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OKAY, MY LITTLE FRIEND--
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MEAT STICKS!
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MMM!
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YOU WANT SOME?
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COME ON!
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DADDY LOVES THEM.
LOOK.
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MMM!
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SO DOES UNCLE ANDY.
MMM!
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MMM!
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MMM, THESE ARE
PRETTY GOOD.
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WHAT ELSE WE GOT?
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HOW DOES STRAINED
SWEET POTATOES SOUND?
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LIKE A LITTLE BIT
OF HEAVEN.
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OH! MMM!
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THAT IS GOOD!
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THIS IS SO MUCH EASIER
THAN EATING REAL FOOD.
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MM-HMM!
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOT SOME PIZZA
IN THE REFRIGERATOR.
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THINK WE SHOULD
TRY AND PUT IT
IN THE BLENDER?
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I DO ENJOY PIZZA.
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YOU GET THE BLENDER,
I'LL GET THE PIZZA.
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OH.
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WE'RE GONNA NEED
SOME TOPPINGS.
SORRY, BUDDY.
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HAH!
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OH, BABY.
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PIZZA SMOOTHIE--
THAT WAS A DUMB IDEA.
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EVERYTHING WAS FINE
TILL YOU THREW THE HAM IN.
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UGH! DID YOU GUYS
BURN SOMETHING?
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BLENDER MOTOR.
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DON'T ASK.
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SO, HOW WAS THE GYM?
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OH, IT WAS GREAT!
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YOU KNOW, DANA AND I WERE
GONNA TAKE A SPINNING CLASS,
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BUT IT WAS FULL,
SO WE PLAYED RACQUETBALL.
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I HAVEN'T PLAYED IN YEARS.
WHAT A GREAT WORKOUT.
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DID YOU SWEAT IN THAT LITTLE
CURVY SPOT IN YOUR BACK?
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YEAH.
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EVERYONE IN OUR FAMILY DOES.
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WELL, THAT'S OVER.
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HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD START
GOING TO THE GYM AGAIN.
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NO, NO.
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YEAH, YOU COULD COME
TO MY WATER AEROBICS CLASS.
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WE CALL OURSELVES
THE AQUA MANIACS.
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ISN'T THERE A BUNCH OF
OLD PEOPLE IN THERE?
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YEAH. WE LOST MAUD
LAST MONTH.
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NOW I'M THE BEST.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T
NEED TO GO TO THE GYM.
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I HAVE MY EXERCISE TAPE.
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THAT'S NOT AN EXERCISE TAPE,
IT'S A DIRTY MOVIE.
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WHY IS IT SO DIRTY
WHEN SIX WOMEN JUST
LOVE EACH OTHER?
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EVEN IF I HAD GOTTEN
TO MAUD IN TIME,
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THERE'S REALLY NOTHING
I COULD'VE DONE.
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WHY DON'T YOU PLAY RACQUETBALL
WITH ME TOMORROW?
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I ALREADY BOOKED THE COURT,
AND DANA CAN'T MAKE IT.
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NEITHER CAN I.
WHY NOT?
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WELL,
IF YOU MUST KNOW,
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I'VE SCHEDULED
SOME QUALITY TIME
WITH THE CHILDREN.
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I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
THOSE CARS DON'T GET
WAXED BY THEMSELVES.
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ALL RIGHT,
TIME WITH THE CHILDREN?
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SOMETHING'S GOING ON.
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ARE YOU WORRIED
I'M GONNA BEAT YOU?
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[ LAUGHS ] NO!
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YOU ARE!
YOU'RE SCARED.
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YEAH, SCARED
OF BEING BORED
FOR TWO HOURS.
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OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T!
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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OH, COME ON, CHERYL,
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SPORTS ARE
FOR COMPETING.
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COMPETING WITH GIRLS
IS NOT A SPORT,
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IT'S...FOREPLAY.
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REALLY!
I COMPETE TO WIN.
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THERE'S NO OTHER
REASON TO PLAY.
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WHAT ABOUT SPENDING TIME
TOGETHER?
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WELL, THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE DOING RIGHT NOW.
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YOU ARE SO PATRONIZING!
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DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU
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THAT I'VE ALREADY BEATEN YOU
AT RACQUETBALL?
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OH, WAIT A MINUTE!
CHERYL BEAT YOU
AT RACQUETBALL?
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NO!
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NO, I'M SORRY.
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THAT'S RIGHT,
I DIDN'T, I DIDN'T.
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I DESTROYED HIM,
MOPPED THE FLOOR
WITH HIM,
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CLEANED HIS CLOCK!
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TOASTED HIS ONION.
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THAT'S ONE, RIGHT?
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CHERYL, MY DEAR...
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MY SWEET, INNOCENT,
BEAUTIFUL, YOUNG WIFE,
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YOU DIDN'T BEAT ME.
I LET YOU WIN.
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[LAUGHS] THERE'S NO WAY
YOU THREW THAT GAME.
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WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT?
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FOR THE SEX.
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WHAT?
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WE WERE AT A VERY
IMPORTANT PART OF
OUR RELATIONSHIP.
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I WASN'T GETTING
ANY.
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SO I'M THINKING,
"OH, I'M GONNA BEAT
HER AT RACQUETBALL,
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"MAKE HER CRY,
MAKE HER REALLY SAD,
BUM HER OUT."
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THEN FOR SURE
I WASN'T GONNA
CLOSE THE DEAL.
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CLOSE THE DEAL?
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YOU KNOW, MAKE LOVE.
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UH-UH. NO.
NO?
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NO, THERE'S NO WAY
YOU LET ME BEAT YOU.
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NO? YOU REMEMBER THIS?
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OH, JEEZ, CHERYL.
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WOW, THAT WAS A GREAT
GAME YOU PLAYED.
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WOW, YOU'RE A REALLY
STRONG, POWERFUL WOMAN.
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AND THAT'S IMPORTANT--
THAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME
AS A MAN.
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AND I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW THAT IF ANYBODY
WAS GONNA BEAT ME,
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I'M SURE GLAD
IT WAS YOU.
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AND THEN
THE VULNERABLE LOOK.
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[ SNIFFLES ]
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OH, MY GOD!
YOU DID LET ME WIN!
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UH-HUH. WELCOME TO
MY DIRTY LITTLE SECRET.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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REMEMBER OUR FOURTH DATE,
WHEN I COOKED YOU DINNER?
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[ GASPS ] I KNEW YOU
DIDN'T MAKE THOSE EGGROLLS.
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DIDN'T EVEN OWN A WOK!
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HOT?!
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I AM HOT, BABY!
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THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE
TO SETTLE THIS!
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IN THE BEDROOM?
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THE RACQUETBALL COURT!
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OOH, YOU HAVE
A BETTER SHOT
IN THE BEDROOM.
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YOU JUST BE THERE
TOMORROW!
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OH, I'LL BE THERE, BABY.
I'LL BE THERE.
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AND YOU'RE GOING DOWN,
SISTER!
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OHH!
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OH, LISTEN, CAN WE TAKE
YOUR CAR TOMORROW?
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WHY CAN'T WE TAKE
YOUR CAR?
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THAT LIGHT WENT ON AGAIN.
I DON'T WANNA DRIVE IT.
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WHAT IS IT ABOUT
THAT LIGHT?
I DON'T KNOW.
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ALL RIGHT, THEN!
YES!
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TOMORROW!
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YES! TOMORROW!
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ALL RIGHT!
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THIS IS A RACQUETBALL
COURT, MY DEAR,
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WHERE MEN COMPETE!
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SHOULD I SERVE?
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YEAH...LUNCH.
[LAUGHS]
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OH, HONEY, COME ON.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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LET'S NOT DO THIS.
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LET'S BE GOOD SPORTS.
PLEASE?
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[ SIGHS ]
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ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.
HAVE A GOOD GAME.
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OKAY, THANK YOU.
YOU TOO.
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OH, YOU KNOW, I JUST CAN'T
WAIT TILL THIS IS OVER
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AND I'M SHOWERING
WITH THE OTHER GIRLS,
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SOAPING OUR BODIES
AND GIGGLING.
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HUH?
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OW!
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KNOCK, KNOCK.
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WHO'S THERE?
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I KICKED JIM'S ASS.
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OH, YES!
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WHERE IS HE?
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OH, IN THE CAR.
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[LAUGHS]
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YOU COMING IN, SALLY?
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'CAUSE I'M NOT BRINGING
DINNER OUT TO YOU.
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SO HE'S NOT TAKING IT
VERY WELL?
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HE'S OUT THERE POUTING.
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I AM NOT POUTING!
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I WAS REFOLDING THE MAPS
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BECAUSE SOMEBODY
JUST THREW THEM
IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT
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LIKE IT DOESN'T
EVEN MATTER!
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DID YOU REFOLD
THE ONE TO LOSERVILLE?
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[LAUGHS]
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YES, AND I PUT IT
RIGHT NEXT TO THE MAP
OF SPINSTERS' CORNER.
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OH, THAT'S FUNNY.
NO, HEY, IT'S FINE.
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ALL RIGHT, SHH, SHH,
SHH! SHH, SHH, SHH!
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YOU GUYS, I THINK I HEAR
THE BABY CRYING.
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BUT KYLE'S
UPSTAIRS ASLEEP.
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OH. WELL,
THEN IT MUST BE JIM.
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THAT'S GOOD. YOU'RE CUTE.
THAT'S WHY I MARRIED YOU.
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YOU'RE CUTE,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU ARE A BAD WINNER,
BECAUSE I ALMOST BEAT YOU.
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I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEATING YOU.
I WAS LEADING MOST OF THE WAY!
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IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
YOU'VE LOST BEFORE.
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YEAH, AT BASKETBALL,
SOFTBALL, FOOTBALL.
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I'VE SEEN YOU LOSE A LOT--
UH, POOL, DARTS--
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OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
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LOOK, THAT'S
WAY DIFFERENT.
THAT'S WITH GUYS.
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I MEAN, IT'S NOT
THE SAME THING
LOSING TO A GIRL.
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HEY!
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NO, I MEAN IT.
IT'S TRUE.
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YOU KNOW, MEN ARE BIGGER
AND STRONGER THAN WOMEN.
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MEN SHOULDN'T LOSE TO WOMEN,
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I MEAN, EXCEPT FOR MAYBE
IN A DISH-WASHING CONTEST...
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OR MAYBE IN MUD WRESTLING
OR JELL-O WRESTLING.
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I MEAN, THAT'S
A GOOD LOSS, YOU KNOW?
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JIM, YOU'RE MAKING
SOME REALLY
VALID POINTS HERE...
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THANK YOU.
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BUT ALL I'M HEARING
IS "WAH, WAH, WAH!"
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[LAUGHTER]
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LOOK, I'M NO SCIENTIST.
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WHAT? NO.
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IT IS A BIOLOGICAL FACT.
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THAT'S WHY NO WOMAN HAS EVER
BEATEN THE 4-MINUTE MILE,
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OR THAT'S WHY IN GOLF,
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THE LADIES' TEE
IS CLOSER TO THE HOLE.
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THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT
"WOMEN'S TENNIS"
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AND NOT "TENNIS."
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OH! YOU ARE
SO FRUSTRATING!
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COME ON, YOU GIRLS
HAVE EVERYTHING!
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YOU DO--
YOU'RE BETTER-LOOKING,
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Y-Y-YOU GIVE BIRTH,
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YOU RUN COMPANIES,
YOU RUN COUNTRIES,
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YOU CAN TALK BETTER THAN US,
YOU'RE SMARTER THAN US!
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YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING!
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YOU'RE EVEN KILLING
YOUR OWN BUGS NOW!
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COME ON, ALL WE GOT IS WE LIFT
HEAVY OBJECTS AND SPORTS!
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WE HAVE SPORTS.
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OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH,
YOU GOT SPORTS.
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YOU CAN HAVE
YOUR SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING
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AND THAT--THAT THING
IN THE OLYMPICS
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WHERE THEY, YOU KNOW,
DANCE AROUND
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WITH A RIBBON ON A STICK...
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WHICH, BY THE WAY,
IS NOT A SPORT.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN
IT'S NOT A SPORT?
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WELL, CALL VEGAS!
PUT A BET ON IT!
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OKAY, IT'S OFFICIAL--
YOU'RE AN UNBEARABLE
HUMAN BEING.
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I WOULDN'T EVEN
BE ABLE TO LOOK AT YOU
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IF IT WASN'T
FOR THE FACT THAT...
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* YOU GOT BEAT
BY A GIRL *
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* YOU GOT BEAT BY A GIRL *
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* YOU GOT BEAT
BY A GIRL... *
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00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:27,367
* YOU GOT BEAT
BY A GIRL *
229
00:10:27,434 --> 00:10:29,901
ANDY!
230
00:10:29,968 --> 00:10:31,300
* ...BEAT BY A GIRL *
231
00:10:31,367 --> 00:10:34,067
OH, THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!
232
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,868
YOU FINALLY PUT THAT POMPOUS
JERK IN HIS PLACE.
233
00:10:36,934 --> 00:10:38,033
AND JUST A THOUGHT, BUT...
234
00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:41,167
THIS WOULD BE A GREAT TIME
TO LEAVE HIM.
235
00:10:41,234 --> 00:10:44,334
CHERYL, THIS ISN'T JUST
A VICTORY FOR THE WOMEN
IN THIS FAMILY,
236
00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:47,033
THIS IS A VICTORY
FOR WOMEN EVERYWHERE!
237
00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:48,868
DANA!
WHAT?
238
00:10:48,934 --> 00:10:50,234
I CHEATED.
239
00:10:52,534 --> 00:10:55,534
PLEASE TELL ME YOU MEAN
WITH ANOTHER MAN.
240
00:11:05,934 --> 00:11:08,033
[LAUGHTER]
241
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:12,167
HEY, GUYS, CHERYL MESSED UP
AND GOT LIGHT BEER,
242
00:11:12,234 --> 00:11:15,968
SO EVERYBODY
SHOULD START OFF WITH TWO.
243
00:11:18,434 --> 00:11:19,467
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING?
244
00:11:19,534 --> 00:11:22,667
YOU AND CHERYL
PLAYING RACQUETBALL.
245
00:11:22,734 --> 00:11:24,167
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?
246
00:11:24,234 --> 00:11:25,534
FROM THE GYM.
247
00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:27,934
THEY TAPE EVERY ACTIVITY
TO HELP IMPROVE YOUR FORM.
248
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,868
IT'S REALLY HELPED ME
WITH MY BUTTERFLY KICK.
249
00:11:31,934 --> 00:11:33,701
PLUS, I THOUGHT
IT'D BE FUN TO WATCH IT
250
00:11:33,767 --> 00:11:35,334
AND TEASE YOU
IN A MEAN WAY.
251
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:38,934
HEY, JIM, YOU MIGHT
WANT TO THINK ABOUT
BUMPING UP A SIZE.
252
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,267
YOU'RE REALLY
PUNISHING
THAT LYCRA.
253
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,334
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE
SMUGGLING PLUMS.
254
00:11:47,234 --> 00:11:48,734
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH.
255
00:11:48,801 --> 00:11:49,834
COME ON, WE NEED TO REHEARSE.
256
00:11:49,901 --> 00:11:52,167
WAIT A MINUTE!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
257
00:11:52,234 --> 00:11:54,133
WHAT WAS THAT?
WHAT?
258
00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,634
LET'S LOOK AT THAT
AGAIN.
259
00:11:58,567 --> 00:12:00,567
Andy:
THAT'S NOT LEGAL.
260
00:12:02,067 --> 00:12:05,734
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE
VIDEO...
261
00:12:05,801 --> 00:12:07,934
AND MY WIFE'S IN IT!
262
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:17,567
HEY,
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
263
00:12:17,634 --> 00:12:20,434
WELL, JUST MY WAY
OF SHOWING YOU, YOU KNOW,
264
00:12:20,501 --> 00:12:22,801
HOW BAD I FEEL ABOUT
WHAT I SAID TO YOU.
265
00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:29,434
LOOK, HONEY, THIS IS
REALLY HARD FOR ME TO SAY...
266
00:12:29,501 --> 00:12:31,334
[SIGHS]
BUT YOU BEAT ME...
267
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,501
FAIR AND SQUARE,
268
00:12:33,567 --> 00:12:35,367
AND I WAS NOT
A GOOD SPORT ABOUT IT.
269
00:12:35,434 --> 00:12:37,767
NO, NO, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
FORGET ABOUT IT.
270
00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:40,467
OH, I CAN'T FORGET ABOUT IT.
IT WAS UNFORGIVABLE.
271
00:12:40,534 --> 00:12:44,267
COME ON, HONEY,
I WAS DEFINITELY A LOUT
272
00:12:44,334 --> 00:12:46,934
AND MOST ASSUREDLY
NOT A GENTLEMAN.
273
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:52,701
ALL RIGHT, YOU
NEVER TALK THIS WAY
IN THE LIVING ROOM.
274
00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:54,133
WHAT'S GOING ON?
275
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:57,200
NOTHING.
I'M JUST CONCEDING.
276
00:12:57,267 --> 00:13:00,601
I WAS HOPING THAT MAYBE,
YOU KNOW, IF YOU'D LIKE,
277
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:02,267
MAYBE WE COULD WATCH
A MOVIE TOGETHER.
278
00:13:02,334 --> 00:13:04,567
[SIGHS]
JIM, I AM NOT WATCHING
279
00:13:04,634 --> 00:13:07,467
"JACK AND HIS EXCELLENT
BEANSTALK" AGAIN.
280
00:13:07,534 --> 00:13:09,067
NO...
281
00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:12,000
IT'S NOT
THAT KIND OF MOVIE.
282
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:14,367
ALL RIGHT, WHAT KIND
OF MOVIE IS IT?
283
00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:20,834
I HEAR IT STARTS OUT
AS A MYSTERY...
284
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,734
AND THEN WHEN YOU
FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS,
285
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,300
IT'S KIND OF FUNNY.
286
00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:31,067
OH, HONEY!
I HOPE IT'S ROMANTIC.
287
00:13:31,133 --> 00:13:34,067
WELL, THAT DEPENDS
HOW SORRY THE GIRL IS.
288
00:13:38,767 --> 00:13:42,033
WHAT--TH--TH--
289
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:43,267
THIS IS US
PLAYING RACQUETBALL.
290
00:13:43,334 --> 00:13:44,267
YEAH.
291
00:13:44,334 --> 00:13:45,300
WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
292
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,567
THE GYM.
293
00:13:46,634 --> 00:13:49,634
THEY GIVE YOU THIS TAPE
SO YOU CAN ANALYZE YOUR GAME.
294
00:13:49,701 --> 00:13:51,434
OH, NO, NO,
WE DON'T HAVE TO--
295
00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:53,734
HONEY, I THOUGHT
YOU PLAYED GREAT.
296
00:13:53,801 --> 00:13:55,868
IN FACT, I CAN'T
EVEN BELIEVE I WON.
297
00:13:55,934 --> 00:13:57,868
NO, NO, NO, NO!
COME ON, HONEY.
298
00:13:57,934 --> 00:14:00,501
LET'S WATCH.
299
00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:03,367
OH! HERE'S
MY FAVORITE PART.
300
00:14:03,434 --> 00:14:06,801
NOW, NOTICE MY FORM,
OKAY?
301
00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:08,701
NOTICE HOW
I'M NOT LOOKING AT YOU
302
00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:11,801
BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY
TRUSTING YOU.
303
00:14:11,868 --> 00:14:14,067
YOU KNOW, I NEED
TO GO CHECK ON KYLE.
304
00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:15,367
KYLE'S FINE!
305
00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:22,234
OH! HERE'S
MY FAVORITE PART.
306
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,434
WELL, LOOK AT THAT.
307
00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:28,400
THERE YOU ARE CATCHING
THE BALL AND THROWING IT
308
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:30,601
AS IF YOU WERE HITTING IT.
309
00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:35,367
THERE YOU ARE DANCING AROUND
AS IF YOU HAD WON!
310
00:14:36,534 --> 00:14:42,200
AGAIN, I'M NO SCIENTIST...
311
00:14:42,267 --> 00:14:46,834
BUT AS A GUY...
WHO'S NO SCIENTIST...
312
00:14:46,901 --> 00:14:49,234
I'M THINKING...
313
00:14:54,634 --> 00:14:56,567
YOU CHEATED!
314
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,534
OH, ALL RIGHT,
I CHEATED,
315
00:14:58,601 --> 00:15:00,300
AND I FEEL REALLY
STUPID ABOUT IT.
316
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,567
NOW, CAN WE JUST
LET IT GO?
317
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:04,000
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
HOLD ON A SECOND.
318
00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:06,901
EVERY TIME I SCREW UP,
WE HAVE TO SIT DOWN
319
00:15:06,968 --> 00:15:11,300
AND HAVE ONE OF THESE
"FEELINGS" TALKS, ALL RIGHT?
320
00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:14,968
BUT WHEN YOU SCREW UP,
WE JUST WANT TO "LET IT GO"?
321
00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:16,934
NO, I DON'T WANT TO
"LET IT GO."
322
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,100
I WANT TO HAVE
A "FEELINGS" TALK RIGHT NOW.
323
00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:24,601
I WANT TO SAY THE THINGS
TO YOU THAT YOU SAY TO ME.
324
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:25,601
[SIGHS]
325
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:28,367
LOOK AT ME.
326
00:15:30,334 --> 00:15:32,033
LOOK AT ME.
327
00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:39,467
WHAT WERE
YOU THINKING?
328
00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:44,534
I'M AT THE END
OF MY ROPE.
329
00:15:45,734 --> 00:15:48,534
ARE YOU DONE?
I CAN'T BREATHE.
330
00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:58,234
I JUST WANTED
TO GET THAT IN
331
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:01,133
'CAUSE I DIDN'T
THINK I'D EVER HAVE
A CHANCE AGAIN.
332
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,267
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE EVEN.
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!
333
00:16:03,334 --> 00:16:06,834
NO! I WON'T BE HAPPY
UNTIL I WHIP YOUR BUTT
334
00:16:06,901 --> 00:16:08,501
IN A REGULATION
RACQUETBALL GAME
335
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:11,067
DETERMINED BY A PANEL
OF INDEPENDENT JUDGES.
336
00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:13,701
FORGET IT.
I AM NOT PLAYING YOU AGAIN.
337
00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:15,634
OH, NO? WHY, WHY, WHY?
338
00:16:15,701 --> 00:16:17,267
OH, I GET IT--
YOU'RE SCARED...
339
00:16:20,234 --> 00:16:22,601
BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL.
340
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:26,601
I AM NOT SCARED.
341
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,434
OOH, I'M CHERYL.
342
00:16:28,501 --> 00:16:31,467
I JUST LIKE
TO COOK DINNER
AND GET PREGNANT.
343
00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:36,801
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!
344
00:16:36,868 --> 00:16:39,567
I WILL PLAY YOU AGAIN!
345
00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:42,701
OH! I SHOULD'VE THROWN THAT BALL
AT YOUR BIG, FAT HEAD!
346
00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:44,634
WHOO!
347
00:16:44,701 --> 00:16:48,167
I GOT THREE WORDS
FOR YOU, SISTER --
348
00:16:48,234 --> 00:16:49,667
NO CHEATING...
349
00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:54,400
CHEATER!
350
00:17:01,934 --> 00:17:04,968
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T WAIT
TILL THIS GAME IS OVER.
351
00:17:05,033 --> 00:17:06,601
THEN I'M GONNA GO
INTO THE SAUNA
352
00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:08,033
WITH A BUNCH
OF SWEATY GUYS,
353
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,934
AND WE'RE ALL
GONNA BE NAKED!
354
00:17:12,968 --> 00:17:14,501
THAT'S JUST WEIRD, JIM.
355
00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:17,534
YEAH.
356
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,300
YEAH.
IT IS.
357
00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:22,701
OKAY, YOU SERVE.
358
00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:25,234
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU GO FIRST.
359
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,767
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
LADIES FIRST.
360
00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:29,701
AGE BEFORE BEAUTY.
361
00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:31,767
BEAUTY BEFORE BEAST.
362
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:35,000
YOU JUST INSULTED
YOURSELF, JIM.
363
00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:38,467
OR DID I?
364
00:17:50,868 --> 00:17:52,267
AAH! HA!
365
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,133
MOVE, MOVE, MOVE,
MOVE, MOVE!
366
00:18:01,133 --> 00:18:02,067
ENOUGH, ENOUGH.
367
00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:03,133
HEY, HEY!
368
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,400
HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY!
369
00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:06,634
HEY, HEY!
HEY, HEY, HEY!
370
00:18:06,701 --> 00:18:08,534
OW! OW!
FOUL! FOUL!
371
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:18,701
OW!
372
00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:20,100
AUGH.
373
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,501
AUGH.
374
00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:25,100
OH!
375
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:26,634
OHH!
376
00:18:26,701 --> 00:18:29,434
AUGHHH!
377
00:18:29,501 --> 00:18:31,100
AUGH!
378
00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:34,033
AHH. AHH.
379
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:37,434
YAY, I WON.
380
00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:40,300
SO [GROANS]
WAS IT WORTH IT?
381
00:18:40,367 --> 00:18:44,267
WAS IT WORTH BOTH OF US
ENDING UP LIKE THIS?
382
00:18:44,334 --> 00:18:48,467
WELL, I MEAN, IT IS TO ME
BECAUSE, OF COURSE, I WON...
383
00:18:48,534 --> 00:18:50,868
ME, MOI...
384
00:18:50,934 --> 00:18:55,100
THE GUY, EL HONCHO...
385
00:18:55,167 --> 00:19:00,000
EL COYOTE, EL POLLO LOCO.
386
00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:02,067
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE
LIKE THIS?
387
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,367
LIKE WHAT?
388
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,400
LIKE...YOU.
389
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:06,734
[LAUGHS]
390
00:19:06,801 --> 00:19:08,534
REALLY, THINK ABOUT IT.
391
00:19:08,601 --> 00:19:11,167
THERE'S A KIND OF GUY
OUT THERE
392
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:14,868
THAT YOU COULD BEAT
AT RACQUETBALL ALL THE TIME,
393
00:19:14,934 --> 00:19:18,834
BUT IS THAT THE KIND OF GUY
YOU WOULD'VE MARRIED, HUH?
394
00:19:18,901 --> 00:19:21,100
OH--[LAUGHS]
395
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:22,434
NO.
396
00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:23,834
THANK YOU.
397
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:26,167
BUT I REALLY DON'T
WANT YOU TALKING
THIS WAY
398
00:19:26,234 --> 00:19:27,567
IN FRONT
OF THE GIRLS.
399
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,467
I MEAN, I DON'T
WANT THEM GROWING UP
400
00:19:29,534 --> 00:19:30,801
THINKING THEY SHOULDN'T
TRY THEIR HARDEST
401
00:19:30,868 --> 00:19:33,267
AT SPORTS OR SCHOOL
OR FOR A JOB.
402
00:19:33,334 --> 00:19:34,400
I DON'T WANT THAT EITHER.
403
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:37,334
I WANT OUR GIRLS TO BEAT
EVERYBODY AT EVERYTHING.
404
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,868
I JUST DON'T WANT GIRLS
TO BEAT ME.
405
00:19:39,934 --> 00:19:43,300
WELL, COME ON,
DON'T YOU THINK
406
00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:45,234
THAT'S A LITTLE BIT
OF A DOUBLE STANDARD?
407
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,267
NO.
408
00:19:46,334 --> 00:19:49,934
IT'S A FULL-BLOWN
DOUBLE STANDARD.
409
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,200
OH, YOU ARE
A PIECE OF WORK.
410
00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:55,000
OF COURSE,
I KNEW WHO YOU WERE
411
00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:57,601
WHEN I FIRST SHAVED YOU
AND TAUGHT YOU TO SPEAK.
412
00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:58,934
[LAUGHS]
413
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,601
UH-OH, WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOU GUYS?
414
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:02,868
I WON!
415
00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:06,400
DARN! I REALLY WANTED
TO DO THE DANCE AGAIN!
416
00:20:06,467 --> 00:20:08,000
YOU BEAT MOMMY?
417
00:20:08,067 --> 00:20:10,334
YES, I DID...
418
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,667
BUT...
419
00:20:12,734 --> 00:20:15,267
YOU KNOW,
SHE COULD HAVE WON,
420
00:20:15,334 --> 00:20:18,667
YOU KNOW, AND MAYBE
NEXT TIME SHE WILL...
421
00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:22,234
BUT MOST PROBABLY,
THE ODDS ARE IN MY FAVOR...
422
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:28,567
...OR HERS.
423
00:20:28,634 --> 00:20:32,434
APPARENTLY, WE'RE EQUAL.
424
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,534
WE'RE GOING OUT
TO McDONALD'S.
425
00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:37,634
YOU GUYS WANT ANYTHING?
426
00:20:37,701 --> 00:20:38,968
ICE!
ICE!
427
00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:45,467
AND A QUARTER POUNDER
WITH CHEESE
AND A HOT APPLE PIE!
428
00:20:45,534 --> 00:20:47,701
I'LL PROBABLY JUST HAVE
A BITE OF EACH, YOU KNOW?
429
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:52,567
JIM...
430
00:20:52,634 --> 00:20:55,000
IF ONE OF US
HAD TO WIN,
431
00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:57,501
I'M SURE GLAD
IT WAS YOU.
432
00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:09,767
YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'RE JUST
SAYING THAT TO GET ME INTO BED.
433
00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:12,834
I'M NO SCIENTIST...
434
00:21:12,901 --> 00:21:15,701
BUT WHY DON'T WE GO
UPSTAIRS AND FIND OUT?
435
00:21:15,767 --> 00:21:17,267
YES!
436
00:21:17,334 --> 00:21:19,100
OHH!
OHH!
437
00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:20,467
OHH!
438
00:21:20,534 --> 00:21:21,801
OHH!
439
00:21:21,868 --> 00:21:23,167
OHH!
440
00:21:23,234 --> 00:21:24,234
AHH.
441
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:26,567
IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO
RIGHT HERE?
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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