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OKAY, AND YOU WANT TO
HEAR THE COOLEST PART?
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EVERY COUPLE LIVING IN THIS
DORM IS ON ATHLETIC SCHOLARSHIP.
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SORT OF LIKE HOW THE CIRCUS
KEEPS ALL THE FREAKS TOGETHER.
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OH, NO. THEY SEPARATE THEM.
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IF NOT, THE FAT LADY
WOULD EAT LOBSTER BOY.
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WHAT'S UP? UPSTAGE KYRA!
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WOW! WHAT A VIEW! HEY!
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I CAN SEE MY CAR DOWN
IN THE PARKING LOT.
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OKAY, WHO LEFT THEIR DOOR OPEN?
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NO, WAIT! SOMEBODY'S IN
THERE. SOMEBODY'S IN MY CAR!
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HEY, HEY! SOMEBODY'S BREAKING
INTO MY CAR! STOP THAT GUY!
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IN THE VOLVO! STOP HIM!
NO, WAIT. THAT'S NOT MY CAR.
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OH, I SO CANNOT WAIT TO MOVE IN.
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AND ONCE FOOTBALL SEASON
STARTS AND EVERYBODY
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REALIZES YOU ARE
THE STAR OF THE TEAM,
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WE'RE ONLY GONNA BE THE MOST
POPULAR COUPLE ON CAMPUS.
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WELL, THERE ARE A LOT OF
GREAT PLAYERS ON THE TEAM,
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BUT WE MIGHT HAVE THE
MOST POPULAR BABY. UH-HUH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? ACTUALLY, THERE
ARE A LOT OF GREAT BABIES TOO.
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YEAH, ABOUT THAT... DID YOU FIND OUT
WHAT KIND OF CHILD CARE THEY HAVE YET?
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MOM. WELL, I JUST
WANT TO MAKE SURE...
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THEY HAVE SOMEONE THAT CAN
TAKE CARE OF ELIZABETH PROPERLY.
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WHAT IF THEY DON'T HAVE A REDHEADED
WOMAN WITH THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL?
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LOOK, MOM, I KNOW
YOU'RE CONCERNED,
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BUT VAN AND I WILL
TAKE CARE OF THIS.
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BUT THE NURSERY'S VERY
IMPORTANT. AND WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
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THE WHOLE POINT OF US
MOVING OUT IS THAT WE'RE
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IN CHARGE OF OUR OWN
LIVES NOW. WE'RE ADULTS.
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YEAH, WE CAN VOTE.
WE DIDN'T, BUT WE COULD.
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MOM, CAN WE PLEASE LEAVE? I'D LIKE TO TRY
AND SQUEEZE IN A TINY BIT OF MY LIFE TODAY.
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OH, NO, WAIT. YOU GUYS CAN'T LEAVE
YET. I STILL HAVE TO SHOW YOU OUR KITCHEN.
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IT HAS A SINK.
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YOU'RE NEVER GOING BACK
TO THE PRAIRIE, ARE YA?
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YOU WANT TO GO
CHECK OUT THE SINK?
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I VOTE YES!
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MAN, THE FACILITIES HERE ARE GREAT. THEY
GOT A WEIGHT ROOM, THEY GOT A NEWSSTAND,
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THEY'VE EVEN GOT A RED BULL
MACHINE DOWN IN THE LOBBY.
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DAD AND I WATCHED THE GIRLS'
VOLLEYBALL TRYOUTS FOR HALF AN HOUR!
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THE BOY WOULDN'T LEAVE.
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COME ON, JAKE. LET'S GO DANGLE
YOU OUT THE BEDROOM WINDOW.
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HEY! OH, CHECK ON MY CAR.
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BE HONEST, REBA. ARE YOU
OKAY WITH THEM MOVING OUT?
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WELL, PART OF ME WANTS THEM TO
STAY BECAUSE OF MY GRANDBABY.
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I MEAN, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT'S EVER
TAKEN CARE OF HER BESIDES CHEYENNE.
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COURSE, THE OTHER PART OF ME
WANTS THAT DIAPER PAIL OUT OF MY HOUSE.
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WE'RE ONLY FIVE MINUTES AWAY. I'M
SURE WE'LL BE OVER HERE ALL THE TIME.
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HECK, VOLLEYBALL
SEASON STARTS OCTOBER 9.
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WELL, AT LEAST NOW, JAKE, KYRA
AND I WILL START LIVIN' A NORMAL LIFE.
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YEAH, IT'S BEEN A HELL
OF A YEAR. IT SURE HAS.
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THANKS FOR THAT, BY THE WAY.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK OUR KIDS TURNED
OUT PRETTY WELL CONSIDERING.
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YEAH, THEY'RE TOUGH
LITTLE BOOGERS, AREN'T THEY?
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ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I WORRY THAT
KYRA'S NOT A LITTLE BIT TOO TOUGH.
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NAW, SHE'S ALWAYS
BEEN LIKE THAT.
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HEY, REMEMBER THE TIME SHE
PUNCHED THAT GERMAN SHEPHERD?
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AH, IT NEVER POOPED IN
OUR YARD AGAIN, DID IT?
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WE USED TO HAVE SO
MUCH FUN TOGETHER.
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WELL, YOU STILL CAN. YOU JUST HAVE
TO FIND SOMETHING SHE LIKES DOING NOW.
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BROCK, I CAN ONLY WATCH SO
MANY EPISODES OF THE OSBOURNES.
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SHARON! I GOT TANGLED UP
IN ME SHIRT AGAIN! AA-AAH!
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HA, HEY!
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♪ WHO I AM IS WHO I WANNA BE ♪
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♪ I'M A SURVIVOR ♪♪
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OH, MRS. H, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.
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HUH? I PUT UP THE
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS.
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- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- I THINK IT'S SEPTEMBER.
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YEAH, WELL, I FIGURED SINCE
CHEYENNE AND I ARE MOVING OUT,
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I'D DO A BUNCH OF BIG JOBS
TO HELP OUT BEFORE WE GO.
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OH, WELL, THAT'S VERY
THOUGHTFUL OF YOU, VAN.
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YEAH, I KNOW. IT REALLY IS.
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WELL, THANK YOU. TAKE 'EM DOWN.
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KYRA, CAN YOU COME
DOWN HERE, HONEY?
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SO, LET ME GUESS: YOU PROBABLY
DON'T WANT THE MANGER SET UP EITHER?
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IS IT CHRISTMAS ALREADY?
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APPARENTLY NOT.
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WHAT?
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DON'T SAY "WHAT." I GOT A LITTLE
PRESENT FOR YOU, THAT'S WHAT.
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MOM, VAN AND CHEYENNE ARE MOVING
OUT. THAT'S THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL.
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ROLLERBLADES?
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YEAH, AND ELBOW AND KNEE
DOOHICKEYS, AND I GOT A PAIR TOO.
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SO, IF YOU HAVE A PAIR,
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AND I HAVE A PAIR...
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WAIT, I MUST HAVE THIS WRONG.
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NO! WE'RE GONNA BE SKATIN'
TOGETHER. IT'LL BE FUN!
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- WHAT DO WE GET TO DO TOGETHER?
- UH,
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WELL, YOU GET TO
HELP ME PLAN DINNER.
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CAN WE HAVE HOT DOGS? NO,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE PORK CHOPS!
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BUT YOU GET TO PICK WHERE WE'RE GONNA
EAT 'EM. CAN WE EAT IN THE BATHROOM?
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NO, WE'RE GONNA EAT
'EM IN THE DINING ROOM!
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YEA! WE PLANNED DINNER!
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JAKE? PUT BABY JESUS BACK.
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OH, MAN.
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- WHAT?
- DON'T SAY "WHAT."
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OH, COME ON, KYRA.
LET'S AT LEAST TRY IT.
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WE USED TO LIKE
DOIN' STUFF TOGETHER.
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I APOLOGIZE FOR WANTIN' TO
SPEND TIME WITH YOU, OKAY?
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I AM GUILTY OF
WANTIN' TO BE WITH YOU.
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SO, NOW THAT THAT
UGLY LITTLE SECRET'S OUT,
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WHAT DO YOU SAY LET'S STRAP THESE BABIES
ON AND GO MAKE DANG FOOLS OUT OF OURSELVES?
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VAN? OH, IT... I'M OKAY!
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THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
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VAN!
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SORRY I TOOK SO LONG. I CAME ON THE
I-10, AND IT WAS A CRAWL FROM THE 45 MERGE.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S INCREDIBLE
THAT THEY HAVEN'T
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FIGURED OUT THEY GOT
TO WIDEN THAT CORRIDOR.
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EVERY YEAR IT GETS WORSE AND
WORSE. LIKE A DANG PARKING LOT.
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I'M GONNA WRITE A LETTER
TO CITY COUNCIL, I SWEAR.
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UH, HOW'S VAN?
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SORRY, YOU DIDN'T SOUND
TOO CONCERNED ON THE PHONE.
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WELL, WE DON'T THINK HE BROKE ANYTHING,
BUT HE KIND OF SMASHED UP HIS KNEE.
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THAT'S NOT A BAD INJURY FOR A
FOOTBALL PLAYER, IS IT, DADDY?
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THE KNEE?
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NO.
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NO, NO, NO. THANK
GOODNESS IT WAS THE KNEE.
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MRS. MONTGOMERY. YOUR
HUSBAND IS DOING JUST FINE.
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IT WAS A PRETTY SEVERE STRAIN ON
THE KNEE, BUT IT DIDN'T NEED SURGERY.
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HE'LL BE IN A BRACE
FOR A FEW WEEKS.
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IF HE WORKS HARD, HE SHOULD BE
ABLE TO MAKE A COMPLETE RECOVERY.
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OH, THANK GOD... OH,
AND YOU KNOW, YOU ALL.
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WELL, THAT IS GOOD NEWS. OH, NO.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER, SWEETHEART? A COUPLE OF
WEEKS? I MEAN, WHAT ABOUT FOOTBALL SEASON?
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IF VAN CAN'T PLAY FOOTBALL
HE IS GONNA FREAK, MOM.
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THEN WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE
TO HELP HIM GET THROUGH THIS.
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HE'S DOWN, SO WE LIFT HIM
UP. THAT'S WHAT FAMILIES DO.
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WE SUPPORT EACH OTHER. WE'RE
JUST NOT GONNA LET HIM BE DEPRESSED.
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WHOO! LOOK OUT
FOR THE VANMOBILE!
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COME ON, KIDDO.
GET YOUR PADS ON.
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TODAY'S THE DAY WE FINALLY
GET OUT AND GO SKATIN'.
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OH, NO. NOT AGAIN.
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JAKE! I KNOW YOU HAVE THE
BABY JESUS, AND I WANT IT BACK.
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THE LORD IS NOT A TOY!
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COME ON, KYRA. GET ON. LET'S GO.
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COULD THERE BE ANYTHING
MORE EMBARRASSING...
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THAN ROLLERBLADING AROUND
THE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH YOUR MOM?
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HEY, I DIDN'T WANT TO PLAY
CANDYLAND WITH YOU NINE HOURS A DAY...
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WHEN YOU WERE
LITTLE, EITHER, BUT I DID.
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YOU OWE ME.
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COME ON, KYRA.
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I'VE BEEN ASKING YOU
TO GO ROLLERBLADIN'
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WITH ME FOR THREE DAYS.
YOU GOING TO OR NOT?
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OKAY. BUT THEN WE PLAY
CANDYLAND TILL MIDNIGHT.
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DEAL! COME ON.
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YOU DO REALIZE HOW STUPID WE'RE
GONNA LOOK DOING THIS, RIGHT?
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SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. I'M NOT
THE ONE SKATIN' WITH HER MOM.
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HEY, IT'S THE VANMOBILE! HOW
WAS THE PHYSICAL THERAPY?
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OH, OUTSTANDING. THOSE PEOPLE
DOWN THERE ARE INCREDIBLE.
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DO YOU KNOW THERE ARE GUYS DOWN
THERE PLAYING BASKETBALL IN WHEELCHAIRS?
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THERE'S WHEELCHAIR OLYMPICS.
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YOU KNOW, PEOPLE IN WHEELCHAIRS
CAN DO ANYTHING THEY SET THEIR MINDS TO.
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- WHERE YOU GOIN'?
- I'M GONNA GO MOW THE LAWN!
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AHH.
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WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU FINALLY
CONVINCED KYRA TO GO SKATING WITH YOU.
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AH, YOU KNOW KYRA. "TAKE ME SKATIN', TAKE
ME SKATIN'!" JUST LIKE A BROKEN RECORD.
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- OKAY.
- GOOD, DAD, YOU'RE BACK.
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YOU READY TO GO? YEAH, ALL SET.
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WE'RE GONNA TAKE SOME STUFF OVER
TO THE APARTMENT. YOU WANT TO COME?
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OH, SORRY. MY DAY'S ALL
BOOKED. ARE YOU SURE?
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I MEAN, WE COULD SWING BY
THE NURSERY AFTERWARDS.
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NO, NO, NO. I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID,
HONEY. I KNOW YOU CAN HANDLE IT.
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WELL, OF COURSE I CAN.
I WAS THINKING... I MEAN,
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I DON'T SEE WHY YOU
COULDN'T JUST TAG ALONG.
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YOU'RE AN ADULT. YOU'LL
BE JUST FINE. JUST MAKE
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SURE THEY ANSWER ANY
QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE.
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OF COURSE. HEH! I DON'T
HAVE ANY QUESTIONS!
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VAN HAD THE QUESTIONS!
WHAT ARE THE QUESTIONS?
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- MOM, I NEED QUESTIONS!
- OKAY. OKAY, I'LL GO.
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OH, HEY, KYRA. YOU LOOK GREAT!
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HEY, LISTEN. CHEYENNE
NEEDS ME TO GO OVER TO
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THE CAMPUS WITH HER
REAL QUICK. IS THAT OKAY?
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I DON'T CARE. YOU WANT TO COME?
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YEAH, RIGHT. YEAH.
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DON'T TAKE OFF YOUR PADS. WE
ARE GONNA SKATE TODAY, OKAY?
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ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE
BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
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YOU AND MOM, LIKE, ON A
HOCKEY TEAM OR SOMETHING?
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ACTUALLY, THIS LITTLE
ENERGY DRINK'S NOT THAT BAD.
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BUT IT'S SO TINY. I'D HAVE
TO DRINK 10 OF THESE.
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OKAY, AND I'LL CATCH YOUR HEART
WHEN IT BLOWS OUT OF YOUR CHEST.
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HEY, WHY IS MY DOOR OPEN?
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OH, YOU MUST'VE LEFT IT OPEN WHEN
YOU BROUGHT STUFF OVER EARLIER.
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I HAVEN'T BROUGHT ANYTHING OVER.
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AND SOMEBODY PUT A BUNCH OF STUFF
IN HERE. WE NEED TO CALL THE POLICE.
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AND REPORT WHAT? A DELIVERY?
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CAN I HELP YOU?
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WELL, IT'S JUST THAT I THINK THAT
YOU GUYS HAVE THE WRONG APARTMENT.
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THIS IS 7B, VAN AND
CHEYENNE MONTGOMERY.
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ACCORDING TO THIS LETTER FROM THE ATHLETIC
DEPARTMENT, 7B JUST BECAME AVAILABLE.
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- I THINK THIS IS OUR APARTMENT.
- WELL, THERE'S ONLY
ONE WAY TO SETTLE IT.
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I'LL RACE YOU FOR IT.
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WHAT IS GOING ON? HOW COULD
THEY GIVE AWAY OUR APARTMENT?
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OH, NO, BABY. I'M SURE THEY
DIDN'T. IT'S JUST A MIX-UP.
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WHEN THE ATHLETIC
COORDINATOR GETS HERE, HE'LL
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STRAIGHTEN IT ALL OUT.
JEFF IS A GREAT GUY.
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YOU THINK SO? OH, YOU
KNOW WHAT IT COULD BE?
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COULD BE THEY WANNA MOVE YOU TO
A LOWER FLOOR, 'CAUSE VAN'S INJURED.
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A LOWER FLOOR? LIKE, WHERE
THE BADMINTON TEAM LIVES?
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NO. UH-UH. CHEYENNE, CALM DOWN.
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YOU'RE AN ADULT. ARE
YOU GONNA DEAL WITH THIS
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00:11:32,739 --> 00:11:34,542
PROBLEM, OR ARE YOU
JUST GONNA FALL APART?
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00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:37,544
I'M GONNA FALL APART. NO!
200
00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:41,115
YES. YES, I AM, MOM. OH, YES, I
AM. EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG.
201
00:11:41,183 --> 00:11:43,851
I MEAN, FIRST VAN GETS INJURED, AND
NOW WE'RE LOSING OUR APARTMENT.
202
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:47,171
YOU'RE NOT LOSING ANYTHING.
LOOK, TELL YOU WHAT.
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TAKE MY CAR, GO HOME,
FEED THE BABY AND RELAX.
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00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,593
OH, AND PICK UP ANOTHER
CASE OF THESE, OKAY?
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00:11:52,662 --> 00:11:56,547
AHA! MAKE IT TWO.
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00:11:56,616 --> 00:12:00,434
MOM, ARE YOU GONNA DEAL WITH
THIS GUY? OH, YOU BET I AM. GO ON NOW.
207
00:12:02,004 --> 00:12:06,173
YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS PROBABLY
JUST SOME COMPUTER MISTAKE.
208
00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:09,711
LIKE THE TIME THOSE "900" NUMBERS
SHOWED UP ON OUR PHONE BILL.
209
00:12:09,779 --> 00:12:12,630
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
210
00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:16,034
DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S
GOIN' ON AROUND HERE?
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00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,848
THEY'RE TRYIN' TO TAKE VAN'S
SCHOLARSHIP AWAY 'CAUSE HE'S HURT!
212
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,589
WHAT? NO! THEY'D
NEVER DO THAT TO HIM.
213
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:24,375
OH, THESE COLLEGES DO THAT
KIND OF THING ALL THE TIME.
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00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,144
THEY DID A BIG STORY ON IT
ON 20/20 OR NIGHT-THINGIE,
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00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:30,281
OR THAT ONE WHERE THE GUY'S HAIR
LOOKS LIKE IT'S MADE OUT OF WOOD.
216
00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:34,869
GREAT THEORY, EXCEPT THE
GUY IN THE KITCHEN'S ALSO HURT.
217
00:12:34,938 --> 00:12:38,789
SO WHY WOULD THEY GIVE
THE APARTMENT TO HIM? WHY?
218
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:41,178
'CAUSE SHUT UP, THAT'S WHY!
219
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:44,978
JEFF IS ON HIS WAY OVER.
220
00:12:45,047 --> 00:12:47,782
GOOD, 'CAUSE I'M EAGER
TO TALK TO HIM, REAL EAGER.
221
00:12:49,052 --> 00:12:52,220
I'M GONNA UNPACK SOME BOXES.
222
00:12:52,288 --> 00:12:54,288
OH, NO, LOUIS.
223
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:57,069
YOU GOTTA REST THAT ARM IF YOU'RE
GONNA BE ABLE TO PLAY AGAIN, HONEY.
224
00:12:57,093 --> 00:13:01,562
SHE'S RIGHT. SO, LOUIS, DOES
THIS JEFF GUY KNOW YOU'RE HURT?
225
00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:04,882
- NO, I DON'T THINK SO. WHY?
- WELL, YOU BETTER
STOP UNPACKIN'.
226
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:08,686
- YOU MAY LOSE
YOUR APARTMENT TOO.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
227
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,911
APPARENTLY THESE
SLEAZEBALLS DON'T LIKE GIVIN'
228
00:13:10,935 --> 00:13:12,973
HOUSING TO FOOTBALL
PLAYERS WHO CAN'T PLAY.
229
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:17,745
NO, NO, NO. I DON'T PLAY FOOTBALL. I
PLAY VIOLIN IN THE UNIVERSITY ORCHESTRA.
230
00:13:17,813 --> 00:13:21,165
WAIT. I THOUGHT THIS
DORM WAS FOR ATHLETES.
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00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:24,318
RIGHT. THAT WOULD BE
ME, WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL.
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00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,387
OH, YEAH!
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00:13:29,158 --> 00:13:31,325
YOU WERE AT THE TRYOUTS.
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00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,528
WELL, SHE WAS GOOD.
235
00:13:34,597 --> 00:13:37,298
HELLO, HALLE, LOUIS.
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00:13:37,366 --> 00:13:40,167
WELL, HEY THERE,
BROCK. HEY, JEFF.
237
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:43,771
WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM? OH, IT'S
JUST A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING, THAT'S ALL.
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00:13:43,839 --> 00:13:46,686
ALL I KNOW IS WHAT YOUR
LETTER SAYS. NOW IF YOU'LL
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00:13:46,710 --> 00:13:49,293
EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO
GO TALK TO THE PAINTERS.
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00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,729
I HOPE YOU CAN
WORK SOMETHING OUT.
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00:13:52,982 --> 00:13:55,316
WHO KNEW PLAYING THE
FIDDLE COULD BE SO DANGEROUS?
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00:13:55,385 --> 00:13:57,401
HIS ARM?
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00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:00,582
NO, THAT HAPPENED WHEN SOME MORON GRABBED
HIM IN THE PARKING LOT THE OTHER DAY.
244
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:04,142
ACCUSED HIM OF TRYING
TO STEAL HIS OWN CAR.
245
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:07,829
SO, WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?
OH, IT'S THE CRAZIEST THING, JEFF.
246
00:14:07,897 --> 00:14:11,249
REBA HAS THIS IDEA THAT YOU'RE
TRYIN' TO TAKE AWAY VAN'S HOUSING.
247
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:14,318
I DON'T HAVE ANY CHOICE WHEN
SOMEBODY SUSPENDS THEIR SCHOLARSHIP.
248
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:18,723
OH, WELL, THERE'S THE MISTAKE. NO, JEFF,
NO. VAN DIDN'T SUSPEND HIS SCHOLARSHIP.
249
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:21,942
OH, SURE HE DID, BROCK, YEAH. HE AND
I HAD A LONG CONVERSATION ABOUT IT.
250
00:14:22,011 --> 00:14:24,356
WAS HE ON SOME KIND OF
MEDICATION AT THE TIME? NO.
251
00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:26,592
SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO TELL.
252
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:29,107
NO, NO, THIS WAS ALL
VAN'S IDEA. HE SAID HE AND
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00:14:29,131 --> 00:14:31,486
CHEYENNE TALKED IT
OVER AND WANTED TO DO IT.
254
00:14:31,554 --> 00:14:34,188
I ASKED HIM TO REDSHIRT, BUT HE
SAID HE WANTED TO TAKE A YEAR OFF.
255
00:14:34,256 --> 00:14:36,874
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.
256
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,894
WHY WOULD VAN
SUSPEND HIS SCHOLARSHIP?
257
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,831
HONEST TO GOD, BROCK.
JUST WHEN I BEGIN TO RELAX...
258
00:14:43,899 --> 00:14:45,747
AND THINK THAT THOSE
TWO ARE STARTING TO ACT
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00:14:45,771 --> 00:14:47,601
RESPONSIBLY, THEY
PULL SOMETHIN' LIKE THIS.
260
00:14:47,670 --> 00:14:52,440
WHEN ARE THEY EVER GONNA
GROW UP? AND LOOK WHO I'M ASKING!
261
00:15:00,349 --> 00:15:02,850
OH, HEY, SWEETIE. SORRY
THAT TOOK SO LONG.
262
00:15:02,919 --> 00:15:05,387
WE KIND OF RAN INTO AN
UNEXPECTED PROBLEM...
263
00:15:05,411 --> 00:15:07,037
MOM, DID YOU FIX THAT THING?
264
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:09,387
THAT'S NOT QUITE OVER YET.
265
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,843
"THAT THING?" "THAT THING?"
266
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,905
OH, "THAT THING" WHERE
YOU TWO THINK YOU'LL
267
00:15:14,929 --> 00:15:17,180
STILL BE ABLE TO STAY IN
COLLEGE CAMPUS HOUSING,
268
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:20,033
EVEN THOUGH VAN
SUSPENDED HIS SCHOLARSHIP?
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00:15:20,102 --> 00:15:24,555
NO, CHEYENNE, I WASN'T
ABLE TO FIX "THAT THING."
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00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,458
THAT'S WHY WE LOST OUR HOUSING?
YOU SUSPENDED YOUR SCHOLARSHIP?
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00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:30,060
NO. NO!
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00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:33,147
NO, NO, NO! OKAY, YEAH.
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00:15:36,385 --> 00:15:39,921
- WAIT A MINUTE. DIDN'T YOU
DISCUSS THIS WITH HER?
- YES. YES, OF COURSE.
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00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:43,908
OKAY, NO.
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00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,343
HOW COULD YOU NOT
TELL ME ABOUT THIS, VAN?
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00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:49,441
WELL, I DON'T KNOW. SOMETIMES IT'S HARD
TO TALK ABOUT ATHLETE STUFF WITH YOU,
277
00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:51,632
BECAUSE YOU
BELIEVE IN ME SO MUCH.
278
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:54,402
IT'S LIKE YOU THINK
I CAN DO ANYTHING.
279
00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:58,138
BECAUSE YOU CAN! SEE?
IT'S ALWAYS LIKE THIS.
280
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,641
YOU'RE MY WIFE.
281
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:04,712
IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU COULD
SHOW JUST A LITTLE DOUBT SOMETIMES.
282
00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:09,350
DOUBT? DOUBT ABOUT WHAT? ARE YOU
AFRAID YOUR KNEE ISN'T GONNA HEAL?
283
00:16:09,419 --> 00:16:14,321
YOU ARE GONNA BE AS GOOD AS NEW,
HONEY. YOU JUST WON'T LET UP, WILL YOU?
284
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,457
NO, I'M NOT WORRIED
ABOUT MY KNEE.
285
00:16:17,526 --> 00:16:19,672
SO WHY DIDN'T YOU REDSHIRT
SO YOU COULD START CLASSES?
286
00:16:19,696 --> 00:16:22,180
OH, RIGHT, AND RISK BECOMING
ACADEMICALLY INELIGIBLE?
287
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:25,082
YOU HAVE TO MAINTAIN
A C-MINUS AVERAGE.
288
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:28,152
WHO DO YOU THINK I
AM? ALBERT WEINSTEIN?
289
00:16:32,442 --> 00:16:37,645
IT'S EINSTEIN, VAN. NO, THE SMART KID
IN SENIOR CLASS WAS ALBERT WEINSTEIN,
290
00:16:37,713 --> 00:16:39,730
EINSTEIN.
291
00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:45,252
OH, THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
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00:16:45,321 --> 00:16:48,990
NO NEW APARTMENT OR NEW LIFE.
293
00:16:49,058 --> 00:16:52,058
WE WERE GONNA BE THE MOST
POPULAR COUPLE ON CAMPUS.
294
00:16:52,127 --> 00:16:57,832
NOW WE'RE NOT EVEN GONNA BE ON CAMPUS...
OR POPULAR. ALL WE ARE IS JUST A COUPLE!
295
00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:04,538
WELL, AT LEAST YOU CAN RUN
AWAY. I'M THE ONE IN THE VANMOBILE.
296
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,847
VAN, I KNOW YOU'RE
INJURED, BUT...
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00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:14,498
YOU DON'T MAKE DECISIONS LIKE
THAT WITHOUT TALKIN' TO YOUR WIFE!
298
00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:17,885
YOU GUYS ARE A TEAM!
THESE THINGS AFFECT HER TOO!
299
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:21,588
I GUESS I WAS SCARED TO
TELL HER. SCARED? WHY?
300
00:17:21,657 --> 00:17:24,191
YOU WERE ONLY PUTTIN'
IT OFF FOR A YEAR.
301
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,726
YEAH, I GUESS.
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00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:31,064
VAN, EVER SINCE I'VE KNOWN YOU,
YOU'VE PLANNED ON PLAYIN' COLLEGE...
303
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,146
AND THEN TRYING OUT FOR
PRO. YEAH, BUT I WAS A KID THEN.
304
00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:37,004
THAT WAS THE HIGH
SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM.
305
00:17:37,073 --> 00:17:41,142
I MEAN, I WAS ALWAYS THE
FASTEST PLAYER ON THE FIELD.
306
00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:44,111
BUT NOW I'M NOT EVEN CLOSE. GOD!
307
00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:47,747
I WAS REALLY STRUGGLIN', MRS. H,
AND THAT WAS BEFORE I GOT HURT.
308
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,998
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'LL
PROBABLY BE A LOT SLOWER NOW.
309
00:17:53,022 --> 00:17:55,873
THAT'S SWEET, BUT I KNOW YOU'RE
JUST TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
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00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:00,551
BOY, YOU KNOW WHAT'D BE COOL?
IF THEY COULD DO AN OPERATION...
311
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,580
THAT TURNS MY KNEE INTO SOME
NUCLEAR-POWERED SUPER KNEE.
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00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:08,635
OF COURSE, THEY'D HAVE TO
DO AN OPERATION ON BOTH KNEES,
313
00:18:08,704 --> 00:18:10,971
OR I'D JUST BE RUNNING
A REALLY FAST CIRCLE.
314
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,481
AND THEN I'D BE DIZZY
ALL THE TIME... VAN!
315
00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:21,693
AS HARD AS IT IS,
I REALLY THINK...
316
00:18:21,717 --> 00:18:24,284
YOU NEED TO TALK THIS
OVER WITH YOUR WIFE.
317
00:18:27,256 --> 00:18:31,125
HEY, MRS. H. YOU WANNA
HEAR SOMETHIN' WEIRD? WHAT?
318
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:35,062
WHEN THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I WASN'T
GONNA BE ABLE TO PLAY FOR A WHILE,
319
00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:37,297
YOU KNOW WHAT I FELT?
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00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:40,685
- MM-MMM.
- RELIEF.
321
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,673
DOES THAT MAKE ME A COWARD?
322
00:18:45,742 --> 00:18:47,742
OH, HONEY.
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00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:53,948
ANYONE WHO TRIES TO FIND THE THING
THAT MAKES HIM HAPPY IS NO COWARD.
324
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:59,119
EVEN THOUGH, TECHNICALLY,
YOU ARE SCARED OF CHEYENNE.
325
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,709
MAN, WHAT AN INSANE DAY.
326
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,312
ALL RIGHT. CHEER UP, GRUMPY.
327
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,547
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO
ROLLERBLADIN' TODAY.
328
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:14,769
BUT I PROMISE YOU... FIRST THING
TOMORROW, I WILL HUMILIATE YOU.
329
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:21,069
SO IT LOOKS LIKE CHEYENNE AND
VAN WILL BE STAYING AROUND A WHILE.
330
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,627
BUT GOOD NEWS...
JAKE'S MOVING OUT.
331
00:19:24,947 --> 00:19:27,213
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S MAKE A RULE.
332
00:19:27,282 --> 00:19:29,450
EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE
GONNA BE HERE,
333
00:19:29,518 --> 00:19:32,285
WE'RE STILL GONNA MAKE TIME
TO DO ALL OUR STUFF TOGETHER.
334
00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:34,854
- DEAL?
- YOU MEAN LIKE WE DID TODAY?
335
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,779
KYRA, I'M SORRY THAT I HAD
TO BLOW OUR SKATING OFF,
336
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:46,833
BUT... CHEYENNE HAD THIS MAJOR
CRISIS, AND I HAD TO DEAL WITH IT.
337
00:19:46,902 --> 00:19:51,255
YEAH, I KNOW YOU DID, MOM. YOU
ALWAYS DO, AND YOU ALWAYS WILL.
338
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:54,407
NO, BELIEVE ME. WE'LL
SKATE, WE'LL PLAY CANDYLAND,
339
00:19:54,476 --> 00:19:57,812
WE'LL GO DOWN TO THE RIVER
AND SHOOT RATS IF YOU WANT.
340
00:19:59,315 --> 00:20:02,144
HONEY, I PROMISE I'LL BE
ABLE TO MAKE TIME FOR US.
341
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,317
WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT? MAYBE I WON'T.
342
00:20:04,386 --> 00:20:06,422
JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT
TO SPEND TIME WITH ME
343
00:20:06,446 --> 00:20:08,506
DOESN'T MEAN I WANT
TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU.
344
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,886
HANG ON. WHY DON'T WE
GO SKATIN' RIGHT NOW?
345
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:15,729
NO! CAN I JUST HAVE SOME TIME
FOR MYSELF? WOULD THAT BE OKAY?
346
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,440
YOU GOT A SECOND?
347
00:20:27,509 --> 00:20:29,977
MOM, I'M HUNGRY.
348
00:20:30,045 --> 00:20:32,257
I KNOW, JAKE. I'M
STARTIN' DINNER.
349
00:20:32,281 --> 00:20:35,349
- WHAT ARE WE HAVING?
- WE'RE HAVIN' CHICK...
350
00:20:38,187 --> 00:20:42,205
WE'RE HAVIN' HOT
DOGS. HOT DOGS? YES!
351
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:45,714
AND GUESS WHAT? WE'RE
GONNA EAT 'EM IN THE BATHROOM.
352
00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:50,631
I'VE NEVER EATEN
IN THE BATHROOM.
353
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:53,601
I'LL GET SOME KETCHUP, MUSTARD,
354
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,802
SOME CHOCOLATE MILK,
355
00:20:55,872 --> 00:20:57,872
SOME RELISH FOR MOM.
356
00:20:57,940 --> 00:21:00,274
WHERE DO WE KEEP THE BUNS?
357
00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:37,528
ACME!
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