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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,788 --> 00:00:06,804 OKAY, AND YOU WANT TO HEAR THE COOLEST PART? 2 00:00:06,873 --> 00:00:09,641 EVERY COUPLE LIVING IN THIS DORM IS ON ATHLETIC SCHOLARSHIP. 3 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:14,646 SORT OF LIKE HOW THE CIRCUS KEEPS ALL THE FREAKS TOGETHER. 4 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,715 OH, NO. THEY SEPARATE THEM. 5 00:00:16,784 --> 00:00:18,950 IF NOT, THE FAT LADY WOULD EAT LOBSTER BOY. 6 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:22,254 WHAT'S UP? UPSTAGE KYRA! 7 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:28,844 WOW! WHAT A VIEW! HEY! 8 00:00:28,913 --> 00:00:31,180 I CAN SEE MY CAR DOWN IN THE PARKING LOT. 9 00:00:31,248 --> 00:00:34,349 OKAY, WHO LEFT THEIR DOOR OPEN? 10 00:00:34,418 --> 00:00:39,037 NO, WAIT! SOMEBODY'S IN THERE. SOMEBODY'S IN MY CAR! 11 00:00:39,106 --> 00:00:43,057 HEY, HEY! SOMEBODY'S BREAKING INTO MY CAR! STOP THAT GUY! 12 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:47,895 IN THE VOLVO! STOP HIM! NO, WAIT. THAT'S NOT MY CAR. 13 00:00:52,936 --> 00:00:56,121 OH, I SO CANNOT WAIT TO MOVE IN. 14 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:58,444 AND ONCE FOOTBALL SEASON STARTS AND EVERYBODY 15 00:00:58,468 --> 00:01:00,392 REALIZES YOU ARE THE STAR OF THE TEAM, 16 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:03,194 WE'RE ONLY GONNA BE THE MOST POPULAR COUPLE ON CAMPUS. 17 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:05,597 WELL, THERE ARE A LOT OF GREAT PLAYERS ON THE TEAM, 18 00:01:05,665 --> 00:01:08,734 BUT WE MIGHT HAVE THE MOST POPULAR BABY. UH-HUH. 19 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:12,771 YOU KNOW WHAT? ACTUALLY, THERE ARE A LOT OF GREAT BABIES TOO. 20 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:16,692 YEAH, ABOUT THAT... DID YOU FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF CHILD CARE THEY HAVE YET? 21 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,038 MOM. WELL, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE... 22 00:01:19,062 --> 00:01:21,775 THEY HAVE SOMEONE THAT CAN TAKE CARE OF ELIZABETH PROPERLY. 23 00:01:21,799 --> 00:01:25,651 WHAT IF THEY DON'T HAVE A REDHEADED WOMAN WITH THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL? 24 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:29,621 LOOK, MOM, I KNOW YOU'RE CONCERNED, 25 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,856 BUT VAN AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 26 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:35,376 BUT THE NURSERY'S VERY IMPORTANT. AND WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 27 00:01:35,445 --> 00:01:38,271 THE WHOLE POINT OF US MOVING OUT IS THAT WE'RE 28 00:01:38,295 --> 00:01:41,083 IN CHARGE OF OUR OWN LIVES NOW. WE'RE ADULTS. 29 00:01:41,151 --> 00:01:44,252 YEAH, WE CAN VOTE. WE DIDN'T, BUT WE COULD. 30 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:51,543 MOM, CAN WE PLEASE LEAVE? I'D LIKE TO TRY AND SQUEEZE IN A TINY BIT OF MY LIFE TODAY. 31 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:54,980 OH, NO, WAIT. YOU GUYS CAN'T LEAVE YET. I STILL HAVE TO SHOW YOU OUR KITCHEN. 32 00:01:55,049 --> 00:01:58,216 IT HAS A SINK. 33 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,802 YOU'RE NEVER GOING BACK TO THE PRAIRIE, ARE YA? 34 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:03,471 YOU WANT TO GO CHECK OUT THE SINK? 35 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:07,042 I VOTE YES! 36 00:02:07,110 --> 00:02:11,179 MAN, THE FACILITIES HERE ARE GREAT. THEY GOT A WEIGHT ROOM, THEY GOT A NEWSSTAND, 37 00:02:11,248 --> 00:02:13,749 THEY'VE EVEN GOT A RED BULL MACHINE DOWN IN THE LOBBY. 38 00:02:13,817 --> 00:02:17,819 DAD AND I WATCHED THE GIRLS' VOLLEYBALL TRYOUTS FOR HALF AN HOUR! 39 00:02:20,590 --> 00:02:22,608 THE BOY WOULDN'T LEAVE. 40 00:02:24,211 --> 00:02:26,990 COME ON, JAKE. LET'S GO DANGLE YOU OUT THE BEDROOM WINDOW. 41 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:30,548 HEY! OH, CHECK ON MY CAR. 42 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:36,154 BE HONEST, REBA. ARE YOU OKAY WITH THEM MOVING OUT? 43 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:39,068 WELL, PART OF ME WANTS THEM TO STAY BECAUSE OF MY GRANDBABY. 44 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:42,960 I MEAN, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT'S EVER TAKEN CARE OF HER BESIDES CHEYENNE. 45 00:02:43,029 --> 00:02:46,331 COURSE, THE OTHER PART OF ME WANTS THAT DIAPER PAIL OUT OF MY HOUSE. 46 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:50,852 WE'RE ONLY FIVE MINUTES AWAY. I'M SURE WE'LL BE OVER HERE ALL THE TIME. 47 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:53,221 HECK, VOLLEYBALL SEASON STARTS OCTOBER 9. 48 00:02:56,477 --> 00:03:00,128 WELL, AT LEAST NOW, JAKE, KYRA AND I WILL START LIVIN' A NORMAL LIFE. 49 00:03:00,196 --> 00:03:03,448 YEAH, IT'S BEEN A HELL OF A YEAR. IT SURE HAS. 50 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:06,384 THANKS FOR THAT, BY THE WAY. 51 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:08,882 YOU KNOW, I THINK OUR KIDS TURNED OUT PRETTY WELL CONSIDERING. 52 00:03:08,906 --> 00:03:12,457 YEAH, THEY'RE TOUGH LITTLE BOOGERS, AREN'T THEY? 53 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:15,221 ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I WORRY THAT KYRA'S NOT A LITTLE BIT TOO TOUGH. 54 00:03:15,245 --> 00:03:17,729 NAW, SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT. 55 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:22,550 HEY, REMEMBER THE TIME SHE PUNCHED THAT GERMAN SHEPHERD? 56 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:25,386 AH, IT NEVER POOPED IN OUR YARD AGAIN, DID IT? 57 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:29,741 WE USED TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER. 58 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:32,727 WELL, YOU STILL CAN. YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING SHE LIKES DOING NOW. 59 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:37,231 BROCK, I CAN ONLY WATCH SO MANY EPISODES OF THE OSBOURNES. 60 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:42,570 SHARON! I GOT TANGLED UP IN ME SHIRT AGAIN! AA-AAH! 61 00:03:43,941 --> 00:03:46,274 HA, HEY! 62 00:03:46,343 --> 00:03:49,911 ♪ WHO I AM IS WHO I WANNA BE ♪ 63 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:53,899 ♪ I'M A SURVIVOR ♪♪ 64 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:01,990 OH, MRS. H, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME. 65 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:06,077 HUH? I PUT UP THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS. 66 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:09,113 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? - I THINK IT'S SEPTEMBER. 67 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:11,833 YEAH, WELL, I FIGURED SINCE CHEYENNE AND I ARE MOVING OUT, 68 00:04:11,902 --> 00:04:14,536 I'D DO A BUNCH OF BIG JOBS TO HELP OUT BEFORE WE GO. 69 00:04:14,604 --> 00:04:16,788 OH, WELL, THAT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU, VAN. 70 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:18,536 YEAH, I KNOW. IT REALLY IS. 71 00:04:18,575 --> 00:04:20,258 WELL, THANK YOU. TAKE 'EM DOWN. 72 00:04:21,445 --> 00:04:23,378 KYRA, CAN YOU COME DOWN HERE, HONEY? 73 00:04:23,447 --> 00:04:26,565 SO, LET ME GUESS: YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT THE MANGER SET UP EITHER? 74 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:28,767 IS IT CHRISTMAS ALREADY? 75 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:30,819 APPARENTLY NOT. 76 00:04:30,887 --> 00:04:32,904 WHAT? 77 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:36,207 DON'T SAY "WHAT." I GOT A LITTLE PRESENT FOR YOU, THAT'S WHAT. 78 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:41,396 MOM, VAN AND CHEYENNE ARE MOVING OUT. THAT'S THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL. 79 00:04:41,464 --> 00:04:43,531 ROLLERBLADES? 80 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:47,552 YEAH, AND ELBOW AND KNEE DOOHICKEYS, AND I GOT A PAIR TOO. 81 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,488 SO, IF YOU HAVE A PAIR, 82 00:04:50,557 --> 00:04:52,924 AND I HAVE A PAIR... 83 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:55,276 WAIT, I MUST HAVE THIS WRONG. 84 00:04:55,346 --> 00:04:58,396 NO! WE'RE GONNA BE SKATIN' TOGETHER. IT'LL BE FUN! 85 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:02,100 - WHAT DO WE GET TO DO TOGETHER? - UH, 86 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:04,669 WELL, YOU GET TO HELP ME PLAN DINNER. 87 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:09,591 CAN WE HAVE HOT DOGS? NO, WE'RE GONNA HAVE PORK CHOPS! 88 00:05:09,660 --> 00:05:13,744 BUT YOU GET TO PICK WHERE WE'RE GONNA EAT 'EM. CAN WE EAT IN THE BATHROOM? 89 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:17,015 NO, WE'RE GONNA EAT 'EM IN THE DINING ROOM! 90 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:20,736 YEA! WE PLANNED DINNER! 91 00:05:20,804 --> 00:05:24,089 JAKE? PUT BABY JESUS BACK. 92 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,458 OH, MAN. 93 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:30,529 - WHAT? - DON'T SAY "WHAT." 94 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:33,715 OH, COME ON, KYRA. LET'S AT LEAST TRY IT. 95 00:05:33,784 --> 00:05:36,934 WE USED TO LIKE DOIN' STUFF TOGETHER. 96 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:41,238 I APOLOGIZE FOR WANTIN' TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU, OKAY? 97 00:05:41,307 --> 00:05:45,977 I AM GUILTY OF WANTIN' TO BE WITH YOU. 98 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:49,547 SO, NOW THAT THAT UGLY LITTLE SECRET'S OUT, 99 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:53,885 WHAT DO YOU SAY LET'S STRAP THESE BABIES ON AND GO MAKE DANG FOOLS OUT OF OURSELVES? 100 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,640 VAN? OH, IT... I'M OKAY! 101 00:05:58,675 --> 00:06:01,543 THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE. 102 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:04,028 VAN! 103 00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:15,390 SORRY I TOOK SO LONG. I CAME ON THE I-10, AND IT WAS A CRAWL FROM THE 45 MERGE. 104 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:17,248 YOU KNOW, IT'S INCREDIBLE THAT THEY HAVEN'T 105 00:06:17,272 --> 00:06:19,127 FIGURED OUT THEY GOT TO WIDEN THAT CORRIDOR. 106 00:06:19,195 --> 00:06:22,380 EVERY YEAR IT GETS WORSE AND WORSE. LIKE A DANG PARKING LOT. 107 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:26,300 I'M GONNA WRITE A LETTER TO CITY COUNCIL, I SWEAR. 108 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:30,689 UH, HOW'S VAN? 109 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:33,508 SORRY, YOU DIDN'T SOUND TOO CONCERNED ON THE PHONE. 110 00:06:33,577 --> 00:06:38,430 WELL, WE DON'T THINK HE BROKE ANYTHING, BUT HE KIND OF SMASHED UP HIS KNEE. 111 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:40,998 THAT'S NOT A BAD INJURY FOR A FOOTBALL PLAYER, IS IT, DADDY? 112 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,518 THE KNEE? 113 00:06:43,586 --> 00:06:45,603 NO. 114 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:51,042 NO, NO, NO. THANK GOODNESS IT WAS THE KNEE. 115 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:55,080 MRS. MONTGOMERY. YOUR HUSBAND IS DOING JUST FINE. 116 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:58,850 IT WAS A PRETTY SEVERE STRAIN ON THE KNEE, BUT IT DIDN'T NEED SURGERY. 117 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,752 HE'LL BE IN A BRACE FOR A FEW WEEKS. 118 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:03,399 IF HE WORKS HARD, HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE A COMPLETE RECOVERY. 119 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:08,443 OH, THANK GOD... OH, AND YOU KNOW, YOU ALL. 120 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:11,880 WELL, THAT IS GOOD NEWS. OH, NO. 121 00:07:11,948 --> 00:07:15,700 WHAT'S THE MATTER, SWEETHEART? A COUPLE OF WEEKS? I MEAN, WHAT ABOUT FOOTBALL SEASON? 122 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,352 IF VAN CAN'T PLAY FOOTBALL HE IS GONNA FREAK, MOM. 123 00:07:18,421 --> 00:07:20,966 THEN WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO HELP HIM GET THROUGH THIS. 124 00:07:20,990 --> 00:07:23,819 HE'S DOWN, SO WE LIFT HIM UP. THAT'S WHAT FAMILIES DO. 125 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:27,812 WE SUPPORT EACH OTHER. WE'RE JUST NOT GONNA LET HIM BE DEPRESSED. 126 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:30,999 WHOO! LOOK OUT FOR THE VANMOBILE! 127 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:42,205 COME ON, KIDDO. GET YOUR PADS ON. 128 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:46,131 TODAY'S THE DAY WE FINALLY GET OUT AND GO SKATIN'. 129 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:49,066 OH, NO. NOT AGAIN. 130 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:54,088 JAKE! I KNOW YOU HAVE THE BABY JESUS, AND I WANT IT BACK. 131 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:58,492 THE LORD IS NOT A TOY! 132 00:07:58,562 --> 00:08:00,840 COME ON, KYRA. GET ON. LET'S GO. 133 00:08:00,864 --> 00:08:02,842 COULD THERE BE ANYTHING MORE EMBARRASSING... 134 00:08:02,866 --> 00:08:05,211 THAN ROLLERBLADING AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH YOUR MOM? 135 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,914 HEY, I DIDN'T WANT TO PLAY CANDYLAND WITH YOU NINE HOURS A DAY... 136 00:08:07,938 --> 00:08:10,138 WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE, EITHER, BUT I DID. 137 00:08:10,173 --> 00:08:12,473 YOU OWE ME. 138 00:08:13,544 --> 00:08:16,210 COME ON, KYRA. 139 00:08:16,279 --> 00:08:18,161 I'VE BEEN ASKING YOU TO GO ROLLERBLADIN' 140 00:08:18,185 --> 00:08:20,281 WITH ME FOR THREE DAYS. YOU GOING TO OR NOT? 141 00:08:20,350 --> 00:08:24,351 OKAY. BUT THEN WE PLAY CANDYLAND TILL MIDNIGHT. 142 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:26,888 DEAL! COME ON. 143 00:08:26,957 --> 00:08:30,141 YOU DO REALIZE HOW STUPID WE'RE GONNA LOOK DOING THIS, RIGHT? 144 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:35,446 SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. I'M NOT THE ONE SKATIN' WITH HER MOM. 145 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,783 HEY, IT'S THE VANMOBILE! HOW WAS THE PHYSICAL THERAPY? 146 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:41,972 OH, OUTSTANDING. THOSE PEOPLE DOWN THERE ARE INCREDIBLE. 147 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:45,506 DO YOU KNOW THERE ARE GUYS DOWN THERE PLAYING BASKETBALL IN WHEELCHAIRS? 148 00:08:45,575 --> 00:08:48,126 THERE'S WHEELCHAIR OLYMPICS. 149 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:51,107 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE IN WHEELCHAIRS CAN DO ANYTHING THEY SET THEIR MINDS TO. 150 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:54,432 - WHERE YOU GOIN'? - I'M GONNA GO MOW THE LAWN! 151 00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:58,686 AHH. 152 00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:01,233 WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU FINALLY CONVINCED KYRA TO GO SKATING WITH YOU. 153 00:09:01,257 --> 00:09:06,310 AH, YOU KNOW KYRA. "TAKE ME SKATIN', TAKE ME SKATIN'!" JUST LIKE A BROKEN RECORD. 154 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,047 - OKAY. - GOOD, DAD, YOU'RE BACK. 155 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:11,160 YOU READY TO GO? YEAH, ALL SET. 156 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:13,463 WE'RE GONNA TAKE SOME STUFF OVER TO THE APARTMENT. YOU WANT TO COME? 157 00:09:13,487 --> 00:09:16,082 OH, SORRY. MY DAY'S ALL BOOKED. ARE YOU SURE? 158 00:09:16,106 --> 00:09:18,346 I MEAN, WE COULD SWING BY THE NURSERY AFTERWARDS. 159 00:09:18,374 --> 00:09:21,759 NO, NO, NO. I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID, HONEY. I KNOW YOU CAN HANDLE IT. 160 00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:24,197 WELL, OF COURSE I CAN. I WAS THINKING... I MEAN, 161 00:09:24,221 --> 00:09:26,414 I DON'T SEE WHY YOU COULDN'T JUST TAG ALONG. 162 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:28,750 YOU'RE AN ADULT. YOU'LL BE JUST FINE. JUST MAKE 163 00:09:28,774 --> 00:09:30,918 SURE THEY ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE. 164 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:34,021 OF COURSE. HEH! I DON'T HAVE ANY QUESTIONS! 165 00:09:34,090 --> 00:09:36,474 VAN HAD THE QUESTIONS! WHAT ARE THE QUESTIONS? 166 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:39,761 - MOM, I NEED QUESTIONS! - OKAY. OKAY, I'LL GO. 167 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:42,230 OH, HEY, KYRA. YOU LOOK GREAT! 168 00:09:42,299 --> 00:09:44,047 HEY, LISTEN. CHEYENNE NEEDS ME TO GO OVER TO 169 00:09:44,071 --> 00:09:45,884 THE CAMPUS WITH HER REAL QUICK. IS THAT OKAY? 170 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:47,952 I DON'T CARE. YOU WANT TO COME? 171 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:50,004 YEAH, RIGHT. YEAH. 172 00:09:50,073 --> 00:09:53,174 DON'T TAKE OFF YOUR PADS. WE ARE GONNA SKATE TODAY, OKAY? 173 00:09:53,243 --> 00:09:56,094 ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE BACK IN 15 MINUTES. 174 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:02,350 YOU AND MOM, LIKE, ON A HOCKEY TEAM OR SOMETHING? 175 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:11,025 ACTUALLY, THIS LITTLE ENERGY DRINK'S NOT THAT BAD. 176 00:10:11,094 --> 00:10:13,945 BUT IT'S SO TINY. I'D HAVE TO DRINK 10 OF THESE. 177 00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:19,400 OKAY, AND I'LL CATCH YOUR HEART WHEN IT BLOWS OUT OF YOUR CHEST. 178 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,365 HEY, WHY IS MY DOOR OPEN? 179 00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:25,852 OH, YOU MUST'VE LEFT IT OPEN WHEN YOU BROUGHT STUFF OVER EARLIER. 180 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:27,976 I HAVEN'T BROUGHT ANYTHING OVER. 181 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:32,163 AND SOMEBODY PUT A BUNCH OF STUFF IN HERE. WE NEED TO CALL THE POLICE. 182 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,315 AND REPORT WHAT? A DELIVERY? 183 00:10:35,485 --> 00:10:37,685 CAN I HELP YOU? 184 00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:41,089 WELL, IT'S JUST THAT I THINK THAT YOU GUYS HAVE THE WRONG APARTMENT. 185 00:10:41,157 --> 00:10:43,808 THIS IS 7B, VAN AND CHEYENNE MONTGOMERY. 186 00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:48,730 ACCORDING TO THIS LETTER FROM THE ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT, 7B JUST BECAME AVAILABLE. 187 00:10:48,798 --> 00:10:53,067 - I THINK THIS IS OUR APARTMENT. - WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE IT. 188 00:10:53,135 --> 00:10:55,302 I'LL RACE YOU FOR IT. 189 00:11:06,116 --> 00:11:10,451 WHAT IS GOING ON? HOW COULD THEY GIVE AWAY OUR APARTMENT? 190 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,421 OH, NO, BABY. I'M SURE THEY DIDN'T. IT'S JUST A MIX-UP. 191 00:11:13,489 --> 00:11:15,344 WHEN THE ATHLETIC COORDINATOR GETS HERE, HE'LL 192 00:11:15,368 --> 00:11:17,125 STRAIGHTEN IT ALL OUT. JEFF IS A GREAT GUY. 193 00:11:17,193 --> 00:11:19,721 YOU THINK SO? OH, YOU KNOW WHAT IT COULD BE? 194 00:11:19,745 --> 00:11:22,663 COULD BE THEY WANNA MOVE YOU TO A LOWER FLOOR, 'CAUSE VAN'S INJURED. 195 00:11:22,732 --> 00:11:27,902 A LOWER FLOOR? LIKE, WHERE THE BADMINTON TEAM LIVES? 196 00:11:27,971 --> 00:11:30,783 NO. UH-UH. CHEYENNE, CALM DOWN. 197 00:11:30,807 --> 00:11:32,715 YOU'RE AN ADULT. ARE YOU GONNA DEAL WITH THIS 198 00:11:32,739 --> 00:11:34,542 PROBLEM, OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA FALL APART? 199 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:37,544 I'M GONNA FALL APART. NO! 200 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:41,115 YES. YES, I AM, MOM. OH, YES, I AM. EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG. 201 00:11:41,183 --> 00:11:43,851 I MEAN, FIRST VAN GETS INJURED, AND NOW WE'RE LOSING OUR APARTMENT. 202 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:47,171 YOU'RE NOT LOSING ANYTHING. LOOK, TELL YOU WHAT. 203 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,408 TAKE MY CAR, GO HOME, FEED THE BABY AND RELAX. 204 00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,593 OH, AND PICK UP ANOTHER CASE OF THESE, OKAY? 205 00:11:52,662 --> 00:11:56,547 AHA! MAKE IT TWO. 206 00:11:56,616 --> 00:12:00,434 MOM, ARE YOU GONNA DEAL WITH THIS GUY? OH, YOU BET I AM. GO ON NOW. 207 00:12:02,004 --> 00:12:06,173 YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS PROBABLY JUST SOME COMPUTER MISTAKE. 208 00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:09,711 LIKE THE TIME THOSE "900" NUMBERS SHOWED UP ON OUR PHONE BILL. 209 00:12:09,779 --> 00:12:12,630 WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 210 00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:16,034 DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S GOIN' ON AROUND HERE? 211 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,848 THEY'RE TRYIN' TO TAKE VAN'S SCHOLARSHIP AWAY 'CAUSE HE'S HURT! 212 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,589 WHAT? NO! THEY'D NEVER DO THAT TO HIM. 213 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:24,375 OH, THESE COLLEGES DO THAT KIND OF THING ALL THE TIME. 214 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,144 THEY DID A BIG STORY ON IT ON 20/20 OR NIGHT-THINGIE, 215 00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:30,281 OR THAT ONE WHERE THE GUY'S HAIR LOOKS LIKE IT'S MADE OUT OF WOOD. 216 00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:34,869 GREAT THEORY, EXCEPT THE GUY IN THE KITCHEN'S ALSO HURT. 217 00:12:34,938 --> 00:12:38,789 SO WHY WOULD THEY GIVE THE APARTMENT TO HIM? WHY? 218 00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:41,178 'CAUSE SHUT UP, THAT'S WHY! 219 00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:44,978 JEFF IS ON HIS WAY OVER. 220 00:12:45,047 --> 00:12:47,782 GOOD, 'CAUSE I'M EAGER TO TALK TO HIM, REAL EAGER. 221 00:12:49,052 --> 00:12:52,220 I'M GONNA UNPACK SOME BOXES. 222 00:12:52,288 --> 00:12:54,288 OH, NO, LOUIS. 223 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:57,069 YOU GOTTA REST THAT ARM IF YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO PLAY AGAIN, HONEY. 224 00:12:57,093 --> 00:13:01,562 SHE'S RIGHT. SO, LOUIS, DOES THIS JEFF GUY KNOW YOU'RE HURT? 225 00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:04,882 - NO, I DON'T THINK SO. WHY? - WELL, YOU BETTER STOP UNPACKIN'. 226 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:08,686 - YOU MAY LOSE YOUR APARTMENT TOO. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 227 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,911 APPARENTLY THESE SLEAZEBALLS DON'T LIKE GIVIN' 228 00:13:10,935 --> 00:13:12,973 HOUSING TO FOOTBALL PLAYERS WHO CAN'T PLAY. 229 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:17,745 NO, NO, NO. I DON'T PLAY FOOTBALL. I PLAY VIOLIN IN THE UNIVERSITY ORCHESTRA. 230 00:13:17,813 --> 00:13:21,165 WAIT. I THOUGHT THIS DORM WAS FOR ATHLETES. 231 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:24,318 RIGHT. THAT WOULD BE ME, WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL. 232 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,387 OH, YEAH! 233 00:13:29,158 --> 00:13:31,325 YOU WERE AT THE TRYOUTS. 234 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,528 WELL, SHE WAS GOOD. 235 00:13:34,597 --> 00:13:37,298 HELLO, HALLE, LOUIS. 236 00:13:37,366 --> 00:13:40,167 WELL, HEY THERE, BROCK. HEY, JEFF. 237 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:43,771 WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM? OH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING, THAT'S ALL. 238 00:13:43,839 --> 00:13:46,686 ALL I KNOW IS WHAT YOUR LETTER SAYS. NOW IF YOU'LL 239 00:13:46,710 --> 00:13:49,293 EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO GO TALK TO THE PAINTERS. 240 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,729 I HOPE YOU CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT. 241 00:13:52,982 --> 00:13:55,316 WHO KNEW PLAYING THE FIDDLE COULD BE SO DANGEROUS? 242 00:13:55,385 --> 00:13:57,401 HIS ARM? 243 00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:00,582 NO, THAT HAPPENED WHEN SOME MORON GRABBED HIM IN THE PARKING LOT THE OTHER DAY. 244 00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:04,142 ACCUSED HIM OF TRYING TO STEAL HIS OWN CAR. 245 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:07,829 SO, WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR? OH, IT'S THE CRAZIEST THING, JEFF. 246 00:14:07,897 --> 00:14:11,249 REBA HAS THIS IDEA THAT YOU'RE TRYIN' TO TAKE AWAY VAN'S HOUSING. 247 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:14,318 I DON'T HAVE ANY CHOICE WHEN SOMEBODY SUSPENDS THEIR SCHOLARSHIP. 248 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:18,723 OH, WELL, THERE'S THE MISTAKE. NO, JEFF, NO. VAN DIDN'T SUSPEND HIS SCHOLARSHIP. 249 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:21,942 OH, SURE HE DID, BROCK, YEAH. HE AND I HAD A LONG CONVERSATION ABOUT IT. 250 00:14:22,011 --> 00:14:24,356 WAS HE ON SOME KIND OF MEDICATION AT THE TIME? NO. 251 00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:26,592 SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO TELL. 252 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:29,107 NO, NO, THIS WAS ALL VAN'S IDEA. HE SAID HE AND 253 00:14:29,131 --> 00:14:31,486 CHEYENNE TALKED IT OVER AND WANTED TO DO IT. 254 00:14:31,554 --> 00:14:34,188 I ASKED HIM TO REDSHIRT, BUT HE SAID HE WANTED TO TAKE A YEAR OFF. 255 00:14:34,256 --> 00:14:36,874 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME. 256 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,894 WHY WOULD VAN SUSPEND HIS SCHOLARSHIP? 257 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,831 HONEST TO GOD, BROCK. JUST WHEN I BEGIN TO RELAX... 258 00:14:43,899 --> 00:14:45,747 AND THINK THAT THOSE TWO ARE STARTING TO ACT 259 00:14:45,771 --> 00:14:47,601 RESPONSIBLY, THEY PULL SOMETHIN' LIKE THIS. 260 00:14:47,670 --> 00:14:52,440 WHEN ARE THEY EVER GONNA GROW UP? AND LOOK WHO I'M ASKING! 261 00:15:00,349 --> 00:15:02,850 OH, HEY, SWEETIE. SORRY THAT TOOK SO LONG. 262 00:15:02,919 --> 00:15:05,387 WE KIND OF RAN INTO AN UNEXPECTED PROBLEM... 263 00:15:05,411 --> 00:15:07,037 MOM, DID YOU FIX THAT THING? 264 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:09,387 THAT'S NOT QUITE OVER YET. 265 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,843 "THAT THING?" "THAT THING?" 266 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,905 OH, "THAT THING" WHERE YOU TWO THINK YOU'LL 267 00:15:14,929 --> 00:15:17,180 STILL BE ABLE TO STAY IN COLLEGE CAMPUS HOUSING, 268 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:20,033 EVEN THOUGH VAN SUSPENDED HIS SCHOLARSHIP? 269 00:15:20,102 --> 00:15:24,555 NO, CHEYENNE, I WASN'T ABLE TO FIX "THAT THING." 270 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,458 THAT'S WHY WE LOST OUR HOUSING? YOU SUSPENDED YOUR SCHOLARSHIP? 271 00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:30,060 NO. NO! 272 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:33,147 NO, NO, NO! OKAY, YEAH. 273 00:15:36,385 --> 00:15:39,921 - WAIT A MINUTE. DIDN'T YOU DISCUSS THIS WITH HER? - YES. YES, OF COURSE. 274 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:43,908 OKAY, NO. 275 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,343 HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS, VAN? 276 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:49,441 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO TALK ABOUT ATHLETE STUFF WITH YOU, 277 00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:51,632 BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE IN ME SO MUCH. 278 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:54,402 IT'S LIKE YOU THINK I CAN DO ANYTHING. 279 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:58,138 BECAUSE YOU CAN! SEE? IT'S ALWAYS LIKE THIS. 280 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,641 YOU'RE MY WIFE. 281 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:04,712 IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU COULD SHOW JUST A LITTLE DOUBT SOMETIMES. 282 00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:09,350 DOUBT? DOUBT ABOUT WHAT? ARE YOU AFRAID YOUR KNEE ISN'T GONNA HEAL? 283 00:16:09,419 --> 00:16:14,321 YOU ARE GONNA BE AS GOOD AS NEW, HONEY. YOU JUST WON'T LET UP, WILL YOU? 284 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,457 NO, I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT MY KNEE. 285 00:16:17,526 --> 00:16:19,672 SO WHY DIDN'T YOU REDSHIRT SO YOU COULD START CLASSES? 286 00:16:19,696 --> 00:16:22,180 OH, RIGHT, AND RISK BECOMING ACADEMICALLY INELIGIBLE? 287 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:25,082 YOU HAVE TO MAINTAIN A C-MINUS AVERAGE. 288 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:28,152 WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? ALBERT WEINSTEIN? 289 00:16:32,442 --> 00:16:37,645 IT'S EINSTEIN, VAN. NO, THE SMART KID IN SENIOR CLASS WAS ALBERT WEINSTEIN, 290 00:16:37,713 --> 00:16:39,730 EINSTEIN. 291 00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:45,252 OH, THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. 292 00:16:45,321 --> 00:16:48,990 NO NEW APARTMENT OR NEW LIFE. 293 00:16:49,058 --> 00:16:52,058 WE WERE GONNA BE THE MOST POPULAR COUPLE ON CAMPUS. 294 00:16:52,127 --> 00:16:57,832 NOW WE'RE NOT EVEN GONNA BE ON CAMPUS... OR POPULAR. ALL WE ARE IS JUST A COUPLE! 295 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:04,538 WELL, AT LEAST YOU CAN RUN AWAY. I'M THE ONE IN THE VANMOBILE. 296 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,847 VAN, I KNOW YOU'RE INJURED, BUT... 297 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:14,498 YOU DON'T MAKE DECISIONS LIKE THAT WITHOUT TALKIN' TO YOUR WIFE! 298 00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:17,885 YOU GUYS ARE A TEAM! THESE THINGS AFFECT HER TOO! 299 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:21,588 I GUESS I WAS SCARED TO TELL HER. SCARED? WHY? 300 00:17:21,657 --> 00:17:24,191 YOU WERE ONLY PUTTIN' IT OFF FOR A YEAR. 301 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,726 YEAH, I GUESS. 302 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:31,064 VAN, EVER SINCE I'VE KNOWN YOU, YOU'VE PLANNED ON PLAYIN' COLLEGE... 303 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,146 AND THEN TRYING OUT FOR PRO. YEAH, BUT I WAS A KID THEN. 304 00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:37,004 THAT WAS THE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM. 305 00:17:37,073 --> 00:17:41,142 I MEAN, I WAS ALWAYS THE FASTEST PLAYER ON THE FIELD. 306 00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:44,111 BUT NOW I'M NOT EVEN CLOSE. GOD! 307 00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:47,747 I WAS REALLY STRUGGLIN', MRS. H, AND THAT WAS BEFORE I GOT HURT. 308 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,998 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'LL PROBABLY BE A LOT SLOWER NOW. 309 00:17:53,022 --> 00:17:55,873 THAT'S SWEET, BUT I KNOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. 310 00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:00,551 BOY, YOU KNOW WHAT'D BE COOL? IF THEY COULD DO AN OPERATION... 311 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,580 THAT TURNS MY KNEE INTO SOME NUCLEAR-POWERED SUPER KNEE. 312 00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:08,635 OF COURSE, THEY'D HAVE TO DO AN OPERATION ON BOTH KNEES, 313 00:18:08,704 --> 00:18:10,971 OR I'D JUST BE RUNNING A REALLY FAST CIRCLE. 314 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,481 AND THEN I'D BE DIZZY ALL THE TIME... VAN! 315 00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:21,693 AS HARD AS IT IS, I REALLY THINK... 316 00:18:21,717 --> 00:18:24,284 YOU NEED TO TALK THIS OVER WITH YOUR WIFE. 317 00:18:27,256 --> 00:18:31,125 HEY, MRS. H. YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHIN' WEIRD? WHAT? 318 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:35,062 WHEN THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I WASN'T GONNA BE ABLE TO PLAY FOR A WHILE, 319 00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:37,297 YOU KNOW WHAT I FELT? 320 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:40,685 - MM-MMM. - RELIEF. 321 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,673 DOES THAT MAKE ME A COWARD? 322 00:18:45,742 --> 00:18:47,742 OH, HONEY. 323 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:53,948 ANYONE WHO TRIES TO FIND THE THING THAT MAKES HIM HAPPY IS NO COWARD. 324 00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:59,119 EVEN THOUGH, TECHNICALLY, YOU ARE SCARED OF CHEYENNE. 325 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,709 MAN, WHAT AN INSANE DAY. 326 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,312 ALL RIGHT. CHEER UP, GRUMPY. 327 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,547 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO ROLLERBLADIN' TODAY. 328 00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:14,769 BUT I PROMISE YOU... FIRST THING TOMORROW, I WILL HUMILIATE YOU. 329 00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:21,069 SO IT LOOKS LIKE CHEYENNE AND VAN WILL BE STAYING AROUND A WHILE. 330 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,627 BUT GOOD NEWS... JAKE'S MOVING OUT. 331 00:19:24,947 --> 00:19:27,213 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S MAKE A RULE. 332 00:19:27,282 --> 00:19:29,450 EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE GONNA BE HERE, 333 00:19:29,518 --> 00:19:32,285 WE'RE STILL GONNA MAKE TIME TO DO ALL OUR STUFF TOGETHER. 334 00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:34,854 - DEAL? - YOU MEAN LIKE WE DID TODAY? 335 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,779 KYRA, I'M SORRY THAT I HAD TO BLOW OUR SKATING OFF, 336 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:46,833 BUT... CHEYENNE HAD THIS MAJOR CRISIS, AND I HAD TO DEAL WITH IT. 337 00:19:46,902 --> 00:19:51,255 YEAH, I KNOW YOU DID, MOM. YOU ALWAYS DO, AND YOU ALWAYS WILL. 338 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:54,407 NO, BELIEVE ME. WE'LL SKATE, WE'LL PLAY CANDYLAND, 339 00:19:54,476 --> 00:19:57,812 WE'LL GO DOWN TO THE RIVER AND SHOOT RATS IF YOU WANT. 340 00:19:59,315 --> 00:20:02,144 HONEY, I PROMISE I'LL BE ABLE TO MAKE TIME FOR US. 341 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,317 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE I WON'T. 342 00:20:04,386 --> 00:20:06,422 JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH ME 343 00:20:06,446 --> 00:20:08,506 DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU. 344 00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,886 HANG ON. WHY DON'T WE GO SKATIN' RIGHT NOW? 345 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:15,729 NO! CAN I JUST HAVE SOME TIME FOR MYSELF? WOULD THAT BE OKAY? 346 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,440 YOU GOT A SECOND? 347 00:20:27,509 --> 00:20:29,977 MOM, I'M HUNGRY. 348 00:20:30,045 --> 00:20:32,257 I KNOW, JAKE. I'M STARTIN' DINNER. 349 00:20:32,281 --> 00:20:35,349 - WHAT ARE WE HAVING? - WE'RE HAVIN' CHICK... 350 00:20:38,187 --> 00:20:42,205 WE'RE HAVIN' HOT DOGS. HOT DOGS? YES! 351 00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:45,714 AND GUESS WHAT? WE'RE GONNA EAT 'EM IN THE BATHROOM. 352 00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:50,631 I'VE NEVER EATEN IN THE BATHROOM. 353 00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:53,601 I'LL GET SOME KETCHUP, MUSTARD, 354 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,802 SOME CHOCOLATE MILK, 355 00:20:55,872 --> 00:20:57,872 SOME RELISH FOR MOM. 356 00:20:57,940 --> 00:21:00,274 WHERE DO WE KEEP THE BUNS? 357 00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:37,528 ACME! 30611

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