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[clapping]
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Hey guys, so welcome back to my channel.
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It's Kyler.
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Um, for those of you who don't know, I have this weird little gimmick.
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It's more like a lesson.
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I put these little toys around in my neighborhood because people think it's so safe to unlock their doors
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leave their house. So I go around and I check to make sure doors are locked. Like
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you actually locked this one. The past two houses I went to, they were
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locked too. So we'll see if this person locked all of their doors. I have a
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feeling they did it because number three is the lucky one, right?
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I have lots of doors.
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Let's see if that's going to work.
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Someone's been hawning.
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I'm going to make sure this is clean.
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Someone sees us so I can investigate you.
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We have such a nice house.
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Look how big it is.
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There's gonna be this right here.
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They'll think that.
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Hey, what the fuck are you doing in my house?
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Nothing.
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Where the fuck did you come from?
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The door wasn't open.
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Who are you?
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Yes, it was.
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What are you doing in here?
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I didn't think anybody was gonna be here.
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What the fuck is this?
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It's just a little break I do.
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Are you filming?
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What is this?
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It's from my YouTube channel.
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It's just a little break.
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People's houses for your fucking YouTube channel. That's what you do. I mean
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What's your name? It's Tyler
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No, I'm not giving this back to you
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This is what's called evidence because I'm gonna call the fucking cops fuck that breaking into somebody's house
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What the hell is wrong with you? You gonna steal some shit or something?
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Just for you guys to know that's what he was you just didn't know somebody was home
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I thought you fucking did anything. That's fine
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I'm gonna keep this because this is the evidence that you fucking breaking into my house, and I'm gonna call the cops
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Please don't I can't like I'm only 18 and you think I fucking care that you're 18. So what?
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Prank you break it in my house at the fucking prank. It's
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So you're one of those disparaged 18 year old youths that needs to be taught a lesson
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That's what needs to happen, okay, I'll tell you what what's your name was okay, Tyler, okay, Kyler
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You want a lesson? That's what you want, huh?
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No, that's fine, I'll decide for you since apparently I'm the grown-up here and you're on the 18
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You want to break into people's houses? You don't want them to call the fucking cops?
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Then there's got to be something in it for me, and I can tell you what's in it for me
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What do you want? Oh?
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Everything that you fucking have on on my goddamn floor. That's what I want
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Do I look like I'm joking look at my fucking face?
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I'm not kidding cuz it's either that or I go in the other room grab my fucking phone and call the police
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And then they can take your 18 year old ass the fuck on to jail
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Please don't I can't go to jail. Oh
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No, you can it's either that or I don't know
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My life's up the dick of the guy whose house you fucking broke into
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It's pretty much that simple. See I'm one of those devious fuckers and that's the kind of shit
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I'm into and since you talked about wanting to be fucking taught a lesson
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Those are the options you don't have to like it you just have to fucking do it
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What was that I couldn't hear you okay, okay what?
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Okay, sir. I'll do whatever you want. Is that what you're leaning towards? Mm-hmm. I
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Don't like uh-huh
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We'll see about that
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Who told you to get on your fucking knees yet, maybe this isn't the first time, huh?
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Maybe I'll just set this down
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- No.
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(door opens)
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- Where are you going?
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- Nowhere.
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- Nowhere?
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Oh, you wanna get comfortable?
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(grunts)
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- Hey, hey.
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Just put your fucking face right there.
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I don't think this will be able to go on your YouTube channel though.
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Next time I'm pretty fucking sure it won't.
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There you go.
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I'm sure they don't want to fucking go to jail, do you?
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No?
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That's it.
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Oh.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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(breathing heavily)
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Fuck it.
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(breathing heavily)
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(breathing heavily)
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- I think you want to be taught a lesson.
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- Mm-hmm.
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Take that top off.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Take this off.
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(coughing)
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(gasping)
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uh oh
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(sighs)
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(breathing heavily)
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(sighs)
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(clapping)
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(clapping)
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(clapping)
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I'm gonna feel so good.
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Yes, I'm so tired.
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I'm totally dead.
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I'm so tired.
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I can't smell the things.
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I am...
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I'm really cold.
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I'm so in the air.
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(panting)
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- Yes.
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- Oh my God.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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(panting)
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God, there's a lot of tears inside me.
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(clapping)
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Oh my god.
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I'm so sorry.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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I can't. I need to. I thought that juice off.
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I can't.
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Right into your fucking home video there.
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That's it.
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Let's choke that fucking car.
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Wow.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh my.
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Wow.
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Oh, yeah.
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[SOUND]
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That's a good fucking problem.
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Ah, ah, ah, yes.
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Ah, I feel so, ah, ah.
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I'm gonna pay for that freaking hand right here.
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Mm-hm.
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Oh
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Oh
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(sniffling)
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Oh yes.
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Oh yes.
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Yes, oh my God.
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Oh my God, yes.
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Oh yes.
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Oh my God.
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Oh yes.
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I'm gonna make it work but
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oh I feel so thin
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oh yes yes yes
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oh yes yes yes
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little youtube channel
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oh yes yes yes
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oh oh oh
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oh my
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oh yes yes
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I'm gonna make it work in the future
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oh yes
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oh
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Oh my god that feels good.
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Oh my god.
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Yes yes yes yes.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Ah ha.
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Ah thank you.
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Thank you.
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Oh my god just out here.
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Oh god.
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Don't.
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No.
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Ah ha.
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Oh yes yes yes.
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Oh my god.
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This is so good right there.
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Oh yes keep looking at me like that.
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Oh yes.
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Ah ha.
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Oh my god.
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Ah ha.
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Ah ha.
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Mhm.
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Oh yes just like that.
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Oh my god.
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Ah ha.
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Oh yes!
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Oh yes!
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Oh my god!
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Oh yes!
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Oh my god!
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Oh my god!
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Oh!
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Oh yes!
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Oh my god!
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Oh that feels so good!
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Oh my god!
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Oh that feels so good!
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Oh yes!
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That's a little freaking positive.
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I hate you so much.
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I hate you so much.
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I love you so much.
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I hate you so much.
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I hate you so much.
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Oh my God. For a kiss.
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Oh my God.
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I hate you so much.
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Oh my god.
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(mumbling)
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(laughing)
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Oh my god, yes.
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Oh my god.
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(laughing)
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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(laughing)
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Oh my god.
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00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,160
Oh my god.
297
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,160
(laughing)
298
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,160
Oh my god.
299
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:31,160
Oh yes, just like that. Oh my god.
300
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:37,160
Oh my god, yes, like that. Oh my god.
301
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,160
Oh my god, that looks so good.
302
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,160
Oh yes.
303
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:45,160
Oh my god, yes!
304
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:52,760
My first
305
00:14:52,760 --> 00:15:00,760
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