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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,880 -And? -Couldn't hear a thing. 4 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,000 -Really? -Nothing. 5 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:42,760 -You don't get off on people hearing us? -I prefer having you all to myself. 6 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,560 -I'm coming. You? -Yeah, me too. 7 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:09,840 There. That was my 132nd faked orgasm. 8 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:11,560 Amazing. 9 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:32,360 A year, baby. 10 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,360 Yeah. A year already. 11 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:35,320 Only a year. 12 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,400 -I'm going to take a leak. -Sure. 13 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,960 Mink and I met on the beach. 14 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:55,280 Need help? Can I take that for you? 15 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,480 -Oh, thanks. -Come on, I've got it. 16 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,080 I thought he was flirting. 17 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:01,560 Here, let me take that. 18 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,520 But he just turned out to be handy with a tray. 19 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:07,640 So I handled the flirting. 20 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,880 Hey, Luna, could you go to table 75… 21 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:13,400 Could you go to table 75… 22 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,040 I can barely hear you. I… 23 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:20,640 Or, at least… 24 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,920 If I tilt my head quick, it comes out my nose. Want to see? 25 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:25,520 No, thanks. 26 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,040 There was an attempt. 27 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:33,800 So. You look like you want a delicious cappuccino. 28 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:36,600 You're a delicious cappuccino. 29 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:43,080 Fortunately, he took over pretty quick. 30 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,440 And then it wasn't long before… 31 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:48,600 Well, then it's… 32 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:51,560 …little step and then things go wrong. 33 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,320 -Yeah. -Yeah, well, it… 34 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:54,720 It's not me, right? 35 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,320 -No. -Or is it? 36 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:00,400 I'm turning off this song, I really hate this song. 37 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:05,760 You like this song too? 38 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,320 -So cool, right? -Yeah. Definitely. 39 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,040 -I long for the moment -The moment 40 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:17,600 -We no longer have to do anything -Longer 41 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:20,000 You hate it, don't you? 42 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,480 -Maybe it's not totally my thing. -Really? 43 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,480 This is such a great song! Why not? 44 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,960 I don't know! Bad taste in music, I guess. 45 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,320 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 46 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,360 Can I taste for myself? 47 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,640 Yes. 48 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:42,960 Delicious, if you ask me. 49 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:16,360 I'm going to come. 50 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:20,040 And the first time was so fun and went so fast, 51 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,440 I simply forgot to say that I didn't… 52 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,880 -Your favorite. -Yes! 53 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,360 You have sauce all over your face. 54 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,200 And there's sauce on your nose. 55 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:36,720 Jesus. 56 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,800 I was really kind to the lion. 57 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:44,680 -Everyone say, "Gorgeous!" -Gorgeous! 58 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,560 -Could you bring a Donald Duck magazine? -Sure. 59 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,880 Hey, that one's nice. Can I borrow it? 60 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,080 Sure. I think half my wardrobe is at your place by now anyway. 61 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:58,840 -I promise I'll bring them back next time. -Yeah. 62 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,560 Um, or… 63 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:06,760 you wouldn't have to keep moving your clothes if you come and live here? 64 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,000 Really? 65 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,440 And now we're suddenly a year in. 66 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,360 And it's all pretty much perfect. 67 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,040 Except for… 68 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:31,840 Yes! 69 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,080 Yeah. Well, that right there. 70 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,840 But it's a work in progress. 71 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,080 -You like it? -It's delicious. 72 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:50,640 Samir is so sweet and he tries really hard, but… 73 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:51,640 Yeah. 74 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:54,360 -Everything okay? -Yes, absolutely! He wants it too badly. 75 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:56,800 Yeah, but Bo is the opposite, she doesn't want it enough. 76 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,040 -Yeah. -Know what she calls her new hook-up? 77 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,520 Her "quook-up." Her "quality hook-up." 78 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:02,600 Jesus. 79 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,600 And Tirza's had the same boyfriend since she was 16-- 80 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:08,280 Tirza's forgotten how to live anyway. 81 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:11,640 So we can establish that you and I are doing pretty well 82 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,040 Absolutely. 83 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:16,200 -Bo! -No, we already discussed Bo. 84 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:17,600 No. Bo's over there. 85 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:21,680 Look! And I was looking forward to an evening with just the two of us. 86 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:25,160 Bo! Hey, honey! What are you doing here? 87 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:28,960 I was heading home from my quook-up, but I wanted to see you first. 88 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:30,600 Mind if I join you? 89 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,240 -Sure, that would be fun! -Yeah? 90 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:35,760 You see the terror in her eyes? 91 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,760 Relax, I'll be gone in no time. 92 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:43,840 But I couldn't just ignore your one-year anniversary, so… 93 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,240 -What? -Well, yeah. Ta-da! 94 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:48,920 -You really shouldn't have! -Well, never mind then! 95 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,240 Okay. 96 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,080 Oh, well… 97 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:53,720 Thank you. 98 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,240 -Oh! So thoughtful! -Wow. 99 00:06:58,320 --> 00:06:59,880 -Fun, right? -And in my size! 100 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:03,840 May it set off a lot of fireworks in the hotel room tonight. 101 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,760 -We already had fireworks. -Oh? 102 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:08,080 We even checked the soundproofing. 103 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:11,400 Okay, okay, okay! Yeah, um… 104 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:15,280 I'm heading out. My quook-up's been tied to the bed for half an hour, so… 105 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:18,200 I'm going to untie them. Just kidding! 106 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:21,240 Or am I? 107 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:23,160 -Bye! -Thanks! 108 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:26,680 Can you imagine? 109 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,200 No. You? 110 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:32,600 I'm open to things, but handcuffing you to the bed isn't really-- 111 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,280 Hey, who says I'd be the one getting tied up? 112 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,680 Oh. Okay. So you're into it? 113 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:44,560 I don't know, it might be fun to try new things sometimes? 114 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:45,640 Okay. 115 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:50,400 Do you want me to take a blindfold like this 116 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,040 and examine your whole body? 117 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,120 Hi. 118 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,480 -Hey. -Hey. 119 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:58,840 -Are you interested in dessert? -Yeah, sure. 120 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:02,080 Today we have the chocolate mousse with orange zest, 121 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,920 cheesecake with red fruit compote, 122 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,800 or a threesome of French cheeses. 123 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:08,480 A threesome? 124 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:12,320 -Yes? One threesome. And for you, sir? -Mink. 125 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:15,040 A threesome! 126 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,600 -Two threesome? -No, the cheesecake for me please. 127 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,800 -Okay, so one threesome and a cheesecake. -Yes. 128 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,400 -You wouldn't like that? -No way. 129 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,320 -Because? -Yeah. You don't do that. 130 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,600 -Why not? -No. 131 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:30,320 -Is everything to your liking? -Yes. The threesome is really great. 132 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,440 It's delicious. 133 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:39,880 Oh, yes. 134 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:42,280 Would you be open to that? 135 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,600 To what? Your piece of cheese? 136 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:46,200 Nice. 137 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:50,400 No, to a threesome. Oops! 138 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:56,600 Yes, of course. I mean… Yeah, why not? I mean… 139 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:59,160 We're not doing that, right? 140 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:05,160 Why wouldn't we, actually? Because we don't have the courage? 141 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:10,480 -I have the courage. That's not why. -Yeah, okay, then why is it? 142 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:15,800 I don't know, I'm happy with you. We don't need it. 143 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,720 We don't need dessert either, but it's tasty. 144 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:26,040 -The dessert is very tasty, yes. -Yeah. I know. 145 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,240 What are you trying to tell me? 146 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:32,160 Okay. 147 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,120 -So? -Okay, could be interesting. 148 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,800 Okay, if we were to ever do it, 149 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,000 where would we even find a third person? 150 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:51,680 Well, yeah… 151 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:59,000 -Yes! Who would be open to a threesome? -Loon… 152 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,560 No, okay, not like that. 153 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:10,960 "Hagueish Seed" needs to be inviting, but not come across as too desperate. 154 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,360 We want to seduce the customers, so to speak. 155 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:16,760 So the slogan my colleague Bo came up with for you, is… 156 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:21,160 "Hagueish Seed, where satisfaction comes first." 157 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:28,960 -Are there any questions? -Yes. An important question. 158 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:32,120 Did you bring your bikini so we can go straight to the beach? 159 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:36,520 Yes. We're moving on to the colors… 160 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:44,920 -The Finnish sauna? -Yes, exactly. 161 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,040 The caprese? 162 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,160 -Yummy. -And the goat cheese? 163 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:50,920 Thank you. 164 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:52,840 Minkie! 165 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,400 -Look at him! Handsome man. -What's up, man? 166 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:00,520 Cute. 167 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,080 And? Did he manage it? 168 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,320 What? 169 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,160 Spot your G? 170 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:10,320 -Jesus! -Did my suggestion help? 171 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:14,560 Yeah, kind of. The room was soundproof, so that was very chill, 172 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:17,840 and made me worry a bit less, but it didn't result in a… 173 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:21,440 Yes. That, yes. Thank you. 174 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:26,120 Well, I'd say cuff him to your bed until he knows exactly where that G is located. 175 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:30,800 By the way, your handcuffs gave us another captivating idea. 176 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,080 Oh? 177 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,320 Okay. No laughing. 178 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,680 It might be a totally stupid idea. 179 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:42,320 But Mink and I thought it might be really good for us 180 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,800 to have a threesome some time. 181 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,040 -Oh, my God! -Luna! 182 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:46,960 Yeah. 183 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:52,760 Okay. Okay, okay, okay, cool. 184 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,960 I'm honored, absolutely, but… 185 00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:00,520 I'm not sure if this is a good idea, because I really love you guys-- 186 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:03,920 She doesn't mean with you! Of course not with you! 187 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:08,160 -What do you mean? Look at me! -You're gorgeous, but it would be too… 188 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,480 -…awkward? -Yeah. 189 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,760 Dude! This is every man's dream! 190 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:15,560 Yeah, but… Our sex is good, why would we need to add a third person? 191 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:17,640 Why not? The more, the merrier. 192 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,120 -No way. -Well, I might know a good candidate. 193 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,960 -Who? -What's up? 194 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:23,520 Let's go, man. 195 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,760 -No. -Why not? 196 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:28,080 Dude, I love you, but I'm not getting into bed with you. 197 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,840 -You don't know me in bed. -Yeah. 198 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:33,040 -I'm sick, man. Sensitive. -I'm not falling for it. 199 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:37,240 Okay. Are you going to look online? "Hot couple looking for a fun night." 200 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:42,040 -No. Online seems like such a hassle. -The whole thing is a bit of a hassle. 201 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,840 I don't understand why it never works with someone else. 202 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:47,520 It didn't work out with Emma, either, did it? 203 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:51,320 -Or with Thijs. -No. Nothing worked with Thijs. 204 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,520 Poor Thijs. RIP, man. 205 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:58,200 -But I just don't get it with Mink. -I think you're just stuck in a rut. 206 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,320 A threesome could really get you out of it. 207 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:04,200 -You think? -Well, you can always try. 208 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:08,000 -You really think so too? -It'll definitely make him try harder. 209 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,640 A little competition never hurts. 210 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,320 -Listen, you guys are going to fix this! -Yeah. 211 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,680 Tonight! 212 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,840 -Yeah, right. -Yes. Tonight. 213 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,200 -No, not tonight. -Yes. Tonight! 214 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,360 God damn it. 215 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,360 -Tonight is the… -There he is. 216 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,280 That could be your type, right? 217 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:39,800 -Yeah, I could do breakfast with him. -Yeah, I've got your number. 218 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,480 -No, you're my type. -Yeah. 219 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,080 Hey! Do you come here often? 220 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,280 I work here. 221 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,640 -With Mink. -Yeah. I know. 222 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,080 Um, can I get a vodka please? 223 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,280 -Hey, can I get a beer? -Sure. 224 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,320 Yeah, I don't know… 225 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,800 -You have very beautiful ears! -What? 226 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,520 Very pretty ears. 227 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,000 Hey. Here you go. 228 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,120 -Thank you. Cheers. -Cheers. 229 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,920 Do you know where the bathroom is? 230 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:46,440 What do you do for a living? 231 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:48,360 I'm a painter. 232 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,040 That is so cool! 233 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,240 Yeah. 234 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,520 And do you paint abstract or figurative, or… 235 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,640 No, I paint houses and walls. 236 00:14:58,720 --> 00:14:59,880 Oh, sick. 237 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,120 -Yeah. -Cool. 238 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,680 Oh, right. I forgot. 239 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:08,120 I can't flirt to save my life. 240 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,760 The only place where I flirt is on my bike. 241 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,720 Because there are zero consequences. 242 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:18,800 You know the other person is going the other way and you'll never meet again. 243 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,640 Bike flirting is perfect. 244 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,920 Short enough that it doesn't get awkward, 245 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,920 but long enough for that delicious tingle in your tummy. 246 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,560 Fortunately, Mink always knows what to say. 247 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,960 -Hey. -Hey, sweetheart! 248 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,200 Hi. 249 00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:00,680 -Is this your girlfriend? -Yeah. And it just so happens that we-- 250 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,280 Dick. 251 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:05,920 Are you okay? 252 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,760 Are we interested in men, women, or everyone? 253 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,840 Everyone. Definitely everyone. 254 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,560 Our passions are karaoke, Netflix, deep-sea diving, 255 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,200 salsa dancing, board games, activism-- 256 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:22,400 Yes. Yes. If I had to describe us, the phrase would be "board game activism." 257 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:28,120 Okay, great. I'll pick traveling, coffee, and karaoke? 258 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,440 Coffee? 259 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:33,960 This is never going to work. 260 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,720 Oh, shit. I swiped in the wrong direction. 261 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,720 Let's have a look. Okay, this is Benedict. 262 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,560 -Benedict. -Yes. 263 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:48,320 He studies at the conservatory, extremely skilled with his flute. 264 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,280 Wow, a winner. Super swipe. Let's go. 265 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,240 Done. Ooh! She's also very cute. 266 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,120 -Oh, yes. -Hey, a coffee lover. 267 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,360 Hey, I know you! 268 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,640 Who, me? 269 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,440 Yeah, I… I think I know you, right? 270 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,760 Yeah, no. Yes, that's possible. I'm a very famous artist. 271 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:18,280 You probably know me from my bed protests with my partner, John. 272 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:21,960 -Hi. John. Nice to meet you. John Lennon. -A pleasure. 273 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,600 I dated Ringo for a while. I think we met at that party, right? 274 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:26,960 -Oh, was that you? -Yeah. 275 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,040 Yes, exactly. 276 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,280 -Yeah, yeah. -Yeah. 277 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,760 We were just on our way to the next bed protest. 278 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,440 -Someone has to do it, right? -Yes. Busy, busy, busy. 279 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,840 Sounds fun, a bed protest. 280 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,600 -Yeah? -Yeah. 281 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,240 -Hey, tell Ringo I said "hi." Bye! -Okay. Bye! 282 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,200 Wait, Mink, stop. Stop! 283 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,840 Could she be the one? 284 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,800 Really? 285 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:04,520 -She was the perfect person. -It was just too good to be true. 286 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,680 Yeah, shit, man. 287 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,200 I'm trying to find someone 24/7, morning, noon, and night, 288 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,960 and you score on a fucking bike. 289 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:13,360 Our score's still zero because she cycled away, out of our life. 290 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:17,320 There are lots of people who'd want to cycle into your life for a threesome. 291 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,760 -Yeah, but this was really-- -Let's cut to the chase. 292 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:22,800 You guys downloaded that app, right? Isn't she on it? 293 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Oh, my God! 294 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,680 Why are there so many people? 295 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,960 Whoa! What? 296 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,560 I've matched with us. 297 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,120 Whoa. 298 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,960 Well, I'm done with it. 299 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:58,960 I've had enough. 300 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:02,920 Hey! 301 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:04,480 Hey! 302 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,600 What a handy app. You immediately end up in bed with your match. 303 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:11,120 Yeah, but you were cuter in your picture than in real life. 304 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,520 Also, did you read on my profile that I love deep-sea diving 305 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:16,920 and enjoy exploring new places? 306 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:19,400 Well… 307 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:41,840 Holy shit, Mink! 308 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,640 I found her! Look! 309 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,080 This is her, isn't it? 310 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:51,800 Holy shit. 311 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,640 -Yeah. -Yeah, that's her. 312 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,040 See? It's quarter past. She won't show. 313 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:16,520 -She literally said, "I'll be there." -Yeah, okay. But what if that was a joke? 314 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:21,720 "Hey, Luna and Mink! I remember you as John and Yoko. Ha ha." 315 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,160 "Rarely had such a direct proposal, but fuck it, why not? I'll be there." 316 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,080 Okay. 317 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,520 What do we do when she gets here? Shake her hand? Three kisses? 318 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,840 You don't shake hands when you're planning a threesome. 319 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,360 Okay, what then? Three kisses? 320 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,120 -Yeah, three kisses, yeah. Hey! -Hey! 321 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,880 -"Hey, we're glad you're here…" -"Super, nice to meet you." 322 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,640 -Hey! -Hi! 323 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:42,760 -Oh, hey! -Hello. 324 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,240 Hey. 325 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:45,720 -Hi. -Hi. 326 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,480 -Eve. -Luna. Hi. 327 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,880 -Hey. -Hey, I'm Mink. You found it. 328 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,120 Yeah. Sorry I'm late. I was at work and we ran late. 329 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,640 -It's okay. We just got here too. -Oh, good. 330 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,040 What do you do for a living? 331 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,360 I work for an environment organization. 332 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,560 -Oh, wow! Yeah. -Cool. Great. And important. 333 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:07,960 Yes. It does mostly feel like fighting a losing battle, 334 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,800 but kind of important, yeah. 335 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,240 And what do you do? 336 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,440 I'm a communications strategist. 337 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:20,880 Yes. Luna is very deep in the world of the data analysts… 338 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:21,800 Yes. 339 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,480 …and communications strategists. 340 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:24,400 Yes. 341 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,240 -And you, Mink? -I work here. 342 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:31,080 -It's just a side job. I'm still studying. -He's still studying. 343 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,960 Mink is a little bit mañana-mañana. 344 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:37,160 Right? He's on his third subject. But you like this one, don't you? 345 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,240 -Yeah. -What do you study? 346 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,680 -Well, I started-- -Can I guess? Yes? 347 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,440 Okay. 348 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:52,240 Okay. Mink. You started studying something your parents wanted you to? 349 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:53,920 -Guilty. Yes. -Yes. 350 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,480 -Law? -Yes! 351 00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:00,400 Then you failed all your exams and decided 352 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:04,880 you wanted to understand the world better, 353 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,720 and then you chose history? 354 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,480 -No way! -Okay. 355 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,920 -Okay. -Holy shit! 356 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,240 -Well, go on! -Okay. 357 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,760 -Now you're starting to scare me. -Oh. Okay, you work here… 358 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:18,720 Hotel management? 359 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,200 -How? -Fuck off. Really? 360 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,480 This is really scary! 361 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,120 Want a beer? 362 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,040 Another round? 363 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:34,720 Well, we were thinking all these beach bars are great fun. 364 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,200 So if we get a drink at each bar… 365 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:40,600 You'll have enough courage for this at the end of the night? 366 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,160 Maybe you could choose it as your next subject? 367 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,520 This is all your fault. 368 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:51,960 -I want to sit in the hammock. -No! 369 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,000 -Beer? -Yes. 370 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,520 -Jesus. -Hey! 371 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:02,440 -Hey! -Yummy! 372 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:06,920 -Well, here's to polyamory then. -All right! 373 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,960 Are you monogamous besides tonight or do you have an open relationship? 374 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:14,720 -No. -Yeah. The… monogamous. 375 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,760 -Yes. -Yeah. 376 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,920 -Yes. Right? -Yes! 377 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,240 -Jesus! -That's clear. 378 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,600 And you? 379 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,200 I only do threesomes. 380 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,240 Oh, it's a hair. 381 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,960 -Do you see it? -Yes. Give me your finger. 382 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,840 I think… that it's gone. 383 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,760 Stop running away. 384 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,640 -Okay, okay, be honest. -Yes? 385 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:34,200 Don't lie. How often do you guys usually do it in a week? 386 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,680 -Okay. Trick question. -Be honest. 387 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,120 -Okay. -Okay? 388 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,240 Three, two, one… 389 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,080 -Four. -Three. 390 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:46,000 -Okay. -But four times, right? 391 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,240 -So two then? -Yeah. 392 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:48,240 That's okay! 393 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,520 I see a phallus. 394 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:56,840 -No, really! If you look at those four… -Oh, what? 395 00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:58,360 I see… 396 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,120 I see… 397 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,200 Wow. 398 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,720 Fuck, I can't get it in. 399 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:28,360 Oh, no, wait a minute. This is where we left off. 400 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,200 Loon, I can't get it in. 401 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,200 Here. 402 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,320 -Yes! -Okay. 403 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,160 -Do you guys want something to drink? -Water. 404 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,920 -Water? -Yes, okay. The same. 405 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,360 -Hey. -Hey. Thanks, sweetie. 406 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,280 Water. 407 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:42,760 Have you guys agreed on who can do what with whom? 408 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:50,040 Nothing. Or, no, everything. Or, right? Everything is okay, right? 409 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,160 Yeah. 410 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,120 Ah, yes! 411 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,360 Give me your hand. 412 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,320 A bit harder. A bit faster. 413 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,040 Do you want to? 414 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,320 Yes. 415 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,720 Oh, I'm coming. 416 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,160 Yes! 417 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,080 -You? -Yeah, me, too. 418 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:15,680 Yes! 419 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,040 Yes! 420 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:27,840 Well… 421 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:37,680 Well… 422 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,840 -I'm going to clean up. -Okay. 423 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,240 Do you like this? 424 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,040 Sorry, were you talking to me? 425 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,880 No, to your boyfriend who's knocked out on the couch. 426 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,240 Yes. I like it. 427 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:10,840 Give me your hand. 428 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,320 Show me what you like the most. 429 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:21,520 Like this? 430 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,720 A bit faster? 431 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,680 No, like this. Like this. That's good. 432 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:30,640 Yes. 433 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:34,840 A little slower. 434 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:36,960 Here? 435 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,360 Yes. A bit harder. 436 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:49,680 Yes. 437 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,000 Hey. 438 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:08,600 Oh, my God. 439 00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:14,560 I just woke up on the couch with the worst neck pain in the world. 440 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,320 -Wasn't it 100% worth it? -Yes. 441 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,480 -Could you please give me a massage? -Yes. 442 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,840 Hey, Eve's still in the shower. 443 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,600 I know. What? You want to do it again? 444 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:34,240 No, but how does this work? Do we make her breakfast, does she leave… 445 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:38,080 I don't know. Maybe we should make her breakfast. That's nice, right? 446 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,320 Make breakfast? 447 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:40,840 Yes. Okay. 448 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,640 Yeah. Fuck. 449 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,680 Arugula with ketchup. 450 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,280 Do you guys have a hangover? 451 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:08,640 Did you come? 452 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,320 Do they have veggie sandwiches? 453 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,880 Yes, right? I think so. Our sandwich is also… 454 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,280 Holy shit! This is so good. 455 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,480 Yeah, right? It's the sauce. 456 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,320 But also combined with the eggs. 457 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,800 Eggs are my only guilty pleasure. I was completely vegan at first. 458 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:36,280 But I got fed up with the "a better environment starts with you" bullshit 459 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,240 while the government does nothing, so I thought "fuck it." 460 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,800 "I'm eating eggs." 461 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,440 But you do things at work that help the planet. 462 00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:44,600 Yeah, but… 463 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:48,200 In the end it's just… complicated. 464 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:53,240 Yeah. Maybe we should all just climb up that scaffolding and 465 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,640 go to another planet and start over. 466 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,720 -Good idea, Mink. -Yeah. 467 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,400 It's a really good idea. 468 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:10,920 Hey! 469 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,800 -Hey, girl, what are you doing? -I'm not asking. 470 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,560 -Here! Yes, I found them. -Oh, great. 471 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,000 -Here you go. -Thanks. 472 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:26,720 -Well. -All right. Cool. 473 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,560 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 474 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,800 -Bye! -Bye, honey. 475 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,680 -All right. Bye! -Yeah. See you later! 476 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,320 -"Thank you?" -Yeah, I didn't know what to say. 477 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:44,280 -That was unbelievable. -Yeah? 478 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:48,320 I was pretty nervous in the beginning but it was so good. 479 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:52,600 I can't remember half the things that happened, but what I do… holy fuck! 480 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:57,560 I woke up and I thought, "This is why we're here on Earth." 481 00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:02,120 You can have the night of your life, together with the love of your life. 482 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,760 -And a third person. -And a third person. That's right. 483 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,840 -For the entire night you just-- -The entire night? 484 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,880 It wasn't the entire night, right? 485 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:14,160 No, I mean first at the beach and then at our house…. 486 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,600 Anyway, almost the entire night… 487 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,920 OUR MISSION - PROJECTS - THE TEAM 488 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,000 Luna. 489 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,560 How is the "satisfaction" campaign doing? 490 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,480 Good. Yeah, very good. Sales are continuing to increase. 491 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,560 There are some negative reviews, 492 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,760 mainly saying the product isn't entirely what the satisfaction campaign promises. 493 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,440 -Okay, but sales are still increasing? -Yes. 494 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,640 Good. You can't please everyone, right? 495 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:54,160 We're grabbing lunch at the sandwich bar. Do you want chicken again? 496 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,800 -Actually, I'll have a veggie one. -Good going, Luna! 497 00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:16,720 JUST ATE A VEGAN GRILLED SANDWICH 498 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,040 SO GOOD 499 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,040 IT MADE ME THINK OF YOU 500 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,480 WAS THE SANDWICH GOOD OR… 501 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,200 Yo! 502 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:32,200 Yo! 503 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,040 What's that sneaky smile about? 504 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:42,480 Okay! 505 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:46,000 Tell me. What was it like? 506 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:48,760 What? 507 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,920 Yeah, your PowerPoint presentation. 508 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,200 It was nice. But I already told you yesterday. 509 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,920 No, Mink told us. You just stood there like this. 510 00:39:58,560 --> 00:39:59,400 So? 511 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,560 Yeah, it was a lot of fun. 512 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,920 And also, well… 513 00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:09,640 Yeah. Satisfying. 514 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,280 "Satisfying" as in… 515 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,320 Yes. Satisfying as in… 516 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,320 -Oh, my God, Luna! -Yeah, but… 517 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,840 Oh, my God. I said it would be good for you. Tirza needs to know. 518 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,800 -Oh, my God! Tirza. -Yo, shouldn't you be working? 519 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:31,800 Shouldn't you be working? No, listen up, I have some breaking news. 520 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:35,080 -Three guesses who came? -Not Luna? 521 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:38,280 -It's your girl! -Fuck. You can't talk about it without me. 522 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,800 -Our girl. -Oh, my God, Luna! Finally! 523 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:44,840 Sorry that we're so… 524 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,120 WOULD YOU LIKE 525 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:52,760 WOULD YOU MAYBE LIKE TO SEE US AGAIN? 526 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,360 IN WHICH NEIGHBORHOOD DO YOU LIVE? 527 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:00,600 So much terrible news. 528 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:04,920 JOOSJE DUK I'LL SEE YOU AT THE EXIT 529 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,480 What do you think of Eve? 530 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,480 What? 531 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,160 What did you really think of her? 532 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:23,120 Why? 533 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:26,160 No reason. 534 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:29,840 Have you thought about her again? 535 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,840 Do you feel weird about it? 536 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,320 No. No, absolutely not. No, I… 537 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,320 was just wondering. 538 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,280 Is it harder than you thought? That someone else was there? 539 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,920 Because, yeah, I mean, Eve's an awesome girl, but… 540 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,400 it doesn't mean anything more. I don't feel anything. 541 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:56,680 I love you, sweetheart. Really. You know that, right? 542 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,720 You're everything I want. 543 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,360 WHY ARE YOU ASKING WHERE I LIVE? 544 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,720 DO YOU WANT TO COME OVER OR SOMETHING? 545 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,960 Hey, fuck! My egg. 546 00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:13,200 -Calm down. -Shit. 547 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,000 -Turn the burner down a bit. -Yeah, like that. 548 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:23,320 -Good thing you don't work in our kitchen. -Yeah. Have a nice day at work, honey. 549 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,560 -Good luck with your PowerPoint. -Thanks. 550 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,760 -Hey. Come in. -Hey! Thanks. 551 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:40,400 Okay. 552 00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:46,200 -Isn't Mink here? -No. Uh, Mink has exams. Couldn't make it. 553 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,200 But I thought it'd be rude to cancel. 554 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:49,800 Okay. 555 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,960 -Do you paint? -No, what makes you think that? 556 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:57,400 -Do you want a drink? -Great, yeah. 557 00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:58,400 I just made tea. 558 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,840 I mean, in the end, all those bad decisions are based on lust. 559 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,880 You know? People just need things that are satisfying. 560 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:11,280 Eating meat, flying, buying clothes made by children. 561 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,800 So you never do anything purely out of lust? 562 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,360 Rarely. 563 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,840 So, am I getting a tour or… 564 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,520 Well, if you want a tour… 565 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:39,360 This is my dining table. Lots of world problems are solved here. 566 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,080 Ah, right. That's there. 567 00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:44,240 And this is my queen-size bed. 568 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,560 Lots of problems get solved here too. 569 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:06,800 So, you say "yes" to threesomes because the world is ending? 570 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,360 That's a little reductive, but… 571 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,880 actually, not entirely untrue. 572 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:16,200 And… 573 00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:20,440 How was it for you? 574 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,480 Well, it wasn't my first threesome, but… 575 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,440 clearly it was for you guys. 576 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,680 But for a first time, you weren't bad. 577 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:32,600 Yeah? 578 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:39,920 And how was it for you? 579 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:49,240 -Hey! -Guess who's finally done with work? 580 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,160 -How's the PowerPoint? -The PowerPoint is going great, sweetie. 581 00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:56,000 Is it okay if Samir joins us for dinner? Veggie tacos? Or do you prefer-- 582 00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:57,240 Tacos are great. 583 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,320 I'm going for a swim then I'll come home. 584 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,640 Okay, sweetie, have fun. See you soon. Bye. 585 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:05,280 -Bye! -Bye. Love you. 586 00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,520 -Wine? -Yeah, that's good. 587 00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:15,440 Okay. 588 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:19,320 Red or white? 589 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:26,440 Oh, I've got chilled white. That okay? 590 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,840 Loon, say something. 591 00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:49,000 It was really tasty. 592 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,160 No, about Samir's impotence. 593 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:56,400 That's not… I couldn't get it up that one time. 594 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,800 -That doesn't make me impotent. -No, but, seriously… 595 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,360 Hip hip! 596 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,680 -Climax! -Climax! 597 00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,280 -Homemade. -Wow! 598 00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,800 -Do you want a drink? -No. 599 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:10,880 Okay, great. 600 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,360 -Okay. -Tell us. 601 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:18,680 Yeah, well… We had sex and then I came. 602 00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,080 Hello? Details? 603 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:26,040 How did it happen, where, when, what way, what time? All of it. 604 00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:30,000 Okay. Eve was with Mink doing… 605 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,360 Mink was with me doing… 606 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:39,560 Going down on you? Or 69'ing? Doggy style? No. He went down on you? 607 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,880 Oh, he went down on you and then you came. 608 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,480 -But what did he do differently this time? -Everything, actually. 609 00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,920 -Oh, was it because Eve was there? -Yes. 610 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:51,920 Well, yeah. Or, no, actually. 611 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,080 Huh, you're being weird. Did you even come? 612 00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:58,560 Yes. 613 00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,560 Not because of Mink. 614 00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:06,360 Okay. 615 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,040 Yes. That works too. 616 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:11,800 And Mink doesn't know anything? 617 00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:12,720 No. 618 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,240 -He'd already passed out on the couch. -Wow. 619 00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:17,280 Yeah. 620 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,400 Yeah, and then Eve and I kept going and 621 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,440 she asked all these questions, which I found super awkward at first. 622 00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:30,880 But, yeah, it ended up being kind of… 623 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:32,680 liberating. 624 00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,840 Okay. So now you know what works for you, right? 625 00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:44,120 Can't you make Mink do what Eve did down there without him realizing? 626 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,720 Okay, so much for the worst advice ever. 627 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,480 Loonie, you have a real problem. 628 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,720 Ah, okay. No, great. Thanks. 629 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,200 And there's only one solution for your problem. 630 00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:02,520 -Never have sex again. -Exactly! Never have sex again. 631 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,520 No, you have to talk to Mink. 632 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,960 But when we're in the flow… 633 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,200 -I don't want to interrupt it. -No. 634 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,400 Not during sex. 635 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:16,280 Bring it up during an unerotic, boring, rainy day. 636 00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:17,720 Good luck. 637 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,560 Well… talk! 638 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,320 No, I don't want to talk, I want a vulva cake. 639 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,920 You're such a baby. Here's your vulva cake. 640 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:26,840 Thanks. 641 00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:39,520 Nice jacket. Looks good on you. 642 00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:41,800 You can borrow it sometime. 643 00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,400 What should I do? Take white or red to Sam's? 644 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:48,080 White. Red makes him rowdy. 645 00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:58,280 I feel so sorry for Sam. 646 00:49:58,360 --> 00:49:59,880 What? For his rowdiness? 647 00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:00,800 No. 648 00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,760 -No, his little problem. -Oh, yeah, it's sad. 649 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,320 He's too stuck in his own head. He shouldn't stress as much. 650 00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,200 But I can imagine it's difficult when you 651 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,680 really want it and that's why it doesn't work. 652 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,160 He just needs to find someone he's comfortable with. 653 00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:23,040 Someone he can relax with. Like I can with you. 654 00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,360 So tonight, I'm going to find a Luna for Samir. 655 00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,480 Well, good luck with that. 656 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:34,920 -Bye, sweetie. -Bye, honey. 657 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,000 Love you. 658 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,600 Hey. 659 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:04,560 This is a very full-bodied, fruity wine. 660 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:10,760 With earthy tones and a complex aftertaste. 661 00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:19,920 It's a wine that occasionally runs away when things overwhelm her. 662 00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,120 Which she really regrets. 663 00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:30,120 But she's also elegant and spontaneous. 664 00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:39,360 Let's give her a chance then. 665 00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:44,480 -Yeah, abstract or… -What? 666 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:48,880 -No. -So, the lady studied her terminology. 667 00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:54,320 And you? Do you have any other hobbies? 668 00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,680 Or do you just make PowerPoints all day? 669 00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:01,840 Yes. Well, no. Yeah, it actually comes down to that, yes. 670 00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,840 And does Mink think you're creating a PowerPoint right now? 671 00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:14,720 Probably. 672 00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,280 And do you think it's okay that he doesn't know you're here? 673 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:26,960 Yes. 674 00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:28,960 Sure? 675 00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:35,320 Aren't you getting satisfied at home? 676 00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:38,600 Fuck you! 677 00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,360 A bit more pressure. 678 00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,040 -Like this, you mean? -Yeah. 679 00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:13,320 Faster. 680 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,560 -You want it faster? -Yeah. 681 00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:19,760 You're not used to this, are you? 682 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:26,400 Yes! 683 00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,960 Did you hear me come home? 684 00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:51,520 No. 685 00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:54,960 Did Sam score last night? 686 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,680 -Your favorite sandwich. -Yummy! 687 00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:14,520 Thanks. 688 00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:18,200 And? Any crucial world news? 689 00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:20,640 Nothing but misery, as usual. 690 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:24,520 Fuck. Eve was right after all. We're dead. 691 00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:29,080 Yeah, seems that way, yeah. 692 00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:36,960 Hey, Minkie, I wanted to discuss something with you. 693 00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:48,560 We need to come up with outfits for the costume dinner. 694 00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:50,360 Oh, yeah. That's a good one. 695 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:53,160 -Superheroes, right? -Yeah. 696 00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:56,160 Well, we have Superman. 697 00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:58,520 Ant-Man. Iron Man. 698 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:01,560 Okay. Are there any women flying around in the superhero universe? 699 00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:03,520 Yes, there are plenty. There's Catwoman. 700 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:06,760 Yes, I love that! Perfect. I'll be Catwoman and you can be Catman. 701 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,960 No. Catwoman is dating Batman and Samir already claimed Batman. 702 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:10,880 Oh. 703 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,120 But maybe we should find him a Catwoman, right? 704 00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:19,280 Okay, girls. Supergirl, Turbogirl… 705 00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:21,480 -Oh! Powerpuff Girls! -Eve! 706 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,720 -What? -Eve would be a great Catwoman. 707 00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:27,640 We're not inviting Eve to our stupid costume party. 708 00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:29,960 -It'll be fun. -I think it's a weird idea. 709 00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:34,040 Loon, think about it. We could try to match Eve with Samir. 710 00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:37,600 Samir needs a rebound. Eve is going to fucking love it. 711 00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:42,480 Honey, Samir and Eve? I don't see that happening. 712 00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:47,240 Yo, Sam! Who does Batman date? What would you think about… 713 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,320 Hello. Hi. 714 00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:04,360 And? How do I look? 715 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,480 You make me feel so hot. 716 00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,640 Yeah, I'm feeling fucking warm, too. 717 00:56:09,720 --> 00:56:13,000 I usually flirt with my eyes, but you can't really see them now. 718 00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,280 You still have your chin. Flirt with that. 719 00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:16,200 Right. 720 00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:26,000 -Yeah, right? -Hi. I'm Samir. Mink's best friend. 721 00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,400 So, how did you meet again? 722 00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:31,440 Wow! 723 00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:36,080 -What a woman, huh? -She's never going to fall for Samir. 724 00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:40,520 Hey, doesn't it make you nervous that she's here now, after she made you… 725 00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,400 No. I don't think about that anymore. 726 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,840 -Samir was vegan for a while, right? -Really? 727 00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:49,160 Not for long. About two months. Vegetarian, actually. 728 00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:51,320 -Ah, vegetarian. -Yeah, I did eat fish. 729 00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:53,800 Let's go! 730 00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:56,680 -Six, six… -Yeah! 731 00:56:56,760 --> 00:57:01,000 -Drop Shot, tequila or limoncello? -Limoncello. 732 00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:04,520 -That's the best of the three. -I know what you like best, right? 733 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:09,120 -Okay. -Hey! 734 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:10,080 Delicious! 735 00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,800 Okay, next question for Bo. 736 00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:16,280 When was the last time you were truly in love? 737 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:19,320 -Yeah, I never fall in love. -I'm always in love. 738 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:21,920 Okay, so you're not in love with your quick-up? 739 00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:24,600 -Quook-up, you mean. -Quook-up. 740 00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:28,400 "In love." Those are such big words. 741 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,080 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 742 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:17,880 -Shit. -Okay, wait. 743 00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,240 -Here, a towel. -Sorry, it's so stupid. 744 00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:24,040 Oh! Oh! Sweetie, not in front of everyone! 745 00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:28,600 -You dork. -Come on. It's fine. 746 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,160 -Okay. -Okay, next question. Whose turn is it? 747 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,800 My turn. A question for Eve. 748 00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,000 Show me what you like the most. 749 00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:49,040 No, like this. Like this. That's good. 750 00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:50,240 A little slower. 751 00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:53,880 Fuck. 752 00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,440 -Good morning, sunshine. -Oh! Fuck. I have to get up. 753 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:07,400 -I stink. -Yeah. I want you, smelly boy. 754 00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:10,760 -I've got work. -Or we can stay here a little longer. 755 00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,160 When did you get so eager? 756 00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:16,680 I just want it to work. 757 00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:18,960 What do you want to work? 758 00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:25,000 -Tonight otherwise? -Okay. 759 00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:27,200 -Deal. -Okay. 760 00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:01,840 Fuck. Preheat. Shit. 761 01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:03,280 Hi, sweetie. 762 01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,120 It was so crowded on the beach. 763 01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:13,920 Did you do all of this? 764 01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:17,960 What are you doing? You look fucking gorgeous! 765 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:19,120 Thanks. 766 01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,720 But I forgot to preheat the oven. 767 01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:27,600 Well, that's not a problem, right? We're not in a hurry. 768 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:28,560 Nice. 769 01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:48,600 I'm a bit uncomfortable here, honey. 770 01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,080 But this is one of your favorite spots? 771 01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:04,800 Sorry, the sensual music is a mood killer. 772 01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:06,680 Okay. 773 01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:25,480 -Can you go a little slower? -What? 774 01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:29,280 -Can you go a little slower? -Okay. 775 01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:30,200 Okay. 776 01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:39,840 -What's up? -Nothing. Come here. 777 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,000 Okay. 778 01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:53,240 No, wait. Not too fast. 779 01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:55,080 Give me your hand. 780 01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:57,560 -Yes. -Okay. 781 01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,200 Here. 782 01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:07,000 A little to the left. 783 01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:09,640 Yeah. 784 01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:15,440 -What's with all the talking? -I want us to truly enjoy this. 785 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,760 -We are though, right? -Yeah. 786 01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:20,000 Yes. 787 01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:41,960 Yes. 788 01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:46,040 -Yes. -Wait, sit up. Yeah. 789 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:52,360 Yes. 790 01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:57,640 Yes. 791 01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:00,600 Yes! Yes! 792 01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:03,960 -Yes! -No! 793 01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:06,280 -What? -Yeah, no! 794 01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:09,960 -I thought we were both coming. -That's what you always think. 795 01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:16,400 -Loon. What… -Yeah, I'm going to take a leak. 796 01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:24,280 Loon. 797 01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:30,080 If it wasn't good for you, then why don't we just keep going? 798 01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:32,680 -I have all night. -Yeah. 799 01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:40,080 It's not really just about tonight. 800 01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:46,360 It just never quite works out. 801 01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:48,520 What? 802 01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:50,800 Sex? 803 01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:53,640 No, not sex. 804 01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:57,000 What then? 805 01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:03,280 Coming. 806 01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:10,560 Are you serious? 807 01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:16,640 I always just go along with you. 808 01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:20,200 You go along with me? 809 01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,120 You're faking it, you mean? 810 01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:33,480 No, I'm not faking everything. I think it's really good with you. It's… 811 01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:37,680 So you aren't faking it, but also you are. 812 01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:39,960 Jesus. 813 01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:42,920 Why didn't you ever say anything about this? 814 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,720 I've wanted to talk to you about this so often! 815 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:46,680 When? 816 01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:50,600 Yeah, I… 817 01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:54,800 I didn't know what to say. I don't want to hurt you. 818 01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:56,240 All right, then. 819 01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:59,800 You did a great job. Congratulations. 820 01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:08,080 You could have asked me if I wanted to try something different as well, okay? 821 01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:10,800 No, Loon. Not if you never mention it. 822 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:13,320 Couldn't you guess that I don't always want it the same? 823 01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:17,840 No! Not if you pretend to like it. I don't have a sixth sense, you know! 824 01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:19,200 No, I wish you did. 825 01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:26,240 Is that why you wanted a threesome? Because you thought-- 826 01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:29,240 Mink, stop it. Don't be ridiculous. We both wanted it. 827 01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:33,760 -I didn't need it. I did it for you! -It was super obvious you did it for me! 828 01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:37,480 It was a threesome! With three people! Sorry I wasn't all over you! 829 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:40,440 -No, luckily she was there. -Yes, it was more fun with her. 830 01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:42,440 Yeah, at least she made me come! 831 01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:48,240 Is that true? 832 01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:52,520 Loon? 833 01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:58,640 Fuck you. 834 01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:11,280 Fuck. 835 01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:20,440 It's going to be okay, Minkie. 836 01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:37,960 HEY… I TOLD MINK ABOUT US. DIDN'T GO GREAT. 837 01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:52,480 FEEL LIKE COMING OVER? 838 01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:02,680 SINCE IT'S YOU… 839 01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:13,440 Do you like it? 840 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:15,840 No. 841 01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:21,320 Sorry. I'm not exactly a kitchen goddess. 842 01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:25,000 Hey. Why did you tell him? 843 01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:32,200 Just… because I couldn't keep avoiding it. 844 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,960 I really… like you. 845 01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:44,120 And what about me do you like so much? 846 01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:48,080 Okay. Um… 847 01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:55,120 I feel very free with you, and very open. 848 01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:57,840 And detached from everything. 849 01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:03,640 You mean I'm good at going down on you. 850 01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:10,600 A little faster. 851 01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,520 I like it when you finger me. 852 01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:04,600 Yes. 853 01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:08,880 -Like this? -Okay. A little lower. Yes. 854 01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:25,400 Hey. 855 01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:27,880 Where's your head at? 856 01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:30,560 I'm sorry. 857 01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:31,920 -Hey. -I'm sorry. 858 01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:37,400 It's okay. Come here. 859 01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:53,280 Good morning. 860 01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:56,720 -Good morning! -Hey. 861 01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:58,720 -Hey, good morning. -Thank you. 862 01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:01,200 You got up early. 863 01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:04,960 -Yeah, I'm about to go to an exhibition. -Ah, that's great. 864 01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:07,360 Do you want to come? 865 01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:11,080 Sounds fun, but… 866 01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:15,160 Mink could come home and I'm not quite sure what he… 867 01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:19,760 He knows about this, right? 868 01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:23,520 You told him, right? 869 01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:28,000 No, I… 870 01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:31,640 I didn't tell him everything. 871 01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:36,840 I told Mink that… 872 01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:41,320 That he can't make me… but you do. 873 01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:44,200 Come? 874 01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:48,280 Is that all you said? 875 01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:55,280 -Is that what this means to you? -No, of course not. 876 01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:58,160 What does it mean to you, Luna? Because… 877 01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:02,280 If this is just a casual thing, then fine. 878 01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:05,760 It doesn't have to be more than that. But in that case, it has to be… 879 01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:08,480 equal. 880 01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:10,560 Do you understand? And honest. 881 01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:16,200 So if you're only thinking of yourself, that's fine, but I won't waste my time. 882 01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:19,360 You'd be better off buying a vibrator. 883 01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:22,760 Well, I already have a vibrator. 884 01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:26,960 Wow. Okay. 885 01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:31,800 I guess I shouldn't have texted you yesterday. 886 01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:35,760 Yeah. 887 01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:03,600 -Hey, Minkie. -Hey. 888 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:08,840 So? 889 01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:11,040 Have fun last night? 890 01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:16,520 Well… No, of course not. 891 01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:17,920 No? 892 01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:20,720 -No. -So you didn't have fun with Eve? 893 01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:29,480 Why the fuck are you doing this, Loon? 894 01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:34,120 What is this about? I don't get it. Why don't you talk to me? 895 01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:40,120 Why are you doing this? How long has it been going on? 896 01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:41,680 Sorry. 897 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:46,160 Sorry, I… I think I've made a mistake. 898 01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:47,760 That's fucking bullshit. 899 01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:53,320 -Sorry, I'll talk about it if-- -No! 900 01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:57,400 No, I don't need to hear it. 901 01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:06,880 I don't want this anymore. 902 01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:12,200 I'm done with this. 903 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:34,000 Lulu, look who came to visit you. 904 01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:36,840 I know you're not asleep. 905 01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:40,240 You always sleep on your back with your mouth open. 906 01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:45,160 Hey. How's it going? 907 01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:57,480 Loon, are you wearing that to work? 908 01:13:57,560 --> 01:13:59,800 -I called in sick. -Loon, no! 909 01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:03,840 What? I told them I got food poisoning from a Hagueish Seed bar. 910 01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:06,280 Luna! Turn it up! Come on! 911 01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:18,000 Oh, my God! Luna, you can't be serious. 912 01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:22,160 Luna! 913 01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:28,640 Okay, Angel. Enough is enough. Charlie is calling. 914 01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:30,240 No. 915 01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:33,560 -Get dressed. Now. -We don't even have a Charlie. 916 01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:37,160 -Hello? -Good evening, Angels. 917 01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:39,320 Good evening, Charlie. 918 01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:43,840 So… 919 01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:45,000 Why are you… 920 01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:49,440 Charlie's never on screen, so I just dressed up as myself. 921 01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:52,040 Sorry. 922 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,560 -How's it going? -Bad. 923 01:14:56,280 --> 01:14:59,720 -You told us you were "okay." -Yeah, managing badly. 924 01:15:01,480 --> 01:15:03,600 I feel so stupid that I made Mink… 925 01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:07,160 And I never should have… with Eve… 926 01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:11,680 It's just so hard to talk about this. 927 01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:15,560 Yeah, it is difficult. 928 01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:20,640 Well, when I had my little problem with… 929 01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:23,640 Well. 930 01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:28,320 When I couldn't get it up while having sex with that girl, 931 01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:33,800 I didn't want to talk about it, because I was embarrassed. 932 01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:37,720 And because I thought I was a failure. 933 01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:43,960 But when I discussed it with you and Mink, it wasn't a big deal in my head anymore. 934 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,720 Instead, it was just something I had to deal with. 935 01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:49,560 Just like we all have things to deal with. 936 01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:53,000 Yeah. Okay, um… 937 01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:58,160 I've kind of figured out that you were right. 938 01:16:00,440 --> 01:16:04,400 I'm afraid to tell my quook-up that I'm in love with them 939 01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:06,880 because I'm really scared that I'll get rejected. 940 01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:17,880 Yeah, penetration never makes me come. 941 01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:21,680 Yeah. 942 01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:24,920 And I think that Mink does want to talk to you. 943 01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:27,800 But you have to give him a chance. 944 01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:32,040 And you have to start the conversation, because he won't. 945 01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:19,640 -Hello. Are these yours? Yeah. All good. -All good. 946 01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:24,640 Shit! 947 01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:28,000 Jurre, someone dropped a glass. Could you pick up the big pieces? 948 01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:32,360 Loon. 949 01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:34,760 What are you doing? 950 01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:39,840 -Hey. I'm Luna. This is my first day. -Oh. Yes. 951 01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:44,640 What are you doing? I'm working. 952 01:17:44,720 --> 01:17:47,520 Me too. I'm earning extra money like you. 953 01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:50,960 And if I get lucky, I might fall in love with a colleague. 954 01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:52,800 Stop the charade. What is this? 955 01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:57,200 Well, I really miss you, 956 01:17:57,280 --> 01:17:59,640 and I hate the way things turned out, and-- 957 01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:02,320 You think I'm suddenly going to pretend nothing happened? 958 01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:04,400 No. 959 01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:08,360 -Yes? -Do you think I need this right now? 960 01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:16,160 I think you might need some help outside because someone dropped a glass. 961 01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:50,560 And a gin and tonic, right? 962 01:19:13,440 --> 01:19:16,560 I'm almost done with my shift, so you can call it a day. 963 01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:23,760 I thought you might like to have a drink after work? 964 01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:31,560 Yeah, I think everyone will hang around for a drink, so if you want to join… 965 01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:39,240 There's still some stuff of yours at my place. 966 01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:41,720 Oh, okay. 967 01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:45,280 I'll come by to pick it up soon. 968 01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:52,760 Unless we want to give this another chance. 969 01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:01,920 I feel like shit about this, Loon. 970 01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:08,760 It's so stupid. I should have been, literally, the first time we were here, 971 01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:12,840 I should have been clear with you and I should have been honest, but… 972 01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:13,880 I don't know. 973 01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:16,360 It was all so exciting that first time 974 01:20:16,440 --> 01:20:18,000 and I like you so much. 975 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:26,480 So what are you thinking? We have sex again? 976 01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:30,040 And every time I'll wonder, is she into this or is she pretending? 977 01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:32,560 That's just going to make me insecure. 978 01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:35,120 Well, we could talk about it. 979 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,320 I just don't see how! 980 01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:41,760 -Especially after everything with her. -But that's definitely over. 981 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,000 That rhymes. 982 01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:49,840 Yeah, I don't know how either. I don't know. I… 983 01:20:50,440 --> 01:20:55,240 I just know that I really would like to start over again with you. 984 01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,840 But only if you want to as well, because otherwise it… 985 01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:04,400 Yeah, then it ends. 986 01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:25,320 Well, okay. 987 01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:27,920 Then it ends. 988 01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:03,240 You know you can live here forever, right? 989 01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:07,440 Yeah. But I can't do that to your quook-up. 990 01:22:08,480 --> 01:22:11,760 Lots of light, as you can see. Very spacious, isn't it? 991 01:22:11,840 --> 01:22:14,800 -And are utilities included or excluded? -Excluded. 992 01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:16,320 Yeah. 993 01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:21,240 Speaking of new chapters, I also have a teeny-tiny bit of news. 994 01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:25,440 My quook-up and I are in a "pre-lationship." 995 01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:30,080 -What? Bo, that's huge! Congrats! -You've been ready for a relationship-- 996 01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:34,400 Whoa! Not a relationship! Pre-lationship. Pre-relationship. 997 01:22:35,440 --> 01:22:36,720 Calm down, please. 998 01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:39,680 -Well, here's to your pre-lationship! -Thanks, girls. 999 01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:44,640 -Morning. -Morning. 1000 01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:49,440 I think I'm finally over my food poisoning. 1001 01:22:50,160 --> 01:22:54,040 Oh, my God, yes! 1002 01:22:54,120 --> 01:22:55,720 No! I'm getting wet! 1003 01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:59,640 My girl is back, my Lulu girl is back. 1004 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:04,800 Luna. I'm glad you're back. How are you feeling? 1005 01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:06,800 Better. 1006 01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:09,960 CAN YOU COME GET YOUR STUFF LATER? X 1007 01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:13,800 SEE YOU LATER! X 1008 01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:16,720 -Can I get an egg sandwich, please? -Of course. 1009 01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:19,440 It's orgasmic! 1010 01:23:20,080 --> 01:23:21,800 Yes. Thank you. 1011 01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:23,960 -Have a nice day. -You, too. 1012 01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:38,000 -Hey. -Hey. 1013 01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:41,640 I didn't know if I was allowed to just stick it in. 1014 01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:44,400 -Oh. Yeah. You could have stuck it in. -Okay. 1015 01:23:45,240 --> 01:23:46,080 Come in. 1016 01:23:49,440 --> 01:23:51,840 -Are you okay? -Yes! You? Hey. 1017 01:23:55,360 --> 01:23:56,400 I have your… 1018 01:24:02,440 --> 01:24:05,360 -This should be everything. -Cool. Great. Thanks. 1019 01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:07,480 -If there's anything else… -Oh, and these. 1020 01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:08,400 Yes. 1021 01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:10,120 Thanks. 1022 01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:12,440 Did you get a haircut? 1023 01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:16,000 No. You? 1024 01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:17,680 No. 1025 01:24:21,440 --> 01:24:23,240 -Yeah, okay. -Yeah. 1026 01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:26,240 -Thank you. And bye. -Yeah, of course. 1027 01:24:26,320 --> 01:24:27,560 Yeah, great. 1028 01:24:27,640 --> 01:24:31,680 Oh, I still have this. This is yours too. 1029 01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:36,600 This isn't mine. This is yours, I just wore it a lot. 1030 01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:38,080 Well. It's yours now. 1031 01:24:40,560 --> 01:24:43,080 -Okay. Great. Sure? -Yeah. 1032 01:24:43,160 --> 01:24:45,360 Okay. Bye. 1033 01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:47,160 -Okay. Bye. -Thank you. 1034 01:24:47,240 --> 01:24:48,920 -You're welcome. -Yo. 1035 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:49,960 -Bye. -Bye. 1036 01:26:07,440 --> 01:26:10,080 Uh, I found this when I was tidying up. 1037 01:26:21,880 --> 01:26:24,160 That's a present from Bo. 1038 01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:51,000 So you put that in your… 1039 01:26:52,720 --> 01:26:53,560 No. 1040 01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:58,960 No, you put it on there. Inside doesn't work very well. 1041 01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:04,280 Okay, so when I was inside you, that wasn't really… 1042 01:27:04,840 --> 01:27:07,120 Well, I really liked that, you know. 1043 01:27:08,880 --> 01:27:11,200 But that… Yeah, that doesn't make me… 1044 01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:14,400 And this does. 1045 01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:18,240 Yes. 1046 01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:20,040 Jesus. 1047 01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:27,280 But this is really quick stimulation. So it's totally different. 1048 01:27:29,800 --> 01:27:32,440 We don't have to talk about it if you don't want to. 1049 01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:33,400 I do. 1050 01:27:34,360 --> 01:27:35,880 I do want to talk about it. 1051 01:27:41,240 --> 01:27:42,680 So, what did I do wrong? 1052 01:27:44,160 --> 01:27:47,200 Well, you definitely didn't do anything wrong. 1053 01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:51,520 If this little pink toy has more success than me, 1054 01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:53,880 then something must be wrong. 1055 01:27:53,960 --> 01:27:58,120 Okay, but then I guess it's a mix of things. That I couldn't… 1056 01:27:58,200 --> 01:28:02,760 I didn't tell you what I liked either, so you couldn't have known, and… 1057 01:28:04,600 --> 01:28:06,920 Maybe you could have asked a bit more. 1058 01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:11,240 Okay. 1059 01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:13,920 What did you want? 1060 01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:19,080 Well, a blindfold, right? And candle wax. 1061 01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:25,200 Then we should have used those handcuffs instead of a threesome. 1062 01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:33,560 Well… 1063 01:28:35,040 --> 01:28:35,880 Maybe… 1064 01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:39,040 A little more foreplay? 1065 01:28:41,080 --> 01:28:44,000 Or actually, yeah, taking everything a bit slower. 1066 01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:48,240 Because if we go really quickly, then sometimes 1067 01:28:48,320 --> 01:28:52,240 I think it has to happen quickly and then it doesn't happen at all. 1068 01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:57,800 And maybe I do a lot of things that you think I could do better. 1069 01:28:57,880 --> 01:29:01,520 No, not at all. No. But I understand what you're saying. 1070 01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:02,440 Yeah? 1071 01:29:03,640 --> 01:29:08,640 But it can be very difficult to say so in that moment because you're just so… 1072 01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:13,480 But what was even more difficult most of the time… 1073 01:31:51,160 --> 01:31:56,160 Subtitle translation by: Adam Dean 73232

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