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CRAIG KELLY: Rich holidays...
Whoo!
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...are getting ever more lavish.
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WOMAN: Oh, my goodness me,
that is incredible.
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But the cost of living also means
more budget British breaks.
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That's impossible.
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So what happens when they swap?
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Why would rich people come here?
It's an adventure, though, innit?
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And do the top 10%...
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Oh, I just got a massive whiff!
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...really want to rub shoulders
with the bottom 10%?
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SHE SHOUTS
This is really a budget holiday.
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From no-frills campsites...
Eurgh!
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...to luxury villas...
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This is... insane.
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...what happens when people
from either side
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of the wealth divide...
Brake!
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...swap destinations...
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SHE SCREAMS
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Wow!
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...activities...
whoa!
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...and swap budgets?
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My wedding didn't cost that.
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That is like a deposit
on a house, isn't it?
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Who will have
a life-changing experience?
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I felt the best
I've ever felt in my life.
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HE LAUGHS
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I can't stop crying now.
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Janet, will you marry me?
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And who will check out early?
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This is not a holiday.
Get me out of here.
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In the leafy streets of East London
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are two wealthy entrepreneurs
who love a good time.
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JODIE: We just always have fun
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and just have a good vibe
and take selfies.
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Lots of selfies.
THEY LAUGH
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Annie runs
a successful nail business...
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It's very lucrative.
I feel very proud of that.
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...while Jodie is a D).
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I've performed at Ministry of Sound,
The Source,
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I've support DJ-ed for Idris Elba.
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But what they are most proud of
is being mums.
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We're both mums to boys...
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Baby boys.
..and single mums, as well,
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so it's like our lives
just kind of "parallelly”...
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Yeah, we've like... met.
We are in sync, kind of.
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BOTH: Yeah.
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When it comes to holidays,
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the glamorous duo
really push the boat out.
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I go on holiday maybe, like,
four or five times a year.
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I like to go to the Caribbean.
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My dad has an apartment out there,
so I do go out there sometimes.
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It has a hot tub.
It looks out over the marina.
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You can see all the yachts
in the bay.
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It's got a crystal blue ocean.
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I enjoy going to Turkey and Mexico.
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At least once a year,
I'll go to the South of France.
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But they've never been away
together.
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We were meant to go on holiday
so many times.
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I was like, "Annie, come to Vegas.
Come to Vegas.”
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So now we're gonna go
on our first holiday together
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but throw ourselves in
at the deep end
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and, yeah,
see if we can sink or swim.
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Annie's worst nightmare is camping.
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I've slept in a tent for one night
in my whole life,
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and I slept a full 20 minutes.
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Yeah.
On the floor.
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And if it rains, it's not good.
Yeah.
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But then a fox might come in
and say, "Hello!"
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JODIE LAUGHS
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Vegetarian Jodie's
more concerned about the food.
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Imagine if we're staying in, like,
some sort of pig farm, or something,
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and then we're, like,
eating the pigs.
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ANNIE LAUGHS
I don't know.
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Like, that would be pretty bad
for me.
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I don't think they're gonna
make you eat pigs, Jodie.
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Yeah, I don't know.
I'm just thinking the worst.
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JODIE LAUGHS
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But wherever they end up,
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they'll never be far
from their phones.
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We just like selfies
because we love selfies, don't we?
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I love a selfie.
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Selfies are good
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cos you can see yourself
when the picture's being taken.
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They want to experience
how the other half holiday
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for the sake of their boys.
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This will be a good way
to do some market research.
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Yeah, it's to teach them
that they don't need
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it always to be expensive holidays
to have fun. Exactly.
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I'm just looking forward to,
like, having a challenge, I guess,
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and having you to be there with me
will be fun.
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Yeah, hopefully, like, we'll
still be able to have a cocktail.
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Cocktail in a can, maybe.
If it's a two-for-one.
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Cocktail in a can.
Oh, yeah, a can one. Yeah.
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Just ten miles away, in West London,
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are three friends on the other side
of the wealth divide.
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Hiya. Hey, Jase.
You all right?
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Good to see you.
Oh, yeah? You good?
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Scott works in a hotel,
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Chris in a comedy club,
while Jason is a dog behaviourist.
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DOG WHINES
JASON: You wanna go on walkies?
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The three are best mates
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but sometimes
don't like to admit it.
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It's more of a social experiment...
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THEY LAUGH
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...that's been going on
for many, many years.
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Scott's the funnyman,
Chris has two left feet,
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while Jason is the vain one...
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If the question was who THINKS
they're the best-looking...
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THEY LAUGH
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Jason?
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...who takes an age to get ready.
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Jason, you go on my first whistle.
Everyone else...
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THEY LAUGH
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"Chris,
you have ten more minutes in bed."
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Our hard-up trio
are used to no-frills holidays.
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If we were ever gonna go away,
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it would be completely
budget-restrained.
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There's a place not far from us
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where, like, it's £4 a tent,
and you can go there for the night.
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They're used to roughing it.
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'One time, we went camping,
and it was just lashing it down,
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'and everyone else around
was moaning.'
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We were out, and we made,
like, a mudslide, didn't we?
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THEY LAUGH
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Money is tight,
especially for Jason.
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'Once my bills are paid,
once my food is got in,
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'I've just got nothing left,
and that is... It's hard.'
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Jason used to live
with his grandmother in Essex,
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down the road from best buddy Scott,
but she sadly passed away last year.
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Is that hot? Nah, it's not too hot.
That's done, Jase.
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When my grandmother passed,
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of course it was hard,
it was devastating.
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There you go.
Thank you.
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He had to look
for somewhere else to live,
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and ended up miles away
from his mates.
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I just don't see them any more
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because of work,
because of distance.
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Normally, it's got
a wrap around it.
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I never thought about that bit.
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Scott's hoping time together
with no money worries
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will give Jason a lift.
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Oh, are we attempting that, are we?
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Mm.
Let's do it.
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"It will be good
to catch up with him,
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'sit down, and have a chat.'
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Maybe get him a bit more happier
than he has been.
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Until now, a luxury holiday
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was something
they could only dream of.
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It would be nice
to know what it's like
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to do something
without budgeting for it. Mm.
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"And there's things that you go,
"Oh, I'd really like to do that."
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'But you just can't.'
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But are they really ready
to rub shoulders with posh people?
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If it's one person
that doesn't wanna do something,
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you'd rally each other up anyway.
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'None of us, of the three,
wanna be the one that said;
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"I'm not doing that."
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And purely for that,
we will all end up doing...
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...anything.
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All is about to be revealed.
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Both sides are being given
their swap destinations.
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Oh, are you ready to find out?
No, I'm nervous.
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I'm shaking.
Are you ready?
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Yeah.
Are you ready?
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Oh, my God.
No.
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"You're going..." Oh, my God,
"..a campsite in..."
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Li-wers? Lew-es? Loose?
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Shall I open it?
Yeah, do it. Open it.
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OK, let's do it.
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"To a luxury villa in Andalucia!"
"The sun-soaked south of Spain."
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A luxury villa... "luxury".
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It's gonna have
more than one toilet.
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THEY LAUGH
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"Packing list: Waterproofs, wellies,
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"hand sanitiser, sun lotion,
walking boots."
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I don't own walking boots!
Oh, my God.
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Where's Lew-es?
Lewes, it's called.
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Looze, where is Lewes?
England.
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Jodie and Annie are swapping
their five-star comfort
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for a campsite near the picturesque
market town of Lewes in East Sussex.
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They'll be left on their own
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to pitch camp, cook,
and use the bog-basic amenities.
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CRYING: Oh, no!
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I don't wanna go camping.
What is Lewes?
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Like, I've never heard of it
in my life.
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Lew... Lew-es.
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Oh, it sounds quite exotic,
"Lew-es"!
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It's not St Lucia.
It's not, but it's Lew-es.
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JODIE LAUGHS
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I need to know if it's, like,
in the sunny part of England,
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or a not-sunny part of England.
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I don't know.
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"Packing list: A captain's hat..."
Oh, my God.
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There's a boat.
There's a boat.
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"Evening wear, dancing shoes."
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You have to wear all of this
at the same time.
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THEY LAUGH
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Spain, a destination
so popular with us Brits
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that we spend
£15 billion there a year,
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and a quarter of a million of us
now call it home.
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The boys will be based
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at the exclusive private development
of Sotogrande,
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a favourite
with footballers and royals,
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and will be staying
in a luxury modern villa
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with private gym, multiple pools,
and a view to die for.
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We're gonna be out on a boat,
hopefully in the sea...
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I mean, that's gonna be amazing.
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It's absolutely... Spend some time
in the water, maybe. Yeah.
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Day one...
Hey, babe. Hey, babe.
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...and both sets of friends are off
to see how the other half holiday.
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Can you see the taxi, Chris?
There it is.
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JODIE: I'm a bit nervous.
I don't know.
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JASON: Chris...
Gain some weight.
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Wait, wait, wait...
THEY LAUGH
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Go, go, go. Can you get in?
Move over.
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TAXI DRIVER: That's all right?
In a little. That's it?
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No, no, it is the width,
not the length.
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THEY LAUGH
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Do the rich people
get in squashed cabs?
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THEY LAUGH
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JODIE: I have no tent skills at all.
LAUGHING: Tent skills!
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, like, can't follow directions.
I can't even put up a table.
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No, I've never even put
my flat pack furniture together.
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Exactly.
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After a three-hour flight,
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the boys get the first glimpse
of their glamorous destination...
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That is our villa over there?
It's huge.
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SCOTT: It's just a valley of villas.
BOTH: Yeah.
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...before arriving
at their own personal paradise.
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How many levels is this place?
It's huge!
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Oh, wow.
This looks great.
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The friends are staying
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in an ultramodern,
three-storey mansion
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with stunning sea views.
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There are six bedrooms,
en suite Jacuzzis,
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and two swimming pools,
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and the lower floor
houses a gym and games room.
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Is this all for us? I mean...
is there someone else joining us?
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JASON GRUNTS
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Another pool.
Really?
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There is. There's a second pool.
Hang on.
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Jason, the gym.
I know.
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We are gonna spend a lot of time
down here.
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This is fun.
245
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It's everything, just everything.
You've a pool table...
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Back in East Sussex,
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Jodie and Annie
arrive at their budget campsite.
248
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JODIE: I just see green.
249
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They'll need to get by on their own.
250
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It's low season,
and they're the only ones in site.
251
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Oh, there's gnats!
I mean, there's a lot of greenery.
252
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JODIE LAUGHS
What is there to do?
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I hope the toilets are nice, clean.
254
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That's the toilets.
I know, but clean, please!
255
00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:47,615
There's no plumbing
in these basic bogs, just sawdust.
256
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What is this?
257
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You do your business.
Like, you have a wee or a poo...
258
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Why is... Why is sawdust...?
..and then you just do this.
259
00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:57,215
And you put it on top,
and it just smells.
260
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JODIE GROANS
261
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Jodie's already having
second thoughts about the swap.
262
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I don't know if I'm gonna
last the week, to be honest.
263
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I think maybe two or three nights
might be my, you know, my limit.
264
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A camera's been set up
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so both sets of holiday-makers
can record their reactions.
266
00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:17,775
I've never been anywhere like this.
267
00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,295
It's an unreal feeling.
268
00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:21,495
'It's absolutely amazing.
There are so many doors.
269
00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,295
'Every single place we went to,
270
00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,815
there was something else
that was absolutely amazing.
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The amount of mosquitoes
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00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,215
is definitely
getting to me a little bit.
273
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:32,455
I know that poles go...
JODIE CHUCKLES
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...on the outside.
275
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Jodie and Annie
have never erected a tent before,
276
00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:40,295
but without it,
they will have nowhere to sleep.
277
00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:44,015
Putting up a tent
was very stressful and difficult.
278
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,935
"With one person at each side...”
279
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,735
Oh, we've done something wrong...
All right.
280
00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,055
...and I don't wanna do it now.
281
00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,575
I don't know what to do, babe.
282
00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,095
Oh, no.
283
00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:57,215
To bend the poles in the hole,
you've got to really, like,
284
00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:00,615
do some sort of Olympic move
to get it in.
285
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:03,855
Actually driving me insane.
286
00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:07,775
Jodie and Annie have been at it
for more than an hour, when...
287
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,015
Oh, my God, it's done! Ah!
288
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,975
Oh, yes! Yay!
We've actually got a tent shape.
289
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,455
Like, I'm quite impressed with us.
290
00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,655
We did that.
We did.
291
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:23,775
Camping is Jodie and Annie's
idea of a nightmare holiday,
292
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,215
so who's responsible?
293
00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,295
Duh-duh-duh!
294
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,295
Ooh. Ah, he...
It's a boy.
295
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:32,055
He looks kind of nature loving.
296
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:35,655
I can totally see them in this tent.
He looks very outdoorsy.
297
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,855
I want to give him a hug.
He would take this serious.
298
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,055
I think he looks sweet.
I think he's definitely a chef.
299
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,335
Do you think?
Yeah.
300
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,455
Well, we could do with a chef,
couldn't we, in this field? Yeah.
301
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,135
Let's look.
Let's have a look.
302
00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:49,295
Yeah. OK.
I was not expecting that.
303
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,815
They look "modelly",
a bit like influencer-type things.
304
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,775
Yeah. Mm-hm.
They're gonna have fun camping (!)
305
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,335
If they are these influencers,
306
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,655
I bet they'd still somehow
make it look really good.
307
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,215
The lads from London
308
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,375
don't have to worry
about budgeting on this holiday
309
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,455
as everything is included,
310
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,055
but the glamorous friends
haven't just swapped holidays.
311
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,775
They've swapped budgets, too.
312
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:14,015
20, 40, 60, 70.
313
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:17,935
That's just £35 each
to spend on food and drink.
314
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,735
Oh, my God.
We'd spend that for just the lunch.
315
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,655
This is their holiday budget, and
it just makes me feel really sad.
316
00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:27,935
I feel like maybe
we just don't appreciate it enough.
317
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,895
I thought there'd be at least £100.
318
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:35,535
Right now, the budget
is the least of their worries.
319
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:38,775
Ahead is a night on their own
in the wilds of Sussex.
320
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,695
Night, Jodie.
Good night, baby cakes.
321
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,615
Sleep tight.
I hope we sleep.
322
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,815
Jodie and Annie's budget break
hits a wall...
323
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,415
JODIE SCREAMS
You're doing it, you're good!
324
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,375
I don't like it.
325
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,055
...and the lads' rich holiday
careers off course.
326
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,735
JASON GRUNTS
Ooh, are you OK?
327
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,375
JASON CHUCKLES
328
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:14,735
Two phone-obsessed single mums who
are used to five-star getaways...
329
00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,935
I like to go to the Caribbean.
330
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,575
My dad
has an apartment out there.
331
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:21,615
...and three lads whose breaks
are more bargain basement...
332
00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,095
There's a place not far from us.
333
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,535
It's £4 a tent,
and you can go there for the night.
334
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,495
...are finding out
how the other half holiday...
335
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:31,255
It'd be nice to know
what it's like to do something...
336
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,055
...without budgeting for it.
337
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:37,735
...and whether loads of cash
really does buy you happiness.
338
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:40,175
I'm just looking forward
to having a challenge, I guess.
339
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:44,055
Yeah, hopefully, like, we'll still
be able to have a cocktail. Mm.
340
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,215
Cocktail in a can, maybe.
If it's a two-for-one.
341
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,935
It's day two...
342
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,895
There's no signal here, babes.
343
00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,175
...and Jodie and Annie
344
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,775
have just spent their first-ever
night sleeping under canvas.
345
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,375
How did you sleep?
Like death, babe.
346
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,735
It was not good.
347
00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,655
I got cramp
in the middle of the night.
348
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,495
I needed a wee at three, and then
I couldn't get back to sleep,
349
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,255
and I needed another wee at six.
350
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,575
I just don't understand why anyone
would want to come camping,
351
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,095
like, in a tent.
352
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:13,495
It's just not for me.
It's freezing cold at night.
353
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,975
You have to walk so far
to just come for a wee.
354
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,815
In Spain, there were no
night-time toilet treks for the boys
355
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,455
in their luxury mansion.
356
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:27,895
This is a far cry from anything
like when you go camping.
357
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,055
And to be here
with the environment that we're in
358
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,015
is just absolutely mad.
359
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:34,535
The best thing about the house
is the actual outside of it.
360
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,895
I mean, it's fantastic.
361
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:38,215
Jason's had a tough year,
362
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:42,495
so Scott and Chris are making sure
he gets the five-star treatment.
363
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,975
Breakfast.
It's about time.
364
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,695
This laying around and doing nothing
is hard work (!) Mm-hm.
365
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,895
In East Sussex,
366
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:53,535
our countryphobes may have
survived one night in the wild
367
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:56,135
but have no idea
what's in store for the week.
368
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,135
Ready?
Ready.
369
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,895
Both sides are about to find out
370
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,815
they're not only
swapping destinations...
371
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,495
The grand reveal.
372
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:03,975
...but activities, too.
373
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,575
Animal petting!
374
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,575
Oh, I hope
that we see some baby lambs.
375
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:13,335
"Latin dance classes."
CHUCKLING: OK.
376
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:16,575
"Adventure time."
That could be fun.
377
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,935
I mean, I don't really like heights,
but I do like zip lines.
378
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,255
"Sailing on the Mediterranean."
379
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,735
We're gonna get on boats.
We get boats.
380
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:31,215
How cute.
I love a little country shop.
381
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:35,215
In East Sussex, Jodie and Annie
are putting on a brave face.
382
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,895
A little village cafe,
that's really sweet. I like that.
383
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,575
Not only is money tight,
384
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,815
they've got to prepare and cook
their own food...
385
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,895
SHOPKEEPER: Hello.
Hi!
386
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,175
...with nothing
but a tiny camping stove.
387
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,535
Now, remember, Jode,
we haven't got much money,
388
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,495
so we need to be sensible
with our money.
389
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,295
Can we cook eggs in there?
Scrambled eggs?
390
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,855
I think you could probably... Yeah.
391
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,335
Yeah, should we get scrambled eggs?
How much are the eggs?
392
00:16:55,360 --> 00:17:00,015
Annie and Jodie typically spend £150
on their weekly food shop.
393
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:03,015
It was pretty strange not just
being able to pick up what I wanted
394
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,775
and then just hearing the total
at the till
395
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,015
Like, having to think,
"Well, this is this much."”
396
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,935
Hi.
SHOPKEEPER: Hiya.
397
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,495
Thank you.
398
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:14,775
The food shop has already
put a dent in their £70 budget.
399
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,535
We've got a few bits.
400
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:19,375
It came to £7,
and in the countryside, obviously,
401
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,015
it's a little bit more expensive
as well.
402
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,455
We've already spent 10% of
the weekly budget, which is crazy.
403
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,695
Back at the campsite,
404
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:31,495
the challenge is to cook the kind
of lavish banquet they're used to.
405
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,735
Right, stand back. Hair out the way.
406
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,935
There!
I see flames.
407
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,895
I see them.
Just be careful.
408
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:40,895
God, hold the bowl.
409
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,575
Ready?
410
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,815
One eqgg.
Oh.
411
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:49,375
Dinner was very "hashtag tragic."
412
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:53,215
Obviously,
we were eating out of plastic bowls,
413
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,895
cooking on a mobile stove
414
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,615
that we just had to kind of light
in the middle of a field.
415
00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,375
It looks like FOMO
is setting in fast.
416
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,255
What do you think
the boys are eating?
417
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:05,575
Think they might having
a bit of caviar, sushi, you know,
418
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,895
the full breakfast buffet
that I absolutely love.
419
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,135
I reckon they'll be having
steak and beer
420
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,095
and having a lovely time being boys.
421
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,135
In Spain, there's no scrimping.
422
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,295
The first activity
is a round of golf,
423
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,655
which, in Andalusia,
424
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:23,015
can cost anywhere from £30 to £400.
425
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,215
Scott.
Jonathan.
426
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,935
Chris. Nice to meet you.
Jonathan.
427
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,375
All right? Jason.
JONATHAN: Nice to meet you.
428
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,295
And the privilege
of your own champion golf pro,
429
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,975
another £300.
430
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,695
Ooh, hello.
431
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,215
On?
on.
432
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,975
FAINT CHUCKLES
433
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,575
Nothing says rich holiday
more than golf,
434
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,455
and it's a new one on the boys.
435
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,415
First time on a proper course.
The views are amazing.
436
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,655
And it's gonna be a good day.
437
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:50,815
What I like to do first
is you take a little practice swing.
438
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:56,215
Oh! No plan where it lands.
LAUGHTER
439
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:57,775
CHUCKLES
440
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,895
SCOTT LAUGHS FAINTLY
441
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,935
The definition of left... You have
to hit it more straight next time.
442
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,055
OK.
No worries.
443
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,175
Ball. Ball!
LAUGHTER
444
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,615
I have a feeling
I'm gonna get very frustrated.
445
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:12,935
HE CHUCKLES
446
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:15,935
Nice practice.
447
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,415
I'm really annoyed,
and I've had enough already.
448
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,735
Chris might not be
getting in the swing,
449
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:28,055
but at least rich people
don't have to WALK between holes.
450
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,735
Oh!
Ooh, are you OK?
451
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,495
JASON CHUCKLES
I just don't know.
452
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:35,815
I can't see myself going home,
purchasing golf clubs,
453
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,495
and then taking it up immediately.
454
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,855
Fuck this sport. It's shit.
LAUGHTER
455
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:50,375
At least the time spent together
is proving to be a success.
456
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:54,175
I couldn't think of two other people
to experience this with.
457
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:58,535
Everything apart from the actual
hitting the golf ball is fun.
458
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:01,215
And we're all in the same boat
where we're working.
459
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:05,175
And just to get that time together,
it has really been important.
460
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,975
It's day three,
461
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,575
and Jodie and Annie have survived
another night in their tents.
462
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,775
I'm just so exhausted,
and I feel sick.
463
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,975
Like, I actually feel sick
from not sleeping.
464
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,735
It's so freezing cold,
and then as soon as it's 6am,
465
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,015
you're literally dying of sweat.
466
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,375
I can't, like...
I'm so dry mouthed, and...
467
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,175
It's, like,
having all the climate changes,
468
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,855
like we're in the rainforest,
Sahara, Arctic.
469
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,615
THEY LAUGH
470
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,535
Babe, I think we need
to find somewhere indoors.
471
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,215
I think at this stage
I'd even accept a B&B.
472
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,735
ANNIE LAUGHS
Sorry.
473
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,535
I feel like I've put myself
in the boys' shoes.
474
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,015
I've lived the campsite life,
and now I'm done,
475
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,655
and I'm ready to move on.
476
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,055
But there are further obstacles
to overcome.
477
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:57,815
No way, I am not doing that.
Have you seen how high that is?
478
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,535
Their first activity,
costing just £20,
479
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,895
is a 60-foot climbing wall.
480
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,495
Oh, we're doing the climbing wall.
481
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,415
I can't climb,
have you seen my nails?
482
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,255
There's no way.
This requires strength.
483
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,935
We've not slept.
There is no way.
484
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,615
We've not slept.
I know, babe.
485
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:15,175
It's the kind of extreme sport
they'd pay thousands to avoid.
486
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,255
I'm just worried
about bashing my nail
487
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,375
It's not about breaking one,
I don't want it to hurt.
488
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,175
I, you know... This is hard.
489
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,575
Come on, babes.
Trip to Dubai is waiting at the top.
490
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,935
Flushable toilets.
491
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,455
Cheese board. Champagne.
492
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,655
This low-cost holiday
is going from bad to worse.
493
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,255
I already know that I'm not gonna
get further than a few bars up,
494
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,855
because I just know, like,
I'm a weakling.
495
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,215
OK, we ready?
Yeah.
496
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,335
I have really small hands,
I have nails.
497
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,655
SHE SCREAMS
498
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,175
You're doing it! You're good!
499
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,615
I don't like it.
500
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:01,295
Go on, babe.
I'm gonna die. This is my death.
501
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,055
SHE LAUGHS
502
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,735
I've had an, er... I'm scared.
503
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,735
No, can you...
can someone stand underneath me?
504
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,535
I struggled to get down,
505
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,415
cos I find it really hard
to trust, like,
506
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,775
mechanisms of things
that aren't humans.
507
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:15,895
SHE SCREAMS
508
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,415
That's why I wanted someone
beneath me.
509
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,255
You know, like,
a fireman or something
510
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,175
just to catch me if I fell.
511
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,015
Just let go. I promise, it's fun.
512
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,975
I don't wanna let go, I'm gonna die.
513
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,575
JODIE SCREAMS
Oh, my God.
514
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:29,935
SHE LAUGHS
515
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,775
Some outdoorsy activities
are for me,
516
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,535
but, you know,
this is just not for me.
517
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,775
I'm not in the army.
518
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:41,095
In Spain, the rich holiday
is meant to give Jason a lift.
519
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:45,015
So far, a costly round of golf
failed to impress.
520
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:47,695
So he's taking refuge
in the private gym.
521
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,495
It's like my version of, like,
meditation in the morning.
522
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,895
But on this mates' break...
It's 20kg.
523
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:56,015
...no-one is allowed
to be alone for long.
524
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,415
There he is.
Why are you here?
525
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,695
We're just checking
that they're not show muscles.
526
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,015
Leave me alone.
THEY LAUGH
527
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:08,175
Jason, stop focusing.
528
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,215
Son of a bitch.
529
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,415
THEY LAUGH
Jason, you OK?
530
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,295
Jason, come on, one more.
Go, Jason.
531
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:19,215
I can't... I can't lift it.
THEY LAUGH
532
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,655
Fucking arseholes.
533
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:27,135
Yes, this is working.
It's working wonders.
534
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,615
This proves that alone time
is important.
535
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,055
It's really nice
being together again.
536
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,455
It's been such a long time
since we have gone anywhere
537
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,015
and done anything together.
538
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,415
And it's like that we just
saw each other yesterday,
539
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:44,575
if that makes sense.
540
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,455
In East Sussex,
Jodie and Annie are struggling
541
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,935
with their low-cost
countryside adventure...
542
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,375
Let's go see what this Long Man is,
then, babe.
543
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,455
...and are now trying to find
a legendary local landmark.
544
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,575
Oh, I wonder where the Long Man is.
Have you seen him yet?
545
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,055
The famous Long Man of Wilmington
546
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:08,335
is thought to have originally
been an indentation in the grass,
547
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:11,095
dating back to the 18th-century.
548
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:14,335
Today, he is helped out
with concrete blocks.
549
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:15,495
I mean, what is he?
550
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,055
But the girls
have never heard of him.
551
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,255
I don't know.
A man that is long, I guess.
552
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:25,615
They are still hanging on to
their old lives on their phones.
553
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,415
Give me some poses. I love it!
554
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,695
You're on the cover
of Country Life right now.
555
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,735
I love nature.
I love nature.
556
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,935
It's pretty much the same as Dubai,
557
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,335
except we've got sand dunes
of flowers
558
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,415
instead of sand dunes of sand.
559
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,855
This is definitely
a social media-worthy location.
560
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,215
I mean, look at the backdrop.
It's beautiful.
561
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,415
After an hour-long hike...
562
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,575
Watch out for the, erm...
The nettles.
563
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,335
...with the odd break...
564
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,895
I even picked you a buttercup.
Oh, thank you, babe.
565
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,695
Do you like butter?
Yeah, I do.
566
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,615
Oh, so much.
I know.
567
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,975
Oh, look, it's the Long Man.
Oh, my God.
568
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,575
No, that can't be the Long Man.
How did they make that?
569
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,975
Is that the Long Man?
570
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,255
Oh, my God. Did an alien make it,
do you think?
571
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,455
That is crazy.
Erm, I doubt it, babes.
572
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:15,255
...a sign explains that no-one really
knows how it came to be there.
573
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,375
One of the greatest mysteries of
the Sussex countryside. Oh, my God.
574
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,175
So, they don't know who made him.
No.
575
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:21,455
Where did he come from?
576
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,255
The fact that he's a mystery
is really cool,
577
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,295
and no-one really knows
how he got there.
578
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,495
During Victorian period, the shape
was marked with yellow bricks.
579
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,975
That's so old.
Wow.
580
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,695
Searching for the Long Man
was lots of fun.
581
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,375
Was he here? Was he there?
Where was he?
582
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,335
And, you know, it was a nice little
back story when we got to him,
583
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:42,895
and we learnt about the history
of the Long Man.
584
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:45,375
I feel like
he's just watching over us,
585
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,295
making sure we're being nice.
586
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,535
The Long Man's mythical magic
587
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,375
could be breaking the bad spell
of the budget holiday.
588
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,255
Loving The Long Man.
589
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,935
In Spain, putting golf behind them,
590
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,175
the boys are on to
another posh pastime -
591
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:07,055
eating expensive seafood
at a prime spot on Basilio Beach.
592
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,135
You can't sit this close down
to the sea in Southend, can you?
593
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,415
Sit outside and eat.
594
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,215
Our trio are more into
bangers and mash.
595
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,815
Served up are £150 worth of dishes.
596
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,895
I can safely say
I would never order any of this.
597
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,375
Do rich people
just eat a plate of peppers?
598
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,575
I think if I saw that,
that would have put me off.
599
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,615
But I'm gonna try it
while it's here.
600
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,815
When they put that plate
of sardines there,
601
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,815
it literally just looked like
they just put 'em on a grill,
602
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,375
and they just gave 'em together.
603
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:39,895
That is not for me.
604
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:43,575
Jason, you can have all of them.
605
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,495
A few of the other dishes
that we had,
606
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,415
I wouldn't be trying again.
607
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:51,015
So, yes for this and a yes for this.
Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
608
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,295
And the pepper is...
609
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,735
It's a pepper.
It's a pepper.
610
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,935
You don't have to be rich
to have a pepper.
611
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,615
The food was interesting.
612
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,615
Flavours that I'd try to avoid.
613
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:03,655
Surely a £35 plate of lobster
will turn the tables.
614
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,975
More? What's that, a lobster?
615
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,175
Oh, wow.
That's nice.
616
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,575
I really like this.
Yeah?
617
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,495
Oh, the lobster was amazing.
618
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,695
I've not had lobsters
taste that fresh before.
619
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,695
I've never ordered lobster in
a restaurant just cos of the price.
620
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:23,495
But for Jason, so far,
the rich life is leaving him cold.
621
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,015
It was lovely to try it,
622
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,735
but when you're actually going out,
623
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,255
and you've got
that bit of money to spend,
624
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,255
you wanna enjoy your meal,
so you go to what you know.
625
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:38,055
The low budget pushes Jodie
and Annie to breaking point...
626
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,055
I just cannot stay in a tent
one more night.
627
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,215
...while the rich holiday
throws the boys out of step.
628
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,975
MEN: Ooh!
629
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:51,975
When the girls just randomly showed
up, we just thought, "Oh, my God."
630
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:02,815
Two friends
who love the high life...
631
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,255
At this stage,
I'd even accept a B&B.
632
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,495
ANNIE LAUGHS
Sorry.
633
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,135
...and three lads
with more basic tastes...
634
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,655
I can safely say
I would never order any of this.
635
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:16,095
...are holidaying
in each other's lives. Thank you.
636
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:19,175
We've already spent 10% of
the weekly budget, which is crazy.
637
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,215
...to discover
if the upgrade is worth it...
638
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,655
I have a feeling
I'm gonna get very frustrated.
639
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:28,215
...or if the simple pleasures
beat the finer things in life.
640
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,295
I'm just so exhausted,
and I feel sick.
641
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,455
Like, I actually feel sick
from not sleeping.
642
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,055
It's day four,
and in East Sussex,
643
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,255
Annie and Jodie are struggling
644
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,015
without their expensive
creature comforts.
645
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,175
It's a beautiful place,
646
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,455
and everything's been
lovely and clean,
647
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,575
but I just cannot stay in a tent
one more night.
648
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,055
Think we should maybe
look for something else. I know.
649
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,895
They're cracking under the pressure
of a budget break.
650
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,295
The facilities have been
really clean and nice,
651
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,735
but it's purely the tent situation.
652
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,095
I cannot sleep.
653
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,095
I'm just not built for camping.
654
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,535
I think that's the conclusion
I've come to.
655
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,975
But they aren't completely
giving up on the budget adventure...
656
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,135
I mean, it's not The Ritz, is it?
But...
657
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:16,055
...and decide to share a room
in a local guesthouse.
658
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:20,255
If money wasn't an object,
I'd be booking one with the pool,
659
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,535
massages would be available.
660
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:26,775
For something like that, you're
looking at about 200, £300 a night.
661
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,135
Yeah. We don't have
that sort of money right now.
662
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:34,095
In Spain, the posh life
isn't hitting the mark.
663
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,295
I thought it was easier
doing it the other way around.
664
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,935
So far,
the best things are still free.
665
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,895
I mean, boys will be boys
at the end of the day.
666
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,535
You give us a toy,
and we'll play with it.
667
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,335
The hope for the holiday
is to reconnect
668
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,535
and give Jason a treat
after a hard year.
669
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:50,735
The next expensive luxury
is a massage.
670
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,455
Hello. Hello.
Hi.
671
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:54,575
WOMEN: Hi.
672
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:58,055
And when money is no object,
you don't have to travel far.
673
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,855
I thought we was gonna be
going somewhere for a massage,
674
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,495
and then when
we come round the corner
675
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,215
and the massage beds
were all set up...
676
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,935
'Discovering aches and pains
that I didn't know I had.'
677
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,535
Ow, pain.
THEY LAUGH
678
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,255
WOMAN: Sorry.
No, no, no.
679
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,215
And the cost
of this private pampering,
680
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,375
£260.
681
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,855
I could definitely get used to this.
682
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,215
Chris and Scott are buying into it.
683
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,975
The massage was amazing.
684
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,295
Probably one of the most
relaxing experiences I've had.
685
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,855
I never thought
that I'd be laying out in the sun
686
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,215
with these two guys,
having a massage.
687
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,855
And for Jason, it's been the perfect
way to forget all his troubles.
688
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,175
It feels stunning.
689
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,375
At the end of the massage,
I felt amazing.
690
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,575
The best bit was
when my head was in that hole.
691
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,495
And then I looked up, like,
"Wow, OK. I remember where I am."
692
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,975
Oh, my God, Jodie.
They're so cute.
693
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,175
In East Sussex,
single mums Annie and Jodie
694
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,775
may be failing to stay
the camping course,
695
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,575
but haven't given up
on the low-cost rural activities.
696
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:06,095
You are the cutest thing I think
I've ever seen in my whole life.
697
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:09,815
If anything can turn them into
country lovers, it's a petting farm.
698
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,255
I like this one, this one's my one.
699
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,735
He looks like it could be a D).
700
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:19,375
There are around 400 farm
and rural attractions in the UK
701
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,255
welcoming 45 million people a year.
702
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:27,055
Shall we go see the ponies now?
Oh, yes! Let's go see the ponies.
703
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,255
I had such a good time at the farm,
704
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,215
especially meeting the little
ponies, they were super cute.
705
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,415
Shall we give them a carrot?
706
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,495
Oh! Hello!
707
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,735
Oh, well done.
708
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,895
Jodie and Annie are mums
to Koa and Luca.
709
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,095
Luca would love it here
710
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:51,575
with all the donkeys and the ponies,
he'd love it.
711
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,895
And it's a light bulb moment
for Jodie.
712
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,935
I mean, it's really brought it home
713
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,175
that we don't have to spend
hundreds of pounds a month
714
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,375
taking our kids places.
715
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,975
We can just come here,
you know, it's free,
716
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,055
and we breathe some nice country air
and get some nice pictures.
717
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:13,855
In Spain, the boys are finally
relaxing into their holiday.
718
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,655
But next up is a salsa class,
719
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,135
not something
they've been relishing.
720
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,375
I suppose I'm not particularly
looking forward to it,
721
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,015
cos it's out of my comfort zone.
722
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,775
Definitely outside
of my comfort zone.
723
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,615
Not something that
I would ever have done.
724
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:31,095
Fortunately, they can afford a £190
private lesson with Marisa and Nico.
725
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,295
Hello, guys!
ALL: Hiya.
726
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,855
MARISA: Ready for some salsa?
NICO: Are you ready for salsa?
727
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,335
ALL: Yeah... ready.
728
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,775
Doing the private one, it really
helped, it's only us here.
729
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,975
You think, "Do you know what?
Let's just go for it."
730
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,575
Swing those hips!
731
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:51,175
What the friends don't know
is that this is just a warmup.
732
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,375
Their dance partners
are arriving in half an hour.
733
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,335
Stop!
734
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,295
How did he make it
all the way round?
735
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,495
Would anyone else make it
all the way round?
736
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,215
Just doing the chicken dance.
737
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:09,695
Chris just looked shocked
and terrified
738
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,455
the whole way we were there,
looking left and right.
739
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,855
The instructors just kept laughing
at me cos of the shock of my face.
740
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,695
Every time they kept saying,
"Simple, one, two, one, two."
741
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,335
'And I just had a face
of complete bewilderment.'
742
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,215
APPLAUSE
743
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,815
They think it's all over.
744
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:35,335
But it's time for this salsa class's
secret ingredient.
745
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,575
GUYS EXCLAIM
746
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,575
When the girls
just randomly showed up,
747
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:45,295
we just thought, "Oh, my God.
We've gotta do this for real now."
748
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,415
MARISA: Now you can show your moves
to the ladies.
749
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:50,935
I don't wanna stand on you!
750
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,295
She kept smiling every time
751
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,615
I stood on her foot
and kicked her by mistake.
752
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,175
'They kept saying, "It's time
to go back,” and I went forward.
753
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,135
'She just kept smiling
more and more.'
754
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,775
LAUGHTER
755
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,615
This'll be something we're gonna
talk about for a very long time.
756
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,015
She was really wiggly, like...
757
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,775
I'm just learning the basics,
and she's like a snake.
758
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,175
She is just curling everywhere.
759
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:23,735
Near the end of it, all three of us
were smiling and happy.
760
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,575
If I had the money, this is how
I'd wanna do my holidays.
761
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,975
APPLAUSE
762
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,495
Oh, this is so picturesque here,
right?
763
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,295
I know. That looks like a postcard.
It's very sweet.
764
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:42,575
In East Sussex, Jodie and Annie
have, in just four days,
765
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,895
changed from city-lovers of luxury
766
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:48,215
to embracing
low-cost country pursuits.
767
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:50,575
And that's worth posting
on social media...
768
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,095
Do you think there's any Wi-Fi?
I know... I don't know.
769
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,295
...if they can find the bandwidth.
770
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,415
Could I have the Wi-Fi, please?
I can't get any signal.
771
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,615
No, we don't give it out,
I'm afraid. Sorry about that.
772
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,935
No way. Really?
No, no.
773
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,735
It's only for the card machines.
Oh, OK.
774
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:09,655
This simple village pub is more
about socialising than social media.
775
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,095
You all go to the pub,
you sit there,
776
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,495
everyone's on their phones,
no-one's talking to people.
777
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,335
That's true.
You'll have a good chat.
778
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,095
Talk to the people
on the table next to you.
779
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,935
Can I have two Proseccos, anyway,
for the road?
780
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,855
I felt a bit like I stuck out
like a sore thumb
781
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:25,335
in my pink dress
and belt and everything,
782
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,615
just tottering round
the country pub.
783
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,495
But, you know, I've gotta bring
a bit of Jodie to the countryside.
784
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:34,215
Cheers to us and the countryside.
Happy holidays.
785
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,775
Without their phones,
a miracle happens.
786
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,095
They interact with the locals.
787
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,135
Hello! Who's this? Hello!
788
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,735
This is Arnie.
Arnie. Hello.
789
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,935
You're just a baby!
790
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:51,495
It was a bit different being back
in the 1940s
791
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:55,415
with no Wi-Fi in the pub, but,
you know, I tried to embrace it.
792
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:59,655
It's a very close community, erm...
Yeah, you can tell.
793
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,535
It's just so quiet
and calm and peaceful,
794
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,975
and everyone is really lovely.
795
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,375
The swap is encouraging
some serious life changes.
796
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,975
I do feel like we're on our phones
quite a lot, aren't we?
797
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,055
I know sometimes, like, I think, it
feels like my third arm, you know?
798
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,295
Yeah. I'm just like,
"Where is it, where is it?
799
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:16,615
"Let me check, let me check.”
800
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,415
It could wait a couple of hours,
I suppose.
801
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,055
It could wait a couple of hours.
802
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,615
You know, I could play with Luca
a bit more and be more present.
803
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:25,175
And it's good to keep people
waiting sometimes.
804
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,735
You can't be too available. True.
SHE CHUCKLES
805
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,455
I think it was a good thing that
there was no reception in the pub,
806
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,255
because we were both
just more present.
807
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,135
And I met a dog that I might have
not have interacted with his owner
808
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,055
as much with
if I had been on my phone.
809
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:42,015
Jodie and Annie might feel more
connected to the countryside,
810
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,815
but they're still abandoning
the campsite.
811
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,175
Bye, tent!
812
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,575
Until we meet again.
Well...
813
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,815
I'll take this end.
814
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:52,015
Oh, my God.
815
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,015
LAUGHS
816
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:59,655
They're off to a guesthouse
20 miles down the road.
817
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,335
We know what we like,
and we like what we like.
818
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,535
Yep, and we like hotel beds...
819
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:09,895
...and we like en suites.
820
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,535
Come on, babes,
let's see how this is.
821
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:17,055
Aw, it's so cute.
822
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,935
We have arrived.
Oh, look at the bees.
823
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,215
Oh, a bed!
SHE SIGHS
824
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:25,175
I cannot wait to snuggle down
and get to sleep, honestly,
825
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,855
I think it'll be the best sleep
I've had for a long time.
826
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,855
Oh, that's so much better.
At least we've got a bathroom, babe.
827
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,055
Yes! Gonna have a shower.
828
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,815
I think it was the right decision
to leave the campsite,
829
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,695
although I'd loved
to have left it for Dubai.
830
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,535
Both sides discover the total cost
of their holiday swap.
831
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,615
That's pretty much what I'd spend
on one night in a hotel.
832
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:50,375
What? It's a lot more
than I was expecting, I think. Yeah.
833
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,615
Two partners in glamour...
834
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:03,375
I can't climb it.
Have you seen my nails?
835
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,095
...are trying to holiday
on the cheap.
836
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:08,095
Oh, a bed.
SHE SIGHS
837
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,615
Oh, that's much better.
838
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,055
While three hard-up mates...
839
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,375
Do rich people just eat
a plate of peppers?
840
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,535
...have well and truly
ditch the budget...
841
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,055
I could definitely get used to this.
842
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:21,575
...to see what they can both learn
from how the other half live...
843
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,855
I do feel like we're on our phones
quite a lot, aren't we?
844
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:27,255
I know, sometimes, like, I think,
it feels like my third arm.
845
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,695
...and whether the company
beats the budget
846
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:31,895
when it comes to
the perfect holiday.
847
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:35,015
Just to get that time together.
It has really been important.
848
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,535
It's day five...
849
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,815
Oh, my God, babe, I slept so much
better, I feel like a new woman.
850
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,895
...and Jodie and Annie have recovered
from their camping ordeal.
851
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,975
I mean, I slept well. The climate
changes didn't happen here,
852
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,215
it was one climate
for the whole night.
853
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:54,175
Their budget break in the country
has been life-changing.
854
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:57,095
This is so cute. Look how beautiful.
855
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,855
They're now at one with nature.
Well, almost.
856
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,255
I'm seeing a lot of selfie options.
857
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,335
Give me your nail technician pose.
858
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:11,095
Love it. Absolutely love it.
Give me your camping pose.
859
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,975
SHE CHUCKLES
860
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,175
It was a beautiful setting,
absolutely gorgeous.
861
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,975
The archway of trees
and all the bluebells.
862
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:23,215
Oh, look, we can sit on this log
and have a picture. Love to camp.
863
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:26,055
Tent life. Love nature.
CAMERA CLICKS
864
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,095
It may not be Barbados,
865
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,735
but Jodie's realised a British
backdrop can be just as good.
866
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,975
I tried to make light of a situation
as well and do some fun poses,
867
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,535
like the tent pose,
eating grapes pose.
868
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,735
And it was a nice backdrop.
869
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:45,215
You don't need super luxurious
places that cost a lot of money
870
00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:47,175
to take beautiful photos.
871
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,095
So that's a really nice thing
to have done today.
872
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,095
It's the final evening
of the rich holiday.
873
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:56,895
And the boys' last indulgence
is a sunset cruise on the Med...
874
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:58,015
ALL: Hello.
875
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,055
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
876
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:04,855
...on a private yacht,
costing £500 for just two hours.
877
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,615
You ready? Yes, ready.
We're ready.
878
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:07,975
Go.
Ready to go.
879
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:15,495
It's a nice setting.
Yeah, I'm loving life at the minute.
880
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,775
Got the waves rocking gently.
881
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:21,775
At the start of the week,
the wealthy life failed to impress.
882
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:25,295
It took the power of dance
to really get the reunion going.
883
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:26,935
The salsa topped it for me,
884
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,335
just purely because of the fact
that where I was on the end,
885
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,655
I looked over at you both,
cos I know it was something
886
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,175
yo use weren't particularly
looking forward to doing.
887
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,615
It was the thing
that I was least looking forward to.
888
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:42,015
And all I kept seeing was
you laughing and going into it,
889
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,215
shimmying, shaking your hips.
890
00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:47,015
It was just hilarious, because
we were just having so much fun.
891
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,615
Despite all the luxury,
892
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:52,535
they realised it's the bond of
friendship that has the true value.
893
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,975
It's been a long time coming.
894
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,975
We've been talking about going away,
getting away together as a group
895
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:01,215
for far too long,
and now that we're here,
896
00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:03,055
it's like we've never been apart.
897
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,415
It just...
It's-It's back to how it used to be.
898
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:10,055
The three of us should definitely
do something like this again.
899
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,535
Oh, yeah.
900
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,975
We've enjoyed, we've laughed,
901
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,495
we've experienced
loads of things together,
902
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,935
and it is such a shame
that it's come to an end.
903
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,815
Cheers, boys.
Cheers.
904
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,935
Cheers.
Cheers.
905
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,215
It's the final day.
906
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,615
It's been a week of life lessons,
907
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:34,295
but they've no idea
how much it cost.
908
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,735
Both sides are about to find out
the true price of their holidays.
909
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:38,815
What?!
910
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:42,695
"Total bill for your holiday
is £390."
911
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:47,855
The campsite cost £180, but with
the activities and the guesthouse,
912
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,735
the total comes to £390.
913
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,135
I mean, 390 is not bad
for a whole holiday,
914
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,695
especially for a whole week,
915
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,575
and the fact that
it includes us staying here
916
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,055
and being a lot more comfortable.
917
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,295
That's pretty much what I'd spend
on one night in a hotel.
918
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,895
And that's what
the entire week was for us.
919
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,615
So we're gonna have a little look,
see how much this holiday was.
920
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,135
Any guesses?
921
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:11,135
I'm thinking around the £8,000 mark.
Yeah? Higher?
922
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,895
I think probably a bit higher
than that. Maybe 10 or 11.
923
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,735
What?!
924
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,935
It's a lot more
than I was expecting, I think. Yeah.
925
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,175
The money has shown them
how the rich holiday,
926
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:27,335
but the most important thing
has been each other's company.
927
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:30,255
I think between us,
if we'd have gone somewhere else,
928
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,935
we'd have still had
the same amount of fun... Yeah.
929
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,215
...just done
slightly different activities.
930
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:38,575
Yeah, I mean, it is the company, at
the end of the day, who you're with.
931
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:43,215
All that's left for Jodie and Annie
is to return home to their boys.
932
00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:45,175
I can't wait to see Luca, obviously.
933
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,455
I'm so excited and I am actually
really looking forward
934
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:49,655
to going back to work,
because I'm such a workaholic.
935
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,495
I feel like
I've experienced camping,
936
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:52,815
being at one with nature,
937
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,335
but now it's time
to go home and see my little boy.
938
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:58,375
And what lessons
will they be taking home with them?
939
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,215
I think it's important for Luca to
experience, like, a British holiday,
940
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:05,495
or a slightly less expensive
holiday, because he can see
941
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,895
that not everything in life
that's fun has to cost money.
942
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:12,655
And he can experience the beauty
in his own country that he lives in.
943
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,695
I think you can have
a good holiday on a budget.
944
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:19,735
One of my favourite aspects was
obviously taking photos in nature,
945
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,815
you know, nice backdrops,
946
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:25,015
it just proved to me
that daylight and England
947
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,535
are both a great combination
for social media pictures.
948
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:31,695
The boys have arrived
back in London...
949
00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:34,735
Heya! Hey, boy.
950
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,815
...to a very different life.
951
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,655
The thing I'm gonna miss
is when I wake up tomorrow
952
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,455
and open up my curtains,
953
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:45,455
and just see the garden
instead of that valley and the sea.
954
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,935
Jodie and Annie
are also safely back in London.
955
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,095
Who thought we would've
gone camping together?
956
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:52,495
Not in a million years.
957
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,575
And also, never again
in a million years. I know.
958
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:56,935
Mwah!
Love you, babes.
959
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,175
Bye, babes.
I love you, I'll see you soon.
960
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,255
You too, babes.
961
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:03,655
On both sides,
the swap is prompting new plans.
962
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,335
Realistically, when are we going
to meet up with each other again?
963
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:07,975
Since we all enjoyed the salsa,
964
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,695
maybe that's something we can...
we can look at?
965
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:13,455
Then we can go back to Spain
and show 'em!
966
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:17,935
I love you. How are you?
Have you missed Mama?
967
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:20,415
Say, "We're gonna go on a trip
to a farm."”
968
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:25,095
We're not gonna do camping, though,
cos Mummy doesn't like camping.
969
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:29,615
Maybe a climbing wall.
And enjoy the countryside.
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