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-Man, hey, Snoop,
I'll tell you what,

I think Peacock is really
happy about the show, man,

I heard a rumor
it trying to send us to Tokyo

for the Winter Olympics.
True story.

-Nah, nah, Kev.

The Winter Olympics
is in Beijing.

-In Beijing?
-Yeah.

-Well, they might not be
as happy as I thought.

Maybe they're trying
to get rid of us, then.

-[ Chuckles ]

**

**

**

-Welcome to
"Olympic Highlights".

I'm Kevin Hart.

-And I'm Snoop
"D" "O" double-"G".

Hey, you know, Kev, we've been
watching a lot of sports

and we're learning that not all
Olympians are elite athletes.

-That's very true, Snoop.
You know,

some are runners, I mean,
some athletes are jumpers

and Dominican relief pitcher
Jose "Jumbo" Diaz,

he's what I like
to call a sitter.

Take a look at how he came out
in the eighth inning.

-A sitter, huh?
-Mm-hmmm.

-Well, he's a big guy.
-Yeah.

-Jose Diaz...

-Brought his ass out there

in the motherfucking
baseball glove couch.

This motherfucker's built like
a brick shit house.

Look at him!
-[ Laughs ]

-That mo-- Bring that shit back,
let me see

how he trot off that
motherfucking couch.

[ Laughs ]

-Oh, yeah your UPS --
your UPS package is here.

Where it's at? It's at the
front. I'm-a go get it.

Watch out, dog.
-Watch out.

Watch out, I got it, I got it, I
got it for you.

-Ah!
-Ahhh.

As always, Snoop, you know we
like to kick off our show

spotlighting some of
our favorite gold medal moments.

Before we get into
"Tokyo Bling",

I want to bring notice

to this amazing piece of bling
that I have on.

Uncle gave me a gift -- can
y'all punch in a little bit?

It's a little wavy chain.

-Yeah, a little wavy chain
representing Tokyo

because Kevin was on time
this morning.

You know, he was on time
as far as I'm concerned.

So I had to give him a gift

to let him know
that I appreciated him

for being on time
and being so studious today.

-Fine, you want to bring it up?

I was late.
I was late this morning.

There it is, Snoop Cat's
out of the bag,

since you want to throw me
under the bus.

I was out drinking last night

and I tied one on
and I was late to work.

Everybody around here been
judging me since I got here.

You've been judging me.
OK, it's over. I was late.

-You know what I heard, though?

I heard the key line
that you said --

"I work for me."
-Yeah, well --

-I like that line. Give me some.
Give me some.

That's a bold line.
-Let's get into the show, man.

It's time to get in
the "Tokyo Bling".

**

-Let's start in
women's gymnastics,

where US gymnast
Sunisa Lee won gold

in the individual
all-around competition.

-Shout out to Sunisa.
-Shout out.

-Look at her. Watch her go.

-Huh?

She say,
"Don't give me the stage."

-And she filled in for Simone,
right?

-Don't give me the stage
because I'm-a step up

and I'm-a step out.
-Didn't you say that?

-I said -- What did I say?

-You said that.
-I said that.

-You said that, don't worry
about her not being there.

This is a chance for
the next person to step up

and to capture that gold.

-I didn't want to say
that I said it,

but I'm glad that you said that
I said it.

-It's on -- It's documented.
-I said it.

I said that. Sunisa Lee
stepped up and stepped out.

She said, "Don't give me
an opportunity,

because I'm-a take the salt and
I'm-a sprinkle it on

the chicken like this,
and I'm ready to eat.

-Now, how about that?
And she ate.

-How about that, man?
-And she ate.

-How about that?
Congrats to you.

Let's check out our next clip.
Over at the men's individual

all-around,
gymnast Daiki Hashimoto,

well, he was able to secure
the gold medal for Japan

after this incredible closing
performance on the high bar.

Let's check it out.

-OK, I like this event
right here.

Oh, that was hard.
That was hard.

Ooh, gimme the dismount.
I need that dismount, though.

This is what you call --
I'm-a call this a dismount.

Watch when he ended.

-[ Shouting ]

-Dismount. Bang!

-Don't you --
OH, come on, come on.

-You didn't have to jump that.

-Baby powder up.

Snoop, a little bit of
information about him.

His motto is
"Hard work beats talent."

I like that motto,
because it's very true.

-I like that.
-I agree.

Yeah, though. The hard worker
always gets the job.

-Hard work beats talent
every day.

-Moving on, let's head over to
Tokyo Bay

where Germany's Ricarda Funk

dethroned the number one ranked
woman in the world

and took home gold
in the women's slalom K-1.

Let's take a look.
-Wow.

-Very controlled paddling.

-Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Watch out.
Watch out. Watch out.

Watch out. Ah! In there.

Watch out. Watch out. Move.
-That's like a ride at

Magic Mountain
that you can go on, cuz,

but you don't have to paddle.
You just got to ride it out

-Lemme tell you something.
That takes a lot of

upper body strength right there.
-That's what that is?

That's not core?
-That's upper body.

No, man, that's upper body.

That's all arms.

-Hmmm.
-You all arms.

And I'm-a tell you something,
Snoop -- water is undefeated.

You get in that water
and you fight that battle.

Water ain't never lost.

She just kicked water's ass.
Good for you.

-Here's a sport
that we haven't covered yet.

In the men's mountain bike race,

Tom Pidcock brought home
the gold for Great Britain.

Let's watch him do his thing.

Let's go, Pidcock.

-Away we go.

-It always confuses me,
how they start out like that

together. Get in there.

-This is different.
I've never seen rocks

in the middle of the
motherfucking event.

God damn.
-Oh, man.

-You can get fucked up
and fuck the whole line up.

-Hold on. Wait a second.

I had no idea that
mountain biking was in

the Olympic Games, and not only
did I not know that,

this is something that I can
easily qualify, Snoop.

-You do this?
-I mountain bike, Snoop.

-You do this shit?
-I mountain bike, man,

as a hobby. Me and my son
go out there and ride.

We haven't been since we saw
that rattlesnake

in one of the canyons
because, you know,

that's where
it got tricky for me.

-Tom Pidcock, the 21-year-old
from Leeds

and Olympic gold medalist
for the first time

-The way he finished,
with this flag up like that --

that was some gangster shit.
That was iconic.

-You know what's crazy?
They say that he listens to

both Kanye and Marilyn Manson
while riding.

-Oh, he's a crazy motherfucker.
-Yeah, not the combo --

-Listening to both of them
motherfuckers.

-Not the combo that you would
expect

to hear in somebody's ear,
but...

-Crazy and crazier, fuck it.

-That's what got him.
That's what got him going.

Here's something that he wants
the world to know --

he still lives with his parents.

-That's 'cause the Olympics
ain't giving nobody

no motherfucking money.

They're sleeping
on cardboard boxes,

flying on coach flights,

win a gold medal
and go back home with his mama.

-Yeah, but I mean,
is that something

that his parents
can now hold up over his head?

-Hell no, they gon' be like,
"When you getting out?"

-Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's like, "You got to go."

-You done won another
gold medal

and you still sleeping in
the garage, cuz.

You got to get out of here.

-He's sick of you
and these drums.

Get your ass out,
get the drum set out,

get your bikes out,
cluttering up the whole garage.

You got 30 bikes in here, Tom.

Well, Snoop, before we move
in to this next

little piece of information
here on the show,

I like to do what I love to do,
which is draw attention to

how amazingly dressed you are.

Another turtleneck Snoop has put
on display with a nice blazer.

Look at this.
This is look number four!

Look number four. Look at him.
Get in there. Let them know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, I'm sorry,
man, them turtlenecks hittin'.

Ashley -- Ashley's my stylist.

I want to go one turtleneck.

Do me a favor. Let's just
figure out the right time

to put it on display.
But it's not fair for Snoop

to have put on two turtlenecks

and for me not to have tried
one.

I'm going turtleneck
on the next show.

You've heard it here.
Alright. Let's keep it going.

Flora Duffy made history,
winning the women's triathlon,

capturing the first
Olympic gold medal ever

for the country of Bermuda.
Take a look at this.

-Bermuda?

OK, I like Bermuda. Ain't that
where the triangle is at?

-Triathlon -- what's --

But the Bermuda Triangle, right?
-It is --

Well, I would assume it's in
Bermuda, Snoop.

It's called the Bermuda
Triangle.

If I just had to guess --
-So, that's why they having

a triathlon,
because the triangle

and triathlon are cousins.

-Do you understand, like,
the amount of body energy

that it takes to do a triathlon?

I mean, what are
we talking about?

Can we just get the the facts
that break down a triathlon?

It's a 200-meter swim, right?

-No, you got to run to the sand,
first.

Then you gotta jump in
the water.

-I think they start --
Do they start --

I think they start with
the water.

-No, you start running through
the sand

to get to the water.

You can't just start
in the water.

I'm just a real [audio drop]
that just know shit.

-So, Snoop --
-Start off from the sand --

real [audio drop] number one
over here --

Yeah. You go from the sand,

you run in the motherfucking
sand,

get in the water,
swim, do your shit.

Then you come up out of that,

and you got to do some other
shit to run back

with a bunch of other
motherfuckers

till you get to this point.

-There's nothing --
there's nothing worse

than getting information
from a guy from the hood

about the Olympics, because it's
never broken down correctly.

[ Laughter ]

-What's the total time?
Like, what's the time?

Is it, like, about an hour
event?

-No! That take like five hours.
-Oh, no.

I'm going to give me something
to eat and shit and come back.

I'll be back.
-I know! That's a long --

The triathlon,
that's a long time, man.

-I'd be in my trailer while
y'all doing that other event.

I'm-a catch up
on the fourth one.

-What did you finish in?
Do we have a time?

Do we know the time
that she finished in?

What? 1:55,
which is a world record.

Now, my guy Jonah did
the same thing --

it took him two days.

-[ Laughs ]
-True story.

[ Laughter ]

Joe was out there for two days.
Let's keep it moving.

-Alright. Now, let's check out
some weight lifting.

Look up pumped up
Zhihui Hou from China gets

after coming through as
the favorite

in men's weightlifting
at 73 kilograms.

Yeah. Kilograms.

-[ Screaming ]

-Ooh.

-Look at his thighs --
His thighs is where that

strength is at.
-Wow.

-Thigh game.
Look at his thigh game.

He look like he have on --
He look like he got on

football pants.

-Now the belt off, little cuz.
-Come on, Zhihui.

Oh, yeah, Zhihui.
-Little swole.

Get it.
-Okay, Zhihui.

-Little swole on the ...
-- right there.

-He swole up.
-He gotta throw them tights away

after that.
-He can't even hug people

like we do.
You see how he gotta hug?

That guy hug like this.

-But I'll bet my life he
shit it.

There's no way in hell.
A little piece.

A little dud came out of
the bottom half.

[ Screams ] Boop. Right?
Get a little dud.

He got to throw that leotard
away once it's done.

It's over for that.
-Yes, sir.

-Give it up for ...

[ Laughter ]

And now, for our final
"Tokyo Bling" clip of the day.

-The U.S. men's 3x3
basketball team

didn't qualify
for the Tokyo Games,

but our women's team
brought home the first gold

for 3x3 women's basketball.

Let's take a look at it.

-Fucking men can't get shit
done.

We gotta depend on the women to
do everything.

Good job, baby. Good job.

Glock up -- bang.

-Hold that --
-Boards, glass. Hit that glass.

-Watch yourself
-She ain't -- Punk her.

Get up in there and get that.

-I told you what I want.
-Gimme that. Gimme that.

-[Vocalizing]

-Left side.
-Look at this, look at this.

-Oh. Oh, yeah.
That's old school.

One hand.
-I told you what I'm-a do.

-Boards, glass. Gimme that.
Get that glass.

Get off me.
-You need to get a rebound,

because I'm out here horsin'.
-Fuck outta here. It's USA.

-What we doing, huh?
Yeah. Hold it. Gold.

First time.
-Break bread of fake dead.

Let me see that.
-Show it.

-Look at us. Look at it.
-Go ahead, ladies.

-Yeah.
-Go ahead, ladies! Shine.

-Yeah.
-It's ladies' time.

-It is.
-By the way,

I love to see that, Snoop.

I love to see our women
progressing, succeeding,

and I would like to say
to our men,

follow these ladies' lead
and do the right thing

and bring home a gold, too,

because right now, our women
are putting on for the country

and we love to see it.
So, ladies, once again,

congratulations to you,
bringing home the first ever

3x3 basketball tournament gold.

-Good for you.
-Good job, ladies.

-Huge. Huge.
-Good job.

-And that was
"Tokyo Bling-Bling".

We'll be right back with more
"Olympic Highlights".

-Welcome back
to "Olympic Highlights".

One of the biggest conversations
surrounding the Games

has been about the youth --

the 13-year-old skateboarder
from Brazil,

the 12-year-old table tennis
player from Syria,

and the 6-month-old weightlifter
from Bulgaria.

-No! Stop that, stop that,
Snoop. That's not true.

And, you know, while it may be
those kids' first Olympics,

we'd like to discuss
the athletes

who may be
at their last Olympics.

Here to discuss more mature
sides of the Games

is old athlete expert
and friend of the show...

-Yes, sir.
-...Rob Riggle.

-[ Laughs ]
-Rizzle!

-Well, thank you. Actually,
first time on the show,

but thank you.
-Is it your first time?

-Yeah, absolutely.
-I felt like we had you here.

-Nope. Nope, first time.

-No, we had you here.
-Yeah, we had you here.

You just don't remember.
-Yeah, we had you.

Friend of the show.
-Okay.

Agree to disagree, but yes,
thank you. And good to be here.

And by the way, thanks, guys.

Listen. You know, every time
the Olympics happens,

I think I can't go because
I'm no longer a spring chicken.

[ Laughs ]
And it's a --

it's a young person's game,
as we all know.

But listen, I have watched
every Olympic event this year

and I've been keeping tabs
on people's birthdays.

Guess what? There are quite
a few that are before mine.

[ Laughs ] Yeah.

-I'm not shocked.
-No, OK, I just didn't know.

-I'm not shocked. I'm not blown
away by that information.

-Well, take a look at this.

You want to be shocked?
Take a look at this.

This is a 46-year-old gymnast,
Oksana Chusovitina --

-Hmm.
-Yeah, that's her name.

Real handle. Doing her thing.
Check it out.

-I like the way you said
her name.

-Got it. First try.
She's from Uzbekistan, friends.

-Oh, that's auntie!
-46.

-46 years old?
-That's auntie!

Look at auntie! Go ahead!

-That's not natural.
-Auntie got wheels.

Give me that. Ah!

-Oh! And stuck the landing.

-Sticking this shit since
the '80's,

the fuck wrong with y'all?

[ Laughter ]

-Nobody throws their body around
like that at 46.

She's got to be out of her mind.
-Well, that's not true.

I know a girl named Sabrina
from, uh --

-Hold on. Hold on. I don't think
that's probably appropriate.

What we're talking about.

-I do know somebody
that can definitely do.

-Throw her body around like
that.

-Yeah, she can throw her body
around. [ Laughs ]

-I mean, that's just reckless.

She's being careless
with her body.

-You know, she got an attitude
in that locker room.

-Oh, yeah. She's walking
around...

-With yo little young asses.

Y'all don't know nothing about
nothing.

-She's also probably handing out
those little blondies she makes.

You know, that everybody loves
so much.

[ Laughter ]

-I always thought the vaults had
to do

with a double twist
into a triple salchow,

but now that I know
I can get there

with a one and a half front
flip, [Laughs] I'm golden.

I just need a couple months of
practice.

-Wow. I had no idea that you
were that well-versed

in gymnast --
-Gym terminology, right?

-Yeah, I kind of know it
up and down.

-We've been doing an Olympic
show for about...

-A salchow?
-...A weekend.

We ain't got none of them terms.
-A salchow --

can you break that down for me,
Rob?

What exactly is it?
-A salchow?

-Yeah.
-It's a --

It's so technical.
-Yeah.

-You know, it's hard, like,

when the judges sit down
to evaluate these things.

-Yeah.
-Those you know, 9.5, 9.2.

-Yeah.
-It really gets into the --

-Well, just for me and Snoop,
because think about us --

we're so honest
because we don't know.

And coming from where we come
from, I think the best thing

about us doing this show
is learning.

So if you could
just break it down,

maybe give us a definition
of what it is.

-Oh, so you're probably looking
for, like,

a layman's explanation.
-Yeah.

That's what we want you to give
us, Rob.

So, a salchow -- as everyone
knows -- [laughs] um, is a...

it's so unusual. It has a lot to
do with the landing.

-Okay.
-That's why it's a 'cow'.

-Yeah, he don't know what the
fuck he talking about.

Go ahead, read the next one.
-He don't know.

Go ahead, Rob. I thought you
would help us.

Obviously, you don't know.
-He don't know

a motherfucking thing.
-God damn it, Rob.

-Salchow my ass, Rob.

-What are you telling us, Rob?
You didn't tell us shit.

-Alright, listen, I hear
what you're laying down,

but I'm not going to pick it up,
alright?

And that's street talk,
my friends.

That is street talk.
=OK, that was --

that was slick.
I'm-a give you that one.

-Bounced back.
-That was slick shit.

-Bounced back.
-He bounced the fuck back.

-If by some crazy misfortune,
alright,

like I sprained a rib
or whatever,

and I can't make it
in the gymnastics thing,

I can definitely get into
the Olympics on horseback.

And that's a straight fact.
Here's a video. Watch this.

56-year-old Steffen Peters

winning a silver medal
in dressage.

-In dressage.

Rob, do you have, like,
a Google alert set for

when old people, like --
when they're up?

Like how do you know?
-Yes.

Yes, I do have a Google alert,
which a lot of people

don't know about.
It's called Old Olympics.

Look at this fancy business.

-Well, I see why you could be
56 and do this.

-Now, I gotta be honest,

I really think I can do this,
guys.

-Well I mean, Rob...

-The horse is doing all
the motherfucking work.

-Yeah, Rob, we're not --

You know, by the way,
we're not taking --

-And the horse Crip Walking?!
Look at him, cuz!

-Crip Walking --
-There he go again,

motherfucking getting
his walk on.

-There they go.
Hey, Snoop --

-That motherfucking horse
deserve a gold, cuz.

Fuck that old motherfucker
on his back.

-Somebody's got to ride him.

-By the way, the reason
these guys are older

is because it takes decades
to build up trust with the horse

so that they'll react to
the precise commands

of the front judges.

If you really wanna talk
about dressage,

that's the world of it.
So, Snoop, as you said,

if that horse is Crip Walking --

I got to be trained to tell that
horse when to Crip Walk.

Not when you want to,
when I want you to.

-Right, yeah.
-And two kicks to the belly

mean two times, cuz. Like,
pap-pap-pap to the nipple,

well, my horse going to trot
to the side.

You don't even know that,
Riggle.

You got no idea what this world
of dressage is.

-Total and utter nonsense.
-OK.

-That is street talk
right there, Jack.

-Ok, Alright. Stop, Rob.

Stop with the street talk, Jack.

You're not even talking street.
That's not street.

-That's pretty street.
-You just can't --

-That's not how it works.
-You can't say something

and then go,
"That's street talk, Jack."

-That's a lot of street.

That's because I'm shoveling
street.

-No. Alright. OK.
-A lot of it.

-OK.
-Alright. Fine, then.

Alright, how about this,
friends? How about this?

There's an 84-year-old man --

84 year old man
who's competing in the Olympics

right now in skateboarding.

I saw it with my own eyes.
It's happening. If he can do it,

this guy can do it.
-OK, 84 years old?

-84 years old.

-Wait a minute --
that's Tony Hawk!

Rob, that's not an 80-- That's
Tony Hawk, Snoop!

-That is?
-That's the -- Rob,

Tony Hawk is not 84.

-OK. Oh, well,
maybe you're right.

Alright. Maybe he's not 84.
Maybe he's more like 53.

I don't know, you can Google it.
All I'm saying is,

he can still do that stuff,
alright, and by "that stuff,"

I mean survive
a 17-hour flight to Tokyo.

I can make it to the
'24 Olympics, guys, in Paris.

Alright. I have 3 more years
and a bunch of Sky Miles,

so, I'm telling you,
I think I got this on lock.

-Rob, do you --
-More street talk.

-Do you know, Rob --
That's not street talk.

-Got it on lock.
-He got it on lock.

-Stop saying that.
You can't do that.

-Totally.
-Rob, what re you now?

Are you pushing 65, 70?
-Wait, 65?!

-What are you at now, 66? 70?
-No! No!

I'm clearly --
It's obvious how old I am.

-60 -- Well, that's what
I'm saying. For the world.

What are we talking here?

-We're talking 30-ish.
-30? No, Rob.

-30, 40-ish.
-Rob. Come on.

-It's 40-ish.
-It's not 40-ish, Rob.

-It's 40 something.
-Rob, stop it.

-What?
-Come on.

-What? Would an old guy have
this much blond in his beard?

-Come on. That's not blond.

-That's -- What?

What are you talking about?

-Either way, Rob, I can see you
performing in an Olympics.

A lot of those events, older
people were able to flourish.

I can see you
doing the same thing.

So, I hope you meet these goals
that you have.

-I believe in you, Rob.
This is Snoop Dogg,

giving you a lot of love, and
I'm-a wish you a lot of luck

in Paris, because I know
you gon' be there in 2024,

and hopefully, you'll bring back
that gold medal.

But until then,
we'll be right back.

-Yeah, and put a sound effect.
-Snoop gets it.

-Snoop gets it.
-He doesn't get it.

-Welcome back. Now, our show has
been up on Peacock

for quite some time,
and we're starting to hear

from the people.
And guess what?

We appreciate
the positive feedback.

Shout out to my guy,
Michael Phelps,

who posted this on Instagram.

He said, "Let me know
if y'all need help.

I may know a thing or two
about the Olympics myself.

Shoulder shrug emoji."
Well, Michael, message to you --

the door is always open
for a fellow swimmer.

You and I can do what we do best
and talk that talk

because we got history,
we got experience,

and the world
wants to know about it.

-And I'd like to give a shout
out to the one and only

LeBron James,
who isn't in Tokyo,

but he on Instagram blowing up
my stories.

-Your stories?
-Yeah, my stories.

-What do you mean?
-The stories off my page, man.

-Well, why didn't he repost
my stuff, too?

I put stuff up.
I don't think it's fair

that he just reposted
your stuff.

I mean, I get it, we're a team.

-Well, I'm a diehard Laker fan,
though, so you know.

-Yeah, I mean,
I understand that,

which is fine,
but I feel like --

-And we always talk
about Team USA, too.

We talk about basketball --
-So, you and LeBron,

y'all were talking?

-I may have to get him
on the show.

-Huh.
-What about that?

You want me to do that?
-If you could get him on

the show, that would be huge.

-Get your ass in the studio,
LeBron.

We'd love to talk to you
about Team USA.

-Oh, my God, what a great
conversation that would be.

-For real!
-Just getting his take on it.

-Come on, King!
-Seeing how he feels about it.

-Well, as you know,
there's supposed to be no fans

in attendance
at the Tokyo Games,

but human beings are resilient
and they always find a way.

It's time for "Tokyo Fan Fail."

**

-Theme music.
* Hey, hey, hey, hey *

Y'all could have let that shit
ride for a minute.

During the men's road race, the
riders faced an uphill battle

in more ways than one.
Take a look.

-Tough.
-Oh, this right here

is the steepest part of
the ride.

-Now, there's been times where
I got off my bike

and I chose to walk.
-What is this --

-Keep going, man. Hey, man, what
you doing?

-Get yo naked ass out of here,
man.

-Get your stupid ass out of
here.

-The fuck is he doing?
-I'd done trained my life

for this moment and
I got to deal with

your stupid ass running up
the man next to me?

-Please. Who is that?

-I don't know, but you supposed
to drop the bike-throwing, too.

Pap-pap! Get him out the way,
man!

-Or bust a woolly upside his
motherfucking ass.

Hit him with the woolly --
da-da!

[ Laughter ]

-Old school style, hit him with
the Willy.

That moment clearly
explains itself.

That's it for our
"Tokyo Fan Fail" of the day.

-Theme music.

* Yeah, yeah, yeah *

-He decided to run next
to the damn bikers.

I can't believe it.
What are people thinking?

-Nothing.
-What are you thinking? Like --

-He ain't thinking.
-In his mind,

what was that moment going to
be?

-I'm-a take off all my clothes

and have on some little-ass
drawers.

As soon as they come up
this hill,

I'm-a run right up next to them.
-I'm just gonna run

right next to them.
In hopes of what?

That's the thing. I want to
know, in hopes of what?

What did you expect to have
happen from that moment?

-I want my nipples to be
on the Olympics.

-I think he gon' to see me.

He gon' see me and go,
"What are you doing?"

And I'm-a say,
"What are you doing?"

Like this -- It's stupid, man.

We always celebrate
the athletes,

and now it's time
to celebrate the celebrations.

-That's right, y'all. It's time
for "Celebration Station".

**

-OK, this Venezuelan
weightlifter, Julio Mayora,

in his 73 kilogram event.
Look at this.

-Mayora --
-73 keys?

-Mm-hmmm.
-What's the value on the street?

What's that worth? Ooh.

-Oooh.
-Ooh, shit,

he had to let that go.

Fuck all that.
-Watch out, now.

-He said, "Shit."
-Watch out, now.

-Motherfucking nuts hurt
on that one.

-Yeah, no, you just got
to drop it. Oh, huh?

That's just in case y'all
think I can't do stuff.

-Well, what the fuck
is you doing a backflip for

when you didn't even stick
the motherfucking weightlift?

-Because I got to take your
attention --

-You in the wrong event.

And you in the Olympics?
Sit yo ass down.

-After that, I gotta make you
forget

what you just saw real quick.

Oh, man. Did he hurt his knees?
Nope. Watch this.

Pap! Back flip.

-So did he win the event?

-No, Snoop, he just bust
his ass. No!

-But they gave him a medal.

-Well, Julio Mayora,
he did not win the gold,

but he won the silver.

That lift was his attempt to win
the gold. He didn't complete it.

So there was still a need
for the celebration,

so we get the back flip
after all.

-Exactly. Now, let's take a look
at the Fijian rugby team,

lifting up their voices
after winning gold again

in back-to-back Olympics.
Let's go, Fiji.

Whoa.

-Get out his way.

-Oh, he going. That's a bulldog.
-Get out of his way.

They don't even want none of
him.

-Get out his way.

Move.

-Rugby is big over there in
Fiji, New Zealand, Australia.

-[ All singing
in native language]

-Oh, these [audio drop]
can sing!

-Oh, wait a minute.

-[Singing continues ]

-* Hey, hey, hey *

**

Nice.

**

Yes.

And right --
And right back at you. Yes.

-That's spiritual right there,
man.

-Right back at you.
-That's tribal right there.

That's tribal. Tribal.
-It had to be. Had to be.

Snoop, as you can see,
these celebrations

don't just happen on the field.

Well, they happen off
the field as well.

See where Fiji
won the gold in rugby,

their entire island nation
celebrated along with them.

Take a look
at the island of Fiji.

-Come on, mama!
Ooh, Mama in the street!

Look at mama in the street!
-Hey!

Hey, pop it! Pop it!

Where you at, Meg Thee Stallion?
You ain't the only one!

Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
Hit it.

Put the light on me.
Put the light on me.

Yes, huh?
-Yeah.

Them celebrations right there
straight fire!

Y'all keep celebrating yourself
and your country

and maybe next time, you'll be
on "Celebration Station".

Now roll that title card.

-"Celebration Station",
I like it. I like it.

Gotta catch people acting the
fool, that's what I want to do.

You know what?
I'm going to celebrate

taking a break right now.

We'll be right back
with more "Olympic Highlights",

right here on Peacock.

Welcome back to
"Olympic Highlights".

Now, the Tokyo Olympics have
many awesome combat events,

ranging from boxing
and wrestling to taekwondo

and judo,
and the newest sport, karate.

Here's a quick look
at all of them.

-Hyah!

-Man. Oh, god!
-Ooh!

-Oh.
-That's a toe to the face.

God, what's the headgear for if
you get a foot to the face?

-Yeah, right to the mouth.
-Oh, he got...

Man.

-To help us better understand
combat arts,

we've invited two young experts
and potential future Olympians.

Please welcome 9-year-old twins,
Oliver and Jonathan Ho,

also known as the Twinjas.
-The Twinjas.

Welcome. Welcome to the show,
Jonathan and Oliver.

First thing I think
we need to know, man,

is what kind of martial arts
do you guys do?

-Well, we do all kinds
of different martial arts,

but we compete in
jiu jitsu and wrestling,

-Just like Bruce Lee did --

he had an empty cup
and an empty mind --

so we do a lot of martial arts.

-Wow.
-I like that.

I like his conversation. Strong.
-He had an empty cup

and an empty mind.

Alright, guys,
give us a quick demo.

**

-Oh, what a takedown, OK.
-Ooh, nice.

-Uh-huh.
-Nice, nice.

-[ Shouts ]
-Oh, oh, nice!

-Get down, then.
-Nice!

-Hold on, hold on.
That was --

-Oh! Nice.
-You wanna --

Yeah, you wanna get busy!
I need some more points,

gimme some more points!
-Leg drop!

-Right into an arm bar!
-Break it! Break it!

-Come up out of that!
-Break it! Oh.

-Come up out of that arm bar!
There you go!

-Go to sleep!
-Oh, wow! Jiu jitsu!

-Tap him out!
-Yeah!

-OK, good job!

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Ooh. I like it.

Well, listen,
karate is a new Olympic sport,

and within that, there
are two events. What are they?

-The first one is called kata.

It's like a gymnastics
floor routine.

So you're showing your moves
to the judges

and you're not fighting
somebody,

and you get points
on how good your techniques are.

-Wow. OK,
and what's the other one?

-The other one
is called kumite,

where you're sparring with
somebody,

kind of like taekwondo,

but you're using your karate
moves on the other person.

-Can you teach me one move?
-OK.

So this is a karate move,
and it's called

horse stance punching.

First you want to get in
your horse stance.

-Mm-hmm, how do I do that?

To get your horse stance, you
need to get your stance

where your legs are --

Horse!
-Yeah.

-You're riding a horse.
-I need to stand next to you.

Show me. I'm right here.
-Like you're riding a horse.

-Oh, like I'm riding -- I
thought you meant being a horse.

-So, to get your horse stance,
you want to get your legs

and make them shoulder width
apart.

And then you bend
a little like this,

like you're sitting on a horse.
-Uh-huh.

OK, that's -- that just looks
like you're constipated.

-What's your problem?

[ Laughter ]

-Don't go like... [ Grunts ].

-You're like... [ Grunts ]

-What's your problem?

Are we here to attack?
What are you doing?

-You need to get on a horse,
not a toilet.

-Are we here to attack me and
my form or are we here to help?

[ Laughter ]

OK, so how about
we just show me the thing.

-Get into horse stance, OK?
-OK.

-You're going to grab both of
your arms

and you're going to put them...
not like a chicken.

Not like a chicken. [ Clucks ]

-You're coming at me.
-Put your arms in.

And your palms are going to be
facing up,

and make sure you have fists.
-Yeah, yeah.

-When you're going to do
your first punch,

you're going to turn your palm
over when you punch.

So it's going to be like this.

And that gives you
all the energy,

because once you torque,
you have a lot of power.

-Yeah. On my cue, okay?

-Go ahead.
-Hup-kya! Hup-kya!

-All: Hup-kya! Hup-kya!

-I don't know about -- No.

That's -- Can I say something?
-Hup-kya!

-I'm more of a slow attack.

-Don't be constipated again.

I know you really want
to let it out.

-What's y'all problem, man?

Did y'all come here
for something else?

Y'all came here for some action?

Because you can get
what you want.

So if that's why y'all came
here,

telling me in a jacket --

-Come on, Kevin.
-OK.

-Be a man.
-Who are these kids' parents?!

-So you also do taekwondo,
right?

-Both: Yeah.
-What's the difference

between taekwondo
and doing what we just seen?

-Well karate has no pads,

but it has --
-Kicks and punches

are controlled, to the face,
but the body,

you can just go as hard --
-You can go what you want to do.

But you have to control
your kicks.

If you knock them out,
you'll get disqualified.

-Disqualified.
-Yeah.

-Can you teach us some taekwondo
moves?

-Yeah. So, we're going to teach
you

one of the most basic kicks
for basic people like you.

It's called a roundhouse kick.

[ Laughter ]

-So...
-OK.

Alright.

[ Laughter ]

Feel like there was a little
shot in there, but OK.

Let us see the roundhouse kick.

-You're going to go sideways.

You're going to be a little more
than shoulder width apart.

You're going to get
in your stance,

and you're going to be
bouncing up and down.

-Yeah.
-So now, for the actual kick.

So you bring
your leg up like this,

and make sure your toes
are pointing down.

-Sort of like this?
-Yeah, that's good.

-Just like that.
-Technique.

-And then "L", you transition to
a V,

and then you extend your leg,
bring it back,

and then put it back.
-Ooh, that's hard.

-So you extend when you do --
-But then you do it really fast.

-Easy.
-Yeah. It's not easy.

-It's easy.

-Show me.

-Head kick!

-That wasn't a head --
-That was a head kick.

-That wasn't a head kick.
-Head kick!

-No.
-Dead!

Whoever that was is dead.
Alright, I'm ready.

-So our dad and our coach,
Gavin, will come in right now.

-Oh, OK. Let the dad come in,
Snoop,

before the kick your god damn
scalp loose.

[ Laughs ]

Before they kick your glasses
off.

-Get yo ass out the way.
-Hey.

-Hup!
-Kya!

-Oh!

[ Both shouting ]

-Man.

Oh, man.

- [ Grunts ]
-Let me get one of them in.

Let me get one.

Yeah, I'll get right here. OK.

You might want to back up before
you get hurt, OK?

This type of velocity -- I got
some velocity coming,

and I don't want you to catch
wind of it.

You ready? Count me in.
Count me in.

-Hup!

-Whoo!

You dead, Jimmy!

Ah!
-How do I snap it back?

-You're -- Don't snap it back,
you have to go through...

like that.
-Oh, and then come around.

-And make a scream when you
kick, OK?

-Make a scream?
-Yeah.

-Hup!
-[ Shouts ]

-Yes.
-Well you know what, Snoop?

Since you want to be
a teacher's pet,

how about we wrap it up?

-OK, Mr. -- Mr. "I'm all of
a sudden a karate master."

First of all, guys, I got to be
honest, all jokes aside,

I'm extremely impressed
with your talent.

9 years old, and to speak
the way you guys spoke today

is extremely impressive,

especially with the whole
Bruce Lee breakdown

and about how you are
comparing it to a cup,

and you want to fill
that cup up

with knowledge and information.
I'm blown away by that.

-I have absolutely no idea
what you just said.

-You want it. So after this,
after we break out of here,

me and you, we gonna do a little
thing called "go in the back,"

and we gon' see who come out
alive.

Go ahead, Snoop, wrap it up,
because me and lil' thug

got something
to get off our chests.

-That's right, y'all.
That's our show.

We want to thank
our special guests,

Rob Riggle and the Twinjas.

And thanks to my partner
in comedy, Kevin Hart.

-Yes, sir, Snoop. You doing
the damn thing on here, man.

And hey, real quick shout out
to all the Olympians

representing the US in Tokyo.

We appreciate you guys.
Do what you supposed to do --

bring home the gold
and get home safe.

Twinjas!
Give me some man.

You guys are dope, I mean that.

Now me and you,
we got another problem,

and after this,
when the cameras go off --

-Want me to kick you?
-No, no, not yet.

Not yet. Joking --
No, don't take me down!

Don't take me down! I don't want
it! I don't want it!