All language subtitles for Caporale Di Giornata 1958.eng

- Wake Up !
- Quick, quick!

Prepare for the
Resistance March ! What do you do ?

Marshal,
I'm not marching today.

- Why, are you feeling bad?
- No, I have an appointment at 5pm.

Don't be a launderer! Quick,
in 5 minutes, everyone in the yard.

Anyone who delays
will be punished with 15 plus 15.

Hey, didn't you hear the alarm?

Stop with ... Sorry, Marshal,

I have no ear for music,
I thought it was "Silence".

I told you to call me!

I called you twice
and you threw a shoe at me.

As a corporal you should lead by
example.

As punishment today you will be corporal
of the day.

I have been
"day" for a week , in a while I stink!

Are you witty?
You will be tomorrow too!

Alright then !
"May you hurt yourself"

Beware! Put the shoe down!

Put the shoe down!

Nice friend! So help me!

- Should I go to the cell for you?
- Sure if necessary.

- I always protect you!
- But go!

You became a corporal
because of me.

Corporals are born, not made.
You were born to obey.

As long as I'm corporal,
you make money.

Wake Up ! Today I'm going
to throw you all in.

- Are you ready already?
- I get up when the alarm goes off,

- I wash and get dressed quickly.
- And you make us look bad.

- You're the shame of the platoon.
- What are you saying?

Don't do it again, or I'll throw you in
for excess of zeal.

Watch this !
He gets up as soon as the alarm goes off!

Forward ! Who gives me the soap?

What happened ?

Who cheated me Maria?
I'll break your head!

- Me too ?
- Yes why ?

If you say so !

- Mamma Mia !
- What's up ?

- So it was you?
- No.

It is not right to so disturb
consciences!

- Bad temptations!
- You call it ugly?

She is the queen of the striptease!

March of resistance!
I'm tired already!

Today there are missiles and we
still go on foot. Corradini!

- Today is the march.
- I don't.

Do you refuse? I'll throw you in the cell!

We of the boxing team are
resting. Colonel's orders.

Do you rest? And I struggle!

Do you need a masseur,
a referee, a gong player?

No, we don't even need you to
punch.

Forward ! Quick, line up!

Line up, quick!

At-tenti!

25 men for the march
and 8 for boxing.

Thank you. Rest.

Rest!

You of the boxing team,
serious training today.

Tomorrow you must do yourself honor.

The Navy will know the artillery punches
.

- Is there any graduate among you?
- We are all ordinary soldiers.

We need a graduate,
a sports director.

Lieutenant,
I'm a sportsman.

I was a boxer and other sports.

Well then you can fight.

Fighting no,
but I can lead these guys.

Well then take the lead,

and make them work, run, jump.

They must take a breath. Go !

At-tenti!

Fianco sinister. Sinistr!

Running around
for training. Street !

Lift your knees.
Melt!

I said raise your knees,
Corradini

Move ! Warm up your muscles
so you don't feel cold!

- You did !
- Get in line, Corradini!

Corporal. Go ahead
and set a good example.

But I'm in uniform.

A good gunner can
also run with a gun on his back.

Run after me!
All on my side!

Without getting tired!

One two. One two.

Team, halt!

Left front, front!

First shift of the guard.
Repeat delivery.

Who's being witty?
Who did it ?

- Who brought it?
- He came to join the military!

- There is also a ticket.
- It will be the entrance fee!

"To that rascal Felice."

It is evident that the father
is called Felice,

and he is a soldier in our unit.

- But there are many "Happy".
- We will find him!

If I find it, I'll throw it in!

- The colonel's name is Felice.
- How dare you ?

Besides, the colonel is
not old enough to ...

Go get
the corporal of the day.

Lift your knees, corporal!

- Chest out and tongue in.
- Halt!

- The march was better! - What sport
did you do, freestyle nap?

The Army ripped
this hunk out of the ring!

- Corradini can testify.
- But when ?

- Run to the lieutenant.
- Can I take it slow?

Hey, you, go to the quartermaster's office
and get the roster.

- I want to see who Felice is.
- Who is about to go on leave.

- Don't be funny,
Marshal! - Permission.

- Are you the corporal of the day?
- Yes, sir. - Come here.

- Take it over.
- Did they advance the draft?

- No, this is voluntary.
- I train the boxing team.

- Now you take care of him too.
- Look out!

- The colonel? - No, I said:
Beware that he pees on you.

He has already done it. Rest.

Get a sling to
change it, then feed it.

- Today there is stew with potatoes.
Will he like it? - Arrange!

- Att-try! - Again ?
- No, the colonel.

- Announcements ? - Unfortunately.
We found a baby.

The usual children who believe
that military life is a game.

- No, it's small, it's a baby.
- Infant?

It is the first time in 35 years!

In the barracks we found everything,
cats, dogs, cockroaches, women!

But children never! It is unheard of!

It's ... It's ... What do you say?

- Inconceivable!
- No, there is a more suitable word.

- Incredible?
- No, another one. However he understood.

Lieutenant. Dirty clothes and children, let's
wash them in the family.

- Look for the father.
- Yes, Colonel.

I recommend, you have to treat
it with delicacy, with tact,

- with ... What's your name?
- There was no name on the ticket.

No, what's the name of ...
delicacy ...

- Maybe shrewdness?
- No, no.

There's a ... I've got it on the tip
of my tongue. It is another word.

- However we understand each other
- Yes, colonel. Beware!

- Caputo, do you have some milk?
- Who is this?

A general on a secret mission.
You have to take care of it.

I don't know how to raise children.

I got scared and
my milk ran out! Here!

- What you want, but not this!
- Of course ?

Remember that suppositories
are not oral.

Have you no pity for an innocent
already forced into military life?

Okay, I'll make some milk,
but then you rock it.

Okay, heartless!

- Now why are you crying?
- Should she laugh in your arms?

Sing something, so it distracts you.

That bunch of flowers

that comes from the mountain.

And make sure he doesn't get wet ...

But I said "it doesn't get wet"
and you wet me?

Piccino, is the voice of a corporal,
you have to be satisfied. Wait up.

- A leave cannot be.
- Here you don't understand anything.

Maybe it's a license.

- But it's strange. - I hope it's not
a special service.

Today I have an appointment
with a fabulous showgirl.

I've been organizing everything for a month.

- I have the training.
- Women are more important.

I have a boxing match
with the Navy tomorrow .

And I meet the soubrette.
You take care of my service.

No, my name is Felice,
not Giocondo!

- Your name is Felice too?
- Yes why ?

- Me too. - Then there are three of us.
- Four with the one from the lieutenant.

It's the truth, I've never
gone with women.

Purity applies to both men and
women. As Don Gino says,

- the parish priest of my country.
- Okay, you have nothing to do with it. Go.

Tell another to come in.

- Why did he call you?
- What did he want?

Look for a soldier named Felice who
had a baby with a woman.

- What's wrong with that?
- It's a pity!

- I have nothing to do with it! Who did it ?
- I don't want messes.

- A child ? How large is it ?
- He's a baby.

- It could be mine!
- Poor son!

Yours? Did not you know ?

- I haven't seen Margherita since that day.
- Which day ?

- Rest assured, I'll do my
duty. - Go, do your duty.

- Did you understand ?
- Would you ever have imagined it?

Some things I don't even think about!

- They will send him to Gaeta.
- No, worse! They marry him.

Does his duty!

- And you say it like that?
- I loved Margherita.

- If you had known ...
- Why didn't you find out?

I didn't think I was going to be a father
so quickly.

- It's that day's fault.
- Which day ?

The one over there, the last one.

Margherita said: "Go away, you
rascal, you make me sick!"

- And you ? - I told her not to
do that, that I loved her,

- and that I would marry her.
- And she ?

She was always crying. Since that
day I have not heard anything more.

Now she has shown up.
What are you going to do?

My duty, lieutenant.
I am poor, but honest.

Bravo, Marcoligo,
so I wanted to hear you talk!

Now take the baby
and go find your wife.

- Do what you see fit.
- I'm going to see my son right away.

How good is the soup!

Then I give it to Caputo.
I give everything to Caputo.

Feel how good it is.

I don't understand why he doesn't want it.
Come on, love.

Then I give it to Caputo.
Enough, there is no more.

- You ate it all.
- He doesn't want it, do you want to throw it away?

This child "loses".
Maybe it's broken.

Corporal. The baby is mine.

- Then he is the scoundrel!
- No, she ...

You could have come earlier. Here.

Beautiful. Beautiful.

- He doesn't even look like my son.
- These are the freaks of nature.

But he has the features of his father.

With that nose it seems to me to be
at the Viareggio carnival.

Don't listen to him.
Let's go to your mother.

Corporal, you are the best nurse
in the regiment.

How excited I am!

Who will be ? Excuse me for a moment.

Hurry, I left the baby
with my husband.

I'll come right away.

- What do you want ?
- Good morning. You don't know me,

I'm Felice Marcoligo,
Margherita's boyfriend.

Shut up ! Don't be heard,
come inside.

Rascal, you finally show up.
What have you come to do?

- I came to do my duty.
- I don't want scandals.

- Go away.
- No, I have to see Margherita.

- Mrs.
- Here, I'll come right away.

- There's no point looking for her here.
- Why, where is it?

She's been gone for six months.
But how do you get the baby?

Margherita left him in the barracks,
but I didn't see her.

Has
some misfortune happened to her ?

I thought it was here.

She got a job as a waitress.

Give me the address,
I have to marry her.

Really ? Via Archimede, 2.
From the Marquise De Gregorio.

- And this ?
- Then ? I'm taking it cold.

A soldier wants information.

She's the lady on the second floor,
a gossip!

- What number did you say?
- Via Archimede, 2.

But it is better to call first.

847195.

- Here I am. - Is he a relative of yours?
- No.

Who marchesa De Gregorio.

Excuse the inconvenience, I would like to speak
to Margherita, your maid.

I am Margherita.

That ? No ! Happy?

It is you ?
I finally found you.

- I want to marry you.
- To marry ? To whom, to me?

Hello, Margherita?
Why do not you answer ? What happens ?

I'll come to you right away.

Take it easy, I'll be right back with your
mother. Don't bother your aunt.

- He's gone.
- I thought it was your relative.

The child !
Then there is still that military.

It must be the baby
upstairs.

No, no, this is in your house.

How he cries, poor thing!

Here it is. Poor creature!
Poor child !

That wretch went away
and left him with me.

Give it to me, I'll take it back to the father.
Maybe I'll join him.

- You can't leave me like this!
- I will be right back. Be quiet !

Do you have a child and are you not married?

No, but now that Felice is back,
I'm getting married.

- Are you marrying your son? What do you say ?
- No, the father is also called Felice.

I had called that poor wretch
Felice Felice because Felice was no longer there.

- But now that Felice is back ...
- Enough!

Do you have the courage to be happy
with all these happy ones?

I always thought there was something
misunderstanding. You are fired!

- Will you give me eight days?
- Not even eight minutes.

Get out of this honored home now!

Okay, don't get mad.

I will finally be able to tell everyone
that I have a son.

Now I go to the nurse,
take Felice and take him to Felice.

- Carmela, where is Felice?
- Here he is, he just ate.

I came to get him to
show his father. I take it home.

- What will your aunt say?
- Agree.

- Felice is back. I am getting married.
- I'm happy !

I knew he would do
his duty.

Margherita is a fool, she
doesn't hide a child!

But that baby is mine!
Margherita is a saint, I will marry her.

It does not concern me ! Now please
get out of this house right now.

I'm just asking you a favor,
can I call my aunt?

- Maybe Margherita is with her.
- All right.

You have to get it back,
I don't want it in my house.

Margherita said she is getting married.

Until he gets married,
nobody should see him.

- Shut up ! Where do I put it ?
- On the cot, he's already eaten.

Aunt! Happy! Good.

- Ah, it's you!
- Isn't there aunt? Is happy ?

- Is he your relative?
- Really...

- Must be the one
who called. - And where ?

- He says it's from the marquise.
- Oh God !

- Who knows how he treats him!
- Don't leave me alone!

- Margherita! Do you know who came?
- Yes, Felice.

- I'm running away from him.
- Where are you going ?

No, stay here,
you have to finish my dress.

- But my niece ...
- My husband is waiting for me.

Alright then !

Are your nephew and that soldier related
?

What do you say?

- The child !
- Again ? It is not possible !

But I gave it to the nurse now!

- How did he get back here?
- Maybe your niece brought it.

No, it's not possible.
And what does my niece have to do with it?

She's an honest girl,
you don't have to make insinuations.

I'm not insinuating anything.

- Did Margherita come here?
- Do you do it on purpose not to meet?

- There is not ?
- She went out to look for you.

He cries, you cannot leave him alone.

Now the father takes it
and takes it away immediately.

- No, I have to wait for Margherita.
- No, take it away!

Then between your niece and Felice ...

They are engaged so what?
But the child belongs to others.

- No, it's mine.
- And Margherita.

- You're right, it's not mine!
- What did I tell you?

He is here by accident.
Let's try on the dress, take a seat.

I left a child and I
find another. Who changed it?

Try asking Margherita.

- Why didn't you keep him?
- This is a decent house.

- Go away.
- But we want to get married.

How do i do if i can't find it?

He will get tired
and disappear again.

Even the phone now!

Hello? Yes, Marchesa De Gregorio.

You again? Yes, it is here.
Margherita, come on.

There is that Happy of yours
who wants to talk to you.

Lady, are you sure ... Oh my God!

Hello? Hello?

- I'm not Margherita, she fainted.
- I can not handle it anymore !

Have you fainted too?

No, I'm coming to get Margherita.
Hello?

He's gone. I want to see
if she left the baby.

- I'm in a hurry !
- Just a moment.

Hurry up, I too have a baby
waiting.

No, there is not.

You here ? But what is this invasion
of children? What happens ?

Madam, I can't find
Margherita's baby anymore .

Then admit
it belongs to your niece!

Get involved in your own business!
Okay, it's my niece's!

- But she's getting married soon.
- You brought me another one.

- But then they are two children!
- Stop !

You will fight later,
you have to find the child.

Maria, are you done? I can't take it
anymore with this baby!

My baby ! Come to mom.

Keep these a moment, I have to
check, I have to be sure.

- Where is Felice? And Felicetto?
- Here's the mother.

- You take it.
- This is mine.

- Where's Felicetto?
- I'm looking for it.

- Where is it ? And this ?
- No, it's not one of them.

- Where did you put it?
- Have you seen Felice?

- No.
- Happy big has Happy little.

Aunt, that isn't there anymore,
it doesn't exist.

Is happy !

They left him in the barracks
and I thought it was you.

- Swear. - Thing ? - That he's not your
son with another woman.

- I swear on our son.
- This is our son.

I swear to you that I don't have another
child or another woman.

Ok I believe you. But why
didn't you look for me anymore?

You told me.
Don't you remember that day?

You said you didn't want to
see me anymore , that I made you sick.

- But I didn't think so.
- Then why did you tell me?

I had to. Sometimes a woman has to say
certain things out of modesty.

So you just said it out
of modesty?

- You had to understand!
- What an idiot !

I believed everything
you told me!

Happy, how happy I am!
I feel like I'm dreaming.

Who do you tell!

I feel so moved.

Feeling close ...
you, you and our children.

But we only have one.
This !

And this, poor thing?

I am fond of us now.
Almost, almost ...

In the countryside I have land, three cows, a
hundred rabbits, a hundred hens.

But we can't keep it, it's
not ours.

We need to find her dad
and mom. The real ones.

Too bad, I was convinced
he was my son.

We will take him back to the barracks,
someone will think about it.

Corporal, aren't you going out?

Do you have the meeting tomorrow
and are you going on leave?

Tonight you could stay here,
rest and keep me company.

I have a date with a girl
and I can finally go alone.

- A girl ? Nice ?
- Still do not know.

I met her by phone.
He's waiting for me in the parlor.

Get her back tomorrow and tell her to
bring a friend. We go out together.

I give you this ring for her,
it's a family keepsake.

You buy these on carts.
Do you want to give it to me?

She does not know.

Soldier Corradini goes to make
the first meeting with the brunette.

Corradini soldier.

The corporal of the day passes
the visit before the free exit.

You have dirty shoes and
a button is missing from your underwear.

See the button with
the spokes?

You sewed the button of the panties
to the jacket,

so it lacks the underwear.
Behind-the-front!

Cleaning the shoes and sewing
the button. Go.

- Or.!.

- Who was looking for Corradini?
- I am Anita.

- You're happy ?
- No, very happy to meet you.

On the phone the voice was different.

Sure, the voice is concentrated inside
the ear and then ... it gets altered.

- Disappointed?
- No.

Thank you for coming ...
all of it.

The mistress wanted to fire me, but I
said: "The heart cannot be commanded."

- Did I do it right or wrong?
- You're a little girl. You are welcome.

You are above all expectations.
Bigger than I imagined.

After the phone call,
I couldn't sleep.

- I turned all night
on my cot. - Cot?

Hey, what are you doing?
Do you want to take him back to the barracks?

- Of course, this is not mine.
- Whose is it?

I do not know. I laugh at you.

Corporal of the day!

- What a little hand! How many fingers!
- I brought what you wanted.

- What's this ?
- The omelette with onions.

What a fragrant thought!
How can I thank you?

This is a cherished
family memory .

But I gladly give it to you as a
pledge of our love.

Thank you, how generous you are!

I would give my life for you.
But are you giving me a kiss?

- Corporal!
- Commands, Marshal.

- I'm talking to a lady.
- Take the baby to sleep.

- But I'm not practical!
- Obey!

Anita, do you want to try it?

I am here to love a military man,
not to breastfeed a baby!

Do the opposite,
so you please both of us.

Miss,
I'll let you visit the barracks if you want .

What do you want ?

Blessed are you, you always sing!

If they don't make me sing on the radio,
I'll kill myself.

Better kill
some radio singers!

You are right.
Did you bring him back here?

He didn't like that father, he's
better off with you. Put him to sleep.

- I'll give him a sleeping pill.
- No need.

Sing something to him,
you will see that he falls asleep immediately.

We are like that,
like two drops of water.

Again !

- I'll give you 5 days of penalty!
- It's not my fault !

You sang "two drops of water"
and he feels encouraged!

- Announcements ?
- NN - Good.

- But that baby ...
- Did you say NN?

- Yes, that son of NN is back.
- The father has not been found?

Yes, but he wasn't the father.

There won't be a hundred Felixes
in this barracks!

- You're happy ?
- Sir.

- Have you seen?
- There are four Felixes.

One was discarded,
one is Marcoligo,

- two are still to be questioned ...
- And then?

- And then there's you, Colonel.
- Yeah, my name is Felice.

Lieutenant! You don't want to imply
that I'm the ...

- The ... What do you say?
- The father ?

Yes. Throw in all
the Felixes from the barracks.

When everyone is inside,
the father will come out.

Under your orders, colonel.
Beware!

I could have called myself Egisto, Aristide,
Pasquale, Hamlet!

No ! I had to call myself
Felice! I am a wretch.

I feel like I'm
in a detective novel.

One of the three of us must be
the killer, that is, the father.

Yeah, who would then be a son of ...

I am innocent. I just like to
joke with women.

The rest after the wedding,
as he says ...

Don Gino, the parish priest of your country!

But if I find out who the killer is,
that is the father,

I give him a left that I make him
sleep for ten days!

We are here and I am missing the best
adventure of my life.

Still can't find the father of
this one and are you thinking of making another one?

And then the corporal raises them!
True, Corradini?

I'm in jail because of you
and you're being witty?

- Then confess! - You made me
miss the appointment too.

- With whom, with Anita?
- How do you know?

If you touch it, I'll blind your eyes!
Did you see her ?

Poor old lady,
I felt sorry for her.

She came all the way here to bring you
this. Here.

You would also go
with the cocoa old lady!

On the phone she
looked like a little girl!

I don't give up on my blonde.
I go out and let you out too.

- What do you want to escape?
- No, there is a simpler means.

Are they looking for a father? The father
of the child is me. Sergeant!

- Why didn't you say that right away?
- You didn't understand anything!

I say that I am the father
to be able to go out.

Then I give the baby to someone
and go back to the barracks tonight.

Inspection sergeant,
the father is me!

Give me back my son,
poor creature!

Nice of dad! Sergeant!

- Who is it ?
- Hi, Luciano.

- Who is this baby ?
- Thanks to him, I'm out.

- How ? - Now I'll explain
- Don't get me in trouble!

Did you tell me you needed
the attendant and you're bringing a baby?

Don't worry, I need it for an
adventure, but you have to do me a favor.

This child has to disappear.
Think about it.

- You're crazy ! Where do I put it ?
- Nice friend!

- Who is ?
- You think he's my son.

- Is he your son ?
- No, I made you believe ...

I can't explain now.
Take it away for an hour.

I can't, I've already lent you
the master's attendant!

By the way, can I feel
comfortable with the Commendatore?

Yes, she is in bed with the Asian.
Here, bye!

Wait up !

Please leave it to someone,
just for a couple of hours.

Look, I give you 2,500 lire an hour.

But I don't know anyone.

Give it to the bartender, the newsagent,
the concierge, whoever you want!

- Courage !
- Alright then !

You really are a friend, thank you.
Now you go.

- Hello? - Theater ?
Miss Dorian Greco.

One moment, I call it.

Miss is trying,
she said to wait for her on the phone.

OK, I'll wait.

- Hello?
- Love, is that you?

Finally ! I've been waiting for
your call for a long time.

You're right, but you know,
Dad's industry business ...!

But now I'm here ready
to receive you in my little apartment.

How ? Don't be silly,
we'll have a chat.

But promise to be good.

I could be there in half an hour.

Now I have to go and do the ending.
Hello.

I wait for you. Do it as soon as you can.

- Is she my baby?
- No, your baby.

Nobody wants it, I'm sorry.

Do you leave it here?
Now comes that!

- You keep it!
- But this one will start crying!

Sing "Volare" to him. Actually no, if
you sing you will surely start to cry.

Be careful
of the Commendatore dress you wear.

Luciano, wait!

This bastard also took
the 5,000 lire!

Where do I put you now?

What do I do ? Today everything is bad!

Children usually come later,
not earlier!

Here, inside. Be patient.

Then I'll give you some chocolate.

- Love !
- Here I am.

I came to please you,
but we'll just have a chat.

Sure, I'm a gentleman.
Let's go inside.

- You like ?
- Nice.

Did you talk to
that manager about me ?

Yes, he said you'll have huge stairs
and 50 dancers.

- 50? - Want more?
So much is my father's friend.

- No, thanks, 50 is enough.
- In a month's time you'll sign the contract.

The contract ?

- You are happy ?
- Yes, a lot.

What are you doing ?
Remember I'm a girl.

I know, if you were a boy,
I wouldn't be here.

- Let me see what you have here ...
- What do I have?

Oh, the lipstick!

- It does not matter.
- No, you have to take it off.

But this ... What is it?

"Don't kiss me". This is not
a witty joke at all!

This is not a joke,
I was at a baptism.

I must have put it in my pocket, mistaking it
for a napkin.

- May I have a coffee ?
- Yes, but you have to do it.

- I'm going. Where's the kitchen ?
- No, wait !

- You're a guest, I have to do it.
- Nonsense!

I am an actress,
but I can make coffee.

- Where is it ?
- No, it's all messed up!

- I'll handle that.
- The coffee must be there.

But look where they put
the laundry basket!

There's nothing here.

- I have not found it.
- It doesn't matter, we're here alone.

- Dorian, do you love me?
- Sure.

- What did the producer say?
- That you are wonderful,

very good,
the nicest of all.

- Dear, what perfume do you use?
- It's ... Wait!

Why ?

- It's a surprise, close your eyes.
- That's why you were so upset!

It counts up to 10. Indeed, up to 20.

One two three four...

... fourteen, fifteen, sixteen,

... seventeen, eighteen,
nineteen and twenty!

- So, the surprise?
- Come love.

Now what do I give her?

- Here, here.
- But ...!

I don't like these jokes!

Don't get mad,
I just wanted to play a joke on you.

- I gave you a string of pearls.
- Real pearls?

Sure, I got them
from the Caribbean.

- Where am I ?
- From the jeweler.

He had to put on a
diamond clip .

- I'll bring you to the theater tonight.
- What love! Expensive !

Expensive !

Here we are uncomfortable,
we go to the sofa.

- But this is a bed!
- A sofa bed.

Then...!

Sorry, but I can't stand
open doors.

Here, now I'm calmer.

I'm calmer too.

How expensive!

- What's up ?
- Look !

- But what is this?
- Nothing, he's a baby.

I'll put it back in, otherwise
it gets cold.

- But how did it get here?
- I do not know.

- Children hunt everywhere.
- Don't say stupid.

Such a small child does not go
alone in a drawer. Who is it ?

I do not know ! Who are you ?

Ah, the maid must have left it here
.

Poor darling, come on.

There are
distorted mothers in the world!

But now I'll take care of you.
Give your aunt a little smile.

Dorian, you are exaggerating,
you came here for me. Give me that.

- I don't want her to cry.
- We put him on the chair.

He doesn't cry.
Look how cute, he looks like Cupid.

So cute !

Come on, did you see him
calm down?

While he falls asleep
good good, no

- Poor thing, he doesn't want to be alone.
- Poor him? What am I supposed to say?

So cute ! Come here.

Make a nice smile.
Do you see that she doesn't cry anymore?

Sure, he laughs! What does he care!

The baby will be hungry,
let's give him something to eat.

What do I give him? There's nothing here.

I've heard
chamomile is good for children .

Where do i find chamomile tea?
Let's give him a liqueur.

No liqueur!
Look for chamomile tea, but hurry up.

All right ! If I find
it, I'll take a cup!

Is he healed? Wasn't he in bed
with the Asian?

- But no ! Give me the keys.
- I'm in the dashboard.

- No, from the small apartment.
- It should concern itself.

It's dangerous, get the vaccine!

- Ninna-o, what patience I need!
- I did not find anything.

- He fell asleep.
- Then let's put it there. - Plan.

Yes, otherwise he wakes up.

Honey, let's seize the fleeting moment.

Give me your love, I'm thirsty.

We get on that tram
called desire.

I am a poor Romeo who
needs his Juliet.

Happy, you never
talked to me like that.

How can you resist a man
like you?

I'm like the heroine of
American novels .

When love binds me,
I hear the sweet sound of bells.

- Here they are!
- No, it's the phone.

- The phone ? Go and answer.
- No, it doesn't matter.

- No, it could be the impresario.
- Alright then !

Hello? Who is it ?
What do you want, Luciano?

You have to leave now.

The Commendatore did not have
an Asian, he had a dancer!

Go away now,
because he comes there with her.

He's already gone, hurry up, please
.

- And I recommend the dress!
- Okay, I get it. Hello.

Nothing, it was a mistake.

- Happy!
- Dorian, it's late now.

- But you said you were thirsty.
- It will be for the herring of the ration.

- Rancio? - The "rancio" that
my brother has in Argentina.

But didn't you want to get on the tram
called desire?

Unfortunately he went on strike.

Didn't you feel Romeo
needing his Juliet?

Yes, I would need a Giulietta,
but it has to be Sprint.

No one has ever treated me like this.
I go away.

- I'm going to put on lipstick.
- We'll come back another time.

Hey, wake up!
Come on, we have to go away.

I'm so sleepy !

Matilde face!

Love, don't turn around
and close your eyes.

- This time I have a real surprise.
- I don't care, I'm leaving.

- I beg you, my love.
- But if it's a joke, woe to you!

It's not a joke.

You are happy ? Do you like the nest?

What joke is this? I thought I'd find a
love nest, not a nursery.

Who is ? Matilde! He is not
my son , I have nothing to do with it! Matilde!

- So I can ?
- Yes, here's the surprise.

- They called me back.
- A soldier?

- What joke is that?
- It's not a joke. Do not you like me anymore ?

- Let me out!
- No, I forbid it.

Then I scream.

Take off and stop me
if you dare!

Goodbye !

I don't understand why that child
is staying in my house. It's not mine !

- There are no other women
in my life. - Alright then !

- And who is that, your grandfather?
- Matilde!

- I do not know her.
- Rascal!

- What are you doing here?
- I get off and she slaps.

- But she comes down from my house.
- Dorian!

Then that child is yours!
But you want ...

- I would like to explain ...
- This is trespassing!

But then whose apartment is it?

It's mine. And I would like to know who she is.

Ask him. I too am
a victim of this scoundrel.

Quite right. Rascal! Scoundrel!

- But ... Dorian!
- Shut up !

- Wait, miss.
- I have nothing to do with it

neither with that child
nor with that soldier!

I believe you, such a classy woman!

But it won't end like this,
she doesn't know who I am!

If you allow ...
I am Commendatore Bianconi.

- Brother of Colonel Bianconi.
- Excuse me, Mr. Commendatore,

I haven't done anything wrong.

It's late, I have the show
in half an hour.

If you want to go,
I have the car out here.

Yes thanks.

Dorian, what are you doing?

- Dorian, wait!
- Shut up!

I also have a cousin general!
Here we go.

Patience, it went wrong.

Are they all asleep?

Answer, otherwise they'll put me
in the cell.

- Go easy.
- Thank you.

- Are you back at this time?
- I had to look for his mother.

- Did you find it?
- No, I don't even know who he is.

It's a long story. I told
a lie, the baby is not mine.

I'm going back to the cell. You take it back.

What is this mess? You
will not pass it smooth. Let's go to the lieutenant.

So you go around with the showgirls, make
fun of the colonel and me.

- In the cell!
- With the baby?

No, leave it here.

- What are you doing, putting it on the table?
- So where do we put it?

Give it to Corporal Serafini,
he is familiar with the child.

- The corporal is not in the barracks.
- Where is it ?

In Anzio. He accompanied
the boxing team.

Take him to the infirmary
somewhere, come on!

We are in a big mess!

So, how many soldiers
are called Felice?

- Four plus one.
- But you said four!

But the colonel
is also called Felice.

- What does the colonel have to do with it!
- Then there are four.

But we discarded one immediately,
we remove Marcoligo and there are two left.

Two less Fornari, the same Corradini.

- So only Corradini remains.
- Exactly.

- Then wake him up and bring him here.
- It's impossible. - Why ?

He is part of the boxing team
and is in Anzio.

Damn !

- Caputo! Caputo!
- Who is it, the alarm clock?

- No, the baby is back.
- So late ? Put him in jail.

Caputo, you have to take care of it!

Sorry, Marshal.
Did they bring it back?

The baby has to sleep.
Think about it.

I have been called up to
the army

because I couldn't stand
my five children anymore!

I have five children! And now here too!
It is a persecution!

Don't scream!

It took all night to get him to
sleep! Do you want to wake him up?

But I have to educate.

Do it softly,
the lieutenant agrees.

Trumpet! Put it on mute
and ring the rally.

Slowly ! Soft step.

Don't stamp your feet.

As if we were on the front line,
as if the enemy was there. Plan !

- Announcements ?
- Four are in the cell,

five on leave,
eight mark visits,

and the baby sleeps.

- We need to call Corradini.
- Before the meeting?

- It's better later.
- Why ?

- The news could compromise
the success. - He's right.

Excuse me, there is
a woman in the parlor who wants her child.

Soldiers cannot be
called at this hour.

But she says her son
is a baby, a suckling baby.

Then it's the mother! Here we go.

I want my son. Give it back to me.
Have mercy on a poor mother.

- I dislike you at all!
- But lady!

I brought my son here hoping
his father would show up.

- That rascal, thug!
- Stay calm.

- We'll get your son back right away.
- Thank you.

Rossi, take a leap ...

Let me finish talking. I meant
drop by and get the baby.

Yes, yes.

- As for the father ...
- I don't want to see him.

If he didn't show up even in the
face of a creature's cry ...

... go and die killed!

Don't say that, by now we know who he is.

What's your name ? He didn't
even tell me his last name.

We
met for seven days and he didn't tell me his name.

Now it is useless to be mysterious, his
name is Felice Corradini.

Please, let him come here,
I beg you, I implore you!

It is not possible, the military
is in Anzio.

He's taking baths too,
this rascal!

But now he's done seducing
and abandoning the naive!

Dude, come here to your mom!

Beautiful ! Take it easy, now let's go
to Anzio and kill dad.

- What are you saying?
- I'll kill him at that!

- Don't say that.
- I'll kill him! I'll kill him!

- Was the baby delivered?
- Yes, sir.

The cell always works.

- Did you give it to Felice Fornari?
- Sir.

- To Felice Pavan?
- Sir.

- To Felice Corradini?
- Sir.

- To happy Cavallotti?
- Sir, to his mother.

I am happy that the situation
has been resolved favorably.

- Actually no, how do you say?
- Unfavorably.

But unfavorably it is the opposite.

That's right, the child's mother went
to Anzio to kill Corradini.

Kill? Call the
military police of Anzio

- to arrest the perpetrator.
- But there is the boxing match!

- Corradini is the best boxer.
- Now I'm fed up!

- I'm starting to break ...
- Do I have to say the correct word?

- No, I know that.
- As you think, Colonel.

Hello?
Anzio Navy Switchboard .

One moment. A service order.
Come and write.

Hello? Yup.

How ? "Preventing
women with babies from entering the gym ."

Yes, yes. Write.

"Immediately arrest the gunner
Felice Corradini.

"May they kill him."

How ? Ah, they can
kill him. Yes, yes.

Come on ! Power ! Step on his foot
and give him a piñata in the face!

Did you understand ? Go !

Come here.

Hit now, I'll keep it!

Come on ! If he leads you, then at least I will!

Do I have to give you the stick
to beat him? Power !

Are you hurt ?

At the corner.

I shouldn't have listened to
your advice.

No, my advice was good,
but the other one took it!

Did he lose? You lost.
He lost.

Wins for out of action
on the third round,

the Ferrari sailor Armando!

Kiss him! Judas' kiss!

Come away, don't give him confidence.

Take it, it can't stand up.

- Corporal.
- Yes, sir.

- Are you the coach?
- Yes, sir, you decided.

For each defeat you will have 15 days
of penalty.

Guys, we lost.
Look how it is reduced.

It's nothing.
Mind your own business!

Guys, you have to win, or
I'll go to life in prison.

Did you hurt your hands?

Don't you know they need to be bandaged
before putting on the gloves?

I know, I was jocking !

You better play table
football!

- Aren't you ready? - I'm not a
boxer, I cut myself with glass.

- Corporal.
- Commands!

If the Artillery takes another
defeat, go inside for a month.

- Including the lieutenant's 15 days?
- No, 15 days plus a month.

Is there a reduction for the military?

If you're being witty, you
don't even go on leave.

- Have you heard ? - I'd lose it
just to send you to jail.

Corradini, there is a person
who is looking for you.

- He can't come now.
- You're not my nurse!

- I'm responsible.
Who is looking for it? - A certain Anita.

It's the old lady with the omelette.
I'll go there.

No old lady!
She is a fabulous girl!

That one once traded
the colonel for his mother.

Now I'm sending her away with an excuse,
you get ready, soon it's your turn.

- I'll go to the old lady.
- What are we going in two?

- Happy!
- Anita, how are you?

- Happy am I.
- He's a madman who's funny.

- Go away.
- No, I'm Felice Corradini.

- Are you the cocoa old lady?
- How dare you ?

She is my girlfriend !
Let's go get ready.

You cheated me !
This is my girlfriend !

No ! I am engaged to Felice,
he also gave me the ring.

The family ring!
You got fooled!

Felice Corradini is me!

- Do you want to know it's me?
- Who is Felice Corradini?

- It's me.
- No it's me !

Well, come with me.

- Felice Corradini is him.
- It is you ?

- It depends on what it is.
- We have to arrest him.

- So it's him, I'm corporal.
- What are you crazy?

- Who is Felice Corradini anyway?
- It's a military secret.

- I haven't done anything wrong.
- Wait!

You can't stop him, he
's got the boxing match, do it later.

It's the order.

If he doesn't fight, we lose
the match and I go to jail.

- Just looking for you.
- These are committing abuse.

It doesn't matter,
you will fight in Corradini's place.

- I ?
- Are not you happy ?

We cannot retreat in front of
the Navy. Go get dressed.

But I'm out of practice,
and it's not regular.

- You mean you're afraid?
- I would like to say if you allow.

Put on your gloves or I'll give you
another month in jail!

How much do they give me for refusal of obedience ?

- From six months to a year.
- The misery!

- Then I better sacrifice myself.
- Come on, guys, let's dress him up!

But why do I have to go myself?

Is anyone willing to honor
the Navy in my place?

Anyone want to be a corporal?

Why are you keeping me here?
I have to fight it!

I have to get on the square! Did you
do it to get the Navy to win?

The colonel will tell you.

- Look out!
- Where is it ?

- There he is ! You are Felice Corradini.
- Yes but...

Now the thing is clear.
We came from Rome

to smooth things out
in the most ... more ...

- How do you say ?
- Faster.

Exact. What do you say?

I just want to know
why I was arrested.

That's enough ! I am fed up !
I don't want to be fooled.

- It's useless for you to ...
- You "gnorri" him. - No, the fool!

You have responsibilities,
you are the father of the child.

As soon as the woman comes, you
will settle your situation.

- I've never had children.
- But the woman you deceived did.

I've never done these things,
Colonel.

Do you want me to believe that you ... never?

Well, I'm a sportsman, but ...

How do you know the baby
isn't yours?

- Can I announce?
- Yes, please.

Your corner is that.

Please, the microphone.

Combat of 3 shots

among the heavy welterweights
Paratore Giuseppe.

How stupid they are!

71,300 kilograms.
Chosen sailor.

- You could have chosen it smaller.
- It's your weight.

Next time I choose it by myself.

Against Enea Serafini.
71,100 kilograms . Corporal of Artillery.

Go to the center to say hello.

Good evening everyone.

The match is valid
for the military championship.

Referee, take off your helmet,
the war is over!

What an environment!
Can't it be postponed?

- Don't worry, I'm used to it.
- But not me.

Come.

- Listen to me. Do you know the rules?
- No, you better tell me.

Be funny, huh?

No low blows,
no blows to the back of the head.

- I can say a thing ?
- You are welcome.

Since my tooth was removed a
few days ago ...

Could you tell him not to hit
this side?

I put myself like this and he hits here.

- This is no time to joke.
- I'll take it off.

- Calm down.
- Shake hands.

- What are you doing ?
- Excuse the glove. Very pleased.

- Go to your corners.
- Look, elite sailor.

- What are you doing, love?
- Shut up a moment.

After I pay you the cinema and I introduce you to
a blonde who is there.

- It's the one with the dog. Is cute.
- But that's my sister!

- Go to your corner.
- Immediately.

- What are you doing ? - The robe.
- But it's cool here.

- Do you want to fight in a dressing gown?
- But there are ladies,

- I'm in my underwear!
- Stop it!

Madam, sorry if I'm in my underwear.

- Which is ?
- The dentures.

- I still have my teeth.
- So you'll save some of them.

Talk one at a time,
I don't understand anything.

- Go away ?
- Go, the gong has sounded.

- That's waiting for you.
- But I haven't digested!

- What are you doing, are you cycling?
- One moment !

- What's up ?
- This is already angry.

This is a friendly match,
we have to fight like two friends.

Enough, start fighting
seriously.

- What did he do to me?
- You cashed very well. Go.

What are you crazy?

Below! Street !

Break !

- He says to you.
- I said "break"!

- My name is not Break.
- If I say break, you have to separate.

Good, Break.

- Who said break?
- it. He got hooked on this point!

I'm doing a
liver cure .

The tooth no, the liver no!
I'm leaving!

- And get out! Who is holding you back!
- Break I say it!

No, I better say it,
I know when it hurts.

Go to the corner.

- Give me the mouthguard.
- I thought worse. I won ?

- Not won, it's the first shot.
- I can't do the second one.

- You go, by now I've cooked it.
-lo?

You wet me! I'm sweaty,
do you want to give me pneumonia?

- So you wake up.
- Now I have to change my shirt.

Where you go ? Are you looking for the soldier
Felice Corradini?

- Who told you that ?
- He's already been arrested.

Finally ! Better son of
a prisoner than son of anyone.

- We need to arrest her too.
- Are you crazy?

I have nothing to do with it!
Leave me!

- It wasn't me, I swear.
- All the evidence is against you.

We found the
baby's mother .

- Get her to come right now.
- Leave me alone !

I have to find the father
of this creature!

- Do her justice!
- Calm down, lady.

His ordeal is over. Here is Felice
Corradini, father of his son.

Felice Corradini? But she is crazy!

You are making fun of me ? If I don't find the
baby's father, I'll do a slaughter.

- Madam, moderate your terms.
- I've never seen him.

- He saw ?
- Shut up. Shut up everyone!

I had the meeting!

Madam, this is the last Felice
of the barracks.

- If you don't want to include me too.
- No, I want my happy!

- The true one ! You have to find it!
- Mrs !

I have only this Felice.
So either be happy with this or ...

- How do you say ?
- Nothing.

- Break!
- Why did you say break?

These suggest everything!

Corporal, who trained you,
Podrecca?

If you're being witty,
I can't concentrate.

I have not heard anything, I
am deaf!

- What are you doing, wretch!
- You go !

If you don't behave well, I'll
get you a month in jail.

You too ? Give me a life sentence!

Good. Good, Break.

Thank you. Thank you.

What are you doing there? This is your corner.

- What are you doing ?
- Why, is he busy?

He hadn't put his hat on it!

Here we go !

And the mouthguard?

He gave me a ciavattata here
and I went down.

- Will it hurt me?
- So much worse than that ...!

Second.

Soon ?

Colonel? Hello?
There is no sound.

- Here. - I don't want water, give me
a loaf, I got hungry.

Now he gives you the loaves!

- What are you doing, chasing flies?
- I'd hunt him!

- Do you have a mirror?
- Are you going with the women?

- Want some grease?
- No.

- How am I?
- But who sent it to me!

- Shall we start over?
- Come on, get up.

- I'm here !
- Sorry, I was distracted.

I'd start crying!
They all happen to me!

- What happened ?
- They didn't make me fight.

If
I won, they gave me 15 days off.

They'll give
the corporal 15 days in hospital !

I don't know that one! If I find
the father I'll give him a right ...

Where are these rascals?
I want to see them in the face!

Get together! Ring the trumpets,
ring the bells!

Lady, this is getting ridiculous.
The father will show up sooner or later!

It's better not, otherwise
I'll kill him right away!

I don't want to see him anymore. I'll throw
away the ring he gave me.

I know this ring,
it's from the corporal.

He gives one to every girl
he knows.

- Who is this corporal?
- That wretch who is over there.

- Corporal Enea Serafini?
- I hope they make a face like that.

Calm down! Break! I'm on the ground.

I am half dead
and you play morra?

Do what you want.

It is not even that.

Jasmine! Sailor, save me,
don't move, cover me!

- There he is !
- He saw me.

Let me pass.

- Break!
- Be quiet ! Come, cover me.

Pretend nothing, let's dance.

Where is it ? Now I'll take care of it!

Madam, please!

- Farm!
- Togliti!

Madam, you can't get
in the ring!

Come here if you dare!

- You wanted to escape, huh?
- I didn't know he was my son!

Prestige!