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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,968 --> 00:00:10,667 [ SIREN WHOOPS ] 2 00:00:20,801 --> 00:00:22,734 [ GROANS ] 3 00:00:26,267 --> 00:00:27,567 HELLO. 4 00:00:27,634 --> 00:00:28,801 GOOD AFTERNOON, OFFICER. 5 00:00:28,868 --> 00:00:31,601 THAT IS A FINE BIKE YOU GOT THERE. INDIAN? 6 00:00:31,667 --> 00:00:34,267 FULL DRESS D-TWIN 5-SPEED POLICE PURSUIT MODEL, 7 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:35,901 OTHERWISE KNOWN AS MY OFFICE. 8 00:00:35,968 --> 00:00:37,300 HA HA HA. 9 00:00:37,367 --> 00:00:38,400 YOU KNOW YOU ROLLED THROUGH THAT STOP SIGN BACK THERE? 10 00:00:38,467 --> 00:00:41,901 OKAY, WELL, I'LL STOP TWICE AT THE NEXT ONE. 11 00:00:41,968 --> 00:00:43,267 HA HA HA. 12 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:45,667 IS THAT HUMOR, SIR? ARE YOU A FUNNY BOY? 13 00:00:45,734 --> 00:00:47,267 NO. 14 00:00:47,334 --> 00:00:48,534 NO, NOT AT ALL, SIR. 15 00:00:48,601 --> 00:00:50,300 LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, PLEASE. 16 00:00:52,868 --> 00:00:54,601 HERE YOU GO. 17 00:00:54,667 --> 00:00:56,067 THANK YOU. 18 00:00:56,133 --> 00:00:57,300 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 19 00:00:57,367 --> 00:00:59,501 I JUST GOT THIS MEATBALL HOAGIE, 20 00:00:59,567 --> 00:01:02,334 AND THERE IS NO WAY THAT I'M GONNA FINISH THIS WHOLE THING. 21 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,701 I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE. 22 00:01:04,767 --> 00:01:06,167 TELL YOU WHAT. 23 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:08,467 I'M JUST GONNA SET IT RIGHT HERE ON THE DASHBOARD, 24 00:01:08,534 --> 00:01:10,934 AND I'M GONNA LOOK THE OTHER WAY. 25 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:18,434 HMM. 26 00:01:18,501 --> 00:01:21,000 I SMELL... 27 00:01:21,067 --> 00:01:22,067 A BRIBE. 28 00:01:22,133 --> 00:01:23,200 I'M GOING TO ASK YOU 29 00:01:23,267 --> 00:01:24,734 TO STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE, SIR. 30 00:01:24,801 --> 00:01:25,734 HANDS UP. OUT. 31 00:01:25,801 --> 00:01:27,567 OUT OF THE VEHICLE RIGHT NOW. 32 00:01:27,634 --> 00:01:29,033 IT WASN'T A BRIBE. IT WAS JUST A SANDWICH. 33 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:30,634 HANDS ON THE HOOD. SPREAD 'EM. 34 00:01:30,701 --> 00:01:31,667 SPREAD 'EM? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 35 00:01:31,734 --> 00:01:33,601 THE HUMAN BODY HAS EXACTLY SEVEN CAVITIES. 36 00:01:33,667 --> 00:01:36,701 I AM TRAINED TO SEARCH EVERY ONE OF THEM. 37 00:01:36,767 --> 00:01:39,000 YOU'RE TICKLING ME! YOU'RE TICKLING ME! 38 00:01:39,067 --> 00:01:40,534 TURN AROUND. 39 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,100 OOF. 40 00:01:51,634 --> 00:01:53,434 SO... 41 00:01:53,501 --> 00:01:54,968 WE'RE COOL? 42 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,467 DANNY? 43 00:01:59,534 --> 00:02:01,767 DANNY MAJOWSKI? 44 00:02:01,834 --> 00:02:04,634 DID THE AZTECS BUILD RUNWAYS FOR THE GODS?! 45 00:02:04,701 --> 00:02:06,067 IN THE FLESH! 46 00:02:09,467 --> 00:02:11,167 AT LEAST YOU SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME. 47 00:02:11,234 --> 00:02:13,434 I THOUGHT YOU WERE THAT GUY FROM THE VILLAGE PEOPLE. 48 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:15,567 OH, YOU WISH. OH, I DO NOT. STOP THAT. 49 00:02:15,634 --> 00:02:16,601 HOW YOU DOING, JIMMY? 50 00:02:16,667 --> 00:02:18,100 I'M DOING GOOD. I'M DOING GREAT. 51 00:02:18,167 --> 00:02:19,968 LOOK AT YOU -- A COP. 52 00:02:20,033 --> 00:02:21,501 I MEAN, LAST I HEARD, YOU WERE -- 53 00:02:21,567 --> 00:02:24,834 YOU WERE EMCEEING AT SOME STRIP CLUB DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS. 54 00:02:24,901 --> 00:02:26,601 YEAH. 55 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:28,534 A BAD SCENE. 56 00:02:28,601 --> 00:02:29,701 WOW, YOU'RE A COP. 57 00:02:29,767 --> 00:02:32,234 I MEAN, YOU'RE TOTALLY TURNED AROUND. 58 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:34,801 YOU KNOW THE BEAUTY PART? I DID IT WITHOUT JESUS. 59 00:02:36,734 --> 00:02:37,934 AH, GREAT TO SEE YOU, MAN. 60 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,000 YOU TOO, MAN. 61 00:02:39,067 --> 00:02:40,434 HEY, YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER. 62 00:02:40,501 --> 00:02:42,534 WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER TO MY HOUSE 63 00:02:42,601 --> 00:02:44,334 FOR SUNDAY NIGHT DINNER, ALL RIGHT? 64 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,934 I MEAN, CHERYL WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU, 65 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,334 AND I WANT YOU TO MEET MY FAMILY. 66 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,334 I WOULD REALLY LIKE THAT. 67 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:49,501 REALLY? YES. 68 00:02:49,567 --> 00:02:51,601 THAT'S GREAT, MAN. LET ME GIVE YOU AN ADDRESS. 69 00:02:51,667 --> 00:02:53,100 I'VE GOT YOUR ADDRESS. 70 00:02:53,167 --> 00:02:54,601 YOU DO, DON'T YOU? 71 00:02:54,667 --> 00:02:55,801 MM-HMM. 72 00:02:55,868 --> 00:02:57,234 UH, DANNY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA -- 73 00:02:57,300 --> 00:03:00,067 YOU'RE NOT GONNA GIVE ME THAT TICKET, ARE YOU? 74 00:03:00,133 --> 00:03:02,901 MM...NO. NOT THIS TIME, 75 00:03:02,968 --> 00:03:04,701 BUT I AM GONNA GIVE YOU MY STANDARD WARNING. 76 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:07,234 OH, GO AHEAD. SHOOT. I'M READY. GIVE IT TO ME. 77 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:09,234 SIR, WHEN YOU RUN A STOP SIGN, 78 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:11,400 YOU IMMEDIATELY BECOME 2 TONS OF ROLLING DEATH. 79 00:03:11,467 --> 00:03:13,400 YOU THINK, "OH, I DON'T HAVE TO STOP. 80 00:03:13,467 --> 00:03:14,834 "I'M A BIG MAN. 81 00:03:14,901 --> 00:03:17,067 I JUST FOOLED JOHNNY LAW. I'M COOL." 82 00:03:17,133 --> 00:03:20,067 WELL, NEXT TIME YOU'RE WASHING YOUR CAR, ASK YOURSELF THIS -- 83 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,868 WOULD YOU RATHER BE HOSING OFF DIRT 84 00:03:21,934 --> 00:03:24,534 OR LITTLE PIECES OF BRAIN AND SKULL? 85 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:27,467 SEE YOU SUNDAY. 86 00:03:31,033 --> 00:03:31,968 HAH! 87 00:03:33,133 --> 00:03:35,400 OH, BABY. 88 00:03:38,868 --> 00:03:41,434 HEY, HEY, HEY, GUESS WHAT I FOUND. 89 00:03:41,501 --> 00:03:43,000 OH, A REASON TO GO ON A DIET? 90 00:03:44,434 --> 00:03:47,367 DANNY AND I PRINTED THESE UP IN '75, 91 00:03:47,434 --> 00:03:48,901 AND WE SOLD THEM OUT OF THE BACK OF HIS VAN, 92 00:03:48,968 --> 00:03:53,234 ALSO KNOWN AS "THE GOOD TIMES MACHINE." 93 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:56,067 I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED THE REFRIGERATOR. 94 00:03:56,133 --> 00:03:58,100 NO, THAT'S WHAT I CALL MY -- 95 00:03:58,167 --> 00:03:59,834 JIM. 96 00:04:03,133 --> 00:04:04,534 LOOK AT THAT, HUH? 97 00:04:04,601 --> 00:04:07,200 DANNY IS GONNA GO CRAZY WHEN HE SEES IT. 98 00:04:07,267 --> 00:04:09,033 YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 99 00:04:09,100 --> 00:04:10,868 AW, COME ON, CHERYL. 100 00:04:10,934 --> 00:04:13,267 DANNY'S A GOOD GUY. GIVE HIM A BREAK. 101 00:04:13,334 --> 00:04:14,634 OH, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT AT OUR WEDDING, 102 00:04:14,701 --> 00:04:17,067 HE GOT DRUNK AND MADE THAT HORRIBLE TOAST ABOUT 103 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:19,033 HOW YOU SHOULD HAVE MARRIED YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND MISTY 104 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:21,133 BECAUSE OF HER MOSTER JUGS? 105 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,868 MONSTERS? 106 00:04:22,934 --> 00:04:25,567 YES, HONEY, THEY WERE MONSTERS. 107 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:28,767 NICE MONSTERS. 108 00:04:30,968 --> 00:04:34,267 THEY WEREN'T REAL, YOU KNOW. 109 00:04:34,334 --> 00:04:36,634 THEY WERE LIKE PRETEND MONSTERS. 110 00:04:36,701 --> 00:04:38,267 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 111 00:04:38,334 --> 00:04:40,434 OH, THAT'S HIM. THAT'S HIM. THAT'S HIM. 112 00:04:40,501 --> 00:04:41,801 OH, HERE WE GO. 113 00:04:41,868 --> 00:04:43,567 YOU KNOW, AT THE WEDDING, HE TRIED TO KISS ME. 114 00:04:43,634 --> 00:04:45,834 YOU TOO? 115 00:04:45,901 --> 00:04:46,834 COME HERE, MY FRIEND. 116 00:04:46,901 --> 00:04:48,100 HI, I'M DANNY. 117 00:04:48,167 --> 00:04:50,467 YOU MUST BE RUBY AND GRACIE. 118 00:04:50,534 --> 00:04:51,968 YES. YES. 119 00:04:52,033 --> 00:04:54,334 I THINK I'VE GOT A PRESENT FOR EACH OF YOU. 120 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:57,234 YAY! YAY! 121 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,200 UH, DANNY, YOU GOT TO GET IN THE DOOR 122 00:05:03,267 --> 00:05:05,200 BEFORE YOU GIVE THOSE GIRLS PRESENTS. 123 00:05:05,267 --> 00:05:08,734 YOU REMEMBER MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE CHERYL? 124 00:05:08,801 --> 00:05:10,467 OH, DANNY. 125 00:05:10,534 --> 00:05:12,601 LOOK AT YOU IN A SUIT. 126 00:05:12,667 --> 00:05:14,167 AND LOOK -- NO BEARD. 127 00:05:14,234 --> 00:05:15,767 I'M A HANDSOME MAN. WHY HIDE IT? 128 00:05:15,834 --> 00:05:17,334 HA HA HA. 129 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,501 YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO GET GIFTS FOR THE GIRLS. 130 00:05:19,567 --> 00:05:22,033 AH, JUST STUFF I FOUND LYING AROUND THE EVIDENCE ROOM. 131 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:25,701 HI, I'M DANA. WE MET AT THE WEDDING. 132 00:05:25,767 --> 00:05:26,901 YOU TRIED TO KISS ME. 133 00:05:26,968 --> 00:05:29,434 OH, THAT WAS YOU. I'M SO SORRY. 134 00:05:29,501 --> 00:05:30,901 I WAS DIFFERENT BACK THEN. 135 00:05:30,968 --> 00:05:33,901 NOW, WASN'T THERE A CHUBBY BLOND GIRL WITH YOU? 136 00:05:33,968 --> 00:05:35,067 I OWE HER AN APOLOGY, TOO. 137 00:05:41,701 --> 00:05:44,901 [ DEEP VOICE ] HI, I'M ANDY -- 138 00:05:44,968 --> 00:05:48,701 CHERYL AND DANA'S MALE BROTHER. 139 00:05:52,167 --> 00:05:54,334 HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE, UH, GET SOMETHING TO EAT 140 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,868 AND CRACK OPEN THIS BOTTLE OF WINE? 141 00:05:55,934 --> 00:05:57,334 WELL, IT'S HOMEMADE. 142 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,701 YOU MIGHT WANT TO WAIT 10 YEARS BEFORE YOU DRINK IT. 143 00:05:59,767 --> 00:06:01,667 ALL RIGHT. WE'LL PUT IT IN THE WINE CELLAR 144 00:06:01,734 --> 00:06:03,767 RIGHT NEXT TO JIM'S ABDOMENIZER. 145 00:06:03,834 --> 00:06:04,868 HUH? 146 00:06:04,934 --> 00:06:06,567 WHO NEEDS IT? 147 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:07,801 I GOT ONE OF THOSE ELECTRIC BELTS 148 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,167 THAT SHOCK YOU INTO SHAPE. 149 00:06:09,234 --> 00:06:10,868 OH, YES. 150 00:06:10,934 --> 00:06:13,400 SO THE GUY PULLS A 9-MILLIMETER GLOCK ON ME. 151 00:06:13,467 --> 00:06:14,601 I LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, 152 00:06:14,667 --> 00:06:16,400 I SAY, "AMIGO, YOU GOT ONE SHOT, 153 00:06:16,467 --> 00:06:18,434 "AND IF I DON'T DROP LIKE SOMETHING HEAVY OFF SOMETHING HIGH, 154 00:06:18,501 --> 00:06:20,701 IT'S PARTY TIME." 155 00:06:20,767 --> 00:06:22,100 HE BLINKS. 156 00:06:22,167 --> 00:06:23,501 I SPIN HIM AROUND, GRAB HIS PIECE, 157 00:06:23,567 --> 00:06:26,267 AND PLANT MY FLORSHEIM FIRMLY ON HIS HUEVOS. 158 00:06:26,334 --> 00:06:29,133 [ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD. 159 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,467 JUST MESSING WITH YOU. I'M A TRAFFIC COP. 160 00:06:31,534 --> 00:06:34,934 OH, DANNY, YOU HAD ME ON THAT ONE. 161 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,934 YOU KNOW, SPEAKING OF COPS, 162 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,667 I ONCE SAT NEXT TO DENNIS FRANZ 163 00:06:38,734 --> 00:06:40,367 ON A FLIGHT TO DETROIT. 164 00:06:42,634 --> 00:06:44,934 WHEN HE FELL ASLEEP, I GRABBED HIS NUTS. 165 00:06:48,267 --> 00:06:51,200 PEANUTS. PEANUTS. 166 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:58,334 WELL, WE SHOULD BE GOING. COME ON, ANDY. 167 00:06:58,400 --> 00:06:59,501 THANKS FOR DINNER. 168 00:06:59,567 --> 00:07:01,534 SO NICE TO SEE YOU BOTH AGAIN. GOOD NIGHT. 169 00:07:01,601 --> 00:07:03,834 NO, NO, NO, DANNY, DANNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 170 00:07:03,901 --> 00:07:06,734 IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO AFTER SUCH A WONDERFUL EVENING. 171 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,067 NO, NO, NO, PLEASE. 172 00:07:08,133 --> 00:07:09,400 COME ON. I GOT A COUPLE CIGARS. 173 00:07:09,467 --> 00:07:10,534 LET'S GO OUT ON THE PORCH 174 00:07:10,601 --> 00:07:12,000 AND SMOKE THEM LIKE THE OLD DAYS. 175 00:07:12,067 --> 00:07:14,167 NO, I DON'T SMOKE THOSE ANYMORE. 176 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:15,667 BODY'S A TEMPLE. 177 00:07:15,734 --> 00:07:16,968 OH. 178 00:07:17,033 --> 00:07:18,501 IT'S A JOKE. LOOK AT ME. 179 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:21,968 THANK YOU, DANNY. 180 00:07:22,033 --> 00:07:23,534 HE IS SO FUNNY. 181 00:07:23,601 --> 00:07:25,901 JIM, I GOTTA SAY, HE HAS REALLY CHANGED. 182 00:07:25,968 --> 00:07:26,968 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 183 00:07:27,033 --> 00:07:28,467 I MEAN HE'S TONED DOWN, LIKE YOU. 184 00:07:28,534 --> 00:07:30,467 HE'S LOST THAT WILD STREAK. 185 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:33,634 HA HA HA. HONEY, WE MAY BE TAME ON THE SURFACE, 186 00:07:33,701 --> 00:07:35,567 BUT WE STILL GOT OUR WILD STREAK. 187 00:07:37,868 --> 00:07:39,567 WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK SO? 188 00:07:39,634 --> 00:07:42,067 COME ON, THERE IS A FIRE IN THIS BELLY. 189 00:07:42,133 --> 00:07:43,634 YEAH, AND GOOD LUCK PUTTING THAT OUT. 190 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:48,434 WHAT, WHAT -- ARE YOU SAYING -- 191 00:07:48,501 --> 00:07:51,033 ARE YOU SAYING THAT I-I'M NOT CRAZY ANYMORE? 192 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:53,200 THERE'S NO MORE STREAK IN ME? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? 193 00:07:53,267 --> 00:07:54,634 'CAUSE YOU ARE TOTALLY WRONG. 194 00:07:54,701 --> 00:07:57,100 BABY, I AM A PARTY MACHINE. 195 00:07:57,167 --> 00:07:58,634 REALLY? YES, 196 00:07:58,701 --> 00:08:00,300 AND IF I WANT TO GO OUT DRINKING ALL NIGHT, 197 00:08:00,367 --> 00:08:01,334 THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 198 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:02,601 NO, YOU CAN'T. 199 00:08:02,667 --> 00:08:05,234 NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T DO? 200 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:07,033 NO, HONEY, I MEAN YOU CAN'T. 201 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:09,934 YOU'RE NOT PHYSICALLY ABLE. 202 00:08:11,601 --> 00:08:14,567 YOUR BODY WON'T LET YOU. 203 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:19,300 CHERYL, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME ANYMORE. 204 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:22,934 I THINK WE NEED TO HAVE MORE SEX. 205 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,601 WHY? 206 00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:27,067 WHY NOT? 207 00:08:27,133 --> 00:08:28,334 HONEY, YOU KNOW, 208 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,400 I NEED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, 209 00:08:30,467 --> 00:08:34,534 BECAUSE WE CAN'T GET PARTS ANYMORE FOR THIS PARTY MACHINE. 210 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:37,934 AW, SWEETIE, 211 00:08:38,033 --> 00:08:39,534 YOU ARE A HARD-WORKING FATHER OF THREE 212 00:08:39,601 --> 00:08:41,367 WHO GOES TO BED EVERY NIGHT AT 10:30, 213 00:08:41,434 --> 00:08:43,000 AND I LOVE THAT. 214 00:08:43,067 --> 00:08:46,334 YOU'RE MY WILD MAN, OKAY? 215 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,501 HERE. 216 00:08:47,567 --> 00:08:48,767 NAPKINS? 217 00:08:48,834 --> 00:08:50,334 YES, I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON THE GIRLS. 218 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,968 YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE NAPKINS IN THE LAUNDRY? 219 00:08:58,067 --> 00:09:00,701 AH HA. 220 00:09:00,767 --> 00:09:02,601 [ SPITS ] 221 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,868 DANNY? 222 00:09:08,934 --> 00:09:11,501 OH, GOOD. I'LL RINSE THEM, YOU PUT THEM IN THE DISHWASHER. 223 00:09:11,567 --> 00:09:16,100 DANNY, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU? 224 00:09:16,167 --> 00:09:17,834 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 225 00:09:17,901 --> 00:09:19,634 WELL, YOU USED TO BE THE GUY -- 226 00:09:19,701 --> 00:09:22,133 YOU KNOW, PARTYING, PLAYING YOUR HARMONICA, RAISING HELL, 227 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,968 NOT DOING DISHES. 228 00:09:24,033 --> 00:09:26,434 I'M STILL THE SAME GUY. I'M JUST DIFFERENT. 229 00:09:26,501 --> 00:09:27,501 YOU ARE, TOO. 230 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,367 WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT? 231 00:09:29,434 --> 00:09:30,901 I AM NOT DIFFERENT. 232 00:09:30,968 --> 00:09:31,901 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, 233 00:09:31,968 --> 00:09:33,067 I MEAN, IT MIGHT LOOK, YOU KNOW, 234 00:09:33,133 --> 00:09:34,400 WITH THE FAMILY AND EVERYTHING, 235 00:09:34,467 --> 00:09:37,501 BUT I AM A CRAZY GUY. 236 00:09:37,567 --> 00:09:39,334 YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T USE STEEL WOOL ON THAT TEFLON. 237 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,033 IT'LL SCRATCH IT. 238 00:09:42,801 --> 00:09:44,634 WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S SILVERSTONE. 239 00:09:44,701 --> 00:09:46,067 IT CAN HANDLE THE ABRASIVES. 240 00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:47,434 I HAVE AN OMELET PAN, AND, UH... 241 00:09:47,501 --> 00:09:49,133 OKAY, THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT. 242 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,634 YOU AND I -- WE'RE GOING TO HARLOW'S TONIGHT. 243 00:09:52,701 --> 00:09:53,868 COME ON, LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUN. 244 00:09:53,934 --> 00:09:55,067 AW, IT'S KIND OF LATE. 245 00:09:55,133 --> 00:09:56,300 WELL, SO WHAT? COME ON, 246 00:09:56,367 --> 00:09:58,501 WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER FOR 10 YEARS, MAN. 247 00:09:58,567 --> 00:10:01,000 IS IT GOING TO KILL YOU TO GO OUT WITH YOUR BUDDY A LITTLE BIT? 248 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,934 WELL, I GOTTA WORK TOMORROW. SO DO I. 249 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,567 WE'LL GET HOME EARLY, HONEST TO GOD. 250 00:10:04,634 --> 00:10:06,033 WE WON'T STAY OUT TOO LATE. 251 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:08,367 WELL, I SUPPOSE THESE SHOULD SOAK OVERNIGHT. 252 00:10:08,434 --> 00:10:10,434 YEAH! 253 00:10:10,501 --> 00:10:12,234 HEY, DO YOU STILL HAVE THE GOOD TIMES MACHINE? 254 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,334 UM, NO, I'VE GOT A SATURN. 255 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,667 IT'S LIKE BEING PART OF A CLUB. 256 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:22,367 CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH... 257 00:10:22,434 --> 00:10:24,667 I-I GOT IT, G-G-G-G-G-G-- GOT IT! 258 00:10:24,734 --> 00:10:26,501 YOU ARE IN CONSTRUCTION! 259 00:10:26,567 --> 00:10:28,133 YES, I AM! 260 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,534 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 261 00:10:29,601 --> 00:10:30,634 LOOK AT THAT. 262 00:10:30,701 --> 00:10:32,901 OH, OH, OFFICER, 263 00:10:32,968 --> 00:10:35,033 I THINK THERE'S SOMEONE HERE BREAKING THE LAW. 264 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,300 WRITE HER A TICKET. 265 00:10:36,367 --> 00:10:37,968 PULL OVER THERE, MA'AM. 266 00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:41,434 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CITE YOU FOR EXCESS CLEAVAGE! 267 00:10:41,501 --> 00:10:42,934 RIGHT! 268 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,501 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 269 00:10:44,567 --> 00:10:46,501 OFFICER, YOU WANT TO INSPECT HER TRUNK, DON'T YOU? 270 00:10:46,567 --> 00:10:49,400 LOOK AT THAT. WHOA. 271 00:10:49,467 --> 00:10:50,734 OH! 272 00:10:50,801 --> 00:10:52,234 OFFICER DOWN! 273 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:54,234 OFFICER DOWN! 274 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:57,100 HE -- HE AIN'T GETTING UP. 275 00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:08,701 JIM, IT'S 4:00 IN THE MORNING. 276 00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:10,200 I WAS WORRIED SICK. 277 00:11:10,267 --> 00:11:13,367 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 278 00:11:13,434 --> 00:11:15,667 YOU KNOW, HONEY, 279 00:11:15,734 --> 00:11:19,100 I'M THINKING OF WRITING THE REFRIGERATOR PEOPLE. 280 00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:21,901 THEY DEFINITELY GOT TO PUT A DIMMER ON THIS LIGHT. 281 00:11:25,033 --> 00:11:28,767 AND MORE LEG ROOM, YOU KNOW? 282 00:11:28,834 --> 00:11:30,601 DO YOU REALIZE I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU 283 00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:31,901 SINCE 2:00 IN THE MORNING? 284 00:11:31,968 --> 00:11:33,667 WHAT IF THERE WAS AN EMERGENCY? 285 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:34,834 WHERE'S YOUR CELL PHONE? 286 00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:38,100 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I HEARD IT RINGING. 287 00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:42,501 AND THEN I DROPPED IT IN THE URINAL, 288 00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:45,734 AND I WOUND UP ANSWERING THAT LITTLE CAKE. 289 00:11:45,801 --> 00:11:47,100 OH. 290 00:11:52,267 --> 00:11:54,133 OH, LOOK AT YOU. 291 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,834 YOU'RE LIKE AN IRRESPONSIBLE TEENAGER. 292 00:11:56,901 --> 00:12:00,334 CHERYL... 293 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:04,234 YOUR GENERATION DOESN'T GET ME. 294 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,100 THAT -- I WANT THAT. 295 00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:09,100 [ GROANS ] 296 00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:13,467 OH. OH, NO, NO. 297 00:12:23,634 --> 00:12:25,534 Jim. 298 00:12:25,601 --> 00:12:26,667 JIM. 299 00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:31,133 YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL, DON'T YOU? 300 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:34,801 MR. BIG SHOT, HUH, WITH THE FAMILY? 301 00:12:34,868 --> 00:12:36,534 "OH, YEAH, I REALLY GET IT ON. 302 00:12:36,601 --> 00:12:38,968 "CHERYL AND I, ALL THE TIME, MAKING LOVE, YEAH. 303 00:12:39,033 --> 00:12:41,701 I'M THE BOSS OF THIS COMPANY. ANDY, GET TO WORK." 304 00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:44,334 YEAH, YOU'RE NOTHIN', BUDDY. YOU'RE NOTHIN'. 305 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:48,000 ANDY, I CAN HEAR YOU. 306 00:12:53,234 --> 00:12:54,467 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 307 00:12:54,534 --> 00:12:56,634 STAPLING. I'M AN ARCHITECT, YOU KNOW. 308 00:12:56,701 --> 00:12:57,834 I'M AT WORK, 309 00:12:57,901 --> 00:13:01,100 NOT HUNG OVER, REEKING OF JOHN BARLEYCORN. 310 00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:04,400 HAVE A LITTLE TOO MUCH FUN LAST NIGHT, MILADY? 311 00:13:04,467 --> 00:13:07,067 NO. I'M FINE. 312 00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:08,601 I STILL GOT IT. 313 00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:11,267 I'M LIKE A TEENAGER. WHOO! 314 00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:13,000 OH. 315 00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:18,501 [ DOOR CLOSES ] AAH! 316 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,767 DANNY. 317 00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:24,601 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 318 00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:27,400 JIM, ANDY. 319 00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:31,067 I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE YOUR CELL PHONE BACK. 320 00:13:31,133 --> 00:13:32,601 OH. HOW DID YOU, UH... 321 00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:35,400 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 322 00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:38,801 HERE, ANDY, HERE'S THAT COMPANY PHONE I PROMISED YOU. 323 00:13:38,868 --> 00:13:41,901 ALL RIGHT! MOVIN' ON UP. 324 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,601 SO... 325 00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:46,434 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO TO HARLOW'S AGAIN TONIGHT, HUH? 326 00:13:46,501 --> 00:13:48,868 YOU TWO -- YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO LIVE IT UP. 327 00:13:48,934 --> 00:13:51,667 HEY, MAYBE WHEN YOU GO OUT TONIGHT, I COULD TAG ALONG. 328 00:13:51,734 --> 00:13:53,200 ARE YOU READY TO LOSE YOUR SOUL 329 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:56,501 IN A NIGHT OF UNBRIDLED PAGAN DEBAUCHERY? 330 00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:58,567 ACTUALLY, IT'S A COMMON MISCONCEPTION 331 00:13:58,634 --> 00:14:00,334 THAT ANCIENT PAGAN SOCIETIES -- 332 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,701 YOU'RE OUT. 333 00:14:02,767 --> 00:14:03,868 SO, COME ON, DANNY. 334 00:14:03,934 --> 00:14:05,434 WHAT TIME YOU WANT TO HOOK UP? 335 00:14:05,501 --> 00:14:08,467 DOESN'T MATTER TO ME, SINCE I'VE GOT NOWHERE TO BE TOMORROW. 336 00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:09,567 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 337 00:14:09,634 --> 00:14:10,834 REMEMBER THAT REDHEAD I CITED 338 00:14:10,901 --> 00:14:12,934 FOR UNLAWFUL USE OF SPANDEX? 339 00:14:14,367 --> 00:14:16,901 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. SHE WAS CUTE. 340 00:14:16,968 --> 00:14:18,767 SHE FILED A COMPLAINT. 341 00:14:18,834 --> 00:14:20,534 I'VE BEEN SUSPENDED. 342 00:14:20,601 --> 00:14:23,367 OH, DANNY, I'M SORRY. THAT'S TOUGH. 343 00:14:23,434 --> 00:14:26,667 I KNEW I SHOULD NEVER HAVE USED MY REAL TICKETS. 344 00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,300 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, MAN? 345 00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:31,567 WHAT ANY SELF-RESPECTING TEMPORARILY UNEMPLOYED 346 00:14:31,634 --> 00:14:34,400 LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER WOULD DO. 347 00:14:34,467 --> 00:14:36,434 RETURN TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME! 348 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,100 YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO GO BACK OUT TONIGHT? 349 00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:40,367 IS JFK STILL ALIVE AND RUNNING THE COUNTRY 350 00:14:40,434 --> 00:14:42,434 FROM THE BASEMENT OF THE PENTAGON? 351 00:14:42,501 --> 00:14:44,801 WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM ELVIS? 352 00:14:44,868 --> 00:14:46,467 YEAH! YEAH! 353 00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:58,467 HEY, GIRLS, YOU GUYS, HEY. 354 00:14:58,534 --> 00:15:01,067 NO, NO, NO, YOU GUYS. DADDY CAN CHOKE. 355 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,767 NO, HE WON'T. HE CAN CHEW IN HIS SLEEP. 356 00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:05,534 YEAH, IT'S TRUE. CHERYL, IT'S REALLY COOL. 357 00:15:05,601 --> 00:15:06,934 HE'S LIKE SOME KIND OF CIRCUS FREAK. 358 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,033 Cheryl: WHAT? 359 00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:15,467 ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S ENOUGH. 360 00:15:15,534 --> 00:15:17,601 GO UP AND WASH THAT CHEESE STUFF OFF YOUR FINGERS. 361 00:15:19,033 --> 00:15:20,267 THANK YOU. 362 00:15:20,334 --> 00:15:22,067 HE'S BEEN OUT WITH DANNY FOUR NIGHTS IN A ROW. 363 00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:24,300 I FIND HIM SLEEPING ALL OVER THE HOUSE. 364 00:15:24,367 --> 00:15:26,901 IT'S LIKE LIVING WITH A REALLY BIG CAT. 365 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:30,200 HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO LET HIM GO ON LIKE THIS? 366 00:15:30,267 --> 00:15:31,934 HEY, IF HE WANTS TO PROVE SOMETHING TO HIMSELF, 367 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,334 I'M NOT GONNA STOP HIM. 368 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,834 BESIDES, I THINK HE'S ABOUT TO HIT HIS WALL. 369 00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:38,334 OOH! NOTHING BUT NET. 370 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,334 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 371 00:15:42,434 --> 00:15:47,200 OH, I WASN'T DREAMING. IT IS RAINING CHEESE BALLS. 372 00:15:47,267 --> 00:15:48,701 HEY, LADIES. 373 00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:49,701 HEY. 374 00:15:49,767 --> 00:15:51,067 READY TO ROLL, BUDDY? 375 00:15:51,133 --> 00:15:52,133 OH, WHAT TIME IS IT? 376 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,534 6:30. 377 00:15:53,601 --> 00:15:55,567 OH, MY GOD, I SLEPT RIGHT THROUGH MY NAP. 378 00:15:55,634 --> 00:15:56,934 HA HA HA. 379 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,901 SO, WHAT, ARE WE GONNA GO TO HARLOW'S AGAIN TONIGHT? 380 00:15:58,968 --> 00:16:00,968 FIVE NIGHTS IN A ROW? NAH. 381 00:16:01,033 --> 00:16:02,000 HOW ABOUT SOMETHING NEW? 382 00:16:02,067 --> 00:16:03,334 THEY GOT THIS NEW GO-KART PLACE 383 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,367 WITH A DRIVE-THROUGH BEER WINDOW. 384 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,300 LET'S TRY THAT. 385 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:10,200 WELL, UH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT, 386 00:16:10,267 --> 00:16:12,534 BUT, UH, DANNY, YOU KNOW, I JUST... 387 00:16:12,601 --> 00:16:17,067 YOU KNOW, I-I GOT TO DO SOME STUFF AROUND THE HOUSE. 388 00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:18,934 WHAT STUFF, JIM? 389 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,234 YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS, 390 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:25,534 BUT IT'S MY TURN TO GIVE THE KIDS A BATH. 391 00:16:25,601 --> 00:16:27,000 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, SWEETIE. 392 00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:28,100 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT. 393 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:29,267 YEAH, I'LL HELP HER. 394 00:16:29,334 --> 00:16:30,901 YEAH, THANK YOU, HONEY. NO PROBLEM. 395 00:16:30,968 --> 00:16:32,300 GO, GO. YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME. 396 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,300 NO, NO, NO, CHERYL. 397 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,200 YOU DID IT LAST NIGHT, REMEMBER? 398 00:16:35,267 --> 00:16:38,501 YEAH, LIKE I HAVE EVERY NIGHT SINCE THE DAY THEY WERE BORN. 399 00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:41,234 I'M GETTING THE DISTINCT IMPRESSION HERE 400 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,501 THAT MAYBE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO OUT. 401 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:46,701 WELL... 402 00:16:46,767 --> 00:16:49,701 ALL RIGHT, DANNY, LOOK... 403 00:16:49,767 --> 00:16:52,501 I JUST DON'T THINK I CAN GO OUT TONIGHT. 404 00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:55,234 I MEAN, I GOT UP THIS MORNING AND LOOKED IN MY EYES, 405 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,567 AND I COULDN'T FIND THE WHITE PARTS. 406 00:16:57,634 --> 00:17:00,167 BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING FUN. 407 00:17:00,234 --> 00:17:02,067 OH, I DID. I HAD A BLAST, 408 00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:03,334 BUT I JUST THINK I WAS TRYING 409 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,400 TO BE THE GUY I WAS WHEN WE WERE KIDS. 410 00:17:05,467 --> 00:17:07,634 AND I THOUGHT I WAS, BUT I'M JUST NOT. 411 00:17:07,701 --> 00:17:09,100 OKAY, FINE, SURE. HEY, LISTEN, 412 00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,400 I UNDERSTAND. YOU DO? 413 00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:12,067 YOU DRAGGED ME OUT FOR A BIG TASTE OF THE HIGH LIFE, 414 00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:14,100 I GET SUSPENDED, I GOT ALL KINDS OF TIME ON MY HANDS, 415 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,767 AND YOU DROP ME LIKE A PLAGUE RAT AT A PET SHOW. 416 00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:22,968 I WOULDN'T PUT IT THAT WAY, DANNY. I MEAN -- 417 00:17:23,033 --> 00:17:24,234 NO, THAT'S NO PROBLEM. HEY, THAT'S OKAY, MAN. 418 00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,701 THAT'S FINE. LISTEN, HEY, I UNDERSTAND. 419 00:17:25,767 --> 00:17:27,801 I'M COOL. NO SWEAT. THAT'S OKAY. 420 00:17:27,868 --> 00:17:29,567 SEE YOU AROUND, SLIM. 421 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:33,934 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 422 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,567 [ LAUGHING ] 423 00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:36,868 WHAT? 424 00:17:36,934 --> 00:17:39,634 HE CALLED YOU "SLIM." 425 00:17:42,934 --> 00:17:46,334 [ BLUES MUSIC PLAYING ] 426 00:17:51,033 --> 00:17:52,033 HEY, GUYS. 427 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,033 HEY, TONY. 428 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,200 HOW YOU DOIN', JIM? 429 00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:56,200 GOOD, MAN, GOOD. NICE TO SEE YOU THERE. 430 00:18:04,601 --> 00:18:06,167 HEY. 431 00:18:06,234 --> 00:18:07,634 HOW ABOUT THOSE BEARS, HUH? 432 00:18:07,701 --> 00:18:08,834 YEAH, GREAT. 433 00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:11,467 GONNA BE A SPECIAL SEASON, THIS ONE COMING UP, HUH? 434 00:18:11,534 --> 00:18:13,200 YEP. 435 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,634 HOW ABOUT THE CUBS? 436 00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:17,634 YEAH. 437 00:18:19,868 --> 00:18:21,167 YEAH. 438 00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:23,868 BULLS. SURE. 439 00:18:23,934 --> 00:18:24,868 YEP. 440 00:18:26,901 --> 00:18:28,667 BEER NUTS? 441 00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:31,567 CALLING ME CUTE NAMES WON'T MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER. 442 00:18:33,934 --> 00:18:35,000 ALL RIGHT. 443 00:18:36,901 --> 00:18:38,834 HEY, LOOK, DANNY, UH... 444 00:18:38,901 --> 00:18:41,734 I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN BACK THERE. 445 00:18:41,801 --> 00:18:46,167 YOU KNOW, 10 YEARS OF A LOVING FAMILY AND A CLEAN LIFE 446 00:18:46,234 --> 00:18:48,400 HAS FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH ME. 447 00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:51,234 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I WISH 448 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,567 I COULD HAVE HUNG IN THERE WITH YOU. 449 00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:55,300 LAST NIGHT WHEN I GOT HOME, 450 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:56,634 I HAD TO GRAB HOLD OF THE LAWN 451 00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:58,367 TO KEEP FROM FALLING OFF THE EARTH. 452 00:18:58,434 --> 00:18:59,767 [ CHUCKLES ] 453 00:19:02,534 --> 00:19:05,901 I KNOW. I KNOW THE FEELING. 454 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,200 REMEMBER WHEN I DARED YOU 455 00:19:08,267 --> 00:19:09,834 TO CLIMB THE WHEATON WATER TOWER 456 00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:11,834 AND SPRAY-PAINT YOUR NAME ON THE SIDE OF IT? 457 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,133 YEAH. 458 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,734 AND YOU DID IT. YOU ACTUALLY DID IT, MAN. 459 00:19:14,801 --> 00:19:15,968 I KNOW. 460 00:19:16,033 --> 00:19:17,767 AND THAT SAME GUY IS NOW MARRIED 461 00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:19,434 WITH A WONDERFUL WIFE AND THREE GREAT KIDS. 462 00:19:19,501 --> 00:19:20,968 IT JUST BLOWS MY MIND. 463 00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:23,300 ME? COME ON, OUR JUNIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL, 464 00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:25,434 YOU BROKE THE RECORD FOR DETENTIONS, 465 00:19:25,501 --> 00:19:28,834 AND NOW YOU'RE CARRYING A BADGE AND GIVING OUT TICKETS. 466 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,534 AT LEAST I'M STILL GETTING SUSPENDED. 467 00:19:33,267 --> 00:19:35,367 THEY'RE NOT GONNA FIRE YOU, ARE THEY? 468 00:19:35,434 --> 00:19:37,868 NAH, MY CAPTAIN INTERVENED. 469 00:19:37,934 --> 00:19:39,501 THEY'LL PROBABLY JUST SEND ME AROUND 470 00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:41,501 TO HIGH SCHOOLS WITH A PUPPET. 471 00:19:47,434 --> 00:19:50,634 HEY, LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE GARAGE. 472 00:19:50,701 --> 00:19:51,834 NEAT. 473 00:19:51,901 --> 00:19:53,334 YOU STILL PLAY, DON'T YOU? 474 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,534 IS THERE AN ENTIRE FAMILY OF ALIENS 475 00:19:54,601 --> 00:19:55,734 BEING CROSSBRED WITH HUMANS 476 00:19:55,801 --> 00:19:57,734 AT WRIGHT-PATTERSON AIR FORCE BASE? 477 00:19:57,801 --> 00:19:59,300 WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM ELVIS? 478 00:19:59,367 --> 00:20:00,701 OH, YOU GOT IT. 479 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:01,901 HEY, COME ON. I KNOW THE GUYS. 480 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,133 THAT'S MY DRUMMER TONY. 481 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,601 REALLY? YEAH. 482 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,701 WHY DON'T WE JUMP UP THERE, SING A SONG? 483 00:20:06,767 --> 00:20:07,968 WOULD THEY LET US? 484 00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:09,167 YEAH, THEY'D LET US. COME ON, FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE. 485 00:20:09,234 --> 00:20:10,400 YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THE BLUES? 486 00:20:10,467 --> 00:20:12,367 IN THAT WORLD, WE'RE STILL YOUNG BUCKS. 487 00:20:12,434 --> 00:20:15,234 COME ON, BUCK. LET'S GO. LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO. 488 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,534 HEY, TONY. CAN WE JUMP IN? 489 00:20:16,601 --> 00:20:17,901 YEAH, COME ON. COME ON. 490 00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:19,601 YOU GUYS KNOW "CADILLAC MAN"? 491 00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:20,701 YEAH, YOU REMEMBER THE WORDS? 492 00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:23,033 I KNOW THE WORDS. YOU TRY TO KEEP UP WITH ME. 493 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,234 HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 494 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,000 1, 2, 3, 4. 495 00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:34,033 * I PULL A 40-HOUR WEEK * 496 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,534 * FRIDAY GOT THE CHECK IN MY HAND * 497 00:20:38,801 --> 00:20:43,033 * WELL, I CASH IT REAL QUICK, SPEND IT AS FAST AS I CAN * 498 00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:49,968 * I ROLL IN WITH THE LADIES, THEY CALL ME THE CADILLAC MAN * 499 00:20:51,868 --> 00:20:56,367 * I'M THE KING OF THE ROAD, COUPE DE VILLE IS MY THRONE * 500 00:20:59,033 --> 00:21:00,400 * AND AS LONG AS I GOT THE DOUGH * 501 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,400 * I'LL BE GOING, GOING * 502 00:21:02,467 --> 00:21:05,901 * GOING, GOING, GONE, YEAH * 503 00:21:05,968 --> 00:21:07,234 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 35098

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