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CRAIG KELLY: Rich holidays...
Whoo!

...are getting ever more lavish.

WOMAN: Oh, my goodness me,
that is incredible.

But the cost of living also means
more budget British breaks.

That's impossible.

So what happens when they swap?

Why would rich people come here?
It's an adventure, though, innit?

And do the top 10%...

Oh, I just got a massive whiff!

...really want to rub shoulders
with the bottom 10%?

SHE SHOUTS
This is really a budget holiday.

From no-frills campsites...
Eurgh!

...to luxury villas...

This is... insane.

...what happens when people
from either side

of the wealth divide...
Brake!

...swap destinations...

SHE SCREAMS

Wow!

...activities...
whoa!

...and swap budgets?

My wedding didn't cost that.

That is like a deposit
on a house, isn't it?

Who will have
a life-changing experience?

I felt the best
I've ever felt in my life.

HE LAUGHS

I can't stop crying now.

Janet, will you marry me?

And who will check out early?

This is not a holiday.
Get me out of here.

In the leafy streets of East London

are two wealthy entrepreneurs
who love a good time.

JODIE: We just always have fun

and just have a good vibe
and take selfies.

Lots of selfies.
THEY LAUGH

Annie runs
a successful nail business...

It's very lucrative.
I feel very proud of that.

...while Jodie is a D).

I've performed at Ministry of Sound,
The Source,

I've support DJ-ed for Idris Elba.

But what they are most proud of
is being mums.

We're both mums to boys...

Baby boys.
..and single mums, as well,

so it's like our lives
just kind of "parallelly”...

Yeah, we've like... met.
We are in sync, kind of.

BOTH: Yeah.

When it comes to holidays,

the glamorous duo
really push the boat out.

I go on holiday maybe, like,
four or five times a year.

I like to go to the Caribbean.

My dad has an apartment out there,
so I do go out there sometimes.

It has a hot tub.
It looks out over the marina.

You can see all the yachts
in the bay.

It's got a crystal blue ocean.

I enjoy going to Turkey and Mexico.

At least once a year,
I'll go to the South of France.

But they've never been away
together.

We were meant to go on holiday
so many times.

I was like, "Annie, come to Vegas.
Come to Vegas.”

So now we're gonna go
on our first holiday together

but throw ourselves in
at the deep end

and, yeah,
see if we can sink or swim.

Annie's worst nightmare is camping.

I've slept in a tent for one night
in my whole life,

and I slept a full 20 minutes.

Yeah.
On the floor.

And if it rains, it's not good.
Yeah.

But then a fox might come in
and say, "Hello!"

JODIE LAUGHS

Vegetarian Jodie's
more concerned about the food.

Imagine if we're staying in, like,
some sort of pig farm, or something,

and then we're, like,
eating the pigs.

ANNIE LAUGHS
I don't know.

Like, that would be pretty bad
for me.

I don't think they're gonna
make you eat pigs, Jodie.

Yeah, I don't know.
I'm just thinking the worst.

JODIE LAUGHS

But wherever they end up,

they'll never be far
from their phones.

We just like selfies
because we love selfies, don't we?

I love a selfie.

Selfies are good

cos you can see yourself
when the picture's being taken.

They want to experience
how the other half holiday

for the sake of their boys.

This will be a good way
to do some market research.

Yeah, it's to teach them
that they don't need

it always to be expensive holidays
to have fun. Exactly.

I'm just looking forward to,
like, having a challenge, I guess,

and having you to be there with me
will be fun.

Yeah, hopefully, like, we'll
still be able to have a cocktail.

Cocktail in a can, maybe.
If it's a two-for-one.

Cocktail in a can.
Oh, yeah, a can one. Yeah.

Just ten miles away, in West London,

are three friends on the other side
of the wealth divide.

Hiya. Hey, Jase.
You all right?

Good to see you.
Oh, yeah? You good?

Scott works in a hotel,

Chris in a comedy club,
while Jason is a dog behaviourist.

DOG WHINES
JASON: You wanna go on walkies?

The three are best mates

but sometimes
don't like to admit it.

It's more of a social experiment...

THEY LAUGH

...that's been going on
for many, many years.

Scott's the funnyman,
Chris has two left feet,

while Jason is the vain one...

If the question was who THINKS
they're the best-looking...

THEY LAUGH

Jason?

...who takes an age to get ready.

Jason, you go on my first whistle.
Everyone else...

THEY LAUGH

"Chris,
you have ten more minutes in bed."

Our hard-up trio
are used to no-frills holidays.

If we were ever gonna go away,

it would be completely
budget-restrained.

There's a place not far from us

where, like, it's £4 a tent,
and you can go there for the night.

They're used to roughing it.

'One time, we went camping,
and it was just lashing it down,

'and everyone else around
was moaning.'

We were out, and we made,
like, a mudslide, didn't we?

THEY LAUGH

Money is tight,
especially for Jason.

'Once my bills are paid,
once my food is got in,

'I've just got nothing left,
and that is... It's hard.'

Jason used to live
with his grandmother in Essex,

down the road from best buddy Scott,
but she sadly passed away last year.

Is that hot? Nah, it's not too hot.
That's done, Jase.

When my grandmother passed,

of course it was hard,
it was devastating.

There you go.
Thank you.

He had to look
for somewhere else to live,

and ended up miles away
from his mates.

I just don't see them any more

because of work,
because of distance.

Normally, it's got
a wrap around it.

I never thought about that bit.

Scott's hoping time together
with no money worries

will give Jason a lift.

Oh, are we attempting that, are we?

Mm.
Let's do it.

"It will be good
to catch up with him,

'sit down, and have a chat.'

Maybe get him a bit more happier
than he has been.

Until now, a luxury holiday

was something
they could only dream of.

It would be nice
to know what it's like

to do something
without budgeting for it. Mm.

"And there's things that you go,
"Oh, I'd really like to do that."

'But you just can't.'

But are they really ready
to rub shoulders with posh people?

If it's one person
that doesn't wanna do something,

you'd rally each other up anyway.

'None of us, of the three,
wanna be the one that said;

"I'm not doing that."

And purely for that,
we will all end up doing...

...anything.

All is about to be revealed.

Both sides are being given
their swap destinations.

Oh, are you ready to find out?
No, I'm nervous.

I'm shaking.
Are you ready?

Yeah.
Are you ready?

Oh, my God.
No.

"You're going..." Oh, my God,
"..a campsite in..."

Li-wers? Lew-es? Loose?

Shall I open it?
Yeah, do it. Open it.

OK, let's do it.

"To a luxury villa in Andalucia!"
"The sun-soaked south of Spain."

A luxury villa... "luxury".

It's gonna have
more than one toilet.

THEY LAUGH

"Packing list: Waterproofs, wellies,

"hand sanitiser, sun lotion,
walking boots."

I don't own walking boots!
Oh, my God.

Where's Lew-es?
Lewes, it's called.

Looze, where is Lewes?
England.

Jodie and Annie are swapping
their five-star comfort

for a campsite near the picturesque
market town of Lewes in East Sussex.

They'll be left on their own

to pitch camp, cook,
and use the bog-basic amenities.

CRYING: Oh, no!

I don't wanna go camping.
What is Lewes?

Like, I've never heard of it
in my life.

Lew... Lew-es.

Oh, it sounds quite exotic,
"Lew-es"!

It's not St Lucia.
It's not, but it's Lew-es.

JODIE LAUGHS

I need to know if it's, like,
in the sunny part of England,

or a not-sunny part of England.

I don't know.

"Packing list: A captain's hat..."
Oh, my God.

There's a boat.
There's a boat.

"Evening wear, dancing shoes."

You have to wear all of this
at the same time.

THEY LAUGH

Spain, a destination
so popular with us Brits

that we spend
£15 billion there a year,

and a quarter of a million of us
now call it home.

The boys will be based

at the exclusive private development
of Sotogrande,

a favourite
with footballers and royals,

and will be staying
in a luxury modern villa

with private gym, multiple pools,
and a view to die for.

We're gonna be out on a boat,
hopefully in the sea...

Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I mean, that's gonna be amazing.

It's absolutely... Spend some time
in the water, maybe. Yeah.

Day one...
Hey, babe. Hey, babe.

...and both sets of friends are off
to see how the other half holiday.

Can you see the taxi, Chris?
There it is.

JODIE: I'm a bit nervous.
I don't know.

JASON: Chris...
Gain some weight.

Wait, wait, wait...
THEY LAUGH

Go, go, go. Can you get in?
Move over.

TAXI DRIVER: That's all right?
In a little. That's it?

No, no, it is the width,
not the length.

THEY LAUGH

Do the rich people
get in squashed cabs?

THEY LAUGH

JODIE: I have no tent skills at all.
LAUGHING: Tent skills!

, like, can't follow directions.
I can't even put up a table.

No, I've never even put
my flat pack furniture together.

Exactly.

After a three-hour flight,

the boys get the first glimpse
of their glamorous destination...

That is our villa over there?
It's huge.

SCOTT: It's just a valley of villas.
BOTH: Yeah.

...before arriving
at their own personal paradise.

How many levels is this place?
It's huge!

Oh, wow.
This looks great.

The friends are staying

in an ultramodern,
three-storey mansion

with stunning sea views.

There are six bedrooms,
en suite Jacuzzis,

and two swimming pools,

and the lower floor
houses a gym and games room.

Is this all for us? I mean...
is there someone else joining us?

JASON GRUNTS

Another pool.
Really?

There is. There's a second pool.
Hang on.

Jason, the gym.
I know.

We are gonna spend a lot of time
down here.

This is fun.

It's everything, just everything.
You've a pool table...

Back in East Sussex,

Jodie and Annie
arrive at their budget campsite.

JODIE: I just see green.

They'll need to get by on their own.

It's low season,
and they're the only ones in site.

Oh, there's gnats!
I mean, there's a lot of greenery.

JODIE LAUGHS
What is there to do?

I hope the toilets are nice, clean.

That's the toilets.
I know, but clean, please!

There's no plumbing
in these basic bogs, just sawdust.

What is this?

You do your business.
Like, you have a wee or a poo...

Why is... Why is sawdust...?
..and then you just do this.

And you put it on top,
and it just smells.

JODIE GROANS

Jodie's already having
second thoughts about the swap.

I don't know if I'm gonna
last the week, to be honest.

I think maybe two or three nights
might be my, you know, my limit.

A camera's been set up

so both sets of holiday-makers
can record their reactions.

I've never been anywhere like this.

It's an unreal feeling.

'It's absolutely amazing.
There are so many doors.

'Every single place we went to,

there was something else
that was absolutely amazing.

The amount of mosquitoes

is definitely
getting to me a little bit.

I know that poles go...
JODIE CHUCKLES

...on the outside.

Jodie and Annie
have never erected a tent before,

but without it,
they will have nowhere to sleep.

Putting up a tent
was very stressful and difficult.

"With one person at each side...”

Oh, we've done something wrong...
All right.

...and I don't wanna do it now.

I don't know what to do, babe.

Oh, no.

To bend the poles in the hole,
you've got to really, like,

do some sort of Olympic move
to get it in.

Actually driving me insane.

Jodie and Annie have been at it
for more than an hour, when...

Oh, my God, it's done! Ah!

Oh, yes! Yay!
We've actually got a tent shape.

Like, I'm quite impressed with us.

We did that.
We did.

Camping is Jodie and Annie's
idea of a nightmare holiday,

so who's responsible?

Duh-duh-duh!

Ooh. Ah, he...
It's a boy.

He looks kind of nature loving.

I can totally see them in this tent.
He looks very outdoorsy.

I want to give him a hug.
He would take this serious.

I think he looks sweet.
I think he's definitely a chef.

Do you think?
Yeah.

Well, we could do with a chef,
couldn't we, in this field? Yeah.

Let's look.
Let's have a look.

Yeah. OK.
I was not expecting that.

They look "modelly",
a bit like influencer-type things.

Yeah. Mm-hm.
They're gonna have fun camping (!)

If they are these influencers,

I bet they'd still somehow
make it look really good.

The lads from London

don't have to worry
about budgeting on this holiday

as everything is included,

but the glamorous friends
haven't just swapped holidays.

They've swapped budgets, too.

20, 40, 60, 70.

That's just £35 each
to spend on food and drink.

Oh, my God.
We'd spend that for just the lunch.

This is their holiday budget, and
it just makes me feel really sad.

I feel like maybe
we just don't appreciate it enough.

I thought there'd be at least £100.

Right now, the budget
is the least of their worries.

Ahead is a night on their own
in the wilds of Sussex.

Night, Jodie.
Good night, baby cakes.

Sleep tight.
I hope we sleep.

Jodie and Annie's budget break
hits a wall...

JODIE SCREAMS
You're doing it, you're good!

I don't like it.

...and the lads' rich holiday
careers off course.

JASON GRUNTS
Ooh, are you OK?

JASON CHUCKLES

Two phone-obsessed single mums who
are used to five-star getaways...

I like to go to the Caribbean.

My dad
has an apartment out there.

...and three lads whose breaks
are more bargain basement...

There's a place not far from us.

It's £4 a tent,
and you can go there for the night.

...are finding out
how the other half holiday...

It'd be nice to know
what it's like to do something...

...without budgeting for it.

...and whether loads of cash
really does buy you happiness.

I'm just looking forward
to having a challenge, I guess.

Yeah, hopefully, like, we'll still
be able to have a cocktail. Mm.

Cocktail in a can, maybe.
If it's a two-for-one.

It's day two...

There's no signal here, babes.

...and Jodie and Annie

have just spent their first-ever
night sleeping under canvas.

How did you sleep?
Like death, babe.

It was not good.

I got cramp
in the middle of the night.

I needed a wee at three, and then
I couldn't get back to sleep,

and I needed another wee at six.

I just don't understand why anyone
would want to come camping,

like, in a tent.

It's just not for me.
It's freezing cold at night.

You have to walk so far
to just come for a wee.

In Spain, there were no
night-time toilet treks for the boys

in their luxury mansion.

This is a far cry from anything
like when you go camping.

And to be here
with the environment that we're in

is just absolutely mad.

The best thing about the house
is the actual outside of it.

I mean, it's fantastic.

Jason's had a tough year,

so Scott and Chris are making sure
he gets the five-star treatment.

Breakfast.
It's about time.

This laying around and doing nothing
is hard work (!) Mm-hm.

In East Sussex,

our countryphobes may have
survived one night in the wild

but have no idea
what's in store for the week.

Ready?
Ready.

Both sides are about to find out

they're not only
swapping destinations...

The grand reveal.

...but activities, too.

Animal petting!

Oh, I hope
that we see some baby lambs.

"Latin dance classes."
CHUCKLING: OK.

"Adventure time."
That could be fun.

I mean, I don't really like heights,
but I do like zip lines.

"Sailing on the Mediterranean."

We're gonna get on boats.
We get boats.

How cute.
I love a little country shop.

In East Sussex, Jodie and Annie
are putting on a brave face.

A little village cafe,
that's really sweet. I like that.

Not only is money tight,

they've got to prepare and cook
their own food...

SHOPKEEPER: Hello.
Hi!

...with nothing
but a tiny camping stove.

Now, remember, Jode,
we haven't got much money,

so we need to be sensible
with our money.

Can we cook eggs in there?
Scrambled eggs?

I think you could probably... Yeah.

Yeah, should we get scrambled eggs?
How much are the eggs?

Annie and Jodie typically spend £150
on their weekly food shop.

It was pretty strange not just
being able to pick up what I wanted

and then just hearing the total
at the till

Like, having to think,
"Well, this is this much."”

Hi.
SHOPKEEPER: Hiya.

Thank you.

The food shop has already
put a dent in their £70 budget.

We've got a few bits.

It came to £7,
and in the countryside, obviously,

it's a little bit more expensive
as well.

We've already spent 10% of
the weekly budget, which is crazy.

Back at the campsite,

the challenge is to cook the kind
of lavish banquet they're used to.

Right, stand back. Hair out the way.

There!
I see flames.

I see them.
Just be careful.

God, hold the bowl.

Ready?

One eqgg.
Oh.

Dinner was very "hashtag tragic."

Obviously,
we were eating out of plastic bowls,

cooking on a mobile stove

that we just had to kind of light
in the middle of a field.

It looks like FOMO
is setting in fast.

What do you think
the boys are eating?

Think they might having
a bit of caviar, sushi, you know,

the full breakfast buffet
that I absolutely love.

I reckon they'll be having
steak and beer

and having a lovely time being boys.

In Spain, there's no scrimping.

The first activity
is a round of golf,

which, in Andalusia,

can cost anywhere from £30 to £400.

Scott.
Jonathan.

Chris. Nice to meet you.
Jonathan.

All right? Jason.
JONATHAN: Nice to meet you.

And the privilege
of your own champion golf pro,

another £300.

Ooh, hello.

On?
on.

FAINT CHUCKLES

Nothing says rich holiday
more than golf,

and it's a new one on the boys.

First time on a proper course.
The views are amazing.

And it's gonna be a good day.

What I like to do first
is you take a little practice swing.

Oh! No plan where it lands.
LAUGHTER

CHUCKLES

SCOTT LAUGHS FAINTLY

The definition of left... You have
to hit it more straight next time.

OK.
No worries.

Ball. Ball!
LAUGHTER

I have a feeling
I'm gonna get very frustrated.

HE CHUCKLES

Nice practice.

I'm really annoyed,
and I've had enough already.

Chris might not be
getting in the swing,

but at least rich people
don't have to WALK between holes.

Oh!
Ooh, are you OK?

JASON CHUCKLES
I just don't know.

I can't see myself going home,
purchasing golf clubs,

and then taking it up immediately.

Fuck this sport. It's shit.
LAUGHTER

At least the time spent together
is proving to be a success.

I couldn't think of two other people
to experience this with.

Everything apart from the actual
hitting the golf ball is fun.

And we're all in the same boat
where we're working.

And just to get that time together,
it has really been important.

It's day three,

and Jodie and Annie have survived
another night in their tents.

I'm just so exhausted,
and I feel sick.

Like, I actually feel sick
from not sleeping.

It's so freezing cold,
and then as soon as it's 6am,

you're literally dying of sweat.

I can't, like...
I'm so dry mouthed, and...

It's, like,
having all the climate changes,

like we're in the rainforest,
Sahara, Arctic.

THEY LAUGH

Babe, I think we need
to find somewhere indoors.

I think at this stage
I'd even accept a B&B.

ANNIE LAUGHS
Sorry.

I feel like I've put myself
in the boys' shoes.

I've lived the campsite life,
and now I'm done,

and I'm ready to move on.

But there are further obstacles
to overcome.

No way, I am not doing that.
Have you seen how high that is?

Their first activity,
costing just £20,

is a 60-foot climbing wall.

Oh, we're doing the climbing wall.

I can't climb,
have you seen my nails?

There's no way.
This requires strength.

We've not slept.
There is no way.

We've not slept.
I know, babe.

It's the kind of extreme sport
they'd pay thousands to avoid.

I'm just worried
about bashing my nail

It's not about breaking one,
I don't want it to hurt.

I, you know... This is hard.

Come on, babes.
Trip to Dubai is waiting at the top.

Flushable toilets.

Cheese board. Champagne.

This low-cost holiday
is going from bad to worse.

I already know that I'm not gonna
get further than a few bars up,

because I just know, like,
I'm a weakling.

OK, we ready?
Yeah.

I have really small hands,
I have nails.

SHE SCREAMS

You're doing it! You're good!

I don't like it.

Go on, babe.
I'm gonna die. This is my death.

SHE LAUGHS

I've had an, er... I'm scared.

No, can you...
can someone stand underneath me?

I struggled to get down,

cos I find it really hard
to trust, like,

mechanisms of things
that aren't humans.

SHE SCREAMS

That's why I wanted someone
beneath me.

You know, like,
a fireman or something

just to catch me if I fell.

Just let go. I promise, it's fun.

I don't wanna let go, I'm gonna die.

JODIE SCREAMS
Oh, my God.

SHE LAUGHS

Some outdoorsy activities
are for me,

but, you know,
this is just not for me.

I'm not in the army.

In Spain, the rich holiday
is meant to give Jason a lift.

So far, a costly round of golf
failed to impress.

So he's taking refuge
in the private gym.

It's like my version of, like,
meditation in the morning.

But on this mates' break...
It's 20kg.

...no-one is allowed
to be alone for long.

There he is.
Why are you here?

We're just checking
that they're not show muscles.

Leave me alone.
THEY LAUGH

Jason, stop focusing.

Son of a bitch.

THEY LAUGH
Jason, you OK?

Jason, come on, one more.
Go, Jason.

I can't... I can't lift it.
THEY LAUGH

Fucking arseholes.

Yes, this is working.
It's working wonders.

This proves that alone time
is important.

It's really nice
being together again.

It's been such a long time
since we have gone anywhere

and done anything together.

And it's like that we just
saw each other yesterday,

if that makes sense.

In East Sussex,
Jodie and Annie are struggling

with their low-cost
countryside adventure...

Let's go see what this Long Man is,
then, babe.

...and are now trying to find
a legendary local landmark.

Oh, I wonder where the Long Man is.
Have you seen him yet?

The famous Long Man of Wilmington

is thought to have originally
been an indentation in the grass,

dating back to the 18th-century.

Today, he is helped out
with concrete blocks.

I mean, what is he?

But the girls
have never heard of him.

I don't know.
A man that is long, I guess.

They are still hanging on to
their old lives on their phones.

Give me some poses. I love it!

You're on the cover
of Country Life right now.

I love nature.
I love nature.

It's pretty much the same as Dubai,

except we've got sand dunes
of flowers

instead of sand dunes of sand.

This is definitely
a social media-worthy location.

I mean, look at the backdrop.
It's beautiful.

After an hour-long hike...

Watch out for the, erm...
The nettles.

...with the odd break...

I even picked you a buttercup.
Oh, thank you, babe.

Do you like butter?
Yeah, I do.

Oh, so much.
I know.

Oh, look, it's the Long Man.
Oh, my God.

No, that can't be the Long Man.
How did they make that?

Is that the Long Man?

Oh, my God. Did an alien make it,
do you think?

That is crazy.
Erm, I doubt it, babes.

...a sign explains that no-one really
knows how it came to be there.

One of the greatest mysteries of
the Sussex countryside. Oh, my God.

So, they don't know who made him.
No.

Where did he come from?

The fact that he's a mystery
is really cool,

and no-one really knows
how he got there.

During Victorian period, the shape
was marked with yellow bricks.

That's so old.
Wow.

Searching for the Long Man
was lots of fun.

Was he here? Was he there?
Where was he?

And, you know, it was a nice little
back story when we got to him,

and we learnt about the history
of the Long Man.

I feel like
he's just watching over us,

making sure we're being nice.

The Long Man's mythical magic

could be breaking the bad spell
of the budget holiday.

Loving The Long Man.

In Spain, putting golf behind them,

the boys are on to
another posh pastime -

eating expensive seafood
at a prime spot on Basilio Beach.

You can't sit this close down
to the sea in Southend, can you?

Sit outside and eat.

Our trio are more into
bangers and mash.

Served up are £150 worth of dishes.

I can safely say
I would never order any of this.

Do rich people
just eat a plate of peppers?

I think if I saw that,
that would have put me off.

But I'm gonna try it
while it's here.

When they put that plate
of sardines there,

it literally just looked like
they just put 'em on a grill,

and they just gave 'em together.

That is not for me.

Jason, you can have all of them.

A few of the other dishes
that we had,

I wouldn't be trying again.

So, yes for this and a yes for this.
Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

And the pepper is...

It's a pepper.
It's a pepper.

You don't have to be rich
to have a pepper.

The food was interesting.

Flavours that I'd try to avoid.

Surely a £35 plate of lobster
will turn the tables.

More? What's that, a lobster?

Oh, wow.
That's nice.

I really like this.
Yeah?

Oh, the lobster was amazing.

I've not had lobsters
taste that fresh before.

I've never ordered lobster in
a restaurant just cos of the price.

But for Jason, so far,
the rich life is leaving him cold.

It was lovely to try it,

but when you're actually going out,

and you've got
that bit of money to spend,

you wanna enjoy your meal,
so you go to what you know.

The low budget pushes Jodie
and Annie to breaking point...

I just cannot stay in a tent
one more night.

...while the rich holiday
throws the boys out of step.

MEN: Ooh!

When the girls just randomly showed
up, we just thought, "Oh, my God."

Two friends
who love the high life...

At this stage,
I'd even accept a B&B.

ANNIE LAUGHS
Sorry.

...and three lads
with more basic tastes...

I can safely say
I would never order any of this.

...are holidaying
in each other's lives. Thank you.

We've already spent 10% of
the weekly budget, which is crazy.

...to discover
if the upgrade is worth it...

I have a feeling
I'm gonna get very frustrated.

...or if the simple pleasures
beat the finer things in life.

I'm just so exhausted,
and I feel sick.

Like, I actually feel sick
from not sleeping.

It's day four,
and in East Sussex,

Annie and Jodie are struggling

without their expensive
creature comforts.

It's a beautiful place,

and everything's been
lovely and clean,

but I just cannot stay in a tent
one more night.

Think we should maybe
look for something else. I know.

They're cracking under the pressure
of a budget break.

The facilities have been
really clean and nice,

but it's purely the tent situation.

I cannot sleep.

I'm just not built for camping.

I think that's the conclusion
I've come to.

But they aren't completely
giving up on the budget adventure...

I mean, it's not The Ritz, is it?
But...

...and decide to share a room
in a local guesthouse.

If money wasn't an object,
I'd be booking one with the pool,

massages would be available.

For something like that, you're
looking at about 200, £300 a night.

Yeah. We don't have
that sort of money right now.

In Spain, the posh life
isn't hitting the mark.

I thought it was easier
doing it the other way around.

So far,
the best things are still free.

I mean, boys will be boys
at the end of the day.

You give us a toy,
and we'll play with it.

The hope for the holiday
is to reconnect

and give Jason a treat
after a hard year.

The next expensive luxury
is a massage.

Hello. Hello.
Hi.

WOMEN: Hi.

And when money is no object,
you don't have to travel far.

I thought we was gonna be
going somewhere for a massage,

and then when
we come round the corner

and the massage beds
were all set up...

'Discovering aches and pains
that I didn't know I had.'

Ow, pain.
THEY LAUGH

WOMAN: Sorry.
No, no, no.

And the cost
of this private pampering,

£260.

I could definitely get used to this.

Chris and Scott are buying into it.

The massage was amazing.

Probably one of the most
relaxing experiences I've had.

I never thought
that I'd be laying out in the sun

with these two guys,
having a massage.

And for Jason, it's been the perfect
way to forget all his troubles.

It feels stunning.

At the end of the massage,
I felt amazing.

The best bit was
when my head was in that hole.

And then I looked up, like,
"Wow, OK. I remember where I am."

Oh, my God, Jodie.
They're so cute.

In East Sussex,
single mums Annie and Jodie

may be failing to stay
the camping course,

but haven't given up
on the low-cost rural activities.

You are the cutest thing I think
I've ever seen in my whole life.

If anything can turn them into
country lovers, it's a petting farm.

I like this one, this one's my one.

He looks like it could be a D).

There are around 400 farm
and rural attractions in the UK

welcoming 45 million people a year.

Shall we go see the ponies now?
Oh, yes! Let's go see the ponies.

I had such a good time at the farm,

especially meeting the little
ponies, they were super cute.

Shall we give them a carrot?

Oh! Hello!

Oh, well done.

Jodie and Annie are mums
to Koa and Luca.

Luca would love it here

with all the donkeys and the ponies,
he'd love it.

And it's a light bulb moment
for Jodie.

I mean, it's really brought it home

that we don't have to spend
hundreds of pounds a month

taking our kids places.

We can just come here,
you know, it's free,

and we breathe some nice country air
and get some nice pictures.

In Spain, the boys are finally
relaxing into their holiday.

But next up is a salsa class,

not something
they've been relishing.

I suppose I'm not particularly
looking forward to it,

cos it's out of my comfort zone.

Definitely outside
of my comfort zone.

Not something that
I would ever have done.

Fortunately, they can afford a £190
private lesson with Marisa and Nico.

Hello, guys!
ALL: Hiya.

MARISA: Ready for some salsa?
NICO: Are you ready for salsa?

ALL: Yeah... ready.

Doing the private one, it really
helped, it's only us here.

You think, "Do you know what?
Let's just go for it."

Swing those hips!

What the friends don't know
is that this is just a warmup.

Their dance partners
are arriving in half an hour.

Stop!

How did he make it
all the way round?

Would anyone else make it
all the way round?

Just doing the chicken dance.

Chris just looked shocked
and terrified

the whole way we were there,
looking left and right.

The instructors just kept laughing
at me cos of the shock of my face.

Every time they kept saying,
"Simple, one, two, one, two."

'And I just had a face
of complete bewilderment.'

APPLAUSE

They think it's all over.

But it's time for this salsa class's
secret ingredient.

GUYS EXCLAIM

When the girls
just randomly showed up,

we just thought, "Oh, my God.
We've gotta do this for real now."

MARISA: Now you can show your moves
to the ladies.

I don't wanna stand on you!

She kept smiling every time

I stood on her foot
and kicked her by mistake.

'They kept saying, "It's time
to go back,” and I went forward.

'She just kept smiling
more and more.'

LAUGHTER

This'll be something we're gonna
talk about for a very long time.

She was really wiggly, like...

I'm just learning the basics,
and she's like a snake.

She is just curling everywhere.

Near the end of it, all three of us
were smiling and happy.

If I had the money, this is how
I'd wanna do my holidays.

APPLAUSE

Oh, this is so picturesque here,
right?

I know. That looks like a postcard.
It's very sweet.

In East Sussex, Jodie and Annie
have, in just four days,

changed from city-lovers of luxury

to embracing
low-cost country pursuits.

And that's worth posting
on social media...

Do you think there's any Wi-Fi?
I know... I don't know.

...if they can find the bandwidth.

Could I have the Wi-Fi, please?
I can't get any signal.

No, we don't give it out,
I'm afraid. Sorry about that.

No way. Really?
No, no.

It's only for the card machines.
Oh, OK.

This simple village pub is more
about socialising than social media.

You all go to the pub,
you sit there,

everyone's on their phones,
no-one's talking to people.

That's true.
You'll have a good chat.

Talk to the people
on the table next to you.

Can I have two Proseccos, anyway,
for the road?

I felt a bit like I stuck out
like a sore thumb

in my pink dress
and belt and everything,

just tottering round
the country pub.

But, you know, I've gotta bring
a bit of Jodie to the countryside.

Cheers to us and the countryside.
Happy holidays.

Without their phones,
a miracle happens.

They interact with the locals.

Hello! Who's this? Hello!

This is Arnie.
Arnie. Hello.

You're just a baby!

It was a bit different being back
in the 1940s

with no Wi-Fi in the pub, but,
you know, I tried to embrace it.

It's a very close community, erm...
Yeah, you can tell.

It's just so quiet
and calm and peaceful,

and everyone is really lovely.

The swap is encouraging
some serious life changes.

I do feel like we're on our phones
quite a lot, aren't we?

I know sometimes, like, I think, it
feels like my third arm, you know?

Yeah. I'm just like,
"Where is it, where is it?

"Let me check, let me check.”

It could wait a couple of hours,
I suppose.

It could wait a couple of hours.

You know, I could play with Luca
a bit more and be more present.

And it's good to keep people
waiting sometimes.

You can't be too available. True.
SHE CHUCKLES

I think it was a good thing that
there was no reception in the pub,

because we were both
just more present.

And I met a dog that I might have
not have interacted with his owner

as much with
if I had been on my phone.

Jodie and Annie might feel more
connected to the countryside,

but they're still abandoning
the campsite.

Bye, tent!

Until we meet again.
Well...

I'll take this end.

Oh, my God.

LAUGHS

They're off to a guesthouse
20 miles down the road.

We know what we like,
and we like what we like.

Yep, and we like hotel beds...

...and we like en suites.

Come on, babes,
let's see how this is.

Aw, it's so cute.

We have arrived.
Oh, look at the bees.

Oh, a bed!
SHE SIGHS

I cannot wait to snuggle down
and get to sleep, honestly,

I think it'll be the best sleep
I've had for a long time.

Oh, that's so much better.
At least we've got a bathroom, babe.

Yes! Gonna have a shower.

I think it was the right decision
to leave the campsite,

although I'd loved
to have left it for Dubai.

Both sides discover the total cost
of their holiday swap.

That's pretty much what I'd spend
on one night in a hotel.

What? It's a lot more
than I was expecting, I think. Yeah.

Two partners in glamour...

I can't climb it.
Have you seen my nails?

...are trying to holiday
on the cheap.

Oh, a bed.
SHE SIGHS

Oh, that's much better.

While three hard-up mates...

Do rich people just eat
a plate of peppers?

...have well and truly
ditch the budget...

I could definitely get used to this.

...to see what they can both learn
from how the other half live...

I do feel like we're on our phones
quite a lot, aren't we?

I know, sometimes, like, I think,
it feels like my third arm.

...and whether the company
beats the budget

when it comes to
the perfect holiday.

Just to get that time together.
It has really been important.

It's day five...

Oh, my God, babe, I slept so much
better, I feel like a new woman.

...and Jodie and Annie have recovered
from their camping ordeal.

I mean, I slept well. The climate
changes didn't happen here,

it was one climate
for the whole night.

Their budget break in the country
has been life-changing.

This is so cute. Look how beautiful.

They're now at one with nature.
Well, almost.

I'm seeing a lot of selfie options.

Give me your nail technician pose.

Love it. Absolutely love it.
Give me your camping pose.

SHE CHUCKLES

It was a beautiful setting,
absolutely gorgeous.

The archway of trees
and all the bluebells.

Oh, look, we can sit on this log
and have a picture. Love to camp.

Tent life. Love nature.
CAMERA CLICKS

It may not be Barbados,

but Jodie's realised a British
backdrop can be just as good.

I tried to make light of a situation
as well and do some fun poses,

like the tent pose,
eating grapes pose.

And it was a nice backdrop.

You don't need super luxurious
places that cost a lot of money

to take beautiful photos.

So that's a really nice thing
to have done today.

It's the final evening
of the rich holiday.

And the boys' last indulgence
is a sunset cruise on the Med...

ALL: Hello.

Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

...on a private yacht,
costing £500 for just two hours.

You ready? Yes, ready.
We're ready.

Go.
Ready to go.

It's a nice setting.
Yeah, I'm loving life at the minute.

Got the waves rocking gently.

At the start of the week,
the wealthy life failed to impress.

It took the power of dance
to really get the reunion going.

The salsa topped it for me,

just purely because of the fact
that where I was on the end,

I looked over at you both,
cos I know it was something

yo use weren't particularly
looking forward to doing.

It was the thing
that I was least looking forward to.

And all I kept seeing was
you laughing and going into it,

shimmying, shaking your hips.

It was just hilarious, because
we were just having so much fun.

Despite all the luxury,

they realised it's the bond of
friendship that has the true value.

It's been a long time coming.

We've been talking about going away,
getting away together as a group

for far too long,
and now that we're here,

it's like we've never been apart.

It just...
It's-It's back to how it used to be.

The three of us should definitely
do something like this again.

Oh, yeah.

We've enjoyed, we've laughed,

we've experienced
loads of things together,

and it is such a shame
that it's come to an end.

Cheers, boys.
Cheers.

Cheers.
Cheers.

It's the final day.

It's been a week of life lessons,

but they've no idea
how much it cost.

Both sides are about to find out
the true price of their holidays.

What?!

"Total bill for your holiday
is £390."

The campsite cost £180, but with
the activities and the guesthouse,

the total comes to £390.

I mean, 390 is not bad
for a whole holiday,

especially for a whole week,

and the fact that
it includes us staying here

and being a lot more comfortable.

That's pretty much what I'd spend
on one night in a hotel.

And that's what
the entire week was for us.

So we're gonna have a little look,
see how much this holiday was.

Any guesses?

I'm thinking around the £8,000 mark.
Yeah? Higher?

I think probably a bit higher
than that. Maybe 10 or 11.

What?!

It's a lot more
than I was expecting, I think. Yeah.

The money has shown them
how the rich holiday,

but the most important thing
has been each other's company.

I think between us,
if we'd have gone somewhere else,

we'd have still had
the same amount of fun... Yeah.

...just done
slightly different activities.

Yeah, I mean, it is the company, at
the end of the day, who you're with.

All that's left for Jodie and Annie
is to return home to their boys.

I can't wait to see Luca, obviously.

I'm so excited and I am actually
really looking forward

to going back to work,
because I'm such a workaholic.

I feel like
I've experienced camping,

being at one with nature,

but now it's time
to go home and see my little boy.

And what lessons
will they be taking home with them?

I think it's important for Luca to
experience, like, a British holiday,

or a slightly less expensive
holiday, because he can see

that not everything in life
that's fun has to cost money.

And he can experience the beauty
in his own country that he lives in.

I think you can have
a good holiday on a budget.

One of my favourite aspects was
obviously taking photos in nature,

you know, nice backdrops,

it just proved to me
that daylight and England

are both a great combination
for social media pictures.

The boys have arrived
back in London...

Heya! Hey, boy.

...to a very different life.

The thing I'm gonna miss
is when I wake up tomorrow

and open up my curtains,

and just see the garden
instead of that valley and the sea.

Jodie and Annie
are also safely back in London.

Who thought we would've
gone camping together?

Not in a million years.

And also, never again
in a million years. I know.

Mwah!
Love you, babes.

Bye, babes.
I love you, I'll see you soon.

You too, babes.

On both sides,
the swap is prompting new plans.

Realistically, when are we going
to meet up with each other again?

Since we all enjoyed the salsa,

maybe that's something we can...
we can look at?

Then we can go back to Spain
and show 'em!

I love you. How are you?
Have you missed Mama?

Say, "We're gonna go on a trip
to a farm."”

We're not gonna do camping, though,
cos Mummy doesn't like camping.

Maybe a climbing wall.
And enjoy the countryside.