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When it gets cold outside,
New Yorkers head inside...
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and look for ways to generate heat.
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Hey, watch those hands, mister.
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They are cold and you are warm, so...
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People are looking.
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No one is looking.
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Petrovsky.
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Hi.
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Seated at the star table, I see.
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Where else would I be?
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- Come and join us.
- No, we wouldn't want to...
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- No.
- Yes, come.
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You've saved our lives.
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10,000 restaurants in New York,
and everyone's at Pastis.
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Introductions.
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This is John Paul Sandal,
the most fantastic painter in New York.
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I'm not paying for lunch.
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- You know my assistant Lee.
- Yes. Hi.
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Audra Clark.
She's the editor of Art/Life magazine.
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- Carrie Bradshaw.
- Hi.
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Handsome Lee has just informed us
of your upcoming show in Paris.
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- Congratulations.
- Yeah, right.
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A solo exhibit
at the Galerie Nationale du Jeu de Paume...
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Just another day.
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- You are so full of shit.
- I never said I wasn't.
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This is your first new exhibit in, what,
four years?
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Six.
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The world is waiting
with breath that is bated.
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We need menus and a wine list.
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- So, how are they?
- The oysters? Very good.
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No, his pieces.
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I don't know. I haven't seen them yet.
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- Are you an artist as well?
- No, I'm a writer.
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Novels?
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No, I write a column for a newspaper.
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- The Times?
- The New York Star.
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It's a very good column.
About women, men, and sex.
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Very smart, and very funny.
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I'm sure.
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You're not sure, you are snide.
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- May I borrow your newspaper?
- No, what are you...
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Let them listen.
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"It's my belief
that the last time anyone actually enjoyed...
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"the 69 position was in 1969."
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I think it's funny.
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That wasn't one of my smartest.
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And further uptown,
Charlotte didn't mind the cold.
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She had a new puppy love to keep her warm.
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- That is the most precious little thing.
- Thank you.
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- What's her name?
- Elizabeth Taylor.
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That is the fourth person to stop and gush.
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I swear, that dog's getting cruised
more than me...
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and we're on the corner of Gay and Gay.
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She loves the attention, doesn't she?
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Look how she prances along.
Do you see her prancing?
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Yes, she's very prancey.
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She was a show dog.
She even competed at Westminster.
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Did she ever win anything?
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No, but I think that was only because
her last owner wasn't very supportive.
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I think she misses the competition.
See how she's showing off?
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She's a freaking attention-whore.
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- Cute dog.
- Thank you.
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I'm thinking of re-entering her.
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I think with my love,
and a little encouragement...
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she could actually win. What do you think?
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What the hell? Do it.
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"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."
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Dirty Dancing. Hello?
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And over in Brooklyn,
someone was not feeling so prancey.
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Your face is freezing.
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I had to walk all the way from the subway
in these heels, and my feet hurt.
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Why don't you carry them
and wear sneakers like everyone else?
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Stop. You can take me out of Manhattan,
but you can't take me out of my shoes.
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Then stop complaining about them.
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You're right, I have much bigger things
to complain about.
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Did you get a chance
to install my DSL line today?
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I was putting up Sheetrock in Brady's room.
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Steve, you know I can't live
without internet access.
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You want your kid to live without walls?
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Here, this ought to cheer you up.
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The Pony Express
finally got our address right.
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- We have mail?
- Yeah.
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My Tattle Tale came.
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Finally, a connection to the real world.
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I can't believe that you read that crap.
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I love it. It's my thing. Let it go.
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- Magda and Brady are...
- I'm reading this. You no longer exist.
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That night, over at the only restaurant
that seemed to exist...
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There's Samantha's boyfriend Smith.
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- Where?
- Star table. Let's say hello.
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I'm nervous. He is so unbelievably hot
in that Gus Van Sant movie.
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But can he pull off
a fuchsia Oswald Boateng shirt?
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Hi. Sorry to interrupt.
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We've met before.
We're friends of Samantha's.
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I hear she's a wonderful woman.
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My God.
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That's a good look for you.
It's very Jefferson Starship.
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I decided to turn a little hair loss
into a lot of hair gain.
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You're getting wiggy with it.
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Come on, jam in here, right next to me.
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We don't want to disturb...
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Are you kidding? Any friend of Samantha's.
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Okay.
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This is my boyfriend Marcus.
Marcus, Smith Jerrod.
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What are you drinking? Looks yummy.
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Smith Jerrod.
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All right.
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- How you doing, boss?
- Dude, my girl loves you.
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You gotta let me get a picture.
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- Only if you get my friends here.
- All right.
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I heard...
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that Aleksandr Petrovsky
is having a solo show in Paris.
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Don't believe everything you hear.
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It's exciting. Tell me about your show.
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Why would I want to talk about my work...
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when I have you in bed with me?
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Because I want to know about it.
Because it's important to you.
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This is what's important to me.
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I'm serious. Come on.
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So am I. Very serious.
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I just...
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I want to know more about what you do...
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if for no other reason...
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than I would like to avoid
having this face in restaurants.
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I prefer to keep
my work and my private life separate.
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All this art talk is so fucking boring.
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It wouldn't be to me.
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Then you are the exception to the rule.
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If you're not going to tell me...
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about the Galerie Nationale
de blah-blah-blah...
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then I need to get serious
about my busy day.
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Don't go.
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- I have many important...
- The schedule.
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You're so New York.
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Stay here, do nothing.
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Get in trouble, be spontaneous.
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But I'm meeting people for things.
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It's cold out there.
Stay here, where it's warm.
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Samantha, I don't know
how to tell you this...
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but I was reading my Tattle Tale,
and there's a picture of Smith.
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Miranda! What in the world are you doing
reading something like that?
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I love it. It's my thing. Let it go.
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Smith is always in that rag.
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Yeah, but this time...
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he's gay.
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"Smith Jerrod cozies up to
Broadway dancer, Marcus Adant...
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"and unidentified older gay gentleman."
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Poor Stanford.
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- Smith is not gay.
- Of course not.
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- So this makes you his beard.
- I'm a beard in a wig.
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You're not upset?
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Please, after the Big C,
you don't sweat the small stuff.
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And besides, once the gay rumors start,
it means you're really a star.
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Hello?
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Hi, sweetie. It's me.
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Carrie, where are you?
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Bad news. I don't think I'm gonna make it.
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You can't come? Are you okay?
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I'm fine. I'm just all the way downtown
with the Russian...
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and it's very cold out.
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She's still downtown, and it's too cold.
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We haven't seen you in forever,
and I have news.
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Elizabeth Taylor
is going to be in a dog show.
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My Elizabeth Taylor.
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Congratulations.
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And Miranda really wants to talk to you,
and Smith is gay.
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What do you mean, you're not coming?
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Smith is gay?
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Don't change the subject.
I came all the way from Brooklyn.
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Who are you kidding?
You'd use any excuse to come in the city.
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You owe me a trip to Brooklyn.
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Carrie.
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We're fine, everything's fine.
Smith is not gay.
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It's too cold to leave the house.
You stay downtown with your hot man.
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Okay.
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Which is exactly what I did
for the next four days.
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With my column tragically overdue...
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I finally left the Russian's warm apartment.
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Good God.
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And came home to the tropics.
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When you've been spending
all your time in your new world...
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it's easy to forget that there might be people
trying to reach you from your old world.
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Hey, kid. How's it going?
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We just put our new cabernet to bed.
Made me think of you.
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Give me a call.
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Saturday, 10.'00 p.m.
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Playing hard to get, huh?
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Called your cell,
but I think I copied the number wrong.
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Unless you're a ticked-off guy named Paco.
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Hey, I want to talk to you. Call me.
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Monday, 2.'00 p.m.
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Carrie.
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It's me. Again.
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Listen, did I do something to tick you off?
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If I did, call me and I'll apologize, okay?
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Okay.
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Wednesday, 8.'00 p.m.
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Deleted.
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I deleted Big.
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- You deleted Big?
- Yep.
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Did you call him
to tell him you deleted him?
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- Nope.
- That's new.
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Delete, delete, delete.
Three messages last week.
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- What do you think he was calling about?
- Don't know.
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And for the first time, don't really care.
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After his last trip, I finally got it.
What's the point?
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Things are serious with the Russian.
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Really? That's great.
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It's just so different and so...
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What?
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Grown-up.
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There's not a lot of fuss.
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There's no confusion about
how he feels about me.
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He tells me all the time.
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Unlike answering machine up there in Napa.
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- Sounds perfect.
- Yeah.
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- There's just one thing.
- Thank God.
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I was beginning to feel bad
about Steve and me. What's the thing?
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We don't really have anything in common
but each other.
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We're not really involved
in each others' lives.
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He never shares anything about his work.
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- I don't talk to Steve about my work.
- And he doesn't mind?
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- I think he prefers it that way.
- But you guys share everything else.
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Because we're in Brooklyn.
There's no one else to talk to.
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Besides, Carrie, every couple's different.
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Yeah, I guess I just had this idea
about a couple sharing everything.
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At least their passions.
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You want passions on top of passion?
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Carrie, welcome back.
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You see the new walls? Nice progress, huh?
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- I'll say! It's really coming together.
- What's all that?
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I stopped off and picked up
some dessert for you ladies.
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Brooklyn's finest. Cheesecake and cannolis.
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What a delightful borough.
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I'll put this stuff out in the kitchen.
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I love having your friends over.
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I want you to meet him. My Russian.
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Can't wait.
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That log is really heating up the joint, huh?
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Good morning.
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All night again?
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How's the work going?
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It was clear from his silence...
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we weren't having
passions on top of passions for breakfast.
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What are you doing Sunday night?
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I have no idea. Why?
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00:13:19,612 --> 00:13:24,015
I was thinking, since I met
some of your friends the other day...
248
00:13:24,317 --> 00:13:26,342
maybe you could meet some of my friends.
249
00:13:26,419 --> 00:13:29,320
Those people were my colleagues,
not my friends.
250
00:13:29,388 --> 00:13:31,219
My friends are mostly in Europe.
251
00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:34,259
My friends are here, and they are fantastic.
252
00:13:34,527 --> 00:13:37,428
Then on Sunday,
I'll be happy to meet your fantastic friends.
253
00:13:37,497 --> 00:13:38,828
Goody.
254
00:13:39,098 --> 00:13:42,932
And FYI, you have a friend in New York. Me.
255
00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:45,399
You're not my friend, you are my lover...
256
00:13:45,471 --> 00:13:47,905
and that is a much better thing.
257
00:13:52,245 --> 00:13:54,577
- Come to bed.
- No.
258
00:13:54,647 --> 00:13:58,549
I have to go home. I have to write
my column. I can't turn it in late again.
259
00:13:58,618 --> 00:14:01,348
- Work here.
- I can't. My computer's at home.
260
00:14:01,721 --> 00:14:04,519
I have computer,
very good for writing columns.
261
00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:08,556
You would let me use
your fancy computer?
262
00:14:10,263 --> 00:14:13,255
In exchange for one hour in bed.
263
00:14:16,802 --> 00:14:17,826
Okay.
264
00:14:20,806 --> 00:14:24,970
They say that opposites attract,
but they never say for how long.
265
00:14:25,278 --> 00:14:27,041
Should the relationship-savvy person...
266
00:14:27,113 --> 00:14:30,674
stoke the fires of passion
with the kindling of work and friends?
267
00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:34,379
Or should we simply be satisfied
with the romance that sizzles?
268
00:14:34,987 --> 00:14:36,579
I couldn't help but wonder.
269
00:14:36,656 --> 00:14:38,681
Without sharing your worlds...
270
00:14:38,758 --> 00:14:41,693
can even the hottest relationship stop cold?
271
00:14:51,103 --> 00:14:54,072
Meanwhile, Samantha was about to hear
the hottest rumor...
272
00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:58,008
from the city's hottest rumor mill,
two young PR girls.
273
00:14:58,077 --> 00:15:01,069
Did you see that picture
of Smith Jerrod online?
274
00:15:01,147 --> 00:15:02,409
I can't believe he's gay.
275
00:15:02,481 --> 00:15:04,642
No one that good-looking is ever straight.
276
00:15:04,717 --> 00:15:06,548
I thought he was dating Samantha Jones.
277
00:15:06,619 --> 00:15:09,952
All this time, I thought
she had the hottest sex life in New York city.
278
00:15:10,022 --> 00:15:12,047
It turns out she's just a fag hag.
279
00:15:12,124 --> 00:15:15,059
And that stopped Samantha cold.
280
00:15:15,628 --> 00:15:18,927
And here comes the hound group.
This is a beautiful group.
281
00:15:19,165 --> 00:15:22,532
There's the Pharaoh Hound champion,
Eleanor Pendragon...
282
00:15:22,602 --> 00:15:24,763
four-time best-in-show winner.
283
00:15:24,837 --> 00:15:26,668
Take a look at that outfit.
284
00:15:27,073 --> 00:15:29,007
Everyone is talking about me.
285
00:15:29,075 --> 00:15:32,408
In the blink of a tabloid,
I went from Demi to Liza.
286
00:15:32,478 --> 00:15:34,343
At least people know who you are.
287
00:15:34,413 --> 00:15:36,904
"Unidentified older gay gentleman."
288
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:41,144
Marcus got three auditions off that picture.
I got outed.
289
00:15:41,821 --> 00:15:43,288
Poor Stanny.
290
00:15:43,556 --> 00:15:46,252
How can they just assume I'm gay?
291
00:15:48,227 --> 00:15:52,687
I've got $10 on Lord Reginald IV
down there. Any takers?
292
00:15:52,765 --> 00:15:55,256
You are a good friend.
All the way from Brooklyn...
293
00:15:55,334 --> 00:15:57,029
to see a bunch of dogs run in a circle.
294
00:15:57,103 --> 00:16:00,698
She came to watch my baby get baptized.
I came to watch her baby get judged.
295
00:16:00,773 --> 00:16:03,207
I almost didn't show my face. "Fag hag."
296
00:16:03,276 --> 00:16:06,507
There go years and years
of fucking everything that walks.
297
00:16:06,779 --> 00:16:09,043
I thought
you weren't gonna sweat the small stuff.
298
00:16:09,115 --> 00:16:11,549
I can't have cancer and be a fag hag.
299
00:16:11,617 --> 00:16:14,313
You guys wanna have drinks
with the Russian tomorrow night?
300
00:16:14,387 --> 00:16:15,376
- Sure.
- I'm in.
301
00:16:15,454 --> 00:16:16,478
Me, too.
302
00:16:16,555 --> 00:16:19,149
Sweetie, I'm sorry.
It's just the girls this time.
303
00:16:19,225 --> 00:16:22,922
What am I now,
your unidentified older gay friend?
304
00:16:22,995 --> 00:16:24,690
You'll be in the next round, I promise.
305
00:16:24,764 --> 00:16:27,289
I gotta go backstage
and check on the little mother.
306
00:16:27,366 --> 00:16:31,234
Take your time. We've still got
Sporting and Working and Toy.
307
00:16:35,608 --> 00:16:38,509
This was not the type of blow job
I was hoping for today.
308
00:16:38,844 --> 00:16:42,905
She looks so pretty. Yes, she does.
309
00:16:43,149 --> 00:16:45,344
Did you see how impressed
the host committee was?
310
00:16:45,418 --> 00:16:46,851
I really think she has a chance.
311
00:16:46,919 --> 00:16:48,910
You think with all these faggy little dogs...
312
00:16:48,988 --> 00:16:51,684
there'd be at least
one horny circuit muscle gay here.
313
00:16:51,757 --> 00:16:55,659
No, nothing but boxy, thick-legged ladies
and tweedy old queens.
314
00:16:58,130 --> 00:17:01,588
Did you cut yourself with the scissors?
There are drops of blood here.
315
00:17:02,768 --> 00:17:05,362
Wait, it's coming from her.
316
00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:07,531
No, don't tell me...
317
00:17:08,841 --> 00:17:10,103
She's in heat.
318
00:17:10,176 --> 00:17:11,666
Hey, how's it...
319
00:17:12,845 --> 00:17:15,507
- What's wrong?
- The frigging dog just got her period.
320
00:17:15,581 --> 00:17:17,378
- Excuse me?
- Yeah.
321
00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:19,509
Aunt Flo's in doggy town. Show over.
322
00:17:20,052 --> 00:17:21,849
Don't say that. We can still compete.
323
00:17:21,921 --> 00:17:25,049
I once won a junior gymnastics meet
when I had mine.
324
00:17:25,124 --> 00:17:26,853
It's a dog.
325
00:17:26,926 --> 00:17:30,123
What're you gonna do? Run around
looking for a teeny tiny tampon?
326
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:36,463
You're right. It's not funny.
327
00:17:36,535 --> 00:17:38,503
I'm a woman. I should know better.
328
00:17:44,510 --> 00:17:47,377
Trouble.
Elizabeth Taylor just got her period.
329
00:17:47,446 --> 00:17:49,346
- What?
- Backstage.
330
00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:50,712
That time of the month.
331
00:17:50,783 --> 00:17:52,614
I thought she looked a little bloated.
332
00:17:52,685 --> 00:17:55,017
And she was so bitchy earlier.
333
00:17:56,055 --> 00:17:58,489
And here come the toy dogs.
334
00:17:58,557 --> 00:18:01,458
Many viewers don't realize
that these little dogs...
335
00:18:01,527 --> 00:18:05,691
can actually be a lot harder to care for
than dogs 10 times their size.
336
00:18:31,524 --> 00:18:33,151
The judge has narrowed it down to...
337
00:18:33,225 --> 00:18:36,160
the Toy Poodle, champion Diamond Keiko...
338
00:18:36,228 --> 00:18:39,026
the Shih Tzu, champion Yurisaki...
339
00:18:39,098 --> 00:18:42,329
the Pomeranian,
champion Justy Greystoke...
340
00:18:42,401 --> 00:18:45,495
and the King Charles Spaniel,
Elizabeth Taylor.
341
00:18:45,971 --> 00:18:48,303
Come on, Elizabeth Taylor!
342
00:18:57,716 --> 00:19:00,446
Charlotte was a dog show natural...
343
00:19:00,519 --> 00:19:03,215
thanks to her blue blood background.
344
00:19:04,390 --> 00:19:05,857
Let me see the move.
345
00:19:06,325 --> 00:19:08,293
And speaking of blood...
346
00:19:14,934 --> 00:19:19,735
The judge is examining the dog's gait
one more time before he makes his decision.
347
00:19:21,507 --> 00:19:22,565
One.
348
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:26,105
It's the King Charles Spaniel...
349
00:19:26,178 --> 00:19:29,579
followed by the Shih Tzu, the Pomeranian...
350
00:19:29,648 --> 00:19:31,081
That's my friend.
351
00:19:32,017 --> 00:19:34,008
All the dogs were champions.
352
00:19:34,086 --> 00:19:37,954
But to the judge,
Charlotte was the best in show.
353
00:19:38,457 --> 00:19:39,685
Period.
354
00:19:41,827 --> 00:19:44,762
Samantha Jones. I thought that was you.
355
00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:47,094
Tom, what are you doing here?
356
00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:49,134
I handle the press for this tacky thing.
357
00:19:49,702 --> 00:19:52,569
Listen, could I get Smith Jerrod's number?
358
00:19:53,005 --> 00:19:54,233
Tom, no.
359
00:19:54,573 --> 00:19:56,200
I'm fucking him.
360
00:19:56,809 --> 00:19:58,276
Sure you are.
361
00:20:02,381 --> 00:20:05,748
I'm a laughingstock.
I have got to put a stop to this.
362
00:20:06,151 --> 00:20:08,517
And from dog show to doggy show...
363
00:20:08,587 --> 00:20:10,020
Are you sure you want to do this?
364
00:20:10,089 --> 00:20:14,253
It worked for Paris Hilton.
I need to set the record straight, literally.
365
00:20:14,326 --> 00:20:16,692
But I don't care if people think I'm gay.
366
00:20:18,797 --> 00:20:20,594
This isn't about you.
367
00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:23,627
Now, when we get going, make sure to say:
368
00:20:23,702 --> 00:20:26,728
"Samantha Jones,
you are one hot piece of ass.
369
00:20:26,805 --> 00:20:29,831
"I could fuck you all night long,
Samantha Jones."
370
00:20:31,343 --> 00:20:32,970
How are you gonna get this around?
371
00:20:33,045 --> 00:20:34,512
I'm a PR pro.
372
00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:38,175
I know exactly
whose hands to drop this into.
373
00:20:38,884 --> 00:20:41,318
The very next day, two PR girls...
374
00:20:41,387 --> 00:20:43,947
got an anonymous XXX from FedEx.
375
00:20:44,690 --> 00:20:45,987
Go get it.
376
00:20:49,461 --> 00:20:52,794
You have to come next time.
She was so happy.
377
00:20:52,965 --> 00:20:56,162
You know what would make her happy?
Letting her off that show leash.
378
00:20:56,235 --> 00:20:59,466
No, I don't think so. What if she gets hurt?
379
00:20:59,538 --> 00:21:02,974
Come on, honey.
Give her a little victory lap on her own.
380
00:21:04,043 --> 00:21:05,442
You're right.
381
00:21:05,744 --> 00:21:08,907
Okay, Elizabeth. Go play.
382
00:21:17,323 --> 00:21:18,984
Look.
383
00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:22,727
She made a little friend. Isn't that sweet?
384
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:29,158
No.
385
00:21:30,069 --> 00:21:31,730
Stop that!
386
00:21:31,971 --> 00:21:35,099
She's a blue ribbon winner. Stop it!
387
00:21:35,174 --> 00:21:38,234
Honey, go! Do something! Harry!
388
00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:39,607
Hurry!
389
00:21:40,746 --> 00:21:41,872
Stay away.
390
00:21:43,148 --> 00:21:46,413
Get them off! Get off of Elizabeth Taylor!
391
00:21:46,685 --> 00:21:48,812
There are more coming, honey!
392
00:21:50,656 --> 00:21:52,487
Watch out for the big one!
393
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:57,124
Elizabeth Taylor got
gang-banged in the park?
394
00:21:57,196 --> 00:21:58,993
God, that's so '80s.
395
00:21:59,064 --> 00:22:03,023
There we were at Asia de Cuba,
waiting for my lover de Russia.
396
00:22:05,537 --> 00:22:07,334
Hi, where are you?
397
00:22:07,406 --> 00:22:10,136
Seriously, I could not believe
how many dogs she was with.
398
00:22:10,209 --> 00:22:12,677
It was disgusting. My sweet little girl.
399
00:22:12,745 --> 00:22:14,610
I think she's a woman now.
400
00:22:16,215 --> 00:22:17,614
Really?
401
00:22:18,050 --> 00:22:20,041
No, I understand.
402
00:22:21,654 --> 00:22:23,087
Okay, I will.
403
00:22:23,389 --> 00:22:24,481
Okay.
404
00:22:26,158 --> 00:22:27,625
He's not gonna make it.
405
00:22:27,693 --> 00:22:30,059
- That's too bad.
- Is he okay?
406
00:22:30,129 --> 00:22:33,997
No, he's just in the middle of something
at his studio. He can't stop right now.
407
00:22:34,066 --> 00:22:37,035
I understand. If he's feeling inspired,
then he shouldn't stop.
408
00:22:37,102 --> 00:22:40,594
He's getting ready for this big exhibit
at some Paris museum.
409
00:22:40,673 --> 00:22:42,231
He's been staying up nights.
410
00:22:43,275 --> 00:22:45,641
I'm disappointed.
I wanted you guys to meet him.
411
00:22:45,711 --> 00:22:47,042
Another time.
412
00:22:48,147 --> 00:22:50,980
Compliments of a Mr. Petrovsky
with sincere apologies.
413
00:22:54,553 --> 00:22:56,453
Why don't we finish these off...
414
00:22:56,522 --> 00:22:59,320
crack this open, give him time,
then go there and say hello?
415
00:22:59,391 --> 00:23:01,291
Honey, are you sure
you want to disturb him?
416
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:02,759
Yeah, we'll just go say hi.
417
00:23:02,828 --> 00:23:05,262
He's always telling me
to be more spontaneous.
418
00:23:07,099 --> 00:23:10,535
A couple of cocktails
and a bottle of champagne later...
419
00:23:12,705 --> 00:23:14,900
Eighth floor, lingerie.
420
00:23:16,675 --> 00:23:19,166
Apartment. Studio.
421
00:23:19,578 --> 00:23:22,342
He has the whole floor.
422
00:23:24,349 --> 00:23:28,376
Wait a minute. Sister's gotta get ready.
423
00:23:32,324 --> 00:23:34,019
Hello?
424
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,224
Hi.
425
00:23:44,203 --> 00:23:47,502
- What are you doing?
- I'm being spontaneous.
426
00:23:47,573 --> 00:23:48,870
I told you I was working.
427
00:23:48,941 --> 00:23:52,308
I know, but I just wanted
my friends to meet you.
428
00:23:52,377 --> 00:23:54,140
Charlotte you've met.
429
00:23:54,213 --> 00:23:58,912
This is Miranda,
and Samantha, a.k.a. Foxy Brown.
430
00:23:58,984 --> 00:24:00,781
- Hello.
- Hello.
431
00:24:02,855 --> 00:24:05,380
And I wanted them to see the house.
432
00:24:05,591 --> 00:24:07,991
When I say I am working, I'm working, okay?
433
00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:10,551
I'm sorry, guys. I'm very busy.
434
00:24:10,929 --> 00:24:13,693
But please do stay. Enjoy the apartment.
435
00:24:13,966 --> 00:24:16,434
We'll meet one day, all right? Sorry.
436
00:24:23,575 --> 00:24:26,135
I'm sorry, I thought...
437
00:24:26,211 --> 00:24:28,042
- It's fine.
- He's working.
438
00:24:28,113 --> 00:24:31,105
Do you guys
still want to see the apartment?
439
00:24:32,551 --> 00:24:33,711
It's late.
440
00:24:33,786 --> 00:24:37,119
I should get back to Brooklyn,
before Steve thinks I've defected.
441
00:24:37,189 --> 00:24:40,158
Another time.
Foxy is ready to hang up her wig.
442
00:24:41,059 --> 00:24:43,584
Do you want to come
share a cab with me uptown?
443
00:24:45,030 --> 00:24:48,090
No, I think I'm gonna stay.
444
00:24:48,634 --> 00:24:50,659
- Okay.
- Okay, sleep tight.
445
00:24:50,736 --> 00:24:51,896
Bye.
446
00:25:07,586 --> 00:25:10,180
I am so glad to be home.
447
00:25:10,255 --> 00:25:11,517
You are?
448
00:25:13,292 --> 00:25:15,453
I love you for loving my friends.
449
00:25:16,628 --> 00:25:18,721
And I love you for new walls...
450
00:25:18,831 --> 00:25:22,130
and cheesecake, cannoli.
451
00:25:25,237 --> 00:25:29,537
If you love me for that stuff,
what's gonna happen now?
452
00:25:31,043 --> 00:25:33,477
I put in your DSL line.
453
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,211
Steve.
454
00:25:50,262 --> 00:25:55,029
And although Steve had satisfied Miranda,
she still wanted more.
455
00:26:07,813 --> 00:26:10,077
Samantha Jones,
you are one hot piece of ass.
456
00:26:10,148 --> 00:26:11,137
Yes!
457
00:26:11,216 --> 00:26:14,117
I could fuck you all night long,
Samantha Jones.
458
00:26:16,088 --> 00:26:20,752
Samantha's hot tape
cooled Miranda's love of gossip for good.
459
00:26:22,594 --> 00:26:24,357
Or at least for now.
460
00:26:25,631 --> 00:26:27,030
And try as I might...
461
00:26:27,099 --> 00:26:31,229
I could not forget
the Russian's icy treatment of my friends.
462
00:26:37,976 --> 00:26:39,568
I need to talk to you.
463
00:26:43,782 --> 00:26:46,774
I know that you're busy,
but those were my...
464
00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:50,110
Is something...
465
00:26:50,822 --> 00:26:52,289
Are you okay?
466
00:26:54,393 --> 00:26:55,917
Yeah, I'm fine.
467
00:27:04,036 --> 00:27:05,833
No, you are not fine.
468
00:27:08,507 --> 00:27:11,067
Did something happen with...
469
00:27:12,144 --> 00:27:13,509
the piece?
470
00:27:15,047 --> 00:27:16,810
Come on, talk to me.
471
00:27:21,086 --> 00:27:23,714
What if it's not enough?
472
00:27:24,790 --> 00:27:26,451
All these pieces.
473
00:27:27,592 --> 00:27:28,923
Six years.
474
00:27:29,161 --> 00:27:31,061
It's going to be enough.
475
00:27:31,530 --> 00:27:35,159
It's true,
I don't know anything about the piece.
476
00:27:38,804 --> 00:27:40,635
But you are brilliant.
477
00:27:42,774 --> 00:27:46,141
"The world is waiting
with breath that is bated."
478
00:27:47,980 --> 00:27:51,416
She's just an uptight bitch.
479
00:27:52,951 --> 00:27:55,681
That's better. You were a little scary.
480
00:27:58,623 --> 00:28:00,557
So talk to me. What's the problem?
481
00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:04,186
I may not understand, but I'll listen.
482
00:28:11,403 --> 00:28:13,871
Yesterday, I looked up...
483
00:28:14,406 --> 00:28:17,898
and the entire thing looked so...
484
00:28:18,610 --> 00:28:22,239
utterly stupid and flat and needless...
485
00:28:23,081 --> 00:28:24,241
and childish.
486
00:28:24,316 --> 00:28:26,284
It's a cold hard fact.
487
00:28:26,885 --> 00:28:31,652
Sometimes, there's not enough time
in a night for both your worlds.
488
00:29:16,000 --> 00:30:00,000
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