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"AND WHEN BRADFORD SAW
ALL HIS FRIENDS TOGETHER
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"IN THE MAGIC TREE HOUSE,
HE KNEW THAT IT WAS THEM
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AND NOT THE MAGIC THAT MADE
THE TREE HOUSE SO SPECIAL."
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THE END.
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HEY, I WANT TO SAY
"THE END"!
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OH, LOOK, LOOK,
THERE'S MORE.
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OH, MY GOODNESS.
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"$5.00, U.S.,
$6.50 CANADA."
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THE END.
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OKAY, DADDY'S HOME.
EVERYBODY MAKE A BIG DEAL.
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DADDY!
DADDY!
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THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, DEAR.
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HONEY?
OH, YAY.
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OH, HEY, HOW YOU DOING,
SIR POOPS-A-LOT?
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DADDY?
MM-HMM?
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CAN WE HAVE A MAGIC TREE HOUSE
LIKE BRADFORD DOES IN THE BOOK?
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SURE, SURE.
JUST BE SURE TO RETURN
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MY TOOLS WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
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JIM, YOU DID TELL THEM
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YOU'D BUILD THEM
A TREE HOUSE LAST YEAR,
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BUT SOMEHOW I GOT
A FOOSBALL TABLE INSTEAD.
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SO, WHAT--YOU DON'T WANT ME
TO EXERCISE ANYMORE?
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OH, COME ON,
YOU'RE A CONTRACTOR,
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ANDY'S AN ARCHITECT.
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YOU GUYS CAN DO THIS.
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PLEASE, DADDY, PLEASE?
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WE REALLY WANT
A TREE HOUSE.
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YOU SEE,
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THIS IS THE PROBLEM
WITH READING.
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BOOKS ARE WHERE IDEAS
COME FROM.
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HAH!
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OH, BABY.
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DADDY, CAN YOU PLAY
BARBIES WITH US?
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OH, YOU KNOW,
I REALLY WANT TO,
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BUT I GOT TO WAIT
AT LEAST AN HOUR AFTER I EAT
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BEFORE PLAYING WITH BARBIES.
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OTHERWISE I GET A CRAMP.
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AND THEN WILL YOU PLAY?
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SURE.
UNLESS I EAT AGAIN.
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HEY, GUYS.
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HEY, ANDY,
WHERE WERE YOU?
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YOU MISSED BURGERS.
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I'VE BEEN WORKING
ON THIS MODEL
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FOR THE KIDS'
TREE HOUSE.
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JEEZ.
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LOOK AT THE DETAIL
ON THIS THING.
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WOW.
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YOUR NEW TREE HOUSE.
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OH, IS THAT A LITTLE RUBY
AND A LITTLE GRACIE?
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MM-HMM, AND THAT'S
JIM AND YOU,
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AND LOOK, THAT'S ME.
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WHERE AM I?
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YOU'RE IN A MODEL
OF A RESTAURANT
HAVING A BAD DATE.
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THE KIDS ARE GONNA
LOVE THIS.
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SEE? YOU ASK,
I DELIVER.
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AND WHAT EXACTLY
DID YOU DO?
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I MADE THE ACTUAL GIRLS
THAT GO INTO
THE TREE HOUSE.
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DOES ANYBODY WANT
TO GO OUT FOR ICE CREAM?
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OKAY. BUT LET'S USE
THE LITTLE SAMPLE SPOONS
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SO WE CAN PRETEND
WE'RE GIANTS.
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GIRLS, WE'RE GOING OUT
FOR ICE CREAM!
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Girls: YAY! ICE CREAM!
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO AHEAD?
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YOU KNOW, KYLE JUST WENT DOWN,
AND I'M KIND OF FULL.
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YEAH, YEAH, I'M NOT
GONNA GO EITHER.
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YOU KNOW, I GOTTA
SCRAPE THE GRILL,
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HELP CHERYL CLEAN
AND STUFF.
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THANKS.
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OKAY.
SEE YA.
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SEE YOU LATER.
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BYE, GIRLS.
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SEX?
OH, YEAH.
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I FIGURE WE GOT
20 MINUTES.
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OKAY, THAT'S, UH,
TWO MINUTES
TO GET UNDRESSED,
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EIGHT MINUTES OF FOREPLAY,
FIVE TO MAKE LOVE.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK
I CAN GET THAT FOREPLAY
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DOWN TO TWO MINUTES,
MAYBE ONE.
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GREAT! I CAN GET STARTED
ON THE LAUNDRY.
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GOOD. I GOT SOME SHIRTS.
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WOW.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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YOU KNOW,
AND KEEPING MY SHOES ON
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REALLY GAVE ME
THAT EXTRA TRACTION.
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DOES IT EVER GET TO YOU
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THAT WE ALWAYS HAVE TO
SQUEEZE THIS TIME IN
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BETWEEN LOADS OF LAUNDRY
AND BABY PUKE?
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YEAH, SOMETIMES.
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REMEMBER WHEN WE
WERE FIRST DATING
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AND I HAD THAT
LITTLE APARTMENT
ON SHERIDAN
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WITH THE LEAKY ROOF?
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REMEMBER THAT FIRST
NIGHT YOU STAYED OVER,
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IT RAINED AND IT RAINED?
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AND THEN WHEN THE LIGHTS
WENT OUT,
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WE LIT CANDLES.
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GOD...
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IT WAS SO ROMANTIC.
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DON'T YOU MISS THAT?
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[ SNORING ]
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YEAH.
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[ KYLE CRYING ]
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NO, NO, NO, HONEY,
SERIOUSLY,
LET ME GET IT.
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SO, I MADE SURE
WE TOOK OUR TIME
AT THE ICE CREAM PARLOR,
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AND WE DROVE AROUND
THE BLOCK A FEW TIMES
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SO YOU AND JIM COULD,
YOU KNOW,
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FINISH WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
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WHAT?
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OH, COME ON, CHERYL,
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JIM OFFERS TO STAY
AND HELP YOU CLEAN UP,
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AND HE TURNS DOWN ICE CREAM?
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YOU KNOW, DANA,
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WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED
WITH THREE KIDS,
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YOU JUST GRAB THE TIME
WHEN YOU CAN.
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WHY DON'T YOU AND JIM
JUST GET AWAY?
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OH, LIKE ON A TRIP?
YEAH.
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LOOK, I KNOW HE'S A TIGHTWAD,
BUT MY TRAVEL AGENT TOLD ME
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ABOUT THIS EXCLUSIVE PLACE
IN THE BAHAMAS --
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NO PHONES,
PRIVATE BUNGALOWS,
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AND THEIR MOTTO
IS "WE HATE CHILDREN."
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DANA, I CAN'T JUST
PICK UP AND GO.
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I'VE GOT KYLE.
THE GIRLS ARE IN SCHOOL.
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I NEED A NEW LINT TRAP
FOR MY DRYER.
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I HAVE A LIFE.
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NO, YOU HAVE MOM'S LIFE.
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OW.
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LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE UP
ROMANCE AND SPONTANEITY
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JUST BECAUSE
YOU'RE MARRIED TO JIM.
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DANA, THERE IS
A WHOLE SWEET,
ROMANTIC SIDE TO JIM
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THAT YOU NEVER SEE.
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YOU KNOW, THAT MAN
GAVE UP ICE CREAM
FOR ME.
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YOU BRING ME BACK
SOME ICE CREAM?
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NO.
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[ SCOFFS ]
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SWEETIE?
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I'LL BE UP
IN A MINUTE,
ALL RIGHT?
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I'LL BE ASLEEP,
BUT YOU CAN WAKE ME.
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DON'T SCRATCH IT.
DON'T SCRATCH IT.
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OH!
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ALL RIGHT,
GIVE ME THE NUMBER
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OF YOUR
TRAVEL AGENT.
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HEY, HONEY.
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HEY.
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SO, THE TREE HOUSE IS
REALLY COMING ALONG.
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YEAH, AND THE GIRLS ARE
REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT.
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AND WHEN I SAY "GIRLS,"
I DO MEAN ANDY.
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I CAN HEAR YOU IN THERE!
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ANDY, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING
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IN THE TREE HOUSE NOW?
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COME ON!
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IT'S 10:00. GO HOME.
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JIM, WHILE I GOT YOU HERE,
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WHERE DO YOU WANT ME
TO INSTALL THE PHONE JACKS?
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I CAN THINK
OF ONE PLACE, ANDY.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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WELL, I GUESS THIS
IS AS GOOD A TIME
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TO TELL YOU AS ANY.
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THIS IS A BOOK.
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WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
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OH, NOTHING.
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NOTHING, HUH?
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MM-HMM.
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NO. [ Laughing ]
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NOTHING.
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"THE ULTIMATE GUIDE
TO THE BAHAMAS"?
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YEAH, 'CAUSE WHEN WE
GET THERE,
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I WANT TO KNOW WHERE
ALL THE GOOD STUFF IS.
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CHERYL, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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I'LL GIVE YOU
A LITTLE HINT.
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WE'RE GOING
TO THE BAHAMAS!
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JUST YOU AND ME.
WE LEAVE IN THREE WEEKS.
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FOUR INCREDIBLE DAYS
AT PARADISE ISLAND.
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HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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WE CAN'T DO THAT.
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I MEAN,
I'VE GOT MY WORK.
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YOU'VE GOT YOUR...KIDS.
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IT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF.
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DANA'S GONNA
TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS,
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AND ANDY'S GONNA
COVER FOR YOU AT WORK.
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BUT WE CAN'T AFFORD
A VACATION.
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HONEY, I GOT
A GREAT DEAL.
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GREAT?
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OFF-SEASON, MIDWEEK,
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LAYOVER, TIMESHARE,
SEMINAR.
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WHAT ABOUT THE AIRFARE?
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I TOLD THEM WE WERE
GOING TO A FUNERAL.
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THEY'RE TAKING OFF 50%.
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HONEY, DO YOU REALIZE
THAT WE HAVEN'T BEEN
ALONE
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SINCE RUBY WAS BORN?
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I KNOW.
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WELL, I GUESS
IT COULD BE FUN.
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I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
I'VE NEVER REALLY SEEN
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THOSE COCONUT BRAS
EXCEPT FOR IN PICTURES.
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OH, OH, HONEY,
HONEY, HONEY...
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WHAT?
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BEFORE WE DO THIS...
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YES?
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COULD WE TALK?
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SURE.
OKAY.
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[ WESTERN DRAWL ]
WELL, HELLO, MA'AM,
MY NAME IS BUCK.
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HONEY, HONEY, HONEY,
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I WANT TO TALK
ABOUT THE TRIP.
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YOU KNOW HOW
WE'RE ALWAYS RUSHING
THROUGH SEX?
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YEAH.
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WELL, I MEAN, I THOUGHT,
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WHAT IF WE HELD OFF
FOR THREE WEEKS
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TILL WE GOT THERE?
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WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?
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HONEY, HONEY,
JUST THINK HOW
ROMANTIC IT'LL BE
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WHEN WE'RE
FINALLY ALONE.
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THREE WEEKS?
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WE DIDN'T WAIT THAT LONG
THE FIRST TIME.
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BUT, HONEY, THIS IS
GOING TO MAKE IT FEEL
JUST LIKE THE FIRST TIME.
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NO, IN ORDER TO FEEL
LIKE THE FIRST TIME,
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WE NEED YOUR DAD,
A BAT, AND SOME COPS.
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NO. NO WAY.
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OH, COME ON.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TELLING ME HERE?
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YOU WANT ME TO SPEND
A LOT OF MONEY
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AND HAVE NO SEX
FOR THREE WEEKS.
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IT'S LIKE
I JUST HAD SURGERY.
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HONEY, YOU KNOW,
IF WE DO HOLD OUT,
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I PROMISE YOU,
BY THE TIME WE GET
TO THE BAHAMAS,
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YOU'LL NEVER EVEN
SEE THE BEACH.
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WALL TO WALL ACTION?
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OH, YEAH.
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OKAY.
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LOOK WHAT I FOUND
IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER.
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LET ME GUESS.
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ANOTHER LOVE NOTE
FROM THE BUTT SCRATCHER.
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YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE
WE STARTED
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THIS WHOLE HOLDING-OUT THING,
HE'S BEEN SO ROMANTIC.
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YEAH, THERE'S
NOTHING LIKE
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A GUY WHO'S NOT
TAKING IT FOR GRANTED.
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LISTEN TO THIS.
"DEAR CHERYL,
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"EVERYTHING GOOD IN MY LIFE
IS BECAUSE OF YOU.
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I LOVE YOU
WITH ALL MY HEART. JIM."
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THAT'S SWEET.
I'M SURPRISED.
237
00:09:53,701 --> 00:09:55,033
OH, LOOK, THERE'S
A LITTLE DRAWING
ON THE BACK.
238
00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:58,100
WHY IS HE HOLDING
A FLASHLIGHT? OHH!
239
00:09:58,167 --> 00:09:59,734
AAH!
240
00:09:59,801 --> 00:10:04,400
ANDY, THE TREE HOUSE
DOES NOT NEED A SKYLIGHT.
241
00:10:04,467 --> 00:10:06,934
JIM, I HAVE
AN ARCHITECT'S MIND.
242
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,133
I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO BUILD CRAP.
243
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,868
YEAH? WELL, APPLY YOURSELF.
244
00:10:10,934 --> 00:10:12,267
FINE. WHY DON'T WE JUST
SLAP TOGETHER
245
00:10:12,334 --> 00:10:14,100
A FLOOR AND SOME WALLS?
246
00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:15,634
YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.
247
00:10:15,701 --> 00:10:17,567
THEN IT WOULD BE
A TREE HOUSE!
248
00:10:17,634 --> 00:10:20,100
SOMEBODY DOESN'T WANT
THE PASSWORD
249
00:10:20,167 --> 00:10:22,033
TO THE SECURITY SYSTEM!
250
00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:29,701
HEY.
251
00:10:29,767 --> 00:10:31,868
HEY.
252
00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:34,868
I LOVE YOU.
253
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,434
I LOVE YOU.
254
00:10:38,834 --> 00:10:40,400
OOPS.
255
00:10:40,467 --> 00:10:42,100
SPILLED ON MY SHIRT.
256
00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:57,033
IS HE GONNA DO THIS
UNTIL YOU LEAVE?
257
00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:58,434
DANA, IT'S JUST A WEEK.
258
00:10:58,501 --> 00:11:00,000
NO, YOUR TRIP'S
IN TWO WEEKS.
259
00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:01,734
NO, WE LEAVE IN A WEEK.
260
00:11:01,801 --> 00:11:03,167
UH-OH.
261
00:11:03,234 --> 00:11:04,467
DANA, I WAS VERY CLEAR
WITH YOU.
262
00:11:04,534 --> 00:11:05,601
NO, I WROTE IT DOWN
ON A PIECE OF PAPER.
263
00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:08,000
I WAS VERY SPECIFIC
ABOUT OUR SCHEDULE.
264
00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:09,334
LOOK, I REMEMBER
YOU SAID
YOU WERE LEAVING
265
00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,968
THE DAY AFTER
MOM'S BIRTHDAY.
THAT'S THE 23rd.
266
00:11:12,033 --> 00:11:13,501
THAT'S THE 16th,
267
00:11:13,567 --> 00:11:15,100
WHICH I SHOULD HAVE REALIZED
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
268
00:11:15,167 --> 00:11:16,868
BECAUSE I ALWAYS BUY
HER PRESENT.
269
00:11:16,934 --> 00:11:19,467
I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU'RE MAKING THIS
ABOUT YOU.
270
00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:25,868
DANA, YOU'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR SCHEDULE.
271
00:11:25,934 --> 00:11:28,234
WELL, I CAN'T.
I'M GONNA BE IN
NEW YORK ON BUSINESS.
272
00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:29,501
CAN'T YOU CHANGE
YOUR TRIP?
273
00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:31,133
NO, DANA,
IT'S A WHOLE PACKAGE!
274
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,501
IN A FEW WEEKS, HURRICANE
SEASON'S GOING TO BE OVER
275
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:36,400
AND PRICES
ARE GOING TO SKYROCKET.
276
00:11:36,467 --> 00:11:39,634
CAN'T YOU ASK ANDY
TO WATCH THE KIDS?
277
00:11:39,701 --> 00:11:41,467
Andy: GIVE ME BACK
MY HAMMER!
278
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,100
ARE YOU TRYING
TO MAKE ME CRY, JIM?
279
00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:46,267
GIVE IT! GIVE IT!
280
00:11:46,334 --> 00:11:47,901
DON'T LOOK AT ME!
281
00:11:50,701 --> 00:11:52,968
I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO TELL
JIM THE TRIP IS OFF.
282
00:11:53,033 --> 00:11:54,400
HEY.
283
00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:56,200
HEY.
284
00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:57,868
THIS IS FOR YOU.
285
00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,901
OH...
286
00:11:59,968 --> 00:12:01,567
NO MATTER HOW BEAUTIFUL
THIS ROSE IS,
287
00:12:01,634 --> 00:12:09,200
IT CAN'T COMPARE
TO THE BEAUTIFUL...NESS
288
00:12:09,267 --> 00:12:10,400
OF YOU.
289
00:12:10,467 --> 00:12:11,968
OH...
290
00:12:17,334 --> 00:12:18,267
LOVE YOU.
291
00:12:18,334 --> 00:12:19,334
[ SIGHS ]
292
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,467
LOVE YOU.
293
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,801
MAYBE I'LL TELL HIM
TOMORROW.
294
00:12:35,067 --> 00:12:36,400
I GOT YOUR HAMMER NOW!
295
00:12:36,467 --> 00:12:37,834
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
296
00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:48,033
[ MUSIC PLAYING ]
297
00:12:54,234 --> 00:12:55,901
MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
298
00:12:55,968 --> 00:12:57,467
OH, JIM, I --
299
00:12:57,534 --> 00:12:58,467
SHH.
300
00:12:58,534 --> 00:13:00,501
NO WORDS.
301
00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:07,467
OH, JIM, WE REALLY HAVE
TO DISCUSS SOMETHING.
302
00:13:07,534 --> 00:13:08,767
I KNOW, I KNOW.
303
00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:10,467
ONLY ONE BEER
ON THE PLANE.
304
00:13:13,267 --> 00:13:16,534
OH, HONEY, UM...
305
00:13:16,601 --> 00:13:17,934
WE'RE NOT GOING
ON THE TRIP.
306
00:13:19,901 --> 00:13:21,634
WHAT?
307
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:24,133
THERE WAS A SCREW-UP
WITH DANA'S SCHEDULE,
308
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,300
AND SHE CAN'T
WATCH THE KIDS.
I HAD TO CANCEL.
309
00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:29,167
OH, MAN,
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
310
00:13:29,234 --> 00:13:31,767
WELL...
THREE DAYS AGO.
311
00:13:32,901 --> 00:13:35,801
YOU'VE KNOWN ABOUT THIS
FOR THREE DAYS?
312
00:13:35,868 --> 00:13:37,000
WELL, YEAH, BUT, HONEY,
313
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,367
I'D TRY TO TELL YOU
AND YOU'D --
314
00:13:39,434 --> 00:13:43,334
YOU'D WRITE ME A POEM
OR BRING ME A ROSE,
315
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,133
ASK ME TO DANCE.
316
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,667
AND I JUST DIDN'T WANT
IT TO END. I'M SORRY.
317
00:13:48,734 --> 00:13:50,033
OH, I'M SORRY, TOO.
318
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,400
I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
TO IT, HONEY.
319
00:13:51,467 --> 00:13:53,000
YEAH.
320
00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:55,234
OKAY. LET'S HAVE SEX.
321
00:13:57,934 --> 00:13:59,267
WHAT?
322
00:13:59,334 --> 00:14:00,767
DO THE MATH.
323
00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:02,400
YOU OWE ME
THREE DAYS' WORTH.
324
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,400
I OWE YOU?
325
00:14:04,467 --> 00:14:06,100
YEAH. YOU BETTER
GET STARTED.
326
00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:08,100
YOU GOT CHILDREN
TO RAISE.
327
00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:09,167
OKAY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
328
00:14:09,234 --> 00:14:11,367
THESE PAST FEW DAYS
HAVE BEEN --
329
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,968
BEEN SO SPECIAL TO ME.
330
00:14:13,033 --> 00:14:14,767
IT'S LIKE YOU WERE
COURTING ME AGAIN.
331
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:16,234
WHAT,
IS THAT OUT THE WINDOW?
332
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,567
NO, I WAS GONNA
KISS YOU.
333
00:14:18,634 --> 00:14:20,534
YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE.
334
00:14:20,601 --> 00:14:22,834
I KNOW, AND I HAVEN'T
EVEN STARTED.
335
00:14:26,868 --> 00:14:28,167
ALL RIGHT.
336
00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:32,801
GO AHEAD. TAKE ME.
337
00:14:32,868 --> 00:14:34,734
DO WHAT YOU WANT.
338
00:14:34,801 --> 00:14:36,934
YES!
339
00:14:38,801 --> 00:14:41,567
COULD YOU BE
MORE INSENSITIVE?
340
00:14:41,634 --> 00:14:43,901
WOULD IT MAKE YOU HOTTER?
341
00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:46,033
WHAT? CHERYL?
342
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,868
"WHAT?"
CHERYL, COME ON.
343
00:14:47,934 --> 00:14:49,601
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S
BEEN LYING ABOUT THIS
344
00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:53,334
FOR THREE DAYS, AND I'M
THE ONE IN TROUBLE?
345
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,901
Andy: WOMEN.
WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO?
346
00:14:54,968 --> 00:14:56,267
ANDY!
347
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:05,234
OKAY, ALL YOU DO
IS GO UP TO YOUR DAD
348
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,934
AND SAY, "DADDY, WE THINK
THAT CROWN MOLDING
349
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,501
"WILL ADD AN AIR
OF TIMELESS ELEGANCE
350
00:15:11,567 --> 00:15:13,033
TO OUR TREE HOUSE."
351
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:15,067
CAN YOU DO THAT?
352
00:15:15,133 --> 00:15:16,734
YOU SMELL
LIKE CHICKEN.
353
00:15:23,534 --> 00:15:25,267
HEY.
354
00:15:25,334 --> 00:15:26,968
HELLO.
355
00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:31,667
HEY, JIM, SHE'S NOT MOVING.
JUMP ON HER.
356
00:15:38,534 --> 00:15:41,601
THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S REALLY GREAT.
357
00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:43,734
EVERYONE
IN YOUR FAMILY
358
00:15:43,801 --> 00:15:46,167
ALWAYS HAS TO KNOW
ABOUT OUR PRIVATE STUFF.
359
00:15:46,234 --> 00:15:47,534
OH, BELIEVE ME,
IT'S NO NEWS FLASH
360
00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:49,334
THAT ALL GUYS CARE ABOUT
IS SEX.
361
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,501
THANK YOU.
362
00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:52,901
AND ANY GUY THAT
TELLS YOU ANYTHING
DIFFERENT
363
00:15:52,968 --> 00:15:56,601
IS EITHER LYING
OR JUST HAD SEX.
364
00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:59,400
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
THAT THESE PAST FEW DAYS
365
00:15:59,467 --> 00:16:01,667
WHEN YOU'VE BEEN
SO ROMANTIC,
366
00:16:01,734 --> 00:16:03,801
ALL YOU REALLY CARED
ABOUT WAS GETTING SOME?
367
00:16:03,868 --> 00:16:05,200
YES!
368
00:16:05,267 --> 00:16:06,667
WELL, THAT WAS
OUR AGREEMENT --
369
00:16:06,734 --> 00:16:11,100
NO-GETTIN'-SOME,
THEN A LOTTA SOME.
370
00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:13,567
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, JIM.
371
00:16:13,634 --> 00:16:16,033
OH, COME ON, CHERYL. I WAS
JUST BEING HONEST WITH YOU.
372
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,701
I MEAN,
ALL GUYS ARE LIKE THAT.
373
00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:19,167
THAT'S WHY WE OPEN DOORS
FOR YOU.
374
00:16:19,234 --> 00:16:20,567
THAT'S WHY WE SEND YOU
FLOWERS.
375
00:16:20,634 --> 00:16:22,234
THAT'S WHY WE REMEMBER
YOUR NAMES.
376
00:16:23,601 --> 00:16:25,133
OH, COME ON!
377
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,567
THE FIRST NIGHT WE MET,
YOU TOLD ME
378
00:16:26,634 --> 00:16:28,467
THAT EVEN IF YOU NEVER
SAW ME AGAIN,
379
00:16:28,534 --> 00:16:31,868
IT WAS ENOUGH JUST TO KNOW
THAT A WOMAN LIKE ME EXISTED.
380
00:16:31,934 --> 00:16:33,901
WELL, HONEY, I SAID THAT
TO A BUNCH OF WOMEN THAT NIGHT.
381
00:16:33,968 --> 00:16:35,434
REALLY?
382
00:16:35,501 --> 00:16:37,734
CHERYL, THE WAY
YOU WERE LOOKING AT ME,
383
00:16:37,801 --> 00:16:41,300
YOU WERE THERE
FOR THE EXACT
SAME REASON I WAS.
384
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:42,567
GUESS WHAT.
385
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,000
I WASN'T EVEN LOOKING AT YOU.
386
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:46,033
CHERYL.
COME ON, CHERYL.
387
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:48,200
YOU WERE PRACTICALLY
DROOLING ALL OVER ME.
388
00:16:48,267 --> 00:16:49,667
ACTUALLY...
CHERYL, DON'T TELL HIM --
389
00:16:49,734 --> 00:16:52,067
I WAS DROOLING
OVER THE GUY BEHIND YOU.
390
00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:53,934
YOU WERE IN THE WAY.
391
00:16:59,534 --> 00:17:02,000
OKAY.
392
00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:04,634
THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.
393
00:17:04,701 --> 00:17:06,868
SINCE EVERYBODY ELSE
DOES.
394
00:17:08,534 --> 00:17:10,234
OHH.
395
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,501
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I SAID THAT.
396
00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:17,501
CHERYL, AS YOUR BROTHER,
MAYBE I CAN HELP.
397
00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:20,834
I THINK WHAT JIM NEEDS
FROM YOU RIGHT NOW IS...
398
00:17:20,901 --> 00:17:23,300
IS ABOUT 50 LINEAR FEET
OF CROWN MOLDING.
399
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,100
KIDS?
400
00:17:34,434 --> 00:17:36,934
CHERYL?
401
00:17:38,434 --> 00:17:40,534
ANYBODY?
402
00:17:46,934 --> 00:17:49,100
"PLAY ME."
403
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:50,100
HMM.
404
00:17:53,634 --> 00:17:55,100
Cheryl, on video:
HI, JIM.
405
00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:58,667
I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET,
AND I FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT.
406
00:17:58,734 --> 00:18:01,334
I SHOULDN'T
HAVE SAID THAT THING.
407
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:05,200
AND I REALLY WANT
TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
408
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,834
GRACIE, STOP LICKING
YOUR SISTER!
409
00:18:09,901 --> 00:18:12,734
Gracie:
SHE LICKED ME FIRST!
410
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,734
I DON'T CARE!
411
00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:18,000
ANYWAY...
412
00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:23,167
I WANT YOU TO MEET ME
UP IN THE TREE HOUSE.
413
00:18:23,234 --> 00:18:26,033
I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
414
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:29,601
I GOTTA GO. GOODBYE.
415
00:18:30,934 --> 00:18:34,200
[ THUNDER ]
416
00:18:35,734 --> 00:18:37,667
HI.
417
00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:41,567
I GOT YOUR TAPE.
418
00:18:44,534 --> 00:18:47,801
YOU SURE YOU WANT ME HERE
AND NOT THAT OTHER GUY?
419
00:18:47,868 --> 00:18:49,067
WHAT GUY?
420
00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:50,534
THE GUY, THE GUY --
YOU KNOW THE GUY.
421
00:18:50,601 --> 00:18:52,300
THE GUY BEHIND ME.
THE GUY IF I EVER
MEET HIM,
422
00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:54,234
I'M GONNA KICK
HIS BUTT. THAT GUY.
423
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:58,834
HONEY, I LOOKED AT HIM
FOR TWO SECONDS.
424
00:18:58,901 --> 00:19:02,100
I SPENT THE REST
OF MY LIFE WITH YOU.
425
00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:04,567
OH, I'M SORRY.
426
00:19:04,634 --> 00:19:07,200
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
427
00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:10,667
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
428
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:15,133
SINCE YOU'RE NEW AT THIS
"I'VE DONE SOMETHING STUPID
429
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,968
AND I WANT TO MAKE IT UP
TO YOU" THING,
430
00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:20,901
I GUESS I CAN WALK YOU
THROUGH THE STEPS.
431
00:19:20,968 --> 00:19:24,467
YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T WE SEE
HOW I DO ON MY OWN?
432
00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:28,634
WHOA!
433
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:32,033
YOU JUST SKIPPED
TO STEP FIVE.
434
00:19:34,567 --> 00:19:36,000
I LOVE MY LIFE WITH YOU
435
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:37,701
AND OUR BEAUTIFUL KIDS
436
00:19:37,767 --> 00:19:41,234
AND THIS RIDICULOUSLY
OVER-THE-TOP TREE HOUSE.
437
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,868
YEAH. I WAS THINKING
OF MOVING IN HERE
438
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,934
AND GIVING THE HOUSE
TO THE KIDS.
439
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:50,501
SO, HONEY...
HMM?
440
00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:53,601
HOW MANY WOMEN
DID YOU HIT ON THAT NIGHT?
441
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:55,367
FIVE.
442
00:19:55,434 --> 00:19:56,734
ALTHOUGH IT TURNS
OUT ONE OF THEM
443
00:19:56,801 --> 00:19:58,367
WASN'T APPARENTLY
A WOMAN.
444
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,667
AHEM.
445
00:20:03,734 --> 00:20:05,367
ANYTHING ELSE
YOU WANT TO CONFESS?
446
00:20:05,434 --> 00:20:09,334
YOU MEAN ABOUT THAT NIGHT,
OR LIFE IN GENERAL?
447
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,801
LET'S OPEN IT UP.
448
00:20:10,868 --> 00:20:12,434
OPEN IT UP?
OH, YEAH.
449
00:20:12,501 --> 00:20:15,667
WELL, UH, OKAY.
450
00:20:15,734 --> 00:20:18,400
I WASN'T REALLY
SCOUTED BY THE CUBS
451
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,200
WHEN I WAS ON
THE HIGH SCHOOL
BASEBALL TEAM.
452
00:20:20,267 --> 00:20:22,834
WOW. ANYTHING ELSE?
453
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:27,601
I WASN'T ON
THE HIGH SCHOOL
BASEBALL TEAM.
454
00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:31,901
ANYTHING YOU WANT
TO SPILL?
455
00:20:31,968 --> 00:20:35,968
I WAS NEVER A VOLUNTEER
FIREWOMAN IN COLLEGE.
456
00:20:37,133 --> 00:20:40,434
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE.
457
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:46,267
LISTEN TO THE RAIN.
458
00:20:46,334 --> 00:20:49,968
IT'S JUST LIKE IT WAS
THAT FIRST NIGHT.
459
00:20:56,634 --> 00:20:57,801
YEAH.
460
00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:06,901
HOW LONG DO YOU WANT
TO LISTEN TO THE RAIN?
461
00:21:06,968 --> 00:21:08,000
ALL NIGHT.
462
00:21:11,467 --> 00:21:14,834
BUT I CAN DO
TWO THINGS AT ONCE.
463
00:21:14,901 --> 00:21:18,000
I SURE HOPE
ONE OF THEM IS SEX.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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