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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:03,959 ... 2 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:08,542 Soft music 3 00:01:08,709 --> 00:01:12,376 ... 4 00:01:12,542 --> 00:01:14,376 What was Alibi.com? 5 00:01:14,834 --> 00:01:17,959 A company that could take you out of any predicament. 6 00:01:21,292 --> 00:01:23,792 Fed up with a husband who did nothing at home? 7 00:01:28,709 --> 00:01:30,292 We had the solution. 8 00:01:34,751 --> 00:01:36,591 -It will take a long time, your quarantine? 9 00:01:36,709 --> 00:01:37,709 *-According to doctors, 10 00:01:38,376 --> 00:01:39,876 at least one week. 11 00:01:40,042 --> 00:01:42,042 Everything going well with the children? 12 00:01:42,209 --> 00:01:43,334 -Okay okay. 13 00:01:43,501 --> 00:01:45,667 There, I confess that I miss you too. 14 00:01:45,834 --> 00:01:48,209 *-I have to go. - Courage. 15 00:01:49,501 --> 00:01:50,709 Laugh Oh no... 16 00:01:50,876 --> 00:01:52,751 -More budget for your TV show? 17 00:01:52,917 --> 00:01:54,251 - I am delighted. - We were there. 18 00:01:54,417 --> 00:01:56,417 -I've always dreamed to do this show. 19 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:59,917 Say that in a few hours, I will be on the other side of the world. 20 00:02:01,459 --> 00:02:03,042 *-Arming the slides. 21 00:02:03,209 --> 00:02:04,334 *Ready to take off. 22 00:02:04,501 --> 00:02:06,667 ... Jet blast 23 00:02:08,209 --> 00:02:10,417 -After 8 hours of flight and 2 hours by jeep, 24 00:02:10,584 --> 00:02:14,042 we finally arrived in the Watibou tribe. 25 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:16,334 wild animal cries 26 00:02:16,501 --> 00:02:19,167 ... 27 00:02:19,334 --> 00:02:20,334 - What a change of scenery! 28 00:02:20,501 --> 00:02:21,501 Concert of horns 29 00:02:21,667 --> 00:02:23,251 -Move your car, asshole! 30 00:02:23,834 --> 00:02:26,001 -You were fed up to pass for a loser? 31 00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:26,959 Laughter 32 00:02:27,126 --> 00:02:28,126 - Jester! 33 00:02:29,251 --> 00:02:31,001 -We took care of everything. 34 00:02:31,167 --> 00:02:33,459 ... 35 00:02:33,626 --> 00:02:35,126 - What is this bomb? 36 00:02:35,834 --> 00:02:37,667 -Are you serious ? You cheated on me with him 37 00:02:37,834 --> 00:02:39,292 while I was in jail? 38 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:40,499 - You leave her alone. 39 00:02:40,626 --> 00:02:42,667 -A problem ? You want a Will Smith? 40 00:02:43,334 --> 00:02:44,334 Groan 41 00:02:52,626 --> 00:02:53,792 -It's too cold. 42 00:02:53,959 --> 00:02:56,209 - We were three, with well-defined roles. 43 00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:57,667 Me, I was the brain. 44 00:02:57,834 --> 00:03:00,751 My friend Augustin, the hacker, have computer skills. 45 00:03:00,917 --> 00:03:02,834 And Medi, the chattering charmer. 46 00:03:03,001 --> 00:03:05,126 In short, that was Alibi.com. 47 00:03:05,292 --> 00:03:07,417 A company that I closed to save my marriage, 48 00:03:07,584 --> 00:03:10,459 even if it's true that, since then my life has been less hectic. 49 00:03:10,626 --> 00:03:12,834 ... 50 00:03:13,417 --> 00:03:16,334 *Classical music 51 00:03:17,417 --> 00:03:18,417 Sigh 52 00:03:18,584 --> 00:03:19,834 -I'm bored. 53 00:03:20,709 --> 00:03:21,792 - A small model? 54 00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:24,334 - Do you have anything for the non-retired? 55 00:03:24,501 --> 00:03:27,251 -Oh ! Why do you say that ? Right away. 56 00:03:27,417 --> 00:03:30,542 -You don't want to leave your model to take care of me? 57 00:03:30,709 --> 00:03:32,876 - With great pleasure, my dear. 58 00:03:33,042 --> 00:03:34,626 But as soon as I'm done. 59 00:03:34,792 --> 00:03:36,667 I want to show it to my friends 60 00:03:36,834 --> 00:03:38,167 from the club tonight. Beep 61 00:03:38,334 --> 00:03:39,917 ... Ah! Well, it's them. 62 00:03:40,084 --> 00:03:41,417 ... 63 00:03:41,834 --> 00:03:43,792 Hello, poles! 64 00:03:43,959 --> 00:03:45,709 *-HELLO, GREG! HOW ARE YOU? 65 00:03:45,876 --> 00:03:47,834 - So Fernand, the aircraft carrier? 66 00:03:48,584 --> 00:03:49,792 You've finished ? *-How? 67 00:03:49,959 --> 00:03:51,667 *What? - The aircraft carrier, 68 00:03:51,834 --> 00:03:54,626 where are you? *-I'll put it in the fleet soon. 69 00:03:55,126 --> 00:03:56,709 - Me, I received my 4th chimney. 70 00:03:56,876 --> 00:03:58,584 I just pasted it. Someone knocked. 71 00:03:58,751 --> 00:04:00,667 *Animated hubbub Wait, there's a knock on the door. 72 00:04:01,126 --> 00:04:02,501 Someone knocked. 73 00:04:39,542 --> 00:04:40,251 Uh... 74 00:04:40,417 --> 00:04:41,584 -Surprise ! 75 00:04:43,376 --> 00:04:44,376 -Good morning. 76 00:04:45,959 --> 00:04:47,876 -Ha! Oh fuck... 77 00:04:48,626 --> 00:04:51,376 - Yes, in fact, Mr. Comard arrived a little annoyed. 78 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:53,209 Looky stole his phone again. 79 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,167 Barking Sorry, Mr Comard. 80 00:04:55,334 --> 00:04:56,876 - Yes, I am very upset. 81 00:04:57,042 --> 00:04:58,834 that it has happened again. 82 00:04:59,001 --> 00:05:01,001 Next time, I'll put him to sleep straight away. 83 00:05:01,417 --> 00:05:02,584 Groan -Downright... 84 00:05:02,751 --> 00:05:04,417 We will be careful. - Alright. 85 00:05:05,667 --> 00:05:06,667 So. 86 00:05:11,792 --> 00:05:13,542 ... 87 00:05:13,709 --> 00:05:15,949 - Should we order the desserts? - Yes. Soft for me. 88 00:05:16,001 --> 00:05:17,501 I'll be right back. OK ? - Yes. 89 00:05:17,667 --> 00:05:18,751 -THANKS. 90 00:05:18,917 --> 00:05:23,959 ... *... 91 00:05:24,126 --> 00:05:26,126 (-It's okay, what I asked?) - Yes. 92 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:27,751 -Yes ? THANKS. 93 00:05:37,792 --> 00:05:38,792 Breath 94 00:05:38,959 --> 00:05:41,917 Alarm 95 00:05:42,626 --> 00:05:46,209 -Yes Dad ? *-Congratulations to the bride-to-be. 96 00:05:47,584 --> 00:05:48,792 -What are you talking to me about? 97 00:05:48,959 --> 00:05:49,959 *-I said 98 00:05:50,084 --> 00:05:51,792 that it was too early to call him. 99 00:05:51,959 --> 00:05:53,959 -We'll call you later, Florence. 100 00:05:55,292 --> 00:05:56,501 The dumpling. 101 00:06:27,251 --> 00:06:28,251 -Yes ! 102 00:06:28,334 --> 00:06:30,209 I want it, my love! Applause 103 00:06:50,792 --> 00:06:52,459 -Will you marry me ? 104 00:06:57,001 --> 00:06:58,001 (-Yes.) 105 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:01,251 ... 106 00:07:01,417 --> 00:07:02,417 (Come.) 107 00:07:10,251 --> 00:07:12,167 This is one of the most corny questions, 108 00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:15,584 and yet, I am the happiest woman. 109 00:07:15,751 --> 00:07:16,917 -Your father did worse. 110 00:07:17,084 --> 00:07:19,209 He asked me if I wanted to pay less tax. 111 00:07:19,376 --> 00:07:21,001 And he said, "Will you marry me?" 112 00:07:21,167 --> 00:07:23,084 - I caught up well with marriage. 113 00:07:23,251 --> 00:07:24,417 We have the proof in pictures. 114 00:07:24,584 --> 00:07:26,792 - I absolutely want to see this. - My dear. 115 00:07:27,376 --> 00:07:28,917 Are you sure of yourself? 116 00:07:29,084 --> 00:07:30,334 He had built 117 00:07:30,501 --> 00:07:32,542 a whole alibi to help your father to have 118 00:07:32,709 --> 00:07:33,751 a mistress. 119 00:07:34,167 --> 00:07:35,792 -It was borderline on his part. 120 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:40,459 Um yes... 121 00:07:41,667 --> 00:07:43,334 I'll go fix the gate. 122 00:07:45,084 --> 00:07:47,084 -Life has been kind of off since he closed his business, 123 00:07:47,251 --> 00:07:48,834 but you have to give it time. 124 00:07:49,001 --> 00:07:51,292 Even though I don't remember when we last laugh together. 125 00:07:51,459 --> 00:07:53,667 -Every time I see your dad in shower I get plenty of laugh. 126 00:07:53,834 --> 00:07:55,001 -Ho! I hear. 127 00:07:55,667 --> 00:07:56,667 -I thought about. 128 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:58,709 How about a vegan menu? 129 00:07:58,876 --> 00:07:59,876 - Please, no! 130 00:07:59,917 --> 00:08:01,209 I am already living in a zoo 131 00:08:01,376 --> 00:08:03,792 since your mother became pro-animal. 132 00:08:03,959 --> 00:08:05,759 -I wasn't going to leave her with a broken wing. 133 00:08:05,917 --> 00:08:08,417 -I'm not talking about the piaf, I'm talking about the macaque 134 00:08:08,584 --> 00:08:09,751 who broke the gate. 135 00:08:09,917 --> 00:08:11,542 -He was better in the laboratory? 136 00:08:11,709 --> 00:08:14,209 He served as a guinea pig for cosmetic surgery. 137 00:08:15,501 --> 00:08:17,626 -You surprise me ! Look at this. Looks like 138 00:08:17,792 --> 00:08:18,792 Cheeta Kardashian. 139 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:20,751 -Ah, there you go ! 140 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:22,917 -To the future 141 00:08:23,084 --> 00:08:24,459 Missus Van Huffel! 142 00:08:24,626 --> 00:08:26,751 - We're finally going to meet your parents. 143 00:08:28,209 --> 00:08:30,792 -You have been hiding them from us, it is now the time. 144 00:08:32,417 --> 00:08:36,042 -It's just that since their separation, we're not very close. 145 00:08:36,501 --> 00:08:38,542 I don't know if I'm going to invite them. - What ? 146 00:08:39,084 --> 00:08:40,209 It's not possible. 147 00:08:40,376 --> 00:08:42,959 They must be there for your most important day. 148 00:08:43,126 --> 00:08:45,042 To marry, it's marrying the whole family. 149 00:08:45,376 --> 00:08:47,167 For us, family is sacred. 150 00:08:47,626 --> 00:08:48,626 -Hmm. 151 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:57,126 -This is the event here, 152 00:08:57,292 --> 00:09:00,167 biggest transfer ever for a football club. 153 00:09:00,334 --> 00:09:02,376 Paris spent 300 million euros 154 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,542 to recruit this nugget, who is already a Ballon d'Or winner. 155 00:09:05,709 --> 00:09:08,292 He's landing here, in Paris. 156 00:09:08,459 --> 00:09:11,084 All the international press have gathered here. 157 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,251 -Good morning. 158 00:09:12,501 --> 00:09:14,542 - Good morning. - I'll take your luggage. 159 00:09:14,709 --> 00:09:16,459 Glad you signed in Paris. 160 00:09:16,626 --> 00:09:19,126 We will finally win it, this Champions League. 161 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:21,542 - THANKS. - Go ahead, it's this way. 162 00:09:31,751 --> 00:09:32,751 -Augustine! 163 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:34,834 Oh ! 164 00:09:35,126 --> 00:09:36,126 -Greg! 165 00:09:43,042 --> 00:09:44,834 -It looks like a simple sprain. 166 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,167 A simple sprain. 167 00:09:46,334 --> 00:09:48,917 - My leg ! - Will he be able to play against Auxerre? 168 00:09:49,084 --> 00:09:50,376 - How long have you been working? 169 00:09:51,167 --> 00:09:52,542 -Three months anyway. 170 00:09:52,709 --> 00:09:54,501 I was training as a pilot. 171 00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:55,751 - Oh, shit. 172 00:09:55,917 --> 00:09:57,584 And Medi, what does he do now? 173 00:09:57,751 --> 00:10:00,709 -He was fed up with his treatment against narcolepsy. 174 00:10:00,876 --> 00:10:04,459 He quit, and he got fired of all his jobs. The last, 175 00:10:04,626 --> 00:10:05,917 it was in the car. 176 00:10:06,084 --> 00:10:08,792 - "U" turn with handbrake. On my signal. 177 00:10:08,959 --> 00:10:10,292 Top ! Hand brake. 178 00:10:12,876 --> 00:10:14,209 Reacceleration. 179 00:10:14,834 --> 00:10:16,292 Two seconds late. 180 00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:18,292 Come on. We have to speed up. 181 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:20,542 Accelerated. Accelerated. 182 00:10:22,334 --> 00:10:23,501 -And where am I going? 183 00:10:23,959 --> 00:10:25,042 Where I am going ? 184 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:26,209 Medi! 185 00:10:31,917 --> 00:10:33,292 - He changed jobs. 186 00:10:33,459 --> 00:10:35,709 3 weeks since he started, and they didn't notice. 187 00:10:35,876 --> 00:10:37,167 -Ah good ? Where does he work? 188 00:10:37,751 --> 00:10:38,751 -Just there. 189 00:10:40,001 --> 00:10:41,001 -Oh yes. 190 00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:44,834 - Are you starting your treatment again? 191 00:10:45,001 --> 00:10:46,459 - Yes, I would like to change jobs. 192 00:10:46,834 --> 00:10:48,167 Well, you don't want to tell us 193 00:10:48,334 --> 00:10:49,501 why are we here? 194 00:10:50,459 --> 00:10:51,917 -Would you like to be my best men? 195 00:10:52,334 --> 00:10:53,334 -No ? 196 00:10:54,584 --> 00:10:56,001 - Congratulation ! - THANKS. 197 00:10:56,167 --> 00:10:57,542 - You who didn't believe in marriage. 198 00:10:57,709 --> 00:10:59,917 -It's normal, have you seen my parents? 199 00:11:00,084 --> 00:11:02,501 - You must be so happy. - Yes and no. 200 00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:04,792 My in-laws wants to meet my parents. 201 00:11:04,959 --> 00:11:06,876 - OH, SHIT! - You surprise me. 202 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,084 -If you are ashamed, we make a family alibi. 203 00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:11,667 fake parents as for the son of Francis Lalanne. 204 00:11:11,834 --> 00:11:14,459 - No, out of the question. Alibis are over. 205 00:11:14,626 --> 00:11:17,126 I almost lost Flo once, I am not going to take that risk again. 206 00:11:17,292 --> 00:11:18,292 - You have no choice. 207 00:11:18,376 --> 00:11:21,001 Either you invite your parents, or you make one last alibi. 208 00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:22,584 Whisper of approval 209 00:11:34,584 --> 00:11:35,959 -Son! 210 00:11:36,376 --> 00:11:37,459 - How are you, dad? 211 00:11:37,834 --> 00:11:39,751 - How are you, big boy? 212 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:41,459 Always so beautiful. 213 00:11:41,626 --> 00:11:43,084 -I see it works. 214 00:11:43,251 --> 00:11:45,334 -If you knew the deal I closed! 215 00:11:45,501 --> 00:11:48,251 A couple going through a divorce. They had to sell off. 216 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,167 What bullshit, marriage! 217 00:11:50,834 --> 00:11:51,959 -Hmm... 218 00:11:52,459 --> 00:11:54,501 This pleases me so much 219 00:11:54,667 --> 00:11:56,376 to see you, my love. 220 00:11:56,542 --> 00:11:59,459 What are you talking about ? - I came to ask you something. 221 00:12:00,542 --> 00:12:01,584 It's about Dad, 222 00:12:01,751 --> 00:12:04,292 would you meet him without trying to hill him? 223 00:12:05,251 --> 00:12:08,209 -I'm not the problem. Your crook dad is. 224 00:12:08,376 --> 00:12:11,792 First of all, he needs to stay out of prison for once. 225 00:12:11,959 --> 00:12:14,001 -The problem, is your psycho mother. 226 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,334 No more lying. 227 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,501 She keeps saying I am a scammer. 228 00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:21,126 However, after seeing her naked, she is the real scammer. 229 00:12:21,584 --> 00:12:22,917 -Why do you want 230 00:12:23,084 --> 00:12:24,501 me to meet your father again? 231 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,292 My dear ! 232 00:12:32,459 --> 00:12:34,501 You getting married? - Yes. 233 00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:37,417 -Oh ! I am so happy. 234 00:12:37,959 --> 00:12:38,959 What a happy surprise! 235 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:42,084 -Excuse me for disturbing you. I am a big fan. 236 00:12:42,251 --> 00:12:43,959 Will you sign me an autograph? - Yes. 237 00:12:44,126 --> 00:12:46,167 -You are the greatest charm icon. 238 00:12:47,084 --> 00:12:49,834 Appoline and Louis 16 cm. 239 00:12:50,001 --> 00:12:51,001 Oh yes ! 240 00:12:51,084 --> 00:12:52,084 She laughs. 241 00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:53,417 I remember. 242 00:12:53,959 --> 00:12:55,542 ... - This one too. 243 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,459 -Scarfesse. Gosh! 244 00:12:58,626 --> 00:12:59,709 It's funny. 245 00:12:59,876 --> 00:13:00,876 -And Rasta Kékette. 246 00:13:00,917 --> 00:13:02,376 -Rasta Kékette! 247 00:13:03,001 --> 00:13:05,626 Oh ! They were nice, these guys. 248 00:13:06,417 --> 00:13:08,084 So ! - Thank you so much. 249 00:13:08,251 --> 00:13:10,751 -We are ready to shoot in the spaceship. 250 00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:12,084 -Yes, I am fine. 251 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:13,584 I go. 252 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,001 -Engine. 253 00:13:15,084 --> 00:13:15,834 -It turns. 254 00:13:16,001 --> 00:13:19,959 -Apoline and the extraterrestrial. Three out of two, first. 255 00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:22,792 - I'm happy for you. - Thank you dad. 256 00:13:23,126 --> 00:13:24,709 - Did you save money? 257 00:13:24,876 --> 00:13:26,584 - For the wedding ? - No, the divorce. 258 00:13:26,751 --> 00:13:28,126 This is the most expensive. 259 00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:29,376 Laugh 260 00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:32,251 Go get us some champagne. We're going to celebrate that. 261 00:13:59,334 --> 00:14:01,376 - What is he doing at our house? the Mister ? 262 00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:04,126 - Good morning. - Darling, 263 00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:05,667 call the police. 264 00:14:09,042 --> 00:14:10,376 - We're off! police sirens 265 00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:11,542 We have to run. 266 00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:14,167 ... 267 00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:15,959 -Police ! 268 00:14:16,126 --> 00:14:17,667 We have received report of an intrusion 269 00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:19,542 in this property. Who is it ? 270 00:14:19,709 --> 00:14:22,626 ... 271 00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:24,167 Sigh 272 00:14:25,751 --> 00:14:26,751 -It's him. 273 00:14:32,042 --> 00:14:34,251 *Sorry, son, but with my record 274 00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:36,876 *It will definitely be jail time, for me again. 275 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,626 (-Are you kidding me ? I am on trial because of you.) 276 00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:40,792 *-It's the owners' fault 277 00:14:40,876 --> 00:14:42,751 their fault. They were supposed to be gone for 6 months. 278 00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:46,084 People are unreliable. *- You're really annoying. 279 00:14:46,251 --> 00:14:47,834 -This is our wedding castle. 280 00:14:48,001 --> 00:14:50,042 - Oh, it's beautiful! - It's beautiful, isn't it? 281 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:52,917 -I have great news. 282 00:14:53,084 --> 00:14:54,792 -Don't tell me you arer coming out! I have already chosen 283 00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:56,001 my dress. 284 00:14:56,459 --> 00:14:58,167 - My parents will be there at the wedding. 285 00:14:58,334 --> 00:14:59,959 -Ah! This is great news. 286 00:15:00,126 --> 00:15:03,084 -Downright ! They can contribute to the costs. 287 00:15:03,251 --> 00:15:04,251 -We organize a lunch 288 00:15:04,376 --> 00:15:06,001 to get acquainted first? 289 00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:07,876 - Yes. - As if good news 290 00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:11,042 never come alone, I found our wedding tape. 291 00:15:11,209 --> 00:15:13,084 Want to see it? - YES. 292 00:15:13,251 --> 00:15:14,334 -Let's go. 293 00:15:14,501 --> 00:15:17,084 *-This crook was squatting in our house. 294 00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:19,126 *-He was trafficking animals. 295 00:15:19,292 --> 00:15:20,751 *-He sold cats and dogs 296 00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:22,834 *like exotic animals. 297 00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:24,376 -How awful ! 298 00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:26,251 I'm not violent, but this guy, 299 00:15:26,417 --> 00:15:27,667 I kick his ass. 300 00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:29,001 -You surprise me. 301 00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:31,751 How about we look at your wedding? - Yes. 302 00:15:33,001 --> 00:15:34,001 -Oh dear ! 303 00:15:34,042 --> 00:15:36,417 *"No boogie woogie" (Eddy Mitchell) 304 00:15:36,584 --> 00:15:38,126 -On Eddy Mitchell? 305 00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:39,751 -You know how your mother is a fan. 306 00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:40,917 *-M. Gerard Martin, 307 00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:44,667 *do you want to take Miss Marlène as your lawful wife? 308 00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:47,001 * Josephine Tiset, 309 00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:48,917 *here present? (-Yes.) 310 00:15:49,334 --> 00:15:50,334 *Yes. 311 00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:53,334 *-Miss Marlène, Josephine Tiset, 312 00:15:54,584 --> 00:15:55,876 *do you agree to take 313 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:59,626 *Mr. Gérard Martin as your lawful husband? 314 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,042 *here present? 315 00:16:01,209 --> 00:16:02,209 *-Oh yes! 316 00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:04,584 *Yes! - Oh fuck... 317 00:16:04,751 --> 00:16:06,042 -What is this mess ? 318 00:16:06,209 --> 00:16:07,334 You took our tape 319 00:16:07,501 --> 00:16:08,959 to record a porn movie? 320 00:16:09,126 --> 00:16:10,126 -EROTIC. 321 00:16:10,292 --> 00:16:11,772 It's a little less... - A bit more... 322 00:16:11,876 --> 00:16:13,334 -THIS IS NOT THE SAME. 323 00:16:13,501 --> 00:16:14,834 -Why did you do that ? 324 00:16:15,001 --> 00:16:17,209 -He fantasizes on this hottie with fake tits. 325 00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:18,727 - It's not fake. - It is not false. 326 00:16:18,751 --> 00:16:19,917 -How do you know that ? 327 00:16:20,084 --> 00:16:21,459 Do you fantasize too? 328 00:16:21,626 --> 00:16:23,417 -No way. I can tell, that's all. 329 00:16:23,584 --> 00:16:24,959 -It's inexplicable. 330 00:16:25,126 --> 00:16:27,042 Oh, I don't understand! 331 00:16:27,209 --> 00:16:28,792 -Liar ! It was your fantasy. 332 00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:31,459 You had all his tapes. You even gave me this 333 00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:33,167 for my birthday. 334 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:34,959 -Eh ? 335 00:16:35,084 --> 00:16:36,084 It is the same ? 336 00:16:36,126 --> 00:16:37,876 - Come on! - I like the design. 337 00:16:38,251 --> 00:16:42,042 We're fine, we're sinking... Finally, we... We sit down, what. 338 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,792 And then, stop this filth, you! 339 00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:46,126 Twisted, you too. 340 00:16:47,417 --> 00:16:49,334 -Get married, it's marrying the whole family. 341 00:16:49,501 --> 00:16:51,834 And for us, family is sacred. 342 00:17:13,376 --> 00:17:15,084 -I can't believe we're here. 343 00:17:18,251 --> 00:17:20,626 If I introduce my parents, the marriage is dead. 344 00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:22,001 I therefore need 345 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,542 a fake parents alibi. 346 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,334 They must be irreproachable and well in all respects. 347 00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:28,626 My father must be charming and funny. 348 00:17:28,792 --> 00:17:30,584 -I have a good one. You know 349 00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:33,251 the difference between cunnilingus 350 00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:35,584 and a chalet in Switzerland? Eh ? 351 00:17:35,751 --> 00:17:36,751 -No. 352 00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:37,959 -View. 353 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:40,959 -Generous. 354 00:17:41,001 --> 00:17:44,667 Lover of good wines. And above all, he must love animals. 355 00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:45,584 -I adore 356 00:17:45,751 --> 00:17:47,292 animals. I have plenty of them. 357 00:17:48,084 --> 00:17:49,084 -It's true ? 358 00:17:49,126 --> 00:17:50,417 -I have lamb, 359 00:17:50,959 --> 00:17:52,167 elephant, 360 00:17:52,876 --> 00:17:54,251 and I even have crocodile. 361 00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:56,709 ... 362 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:57,876 -I'm sorry, 363 00:17:57,917 --> 00:17:59,001 But it's not possible. 364 00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:01,626 -What ? Is it because I'm black? 365 00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:03,751 -OH NO, NO! 366 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:04,834 He stutters. 367 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,042 - Racists! 368 00:18:06,209 --> 00:18:07,209 -Very important, 369 00:18:07,251 --> 00:18:09,626 about my mother: she must not be attractive. 370 00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:11,501 We take zero risks with my father-in-law. 371 00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:13,626 Zero charisma, even transparent. 372 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,709 The less you notice it, the better. 373 00:18:15,876 --> 00:18:17,501 When does the first one arrive? 374 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:18,876 -I amhere. 375 00:18:19,584 --> 00:18:22,876 I've been waiting for 30 minutes but I dared not disturb you. 376 00:18:23,042 --> 00:18:25,501 ... 377 00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:26,667 -Perfect. 378 00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:28,042 (-THANKS.) 379 00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:32,917 -I found a contact who knows Patrick Fiori. 380 00:18:33,084 --> 00:18:35,126 To ask him to sing at the wedding. 381 00:18:35,292 --> 00:18:36,292 Flo loves it. 382 00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:38,542 Great idea, right? - If it comes free, yes. 383 00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:39,709 Sigh 384 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:40,751 -Hi ! 385 00:18:41,292 --> 00:18:43,667 Sorry, we're a little late. - Yes sorry. 386 00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:45,459 Have you ever met my mother? 387 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:50,626 - I said hello to you, but you didn't hear me. 388 00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:54,334 I didn't dare disturb you. - Good morning. 389 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,834 -You had a good trip from Brittany? 390 00:18:57,001 --> 00:18:58,542 -Not terrible. They stole my... 391 00:18:58,709 --> 00:19:00,584 - What is this crowd outside? 392 00:19:00,751 --> 00:19:02,209 -His cat is stuck in the tree. 393 00:19:02,376 --> 00:19:04,709 -She is a lady. Her cat climbed the tree. 394 00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:06,209 - Han! - Step aside. 395 00:19:07,001 --> 00:19:09,667 Meows 396 00:19:10,501 --> 00:19:13,542 ... 397 00:19:15,001 --> 00:19:16,459 Applause 398 00:19:16,626 --> 00:19:18,459 ... 399 00:19:18,626 --> 00:19:19,792 -My darling, Marlene, 400 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:20,959 Gerard, 401 00:19:21,251 --> 00:19:23,084 I present to you my father. 402 00:19:23,251 --> 00:19:25,251 sensual music 403 00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:31,917 ... 404 00:19:32,459 --> 00:19:33,126 -My son. 405 00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:34,292 - How are you, Dad? - Flo. 406 00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:36,501 - Good morning. - Marlene. Gerard. 407 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:40,001 I apologize for this delay, but the time to go to the hotel... 408 00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:43,126 And on arriving here, I helped a lady get her cat back. 409 00:19:43,584 --> 00:19:45,001 - We hadn't noticed. 410 00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:46,376 -Whether. A bit though. 411 00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:48,209 Shall we order the aperitif? - Yes. 412 00:19:48,376 --> 00:19:49,792 -Thank you for your help, Josette. 413 00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:51,251 -I owed you that. 414 00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:54,209 Without you, I would never have succeeded in fucking up my husband in EHPAD. 415 00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:56,417 He really pissed me off, that one! 416 00:19:56,876 --> 00:19:58,626 Oh, my little bunny. 417 00:19:58,792 --> 00:20:00,959 -You were doing business in South Africa ? 418 00:20:01,126 --> 00:20:03,584 -Yes, I created companies which went well, 419 00:20:03,751 --> 00:20:05,084 and it allows me to devote myself 420 00:20:05,251 --> 00:20:08,167 to less lucrative activities, but which are close to my heart. 421 00:20:08,334 --> 00:20:09,417 -What kind of activities? 422 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,876 -I founded an animal shelter victims of poaching. 423 00:20:13,042 --> 00:20:14,042 -Oh there... 424 00:20:14,209 --> 00:20:15,792 -Oh... It's great. 425 00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:17,626 As Gandhi said: 426 00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:19,334 "We recognize a great man... 427 00:20:19,501 --> 00:20:22,001 -"In his way of treating animals." Cheer ! 428 00:20:22,542 --> 00:20:23,542 -It's not 429 00:20:23,584 --> 00:20:24,864 Gandhi who would have said that. 430 00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:28,209 It's Passe-Partout. 431 00:20:32,376 --> 00:20:33,376 - Well, uh... 432 00:20:33,876 --> 00:20:34,876 -And you, Dominique? 433 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,167 Do you work in the audio/video retail? 434 00:20:37,334 --> 00:20:39,126 -Yes. I sell TVs at Gifi. 435 00:20:39,292 --> 00:20:40,334 -Oh... 436 00:20:40,501 --> 00:20:43,709 - How was Greg as a kid? I would like to learn more about him. 437 00:20:44,251 --> 00:20:45,834 -He was a rather reserved child. 438 00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:47,834 *He loved to write stories. 439 00:20:48,001 --> 00:20:50,001 -He was a rather reserved child. 440 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:52,251 He loved to write stories. He wanted 441 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,459 become a screenwriter. 442 00:20:53,626 --> 00:20:56,334 -He was a fan of Jean-Claude Van Damme. *-He was a fan 443 00:20:56,501 --> 00:20:58,126 of Jean-Claude Van Damme. - Ah! Already ? 444 00:20:59,167 --> 00:21:00,167 - Well, gosh! 445 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,834 What are you doing here ? - And you ? 446 00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:04,584 Maurice, a friend of the family. 447 00:21:04,751 --> 00:21:06,292 What are you doing here ? 448 00:21:06,459 --> 00:21:08,584 -I have a date with a young girl. 449 00:21:08,751 --> 00:21:13,459 I think I'm not far from realizing one of my fantasies. 450 00:21:13,626 --> 00:21:14,626 -Which one? 451 00:21:15,001 --> 00:21:16,417 - Make love to several people. 452 00:21:17,084 --> 00:21:18,334 -Ooh! How many people? 453 00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:20,584 - Well, two would be good. 454 00:21:20,751 --> 00:21:22,709 -Since you discovered social networks, 455 00:21:22,876 --> 00:21:24,126 we're not stopping you anymore. 456 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,292 What is this ? - My protein. 457 00:21:26,792 --> 00:21:27,876 For muscle. 458 00:21:28,209 --> 00:21:30,167 Do you think it grows on its own? 459 00:21:31,042 --> 00:21:33,709 Can I have some of your white wine? -Oh please. 460 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:37,542 -How come someone like you are single? 461 00:21:38,501 --> 00:21:40,876 - DiCaprio got all the girls. - Yes, it's true. 462 00:21:41,042 --> 00:21:43,542 I'm single for many years and... 463 00:21:43,709 --> 00:21:46,209 -Congratulations, Flo and Greg! 464 00:21:46,584 --> 00:21:48,417 I'm warning you. I work at the town hall. 465 00:21:48,917 --> 00:21:50,334 It is I who will marry you. 466 00:21:52,209 --> 00:21:53,709 My girl has just arrived. 467 00:21:55,292 --> 00:21:57,417 I leave you alone. - Hello, Maurice. 468 00:22:04,334 --> 00:22:05,334 -Hi. 469 00:22:12,126 --> 00:22:13,334 -Oh no ! 470 00:22:13,501 --> 00:22:15,251 -It's nothing. He is just choking a bit. 471 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:18,042 - Okay, Thierry. That's great ! We move on to phase 2 of the plan. 472 00:22:18,501 --> 00:22:20,542 "No boogie woogie" (Eddy Mitchell) 473 00:22:21,084 --> 00:22:25,876 -The pope said that the act of love 474 00:22:28,042 --> 00:22:29,792 Not married 475 00:22:31,376 --> 00:22:32,876 Is a sin 476 00:22:35,501 --> 00:22:38,626 This news, I must announce it 477 00:22:39,251 --> 00:22:41,334 To my parish 478 00:22:42,876 --> 00:22:44,126 I'm a priest 479 00:22:45,751 --> 00:22:48,417 I had a dose of whisky 480 00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:50,292 To prepare my sermon 481 00:22:51,209 --> 00:22:53,542 I haven't slept all night 482 00:22:53,876 --> 00:22:56,292 I was asking myself too many questions 483 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,126 In the early morning... 484 00:22:58,292 --> 00:23:00,917 - You should have introduced your parents to us earlier. It is awesome. 485 00:23:01,084 --> 00:23:02,084 - Not bad 486 00:23:03,792 --> 00:23:04,959 I'm sorry but... 487 00:23:05,459 --> 00:23:06,667 -...to my followers in this tone 488 00:23:07,126 --> 00:23:09,834 My dear brothers My dear sisters 489 00:23:10,209 --> 00:23:12,876 Go back with me all in chorus 490 00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:15,501 No boogie woogie before doing 491 00:23:15,667 --> 00:23:17,251 your evening prayers 492 00:23:17,417 --> 00:23:19,084 ... Enthusiastic cries 493 00:23:19,251 --> 00:23:20,917 -Please ! The bill. 494 00:23:21,084 --> 00:23:23,001 -The gentleman at the piano has already settled everything. 495 00:23:23,917 --> 00:23:26,292 -Now love has become mortal sin 496 00:23:26,917 --> 00:23:29,084 Do not provoke your Eternal Father 497 00:23:29,251 --> 00:23:32,959 No! No boogie woogie before saying your evening prayers 498 00:23:33,126 --> 00:23:46,709 ... 499 00:23:46,876 --> 00:23:48,834 - Everything is going as planned. It's too cool. 500 00:23:49,001 --> 00:23:51,126 -What are you going to do with your fake parents 501 00:23:51,292 --> 00:23:52,542 after marriage ? 502 00:23:52,876 --> 00:23:56,251 -I will say that they are gone live far away together. 503 00:23:56,709 --> 00:23:59,626 Now, phase 2: tell my real parents 504 00:23:59,792 --> 00:24:00,834 that the wedding is canceled. 505 00:24:01,001 --> 00:24:02,001 -Hmm. 506 00:24:02,459 --> 00:24:04,042 *Tone 507 00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:06,751 Hello, dad? (*-I can't talk to you, son. ) 508 00:24:06,917 --> 00:24:08,667 (*I'm in a waiting room.) 509 00:24:08,834 --> 00:24:10,792 - Call me back, it's important. (*-Later.) 510 00:24:10,959 --> 00:24:11,959 -OK. 511 00:24:12,792 --> 00:24:15,042 Good. We will try my mother. 512 00:24:16,334 --> 00:24:18,334 -Ah! Hello ? *-Yes, how are you, mom? 513 00:24:18,501 --> 00:24:19,501 -Oh yes ! 514 00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:22,834 *I went to see your godmother, Nathalie, unexpectedly 515 00:24:23,001 --> 00:24:27,042 for her to alter the dress that I wore at my wedding. 516 00:24:27,209 --> 00:24:29,959 *I put you on video so that you can see how beautiful the dress is. 517 00:24:30,126 --> 00:24:32,126 *Here! You like it? I can tell you 518 00:24:32,292 --> 00:24:33,917 *that it cost me a fortune. - Very beautiful. 519 00:24:34,084 --> 00:24:35,084 But I... *-Wait. 520 00:24:35,209 --> 00:24:36,584 *The shoes. 521 00:24:37,001 --> 00:24:38,917 *Look how beautiful they are. 522 00:24:41,542 --> 00:24:43,292 *Satin and diamonds. 523 00:24:43,459 --> 00:24:45,459 ... 524 00:24:45,626 --> 00:24:48,542 * Come on, you're making a face! You don't like them? 525 00:24:48,709 --> 00:24:51,167 -I love it! But I have bad news. 526 00:24:51,334 --> 00:24:52,542 The wedding is canceled. 527 00:24:52,709 --> 00:24:53,751 *-What? 528 00:24:54,209 --> 00:24:55,334 *But why? 529 00:24:55,501 --> 00:24:56,709 -We broke up. 530 00:24:56,876 --> 00:24:58,042 I have to cancel everything. 531 00:24:58,209 --> 00:25:00,667 *-Cancel? Oh! 532 00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,209 *But you seemed... 533 00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:04,459 *Finally, you, you seemed so happy about this marriage. 534 00:25:04,626 --> 00:25:05,751 *Cries 535 00:25:05,917 --> 00:25:07,334 *... 536 00:25:07,501 --> 00:25:08,584 *But... 537 00:25:09,209 --> 00:25:10,917 *What the hell are you doing here? 538 00:25:11,084 --> 00:25:12,584 *-Uh... Yeah! 539 00:25:12,751 --> 00:25:14,501 *So what are you doing here? 540 00:25:14,667 --> 00:25:17,417 *-Let's stop lying. Nathalie and I, we love each other. 541 00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:18,584 *-Coincidentally! 542 00:25:18,709 --> 00:25:20,626 *As she comes to inherit from his father. 543 00:25:20,792 --> 00:25:23,417 *-Your father is dead? Are you rich? 544 00:25:23,584 --> 00:25:24,667 *Oh, I didn't know that! 545 00:25:24,834 --> 00:25:26,084 *-Oh no, of course! 546 00:25:26,251 --> 00:25:28,626 *What garbage! What a crook! 547 00:25:28,792 --> 00:25:30,251 *But that's not true! 548 00:25:30,417 --> 00:25:32,542 *-Ouch! *- You are using me! 549 00:25:32,709 --> 00:25:34,751 *-Son, save me. She's crazy! 550 00:25:34,917 --> 00:25:36,834 She will kill me. Come ! 551 00:25:37,001 --> 00:25:38,167 *Please. Ouch! 552 00:25:38,334 --> 00:25:40,501 -With my best friend, too! Shout 553 00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:43,959 -That's why I did not want to invite them! 554 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:47,084 I have to leave now. I have a date in court for animal trafficking. 555 00:25:47,501 --> 00:25:48,501 Thank you dad. 556 00:25:48,542 --> 00:25:50,042 - Hang in there ! - Courage... 557 00:25:56,167 --> 00:25:58,292 - Don't worry for your reprieve. 558 00:25:58,459 --> 00:26:00,501 Based on your file, I'm confident. 559 00:26:00,667 --> 00:26:01,917 - It's true ? - But of course. 560 00:26:02,084 --> 00:26:03,459 And the judge is pretty cool. 561 00:26:03,626 --> 00:26:04,792 - Please stand up. 562 00:26:04,959 --> 00:26:06,709 - Hang in there. - THANKS. 563 00:26:08,917 --> 00:26:11,334 Intriguing music 564 00:26:11,501 --> 00:26:17,751 ... 565 00:26:17,917 --> 00:26:18,917 Hey... 566 00:26:19,042 --> 00:26:21,626 Are you all right, Mr. Comard? - Very very good. 567 00:26:22,626 --> 00:26:24,084 Perfectly well. 568 00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:25,542 Oh dear ! 569 00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:27,334 (-Oh fuck...) 570 00:26:31,334 --> 00:26:33,667 - Oh, what a loser! It means that with this bracelet, 571 00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:35,917 if you leave home, the police are coming? 572 00:26:36,084 --> 00:26:38,334 -I can go to the mailbox. 573 00:26:39,126 --> 00:26:41,834 - Are you changing the date of the wedding? - No, it's set in stone. 574 00:26:42,001 --> 00:26:44,084 It's in less than a week. Flo couldn't stand it. 575 00:26:44,251 --> 00:26:47,251 Everything has already been paid for. My fake father will no longer be available. 576 00:26:47,834 --> 00:26:49,042 - How are you going to do it? 577 00:26:53,626 --> 00:26:54,959 - Maybe I have an idea. 578 00:26:55,542 --> 00:26:57,376 But you have to put the wedding castle 579 00:26:57,542 --> 00:26:58,542 out of order. 580 00:26:58,792 --> 00:26:59,792 I need you. 581 00:27:01,417 --> 00:27:02,417 -Chicken ! 582 00:27:04,501 --> 00:27:05,917 ... Fire 583 00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:08,084 Shit. Shit chicken! 584 00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:09,251 - Mark! - What ? 585 00:27:09,417 --> 00:27:11,459 - There are people asking for you. - Shut up. What ? 586 00:27:14,001 --> 00:27:15,521 What do they want, the gadjos? 587 00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:18,501 -We are deputy mayors and have good news 588 00:27:18,667 --> 00:27:20,834 to let you know. We have found 589 00:27:21,001 --> 00:27:24,001 land on which you can stay for several months. 590 00:27:25,751 --> 00:27:26,751 -A castle ? 591 00:27:27,042 --> 00:27:29,459 Great ! We have to do the wedding of my daughter Josée. 592 00:27:29,626 --> 00:27:31,167 My wife Josée will love it. Hey, Josee? 593 00:27:31,334 --> 00:27:33,042 - YEAH, IT'S ME! 594 00:27:33,209 --> 00:27:34,959 - Do they have the same first name? 595 00:27:35,334 --> 00:27:37,501 -Yes. When I ask for a beer, I have two. 596 00:27:37,667 --> 00:27:38,667 He is my son. 597 00:27:38,792 --> 00:27:40,834 Laugh José, the youngest. 598 00:27:42,376 --> 00:27:43,959 - Okay, we'll leave you. 599 00:27:44,126 --> 00:27:46,376 Good chat ! - Wait ! 600 00:27:47,001 --> 00:27:48,917 We know how to thank. 601 00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:50,751 Have an aperitif with us. 602 00:27:50,917 --> 00:27:51,959 - But it's 10 o'clock here. 603 00:27:52,126 --> 00:27:54,501 -So what ? It's never too late. 604 00:27:54,667 --> 00:27:57,501 *-I WILL TALK TO YOU ABOUT CHRISTOPHE 605 00:27:57,667 --> 00:28:00,959 *WHICH IN REAL IS NOT MUCH BIG 606 00:28:01,126 --> 00:28:02,126 *-Marco! 607 00:28:02,292 --> 00:28:04,667 *He's thirsty. We are out of drinks? 608 00:28:05,209 --> 00:28:07,751 *- You're going to my trailer. There's plum. 609 00:28:09,834 --> 00:28:11,334 (Stuttering) - It's here. 610 00:28:12,417 --> 00:28:13,792 No it's not that... 611 00:28:13,959 --> 00:28:15,542 - What are you doing ? - So ! 612 00:28:15,959 --> 00:28:17,834 It's the plum. 613 00:28:21,542 --> 00:28:23,251 ... 614 00:28:23,417 --> 00:28:24,417 What's the matter ? 615 00:28:24,542 --> 00:28:25,834 ... 616 00:28:26,001 --> 00:28:27,709 - I lost my boyfriend. 617 00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:30,876 Miguel! 618 00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:32,376 ... - For what ? 619 00:28:32,542 --> 00:28:36,167 -I ran into him with another woman in his arms. 620 00:28:36,334 --> 00:28:38,584 ... ... 621 00:28:38,751 --> 00:28:41,292 So, without thinking, I ran over him with a truck. 622 00:28:41,959 --> 00:28:43,334 - Oh... - But I didn't know 623 00:28:43,501 --> 00:28:44,834 that was his grandmother. 624 00:28:45,542 --> 00:28:46,542 -It's too bad. 625 00:28:46,709 --> 00:28:48,167 ... ... 626 00:28:48,917 --> 00:28:51,376 -Miguel. I miss him so much. 627 00:28:51,876 --> 00:28:53,001 -Come on, who cares. 628 00:28:53,501 --> 00:28:55,501 - Yeah. - We're going to see Josée. 629 00:28:56,751 --> 00:28:57,751 -Miguel! 630 00:28:57,834 --> 00:28:58,834 -Jerk ! 631 00:28:58,876 --> 00:29:00,626 Don't drink that! - Well, 632 00:29:00,792 --> 00:29:02,792 you told me to take your old plum. 633 00:29:02,959 --> 00:29:05,667 - It's not, skull! - Oh, what is it? 634 00:29:09,417 --> 00:29:11,459 - The memory of an old story. 635 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:15,167 gasping breath 636 00:29:15,334 --> 00:29:16,042 ... screeching 637 00:29:16,209 --> 00:29:18,209 growl music of suspense 638 00:29:18,376 --> 00:29:19,417 ... 639 00:29:19,584 --> 00:29:22,417 A howl rings out. 640 00:29:23,501 --> 00:29:25,209 Since then, the other ball has been an orphan. 641 00:29:25,376 --> 00:29:26,417 Breath Yeah ! 642 00:29:27,584 --> 00:29:28,751 Disgust 643 00:29:30,917 --> 00:29:35,001 ... 644 00:29:35,626 --> 00:29:37,834 -Hello ? *-Yeah, Medi, it's Greg. 645 00:29:38,001 --> 00:29:40,042 * I'm calling Augustin simultaneously. - OK. 646 00:29:40,209 --> 00:29:45,376 ... 647 00:29:46,376 --> 00:29:48,834 *-Greg? - How are you ? Did you complete the mission? 648 00:29:49,001 --> 00:29:50,292 - Yes, I think it's good. 649 00:30:00,542 --> 00:30:02,876 Guys, I think I messed up. *-No? 650 00:30:03,042 --> 00:30:05,376 Don't tell me you slept with the gypsy's wife? 651 00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:07,084 -Yes, I don't know what got into me. 652 00:30:07,251 --> 00:30:09,792 -Medi, are you stupid or what? Do you want us to die? 653 00:30:10,084 --> 00:30:12,751 But how can you be so irresponsible? 654 00:30:12,917 --> 00:30:15,417 It's not possible ! Did you think of Greg, the miss... 655 00:30:15,959 --> 00:30:18,001 ... 656 00:30:18,167 --> 00:30:19,792 I think I screwed up too. 657 00:30:19,959 --> 00:30:21,917 *- You suck. We have a big day. 658 00:30:22,084 --> 00:30:23,626 Come help me before Flo comes home. 659 00:30:23,792 --> 00:30:25,126 -OK, WE'RE COMING. 660 00:30:25,584 --> 00:30:28,417 *-The castle is squatted? - Yes, Travelers. 661 00:30:28,667 --> 00:30:29,667 *-Really? 662 00:30:29,792 --> 00:30:32,501 -According to the owner, they won't be back in time. 663 00:30:32,667 --> 00:30:34,251 *-How are you going to do it? 664 00:30:35,126 --> 00:30:37,626 -Apart from getting married at a campsite, I don't see any other options. 665 00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:39,209 There is nothing more available. 666 00:30:39,376 --> 00:30:41,167 -At least it will cost less. 667 00:30:41,334 --> 00:30:43,292 *-Daddy, I don't feel like laughing. 668 00:30:43,459 --> 00:30:44,751 - Uh, I wasn't kidding. 669 00:30:44,917 --> 00:30:46,209 (-I am disgusted.) 670 00:30:46,626 --> 00:30:48,084 *Romantic Music 671 00:30:48,251 --> 00:30:50,751 *... 672 00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:52,209 Let me call you back. 673 00:30:52,376 --> 00:31:02,751 *... 674 00:31:02,917 --> 00:31:05,042 -If we can't get married in a castle, 675 00:31:05,209 --> 00:31:06,584 the castle can come to us. 676 00:31:06,751 --> 00:31:08,459 *... 677 00:31:08,626 --> 00:31:09,751 -THANKS. Is the honeymoon 678 00:31:09,917 --> 00:31:11,376 going to be in the neighbour's house? 679 00:31:11,542 --> 00:31:13,417 -You do not like it? Seriously? 680 00:31:13,584 --> 00:31:14,584 No... 681 00:31:14,959 --> 00:31:16,251 Look, 682 00:31:16,626 --> 00:31:18,126 I left a peg there. I am good 683 00:31:18,292 --> 00:31:19,292 for telecommuting. 684 00:31:20,001 --> 00:31:21,459 - Hmm! - Uh... 685 00:31:22,084 --> 00:31:24,584 -As long as I marry you, everything is fine with me. 686 00:31:24,751 --> 00:31:26,626 *... 687 00:31:26,792 --> 00:31:29,167 It will be the 2nd best day of my life. 688 00:31:29,709 --> 00:31:31,501 - After our first time? 689 00:31:31,667 --> 00:31:32,917 - Nah, it's the 2nd time. 690 00:31:33,084 --> 00:31:35,042 The 1st, I didn't have time to remember it. 691 00:31:35,667 --> 00:31:37,084 -Oh yes. 692 00:31:37,501 --> 00:31:39,167 I thought too much about my ex. 693 00:31:42,209 --> 00:31:44,126 Oh no, seriously! - Whoops... 694 00:31:44,292 --> 00:31:45,751 I'm so clumsy. 695 00:31:47,084 --> 00:31:48,334 I have nothing more to drink. 696 00:31:48,501 --> 00:31:49,751 -You suck. It's super cold. 697 00:31:49,917 --> 00:31:50,959 -THANKS. 698 00:31:51,917 --> 00:31:53,626 Oh ! Like that, 699 00:31:54,126 --> 00:31:55,709 now your front looks the same as your back. 700 00:31:57,251 --> 00:31:58,792 - Are you really looking to do this? 701 00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:00,501 Laugh Watch out. I warn you. 702 00:32:00,667 --> 00:32:01,792 -And you will do what ? 703 00:32:01,959 --> 00:32:03,251 you know who is 704 00:32:03,417 --> 00:32:04,709 the boss in this relationship. 705 00:32:29,542 --> 00:32:30,667 - No... - Oh yes ! 706 00:32:30,834 --> 00:32:32,417 - Not my model. - Put down your weapon. 707 00:32:35,251 --> 00:32:36,251 -OK. 708 00:32:37,376 --> 00:32:39,834 -That's it. That's right. You see ? 709 00:32:50,167 --> 00:32:51,501 (Hah!) 710 00:32:51,667 --> 00:32:53,084 (Oh no !) 711 00:32:53,959 --> 00:32:55,959 ... 712 00:32:56,126 --> 00:32:57,126 Bark 713 00:32:57,167 --> 00:32:58,792 ... 714 00:32:58,959 --> 00:32:59,959 You will pay for that. 715 00:33:02,459 --> 00:33:03,834 Groan 716 00:33:04,001 --> 00:33:05,001 -Looky! 717 00:33:05,126 --> 00:33:11,042 ... 718 00:33:11,209 --> 00:33:12,417 Sigh 719 00:33:12,584 --> 00:33:14,959 ... 720 00:33:15,584 --> 00:33:16,584 Oh no... 721 00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:18,959 Sad music 722 00:33:19,126 --> 00:33:22,292 ... 723 00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:23,501 You sank my boat. 724 00:33:24,334 --> 00:33:25,667 -Yes, it's the Titanic. 725 00:33:26,126 --> 00:33:28,251 You see ? You are no match for me. - OK. 726 00:33:30,001 --> 00:33:31,001 You won. 727 00:33:31,167 --> 00:33:32,167 -By the way, 728 00:33:32,542 --> 00:33:35,292 you will pay for my hair extensions For the wedding. 729 00:33:35,459 --> 00:33:37,376 It goes without saying. Hmm? 730 00:33:39,959 --> 00:33:41,417 Flo sighs. 731 00:33:42,292 --> 00:33:43,334 Howl 732 00:33:46,251 --> 00:33:47,251 -SO, 733 00:33:49,251 --> 00:33:50,751 Who is the Boss ? 734 00:33:51,709 --> 00:33:54,209 Come to bed. We have cleaning tomorrow. 735 00:33:55,001 --> 00:33:57,376 *"I'll go where you go" (Dion, Goldman) 736 00:33:57,542 --> 00:33:59,876 *... 737 00:34:00,042 --> 00:34:03,834 *-In my house, the forests are swaying and the roofs scrape the sky 738 00:34:04,001 --> 00:34:05,459 *... 739 00:34:05,626 --> 00:34:09,501 *The waters of torrents are violence and the snows are eternal 740 00:34:09,667 --> 00:34:11,126 *... 741 00:34:11,292 --> 00:34:15,334 *At home the wolves are at our doorstep And all children understand them 742 00:34:16,959 --> 00:34:20,751 *We hear the cries of New York And the boats on the Seine 743 00:34:21,959 --> 00:34:24,042 *-Never mind! I'll go where you want 744 00:34:24,751 --> 00:34:26,751 *I like your cravings I love your light 745 00:34:26,917 --> 00:34:29,584 *- Your light *- All landscapes look like you 746 00:34:29,751 --> 00:34:31,251 *When you light them up 747 00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:33,459 *-When you light them up * I WILL GO WHERE YOU GO 748 00:34:35,167 --> 00:34:36,417 *MY COUNTRY WILL BE YOU 749 00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:39,084 *I WILL GO WHERE YOU GO 750 00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:46,834 - Did I ever tell you that I love you? - No. 751 00:34:47,459 --> 00:34:49,251 -Ah! It's stupid, huh? 752 00:34:50,459 --> 00:34:52,042 - Ouch! Laugh 753 00:35:04,751 --> 00:35:05,834 -Isn't it too tight? 754 00:35:09,626 --> 00:35:11,459 Forced laugh Roissy airport. 755 00:35:24,792 --> 00:35:27,167 - Hi ! - What are you doing here? 756 00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:28,751 Where did you get my address? 757 00:35:29,084 --> 00:35:30,084 -Wedding Invitation. 758 00:35:30,251 --> 00:35:31,917 Laughter You must be unhappy 759 00:35:32,084 --> 00:35:35,501 because of your separation. So we're not going to have a fight. 760 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:37,709 We decided to make a truce. 761 00:35:38,334 --> 00:35:39,751 - Well, great news! 762 00:35:39,917 --> 00:35:41,334 You are both excused. 763 00:35:41,501 --> 00:35:43,709 We remember ? I have things to do. 764 00:35:43,876 --> 00:35:46,042 - A separation, we know. It's very hard. 765 00:35:46,209 --> 00:35:48,251 We were too absent. You can cry. 766 00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:49,667 - Yes ! - We're your parents. 767 00:35:50,292 --> 00:35:52,209 -But things are much better with Flo. 768 00:35:52,376 --> 00:35:54,626 Yes everything is fine. It's crazy love. 769 00:35:54,792 --> 00:35:57,959 -It's amazing ! That's very good news. 770 00:35:58,126 --> 00:35:59,792 That's it, is it fixed? 771 00:36:00,376 --> 00:36:01,376 -Looky! 772 00:36:01,417 --> 00:36:03,667 Give me back my bra! - Ah! But is it her? 773 00:36:03,834 --> 00:36:05,584 - Looky! - Can you introduce her to us? 774 00:36:05,751 --> 00:36:08,542 -No way ! She is my neighbor. It's not Flo. 775 00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:10,917 Yes. Actually, I live in the house next door. 776 00:36:11,084 --> 00:36:12,334 Like a fool, I forgot 777 00:36:12,501 --> 00:36:13,834 to write "bis" on the invitation. 778 00:36:14,001 --> 00:36:15,917 But let's not stay outside. Let's go home. 779 00:36:16,084 --> 00:36:17,334 Yes, come. 780 00:36:17,501 --> 00:36:18,709 - Yes yes. - Come on. 781 00:36:18,876 --> 00:36:20,209 Come. Come in. 782 00:36:20,376 --> 00:36:21,542 Laugh You are welcome. 783 00:36:27,542 --> 00:36:30,167 Ah! I forgot the keys inside. 784 00:36:30,334 --> 00:36:32,376 Good ! We can't go there. It's too bad. 785 00:36:32,542 --> 00:36:33,834 - Oh... - Don't worry. 786 00:36:34,542 --> 00:36:36,376 It happens to me all the time. Sigh 787 00:36:37,001 --> 00:36:38,042 -Ah! Great... 788 00:36:39,001 --> 00:36:40,001 -Well then ! 789 00:36:40,167 --> 00:36:42,876 - Lock picking is like riding a bicycle, You never forget. 790 00:36:43,834 --> 00:36:44,834 And There you go ! 791 00:36:45,667 --> 00:36:46,709 -Oh... 792 00:36:47,459 --> 00:36:48,834 Well, welcome home. 793 00:36:49,001 --> 00:36:50,001 -It's big. 794 00:36:50,084 --> 00:36:53,042 Oh ! I'm eager to to meet our future daughter-in-law. 795 00:36:53,209 --> 00:36:55,251 -She is not there. She is shopping. 796 00:36:55,417 --> 00:36:56,751 She doesn't come right back. 797 00:36:56,917 --> 00:36:58,917 -It doesn't matter. We will wait for it. 798 00:36:59,084 --> 00:37:00,667 dark music 799 00:37:00,834 --> 00:37:03,626 ... 800 00:37:03,792 --> 00:37:06,084 (-Augustine? I'm in trouble.) 801 00:37:06,251 --> 00:37:07,459 (My parents surpised me with a visit.) 802 00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:09,626 (*I had to take them to the neighbor.) 803 00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:12,417 -Isn't he at home? (*-No, he's on vacation.) 804 00:37:12,584 --> 00:37:15,626 (They are there waiting for Flo who is supposedly running errands.) 805 00:37:15,792 --> 00:37:17,751 -Good... Save time, we'll manage. 806 00:37:18,501 --> 00:37:19,501 (-THANKS.) 807 00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:33,501 *Beep *You are on Greg's answering machine. 808 00:37:33,667 --> 00:37:34,834 *Leave a message. 809 00:37:40,376 --> 00:37:41,376 -Oh ? 810 00:37:41,876 --> 00:37:43,292 Why are you wet? 811 00:37:43,459 --> 00:37:46,376 -Cheeta Kardashian messed with the house pipes. 812 00:37:46,542 --> 00:37:48,626 - But what happened? with your hair? 813 00:37:48,792 --> 00:37:50,709 -Oh? Yes, I will explain it to you later. 814 00:37:50,876 --> 00:37:51,959 I have to take care of it. 815 00:37:52,126 --> 00:37:53,251 Come in. little laugh 816 00:37:54,042 --> 00:37:56,667 -Tell me, wouldn't you rather sit with us? 817 00:37:56,834 --> 00:38:00,376 -I have something in the oven. I stay close just in case. 818 00:38:00,542 --> 00:38:01,542 -Ah! 819 00:38:01,751 --> 00:38:02,751 Beep 820 00:38:02,792 --> 00:38:05,042 ... 821 00:38:05,209 --> 00:38:06,209 Someone knocked. 822 00:38:06,292 --> 00:38:07,959 -Ah! I will be back. 823 00:38:10,709 --> 00:38:11,709 (Hi.) 824 00:38:24,042 --> 00:38:25,042 -Miguel! 825 00:38:25,126 --> 00:38:26,959 (-No, I'm Greg. Watch out!) 826 00:38:27,126 --> 00:38:29,792 (Not Miguel, Greg!) - Oh yes. Sorry, Greg. 827 00:38:29,959 --> 00:38:30,959 (-Yes, watch out.) 828 00:38:31,042 --> 00:38:32,042 -Yes. 829 00:38:33,626 --> 00:38:35,084 (-They did it right.) 830 00:38:35,251 --> 00:38:37,584 (It'll be OK ?) - A little stressed. 831 00:38:37,751 --> 00:38:40,334 *-Shana, you just have to repeat word for word 832 00:38:40,501 --> 00:38:42,292 what I tell you in the headset. OK ? 833 00:38:43,209 --> 00:38:44,209 -OK. 834 00:38:44,251 --> 00:38:45,334 (-Let's go ?) 835 00:38:45,501 --> 00:38:47,167 (Here we go.) Breath 836 00:38:48,667 --> 00:38:50,751 Dad, mom, this is Flo. 837 00:38:50,917 --> 00:38:52,251 She has just arrived. 838 00:38:53,209 --> 00:38:54,542 She did... - Ah! 839 00:38:54,709 --> 00:38:56,251 - ...shopping. - You were expected. 840 00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:57,542 -Pleased to meet you, 841 00:38:57,709 --> 00:38:58,876 *Daniel and Appoline. 842 00:38:59,042 --> 00:39:01,751 -Pleased to meet you, Daniel and Apollo. 843 00:39:02,667 --> 00:39:03,709 -But yes ! 844 00:39:04,126 --> 00:39:05,209 Laughter 845 00:39:05,376 --> 00:39:06,376 -You are lovely. 846 00:39:06,542 --> 00:39:08,292 - Oh... - Oh... 847 00:39:08,459 --> 00:39:09,501 -Very pretty. 848 00:39:10,626 --> 00:39:13,251 -I love this picture. *-I love this photo. 849 00:39:16,459 --> 00:39:17,251 - Hey, Flo! 850 00:39:17,417 --> 00:39:19,584 How's it going ? - GOOD. What are you doing here ? 851 00:39:19,751 --> 00:39:21,209 I'm looking for Greg. You saw him ? 852 00:39:21,376 --> 00:39:22,501 - Yes, he was kidnapped. 853 00:39:22,667 --> 00:39:24,334 For his bachelor party. 854 00:39:24,501 --> 00:39:26,084 He's at the airport with Augustin. 855 00:39:26,251 --> 00:39:28,334 And we forgot to take his passport. 856 00:39:28,501 --> 00:39:30,501 -Oh yeah ? And where are you going? 857 00:39:31,042 --> 00:39:32,417 -Uh... Marrakesh. 858 00:39:32,584 --> 00:39:35,084 - In Marrakech ? All right. - Let's go ? 859 00:39:35,251 --> 00:39:38,417 - You could have told me. - It was decided at the last minute. 860 00:39:38,584 --> 00:39:39,751 - I brought a gift. 861 00:39:41,209 --> 00:39:42,209 - "We". - Yes. 862 00:39:43,042 --> 00:39:44,501 (-Thanks, that's nice.) 863 00:39:44,667 --> 00:39:45,667 -Thanks, that's nice. 864 00:39:48,709 --> 00:39:49,727 - What is this shit? 865 00:39:49,751 --> 00:39:50,792 -It's what, 866 00:39:50,959 --> 00:39:51,959 this shit? 867 00:39:52,876 --> 00:39:54,292 (-Oh no !) 868 00:39:54,459 --> 00:39:55,792 - No, it's a candle. 869 00:39:55,959 --> 00:39:58,167 You know, a scented candle. 870 00:39:58,334 --> 00:40:00,584 It's jasmine. Don't like this smell? 871 00:40:00,751 --> 00:40:02,501 -I adore ! It was a joke. 872 00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:04,751 -I adore ! It was a joke. 873 00:40:04,917 --> 00:40:05,542 -Ah good. 874 00:40:05,709 --> 00:40:07,084 Laughter I like this better. 875 00:40:07,251 --> 00:40:09,334 So let's light it up. So. 876 00:40:09,501 --> 00:40:11,542 You will see how good it smells. 877 00:40:12,417 --> 00:40:13,584 I'm happy 878 00:40:13,751 --> 00:40:15,584 make it work out between you. 879 00:40:16,584 --> 00:40:18,042 -You made your cake to do 880 00:40:18,209 --> 00:40:19,209 the apology? 881 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:21,126 - Dad, I was eight years old. 882 00:40:21,292 --> 00:40:23,376 -Greg, as soon as he did something stupid, 883 00:40:23,542 --> 00:40:25,209 he was making his chocolate cake. 884 00:40:27,542 --> 00:40:28,542 -Shit ! 885 00:40:28,709 --> 00:40:30,042 Hop, hop, hop! 886 00:40:30,709 --> 00:40:31,709 That's my car. 887 00:40:31,834 --> 00:40:34,959 - Sorry, she's hooked for towing. - Yes, but I need it. 888 00:40:35,334 --> 00:40:38,667 - With written with small candies: "Pardon". 889 00:40:38,834 --> 00:40:40,876 "P-a-r-e-d-o-n." 890 00:40:41,042 --> 00:40:43,626 -If I don't work, Who pays for my holidays at La Bourboule? 891 00:40:43,792 --> 00:40:44,792 -Fuck it, 892 00:40:44,834 --> 00:40:46,584 of your vacation! (-Shut up.) 893 00:40:46,751 --> 00:40:47,751 - So touching. 894 00:40:47,917 --> 00:40:48,917 -Shut up. 895 00:40:54,292 --> 00:40:55,834 -Ah! She has a lot, 896 00:40:56,001 --> 00:40:57,167 a lot of humor. 897 00:40:57,334 --> 00:40:59,251 - Oh yes ! - Oh yes... 898 00:40:59,417 --> 00:41:01,084 Laugh - We were scared. 899 00:41:01,251 --> 00:41:02,834 -I'm not bored at home. 900 00:41:05,292 --> 00:41:07,459 - Get off the van. I'm going to the pound. 901 00:41:07,626 --> 00:41:08,917 -No. I need my van. 902 00:41:09,084 --> 00:41:10,751 - A small problem. I will be back. 903 00:41:11,209 --> 00:41:12,251 *-A small problem, 904 00:41:12,417 --> 00:41:13,626 I will be back. 905 00:41:14,417 --> 00:41:15,417 -Yes. 906 00:41:25,626 --> 00:41:27,251 Don't you have to go? 907 00:41:28,876 --> 00:41:31,042 -I will take them to La Bourboule, your children. 908 00:41:31,209 --> 00:41:33,126 - But I have to do my job! 909 00:41:40,751 --> 00:41:43,751 *-It will be sunny this afternoon throughout the region... 910 00:41:43,917 --> 00:41:46,292 -It will be sunny this afternoon overall 911 00:41:46,459 --> 00:41:47,792 of the Paris region. 912 00:41:48,459 --> 00:41:51,876 The weather will be mixed from the northwest in the Gulf of Lion. 913 00:41:52,042 --> 00:41:53,834 From Brittany to Pays de la Loire, 914 00:41:54,292 --> 00:41:56,001 the sky will be overcast, 915 00:41:56,667 --> 00:41:59,501 but low clouds will disperse to make way 916 00:41:59,667 --> 00:42:01,251 to fine clearings. 917 00:42:01,417 --> 00:42:03,959 - Ah! - We're glad to hear that. 918 00:42:07,876 --> 00:42:10,667 -Medi! Medi, we're not done! 919 00:42:11,376 --> 00:42:15,251 -And we wish happy birthday to all the Raouls. 920 00:42:15,417 --> 00:42:16,751 - Oh, yes! Laugh 921 00:42:17,501 --> 00:42:19,959 Me, I don't know any Raouls, but happy birthday! 922 00:42:20,126 --> 00:42:21,626 -Yes. Happy birthday, Raoul. 923 00:42:23,126 --> 00:42:23,792 -SO, 924 00:42:23,959 --> 00:42:25,584 Finally, how... 925 00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:28,126 How is this wedding going? 926 00:42:28,292 --> 00:42:29,501 - It's postponed. - Oh? 927 00:42:29,667 --> 00:42:32,667 -When we argued with Flo, I canceled the castle. 928 00:42:32,834 --> 00:42:34,626 There were other reservations in the meantime. 929 00:42:34,792 --> 00:42:37,917 There is nothing more available until next year. 930 00:42:38,084 --> 00:42:39,084 -Oh ! 931 00:42:39,126 --> 00:42:40,292 It's too bad. 932 00:42:40,459 --> 00:42:43,626 But surely there is a way to fix it. It turns out 933 00:42:43,792 --> 00:42:46,001 a Relais & Châteaux, an inn... 934 00:42:50,251 --> 00:42:51,751 No, don't come near. Get some water ! 935 00:42:51,917 --> 00:42:53,459 -Some water ? No, it's alcohol! 936 00:42:53,626 --> 00:42:56,084 You can't use kirsch. 937 00:42:56,251 --> 00:42:57,376 Greg! Greg! 938 00:42:57,542 --> 00:42:59,292 -Looky, the picture! 939 00:42:59,626 --> 00:43:00,626 Not at my house ! 940 00:43:01,667 --> 00:43:03,292 - But he's not here? - Greg? 941 00:43:03,459 --> 00:43:06,334 No, he's mourning the death of his life as a single man in Marrakech. 942 00:43:06,501 --> 00:43:08,751 -Ah good ? They are awesome, Greg's parents. 943 00:43:08,917 --> 00:43:10,167 And his father... 944 00:43:10,334 --> 00:43:11,667 What a handsome man ! 945 00:43:11,834 --> 00:43:13,167 What charisma! 946 00:43:13,542 --> 00:43:15,376 He reminds me of my first flirtation. 947 00:43:15,542 --> 00:43:18,042 - Wasn't that dad? - Men like to be flattered. 948 00:43:18,209 --> 00:43:20,626 I told him he was the 1st to see my water lily. 949 00:43:20,792 --> 00:43:21,792 -But no ! 950 00:43:21,876 --> 00:43:24,709 -It was the 70s. We were far from protective measures. 951 00:43:24,876 --> 00:43:26,292 It was woohoo! 952 00:43:29,917 --> 00:43:31,917 - You're not in the shower, Gerard? 953 00:43:32,084 --> 00:43:33,667 - No, I needed a towel. 954 00:43:36,334 --> 00:43:38,501 - I'm not fine ? - Yes, it's going very well. 955 00:43:38,667 --> 00:43:39,667 Like a guy who thinks 956 00:43:39,792 --> 00:43:42,542 he bought a new car while it actually had already been driven. 957 00:43:46,376 --> 00:43:48,251 -Isn't your neighbors on fire? 958 00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:50,709 -Oh shit ! 959 00:43:55,542 --> 00:43:56,542 Someone there ? 960 00:43:59,459 --> 00:44:01,376 - Yes, what is it? 961 00:44:03,542 --> 00:44:05,751 Hm... Can I help you? 962 00:44:06,876 --> 00:44:09,751 -Yes of course. There's smoke coming out of your house. 963 00:44:09,917 --> 00:44:11,376 - Oh yes ! - And the owner? 964 00:44:11,542 --> 00:44:13,042 - I am his mother. 965 00:44:13,209 --> 00:44:15,126 - Oh? - No, the smoke is nothing. 966 00:44:15,292 --> 00:44:18,167 It's a curtain that burned because of a candle. 967 00:44:18,334 --> 00:44:21,292 But truth be told, we had our minds a little elsewhere. 968 00:44:21,459 --> 00:44:24,334 My son's wedding just postponed. 969 00:44:24,501 --> 00:44:26,376 -It's crazy. Same thing happens to me. 970 00:44:27,001 --> 00:44:28,042 - Ah good ? - Yes. 971 00:44:28,209 --> 00:44:29,792 -Ah! What a coincidence ! 972 00:44:29,959 --> 00:44:32,251 -So we do wedding in the garden. 973 00:44:32,667 --> 00:44:35,751 - Oh, in the garden? Yes it's a good idea. 974 00:44:36,334 --> 00:44:38,792 - Fantasize about the father of your son-in-law? Are not you ashamed ? 975 00:44:38,959 --> 00:44:40,359 And lying to me all these years. 976 00:44:40,501 --> 00:44:42,959 I should ask for a paternity test. 977 00:44:43,126 --> 00:44:43,792 -Oh ! 978 00:44:43,959 --> 00:44:45,501 It was over 30 years ago. 979 00:44:45,667 --> 00:44:47,626 And it's you who lied to me first 980 00:44:47,792 --> 00:44:49,292 when you cheated on me? 981 00:44:49,459 --> 00:44:51,501 when you told me those Appoline's videos 982 00:44:51,667 --> 00:44:52,667 are not yours, 983 00:44:52,709 --> 00:44:54,393 and your blue pills are for diabetes? 984 00:44:54,417 --> 00:44:57,001 -Oh ! There, this is typical of you. 985 00:44:57,167 --> 00:44:59,209 Changing the subject when it suits you. 986 00:44:59,376 --> 00:45:02,376 - Stop with your bad faith. Men are all the same! 987 00:45:03,001 --> 00:45:05,334 - So you didn't have to try all of us. 988 00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:13,292 (-Looky!) 989 00:45:14,834 --> 00:45:15,834 (Oh!) 990 00:45:24,542 --> 00:45:25,876 -Someone there ? 991 00:45:26,042 --> 00:45:27,042 - Flo? 992 00:45:48,417 --> 00:45:49,501 -Hands in the air ! 993 00:45:51,876 --> 00:45:52,876 -Oh ! 994 00:45:53,001 --> 00:45:54,751 One more man has seen you naked. 995 00:46:18,584 --> 00:46:19,792 - How are you, Gerard? 996 00:46:19,959 --> 00:46:22,251 - How are you... - Oh fuck... 997 00:46:25,959 --> 00:46:27,126 -Still fine ? 998 00:46:27,626 --> 00:46:29,626 -Okay okay... 999 00:46:30,251 --> 00:46:31,542 Cooing 1000 00:46:31,709 --> 00:46:32,917 ... 1001 00:46:33,084 --> 00:46:34,626 ... gasping breath 1002 00:46:42,417 --> 00:46:43,417 Marlene! 1003 00:46:43,542 --> 00:46:45,917 Help me. Do something. Marlene? 1004 00:46:46,626 --> 00:46:47,709 hissing Ah! 1005 00:46:49,459 --> 00:46:51,709 Clicks Moans 1006 00:46:52,751 --> 00:46:55,167 ... ... 1007 00:46:55,334 --> 00:46:56,334 No ! 1008 00:47:01,417 --> 00:47:04,334 Pity ! Stop helping me. Go get help. 1009 00:47:04,501 --> 00:47:07,167 - And you have a nice garden. - Unless it's raining. 1010 00:47:07,334 --> 00:47:08,334 -Mom ? 1011 00:47:09,334 --> 00:47:10,459 - Is she there? 1012 00:47:10,876 --> 00:47:13,001 -Good morning. We know each other ? 1013 00:47:13,501 --> 00:47:15,084 -Your father fights with a burglar. 1014 00:47:15,251 --> 00:47:17,251 -What ? But you have to call the police. 1015 00:47:34,042 --> 00:47:36,376 *-It's in this uneventful house 1016 00:47:36,542 --> 00:47:38,667 *that yesterday a couple was assaulted. 1017 00:47:38,834 --> 00:47:40,751 *A tragic and heartbreaking situation 1018 00:47:40,917 --> 00:47:42,876 *what one of the two victims tells us, 1019 00:47:43,042 --> 00:47:45,459 *who wished to preserve his anonymity. 1020 00:47:45,626 --> 00:47:48,167 *-We were quiet in the bathroom 1021 00:47:48,334 --> 00:47:50,334 *and suddenly, we heard a noise. 1022 00:47:50,501 --> 00:47:51,626 *I was scared. 1023 00:47:51,792 --> 00:47:53,542 *How weird! I did well 1024 00:47:53,709 --> 00:47:56,501 *because a jerk came out with a knife. 1025 00:47:56,667 --> 00:47:59,292 beeps *With a fucking... A sword! 1026 00:47:59,792 --> 00:48:03,334 *-Football. After breaking his leg of the Parisian rookie, 1027 00:48:03,501 --> 00:48:07,792 *Augustin became the mascot Marseille supporters. 1028 00:48:19,709 --> 00:48:20,834 -What is that ? 1029 00:48:21,001 --> 00:48:22,209 What are you doing here? 1030 00:48:22,376 --> 00:48:24,209 -Ah! Surprise ! 1031 00:48:24,376 --> 00:48:25,626 - Son, did you see? 1032 00:48:25,792 --> 00:48:27,292 Since you couldn't 1033 00:48:27,459 --> 00:48:31,167 get married in the castle, the castle has come to you. 1034 00:48:31,334 --> 00:48:33,251 That way, nothing changes. - Eh ? 1035 00:48:33,417 --> 00:48:34,542 -An idea from the neighbor. 1036 00:48:34,709 --> 00:48:36,167 The same thing happens to him. 1037 00:48:36,542 --> 00:48:38,167 Super nice neighbor. - Yes. 1038 00:48:38,334 --> 00:48:40,626 -On the other hand, her mother! 1039 00:48:40,792 --> 00:48:42,626 A real bitch. Laugh 1040 00:48:42,959 --> 00:48:44,542 Finally, look. The whole family 1041 00:48:44,709 --> 00:48:46,792 lend a hand. Even grandma! 1042 00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:50,167 - Congratulations on the wedding, my little Greg. 1043 00:48:50,876 --> 00:48:52,167 - Thank you, Grandma. 1044 00:48:52,334 --> 00:48:55,001 -To say that I have always believed that he was gay 1045 00:48:55,167 --> 00:48:56,876 like a trumpet. 1046 00:48:57,042 --> 00:48:59,584 -His camera is badly adjusted. So she screams. 1047 00:49:00,001 --> 00:49:01,126 -But tell me, 1048 00:49:01,292 --> 00:49:03,292 you look disappointed. It does not please you ? 1049 00:49:03,667 --> 00:49:06,834 - Yes, I really like it. But it's for Flo. 1050 00:49:07,001 --> 00:49:09,584 She wanted to do this in a castle. 1051 00:49:09,751 --> 00:49:11,709 -She is happy. She's over there, 1052 00:49:11,876 --> 00:49:13,542 she organizes the cocktail bar. 1053 00:49:13,709 --> 00:49:14,834 Hey Flo! 1054 00:49:16,084 --> 00:49:17,084 -Hi honey ! 1055 00:49:18,167 --> 00:49:20,542 -We even planned animations for kids. 1056 00:49:20,709 --> 00:49:22,834 You know Marius, you have to hold him. Hey, Mar... 1057 00:49:23,001 --> 00:49:24,251 Marius! 1058 00:49:24,417 --> 00:49:25,542 Are you crazy ? 1059 00:49:26,126 --> 00:49:27,792 We don't damage the cacti! 1060 00:49:27,959 --> 00:49:29,626 - No, but it's not possible. 1061 00:49:29,792 --> 00:49:31,751 At least change the date. 1062 00:49:31,917 --> 00:49:33,501 We're not going to do this out of hand. 1063 00:49:33,667 --> 00:49:34,834 -Do not panic. 1064 00:49:35,001 --> 00:49:37,709 We organized everything with the family. We can't change the date. 1065 00:49:37,876 --> 00:49:41,084 With my upcoming sentence, I'm not even sure I can go home on another date. 1066 00:49:41,251 --> 00:49:43,459 And it is entirely out of the question to miss your wedding. 1067 00:49:43,876 --> 00:49:45,084 - Oh, well no! 1068 00:49:46,334 --> 00:49:47,501 - What is this hell? 1069 00:49:47,667 --> 00:49:49,251 Do you have to organize 2 weddings? 1070 00:49:49,417 --> 00:49:51,584 - The same day. - In 2 neighboring gardens. 1071 00:49:52,376 --> 00:49:54,917 -It's impossible. We've never done anything so risky. 1072 00:49:55,084 --> 00:49:57,209 -If we had time, it would be fun. 1073 00:49:57,376 --> 00:49:58,626 -And you like that? 1074 00:49:59,042 --> 00:50:00,334 -A picture of the Maldives? 1075 00:50:01,126 --> 00:50:02,251 -For our honeymoon. 1076 00:50:03,001 --> 00:50:04,876 -There won't be, it's a fake marriage. 1077 00:50:05,042 --> 00:50:07,626 -Fake marriage, fake honeymoon. 1078 00:50:08,542 --> 00:50:09,876 And fake children. 1079 00:50:10,459 --> 00:50:12,417 You already left yourself grow a mustache? 1080 00:50:12,959 --> 00:50:13,959 -Uh no. 1081 00:50:20,376 --> 00:50:23,042 -They are leaving for Flo's bachelorette party. 1082 00:50:23,209 --> 00:50:24,501 Great news ! 1083 00:50:24,667 --> 00:50:26,626 We will have time to organize the wedding. 1084 00:50:26,792 --> 00:50:28,917 So ! Luck has finally turned. 1085 00:50:29,084 --> 00:50:31,292 - Who has sunscreen? The sun is really strong in Marrakech. 1086 00:50:32,126 --> 00:50:33,251 -Marrakesh? 1087 00:50:34,167 --> 00:50:36,084 And you told Flo where we were going? 1088 00:50:36,251 --> 00:50:42,001 ... 1089 00:50:42,167 --> 00:50:43,167 No ! 1090 00:50:43,917 --> 00:50:46,542 How do I make Flo believe that I am in Marrakech? 1091 00:50:46,709 --> 00:50:49,126 -Wait, maybe I have a solution. 1092 00:50:55,501 --> 00:50:57,292 (Maghreb accent) - Well, that's good. 1093 00:50:57,709 --> 00:50:58,709 It is very good. 1094 00:50:58,792 --> 00:50:59,876 - Mr Hafid. - Yes ? 1095 00:51:00,042 --> 00:51:02,082 - Are you sure it will work? - Yes ! 1096 00:51:02,209 --> 00:51:04,042 After that, all of Morocco is going to love it. 1097 00:51:04,834 --> 00:51:06,667 -No because Mr. Hafid, 1098 00:51:06,834 --> 00:51:08,667 we're not going to lie to each other, he's fat. 1099 00:51:08,834 --> 00:51:10,084 -We say more: "He's big." 1100 00:51:10,251 --> 00:51:12,167 There are more fat people. - What do we tell ? 1101 00:51:12,334 --> 00:51:14,959 -There's more. We are in a society where there is more fat. 1102 00:51:15,126 --> 00:51:17,042 There are big ones, but we must not say it. 1103 00:51:17,209 --> 00:51:19,417 That's the good point. We say: "The good point." 1104 00:51:19,584 --> 00:51:21,584 So look at me. Blink. 1105 00:51:21,751 --> 00:51:24,459 So ! Tighten the belt. Hands on your waist. 1106 00:51:24,792 --> 00:51:26,084 Give it your best effort. 1107 00:51:26,501 --> 00:51:28,834 - I'm glad to work for you. - GOOD ! 1108 00:51:29,001 --> 00:51:30,501 -It's a childhood dream, this internship. 1109 00:51:32,251 --> 00:51:34,751 -Yes, Abibi.com. At your service, I am listening. 1110 00:51:34,917 --> 00:51:36,459 -Yes, it's Medi from Alibi.com. 1111 00:51:36,626 --> 00:51:39,334 *-Oh! My friend Medi, what happiness! 1112 00:51:39,501 --> 00:51:40,501 *Anyway, 1113 00:51:40,542 --> 00:51:43,459 thank you for the license in Morocco. It's a phenomenal name. 1114 00:51:43,626 --> 00:51:45,376 What mythos do we have here! 1115 00:51:45,542 --> 00:51:48,209 *Oh my! - We absolutely need your services. 1116 00:51:48,376 --> 00:51:49,376 *-Hang on. 1117 00:51:49,459 --> 00:51:51,417 Let me open the MacBook. 1118 00:51:59,209 --> 00:52:00,834 I'm listening, Medi. 1119 00:52:01,001 --> 00:52:02,417 *-Greg is supposed to be in Marrakech. 1120 00:52:02,584 --> 00:52:05,042 *You must make sure that his fiancée won't want to see him. 1121 00:52:05,209 --> 00:52:07,209 -Oh ! Well, that's really basic. 1122 00:52:07,376 --> 00:52:08,542 I'm taking care of it. 1123 00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:11,459 It's going to go like cream. 1124 00:52:17,125 --> 00:52:18,645 So see you tomorrow? 1125 00:52:20,583 --> 00:52:22,983 Ok, I will come see you at the club 1126 00:52:24,292 --> 00:52:26,501 - Hey, girls! It's our song. 1127 00:53:06,792 --> 00:53:09,667 -Interruption of our programs for a special flash. 1128 00:53:11,584 --> 00:53:12,792 Interruption... 1129 00:53:12,959 --> 00:53:16,042 Oh ! of our programs for a special flash. 1130 00:53:16,209 --> 00:53:18,417 Yesterday in the southern suburbs of Marrakech 1131 00:53:18,584 --> 00:53:22,251 an organized gang of alcoholic girls 1132 00:53:22,417 --> 00:53:25,501 have entered a mosque during the prayer. 1133 00:53:25,667 --> 00:53:28,792 One of them were disguised as a princess. 1134 00:53:28,959 --> 00:53:31,042 They then stole all of the shoes 1135 00:53:31,209 --> 00:53:32,501 during the prayer. 1136 00:53:32,667 --> 00:53:35,292 sacrilege? Shock? 1137 00:53:35,459 --> 00:53:36,542 Amazing ? 1138 00:53:36,917 --> 00:53:38,459 - Girls, come see. 1139 00:53:39,042 --> 00:53:40,084 Girls ! 1140 00:53:40,251 --> 00:53:41,751 -The proof in pictures. 1141 00:53:43,001 --> 00:53:45,667 *-GIVE US OUR SHOES BACK! 1142 00:53:47,376 --> 00:53:48,626 -Did we drink that much? 1143 00:53:48,792 --> 00:53:50,917 - But what worries authorities the most, 1144 00:53:51,084 --> 00:53:53,751 is the disappearance of the raï singer, 1145 00:53:53,917 --> 00:53:55,334 Cheb Aziz, known as the Reptile. 1146 00:53:56,376 --> 00:53:59,292 He was last seen at the night club, 1147 00:53:59,459 --> 00:54:00,834 the Marmara. 1148 00:54:05,501 --> 00:54:06,959 -What is this ? 1149 00:54:08,917 --> 00:54:10,837 What are you doing ? - We have to get rid of the body. 1150 00:54:10,876 --> 00:54:12,334 I don't want to end up in jail. 1151 00:54:12,501 --> 00:54:14,501 My son needs me. His father is too dumb. 1152 00:54:16,042 --> 00:54:17,126 - Is this a joke? 1153 00:54:23,042 --> 00:54:25,626 -It's not what you think. I can explain everything. 1154 00:54:25,792 --> 00:54:28,251 I was doing an internship. I don't want to end up in skewered meat. 1155 00:54:32,084 --> 00:54:34,334 - Oh... What did you do? - I dunno. 1156 00:54:34,501 --> 00:54:35,959 It was a reflex. 1157 00:54:36,501 --> 00:54:37,542 -Oh yeah ? Great. 1158 00:54:37,709 --> 00:54:39,417 And now, what do we do? 1159 00:54:41,126 --> 00:54:42,126 -That's it. 1160 00:54:43,292 --> 00:54:44,417 We hide it in there. 1161 00:54:44,584 --> 00:54:45,751 - Not in a suitcase! 1162 00:54:45,917 --> 00:54:46,917 Oh ! 1163 00:54:51,751 --> 00:54:53,751 "Not in a suitcase", 1164 00:54:53,917 --> 00:54:57,959 the new novel by Sam Sonite, 1165 00:54:58,126 --> 00:55:00,459 to be published by Roulettes. 1166 00:55:00,626 --> 00:55:03,001 Beep A novel retracing 1167 00:55:03,167 --> 00:55:04,417 luggage hiding places... 1168 00:55:04,584 --> 00:55:05,626 -It's Greg. 1169 00:55:08,001 --> 00:55:08,834 He is coming. 1170 00:55:09,001 --> 00:55:11,084 -Oh no ! No, there's no way. 1171 00:55:11,251 --> 00:55:12,542 He knows my man. 1172 00:55:12,709 --> 00:55:15,251 - Yeah, you're cute. And what do I tell him? 1173 00:55:15,626 --> 00:55:18,751 - It will never work. Lying is not her thing. 1174 00:55:20,584 --> 00:55:21,917 It's her. 1175 00:55:22,209 --> 00:55:23,709 Why is she calling me on video? 1176 00:55:23,876 --> 00:55:25,709 - You're supposed to be in the taxi. 1177 00:55:31,126 --> 00:55:32,167 (-We throw.) 1178 00:55:32,626 --> 00:55:33,626 Hello ! 1179 00:55:34,251 --> 00:55:36,917 *-Sorry, I just got caught 1180 00:55:37,084 --> 00:55:38,167 *a bit of networking. 1181 00:55:38,334 --> 00:55:41,251 During the quad outing, we were taken in a sandstorm. 1182 00:55:41,417 --> 00:55:42,584 I'm sorry, really. 1183 00:55:42,751 --> 00:55:45,292 *-That's stupid. I have my flight in the afternoon. 1184 00:55:45,459 --> 00:55:46,626 *See you at home. 1185 00:55:46,792 --> 00:55:48,042 *-Yes, that's it! 1186 00:55:48,209 --> 00:55:51,292 -That's a shame. I was five minutes from the Marmara. 1187 00:55:51,459 --> 00:55:52,667 I can see it from here, even. 1188 00:55:52,834 --> 00:55:53,834 *-I'll call you back. 1189 00:55:53,917 --> 00:55:54,917 *I'm getting it wrong. 1190 00:55:54,959 --> 00:55:56,251 -Yes I can imagine. *-Kiss, honey. 1191 00:55:56,417 --> 00:55:58,376 -Big kiss. Be carefull. 1192 00:56:00,292 --> 00:56:02,501 -Stop! He hung up. 1193 00:56:02,667 --> 00:56:04,126 gasping breath 1194 00:56:04,292 --> 00:56:06,459 -I can not believe that she lied to me. 1195 00:56:07,584 --> 00:56:08,626 -Hmm... 1196 00:56:12,376 --> 00:56:14,334 - Take this ! Don't forget that. - THANKS. 1197 00:56:14,792 --> 00:56:15,834 Oh... 1198 00:56:16,001 --> 00:56:18,626 What happened in Marrakech stay in Marrakesh. 1199 00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:20,459 - Of course. - Obviously. 1200 00:56:20,626 --> 00:56:22,126 (-Kiss. Get home well.) 1201 00:56:50,959 --> 00:56:51,709 -I first go 1202 00:56:51,876 --> 00:56:53,584 to the toilet and I'll send you the edit. 1203 00:56:53,751 --> 00:56:55,834 *-Now! You'll go to the bathroom afterwards. 1204 00:56:56,001 --> 00:56:57,792 - You're funny. Good, okay. 1205 00:57:14,292 --> 00:57:15,334 Someone there ? 1206 00:57:18,084 --> 00:57:19,751 I warn you, I am armed. 1207 00:57:27,167 --> 00:57:29,292 Eh ? What is that ? 1208 00:57:30,626 --> 00:57:31,626 Hmm? 1209 00:57:35,084 --> 00:57:36,292 Oh no... Oh no! 1210 00:57:42,876 --> 00:57:44,459 What is this mess ? 1211 00:58:32,792 --> 00:58:34,084 -This is the big day. 1212 00:58:34,501 --> 00:58:35,542 Are you stressing out? 1213 00:58:37,084 --> 00:58:38,209 - A little is normal. 1214 00:58:39,751 --> 00:58:42,042 I am going now, see you at the ceremony? 1215 00:58:42,209 --> 00:58:43,209 -OK. 1216 00:58:48,167 --> 00:58:49,251 And thank you. 1217 00:58:50,001 --> 00:58:53,084 - I haven't said yes yet. - Thanks for changing. 1218 00:58:53,251 --> 00:58:55,001 For earning my trust. 1219 00:58:56,334 --> 00:59:00,834 ... 1220 00:59:01,001 --> 00:59:02,667 -Have I ever told you that I love you? 1221 00:59:03,126 --> 00:59:04,126 -No. 1222 00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:06,792 -I love you. 1223 00:59:36,126 --> 00:59:38,834 Do you remember the plan? We welcome everyone. 1224 00:59:39,001 --> 00:59:41,376 We walk past the altar. And then you answer... 1225 00:59:41,542 --> 00:59:43,334 -"No. My ex came back into my life. 1226 00:59:43,501 --> 00:59:45,667 "and I'm still in love with him." 1227 00:59:45,834 --> 00:59:46,834 -Perfect. 1228 00:59:46,876 --> 00:59:50,167 I'm depressed, everyone leaves and I join my real marriage. 1229 00:59:51,292 --> 00:59:53,001 - We have to go. The guests arrive. 1230 00:59:53,167 --> 00:59:55,459 - No news from Augustin? - No, it's weird. 1231 00:59:57,459 --> 00:59:59,001 -Hey ! Hi. 1232 00:59:59,167 --> 01:00:01,334 - How beautiful ! - How are you mom ? 1233 01:00:02,334 --> 01:00:03,334 -Ah! 1234 01:00:03,417 --> 01:00:05,751 - How are you, Dad? - We're proud of our son. 1235 01:00:05,917 --> 01:00:06,917 -You're beautiful! 1236 01:00:07,042 --> 01:00:08,417 Dwarves, calm down! 1237 01:00:08,584 --> 01:00:09,751 -Get away ! 1238 01:00:09,917 --> 01:00:11,667 -Marius! But what a brute... 1239 01:00:11,834 --> 01:00:13,959 -The first one that goes up, I smash it. 1240 01:00:14,126 --> 01:00:15,292 - What is this drone for? 1241 01:00:15,751 --> 01:00:18,417 -Ah! It's Jean-Pierre my director friend. 1242 01:00:18,584 --> 01:00:20,542 He is the director in "It slides 1243 01:00:20,709 --> 01:00:23,751 "in Wonderland". He is very good. 1244 01:00:23,917 --> 01:00:25,084 Jean Pierre ! 1245 01:00:25,792 --> 01:00:27,876 - Hey, uncles! 1246 01:00:28,042 --> 01:00:29,459 Drinks weren't necessary. 1247 01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:31,542 - Don't worry! That's for the game. 1248 01:00:33,376 --> 01:00:36,792 -PARIS ! PARIS ! PARIS ! PARIS ! 1249 01:00:38,209 --> 01:00:40,001 -Still no news of Augustine. 1250 01:00:40,167 --> 01:00:41,792 (-No time, have to go.) 1251 01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:01,209 -It is therefore for all these good reasons 1252 01:01:01,376 --> 01:01:02,584 that i'm happy 1253 01:01:03,126 --> 01:01:05,751 to celebrate the wedding of my friend Greg 1254 01:01:06,334 --> 01:01:09,126 and Flo, who fills him with happiness. 1255 01:01:09,292 --> 01:01:10,334 (-Come on !) 1256 01:01:10,501 --> 01:01:13,917 -Yes. Let's go to the moment that we are all waiting for. 1257 01:01:14,084 --> 01:01:15,417 Gregory Robert Van Huffel, 1258 01:01:16,667 --> 01:01:18,417 do you want to take as your wife 1259 01:01:18,584 --> 01:01:20,167 Florence-Paulette Martin? - Yes. 1260 01:01:21,584 --> 01:01:23,042 -Florence Paulette Martin, 1261 01:01:23,376 --> 01:01:25,959 do you want to take Gregory Robert Van Huffel 1262 01:01:26,126 --> 01:01:27,501 here present, for husband? 1263 01:01:44,709 --> 01:01:45,792 Florence? 1264 01:01:47,167 --> 01:01:48,167 (-Yes !) 1265 01:01:50,417 --> 01:01:51,417 -Pardon ? 1266 01:01:52,042 --> 01:01:53,042 -You're sure ? 1267 01:01:53,417 --> 01:01:54,459 -Yes ! Yes ! 1268 01:01:54,626 --> 01:01:55,626 Yes ! Laughter 1269 01:01:56,751 --> 01:01:57,751 -Ah good ? 1270 01:01:57,876 --> 01:01:59,001 ... 1271 01:01:59,626 --> 01:02:01,709 In this case, I pronounce you husband and wife. 1272 01:02:01,876 --> 01:02:03,917 - Yes ! - For better or for worse. 1273 01:02:06,167 --> 01:02:07,501 -What a joy ! 1274 01:02:07,667 --> 01:02:08,709 ... ... 1275 01:02:08,876 --> 01:02:11,042 -Come on ! Long live the newlyweds! 1276 01:02:11,209 --> 01:02:13,417 -It's going to be a wonderful wedding. 1277 01:02:13,959 --> 01:02:15,751 You have found an extraordinary husband, 1278 01:02:15,917 --> 01:02:18,126 who loves you, who respects you. 1279 01:02:18,292 --> 01:02:21,126 He became a straight person, honest. 1280 01:02:22,251 --> 01:02:24,126 Enjoy this day. 1281 01:02:24,292 --> 01:02:26,042 It will be memorable. 1282 01:02:26,209 --> 01:02:28,584 "Gimme some lovin'" (Spencer Davis Group) 1283 01:02:37,042 --> 01:02:38,334 -Flo's ring. 1284 01:02:39,251 --> 01:02:41,834 - We follow the plan. Now we're going to your real wedding. 1285 01:02:42,001 --> 01:02:43,584 -And what do I do without the ring? 1286 01:02:43,751 --> 01:02:45,709 And Augustine? - I don't know. 1287 01:02:45,876 --> 01:02:46,876 -Hey, guys! 1288 01:02:47,001 --> 01:02:50,334 ... ... 1289 01:02:50,501 --> 01:02:52,042 Thanks for coming. 1290 01:03:05,584 --> 01:03:06,792 - Hey, my tuk-tuk! 1291 01:03:06,959 --> 01:03:09,834 - Oh, Mark! Look ! 1292 01:03:10,001 --> 01:03:11,709 The gadjo who banged your wife. 1293 01:03:11,876 --> 01:03:15,376 Just go. - Damn, I'm going to smash him! 1294 01:03:56,251 --> 01:03:57,334 -Oh... Wow! 1295 01:03:59,001 --> 01:04:01,376 They say that the whoever cries first loses ? 1296 01:04:01,542 --> 01:04:04,542 -With 2 and a half hours of makeup on the face, it won't be me. 1297 01:04:04,709 --> 01:04:05,959 Otherwise, I'll screw you. 1298 01:04:06,126 --> 01:04:07,709 ... 1299 01:04:08,251 --> 01:04:10,792 - Admit that we did not miss our daughter. 1300 01:04:11,709 --> 01:04:13,501 -I hope she takes after her father 1301 01:04:13,667 --> 01:04:16,417 the ability to take on the difficulties. 1302 01:04:16,834 --> 01:04:19,626 -And his mother, to find an exceptional husband. 1303 01:04:21,542 --> 01:04:23,459 You may not have been the first 1304 01:04:23,626 --> 01:04:25,167 but you will be the last. 1305 01:04:31,251 --> 01:04:32,459 -Welcome everyone. 1306 01:04:32,917 --> 01:04:35,167 I'm very proud 1307 01:04:35,334 --> 01:04:39,001 to marry today Florence and Gregory. 1308 01:04:39,292 --> 01:04:43,042 For those who don't know me, I am a friend of the family. 1309 01:04:43,209 --> 01:04:45,167 People call me Maurice. 1310 01:04:45,334 --> 01:04:48,209 But girls, you can call me tonight. 1311 01:04:51,042 --> 01:04:52,376 It's a lot of emotion for me 1312 01:04:52,834 --> 01:04:54,667 to witness your marriage, Florence. 1313 01:04:54,834 --> 01:04:55,876 Besides, 1314 01:04:56,042 --> 01:04:57,626 you remind me of your mother. 1315 01:04:59,667 --> 01:05:01,792 With her long legs, 1316 01:05:01,959 --> 01:05:02,959 fine and firm. 1317 01:05:04,209 --> 01:05:07,501 Her corset which showed off her breasts. 1318 01:05:19,501 --> 01:05:21,251 -Ha! 1319 01:05:22,167 --> 01:05:23,459 -Jean-Pierre, delighted. 1320 01:05:24,084 --> 01:05:25,167 -It's not okay! 1321 01:05:26,042 --> 01:05:28,251 All the same ! - Bipolar, the girl! 1322 01:05:28,417 --> 01:05:31,084 She touches my ass and attacks me. Need to know. 1323 01:05:48,917 --> 01:05:51,001 -Who is the Boss ? It's me ! 1324 01:05:51,376 --> 01:05:52,459 -Yes! 1325 01:05:52,626 --> 01:05:54,209 music of suspense 1326 01:05:54,376 --> 01:05:56,001 ... 1327 01:05:56,542 --> 01:05:59,876 -To tell you the truth, I'm glad Greg is getting married. 1328 01:06:00,042 --> 01:06:03,542 Yes, there is less competition for singles like me. 1329 01:06:03,709 --> 01:06:04,751 Besides, 1330 01:06:04,917 --> 01:06:06,709 are there singles 1331 01:06:06,876 --> 01:06:08,084 in the assembly? 1332 01:06:12,459 --> 01:06:14,084 So I was saying... 1333 01:06:22,001 --> 01:06:23,292 -Be a role model 1334 01:06:23,792 --> 01:06:26,167 of happiness and fidelity, 1335 01:06:26,667 --> 01:06:27,876 as is your mother. 1336 01:06:28,501 --> 01:06:29,542 And... 1337 01:06:31,626 --> 01:06:32,626 It's already good. 1338 01:06:32,751 --> 01:06:34,251 Anyway, Gregory 1339 01:06:34,417 --> 01:06:37,042 Robert VanHuffel, do you agree to take 1340 01:06:37,209 --> 01:06:39,876 for wife Miss Florence 1341 01:06:40,042 --> 01:06:42,542 Paulette Martin, here present? 1342 01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:45,501 -Yes. 1343 01:06:46,876 --> 01:06:49,084 -Florence Paulette Martin, 1344 01:06:49,542 --> 01:06:51,251 do you agree to take as your husband 1345 01:06:51,917 --> 01:06:55,001 Gregory Robert Van Huffel, here ? 1346 01:06:55,542 --> 01:06:56,584 -Hmm... 1347 01:06:58,251 --> 01:06:59,251 Yes. 1348 01:07:00,209 --> 01:07:01,251 -The Rings. 1349 01:07:09,126 --> 01:07:11,084 Blast Shout 1350 01:07:15,376 --> 01:07:17,542 - Are you okay? - Yes yes. How are you. 1351 01:07:17,709 --> 01:07:19,834 -Don't worry. The fall was cushioned. 1352 01:07:20,001 --> 01:07:21,709 Yes he's fine. I hear it. 1353 01:07:21,876 --> 01:07:23,334 - But... - Come on, carry on. 1354 01:07:23,501 --> 01:07:26,417 I take him to his family. Come on, my little one. Come. 1355 01:07:27,459 --> 01:07:28,459 -You alright? 1356 01:07:28,501 --> 01:07:30,209 Everything's good. I'm all good. 1357 01:07:30,834 --> 01:07:33,417 -Marius is doing very well. Don't worry. 1358 01:07:33,584 --> 01:07:35,501 We laughed a lot. It was one hell of a stunt. 1359 01:07:35,667 --> 01:07:38,459 More fear than harm. We go back to the party. 1360 01:07:41,209 --> 01:07:42,209 -Eventually, 1361 01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:43,834 I want to be like Greg. 1362 01:07:44,292 --> 01:07:46,334 - That's to say ? - Polygamist. 1363 01:07:46,834 --> 01:07:48,709 -Poly... No, he's not polygamous. 1364 01:07:48,876 --> 01:07:51,792 He left to offer champagne to the neighbors. 1365 01:07:51,959 --> 01:07:54,792 -Of course ! If you pay me a week in Vegas, I would say nothing. 1366 01:07:55,709 --> 01:07:57,084 Scout's word. 1367 01:08:15,709 --> 01:08:16,709 (-Oh shit !) 1368 01:08:16,834 --> 01:08:21,126 ... 1369 01:08:21,292 --> 01:08:24,626 *-Here we are! It's the Paris-Marseille clash... 1370 01:08:25,292 --> 01:08:27,959 - Me, I say to you: "We are bad." - BUT NO ! 1371 01:08:28,126 --> 01:08:29,376 -Open your eyes. 1372 01:08:35,167 --> 01:08:36,792 - But where were you? - Let's not talk about it. 1373 01:08:36,959 --> 01:08:39,334 Thierry comes to sabotage the wedding. He was a victim of Alibi. 1374 01:08:39,501 --> 01:08:40,626 He wants revenge. - What ? 1375 01:08:41,376 --> 01:08:44,584 - I saw him on CCTV. 1376 01:08:44,917 --> 01:08:46,292 It's Thierry. 1377 01:08:46,459 --> 01:08:48,292 I hacked his computer and I discovered 1378 01:08:48,459 --> 01:08:50,167 that his wife had been helped to cheat on him. 1379 01:08:53,209 --> 01:08:56,001 He is going to make a speech at the wedding to throw it all away. 1380 01:08:56,709 --> 01:08:58,417 -The time of revenge has come. 1381 01:08:58,917 --> 01:09:01,542 - We need to tell Greg. - What is that ? 1382 01:09:01,709 --> 01:09:03,209 *-... their new hero, 1383 01:09:03,376 --> 01:09:05,709 *who crushed the leg of the Parisian star. 1384 01:09:06,542 --> 01:09:08,376 - But it's him! 1385 01:09:08,542 --> 01:09:09,667 - Hey, man! 1386 01:09:09,834 --> 01:09:11,042 Come here ! 1387 01:09:11,209 --> 01:09:12,417 We need to talk to you. 1388 01:09:12,584 --> 01:09:13,709 -Help ! 1389 01:09:21,542 --> 01:09:22,959 -Who are you? 1390 01:09:28,334 --> 01:09:29,959 This is my place, dude. 1391 01:09:34,959 --> 01:09:36,626 (What is this mess ?) 1392 01:09:36,792 --> 01:09:38,751 -He's there. His tuk-tuk is parked out front. 1393 01:09:38,917 --> 01:09:40,167 -You saw it ? 1394 01:09:40,334 --> 01:09:42,126 -The gadjo, I am going to crumple his dead. 1395 01:09:42,292 --> 01:09:43,417 -Oh no... 1396 01:09:44,751 --> 01:09:46,667 -*La Celle-Saint-Cloud police station. 1397 01:09:46,834 --> 01:09:49,751 -I'm calling you because I have a very big problem. 1398 01:09:50,126 --> 01:09:52,584 *-Squatters in a pavilion. Are you going? 1399 01:09:53,292 --> 01:09:54,501 - OK, I take it. 1400 01:09:59,876 --> 01:10:01,626 -Madam, you haven't seen a gadjo 1401 01:10:01,792 --> 01:10:03,584 with toilets stuck to your ass? 1402 01:10:04,542 --> 01:10:06,751 ... 1403 01:10:06,917 --> 01:10:09,084 (-Medi! Medi!) 1404 01:10:09,251 --> 01:10:10,459 (Hide in the teddy bear.) 1405 01:10:10,626 --> 01:10:13,542 ... 1406 01:10:13,709 --> 01:10:14,917 -I can borrow... 1407 01:10:15,084 --> 01:10:22,042 ... 1408 01:10:22,209 --> 01:10:23,417 Come on, kids! 1409 01:10:23,584 --> 01:10:25,667 (-Medi, you put the suit on backwards.) 1410 01:10:29,292 --> 01:10:31,167 -Come on, kids! We continue. 1411 01:10:31,334 --> 01:10:33,251 - He's sick! - Something has to be done. 1412 01:10:33,417 --> 01:10:34,417 -Hey ! Oh! 1413 01:10:34,584 --> 01:10:36,959 You are sick ? What's wrong or what? 1414 01:10:37,126 --> 01:10:38,167 -What ? Eh ? 1415 01:10:38,334 --> 01:10:39,584 - Pervert, go! 1416 01:10:39,751 --> 01:10:40,751 Lets' go. 1417 01:10:58,501 --> 01:10:59,501 *Clicks 1418 01:10:59,667 --> 01:11:00,667 *-One, two! 1419 01:11:01,084 --> 01:11:02,667 *Larsen *Can you hear me? 1420 01:11:03,167 --> 01:11:04,167 *Uh... 1421 01:11:04,709 --> 01:11:08,167 *I would like, if you don't mind, get the ball rolling. 1422 01:11:08,501 --> 01:11:11,042 *-Excuse me, I haven't finished mine. 1423 01:11:11,667 --> 01:11:13,292 *-Ah sorry, Dominique. 1424 01:11:13,459 --> 01:11:14,834 *-It's okay. I am almost done. 1425 01:11:16,084 --> 01:11:18,751 *I still remember you baby, 1426 01:11:18,917 --> 01:11:20,417 *in the maternity ward, and I don't realize... 1427 01:11:21,751 --> 01:11:23,751 *...that this tiny being I was holding 1428 01:11:23,917 --> 01:11:24,917 *in my arms... 1429 01:11:27,001 --> 01:11:28,501 (-Yes yes !) 1430 01:11:42,542 --> 01:11:43,876 *-My turn to speak. 1431 01:11:44,042 --> 01:11:46,042 *For me, it will be a surprise 1432 01:11:46,209 --> 01:11:47,751 *rather than a speech. 1433 01:11:47,917 --> 01:11:50,876 *I'm asking for your thunderous applause 1434 01:11:51,042 --> 01:11:53,001 *for the great Patrick Fiori. 1435 01:11:53,167 --> 01:11:54,292 -But no... 1436 01:11:57,251 --> 01:11:58,376 *-Thank you! 1437 01:11:58,542 --> 01:12:00,751 *Thank you very much. I'm happy... 1438 01:12:11,042 --> 01:12:12,334 -Ha! Shit... 1439 01:12:15,417 --> 01:12:16,501 (-Oh fuck !) 1440 01:12:18,209 --> 01:12:19,209 -Look, he's here. 1441 01:12:19,501 --> 01:12:20,501 -Hey you ! 1442 01:12:22,792 --> 01:12:24,084 -Hey, that's not okay! 1443 01:12:25,417 --> 01:12:26,459 You'll see. 1444 01:12:27,209 --> 01:12:28,251 ... - Ouch! 1445 01:12:28,417 --> 01:12:29,459 - Are you not well? 1446 01:12:30,334 --> 01:12:31,376 - Shana, are you there? 1447 01:12:31,542 --> 01:12:33,167 - You saw what he did to me, this jerk? 1448 01:12:33,334 --> 01:12:35,626 -Are you calling my father a jerk, jerk? 1449 01:12:35,792 --> 01:12:38,417 -You are not insulting my daughter-in-law. You will have problems. 1450 01:12:38,584 --> 01:12:40,084 - Are you threatening my daughter? 1451 01:12:40,251 --> 01:12:41,459 - What do you want? 1452 01:12:41,626 --> 01:12:43,209 - Shut up, blonde. 1453 01:12:43,376 --> 01:12:45,459 ... 1454 01:12:45,626 --> 01:12:46,709 -Oh no ! Non. 1455 01:12:46,876 --> 01:12:47,876 -Eh ? 1456 01:12:50,917 --> 01:12:54,167 "Higher and higher" (Jackie Wilson) 1457 01:13:19,376 --> 01:13:21,209 -Let go of me ! Let go of me ! 1458 01:13:22,209 --> 01:13:23,584 -Bastard ! 1459 01:13:50,042 --> 01:13:51,584 -Now that's enough ! 1460 01:13:52,126 --> 01:13:53,292 Gunshot 1461 01:13:55,792 --> 01:13:56,792 -The Dove ! 1462 01:13:56,959 --> 01:13:59,584 - No, don't look, darling. Do not look. 1463 01:13:59,751 --> 01:14:00,917 -That's nice thanks. 1464 01:14:07,126 --> 01:14:08,376 I'm ok thanks. 1465 01:14:08,542 --> 01:14:11,501 - No, cry. Grief is normal. - THANKS. 1466 01:14:11,667 --> 01:14:18,584 ... 1467 01:14:18,751 --> 01:14:20,126 I tell you it's okay. 1468 01:14:20,292 --> 01:14:21,292 -Ah good ? 1469 01:14:22,001 --> 01:14:23,209 (-Ah, there you are) 1470 01:14:24,042 --> 01:14:25,709 (-what the hell took you so long?) 1471 01:14:25,876 --> 01:14:27,751 (-It was complicated. Greg, this is crap.) 1472 01:14:27,917 --> 01:14:29,167 (-I had noticed, thank you.) 1473 01:14:29,334 --> 01:14:31,167 (-Thierry was a victim of Alibi.) 1474 01:14:31,334 --> 01:14:33,292 (He's here for revenge.) (-What ?) 1475 01:14:33,459 --> 01:14:34,584 *-He wants to throw everything away 1476 01:14:34,751 --> 01:14:36,876 *in a video. That it's your fake father, 1477 01:14:37,042 --> 01:14:38,459 *Dominique, your fake mother, 1478 01:14:38,626 --> 01:14:40,917 *that you don't invite your parents and that you hired 1479 01:14:41,084 --> 01:14:43,542 *crazy for a fake marriage with your parents. 1480 01:14:43,709 --> 01:14:45,084 *Don't worry, I made it 1481 01:14:45,251 --> 01:14:46,459 *neutralize it. 1482 01:14:47,584 --> 01:14:49,959 *What's up? Why is there more noise? 1483 01:14:50,709 --> 01:14:51,959 *-I don't know. 1484 01:15:03,417 --> 01:15:04,167 -But... 1485 01:15:04,334 --> 01:15:06,751 What is this story, my dear ? 1486 01:15:08,126 --> 01:15:11,584 -My dear ? You are cheating on me with this cougar with fake breasts? 1487 01:15:11,751 --> 01:15:13,334 -THIS ARE NOT FAKES. 1488 01:15:13,917 --> 01:15:15,334 - She's not my mistress. 1489 01:15:16,042 --> 01:15:17,251 It is my mother. 1490 01:15:18,626 --> 01:15:19,459 -Oh? 1491 01:15:19,626 --> 01:15:21,126 Apollo is your mother? 1492 01:15:21,292 --> 01:15:23,042 Pleased, I'm the father of the bride. 1493 01:15:25,834 --> 01:15:27,084 -And I present to you my father. 1494 01:15:28,959 --> 01:15:30,084 - Ah yes, it changes... 1495 01:15:32,542 --> 01:15:33,584 -Hold on. 1496 01:15:34,584 --> 01:15:38,126 You organized all this staging because... 1497 01:15:39,876 --> 01:15:41,167 were you ashamed of us? 1498 01:15:47,334 --> 01:15:51,209 I understand it's not easy to take on a lousy crook like me. 1499 01:15:52,501 --> 01:15:53,626 But you know, 1500 01:15:55,167 --> 01:15:57,709 there is one thing on which I never cheated. 1501 01:15:59,001 --> 01:16:01,001 This is the love I have for my son. 1502 01:16:02,459 --> 01:16:03,626 For our son. 1503 01:16:03,792 --> 01:16:14,334 ... 1504 01:16:14,501 --> 01:16:15,751 -Well... 1505 01:16:16,459 --> 01:16:18,667 We will let you... 1506 01:16:20,084 --> 01:16:21,917 enjoy with each other. 1507 01:16:22,084 --> 01:16:45,542 ... 1508 01:16:45,709 --> 01:16:47,667 -Cheer ! It was you who won. 1509 01:16:47,959 --> 01:16:49,042 I'm crying. 1510 01:16:49,209 --> 01:16:57,542 ... 1511 01:16:57,709 --> 01:16:59,126 - At the price it cost... 1512 01:16:59,292 --> 01:17:12,751 ... 1513 01:17:14,917 --> 01:17:16,751 - The divorce papers are ready. 1514 01:17:16,917 --> 01:17:18,292 You just have to sign. 1515 01:17:21,209 --> 01:17:24,542 - Marriage is not waiting for the storm to pass. 1516 01:17:24,709 --> 01:17:26,626 It's learning to dance in the rain. 1517 01:17:27,376 --> 01:17:28,792 - Did you find it on the Internet? 1518 01:17:30,292 --> 01:17:31,292 -Yes. 1519 01:17:33,042 --> 01:17:35,084 -You know what hurt me the most? 1520 01:17:35,501 --> 01:17:37,084 It's not that you lied to me, 1521 01:17:37,251 --> 01:17:40,417 it's that you thought I was incapable to understand your situation. 1522 01:17:40,584 --> 01:17:41,584 -I'm sorry. 1523 01:17:42,501 --> 01:17:45,084 My parents would never have gotten along with yours. 1524 01:17:45,251 --> 01:17:47,917 -Parents are willing to do a lot of efforts. 1525 01:17:56,001 --> 01:17:57,209 After all we've been through, 1526 01:17:57,376 --> 01:17:59,626 it's too stupid to ruin everything like that. Eh ? 1527 01:18:00,626 --> 01:18:02,001 It's also my fault. 1528 01:18:02,167 --> 01:18:04,292 I shouldn't have tried to change you. 1529 01:18:05,917 --> 01:18:08,834 Usually guys lie to their girl to deceive them. 1530 01:18:09,167 --> 01:18:11,376 You lied so as not to lose me. 1531 01:18:13,876 --> 01:18:15,084 -Thank you for understanding. 1532 01:18:15,251 --> 01:18:16,251 -Hmm. 1533 01:18:17,042 --> 01:18:18,209 And we are adults. 1534 01:18:18,376 --> 01:18:19,376 -Yes. 1535 01:18:20,667 --> 01:18:21,792 -We remain friends ? 1536 01:18:25,626 --> 01:18:27,209 - Yes. - OK ? 1537 01:18:27,376 --> 01:18:28,792 - Yes. - Top ! 1538 01:18:28,959 --> 01:18:31,209 - Top... - I'm running because I'm late. 1539 01:18:36,167 --> 01:18:37,167 Hi. 1540 01:18:58,751 --> 01:18:59,751 -Hi. 1541 01:19:00,876 --> 01:19:01,584 -Hi. 1542 01:19:01,751 --> 01:19:20,126 ... 1543 01:19:21,834 --> 01:19:23,542 ... 1544 01:19:23,709 --> 01:19:24,459 -Good morning. 1545 01:19:24,626 --> 01:19:25,959 ... 1546 01:19:26,126 --> 01:19:28,209 - Hi. - HI. 1547 01:19:28,376 --> 01:19:29,042 - Hugo. 1548 01:19:29,209 --> 01:19:30,209 Go ahead, come in. 1549 01:19:30,376 --> 01:19:31,959 -Flowers for your mother. 1550 01:19:32,126 --> 01:19:33,751 -A concrete sidewalk. 1551 01:19:33,917 --> 01:19:35,834 ... Laughter 1552 01:19:36,001 --> 01:19:40,917 ... ... 1553 01:19:41,084 --> 01:19:44,292 ... 1554 01:19:44,459 --> 01:19:46,292 ... He sings in playback. 1555 01:19:46,459 --> 01:19:49,251 ... ... 1556 01:19:49,417 --> 01:19:50,459 doorbell 1557 01:19:50,626 --> 01:19:52,709 *... He sings out of tune. 1558 01:19:52,876 --> 01:19:57,167 *... 1559 01:19:57,334 --> 01:19:58,876 doorbell 1560 01:19:59,042 --> 01:20:01,167 *... 1561 01:20:01,334 --> 01:20:02,917 - Good morning. - Good morning. THANKS. 1562 01:20:03,084 --> 01:20:04,667 - Good day. - Good day. 1563 01:20:04,834 --> 01:20:16,209 *... 1564 01:20:16,376 --> 01:20:19,102 ... 1565 01:20:19,126 --> 01:20:27,709 ... 1566 01:20:36,792 --> 01:20:39,876 Not approaching 1567 01:20:40,584 --> 01:20:41,834 -My dear. 1568 01:20:43,542 --> 01:20:44,542 -Mom ? 1569 01:20:45,334 --> 01:20:46,626 What are you doing here ? 1570 01:20:46,792 --> 01:20:48,001 -Well... 1571 01:20:48,376 --> 01:20:50,417 I know the groom. 1572 01:20:51,667 --> 01:20:52,667 -Ah good ? 1573 01:20:53,959 --> 01:20:55,001 -Come. 1574 01:21:18,792 --> 01:21:21,209 Your father also wanted to be there. 1575 01:21:23,251 --> 01:21:24,251 *-Hi, son. 1576 01:21:24,292 --> 01:21:25,459 *How are you? 1577 01:21:26,167 --> 01:21:27,959 *-Ah, weddings are beautiful. 1578 01:21:28,376 --> 01:21:29,834 *Are you married? 1579 01:21:45,667 --> 01:21:47,126 - Alibi revenge? 1580 01:21:47,292 --> 01:21:50,167 ... 1581 01:21:50,334 --> 01:21:51,501 Congratulation. 1582 01:21:53,334 --> 01:21:55,459 You're ready to join the company. 1583 01:21:56,042 --> 01:21:57,626 - Everyone has their flaws. 1584 01:21:57,917 --> 01:22:00,376 You are a liar. Me, I am resentful. 1585 01:22:00,542 --> 01:22:03,959 ... 1586 01:22:04,126 --> 01:22:07,209 According to my mother, we forgive at the height of our love. 1587 01:22:09,001 --> 01:22:10,917 Apparently I love you. 1588 01:22:11,084 --> 01:22:13,667 ... 1589 01:22:13,834 --> 01:22:14,876 (-Me too.) 1590 01:22:15,959 --> 01:22:17,834 -Even if we got off to a bad start, 1591 01:22:18,001 --> 01:22:20,459 I know the best is yet to come. Laugh 1592 01:22:20,876 --> 01:22:22,917 - Thank you, that means a lot to me. 1593 01:22:23,501 --> 01:22:24,792 I'm sure we're going to 1594 01:22:24,959 --> 01:22:26,209 become very good friends. 1595 01:22:28,292 --> 01:22:30,251 -We are a family now. 1596 01:22:30,417 --> 01:22:32,334 We will always be behind you. 1597 01:22:32,501 --> 01:22:34,667 Finally, behind... Finally... 1598 01:22:34,834 --> 01:22:36,334 Finally, together. - Yes. 1599 01:22:38,167 --> 01:22:41,209 - But that means... is this our wedding? 1600 01:22:42,917 --> 01:22:44,167 -Fortunately, you are beautiful. 1601 01:22:46,959 --> 01:22:48,084 (-Medi, we cancel everything.) 1602 01:22:48,501 --> 01:22:49,876 (*Medi, can you hear me?) 1603 01:22:50,292 --> 01:22:52,167 (*We have a big problem.) 1604 01:22:52,334 --> 01:22:53,584 (*Medi, can you hear me?) 1605 01:22:54,126 --> 01:22:55,376 -How are you ? 1606 01:22:57,834 --> 01:22:59,501 Why are you making that face ? 1607 01:22:59,876 --> 01:23:01,709 -Liar, it's not my only fault. 1608 01:23:03,501 --> 01:23:04,876 I'm also jealous. 1609 01:23:11,209 --> 01:23:12,209 Oh no... 1610 01:23:12,667 --> 01:23:14,001 *- Revenge! 1611 01:23:42,792 --> 01:23:43,917 Very, very jealous. 1612 01:23:44,084 --> 01:23:48,334 ... 1613 01:23:48,501 --> 01:23:52,001 -You will pay dearly. Do you know you're going to pay dearly for it? 1614 01:23:53,709 --> 01:23:54,834 My dress ! 110477

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