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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:02,480 [Announcer] Previously on Kyle XY... 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,100 Will you go to the prom with me? 3 00:00:04,100 --> 00:00:05,560 Yes, I would love to go with you. 4 00:00:05,560 --> 00:00:08,240 You don't wear a tuxedo to a funeral. You wear one to a prom. 5 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:10,110 Didn't you once tell me that going to a prom 6 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:11,860 would be a fate worse than death? 7 00:00:11,860 --> 00:00:14,320 I'm not asking you to go to prom 'cause there's no one else. 8 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:18,250 I'm asking 'cause you are the only one I want to go with. 9 00:00:18,250 --> 00:00:20,120 Are you telling me there are problems with the prom? 10 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,790 Prom committee's become a nightmare of mix-ups with the decorators 11 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:24,210 and arguments with the caterers. 12 00:00:24,210 --> 00:00:26,040 I want prom to be this perfect night with Kyle, 13 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:29,220 and all I can think about is table and chair rentals and non-refundable deposits. 14 00:00:29,220 --> 00:00:30,670 Well, you should enter this in the contest. 15 00:00:30,670 --> 00:00:32,170 I suppose. 16 00:00:32,170 --> 00:00:34,470 Although I'm sure three-chord trite piece of crap will win. 17 00:00:34,470 --> 00:00:36,880 Brian told me all about the girl in the pictures, Sarah. 18 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:39,730 He said he created me from Sarah's genetic material after she died. 19 00:00:39,730 --> 00:00:41,890 - My name is Sarah. - She's alive. 20 00:00:41,890 --> 00:00:43,940 She wants to meet me, right? 21 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:46,230 - Sarah said she'd be here. - She's not coming. 22 00:00:46,230 --> 00:00:51,110 - I'm alone! - You're not alone. 23 00:00:51,110 --> 00:00:52,690 Jessi! 24 00:00:52,690 --> 00:00:54,450 Her heart has stopped. 25 00:00:54,450 --> 00:00:56,950 [gasps] 26 00:00:56,950 --> 00:00:59,200 It's okay now. I'm here. 27 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:02,960 The people in Latnok aren't bad, they're simply scientists 28 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:04,910 with a very clinical point of view. 29 00:01:04,910 --> 00:01:06,960 [Man] He's incredible. 30 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:08,840 More than we'd ever dreamed we'd see in our lifetimes. 31 00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:17,710 [girl screaming on TV] 32 00:01:24,770 --> 00:01:26,140 What are you watching? 33 00:01:26,140 --> 00:01:29,320 "If you're not back by midnight, 34 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:31,990 you won't be coming home." 35 00:01:31,990 --> 00:01:34,070 Oh. 36 00:01:34,070 --> 00:01:36,320 That's not good. 37 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:39,580 Why on earth would you watch Prom Night? It's scary. 38 00:01:39,580 --> 00:01:42,120 It's video research for the prom. 39 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,870 You're researching the prom? 40 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:45,330 And it led you to Prom Night? 41 00:01:45,330 --> 00:01:47,620 It had the most straightforward title. 42 00:01:47,620 --> 00:01:49,750 What else did you look at? 43 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:53,960 44 movies, 2.6 million websites, and 37 young-adult novels. 44 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:57,250 "Prom is the most romantic moment in a young person's life. 45 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:59,100 "It's the culmination of adolescence 46 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:01,600 and marks the beginning of the journey into adulthood." 47 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:05,180 Pricilla's Perfect Prom. I love that book! 48 00:02:05,180 --> 00:02:08,190 I wasn't always a cynic. 49 00:02:08,190 --> 00:02:10,360 I know how important it is to Amanda. 50 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:12,070 I can't let her down. 51 00:02:12,070 --> 00:02:13,980 I just need the perfect plan. 52 00:02:13,980 --> 00:02:17,070 There's really no formula for perfection. 53 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:19,240 Let me let you in on a little life secret. 54 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,990 The more you expect, the more you get let down. 55 00:02:21,990 --> 00:02:23,120 Pricilla's prom was a disaster. 56 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,160 Her date leaves her at the end of the night. 57 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,450 Two chapters later, he's gay. 58 00:02:27,450 --> 00:02:29,670 Nice pep talk. 59 00:02:29,670 --> 00:02:31,630 Just focus on having fun, and you will. 60 00:02:31,630 --> 00:02:34,500 Don't let your expectations get the best of you. 61 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:38,300 [Kyle] Expectations. 62 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:40,930 To them, the word implied inevitable failure. 63 00:02:40,930 --> 00:02:43,430 Was it wrong to have faith that things could turn out well? 64 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,730 I'm not sure which was more difficult to process, 65 00:02:57,730 --> 00:03:00,160 the news that Sarah's alive 66 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,950 or that you brought Jessi back from the dead. 67 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:04,450 Has Sarah tried to contact you? 68 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:07,990 No. And she won't. 69 00:03:07,990 --> 00:03:11,170 She's put her past behind her, Kyle, 70 00:03:11,170 --> 00:03:15,130 and I've accepted that I need to do the same. 71 00:03:15,130 --> 00:03:17,130 Your leg is better. 72 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:19,470 Yeah. It's good as new. 73 00:03:19,470 --> 00:03:22,260 Just in time for me to move on. 74 00:03:22,260 --> 00:03:24,510 Move on? 75 00:03:26,220 --> 00:03:27,930 Kyle, I wasn't pleased that Latnok 76 00:03:27,930 --> 00:03:31,310 was willing to test Jessi like some kind of a laboratory rat. 77 00:03:31,310 --> 00:03:36,900 It made me realize just how out of touch we all are with our own humanity. 78 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:39,740 So I need a break from the Latnok community. 79 00:03:39,740 --> 00:03:42,240 And I asked them to give you a break. 80 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,240 For me? 81 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,120 I haven't even met them. 82 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:49,540 Well, they've been watching you for a while, 83 00:03:49,540 --> 00:03:53,130 waiting for an opportunity to take a larger role in your development. 84 00:03:53,130 --> 00:03:55,500 They've been watching me? 85 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:57,670 Believe me, I wasn't happy about it either. 86 00:03:57,670 --> 00:04:00,140 But I've made it very clear to them 87 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:03,760 that you have a whole lifetime to be extraordinary. 88 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:07,680 Now is the time for you to be...ordinary. 89 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,190 So I'd ask you to come along with me, 90 00:04:12,190 --> 00:04:15,020 but I think we both know what your answer would be. 91 00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:19,200 It doesn't bother you that I wouldn't want to leave the Tragers? 92 00:04:21,030 --> 00:04:23,070 I'll be back one day 93 00:04:23,070 --> 00:04:26,030 when it's time for us to resume out training. 94 00:04:26,030 --> 00:04:28,670 In the meantime, 95 00:04:28,670 --> 00:04:31,750 I want you to stay here and enjoy what I never had. 96 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:33,960 What's that? 97 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,580 A life. 98 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,130 My sunset backdrop is a no-show, 99 00:04:40,130 --> 00:04:42,220 so I don't think this gym is gonna be transformed 100 00:04:42,220 --> 00:04:44,180 into the ocean paradise that I want. 101 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:45,760 We still have time. Maybe there's something-- 102 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,300 Kyle, really, I know I made a huge deal 103 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:49,270 about the whole magic of prom, 104 00:04:49,270 --> 00:04:52,060 but I'll be happy if it wasn't a huge disaster. 105 00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:55,100 This would be so much more fun if we were allowed to inhale. 106 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:56,730 Will you guys please get him out of here? 107 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,900 Amanda, I don't think I should leave you here 108 00:04:58,900 --> 00:05:00,320 to deal with this by yourself. 109 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,280 Kyle, I have 27 perfectly capable people 110 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:03,860 to help me hang lame streamers. 111 00:05:03,860 --> 00:05:06,240 I, for one, am happy to pass the helium torch. 112 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:09,950 Good. Save your energy for the end of tonight. 113 00:05:09,950 --> 00:05:12,790 Your sugar mama's got big plans for you. 114 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:14,450 Is there anything else I can do? 115 00:05:14,450 --> 00:05:16,790 - No. - That was a lie. 116 00:05:16,790 --> 00:05:20,010 You've just been busted by the human lie detector. 117 00:05:20,010 --> 00:05:21,510 Fess up, little lady. 118 00:05:21,510 --> 00:05:24,420 - Okay, if you really want to help. - I really want to. 119 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:27,220 You can pick up my dress from the cleaners. 120 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:30,020 There was this whole-- Well, it's a long story, but-- 121 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:31,180 I'd be happy to. 122 00:05:34,730 --> 00:05:36,560 You don't have to bring everything. 123 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:39,650 We can start fresh. I can get you some new clothes. 124 00:05:39,650 --> 00:05:41,400 Why? 125 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,030 Because of the memories of Taylor not being exactly-- 126 00:05:44,030 --> 00:05:46,030 A good father? 127 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,580 I'm glad he left. 128 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:52,450 But I like my clothes. 129 00:05:52,450 --> 00:05:54,080 I even like this room. 130 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,450 It's the first place I've ever been able to call mine. 131 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,590 Now this brings back memories. 132 00:06:00,590 --> 00:06:02,260 Good ones? 133 00:06:02,260 --> 00:06:05,880 Good at the time. 134 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:09,510 Sometimes I wonder if it's worth having good memories. 135 00:06:09,510 --> 00:06:12,970 When things go wrong, you almost resent the happy moments, 136 00:06:12,970 --> 00:06:14,060 like they failed you. 137 00:06:14,060 --> 00:06:16,720 That picture reminds me of Kyle 138 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:20,190 and everything we've been through together. 139 00:06:20,190 --> 00:06:23,150 I hope I never have to resent that. 140 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:25,070 Yeah, I hope you never have to. 141 00:06:28,990 --> 00:06:32,240 Jessi, I think we should leave Seattle. 142 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:33,580 Where would we go? 143 00:06:33,580 --> 00:06:36,950 I don't know. Somewhere, anywhere else. 144 00:06:36,950 --> 00:06:38,960 Because of Latnok? 145 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:43,210 I don't know. Maybe. 146 00:06:43,210 --> 00:06:45,250 Seattle was a cage for me for 20 years, 147 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:48,720 and being back here, I feel trapped. 148 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:52,550 Would that be okay with you? 149 00:06:52,550 --> 00:06:55,310 Yeah. Of course. 150 00:06:57,010 --> 00:06:58,820 Andy says she has big plans for me. 151 00:06:58,820 --> 00:07:00,480 You know what that means, don't you? 152 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,230 This dress is silver. 153 00:07:02,230 --> 00:07:04,190 Dude, you already said that. It's not important. 154 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:05,820 It's supposed to be yellow. 155 00:07:05,820 --> 00:07:08,830 [sighs] We're talking about me now, dude. 156 00:07:08,830 --> 00:07:11,240 Sorry. What does it mean? 157 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,280 It means I need to be ready to round the bases. 158 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:14,280 Round the bases? 159 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,830 Prom night often results in extra bases, 160 00:07:16,830 --> 00:07:19,670 and considering I slid in to second with Andy a few weeks ago, 161 00:07:19,670 --> 00:07:22,080 I'm looking at third base, if not an inside-the-park homer. 162 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:25,130 Josh, you should know by now, I have no idea what you're talking about. 163 00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:27,420 Sex. I'm talking about sex. 164 00:07:27,420 --> 00:07:28,800 Oh. 165 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,510 Yeah, and I've never... you know. 166 00:07:31,510 --> 00:07:35,300 - Had it. - With another person. 167 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:37,470 Never mind. 168 00:07:37,470 --> 00:07:39,190 The importance of prom night sex was portrayed 169 00:07:39,190 --> 00:07:41,020 in 82% of the movies I watched. 170 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:42,190 See? 171 00:07:42,190 --> 00:07:44,060 But since 17% of them also ended with 172 00:07:44,060 --> 00:07:46,020 young teens being fatally mutilated, 173 00:07:46,020 --> 00:07:48,230 I assumed it was a cinematic convention. 174 00:07:48,230 --> 00:07:49,660 Afraid not, buddy. 175 00:07:49,660 --> 00:07:51,200 For much of the adolescent universe, 176 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:54,240 the whole dance is basically just foreplay. 177 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,820 Is sex part of the perfect prom equation? 178 00:07:55,820 --> 00:07:58,070 Don't you worry about it. 179 00:07:58,070 --> 00:07:59,580 Something tells me that sex isn't part of 180 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:03,500 yours and Amanda's G-rated prom fantasy. 181 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,080 What is it? 182 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:08,210 Nothing. 183 00:08:08,210 --> 00:08:10,340 Uh, no. 184 00:08:10,340 --> 00:08:12,430 No line-dance songs. Come on. 185 00:08:12,430 --> 00:08:13,840 - What? - Ah! 186 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:16,340 - You know it's inevitable. - Not if I can help it. 187 00:08:16,340 --> 00:08:18,730 Come on! 188 00:08:18,730 --> 00:08:20,270 It's a prom must-do. 189 00:08:20,270 --> 00:08:23,270 Yeah, then I think I must puke. 190 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:26,730 Are you sure you don't want to just DJ the prom yourself? 191 00:08:26,730 --> 00:08:29,200 Please. Have you seen those geeks that DJ the proms? 192 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:32,110 Ha ha ha! Hilarious. 193 00:08:32,110 --> 00:08:35,150 Besides, I'm supposed to be having the time of my life, remember? 194 00:08:35,150 --> 00:08:37,450 Oh, you mean the lyric you actually neglected 195 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,120 to include in your theme song? 196 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:41,000 It's been done. 197 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,120 Besides, you and I both know that there's zero chance 198 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,920 of winning that contest tonight, 199 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:49,050 with my reedy voice and the 12th-rate acoustic recording. 200 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:52,010 Wow. You're really not expecting much, are you? 201 00:08:52,010 --> 00:08:55,340 The thing about expectations-- 202 00:08:55,340 --> 00:08:57,010 You know what? Forget it. 203 00:08:57,010 --> 00:08:59,180 I've already busted out that speech once today. 204 00:08:59,180 --> 00:09:01,230 So jaded for so young. 205 00:09:01,230 --> 00:09:04,520 Enough with the young already. 206 00:09:05,940 --> 00:09:08,690 What's all this? 207 00:09:08,690 --> 00:09:10,490 Amanda changed her dress, 208 00:09:10,490 --> 00:09:14,150 so the vest and the corsage I choose don't match unless I dye them. 209 00:09:14,150 --> 00:09:17,240 Well, can I help? 210 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:18,870 I know this may surprise you, 211 00:09:18,870 --> 00:09:21,830 but I used to be kinda good at arts and crafts. 212 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:26,160 I stripped the silver nitrate off some old rolls of film 213 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:29,340 and combined it with aluminum potassium sulfate. 214 00:09:29,340 --> 00:09:32,590 But I'm having trouble stabilizing the polyvalent metal ions 215 00:09:32,590 --> 00:09:35,670 needed to act as a mortar to set the dye pigment. 216 00:09:35,670 --> 00:09:37,630 I once made a house out of popsicle sticks. 217 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:43,100 The dye is too dark and won't stick properly to the fabric. 218 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:46,980 Oh. Well, I'm sure Amanda will understand. 219 00:09:48,390 --> 00:09:51,030 She will understand. That's the problem. 220 00:09:51,030 --> 00:09:54,070 She's already given up hope of having a good prom, 221 00:09:54,070 --> 00:09:55,570 but she shouldn't. 222 00:09:55,570 --> 00:09:57,280 I just wanna make sure it's everything she wished for. 223 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:00,160 Well, don't put too much pressure on yourself. 224 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:04,080 Sometimes trying too hard to make things perfect can blow up in your face. 225 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,010 [sighs] 226 00:10:13,050 --> 00:10:14,510 [knock on door] 227 00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:17,960 - Hey. - How are you? 228 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:21,260 Alive... thanks to you. 229 00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:27,020 You've made a mess. 230 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:29,320 [sighs] 231 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,690 I don't know why the formula didn't work. 232 00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:33,480 Let me see what I can do. 233 00:10:41,870 --> 00:10:44,080 What are you looking for? 234 00:10:45,540 --> 00:10:48,330 Adam said Latnok is watching me. 235 00:10:48,330 --> 00:10:51,000 He told them to stop, but I still feel like someone's out there. 236 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,250 I think Latnok is creepy. So does Sarah. 237 00:10:57,130 --> 00:10:58,930 How have things been going with her? 238 00:10:58,930 --> 00:11:01,930 New. 239 00:11:01,930 --> 00:11:03,970 Exciting. 240 00:11:03,970 --> 00:11:06,010 A little scary. 241 00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:08,470 She wants to leave town. 242 00:11:08,470 --> 00:11:11,230 - Why? - To start over. 243 00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:13,190 Jessi. 244 00:11:13,190 --> 00:11:14,980 No, it's okay. 245 00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:16,230 Sarah really wants this. 246 00:11:16,230 --> 00:11:18,990 Well, what do you want? 247 00:11:18,990 --> 00:11:20,870 I want what you have. 248 00:11:20,870 --> 00:11:23,240 A family. 249 00:11:24,490 --> 00:11:26,320 Have you told her that you'd rather stay? 250 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,620 - No, I can't do that. - Why not? 251 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:33,210 Because what if she leaves anyway? 252 00:11:33,210 --> 00:11:35,710 Jessi... 253 00:11:35,710 --> 00:11:38,760 not everyone who cares about you is going to disappoint you. 254 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:42,140 All I know is I'm being given a chance to have a real life. 255 00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:44,100 I'm not gonna do anything to mess it up. 256 00:11:46,340 --> 00:11:49,020 You're missing about ten milligrams of nickel iodine. 257 00:11:58,020 --> 00:11:59,820 Oh, good. I need to talk to you. 258 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,280 Now's not the best time, Dad. 259 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,860 Well, it's never an appropriate time for a man 260 00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:06,990 to warn his daughter not to get involved with his teaching assistant, 261 00:12:06,990 --> 00:12:08,870 and yet, here we are. 262 00:12:08,870 --> 00:12:11,170 I'm not getting involved with Mark. 263 00:12:11,170 --> 00:12:13,000 In case you haven't noticed, I'm in a towel 264 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,130 getting ready for prom with Declan. 265 00:12:15,130 --> 00:12:18,930 A much better age-appropriate, all-around good choice I'm thinking. 266 00:12:18,930 --> 00:12:22,720 My year of strumming sad chords was sponsored by Mr. Declan McDonough. 267 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:25,510 Not to mention his role in my disappearing reappearing virtue. 268 00:12:25,510 --> 00:12:27,090 And about that-- 269 00:12:27,090 --> 00:12:29,650 Don't worry, Dad. Store's closed. 270 00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:32,020 What store? 271 00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:33,940 Tragerporium is locked tight. 272 00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:36,150 No weekend sales, no limited time offers. 273 00:12:36,150 --> 00:12:37,850 Security system's armed. 274 00:12:37,850 --> 00:12:39,990 Guard dogs are roaming the aisle. 275 00:12:39,990 --> 00:12:42,070 Of course we're still encouraging window shopping, 276 00:12:42,070 --> 00:12:43,490 'cause you always wanna keep the public interested. 277 00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:45,700 But I can assure you that tonight will not be about sex. 278 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,070 I thought prom was basically just foreplay 279 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,280 for much of the adolescent universe. 280 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,120 - Says who? - Josh. 281 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:52,040 - Josh? - What's up? 282 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,120 Not you, that's for sure. 283 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,290 What? 284 00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:57,830 There'll be no sex had by you. 285 00:12:57,830 --> 00:12:59,050 Not...any of you. 286 00:12:59,050 --> 00:13:02,300 Not tonight, tomorrow, or hopefully in my lifetime. 287 00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:12,640 [doors close] 288 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,390 - Smile. - [sighs] 289 00:13:15,980 --> 00:13:18,190 - What did you do? - What? Is it that obvious? 290 00:13:18,190 --> 00:13:20,150 Last time you had that look, 291 00:13:20,150 --> 00:13:24,110 you realized Josh just found your old pot stash. 292 00:13:24,110 --> 00:13:27,200 Okay, so which parental sin did you commit? 293 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,160 The "don't blow the sex talk" one. 294 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,580 We already had that talk with Lori. 295 00:13:30,580 --> 00:13:32,710 I'm not talking about Lori, or Kyle either. 296 00:13:32,710 --> 00:13:34,210 Josh? 297 00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:35,710 Oh, Stephen, he's not ready. 298 00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:37,000 I know. 299 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,130 Well, you have to go back up and talk to him again. 300 00:13:39,130 --> 00:13:40,920 - I know. - So why aren't you moving? 301 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,420 I don't know. 302 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:46,380 You only have a small window of opportunity to correct this. 303 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:48,130 I can't do it. 304 00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:50,430 Yes. Yes, you can. 305 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,600 You can. You are a smart, educated, 306 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,350 progressive, thoughtful man, 307 00:13:55,350 --> 00:13:58,020 and--and... an excellent father. 308 00:13:58,020 --> 00:14:01,190 Don't psych yourself out. 309 00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:03,440 Just go. 310 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:08,480 Hey, it looks like all the stains came out. 311 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:12,290 Thank you for coming over to help out. 312 00:14:12,290 --> 00:14:14,490 How can I pass up my last opportunity 313 00:14:14,490 --> 00:14:16,450 to prove that I'm smarter than you? 314 00:14:16,450 --> 00:14:18,200 Very funny. 315 00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:23,920 I'm not, you know, smarter. 316 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:26,760 I just try harder to impress people. 317 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,310 But you already knew that. 318 00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:32,850 You don't have to do that anymore. 319 00:14:32,850 --> 00:14:35,640 You never have to prove yourself to anyone ever again. 320 00:14:37,430 --> 00:14:38,940 If anything, 321 00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:42,110 people should start proving themselves to you. 322 00:14:42,110 --> 00:14:44,690 You really don't want to see me leave, do you? 323 00:14:44,690 --> 00:14:49,030 You're my friend, Jessi. 324 00:14:49,030 --> 00:14:51,660 I don't want to lose you. 325 00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:55,410 [cell phone rings] 326 00:15:00,090 --> 00:15:02,630 - Hi. - Hi. 327 00:15:02,630 --> 00:15:04,840 I have your dress. It's not yellow. 328 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:08,090 I know, The dry cleaners accidentally shredded my original dress, 329 00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:10,100 so I had to make a last-minute switch. 330 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,350 At least now I'll match the gym. 331 00:15:11,350 --> 00:15:13,010 How are things going down there? 332 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:14,310 Almost done. 333 00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:16,680 But would you mind dropping the dress off at school? 334 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,680 At the school? Won't you be home soon? 335 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,650 I'm just taking some precautions. 336 00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,770 You know, in case the decorations committee hits a snag 337 00:15:22,770 --> 00:15:23,770 and I have to get ready here. 338 00:15:23,770 --> 00:15:25,610 I'm coming to help you. 339 00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:28,400 Kyle, don't. I'm dirty and a mess. 340 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,070 And even though everything else is a bust right now, 341 00:15:30,070 --> 00:15:31,870 I don't want you to see me until I'm ready. 342 00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:32,990 Just send the dress. 343 00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:34,120 But I-- 344 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,030 Promise me you won't come in. 345 00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:37,950 I promise. 346 00:15:37,950 --> 00:15:40,130 Good. 347 00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:49,430 It's still wet. 348 00:15:49,430 --> 00:15:51,850 I'll take care of it. 349 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:54,010 I should at least take it to her and explain. 350 00:15:54,010 --> 00:15:57,970 Kyle, you need to get ready. 351 00:15:57,970 --> 00:16:00,270 I'll finish the dress, and I'll take it to Amanda. 352 00:16:00,270 --> 00:16:01,980 It will all be okay. 353 00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:05,060 You want to do something nice for Amanda? 354 00:16:05,060 --> 00:16:08,310 No, but I'd like to do something nice for you. 355 00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:13,700 [knock on door] 356 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:15,240 Come in. 357 00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:19,960 What's with the shades? 358 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,580 - Whoa! - Yeah. 359 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:25,000 All the makeup, like, ever, is on your face. 360 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,210 I wanna look "va va voomy" for Josh, 361 00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:29,760 but I keep coming up with vampire clown whore. 362 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,430 Can you help me? 363 00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:34,010 You have two moms. Doesn't one of them wear a little lip-gloss? 364 00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:37,550 My moms think that makeup is an ageist, sexist ploy 365 00:16:37,550 --> 00:16:39,980 to devalue the feminine form in its natural state 366 00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:42,900 perpetuating unrealistic myths and expectations. 367 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:46,020 Yeah. Well... maybe it is. 368 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,020 Come here. 369 00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:52,910 Oh. 370 00:16:52,910 --> 00:16:54,860 [laughs] 371 00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:14,050 Nice job. 372 00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:16,130 I downloaded an instructional diagram. 373 00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:18,970 Stephen will be disappointed he wasn't able to help you. 374 00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:22,230 The ultimate father/son prom ritual. I forgot. 375 00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:24,480 No, no, no, no. Don't worry about Stephen. 376 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,770 Don't worry about anyone but yourself. 377 00:17:26,770 --> 00:17:28,680 And Amanda. 378 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,450 And Amanda. 379 00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:34,780 Oh. Beautiful. 380 00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:37,780 I got it from the rose garden where we had our first kiss. 381 00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:38,990 You thought of everything. 382 00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:41,080 I tried. 383 00:17:42,910 --> 00:17:46,080 Don't forget to stop and smell the roses every so often yourself tonight. 384 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,760 Actually double-dyeing the corsage eliminated the scent of-- 385 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,170 You mean to focus less on making things perfect 386 00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:53,710 and more on having a good time. 387 00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:56,420 Yes. 388 00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:57,920 Look at you. 389 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,560 When you first came here, 390 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,600 everything in the world was new. 391 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,430 Look at all you've learned. 392 00:18:07,430 --> 00:18:10,360 Look at all you've overcome. 393 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,070 Tonight's a celebration of that. 394 00:18:12,070 --> 00:18:13,530 Just breathe and enjoy it. 395 00:18:16,030 --> 00:18:19,620 I'm sorry you had to say good-bye to Adam. 396 00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:25,000 He's doing what he thinks is best for me. 397 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,200 Still, I know it's hard to say good-bye to family. 398 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:34,050 Adam created me. 399 00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:38,090 He's my mentor and my friend. 400 00:18:38,090 --> 00:18:41,310 But you are my family. 401 00:18:57,980 --> 00:19:00,370 Your decorations are ugly. 402 00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:02,830 They'll look better once we turn the lights down. 403 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,670 All right. Fine. It sucks. 404 00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:12,460 It's like Charlie Brown's Christmas tree. 405 00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:13,710 I don't know what that means. 406 00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:16,130 Ugly. It means ugly. 407 00:19:16,130 --> 00:19:19,220 And everyone else left, so I don't have time to go home. 408 00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:21,430 I have to get ready here. 409 00:19:21,430 --> 00:19:23,100 [sighs] 410 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:26,470 I just wanted to make it special for Kyle, but I blew it. 411 00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:30,690 Anyways, thanks for the dress. 412 00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:39,660 [ringing] 413 00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:41,240 Did you deliver the dress? 414 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,910 Your prom is going to be terrible. 415 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,580 Why? 416 00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:48,160 Well, the decorations are a disaster, 417 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,170 and Amanda has to get ready in the school locker room. 418 00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:52,090 Why didn't she ask me for help? 419 00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:54,000 She wanted to make it special for you. 420 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,460 She did? 421 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:57,960 Maybe if you two stopped working so hard 422 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,180 to make it special, you'd enjoy it more. 423 00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:02,100 Or maybe there's still something I can do to fix it. 424 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,100 I figured you'd say something like that. 425 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:07,220 Which is why you called. Thank you. 426 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:09,520 This doesn't mean I like her, by the way. 427 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,060 I know. 428 00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:25,200 [Kyle] Thanks to Jessi, I had an idea 429 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,700 of how to make Amanda's night a little better. 430 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:30,170 Her expectations may have disappeared, 431 00:20:30,170 --> 00:20:32,250 but my desire to surpass them hadn't. 432 00:20:35,710 --> 00:20:38,000 [groans] Could this day get any worse? 433 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,590 Not funny. 434 00:20:42,590 --> 00:20:45,010 I thought, uh, you could use some help getting ready. 435 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,180 What? 436 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,810 Did you poison my makeup or put fleas in my dress? 437 00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:52,560 I think you like being mean to me. 438 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,190 Well, that's just a little bit of 439 00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:55,980 the pot calling the kettle black, now, isn't it? 440 00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:57,730 The pot and the kettle are black. 441 00:20:57,730 --> 00:20:59,820 My point exactly. 442 00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:01,860 Well, after tonight, it doesn't matter anyway. 443 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,740 What's that supposed to mean? 444 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,360 It means I'm leaving town. 445 00:21:07,530 --> 00:21:09,200 I'm sorry to hear that. 446 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,790 Why? You hate me. 447 00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:15,370 But I know how important you are to Kyle. 448 00:21:15,370 --> 00:21:17,870 And when you care about somebody, 449 00:21:17,870 --> 00:21:19,120 you wanna put their feelings first. 450 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:25,220 So how's it going? 451 00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:26,680 All set. 452 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,470 Oops! Uhh! 453 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:33,060 You have to scuff the bottom of your shoes before you walk in them. 454 00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:35,100 - Helps give you traction. - Yeah. I didn't know that. 455 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:37,060 Actually, I didn't either. Kyle told me. 456 00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:39,900 The prom know-it-all strikes again. 457 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,900 - So, listen-- - Please don't. 458 00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:44,400 I have to. 459 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,070 Then could you make it quick and painless, please? 460 00:21:46,070 --> 00:21:48,900 All right. You want it quick and painless? Don't use this. 461 00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:50,410 You don't want me to have safe sex? 462 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:51,870 No. 463 00:21:51,870 --> 00:21:53,620 I--I mean yes, 464 00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:56,000 I do want you to have safe sex, 465 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 but, no, I don't want you to have sex at all. 466 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,090 I'd much rather you wait till you know you're ready, 467 00:22:00,090 --> 00:22:03,220 till you and Andy know you're ready. 468 00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:05,170 It'll mean a whole lot more if you do. 469 00:22:05,170 --> 00:22:08,880 But if you decide to ignore everything I say 470 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,810 and make you own monumentally life-altering 471 00:22:11,810 --> 00:22:13,350 no-going-back decision to have sex, 472 00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:17,060 forever changing the relationship you have with Andy, 473 00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:19,230 then I want you to be protected. 474 00:22:20,860 --> 00:22:22,150 Can I go now? 475 00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:23,570 Yes. 476 00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:28,030 Whoa. Hold up. 477 00:22:28,030 --> 00:22:29,870 A little screwy loop here. 478 00:22:32,910 --> 00:22:35,450 Okay. 479 00:22:35,450 --> 00:22:37,040 Good to go. 480 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:40,760 - Thanks, Dad. - You're welcome. 481 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,670 Hey, handsome. 482 00:22:46,670 --> 00:22:49,210 So how was The Talk, Part Two? 483 00:22:49,210 --> 00:22:52,180 Well, a little like that condom I just gave our son. 484 00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:55,970 Clumsy, awkward, but hopefully effective. 485 00:22:55,970 --> 00:22:58,430 Are you sure you're okay with missing your dinner to help with my plan? 486 00:22:58,430 --> 00:23:00,190 Do you think for one minute that Lori Trager 487 00:23:00,190 --> 00:23:03,190 would let us miss an opportunity to help you and Amanda? 488 00:23:03,190 --> 00:23:05,730 We're skipping the pre-prom dinner? Sweet! 489 00:23:05,730 --> 00:23:07,320 You were paying for that part, weren't you? 490 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,520 I was indeed. 491 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,030 What's taking them so long? 492 00:23:10,030 --> 00:23:12,410 I've been gorgeous for hours already. 493 00:23:12,410 --> 00:23:15,240 Let's go, people! We have a prom to save! 494 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,030 You are ruining our entrance. 495 00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:23,380 - Lori, you look-- - Yeah, yeah. 496 00:23:23,380 --> 00:23:25,130 Josh? 497 00:23:25,130 --> 00:23:27,090 What you are about to experience 498 00:23:27,090 --> 00:23:30,260 is a defining moment in your otherwise idiotic life. 499 00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:33,010 Do not mess it up. 500 00:23:35,050 --> 00:23:36,550 Looking good, Trager. 501 00:23:36,550 --> 00:23:38,100 Not bad yourself, McDonough. 502 00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:39,260 Where's... 503 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:43,770 Andy. 504 00:23:53,870 --> 00:23:56,070 All my research had been right. 505 00:23:56,070 --> 00:23:58,780 No matter what anyone said about expectations, 506 00:23:58,780 --> 00:24:02,920 everyone secretly hoped this would be the best night of their lives. 507 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,080 Oh, my God! 508 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,540 I knew that more than just helping Amanda, 509 00:24:07,540 --> 00:24:11,430 my night had just become about making sure everyone got their wish. 510 00:24:16,850 --> 00:24:18,260 [camera clicks] 511 00:24:21,150 --> 00:24:22,400 Ow. 512 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,600 You did that on purpose. 513 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,690 Maybe. 514 00:24:26,690 --> 00:24:28,190 [whistles] 515 00:24:28,190 --> 00:24:30,530 Wow. 516 00:24:30,530 --> 00:24:33,110 - Really? - Yeah. 517 00:24:33,110 --> 00:24:34,820 Jessi helped me. 518 00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:36,030 You did? 519 00:24:36,030 --> 00:24:39,880 Well, I didn't want to, but she was really pathetic. 520 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,210 Thanks. 521 00:24:41,210 --> 00:24:42,420 You're welcome. 522 00:24:42,420 --> 00:24:44,080 Okay. Good to know a little girl-bonding 523 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,420 didn't upset the balance of nature. 524 00:24:46,420 --> 00:24:49,330 - What time is it? - Relax. We're here early. 525 00:24:49,330 --> 00:24:50,890 Kyle's waiting for you in the gym. 526 00:25:00,230 --> 00:25:02,770 You've gone soft. 527 00:25:02,770 --> 00:25:04,850 I had a near-death experience. 528 00:25:04,850 --> 00:25:09,140 It's gonna take me a few days to return to normal. 529 00:26:02,410 --> 00:26:03,830 Hi. 530 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:07,080 Hi. 531 00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:13,130 It's perfect. 532 00:26:13,130 --> 00:26:15,210 I had a little help. 533 00:26:18,510 --> 00:26:20,770 ♪♪ [dance] 534 00:26:34,230 --> 00:26:36,190 Heel, toe, heel, clap, clap. 535 00:26:36,190 --> 00:26:37,820 Heel, toe, heel, clap, clap. 536 00:26:37,820 --> 00:26:39,660 I think the problem is I have two left feet. 537 00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:42,040 I never noticed. How do you buy shoes? 538 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,700 It's an expression. 539 00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:45,740 But you knew that, didn't you? 540 00:26:52,010 --> 00:26:54,050 Those jewels aren't real, you know! 541 00:26:54,050 --> 00:26:56,170 [Girl] Whatever, Hillary! 542 00:27:01,060 --> 00:27:03,390 Don't drink that. Someone spiked the punch. 543 00:27:03,390 --> 00:27:05,850 That's impossible. 544 00:27:05,850 --> 00:27:08,760 According to my research, it happens at 68% of all proms. 545 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,360 I have to take care of this. 546 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,980 And something's leaking by the DJ table. There's water everywhere. 547 00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:15,610 I'm on it. 548 00:27:28,490 --> 00:27:30,290 Where's Declan? 549 00:27:30,290 --> 00:27:33,210 Hopefully not looking for me. 550 00:27:34,290 --> 00:27:35,920 Where's Andy? 551 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,460 I, uh, ditched her on the dance floor. 552 00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:40,180 A man needs a break, you know? 553 00:27:42,220 --> 00:27:45,560 Why are you both hiding from your dates? 554 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,560 You want this one? 555 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,260 He's hiding because he's freaking out 556 00:27:49,260 --> 00:27:51,190 about whether or not to have sex with Andy. 557 00:27:51,190 --> 00:27:53,860 She wants this. I mean, I can't blame her. 558 00:27:53,860 --> 00:27:55,190 Eww. 559 00:27:55,190 --> 00:27:59,400 But she's so much more experienced than I am. 560 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,490 So, yeah, I'm totally freaking out. 561 00:28:01,490 --> 00:28:04,200 Right. 562 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,990 Your turn. 563 00:28:06,990 --> 00:28:08,700 She's messed up because she doesn't know 564 00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:11,130 whether or not to get back together with Declan. 565 00:28:11,130 --> 00:28:12,710 Yep. 566 00:28:12,710 --> 00:28:16,460 [sighs] Prom is stressful. 567 00:28:16,460 --> 00:28:18,790 [sighs] True that. 568 00:28:18,790 --> 00:28:20,840 It doesn't have to be. 569 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,550 Are you kidding? You've been flipping out all week. 570 00:28:24,550 --> 00:28:28,720 I know. But Nicole taught me something. 571 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,900 You're busting out a Mom moment right now? 572 00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:33,980 She said that tonight is a celebration of how far we've come, 573 00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:37,190 and we should just let it happen and enjoy it. 574 00:28:38,730 --> 00:28:41,030 I have come a long way. 575 00:28:41,030 --> 00:28:42,950 From dumb to dumber. 576 00:28:42,950 --> 00:28:45,530 Better than a slut to sluttier. 577 00:28:45,530 --> 00:28:48,120 - That's the old me. - Oh. 578 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:52,130 Which means I have come a long way. 579 00:28:52,130 --> 00:28:55,830 That Nicole Trager, she's pretty good. 580 00:28:55,830 --> 00:28:57,670 Yes, she is. 581 00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:01,880 You're not so bad yourself. 582 00:29:06,930 --> 00:29:08,640 Shall we? 583 00:29:10,650 --> 00:29:12,650 Okay. 584 00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:19,440 All right. Tell me the truth. 585 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,820 About what? 586 00:29:20,820 --> 00:29:23,240 We lost the song contest, didn't we? 587 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,200 We lost the song contest. 588 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,400 Well, that's just... 589 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,960 [sighs] ...fine, actually. 590 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,170 - Is it? - Yeah. 591 00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:34,750 I didn't write that song for this. 592 00:29:34,750 --> 00:29:38,410 I wrote it because I had something to say about myself and... 593 00:29:38,410 --> 00:29:40,920 everyone here tonight. 594 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,220 Well, no one's heard it except me. 595 00:29:43,220 --> 00:29:46,220 [sighs] The perils of the undiscovered songwriting duo. 596 00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:49,050 Destined for a lonely life on the road. 597 00:29:49,050 --> 00:29:51,640 With only their college degrees to keep them warm at night. 598 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:52,770 PhDs, please. 599 00:29:52,770 --> 00:29:54,190 You have a PhD? 600 00:29:54,190 --> 00:29:56,640 No, not yet. How old do you think I am? 601 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,020 How old are you? 602 00:29:58,020 --> 00:29:59,860 I'm 19. 603 00:29:59,860 --> 00:30:02,240 You're only 19? 604 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,990 I was--I was sort of an early bloomer, academically speaking. 605 00:30:05,990 --> 00:30:08,400 And you've been torturing me about being so young. 606 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,000 You are unbelievable. 607 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,620 But I'm half of a pretty great songwriting duo. 608 00:30:13,620 --> 00:30:16,500 I don't know about great. You heard the song. 609 00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:18,000 But have you? 610 00:30:24,170 --> 00:30:26,590 Hello, everyone. Hello. 611 00:30:26,590 --> 00:30:28,220 I hope you're all having a great night. 612 00:30:28,220 --> 00:30:32,520 This song is not the winner of the prom theme contest. 613 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,930 But I though that everybody should get a chance to hear this song. 614 00:30:35,930 --> 00:30:40,240 It's written by someone who, in my opinion, 615 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:43,940 knows a whole lot more about who she is 616 00:30:43,940 --> 00:30:48,190 and really what life's all about than she will ever admit. 617 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,580 So, enjoy it. 618 00:30:53,950 --> 00:30:57,120 ♪ I didn't hear when they said it ♪ 619 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,490 ♪ Time heals a wounded heart ♪ 620 00:30:59,490 --> 00:31:03,090 ♪ I'm floating, and I wonder... ♪ 621 00:31:03,090 --> 00:31:06,090 This isn't-- How... 622 00:31:06,090 --> 00:31:09,210 I'm a computer genius, remember? 623 00:31:09,210 --> 00:31:11,930 ♪ Where things won't fall apart ♪ 624 00:31:11,930 --> 00:31:15,140 ♪ In front of me ♪ 625 00:31:16,270 --> 00:31:22,150 ♪ Tonight shines a light I can see ♪ 626 00:31:22,150 --> 00:31:28,020 ♪ Everything's right in front of me ♪ 627 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:33,870 ♪ Opportunity, take a chance in romance ♪ 628 00:31:33,870 --> 00:31:38,790 ♪ Let's see what this life can be... ♪ 629 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,630 What are you doing up here? 630 00:31:44,630 --> 00:31:46,880 Roof leak. 631 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:50,010 What about you? I thought you went home hours ago. 632 00:31:50,010 --> 00:31:53,100 What do they call it? A last hurrah? 633 00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:55,350 A last hurrah? 634 00:31:58,310 --> 00:32:00,400 You're leaving with Sarah tonight. 635 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,560 Yeah. 636 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,520 You're not gonna ask her to stay? 637 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:08,270 Amanda said something to me earlier. 638 00:32:08,270 --> 00:32:12,120 If you care about someone, you wanna put their feelings first. 639 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,450 I wanna do that for Sarah. 640 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,410 I understand. 641 00:32:18,410 --> 00:32:20,880 I guess I just wish she'd done the same for you. 642 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:38,300 Thank you for your help tonight. 643 00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:41,860 It's amazing what we can accomplish when we work together, isn't it? 644 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,020 I'm gonna miss you, Jessi. 645 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,910 No, you're not. 646 00:32:50,910 --> 00:32:53,610 Because no matter where I am, 647 00:32:53,610 --> 00:32:55,160 we're always connected. 648 00:32:57,030 --> 00:32:58,240 That's true. 649 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:01,500 Even if I am smarter. 650 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:03,120 - Stronger. - Faster. 651 00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:26,350 You, uh... 652 00:33:26,350 --> 00:33:31,030 you better get back in there and make some more memories. 653 00:33:31,030 --> 00:33:35,150 They're kinda hard to come by for people like you and me. 654 00:33:35,150 --> 00:33:36,780 You should come down, too. 655 00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:43,000 A last hurrah. 656 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,960 A last hurrah. 657 00:34:17,860 --> 00:34:20,030 You've been following me. 658 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,120 Nice tux. 659 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,460 Why all the secrecy? 660 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,670 I didn't want to distract you. 661 00:34:33,630 --> 00:34:36,090 You're worried about Latnok, aren't you? 662 00:34:36,090 --> 00:34:37,800 You don't trust them either. 663 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,850 Well, they're scientists. 664 00:34:40,850 --> 00:34:42,520 I don't know if they should be trusted. 665 00:34:44,180 --> 00:34:46,100 Do I have anything to worry about? 666 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,520 You should always worry. 667 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,360 Not tonight. 668 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,820 Tonight is about Amanda. 669 00:34:55,820 --> 00:34:57,320 We'll be fine. 670 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,620 Okay. 671 00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:03,410 I'll go. 672 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,040 But, Foss. 673 00:35:08,290 --> 00:35:10,550 Thanks for looking out for me. 674 00:35:31,570 --> 00:35:34,570 God, I love a man in a tux. 675 00:35:34,570 --> 00:35:35,820 Me, too. 676 00:35:35,820 --> 00:35:38,190 I mean, I like being the man you love in a tux. 677 00:35:38,190 --> 00:35:40,110 Okay, so we've had our pictures taken. 678 00:35:40,110 --> 00:35:45,160 We've danced. We've eaten weird French hors d'oeuvrey things. 679 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,580 We've covered every prom cliché in the book, 680 00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:52,630 and now I think we should move onto our end of the night festivities. 681 00:35:52,630 --> 00:35:54,920 Okay. 682 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,210 Let me begin by saying you're the hottest girl I know, 683 00:35:57,210 --> 00:36:01,100 and I fantasize about having sex with you, like, all the time. 684 00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:04,140 And I really wanted to have sex with you tonight. 685 00:36:04,140 --> 00:36:06,180 But then my dad comes up to me 686 00:36:06,180 --> 00:36:08,720 and didn't make any sense about whatever he was trying to say 687 00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:10,060 and wanted to give me a condom, 688 00:36:10,060 --> 00:36:12,070 and it all became real. 689 00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:15,610 And anyway, I just... don't think we should. 690 00:36:17,570 --> 00:36:19,730 You think I wanted to give it up to you tonight? 691 00:36:19,730 --> 00:36:21,660 Didn't you? 692 00:36:24,030 --> 00:36:26,200 Losing my virginity on prom night 693 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:30,630 is the most cliché of all things cliché. 694 00:36:30,630 --> 00:36:33,290 What kind of sentimental loser do you think I am? 695 00:36:33,290 --> 00:36:36,330 Wait. You're a virgin? 696 00:36:36,330 --> 00:36:39,210 Why wouldn't I be? 697 00:36:39,210 --> 00:36:43,100 So what did you mean then, if not sex? 698 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,840 Triple chocolate sundaes 699 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:53,150 and me kicking your ass yet again in G-Force Extreme. 700 00:36:54,850 --> 00:36:56,350 Really? 701 00:36:58,610 --> 00:37:00,230 Really. 702 00:37:07,620 --> 00:37:09,360 There you are. 703 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,960 I'm finally done putting out fires. 704 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,630 I'm assuming there were no actual fires. 705 00:37:14,630 --> 00:37:16,670 No, no fires. 706 00:37:16,670 --> 00:37:19,040 A flood or two. 707 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,680 I guess there was more than one leak. 708 00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,180 The cleaning crew will get it. 709 00:37:23,180 --> 00:37:25,050 I think it's time for a dance. 710 00:37:25,050 --> 00:37:27,800 I think that sounds great. 711 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,380 Have a great night, everyone. 712 00:37:29,380 --> 00:37:32,190 The prom as we know it has ended. 713 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,440 It's over. 714 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,060 It doesn't have to be. 715 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,360 May I have this dance? 716 00:37:49,660 --> 00:37:52,500 [people shouting] 717 00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:54,170 - Bye! - Later! 718 00:37:54,170 --> 00:37:55,540 Gotta go, pumpkins. 719 00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:57,500 I got a tiara to stalk. 720 00:37:57,500 --> 00:38:00,760 - Good night. - Later, Hills. 721 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:04,720 So what's next on our Hillary-approved itinerary? 722 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:06,260 How'd you know? 723 00:38:06,260 --> 00:38:10,220 'Cause she had that glint of a job well done in her eyes. 724 00:38:10,220 --> 00:38:13,060 I didn't want to mess anything up. 725 00:38:13,060 --> 00:38:14,890 How could you think you could mess it up? 726 00:38:14,890 --> 00:38:17,100 'Cause I feel like that's all I've ever done 727 00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:19,560 since the first time we got together. 728 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,070 I couldn't even break up with you properly. 729 00:38:22,070 --> 00:38:23,940 We're so passed that. 730 00:38:23,940 --> 00:38:27,530 Look, I know I said I'd be more open and all that, 731 00:38:27,530 --> 00:38:30,110 so let me do this. 732 00:38:30,110 --> 00:38:33,250 Right. Sorry. Continue with your openness. 733 00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:35,950 I really like you, Lori. 734 00:38:35,950 --> 00:38:38,660 I always have. 735 00:38:38,660 --> 00:38:41,170 I don't know where you stand with me 736 00:38:41,170 --> 00:38:43,010 or with what we're supposed to be or not be, 737 00:38:43,010 --> 00:38:47,340 but I want you to know that it's in your hands. 738 00:38:47,340 --> 00:38:51,600 It's in my hands? Why? 739 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,930 'Cause I heard your song tonight. 740 00:38:53,930 --> 00:38:55,230 Really heard it. 741 00:38:56,810 --> 00:39:00,400 The girl who wrote it has got her whole future in front of her. 742 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,940 I don't wanna be the one that holds her back. 743 00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:10,360 You know what's amazing? 744 00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:16,040 Is you really know me, and you get me. 745 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,200 I care about you so much. 746 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:23,050 [crying] But you're right. 747 00:39:23,050 --> 00:39:25,630 I don't wanna move backwards. 748 00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:28,920 Or even stay in the same place. 749 00:39:32,140 --> 00:39:34,220 So... 750 00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:37,220 I think that means that we shouldn't be together. 751 00:39:37,220 --> 00:39:39,640 Is that okay? 752 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,650 I seem to remember it's part of the whole "it's in your hands" thing. 753 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,070 Do you mean it? 754 00:39:46,070 --> 00:39:49,780 Trager, you're one of my best friends. 755 00:39:49,780 --> 00:39:51,660 All I want is for you to be happy. 756 00:39:53,620 --> 00:39:55,290 I don't know if I deserve that. 757 00:39:55,290 --> 00:39:58,830 Trust me, you do. 758 00:40:17,930 --> 00:40:20,100 ♪ With everything I've ever done ♪ 759 00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:22,440 ♪ I'd give it all to everyone ♪ 760 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:26,020 ♪ For one more day... ♪ 761 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,230 You did that, didn't you? 762 00:40:30,230 --> 00:40:31,660 Maybe. 763 00:40:33,990 --> 00:40:35,530 So how do you do it all? 764 00:40:35,530 --> 00:40:37,240 Do what? 765 00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:39,620 Everything I've seen you do. 766 00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:43,340 My brain is more developed than other people's. 767 00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:45,630 It allows me to do special things. 768 00:40:45,630 --> 00:40:50,040 Kinda like Superman, only real? 769 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:51,430 Can you fly? 770 00:40:51,430 --> 00:40:52,890 I'm not gonna tell you that 771 00:40:52,890 --> 00:40:55,220 until you tell me something I don't know about you. 772 00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:58,050 - Not this again. - It's only fair. 773 00:40:58,050 --> 00:41:00,690 You may not know that... 774 00:41:04,230 --> 00:41:05,480 I love you. 775 00:41:09,980 --> 00:41:11,110 You do? 776 00:41:12,660 --> 00:41:14,030 I do. 777 00:41:17,030 --> 00:41:18,530 I love you, too. 778 00:41:19,820 --> 00:41:21,170 [water drips] Oops. 779 00:41:21,170 --> 00:41:23,290 Here, don't get your feet wet. 780 00:41:25,460 --> 00:41:29,920 ♪ Another face, another friend another place, another end ♪ 781 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,220 ♪ But I'll play on... ♪ 782 00:41:33,220 --> 00:41:34,430 [Kyle] There's a reason why people say 783 00:41:34,430 --> 00:41:36,680 we shouldn't expect too much. 784 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:40,980 No one wants to see someone they care about end up disappointed. 785 00:41:43,270 --> 00:41:50,060 ♪ So don't wait for someone to tell you it's too late ♪ 786 00:41:50,060 --> 00:41:52,450 ♪ 'Cause these are the best days ♪ 787 00:41:52,450 --> 00:41:55,990 ♪ It always... ♪ 788 00:41:55,990 --> 00:41:57,410 [Kyle] We instinctively act 789 00:41:57,410 --> 00:41:59,450 to protect our own from being hurt 790 00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:05,000 and do what we can to make the right choices for the people we love. 791 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,160 But the reason we have expectations in the first place 792 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:13,090 is because we wanna aim as high as we can. 793 00:42:13,090 --> 00:42:14,880 Because when you love someone, 794 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:18,380 there's no limit to what you can accomplish. 795 00:42:18,380 --> 00:42:21,520 ♪ The rest of our lives... ♪ 796 00:42:27,060 --> 00:42:29,020 Oh! I left my other clothes inside. 797 00:42:29,020 --> 00:42:31,030 - I'll get them. - No, I will. 798 00:42:31,030 --> 00:42:32,070 No, let me help you. 799 00:42:32,070 --> 00:42:35,030 - Again. - Always. 800 00:42:35,030 --> 00:42:36,740 [sighs] 801 00:42:46,620 --> 00:42:49,200 Got everything you need? 802 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,090 I do now. 58503

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