All language subtitles for Accumulator_1__1994_

So you're curious. You want
to know what happened to me.

That's why
you deserted your TV's

and came to see me.

You were well advised.

There is so much
we don't know.

Thousands of mysteries
all around us.

Be on your guard.

ACCUMULATOR 1

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Have you slept with her yet?

No.

Then I'll try my luck
this evening.

But I've been warming her up
for a month already!

All the better!

Director of Photography

Directed by

Come on, we'll miss it!

- But our things?
- She's been waiting all day!

The whole country
will be watching!

A doctor friend of mine

had to give the prostitutes
regular check-ups,

she said they were clean, looked
after themselves really well.

- We should get our things.
- You're on!

We 're conducting a survey.

What do you think
of houses of ill repute?

You mean... Parliament?

No, I mean brothels.

Oh shit!

- Are you recording this?
- Yes.

- As far as I'm concerned...
- Just say what you think.

But I don't know much
about it, I'm sorry.

- I didn't know what to say.
- You were great!

I wouldn't have expected any less.

They jump you on the street,
unexpected...

- We're off to bed.
- Before dinner?

You bring the things in,
we're too knackered.

- See you in the morning.
- Yeah, see you.

I was paralysed.

Too weak
to go down to get pissed

or up to the attic to hang myself.

That's when it all started.

I should get my strength up...
Take some vitamins...

But I can't.

If the head says no,
the feet won't move.

The feet are afraid of the head.

Only my involuntary muscles
are working.

The others have given up on me.

ONE WEEK LATER

Can you hear me?
What's the matter?

I've been unconscious
for three days.

Of course I don't know it
because I'm unconscious.

My body continues without me.

Pumping 10,000 litres of blood,

500,000,000 spermatozoa.

Each day. All to no avail.
Pointless without me.

Doctor!

I'm not a doctor.

Hey, Mikulik!

- How did you get here?
- You don't look too good.

- You didn't have to come.
- I won't let you give up!

I don't want it anymore...

the young man next to me...

the doctors are stumped,
give it to him instead.

How are you doing?
Do you want it all at once?

- Are you in pain?
- No.

Tired, eh?

Don't give up, you have to live.

You aren't a doctor.

- I am and I'm not.
- What are you doing in here?

I'm just going...

- I can't get the hang of it.
- You're doing all right!

Look, pull it out,
then stick it in...

Mr Mikulik!

- He isn't here! He left.
- Good morning!

Good morning...

You're a mystery, Mr Soukup.
So's Mr Mikulik.

Unconscious for four days
and no-one knows why.

We've done every
conceivable test.

- But we couldn't find anything.
- So no more treatment?

There's nothing to treat.
You're healthy.

- So I can go home?
- Of course. Good luck!

Right now?

There is one small problem.

We incinerated your clothes.

Sorry!

They wrote you off!

- They found nothing wrong.
- They break down your door...

- Lifesaving mafia!
- Do you have a spare light bulb?

- There's a buzzing sound.
- Does it work?

Yes, but it's buzzing.

- Means, it's about to give out.
- Exactly.

But they can take years.

It's like having flu of the mind.
Not just because of that girl.

I don't think about her.
Not all the time.

I don't care.

I'll end up unconscious again.

You asleep?

- No, just unconscious.
- Well, sit up and listen.

This is your medical report.
You're completely healthy.

This is Mikulik's report.

Apart from a prostate problem,
he's as right as rain.

Interesting... but they found
you both unconscious.

Mind if I help myself?

So here you are lying around
like a healthy corpse.

Fisarek.
But call me "doctor".

- You said you weren't a doctor.
- I'm not but it doesn't matter.

I heel too.

- Is that you?
- Only thing my parents left me.

You're a sensitive man.
You can tell a lot from a photo.

- That man spells trouble.
- And the girl?

To know what's going on

- I have to cure you.
- I don't want to.

So die then!

- So what's wrong with me?
- Total loss of energy.

Never had any energy.
I'm a lethargic bum, always been.

Every living thing has energy
or nothing would work.

I had some and now I haven't.

That's right, like Mikulik.

Keep going! Don't stop.
Worst thing you could do.

You're not tired,
you just think you are.

You want that bench
because it's full of energy.

It's rich wood.

Exposed to the sun,
the rain...

...potent young people,
the bench sucks it all in.

You're not exhausted.
You don't need to rest.

You see, it works!

Up you get!

I'm not going to kill myself
to get better!

Want to go riding?

- Not really.
- Aha, I understand.

- Is it allowed?
- Off course, sex is healthy.

- Do you have a girlfriend?
- I haven't had one for a while.

- What d'you do in the evenings?
- Watch television.

Problems in bed?

No, I'm used to watching in bed,
with a good pillow...

- I mean sex.
- I watch that, too.

- TV means more to you, eh?
- You can't compare it.

- Do I take my shorts off?
- Yes, it's private.

Tantric love-making techniques
recommend that a woman

approaching orgasm places
her tongue on her palate.

So that her partner can receive
her post-orgasmic saliva.

This enables the lovers' energy
to circulate.

Their bodies are joined
above and below.

The other way round
love juices blend with saliva.

This unique chemical bond
produces a surge of energy.

Of course it's not just sex.

The man's potency is doubled,
his energy increases.

Since we have a man with us
today, let's have go.

Help each other, girls.

So, what did they do to you?

The works.

I wouldn't mind trying it
but I'm not sure...

Marta would...

- Can you feel it's power?
- No.

You're not just handling bark.
The energy's there.

You've got to encourage it
to come to you.

- I think I feel something.
- Great.

Like a tingling in my left hand.

What about now?

- It's stopped.
- Let's try something else.

The artist's energy still reaches
us. Centuries later.

- Paintings are easier for me.
- Keep sucking! We paid for it!

See again wood. Powerful stuff.

- Don't touch the pictures!
- Sorry, madam.

See how she guards it?
It's her energy source too.

- She can also do it?
- No,

but she's been exposed for years.
Visitors only get what's left.

I'll try and get it out of her.

- Got to be a way...
- The hag's awashed with it.

But it's against the rules.

Like stealing the freshest energy
from children...

What would happened if I did?

A balcony might fall on you
or you might get run over.

Remember, any bad you do
comes back at you.

- That one's a she-elephant!
- But she's pretty.

Maybe but you need a gazelle.

- What about you, doctor?
- Me?

I'm an ark.

I could transmit energy to
the other side of that bridge.

That reinforced concrete's
a great medium.

I'm concentrating but
nothing's happening.

Try saying:
"You're mine, you must obey!"

You're mine, you must obey!

Great! But go easy
or you'll ruin the furniture.

Where's the toilet?

- You going to watch or what?
- I thought it was part of...

No, it isn't.

- The light bulb's gone.
- I'll give you another one.

It's OK, I know where I'm aiming.

That bulb's been buzzing,
trying to give up for ages.

So now it has.

Old wives' tales. Give it here.
I'll show you something.

Good trick.
You've a battery somewhere.

I'm the battery.

Plus... minus...

That's your homework.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Stop that nonsense
and get dressed.

- Am I next?
- No, you're young.

You'll regain your taste
for life, Mikulik couldn't.

I rang him every day,
told him to get out of the house.

- Was he lazy?
- Disappointed, lonely.

His wife and daughter moved out.
He couldn't handle it.

I failed him.

Can we go in?

He's only been dead
a few hours and there's nothing.

A dead person always has
an aura. No energy at all.

- What was the cause of death?
- His heart gave out. Old age.

His heart was O.K.
More like a total loss of energy.

Look at his hand. Like he was
pointing at something.

What if someone
sucked out his energy?

- He really is pointing.
- No, it just looks that way.

We had to remove it
when we got here.

Leave his hand!

I was just checking something.

My father's had enough
of your experiments.

You might leave him alone,
now he's dead!

Sorry, it was stupid of me.

I'd have you struck off
if you were a doctor.

That was quite something, eh?

- It's over now.
- Thank goodness.

- It's behind you.
- It was pretty unpleasant.

- The button is behind you.
- There you are!

His daughter. Dr. Mikulik.

- Single?
- No, divorced.

- A she-elephant?
- No, this one's a gazelle!

But she doesn't like us.

It's you she doesn't like.

Dawn is breaking...

the veil of mist
slowly rolls back.

The thistle is decked
with pearls of dawn.

The spider now gleams
in the morning sun.

The white cross on his back
gives him his name.

The sound of flies prompts him
to weave his web...

and the spider commences
his ingenious work.

The first filamentis spun...

Eight long legs do the task well.

Six...

Now, your windows face south...

So we've got a south-east
direction, bearing 110.

It's late, stop shouting.

Let's synchronise our watches.
It's exactly 22: 15.

What are you on about?

I've a way
of sending you energy.

Stay on the line
and I'll send a test burst.

Let's try it. Open the window.

- We've to take precautions.
- What for? What can happened?

Are you in position?

- What's going on?
- Someone sucked out Mikulik.

A normal corpse doesn't look
like that.

You'll be up
all night messing around.

Are you at the window?

Yes.

Open it.
I'll start the countdown.

Five, four,

three, two,

one, now!

Word and thought.

It's on the way. Got some tape?
Tape your hand to the receiver.

There's a little more coming
than I expected.

You're a sensitive man,
don't start going wild.

We have to remain in contact.

Report what you see,
what you feel.

- Perhaps it got lost.
- It's not a telegram!

- It's here. I can feel it!
- Can you see it?

No... Well...

I don't know, perhaps...

Concentrate.
Will yourself! Keep calm!

Well, Olda? What's happening?

- I've got it!
- Great.

- I've got it!
- Describe your feelings!

Olda!

It drags its prey to its lair...

- Can you hear me?
...and devours it.

What was that?

The TV.

THE END

Olda!

Turn it off!

Hang on!

I'm coming!

Olda?

Feel better?

It's very strange.

Do you have the diagram
of the television set?

- In the drawer somewhere.
- You sit down.

- How often do you watch TV?
- At home? All the time.

- How often are you at home?
- Almost all the time.

Here's the diagram.

- Ever appeared on TV?
- Once, a vox-pop.

- Understand it?
- Not really.

- Anyone?
- Never understood electricity.

We're stumped then.

You've two lifelines.

On one a child,
the other death.

Quiet!

I can't concentrate.

You have a choice to make.

- I don't get it.
- Who does? Where's the TV?

Forget about it.

Remember, it takes pain
to turn a boy into a man.

- Main fuse on!
- Lights on!

Plugging in!

- Check...
- Get ready.

Three, two, one, now!

Here we go.

We... we... teachers,
now we're paid more...

But... but... everything...

costs... mmmm... mmmore...

He can't get his words out!

As the breadwinner...

I must teach at two schools...

and also speak at funerals.

- What if he's connected?
- To the TV!

- When they filmed him.
- That's rubbish.

He was captured in that medium.

What would you suggest?

To teach, teach, teach...

- Just like Lenin said?
- No, it didn't come out right.

That's it for today,
see you next week.

NEWS

And now, the late news.

The situation in south-eastern
Europe is still unchanged...

Most of the foreign...

Power and reception
restored...

The news will be repeated
on channel one.

An adult film
will be shown at 1:40 am.

How do I get out?
Thank you.

Out of our way!

Hi, boys!

Watch out!

Out of the way!

- Girls!
- The ladies are here!

It's going to be some party!

Don't be a spoilsport.

Are you from around here?

- What did he say?
- Look at the Czech subtitles!

I've just been interviewed
and I want to go home.

Follow the spiders.

- Really want to leave?
- What do you mean?

You look at if you could do
with some excitement.

In here we've the sea,
girls, everything!

All you've seen
on TV at your feet!

May be you'll never
be in here again!

But I've school duties!

You're just an illusion.
No-one's missing you!

Before being on TV
I was a bellman.

Without these vox-pops,

ordinary people
couldn't get in here.

So I can be in both
places at once?

Let your "real self" teach.

- Live off him!
- What... what do you mean?

- Drain his energy!
- They turned us off.

We watched TV all night
and didn't see anything special.

- Let's see how it works for you.
- No.

Don't worry.
You're in safe hands.

- Nothing will happen.
- Theoretically.

You gentlemen should go now.

Thanks for coming
but please go now.

I've had enough.

We won't force you.
Don't leave it here.

Let the screen face the wall.

- Christ, did you do that?
- No, we're just passing through.

Does it hurt?

Hardly surprising,
you've got terrible decay.

- How did you find me?
- In the phone book.

You didn't come for treatment.

I didn't even know
you'd be a dentist.

Now you know!

Did your "clever" friend send you?

He's scared
I'll expose him.

Rinse out your mouth.

I came of my own accord,
he's not my friend.

- I'm through with him.
- You came to tell me that?

- I wanted to see you.
- So take a good look!

I want to talk but you keep
shoving things in my mouth.

That's what happens
at the dentist.

When you've finished,
will you have coffee with me?

- What do you think?
- Suppose not.

May I?

Thanks.

I'll do anything for a piece
of chocolate cake.

I can't cook.

- Not even an egg?
- Sure, but say dumplings?

- My husband...
- Ex-husband...

He threw some I'd made
at the wall and they stuck.

- Sorry, I'm spitting on you!
- That's OK.

- Any children?
- Sorry?

- Do you have any children?
- Children? No.

Want to see some magic?

Don't try so hard.
Let's just talk.

You'll like it.

- See my fingers?
- No.

- Say any number from one to five.
- Three.

That's so silly it's nice!

Compliments of that man
over there.

- Do you know him?
- Yeah.

Can I join you?

I thought, it must be you.

- Slezak.
- Mikulikova.

Well, well.

- Mind if I say something?
- Depends on what it is.

Olda and I have the same taste.

I saw you from behind
and said to myself...

don't be offended...
she's nothing special.

But from the front we really
have the same taste.

When are you going back to work?

- Don't know.
- I hope you're not still angry.

You've had your say, drunk your
fill, nice meeting you.

So I have.

Here's you my card should
you need anything.

You'll be the first one
I call when I go insane.

Likewise. I look forward to it.

- I don't have my car now.
- How come?

The garage's closed.

Third needs attention.
Don't use it that much.

Four's OK, though.

Will you find your way back?

I'm a surveyor. Don't worry.

- Keep your eyes on the road!
- Sorry.

Do you think
nature reflects your happiness?

The flowers, animals...

Are you happy?

Yes, I am.

At least someone is.

- What drew you to Fisarek?
- We're not mates.

He "energised" my Dad
and his furniture.

If you don't like him,
then I won't, either.

Can you believe it?
Cupboards, wardrobes...

Don't even try, life's
complicated enough as it is.

The world's as complicated
as you perceive it.

What you doing?
Already off?

I said I'd only drop you.

Stay for dinner -
I'll show you a waterfall.

There's much to keep one here.

Take it off, Snow White!

I don't understand.

- Done this before?
- Can't hear you!

Done this before?

You're knock-out, dentist!

Eyes, nipples, the works!

When we get out.

Dad was obsessed with hygiene.

He made me wash my hands
ten times a day.

- After a while I just pretended.
- Good you!

Know how he beat me?

With a newspaper so
he wouldn't have to touch me.

How did he show affection?
Through a newspaper, too?

No way. I never got as much
as a kiss from him.

It wasn't hygienic.

I ought to go.

OK, then.

Thanks for everything,
I'll pick you up tomorrow.

Hope your car starts -
can be a problem in the mountains.

This car always starts.

- Didn't I tell you.
- Think it's the cold?

Yes, but it helps to connect
the distributor lead.

Won't start if it's disconnected.

Like this, no way.

- Why did you do it?
- You know why.

But I want to hear it from you.

Because
I never choose the easy way out.

So, make it simple.

I'm in love with you.

- Pleased to meet you. Name's Anna.
- I know.

Every TV set drains my energy.
All of them.

Here!

- Where were we?
- Got a knife?

Don't worry about it.
First time can be tricky.

- It's not that at all.
- What is it, then?

Stay with me.
I can feel your energy.

- Like I'm a tree?
- Exactly. A linden.

- Marta!
- What?

If this doesn't persuade you,
...what will...

Mr Zima, Mr Soukup.

They've never met.

And they came to the same
conclusion. You tell her...

They all do it to you.

I'm sucked dry.

Gentlemen, at your age!

Pigs!

- We're on our own in this.
- I went to see the President.

- Only he can stop all broadcasting.
- What did he say?

- Couldn't get near him.
- We must hurry.

Your train is about to leave
and Olda has to hide.

- Where are you going?
- I'll hide out in the mountains.

Come with me, I'll teach you
how to live off the land.

- I'm not going anywhere.
- But I must.

- Good luck.
- And to you.

Write to me.

- It won't be easy for you.
- I know.

You could still make it.

No, I'm staying.

Something more important
than your health?

Yes.

I'm glad you came.

Thought you'd never.

You men always have to make
a joke of it!

- I lost a glove once.
- I'm always losing gloves.

But my gran knitted it,
so I just wore the one.

My right hand was always cold.

- Like with you.
- Like what?

- That I was missing something.
- And now?

Think I've found it.

But I'm not quite sure.

- Know what?
- What?

Let's get engaged or married,
it doesn't matter which.

Don't say that.

Wait a few minutes
and then let's talk.

- Why?
- You'll see.

For the opera.

Aren't we going together?

Better if we meet there.

This some kind of spy game?

If you can't go
or don't want to,

give someone else the ticket.

I'll be there whatever happens.

- Mummy!
- Hi!

I missed you but
I only cried under the blankets.

Me too, darling...
those will make you fat.

- Hi.
- This is Mr Soukup - my mother.

- Hello.
- Pleased to meet you.

- This is Anicka, my daughter.
- Hi.

- Hi. Want a sweet?
- No thanks.

Let's go.
It's a bit stuffy in here.

You said you didn't have
any children.

Yes, but I lied.

It's so beautiful!

And I haven't seen
another soul all day!

- Only nature.
- Everyone likes it here.

Welcome to the world before man.

What about the ozone layer?

Lavatory? Here you
can go anywhere.

In Australia they even use
these for their sheep.

Well I never...
Come see the sitting room.

It's good that people
still live like this.

You won't be bored here.
Look.

- They've got the teacher!
- Lift up your arm.

In the mountains.

I'm going to see him.
You stay here

and be sure
to have some wood ready...

- Don't lose it.
- Here's the number.

- Write it down: Poprad 092...
- Here's your sun cream.

Beautiful Meredith,
come and pray

for the ones whom
channel 2 never gave away.

You suck energy no longer,

wash and go to bed,

We'll sing you a song

when you're long dead.

Vasek, you'll disappear now

but you're fine.

Vaclav's body lies a-mouldering
in the grave

and his soul goes marching on...

Sleep well, our friend. Goodbye.

- What can I do for you?
- Remote controls.

- Which TV?
- All of them.

- Doesn't exist.
- Where's the fuse box?

At the back, in the stockroom.

There isn't one for all.

I'll buy those you have.

I can't test them
cause there's no power.

- Put them in a bag.
- OK.

- It's dark back there.
- Then take a torch.

- And move it.
- No, don't hurt yourself for me.

I'll just add this up.

Even the till doesn't work.
We'll do it another way.

480... 600...

- 500...
- 550...

- 480, 600...
- The fuses don't work...

- 500...
- The main fuse is in the hall.

Wait!

You'll catch cold like that.

- Shall I put on my jacket?
- Of course!

- What about some batteries?
- Yes, but hurry up.

That's 2x24, two-packs...
which is 48...

1... 2... 3... 4...

Let me have them all.

Son-of-a-bitch!

- He beats me.
- Hi.

- Going somewhere? Take me with
you! - I've just got back.

Then I'll stay with you.
See what he did to me.

- What?
- And here...

- I don't want to see it.
- I thought that you and I...

So did I
but Slezak was quicker.

But I didn't want him.

Do you forgive me?

- Can I tell you something?
- Whatever you want.

Go home, please.

So you want me to be
fat and ugly.

Well, Verdi,
you certainly know how to write.

Thanks, Giuseppe, my friend...

Sorry, I must have caught a chill
somewhere.

I'm not angry, I'm glad you came.

If you hadn't,
it would've been my own fault.

- Thank you.
- It's lovely.

I've also been holding
something back from you.

Should've told you ages ago.

It's not going to be easy.

- Do you still want to marry me?
- Yes.

Those who're going to marry
Shouldn't have any secrets.

I know but...

Shall we go to my place?

Mr Chaplin
to the make-up department.

I thought black people were
black all over.

Maybe, but I'm a mixture...
Mum and Dad...

All extras stay away
from the colourbars.

I can't read you
unless you turn round.

Thanks, but I'm not
feeling well.

Here, over here...

- Better luck next time.
- He is onto me.

- What happened?
- A police car.

- You all right?
- He must have been asleep.

I'm getting worried about you.
What's wrong?

I'm just allergic to the hay.

Do you need a real doctor?

How could I a natural healer
be allergic to nature.

Our union's having a party.

Will you come with me?

- Of course.
- Give Olda a kiss and off to bed.

- Can I watch a cartoon?
- Why not read a nice story?

- First a cartoon, then a story.
- No, only a story today.

"The Inflatable Witch

and the Princess
who was turned into a Turtle."

- You won't be scared?
- No.

Prince Jan and his turtle
went to see the Witch.

Look what's happened
to the Princess. Can you help?

Of course I can, young man.

But in return, you have
to breathe into me every day.

She turned round and there was
an air vent in her back.

The prince took a deep breath

and blew into her -
it took all his strength away.

Next morning he saw
the witch was 20 years younger.

The prince had to breathe
into her again

and this time he felt
even weaker.

Something told him
that with the third breath...

...he'd breathe his last.

- What's happened?
- Power cut, there's a storm.

- I don't have any candles.
- We can't save the princess.

- Wait...
- She'll remain as a turtle.

No she won't.
I know a magic trick.

You must have wires
up your sleeve.

You're my batteries.
Plus... minus...

On the third day,
the witch was a young woman.

She eagerly awaited her
third puff.

The prince said he needed
some fresh air first.

But he rode off to fetch his
brothers, Jakub and Frantisek.

Jakub blew first and the witch
said: "Now you're finished!"

Then Frantisek breathed into her
and she screamed:

"That's too much!" And
the prince gave a little blow

and the Witch burst.

Nothing remained but a few
scraps, like bits of balloon.

"Thank you" said the princess,
now in her own form.

She kissed the prince
and his brothers.

Nice fairytale but couldn't it
have waited until morning?

That's how I'm going to do it.
I'll accumulate as much energy

as I can and directed it
at the TV all at once.

You're crazy. We don't know
how it operates.

You might do more harm than good.

I don't care. It wants my energy.

I'll send it so much
that it'll burst.

- Wow you'll get it?
- So you think it'll work?

In theory. But where
will you get it from?

Trees won't do it.

You don't mean from people?
Remember what I said...

Hello? Are you there?

I don't like it.

I really don't like it.

You're under my power,
you must obey!

- You going to build something?
- Go away!

Or are you going demolish it?

Help!

Farewell to you, Olda.
You have to go.

From all the ballerinas, actors

and whores that you know.

Smile,
and don't spoil the funeral.

Promise the girls some fun...

Mikulik...

Still alive?

Who are you?

It's Olda, your friend.

That's good.

Now we'll be together for ever.

But I'm not dying,
I'm only out of energy.

So am I.

We were cut off,
I couldn't get hold of you.

Don't do anything without me.

I can't stop it now.
Pity you can't see it.

You can't move for the wood
I have in here.

I'm charging it,

so when I direct the power
it should do the trick.

Remember the walkway
across the bridge?

I'll put the TV there

and direct the entire
charge at it.

Olda...

Just before the energy
reaches the TV,

I'll use the remote control
to turn it on...

Timing has to be right
otherwise the TV'll zap me first.

It'll destroy TV root & branch!

- Where's the energy coming from?
- From people. I'm sad to say.

If you abuse people's energy

it'll come back at you.

I'll be in Prague at midnight.

- They're all dentists?
- Yes.

We won't stay long, will we?

In their ordinary lives
they're good people.

Grit your teeth and come inside.

I shouldn't park
on the corner...

- Shall I wait?
- No, I'll catch you up.

All right.

Doctor!

Hold it there!

My first flight.

Tell me where they
keep the parachutes.

Believe it or not,
there aren't any.

Come and meet my crazy friend.

- Let me introduce you.
- Dr Stach.

He'll do you
a great set of false teeth!

I'll be pushing up daisies
before you need them!

See how the whole world flies
over our little country.

You have to fly over us
to get from Tokyo to Bangkok.

- Must be quicker by boat.
- This only shows our airline.

Others fly from Tokyo,
like Japan Air...

- It's not shown here.
- That's a pity.

Anna...

They all like you here.

Think so?

But there's one who really
likes you.

Who could that be?

The one who leaves you now in
order to remain with you forever.

He's a strange one.

He takes off mysteriously.

At the opera, he spends most
of his time going to the toilet.

He collects wood
without explaining why.

Says he'll explain
but never does.

Tell him
not to mislead old divorcees.

That he should kiss the erogenous
zones around my ear.

And tell him
his car's being towed away.

Damn!

These people don't know
how to enjoy themselves.

But now it's going
to have some balls.

Let's have a good brawl!

I've got the hang of it now!

- She's pretty.
- My daughter.

My unhygienic little girl
grew up into a dentist.

So you're happy now.

She's just a headache.

Divorced with a child.
Who will want her?

Divorced but beautiful.

He's not feeling well.

- Where is she?
- What are you doing?

- Where's the bitch?
- I threw her out.

You can stick your aerial...

You can pee here.

- I don't care anymore.
- I want to go home.

Didn't your "real self" die?

I thought, like me, you didn't
have anyone on the outside.

- I want to go home.
- You're a good man.

Take the picture.

Open up!

- I've called the police.
- Get lost, granddad!

Word and thought.

Please clear the corridor
for program 5...

Clear the corridor
for the adult film!

Jitka! I'll demolish the place!

You're in my power,
you must obey!

Come here, where are you?
Who are you?

Any bad you do,
comes back at you.

I've a girl for us,

but she has a child.

Doesn't matter.

I thought you were dead.

He would've smashed your telly
if he'd found it.

Dramatic events are unfolding
at Ruzyne airport.

We asked the passengers
about it.

This was my first flight
and I hope...

I hope it was my last.

I believe that sheer will power

saved our plane...

I believe that...
Everything is...

...can we edit this out?

I can't appear on television
in this state.

Lost property office.

We've a glove here,
still looks quite new.

That's if you still want it,
of course.

- Who's that?
- Olda.

Why don't you say something?

He also kept us dangling.

We're here but we're
keeping you dangling.

- Good morning, Anicka.
- Good morning.

You know what happened to me
at school yesterday...

So there you have it. My story.
And you?

You in any pain?

Tired? Don't give up, we have to live.