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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,174 --> 00:00:07,467 (dramatic music) 2 00:00:14,891 --> 00:00:15,892 (gong chimes) 3 00:00:17,519 --> 00:00:19,145 (rhythmic drumming) 4 00:00:22,774 --> 00:00:23,441 Yes! 5 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:29,447 I'm Petey Wheatstraw, the Devil's son-in-law! 6 00:00:31,533 --> 00:00:33,535 The high sheriff of Hell. 7 00:00:34,536 --> 00:00:37,830 I went with Notorius Fatty, 8 00:00:38,164 --> 00:00:41,042 and even made love to old Lula Bell. 9 00:00:42,377 --> 00:00:46,047 I took today and brought back yesterday! 10 00:00:47,298 --> 00:00:50,593 Took the 4th of July and put it in June! 11 00:00:50,969 --> 00:00:54,639 And make leap year jump over the moon. 12 00:00:55,306 --> 00:00:59,018 I'm not here to brag, nor here to boast! 13 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:04,107 I can sit on a tombstone and produce baby ghosts. 14 00:01:05,191 --> 00:01:08,820 Why I can even remember the day I was born! 15 00:01:10,154 --> 00:01:14,742 It was the day of that great Miami, Florida storm! 16 00:01:16,953 --> 00:01:19,831 Release yourself. 17 00:01:20,832 --> 00:01:22,000 (thunder booms) 18 00:01:26,045 --> 00:01:26,921 (wind howls) 19 00:01:35,972 --> 00:01:37,348 (lightning crashes) 20 00:01:40,184 --> 00:01:41,227 (screaming and exclaiming) 21 00:01:41,561 --> 00:01:43,021 He's coming! 22 00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:44,480 - He's coming! - [Man] He's coming! 23 00:01:44,814 --> 00:01:45,940 Oh Jesus! 24 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:46,733 He's coming. 25 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:48,234 Oh Jesus, my God. 26 00:01:48,568 --> 00:01:50,695 Doctor, doctor, doctor! 27 00:01:51,029 --> 00:01:52,405 I'm so glad you got here! 28 00:01:52,739 --> 00:01:53,865 She's almost ready now! 29 00:01:54,198 --> 00:01:55,033 Any minute now! 30 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:56,701 Help me Lord! (yells) 31 00:01:57,035 --> 00:01:59,954 My God, she's gonna have an elephant?! 32 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:02,123 Is you trying to say my wife screwed an elephant? 33 00:02:02,457 --> 00:02:03,207 Just get me some water! 34 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:05,168 Lots of hot water! 35 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:06,002 Hurry! 36 00:02:06,336 --> 00:02:07,086 Hurry! 37 00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:09,047 It's gonna be all right, just hold on. 38 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:09,922 (yelling) 39 00:02:17,055 --> 00:02:17,722 Oh my God! 40 00:02:18,348 --> 00:02:20,808 I've never heard anything like this 41 00:02:21,142 --> 00:02:22,852 in my life before! 42 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:25,188 Oh my Lord, oh my God! 43 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:26,314 (yelling) 44 00:02:27,398 --> 00:02:29,025 Is he coming, is he coming, is he coming? 45 00:02:29,359 --> 00:02:31,027 Is he coming? 46 00:02:31,361 --> 00:02:32,445 It's here, it's here. 47 00:02:32,779 --> 00:02:34,322 Oh doctor, oh doctor help me! 48 00:02:34,656 --> 00:02:36,157 Help me, Lord have mercy, Jesus! 49 00:02:36,491 --> 00:02:37,533 (thunder booms) 50 00:02:38,660 --> 00:02:39,494 Come on, come on down. 51 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,996 Come on down, come on down. 52 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:43,539 Right there, right there, help me. 53 00:02:43,873 --> 00:02:44,540 Okay, okay. 54 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:46,918 Ow! 55 00:02:47,251 --> 00:02:48,086 He bit me! 56 00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:48,961 He bit me! 57 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:51,255 (yelling) 58 00:02:52,465 --> 00:02:53,675 I got him, I got him. 59 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:54,467 You got him, doctor? 60 00:02:54,801 --> 00:02:55,259 [Doctor] I got him. 61 00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:56,135 (yelling) 62 00:02:58,262 --> 00:02:58,930 (gasps) 63 00:03:00,139 --> 00:03:01,599 (sighs exasperatedly) 64 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:05,144 Hurry, doctor, hurry! 65 00:03:05,478 --> 00:03:07,230 Help me, mama, you gotta help me! 66 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:08,564 Come on, push! 67 00:03:08,898 --> 00:03:10,608 Bear down, bear down! 68 00:03:10,942 --> 00:03:12,485 Push, push, come on! 69 00:03:12,819 --> 00:03:14,696 Yes, yes, yes, he's coming! 70 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:16,239 He's coming! 71 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:18,241 My God, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming! 72 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:19,826 Bear down, bear down! 73 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:20,910 Whoa, whoa! 74 00:03:21,244 --> 00:03:22,662 He's coming, push push! 75 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:24,914 Oh, oh he's coming! 76 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:26,290 Shees, oh my God! 77 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:28,418 (gasps) 78 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:30,294 Are you sure this isn't an elephant?! 79 00:03:30,628 --> 00:03:31,170 Oh my God! 80 00:03:32,463 --> 00:03:33,631 [Boy] Ow, that hurts! 81 00:03:33,965 --> 00:03:34,507 It's alive! 82 00:03:34,841 --> 00:03:36,300 (thunder booms) 83 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:37,301 It's alive! 84 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:40,263 It's alive. 85 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:43,057 Don't no grandy doctor soppy sucker 86 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:46,185 gonna hit on me and get away with it. 87 00:03:46,519 --> 00:03:49,105 [Doctor] Help me, help me, help me, somebody help! 88 00:03:49,439 --> 00:03:50,189 Gotta come help me. 89 00:03:50,523 --> 00:03:51,232 Take him off me. 90 00:03:51,566 --> 00:03:52,233 Willy! 91 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:54,110 [Doctor] (yells) Help, help me, 92 00:03:54,444 --> 00:03:55,445 Take him off me! 93 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:56,821 Come on, please! 94 00:03:57,155 --> 00:03:58,322 I know you, you the one that 95 00:03:58,656 --> 00:04:00,533 disturbed me every night in my sleep! 96 00:04:00,867 --> 00:04:02,785 But I'm your daddy, boy! 97 00:04:04,454 --> 00:04:05,037 You stop it! 98 00:04:05,371 --> 00:04:05,955 (thunder booms) 99 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:08,416 Stop it right this minute, boy. 100 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:13,171 And you get your little narrow ass over there and stand. 101 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:14,130 Thank you, doctor. 102 00:04:14,464 --> 00:04:15,089 How much do we owe you? 103 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:17,216 Nothing, nothing, just let me 104 00:04:17,550 --> 00:04:18,217 get the hell outta here! 105 00:04:18,551 --> 00:04:19,343 (thunder booms) 106 00:04:22,472 --> 00:04:24,265 Your name will be Petey Wheatstraw. 107 00:04:24,599 --> 00:04:25,683 (thunder booms) 108 00:04:26,017 --> 00:04:27,268 (upbeat funk music) 109 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:34,192 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 110 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:37,153 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 111 00:04:38,613 --> 00:04:39,614 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 112 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,116 Well if it ain't little Petey Wheatstraw. 113 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:44,368 You mean Punky Wheatstraw. 114 00:04:50,041 --> 00:04:50,833 ♪ Superstar 115 00:04:54,504 --> 00:04:55,588 (boys yelling) 116 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:11,395 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 117 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:14,982 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 118 00:05:16,526 --> 00:05:17,985 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 119 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:28,496 (humming) 120 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:30,331 (gong chimes) 121 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:33,835 Do not be alarmed. 122 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:35,211 I am a friend. 123 00:05:35,545 --> 00:05:37,964 It took courage and bravery to fight them as you did. 124 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:39,382 Imma get them back for this 125 00:05:39,715 --> 00:05:41,342 even if it takes my whole life, 126 00:05:41,676 --> 00:05:44,220 Imma get all of 'em one by one. 127 00:05:44,554 --> 00:05:47,765 Would you spend your whole life seeking revenge? 128 00:05:48,099 --> 00:05:48,724 What do you mean? 129 00:05:49,058 --> 00:05:50,017 Who are you anyway? 130 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:52,436 I am Bantu, and you? 131 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:54,313 Petey, Petey Wheatstraw. 132 00:05:54,647 --> 00:05:56,774 Wisdom is the way of the world. 133 00:05:57,108 --> 00:05:58,901 There's much you do not understand, son. 134 00:05:59,235 --> 00:06:01,404 I will teach you the ancient oriental ways. 135 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:02,488 (funk music) 136 00:06:07,827 --> 00:06:09,579 ♪ I'll tell you a story 137 00:06:10,955 --> 00:06:14,166 ♪ About the brave man and the storm 138 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,918 ♪ Heavy now His glory 139 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:18,963 ♪ For a brother was born 140 00:06:21,007 --> 00:06:22,800 ♪ He met a man as a boy 141 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:27,263 ♪ Who taught him that there was no toil 142 00:06:27,597 --> 00:06:29,432 ♪ Taught him how to get around 143 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:32,560 ♪ All the snakes that he rolled around 144 00:06:32,894 --> 00:06:34,061 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 145 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:35,438 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 146 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,273 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 147 00:06:37,607 --> 00:06:39,358 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 148 00:06:39,692 --> 00:06:40,401 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 149 00:06:40,735 --> 00:06:42,820 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 150 00:06:43,154 --> 00:06:44,906 ♪ The Devil's son-in-law 151 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:49,243 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw, he's no boy 152 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:52,121 ♪ King of comedy, a superstar 153 00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:55,374 ♪ The world's a stage in which he plays 154 00:06:55,708 --> 00:06:58,461 ♪ Living and loving his only game 155 00:06:58,794 --> 00:07:01,714 ♪ Women, they fall at his feet 156 00:07:02,048 --> 00:07:05,092 ♪ While men fear him out there in the street 157 00:07:05,426 --> 00:07:07,511 ♪ His name brings terror to all of those 158 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:10,973 ♪ Who tried to cross him once before 159 00:07:11,307 --> 00:07:12,266 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 160 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,226 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 161 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:15,394 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 162 00:07:15,728 --> 00:07:17,146 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 163 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:18,648 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 164 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:20,566 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 165 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,652 ♪ The Devil's son-in-law 166 00:07:24,070 --> 00:07:26,906 ♪ Leroy's killing, they're in a spot 167 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:30,534 ♪ The fire burned him and it's really hot 168 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:31,869 You are ready now. 169 00:07:32,203 --> 00:07:33,204 I have taught you all the mysteries 170 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:36,415 of the world and the art of self defense. 171 00:07:36,749 --> 00:07:39,502 I owe you much, Bantu, I am most grateful, 172 00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:42,463 but there's only one thing that bothers me. 173 00:07:42,797 --> 00:07:43,464 Yes? 174 00:07:43,798 --> 00:07:46,050 Well this is not what I dreamed 175 00:07:46,384 --> 00:07:48,469 of doing with my life, I've always wanted 176 00:07:48,803 --> 00:07:50,930 to be on stage making people laugh. 177 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:52,431 You know a, a--- 178 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:54,392 A comedian? 179 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:56,268 Yeah, so I can try and save the 180 00:07:56,602 --> 00:07:58,479 world from some of its miseries. 181 00:07:58,813 --> 00:07:59,647 Is it possible? 182 00:08:00,815 --> 00:08:02,149 Yes it's possible. 183 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:03,025 Stand up. 184 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:10,866 You will always love and respect 185 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,619 those who always love and respect you. 186 00:08:13,953 --> 00:08:16,789 You will take no abuse from any man 187 00:08:17,123 --> 00:08:18,833 living or dead. 188 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:23,129 You will use your wisdom as a weapon against all evil. 189 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:26,590 (gong chimes) 190 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:32,013 (slow jazzy pop music) 191 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:36,225 (audience cheering and applauding) 192 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:42,565 Thank you. 193 00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:44,817 My my my my my, what an ass. 194 00:08:46,652 --> 00:08:49,405 I've always liked women with big asses. 195 00:08:49,739 --> 00:08:53,701 Some asses for need, but this ass is for please. 196 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:59,081 I see we have another comedian in the house! 197 00:08:59,415 --> 00:09:01,792 You still got a lot of ass, mama. 198 00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:03,753 I say one thing, if this place would 199 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:06,797 catch on fire, they'd tell everybody to haul ass, 200 00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:09,216 you would have to make 10 trips. 201 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:10,551 (cheering) 202 00:09:10,885 --> 00:09:12,595 Hey man, you can't talk to my woman like that. 203 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:13,637 Shut up! 204 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:16,974 Shut your ugly, old time, ancient ass up! 205 00:09:17,308 --> 00:09:18,559 (laughing) 206 00:09:18,893 --> 00:09:20,728 If you say one more word to me, 207 00:09:21,062 --> 00:09:23,022 I'll have that lady take one of her 208 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:25,649 titties and beat the shit out of you. 209 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:27,818 And I ain't lying either! 210 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:31,614 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much. 211 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:33,074 I am what I am and I'm gonna be 212 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:34,617 the very best of what I am. 213 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:37,036 And for those who don't like me confidentially, 214 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:38,370 I don't give a damn. 215 00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:40,164 I'd like to thank you for letting 216 00:09:40,498 --> 00:09:42,083 me be myself, thank you! 217 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:43,667 (jazzy piano music) 218 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,715 Ladies and gentlemen, Petey! 219 00:09:50,049 --> 00:09:51,801 Petey, Petey Wheatstraw! 220 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:53,928 (cheering) 221 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:56,972 How did we do tonight, Jimmy? 222 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:58,557 Over the boat, Pete, things looks good, brother 223 00:09:58,891 --> 00:10:00,559 We gotta hurry 'cause we got a plane to catch. 224 00:10:00,893 --> 00:10:01,936 Take me with you, Petey. 225 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,521 Oh Sheila, we've been through 226 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:06,023 this many times, you know the score, baby. 227 00:10:06,357 --> 00:10:07,483 Sheila, baby, you know how it is with 228 00:10:07,817 --> 00:10:09,860 us honey, you've got to hang on in there. 229 00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:12,238 You're gonna see that Nell bitch, ain't ya? 230 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:15,616 Oh Sheila, listen, you know the business, 231 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:17,535 baby, I'll send for you next week. 232 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:19,036 And what about Nell? 233 00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:23,332 What about Nell, baby, you know it's only me and you! 234 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,171 Sheila, baby, don't be so uptight, 235 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:31,298 I'll see that you get a plane ticket next week. 236 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:32,633 Hey Petey, beautiful man, 237 00:10:32,967 --> 00:10:35,052 really good this time, we got to do it again real soon. 238 00:10:35,386 --> 00:10:36,720 Y'all take it slow, Jimmy, it was a pleasure. 239 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:37,680 Don't mean to run, but I got something 240 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:38,764 planned for me, takin' off. 241 00:10:39,098 --> 00:10:40,474 Hang in there, doc. 242 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:43,352 Okay y'all, let's get out of here. 243 00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:48,941 I hope this little business adventure 244 00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:50,860 turns out the way it's supposed to. 245 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:53,279 100 grand is a lot of money and this place 246 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,489 doesn't look like it holds over 200 people. 247 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:56,532 This is not it. 248 00:10:56,866 --> 00:10:57,741 We got a place over on the East side 249 00:10:58,075 --> 00:10:59,702 that holds over 2,000 people. 250 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,704 And I guarantee you this'll be the biggest show 251 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,706 to hit this city in quite some time. 252 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:04,999 With the kind of cash that you 253 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:06,917 just loaned us, we can't miss! 254 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:08,377 Right, Skillet? 255 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:09,712 Right! 256 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:12,256 We've checked out all the risks very carefully. 257 00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:13,340 Mr. White, we're gonna give you 258 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:16,218 a 20% return on all your money. 259 00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:17,136 You won't be sorry. 260 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:18,512 No siree. 261 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:19,889 I hope not. 262 00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:23,267 For that kind of money the company can get a little ugly. 263 00:11:23,601 --> 00:11:25,436 But for some reason I think it's gonna work. 264 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:28,898 Soft season, all the good acts are on the road. 265 00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:30,191 With that kind of money you'll be 266 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,151 able to advertise and pull 'em in. 267 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,570 Now are you sure no one's coming into town? 268 00:11:34,904 --> 00:11:36,322 Mr. White, stop worrying. 269 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,240 We have no competition for at least 270 00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:40,701 three or more months from now, right Skillet? 271 00:11:41,035 --> 00:11:43,746 Happy times are right around the corner. (laughing) 272 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,623 Mr. White, you about to become 273 00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:49,043 the luckiest investor of the century. 274 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:49,919 (laughing) 275 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:52,421 Yeah, or lose and become the 276 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:54,089 most dangerous man in town. 277 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:55,257 (dramatic music) 278 00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:58,552 Dangerous for you guys that is. 279 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,179 I'll keep in touch. 280 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:01,430 Keep the faith. 281 00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,682 (laughs) And keep the bankroll. 282 00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:12,691 Skillet, let's get started. 283 00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:13,651 Yeah, let's get started. 284 00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:16,487 (laughs) Madam Wright, come on over here. 285 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,072 Listen, we need singers. 286 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,825 We need musicians, we need dancers. 287 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:22,826 Lookie here, the kind of money 288 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,621 we got, we can do some booking. 289 00:12:25,955 --> 00:12:27,831 - We gonna party now! - [Man On Right] That's right! 290 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,375 We living, brother! 291 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:30,751 Living? Living? 292 00:12:31,085 --> 00:12:32,419 Living between the sky and the Earth 293 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:33,837 and ain't touching dirt nowhere! 294 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:35,839 Nowhere! (laughing) 295 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:39,760 (funk music) 296 00:12:58,195 --> 00:13:00,823 Yeah, that song so good, and I'm your daddy, 297 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:03,117 The Hitman, on XERA Radio! 298 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,787 Moving right along, as we told you earlier, 299 00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:08,706 it's celebrity time. 300 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,499 The one and only Mr. Excitement himself, 301 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,084 Petey Wheatstraw, what's happening man? 302 00:13:12,418 --> 00:13:13,794 I'm glad to be back in town. 303 00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:15,879 You know I'm opening at Steve's Den 304 00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:17,881 with my all girls toy show. 305 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,591 Hey I know it's gonna be a good show. 306 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:20,843 Tell us about this 'cause I know 307 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:21,844 it's gonna be a right all situation. 308 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,804 All I can say is to the people 309 00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:25,556 out there in radio land I want to 310 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,266 see your face in the place 311 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,726 and your feet under the seat 312 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:30,894 so you can put some zip in your hip 313 00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:32,313 and slide in your glide. 314 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,857 [Voiceover] Big fat girl strutting in there but oh! 315 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,900 Just a minute baby. 316 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:40,738 And that's June 15th at Steve's Den. 317 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:41,864 I'll talk to you later, baby. 318 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,866 [Voiceover] Be there! 319 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:51,332 [Skillet] Our opening night?! 320 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,168 The 15th? 321 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,669 (whimpering) 322 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,637 Leroy! 323 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,311 Leroy! 324 00:14:14,313 --> 00:14:15,814 I gotta talk to you, partner. 325 00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:18,150 Man, you made me blow my damn shot! 326 00:14:18,484 --> 00:14:19,818 Wait a minute! 327 00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:21,320 I just learned on the radio Petey Wheatstraw is in town. 328 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:22,404 You what?! 329 00:14:23,072 --> 00:14:24,782 He's gonna open show there on June the 15th! 330 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,408 Leroy, we can't stand up to competition, 331 00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:28,660 he'll kill us for sure. 332 00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:30,662 Remember what Mr. White said about his money. 333 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:31,997 if we don't pay him back? 334 00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:33,999 We dead, partner, what are we gonna do Leroy? 335 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:34,917 What we gonna do? 336 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,752 Shut up and let me think! 337 00:14:37,086 --> 00:14:38,420 What you got up your sleeve, partner? 338 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:41,131 Wait, I'll call Petey on the phone. 339 00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:42,925 See if I can get him to postpone. 340 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:43,926 Dig it. 341 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,594 And if that don't work, there's other ways 342 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:46,720 to make him give in. 343 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,138 Get Willy on the phone quick! 344 00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:49,223 I'll get him on the phone. 345 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,308 Rack man, rack 'em up! 346 00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:54,478 Well Steve, you got the joint 347 00:14:54,812 --> 00:14:55,813 looking good, but you still ain't 348 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,189 done shit with that small dressing room, 349 00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:59,858 you know Petey don't like no small dressing room, man. 350 00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:00,943 Damn right, that dressing room 351 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:02,861 ain't big enough to fart in. 352 00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:04,279 You didn't come here to fart or shit, 353 00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,740 you came here to do your thing! 354 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,992 But your dressing room still 355 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:10,494 looks like a shit house! 356 00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:11,829 I got it looking like a shit house 357 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,623 because of one reason, Petey, let me tell you. 358 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:15,874 The way a person shit tells if 359 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,584 they have love or larceny. 360 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,253 See, people that have love in their heart, 361 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:20,796 they sit down and they shit. 362 00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:22,423 (trills tongue) 363 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:26,260 Reach for the toilet paper, wipe that shitty ass, 364 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,928 and then they flush it down. 365 00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:29,346 (laughing) 366 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,806 People that have larceny, they sit down 367 00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:32,891 and they shit (trills tongue), 368 00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:36,645 wipe that shitty ass, but because they have larceny, 369 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,939 before they flush it down, 370 00:15:40,149 --> 00:15:43,902 they have to turn around and peep at that shit. 371 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,697 (all laughing) 372 00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:52,077 Anybody don't trust their own asshole must have larceny. 373 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:57,082 And it still looks like a shit house, can you dig it? 374 00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,042 Let me say this, Petey. 375 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,627 We got the posters ready, 376 00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:04,089 and man we are ready to roll this weekend. 377 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,176 Steve, you mean to tell me 378 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:08,677 you haven't got the posters up 379 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,013 and we getting ready to open next week? 380 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:12,055 Well never mind all that Petey. 381 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:13,891 Anyway, I put my boy right over there. 382 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:14,933 Can I help, Ted? 383 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,311 No Larry, you'd just be in the way. 384 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,563 Oh Ted, you haven't seen your 385 00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:20,856 brother in four months, 386 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:22,399 why don't you let him come along? 387 00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:23,859 Come on, T. 388 00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:25,277 Okay, you can help. 389 00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,404 I'll go and get changed and we'll get started. 390 00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:28,780 Matter of fact I'll kick in a 391 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,532 few bucks for the little man. 392 00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:31,909 What? 393 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:35,662 Steve, you are volunteering to pay somebody? 394 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,915 Don't you be so cold on my man. 395 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,042 Oh baby, don't worry about it, they only kidding. 396 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,668 Petey, why don't y'all drink up man, 397 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,754 my lady's fixin' to poo, we got to get on out of here. 398 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,256 Let's drink a toast to a successful engagement. 399 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,133 [Voiceover] Hey, stop! 400 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,512 God damn! 401 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:54,306 These dope-headed junkies make me sick! 402 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,142 That's why niggers in the ghetto can't have shit! 403 00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:58,227 Hey you, get back! 404 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,103 (fast-paced jazz music) 405 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:01,104 (tires peal) 406 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,024 (horn blaring) 407 00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:05,108 (crash) 408 00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,693 Jimmy, you should do something, help him! 409 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:07,611 I got the money, what the hell you think I can do, 410 00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:09,404 I can't take those damn junkies! 411 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,365 (fast-paced jazz music) 412 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:28,840 (girls screaming) 413 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:32,719 Shit! 414 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:49,528 (cracking) 415 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,078 Come on, nigger, scram, man! 416 00:17:58,412 --> 00:17:58,870 Come on! 417 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:00,497 Come on, fight it! 418 00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:02,749 (yelping) 419 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:07,379 Y'all got a lot of nerve messing with my car. 420 00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:10,173 Penny addict junkies, that's all you are. 421 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,134 You'll take from your mama, you'll even take 422 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,386 the limbs off of a tree! 423 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,180 But I'm gonna kick your ass for messing with me. 424 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:20,684 (fast-paced jazz music) 425 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,191 (loud whimpering) 426 00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:36,366 (screaming) 427 00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:06,396 All right, you clowns, up on your feet. 428 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,148 You going back to my car and putting 429 00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:10,651 my shit back just like you found it! 430 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,152 All right, let's go! 431 00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:13,779 All right, move! 432 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,156 (laughing) 433 00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:22,037 (sproinging) 434 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,256 Ladies and gentlemen, I want you 435 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,717 to remember their faces 436 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:38,428 so you can know who's breaking into your places! 437 00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:41,431 If they do it to me, they'll do it to you! 438 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:42,974 So I want you to stick your foot 439 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,185 up their ass the next time they do! 440 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,354 (cheering) 441 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:56,363 (easy going music) 442 00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:25,350 But Leroy, what we gonna do? 443 00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:26,393 If he's gonna put on a show-- 444 00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:27,185 Shut up! 445 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:28,395 I'm trying to think! 446 00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:29,896 - Willie! - [Willie] Yeah, boss? 447 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,189 I want you to keep an eye on 448 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:32,107 - Petey and his boys. - [Willie] Right. 449 00:20:32,441 --> 00:20:33,316 I wanna know every move they 450 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,026 make day and night. 451 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,153 Take some of the boys 452 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:37,779 and call me every hour on the hour. 453 00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:38,572 Right. 454 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,657 Castro, Brian, let's go. 455 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,201 But Leroy! 456 00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:44,327 If he's gonna put on a show-- 457 00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:47,247 You said that already! 458 00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:49,207 He's probably staying at Nell's place. 459 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:50,584 We'll call him. 460 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:51,835 Maybe we can get him to change his mind. 461 00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:53,170 Change his mind? 462 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:55,213 After what we did to Petey? 463 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,340 He'll come through that phone and strangle us. 464 00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:58,884 Petey knows the score now. 465 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:00,677 He's on our terrain now. 466 00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:02,053 All we gotta do is put a little 467 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,347 pressure on him, he'll yield. 468 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:05,599 Leroy, I don't think-- 469 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,601 Don't think! 470 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,227 Just get Nell on the phone. 471 00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,104 I wanna talk to Petey. 472 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,108 ♪ Loving you 473 00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,362 ♪ Touching you 474 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:23,575 ♪ It's always on my mind 475 00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:29,122 ♪ Thinking of kisses on you 476 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,250 Look, what is it with you, Petey? 477 00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:35,128 Don't I even turn you on a little? 478 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,213 Nell, you know I don't like to 479 00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:38,965 mix business with pleasure. 480 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,968 It's always business with you. 481 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,346 You know how I feel about you. 482 00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:47,015 Nell, I didn't mean to hurt you, baby. 483 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:48,391 Come over here. 484 00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:55,106 Let's give it a whirl. 485 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,443 May not even be as bad as I think it is. 486 00:21:58,777 --> 00:21:59,778 (phone rings) 487 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:00,612 Shit. 488 00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:04,908 Hello? 489 00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:07,994 Yes, just a second. 490 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,249 It's for you, now don't be long. 491 00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:13,875 Baby, this is gonna be the shortest 492 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:16,711 phone call in Bell Telephone's history. 493 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:17,712 Can you dig it? 494 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,172 Mmmhm. 495 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,341 Petey, how you doing, brother? 496 00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:23,134 Don't brother me, you no business 497 00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:25,804 barn rat soup eatin' son of a bitch! 498 00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:27,472 I want you and that fat slob partner 499 00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:30,100 of yours to pay me the money ya'll owe me! 500 00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:33,436 (laughs) That's exactly what I was calling you for. 501 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:36,314 I want to pay you back, but on one condition. 502 00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:38,316 Condition my ass! 503 00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:39,776 It's y'all that owe me! 504 00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:42,404 I will condition you, I'll put my foot up you 505 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,281 and that big bear's ass both! 506 00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:45,824 Look Petey, Skillet and I are 507 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,576 in a bad position. 508 00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,703 You see, we want you to postpone 509 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,496 your engagement for a few months. 510 00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:53,248 We borrowed a big piece of money 511 00:22:53,582 --> 00:22:55,375 and we can't afford your competition. 512 00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,460 You have the nerve to call me 513 00:22:57,794 --> 00:22:59,963 and ask me to cancel my engagement! 514 00:23:00,297 --> 00:23:01,798 I wouldn't stop my show if you 515 00:23:02,132 --> 00:23:04,092 needed ice water in hell! 516 00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,886 So that's the way you wanna play, huh nigga? 517 00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:09,222 Well you know two of us can play that, you hear? 518 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:10,807 Why you. 519 00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:12,601 What was that all about? 520 00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:14,561 Nell, listen, I want you to call 521 00:23:14,895 --> 00:23:16,146 Jimmy and the boys because the shit 522 00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:19,441 look like it's done hit the fan. 523 00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:22,402 (scoffs) What about our little party? 524 00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:23,528 It'll have to wait. 525 00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:25,196 This is money. 526 00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:26,615 Business, baby. 527 00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:30,744 As you know, romance without finance is a damn nuisance. 528 00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:34,789 ♪ Loving you 529 00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:38,376 ♪ Touching you 530 00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,837 (phone rings) 531 00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:44,257 Yeah? 532 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:46,384 I'm still following this Jackson dude, boss. 533 00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,803 He's hanging posters all over the place. 534 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:50,472 Well rough him up a bit. 535 00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:53,308 Petey won't bend, so we'll bend him. 536 00:23:53,642 --> 00:23:54,684 I'm on it on. 537 00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:57,771 (suspenseful music) 538 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:01,900 (kids bickering in the background) 539 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:03,777 [Voiceover] Shut up! 540 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:09,240 Mmm mmm, this is sho' 'nuff good! 541 00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:10,492 Mmmhmm! 542 00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:13,954 Ted, the next time you leave 543 00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:15,872 are you gonna be gone long? 544 00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:17,165 I don't know, why? 545 00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:18,083 [Larry] 'Cause when you're gone 546 00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:20,543 I don't have no one to talk to. 547 00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,712 You talk to mama, don't you? 548 00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:24,547 Yeah, but she's always working. 549 00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:26,466 She be too tired. 550 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,344 Well what do you do in the meantime? 551 00:24:29,678 --> 00:24:30,971 Swish! 552 00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:34,474 Play basketball 'cause I'm gonna be a basketball star. 553 00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:36,434 And skip school. 554 00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:38,353 Yeah, mama told me what you been doing. 555 00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:40,563 Look, if you wanna be a basketball star, 556 00:24:40,897 --> 00:24:42,983 you're gonna have to stop skipping school. 557 00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:44,609 You think Jabbar skipped school? 558 00:24:44,943 --> 00:24:46,528 No he didn't and neither can you. 559 00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:47,904 Now I want you to raise your right hand 560 00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:51,282 and swear that you won't skip again. 561 00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:52,158 Come on. 562 00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:53,785 Come on! 563 00:24:55,787 --> 00:24:57,789 I swear I won't skip no more school. 564 00:24:58,123 --> 00:24:59,582 If Jabbar didn't then I won't neither. 565 00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:00,667 My man! 566 00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:03,503 Now I want you to go inside and tell mama 567 00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:06,339 I'll be a little late and not to wait up for me. 568 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:07,215 Okay. 569 00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:09,300 Swish. 570 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:11,428 Two points. 571 00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:12,470 (laughing) 572 00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:14,931 (tense music) 573 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,617 You've been pretty busy today, pal. 574 00:25:34,951 --> 00:25:37,579 Too bad you won't be able to work like that tomorrow. 575 00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:39,873 'Cause your arm's gonna be broke. 576 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:42,000 What are you talking about, mister? 577 00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:42,917 Larry, go inside. 578 00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:43,835 No, I'm staying with you. 579 00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:44,627 [Ted] I said go inside! 580 00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:45,587 (impact) 581 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,716 (impact) (groaning) 582 00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:54,179 Ted, he's got a gun! 583 00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:56,598 (gunshot) 584 00:25:56,931 --> 00:25:57,640 [Ted] Larry, Larry! 585 00:25:57,974 --> 00:26:01,603 (Ted's voice echoing like a broken record) 586 00:26:02,937 --> 00:26:05,732 (dramatic music) 587 00:26:20,997 --> 00:26:21,664 Larry! 588 00:26:22,874 --> 00:26:23,541 Larry! 589 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:27,253 Oh my God, he shot my brother! 590 00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:30,840 I can't see you, Ted. 591 00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:34,594 I feel, I-- 592 00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:41,434 Don't talk, Larry. 593 00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:43,019 It's gonna be all right. 594 00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:44,270 I saw the whole thing, 595 00:26:44,604 --> 00:26:45,730 I got the license plates and everything. 596 00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:47,107 I called the police and the ambulance 597 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,233 and they're on their way now. 598 00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:49,526 I won't skip 599 00:26:52,195 --> 00:26:53,363 no more school. 600 00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:56,699 I promise not. 601 00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:02,872 [Voiceover] Oh no! 602 00:27:03,206 --> 00:27:03,665 No! 603 00:27:03,998 --> 00:27:04,499 Larry! 604 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:07,502 (sobbing) 605 00:27:07,836 --> 00:27:10,421 (alarm wailing) 606 00:27:20,348 --> 00:27:22,433 (sobbing) 607 00:27:25,728 --> 00:27:27,313 [Voiceover] No! 608 00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:29,691 [Voiceover] Larry. 609 00:27:30,024 --> 00:27:30,650 My brother! 610 00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:32,652 Larry! 611 00:27:32,986 --> 00:27:34,946 (sobbing) 612 00:27:39,075 --> 00:27:42,245 (CB radio chirps) 613 00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:44,747 [Voiceover] Oh God, Larry! 614 00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:49,711 (siren wailing) 615 00:27:57,844 --> 00:28:01,222 (dramatic orchestral music) 616 00:28:04,559 --> 00:28:07,020 ♪ Precious Lord 617 00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:11,774 ♪ Take my hand 618 00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:16,654 ♪ Lead me on 619 00:28:20,325 --> 00:28:22,660 ♪ Let me stand 620 00:28:25,455 --> 00:28:27,874 ♪ I am tired 621 00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:32,754 ♪ I am weak 622 00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:37,842 ♪ I am worn 623 00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:42,722 ♪ Through the storm 624 00:28:43,056 --> 00:28:44,432 The Lord giveth. 625 00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:48,478 And the Lord taketh away. 626 00:28:51,105 --> 00:28:52,857 Blessed be the name of the Lord. 627 00:28:53,191 --> 00:28:55,526 (sobbing) 628 00:28:55,860 --> 00:28:58,905 The Lord is my Sheperd, I shall not want. 629 00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:03,785 He makes me to lie down in green pastures. 630 00:29:07,163 --> 00:29:09,874 ♪ Precious Lord 631 00:29:13,002 --> 00:29:16,839 ♪ And lead me home 632 00:29:18,007 --> 00:29:19,884 (rapid gunfire) 633 00:29:20,218 --> 00:29:22,387 (screaming) 634 00:29:29,227 --> 00:29:31,312 [Voiceover] Don't panic! 635 00:29:43,658 --> 00:29:45,785 (tires peal) 636 00:29:52,917 --> 00:29:55,420 (eerie tones) 637 00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:09,851 (somber music) 638 00:30:16,899 --> 00:30:18,067 Petey? 639 00:30:18,401 --> 00:30:19,652 Petey Wheatstraw. 640 00:30:23,448 --> 00:30:24,824 Petey Wheatstraw. 641 00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:27,869 Who are you, man? 642 00:30:28,202 --> 00:30:28,745 My card. 643 00:30:31,956 --> 00:30:32,915 Lou Cipher? 644 00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:36,127 A small mistake on the part of the printer. 645 00:30:36,461 --> 00:30:39,130 Actually it's pronounced Lucifer. 646 00:30:39,464 --> 00:30:41,549 Are you responsible for all this madness? 647 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:44,469 In most cases I am, but in this particular instance 648 00:30:44,802 --> 00:30:47,972 I happened to walk upon this disaster. 649 00:30:48,306 --> 00:30:49,599 You may stand up. 650 00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:55,229 (tremulous tones) 651 00:30:55,563 --> 00:30:56,397 Where am I? 652 00:30:57,482 --> 00:30:58,274 Where am I? 653 00:31:00,318 --> 00:31:01,778 Where am I at? 654 00:31:02,111 --> 00:31:06,074 Your new home, Petey, if everything works out well. 655 00:31:07,784 --> 00:31:09,952 Well if you're wondering, Petey, you're quite dead. 656 00:31:10,286 --> 00:31:11,913 And what about all of these other people? 657 00:31:12,246 --> 00:31:12,914 Are they? 658 00:31:13,247 --> 00:31:14,624 The ones that have been shot, yes. 659 00:31:14,957 --> 00:31:18,878 The others are, you might say, out to lunch. 660 00:31:19,212 --> 00:31:20,380 But what do you want from me, man? 661 00:31:20,713 --> 00:31:22,131 My my, you're quite direct. 662 00:31:22,465 --> 00:31:23,841 I like that. 663 00:31:24,175 --> 00:31:25,760 She will like that too. 664 00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:26,636 She who? 665 00:31:28,846 --> 00:31:30,306 We'll talk about that later. 666 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,850 Your problem seems to be right now. 667 00:31:33,184 --> 00:31:34,519 I have a proposition to offer you, 668 00:31:34,852 --> 00:31:37,563 Petey, are you willing to listen? 669 00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:40,483 Your propositions you always wind up on top. 670 00:31:40,817 --> 00:31:42,819 Just like the shit that you done to Adam and Eve. 671 00:31:43,152 --> 00:31:44,862 Oh Petey, I was young then. 672 00:31:45,196 --> 00:31:46,155 My salad days. 673 00:31:47,532 --> 00:31:50,159 My style today is much more sophisticated. 674 00:31:50,493 --> 00:31:51,744 Well what do you want from me now? 675 00:31:52,078 --> 00:31:52,620 A son. 676 00:31:53,788 --> 00:31:54,539 A son? 677 00:31:54,872 --> 00:31:58,251 (laughs) You got to be sick! 678 00:31:59,627 --> 00:32:01,629 How in the hell can I give you a son? 679 00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:04,507 By simply marrying my daughter. 680 00:32:04,841 --> 00:32:07,885 What's in the deal for me, man? 681 00:32:08,219 --> 00:32:09,804 Gaze upon the root of all this 682 00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:14,100 madness as you put it. (twinkling) 683 00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:17,186 Well? 684 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,647 You don't have to worry about Petey no more, boss. 685 00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:21,023 He's resting in peace. 686 00:32:21,357 --> 00:32:22,567 Good. 687 00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:25,903 Now that he's resting in peace, we can rest in peace too. 688 00:32:26,237 --> 00:32:28,322 (laughing) 689 00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:30,992 Lively times! 690 00:32:31,325 --> 00:32:33,411 (laughing) 691 00:32:36,414 --> 00:32:38,040 Happy times! 692 00:32:38,374 --> 00:32:39,542 Happy times, yeah. 693 00:32:39,876 --> 00:32:41,836 (laughing) 694 00:32:42,170 --> 00:32:44,046 Leroy and Skillet. 695 00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:47,925 I knew it was them two big fat slobby son of a bitches! 696 00:32:48,259 --> 00:32:51,095 Yes, they felt threatened by your upcoming show in town. 697 00:32:51,429 --> 00:32:55,016 Well why kill a little boy like that in cold blood? 698 00:32:55,349 --> 00:32:57,810 If you would just calm down a moment and listen, 699 00:32:58,144 --> 00:33:00,313 perhaps we can work things out. 700 00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:01,606 I'm listening. 701 00:33:01,939 --> 00:33:05,067 Marry my daughter and give her a child. 702 00:33:05,401 --> 00:33:08,112 And I will arrange it for you to have your life back. 703 00:33:08,446 --> 00:33:10,990 To strut and fret your hour upon the stage again. 704 00:33:11,324 --> 00:33:14,494 Revenge will be yours, Petey Wheatstraw. 705 00:33:15,828 --> 00:33:19,332 No, this is madness man, you got to be sick. 706 00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:21,876 Well Petey, prepare to die. 707 00:33:22,210 --> 00:33:22,877 (gong chimes) 708 00:33:23,211 --> 00:33:25,505 [Bantu] Let your wisdom be your weapon. 709 00:33:25,838 --> 00:33:27,465 Wisdom, wisdom, wisdom. 710 00:33:31,302 --> 00:33:32,720 All right. 711 00:33:33,054 --> 00:33:35,056 I'll marry your daughter 712 00:33:35,389 --> 00:33:38,809 and give her this son that you need so badly. 713 00:33:39,143 --> 00:33:41,646 By the way, what does your daughter look like? 714 00:33:41,979 --> 00:33:45,316 Gee, I hope beauty has nothing to do with our proposition. 715 00:33:45,650 --> 00:33:47,735 (laughing) 716 00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:52,156 Oh hell no, man, uh uh. 717 00:33:52,490 --> 00:33:55,826 No no no, I won't marry her, deal or no deal. 718 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,996 Kill me, man, kill me, uh umm. 719 00:33:59,330 --> 00:34:02,083 Yes, my daughter's quite unfortunate. 720 00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:03,751 Very well, Petey. 721 00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:05,920 [Bantu] Wisdom, wisdom. 722 00:34:09,423 --> 00:34:11,717 All right, I'll marry her. 723 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:23,020 You'll be hearing from me from time to time. 724 00:34:23,354 --> 00:34:26,774 It will be as though none of this ever happened. 725 00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:29,360 (eerie tones) 726 00:34:29,694 --> 00:34:32,029 (rapid gunfire) 727 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,284 (screaming) 728 00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:48,212 [Preacher] And the Lord taketh away. 729 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,341 Blessed be the name of the Lord. 730 00:34:54,635 --> 00:34:56,971 The Lord is my sheperd. 731 00:34:57,305 --> 00:34:58,264 I shall not want. 732 00:34:58,598 --> 00:35:02,435 [Voiceover] (sobs) Oh Lord, my baby. 733 00:35:10,484 --> 00:35:11,611 Petey, how could that be, I know-- 734 00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:14,030 Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, don't worry about it, 735 00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:16,365 I'll explain it to you later. 736 00:35:21,704 --> 00:35:22,997 Thank you, dear. 737 00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:28,210 That's the way it was. 738 00:35:28,544 --> 00:35:30,004 I'm not lying. 739 00:35:30,338 --> 00:35:31,589 That's some crazy shit, isn't it? 740 00:35:31,922 --> 00:35:34,842 Crazy, yeah, but man you making a deal with the Devil. 741 00:35:35,176 --> 00:35:36,886 You know how things like that turn out. 742 00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:39,013 And anyway, I think I'd rather be dead 743 00:35:39,347 --> 00:35:40,765 than marry someone ugly as that! 744 00:35:41,098 --> 00:35:43,893 The main thing man, I'm still alive. 745 00:35:44,226 --> 00:35:45,478 Now listen, I can figure out a way 746 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:47,688 to keep from marrying the Devil's daughter, 747 00:35:48,022 --> 00:35:49,231 but the main thing we've got to 748 00:35:49,565 --> 00:35:52,234 deal with Leroy and Skillet right now. 749 00:35:52,568 --> 00:35:53,569 But Petey, I'm scared. 750 00:35:53,903 --> 00:35:55,571 Now you know how powerful the Devil is, 751 00:35:55,905 --> 00:35:59,533 and if you cross him, he's gonna be mad as hell. 752 00:35:59,867 --> 00:36:00,993 I mean heaven. 753 00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:02,161 Oh shit. 754 00:36:02,495 --> 00:36:05,247 Oh Nell, you always worry, now you know 755 00:36:05,581 --> 00:36:07,333 I can take care of things. 756 00:36:07,667 --> 00:36:08,876 Ted! 757 00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,211 Ted! 758 00:36:10,544 --> 00:36:11,462 Are you all right? 759 00:36:11,796 --> 00:36:13,547 Man, I ain't gonna rest 760 00:36:13,881 --> 00:36:16,634 until I settle with Scarface Willie. 761 00:36:18,469 --> 00:36:21,347 (suspenseful music) 762 00:36:21,681 --> 00:36:23,557 Right this way, ladies. 763 00:36:28,896 --> 00:36:31,065 (whistles) 764 00:36:32,692 --> 00:36:35,695 It's that little punk again. 765 00:36:36,028 --> 00:36:37,154 Come on, chump! 766 00:36:37,488 --> 00:36:38,614 Come on! 767 00:36:38,948 --> 00:36:40,157 We'll fix his ass for keeps it this time. 768 00:36:40,491 --> 00:36:41,158 Come on! 769 00:36:42,702 --> 00:36:44,995 Hey man, come on, come on! 770 00:36:47,832 --> 00:36:49,166 Thought you would've done learned 771 00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:51,043 your lesson by now, little brother. 772 00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:53,087 Guess you one of them hard-headed niggers. 773 00:36:53,421 --> 00:36:55,464 (exclaiming) 774 00:37:02,513 --> 00:37:03,848 Hold it, Bruce Lee! 775 00:37:05,349 --> 00:37:07,393 See now you too dangerous to have around. 776 00:37:07,727 --> 00:37:09,228 I'm gonna arrange it so you can be with Petey 777 00:37:09,562 --> 00:37:11,439 and your kid brother for all time! 778 00:37:11,772 --> 00:37:13,733 Start praying, pal! 779 00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:16,235 (screaming) 780 00:37:19,822 --> 00:37:22,491 What's the matter, Willie, the cat got your tongue?! 781 00:37:22,825 --> 00:37:25,161 I oughta make you eat this gun! 782 00:37:25,494 --> 00:37:26,162 But I thought-- 783 00:37:26,495 --> 00:37:28,581 Yes, tell your boss I'm still alive 784 00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:32,126 and I'm mad as a hornet in a bumblebee hive! 785 00:37:32,460 --> 00:37:33,127 (flatulating) 786 00:37:33,461 --> 00:37:34,462 I want you to tell your boss that 787 00:37:34,795 --> 00:37:37,006 his days is numbered and his luck is bad! 788 00:37:37,339 --> 00:37:41,135 So son of a bitch, (mumbles)! 789 00:37:41,469 --> 00:37:43,053 Now get your ugly ass on! 790 00:37:43,387 --> 00:37:44,096 Get! 791 00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:45,139 Move! 792 00:37:45,473 --> 00:37:46,849 Why didn't you let me finish him? 793 00:37:47,183 --> 00:37:51,187 Oh Ted, there will be revenge on all of them for you, 794 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,146 don't worry about it. 795 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,439 Let's make it. 796 00:37:56,150 --> 00:37:58,402 Willie, you sure it was him? 797 00:38:00,488 --> 00:38:02,281 You're sure you got him? 798 00:38:03,783 --> 00:38:06,410 Well how in the hell can he still be alive? 799 00:38:06,744 --> 00:38:08,579 Maybe he missed him. 800 00:38:08,913 --> 00:38:10,080 I know he was dead. 801 00:38:10,414 --> 00:38:11,248 Nobody could've stood the lead 802 00:38:11,582 --> 00:38:12,833 we pumped into him, nobody! 803 00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:14,251 I swear, Leroy! 804 00:38:14,585 --> 00:38:15,878 I saw him get hit too, boss. 805 00:38:16,212 --> 00:38:18,172 He must've took about four or five slugs. 806 00:38:18,506 --> 00:38:19,215 Well how in the hell can he 807 00:38:19,548 --> 00:38:20,883 still be out there walking around? 808 00:38:21,217 --> 00:38:22,593 Somebody tell me! 809 00:38:22,927 --> 00:38:23,677 What we gonna do, Leroy? 810 00:38:24,011 --> 00:38:25,554 Shut up and let me think! 811 00:38:25,888 --> 00:38:27,306 I gotta think. 812 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,683 Phew, this is killing me! 813 00:38:30,017 --> 00:38:31,560 Let him think, everybody, let him think. 814 00:38:31,894 --> 00:38:33,979 (groaning) 815 00:38:35,022 --> 00:38:36,190 What happened to him? 816 00:38:36,524 --> 00:38:38,275 I think Willie's smell was too much for him. 817 00:38:38,609 --> 00:38:41,070 I think I'm gonna pass out too. 818 00:38:42,446 --> 00:38:44,824 Willie, you get your stinkin' ass out of here! 819 00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:46,283 Get out of here and go clean up! 820 00:38:46,617 --> 00:38:49,203 And get back here on the double! 821 00:38:50,621 --> 00:38:54,083 (playfully sorrowful music) 822 00:38:56,544 --> 00:39:00,297 Somebody open a window or something, damn. 823 00:39:00,631 --> 00:39:01,674 I've got it! 824 00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:02,675 Well come on with it. 825 00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:04,134 He lives in Nell's place. 826 00:39:04,468 --> 00:39:05,010 Right. 827 00:39:08,597 --> 00:39:11,433 We never did finish our little party the other night, 828 00:39:11,767 --> 00:39:13,978 and now we're all alone 829 00:39:14,311 --> 00:39:16,313 and there's no one here to bother us, 830 00:39:16,647 --> 00:39:19,233 so I'll just take the phone off the hook. 831 00:39:19,567 --> 00:39:20,359 (phone rings) 832 00:39:20,693 --> 00:39:22,278 Well I'll be damned. 833 00:39:24,488 --> 00:39:25,155 Hello? 834 00:39:26,115 --> 00:39:28,033 Yes, just a second. 835 00:39:28,367 --> 00:39:30,703 It's for you, now don't be long. 836 00:39:31,662 --> 00:39:33,372 Yes Petey, there's two things 837 00:39:33,706 --> 00:39:35,165 I neglected to tell you. 838 00:39:35,499 --> 00:39:39,044 One, you will have powers beyond your wildest dreams. 839 00:39:39,378 --> 00:39:42,256 All you have to do is use my magical cane. 840 00:39:42,590 --> 00:39:44,925 It contains all of my secrets. 841 00:39:45,259 --> 00:39:48,304 Two, you must be careful where and how you use it. 842 00:39:48,637 --> 00:39:51,265 It will serve every purpose you will ever need. 843 00:39:51,599 --> 00:39:53,559 All you have to do is wield the cane, Petey, 844 00:39:53,893 --> 00:39:56,228 and my power is yours. 845 00:39:56,562 --> 00:39:58,772 Well thanks for calling, Lou. 846 00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:01,734 Well who's Lou? 847 00:40:02,985 --> 00:40:04,320 Don't worry about it, baby, 848 00:40:04,653 --> 00:40:06,280 let me introduce you to a friend of mine. 849 00:40:06,614 --> 00:40:08,282 Oh at last, I'm gonna put something 850 00:40:08,616 --> 00:40:09,783 on you you won't forget. 851 00:40:10,117 --> 00:40:12,202 (laughing) 852 00:40:12,536 --> 00:40:14,663 (mumbles) (screaming) 853 00:40:14,997 --> 00:40:17,458 (crashes) 854 00:40:17,791 --> 00:40:18,250 (yelling gibberish) 855 00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:19,585 [Nell] Stop it! 856 00:40:20,794 --> 00:40:23,339 You guys are tearing up my place! 857 00:40:24,298 --> 00:40:25,466 Police! 858 00:40:25,799 --> 00:40:26,342 Get away from me! 859 00:40:26,675 --> 00:40:27,760 Petey! 860 00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:30,137 (groaning) 861 00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:31,764 Petey! 862 00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:36,936 (screaming) 863 00:40:37,269 --> 00:40:41,440 Oh my vase, hey I'm not through paying for this! 864 00:40:41,774 --> 00:40:43,192 Petey! 865 00:40:43,525 --> 00:40:44,151 Be careful! 866 00:40:50,491 --> 00:40:54,411 (screams) Petey, watch out! 867 00:40:54,745 --> 00:40:58,332 (men grunting and groaning) 868 00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:04,672 (man speaking gibberish) 869 00:41:10,594 --> 00:41:14,431 (impacts) (men grunting and groaning) 870 00:41:16,475 --> 00:41:19,478 (speaking gibberish) 871 00:41:27,861 --> 00:41:31,949 (impacts) (men grunting and groaning) 872 00:41:34,618 --> 00:41:36,328 Come on, come on, come on. 873 00:41:36,662 --> 00:41:37,871 Get up, come on. 874 00:41:38,205 --> 00:41:40,165 (mumbles) 875 00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:44,294 (speaking gibberish) 876 00:41:46,005 --> 00:41:48,549 (frenzied music) 877 00:41:56,432 --> 00:42:00,519 (impacts) (men grunting and groaning) 878 00:42:19,663 --> 00:42:21,749 (yelling) 879 00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:32,593 (phone rings) 880 00:42:35,637 --> 00:42:36,305 Hello? 881 00:42:37,806 --> 00:42:39,183 Yes, just a second. 882 00:42:39,516 --> 00:42:40,392 It's for you. 883 00:42:43,729 --> 00:42:45,105 Yes. 884 00:42:45,439 --> 00:42:47,983 Petey, I suggest you pick up that cane tonight. 885 00:42:48,317 --> 00:42:51,070 At the rate your friends Skillet and Leroy are going, 886 00:42:51,403 --> 00:42:53,989 they might surprise you at any moment. 887 00:42:54,323 --> 00:42:57,242 And you do want to protect yourself the next time. 888 00:42:57,576 --> 00:42:58,660 Thanks again. 889 00:43:02,498 --> 00:43:04,416 (phone rings) 890 00:43:04,750 --> 00:43:06,710 (moaning) 891 00:43:20,724 --> 00:43:21,642 Hello? 892 00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:23,685 Petey? 893 00:43:24,019 --> 00:43:25,229 What? 894 00:43:25,562 --> 00:43:26,688 Graveyard? 895 00:43:27,022 --> 00:43:29,483 Man, at a time like this? 896 00:43:29,817 --> 00:43:30,859 Aw shit. 897 00:43:31,193 --> 00:43:32,486 Petey! 898 00:43:32,820 --> 00:43:33,362 Petey! 899 00:43:34,738 --> 00:43:37,574 (wolves howling) 900 00:43:42,830 --> 00:43:45,707 (suspenseful music) 901 00:43:49,336 --> 00:43:52,089 [Voiceover] Sure had a wonderful time tonight! 902 00:43:52,422 --> 00:43:55,175 Oh shit, really blew my lid. 903 00:43:55,509 --> 00:43:57,678 Everybody tell me I did. 904 00:43:58,011 --> 00:44:01,640 Oh boy did I party up in this (mumbles) tonight. 905 00:44:02,933 --> 00:44:05,352 Still takes me so damn long to get home, 906 00:44:05,686 --> 00:44:08,730 gee, Maple's gonna be wondering about me. 907 00:44:11,775 --> 00:44:12,734 My house look like it done got 908 00:44:13,068 --> 00:44:14,736 a little bit small too. 909 00:44:16,947 --> 00:44:18,323 Maple! 910 00:44:18,657 --> 00:44:20,784 Open the door, baby, your baby home! 911 00:44:21,118 --> 00:44:23,203 Open the door, woman! 912 00:44:23,537 --> 00:44:24,371 Your (mumbles) out here, 913 00:44:24,705 --> 00:44:26,790 I know you're in there, baby, let me in! 914 00:44:27,124 --> 00:44:29,209 That woman don't wanna let me in. 915 00:44:29,543 --> 00:44:33,130 It's (mumbles), woman let me in! 916 00:44:33,463 --> 00:44:35,632 You won't come open, well I'll just go all, 917 00:44:35,966 --> 00:44:36,675 I ain't gonna tell you where 918 00:44:37,009 --> 00:44:38,510 I'm going, somewhere else. 919 00:44:38,844 --> 00:44:40,554 That's what I'm gonna do. 920 00:44:40,888 --> 00:44:42,806 (screaming) 921 00:44:44,391 --> 00:44:48,145 Petey, what are we looking for in this graveyard? 922 00:44:48,478 --> 00:44:49,980 Just a little further. 923 00:44:50,314 --> 00:44:51,273 - Petey! - (groaning) 924 00:44:51,607 --> 00:44:52,232 Listen, listen! 925 00:44:52,566 --> 00:44:53,275 I don't hear nothing, man. 926 00:44:53,609 --> 00:44:54,359 Well I hear something, listen. 927 00:44:54,693 --> 00:44:56,653 (moaning) 928 00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:01,450 Come on, man, I don't hear nothing. 929 00:45:01,783 --> 00:45:03,744 (moaning) 930 00:45:05,078 --> 00:45:06,413 That's it Pete! 931 00:45:06,747 --> 00:45:07,664 Come over here, man. 932 00:45:07,998 --> 00:45:10,500 Come over here, you scared fool you! 933 00:45:11,793 --> 00:45:13,086 Cold down here 934 00:45:14,338 --> 00:45:15,547 Cold down here. 935 00:45:16,965 --> 00:45:20,093 (laughs) Well no wonder you cold, 936 00:45:20,427 --> 00:45:21,887 you damn fool, you done kicked 937 00:45:22,221 --> 00:45:24,598 all the dirt off of you! 938 00:45:24,932 --> 00:45:25,724 Help me! 939 00:45:27,351 --> 00:45:28,310 Come on, let's do what we come here for 940 00:45:28,644 --> 00:45:29,561 and let's get out of here. 941 00:45:29,895 --> 00:45:31,230 Oh shit man, why you so scared? 942 00:45:31,563 --> 00:45:32,648 Hell, this is a graveyard! 943 00:45:32,981 --> 00:45:34,524 Let's put some dirt on him, Jimmy. 944 00:45:34,858 --> 00:45:35,859 Man, I ain't gonna put nothing on him. 945 00:45:36,193 --> 00:45:38,195 Come on, let's get what you got and get outta here! 946 00:45:38,528 --> 00:45:39,488 Come on, man! 947 00:45:39,821 --> 00:45:40,697 Come on man, don't be so scared, come on! 948 00:45:41,031 --> 00:45:41,657 Just a little further. 949 00:45:41,990 --> 00:45:43,158 Ah, there it is. 950 00:45:44,117 --> 00:45:45,285 The tire. 951 00:45:45,619 --> 00:45:47,079 Man, shit, you come out here to get a tire, 952 00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:49,122 now you could've gotten a tire in the morning! 953 00:45:49,456 --> 00:45:51,792 (ominous music) 954 00:45:53,835 --> 00:45:56,338 (eerie tones) 955 00:45:58,423 --> 00:45:59,800 Now we can leave. 956 00:46:02,469 --> 00:46:04,638 I've gots what I come here for. 957 00:46:04,972 --> 00:46:06,265 What's that for? 958 00:46:06,598 --> 00:46:09,643 Come on, come on, come on, let's leave, let's leave. 959 00:46:09,977 --> 00:46:11,436 Come on man, come on! 960 00:46:12,813 --> 00:46:14,731 (screaming) 961 00:46:15,065 --> 00:46:15,857 Come back here, Jimmy! 962 00:46:16,191 --> 00:46:17,526 What's wrong with you?! 963 00:46:17,859 --> 00:46:19,152 [Leroy] Put those corks in the cooler! 964 00:46:19,486 --> 00:46:21,989 How many times do I have to tell you that? 965 00:46:22,322 --> 00:46:23,782 What is that plant doing over there? 966 00:46:24,116 --> 00:46:25,367 Put it on the other side of the building! 967 00:46:25,701 --> 00:46:26,285 [Voiceover] Right. 968 00:46:26,618 --> 00:46:27,202 Then get up on that ladder and 969 00:46:27,536 --> 00:46:28,745 fix that better than that. 970 00:46:29,079 --> 00:46:32,040 Get that shit down from there, and what are you doing? 971 00:46:32,374 --> 00:46:33,375 Move that out from over there! 972 00:46:33,709 --> 00:46:34,751 Let's get moving! 973 00:46:35,085 --> 00:46:36,086 Hey boss! 974 00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:39,172 Hello! (laughing) 975 00:46:40,590 --> 00:46:41,258 Mr. White! 976 00:46:44,886 --> 00:46:45,679 (suspenseful music) 977 00:46:46,013 --> 00:46:48,807 Mr. White, if this ain't the best 978 00:46:49,141 --> 00:46:51,268 investment that you ever made in your life, 979 00:46:51,601 --> 00:46:54,104 I'll stand on my head, it's big! 980 00:46:54,438 --> 00:46:55,397 [Skillet] It's colossal. 981 00:46:55,731 --> 00:46:57,107 It's not even open yet. 982 00:46:57,441 --> 00:46:59,026 Don't try and sell me, sell tickets. 983 00:46:59,359 --> 00:47:00,110 [Skillet] Oh they selling by the hundreds 984 00:47:00,444 --> 00:47:01,820 Mr. White, by the hundreds. 985 00:47:02,154 --> 00:47:03,280 Good. 986 00:47:03,613 --> 00:47:05,824 Now what about this Wheatstraw character? 987 00:47:06,158 --> 00:47:07,868 I understand he's opening a show nearby. 988 00:47:08,201 --> 00:47:10,704 Now I hope he's no competition to you guys. 989 00:47:11,038 --> 00:47:12,789 No siree, Mr. White. 990 00:47:13,123 --> 00:47:13,915 We already killed-- 991 00:47:14,249 --> 00:47:16,001 Uh, what my partner's trying to say, 992 00:47:16,335 --> 00:47:18,879 we've killed the idea of Mr. Wheatstraw 993 00:47:19,212 --> 00:47:20,088 opening a show here. 994 00:47:20,422 --> 00:47:22,466 See, he's a friend of ours. 995 00:47:23,383 --> 00:47:24,801 Okay fine. 996 00:47:25,135 --> 00:47:27,679 Hold five tickets for me and my friends, front row. 997 00:47:28,013 --> 00:47:29,598 We'll announce you too, Mr. White. 998 00:47:29,931 --> 00:47:31,600 Nothing's too good for you and your friends, 999 00:47:31,933 --> 00:47:33,352 nothing's too good. 1000 00:47:33,685 --> 00:47:35,896 Maybe this is a good deal after all. 1001 00:47:36,229 --> 00:47:37,272 The wife will love it. 1002 00:47:37,606 --> 00:47:40,108 She goes for stuff like this. 1003 00:47:40,442 --> 00:47:43,528 Well I'll see you guys tomorrow night at the opening. 1004 00:47:43,862 --> 00:47:45,614 Oh, and break your legs. 1005 00:47:46,656 --> 00:47:48,158 (laughing) 1006 00:47:48,492 --> 00:47:49,951 He likes to make jokes. 1007 00:47:50,285 --> 00:47:50,827 Oh Leroy. 1008 00:47:52,746 --> 00:47:54,039 If Petey opens the show, we dead, 1009 00:47:54,373 --> 00:47:55,874 partner, we dead, you know that. 1010 00:47:56,208 --> 00:47:57,751 If I had good people around working, 1011 00:47:58,085 --> 00:47:59,753 Petey would've been out the way a long time ago. 1012 00:48:00,087 --> 00:48:01,046 Boss, I'm telling you, he's got 1013 00:48:01,380 --> 00:48:02,464 some kind of power or something. 1014 00:48:02,798 --> 00:48:03,715 I mean-- 1015 00:48:04,049 --> 00:48:04,758 Boss, you know I don't believe in that kind 1016 00:48:05,092 --> 00:48:06,885 of shit either, but it's true, it's weird. 1017 00:48:07,219 --> 00:48:08,762 Don't give me that supernatural shit! 1018 00:48:09,096 --> 00:48:10,597 You just didn't do your job! 1019 00:48:10,931 --> 00:48:11,932 No! 1020 00:48:12,265 --> 00:48:13,767 Willie, I'm giving you one more chance. 1021 00:48:14,101 --> 00:48:16,186 If you blow this one, I'll knock your ass 1022 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,646 in the middle of next week and 1023 00:48:17,979 --> 00:48:19,147 be ready for you again Saturday. 1024 00:48:19,481 --> 00:48:20,732 You understand? 1025 00:48:21,066 --> 00:48:21,817 Boss, I-- 1026 00:48:22,150 --> 00:48:24,528 Don't but boss me, I want his show stopped! 1027 00:48:24,861 --> 00:48:26,988 Oughta ask the book, you just didn't do your job, boy! 1028 00:48:27,322 --> 00:48:29,908 We've gone too far to turn around! 1029 00:48:30,242 --> 00:48:32,994 (suspenseful tones) 1030 00:48:34,329 --> 00:48:36,665 Leroy and Skillet has gone too far. 1031 00:48:36,998 --> 00:48:38,834 They want their cake and eat it too. 1032 00:48:39,167 --> 00:48:40,168 You know, thicker. 1033 00:48:40,502 --> 00:48:41,795 Well you know how greedy they are. 1034 00:48:42,129 --> 00:48:44,214 Plus they've always been jealous of you, 1035 00:48:44,548 --> 00:48:45,549 haven't they, Jimmy? 1036 00:48:45,882 --> 00:48:46,925 You know how it is, hun, I ain't got time 1037 00:48:47,259 --> 00:48:49,261 to even think about Skillet and Leroy. 1038 00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:50,846 I'm sorry I was late, I just got off work 1039 00:48:51,179 --> 00:48:52,556 and my piano player couldn't make it, 1040 00:48:52,889 --> 00:48:54,724 but I can sing acapella. 1041 00:48:56,768 --> 00:48:59,938 ♪ Frankie and Johnny were lovers 1042 00:49:00,272 --> 00:49:03,650 ♪ Oh lordy how they could love 1043 00:49:03,984 --> 00:49:07,028 Damn, who in the hell is that bitch? 1044 00:49:07,362 --> 00:49:08,905 She must be singing for Jimmy. 1045 00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:10,365 - Singing for who? - [Nell] For you. 1046 00:49:10,699 --> 00:49:11,658 I ain't never see that woman before. 1047 00:49:11,992 --> 00:49:13,034 Well she can't be singing for Petey. 1048 00:49:13,368 --> 00:49:15,704 ♪ Johnny were lovers 1049 00:49:16,037 --> 00:49:19,541 ♪ Oh lordy how they could love 1050 00:49:19,875 --> 00:49:22,419 (eerie twinkling) 1051 00:49:22,752 --> 00:49:23,753 (cane rattles) 1052 00:49:24,087 --> 00:49:25,547 What's going on? 1053 00:49:25,881 --> 00:49:27,382 What the shit is going on? 1054 00:49:27,716 --> 00:49:31,011 ♪ Frankie and Johnny were lovers 1055 00:49:31,344 --> 00:49:35,515 ♪ Oh lordy how they could love 1056 00:49:35,849 --> 00:49:38,310 Better not (mumbles). 1057 00:49:38,643 --> 00:49:41,938 ♪ Frankie and Johnny were lovers 1058 00:49:42,272 --> 00:49:44,524 Petey, let go of the thing. 1059 00:49:47,110 --> 00:49:48,987 [Nell] Who in there? 1060 00:49:49,321 --> 00:49:52,073 (cane rattling) (Petey grunting) 1061 00:49:52,407 --> 00:49:54,910 Petey, I told you that cane. 1062 00:49:57,078 --> 00:50:00,790 ♪ They swore to be true to each other 1063 00:50:01,124 --> 00:50:04,211 ♪ And true as the stars above 1064 00:50:04,544 --> 00:50:07,547 ♪ Frankie and Johnny were lovers 1065 00:50:07,881 --> 00:50:10,008 [Petey] It's leading me to the bathroom! 1066 00:50:10,342 --> 00:50:13,136 (rattling gets louder) 1067 00:50:18,141 --> 00:50:22,187 (sustained suspsenseful tones) 1068 00:50:26,191 --> 00:50:27,317 (bomb ticking) 1069 00:50:27,651 --> 00:50:29,027 (screaming) 1070 00:50:29,361 --> 00:50:30,070 Jimmy! 1071 00:50:30,403 --> 00:50:30,904 Jimmy! 1072 00:50:31,238 --> 00:50:31,780 A bomb! 1073 00:50:33,114 --> 00:50:33,782 A bomb! 1074 00:50:35,283 --> 00:50:36,993 (screaming) 1075 00:50:37,327 --> 00:50:39,996 Take it outside, take it outside. 1076 00:50:41,498 --> 00:50:44,793 ♪ As true as the stars above 1077 00:50:45,126 --> 00:50:48,004 ♪ Frankie and Johnny were lovers 1078 00:50:48,338 --> 00:50:51,925 ♪ Oh lordy how they could love 1079 00:50:52,259 --> 00:50:56,137 ♪ They swore to be true to each other 1080 00:50:56,471 --> 00:51:00,183 ♪ As true as the stars above 1081 00:51:01,226 --> 00:51:03,562 ♪ Frankie and Johnny were lovers 1082 00:51:03,895 --> 00:51:05,981 (rapid ticking) (screaming) 1083 00:51:06,314 --> 00:51:08,942 Take it outside, take it outside! 1084 00:51:09,276 --> 00:51:10,819 Hey, where's everybody going? 1085 00:51:11,152 --> 00:51:12,821 Do I get the job? 1086 00:51:13,154 --> 00:51:14,573 I got another number. 1087 00:51:15,657 --> 00:51:16,992 (ticking) 1088 00:51:17,325 --> 00:51:19,661 Get out of there, it's a bomb! 1089 00:51:23,498 --> 00:51:26,084 (loud explosion) 1090 00:51:27,502 --> 00:51:31,214 (playful synthesizer notes) 1091 00:51:36,219 --> 00:51:36,886 Petey! 1092 00:51:38,305 --> 00:51:40,849 Petey, are you all right? 1093 00:51:41,182 --> 00:51:42,726 Well damn, Petey, look at that shit, 1094 00:51:43,059 --> 00:51:44,436 them suckers are trying to play for keeps! 1095 00:51:44,769 --> 00:51:46,771 Man, they tried to blow up my damn joint! 1096 00:51:47,105 --> 00:51:48,064 Please give into 'em Petey, 1097 00:51:48,398 --> 00:51:49,482 somebody is gonna get hurt. 1098 00:51:49,816 --> 00:51:51,526 We got to get this shit straight! 1099 00:51:51,860 --> 00:51:53,903 Nell, go and get tickets to Leroy and Skillet. 1100 00:51:54,237 --> 00:51:55,864 You damn right 'cause I think we need to go. 1101 00:51:56,197 --> 00:51:57,073 What, Petey, are you crazy? 1102 00:51:57,407 --> 00:51:59,034 Don't you know what they'll do to you? 1103 00:51:59,367 --> 00:52:01,077 I'm gonna give them an opening 1104 00:52:01,411 --> 00:52:03,121 that they will never forget! 1105 00:52:03,455 --> 00:52:04,289 Damn right! 1106 00:52:06,082 --> 00:52:08,418 (bright music) 1107 00:52:30,231 --> 00:52:33,068 Mister White! (laughing) 1108 00:52:33,401 --> 00:52:34,152 Good evening, boys. 1109 00:52:34,486 --> 00:52:35,070 [Leroy] Good evening, Mr. White. 1110 00:52:35,403 --> 00:52:36,363 [Skillet] How you doing, sir? 1111 00:52:36,696 --> 00:52:38,948 Oh, this is my wife Joanne. 1112 00:52:40,784 --> 00:52:42,243 And her sister Babs. 1113 00:52:42,577 --> 00:52:43,119 [Leroy] Good evening. 1114 00:52:43,453 --> 00:52:45,455 (chuckling) 1115 00:52:45,789 --> 00:52:49,751 My my, she's more lovelier than you ever described. 1116 00:52:50,752 --> 00:52:52,212 Right this way, folks. 1117 00:52:52,545 --> 00:52:54,255 I got a front way table for ya. 1118 00:52:54,589 --> 00:52:55,298 Right this way. 1119 00:52:55,632 --> 00:52:57,926 (funk music) 1120 00:53:56,693 --> 00:53:59,195 Hey man, don't I know you from somewhere? 1121 00:53:59,529 --> 00:54:01,322 Hell no, man, you don't know me. 1122 00:54:01,656 --> 00:54:03,241 Jimmy, I'm so sick and tired of these 1123 00:54:03,575 --> 00:54:04,743 Americans talking about they know me, 1124 00:54:05,076 --> 00:54:06,119 let's get the girls and leave here. 1125 00:54:06,453 --> 00:54:08,329 No man, do not be like that, man. 1126 00:54:08,663 --> 00:54:09,748 We come to see a show, why don't we 1127 00:54:10,081 --> 00:54:12,125 go in and enjoy ourselves, do not worry about it. 1128 00:54:12,459 --> 00:54:15,795 Very well, step aside, you fat-faced son of a bitch. 1129 00:54:16,129 --> 00:54:17,505 Have a good evening, man. 1130 00:54:17,839 --> 00:54:20,133 (funk music) 1131 00:54:52,540 --> 00:54:54,459 (applause) 1132 00:55:04,469 --> 00:55:06,095 Thank you. 1133 00:55:06,429 --> 00:55:06,971 Thank you. 1134 00:55:11,518 --> 00:55:13,102 You've been listening to the soul sounds 1135 00:55:13,436 --> 00:55:16,523 of Clive Maron and Her, it is showtime now. 1136 00:55:16,856 --> 00:55:18,024 So let's welcome to the floor 1137 00:55:18,358 --> 00:55:20,777 two of the funniest men in show business. 1138 00:55:21,110 --> 00:55:23,613 None other than Leroy and Skillet! 1139 00:55:23,947 --> 00:55:27,909 (applause) (bright music) 1140 00:55:44,884 --> 00:55:47,428 Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you 1141 00:55:47,762 --> 00:55:49,848 the ones that made it possible for me and Skillet 1142 00:55:50,181 --> 00:55:52,642 to bring this big show to you tonight. 1143 00:55:52,976 --> 00:55:54,102 Seated right here in front of me 1144 00:55:54,435 --> 00:55:56,855 is none other than Mr. And Mrs. White 1145 00:55:57,188 --> 00:55:58,147 and their beautiful guest, 1146 00:55:58,481 --> 00:55:59,649 give 'em a great round of applause! 1147 00:55:59,983 --> 00:56:01,985 (applause) 1148 00:56:08,658 --> 00:56:09,367 Leroy! 1149 00:56:09,701 --> 00:56:10,660 Hey Skillet, what's going on? 1150 00:56:10,994 --> 00:56:11,452 I heard you were smart, partner. 1151 00:56:11,786 --> 00:56:12,537 I am smart, Skillet. 1152 00:56:12,871 --> 00:56:13,329 You smart? 1153 00:56:13,663 --> 00:56:14,539 I'm smart, Skillet. 1154 00:56:14,873 --> 00:56:15,290 If you're so smart, answer me this. 1155 00:56:15,623 --> 00:56:16,499 Answer you what? 1156 00:56:16,833 --> 00:56:18,835 If you have $23.18 in one pocket. 1157 00:56:19,168 --> 00:56:20,587 $23.18 in one pocket. 1158 00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:22,881 And $13.42 in the other pocket. 1159 00:56:23,214 --> 00:56:25,341 $13.42 cents in the other pocket. 1160 00:56:25,675 --> 00:56:26,259 What would you have? 1161 00:56:26,593 --> 00:56:27,427 I'd have on somebody else's pants, 1162 00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:28,344 they sure wouldn't be mine. 1163 00:56:28,678 --> 00:56:31,598 (laughing and applause) 1164 00:56:33,892 --> 00:56:36,394 Do it now, Petey, do it now. 1165 00:56:37,562 --> 00:56:39,105 Uncross your legs whitey, you gonna choke 1166 00:56:39,439 --> 00:56:41,399 your fool self to death. 1167 00:56:41,733 --> 00:56:43,276 (crowd gasps) 1168 00:56:43,610 --> 00:56:45,445 (suspenseful tones) 1169 00:56:45,778 --> 00:56:46,362 Leroy! 1170 00:56:46,696 --> 00:56:48,239 What's the matter with you? 1171 00:56:48,573 --> 00:56:49,282 I don't know, Skillet. 1172 00:56:49,616 --> 00:56:51,743 I opened my mouth and it just came out. 1173 00:56:52,076 --> 00:56:54,787 Sorry folks, I hope you didn't get offended. 1174 00:56:55,121 --> 00:56:56,915 My partner gets carried away a little bit at a time. 1175 00:56:57,248 --> 00:56:57,999 (chuckles) 1176 00:56:58,333 --> 00:57:00,293 Speaking of carrying away, 1177 00:57:00,627 --> 00:57:01,669 they should carry this bitch away 1178 00:57:02,003 --> 00:57:04,839 sitting on that blue satin bedsheet. 1179 00:57:05,173 --> 00:57:06,591 What's the matter, mama, 1180 00:57:06,925 --> 00:57:09,552 you think a nigger don't know a bedsheet when he see one? 1181 00:57:09,886 --> 00:57:13,056 (gasping and murmuring) 1182 00:57:14,098 --> 00:57:15,433 [Skillet] Leroy! 1183 00:57:15,767 --> 00:57:18,019 You gonna get us killed, man! 1184 00:57:19,687 --> 00:57:22,357 I really don't know what's happening. 1185 00:57:22,690 --> 00:57:25,318 It's working, Petey, it's working. 1186 00:57:25,652 --> 00:57:26,486 Sorry, folks. 1187 00:57:27,695 --> 00:57:30,573 I hope we didn't put too much 1188 00:57:30,907 --> 00:57:31,366 water in your damn drinks. 1189 00:57:31,699 --> 00:57:32,408 You assholes! 1190 00:57:32,742 --> 00:57:35,161 (louder murmurs) 1191 00:57:37,163 --> 00:57:38,706 Oh what am I saying?! 1192 00:57:40,833 --> 00:57:43,127 Moving right along, folks. 1193 00:57:43,461 --> 00:57:46,839 We'd like to bring our next act to you. 1194 00:57:47,173 --> 00:57:50,176 So let's meet and greet Miss Tami Small. 1195 00:57:50,510 --> 00:57:51,636 Come on, Skillet, let's get outta here! 1196 00:57:51,970 --> 00:57:53,638 (applause) 1197 00:57:53,972 --> 00:57:56,724 (bright funk music) 1198 00:58:00,395 --> 00:58:04,399 ♪ Music got me where I am and I'm feeling fine, fine yeah 1199 00:58:05,566 --> 00:58:08,361 ♪ I'm feeling good like I knew I would 1200 00:58:08,695 --> 00:58:13,324 ♪ We got the loving mind 1201 00:58:13,658 --> 00:58:16,452 (voice lowers and distorts) 1202 00:58:16,786 --> 00:58:18,579 (eerie tones) 1203 00:58:18,913 --> 00:58:20,707 (laughing) 1204 00:58:33,344 --> 00:58:36,806 Petey, how did you make that cane do that? 1205 00:58:38,725 --> 00:58:40,393 Tami, what the hell happened to you up there? 1206 00:58:40,727 --> 00:58:44,313 (distorted voice) What happened?! 1207 00:58:44,647 --> 00:58:47,608 Now I will fix both of 'em for good! 1208 00:58:50,236 --> 00:58:52,989 (ominous rumbling) 1209 00:59:01,706 --> 00:59:02,832 What the hell's going on out there? 1210 00:59:03,166 --> 00:59:04,042 I don't know. 1211 00:59:04,375 --> 00:59:06,085 Sound like they're tearing the place apart. 1212 00:59:06,419 --> 00:59:08,755 (thunder booms) 1213 00:59:12,717 --> 00:59:16,304 (loud pops and explosions) 1214 00:59:20,349 --> 00:59:21,934 What's goin' on in there? 1215 00:59:22,268 --> 00:59:23,895 Where's the key? 1216 00:59:24,228 --> 00:59:24,979 Where is it? 1217 00:59:26,314 --> 00:59:29,984 (clattering and small explosions) 1218 00:59:31,944 --> 00:59:33,738 I don't know, I can't find the key! 1219 00:59:34,072 --> 00:59:36,657 (screaming) 1220 00:59:36,991 --> 00:59:37,700 What's the matter, chump? 1221 00:59:38,034 --> 00:59:39,619 Can't find your key? 1222 00:59:43,289 --> 00:59:46,584 (glass shatters) 1223 00:59:46,918 --> 00:59:47,960 You got it all wrong! 1224 00:59:48,294 --> 00:59:48,795 No, no! 1225 00:59:51,255 --> 00:59:53,591 I'm gonna take you apart piece by piece! 1226 00:59:53,925 --> 00:59:54,759 Then I'm gonna kill you! 1227 00:59:55,093 --> 00:59:57,178 Like you killed my brother! 1228 00:59:58,346 --> 01:00:02,391 (impact) (distorted voice) 1229 01:00:14,821 --> 01:00:17,573 (small explosions) 1230 01:00:19,534 --> 01:00:21,494 What's the matter, Willie? 1231 01:00:21,828 --> 01:00:25,164 (men grunting and groaning) 1232 01:00:31,879 --> 01:00:34,799 (explosion booms) 1233 01:00:53,818 --> 01:00:56,696 (maniacal laughter) 1234 01:01:03,369 --> 01:01:03,953 Leroy! 1235 01:01:04,287 --> 01:01:05,413 What is it, Skillet? 1236 01:01:05,746 --> 01:01:06,664 You should've remembered what I told ya! 1237 01:01:06,998 --> 01:01:07,582 What was that, Skillet? 1238 01:01:07,915 --> 01:01:08,875 Money's the root of all evil! 1239 01:01:09,208 --> 01:01:10,001 Well Skillet, it look like they've 1240 01:01:10,334 --> 01:01:12,086 been (mumbles) our root. 1241 01:01:12,420 --> 01:01:13,004 Wait a minute! 1242 01:01:13,337 --> 01:01:16,591 Wait a minute, (mumbles)! 1243 01:01:20,136 --> 01:01:21,220 That'll take care of them two 1244 01:01:21,554 --> 01:01:23,639 big fat slobby son of a bitches. 1245 01:01:23,973 --> 01:01:24,557 Right on, Petey, let's go. 1246 01:01:24,891 --> 01:01:27,143 Oh Jimmy, where's Ted? 1247 01:01:27,476 --> 01:01:29,437 (gagging) 1248 01:01:40,114 --> 01:01:42,658 Don't you die on me, man! 1249 01:01:42,992 --> 01:01:44,744 Don't you cheat me! 1250 01:01:45,077 --> 01:01:46,871 You (mumbles) don't cheat me out of this! 1251 01:01:47,205 --> 01:01:48,372 Don't cheat me! 1252 01:01:48,706 --> 01:01:50,249 Don't cheat me! 1253 01:01:50,583 --> 01:01:51,709 Ted! 1254 01:01:52,043 --> 01:01:53,628 It's over, it's over man. 1255 01:01:53,961 --> 01:01:56,047 Come on, come on, let's go. 1256 01:01:56,380 --> 01:01:56,964 It's over. 1257 01:01:58,341 --> 01:01:59,508 Come on, Ted. 1258 01:02:03,804 --> 01:02:04,722 It's over. 1259 01:02:09,185 --> 01:02:11,687 Well pet, what do you think? 1260 01:02:12,647 --> 01:02:13,773 Is he? 1261 01:02:14,106 --> 01:02:15,858 Oh he's divinely sexy! 1262 01:02:20,488 --> 01:02:22,740 And he's all yours, my pet. 1263 01:02:23,074 --> 01:02:27,453 Now we can make preparations for your wedding. 1264 01:02:27,787 --> 01:02:31,457 Oh Father, my joy is as boundless as the sea. 1265 01:02:34,919 --> 01:02:36,087 And just as deep. 1266 01:02:37,713 --> 01:02:39,382 The both are infinite. 1267 01:02:43,469 --> 01:02:47,556 (laughing) ("Here Comes The Bride") 1268 01:02:57,608 --> 01:03:00,444 (upbeat funk music) 1269 01:03:10,621 --> 01:03:12,456 Big Daddy, wait a minute now, I have labored 1270 01:03:12,790 --> 01:03:14,375 all day long cooking this dinner over this stove 1271 01:03:14,709 --> 01:03:15,710 and I had the kids waiting. 1272 01:03:16,043 --> 01:03:17,461 You mean you gonna walk off and leave like that? 1273 01:03:17,795 --> 01:03:18,713 I wanted to honey, but I gotta 1274 01:03:19,046 --> 01:03:21,382 make this meeting, see you later. 1275 01:03:33,394 --> 01:03:34,687 Hey baby, what's happening? 1276 01:03:35,021 --> 01:03:35,479 [Voiceover] Oh hi, hun. 1277 01:03:35,813 --> 01:03:36,772 How you doing? 1278 01:03:37,106 --> 01:03:38,024 I see what's happening, I knew I'd catch you 1279 01:03:38,357 --> 01:03:39,066 over here with this young woman in this car! 1280 01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:40,359 Baby, please, wait a minute-- 1281 01:03:40,693 --> 01:03:41,902 Hell no, you couldn't pay to wait a minute. 1282 01:03:42,236 --> 01:03:43,904 You ain't nothing but a damn fool! 1283 01:03:44,238 --> 01:03:45,865 Out here fooling around with these young women! 1284 01:03:46,198 --> 01:03:50,703 I knew I'd get you someday and you're trapped! 1285 01:03:51,037 --> 01:03:52,413 (whistle blows) 1286 01:03:52,747 --> 01:03:54,040 Let me explain it to you, okay? 1287 01:03:54,373 --> 01:03:54,915 Baby please! 1288 01:03:55,249 --> 01:03:56,250 Shut up talking to me! 1289 01:03:56,584 --> 01:03:57,918 Come on, you don't understand, let me-- 1290 01:03:58,252 --> 01:03:59,879 This is your last meeting! 1291 01:04:00,212 --> 01:04:01,213 - Wait! - (eerie tones) 1292 01:04:01,547 --> 01:04:04,300 (upbeat funk music) 1293 01:04:09,722 --> 01:04:11,724 Don't kill him, ma'am! 1294 01:04:12,058 --> 01:04:15,686 I have one wish I will grant you, what might it be? 1295 01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:18,814 He's a dog, he's a damn dog. 1296 01:04:19,148 --> 01:04:21,776 Just turn him into a little black puppy. 1297 01:04:22,109 --> 01:04:24,904 That wish will be granted. 1298 01:04:25,237 --> 01:04:26,822 (twinkling) How did you do that? 1299 01:04:27,156 --> 01:04:28,824 I got the power, mama, that's how. 1300 01:04:29,158 --> 01:04:30,576 I got the power. (laughing) 1301 01:04:30,910 --> 01:04:32,244 Thank you, mister. 1302 01:04:32,578 --> 01:04:33,579 Come on, sugar, mama gonna take 1303 01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:35,247 you home and give you some dinner. 1304 01:04:35,581 --> 01:04:36,540 Some dog food! 1305 01:04:41,712 --> 01:04:44,006 (screaming) 1306 01:04:52,598 --> 01:04:54,975 (funk music) 1307 01:05:01,023 --> 01:05:03,776 (wind howling) 1308 01:05:04,110 --> 01:05:06,695 (ominous music) 1309 01:05:08,197 --> 01:05:09,448 Good morning miss, can you tell me 1310 01:05:09,782 --> 01:05:14,370 where to find Mr. Wheatstraw, Mr. Petey Wheatstraw? 1311 01:05:14,703 --> 01:05:15,913 Here's not here right now, 1312 01:05:16,247 --> 01:05:18,457 but I'm his personal secretary, can I help you? 1313 01:05:18,791 --> 01:05:19,708 Not really. 1314 01:05:20,042 --> 01:05:22,169 I much prefer to speak to him myself. 1315 01:05:22,503 --> 01:05:24,755 Do you have any idea when he will be back? 1316 01:05:25,089 --> 01:05:26,966 Later on this afternoon. 1317 01:05:27,299 --> 01:05:28,634 Are you sure I can't help you? 1318 01:05:28,968 --> 01:05:30,970 Quite sure, young lady. 1319 01:05:31,303 --> 01:05:32,596 Quite sure. 1320 01:05:32,930 --> 01:05:34,974 You give him this card and you tell him 1321 01:05:35,307 --> 01:05:36,892 to contact me right away. 1322 01:05:39,019 --> 01:05:39,937 Bye. 1323 01:05:42,022 --> 01:05:45,192 ♪ One minute it was over 1324 01:05:45,526 --> 01:05:49,363 ♪ The next minute was all brand new 1325 01:05:49,697 --> 01:05:53,033 ♪ Oh, on ghetto street, y'all 1326 01:05:53,367 --> 01:05:55,327 ♪ What's this thing happening to you 1327 01:05:55,661 --> 01:05:56,120 (tires screech) 1328 01:05:56,454 --> 01:05:59,498 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1329 01:05:59,832 --> 01:06:00,916 ♪ Down here where we live ya'll 1330 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:03,043 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1331 01:06:03,377 --> 01:06:05,129 ♪ My, my, my, baby 1332 01:06:05,463 --> 01:06:06,630 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1333 01:06:06,964 --> 01:06:07,840 Don't ever do it anymore, did you hear me? 1334 01:06:08,174 --> 01:06:09,175 You hear me? 1335 01:06:09,508 --> 01:06:12,970 For that I'm gonna comb your nappy head for you! 1336 01:06:13,304 --> 01:06:13,762 ♪ Only people 1337 01:06:14,096 --> 01:06:16,932 ♪ A hard up year ago 1338 01:06:20,895 --> 01:06:24,398 ♪ To welcome all the joy, y'all 1339 01:06:24,732 --> 01:06:27,485 ♪ With an open soul 1340 01:06:28,486 --> 01:06:31,489 ♪ Looking through the eyes 1341 01:06:31,822 --> 01:06:34,950 ♪ Of a small gentle child 1342 01:06:36,202 --> 01:06:39,663 ♪ It isn't so bad, y'all 1343 01:06:39,997 --> 01:06:42,708 ♪ If it makes a life worth while 1344 01:06:43,042 --> 01:06:44,043 ♪ Ghetto 1345 01:06:44,376 --> 01:06:46,378 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1346 01:06:46,712 --> 01:06:48,005 ♪ Down here where we live, baby 1347 01:06:48,339 --> 01:06:49,924 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1348 01:06:50,257 --> 01:06:51,967 ♪ Down where the streets are milk and honey 1349 01:06:52,301 --> 01:06:54,094 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1350 01:06:54,428 --> 01:06:55,679 ♪ I believe in it 1351 01:06:56,013 --> 01:06:59,183 ♪ Taking a holiday 1352 01:06:59,517 --> 01:07:03,187 ♪ Between fantasy and reality 1353 01:07:03,521 --> 01:07:07,066 ♪ Apart in a small degree 1354 01:07:07,399 --> 01:07:10,945 ♪ Fantasy in one man's eyes, y'all 1355 01:07:11,278 --> 01:07:13,572 ♪ Reality's too plain to see 1356 01:07:13,906 --> 01:07:15,032 ♪ Ghetto 1357 01:07:15,366 --> 01:07:17,576 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1358 01:07:17,910 --> 01:07:19,203 ♪ Down there where they live, baby 1359 01:07:19,537 --> 01:07:21,205 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1360 01:07:21,539 --> 01:07:22,915 ♪ Sometimes I get lonely 1361 01:07:23,249 --> 01:07:26,710 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1362 01:07:27,044 --> 01:07:28,921 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1363 01:07:29,255 --> 01:07:31,090 ♪ See people sleeping on the street 1364 01:07:31,423 --> 01:07:33,008 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1365 01:07:33,342 --> 01:07:35,010 ♪ When I look at the little girls 1366 01:07:35,344 --> 01:07:36,345 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1367 01:07:36,679 --> 01:07:39,139 ♪ Walk around hungry with no shoes on their feet 1368 01:07:39,473 --> 01:07:40,224 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1369 01:07:40,558 --> 01:07:41,976 ♪ Oh Lord 1370 01:07:42,309 --> 01:07:45,145 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1371 01:07:46,230 --> 01:07:49,191 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1372 01:07:50,192 --> 01:07:52,611 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1373 01:07:52,945 --> 01:07:54,154 ♪ Come on baby 1374 01:07:54,488 --> 01:07:56,657 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1375 01:07:56,991 --> 01:07:58,117 ♪ Ghetto 1376 01:07:58,450 --> 01:08:00,327 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1377 01:08:00,661 --> 01:08:01,912 ♪ The ghetto baby 1378 01:08:02,246 --> 01:08:04,164 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1379 01:08:04,498 --> 01:08:05,833 ♪ I wanna tell you about it baby 1380 01:08:06,166 --> 01:08:09,211 ♪ You and I know baby 1381 01:08:09,545 --> 01:08:13,674 ♪ Sometime now the things oughta be 1382 01:08:14,008 --> 01:08:17,595 ♪ Yes you, we're looking for a blessing, child 1383 01:08:17,928 --> 01:08:20,055 ♪ Come down to the ghetto street 1384 01:08:20,389 --> 01:08:21,307 ♪ In the ghetto 1385 01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:24,768 ♪ Here reality and soul, y'all 1386 01:08:25,102 --> 01:08:28,147 ♪ Arrives in us plain to see 1387 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:29,273 ♪ Ghetto 1388 01:08:29,607 --> 01:08:31,442 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1389 01:08:31,775 --> 01:08:33,152 ♪ Oh Ghetto 1390 01:08:33,485 --> 01:08:35,404 ♪ Ghetto street, USA In the ghetto 1391 01:08:35,738 --> 01:08:37,156 ♪ Down, down, down 1392 01:08:37,489 --> 01:08:39,366 ♪ Ghetto street, USA Down here in the ghetto 1393 01:08:39,700 --> 01:08:41,535 ♪ Down down down 1394 01:08:41,869 --> 01:08:42,995 ♪ Down down down 1395 01:08:43,329 --> 01:08:45,164 ♪ But then I feel all right baby 1396 01:08:45,497 --> 01:08:46,915 ♪ Oh baby 1397 01:08:47,249 --> 01:08:49,126 ♪ Down in the ghetto 1398 01:08:49,460 --> 01:08:52,463 ♪ Down in the ghetto 1399 01:08:52,796 --> 01:08:55,215 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1400 01:08:55,549 --> 01:08:56,717 ♪ Yeah yeah 1401 01:08:57,051 --> 01:09:00,054 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1402 01:09:00,387 --> 01:09:04,099 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1403 01:09:04,433 --> 01:09:07,061 ♪ Ghetto street, USA 1404 01:09:07,394 --> 01:09:08,604 Hey Petey! 1405 01:09:08,937 --> 01:09:09,855 Look, I'll call you back, okay? 1406 01:09:10,189 --> 01:09:10,939 Yes, Nell? 1407 01:09:12,232 --> 01:09:14,234 A man came by here looking for you. 1408 01:09:14,568 --> 01:09:15,486 A man? 1409 01:09:15,819 --> 01:09:17,112 What was his name? 1410 01:09:17,446 --> 01:09:18,864 Well he left his card. 1411 01:09:19,198 --> 01:09:22,159 It was right there, I don't know what happened to it. 1412 01:09:22,493 --> 01:09:23,619 Well what did he look like? 1413 01:09:23,952 --> 01:09:25,037 A weirdo. 1414 01:09:25,371 --> 01:09:26,497 Shit, that's all I've been running 1415 01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:28,624 into since I've been in here, is weirdos, 1416 01:09:28,957 --> 01:09:30,250 one after another. 1417 01:09:30,584 --> 01:09:31,877 Well this one was really strange, 1418 01:09:32,211 --> 01:09:33,045 he wouldn't tell me what he wanted. 1419 01:09:33,379 --> 01:09:35,381 Nell, I've got to get my act together 1420 01:09:35,714 --> 01:09:38,092 for the opening, I'm going upstairs and rehearse. 1421 01:09:38,425 --> 01:09:40,052 I don't want to see anyone. 1422 01:09:40,386 --> 01:09:43,347 Well I'll make sure you are not disturbed. 1423 01:09:43,681 --> 01:09:44,139 Thanks Nell. 1424 01:09:44,473 --> 01:09:46,225 [Nell] You're welcome. 1425 01:10:04,368 --> 01:10:07,079 Good afternoon, Petey, there's no need for that. 1426 01:10:07,413 --> 01:10:08,580 It's me. 1427 01:10:08,914 --> 01:10:09,957 Lou. 1428 01:10:10,290 --> 01:10:11,083 Oh Lou. 1429 01:10:11,417 --> 01:10:12,960 How have you been? 1430 01:10:13,293 --> 01:10:15,045 I've been fine, Petey. 1431 01:10:19,883 --> 01:10:22,928 I saw your heroic act today. 1432 01:10:23,262 --> 01:10:24,680 The little boy. 1433 01:10:25,013 --> 01:10:26,181 He was mine you know. 1434 01:10:26,515 --> 01:10:29,560 You shouldn't use that cane so loosely. 1435 01:10:29,893 --> 01:10:32,146 Well it was lying around doing nothing, 1436 01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:34,231 so I thought I would put it to some use. 1437 01:10:34,565 --> 01:10:36,692 You haven't forgotten our deal, have you Petey? 1438 01:10:37,025 --> 01:10:40,320 I've kept up my end of the bargain, now it's your turn. 1439 01:10:40,654 --> 01:10:41,864 I wouldn't miss it for the world. 1440 01:10:42,197 --> 01:10:43,490 I'm looking forward to it. 1441 01:10:43,824 --> 01:10:44,366 Good. 1442 01:10:45,784 --> 01:10:47,995 Then prepare yourself for the wedding. 1443 01:10:48,328 --> 01:10:48,996 Tomorrow. 1444 01:10:49,329 --> 01:10:49,955 Why so soon? 1445 01:10:50,289 --> 01:10:51,999 I came to your aid soon. 1446 01:10:52,332 --> 01:10:54,626 Don't you think one good deed deserves another? 1447 01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:56,587 Where's this wedding gonna take place? 1448 01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:58,547 Down there of course. 1449 01:10:59,882 --> 01:11:02,843 Incidentally, you can give me the cane. 1450 01:11:04,261 --> 01:11:07,055 I need this cane for another day. 1451 01:11:13,479 --> 01:11:14,521 Okay, Petey. 1452 01:11:14,855 --> 01:11:16,815 I suppose it'll be all right. 1453 01:11:17,149 --> 01:11:18,358 Just as long as you don't interfere 1454 01:11:18,692 --> 01:11:19,985 with any of my actions. 1455 01:11:20,319 --> 01:11:21,779 Don't have to worry. 1456 01:11:22,112 --> 01:11:24,072 I won't give you any trouble. 1457 01:11:24,406 --> 01:11:25,324 Very good. 1458 01:11:25,657 --> 01:11:27,910 I'll pick you up tomorrow night about 11:30. 1459 01:11:28,243 --> 01:11:30,329 I'll be waiting, Lou. 1460 01:11:30,662 --> 01:11:31,538 Or should I say Father? 1461 01:11:31,872 --> 01:11:32,998 It doesn't matter! 1462 01:11:33,332 --> 01:11:35,375 Just marry her so I can rest. 1463 01:11:43,008 --> 01:11:44,259 Goodbye, Petey. 1464 01:11:44,593 --> 01:11:45,719 Goodbye, Father. 1465 01:11:47,262 --> 01:11:49,389 (wind howls) 1466 01:11:53,185 --> 01:11:55,604 (phone buzzes) 1467 01:11:55,938 --> 01:11:57,356 Petey, how did that man get in there? 1468 01:11:57,689 --> 01:11:59,316 I've been right here all day. 1469 01:11:59,650 --> 01:12:01,235 Just call Jimmy and get him on the phone, 1470 01:12:01,568 --> 01:12:02,486 I'll explain later. 1471 01:12:02,820 --> 01:12:04,947 Look like the shit is gonna hit the fan. 1472 01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:07,491 Petey, who was that man? 1473 01:12:07,825 --> 01:12:10,828 That's Lucifer, ol' Satan himself. 1474 01:12:11,161 --> 01:12:13,288 (gasps) I knew it! 1475 01:12:13,622 --> 01:12:16,166 I could feel something strange about him. 1476 01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:18,001 Petey, what are you gonna do? 1477 01:12:18,335 --> 01:12:21,421 Nell don't ask so many questions, do as I say. 1478 01:12:21,755 --> 01:12:23,298 Call Jimmy right away. 1479 01:12:24,258 --> 01:12:25,509 Okay, all right. 1480 01:12:26,468 --> 01:12:28,136 Jimmy, I got to find a way 1481 01:12:28,470 --> 01:12:30,305 to keep from marrying this ugly bitch. 1482 01:12:30,639 --> 01:12:32,432 This ho is so ugly she can scare 1483 01:12:32,766 --> 01:12:35,394 a hungry bulldog off the back of a meat truck. 1484 01:12:35,727 --> 01:12:36,311 Call Lucifer up and tell him 1485 01:12:36,645 --> 01:12:39,189 you got the claps and you wanna 1486 01:12:39,523 --> 01:12:41,275 take a few years to clear your system up. 1487 01:12:41,608 --> 01:12:42,901 Man, that's not a few year affair, 1488 01:12:43,235 --> 01:12:45,028 that's only a few day affair. 1489 01:12:45,362 --> 01:12:47,239 Well hell, tell him you got the Alabama claps. 1490 01:12:47,573 --> 01:12:50,659 I got it, Nell, give me the phone. 1491 01:12:50,993 --> 01:12:52,703 But the bitch is still ugly enough 1492 01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:54,913 to break daylight with her fist. 1493 01:12:55,247 --> 01:12:56,290 Now what you fixin' to do? 1494 01:12:56,623 --> 01:12:58,333 I'm gonna call Lucifer. 1495 01:12:58,667 --> 01:13:01,044 No need to call him, he know he got an ugly bitch. 1496 01:13:01,378 --> 01:13:03,505 (phone rings) 1497 01:13:12,055 --> 01:13:13,307 Hello? 1498 01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:14,474 Lou, listen. 1499 01:13:15,726 --> 01:13:17,895 I've got a question to ask you. 1500 01:13:18,228 --> 01:13:20,772 Yes, I'd like to go into meditation before my wedding. 1501 01:13:21,106 --> 01:13:22,399 Meditation? 1502 01:13:22,733 --> 01:13:25,277 What do you mean meditation? 1503 01:13:25,611 --> 01:13:29,656 Well my father was a guru and he said to me 1504 01:13:29,990 --> 01:13:32,701 "Son, my only son," says "it would be nice 1505 01:13:33,035 --> 01:13:36,747 "if you would meditate before your wedding." 1506 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:38,415 Do you have to? 1507 01:13:38,749 --> 01:13:41,668 Yes, old Father would like it, Lou. 1508 01:13:42,002 --> 01:13:42,753 Very well. 1509 01:13:43,879 --> 01:13:45,547 Just as long as you are there. 1510 01:13:45,881 --> 01:13:47,341 I'll be there, but Lou, 1511 01:13:47,674 --> 01:13:50,552 remember I'll be in deep meditation. 1512 01:13:50,886 --> 01:13:51,637 Bye, Father. 1513 01:13:59,645 --> 01:14:00,979 Meditation? 1514 01:14:01,313 --> 01:14:03,899 Man, you don't know about no damn meditation! 1515 01:14:04,232 --> 01:14:04,858 [Petey] Jimmy, you know you used 1516 01:14:05,192 --> 01:14:06,360 to be good at making things. 1517 01:14:06,693 --> 01:14:07,653 Yeah, so what's that mean? 1518 01:14:07,986 --> 01:14:10,489 I want you to make a mask that looks like me. 1519 01:14:10,822 --> 01:14:12,783 And we'll go and get a wino 1520 01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:15,410 and we'll dope that sucker up not with wine, 1521 01:14:15,744 --> 01:14:17,037 but with the heavy shit. 1522 01:14:17,371 --> 01:14:18,455 We'll put that mask on him and 1523 01:14:18,789 --> 01:14:21,416 when Lou comes to pick me up we'll let him take him. 1524 01:14:21,750 --> 01:14:23,627 And by the time he find out it ain't me, 1525 01:14:23,961 --> 01:14:26,171 we'll be all the way across country. 1526 01:14:26,505 --> 01:14:28,006 Now where are you gonna find a wino? 1527 01:14:28,340 --> 01:14:29,883 Down at the Dewdrop Inn. 1528 01:14:30,217 --> 01:14:34,179 If you go down there dressed like that you'll drop in. 1529 01:14:39,601 --> 01:14:41,853 (jazzy music) 1530 01:14:47,609 --> 01:14:49,403 [Petey] There one is over there, Jimmy. 1531 01:14:49,736 --> 01:14:50,445 [Jimmy] Where? 1532 01:14:50,779 --> 01:14:51,530 [Petey] You see him right there. 1533 01:14:51,863 --> 01:14:52,698 Man look at that asshole, 1534 01:14:53,031 --> 01:14:54,241 don't you know he too fat? 1535 01:14:54,574 --> 01:14:57,202 You right, he is all butt and gut, but he'll do. 1536 01:14:57,536 --> 01:14:58,620 Let's dope up that son of a gun 1537 01:14:58,954 --> 01:15:00,205 and carry him to ol' Lou. 1538 01:15:00,539 --> 01:15:04,584 Well give me the shit then, let me get him ready. 1539 01:15:04,918 --> 01:15:05,961 When I get him set up, I want y'all 1540 01:15:06,294 --> 01:15:07,462 to come right out there soon as I get him 1541 01:15:07,796 --> 01:15:09,423 to turn around and do it to him, you hear? 1542 01:15:09,756 --> 01:15:10,465 Get him ready. 1543 01:15:27,983 --> 01:15:29,359 What's happening, Uncle Jake? 1544 01:15:29,693 --> 01:15:31,111 I haven't seen you in three years. 1545 01:15:31,445 --> 01:15:32,487 Man I've been back in town a week, 1546 01:15:32,821 --> 01:15:33,655 I've been looking for, where you been? 1547 01:15:33,989 --> 01:15:35,949 I'm not your Uncle Jake! 1548 01:15:38,952 --> 01:15:40,912 You'll be my uncle now, you fat rascal, 1549 01:15:41,246 --> 01:15:44,291 you and anything else I want you to be. 1550 01:15:57,012 --> 01:15:59,639 [Ted] Damn, looks just like Petey! 1551 01:15:59,973 --> 01:16:01,641 How long will this mask last, Jimmy? 1552 01:16:01,975 --> 01:16:02,934 At least a couple days. 1553 01:16:03,268 --> 01:16:04,144 [Petey] Good. 1554 01:16:04,478 --> 01:16:06,354 I'll tell my Father not to disturb 1555 01:16:06,688 --> 01:16:08,565 my meditation for a couple of weeks. 1556 01:16:08,899 --> 01:16:10,484 What about y'alls honeymoon? 1557 01:16:10,817 --> 01:16:11,902 Yeah, suppose the ugly broad 1558 01:16:12,235 --> 01:16:13,487 want some and she started playing 1559 01:16:13,820 --> 01:16:15,989 around with that damn wino and nothing happens? 1560 01:16:16,323 --> 01:16:17,532 Then she'll know how I feel. 1561 01:16:17,866 --> 01:16:18,825 (laughing) 1562 01:16:19,159 --> 01:16:21,453 Don't worry, don't worry. 1563 01:16:21,787 --> 01:16:23,497 She will never know the difference. 1564 01:16:23,830 --> 01:16:25,373 But Petey, suppose Lucifer finds out 1565 01:16:25,707 --> 01:16:28,335 we done crossed him, man you know the shit's gonna fly. 1566 01:16:28,668 --> 01:16:30,504 Listen, I'd rather for the shit to fly 1567 01:16:30,837 --> 01:16:33,381 than for me to have to marry that ugly bitch. 1568 01:16:33,715 --> 01:16:35,634 But you know that weird dude don't take no shit. 1569 01:16:35,967 --> 01:16:37,803 Just remember one thing. 1570 01:16:38,136 --> 01:16:39,012 What's that? 1571 01:16:39,346 --> 01:16:41,014 I've got his cane and that makes 1572 01:16:41,348 --> 01:16:43,475 me just as powerful as he. 1573 01:16:43,809 --> 01:16:44,851 There it is, it's finished. 1574 01:16:45,185 --> 01:16:49,106 All right, let's put it on the wino and see how it fits. 1575 01:16:52,734 --> 01:16:55,695 (comical percussion) 1576 01:16:56,822 --> 01:17:00,200 Well Petey, there you lay and here you stand. 1577 01:17:00,534 --> 01:17:01,576 But if ol' Lucifer find out, 1578 01:17:01,910 --> 01:17:03,662 I'm gonna tell you there'll be some shit in the sand. 1579 01:17:03,995 --> 01:17:04,996 It's weird. 1580 01:17:05,330 --> 01:17:06,665 Petey, he looks just like you. 1581 01:17:06,998 --> 01:17:09,543 Well kiss my Aunt Rhoda's ass. 1582 01:17:09,876 --> 01:17:11,670 (mumbles) resemble me. 1583 01:17:12,003 --> 01:17:13,630 I tell you what we do, call my Father 1584 01:17:13,964 --> 01:17:16,550 and tell him that I am ready to be picked up. 1585 01:17:16,883 --> 01:17:18,635 Where am I supposed to sleep tonight? 1586 01:17:18,969 --> 01:17:20,804 Baby, stay here, ain't nothing but a wino, 1587 01:17:21,138 --> 01:17:22,556 he'll be out for two, three days. 1588 01:17:22,889 --> 01:17:24,975 Petey, I'm not staying here with no derelict. 1589 01:17:25,308 --> 01:17:26,518 I'll tell you what, we'll rent 1590 01:17:26,852 --> 01:17:27,519 a motel room for the night. 1591 01:17:27,853 --> 01:17:28,520 Good. 1592 01:17:28,854 --> 01:17:29,729 Petey, I still think you oughta 1593 01:17:30,063 --> 01:17:31,523 marry the ugly old rascal and figure how to 1594 01:17:31,857 --> 01:17:33,608 get you a divorce when you get down in hell. 1595 01:17:33,942 --> 01:17:35,694 Don't worry about it, it'll work. 1596 01:17:36,027 --> 01:17:39,906 Let's cover the wino up and get the hell outta here. 1597 01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:42,534 (funk music) 1598 01:18:05,015 --> 01:18:08,351 Damn, time sure is going slow, it's only three o'clock. 1599 01:18:08,685 --> 01:18:09,769 I wish we could get this shit over with, 1600 01:18:10,103 --> 01:18:11,229 this is worrying the hell out of me. 1601 01:18:11,563 --> 01:18:14,649 Why, why did you have to meet him 1602 01:18:14,983 --> 01:18:17,152 here in my place man?! 1603 01:18:17,485 --> 01:18:19,779 Oh Petey, I'm so scared. 1604 01:18:20,113 --> 01:18:21,323 I mean what if something goes wrong? 1605 01:18:21,656 --> 01:18:23,825 We may never see each other again. 1606 01:18:24,159 --> 01:18:26,578 Now don't worry about it. 1607 01:18:26,912 --> 01:18:28,663 Everything's gonna be all right, baby. 1608 01:18:28,997 --> 01:18:30,999 (funk music) 1609 01:18:34,419 --> 01:18:37,714 (gasps) Petey, it's him. 1610 01:18:38,048 --> 01:18:39,090 [Steve] Uh oh! 1611 01:18:39,424 --> 01:18:40,592 Don't worry about it. 1612 01:18:40,926 --> 01:18:42,344 Everybody just smile. 1613 01:18:46,848 --> 01:18:49,726 Good afternoon, Petey and friends. 1614 01:18:53,188 --> 01:18:55,148 Good afternoon, Father. 1615 01:18:56,483 --> 01:18:59,736 Ah, Petey, I feel great, just great! 1616 01:19:00,070 --> 01:19:01,655 Father, why are you here so soon? 1617 01:19:01,988 --> 01:19:02,822 I thought you were coming down 1618 01:19:03,156 --> 01:19:04,157 about 11 o'clock tonight? 1619 01:19:04,491 --> 01:19:07,244 Oh Petey, I came by to give you a pre-wedding gift. 1620 01:19:07,577 --> 01:19:10,789 If your friends will excuse you for awhile. 1621 01:19:12,457 --> 01:19:15,585 I'm going away with my Father for a little while. 1622 01:19:15,919 --> 01:19:17,629 I want y'all to take care of the fort. 1623 01:19:17,963 --> 01:19:19,047 Can you dig it? 1624 01:19:19,381 --> 01:19:19,923 Father! 1625 01:19:21,633 --> 01:19:23,927 I hope I'll see you later. 1626 01:19:26,179 --> 01:19:29,057 Wait a minute, man, where in the hell are we going? 1627 01:19:29,391 --> 01:19:31,184 My, you're quite edgy. 1628 01:19:31,518 --> 01:19:33,019 Pre-wedding jitters, I suppose. 1629 01:19:33,353 --> 01:19:35,105 I wanna know about this gift you've been telling me about. 1630 01:19:35,438 --> 01:19:36,481 It's just up the street, Petey. 1631 01:19:36,815 --> 01:19:37,440 Come along! 1632 01:19:39,067 --> 01:19:40,652 Man, if you've got to run for it 1633 01:19:40,986 --> 01:19:42,570 it must be a groovy situation. 1634 01:19:42,904 --> 01:19:43,947 That's the spirit! 1635 01:19:44,281 --> 01:19:45,240 (laughing) 1636 01:19:45,573 --> 01:19:47,826 (funk music) 1637 01:20:02,215 --> 01:20:04,634 Oh Father, why you bringing me here? 1638 01:20:04,968 --> 01:20:08,179 Look like this place been closed for years. 1639 01:20:09,222 --> 01:20:11,599 (clattering) 1640 01:20:14,853 --> 01:20:15,895 Enter, my son. 1641 01:20:17,856 --> 01:20:19,357 Go go go go. 1642 01:20:19,691 --> 01:20:20,650 Hmmm? (laughing) 1643 01:20:20,984 --> 01:20:22,861 Come on, that's the spirit. 1644 01:20:23,194 --> 01:20:25,739 (growling) 1645 01:20:26,072 --> 01:20:27,782 (yelling) 1646 01:20:29,367 --> 01:20:30,785 Back, back! 1647 01:20:31,119 --> 01:20:31,953 Back back back! 1648 01:20:34,122 --> 01:20:35,332 Damn, father! 1649 01:20:36,624 --> 01:20:38,043 You having trouble trying to find 1650 01:20:38,376 --> 01:20:39,753 a husband for your daughter. 1651 01:20:40,086 --> 01:20:42,839 You ain't gonna never find a wife for your son. 1652 01:20:43,173 --> 01:20:45,133 That's not my son. 1653 01:20:45,467 --> 01:20:48,219 Your very own bachelor party, Petey. 1654 01:20:51,598 --> 01:20:55,185 [Petey] Father, there's no one here but us. 1655 01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:58,271 But father! 1656 01:21:00,815 --> 01:21:02,776 How in the world? 1657 01:21:03,109 --> 01:21:05,570 [Lucifer] When I was young, I always wanted one. 1658 01:21:05,904 --> 01:21:06,946 Never did though. 1659 01:21:13,119 --> 01:21:15,163 (twinkling) 1660 01:21:24,464 --> 01:21:25,757 Have fun, Petey. 1661 01:21:31,054 --> 01:21:31,971 Petey. 1662 01:21:32,972 --> 01:21:33,890 Petey. 1663 01:21:35,058 --> 01:21:36,434 Petey. 1664 01:21:36,768 --> 01:21:38,228 He's indeed strong. 1665 01:21:43,691 --> 01:21:45,819 (laughing) 1666 01:21:46,152 --> 01:21:48,196 (funk music) 1667 01:21:54,411 --> 01:21:56,496 (yelling) 1668 01:21:58,498 --> 01:22:00,667 (laughing) 1669 01:22:14,013 --> 01:22:16,224 (laughing) 1670 01:22:32,407 --> 01:22:35,869 I'll never forget this raggedy old shack. 1671 01:22:36,202 --> 01:22:39,122 If I ever get a chance I'll damn sure come back. 1672 01:22:39,456 --> 01:22:42,125 A gift from my Father that's against the law, 1673 01:22:42,459 --> 01:22:46,421 but you girls will always remember ol' Petey Wheatstraw! 1674 01:22:48,256 --> 01:22:51,134 (maniacal laughter) 1675 01:22:55,096 --> 01:22:55,972 Where in the hell is Petey? 1676 01:22:56,306 --> 01:22:57,891 He should've been here hours ago. 1677 01:22:58,224 --> 01:22:59,392 What time is it, Jimmy? 1678 01:22:59,726 --> 01:23:00,852 It's almost 11 o'clock, Nell. 1679 01:23:01,186 --> 01:23:04,063 I'm supposed to be calling the man in a few minutes. 1680 01:23:04,397 --> 01:23:06,357 Petey, where in the hell have you been? 1681 01:23:06,691 --> 01:23:08,109 Supposed to being pick you up in a few minutes. 1682 01:23:08,443 --> 01:23:10,987 Partying hardy, is everything ready? 1683 01:23:11,321 --> 01:23:12,572 Take a look at yourself. 1684 01:23:12,906 --> 01:23:14,324 Good, when they come to pick me up 1685 01:23:14,657 --> 01:23:17,202 I want y'all to act very sad that I'm leaving. 1686 01:23:17,535 --> 01:23:19,871 And when they leave, let's meet over at Nell's place. 1687 01:23:20,205 --> 01:23:21,498 Okay. 1688 01:23:21,831 --> 01:23:23,750 Hey hey, they're here, they coming in right now! 1689 01:23:24,083 --> 01:23:25,043 The time has arrived. 1690 01:23:25,376 --> 01:23:27,003 [Nell] Oh Petey. 1691 01:23:27,337 --> 01:23:29,672 (ominous music) 1692 01:23:32,884 --> 01:23:35,970 Petey Wheatstraw must come with us. 1693 01:23:36,304 --> 01:23:38,264 [Jimmy] He's waiting, sir. 1694 01:23:38,598 --> 01:23:40,558 But be very careful with him because 1695 01:23:40,892 --> 01:23:44,437 you do not want to disturb his deep meditation. 1696 01:23:44,771 --> 01:23:48,399 Goodbye, Petey, we're gonna miss you so much! 1697 01:23:53,279 --> 01:23:56,449 (tires pealing) 1698 01:23:56,783 --> 01:23:58,868 (groaning) 1699 01:24:01,621 --> 01:24:02,205 (growling) 1700 01:24:02,539 --> 01:24:04,290 (gasps) 1701 01:24:17,762 --> 01:24:21,307 (peeling sound) 1702 01:24:25,895 --> 01:24:28,231 (screaming) 1703 01:24:28,565 --> 01:24:30,608 (brakes squeal) 1704 01:24:30,942 --> 01:24:33,027 (screaming) 1705 01:24:33,361 --> 01:24:36,364 ("Here Comes The Bride") 1706 01:24:39,284 --> 01:24:40,410 We've been had, 1707 01:24:42,203 --> 01:24:43,121 my dear. 1708 01:24:53,965 --> 01:24:57,093 (high-pitched screaming) 1709 01:25:03,182 --> 01:25:05,977 (ominous rumbling) 1710 01:25:58,696 --> 01:26:01,115 (eerie tones) 1711 01:26:05,411 --> 01:26:08,164 (grunting) 1712 01:26:08,498 --> 01:26:11,334 (speaking gibberish) 1713 01:26:24,472 --> 01:26:26,015 How could he do that? 1714 01:26:28,685 --> 01:26:31,354 Of course, he still has that cane. 1715 01:26:35,358 --> 01:26:38,152 Get that cane and bring that wretched 1716 01:26:38,486 --> 01:26:40,154 Petey Wheatstraw to me! 1717 01:26:40,488 --> 01:26:41,197 I knew it, I knew it, Petey, 1718 01:26:41,531 --> 01:26:42,615 I told you it wasn't gonna work! 1719 01:26:42,949 --> 01:26:44,450 Oh my apartment must be a wreck! 1720 01:26:44,784 --> 01:26:45,910 Petey, maybe you should've married her. 1721 01:26:46,244 --> 01:26:47,662 Nell, you got be sick! 1722 01:26:47,995 --> 01:26:49,247 (growling) 1723 01:26:49,580 --> 01:26:51,499 (screaming) 1724 01:26:55,837 --> 01:26:58,256 (funk music) 1725 01:27:14,147 --> 01:27:16,190 (screaming) 1726 01:27:43,259 --> 01:27:45,344 (growling) 1727 01:27:45,678 --> 01:27:47,805 (eerie tones) 1728 01:27:58,107 --> 01:28:00,109 Petey, Petey, I told you it wouldn't work! 1729 01:28:00,443 --> 01:28:02,987 They're out to get me, I don't know what we gonna do! 1730 01:28:03,321 --> 01:28:04,697 Oh Petey, they were horrible! 1731 01:28:05,031 --> 01:28:06,199 Shit, I was scared to death! 1732 01:28:06,532 --> 01:28:08,367 The cane is the strength, as long as 1733 01:28:08,701 --> 01:28:11,579 we can keep it, we have nothing to fear! 1734 01:28:11,913 --> 01:28:13,664 Then what we supposed to do, live together forever? 1735 01:28:13,998 --> 01:28:15,792 The cane, we can keep it until 1736 01:28:16,125 --> 01:28:18,002 we can get out of town, it will protect us. 1737 01:28:18,336 --> 01:28:20,588 Let's make it, we gonna catch the first thing smoking. 1738 01:28:20,922 --> 01:28:24,300 I have been made a complete fool of. 1739 01:28:24,634 --> 01:28:27,553 Now retribution is due Petey Wheatstraw. 1740 01:28:28,846 --> 01:28:31,140 Bring the dirty dog to me! 1741 01:28:32,391 --> 01:28:33,810 I'll fix his ass! 1742 01:28:35,478 --> 01:28:37,188 (growling) 1743 01:28:37,522 --> 01:28:39,649 You are my chosen disciples. 1744 01:28:43,528 --> 01:28:45,488 The prides of my kingdom. 1745 01:28:48,616 --> 01:28:49,283 Now go... 1746 01:28:50,743 --> 01:28:53,412 and bring Petey Wheatstraw to me. 1747 01:28:53,746 --> 01:28:55,790 (growling) 1748 01:29:04,048 --> 01:29:05,341 Can we all please hurry up, we late, 1749 01:29:05,675 --> 01:29:07,134 we gotta catch the damn plane! 1750 01:29:07,468 --> 01:29:08,845 Jimmy, we're hurrying as fast as we can, 1751 01:29:09,178 --> 01:29:10,680 Petey, what about my apartment and all my things? 1752 01:29:11,013 --> 01:29:12,390 To hell with this apartment! 1753 01:29:12,723 --> 01:29:14,976 We've got to make it, let's get out of here! 1754 01:29:15,309 --> 01:29:16,435 (screaming) 1755 01:29:16,769 --> 01:29:19,522 (yelling gibberish) 1756 01:29:21,440 --> 01:29:25,152 (men grunting and groaning) 1757 01:29:32,159 --> 01:29:33,411 Petey, look out! 1758 01:29:35,204 --> 01:29:37,915 (groaning) 1759 01:29:38,249 --> 01:29:41,586 (men grunting and groaning) 1760 01:29:54,473 --> 01:29:55,099 Ted! 1761 01:30:04,817 --> 01:30:06,402 Petey, let's get the hell outta here! 1762 01:30:06,736 --> 01:30:09,113 (eerie tones) 1763 01:30:15,536 --> 01:30:16,287 What's going on? 1764 01:30:16,621 --> 01:30:19,123 (Nell yelling) 1765 01:30:21,083 --> 01:30:21,709 Come on here, you ol-- 1766 01:30:22,043 --> 01:30:23,002 Petey, wait! 1767 01:30:26,464 --> 01:30:27,048 Forget that stuff, Nell! 1768 01:30:27,381 --> 01:30:28,215 I gotta get my stuff. 1769 01:30:28,549 --> 01:30:29,008 - Come on! - [Nell] It costs money! 1770 01:30:29,342 --> 01:30:29,800 Dammit! 1771 01:30:30,134 --> 01:30:32,386 (funk music) 1772 01:30:33,721 --> 01:30:34,972 [Nell] Petey! 1773 01:30:35,306 --> 01:30:35,932 Jimmy, wait! 1774 01:30:36,265 --> 01:30:37,058 Can't wait, come on! 1775 01:30:37,391 --> 01:30:39,101 I'm trying, I'm outta breath! 1776 01:30:39,435 --> 01:30:41,812 Come on and sit down for a minute and rest. 1777 01:30:42,146 --> 01:30:44,273 Petey, what's happening? 1778 01:30:44,607 --> 01:30:45,483 Now we gotta do something. 1779 01:30:45,816 --> 01:30:47,610 (growling) 1780 01:30:49,987 --> 01:30:52,531 (grunting and groaning) 1781 01:30:52,865 --> 01:30:54,200 Oh my God! 1782 01:30:54,533 --> 01:30:55,576 Oh damn, Petey! 1783 01:31:19,850 --> 01:31:21,352 [Lucifer] Petey Wheatstraw! 1784 01:31:21,686 --> 01:31:23,562 (tense music) 1785 01:31:23,896 --> 01:31:27,525 Stop fighting at once, or the woman dies! 1786 01:31:27,858 --> 01:31:28,651 Petey! 1787 01:31:29,610 --> 01:31:31,237 Petey, please help me! 1788 01:31:33,447 --> 01:31:36,283 [Lucifer] Bargain time again, Petey! 1789 01:31:36,617 --> 01:31:37,618 Come on, y'all. 1790 01:31:37,952 --> 01:31:39,328 Just you, Petey! 1791 01:31:41,247 --> 01:31:43,416 And bring my cane with you! 1792 01:31:45,501 --> 01:31:48,504 Jimmy, go and get your car. 1793 01:31:48,838 --> 01:31:50,006 Park it out front. 1794 01:31:50,339 --> 01:31:52,174 I'll be down in a minute. 1795 01:31:57,471 --> 01:32:00,474 (dramatic trumpet riff) 1796 01:32:10,317 --> 01:32:12,486 (funky riff) 1797 01:32:13,738 --> 01:32:16,615 (suspenseful music) 1798 01:32:22,788 --> 01:32:26,417 I trusted you, Petey Wheatstraw. 1799 01:32:26,751 --> 01:32:28,836 And you made a fool of me. 1800 01:32:30,838 --> 01:32:33,299 I could kill you, Petey! 1801 01:32:33,632 --> 01:32:34,675 And feel nothing. 1802 01:32:36,135 --> 01:32:38,637 But I have a better idea. 1803 01:32:38,971 --> 01:32:42,391 You will marry my daughter and I will see to it 1804 01:32:42,725 --> 01:32:46,479 that she makes every breath you draw a prayer for death! 1805 01:32:46,812 --> 01:32:47,646 Forever! 1806 01:32:47,980 --> 01:32:49,356 What about Nell? 1807 01:32:50,649 --> 01:32:53,194 I have no use for her, she may go. 1808 01:32:58,491 --> 01:32:59,158 Seize him! 1809 01:33:00,076 --> 01:33:02,870 (upbeat funk music) 1810 01:33:03,204 --> 01:33:06,540 (men grunting and groaning) 1811 01:33:28,145 --> 01:33:29,480 Bind him! 1812 01:33:29,814 --> 01:33:31,524 Hold him, you idiots! 1813 01:33:39,782 --> 01:33:40,741 Nell, where the hell is Petey? 1814 01:33:41,075 --> 01:33:42,660 They still got him up there. 1815 01:33:42,993 --> 01:33:44,537 Jimmy, you gotta do something, now we gotta help him, 1816 01:33:44,870 --> 01:33:45,996 we gotta go up there or something. 1817 01:33:46,330 --> 01:33:47,206 I'm not going up there. 1818 01:33:47,540 --> 01:33:48,207 He told me stay in the car, 1819 01:33:48,541 --> 01:33:50,709 I'm not going up there Nell, no. 1820 01:33:51,043 --> 01:33:52,461 [Lucifer] Hold him! 1821 01:33:56,841 --> 01:34:00,511 (men grunting and groaning) 1822 01:34:06,809 --> 01:34:09,061 (eerie tones) 1823 01:34:18,571 --> 01:34:19,155 Jimmy. 1824 01:34:19,488 --> 01:34:20,030 What? 1825 01:34:21,448 --> 01:34:22,616 Can you take me home for a minute? 1826 01:34:22,950 --> 01:34:23,868 Hell no! 1827 01:34:24,201 --> 01:34:25,369 Jimmy, look, I gotta get my money, 1828 01:34:25,703 --> 01:34:27,079 I gotta get my makeup, my underwear, 1829 01:34:27,413 --> 01:34:28,247 I need my things! 1830 01:34:28,581 --> 01:34:29,582 No, no! 1831 01:34:29,915 --> 01:34:31,041 I'm not going nowhere, I'm sitting right 1832 01:34:31,375 --> 01:34:32,877 here 'till Petey come. 1833 01:34:33,210 --> 01:34:34,170 [Ted] Oh Jimmy, it's just right 1834 01:34:34,503 --> 01:34:35,921 up the street, we'll make it back in time. 1835 01:34:36,255 --> 01:34:38,757 - Aw shit, Ted! - [Nell] Please Jimmy, please! 1836 01:34:39,091 --> 01:34:39,633 Okay. 1837 01:34:47,349 --> 01:34:49,852 (eerie tones) 1838 01:34:50,936 --> 01:34:54,023 (deep rumbling noise) 1839 01:35:06,785 --> 01:35:07,411 Petey! 1840 01:35:07,745 --> 01:35:08,370 Petey! 1841 01:35:08,704 --> 01:35:10,164 Petey, it's me, wait! 1842 01:35:10,497 --> 01:35:12,583 Wait, Petey, we're friends. 1843 01:35:13,959 --> 01:35:15,502 I trusted you, Petey. 1844 01:35:16,795 --> 01:35:18,714 You must trust me! 1845 01:35:19,048 --> 01:35:20,674 You can't trust the Devil! 1846 01:35:21,008 --> 01:35:22,885 Any fool knows that! 1847 01:35:23,219 --> 01:35:24,678 Daniel Webster tricked you 1848 01:35:25,012 --> 01:35:27,014 and you still brought your little ass back. 1849 01:35:27,348 --> 01:35:28,682 This time it's over! 1850 01:35:29,934 --> 01:35:31,769 No more heartache and pain. 1851 01:35:32,102 --> 01:35:33,938 I'm gonna destroy your ass! 1852 01:35:34,939 --> 01:35:37,691 With your own walking cane. 1853 01:35:38,025 --> 01:35:38,776 No, Petey! 1854 01:35:42,571 --> 01:35:43,822 No, Petey, no, no! 1855 01:35:46,825 --> 01:35:47,493 No! 1856 01:35:48,786 --> 01:35:49,453 No! 1857 01:35:50,621 --> 01:35:52,915 (screaming) 1858 01:35:53,999 --> 01:35:55,084 No! 1859 01:35:55,417 --> 01:35:56,585 No! 1860 01:35:56,919 --> 01:35:58,837 (screaming) 1861 01:36:03,509 --> 01:36:05,803 (screaming) 1862 01:36:09,348 --> 01:36:10,724 (fire crackling) 1863 01:36:11,058 --> 01:36:12,977 (screaming) 1864 01:36:19,942 --> 01:36:22,611 ("Funeral March") 1865 01:36:42,339 --> 01:36:44,550 (laughing) 1866 01:36:49,346 --> 01:36:51,140 [Nell] There he is, there he is, there's Petey! 1867 01:36:51,473 --> 01:36:52,433 [Jimmy] Yeah I knew it, I told you 1868 01:36:52,766 --> 01:36:53,392 we shouldn't have left in the first place. 1869 01:36:53,726 --> 01:36:54,518 Where's he going?! 1870 01:36:54,852 --> 01:36:56,353 It's over, it's over! 1871 01:36:56,687 --> 01:36:58,522 - He mistook that as my car! - [Nell] Oh Jimmy, that's him! 1872 01:36:58,856 --> 01:36:59,440 Who?! 1873 01:36:59,773 --> 01:37:01,692 I killed the Devil, he's dead! 1874 01:37:02,026 --> 01:37:04,486 That's the spirit, my son! 1875 01:37:04,820 --> 01:37:06,405 (ominous music) 1876 01:37:06,739 --> 01:37:07,573 No, Petey, no! 1877 01:37:07,906 --> 01:37:08,699 This door's locked, I can't get-- 1878 01:37:09,033 --> 01:37:09,950 - It won't open! - [Jimmy] Petey! 1879 01:37:10,284 --> 01:37:11,827 How you been, Petey? 1880 01:37:13,495 --> 01:37:15,164 Didn't think you'd ever see us again, huh Petey? 1881 01:37:15,497 --> 01:37:17,750 Now you may kiss the bride! 1882 01:37:19,835 --> 01:37:23,088 (maniacal laughter) 1883 01:37:23,422 --> 01:37:24,506 (screaming) 1884 01:37:24,840 --> 01:37:27,593 (maniacal laughter) 1885 01:37:29,053 --> 01:37:31,096 (screaming) 1886 01:37:32,056 --> 01:37:34,433 (funk music) 1887 01:37:38,145 --> 01:37:40,689 ♪ I'll tell you the story 1888 01:37:41,023 --> 01:37:44,193 ♪ About the brave man and the storm 1889 01:37:44,526 --> 01:37:46,945 ♪ Heavy now his glory 1890 01:37:47,279 --> 01:37:50,949 ♪ For a brother was born 1891 01:37:51,283 --> 01:37:53,702 ♪ He met a man as a boy 1892 01:37:54,036 --> 01:37:57,039 ♪ Who taught him how there was no toil 1893 01:37:57,373 --> 01:37:59,708 ♪ Taught him how to get around 1894 01:38:00,042 --> 01:38:02,503 ♪ All the snakes that he rolled around 1895 01:38:02,836 --> 01:38:04,004 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 1896 01:38:04,338 --> 01:38:05,631 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 1897 01:38:05,964 --> 01:38:07,007 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 1898 01:38:07,341 --> 01:38:08,842 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 1899 01:38:09,176 --> 01:38:10,427 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 1900 01:38:10,761 --> 01:38:11,804 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 1901 01:38:12,137 --> 01:38:15,933 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, the devil's son-in-law 1902 01:38:16,266 --> 01:38:19,019 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw, he's no boy 1903 01:38:19,353 --> 01:38:22,022 ♪ King of comedy, a superstar 1904 01:38:22,356 --> 01:38:25,275 ♪ The world's a stage in which he plays 1905 01:38:25,609 --> 01:38:28,946 ♪ Living and loving is his only game 1906 01:38:29,279 --> 01:38:31,990 ♪ Women they fall at his feet 1907 01:38:32,324 --> 01:38:35,160 ♪ While men fear him out there in the street 1908 01:38:35,494 --> 01:38:37,955 ♪ His name brings terror to all of those 1909 01:38:38,288 --> 01:38:41,041 ♪ Who tried to cross him once before 1910 01:38:41,375 --> 01:38:42,334 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 1911 01:38:42,668 --> 01:38:43,752 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 1912 01:38:44,086 --> 01:38:45,254 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 1913 01:38:45,587 --> 01:38:47,005 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 1914 01:38:47,339 --> 01:38:48,465 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 1915 01:38:48,799 --> 01:38:50,884 ♪ Petey Wheatstraw 1916 01:38:51,218 --> 01:38:54,138 ♪ The devil's son-in-law 1917 01:38:54,471 --> 01:38:56,932 ♪ Leroy's killing, they're in a spot 1918 01:38:57,266 --> 01:39:00,561 ♪ The fire burned him and it's really hot 1919 01:39:00,894 --> 01:39:03,230 ♪ They tried to pass the ball 1920 01:39:03,564 --> 01:39:07,860 ♪ To Petey, Petey, Petey Wheatstraw 1921 01:39:08,193 --> 01:39:10,279 ♪ Then things are going well for Petey 1922 01:39:10,612 --> 01:39:13,282 ♪ As the devil's right hand man 1923 01:39:13,615 --> 01:39:17,494 ♪ Til the day 132680