634 --> 00:14:44,567
UNTIL I TELL YOU
TO STOP.
352
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,267
OKAY.
OKAY.
353
00:14:46,334 --> 00:14:48,067
READY...
354
00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:50,167
SET...GO.
355
00:14:50,234 --> 00:14:55,334
[DRILLING AND HAMMERING]
356
00:15:15,501 --> 00:15:17,901
LOOK AT GRACIE, HUH?
SHE'S BEEN AN ANGEL.
357
00:15:17,968 --> 00:15:20,033
SHE HASN'T SAID
THAT WORD IN FIVE DAYS.
358
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,601
WE DID IT, JIM.
359
00:15:25,434 --> 00:15:28,000
WILL YOU STOP THAT?
360
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:30,767
I JUST LOVE THIS PIECE.
IS THIS DEBUSSY?
361
00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:31,934
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO CHECK
362
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,734
THE BIG BOOK OF CRAP
I DON'T CARE ABOUT.
363
00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:39,334
Shh! My son's dancing.
364
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:44,367
Oh, that's right.
Your son is dancing.
365
00:15:46,968 --> 00:15:49,434
VERY NICE, ROLAND.
366
00:15:49,501 --> 00:15:53,100
YOU HEAR THAT?
ROLAND.
367
00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:55,000
RUBY?
368
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:57,334
YAY, RUBY!
369
00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:01,100
RUBY IS GOING TO SHOW US
HOW TO DO A PIROUETTE.
370
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:03,334
PIROUETTE--
THAT'S A COOKIE.
371
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,367
Shut up!
372
00:16:05,434 --> 00:16:06,868
GO, BABY, GO.
373
00:16:10,968 --> 00:16:13,901
OH...
[SOUR NOTES ON PIANO]
374
00:16:18,434 --> 00:16:20,634
YOU KNOW, ROLAND SAID THAT WORD
YESTERDAY.
375
00:16:20,701 --> 00:16:23,067
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WOULD
COME FROM A GUY LIKE YOU.
376
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:24,234
YEAH,
NICE GOING.
377
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,267
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
378
00:16:25,334 --> 00:16:27,801
DON'T TALK TO MY
HUSBAND THAT WAY.
379
00:16:27,868 --> 00:16:29,501
CHERYL, CHERYL,
PLEASE, IT'S OKAY.
380
00:16:29,567 --> 00:16:31,901
NO, JIM. EVERYBODY'S
STARING AT YOU.
381
00:16:31,968 --> 00:16:35,968
CHERYL, I'M AN ATTRACTIVE MAN.
NOW, CALM DOWN.
382
00:16:36,033 --> 00:16:40,400
NO. WE'RE A TEAM,
AND I WANT TO SAY
SOMETHING.
383
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,534
I SEE THE WAY YOU'RE
LOOKING AT HIM,
384
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:44,467
LIKE HE SWEARS IN
FRONT OF HIS KIDS.
385
00:16:44,534 --> 00:16:46,033
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU,
386
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:48,167
NOBODY SETS
A BETTER EXAMPLE
FOR HIS CHILDREN
387
00:16:48,234 --> 00:16:49,334
THAN MY HUSBAND.
388
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:53,634
HE IS A COMPASSIONATE,
CARING, HONEST MAN.
389
00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:55,767
THAT'S ME.
390
00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:59,501
AND I WILL NOT SIT HERE
QUIETLY WHILE YOU JUDGE HIM.
391
00:16:59,567 --> 00:17:02,400
SO, YOU KNOW,
IF YOU'RE LOOKING
TO POINT A FINGER,
392
00:17:02,467 --> 00:17:04,701
INSTEAD OF POINTING IT
LIKE THIS,
393
00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:08,067
WHY DON'T YOU TRY
POINTING IT LIKE THIS?
394
00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:11,067
EXCEPT I'M YOU
RIGHT NOW.
395
00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:13,367
AND IT DOESN'T FEEL
VERY GOOD, DOES IT?
396
00:17:13,434 --> 00:17:15,801
DID YOU EVEN STOP
TO THINK
397
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,567
THAT MAYBE MY DAUGHTER
LEARNED THAT WORD
398
00:17:18,634 --> 00:17:20,000
FROM ONE OF YOUR
CHILDREN,
399
00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:25,000
WHO PROBABLY HEARD IT
FROM YOU OR YOU OR YOU?
400
00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:30,234
I HEARD IT FROM GRACIE.
401
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,634
I HEARD IT FROM DADDY.
402
00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:36,968
ISN'T MY WIFE HOT?
403
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,801
[SIGHS] ALL RIGHT, GIRLS.
GO UPSTAIRS.
404
00:17:45,868 --> 00:17:47,400
I WANT TO TALK LOUD
TO YOUR FATHER.
405
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,734
NO, NO, NO, GIRLS,
STAY RIGHT THERE.
406
00:17:53,234 --> 00:17:54,567
CHERYL, THEY'RE GONNA
BE GONE ONE DAY,
407
00:17:54,634 --> 00:17:57,901
AND WE'RE GONNA WISH
WE HAD THIS TIME BACK.
408
00:17:57,968 --> 00:18:00,100
THEY'RE NOT GONNA
PROTECT YOU, JIM.
409
00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:01,667
GIRLS...
410
00:18:02,734 --> 00:18:04,033
COME HERE, SLEEPY BABY.
411
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:05,734
AT LEAST LET ME HAVE
THE BOY.
412
00:18:05,801 --> 00:18:07,234
GO AHEAD.
413
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:10,467
I CAN TAKE YOU OUT
AND STILL CATCH KYLE
BEFORE HE HITS THE FLOOR.
414
00:18:11,634 --> 00:18:13,968
YOU KNOW, I'M WILLING
TO TAKE THAT CHANCE,
415
00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:18,133
BUT IT'S OUR ONLY BOY.
416
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,367
ALL RIGHT, JIM.
417
00:18:19,434 --> 00:18:20,400
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
418
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,067
CHERYL, BEFORE YOU
START YELLING,
419
00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:24,100
I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS,
OKAY?
420
00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:29,434
NOW, LOOK, I KNOW YOU WERE
REALLY EMBARRASSED BACK THERE.
421
00:18:29,501 --> 00:18:34,534
AND...IN A WAY,
I BLAME MYSELF.
422
00:18:34,601 --> 00:18:37,667
BUT, YOU KNOW, THE FUNNY THING
IS THAT AS BAD AS YOU FELT
423
00:18:37,734 --> 00:18:40,167
IS AS GOOD AS I FELT.
424
00:18:40,234 --> 00:18:43,000
CHERYL, LISTEN TO ME.
HEAR ME OUT.
425
00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:46,801
I THINK I KNOW
WHERE I'M GOING NOW.
426
00:18:46,868 --> 00:18:48,667
I JUST--
YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY?
427
00:18:48,734 --> 00:18:51,734
I'VE SCREWED UP
IN MY LIFE,
428
00:18:51,801 --> 00:18:57,334
GOTTEN IN A LOT OF TROUBLE,
SAID THINGS, DONE THINGS,
429
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,968
WORN THINGS...
430
00:19:01,033 --> 00:19:04,267
AND-AND NOBODY...
431
00:19:04,334 --> 00:19:08,300
NOBODY'S EVER STOOD UP
FOR ME LIKE THAT.
432
00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:12,667
I MEAN,
NOT MY MOM, MY DAD--
433
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,801
NOBODY.
434
00:19:14,868 --> 00:19:17,601
DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT
MAKES ME FEEL?
435
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:20,767
IT MAKES ME FEEL
THAT I'M NOT ALONE.
436
00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:27,534
IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
I'M A GUY WORTH DEFENDING.
437
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:33,400
AND I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW THAT I JUST
ADORE YOU, HONEY.
438
00:19:33,467 --> 00:19:37,968
I JUST THINK YOU'RE, LIKE,
THE COOLEST CHICK EVER.
439
00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:40,601
I THINK YOU'RE
PRETTY COOL, TOO.
440
00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:44,334
YEAH?
441
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,567
I'M FEELING VERY CLOSE
TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
442
00:19:46,634 --> 00:19:48,334
ARE YOU? YEAH?
443
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,567
I'M THINKING MAYBE
WE CAN GET INTO SOME...
444
00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:53,901
VERY HOT, STEAMY LASAGNA!
445
00:19:53,968 --> 00:19:56,834
OH, JIM,
YOU ARE SUCH A...
446
00:19:56,901 --> 00:19:58,334
[WOOF WOOF]
447
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,434
[GASPS]
448
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,367
MOMMY!
449
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:05,901
HEY, GRACIE,
YOU WANNA HEAR A NEW WORD?!
450
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,100
WE'RE EVEN.
451
00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:21,200
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
452
00:20:24,901 --> 00:20:27,400
Shh! Shh! Come in!
453
00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:32,501
Hey.
Hey.
454
00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:34,334
How much
do I owe you?
455
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,868
$13.75.
456
00:20:38,734 --> 00:20:41,801
Okay. Here's $14.
Keep the change.
457
00:20:41,868 --> 00:20:43,133
Thanks.
458
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:47,067
Hey, that's not seven
different kinds of meat.
459
00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:48,501
Yes, it is.
460
00:20:48,567 --> 00:20:49,501
Baloney!
It's bacon...
461
00:20:49,567 --> 00:20:51,000
Bratwurst.
bratwurst...
462
00:20:51,067 --> 00:20:53,067
Canadian bacon,
bacon bits...
463
00:20:53,133 --> 00:20:55,100
pepperoni--
that's four.
464
00:20:55,167 --> 00:20:57,434
Steak--
465
00:20:57,501 --> 00:20:59,934
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHO ARE YOU?
466
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,334
OH, CHERYL, THIS IS RONNIE.
RONNIE, THIS IS CHERYL.
467
00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:08,534
OKAY.
YOU CAN LET YOURSELF OUT.
468
00:21:11,434 --> 00:21:12,701
HE'S GOT A KEY.
469
00:21:21,801 --> 00:21:23,100
UGH.
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