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- Evan.
- Hey.
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You were out for a while.
Are you hungry
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or thirsty or anything?
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I love you.
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I love you, too, Mom.
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How was work?
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- It was all right.
- Oh.
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Are you happy?
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Yes.
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Do you want to hear a joke?
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Sure.
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This shopkeeper
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receives flowers
at the opening of his new store...
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and the card says,
"Rest in peace."
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Are you sure
you're not thirsty, Ma?
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So he calls up the florist
angry and she says,
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"Sir, at least you
weren't the one
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who got flowers
at your wife's funeral
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that said, "Congratulations
on the new location."
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You need more morphine?
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Ma.
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Do you want me
to call a priest?
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I want you to know I...
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think you two were amazing.
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And I'm grateful
for everything you...
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Why don't you guys bury
these in your stomachs, huh?
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That sucked, I'm sorry.
Look, I'm gonna--
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I'm gonna have Shitty Carl
try to cover your shift.
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I'm gonna call Carl.
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- I'm sorry about your mom.
- Thanks, Mike.
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You know, Ev,
that was a real small funeral.
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I mean, you know,
it was intimate.
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That's what I meant, it was good.
It was a good funeral.
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Yeah, they really never had
any friends or family
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or anything, so...
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Nobody else?
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They were only children.
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I mean, their parents died young.
It was just the three of us.
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You know, I'm really sorry about
the casket thing, too.
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I mean, I think I saw I had some--
some fish oil on my hands
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- and it-- the brass was slick.
- Funerals are for the living, Tom.
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Why the fuck does this fucking
goddamn machine not work?!
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Fuck!
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The cigarette machine
is for decoration.
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- There's no cigarettes there.
- Give me some of that drink!
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Do you want a shot?
Let's have a shot.
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- I got to work later.
- No, shots. Mike, shots, please.
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Whiskey, whiskey.
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I gotta take a piss.
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...some fruity faggot juice
just like you, you fuckin'...
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Watch where the fuck
you're going, man.
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- I'm sorry.
- Bite me, bitch.
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Yeah, you're fucked up, huh?
You tryin' to roll on my bitch?!
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- No.
- I fuckin' saw you, man.
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- I wasn't.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Guy had a fuckin' rough day,
all right?
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Why don't you just shut
your fuckin' cock holster,
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have a drink with me?
Calm down, Jesus Christ.
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Got a cigarette?
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No, I roll my own. Sorry.
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Hey, I got a fuckin' cigarette.
You want a cigarette? Here.
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- Hey, hey, what the fuck?!
- Fuck!
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Hey! Hey!
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Babe, get up! Get up!
Kick his fuckin' ass!
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- Get him off him!
- Fuck!
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- Evan, Evan, Evan!
- Fuck, that's enough, man.
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- All right. I'm all right!
- Babe, babe, babe.
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Fuckin'-- Evan,
Jesus Christ, brother.
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I mean, you knocked that stupid fuckin'
gold thing right out of his face.
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Are you guys fuckin' serious?
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Ev, I just picked up, like, fuckin' four
teeth off the goddamn ground, man.
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Holy shit.
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I mean, holy fucking shit.
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Here, put this on your shit.
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The cops were here, guys.
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Is he pressing charges?
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The psychopath?
I don't know!
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Maybe! You almost fuckin'
murdered the guy!
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Will you-- you're getting blood
all over your ice.
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Will you put the gauze
on your goddamn knuckles
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and then fuckin' put ice on it?
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Tommy, seriously,
cock holster mouth?
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- Hey, what--
- Why would you say that?
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- 'Cause he had a fuckin' cockmouth.
- For fuck's sake!
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Look, man, you nee-- you need
to change up your environment.
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You have a lot of shit going on,
your whole family's dead,
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and I think the best thing for you
would be to just shift gears
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and do something completely
different with yourself.
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Are you telling me
that I'm fired, Mike?
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He's not saying that.
Mike, you wouldn't--
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I'm not saying you're fired.
I'm not saying you're fired.
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No, Mike, you're not saying that.
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But the boss was here
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and he said you can't work here
anymore, man. I'm sorry.
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I really don't want to be
unemployed right now, Mike.
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Look, I can bring you back.
I swear to God I can bring you back.
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I brought Shitty Carl back.
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He stabbed a goddamn
crippled guy in the leg with a fork.
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Right, Shitty Carl! He's a fuckin' shit.
He's a piece of shit!
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- I just need some time.
- Ah, fuck!
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I just need
some fuckin' time, man.
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You know how it is, man.
I mean, the fucking Yelp reviews.
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- We're getting fucked here. I can't--
- What are you gonna do, brother?
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- Where did you get this?
- Evan, wait--
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All right, I don't need you
to fuckin' follow me home, Tom.
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Just hold up, man.
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Ev!
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Fuck.
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Dude, do you need any help
down at the boats?
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Can I have one of those?
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Yeah.
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I'll ask around.
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You should talk to Dale
about construction gigs.
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Dale?
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He's been unemployed
since June, man.
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Give me that lighter.
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You want to gut
fish for tourists?
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I mean, I smelled like a tuna fish's
asshole for four years,
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but it's good work.
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Smell that.
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- I don't-- I don't know.
- Just smell it.
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- I don't know.
- It's like it's on me forever.
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I got some inheritance.
I can just use that.
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Yo, where my fuckin'
cigarette at, bitch?
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It's gonna get
real fuckin' boring
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- following me around all night.
- I know where you live now, bitch.
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Why don't you just go back to fuckin'
East County you fuckin' tweakers?
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- Fuck you, you motherfuckers.
- Fuck you!
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Thanks for staying, man.
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Yeah, they'll file a police report,
they'll sue me,
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then they'll come back here
with baseball bats.
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You want me to stay?
Got an extra bed?
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My mom's.
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Fuck.
I mean, Ev, I love you, brother,
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but I'm not drunk enough to sleep
in your mom's deathbed.
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Yeah.
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Why don't you just lock the doors?
I'll call you tomorrow.
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- Are you gonna be all right?
- Mm-hmm.
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- You gonna be all right?
- Yup.
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Yeah, you gonna be all right.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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Fuck!
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These fuckin' things.
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- Am I supposed to fuckin' jump it?
- Are you fuckin' retarded?
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There's a hinge, man.
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Fuck you, man.
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Hey, uh, why don't you--
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why don't you call up somebody
for a sympathy fuck?
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No, I'm good, dude.
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All right.
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I'm telling you, Evan,
your mom just died.
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You're only gonna get
to use that one once.
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I love you, brother!
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- Love you, dude.
- I love you.
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Mm, condom?
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Okay.
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- Mm.
- Handsome picture.
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I look like a hobo
with smallpox.
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You know I'm only here
because I feel sorry for you,
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but this is a very nice picture,
Evan Russell.
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Thank you.
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- You're sitting on the condom.
- Mm, why do you have this?
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Are you fucking whores in TJ?
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Oh.
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What?
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How did you even get to that?
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My dad, he made me get one
'cause we were gonna go to Italy
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after I got back from college,
but you know what happened.
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How do you feel about me?
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I just got sober all of a sudden.
I can't do this, I'm sorry.
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Get out of town, Evan.
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Right now?
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Yeah. My brother's a fuckup, too,
and he took a break
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and he went to India,
and he totally re-centered.
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I just worked my way up
to sous chef, though.
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You didn't go to Berkeley
to chop vegetables.
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You sound like an elitist asshole.
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Mm, I'm just not sober
enough for this conversation.
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Then let's have sex.
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Mr. Russell?
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Dispatch, I've got no one
at the house.
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Fuck.
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Hi, can I get
a flight somewhere?
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Anywhere.
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I'm sorry, I'm really hungover.
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Where would you go?
I don't know, like, uh,
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Canada or Europe
or something?
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White people love Italy?
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Gotcha.
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Book me on the next flight.
Or, when is the next flight?
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Actually, hold on a second.
Should I go to Italy?
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What?
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What, a wizard?
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You're a wizard, Harry.
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You're a wizard.
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So I says to Mabel,
I says, you can't fucking put
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the guy on the fence like that
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'cause it's fucking getting
in the way of my apple trees.
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- Excuse me.
- Sorry, mate. Yes, bruv, what?
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Do you guys know where I can
find an Italian phrase book?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a bundle
of them down there, actually, pal.
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- Thanks.
- Yeah.
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- Where are you from?
- California.
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Oh, California.
What, Hollywood!
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- Join us for a drink, pal.
- Yeah, come on, man.
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Come on. Sit down.
Have a drink with us.
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Go off and get him
a drink, go on.
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I'm Tom. That's me pal, Sam.
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Sam's Welsh and he fucks sheep,
but don't worry, he's all right.
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You know, he won't
come near your bum.
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- I'm not Welsh.
- Listen, mate,
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- you are gonna fucking love it here.
- Thanks.
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All you do is eat,
fucking drink, smoke weed.
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I lay off the scag personally, don't I?
But it's your holiday, mate.
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You do what you fucking like.
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Let's see if the Yank
can fucking keep up, eh?
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Boo!
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Look at that.
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Well done, bruv.
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Oh, my God, I wish I could
fucking talk Italian, you know?
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Bunch of sixes, bruv.
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- Sixes?
- Ciao. Ciao.
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Oh, he's a goddamn
American hero.
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Oi, oi.
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You like me? No?
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No. Absolutely.
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Go on.
Go on. Oh, my God.
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No, what are you doing, mate?
No, fucking hell, mate.
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No, you got to be
more aggressive
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if you want to shag
an Italian bird like that, mate.
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What are you talking about?
What are you telling him for?
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At least he went up there,
but you didn't do nothing.
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You just don't give
a little fucking...
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- What?
- Fucking hell.
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Thank you for the beer, man.
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Ah, you're welcome. Oh...
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Where are you at?
We're gonna hire a car tomorrow,
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go down the coast.
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Do you want to chip in
with some petrol?
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Uh...
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Go on and get--
get a hold of that. Go on.
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- Come on, Evan!
- Get it fuckin' in ya!
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I said, "Fuck you, you cunt."
Do you remember that?
243
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,563
I was like, "Fuck you, you cunt."
Proper cunt.
244
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,815
I'm like, "Fuck you, you mug."
245
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,483
Next thing you know,
I got punched in the face, mate.
246
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:44,901
Woke up three days later
in hospital
247
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,612
the cunt had fuckin' done me.
248
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,363
He didn't help.
He didn't help.
249
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,407
He didn't help.
250
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,284
You ever seen "8 Mile"?
You seen that movie "8 Mile"?
251
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,911
- Yeah.
- Right? It's like that.
252
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,204
So, geezers just rapping.
253
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,750
And then, I swear to God, one geezer
goes-- goes up on the mic, right?
254
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,918
And he goes,
"Who can fucking battle me, blud?"
255
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,046
All this fucking bollocks.
"Who gonna battle me?"
256
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,131
I said, "Do you know what,
fuck this cunt. I'll fuckin' have a go."
257
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,176
Never rapped in me life, bruv.
Never fucking rapped in my life.
258
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:12,346
Went up there, mate.
Proper smashed him, mate,
259
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,765
with a bottle in the face.
260
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,688
Birds, eh?
261
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,398
Fuckin' birds.
262
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:10,070
I was, uh--
I was seeing this girl once.
263
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,447
She's the love of my fucking
life, pal, you know?
264
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:16,284
Known her since school,
first kiss, all that fucking shit. Yeah.
265
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,620
Talked about having kids together,
the whole lot.
266
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,543
And one day,
267
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,796
she's in this pub
268
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:31,675
and she meets this bloke
from Ibiza, DJ, something.
269
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,385
Got a flat out there.
270
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,930
She only fucking leaves me
271
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,015
and goes and lives
with this cunt in Ibiza.
272
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:42,102
Broke my fucking heart, mate.
273
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:45,814
Anyway, two years later,
I'm in me local supermarket
274
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,442
and I fucking see her there.
275
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,610
She was proper fat.
276
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,989
Sunburnt, skin like leather...
277
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:58,744
teeth like fucking doggins,
it was disgusting. I loved it.
278
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,083
You're lucky I'm here, pal.
279
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,004
'Cause most men don't share
their emotions like I do.
280
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,639
- Hey, mate, you got a Wi-Fi code?
- No, I ain't got a Wi-Fi code.
281
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,349
You do have the Wi-Fi code, mate.
Can I just--
282
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,684
I gave it to you last night, man.
283
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,936
What did you do with
that little piece of paper?
284
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,688
You fucking rolled,
didn't you?
285
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,356
You used it as a roach.
286
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,234
Oh, for fuck's sake!
287
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:57,112
Oh, bro, I fucking blazed
the fucking Wi-Fi code, mate.
288
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,912
...because I hate all nations equally.
And I'll tell you something else,
289
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,915
- the problem with Yanks, right?
- Yeah, everyone hates Americans.
290
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,375
I get it.
I'm an evil imperialist.
291
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,210
You don't play rugby,
that's the problem.
292
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:15,630
Well, yeah, there's that, but it's
also 'cause you're fucking loud.
293
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,258
- You're loud. I played soccer.
- Whole nation is loud.
294
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:22,262
I played soccer in elementary school
and I drink-- I drink well.
295
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:23,513
No, you can't.
296
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:26,641
You have-- I've barely seen you
drink five of those.
297
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:29,394
- That's not enough for you?
- No, I'm afraid not.
298
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,980
Fucking embarrassing
is what you are, mate.
299
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,107
- All right.
- Oh, look at this.
300
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:37,402
- All right, I'll get the next round.
- Yeah, go on, mate. Nice one.
301
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,737
Thanks, Evan.
302
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,997
We saw each other earlier
and if I stared any longer
303
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:53,209
without saying hi,
I'd be the creepy dude gawking.
304
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:58,924
Oh, shit. English?
305
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,259
I need a drink.
306
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,011
Well, come sit
with me and my friends.
307
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,387
Leave with me.
308
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,725
Yeah.
309
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:14,189
I have to get
this round first and...
310
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:18,526
I'd rather go home with you now,
but if you like boys more...
311
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,031
Really?
312
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,075
Come on.
313
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:28,328
- What are you doing?
- Trying to have fun.
314
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:31,039
Are you a prostitute?
315
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,792
You want me to be?
316
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,670
Are you gonna rob me?
317
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,254
No, you look poor.
318
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:41,508
Well, I'm not gonna carry drugs
up my ass for you or your boss.
319
00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:45,387
- Go out with me tomorrow night.
- No.
320
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,223
- 'Cause you're a hooker.
- Because I don't date.
321
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,686
Well, this is a fucked-up
act you have,
322
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:56,439
but let's say
you go home with...
323
00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:58,692
I'd still like to grab coffee
or something sometime
324
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:02,278
'cause I think you're the most
attractive person I've ever seen.
325
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,948
But that doesn't outweigh
that you might be a mental patient
326
00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:07,867
and I gotta make sure you're
the kind of crazy I can deal with.
327
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:12,747
You made this so much more
complicated than it needs to be.
328
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:14,624
Bottle of wine tomorrow night.
329
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,252
No-- no!
330
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:18,795
Maybe?
331
00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:21,756
Right.
332
00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:26,845
Oh, no.
333
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,597
Oh, no.
You fumbled.
334
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,099
But if you're looking
for someone to play
335
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,059
the fucking long game with
come over here, bruv.
336
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:35,270
Sam will help you out.
Sam will let you fuck him.
337
00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:37,522
I hate these guys.
338
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:50,869
- Oi!
- Hey!
339
00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:56,041
You went pint
for pint last night, son.
340
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,876
- I'm fucking proud of you.
- Well done, son, well done.
341
00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,669
- I did?
- Nope.
342
00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:01,629
Oi, we're leaving, mate.
343
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:03,673
- Okay.
- Yeah, it's too expensive.
344
00:23:03,841 --> 00:23:05,800
We're going to Amsterdam.
345
00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:07,427
- All right.
- You want to come?
346
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,388
No.
347
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:13,224
All right. Good times, mate.
Good times. Good times.
348
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,060
Yeah, take care of yourself, son.
349
00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:18,480
Okay.
350
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,199
Scusa.
351
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,205
Scusa?
352
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:19,666
Um, buongiorno.
353
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:23,837
Buongiorno.
354
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:28,174
Um, English?
355
00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:29,425
A little.
356
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:31,886
Is this room still available?
357
00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:37,433
- Have you ever work on farm?
- No.
358
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,563
- Okay.
- Okay?
359
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,609
Come on.
360
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:56,244
You see?
361
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:59,455
Hot and cold.
362
00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,082
Got it, thanks.
363
00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:04,252
If not hot...
364
00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:16,097
When cold,
we cover up the trees
365
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:20,643
and once a week we gather
for the olive press.
366
00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:22,478
The rest, I tell you.
367
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,689
Easy, huh?
368
00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:30,403
Is that your wife?
369
00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:33,281
Yes.
370
00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:35,533
Is she here?
371
00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:38,077
Car accident.
372
00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:43,166
I'm very sorry to hear that.
373
00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:53,843
Uh...
374
00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:57,513
women,
Jews of the world.
375
00:25:57,681 --> 00:26:00,058
- Jews?
- Jews.
376
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,355
Jews.
377
00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:06,814
Jewels.
378
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:08,733
Jewels.
379
00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:48,564
Buongiorno.
380
00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:50,316
Hey.
381
00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:52,527
Hey, I just moved here,
so I was wondering
382
00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:54,696
if that date might fall into place.
383
00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:56,948
- Do you remember my name?
- You never told me.
384
00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:58,866
- Scusa.
- You're learning.
385
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:06,082
And you're not afraid to embarrass
yourself, that's good.
386
00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:07,709
I'm Evan.
387
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:11,129
Louise. Did you just--
did you just touch my boob?
388
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:13,381
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
389
00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:16,175
- Wow.
- All right, one last time
390
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:18,428
and I'll let you go.
Will you go out with me?
391
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:20,179
I don't know.
392
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,352
That's a huge cock.
393
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,771
It's fertility imagery.
394
00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:32,734
No, that's-- that's Roman porn.
395
00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:34,444
Are you an artist?
396
00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:35,778
No, are you?
397
00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:37,864
No, I was a cook,
398
00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:39,657
now I'm a farmer.
399
00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:41,743
A farmer.
400
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:43,202
I just started.
401
00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:45,538
That was fast.
402
00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:47,373
Are you impressed?
403
00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:50,460
No. Don't-- don't touch that.
404
00:27:51,754 --> 00:27:54,589
It's hard to make a living
in a tourist town.
405
00:27:54,757 --> 00:27:55,923
How do you do it?
406
00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:58,426
I don't. I'm a student.
407
00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:00,345
And how did you end up here?
408
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,430
I'm studying evolutionary genetics.
409
00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:05,767
It's easier to isolate genes
in a homogeneous population.
410
00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:12,148
Um, I'm researching stuff here
411
00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:14,901
'cause not many people
have left or emigrated.
412
00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:16,319
I'm fucking up your job.
413
00:28:16,487 --> 00:28:19,864
Yes, you are. So go back
to America, fascist.
414
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:21,115
Great scam you pulled
415
00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:23,368
having the university pay for you
to live here, though.
416
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:26,245
I know, right?
417
00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:29,832
What do you think of her?
418
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,794
She's hot.
419
00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:35,338
You think so?
420
00:28:35,506 --> 00:28:37,507
I need caffeine.
421
00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:51,646
What-- what happened
to your hand?
422
00:28:51,814 --> 00:28:55,775
Um, I punched a guy.
423
00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:58,236
Did it hurt?
424
00:28:58,404 --> 00:29:00,154
No.
425
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:01,697
Yes.
426
00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:04,826
Did you-- did you feel better?
427
00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:07,787
I know, I'm a child,
I'm immature--
428
00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:10,498
I was just going to say
we're all human.
429
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:19,173
My family would vacation here
when I was little
430
00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:22,677
and I would see
these old men sitting here.
431
00:29:22,845 --> 00:29:26,222
Sometimes I wonder
if it's the same ones.
432
00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:28,391
You don't sound Italian.
433
00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:34,063
- Are you really from around here?
- Not far. I traveled a lot, though.
434
00:29:34,231 --> 00:29:36,399
So I sound weird as fuck.
435
00:29:36,567 --> 00:29:38,192
Did you learn
your English in England?
436
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,070
I did. But then I studied
in America for a while.
437
00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:42,613
- Where?
- New York.
438
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,365
- I've never been there.
- You've never been to New York?
439
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:45,533
- Are you kidding me?
- Nope.
440
00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:47,285
I thought all Americans
have been to New York.
441
00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:48,953
- I've been to Southern California,
- Right.
442
00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:52,707
- Mexico, and here.
- Oh, Mexico. I love Mexico.
443
00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:54,876
I went there
with my ex on a boat.
444
00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:56,461
What happened?
445
00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,421
We had so much Mexican food.
446
00:29:58,589 --> 00:30:01,132
- No, no, with the guy.
- Oh. Oh, he was awful.
447
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,384
Oh, he was-- he always
had to conquer something.
448
00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:05,136
Why did you date him, then?
449
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:08,389
He wrote me
very romantic love letters
450
00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:11,893
and he was so much fun
to drink wine with.
451
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:14,020
Let's get a bottle of wine.
452
00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:18,816
Okay, but you have to
write me a letter first.
453
00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:22,737
You can write it while I finish
my espresso.
454
00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:09,075
I'm still jet-lagged.
455
00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:10,368
Flipping my days for nights
456
00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:12,828
is making everything feel
like I'm in a dream.
457
00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:14,288
Thanks for the wine.
458
00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:16,791
It's most of my paycheck
that I haven't gotten yet,
459
00:31:16,959 --> 00:31:18,042
but you're worth it.
460
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:20,461
You shouldn't pay for things.
461
00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:25,383
What if I told you I'm actually
a successful businessman
462
00:31:25,551 --> 00:31:28,135
taking a break
from all my wealth?
463
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:29,804
Are you?
464
00:31:29,972 --> 00:31:31,514
I'm not.
465
00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:34,517
When I would sit at the bar
at the restaurant I worked at,
466
00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:37,728
for every one woman I'd catch
combing the place
467
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,647
for a doctor or lawyer,
468
00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:43,192
I'd see like 10 of them
with some bum like me.
469
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,778
Did you like being a cook?
470
00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:47,947
No.
471
00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:51,158
- It was fucking horrible.
- It can always be worse.
472
00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:53,494
And here you are,
trying new stuff.
473
00:31:53,662 --> 00:31:56,497
I mean, I could do something
really important, still.
474
00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:59,959
- Like invent an app or something.
- Or get your own reality show.
475
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:02,336
- The dream. The dream.
- Oh.
476
00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:06,382
At least you're living.
477
00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:09,427
Yeah, I always used to
say that, too.
478
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:11,345
Right now if I really had
the choice, though,
479
00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:14,015
I might take
professional success over living.
480
00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:15,349
I've worked many jobs
481
00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:18,769
and none of them-- none--
have been worth missing life.
482
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:23,399
That's very European and all,
but you know...
483
00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:26,861
Know what?
484
00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:30,031
Taking siestas and being
less competitive, that's really nice,
485
00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:31,991
but your iPhone
was not invented in Europe.
486
00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:34,201
Yeah, right.
You want to go somewhere?
487
00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:36,370
- Yeah.
- Okay, let's do it.
488
00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:39,540
Um...
489
00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:46,964
Fuck it.
490
00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:54,639
We're going into that cave!
491
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,140
- No.
- Yeah!
492
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,851
I bet it's haunted
by dead sailors.
493
00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:02,271
- I thought you were a scientist.
- I am a scientist.
494
00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:05,941
What is this "dead sailor"
bullshit ghost story?
495
00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:08,527
I bet you also think names
determine personality, right?
496
00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:11,072
- Oh, they do. All Crystals are sluts.
- Oh.
497
00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:14,909
- Yeah!
- Oh.
498
00:33:15,077 --> 00:33:18,788
And-- and Evans are nice.
499
00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:20,456
You do like me, then.
500
00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:21,916
Maybe.
501
00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:23,334
I know names don't determine shit.
502
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,169
But there are still lots
of mysteries out there.
503
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:27,546
Even I'm a mystery to myself.
504
00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:30,049
I wish I could say I wasn't just
a simpleminded dude.
505
00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:32,259
I understand
about half of myself.
506
00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:33,928
- Then you're half magic.
- Mmm.
507
00:33:34,096 --> 00:33:35,846
I'm half undiscovered science,
508
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:39,183
bunch of confusing
biochemistry,
509
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:42,353
and some crazy hormones.
510
00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:47,733
She drowned a few months ago.
511
00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:50,903
That's horrible.
512
00:33:51,071 --> 00:33:53,239
Yeah, the dams
up the mountain broke.
513
00:33:53,407 --> 00:33:55,908
Her body was taken
out to the sea by the flude.
514
00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:58,619
Flood?
515
00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:01,163
And they found
her dead body in Sicily.
516
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:05,584
You know, I know it's cliché,
but all the people
517
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:09,255
that put that religious stuff up?
I mean, why do they think
518
00:34:09,423 --> 00:34:11,424
God would do that
to a little girl like her?
519
00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:21,434
I don't know.
Maybe 'cause everybody's gonna die
520
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:23,602
whether they believe
in God or not, right?
521
00:34:27,441 --> 00:34:31,986
I have this buddy-- um, great guy,
always wasted, though.
522
00:34:32,154 --> 00:34:33,779
Not really perceptive.
523
00:34:33,947 --> 00:34:36,532
He goes to a party
with his girlfriend,
524
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:38,534
and this other girl,
525
00:34:38,702 --> 00:34:42,413
maybe about four feet tall,
walks up to him...
526
00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:46,250
punches him in the face.
Knocks him out.
527
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:50,004
Turns out this girl was cheating
on him with his girlfriend.
528
00:34:50,172 --> 00:34:51,714
So now everybody knows
Tommy was knocked out
529
00:34:51,882 --> 00:34:54,216
by a lesbian named Tiny.
530
00:34:56,219 --> 00:35:01,182
Mm, I love Tiny,
but what is your point?
531
00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:05,019
Nothing.
It's just a funny story.
532
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:50,356
No.
533
00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:41,115
In winter, you put dirt here.
534
00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:44,702
In spring, we just take off.
535
00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:45,953
Done.
536
00:36:57,424 --> 00:36:59,425
Perfect.
537
00:36:59,593 --> 00:37:02,595
This is...
538
00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:08,142
Got it.
539
00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:15,149
Bene. Perfect.
540
00:37:15,317 --> 00:37:16,984
You take out this...
541
00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:20,905
- All of them?
- Si.
542
00:37:52,354 --> 00:37:54,188
What's that, kitty?
543
00:37:54,356 --> 00:37:57,149
What's that?
What's that?
544
00:39:14,102 --> 00:39:16,103
This...
545
00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:22,276
Fuck, this town is small, huh?
546
00:39:24,237 --> 00:39:25,237
Hi.
547
00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:26,822
Hey.
548
00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:29,616
You, uh, snuck out last night.
549
00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:33,620
- I did?
- Yeah.
550
00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:39,043
Mm. And who are you?
551
00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:43,047
Uh, Evan, the guy you
slept with last night.
552
00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:47,301
Sorry, I don't recall.
553
00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:57,978
Evan.
554
00:39:58,146 --> 00:40:00,147
Oh, that's fucked up.
555
00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:02,649
- Don't be so emotional.
- That's messed up.
556
00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:05,110
This is the best place,
you should try it.
557
00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:17,247
Man, you eat a lot.
558
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:20,000
I don't care if you call me fat.
559
00:40:20,168 --> 00:40:22,252
I was starting to think you were
cooler than pulling this one.
560
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,088
I'm just saying I don't care.
561
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:27,674
If this was the 1700s,
you would think I'm too skinny.
562
00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:29,551
You may not believe this,
but most men are not attracted
563
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:31,303
to women who look
like preteen boys.
564
00:40:31,471 --> 00:40:32,846
Mm, some are.
565
00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:36,141
That's true, but most men
just want a girl who's healthy.
566
00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:39,103
Obesity and anorexia,
they're equally unattractive.
567
00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:41,438
I think your opinion of men
is too high.
568
00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:43,899
No, I know dudes.
All we ever think about is sex,
569
00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:45,442
sometimes food, sad truth.
570
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:48,112
You shouldn't say that out loud.
571
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:50,155
Hey, do you mind
if we go in here?
572
00:40:50,323 --> 00:40:52,116
Sure.
573
00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:55,160
- Do you smoke?
- Sometimes.
574
00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:57,538
I smoke more than sometimes.
575
00:40:57,705 --> 00:40:59,498
Then don't.
576
00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:01,208
I don't want to live forever.
577
00:41:01,376 --> 00:41:02,751
How about this, you go out
with me tomorrow night,
578
00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:04,753
I won't buy any cigarettes.
579
00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:06,004
What?
580
00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:08,674
Will you go out with me
if I quit smoking?
581
00:41:08,842 --> 00:41:10,884
Don't quit for me.
582
00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:14,888
You don't want to go out
with me again?
583
00:41:15,056 --> 00:41:16,682
I don't know.
584
00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:21,770
One, uh-- una?
585
00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:25,232
Si. Uh, those.
586
00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:34,825
Who are these guys?
587
00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:36,285
That's Bob and Sally.
588
00:41:36,452 --> 00:41:39,580
I rescued them from a lab
that was done with them.
589
00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:41,456
Would you like to adopt them?
590
00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:43,333
- No, I'm good.
- Mm.
591
00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:45,419
Are you sure they should be
in the same cage?
592
00:41:45,587 --> 00:41:48,338
It's only until
I find them a home.
593
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:52,759
Yeah, but they're gonna fuck like--
you're gonna have a billion rabbits.
594
00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:56,638
Do you mind if I put on
some music?
595
00:41:56,806 --> 00:41:59,016
Sure, but don't judge me.
596
00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:00,767
Are you allergic to anything?
597
00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:04,855
Uh, no. These are in
a lot of different languages.
598
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:06,565
You said you wouldn't judge.
599
00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:09,401
- I'm not, I'm just impressed.
- Good.
600
00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:10,944
Do you speak
any of these languages?
601
00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:14,031
Mm-hmm.
Do you like leeks?
602
00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:16,366
Sure.
How many do you speak?
603
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:19,036
- Oh, I don't know.
- You don't know?
604
00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:23,415
Um... French, German, Italian,
605
00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:27,085
Spanish, a few forms of Arabic,
606
00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:30,839
Japanese, Latin, Greek...
607
00:42:31,007 --> 00:42:33,717
I think that's it.
608
00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:38,222
- You don't speak Sumerian?
- No, do you?
609
00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:41,642
I don't speak dead languages.
610
00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:44,311
Do you mind?
611
00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:46,271
The ashtray isn't decoration.
612
00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:49,858
That's true.
613
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:59,159
You should quit smoking.
614
00:42:59,327 --> 00:43:01,370
You are a hypocrite.
615
00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:05,999
No, I'm not.
616
00:43:09,170 --> 00:43:11,546
Uh, would you mind
watching the soup
617
00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:14,424
while I use the restroom?
618
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:16,760
Yeah, sure.
619
00:44:06,311 --> 00:44:08,729
- Soup's ready.
- Just a second.
620
00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:13,692
Do you ever feel like
you have to shower immediately?
621
00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:16,403
Uh, I think that's a girl thing.
622
00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:18,280
Showering is a girl thing?
623
00:44:18,448 --> 00:44:20,741
I'm going to the beach
on Sunday.
624
00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:23,702
You are waiting
to bathe in the sea?
625
00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:26,246
Uh, yup.
You want to come?
626
00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:28,123
That's gross.
627
00:44:28,291 --> 00:44:29,916
Seriously, do you
want to go with me?
628
00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:33,503
I can't. I'm taking medication
that makes my skin sun-sensitive.
629
00:44:35,214 --> 00:44:38,425
So, I only
get to see you at night?
630
00:44:38,593 --> 00:44:41,511
You can meet my husband
and kids, if you want,
631
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:44,848
but our nights together
must remain a secret.
632
00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:47,851
Mm. Yeah, we'd probably get
bored with each other anyway.
633
00:44:48,019 --> 00:44:50,354
Mm.
634
00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:53,774
Not bad.
What's in it?
635
00:44:53,941 --> 00:44:56,276
Leeks, saffron, and rabbit.
636
00:44:58,738 --> 00:45:00,447
It's just a broth
637
00:45:00,615 --> 00:45:03,825
with a bunch of spices
and vegetables.
638
00:45:03,993 --> 00:45:06,161
Oh, Jesus,
you're a vegetarian?
639
00:45:06,329 --> 00:45:10,248
I try to be,
but sometimes I crave meat.
640
00:45:25,473 --> 00:45:26,556
I've got to go to work.
641
00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:30,310
Thank you, be safe.
Blanket.
642
00:45:48,830 --> 00:45:52,332
- Is this bad?
- It's a tree.
643
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:55,210
- Here.
- Why don't you just kill 'em?
644
00:45:55,378 --> 00:45:58,797
They help to make fruit.
645
00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:02,426
They kill the tree
so they can pollinate it?
646
00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,636
Mother Nature is crazy,
Angelo.
647
00:46:06,848 --> 00:46:08,849
What the hell is that?
648
00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:11,893
Tumore della radice.
649
00:46:12,061 --> 00:46:13,770
No capisco.
650
00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:15,772
Rotten roots.
651
00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,858
Root rot, huh?
652
00:46:21,529 --> 00:46:23,697
I've been seeing this Italian girl.
653
00:46:23,865 --> 00:46:25,991
She's really pretty.
654
00:46:26,159 --> 00:46:28,034
But she acts kind of weird
sometimes
655
00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:31,079
and I found something
that gives me some doubts.
656
00:46:31,247 --> 00:46:33,915
I appreciate the Italian lessons,
657
00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:36,376
really, I do, but, Angelo, I have
no idea what the hell you're saying.
658
00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:38,753
Choose your poison.
659
00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:40,922
That's your advice?
660
00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:45,010
Italian women, the best.
661
00:46:45,178 --> 00:46:48,638
That's wonderful advice, Angelo,
but have you been anywhere else?
662
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:49,931
In France.
663
00:46:50,099 --> 00:46:52,976
So Italian women, you think they're
better than French women?
664
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:55,312
I get that.
665
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,440
Your wife was a goddess,
Angelo, but I got to tell you
666
00:46:58,608 --> 00:47:01,526
there's a lot of really
beautiful women in the USA.
667
00:47:01,694 --> 00:47:04,362
Italian women.
668
00:47:04,530 --> 00:47:07,741
You realize in America there are
a lot of Italian immigrants, right?
669
00:47:10,203 --> 00:47:14,289
Okay, what now? Is it-- do we, like,
bury a virgin lamb skull
670
00:47:14,457 --> 00:47:16,374
full of herbs to ward off
the infection?
671
00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:17,834
Che cosa?
672
00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:20,170
You know, the whole voodoo
biodynamic farming thing?
673
00:47:20,338 --> 00:47:22,964
I worked at a restaurant in college.
They told me that Italian farmers--
674
00:47:23,132 --> 00:47:25,133
that's how they do it.
You don't do that?
675
00:47:25,301 --> 00:47:28,887
Fungus killer spray in shed.
676
00:47:29,055 --> 00:47:30,764
Spray? Got it.
677
00:48:11,847 --> 00:48:14,099
- Did you farm again today?
- Yes, I did.
678
00:48:14,267 --> 00:48:17,561
It's amazing,
you're picking it up so quickly.
679
00:48:17,728 --> 00:48:19,187
I don't make bad jokes
about what you do.
680
00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:21,356
I can imagine it being this really
intense apprenticeship
681
00:48:21,524 --> 00:48:24,859
where he shares all of his worldly
knowledge as you tend to the land.
682
00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:27,696
No, it's nothing like that.
683
00:48:27,863 --> 00:48:30,282
Um...
684
00:48:30,449 --> 00:48:32,909
- Hey.
- What?
685
00:48:33,077 --> 00:48:36,371
Can I ask you something?
Don't get mad.
686
00:48:36,539 --> 00:48:38,748
Depends what it is.
687
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:41,084
This morning I found a used syringe
on your bathroom floor.
688
00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:43,712
I know it's none of my business
and we just met, but--
689
00:48:43,879 --> 00:48:46,548
Uh, okay, it's not drugs.
I have a medical condition
690
00:48:46,716 --> 00:48:50,260
that comes and goes
and it's a very long story.
691
00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:53,597
Okay, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have
even bothered to--
692
00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:57,475
I'm-- I didn't think you were a junkie,
I just needed to know what it was.
693
00:48:57,643 --> 00:49:00,270
Do you think I gave you AIDS?
694
00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:03,398
- No.
- Oh, you did. You thought it!
695
00:49:03,566 --> 00:49:04,858
- No, I didn't.
- Hep C?
696
00:49:05,026 --> 00:49:08,236
- That would've been worth it.
- Oh, come on, I don't believe you.
697
00:49:08,404 --> 00:49:10,864
Can I do something
really corny right now?
698
00:49:11,032 --> 00:49:12,073
Again?
699
00:49:12,241 --> 00:49:13,700
I've been carrying this thing
around for a week
700
00:49:13,868 --> 00:49:16,703
and I haven't used it once,
but I'd really like a picture with you.
701
00:49:16,871 --> 00:49:18,038
You haven't called anyone?
702
00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:22,000
Uh, calling card's cheaper
and the only person I call is Tommy
703
00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:24,419
and he's always drunk, so...
704
00:49:24,587 --> 00:49:27,422
What about your family?
705
00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:29,424
Um...
706
00:49:29,592 --> 00:49:31,676
Well, tell me
about your family.
707
00:49:31,844 --> 00:49:34,763
Well, they're great.
708
00:49:34,930 --> 00:49:37,057
Scusa. Scusa!
709
00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:43,772
- Sure.
- Grazie.
710
00:49:43,939 --> 00:49:46,232
- Just one photo, please.
- All right.
711
00:49:47,943 --> 00:49:49,277
Okay.
712
00:49:49,445 --> 00:49:52,072
Grazie.
713
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:53,657
- You moved.
- Un altro?
714
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:56,284
- No, no. Grazie, no.
- Okay.
715
00:49:56,452 --> 00:49:58,453
Ugh.
716
00:50:00,956 --> 00:50:04,626
Tell-- tell me
about your family.
717
00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:08,630
I really don't want to
do that right now.
718
00:50:10,591 --> 00:50:11,966
Come on.
719
00:50:14,804 --> 00:50:16,846
You're seriously mad because
I don't want to talk about something?
720
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,682
You just want to come here,
fuck a foreign girl,
721
00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:20,558
and show your stupid friend
the picture.
722
00:50:20,726 --> 00:50:22,686
That doesn't make any sense.
723
00:50:22,853 --> 00:50:24,813
And when I ask you
something important about you
724
00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:27,941
and you don't tell me,
that means you can't be intimate.
725
00:50:28,109 --> 00:50:29,275
I'm so confused right now.
726
00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:33,113
Look, I went to
the fucking beach with you.
727
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,632
I'm sorry.
728
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,926
I think you're overreacting,
but I'm sorry.
729
00:50:55,094 --> 00:50:59,514
And I think you're being annoying,
but maybe I was just being crazy.
730
00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:02,434
Do you want to hear
about my family?
731
00:51:02,601 --> 00:51:05,061
Yes, I do. Yes.
732
00:51:05,229 --> 00:51:06,521
It's a fucked-up story.
733
00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:09,190
So we're sleeping together
and I'm, like, making you meals,
734
00:51:09,358 --> 00:51:10,567
but you can't tell me anything?
735
00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:12,360
The only family I had
was my mom and dad.
736
00:51:12,528 --> 00:51:14,738
My dad died suddenly
of a heart attack.
737
00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:17,699
My mom was diagnosed with
cancer a few months after that.
738
00:51:17,867 --> 00:51:19,826
I came home from college
a couple years ago
739
00:51:19,994 --> 00:51:22,537
to take care of her
and she died last week.
740
00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:28,168
Wow, I mean, that's horrible.
741
00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:30,336
No shit.
742
00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:34,215
Not exactly
great dinner conversation.
743
00:51:34,383 --> 00:51:36,843
Are you okay?
744
00:51:39,138 --> 00:51:42,640
Do I seem all right?
745
00:51:44,226 --> 00:51:46,644
I like you.
746
00:51:46,812 --> 00:51:48,188
Were you better before?
747
00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:50,648
I think I'm all right.
748
00:51:50,816 --> 00:51:55,278
You've got the same backstory
as Batman.
749
00:51:55,446 --> 00:51:58,239
This is so cool.
750
00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:02,327
Are you mad?
751
00:52:02,495 --> 00:52:05,330
I mean, I've got nothing to avenge
if I become a masked vigilante--
752
00:52:05,498 --> 00:52:07,791
Oh, shut up.
I mean how sometimes
753
00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:11,044
even if you don't believe in a higher
power, you get mad at one.
754
00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:17,467
Yeah, I'm mad at something
for doing that to them,
755
00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:20,178
making me put my life on hold
756
00:52:20,346 --> 00:52:22,597
while I worked
at the same shitty bar
757
00:52:22,765 --> 00:52:25,850
I grew up thinking
I never want to end up at.
758
00:52:31,065 --> 00:52:33,608
How do girls know to do that?
759
00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:36,402
What is it
you would've done instead?
760
00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:40,740
I don't know.
761
00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:42,283
And I feel--
762
00:52:42,451 --> 00:52:47,205
I feel guilty
and selfish for--
763
00:52:47,373 --> 00:52:51,960
like a sociopath for worrying
about what I'm doing for work
764
00:52:52,127 --> 00:52:54,128
when my whole family just died.
765
00:52:54,296 --> 00:52:58,800
Your professional life is fine.
766
00:52:58,968 --> 00:53:00,969
Do you feel
like an orphaned farmer?
767
00:53:02,304 --> 00:53:05,515
No, but I feel like a grown-ass man
who misses his parents.
768
00:53:13,065 --> 00:53:15,149
So...
769
00:53:17,444 --> 00:53:19,737
you gonna tell me
something now?
770
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:24,284
Like what?
771
00:53:24,451 --> 00:53:26,494
I don't know. But I just bared
my soul to you.
772
00:53:26,662 --> 00:53:29,622
- That was baring your soul?
- Fuck off.
773
00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:32,917
Okay, let's see, mm.
774
00:53:33,085 --> 00:53:34,836
Not this one, no.
775
00:53:35,004 --> 00:53:40,675
Um, did you know I have
two different color eyes?
776
00:53:40,843 --> 00:53:42,677
What do you mean?
777
00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:49,350
Holy shit.
778
00:53:49,518 --> 00:53:51,019
Why do you wear the contact?
779
00:53:52,521 --> 00:53:55,857
My ex-boyfriend
always made fun of it.
780
00:53:56,025 --> 00:53:58,776
- What an asshole.
- I'm joking. I'm lying.
781
00:53:58,944 --> 00:54:00,695
No one ever did that.
782
00:54:02,448 --> 00:54:04,073
You probably lie a lot.
783
00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:06,784
I've actually never lied to you.
784
00:54:06,952 --> 00:54:10,204
Not once.
785
00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:13,374
Your eyes are beautiful.
786
00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:16,878
And you're not very creative.
787
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,223
Hey, Angelo?
788
00:54:31,226 --> 00:54:33,061
Si?
789
00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:39,484
Never seen a tree that has
two different fruits on it.
790
00:54:39,652 --> 00:54:41,527
Lorange tree.
791
00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:45,031
Got lemons and oranges,
so I call it a lorange tree.
792
00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:47,533
Or are those limes?
793
00:54:50,204 --> 00:54:53,373
You get it, loranges?
794
00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:56,626
That's it?
795
00:54:56,794 --> 00:55:00,588
Old tree uses new tree.
796
00:55:00,756 --> 00:55:02,215
The fruit looks good.
797
00:55:02,383 --> 00:55:03,883
Oh, yes.
798
00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:09,263
- Vulcano.
- Volcano?
799
00:55:09,431 --> 00:55:12,809
Yes, volcano make good soil.
800
00:55:12,977 --> 00:55:15,478
- Is it active?
- Ha!
801
00:55:39,753 --> 00:55:42,922
Shit.
802
00:56:24,048 --> 00:56:25,381
Good job, Bob.
803
00:56:30,012 --> 00:56:31,679
Sorry, Sally.
804
00:58:28,005 --> 00:58:30,923
Come in.
805
00:58:31,091 --> 00:58:32,341
Hey.
806
00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,552
Long, bad day.
807
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:35,970
Let's stay in.
808
00:58:36,138 --> 00:58:37,471
- Really?
- Yeah.
809
00:58:37,639 --> 00:58:40,600
Sorry I'm being really boring.
810
00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:43,436
- You feel all right?
- I think so.
811
00:58:43,604 --> 00:58:44,979
Do I look all right?
812
00:58:45,147 --> 00:58:46,480
You look beautiful.
813
00:58:46,648 --> 00:58:50,359
I might be sick. You may not
want to get too close.
814
00:58:54,198 --> 00:58:56,157
What are you doing?
815
00:58:56,325 --> 00:58:59,243
Lift up your head.
816
00:58:59,411 --> 00:59:03,831
I read that this is what you do
when a girl gets sick.
817
00:59:03,999 --> 00:59:05,833
You don't have to.
818
00:59:07,127 --> 00:59:08,711
Anything to eat?
819
00:59:08,879 --> 00:59:12,381
There are some oranges
and yogurt in the fridge.
820
00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:15,426
Here, find something
for us to watch.
821
00:59:17,387 --> 00:59:19,180
What happened
to Bob and Sally?
822
00:59:19,348 --> 00:59:21,390
I don't want to talk about it.
823
00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:30,191
You want some?
824
00:59:30,359 --> 00:59:32,860
Thanks.
825
00:59:33,028 --> 00:59:35,154
My friend Tommy
said he was born with a tail.
826
00:59:35,322 --> 00:59:38,699
I doubt your friend Tommy
is one of the 23 cases ever.
827
00:59:38,867 --> 00:59:40,243
- No, he totally is.
- Mm, yeah.
828
00:59:40,410 --> 00:59:42,703
We have lots of things
we don't use anymore.
829
00:59:42,871 --> 00:59:45,456
I'm pretty sure they sell this
at Urban Ourfitters.
830
00:59:45,624 --> 00:59:48,793
It's oversimplified and misleading,
but I like the pictures.
831
00:59:48,961 --> 00:59:50,753
Want some water?
832
00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:52,838
Vino.
833
00:59:53,006 --> 00:59:54,840
- Vino?
- Wine.
834
00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:56,425
I know.
835
01:00:00,722 --> 01:00:02,390
Thank you.
836
01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:13,067
Di piu?
How much more?
837
01:00:13,235 --> 01:00:15,236
Basta finito.
838
01:00:15,404 --> 01:00:18,406
- For the day?
- Si.
839
01:00:18,573 --> 01:00:20,116
Well, let's go fishing
or something.
840
01:00:20,284 --> 01:00:22,451
No. Sono stanco.
841
01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:23,911
Come on, man.
842
01:00:24,079 --> 01:00:26,163
My girlfriend's at work,
I got nothing to do.
843
01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:30,418
Look, if you're stanco,
let me drive these down.
844
01:00:30,585 --> 01:00:33,587
Have fun.
845
01:01:20,635 --> 01:01:23,637
Whoo! Touchdown, Epsilon,
846
01:01:23,805 --> 01:01:27,141
Lamda, Omega!
Run! Run, run, Pledge!
847
01:01:27,309 --> 01:01:29,894
Run faster, faggot!
848
01:01:30,062 --> 01:01:32,980
Oh, oh, fuck you!
849
01:01:33,148 --> 01:01:35,483
Oh, oh, oh!
850
01:01:39,446 --> 01:01:42,698
♪ Oh, say, can you see ♪
851
01:01:42,866 --> 01:01:45,785
♪ My gigantic cock? ♪
852
01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:35,835
Oh. Hi.
853
01:02:36,002 --> 01:02:37,711
Oh, my God.
854
01:02:37,879 --> 01:02:39,713
- What are you doing here?
- Walking home from work.
855
01:02:39,881 --> 01:02:41,382
What are you doing here?
856
01:02:41,550 --> 01:02:43,426
Um, here.
857
01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:45,886
We're buying gifts now?
858
01:02:46,054 --> 01:02:49,557
It has Roman porn in it.
Remember?
859
01:02:49,724 --> 01:02:51,058
You didn't sign it, though.
860
01:03:07,742 --> 01:03:10,911
Hmm.
861
01:03:11,079 --> 01:03:13,539
There are so many more
tourists here than usual.
862
01:03:13,707 --> 01:03:15,499
This is the beginning.
863
01:03:15,667 --> 01:03:18,919
Late spring is a madhouse.
864
01:03:20,922 --> 01:03:22,381
- You want to go somewhere?
- Let's go.
865
01:03:22,549 --> 01:03:26,510
Okay, but you can't tell anyone.
It's a secret.
866
01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:29,555
Not Tommy, no girls.
867
01:03:29,723 --> 01:03:32,183
- Anywhere away from tourists.
- You're a tourist.
868
01:03:32,350 --> 01:03:34,435
We have to get my boat.
Come on.
869
01:03:34,603 --> 01:03:36,604
You have a boat?
870
01:03:40,233 --> 01:03:42,610
- Come on, faster, Evan! Faster!
- Can you swim if we sink?
871
01:03:42,777 --> 01:03:44,653
The lady gorilla won't sink.
872
01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:46,489
Seriously, can you swim?
873
01:03:46,656 --> 01:03:48,282
Okay, so we're very close.
874
01:03:48,450 --> 01:03:51,118
So paddle us as fast as you can,
then get down.
875
01:03:51,286 --> 01:03:52,745
All right, have you
done this before?
876
01:04:02,130 --> 01:04:03,672
This looks like magic.
877
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:07,801
Looks like stuff from nature
we haven't figured out yet.
878
01:04:07,969 --> 01:04:09,762
Well, what makes this?
879
01:04:09,930 --> 01:04:11,931
The glow?
It's from refracted sunlight
880
01:04:12,098 --> 01:04:15,100
coming through
a big hole underwater.
881
01:04:15,268 --> 01:04:16,644
How did you find it?
882
01:04:16,811 --> 01:04:18,604
My friend showed it to me.
883
01:04:18,772 --> 01:04:23,442
There are some others the tours
go to, but this one is a secret.
884
01:04:25,237 --> 01:04:29,657
Some of the Roman statues from
the exhibit were found over there.
885
01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:40,000
Hormones and biochemistry.
886
01:04:40,168 --> 01:04:43,837
Moment ruined and I think
we're taking on water.
887
01:04:44,005 --> 01:04:46,173
Stop talking shit
about my boat, Evan.
888
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:08,028
Can I ask you
something awkward now?
889
01:05:08,196 --> 01:05:09,863
No.
890
01:05:10,031 --> 01:05:14,076
Do you ever
change your clothes?
891
01:05:14,244 --> 01:05:16,537
- Yes!
- Really?
892
01:05:16,705 --> 01:05:18,914
All I brought is my backpack
and the only things they sell here
893
01:05:19,082 --> 01:05:20,583
are, like,
"I heart Bologna" shirts.
894
01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:23,294
Octopussy!
895
01:05:23,461 --> 01:05:26,297
- We are not all like that.
- Octopussy.
896
01:05:26,464 --> 01:05:28,007
You girls
old enough to drink?
897
01:05:28,174 --> 01:05:31,093
You know where
we can get some beer?
898
01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:32,886
Uh, Evan,
are you still hungry?
899
01:05:33,054 --> 01:05:34,179
No, I'm good.
900
01:05:34,347 --> 01:05:36,390
'Cause you know, the clinic
opens really early tomorrow.
901
01:05:36,558 --> 01:05:38,684
- Yeah, I have work tomorrow, too.
- I've got to go to bed.
902
01:05:38,852 --> 01:05:40,853
- Don't pay for me.
- No, you did all the rowing.
903
01:05:41,021 --> 01:05:44,148
But thanks for a wonderful time.
904
01:06:16,723 --> 01:06:18,974
What up?
905
01:06:19,142 --> 01:06:22,728
Hey, I have weed
in my hotel room.
906
01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:29,610
I don't speak French.
907
01:06:29,778 --> 01:06:31,820
Uh...
908
01:06:31,988 --> 01:06:35,074
how much
to suck my dick?
909
01:06:40,455 --> 01:06:42,956
Shh, shh.
910
01:06:46,503 --> 01:06:47,795
What the...?
911
01:07:31,589 --> 01:07:33,382
Football bad?
912
01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:35,008
Si.
913
01:07:35,176 --> 01:07:36,593
Where are you
off to all dapper?
914
01:07:36,761 --> 01:07:38,220
Chiesa. Come.
915
01:07:54,529 --> 01:07:56,405
Grazie.
916
01:08:04,873 --> 01:08:07,458
Your Italian is going better.
917
01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:11,211
Yeah, I'm trying.
918
01:08:11,379 --> 01:08:14,089
Are there any
single donne at church?
919
01:08:14,257 --> 01:08:16,425
Si.
920
01:08:16,593 --> 01:08:18,552
You should ask one out.
921
01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:24,475
- I can't.
- Yeah, you can.
922
01:08:24,642 --> 01:08:26,435
My wife.
923
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:32,983
Oh, well...
924
01:08:33,151 --> 01:08:35,736
if you ever feel ready,
then you should.
925
01:09:23,243 --> 01:09:25,285
- Hey.
- Hey.
926
01:09:25,453 --> 01:09:26,912
Something wrong?
927
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:29,623
No, it's...
928
01:09:29,791 --> 01:09:32,417
- Can I come in?
- No, it's not a good time right now.
929
01:09:34,754 --> 01:09:37,923
Um, well, I mean
if you really have to.
930
01:09:49,018 --> 01:09:53,522
Um, I didn't sleep
at all last night,
931
01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:57,150
so forgive me
if I stumble through this.
932
01:09:57,318 --> 01:09:59,778
I don't even know how much
you need me to tell you this,
933
01:09:59,946 --> 01:10:02,197
because it's been
barely a week,
934
01:10:02,365 --> 01:10:05,993
but things got intense
so fast and...
935
01:10:07,912 --> 01:10:10,038
Tell me what?
936
01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:13,166
We can't see
each other anymore.
937
01:10:15,587 --> 01:10:18,255
- Are you serious?
- Yes.
938
01:10:18,423 --> 01:10:21,008
I don't think you're ready
for where this is going
939
01:10:21,175 --> 01:10:22,885
and I have some things
I need to work through
940
01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:24,845
without being
in a relationship.
941
01:10:25,013 --> 01:10:26,805
And, Evan, I'm--
942
01:10:26,973 --> 01:10:30,475
I'm really, really sorry
for leading you on like this.
943
01:10:30,643 --> 01:10:34,271
I can see how
you could feel like this has--
944
01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:36,982
this has all been going so fast.
945
01:10:37,150 --> 01:10:40,110
Like, if you're freaked out and you
need some space, that's fine.
946
01:10:40,278 --> 01:10:42,195
Evan, you've been through
a lot recently
947
01:10:42,363 --> 01:10:45,699
and maybe you're not
thinking clearly, but...
948
01:10:49,037 --> 01:10:50,662
I'm fine.
949
01:10:50,830 --> 01:10:53,707
- What's your problem?
- No, I...
950
01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:58,211
I'd really rather not explain
what's the problem.
951
01:10:58,379 --> 01:11:02,257
Um, again, I can't tell you
how sorry I am
952
01:11:02,425 --> 01:11:05,677
and that you're
a wonderful guy, but...
953
01:11:05,845 --> 01:11:09,765
What happened to intimacy
being talking about stuff?
954
01:11:11,809 --> 01:11:15,145
That's it?
So I leave here
955
01:11:15,313 --> 01:11:18,690
and it's like you and I
never happened?
956
01:11:18,858 --> 01:11:21,568
We never see each other again?
957
01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:29,034
Okay.
958
01:11:37,418 --> 01:11:39,002
I want you
to know something--
959
01:11:39,170 --> 01:11:42,381
take it or leave it--
960
01:11:42,548 --> 01:11:44,466
I think you could be
the love of my life,
961
01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:47,844
and I know that sounds stupid,
it's only been five days.
962
01:11:48,012 --> 01:11:50,097
But it's true.
963
01:11:50,264 --> 01:11:53,100
If you don't feel anything for me
and that's what this is really about,
964
01:11:53,267 --> 01:11:55,060
then I wish you the best
with everything in your life
965
01:11:55,228 --> 01:11:58,271
'cause I think you're
an amazing person.
966
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:01,024
But if you do feel something,
967
01:12:01,192 --> 01:12:04,236
I think you should think
about this a little bit longer.
968
01:12:12,453 --> 01:12:13,954
All right.
969
01:12:42,608 --> 01:12:43,900
I'm taking off, Angelo.
970
01:12:47,822 --> 01:12:50,449
Uh, donne problema.
971
01:12:50,616 --> 01:12:53,285
Oh, I didn't hit her.
972
01:12:53,453 --> 01:12:57,164
I hit a wall 'cause she
broke up with me.
973
01:12:57,331 --> 01:12:59,166
Stupido.
974
01:13:01,294 --> 01:13:02,961
"Donna Italiana," right?
975
01:13:03,129 --> 01:13:05,088
Ciao.
976
01:13:08,634 --> 01:13:10,385
Hey, Angelo?
977
01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:15,015
I wanted to say thank you.
978
01:13:15,183 --> 01:13:17,017
Uh, even with all this,
I'm living the fantasy
979
01:13:17,185 --> 01:13:19,352
of some rich
American housewife.
980
01:13:21,981 --> 01:13:24,357
I don't know how much
longer I'm gonna stay here,
981
01:13:24,525 --> 01:13:27,152
but I want you to know
that I appreciate all this.
982
01:13:32,283 --> 01:13:33,825
Policia?
983
01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:36,161
Immigrazione.
984
01:13:36,329 --> 01:13:38,538
Immigration?
Do I need to worry?
985
01:13:38,706 --> 01:13:40,916
- Si.
- Should I run?
986
01:13:41,084 --> 01:13:42,709
Si.
987
01:14:15,201 --> 01:14:18,245
So back in the US,
the cops are after me.
988
01:14:18,412 --> 01:14:21,039
Before that, I lost my job
989
01:14:21,207 --> 01:14:24,543
and lost my-- my parents.
990
01:14:26,671 --> 01:14:29,714
Here, I lost my job,
991
01:14:29,882 --> 01:14:34,302
lost my girlfriend,
and the cops are after me.
992
01:16:12,860 --> 01:16:15,779
Can you start--
993
01:16:15,947 --> 01:16:18,406
can you start
the shower, please?
994
01:16:42,265 --> 01:16:43,848
Are you a vampire, werewolf,
995
01:16:44,016 --> 01:16:47,394
zombie, witch, or alien?
996
01:16:47,561 --> 01:16:50,063
Human.
997
01:16:52,525 --> 01:16:54,734
Are you scared of me?
998
01:16:56,153 --> 01:16:58,113
Yeah,
999
01:16:58,281 --> 01:17:01,866
but explain it to me.
1000
01:17:05,413 --> 01:17:08,081
Sorry, I...
1001
01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:12,419
Evan.
1002
01:17:12,586 --> 01:17:14,421
Calm--
1003
01:17:14,588 --> 01:17:16,715
Fuck.
1004
01:17:22,430 --> 01:17:25,223
Evan, that is me.
1005
01:17:26,934 --> 01:17:28,685
No, it's not.
1006
01:17:28,853 --> 01:17:30,145
It is.
1007
01:17:30,313 --> 01:17:33,440
I posed for that painting
almost 2,000 years ago.
1008
01:17:33,607 --> 01:17:36,776
Ha! This is the crazy
I can't handle.
1009
01:17:36,944 --> 01:17:40,613
My eyes are like this because
of hereditary heterochromia.
1010
01:17:40,781 --> 01:17:41,990
Do you know what that means?
1011
01:17:42,158 --> 01:17:44,451
I don't know. You, like, give it
to your kids or something?
1012
01:17:44,618 --> 01:17:47,579
Correct, but I've been
giving it to myself.
1013
01:17:47,747 --> 01:17:49,664
There are things I have found out
in the last two decades
1014
01:17:49,832 --> 01:17:52,709
that I don't understand entirely
and you may find them upsetting.
1015
01:17:52,877 --> 01:17:54,294
You're trying not to upset me?
1016
01:17:54,462 --> 01:17:56,963
You dumped me
and became a monster.
1017
01:17:57,131 --> 01:17:59,007
Okay, you win one argument.
1018
01:17:59,175 --> 01:18:03,094
Um, do you know
what embryonic stem cells are?
1019
01:18:03,262 --> 01:18:05,388
Cure stuff.
You abort babies to get 'em.
1020
01:18:05,556 --> 01:18:07,932
Not necessarily, but you
kind of get the idea.
1021
01:18:08,100 --> 01:18:10,393
They replicate for a long time
and can be used to heal
1022
01:18:10,561 --> 01:18:12,145
- or maintain your whole body.
- So that's what you are?
1023
01:18:12,313 --> 01:18:14,022
You're like "Newsweek" fountain
of youth cells or something?
1024
01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:15,940
Sure, so my body uses the cells
1025
01:18:16,108 --> 01:18:19,611
so I stay the same age
and heal very fast.
1026
01:18:19,779 --> 01:18:22,489
But-- embryonic cells?
1027
01:18:22,656 --> 01:18:24,949
Are you fucking pregnant?
1028
01:18:26,410 --> 01:18:27,911
Fuck!
1029
01:18:28,079 --> 01:18:29,996
I conceive and about a week later
1030
01:18:30,164 --> 01:18:32,999
I'm a healthy 20-year-old
with 50% new DNA.
1031
01:18:33,167 --> 01:18:37,670
I stay the same age for about 20 years
and then I need new cells.
1032
01:18:37,838 --> 01:18:39,089
And you dumped me
once you got 'em.
1033
01:18:39,256 --> 01:18:41,383
You wouldn't have
recognized me anyway.
1034
01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:45,595
I'll have to start a new life.
I always do, every 20 years.
1035
01:18:45,763 --> 01:18:48,431
Why tonight?
Why even get to know me?
1036
01:18:48,599 --> 01:18:49,974
I didn't want to hurt you.
1037
01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:52,852
- Ha!
- God damn it, I mean physically.
1038
01:18:53,020 --> 01:18:55,480
Before my body uses the cells,
it goes crazy.
1039
01:18:55,648 --> 01:18:58,358
I rot, I turn into creatures
from our evolutionary past,
1040
01:18:58,526 --> 01:19:01,444
- I fucking kill stuff!
- Fuck!
1041
01:19:03,239 --> 01:19:06,032
- Hey, we both have tempers, huh?
- Yeah, but mine's worse.
1042
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:09,160
And something is off.
And I thought I could control it, but...
1043
01:19:09,328 --> 01:19:12,038
fuck, I got--
1044
01:19:12,206 --> 01:19:15,041
I got desperate
and I tried occult books and...
1045
01:19:15,209 --> 01:19:17,335
- Occult books?
- I ate my rabbit.
1046
01:19:17,503 --> 01:19:20,046
- What?
- Okay, it's not magic, okay?
1047
01:19:20,214 --> 01:19:24,384
There's adult stem cells in cat brains
and rabbit intestines, testicles.
1048
01:19:24,552 --> 01:19:25,885
Well, use those!
1049
01:19:26,053 --> 01:19:29,264
I do,
but they aren't as effective.
1050
01:19:29,432 --> 01:19:33,143
Okay, well, whatever I saw
on your living room floor,
1051
01:19:33,310 --> 01:19:35,687
that was not the physical laws
of the universe.
1052
01:19:35,855 --> 01:19:37,313
- Okay, just--
- I need a second.
1053
01:19:37,481 --> 01:19:39,399
Look, just because you haven't
seen something before, Evan,
1054
01:19:39,567 --> 01:19:41,734
doesn't mean it's supernatural.
1055
01:19:41,902 --> 01:19:43,653
Evan.
1056
01:19:43,821 --> 01:19:45,113
Can you please stop
walking away?
1057
01:19:45,281 --> 01:19:47,532
- Please?
- Give me a minute.
1058
01:20:31,619 --> 01:20:33,953
- Hello?
- Hello? Tommy!
1059
01:20:34,121 --> 01:20:35,413
- Yeah?
- Hey, it's Evan!
1060
01:20:35,581 --> 01:20:37,081
- Ev!
- What's up, man?
1061
01:20:37,249 --> 01:20:41,085
- How you doin', brother?
- I'm good, I'm good.
1062
01:20:41,253 --> 01:20:44,214
- Yeah, I met a girl.
- What? Is she fucking hot?
1063
01:20:44,381 --> 01:20:48,134
Yeah, she's-- she's really hot, yeah.
1064
01:20:48,302 --> 01:20:51,804
- Um, do you have a sec?
- Uh, sure, man.
1065
01:20:51,972 --> 01:20:53,306
What's up?
1066
01:20:53,474 --> 01:20:57,185
I got this girl or, uh,
maybe monster pregnant
1067
01:20:57,353 --> 01:20:58,978
and I don't know
if she's gonna, like,
1068
01:20:59,146 --> 01:21:00,980
- give birth to herself or...
- What?
1069
01:21:01,148 --> 01:21:04,192
- Hello? Tommy? Tommy?
- Hello? Ev?
1070
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:06,653
Ev, dude, I just smoked
a huge fucking bowl--
1071
01:21:06,820 --> 01:21:08,696
- Smoked a huge bowl?
- Yeah, man.
1072
01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:11,824
- Like, right before you called.
- Gotcha.
1073
01:21:11,992 --> 01:21:13,576
Yeah, right before I got
on the phone? Okay.
1074
01:21:13,744 --> 01:21:15,328
Yeah.
1075
01:21:15,496 --> 01:21:19,332
Um, no, no. No problem, man,
no problem at all.
1076
01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:22,126
Just, uh, I'll call you back
another time.
1077
01:21:22,294 --> 01:21:23,711
Call me back, man.
Have a good time out there.
1078
01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:26,506
Yeah. Yup, enjoy.
1079
01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:37,702
I know it's complicated,
obviously,
1080
01:22:37,870 --> 01:22:41,414
but let's talk about this.
1081
01:22:44,668 --> 01:22:48,338
That's me.
1082
01:22:48,505 --> 01:22:50,757
It's something chemical.
1083
01:22:50,924 --> 01:22:53,426
Pheromones.
1084
01:22:53,594 --> 01:22:55,470
If I do this to a plant,
you have to wonder what it is
1085
01:22:55,638 --> 01:22:57,388
you're actually feeling.
1086
01:23:00,100 --> 01:23:02,435
I've seen what happens to you.
1087
01:23:02,603 --> 01:23:06,606
I mean, I've seen this
at its worst, right?
1088
01:23:06,774 --> 01:23:08,441
And I can deal with that part.
1089
01:23:08,609 --> 01:23:12,445
No. You want to be with someone
that is basically going to be related
1090
01:23:12,613 --> 01:23:15,740
to you and when you're 85
you'll look like an inbred pedophile?
1091
01:23:15,908 --> 01:23:18,743
- Yes, probably.
- No.
1092
01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:20,453
In a day
I'll be someone else and, Evan,
1093
01:23:20,621 --> 01:23:23,289
you should get far
to keep all your stuff attached.
1094
01:23:23,457 --> 01:23:26,626
Let's use the time we have.
1095
01:23:26,794 --> 01:23:29,337
Why? Why?
1096
01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:30,963
For just a little while longer,
1097
01:23:31,131 --> 01:23:34,133
I'm a normal guy,
you're a normal girl.
1098
01:23:34,301 --> 01:23:35,843
We're here.
1099
01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:39,305
I'd regret it if we didn't
take this to its end.
1100
01:23:39,473 --> 01:23:43,434
Evan, you know that I'm not
in love with you, right?
1101
01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:51,651
You like being with me.
1102
01:23:51,819 --> 01:23:53,861
You like the sex and all that?
1103
01:23:56,824 --> 01:23:59,033
You smell good.
1104
01:23:59,201 --> 01:24:01,536
And you're funny,
1105
01:24:01,704 --> 01:24:04,664
and I like the closeness.
1106
01:24:04,832 --> 01:24:07,583
Great.
1107
01:24:07,751 --> 01:24:10,002
So...
1108
01:24:10,170 --> 01:24:14,590
how different is your personality
gonna be when you use my cells?
1109
01:24:14,758 --> 01:24:17,593
Well, with your impulsiveness
and some other personality stuff,
1110
01:24:17,761 --> 01:24:19,220
about half of you.
1111
01:24:19,388 --> 01:24:21,681
Keep my memories, that's nice.
1112
01:24:21,849 --> 01:24:25,435
When you realize that you're
madly in love with me.
1113
01:24:25,602 --> 01:24:27,186
That's the only way
this goes down?
1114
01:24:27,354 --> 01:24:29,605
To live forever, yes.
1115
01:24:29,773 --> 01:24:32,108
What about not forever?
1116
01:24:32,276 --> 01:24:36,028
Evan, I really think you're great,
but I'm not giving up eternity
1117
01:24:36,196 --> 01:24:37,613
- for a guy I just met a week ago.
- I know.
1118
01:24:37,781 --> 01:24:41,951
I don't mean to sound like a selfish
dick, but is there a way?
1119
01:24:42,119 --> 01:24:45,288
My adult stem cells, but they're weak
and they would give me one life.
1120
01:24:46,874 --> 01:24:48,875
So you'd be choosing death?
1121
01:24:49,042 --> 01:24:51,627
I don't choose.
1122
01:24:51,795 --> 01:24:54,630
- What?
- Nothing, nothing.
1123
01:24:54,798 --> 01:24:58,426
Seven days from getting pregnant,
my body metabolizes the cells
1124
01:24:58,594 --> 01:25:00,887
and that's in about a day.
1125
01:25:05,392 --> 01:25:08,102
So spend it with me
on a road trip.
1126
01:25:08,270 --> 01:25:09,562
No.
1127
01:25:09,730 --> 01:25:13,524
The transformations are getting
way worse and I can't control them.
1128
01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:17,570
Come on, 24-hour road trip,
or until you love me.
1129
01:25:17,738 --> 01:25:19,822
Evan, maybe we should just
rip the Band-Aid off
1130
01:25:19,990 --> 01:25:24,410
before a fucking scaly appendage
rips off your... head.
1131
01:25:24,578 --> 01:25:26,496
You know,
you get until Earth dies,
1132
01:25:26,663 --> 01:25:28,998
I get one more day with you.
1133
01:25:29,166 --> 01:25:31,209
- Shit.
- What?
1134
01:25:31,376 --> 01:25:32,960
Immigration.
They came to the farm today.
1135
01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:35,421
- Fuck, we should get out of here.
- Why?
1136
01:25:35,589 --> 01:25:37,965
- Um, Italian jail.
- What?
1137
01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:40,092
Yes, they throw in illegal
immigrants all the time.
1138
01:25:40,260 --> 01:25:41,969
Dude, they're gonna rape you.
1139
01:25:46,683 --> 01:25:49,227
Anybody ever driven off the cliff?
1140
01:25:49,394 --> 01:25:51,395
Uh, I did once.
1141
01:25:51,563 --> 01:25:54,273
Years ago.
1142
01:25:54,441 --> 01:25:56,609
You're not driving.
1143
01:26:03,617 --> 01:26:06,327
All right,
where's our first hideout?
1144
01:26:06,495 --> 01:26:07,912
Naples!
1145
01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:09,956
What's in Naples?
1146
01:26:10,123 --> 01:26:14,335
Good restaurants and stores
for you to buy some clothes.
1147
01:26:15,629 --> 01:26:17,213
You never told me
you had a car.
1148
01:26:17,381 --> 01:26:20,007
It never came up.
1149
01:26:20,175 --> 01:26:21,843
Pull over.
1150
01:26:22,010 --> 01:26:23,386
What else do you have?
1151
01:26:23,554 --> 01:26:25,847
You've seen my boat.
1152
01:26:27,641 --> 01:26:30,434
Come on, in 2,000 years
you must've invested in something.
1153
01:26:30,602 --> 01:26:33,813
Okay, I have
an apartment in Rome.
1154
01:26:33,981 --> 01:26:36,190
In Paris.
1155
01:26:36,358 --> 01:26:38,276
In Bali.
1156
01:26:38,443 --> 01:26:40,653
So you're slummin' it
with me right now?
1157
01:26:40,821 --> 01:26:42,989
It actually is
a fucking nightmare.
1158
01:26:43,156 --> 01:26:46,200
I have to constantly come up
with new federal ID numbers,
1159
01:26:46,368 --> 01:26:50,288
will stuff to myself...
it's a nightmare.
1160
01:26:50,455 --> 01:26:52,874
- Right.
- Right.
1161
01:26:53,041 --> 01:26:55,209
What's your original name?
1162
01:26:55,377 --> 01:26:59,130
Uh, uh, I don't remember.
1163
01:26:59,298 --> 01:27:01,007
Really?
1164
01:27:01,174 --> 01:27:03,926
Well, do you remember the address
of your childhood home?
1165
01:27:04,094 --> 01:27:06,345
Yes, I do.
1166
01:27:06,513 --> 01:27:08,180
Fuck!
Oh, fuck! Evan!
1167
01:27:08,348 --> 01:27:09,724
The olive farmer police!
1168
01:27:09,892 --> 01:27:11,309
Just get down,
they won't see you.
1169
01:27:11,476 --> 01:27:12,810
- No!
- Just get down.
1170
01:27:12,978 --> 01:27:14,770
Hold on. Hold on.
1171
01:27:17,274 --> 01:27:19,483
Are they gone?
1172
01:27:19,651 --> 01:27:22,820
Yeah. That was very European.
1173
01:27:33,790 --> 01:27:36,334
This is some hipster shit.
1174
01:27:38,795 --> 01:27:41,464
We should get back on the road.
1175
01:27:41,632 --> 01:27:44,717
What do you like more,
pool or the ocean?
1176
01:27:44,885 --> 01:27:47,553
Um, ocean.
1177
01:27:47,721 --> 01:27:49,722
No sharks in pools,
that's nice,
1178
01:27:49,890 --> 01:27:53,225
but the ocean goes on
and on and on.
1179
01:27:53,393 --> 01:27:54,852
It's mysterious.
1180
01:27:55,020 --> 01:27:56,562
Put your feet
in the ocean, then.
1181
01:27:56,730 --> 01:27:59,565
No, no, this pool
has enough mystery.
1182
01:27:59,733 --> 01:28:03,194
I mean, it doesn't make any sense,
but it's nice.
1183
01:28:03,362 --> 01:28:05,321
Like you.
1184
01:28:05,489 --> 01:28:08,240
- I don't make any sense?
- No, not really.
1185
01:28:12,079 --> 01:28:15,206
Why go on the run
with me, then?
1186
01:28:15,374 --> 01:28:19,710
First time we sat down
and talked, it was easy.
1187
01:28:19,878 --> 01:28:22,546
And then it stayed easy.
1188
01:28:22,714 --> 01:28:24,423
And that's it?
1189
01:28:24,591 --> 01:28:27,551
You had a profound moment
I missed?
1190
01:28:30,013 --> 01:28:33,099
First time we had sex.
1191
01:28:33,266 --> 01:28:34,600
Really?
1192
01:28:36,061 --> 01:28:37,853
Yeah.
1193
01:28:38,021 --> 01:28:40,815
No, I mean, really, like,
you knew then
1194
01:28:40,983 --> 01:28:43,943
you wanted graves
next to each other?
1195
01:28:45,278 --> 01:28:47,947
No, I mean I-- there wasn't
a moment when I knew.
1196
01:28:49,908 --> 01:28:51,325
But I do know.
1197
01:28:53,620 --> 01:28:57,456
I'm just saying if I felt we should
share all of our time together--
1198
01:28:57,624 --> 01:29:00,084
and I'm not saying I do--
1199
01:29:00,252 --> 01:29:04,463
it's not because of something
that could be expressed.
1200
01:29:04,631 --> 01:29:08,300
And also, like, you saw me
all fucked up and you're still here.
1201
01:29:10,137 --> 01:29:12,513
Oh.
1202
01:29:12,681 --> 01:29:15,224
I guess...
1203
01:29:15,392 --> 01:29:19,729
your place is clean.
I like that.
1204
01:29:19,896 --> 01:29:22,982
And your voice,
your voice keeps me around.
1205
01:29:32,701 --> 01:29:34,243
What?
1206
01:29:36,163 --> 01:29:38,539
Welcome to Naples!
1207
01:29:38,707 --> 01:29:41,959
- Benvenuto!
- Are we looking for crack?
1208
01:29:42,127 --> 01:29:45,254
We're on the run.
No police ever come here.
1209
01:29:45,422 --> 01:29:47,339
You're trying to get me killed.
1210
01:29:47,507 --> 01:29:49,175
- Hashish?
- How much?
1211
01:29:49,342 --> 01:29:51,135
- No, grazie, grazie. Grazie.
- 20?
1212
01:29:51,303 --> 01:29:53,512
- Can you change 50?
- Don't even make eye contact.
1213
01:29:53,680 --> 01:29:56,348
Are you kidding me?
1214
01:29:56,516 --> 01:29:58,517
Do you have a lighter?
1215
01:30:00,353 --> 01:30:02,688
That's terrible.
1216
01:30:02,856 --> 01:30:05,191
We should buy you
some clothes now.
1217
01:30:05,358 --> 01:30:08,194
- Why do you hate my shirt?
- You don't listen.
1218
01:30:08,361 --> 01:30:10,488
- Oh, I listen.
- No, you still don't.
1219
01:30:10,655 --> 01:30:12,198
Oh, I listen.
1220
01:30:12,365 --> 01:30:13,783
Uh, let's see,
I got you pregnant.
1221
01:30:13,950 --> 01:30:16,410
You can use those embryo cells
to heal fast and live forever.
1222
01:30:16,578 --> 01:30:18,079
When you do that,
you physically become
1223
01:30:18,246 --> 01:30:19,789
half the man
who got you pregnant.
1224
01:30:19,956 --> 01:30:22,541
Um, when you are pregnant, you turn
into a cross between creatures
1225
01:30:22,709 --> 01:30:24,293
from our evolutionary past
and a corpse.
1226
01:30:24,461 --> 01:30:26,212
You could choose
to use your adult cells,
1227
01:30:26,379 --> 01:30:27,838
but then you'd die
someday, so--
1228
01:30:28,006 --> 01:30:29,715
You know, honey,
1229
01:30:29,883 --> 01:30:33,094
just because you listen to a few
things doesn't make you Oprah.
1230
01:30:33,261 --> 01:30:35,012
- It does.
- No, it doesn't.
1231
01:30:35,180 --> 01:30:38,766
I find it amazing that I even
understood half of what you said.
1232
01:30:40,936 --> 01:30:43,562
I've actually never been
in a church.
1233
01:30:43,730 --> 01:30:45,898
Well, let's go in that one.
1234
01:30:46,066 --> 01:30:47,775
- You wouldn't be bored?
- No, no.
1235
01:30:47,943 --> 01:30:50,861
I haven't been to that one
since the grand opening.
1236
01:30:54,950 --> 01:30:57,660
So do you know anything
about all this?
1237
01:30:57,828 --> 01:31:00,412
I've always been
a student of science,
1238
01:31:00,580 --> 01:31:03,457
but it's pretty
and I like the rituals.
1239
01:31:03,625 --> 01:31:06,836
No, I mean do you know
anything about, like...?
1240
01:31:07,003 --> 01:31:11,090
No. The gods change so much,
I can't keep up.
1241
01:31:11,258 --> 01:31:13,551
Hmm.
1242
01:31:13,718 --> 01:31:17,221
All this time and all the things
you haven't been able to explain.
1243
01:31:17,389 --> 01:31:20,891
Just seems like you'd know
more or something.
1244
01:31:21,059 --> 01:31:24,395
Just because I can't explain
something about myself right now
1245
01:31:24,563 --> 01:31:26,814
doesn't mean it's metaphysical.
1246
01:31:26,982 --> 01:31:28,774
It means science
can't explain it yet.
1247
01:31:28,942 --> 01:31:30,860
Hmm.
1248
01:31:31,027 --> 01:31:33,737
You looked like a ghost
in that picture at the restaurant.
1249
01:31:33,905 --> 01:31:35,489
You just saw me
look like stuff
1250
01:31:35,657 --> 01:31:38,325
from stories you've read
or saw, that's it.
1251
01:31:40,078 --> 01:31:43,956
Guess giant squid were myths
until one washed up on a beach.
1252
01:31:44,124 --> 01:31:46,417
People used to think
people with rabies
1253
01:31:46,585 --> 01:31:48,544
and porphyria were vampires,
1254
01:31:48,712 --> 01:31:51,088
but that doesn't mean
vampires are real.
1255
01:31:51,256 --> 01:31:53,966
It means science hadn't
caught up with the myth.
1256
01:31:54,134 --> 01:31:57,636
And even if I knew I'm supernatural,
it doesn't prove anything about...
1257
01:32:00,891 --> 01:32:04,435
Fear of the unknown makes a lot
of really pretty stuff, though.
1258
01:32:09,774 --> 01:32:12,610
Um, Louise, did you
bring your shots?
1259
01:32:12,777 --> 01:32:14,278
Yeah, there's one
in my purse.
1260
01:32:14,446 --> 01:32:17,448
- You should use it.
- Why, do you see something?
1261
01:32:17,616 --> 01:32:19,617
Yeah, a little something.
1262
01:32:19,784 --> 01:32:21,118
Just do it here.
1263
01:32:21,286 --> 01:32:23,954
- Don't get up.
- Okay.
1264
01:32:24,122 --> 01:32:28,250
So, this time in Prussia,
1760-something,
1265
01:32:28,418 --> 01:32:30,085
so I'm walking through
the cemetery
1266
01:32:30,253 --> 01:32:31,754
and they're digging
up corpses,
1267
01:32:31,922 --> 01:32:35,132
and the corpses would move
from escaping gases and whatnot.
1268
01:32:35,300 --> 01:32:37,468
- And so they're, like, staking...
- Hey, hey, hey, shh.
1269
01:32:37,636 --> 01:32:39,637
...dead people,
calling them vampires.
1270
01:32:39,804 --> 01:32:41,972
Nerve-wracking.
So I left there.
1271
01:32:42,140 --> 01:32:45,643
I'm in the New World and women
were hung for being witches
1272
01:32:45,810 --> 01:32:47,811
for, like,
a lot less than my quirks.
1273
01:32:47,979 --> 01:32:50,439
One colonial guy said
I was aging well.
1274
01:32:50,607 --> 01:32:53,234
No joke, I was on the first ship
back to England.
1275
01:32:53,401 --> 01:32:57,529
So, then I'm in France and they
were, like, burning women
1276
01:32:57,697 --> 01:32:59,198
at the stake for having
a moody day.
1277
01:32:59,366 --> 01:33:02,368
So I catch a train to Germany
in the 1930s, and, I mean, we all know
1278
01:33:02,535 --> 01:33:04,620
- what happened there, right?
- Hey, Louise?
1279
01:33:04,788 --> 01:33:07,665
Do you want to show me--
what's your favorite museum here?
1280
01:33:07,832 --> 01:33:10,000
- We should go check it out.
- Oh, okay.
1281
01:33:10,168 --> 01:33:13,504
- Can we get some pizza first?
- Of course, yeah.
1282
01:33:20,387 --> 01:33:23,639
Really pouring on
the melodrama in this one.
1283
01:33:23,807 --> 01:33:26,600
You look so different.
1284
01:33:26,768 --> 01:33:31,855
Oh, yeah, my boyfriend before
was a very unattractive Ottoman.
1285
01:33:32,023 --> 01:33:34,441
How many men
are you a mix of?
1286
01:33:34,609 --> 01:33:35,859
You don't want to know.
1287
01:33:36,027 --> 01:33:38,320
I don't?
1288
01:33:38,488 --> 01:33:40,364
Are you jealous, Evan?
1289
01:33:40,532 --> 01:33:41,699
No, but if every--
1290
01:33:41,866 --> 01:33:43,367
you're 2,000 years old--
if every 20 years--
1291
01:33:43,535 --> 01:33:47,204
Do you have a problem with how
many men I slept with and my age?
1292
01:33:47,372 --> 01:33:51,041
Okay, just in the fresco
in the book I gave you.
1293
01:33:51,209 --> 01:33:53,877
None. I'm actually 22 years old
in that painting.
1294
01:33:54,045 --> 01:33:55,879
You're a virgin in that painting?
1295
01:33:56,047 --> 01:33:59,216
Yes. Does that
make you happy?
1296
01:34:03,930 --> 01:34:07,016
So you really hated
being martyred, huh?
1297
01:34:07,183 --> 01:34:09,852
I was just a peasant
posing for the scene.
1298
01:34:10,020 --> 01:34:12,021
After the Black Plague,
I think I was just happy
1299
01:34:12,188 --> 01:34:13,731
I wasn't scrubbing
bodily fluids.
1300
01:34:13,898 --> 01:34:15,733
I have just one question.
1301
01:34:19,070 --> 01:34:20,529
Who the fuck is this guy?
1302
01:34:20,697 --> 01:34:22,906
Where do you think I got
these fingers from?
1303
01:34:23,074 --> 01:34:25,993
You're still really pretty
as an Ottoman peasant.
1304
01:34:26,161 --> 01:34:29,496
Look at-- look at this guy.
He's like...
1305
01:34:29,664 --> 01:34:32,750
"Stop! Stop hitting me!"
1306
01:34:35,086 --> 01:34:38,297
I wanted to show you something
even older than me.
1307
01:34:39,591 --> 01:34:41,050
I saw this on
The Learning Channel.
1308
01:34:41,217 --> 01:34:45,346
It was a bomb shelter
during World War II.
1309
01:34:45,513 --> 01:34:49,308
Yeah, mention World War II and every
American becomes a historian.
1310
01:34:49,476 --> 01:34:52,686
Oh, do they?
Well, we watch movies.
1311
01:34:52,854 --> 01:34:55,022
Lots of them.
1312
01:34:58,777 --> 01:35:02,613
So, um, what happens when--
when this goes down?
1313
01:35:02,781 --> 01:35:05,449
This body dies
1314
01:35:05,617 --> 01:35:07,618
and the cells recreate
a new one.
1315
01:35:09,204 --> 01:35:11,330
And what if you use
your adult cells?
1316
01:35:11,498 --> 01:35:13,791
Then--
1317
01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:17,628
then I'd look exactly the same,
just pregnant,
1318
01:35:17,796 --> 01:35:20,089
and that would be horrifying.
1319
01:35:20,256 --> 01:35:21,965
How much time
do you have left?
1320
01:35:22,133 --> 01:35:25,969
Until the equinox.
Sunrise, probably.
1321
01:35:26,137 --> 01:35:28,347
Your body knows
when winter ends?
1322
01:35:28,515 --> 01:35:30,307
When I was little,
time was measured differently,
1323
01:35:30,475 --> 01:35:33,727
so all that bullshit with sun gods
and whatever, it never--
1324
01:35:33,895 --> 01:35:37,940
Cool, well,
if you stay with me...
1325
01:35:39,484 --> 01:35:42,486
I'll give something up, too.
1326
01:35:42,654 --> 01:35:44,530
Smoking.
1327
01:35:47,325 --> 01:35:49,410
We'll both end up
like these guys.
1328
01:35:49,577 --> 01:35:53,288
Yeah, in, like, 50 years!
Come on!
1329
01:35:53,456 --> 01:35:57,000
So you would be giving up life
to become a father?
1330
01:35:57,168 --> 01:36:00,379
I'm an illegal immigrant olive farmer.
New frontiers.
1331
01:36:00,547 --> 01:36:03,173
So you want to spend
the rest of your life with me?
1332
01:36:04,926 --> 01:36:06,969
Yeah.
1333
01:36:07,137 --> 01:36:10,347
I think you're rushing dating
1334
01:36:10,515 --> 01:36:12,766
and death and fatherhood.
1335
01:36:15,019 --> 01:36:17,354
Well, how do you choose
to use your adult cells?
1336
01:36:17,522 --> 01:36:20,357
- Or your embryonic--
- Oh, wow, look at this guy!
1337
01:36:20,525 --> 01:36:22,943
Whoo!
1338
01:36:23,111 --> 01:36:25,112
How do you choose?
1339
01:36:28,116 --> 01:36:29,867
I don't.
1340
01:36:30,034 --> 01:36:32,744
My-- my body chooses.
1341
01:36:32,912 --> 01:36:34,621
Well, how does
your body choose?
1342
01:36:37,750 --> 01:36:39,418
Oxytocin.
1343
01:36:39,586 --> 01:36:41,837
I'm totally lost again.
1344
01:36:44,549 --> 01:36:48,635
It's the hormone that makes women
fall in love and get maternal.
1345
01:36:48,803 --> 01:36:51,096
And if it were high enough,
1346
01:36:51,264 --> 01:36:54,558
survival reaction blocks
the embryonic cells
1347
01:36:54,726 --> 01:36:57,060
and defaults
into my adult stem cells.
1348
01:36:58,605 --> 01:37:00,564
You know that?
1349
01:37:00,732 --> 01:37:03,233
I mean I don't,
but I'm not sure.
1350
01:37:03,401 --> 01:37:06,737
But I can show you
the origin of the theory.
1351
01:37:08,823 --> 01:37:11,742
You're still
not in love with me?
1352
01:37:34,766 --> 01:37:37,267
Last syringe.
1353
01:37:37,435 --> 01:37:39,102
You still want this?
1354
01:37:47,779 --> 01:37:50,489
Okay.
1355
01:37:50,657 --> 01:37:54,493
I-- I want to show you
where I grew up.
1356
01:38:09,217 --> 01:38:11,510
So if you love me,
1357
01:38:11,678 --> 01:38:15,305
then there's this hormone
and you'll stay the same?
1358
01:38:15,473 --> 01:38:17,474
In theory, yeah.
1359
01:38:17,642 --> 01:38:21,687
But neither of us
has much control over it
1360
01:38:21,854 --> 01:38:25,440
and how would I even know?
1361
01:38:27,652 --> 01:38:31,113
I know I'm in love with you.
1362
01:38:31,281 --> 01:38:33,115
You know that?
1363
01:38:33,283 --> 01:38:35,659
Yes.
1364
01:38:35,827 --> 01:38:40,330
So it seems like you should
know if you love me or not.
1365
01:38:40,498 --> 01:38:45,669
So you never lusted for someone
before and then it passed?
1366
01:38:59,017 --> 01:39:02,019
So you've never
been in love before?
1367
01:39:02,186 --> 01:39:04,980
I guess not.
1368
01:39:05,148 --> 01:39:07,691
- Not in thousands of years?
- I am not a sociopath, okay?
1369
01:39:07,859 --> 01:39:10,360
I just have really bad luck.
1370
01:39:16,326 --> 01:39:17,701
- Bad luck.
- I got it.
1371
01:39:17,869 --> 01:39:19,786
Okay.
1372
01:39:24,375 --> 01:39:26,376
You probably
know the entire city
1373
01:39:26,544 --> 01:39:29,212
was buried by the volcano
you see there in the distance.
1374
01:39:29,380 --> 01:39:32,007
Buried in ash and pumice
perfectly preserved
1375
01:39:32,175 --> 01:39:34,801
and was rediscovered
and dug up centuries later.
1376
01:39:34,969 --> 01:39:36,845
And if you look to your left,
you'll see an example
1377
01:39:37,013 --> 01:39:38,722
of one of the earliest
"Beware of Dog" signs.
1378
01:39:38,890 --> 01:39:40,849
Are you sure there's
no security here?
1379
01:39:41,017 --> 01:39:43,810
No, but, Evan, I feel like you
don't want to see my home town.
1380
01:39:45,605 --> 01:39:47,773
- What the fuck?
- Yup.
1381
01:39:47,940 --> 01:39:50,734
When excavators came across
chambers shaped like human--
1382
01:39:50,902 --> 01:39:52,819
Ev-- Evan, no!
1383
01:39:52,987 --> 01:39:55,072
- No, come back.
- Was that a real dog?
1384
01:39:55,239 --> 01:39:57,074
What are you doing?
1385
01:39:57,241 --> 01:40:00,869
They injected plaster into them
and that's what you get.
1386
01:40:01,037 --> 01:40:04,539
And here we have the whorehouse.
I've never been there.
1387
01:40:04,707 --> 01:40:06,792
But I've been to the bakery
you see to your right
1388
01:40:06,959 --> 01:40:09,586
and to the bar here
on the corner.
1389
01:40:09,754 --> 01:40:11,588
And...
1390
01:40:11,756 --> 01:40:13,340
What?
1391
01:40:15,301 --> 01:40:18,261
I want to show you
my family now.
1392
01:40:20,098 --> 01:40:22,307
Okay, that's weird.
1393
01:40:22,475 --> 01:40:25,560
I didn't know
their tombs were here, but...
1394
01:40:25,728 --> 01:40:28,939
So this is my father,
1395
01:40:29,107 --> 01:40:32,109
my mother,
and my little brother.
1396
01:40:34,404 --> 01:40:36,655
How did you
get away in time?
1397
01:40:36,823 --> 01:40:39,783
- I didn't.
- Then how did you get out?
1398
01:40:39,951 --> 01:40:42,953
You really want to know?
1399
01:40:45,248 --> 01:40:48,375
It's 2,000 years ago,
so I'm doing fine.
1400
01:40:48,543 --> 01:40:51,503
My pain threshold is still
built for birthing,
1401
01:40:51,671 --> 01:40:53,797
so lava is fine.
1402
01:40:55,758 --> 01:40:58,343
My oxytocin case study?
1403
01:40:58,511 --> 01:41:00,721
I got it from her.
1404
01:41:00,888 --> 01:41:04,141
It's hereditary.
1405
01:41:04,308 --> 01:41:07,269
She gave it all up
for me and my father.
1406
01:41:09,981 --> 01:41:13,316
I don't want to die and I don't
want to watch anyone die.
1407
01:41:17,155 --> 01:41:19,781
Well, at least you got the same
backstory as Harry Potter.
1408
01:41:19,949 --> 01:41:22,159
That's pretty cool.
1409
01:41:22,326 --> 01:41:25,328
Can I say something
in absolute sincerity?
1410
01:41:27,081 --> 01:41:29,750
I'm gonna miss
the hell out of you.
1411
01:41:29,917 --> 01:41:32,502
Like, it's gonna
fucking hurt, bad.
1412
01:41:35,131 --> 01:41:39,259
Your perfect male fantasy
just shattered.
1413
01:41:39,427 --> 01:41:41,678
A younger wife
and a sugar mama.
1414
01:41:45,516 --> 01:41:48,852
Yeah, you forgot the incest part.
I mean, I'm an open-minded guy,
1415
01:41:49,020 --> 01:41:51,730
but I probably wouldn't want that.
1416
01:41:51,898 --> 01:41:54,274
That's the Temple
of Apollo sundial.
1417
01:41:54,442 --> 01:41:56,193
- This?
- No, no, no.
1418
01:41:56,360 --> 01:41:57,694
Mm-mm.
1419
01:41:57,862 --> 01:41:59,905
After we borrowed him
from the ancient Greeks,
1420
01:42:00,072 --> 01:42:01,823
he was replaced by Jesus,
1421
01:42:01,991 --> 01:42:04,367
and now we don't know
who the old clock belongs to.
1422
01:42:06,704 --> 01:42:09,915
Um, one last thing
you should know.
1423
01:42:12,001 --> 01:42:17,339
Right before I transform,
if I transform...
1424
01:42:17,507 --> 01:42:19,716
that monster
1425
01:42:19,884 --> 01:42:23,053
is gonna be the biggest
and sharpest.
1426
01:42:25,181 --> 01:42:27,849
How big?
1427
01:42:28,017 --> 01:42:29,976
Just run.
1428
01:42:30,144 --> 01:42:32,062
Really fast.
1429
01:42:36,025 --> 01:42:38,568
We never got my clothes.
1430
01:42:40,112 --> 01:42:44,574
No. One of us says something
about journey and destination.
1431
01:42:46,828 --> 01:42:49,913
Destinations are underrated?
1432
01:42:50,081 --> 01:42:53,041
You ever wonder
what life is like in the finite?
1433
01:42:53,209 --> 01:42:56,002
Terrifying all the time,
I'm sure.
1434
01:42:56,170 --> 01:42:58,338
I don't think so.
1435
01:43:00,550 --> 01:43:04,219
Even at my lowest, I'm still excited
to use the time the best I can.
1436
01:43:04,387 --> 01:43:06,721
There's motivation to make
every second count.
1437
01:43:10,643 --> 01:43:12,185
You never got lonely?
1438
01:43:14,939 --> 01:43:17,023
Not since I met you.
1439
01:43:17,191 --> 01:43:19,818
Doesn't it scare you losing that?
1440
01:43:32,999 --> 01:43:35,000
What are you doing?
1441
01:43:35,167 --> 01:43:37,752
Begging.
1442
01:43:37,920 --> 01:43:40,213
Go on, it's time.
1443
01:43:49,181 --> 01:43:52,642
Tell me more
about the finite.
1444
01:43:57,690 --> 01:44:01,026
Um...
1445
01:44:01,193 --> 01:44:03,069
let's see, uh--
1446
01:44:03,237 --> 01:44:07,574
when you're sick,
it makes you feel lucky
1447
01:44:07,742 --> 01:44:09,784
for all the times
when you were healthy.
1448
01:44:12,163 --> 01:44:15,206
Uh, sunrises and sunsets...
1449
01:44:16,667 --> 01:44:19,961
some things
are just beautiful no matter what
1450
01:44:20,129 --> 01:44:22,631
and a constant reminder
that you only get so many.
1451
01:44:24,342 --> 01:44:27,677
So you better fucking enjoy 'em.
1452
01:44:31,515 --> 01:44:34,559
Some pizza and a bottle of wine
with the right person
1453
01:44:34,727 --> 01:44:37,854
that can make
the shittiest day better.
1454
01:44:38,022 --> 01:44:40,690
Coffee dates take up a pretty good
1455
01:44:40,858 --> 01:44:43,860
chunk of your time,
but-- but they're worth it.
1456
01:44:46,364 --> 01:44:50,200
I don't know, you can choose
to work yourself to death,
1457
01:44:50,368 --> 01:44:54,496
but you could also
throw all that work away
1458
01:44:54,664 --> 01:44:57,207
without regrets
for the right person.
1459
01:44:59,251 --> 01:45:02,420
Maybe that's chemical,
but it's also magic.
1460
01:45:05,216 --> 01:45:09,928
Uh, love comes around
a couple times, if you're lucky.
1461
01:45:12,640 --> 01:45:15,475
Life probably seems short
no matter what, but...
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