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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:53,560 Charly - No Dick! 4 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:04,520 Charly, I think you lost something. 5 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:10,000 Charly - No Dick! 6 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:14,240 Charly - No Dick! 7 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:16,280 Settle down! Quiet, please! 8 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,440 Stop behaving like nine-year-olds! 9 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:42,840 Charly - No Dick! 10 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,680 So, Charly, did you find your dick? 11 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:57,600 Constantin! 12 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:03,440 -Right. Come on, Charly. -I lost my dick. 13 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,040 I mean, my goggles. 14 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:07,440 Yes, I'll just go and get another pair. 15 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,320 Dry yourself off, okay? Right. 16 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:10,880 Constantin! 17 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:18,080 HARD FEELINGS 18 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,600 God! Please, why me? 19 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:23,640 Oh God. This is so embarrassing! 20 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,680 You're really making my life hell. 21 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,840 See that? What a loser. 22 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:36,080 Oh boy! 23 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,280 Hey, Consti, Basti. 24 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,120 Helicopter! 25 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,560 Dude, put that thing away before you injure someone. 26 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:52,520 Hey, big dick, big responsibility. What's with the face? 27 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,840 I heard things aren't going too well with the Dream Team. 28 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,400 Oh. So, Marlene didn't let you near her, huh? 29 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,840 You know what, Ziggy? 30 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:03,760 I didn't let her near me, okay? There's a difference. 31 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,240 He's just pissed 32 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,800 because Marlene didn't invite him to her house party. 33 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,560 Hey, Consti. Chin up, man. 34 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:12,920 There's still the graduation party. And if not, life's a bitch. 35 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,600 -Have I ever told you how smart you are? -I know. 36 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:20,880 You two are so gay. 37 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:25,160 -It's not our fault you only like pussy. -You're missing out on half the fun. 38 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:26,440 -Let's go, yeah? -Let's go. 39 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,040 And what can you do, mini drone? 40 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,520 Oh no. My yogurt leaked. 41 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:57,560 Here we go. 42 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:00,520 INDOOR SWIMMING POOL 43 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,720 Well, same old. My yogurt leaked. 44 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,240 No, that's not another way of saying jerking off. 45 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:16,280 You're just pretty weird. 46 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,080 Nice to see you, my old friend. 47 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,800 Why do you talk like that? No one's listening. 48 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,120 We've spoken backwards since we were kids. 49 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,840 Why ruin a lovely tradition? 50 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,720 Yeah, but still, aren't we a little old for secret languages? 51 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,320 Age is just a number. 52 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,000 -Did you miss me? -You have no idea. 53 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,800 Heard about your big solo performance tomorrow. 54 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,400 Don't remind me. It's a total nightmare. 55 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,080 If it's that bad, just quit. 56 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,400 My mother thinks I have an exceptional vocal tone, 57 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,000 and the whole world should know. 58 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,960 Is that right? Then the school choir is the right place for you. 59 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,000 -Just say no! -No, I can't break her heart! 60 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,000 Then I can't help you. 61 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:18,600 Then don't. 62 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,320 -Go on. Sing something. -You sing something. 63 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,920 I'm not in the school choir. I'm not the one with an exceptional voice! 64 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:39,760 -Have you studied for the final exams? -No, I'll do it next week. 65 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:40,800 -You? -No, not yet. 66 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,720 When it's all over, we'll grab your car and just take off. 67 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,800 -Okay. And go where? -We'll see. 68 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,760 -Want to come in? -No, my league is waiting. 69 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:50,520 Oh, and Charly! 70 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,800 From virgin to virgin, and with nothing to compare it to, 71 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,200 -I'm absolutely certain your dick really-- -Okay, bye! 72 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,000 If I were you, I wouldn't look at my phone tonight. 73 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,680 This fridge has five compartments. 74 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:12,960 The middle compartment cools to between four and five degrees Celsius. 75 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,640 -There's a reason for that. -A bit over the top. It's a fridge. 76 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,960 Charly? Charly, come here, please. 77 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:24,040 -Mom, Dad, it's been a really long day-- -Yeah. 78 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,600 Charly, tell me, where would you put the yogurt? 79 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:30,480 In the fridge. 80 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,160 We're playing that game, are we? 81 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:36,160 So at least put it on the middle shelf where it belongs. 82 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:40,120 You heard the boy. In the fridge. Who cares which compartment? 83 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,040 I care! 84 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:45,640 And why do you buy all those yogurts? 85 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:48,600 Because they're on sale, and because I like yogurt. 86 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,640 Do you know why they're on sale? 87 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:53,400 Because they're moldy! 88 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,440 They're way past the expiration date. 89 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:58,240 The best before date is a guideline, Sabine. 90 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,040 Yogurt is made out of… 91 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:04,680 -Bacteria. -Bacteria. 92 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:07,360 If it's a few days older, it's really not a problem. 93 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:08,480 Not a problem. 94 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:10,400 For you, maybe. 95 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,960 I'm the one who has to sleep next to you while you fart your heart out. 96 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:17,720 Come on. Don't exaggerate. Now you want to take my yogurt away too? 97 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:20,240 You're lactose intolerant, Rudi. 98 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:23,040 Sabine, take it all, but please leave me my yogurt. 99 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:26,680 If your father were still alive, he'd be so proud of you two. 100 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,160 Who takes after Dad more, me or Paula? 101 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,080 Paula. You take after me more. 102 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,920 Hi, hon. How was school? 103 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,800 Same. My league awaits. 104 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:39,800 How come you kept them waiting? 105 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,160 Do you have a boyfriend at last? 106 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:43,760 None of your business! 107 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,760 Or a girlfriend? 108 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:49,800 Don't pressure your sister. 109 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:52,440 There's nothing wrong with being a late bloomer. 110 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:12,800 Good work, Straight Shooter! 111 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:15,480 -Yeah, Paula? -Yeah. 112 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,800 Check your phone. I sent you a little something. 113 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:19,880 Although it's not actually little. 114 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:27,160 Why is everything always about sex? 115 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,880 Is it because I'm a girl? 116 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,320 I mean, they have mothers or sisters too. 117 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,880 Do they just say, "Mom, pass me the salt, please"? 118 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:37,560 "While you're at it, what do you think of my dick pic? Did it turn out well?" 119 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:41,040 "I mean, I just wanted to get your expert opinion as a woman." 120 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,280 It pisses me off! 121 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:46,440 Yeah, I totally get it. That kind of stuff doesn't happen to guys. 122 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:47,760 Really sucks. 123 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,360 If my dad was alive, he'd have given them a good beating. 124 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:53,560 Thanks. 125 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:55,640 So, how are you? 126 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:57,680 No idea. 127 00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,280 I'd really like to start over. 128 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,160 But once it's on the Internet… 129 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,160 Charly - No Dick is going to be with me forever. 130 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,720 Doesn't matter. I have you. 131 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:24,640 Did you hear that? 132 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:26,800 What? 133 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:31,360 Everything's gone so quiet all of a sudden. 134 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:53,640 Oh my God! That was so weird. 135 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,400 We just got hit by lightning! 136 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:58,120 It was so close! I saw it right in front of me! 137 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,680 It was a sign! Like a near-death experience! 138 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,560 Know what I mean? Bam! 139 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:03,600 We're alive! 140 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,880 -You're hyperventilating. You're okay. -I'm okay. 141 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,040 -You're okay. -I'm okay. 142 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:07,960 You're good. 143 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,720 -I'm okay. -Everything's okay. 144 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:10,760 I'm okay. 145 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:12,680 That was weird. 146 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,240 Yes. 147 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,200 Charly, wake up. 148 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,480 The early bird catches the worm. 149 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:24,040 And by that, I don't mean me, obviously! 150 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,440 Time to get up! I've been up for a while! 151 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,320 -Yeah? -Nothing? 152 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,800 God, this is really hard. 153 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:35,160 Hard! Get it? 154 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:37,720 Here! 155 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:40,560 Oh, at last. 156 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:44,480 It's me, hi. I would bow, but I feel a little stiff. 157 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,720 A little penis joke. 158 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,160 You won't get rid of me that easy. 159 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,600 You talk to me all the time. 160 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,840 The only difference is now I finally talk back. 161 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,120 I'm talking to my penis. 162 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,840 Hello, big guy. 163 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,880 Were you talking to your penis? 164 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,480 What? No. 165 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:08,120 Could you please get out? 166 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,080 -Who's he talking to? -Not to his penis. 167 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:14,480 -I wasn't talking to my penis. -Like I said. 168 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,280 Why are we talking about our son's penis? 169 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,040 I think he was masturbating. 170 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,200 I wasn't masturbating! 171 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,400 Believe me, we'd both be a lot happier if you had. 172 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,320 Oh, would that shut you up? 173 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,480 -You actually are masturbating. -Get out! 174 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,680 -I just wanted to-- -Could you please knock? 175 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:47,000 I just wanted to ask… 176 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,640 I just wanted to ask if you wanted me to give you a ride. 177 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,560 No! I just want to be left alone! 178 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:17,240 I don't see your problem! You finally have a wingman! 179 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,880 Hey, you little asshole! 180 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,080 I waited for you! 181 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:23,760 -Sorry, I totally forgot. -How? We drive to school every Wednesday! 182 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,040 -So, who's this, then? -Everything okay? 183 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:29,000 -Well, hello, little titty babe. -Yes, why wouldn't it be? 184 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,560 Then stop riding away from me and get in the car! 185 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,560 I'm enjoying the fresh air today. Thanks. 186 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,440 Look, titty babe is back! 187 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,880 -Why are you being so weird? -Me? Weird? 188 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:53,600 -You're driving on the cycling path! -I need to talk to you! 189 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:56,120 -Why does everyone need to talk today? -What? 190 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,680 Yes, talk to her. You're the only one who can hear me. 191 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:01,480 -Didn't I tell you to shut up? -Who are you talking to? 192 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,280 -No one! -I love when you get excited. 193 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,760 -Shut it! -Hold on. 194 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,680 -Are you talking to your-- -Shortcut! 195 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,320 See you later! 196 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:16,840 That hurts me as much as it hurts you, you asshole. So, what about her? 197 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,360 What? 198 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:21,320 If you sleep with her, you'll be rid of me. 199 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,600 -With Paula? -Sure. 200 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:29,000 Of course. As soon as you've done it for the first time, I'm gone. 201 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,000 -No! -Yes. 202 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:30,920 -No! -Yes. 203 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,200 No way. She's my best friend. My only friend. I can't-- 204 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:37,520 -I don't want to risk losing her. -All I hear is, "Wah, wah, wah." 205 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:46,160 Let's start over. Look around you. 206 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,640 Tell me what you see. 207 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,280 Notice anything? 208 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:54,000 -I'm the only one talking to his genitals? -There's worse, right? 209 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,240 Thing is, do you want to be an outsider your whole life? 210 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,800 The one who left school without having had sex? 211 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,520 -Is that what you want? -Shut up. 212 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,120 Hey, Junior! 213 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,280 Hey, Dad. 214 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:08,960 What happened to your bike? 215 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:11,920 Did something break? 216 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,160 Come on, Charly. You animal! 217 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,360 Where've you been hiding her? 218 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,160 Well, it doesn't matter now. 219 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,880 Oh God. She's looking right at us. 220 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,720 Time to release your little tiger. 221 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:31,400 Go on. Talk to her. Say something! 222 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,400 Good morning, Marlene. 223 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:44,280 Oh, well. The poor girl is practically blind. 224 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,240 Okay, we'll just get closer next time. 225 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:48,880 I can fix it in no time. 226 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,520 Have a good day, yeah? 227 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,280 Stop ignoring me. I need to talk to you. 228 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:25,640 FOCUS 229 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,200 We're days away from final exams. 230 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:31,320 And no one here is going to fail. Not on my watch. 231 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,000 I want you to leave this school with your heads held high… 232 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,680 -…and the best prospects. -Boring. 233 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:36,760 Fuck. 234 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:40,320 -Let's focus and go over everything again. -Let's focus and go over her. 235 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,320 The exam-relevant topics in biology are… 236 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,920 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 237 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,280 -Be quiet! -Fuck. 238 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,400 Charly, is there something you'd like to share with us? 239 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000 I need to take a crap. 240 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,880 I sometimes think you actually want to stay a virgin. 241 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,600 Enough already. 242 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:20,920 Charly, you dirty thing, you! During class! 243 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:21,880 Oh yes! 244 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:27,640 Just shut your mouth. 245 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,720 I'm so happy to greet both our graduating class 246 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,320 and the delegation from our partner school, 247 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,760 the Lycée Cousteau de Lyon. 248 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,120 Welcome! 249 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,800 Just relax. 250 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,960 Look, in the first row! Her! Yes! 251 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,760 -Bienvenue. -This is going to be fun. 252 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:27,400 In your honor, our school choir has rehearsed a very special song, 253 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,720 which I think you'll all really enjoy. 254 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,160 Mr. Pendergast. 255 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,320 WELCOME 256 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,760 Just trust me, Charly. I'll make us both big. 257 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,680 Charly, look. Oh God, she wants you. 258 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:32,760 Those lips. 259 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,360 Those eyes. 260 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,600 Imagine her naked. 261 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,440 There! Look at that. She's even smiling. 262 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,280 And I bet we can put a bigger smile on her face. 263 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,800 Look, he's got a hard-on. 264 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,720 He does have a dick. 265 00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,440 A boner. 266 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,800 Hey, Charly! Hey, what's wrong with you? Where are you going? 267 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:07,080 Guess you can stop calling him Charly - No Dick now. 268 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:08,960 Maybe she's right. 269 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,960 They've always called me Charly - No Dick. 270 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:14,320 Now that they can see I have a dick, they make fun of me for that! 271 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:17,760 But she smiled at you. Why did you run off? 272 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,240 Because you've ruined my life yet again! 273 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,000 At least I stood up like a man. 274 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,400 -What about you? -I'm a nerd. 275 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,080 I can't help it. I'm just shy. 276 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,160 And it's the same thing every day. 277 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,960 Believe me. I don't have it easy. 278 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:37,440 I hate being the center of attention. I don't know how to talk to girls. 279 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,640 And I'm horny the whole time! 280 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,720 "Horny nerd gets hard-on on stage." 281 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,120 And post. 282 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,640 It's not that bad. 283 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:10,400 No, it's really bad! How can I show my face at school tomorrow? 284 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,760 -People think I'm a pervert or something. -Oh my God, Charly. 285 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,400 Marlene posted a video, and it's gone viral. 286 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:19,040 -"Horny nerd"-- -Can we just not talk about it? 287 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,600 -No, take a look. -Please! 288 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,560 You're really tense. 289 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:55,680 And your muscles have really grown. 290 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,800 Believe me, baby. That's not the only thing growing here. 291 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,120 Say something! 292 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,880 Didn't you want to tell me something? 293 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,480 Do you… 294 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,200 want to sleep with me? 295 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,840 Yes! 296 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,480 Yes, yes, yes! 297 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:29,960 No. Nah. 298 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,560 -Nah? -Nah. 299 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,920 -Yes. Nah. -Nah. 300 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,480 -Yes, nah. That would be really weird. -Yes. 301 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:36,760 Yes. Nah. 302 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,560 Would you just excuse me a moment? 303 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:40,480 Yeah, sure. 304 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,440 Yeah. 305 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,920 What are you doing? Are you crazy? 306 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,040 -That was the perfect opportunity! -As if. 307 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,560 She's my best friend. 308 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:56,080 I can't do it for the first time with her. That's incest. 309 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,720 "Your muscles have grown." Are you serious? 310 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,280 Strange. That usually works. 311 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,040 How am I supposed to go back out? 312 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,240 Honey, don't you think you're overreacting? 313 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,480 Overreacting? I've known her since kindergarten! 314 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,360 Sure, but it's not like you're related! 315 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,960 What am I supposed to do? Go over and say, "Hey, sorry." 316 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,920 "My talking vagina wanted me to ask you if you'd sleep with me." 317 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,600 It's called a vulva, sweetie. Who cares if he understands. 318 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,840 I don't even believe it. Why would she? 319 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,440 Okay. So, a hand job, then? 320 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,080 Oh, this is all too much! 321 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,280 Hey. I… 322 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,160 I have to go, sadly. 323 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,920 -Yes. -Really. Okay, yeah. 324 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,840 -So, see you tomorrow. -See you tomorrow. 325 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,800 Just do what I tell you, 326 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,480 and I promise you, your whole life will change! 327 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,000 What if I lose her because of it? 328 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:55,360 -She's all I've got. -So what? 329 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,000 At least you'd get a grade A training pussy. 330 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,480 Stop. Don't talk about Paula like that, or… 331 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:01,520 Or what? 332 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:03,640 Or the deal's off. 333 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,520 Keep talking. 334 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:10,760 So long as Paula stays off-limits and I pass my exams, I'll go for it. 335 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,880 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'll listen to my dick. 336 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,920 -You won't regret this. -Yeah, I already am. 337 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,200 Give me five, partner. 338 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,120 Not like that. 339 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,080 Yeah, thanks. 340 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,520 -Morning. -Good morning, honey. 341 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,280 Where's Dad? 342 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,560 Don't know. He needs some time for himself. 343 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,680 What are you doing? 344 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,480 Swiping. 345 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,280 I can see that. 346 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:46,400 -Would you like some breakfast? -No, I seem to have lost my appetite. 347 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,120 We need to talk. 348 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,840 Yeah, sure. I just have to finish up here. 349 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,040 No, now! 350 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,120 What's up? 351 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,120 What's up with Mom? 352 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,120 I have no idea. 353 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,000 And why are you here? 354 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,560 Mom needs some space, so I'm giving it to her. 355 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:46,960 How's she doing? 356 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,760 She's downloaded some dating app. 357 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:49,880 A dating app? 358 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,760 -That doesn't sound good. -No, it doesn't! 359 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,440 -And how are you? -Not good! 360 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,480 -How come? -It's complicated. 361 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,080 Do something! 362 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,080 -What do you want me to do? -Win her back? 363 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,040 Invest in some fashionable underwear? What do I know? 364 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,920 -Hey. -What's going on? 365 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,400 Hey, cool video. 366 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,720 -There he is! -Hey! 367 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,520 -Hey, can we make a TikTok? -Yes, please! Let's make one. 368 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,520 Leave me alone! 369 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,800 Hey, what's your problem, bro? I thought what you did was nice. 370 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,240 Take a look. 371 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,320 And I'm horny all the time! 372 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,840 We've all had embarrassing moments like these. 373 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,640 But how many of us can say 374 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,320 we were brave enough to stand up for ourselves? 375 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:51,320 Whoever that guy is, he should be an inspiration to us all. 376 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,040 I stand with Boner Boy. 377 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:56,000 Look, you're a star! I told you! 378 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,680 You've got to just trust me! 379 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,720 Oh my God. Amy Speaks is talking about your video. 380 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,000 10,000 reposts already. You're TikTok famous. 381 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,560 Charly's going viral, though not in the way you wanted. 382 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,280 -Boner Boy! -Did you hear about it? 383 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,800 He kind of has potential. 384 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,440 Thanks. I have to… 385 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,360 -Great move! -I have class. Sorry. 386 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,760 Listen up. About last night, I hope-- 387 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,240 No, don't worry about it. Really. Later, bro. 388 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,800 -Bro? -Boner Boy! 389 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,400 -Please, Charly. One picture. -I have to get to class. 390 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,560 -A selfie. Come on. -Cool, a selfie. 391 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,920 -Thanks. -Thanks. Oh my God! Thanks. 392 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,600 Why, hello! 393 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,800 I'm so sorry. 394 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,440 You're Charly, non? 395 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:57,640 -Yes. How do you know? -Everyone's talking about you. 396 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:03,280 My name is Françoise, and I don't really know my way around yet. 397 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:08,280 I thought maybe you could show me around town? Tomorrow night? 398 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,440 I'm blowing my load! 399 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,400 -No! -Not really, you dumbass. 400 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:12,840 No? 401 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,960 -Too bad. -We can salvage this. 402 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,400 -Ask her to go out with you. -Françoise. 403 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:23,040 What I meant to say was, no, you can't ask me that. I wanted to ask you first. 404 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,200 Huh? Oh God, you're such a loser. 405 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,360 But it worked! 406 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,680 -Okay. -Awesome! 407 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,360 Boring. 408 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,160 Stop wasting our time. He had his chance. 409 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,720 Hello, apple butt! 410 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,800 I could definitely work with that. Yummy! 411 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,880 Hey, wrong way. Where are you going? 412 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,320 Anyone would thank their lucky stars 413 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,880 for the chance to sleep with someone like you. 414 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,600 You just have to let them. 415 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,800 -But I don't want just anyone! -Paula, wise up. 416 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,600 -Fulfillment comes from getting filled. -Just leave me alone. 417 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,240 This is about that guy. 418 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,440 What? No. 419 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,400 Of course. 420 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,600 The guy you met on vacation two years ago. 421 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,400 He suddenly appeared in front of you. 422 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:17,200 Costa! Him and his little Costa, which was anything but little. 423 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,320 How are you? 424 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:20,880 -Hi. -German? 425 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:24,400 -Yeah. -We're having a beach party later. 426 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,200 I'd love it if you could come by. 427 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,240 See you later, then. 428 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,320 See you. 429 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,760 That was the first time that you were interested in a guy. 430 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,840 And he was perfect with his buns of steel. 431 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,120 What's wrong? 432 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,520 I just thought of my dad. 433 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,600 This was our song. 434 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,760 What's wrong with you? 435 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,720 You feel weird down there anyway. 436 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,440 And you ignore me because of that asshole? 437 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,560 Hey, that's not true. 438 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,520 You think he was right. Have you ever really looked at me? 439 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,000 Can we please change the subject? 440 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:55,000 Let's get back to basics and do something that's long overdue. 441 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:58,080 The Kama Sutra is an ancient Indian text in Sanskrit 442 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,400 about sexuality, eroticism, and emotional fulfillment. 443 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,720 Do you have a hand mirror? 444 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,960 …an introduction to the 36 sex positions… 445 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,280 What are you doing? 446 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,600 Have you… 447 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,760 No! Of course not. 448 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,120 I'm ten. 449 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,600 Right. 450 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,040 Are you going on a safari? 451 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,600 Okay, you absolutely need a new haircut for our date tomorrow. 452 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,520 -Why? What's wrong with my haircut? -No, not up there. 453 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:39,160 A little penis advice. Shave it all off, and I look bigger. 454 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,600 -I don't think I can do it. -Come on. Stop being dramatic. 455 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:43,560 Pants down. 456 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,160 Mirror, please. 457 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:53,680 Okay. 458 00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:58,720 And? 459 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,120 I mean, 460 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,840 you're not exactly pretty. 461 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,520 -You're the ugly one! -Dude! 462 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,720 What? Charly, are you serious? You can't wear that. 463 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,560 I'm like your gift to Françoise. 464 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:15,400 So make sure I'm nicely wrapped, yeah? Presentation matters. 465 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:19,280 Imagine how excited she'll be when she unwraps me. 466 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,880 -Oh yes. -Oh yes. 467 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:25,840 And now imagine how excited she'll be when she unwraps me out of that thing. 468 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,160 -Yes. -First shave. 469 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:33,240 Then go shopping. 470 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,960 Seriously, how many vulvas have you seen in your life? 471 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,120 None, but-- 472 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,520 -So you have nothing to compare me to. -Sure, I guess, but… 473 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,280 Did you just project 50 vagina into my head? 474 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,280 Thirty-eight. 475 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,320 And the plural of vagina is vaginas. But anyway, those are vulvas. 476 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:53,840 Self-love, sweetie. 477 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,320 Okay, real slow, yes? 478 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,400 Pick me up, okay. 479 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,120 Hold me gently. Good, okay. 480 00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,640 -Extra careful now. -Why? 481 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,120 Because… 482 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:04,440 You'll see. 483 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,480 I'll see? I'm being careful. 484 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,120 My babies! 485 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,440 Is that my razor? 486 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:16,160 Why don't you shave in the shower? Like normal people. 487 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,480 She's got to be kidding! They'll squeeze me. 488 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,280 -Look at me, people. I need space. -They're too tight. 489 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,120 Stop distracting me. 490 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:28,480 You know, your father and I, we've just grown apart. 491 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,400 I've given my whole life to this family. 492 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,400 Now it's finally my turn. 493 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,800 He sent me an eggplant. 494 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,560 -What? -On the dating app. 495 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,960 It's so romantic. I think he wants to cook together. 496 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,480 I think it means… 497 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,880 It's been a while since I had a big, fat, really juicy eggplant. 498 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,880 Even your mom gets more action than you do! 499 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:54,360 The poor guy's sad I haven't replied. The eggplant's crying now. 500 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,880 I can't remember the last time your dad cried. 501 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,040 -Oh, I love those. -No way. 502 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,680 Okay, and now touch me. 503 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,520 What the hell is that? 504 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,440 This is all made for men! Typical. 505 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,280 It's not doing anything at all for me. 506 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,040 Okay. Let's try this. 507 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,080 Close your eyes. 508 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,000 Give me a few details. Who's the guy? Constantin? 509 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,600 -No, he was with Marlene. -Forget about Marlene. 510 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:37,080 Pick the most popular guy in school, and you can have anyone you like. 511 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,760 Oldest trick in the book. Showerhead, please. 512 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,080 I need a really long icicle. 513 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,640 Look at all those magic wands. 514 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,000 This is what we need. 515 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,920 No idea what that is, but yes! 516 00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:29,960 -Oh my God! We need that! -No! Who would I wear that for? 517 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,600 Stop thinking. I'm thinking for both of us now. 518 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,600 I need it! 519 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,280 I knew we were sex goddesses! 520 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,040 Just one thing. The fabric's clinging to my lips. 521 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,680 One size up would be great. 522 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:47,000 Though I have to say, our tits look fantastic! 523 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,080 Yes, I'll do it. 524 00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,760 And thanks. 525 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:50,920 My pleasure. 526 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,080 Hello, tight buns. 527 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,160 No, thanks. Just put it in. 528 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,240 My vagina is numb. 529 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,680 I think they ripped something down there. 530 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,560 Imagine giving birth. Oh God. 531 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,400 Is that Paula? 532 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,440 What is she wearing? 533 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,440 -What a bitch! -What a bitch! 534 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,520 Okay, I'm ready. Get yourself comfortable. 535 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,320 Turn it on. 536 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:43,600 Get ready. 537 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,680 And go. 538 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:25,200 Again? 539 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,000 "Amy Speaks." What's it about? 540 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:32,720 Honestly, I have no idea. Everything's been so crazy since the performance. 541 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,240 Just start with a small kiss. On the neck is best. 542 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,440 I'm totally squished. 543 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,680 Going shopping with your mom was a bad move. 544 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,240 He's touching himself. Touch me too. Say something hot. 545 00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:44,320 Well, at least you're not Charly - No Dick anymore. 546 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,960 -Right. -You call that hot? 547 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:47,520 Anyway… 548 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,680 I also wanted to apologize for reacting so weirdly when you asked if we… 549 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,000 -Oh, right. Pfft. -You know… 550 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,200 No, not "pfft." 551 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,240 -It's not that I don't want to. -We want to! 552 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:01,800 -Let's not talk about it. -Right! 553 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,120 Let's just do it. Here, now, under the stars! 554 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,400 You're important to me. I don't want to lose you. 555 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,120 -Of course. -No! Huh? 556 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,360 -Ditto. -What? 557 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,280 Oh, come on! 558 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:12,720 Man! 559 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:15,720 Oh man. 560 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,040 Something's different about you. 561 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,920 Did you get your hair cut or something? 562 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:27,560 No. 563 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,280 I could swear something's changed. 564 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,320 Sweet. 565 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,440 Girls. 566 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:24,080 It's like a whole new world. I came five times in a row. 567 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,400 Again and again. 568 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,200 We are so lucky. 569 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,600 See? We told you. 570 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,520 I didn't want to say anything, 571 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,360 but she definitely gave the guy in the sex shop a blow job. 572 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,920 One time, I got a boner 573 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,760 from looking at two ripe oranges. 574 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,520 They reminded me of my Spanish teacher. 575 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,560 Sometimes I get a boner when I'm on the bus 576 00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:59,200 because the seat vibrates. 577 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:00,960 I call it a bus boner. 578 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,240 Sometimes I get a boner when the sun shines on my crotch. 579 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:04,600 Sometimes I get… 580 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:08,200 Hold on. Why are we all talking about dicks? 581 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,760 It's just not funny. 582 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:13,240 I mean, sometimes I have to walk around for hours with my hand in my pants. 583 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,600 It feels like everyone's staring at me. 584 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,480 To be honest, I don't even understand most of my erections. 585 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,640 I'll just be chilling at my grandpa's, where nothing is sexy, 586 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,200 and I just get a hard-on. 587 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,000 Sometimes it's just really weird. 588 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,400 Hey, Digger. No one's interested in your boner. 589 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,560 See what we started? You're an actual role model. You can-- 590 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,840 I wanted to ask you something. I'm having a party this weekend. 591 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,160 Yeah, I heard. Everyone's talking about it. 592 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,720 Exactly. It's gonna be amazing. 593 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:44,160 Marlene's into Charly. Crazy. Who'd have thought? 594 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:46,280 Bullcrap. She's invited everyone. 595 00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:47,600 Yeah, except you. 596 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,720 If you have time, I'd love it if you could come by. 597 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,520 -Yes? -Sure, I'd love to. 598 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:55,440 So see you then. 599 00:39:56,040 --> 00:40:00,080 I could just squeeze out a little tear. Dude, I'm so proud of you, man. 600 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,280 Two babes! You know what that means? 601 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,000 That I have a huge problem. 602 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,320 -You trying to make Constantin jealous? -No. 603 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,640 I think Charly's really sweet. 604 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,640 Dad. How much longer are you going to live here? 605 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,960 -He's always eavesdropping. -What? 606 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,720 -The new guy. The gardener. -What? 607 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,080 -I have a problem. I need to talk to you. -Okay. Shoot. 608 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,440 This French exchange student asked me on a date. 609 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,280 Doesn't sound like a problem to me. 610 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:38,280 Excuse me? I'm talking to my son, yeah? 611 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,480 And? 612 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:46,200 The coolest girl at school invited me to her party on the same day. 613 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,800 Do you like one more than the other? 614 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:52,480 No. 615 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:54,520 Then it's really simple. 616 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,920 Take the exchange student to the other girl's party. 617 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,560 Yeah, but, Dad-- 618 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,320 I once went out with a girl and her sister at the same time. 619 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,760 -That's what I'm talking about. -He asked us for advice. 620 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,440 He asked me for advice. Me! 621 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,080 -No reason to yell at me. -I'm not yelling. 622 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,400 -Now you're getting aggressive. -I'm not being aggressive. 623 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,640 Maybe you should get some anger management therapy. 624 00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:20,880 Why would I do that kind of therapy? Why? 625 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:25,400 -You live in your office. -Absolute nonsense! 626 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:26,400 We can see you. 627 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,520 -When? -In the evenings, when you dance. 628 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,000 You watch me? 629 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:38,600 Yes, me and Maggie from the kitchen. Alexander, the trash guy. 630 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,200 Everyone. 631 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,200 Okay, stay cool. 632 00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:52,960 You going to Marlene's birthday party? 633 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,400 -Yes. Yes, of course. -Yes? 634 00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:01,280 I thought maybe we could go together if you'd like. 635 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:02,680 And wet! 636 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,080 -Yeah. I'd like that, yes. Sure. -Yes? 637 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,640 -Okay, cool. So then, see you then. -Okay. 638 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,640 Oh my God. What just happened? 639 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:14,560 We are so going to nail that guy. 640 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,040 What was that about, Master? 641 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:21,920 What? 642 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,080 She's really sweet. 643 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:27,200 Don't you think? 644 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,640 Yes, come in. 645 00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,680 Take a seat. I'll be with you in a minute. 646 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:36,320 Tell me, do you usually work this late? 647 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:43,480 Yes. 648 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:47,240 Yes, lots to do. 649 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:49,560 Even on the weekend? 650 00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:58,240 You do know that you're not allowed to sleep here, right? 651 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:00,960 Of course. 652 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,120 Phoebe, I need your help. 653 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,280 Do you need to dispose of a corpse? 654 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,160 What? No! I have a date. 655 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:49,160 -You look amazing, by the way. -Oh, thanks. I was bored. 656 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:50,080 Chic. 657 00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,000 -So here we are. -Here we are. 658 00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:59,480 -Why do you ring the bell at your place? -This isn't my place. 659 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,720 Charly! You're here. 660 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,880 And you brought someone. How nice. 661 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,960 Right. Come on in. 662 00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,440 Two girls fighting over us. 663 00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,160 Two girls! That's four tits, two vaginas, 664 00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:16,520 four nipples, two tongues, four lips, twenty toes, four kneecaps. 665 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:17,760 Get him away! 666 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:20,360 -Mr. Fluffles. -Get him away! 667 00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:21,480 He's such a sweetie. 668 00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,360 -Find some other balls! -He really likes you. 669 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,000 Help! Scat, shoo! 670 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:27,840 Oh, he heard me. 671 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,200 -Out, Mr. Fluffles. -Okay, that was close. 672 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,360 We're losing her. 673 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,080 That's not good. We have to distract her. 674 00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,160 -It's a party? -Quick! Say something! 675 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:42,640 -Yes. -Be a little more imaginative. 676 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:44,280 -Cool. -Ask her a question. 677 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:46,880 -Want a drink? -Not that question. 678 00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,080 -Shots? -What? 679 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,280 -Join me? -No, Charly. 680 00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,400 Alcohol really won't improve my performance. 681 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:52,960 Charly. No! 682 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,360 -Charly! -Sure. 683 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,480 This is it, the moment we've been waiting for. 684 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:18,000 -And his hand is so close to your tit. -Looks like there's a new Marlene in town. 685 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,360 Everyone's looking at us. 686 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:21,360 Slut. 687 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,800 They love us. We look amazing. 688 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:30,680 How are things? 689 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:32,800 Wanna get a drink? 690 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,200 Great. 691 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,800 Focus, Paula. 692 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,080 Our stallion's heading this way. 693 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:53,200 What? 694 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,600 I said… 695 00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,920 You have the sexiest tits I've ever seen. 696 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:05,640 Thanks. 697 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,560 You look so damn good. Where've you been all my life? 698 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,000 -Keep talking, baby. -Right here. 699 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,160 Maybe you just never looked close enough. 700 00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:15,760 -Those lips! -To us. 701 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,000 Awesome. What can I say? I'm so proud of you! 702 00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:21,000 I couldn't have done it better myself. 703 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,240 Well, hello. 704 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,760 Why don't you get us another really good drink, 705 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,480 and I'll be right back? 706 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:34,040 Whatever you want, my queen. 707 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:38,600 -And? -And? 708 00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:44,520 Ladies, I'm dick enough for both of you. 709 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:51,280 Threesome! 710 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,680 Give me an S! Give me an E! Give me an X! 711 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,000 I want sex! 712 00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:09,200 We're getting laid tonight, tonight 713 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,320 We're going to fool around All night, all night! 714 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,440 'Cause I want to have fun! 715 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,200 -Occupied! -Occupied! 716 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:21,400 Constantin of all people. At Marlene's party! Pretty brazen. 717 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:24,720 I mean, what did you expect? The outfit? The sex shop? 718 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,360 -Paula must be a hooker. -Sex worker. 719 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:32,400 That would explain why she went down on the sex shop guy. 720 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,280 I bet Constantin is just her appetizer. 721 00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,800 Who knows how many blow jobs she'll give tonight. 722 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,200 Double figures, at least. 723 00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,240 How much do you think she gets by the hour? 724 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:41,840 Double figures, max. 725 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,600 Now everyone thinks I'm a slut because of you. 726 00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,840 Nonsense! Because of me, you're the star tonight. 727 00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:02,560 Paula! There you are. 728 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:03,520 Cupcake. 729 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:05,920 -I think I want to leave now. -What? 730 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:06,840 What? 731 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:08,840 What happened? 732 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,120 -Don't back out now. -I'm not. 733 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,120 It doesn't matter… 734 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:15,720 Hey, come on. 735 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,560 You can't go home when you're feeling this sad, Paula. Let's talk about it. 736 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,320 Paula, it's happening! 737 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,080 Yes! 738 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,880 -I don't think we should be in here. -Yes, we should. 739 00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,120 Sure, it's okay. 740 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:35,400 -Yeah? -Yeah. 741 00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:36,320 Sit down. 742 00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:38,560 So, 743 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,120 tell me, what happened? I mean… 744 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:48,960 I… 745 00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:50,400 I… 746 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,360 I have a kind of friend, and-- 747 00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:59,520 And I 748 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,920 took her advice because I trusted her. 749 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,320 And now everyone thinks I'm this skanky-- 750 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,200 No, I mean it. I… 751 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,080 I'm not that kind of girl. 752 00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,360 But you're so hot. It's so… 753 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:21,200 This is what we dreamed about. Lie back and enjoy. 754 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,680 Maybe he's a little out of practice. 755 00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:34,360 Go on. Help him. What are you waiting for? Go for it. 756 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:38,120 A pants worm. 757 00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:45,840 For real? 758 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:47,880 My condolences. 759 00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:00,720 Fuck. 760 00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:02,360 Shit. 761 00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:11,120 Everything okay? 762 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,160 Dude, nothing is okay. It's… 763 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,520 Could you please not tell anyone? It's… 764 00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,160 it's just seriously embarrassing. 765 00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:44,200 I… 766 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:46,440 I understand, okay? 767 00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:48,160 Rumors are shit. 768 00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:53,720 So you have nothing to worry about. 769 00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,520 I was so sure that would work. 770 00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,360 What? Don't look at me like that! 771 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,720 I didn't look too bad in it. 772 00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:30,840 Were you just in the bedroom with Paula? 773 00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:34,960 Dude! Barely at the party for ten minutes, and he's already gotten laid. 774 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:36,200 I didn't screw her. 775 00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:38,680 -She wanted to fuck me. -Paula? 776 00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:40,440 Really? 777 00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:42,160 And she's really into anal. 778 00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,240 So, Basti, you're gonna have to relinquish your crown. 779 00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:51,640 Yeah, there's a new anal queen in town. That takes some doing. 780 00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:55,960 Yeah, and the girl's a real sex addict. 781 00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,200 It's unbelievable. It's… 782 00:52:58,280 --> 00:52:59,520 Yes, Mr. Fluffles! 783 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,520 Hello there. Good dog. 784 00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,320 When I was standing on stage, 785 00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,400 he just decided to come out and say hi to the world. 786 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,600 Who am I to hold him back? Who? 787 00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,600 -You're a total inspiration. -Charly. 788 00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:17,520 -Paula! -Hey, the titty babe! 789 00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,000 This is my best friend. 790 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:21,520 -This is Françoise, Marlene, Klaus. -Can I have a quick-- 791 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:22,720 Robbie. 792 00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,720 What are you going on about? You're-- 793 00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:29,440 Yeah, I think you've had enough. 794 00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:32,440 No need to be jealous. There's enough of me to go around. 795 00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:33,440 Yeah, sure. 796 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:36,880 Let go, dude. I don't need a training pussy like you. 797 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:41,720 "Training pussy"? 798 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,120 What a jerk! 799 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:59,000 Boner Boy! 800 00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:40,080 See how cute you look. 801 00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:43,680 Last night was so special. 802 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:53,960 Did we? 803 00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:55,640 The whole night. 804 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,920 There's no way. It was my first time, and I can't remember? 805 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,080 Me neither, bro. 806 00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:06,200 The first time is supposed to be special, and now I don't even know… 807 00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:08,720 Hold on. 808 00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:17,160 Weren't you supposed to disappear after my first time? 809 00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:21,880 If you don't remember, how am I supposed to remember? 810 00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:23,880 Maybe she's in the mood for a second round. 811 00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:26,080 Then you'll be rid of me. Promise. 812 00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:30,400 My parents are coming home early. You gotta go. 813 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,520 Looks like the two of us will be hanging out for a while longer. 814 00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:01,000 Sabine, left foot on yellow. 815 00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,080 What exactly is going on here? 816 00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:09,520 Hi, honey. 817 00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:16,560 Just a little get-together with friends. Ran on a little longer than expected. 818 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,320 Boner Boy! 819 00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,200 -Animal! -Respect. 820 00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,240 Nice job, man. 821 00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:08,880 See you during break, okay? 822 00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:13,040 See? That's what I'm talking about. 823 00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,400 Guess it's official now. I have a girlfriend. 824 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:20,240 And not just any girlfriend. The hottest girl in school. 825 00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:22,080 I'd never leave you hanging, dude. 826 00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:23,320 A little penis joke. 827 00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,680 Feels good to be loved, right? 828 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,800 Okay, so not "Françoise," then. 829 00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,720 We can give that another shot if it doesn't work out with Marlene. 830 00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:42,560 Or Paula! Exactly! 831 00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:46,040 CHARLY - HEY, PAULA, WHAT HAPPENED AT MARLENE'S PARTY? 832 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,240 -Oh, look. It's the slut. -Oh no. 833 00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:54,120 -The slut. -She's such a slut. 834 00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:55,720 Hey, babe. 835 00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:57,320 Do I know you? 836 00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:59,360 Not yet, but you could get to know him. 837 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:01,680 Dude! 838 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:06,320 What's your problem? We could have had him. 839 00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,760 I fucked Paula last night. 840 00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:11,520 Really? You and the school slut? 841 00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:15,160 Yes! Constantin said she's a sex addict, man. 842 00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:18,480 We're sex celebrities! 843 00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,920 -Dude! What've you been telling everyone? -What? 844 00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,520 Paws off. The jacket was expensive. 845 00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,920 Maybe I should tell everyone what actually happened. 846 00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,000 Who will believe the school slut? 847 00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,280 -What? -Yeah. 848 00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,160 Who do you think they'll believe? 849 00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:41,960 Me, the most popular guy in school? 850 00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,080 Or you? 851 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:07,080 Hey, I don't get it. Why is "school slut" a bad thing? 852 00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:09,120 I think you're looking at this all wrong. 853 00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:12,240 Hey, guys. Did you know that Paula's on the game? 854 00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:13,200 As if. 855 00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:15,760 Yeah! Apparently, she only charges five euros an hour. 856 00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:18,000 But she accepts credit cards too. 857 00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:20,520 You know she's a sex addict, right? 858 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:22,880 I hope I didn't use the same toilet as her. 859 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:25,840 Awkward. 860 00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:30,680 I'd never thought of it like that. 861 00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,440 We could actually make money with this! 862 00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:37,640 CHEAP & EAGER 863 00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:55,440 Hey, cool, man. 864 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,920 Well, if it isn't the school slut. 865 01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:11,760 Charly, what are you doing? Why are you acting like such an ass? 866 01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,520 What language is that, sweetie? Hobbitish? 867 01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:19,920 Aren't we too old for secret languages, Paula? 868 01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:28,680 Our first customer! 869 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:17,000 Hey, honey. Want to have some fun? 870 01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,360 HEY, FEEL LIKE A QUICK FUCK? 871 01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:32,560 SO, DO YOU ALWAYS MOAN THAT LOUD? 872 01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,000 SLUT! 873 01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:49,960 It wasn't very nice of you to treat Paula that way. 874 01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:53,200 Spreading the rumor that someone's a sex addict 875 01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:55,480 is pretty childish, even for you. 876 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,080 Yeah, sure. Could say the same about you. 877 01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:02,120 Stringing along a guy like Charly, who is so clearly below your level 878 01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:05,240 and who you so clearly have no interest in. 879 01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:08,640 That was a bitch move if you ask me. 880 01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:10,560 Who says I'm not interested in him? 881 01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:14,600 Charly's a really nice guy, unlike that slut Paula. 882 01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:18,480 Put your claws away, Marlene. Charly's a wuss, and you know it. 883 01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:22,320 My goodness, Constantin. 884 01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:24,960 I never had you pegged as the jealous type. 885 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:27,400 Jealous of that oddball? 886 01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:29,480 Are you serious? 887 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:32,120 He doesn't have your physique, but he makes me laugh. 888 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,200 Yeah, I'll bet. 889 01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:35,840 But you know what makes me laugh more than anything? 890 01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:39,120 Watching you make a fool of yourself with Paula. So embarrassing. 891 01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:42,880 Marlene, chill out. I never pegged you as the jealous type. 892 01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:47,280 Jealous? Of Paula? 893 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:51,160 My ass. 894 01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:58,840 Marlene, tell me, are you going to the graduation dance? 895 01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:03,440 Are you asking if I want to go with you? 896 01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:05,960 Definitely. Do you accept my invite? 897 01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:09,000 Maybe. 898 01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:24,880 -We've been together almost two weeks-- -And you haven't even given me any! 899 01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:27,800 -Charly, I've told you a thousand times. -I'm about to explode! 900 01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:30,400 I'm saving our next big night for the graduation dance. 901 01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:31,320 But why? 902 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:34,400 -We'll sleep together again then. -No, I didn't mean that. 903 01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:37,520 I mean, maybe we could get to know each other better, talk. 904 01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:40,680 -Why? We talk all the time. -So right! Blah, blah, blah. 905 01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:43,800 -Walk with me for a bit. -More fucking, less talking! 906 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:48,440 No, what I mean is I kind of don't even know you. 907 01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:50,920 I mean, I don't know who you are. 908 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,480 Like, what do you care about? What do you enjoy? 909 01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:56,280 -There are things I enjoy, too, but-- -My moon sign is Gemini. 910 01:04:56,360 --> 01:05:00,240 And no kidding, my ascendant is… guess… Aquarius. 911 01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:02,040 Meaning, I'm a triple air sign. 912 01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:05,360 And say my sun was in Libra, then I'd be emotional. 913 01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:08,800 But I'm a Gemini, twins, so I'm quite unemotional and dry. 914 01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:13,240 And that's exactly why I don't get on with Pisces. You know, fish? 915 01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:14,800 I just don't vibe with them. 916 01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:17,000 And limp. 917 01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:19,400 Hold on. I'm a Pisces. 918 01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:23,560 Exactly. 919 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:34,240 I really don't think it's okay for you to ignore me! 920 01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:37,600 Oh, check out those tight buns. Paula! 921 01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:40,400 Paula, Marlene doesn't like fish. 922 01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:45,720 To be totally honest, Charly, I don't give a crap what Marlene eats. 923 01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:49,840 Paula, you misunderstood. I meant-- 924 01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:27,520 I wouldn't go in there. 925 01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:42,440 Oh, you really turn me on. 926 01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:46,440 You have no idea how long I've waited for this moment. 927 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,560 We belong together, Marlene. 928 01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:51,720 You know I didn't sleep with him, right? 929 01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:54,240 -Yes. -He just passed out. 930 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,120 People are talking. 931 01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:52,680 You know how it is with rumors. 932 01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:58,040 I understand. 933 01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:03,320 Let them talk. 934 01:09:26,440 --> 01:09:28,920 Hi, this is Paula. Please leave a message. 935 01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:38,480 Hey, honey. 936 01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:46,600 Have you seen your dad lately? 937 01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:49,120 No, why? 938 01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:52,960 I don't know. 939 01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:57,760 I forgot how annoying dating is. 940 01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:00,520 I miss him. 941 01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:03,880 We used to be so good together. 942 01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:11,280 Tell me, why is everything always about you and Dad? 943 01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:15,800 What about me? Shouldn't it be all about me? Who is the child here? 944 01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:18,000 -Honey, what are you talking about? -Know what? 945 01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:19,320 I quit the choir. 946 01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:22,080 -For good! -But you have the voice of an angel. 947 01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:25,240 -I have a terrible voice! -Okay, we can talk about this-- 948 01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:26,280 Out! 949 01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:29,040 Please. 950 01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:33,880 All right. 951 01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:37,000 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. 952 01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:42,560 Just wanted to wish you luck. 953 01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:45,800 For your final exams tomorrow. 954 01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:40,200 Time's up. 955 01:11:41,440 --> 01:11:42,560 So time's up. 956 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:47,320 -Please finish your last sentence. -Finish your last sentence, please. 957 01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:08,760 Charly, you too. Put your pen down. Down. 958 01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:11,560 Down. Pen. Down. 959 01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:12,840 Put your pen down. 960 01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:16,160 Pen. Down. 961 01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:31,640 Hey, there's nothing to fuck here. 962 01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:34,680 But I want to fuck. You want to fuck. We want to fuck. 963 01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:36,840 -We all… Hey, you're holding the-- -Shut up! 964 01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:41,240 -Okay, your five minutes are up. -I want you to stop! 965 01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:44,320 Hey, whoa. Charly, everything okay? 966 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:47,120 Sure. Except my life is a mess because of you. 967 01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:50,080 What are you doing with that glass? Don't do anything stupid! 968 01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:51,720 We're a team! Buddies? 969 01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:52,640 Be quiet! 970 01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:53,960 Drop the glass. 971 01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:55,000 Come on, Charly! 972 01:13:57,040 --> 01:13:59,760 Shut your mouth! Shut your mouth for once! 973 01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:03,120 I told you to shut your mouth! 974 01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:05,480 Is it… Am I off? 975 01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:07,360 -I can't go on anymore. -Paula? 976 01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:08,800 Paula, be reasonable. 977 01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:11,360 There's no one on this bridge for us to fuck. 978 01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:12,880 -This is nuts. -Nuts? 979 01:14:13,440 --> 01:14:15,000 Says the talking vagina? 980 01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:18,320 You ruined my life! I can't go on. 981 01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:22,840 I can't even look at my phone without being constantly reminded. 982 01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:25,000 -It's called a vulva. -Shut up! 983 01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:26,960 Just shut up! 984 01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:28,480 Who should shut up? 985 01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:40,000 -Paula, are you talking to your vagina? -Vulva! 986 01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:42,160 -It's a… -Yeah, you idiot! 987 01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:44,320 -It's called a vulva. -That's okay though. 988 01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:46,680 What's it got to do with you? 989 01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:48,320 -With me? -Yeah, spit it out! 990 01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:50,080 -I talk to my dick too. -Yep. 991 01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:52,160 -Yeah, like every other guy. -Mine talks back. 992 01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:01,000 That sounds crazy. 993 01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,200 Why didn't you say anything? 994 01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:12,920 Same reason you didn't say anything. 995 01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:14,800 Because it sounds crazy. 996 01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:19,680 Can you get down now, please? 997 01:15:30,440 --> 01:15:34,560 Mr. and Mrs. Perfect played us. But do you know what the worst thing is? 998 01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:37,200 Our genitals talk to us? 999 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,400 We're not friends anymore. 1000 01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:42,760 Paula, I'm really sorry. 1001 01:15:43,880 --> 01:15:45,560 Are you screwing with me? 1002 01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:47,480 Apology not accepted. 1003 01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:51,280 -Hold on, I'm not the enemy. -Oh, no? 1004 01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:53,960 Not only did you call me a training pussy… 1005 01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:54,880 What? 1006 01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:58,640 …while my reputation was being destroyed, you were too busy kissing your own ass 1007 01:15:58,720 --> 01:15:59,960 to even notice! 1008 01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:03,760 I was labeled a slut for no reason, and you got accolades for it. 1009 01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:05,360 Paula, I didn't mean to-- 1010 01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:09,080 Why are the people I love most never there for me when I need them? 1011 01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:17,560 -What are you looking at me like that for? -Just shut up. 1012 01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:24,320 I think I've lost my best friend. 1013 01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:27,200 Can't you just apologize? 1014 01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:30,320 I think we're past that point. 1015 01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:36,840 So all you can do is to keep telling her 1016 01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:40,440 how much she means to you and how much you love her. 1017 01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:44,560 And what if that doesn't work? 1018 01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:48,520 Well, then, you have to let her go. 1019 01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:06,920 Please don't give up. 1020 01:17:25,120 --> 01:17:27,440 Why is life so complicated? 1021 01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:31,720 And the only person I want to talk with about things 1022 01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:34,000 isn't here. 1023 01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:39,800 I miss him so much. 1024 01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:45,680 You know, I never really knew Dad. 1025 01:17:46,880 --> 01:17:48,600 So I never really missed him. 1026 01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:52,000 Because you were here. 1027 01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:58,560 Paula, you're the strongest person I know. 1028 01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:01,720 And probably the strongest person who ever existed. 1029 01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:09,480 I love you. 1030 01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:11,480 I love you too. 1031 01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:15,720 I can't breathe. 1032 01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:22,560 What the… 1033 01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:25,360 For real? 1034 01:18:25,440 --> 01:18:28,560 -Yes, you're right. I behaved like a jerk. -A total jerk. 1035 01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:30,680 -She makes that sound like a bad thing. -True. 1036 01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:33,360 And if I could undo it, then I'd do that right now. 1037 01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:34,760 But we were both played. 1038 01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:38,920 -Someone's going to pay. -You don't believe that yourself. 1039 01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:40,960 Why not? 1040 01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:43,600 Because people like Constantin and Marlene never pay. 1041 01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:49,600 By the way, the rumors aren't true. I saw him with his pants off. 1042 01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:50,880 Mini-BiFi. 1043 01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:53,160 What? She's had more action than we have? 1044 01:18:58,080 --> 01:18:59,000 I have an idea. 1045 01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:02,920 Tomorrow night at the graduation dance. 1046 01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:05,960 But I can't do it alone, Paula. I need your help. 1047 01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:09,200 Will you go to the dance with me? 1048 01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:18,240 I'll help you. 1049 01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:23,040 But we're not going to the dance together. Officially. 1050 01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:27,200 Then we'll never see each other again. 1051 01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:32,360 -Paula, please. -Agreed? 1052 01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:36,480 Agreed. 1053 01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:45,360 Whoa, that's really hard. 1054 01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:47,400 Unlike me. 1055 01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:00,800 We can go in now. 1056 01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:04,600 Paula, wait. 1057 01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:29,640 Okay, what's the plan? 1058 01:20:30,160 --> 01:20:31,240 We're going to… 1059 01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:33,200 -Charly, if you do that one more-- -Okay! 1060 01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:35,800 -We're going to destroy Constantin. -Good. And Marlene? 1061 01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:39,120 Believe me, she'll never get over it. Tonight means everything to her. 1062 01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:40,280 Good! 1063 01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:44,360 How are we going to do this? 1064 01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:48,160 It's really simple. We'll find Françoise, and you talk her into helping us. 1065 01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:56,040 -So, that's the reason you need my help? -No, that's not what I said. 1066 01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:58,680 You want me to talk to her because she won't talk to you. 1067 01:20:58,760 --> 01:21:00,840 -I just thought if-- -I won't fix your mess! 1068 01:21:00,920 --> 01:21:02,160 Talk to her yourself! 1069 01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:03,680 -Fine! -Fine! 1070 01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:06,960 Go on, then. 1071 01:21:07,480 --> 01:21:08,440 I'm going. 1072 01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:11,120 -Go faster! -I'll go when I'm good and ready. 1073 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:12,840 Now! 1074 01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:33,800 Think I can bring along two girlfriends? 1075 01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:35,080 Hola, Françoise. 1076 01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:40,160 Fabienne maybe? You met her last week. The one with the long, blonde hair. 1077 01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:44,360 I think she went with Marco or Markus. 1078 01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:46,760 He's a little devil. 1079 01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:51,320 Oh, your outfit. It's cool. 1080 01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:52,800 Thanks. 1081 01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:54,720 I'll join you later. See you. 1082 01:21:55,640 --> 01:21:58,600 Listen, I know he doesn't deserve it, but I really need your help. 1083 01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:01,200 Sure. 1084 01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:03,080 What do you need? 1085 01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:07,480 First, the little asshole wants to apologize to you. 1086 01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:15,200 Yes. Françoise? 1087 01:22:15,840 --> 01:22:17,960 I'm so incredibly sorry, 1088 01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:20,800 and I really wish that I knew what happened. 1089 01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:24,160 It sounds like an excuse, 1090 01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:27,280 but I totally blacked out at Marlene's party. 1091 01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:33,040 Yeah. It would be better if you were into women, right? 1092 01:22:34,480 --> 01:22:35,800 Who says that I'm not? 1093 01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:40,000 Right. 1094 01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:45,080 You really don't remember? 1095 01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:48,560 Okay. 1096 01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:50,360 So… 1097 01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:54,880 Everything was fine at first. We had a lot of fun. We danced, drank. 1098 01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:56,240 But then… 1099 01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:07,400 Françoise, don't worry. I'll be right back, then it's your turn. 1100 01:23:09,040 --> 01:23:10,520 Two babes! 1101 01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:18,440 Who said I wanted to sleep with you? 1102 01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:23,160 I'm so sorry, really. I don't… 1103 01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:27,400 I don't usually drink alcohol, and I was totally wasted that night. 1104 01:23:27,480 --> 01:23:29,000 He also talks to his dick. 1105 01:23:29,720 --> 01:23:31,920 -Don't all guys do that? -Yes, but-- 1106 01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,720 Paula! I think we got it. 1107 01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:41,200 Want to teach a lesson to an asshole who's an asshole even when he's sober? 1108 01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:44,840 Always. 1109 01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:53,040 Bonsoir. 1110 01:24:07,760 --> 01:24:09,080 You're really going for it. 1111 01:24:12,680 --> 01:24:13,720 Oh, small. 1112 01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:23,920 He really is tiny. 1113 01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:27,920 Consti - No Dick! 1114 01:24:28,960 --> 01:24:34,120 Consti - No Dick! 1115 01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:43,000 -Shit, man. This is totally wrong. -We're no better than they are. 1116 01:24:51,240 --> 01:24:53,560 Free at last! Hey, fans, it's me! 1117 01:24:53,640 --> 01:24:56,400 We'll get a selfie later, okay? Hey, Françoise. 1118 01:24:57,520 --> 01:24:59,880 You may be an asshole, but not even you deserve this. 1119 01:25:00,880 --> 01:25:02,160 And Paula certainly doesn't! 1120 01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:15,920 Look at me. 1121 01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:19,960 Kneel before your queen! 1122 01:25:21,040 --> 01:25:22,720 Why do we keep doing this? 1123 01:25:24,120 --> 01:25:26,040 Shouldn't we treat each other with respect? 1124 01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:29,480 Irrespective of our genitals? 1125 01:25:33,560 --> 01:25:36,680 -We all have our insecurities. -In the end, we're all the same. 1126 01:25:38,040 --> 01:25:39,480 We are the way we are. 1127 01:25:51,520 --> 01:25:53,360 Long live the genitals! 1128 01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:09,240 I'm gonna be fired. 1129 01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:17,000 Mr. Pendergast. No! 1130 01:26:59,960 --> 01:27:01,040 Principal Voigt. 1131 01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:03,360 Tell me, what happened during your exams? 1132 01:27:03,440 --> 01:27:04,960 It's complicated. 1133 01:27:05,760 --> 01:27:07,760 But you know what? A wise man once said, 1134 01:27:07,840 --> 01:27:10,280 "Don't let your schooling interfere with your education." 1135 01:27:12,360 --> 01:27:13,720 That really is very wise. 1136 01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:18,120 Do you know what? An even wiser woman once said… 1137 01:27:20,120 --> 01:27:21,480 "See you next year." 1138 01:27:31,760 --> 01:27:33,120 Hey, guys! 1139 01:27:33,720 --> 01:27:37,280 I've never felt so free. 1140 01:27:37,800 --> 01:27:39,440 I'm really glad. 1141 01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:41,640 -Oh my God! Totally forgot. -What? 1142 01:27:41,720 --> 01:27:43,960 Someone smashed the lights on your motorbike. 1143 01:27:55,480 --> 01:27:58,160 You said lights, but only one of them is broken. 1144 01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:00,240 That's right. 1145 01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:03,720 That's for calling me a slut. 1146 01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:09,200 Fuck. That's… 1147 01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:12,520 It's over, Constantin. 1148 01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:13,480 Cheat! 1149 01:28:13,560 --> 01:28:14,840 -Asshole! -Marlene! Wait! 1150 01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:24,160 Don't touch me! You're fat! 1151 01:28:26,240 --> 01:28:28,760 I didn't want to say anything, but you've put on weight. 1152 01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:30,400 Yeah! And you stink! 1153 01:28:31,120 --> 01:28:33,760 You know what? Your giant feet are way too big for your tiny body. 1154 01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:37,600 Plus, we hate your dog. He has aggression issues. 1155 01:28:44,080 --> 01:28:47,120 Mr. Fluffles doesn't have aggression issues! 1156 01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:49,400 -Did you just give me the finger? -Marlene, wait! 1157 01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:52,600 She fell into my lap. It was an accident. 1158 01:28:54,480 --> 01:28:56,800 So you are definitely the coolest people here. 1159 01:28:57,440 --> 01:29:01,080 To be honest, I only did this exchange program to have some fun. 1160 01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:05,440 If you're interested, I would be up for a ménage à trois. 1161 01:29:10,120 --> 01:29:12,360 I'm saving myself for someone really special. 1162 01:29:14,840 --> 01:29:16,760 Thanks. We'll get back to you on that. 1163 01:29:17,480 --> 01:29:18,560 My offer stands. 1164 01:29:19,120 --> 01:29:21,240 Feel free to get in touch. See you. 1165 01:29:22,920 --> 01:29:24,160 What the hell was that? 1166 01:29:24,680 --> 01:29:26,680 Is everyone deaf? Charly, come on! 1167 01:29:28,360 --> 01:29:30,080 You already have someone new? 1168 01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:33,800 To be honest, I've known her for quite a while. 1169 01:29:34,800 --> 01:29:36,840 But I was an idiot. I screwed it up. 1170 01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:40,160 Quick! Françoise is over there. We can still catch up with her. 1171 01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:43,280 Okay, I think we got it. Let's go to the after-party! 1172 01:29:43,360 --> 01:29:44,280 I see. 1173 01:29:47,640 --> 01:29:48,760 So that's it, then. 1174 01:29:50,520 --> 01:29:51,560 I… 1175 01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:56,440 I guess. 1176 01:30:06,440 --> 01:30:07,280 Bye. 1177 01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:13,200 It was an honor to be your best friend all these years. 1178 01:30:50,360 --> 01:30:51,960 -I don't believe it! -For real? 1179 01:30:52,040 --> 01:30:53,040 Is this it at last? 1180 01:30:55,920 --> 01:30:58,320 -No more games. -No, I think this is really it. 1181 01:30:58,400 --> 01:31:00,320 -Okay, we're doing it. Help him! -Help her! 1182 01:31:00,400 --> 01:31:01,280 -Come on! -Let's go! 1183 01:31:01,360 --> 01:31:02,920 -Sorry, wait. -Let's get started! 1184 01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:03,880 I… Okay. 1185 01:31:03,960 --> 01:31:05,920 -It's really happening! -It's happening. 1186 01:31:06,560 --> 01:31:07,520 -Come on! -Let's go! 1187 01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:08,440 Quick! 1188 01:31:09,840 --> 01:31:11,440 Yes! 1189 01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:13,080 10 SECONDS LATER 1190 01:31:22,600 --> 01:31:23,720 Sorry that I… 1191 01:31:23,800 --> 01:31:24,800 It happens. 1192 01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:28,640 -You didn't? -No. 1193 01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:38,880 Go again? 1194 01:31:41,360 --> 01:31:43,320 11 SECONDS LATER 1195 01:31:44,360 --> 01:31:45,200 Dude! 1196 01:31:49,320 --> 01:31:51,080 -Yeah. -This time? 1197 01:31:51,160 --> 01:31:53,160 That was nice. 1198 01:31:54,120 --> 01:31:55,360 Not this time either? 1199 01:31:56,600 --> 01:31:57,600 Nah. 1200 01:31:59,840 --> 01:32:01,400 Oh, I know exactly what I want. 1201 01:32:15,920 --> 01:32:16,920 Do you hear that? 1202 01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:18,840 What? 1203 01:32:19,840 --> 01:32:20,680 Exactly! 1204 01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:50,760 -Good morning. -Morning. 1205 01:32:59,640 --> 01:33:01,200 -See you later. -Okay. 1206 01:33:15,520 --> 01:33:18,920 -Okay, let it out. -Yes! 1207 01:33:20,920 --> 01:33:23,720 Yeah. Been a long time since I was this nervous. 1208 01:33:24,240 --> 01:33:26,520 My last date was 20 years ago. 1209 01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:29,520 I hope I can do it. A lot's changed over the last few years. 1210 01:33:29,600 --> 01:33:32,160 It used to take three dates to get to the first kiss. 1211 01:33:32,240 --> 01:33:34,880 Let's see. Maybe today, I can let the little tiger out. 1212 01:33:34,960 --> 01:33:36,600 Not the little tiger. Dad, please. 1213 01:33:36,680 --> 01:33:40,560 -You said I shouldn't give up on myself. -No, I said you shouldn't give up. 1214 01:33:41,960 --> 01:33:44,240 Oh God. I'm sweating like a pig. 1215 01:33:45,920 --> 01:33:47,160 -How do I look? -Dad. 1216 01:33:47,240 --> 01:33:49,120 Are you sure you want to do this? 1217 01:33:49,880 --> 01:33:52,520 Yes! More sure than ever. 1218 01:33:58,320 --> 01:34:01,160 Oh, hello. My name is Rudi. 1219 01:34:03,200 --> 01:34:06,760 You look a lot prettier than in your profile picture. 1220 01:34:07,360 --> 01:34:08,280 Beautiful hair. 1221 01:34:09,440 --> 01:34:12,680 And lovely long legs. Like me. 1222 01:34:22,880 --> 01:34:24,880 There was nothing in your profile about kids. 1223 01:34:24,960 --> 01:34:28,120 Well, you know, it's not always worth putting it all down straight away. 1224 01:34:28,200 --> 01:34:32,000 I thought, if things work out, I'd break it to you gently. 1225 01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:33,560 Very funny. 1226 01:34:34,480 --> 01:34:36,720 Charly, don't wait up for us. 1227 01:34:38,360 --> 01:34:39,760 Where are we going? 1228 01:34:39,840 --> 01:34:41,960 I have a reservation at a restaurant 1229 01:34:42,040 --> 01:34:43,520 pretty far out of town. 1230 01:34:43,600 --> 01:34:45,200 Oh, really? 1231 01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:49,840 Because there's this new yogurt place that I really wanted to try. 1232 01:34:50,480 --> 01:34:52,080 I love yogurt. 1233 01:34:52,160 --> 01:34:53,800 Hopefully, they have eggplant flavor. 1234 01:34:54,880 --> 01:34:56,440 Eggplant? 1235 01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:40,920 I'm really psyched. 1236 01:35:41,920 --> 01:35:43,000 How long's the drive? 1237 01:35:44,200 --> 01:35:45,040 Let's see. 1238 01:35:46,440 --> 01:35:48,160 And we're back with the weather. 1239 01:35:48,240 --> 01:35:51,120 There's a definite chance of a hard front coming in. 1240 01:35:51,200 --> 01:35:53,120 It'll get very wet over the next few days. 1241 01:35:53,200 --> 01:35:55,480 Did I mention the hard front? It'll get really hard! 1242 01:35:55,560 --> 01:35:59,880 And did I mention just how wet it's going to get? Like, really wet! 1243 01:35:59,960 --> 01:36:01,680 -Did you miss us? -Did you miss us? 1244 01:36:03,240 --> 01:36:05,560 FOR BERNIE 1245 01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:57,760 HARD FEELINGS 85256