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HELLO, MY BEAUTIES!
I'M HOME!
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HEY, HONEY.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
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FINE.
"FINE."
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ANYTHING NEW
HAPPEN AT WORK?
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NOTHIN'.
"NOTHIN'."
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THANK YOU.
WHERE ARE THE GIRLS?
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OUTSIDE. OH! HEY, RUBY GOT
AN "A" ON HER MATH TEST.
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WELL, SHE GOT A SMILEY FACE,
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WHICH ISN'T QUITE AS GOOD
AS A STAR, BUT IT'S CLOSE.
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AND GRACIE WAS EATING
AN ORANGE
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AND SHE CHOKED, YOU KNOW,
ON THE MIDDLE PART
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WHERE IT'S LIKE A ROPE.
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ANYWAY, SHE THREW UP,
BUT AT LEAST SHE'S EATING FRUIT.
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SINCE WHEN IS A SMILEY FACE
NOT AS GOOD AS A STAR?
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WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL
ARE WE SENDING THIS GIRL TO?
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DADDY!
DADDY!
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HEY, THERE YOU ARE.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU GIRLS.
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HOW ARE YA?
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
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GUESS WHAT! I ATE A WHOLE
ORANGE AND THREW IT UP,
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AND IT WAS ALL ORANGE!
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I KNOW.
YOU'RE A BIG GIRL!
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DADDY, COME OUT
AND PLAY WITH US.
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OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT --
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YOU GUYS GO OUTSIDE,
I'LL HIDE IN HERE,
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AND WHEN I'M DONE, I'LL COME OUT
AND TELL YOU WHERE I WAS!
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YAY!
YAY!
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ALL RIGHT!
GO ON, GIRLS.
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OH, I'M HIDING,
I'M HIDING.
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OH, SWEETIE,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'VE BEEN
WITH THE KIDS ALL DAY,
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AND I REALLY NEED
TO FINISH DINNER.
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WOULD YOU HELP ME OUT?
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SURE, SURE.
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OH, THANKS, HONEY.
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OKAY, I'M DONE HIDING.
HERE I COME!
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AHHHH. SUCKER!
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MOMMY, DADDY'S JUMPING
ON MY POGO STICK!
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THAT'S GREAT,
SWEETHEART.
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[ SQUEAKING ]
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OHH! [ THUD ]
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OOH! OOH!
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OH, MY GOD, HONEY!
WHAT HAPPENED?
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"FUN FOR ALL AGES" --
WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!
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OH!
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DADDY HURT HIS KNEE.
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AND THEN HE SAID
A BAD WORD.
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FIVE TIMES.
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IN A ROW.
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HONEY, IF THEY DON'T
LEARN IT FROM ME,
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THEY'RE GONNA PICK IT UP
ON THE STREET.
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HAH!
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OH, BABY.
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OKAY, WE'RE HERE --
RIGHT HERE.
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I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
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OKAY.
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I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
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[ GROANS ]
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OOH!
AH!
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OKAY, CHERYL,
CHERYL, CHERYL.
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OKAY.
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OKAY, CHERYL, CHERYL.
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OKAY.
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I'M FINE. I DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE.
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OHH.
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OH, CHERYL,
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GO OVER THERE AND TAKE
SOME OF THOSE RUBBER GLOVES.
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FORGET IT!
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OH, COME ON! THEY GET 'EM
FREE FROM THE GLOVE GUY.
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I AM NOT STEALING.
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CHERYL, COME ON!
WE TAKE SOME HOME,
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BLOW 'EM UP,
PAINT FACES ON 'EM --
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THEY'LL KEEP THE KIDS
ENTERTAINED FOR HOURS.
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OKAY.
OKAY.
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OKAY.
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DR. BUTELLO! HI!
I'M FINE! HI!
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OKAY. JIM, I CHECKED
YOUR X-RAY
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NOTHING'S BROKEN.
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IS THAT TENDER?
YES!
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IT'S JUST AS TENDER
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AS IT WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU SQUEEZED IT.
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ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
AN ANTI-INFLAMMATORY
FOR THE PAIN,
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BUT FIRST I WANT
TO CHECK AND MAKE SURE
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IT'S NOT GONNA INTERACT WITH
YOUR BLOOD-PRESSURE MEDICINE.
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ALL RIGHT?
I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.
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UH, OKAY, W-- UH,
BLOOD-PRESSURE MEDICINE?
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JIM, WHAT IS HE
TALKING ABOUT?
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HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING
BLOOD-PRESSURE MEDICINE?
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW, HONEY.
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IF IT'S ON THE CHART THERE,
IT MUST BE TRUE.
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I'M NOT A DOCTOR.
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OKAY...
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HOW LONG HAS
THIS BEEN GOING ON?
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AH, A COUPLE WEEKS.
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UH-HUH.
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A COUPLE MONTHS!
SIX MONTHS, HONEY!
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HONEY!
WHAT?!
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THIS IS SERIOUS!
HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME?!
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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG
WITH YOU?
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SHE STOLE
RUBBER GLOVES!
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I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW YOU KEPT THIS FROM ME.
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I MEAN, I NEVER SAW YOU
TAKE ANY PILLS.
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I WAS GRINDIN' THEM UP
IN MY BEER.
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JIM...
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I AM SO MAD AT YOU,
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AND I WANT TO
YELL AT YOU,
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BUT I'M AFRAID YOU'LL
GET ALL UPSET AND DIE.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME THIS?!
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I DID. I WROTE IT IN A LETTER
AND MAILED IT TO YOU.
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BUT I MIGHT HAVE GOT
THE ADDRESS WRONG.
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YOU STILL LIVE AT 2635...
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NOT FOR MUCH LONGER.
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I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU
BECAUSE I JUST DIDN'T
WANT YOU TO WORRY.
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WELL, YOU HAVE TO
AT LEAST GIVE ME
THE OPTION TO WORRY.
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YOU'RE TREATING ME
LIKE ONE OF THE KIDS.
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OW!
OH, OKAY,
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I'LL GO GET YOU
AN ICE PACK.
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HOLD ON.
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HONEY, IT IS NO BIG DEAL.
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MEN HAVE
HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE.
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THAT'S THE PRICE WE PAY
FOR GOIN' OUT IN THE WORLD
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AND BRINGIN' HOME THE BACON.
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WHICH YOU COULD EAT LESS OF,
WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT.
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NOT UNTIL THEY MAKE
A BACON PATCH.
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HEY, HOW'S JIM'S KNEE?
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OH, JUST BRUISED.
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THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM
TO TAKE IT EASY
FOR A FEW DAYS.
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OOH, GOOD LUCK
SLOWIN' DOWN THAT DYNAMO.
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THANK YOU
FOR BABYSITTING.
I REALLY OWE YOU ONE.
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OH, GREAT,
BECAUSE I NEED TO BORROW
YOUR BLACK WRAPAROUND DRESS,
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NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
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OKAY. WHY DO YOU
WANT TO BORROW IT?
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CARRIE'S GETTING MARRIED!
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OH, MY GOD!
ANDY'S EX-GIRLFRIEND?!
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THIS IS GONNA KILL HIM!
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I KNOW. I KNOW.
I DON'T WANT TO HURT HIM,
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BUT I'VE KNOWN CARRIE
SINCE COLLEGE.
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I INTRODUCED
THE TWO OF 'EM.
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YOU KNOW, IF SHE'S
GETTING MARRIED,
HE'S GONNA FIND OUT.
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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I SHOULD PROBABLY
JUST TELL HIM.
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NO, DON'T, DON'T.
LET ME TELL HIM.
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YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN
A LITTLE ROUGH ON ANDY.
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I HAVE NOT!
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REMEMBER HOW YOU TOLD
HIM THE DOG DIED?
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YOU PUT IT IN HIS BED!
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HE WAS FOUR! I THOUGHT
HE NEEDED A VISUAL!
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Jim: CHERYL! ICE!
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JUST LET ME HANDLE THIS.
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OHH. WHAT WAS THAT
ABOUT?
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OH, DANA WAS JUST
TELLING ME ABOUT THIS --
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I ALREADY DON'T CARE.
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HEY, HONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD
MAKE MY KNEE FEEL A LOT BETTER?
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WHAT?
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SOME NACHOS.
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NO. YOU ARE CUTTING
BACK ON SNACKING,
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YOU'RE GONNA EXERCISE
MORE -- OR AT ALL,
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AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO DO SOMETHING
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ABOUT YOUR STRESS LEVEL,
HONEY.
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KEEPING STUFF ALL BOTTLED UP
INSIDE IS NOT HEALTHY.
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CHERYL, YOU'RE MY WIFE.
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HOW I FEEL ABOUT THINGS
IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
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LOOK, JIM, I REALLY WANT
YOU TO TALK TO ME MORE --
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I MEAN IT, LIKE IF
SOMETHING HAPPENS AT WORK
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OR IF YOU'RE UPSET
OR WORRIED.
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NOT ME, HON.
IT'S NOT THE GUY I AM, HONEY.
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I DON'T SHARE WELL.
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YOU'RE WILLING
TO BLOW OFF STEAM
AT TOTAL STRANGERS,
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LIKE YELLING AT WAITERS
OR HOLDING UP TRAFFIC
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SO YOU CAN YELL AT
SOME GUY IN A TOLLBOOTH.
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THEY'VE BEEN COLLECTING
QUARTERS FOR 20 YEARS.
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THAT BRIDGE IS
MORE THAN PAID FOR.
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OH, HONEY.
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I LOVE YOU.
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EVERY DAY I LOOK
FORWARD TO YOU WALKING
THROUGH THAT DOOR.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I WOULD DO IF SOMETHING
HAPPENED TO YOU.
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YEAH?
YEAH.
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WOULD YOU CRY?
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YEAH.
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WOULD YOU CRY A LOT?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH.
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WOULD YOU CRY SO HARD
YOU THREW UP?
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ALL OVER THE PLACE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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FINE.
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I'LL TELL YOU HOW I FEEL.
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THANK YOU.
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I FEEL LIKE NACHOS.
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WELL, HELLO, PEOPLE
I SEE EVERY DAY.
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DADDY!
DADDY!
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HI, BABY.
HOW ARE YOU, GIRLS?
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DADDY, COME
TO OUR TEA PARTY.
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YOU COULD
POUR THE TEA.
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ALL RIGHT, BUT DON'T LET ME
SIT NEXT TO BEAR,
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'CAUSE WE DON'T GET ALONG.
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GIRLS, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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DADDY REALLY NEEDS
TO TAKE IT EASY,
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SO WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
GO START THE TEA PARTY,
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AND I'LL BRING YOU
COOKIES IN A MINUTE.
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OKAY, MOMMY.
OKAY?
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THANK YOU, SWEETIES.
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AND YOU...
ME.
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I WANT YOU TO SIT OVER HERE
AND DO NOTHING.
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NOTHING?
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THAT MIGHT BE
MY FAVORITE THING
TO DO...
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MAYBE OF ALL TIME.
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COME ON OVER HERE
AND DO NOTHING WITH ME.
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HEY, HONEY,
DO YOU WANT A DRINK?
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RED WINE IS SUPPOSED
TO LOWER YOUR
BLOOD PRESSURE.
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THAT SOUNDS GREAT...
BUT MAKE IT A BEER.
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OH.
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HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
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FINE.
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JIM, WE TALKED
ABOUT THIS.
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I REALLY WANT TO KNOW
HOW YOUR DAY WAS.
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ALL RIGHT.
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OKAY.
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LET'S SEE.
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MAURICE,
THE TILE GUY, QUIT.
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AND HOW DID THAT
MAKE YOU FEEL?
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LIKE I NEED A NEW TILE GUY.
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NO, JIM. HOW DID IT
MAKE YOU FEEL?
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LIKE, DID IT UPSET YOU,
DID IT FRUSTRATE YOU?
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NO. THIS IS FRUSTRATING ME.
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LOOK, IF WE'RE
GONNA REDUCE
YOUR STRESS LEVEL,
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I REALLY NEED A LITTLE
BIT OF HELP HERE.
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[ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT.
THE GUY TICKED ME OFF, OKAY?
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I MEAN,
HE LEFT ME HIGH AND DRY.
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OH, HONEY.
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OHH.
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AND I THINK HE STOLE
MY PUTTY KNIFE.
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00:08:20,234 --> 00:08:22,367
OH, SWEETIE.
231
00:08:22,434 --> 00:08:24,367
OH, AND THAT
REALLY UPSET ME.
232
00:08:24,434 --> 00:08:25,934
YEAH.
233
00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,200
OH, THIS FEELS SO GOOD.
234
00:08:28,267 --> 00:08:30,100
OH, HONEY.
235
00:08:30,167 --> 00:08:31,133
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
236
00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,934
YOU HAVE SOME KNOTS
IN YOUR BACK.
237
00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,901
I'M GONNA GO GET
SOME MASSAGE OIL, OKAY?
238
00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:39,734
YES!
239
00:08:39,801 --> 00:08:41,467
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, GARY?
240
00:08:41,534 --> 00:08:42,701
WE PLAY THIS RIGHT,
241
00:08:42,767 --> 00:08:45,667
WE COULD SPEND THE REST
OF OUR LIVES IN PAJAMAS!
242
00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,367
HEY, CHERYL.
GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
WHAT'S UP?
243
00:08:56,434 --> 00:08:58,601
YEAH, ANDY, WHY DON'T
YOU COME SIT DOWN.
244
00:08:58,667 --> 00:08:59,934
UH-OH.
245
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,267
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT
FRIEND OF DANA'S
FROM COLLEGE,
246
00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:03,734
THAT BLONDE?
247
00:09:03,801 --> 00:09:04,801
YOU MEAN CARRIE
248
00:09:04,868 --> 00:09:07,133
WHO I WENT OUT WITH
FOR SIX MONTHS?
249
00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:10,501
YEAH. THIS MAY BE
KINDA HARD FOR YOU TO HEAR.
250
00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:12,000
CARRIE'S GETTING MARRIED.
251
00:09:12,067 --> 00:09:14,901
OH, MY GOD.
252
00:09:14,968 --> 00:09:16,167
[ EXHALES ]
253
00:09:16,234 --> 00:09:17,868
I-IF WE DIDN'T BREAK UP
254
00:09:17,934 --> 00:09:19,901
AND IF I GOT ALONG
WITH HER PARENTS
255
00:09:19,968 --> 00:09:23,734
AND -- AND IF SHE
STILL LOVED ME...
256
00:09:23,801 --> 00:09:25,667
THAT COULD'VE BEEN ME.
257
00:09:25,734 --> 00:09:28,834
OH, HONEY, AT LEAST YOU
HAVE YOUR MEMORIES.
258
00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:33,534
YEAH, AND SOME OF HER
STUFF THAT WOULDN'T BURN.
259
00:09:33,601 --> 00:09:35,567
ACTUALLY, I STILL HAVE TO
GIVE HER BACK HER BIKE.
260
00:09:35,634 --> 00:09:37,767
OH, IT'S GONNA BE SO
AWKWARD TO SEE HER AGAIN.
261
00:09:37,834 --> 00:09:40,133
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHY DON'T YOU
LET ME DO THAT?
262
00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,834
YOU KNOW, YOU TEND
TO GET A LITTLE
OVERLY EMOTIONAL
263
00:09:41,901 --> 00:09:43,234
WHEN IT COMES TO CARRIE.
264
00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:46,167
YEAH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
265
00:09:46,234 --> 00:09:47,901
YOU DO IT.
266
00:09:47,968 --> 00:09:49,400
OKAY.
267
00:09:49,467 --> 00:09:51,734
WELL, I SMELLED IT COMING UP
THE DRIVEWAY,
268
00:09:51,801 --> 00:09:53,701
I SMELLED IT IN THE GARAGE.
269
00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:54,934
TELL ME IT'S TRUE.
270
00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,701
YUP. CARRIE'S
GETTING MARRIED.
271
00:09:57,767 --> 00:10:00,634
[ SNIFFS ] NO,
THAT'S NOT THE SMELL.
272
00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:03,033
I'M MAKING
LASAGNA.
273
00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,067
YES!
274
00:10:04,133 --> 00:10:05,067
AND IT'S HEALTHY.
275
00:10:05,133 --> 00:10:06,167
I MADE IT WITH
NONFAT CHEESE.
276
00:10:06,234 --> 00:10:10,367
WOW! THAT OUGHTA
BE REAL BLAND!
277
00:10:10,434 --> 00:10:11,767
DADDY!
DADDY!
278
00:10:11,834 --> 00:10:13,501
HEY, GIRLS.
279
00:10:13,567 --> 00:10:15,334
GIRLS, WHAT DO YOU HAVE
TO SAY TO DADDY?
280
00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,334
WE LOVE YOU.
281
00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,634
AND YOU NEVER HAVE
TO PLAY WITH US.
282
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,701
WOW,
I KNEW INSIDE THIS FAMILY
283
00:10:20,767 --> 00:10:23,067
THERE WAS A BETTER FAMILY
TRYING TO GET OUT.
284
00:10:23,133 --> 00:10:24,868
ANDY,
WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
285
00:10:24,934 --> 00:10:27,367
TAKE THE GIRLS UPSTAIRS,
HELP THEM CLEAN THEIR ROOM.
286
00:10:27,434 --> 00:10:31,167
ALL RIGHT,
UM, GIRLS, COME ON.
287
00:10:31,234 --> 00:10:34,501
WOW. HEY, KYLE.
HOW ARE YA?
288
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:38,367
EVERYBODY'S GONE.
IT'S NICE AND QUIET.
289
00:10:38,434 --> 00:10:41,167
SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
290
00:10:41,234 --> 00:10:42,267
IT WAS GOOD.
291
00:10:42,334 --> 00:10:43,267
REALLY?
292
00:10:43,334 --> 00:10:46,100
NOW, WHAT DO YOU
MEAN BY "GOOD"?
293
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,868
WELL, I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
294
00:10:47,934 --> 00:10:49,601
MAURICE, THE TILE GUY,
CAME BACK,
295
00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:51,734
AND I FOUND MY PUTTY KNIFE.
296
00:10:51,801 --> 00:10:53,000
I FORGOT I LEFT IT
IN THE KITCHEN.
297
00:10:53,067 --> 00:10:55,834
I WAS MAKING
A SANDWICH WITH IT.
298
00:10:57,701 --> 00:10:59,200
FINE, JIM.
299
00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:02,400
WAIT, WHERE YOU GOING,
MRS. MAGIC FINGERS?
300
00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:04,100
NO, NO, HONEY.
THAT'S FINE.
301
00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:06,300
KEEP IT ALL
BOTTLED UP INSIDE.
302
00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:08,534
ALL RIGHT.
303
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,734
LET'S SEE.
304
00:11:10,801 --> 00:11:12,267
THERE WAS ONE THING.
305
00:11:12,334 --> 00:11:13,367
OH, REALLY?
306
00:11:13,434 --> 00:11:15,400
WELL, HONEY, WHY
DON'T YOU TELL
ME ABOUT IT.
307
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,834
THAT'S WHAT
I'M HERE FOR.
308
00:11:17,901 --> 00:11:19,133
WELL, YOU KNOW
THE ANDERSON JOB?
309
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,667
YEAH. WHAT HAPPENED?
310
00:11:21,734 --> 00:11:25,033
WELL, THEY RAN INTO A LITTLE
FINANCIAL TROUBLE,
311
00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:27,767
AND THEY FILED CHAPTER 11.
312
00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:29,367
WOW, THAT'S BANKRUPTCY,
ISN'T IT?
313
00:11:29,434 --> 00:11:32,734
YUP. SO WE GOTTA EAT
ABOUT $10,000 IN COSTS.
314
00:11:32,801 --> 00:11:36,567
WOW. $10,000.
THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.
315
00:11:36,634 --> 00:11:38,534
BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT,
HONEY?
316
00:11:38,601 --> 00:11:40,367
I'M SURE ANOTHER JOB
WILL COME ALONG,
317
00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:43,100
AND WE ARE GONNA
BE JUST FINE.
318
00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:44,100
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
319
00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:46,100
I DO FEEL BETTER
TALKING ABOUT IT.
320
00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:47,200
AW, GOOD, HONEY.
321
00:11:47,267 --> 00:11:49,267
NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT
I WANT YOU TO DO NOW?
322
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:52,167
I WANT YOU TO GO IN,
SIT IN YOUR CHAIR,
323
00:11:52,234 --> 00:11:54,200
PUT YOUR FEET UP,
WHILE I FINISH DINNER.
324
00:11:55,534 --> 00:11:56,801
I LOVE THIS FAMILY!
325
00:11:56,868 --> 00:11:58,934
AWW!
326
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,934
NOW, HONEY, I WANT YOU
TO JUST RELAX. OKAY?
327
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000
OKAY.
328
00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:06,067
KYLE, WE'RE GOIN' UNDER.
329
00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:16,534
OH, MAN,
I HAD A HORRIBLE DREAM.
330
00:12:16,601 --> 00:12:18,834
THEY STILL MAKE TATER TOTS,
DON'T THEY?
331
00:12:20,601 --> 00:12:21,934
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
332
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,300
OH, YOU KNOW HOW
WHEN I CAN'T SLEEP
333
00:12:24,367 --> 00:12:27,100
I LIKE TO GIVE MYSELF
REALLY HARD MATH PROBLEMS?
334
00:12:27,167 --> 00:12:28,534
LOOK. WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
335
00:12:28,601 --> 00:12:30,601
PLUTO REALLY DOES HAVE
AN ELLIPTICAL ORBIT!
336
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,033
WEIRD.
WELL, LET'S GO TO BED.
337
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,200
HOLD ON.
HOLD ON, CHERYL.
338
00:12:35,267 --> 00:12:37,167
CALCULATOR,
BANK STATEMENTS --
339
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:38,701
I CAN PUT TWO
AND TWO TOGETHER.
340
00:12:38,767 --> 00:12:42,467
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
341
00:12:42,534 --> 00:12:46,434
OKAY. I THINK I FOUND
A SOLUTION TO OUR
MONEY PROBLEMS.
342
00:12:46,501 --> 00:12:47,901
WHAT MONEY PROBLEMS?
343
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,901
I'M GONNA TAKE OUT
A SECOND MORTGAGE
ON THE HOUSE
344
00:12:49,968 --> 00:12:51,601
TO HELP COVER YOUR LOSSES
ON THE ANDERSON JOB.
345
00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:52,601
WHAT?!
YEAH!
346
00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:54,000
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO THAT, HONEY.
347
00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:55,100
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
348
00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:56,434
COME ON,
THINGS FALL APART
349
00:12:56,501 --> 00:12:58,534
IN THE CONSTRUCTION
INDUSTRY ALL THE TIME.
350
00:12:58,601 --> 00:12:59,968
THAT'S WHY WE'RE
ALWAYS MOVING
351
00:13:00,033 --> 00:13:02,467
FROM ONE JOB
TO THE NEXT ONE
BEFORE WE FINISH.
352
00:13:02,534 --> 00:13:04,601
THAT'S WHY PEOPLE
HATE US!
353
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:05,968
I HAD TO DO SOMETHING!
354
00:13:06,033 --> 00:13:07,868
WOULD YOU PLEASE NOT
EAT THESE?!
355
00:13:07,934 --> 00:13:09,267
NO! NO! THEY'RE FAT-FREE.
THEY'RE GOOD FOR ME.
356
00:13:09,334 --> 00:13:11,901
NOT BY THE DOZEN.
357
00:13:11,968 --> 00:13:14,801
SEE, THIS IS WHY
I DON'T SHARE, OKAY?
358
00:13:14,868 --> 00:13:16,667
YOU SAY YOU WANT
TO HEAR MY PROBLEMS.
359
00:13:16,734 --> 00:13:19,300
I TELL YOU ONE, AND YOU GO
COMPLETELY NUTS!
360
00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:21,701
PROTECTING YOUR FAMILY
IS NOT NUTS.
361
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,067
NOW, PRETENDING
YOU'RE BLIND
362
00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:24,234
TO TRY TO GET A FREE DOG,
363
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,167
THAT'S NUTS.
364
00:13:26,234 --> 00:13:28,267
THOSE IDIOTS DESERVED
TO GET RIPPED OFF.
365
00:13:28,334 --> 00:13:32,667
THEY DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO STOP
ME WHEN I DROVE AWAY.
366
00:13:32,734 --> 00:13:34,367
JIM, THIS IS SERIOUS.
367
00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:36,000
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
368
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:37,334
SIT DOWN.
369
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,734
OHH.
370
00:13:39,801 --> 00:13:41,100
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED,
HONEY?
371
00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:42,100
WHAT?
372
00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:45,868
IS A NICE, RELAXING
MASSAGE.
373
00:13:45,934 --> 00:13:47,868
OHH, YEAH. OH.
374
00:13:47,934 --> 00:13:50,000
OKAY.
GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.
375
00:13:57,234 --> 00:14:00,234
OKAY, CHERYL.
HERE'S CARRIE'S BIKE.
376
00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:05,534
YOU SAID YOU'D
TAKE IT BACK.
377
00:14:05,601 --> 00:14:07,367
YOU WRECKED HER BIKE?
378
00:14:07,434 --> 00:14:09,501
ACTUALLY, IT FELL OFF
THE ROOF ON THE WAY OVER.
379
00:14:09,567 --> 00:14:10,734
OH.
380
00:14:10,801 --> 00:14:13,467
THEN I NUDGED IT
TO THE CURB
WITH MY CAR...
381
00:14:13,534 --> 00:14:15,667
10 OR 20 TIMES.
382
00:14:15,734 --> 00:14:17,334
CHERYL, THIS DRESS LOOKS
TOO GOOD ON ME.
383
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,934
I DON'T WANT TO UPSTAGE CARRIE
AT HER OWN WEDDING.
384
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,834
YOU'RE GOING TO
CARRIE'S WEDDING?
385
00:14:21,901 --> 00:14:23,501
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA TELL HIM.
386
00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:25,534
YOU KNEW SHE WAS GOING
TO THE WEDDING?
387
00:14:25,601 --> 00:14:27,100
OH, I'M SORRY, ANDY.
388
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,701
I DIDN'T WANT YOUR
FEELINGS TO GET HURT.
389
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,167
YOU SEE, CHERYL? I SHOULD'VE
JUST TOLD HIM MYSELF.
390
00:14:30,234 --> 00:14:34,033
WHAT WERE YOU GONNA DO,
PUT A SICK DOG IN MY BED?
391
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:36,367
IT WAS DEAD, ANDY.
392
00:14:38,267 --> 00:14:39,601
OH, GOD.
393
00:14:41,601 --> 00:14:43,434
YOU GUYS,
JIM'S HOME, OKAY?
394
00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:44,567
AND HE'S ALREADY
UPSET
395
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,634
ABOUT THE ANDERSON
JOB FALLING THROUGH,
SO...
396
00:14:46,701 --> 00:14:48,467
WHAT? THAT DIDN'T
FALL THROUGH.
397
00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:50,334
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
JIM TOLD ME
THEY WENT BANKRUPT,
398
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,300
AND YOU GUYS LOST
ALL THAT MONEY.
399
00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:53,801
NO. THAT WAS LIKE
A MONTH AGO.
400
00:14:53,868 --> 00:14:55,834
EVERYTHING'S FINE NOW.
WE-WE GOT PAID.
401
00:14:58,801 --> 00:15:01,267
I'M GONNA KILL HIM.
402
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,534
IF THERE'S ANY WAY AT ALL
403
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:04,467
YOU COULD KEEP MY NAME
OUT OF THIS...
404
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,667
HEY.
405
00:15:12,734 --> 00:15:15,133
TROUBLE WITH
THE PAPERBOY?
406
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,367
YOU KNOW, GUYS,
407
00:15:16,434 --> 00:15:18,167
JIM LOOKS LIKE HE'S HAD
SORT OF A ROUGH DAY.
408
00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:20,100
WOULD YOU RUN IN AND GET US
A GLASS OF WINE?
409
00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:21,501
I'D KIND OF LIKE TO STAY.
410
00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:23,467
GO.
411
00:15:23,534 --> 00:15:24,667
HEY, BABY.
412
00:15:24,734 --> 00:15:27,000
SO, HONEY, HOW'S IT GOING
WITH THE ANDERSON JOB?
413
00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:28,133
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
414
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,133
THAT WORKED OUT
JUST FINE.
415
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,167
THEY GOT THE MONEY.
416
00:15:30,234 --> 00:15:31,367
OH, THAT'S
GREAT!
I KNOW!
417
00:15:31,434 --> 00:15:33,801
HOW?
UM, HOW?
418
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,501
LET'S SEE, UH...
419
00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,133
WELL, HERE'S A FUNNY STORY.
420
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,767
YOU KNOW WHAT?
421
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:42,367
THEY FOUND A DEED TO A GOLD MINE
BEHIND ONE OF THE PAINTINGS.
422
00:15:42,434 --> 00:15:44,033
YOU LIED TO ME!
423
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:47,234
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO BE MORE SPECIFIC.
424
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:50,734
THE ANDERSON JOB.
ANDY TOLD ME ALL ABOUT IT.
425
00:15:50,801 --> 00:15:52,734
YOU'VE GOTTA KEEP ME
IN THE LIE LOOP.
426
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:58,467
JIM, I ALMOST REMORTGAGED
OUR HOUSE.
427
00:15:58,534 --> 00:16:01,567
THIS IS MAYBE THE STUPIDEST
THING YOU'VE EVER DONE.
428
00:16:01,634 --> 00:16:02,801
HONEY, WATCH THE YELLING.
429
00:16:02,868 --> 00:16:04,367
I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE.
430
00:16:04,434 --> 00:16:06,567
WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO ME
ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
431
00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:08,601
HONEY, I DON'T KNOW.
I DIDN'T PLAN TO.
432
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,968
IT'S JUST -- I TOLD
YOU WHAT YOU WANTED
TO HEAR, THAT'S ALL.
433
00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:12,934
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
434
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,734
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
WHEN I CAME HOME THAT DAY...
435
00:16:14,801 --> 00:16:15,901
YEAH?
436
00:16:15,968 --> 00:16:18,267
I TOLD YOU THAT THERE
WAS NOTHING WRONG.
437
00:16:18,334 --> 00:16:21,300
BUT THEN YOU KEPT ASKING
QUESTIONS AND PUSHING.
438
00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:22,501
COME ON, ADMIT IT.
439
00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:23,901
YOU WANTED ME TO
HAVE A PROBLEM
440
00:16:23,968 --> 00:16:25,767
SO YOU CAN SWOOP
DOWN AND FIX IT.
441
00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:27,367
THAT IS SO NOT TRUE.
442
00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:30,834
I DON'T SWOOP DOWN
AND FIX THINGS.
443
00:16:30,901 --> 00:16:33,334
ACTUALLY, YOU ARE
KIND OF A SWOOPER.
WHAT?
444
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,734
WELL, LIKE HOW YOU
WERE GONNA TELL ANDY
445
00:16:34,801 --> 00:16:36,000
ABOUT THE CARRIE THING.
446
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:37,667
IT'S OKAY. YOU'RE JUST TRYING
TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT.
447
00:16:37,734 --> 00:16:40,734
WHEREAS YOU ARE
A BACKSTABBER.
448
00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:43,734
YOU LIKE TO STAB
PEOPLE IN THE BACK.
449
00:16:43,801 --> 00:16:47,467
YEAH, THANKS
FOR DECODING THAT.
450
00:16:47,534 --> 00:16:49,000
FACE IT, CHERYL.
451
00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:51,834
YOU ALWAYS MAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S
PROBLEMS YOUR PROBLEMS.
452
00:16:51,901 --> 00:16:53,267
THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYS GET
IN THE MIDDLE OF THINGS,
453
00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:54,434
LIKE ANDY AND DANA.
454
00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:55,467
WELL, I'M SORRY.
455
00:16:55,534 --> 00:16:57,367
SO I LIKE
TO HELP PEOPLE.
456
00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,868
YOU KNOW, CHERYL,
MY THERAPIST SAYS WHAT YOU DO
457
00:16:59,934 --> 00:17:02,133
IS CALLED
COMPULSIVE CARETAKING.
458
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:06,234
SEE? IT'S A DISEASE.
459
00:17:07,334 --> 00:17:09,667
OH, I SEE.
460
00:17:09,734 --> 00:17:10,934
SO I'M SICK.
461
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,467
MM-HMM.
UH-HUH.
MM-HMM.
462
00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:15,601
WHA-- I'M SICK
463
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,067
BECAUSE I LIKE TO TAKE CARE
OF THE PEOPLE I LOVE?
464
00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:19,868
GOOD. GOOD, CHERYL.
THAT'S GOOD.
465
00:17:19,934 --> 00:17:21,701
ADMITTING THAT YOU
HAVE A PROBLEM
466
00:17:21,767 --> 00:17:23,434
IS THE FIRST STEP
OF GETTING BETTER.
467
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,934
AND WE'RE GONNA FIGHT
THIS THING TOGETHER
468
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,934
TILL YOU NEVER HELP
ANOTHER PERSON AGAIN.
469
00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:36,667
HEY, HONEY.
470
00:17:36,734 --> 00:17:39,167
HEY, HONEY.
471
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,167
SO, UH...
472
00:17:44,234 --> 00:17:46,467
AREN'T YOU GONNA
ASK ME ABOUT
HOW MY DAY WENT?
473
00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:47,467
NOPE.
474
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,667
GOOD.
475
00:17:51,734 --> 00:17:53,601
THAT'S GOOD.
476
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:56,167
THAT'S GREAT, CHERYL.
477
00:17:56,234 --> 00:17:59,934
YOU KNOW, AT WORK TODAY,
I HAD A LITTLE PROBLEM.
478
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,467
THE PICKUP TRUCK
BROKE DOWN,
479
00:18:01,534 --> 00:18:04,501
AND, GEE,
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER
I SHOULD JUST FIX THAT
480
00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:05,901
OR BUY A NEW ONE.
481
00:18:05,968 --> 00:18:07,467
IT'S YOUR CALL, SWEETIE.
482
00:18:07,534 --> 00:18:11,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
483
00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:12,100
WHAT'S THIS?
484
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:13,667
DINNER -- STEAK.
485
00:18:13,734 --> 00:18:15,067
I CAN EAT RED MEAT?
486
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:17,701
YEAH. ABOUT YOUR POTATO,
WHAT DO YOU WANT --
487
00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:19,667
BUTTER, SOUR CREAM,
OR BOTH?
488
00:18:19,734 --> 00:18:21,667
HONEY, IF I CAN HAVE BUTTER
AND SOUR CREAM,
489
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,234
I DON'T NEED A POTATO.
490
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,100
[ LAUGHS ]
491
00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:30,400
OKAY.
492
00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:34,300
I'M GONNA EAT IT NOW.
493
00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:37,334
HERE IT GOES.
494
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,400
COW'S GOIN'
INTO THE BARN.
495
00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:40,801
BON APPETIT, JIM.
496
00:18:40,868 --> 00:18:42,167
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
497
00:18:42,234 --> 00:18:43,167
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO DO?
498
00:18:43,234 --> 00:18:44,167
YOU TRYING TO KILL ME
WITH THIS STEAK?
499
00:18:44,234 --> 00:18:46,534
NO, HONEY.
500
00:18:46,601 --> 00:18:48,734
I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID,
AND, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
501
00:18:48,801 --> 00:18:51,300
PEOPLE DON'T NEED ME
HELPING THEM ALL THE TIME.
502
00:18:51,367 --> 00:18:53,968
GOOD. GOOD.
503
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,200
THAT'S REALLY GOOD,
CHERYL.
504
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:56,968
YOU LEARNED A LESSON --
505
00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:58,234
NOBODY'S PERFECT.
506
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:01,033
I'M SURE I HAVE
FAULTS, TOO.
507
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,934
WHOO!
508
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:17,167
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
509
00:19:17,234 --> 00:19:18,868
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!
510
00:19:18,934 --> 00:19:22,400
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SUCKING
ALL OF THE FUN OUT OF THIS.
511
00:19:22,467 --> 00:19:23,534
HOW?
512
00:19:23,601 --> 00:19:26,167
WELL, I-I-I MISS IT.
513
00:19:26,234 --> 00:19:28,734
I'D LOVE YOUR
ANNOYING STUFF.
514
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:31,367
YOU KNOW, YOUR ANNOYING
LITTLE QUESTIONS
515
00:19:31,434 --> 00:19:33,634
AND YOUR RED WINE
516
00:19:33,701 --> 00:19:36,601
AND YOUR NONFAT CHEESE
AND "BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELT"
517
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,567
AND "PUT SOME
SUNSCREEN ON"
518
00:19:38,634 --> 00:19:40,634
AND "PUT SOME PANTS ON."
519
00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:46,434
BUT, JIM, YOU SAID
I HAD A DISEASE.
520
00:19:46,501 --> 00:19:49,133
IT'S A GOOD ONE.
521
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,968
COME ON, HONEY, FACE IT.
522
00:19:51,033 --> 00:19:53,767
IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU,
I'D BE 350 POUNDS,
523
00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:55,067
WITH NO KIDS,
524
00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:57,100
EATING BEANS OUT OF
A CAN IN HOBO TOWN.
525
00:19:58,734 --> 00:20:01,334
I MEAN, ALL THIS STUFF
YOU DO, YOU KNOW,
526
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,634
MAKES ME KNOW
THAT YOU LOVE ME.
527
00:20:04,701 --> 00:20:08,400
ARE YOU SHARING
YOUR FEELINGS WITH ME?
528
00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:09,901
NO.
529
00:20:11,634 --> 00:20:13,801
I'M JUST TRYING
TO TELL YOU THAT,
530
00:20:13,868 --> 00:20:16,734
YOU KNOW, I LOVE YOU.
531
00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:18,501
THAT'S A FEELING.
532
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:20,968
ALL RIGHT,
DON'T GET COCKY.
533
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:24,234
SO WE'RE GONNA TALK
ABOUT STUFF?
534
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:25,767
[ SIGHS ]
ALL RIGHT.
535
00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:28,300
BUT IF I COME HOME,
AND I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY,
536
00:20:28,367 --> 00:20:29,300
I'M NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING.
537
00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:30,667
THAT'S FAIR.
538
00:20:30,734 --> 00:20:33,200
OH, AND ALSO,
I DON'T WANT TO
HEAR ABOUT YOUR DAY.
539
00:20:33,267 --> 00:20:36,367
[ LAUGHS ]
540
00:20:36,434 --> 00:20:38,801
SO, THIS IS FOR ME?
541
00:20:38,868 --> 00:20:40,634
NO, ACTUALLY,
THAT'S MINE.
542
00:20:40,701 --> 00:20:42,601
THIS IS FOR YOU.
543
00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:44,334
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD
GO WITH THIS?
544
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,334
HMM?
545
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,801
A SIDE OF PIZZA.
546
00:20:46,868 --> 00:20:48,434
NO.
547
00:20:48,501 --> 00:20:49,467
HOW ABOUT A BEER?
548
00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:50,467
ONE.
549
00:20:55,334 --> 00:20:57,300
PUT THE STEAK DOWN.
550
00:20:59,868 --> 00:21:00,801
AH!
551
00:21:05,601 --> 00:21:07,267
HEY, HONEY.
552
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:09,367
HI, HONEY.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
553
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,367
WELL, LET'S SEE.
554
00:21:11,434 --> 00:21:12,868
I WAS HAPPY...
555
00:21:12,934 --> 00:21:14,801
SAD...
556
00:21:14,868 --> 00:21:16,167
UPSET...
557
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:18,367
HUNGRY...
558
00:21:18,434 --> 00:21:21,167
THEN I STEERED
MY WAY BACK TO HAPPY.
559
00:21:21,234 --> 00:21:22,167
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
560
00:21:22,234 --> 00:21:23,167
SOY BURGERS.
561
00:21:23,234 --> 00:21:24,968
THEN I WAS
A LITTLE ANNOYED.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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