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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Subtitles - Ripped (and Hacked) by RavyDavy - Part of the [RL] Crew 1 00:00:46,226 --> 00:00:48,251 Once Aidan and I were back together... 2 00:00:48,328 --> 00:00:52,025 it seemed like nothing had ever happened to break us apart. 3 00:00:52,899 --> 00:00:54,696 Hi, it's me, go ahead. 4 00:00:54,768 --> 00:00:57,896 Hey, kid. What's shaking? I'm back in town. 5 00:00:57,971 --> 00:00:59,461 Call me, baby. 6 00:01:04,678 --> 00:01:05,872 I'm... 7 00:01:07,180 --> 00:01:08,204 No. 8 00:01:08,982 --> 00:01:10,074 Yeah. 9 00:01:12,719 --> 00:01:13,811 Yeah. 10 00:01:25,632 --> 00:01:28,157 A little machine with a big message. 11 00:01:28,635 --> 00:01:30,762 - Okay, something happened. - Something bad? 12 00:01:30,837 --> 00:01:33,806 Big called while Aidan and I were making love. 13 00:01:33,874 --> 00:01:35,364 Something bad. 14 00:01:35,842 --> 00:01:37,241 The machine picked up. 15 00:01:37,310 --> 00:01:39,335 - What did you do? - Nothing. 16 00:01:39,780 --> 00:01:41,338 We just kept making love. 17 00:01:41,415 --> 00:01:43,474 He could keep going after that? 18 00:01:43,550 --> 00:01:46,348 - Honey, he's a keeper. - Never mind him, how'd you do? 19 00:01:46,420 --> 00:01:47,978 - Fine, I finished. - You did? 20 00:01:48,054 --> 00:01:49,078 I had to. 21 00:01:49,156 --> 00:01:51,989 And I haven't worked that hard at anything since my SATs. 22 00:01:52,058 --> 00:01:54,458 This is awful. Did you talk about it? 23 00:01:54,528 --> 00:01:56,826 No, we just went to sleep. 24 00:01:57,264 --> 00:02:01,132 And when I woke up, Aidan was on the other side of the bed. 25 00:02:01,501 --> 00:02:04,629 Usually he sleeps right next to me. You know, like, right here... 26 00:02:04,704 --> 00:02:07,798 and I just, I get in his little nook. 27 00:02:07,941 --> 00:02:09,966 Maybe he's just sleeping differently. 28 00:02:10,043 --> 00:02:12,944 Maybe, or maybe he'll never forget what happened... 29 00:02:13,013 --> 00:02:14,810 and every time the phone rings... 30 00:02:14,881 --> 00:02:18,112 he'll think that it's Big calling to start affair number two. 31 00:02:18,185 --> 00:02:19,447 That's a big maybe. 32 00:02:19,519 --> 00:02:22,784 I was just hoping that we could just start fresh... 33 00:02:22,856 --> 00:02:25,051 and now we're gonna have to talk about it. 34 00:02:25,125 --> 00:02:28,856 What are you gonna do, sit Aidan down and explain about Big? 35 00:02:28,929 --> 00:02:31,261 Unless Hallmark makes a "Sorry I Cheated" card. 36 00:02:31,331 --> 00:02:33,891 No one wants to hear about their lover's past lovers. 37 00:02:33,967 --> 00:02:36,265 What happened was in the past, leave it there. 38 00:02:36,336 --> 00:02:39,772 It's on my answering machine. I have to talk about it. 39 00:02:39,906 --> 00:02:42,670 - Here you go, this is yours. - Thank you. 40 00:02:44,244 --> 00:02:46,144 Can I change the subject? 41 00:02:46,213 --> 00:02:47,942 I'll pay you a million dollars. 42 00:02:50,016 --> 00:02:51,881 I'm thinking about quitting my job. 43 00:02:51,952 --> 00:02:55,888 - Did you get an offer from a better gallery? - No, I mean, stopping working. 44 00:02:55,956 --> 00:02:57,514 Altogether. 45 00:03:00,961 --> 00:03:02,155 Really? 46 00:03:02,662 --> 00:03:03,651 Yeah. 47 00:03:03,730 --> 00:03:07,826 I've been driving myself crazy lately just trying to get everything done... 48 00:03:07,901 --> 00:03:10,768 - and Trey suggested... - Trey suggested? 49 00:03:10,837 --> 00:03:12,930 He mentioned that... 50 00:03:13,139 --> 00:03:14,970 maybe I might quit. 51 00:03:15,442 --> 00:03:18,502 And I mean, really, I have just been driving myself crazy. 52 00:03:18,578 --> 00:03:20,603 And for what? The gallery? 53 00:03:20,981 --> 00:03:23,176 What has the gallery ever done for me? 54 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,684 - But you love your job. - I know. 55 00:03:26,353 --> 00:03:28,947 But there's so much more I could do with my life. 56 00:03:29,022 --> 00:03:30,046 Like what? 57 00:03:30,123 --> 00:03:33,115 Soon I'll be pregnant, and that'll be huge. 58 00:03:33,627 --> 00:03:35,720 Plus, I'm redecorating the apartment... 59 00:03:35,795 --> 00:03:38,628 and I always wanted to take Indian cooking classes... 60 00:03:38,698 --> 00:03:42,725 and sometimes I'll walk by one of those Color Me Mine pottery places... 61 00:03:42,802 --> 00:03:46,932 and I'll see a woman having just a lovely afternoon glazing a bowl. 62 00:03:47,107 --> 00:03:48,904 That'd be a nice change. 63 00:03:48,975 --> 00:03:51,967 And I wanted to volunteer at Trey's hospital. 64 00:03:52,345 --> 00:03:55,405 And help raise money for the new Pediatric AIDS wing. 65 00:03:55,482 --> 00:03:58,747 The cooking and the AIDS stuff is great, but... 66 00:03:59,252 --> 00:04:01,277 Color Me Mine, sweetie... 67 00:04:01,421 --> 00:04:04,083 If I was walking by and I saw you in there... 68 00:04:04,157 --> 00:04:06,148 I'd just keep on walking. 69 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:09,254 Anyway, that's what I'm thinking. 70 00:04:10,931 --> 00:04:14,025 You sure you're not just having a bad work week? 71 00:04:14,434 --> 00:04:15,992 No, that's not it. 72 00:04:16,069 --> 00:04:19,004 I'm quitting, that's what I want to do, yep. 73 00:04:19,306 --> 00:04:20,295 I'm quitting. 74 00:04:20,373 --> 00:04:23,604 Well, be damn sure before you get off the Ferris wheel... 75 00:04:23,677 --> 00:04:28,341 because the women waiting to get on are 22, perky, and ruthless. 76 00:04:29,649 --> 00:04:32,447 You seem to have a lot of opinions today. 77 00:04:32,953 --> 00:04:34,614 I'm telling you... 78 00:04:34,721 --> 00:04:36,916 just forget it ever happened. 79 00:04:41,294 --> 00:04:45,060 Later that day, I got to thinking about relationships... 80 00:04:45,131 --> 00:04:46,758 and partial lobotomies. 81 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:49,859 Two seemingly different ideas that might be perfect together... 82 00:04:49,936 --> 00:04:52,029 like chocolate and peanut butter. 83 00:04:52,105 --> 00:04:56,735 Think how much easier it would all be if there was some swift surgical procedure... 84 00:04:56,910 --> 00:04:59,936 to whisk away all the ugly memories and mistakes... 85 00:05:00,013 --> 00:05:03,244 and leave only the fun trips and special holidays. 86 00:05:04,184 --> 00:05:06,880 But until that day arrives, what to do? 87 00:05:07,253 --> 00:05:11,280 Rely on the same old needlepoint philosophy of "forgive and forget"? 88 00:05:11,725 --> 00:05:14,660 And even if a couple can manage the forgiveness... 89 00:05:14,728 --> 00:05:17,720 has any ever really conquered the forgetness? 90 00:05:18,365 --> 00:05:21,630 Can you ever really forgive, if you can't forget? 91 00:05:24,638 --> 00:05:28,438 To Samantha Jones, some things were unforgivable. 92 00:05:30,276 --> 00:05:34,076 And taking someone else's cab was right at the top of her list. 93 00:05:34,147 --> 00:05:36,342 - I was here first! - Sorry! 94 00:05:47,394 --> 00:05:50,124 I don't think so. Get out! 95 00:05:50,196 --> 00:05:51,959 I'm not getting out. 96 00:05:52,732 --> 00:05:55,223 West 12th and 9th Avenue, please. 97 00:05:55,402 --> 00:05:57,427 I hope you enjoy the ride. 98 00:05:58,271 --> 00:05:59,465 He did. 99 00:06:06,012 --> 00:06:08,776 And in a far less friendly bed uptown... 100 00:06:09,115 --> 00:06:11,481 I was even farther from the nook. 101 00:06:15,689 --> 00:06:18,954 Yet, I still wasn't sure, maybe I was overreacting. 102 00:06:21,995 --> 00:06:24,691 8:10? I gotta get to the gym. 103 00:06:24,764 --> 00:06:27,130 You don't have to go to the gym right now. 104 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:31,000 - Do you want me to get all soft again? - I liked you all soft. 105 00:06:31,304 --> 00:06:32,566 I didn't. 106 00:06:36,076 --> 00:06:38,169 Give me a good morning kiss. 107 00:06:38,878 --> 00:06:41,676 You might want to brush your teeth first. 108 00:06:44,517 --> 00:06:48,078 Well, that settled it. He wasn't forgiving or forgetting. 109 00:06:49,289 --> 00:06:51,723 And speaking of not forgetting... 110 00:06:54,661 --> 00:06:55,685 Hello? 111 00:06:55,762 --> 00:06:59,061 You were so judgmental at the coffee shop yesterday. 112 00:06:59,466 --> 00:07:01,957 - Excuse me? - You think I'm one of those women. 113 00:07:02,035 --> 00:07:04,026 What? One of what women? 114 00:07:04,104 --> 00:07:07,267 One of those women we hate who just works until she gets married. 115 00:07:07,340 --> 00:07:09,900 Charlotte, it's 8:15. 116 00:07:10,176 --> 00:07:11,837 That's not a response. 117 00:07:11,911 --> 00:07:14,505 It's an 8:15-in-the-morning response. 118 00:07:14,948 --> 00:07:18,975 The women's movement is supposed to be about choice. 119 00:07:19,052 --> 00:07:22,249 And if I choose to quit my job, that is my choice. 120 00:07:22,489 --> 00:07:26,084 "The women's movement"? Jesus Christ, I haven't even had coffee yet. 121 00:07:26,159 --> 00:07:28,491 It's my life and my choice. 122 00:07:28,561 --> 00:07:30,153 Okay, Charlotte? 123 00:07:30,330 --> 00:07:33,322 This isn't about me, this is your stuff. 124 00:07:33,399 --> 00:07:35,833 Admit it! You were being very judgmental. 125 00:07:35,902 --> 00:07:39,201 I'm dripping all over my bathroom and you're calling me judgmental. 126 00:07:39,272 --> 00:07:41,706 If you have a problem with quitting your job... 127 00:07:41,775 --> 00:07:44,175 maybe you should take it up with your husband. 128 00:07:44,244 --> 00:07:46,804 See, there it is, "your husband." 129 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:49,212 There's nothing wrong with having a husband! 130 00:07:49,282 --> 00:07:51,307 Charlotte, I'm hanging up. 131 00:07:51,584 --> 00:07:55,111 Don't you dare hang up! And stop saying Charlotte like that. 132 00:07:55,188 --> 00:07:58,851 I am quitting my job to make my life better... 133 00:07:58,925 --> 00:08:02,759 and do something worthwhile like have a baby and cure AIDS. 134 00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:05,330 Oh! You're gonna cure AIDS? 135 00:08:05,565 --> 00:08:08,557 Good for you. Just don't be too disappointed... 136 00:08:08,635 --> 00:08:11,126 if all you wind up with is a pretty ceramic mug... 137 00:08:11,204 --> 00:08:12,671 with Trey's name on it. 138 00:08:12,739 --> 00:08:15,003 - Take that back! - I'm hanging up. 139 00:08:15,074 --> 00:08:17,702 Don't hang up! I'm interviewing girls to replace me... 140 00:08:17,777 --> 00:08:20,075 and I really need you to get behind my choice. 141 00:08:20,146 --> 00:08:23,479 - You get behind your choice. - I am behind my choice. 142 00:08:23,550 --> 00:08:25,245 I choose my choice. 143 00:08:25,318 --> 00:08:28,048 I don't have time for this. I have to go to work. 144 00:08:28,121 --> 00:08:30,021 Some of us still have to go to work. 145 00:08:30,089 --> 00:08:32,785 I choose my choice! 146 00:08:38,631 --> 00:08:39,723 Fuck! 147 00:08:41,034 --> 00:08:42,160 Jesus! 148 00:08:42,402 --> 00:08:44,461 When in a hostile situation... 149 00:08:44,537 --> 00:08:47,938 some women, like Charlotte, confront it head-on... 150 00:08:48,141 --> 00:08:49,733 while others... 151 00:08:52,879 --> 00:08:54,278 Fresh juice? 152 00:08:55,248 --> 00:08:58,411 - Where'd you get that? - I ran down to the Korean. 153 00:08:58,985 --> 00:09:00,646 Dressed like that? 154 00:09:01,287 --> 00:09:03,312 It caused quite the stir. 155 00:09:06,326 --> 00:09:08,624 Will you help me patch up, buddy? 156 00:09:08,695 --> 00:09:12,324 I got a big tense meeting with my editor in about an hour. 157 00:09:12,799 --> 00:09:15,029 It feels like a two-patch day. 158 00:09:18,404 --> 00:09:21,271 You notice how much better I'm doing this time? 159 00:09:21,341 --> 00:09:22,740 No cheating. 160 00:09:23,343 --> 00:09:26,176 I think I finally kicked that bad habit. 161 00:09:27,580 --> 00:09:30,572 Now I'm practically perfect, don't you think? 162 00:09:34,020 --> 00:09:35,612 That kinda hurt. 163 00:09:36,222 --> 00:09:37,655 What was that? 164 00:09:37,724 --> 00:09:40,818 I was just making sure it was on good and tight. 165 00:09:50,536 --> 00:09:54,267 - Are you mad at me or something? - Why would I be mad at you? 166 00:09:55,308 --> 00:09:56,639 Excuse me. 167 00:10:01,981 --> 00:10:03,881 About the other night... 168 00:10:03,950 --> 00:10:05,474 What the fuck? 169 00:10:06,886 --> 00:10:08,649 This goddamn milk is bad. 170 00:10:08,721 --> 00:10:11,554 You just fucking let it sit in there? 171 00:10:16,729 --> 00:10:20,722 Look, it's not you. I'm just a little pissed off because of work. 172 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,667 I got to strip these pieces, the chemicals are toxic... 173 00:10:23,736 --> 00:10:26,728 - I can't get anybody to watch Pete. - I'll watch Pete. 174 00:10:26,806 --> 00:10:30,606 Come on, dog walking is not your favorite thing to do. 175 00:10:35,815 --> 00:10:37,908 You love Pete, I love Pete. 176 00:10:38,618 --> 00:10:41,348 That's just the kind of girlfriend I am. 177 00:10:46,826 --> 00:10:50,660 How 'bout I take my tall drink of water out to dinner tonight? 178 00:10:50,863 --> 00:10:52,763 Someplace super nice... 179 00:10:52,966 --> 00:10:54,593 where the milk is fresh. 180 00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:57,864 I was gonna hook up with some of my buddies over at Steve's bar. 181 00:10:57,937 --> 00:11:01,873 Is it a night with the guys, or can girlfriends crash? 182 00:11:01,941 --> 00:11:04,034 You can come, don't come... 183 00:11:04,677 --> 00:11:06,770 whatever, do what you like. 184 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,514 No, you go have fun with the guys. 185 00:11:13,886 --> 00:11:16,684 - Hello? - My neck is out. 186 00:11:16,956 --> 00:11:19,891 Charlotte called and I was drying my hair... 187 00:11:19,959 --> 00:11:22,757 my whole body is fucked up because of the marathon. 188 00:11:22,829 --> 00:11:25,024 I'm sorry, can I do something? 189 00:11:25,098 --> 00:11:28,363 I don't know. It hurts to even hold the phone. 190 00:11:28,801 --> 00:11:30,268 Come over. 191 00:11:30,536 --> 00:11:32,527 - Okay, I have a... - Thanks! 192 00:11:35,274 --> 00:11:36,366 Fuck! 193 00:11:36,943 --> 00:11:38,035 Shit. 194 00:11:39,312 --> 00:11:42,475 Miranda's neck is out. She can't move and I'm just... 195 00:11:42,548 --> 00:11:45,540 I'm worried that it's too late for me to cancel my meeting. 196 00:11:45,618 --> 00:11:48,018 I'll go check on Miranda for you. 197 00:11:48,988 --> 00:11:50,615 - You would? - Sure. 198 00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:52,621 Thank you. 199 00:11:53,926 --> 00:11:57,623 You are a great, great boyfriend. You know that? 200 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,793 I mean it, you're the best. 201 00:12:07,106 --> 00:12:08,733 Where are the keys? 202 00:12:09,142 --> 00:12:10,609 Twenty minutes later... 203 00:12:10,676 --> 00:12:13,543 Miranda's neck had gone from bad to worse. 204 00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:18,777 Carrie? 205 00:12:21,988 --> 00:12:24,286 No, it's Aidan, Carrie sent me. 206 00:12:24,690 --> 00:12:25,714 No! 207 00:12:27,193 --> 00:12:29,753 No, don't come in, I'm naked! 208 00:12:30,063 --> 00:12:32,327 What? Jesus. 209 00:12:35,535 --> 00:12:38,834 My neck pulled again and this is the only way I felt comfortable. 210 00:12:38,905 --> 00:12:40,304 I'll get up. 211 00:12:42,241 --> 00:12:46,234 - Okay, don't get up, I'm coming in. - No, don't come in, I'm fine! 212 00:12:50,316 --> 00:12:52,978 - I can't get up. - Okay, I'm coming in. 213 00:12:53,052 --> 00:12:54,383 Oh, God. 214 00:12:56,355 --> 00:12:58,152 I am mortified. 215 00:12:58,224 --> 00:13:01,284 Just relax, darling, I'm looking the other way. 216 00:13:02,395 --> 00:13:03,885 I'm going to lift you up. 217 00:13:03,963 --> 00:13:07,956 - No, you'll see everything. - Nothing I haven't seen before, okay. 218 00:13:08,468 --> 00:13:11,335 Nice smell, that's the April Fresh stuff, right? 219 00:13:11,404 --> 00:13:12,496 Yeah. 220 00:13:13,439 --> 00:13:15,873 All right. You ready to be lifted? 221 00:13:16,008 --> 00:13:18,772 - Okay. - Okay, here we go. 222 00:13:22,014 --> 00:13:23,675 All right, put your... 223 00:13:23,749 --> 00:13:25,148 There you go. 224 00:13:25,218 --> 00:13:26,549 All right. 225 00:13:26,919 --> 00:13:29,183 Let's get you up now, on three. 226 00:13:29,255 --> 00:13:31,155 One, two, three. 227 00:13:32,492 --> 00:13:34,790 - Okay, how you doing? - I'm fine. 228 00:13:40,066 --> 00:13:41,966 Snug as a bug in a rug. 229 00:13:42,268 --> 00:13:43,735 Samantha was right. 230 00:13:43,803 --> 00:13:47,136 It seemed every aspiring "gallerina" in New York... 231 00:13:47,206 --> 00:13:49,106 wanted Charlotte's job. 232 00:13:49,842 --> 00:13:52,902 She was determined to find the perfect replacement. 233 00:13:52,979 --> 00:13:55,311 Someone bright, someone smart... 234 00:13:55,648 --> 00:13:57,548 someone like Charlotte. 235 00:14:00,686 --> 00:14:03,484 "B.A. In Art History, minor in Finance." 236 00:14:03,556 --> 00:14:04,921 Same as me. 237 00:14:05,658 --> 00:14:08,525 "Career objectives: To own my own gallery." 238 00:14:08,594 --> 00:14:10,653 Oh, my God, that is amazing. 239 00:14:10,963 --> 00:14:14,023 I think I had the same objective on my first r�sum�. 240 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,624 Did you ever own one? 241 00:14:15,701 --> 00:14:16,793 No. 242 00:14:18,237 --> 00:14:22,230 I found I loved it here so much, that it felt like my gallery. 243 00:14:22,608 --> 00:14:24,701 You've done an amazing job. 244 00:14:24,877 --> 00:14:26,777 It's my favorite space. 245 00:14:29,649 --> 00:14:33,551 I probably shouldn't tell you this with a line of people out there, but... 246 00:14:33,619 --> 00:14:35,018 you're hired. 247 00:14:35,087 --> 00:14:36,179 I am? 248 00:14:37,089 --> 00:14:39,523 Thank you, thank you! 249 00:14:41,227 --> 00:14:43,195 So, do you have any questions? 250 00:14:43,262 --> 00:14:44,524 Just one. 251 00:14:44,931 --> 00:14:47,627 Why are you leaving this fantastic job? 252 00:14:47,934 --> 00:14:51,461 I'm married, and we're planning on a baby. 253 00:14:54,874 --> 00:14:56,068 Also... 254 00:14:56,576 --> 00:15:00,376 I'm on the board of the Lenox Hill Pediatric AIDS Foundation. 255 00:15:01,914 --> 00:15:03,973 Charlotte heard herself lie. 256 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:06,848 She just couldn't bring herself to tell the girl... 257 00:15:06,919 --> 00:15:09,353 that her new r�sum� objective would read.' 258 00:15:09,422 --> 00:15:12,823 Wife, mother, and part-time bowl glazer. 259 00:15:14,627 --> 00:15:17,562 That night, I decided to interrupt Guys' Night... 260 00:15:17,630 --> 00:15:21,430 to give Aidan a quick thank-you-for-helping-Miranda kiss. 261 00:15:29,775 --> 00:15:31,299 You're my hero. 262 00:15:32,211 --> 00:15:33,678 What's new, pussycat? 263 00:15:33,746 --> 00:15:36,476 Not only are you great to me... 264 00:15:37,116 --> 00:15:39,812 but you're great to my friends as well. 265 00:15:42,188 --> 00:15:44,622 Who's a better boyfriend than you? 266 00:15:46,392 --> 00:15:48,360 I'm back. Where were we? 267 00:15:49,128 --> 00:15:52,723 - I was up to three peanuts. - You think you're such hot stuff? 268 00:15:52,798 --> 00:15:54,732 - Yeah! - Peanuts? 269 00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:57,394 Yeah, Shayna here is teaching me how to play jacks... 270 00:15:57,470 --> 00:16:00,166 with the peanuts. I'm at three-sies. 271 00:16:03,409 --> 00:16:04,933 Hi, I'm Carrie. 272 00:16:06,579 --> 00:16:07,773 Carrie. 273 00:16:07,947 --> 00:16:10,711 - Hi. - I'm sorry. That's Shayna. 274 00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,176 - Hi. - Can I get you a drink? 275 00:16:13,319 --> 00:16:15,514 No thanks, I'm not staying. 276 00:16:15,588 --> 00:16:18,682 I don't want to interrupt the night with the guys. 277 00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:21,591 So, where are the guys? 278 00:16:21,761 --> 00:16:24,457 Man, the guys blew me off at the last minute. 279 00:16:24,530 --> 00:16:27,897 So, I came down here to hang out with my buddy, Steve. 280 00:16:29,769 --> 00:16:31,236 And Steve... 281 00:16:31,637 --> 00:16:35,004 I'm sorry, where's Steve? 282 00:16:36,342 --> 00:16:38,708 It's kinda slow, so Steve went to get a burrito. 283 00:16:38,778 --> 00:16:40,973 Shayna and I are looking out for the joint. 284 00:16:41,047 --> 00:16:42,708 All right, I'm up. 285 00:16:43,349 --> 00:16:45,317 - Two-sies. - Two-sies! 286 00:16:45,384 --> 00:16:46,646 Look out. 287 00:16:48,287 --> 00:16:50,778 - That was good. - That was very good. 288 00:16:51,857 --> 00:16:54,553 So, Miranda says that you were amazing. 289 00:16:55,728 --> 00:16:59,528 He helped my girlfriend today. He took her to the chiropractor. 290 00:16:59,598 --> 00:17:02,692 - We got us a nice guy, here. - Shucks, ma'am. 291 00:17:03,803 --> 00:17:05,566 So, how was Miranda? 292 00:17:06,872 --> 00:17:09,170 No work or running for a week. 293 00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:12,005 And she has to wear one of those foam collars. 294 00:17:12,078 --> 00:17:14,706 - What do you call four? - Four-sies. 295 00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:16,111 Four-sies! 296 00:17:19,385 --> 00:17:21,216 Okay, well, I'm gonna go. 297 00:17:21,287 --> 00:17:23,016 - What, yeah? - Yeah. 298 00:17:24,123 --> 00:17:26,216 Can you excuse us for a second? 299 00:17:26,292 --> 00:17:27,384 Sure. 300 00:17:29,762 --> 00:17:32,128 - What is going on? - What's up? 301 00:17:32,398 --> 00:17:33,797 You tell me. 302 00:17:36,569 --> 00:17:37,763 Okay... 303 00:17:38,804 --> 00:17:40,465 you do your thing. 304 00:17:41,073 --> 00:17:43,701 Listen, I don't have to work tomorrow... 305 00:17:43,776 --> 00:17:45,334 so, come on over if you want. 306 00:17:45,411 --> 00:17:46,935 I'll come over. 307 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,671 Good luck with four-sies. 308 00:17:51,350 --> 00:17:53,113 It was nice to meet you, Shayna. 309 00:17:53,185 --> 00:17:54,277 Yeah. 310 00:17:55,588 --> 00:17:57,317 I'll see you later. 311 00:17:59,258 --> 00:18:00,850 - Let's go. - Okay. 312 00:18:02,628 --> 00:18:04,755 Watch and learn, young buck. 313 00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:15,597 But Aidan never showed up. 314 00:18:19,278 --> 00:18:22,372 And at about 3:00 am., it became very clear... 315 00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:25,383 that I was being punished for my big mistake. 316 00:18:45,438 --> 00:18:49,340 That cowl neck look is on the way out. You heard it here first. 317 00:18:51,444 --> 00:18:52,843 How are you, sweetie? 318 00:18:52,912 --> 00:18:56,006 I had to sleep sitting up like the Elephant Man. 319 00:18:56,148 --> 00:18:58,116 I brought you bagels to cheer you up. 320 00:18:58,184 --> 00:19:00,584 That's so nice of you. 321 00:19:05,391 --> 00:19:07,791 Aidan never came over last night. 322 00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:11,086 He said he would, but he didn't. And I called him this morning. 323 00:19:11,163 --> 00:19:15,657 He said he thought that "come over" meant today... 324 00:19:15,868 --> 00:19:17,392 not last night. 325 00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:19,267 You know what? This is bullshit. 326 00:19:19,338 --> 00:19:21,806 - Yeah, that's what I think. - No, you! 327 00:19:21,874 --> 00:19:23,501 You are bullshit! 328 00:19:23,742 --> 00:19:26,336 You and your bullshit cheer-me-up bagels. 329 00:19:26,412 --> 00:19:28,880 They're just a decoy so you could talk about Aidan. 330 00:19:28,948 --> 00:19:31,439 You didn't even bring cream cheese. 331 00:19:32,785 --> 00:19:34,252 I got the good bagels. 332 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,346 It's bad enough you send your boyfriend to help me... 333 00:19:37,423 --> 00:19:39,857 but now, the bullshit bagels! 334 00:19:39,925 --> 00:19:41,756 Are you saying you don't want one? 335 00:19:41,827 --> 00:19:43,385 If you fell or something... 336 00:19:43,462 --> 00:19:45,760 I would never send my boyfriend to help you... 337 00:19:45,831 --> 00:19:48,698 and yes, I know, I don't have a boyfriend. 338 00:19:49,068 --> 00:19:50,399 What's the problem? 339 00:19:50,469 --> 00:19:53,370 Aidan's better in a crisis than I am. 340 00:19:53,639 --> 00:19:56,005 I can't even remember your cream cheese. 341 00:19:56,075 --> 00:19:57,667 He saw me naked. 342 00:19:57,743 --> 00:20:02,043 Your boyfriend saw me naked on the floor, lying on a bathmat! 343 00:20:02,114 --> 00:20:03,547 Did he tell you that? 344 00:20:03,616 --> 00:20:06,346 - No, he's a gentleman. - He did! 345 00:20:08,854 --> 00:20:11,084 All right, I get it, I'm sorry. 346 00:20:11,156 --> 00:20:14,785 I will never send a boyfriend to do my job again. 347 00:20:16,028 --> 00:20:17,120 Okay. 348 00:20:18,764 --> 00:20:20,527 Do you want toasted? 349 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,292 Okay. 350 00:20:25,604 --> 00:20:26,696 Lf... 351 00:20:26,805 --> 00:20:29,035 I still even have a boyfriend. 352 00:20:29,975 --> 00:20:33,433 I think he's having an affair with a waitress at Scout. 353 00:20:33,546 --> 00:20:37,642 Just because you cheated on him does not mean he would cheat on you. 354 00:20:37,716 --> 00:20:39,547 - I'm gonna burn your bagel. - Don't. 355 00:20:39,618 --> 00:20:41,916 If he hasn't, it's just a matter of time. 356 00:20:41,987 --> 00:20:45,753 He's not having an affair. Aidan isn't like that. He's a good guy. 357 00:20:45,824 --> 00:20:48,952 Yeah, he's the good guy and I'm the bad guy. 358 00:20:49,028 --> 00:20:51,496 And the bad guy just has to take it, right? 359 00:20:51,564 --> 00:20:52,826 I mean... 360 00:20:53,365 --> 00:20:56,129 you should've seen the way he was acting in front of me. 361 00:20:56,201 --> 00:20:58,260 He's torturing me for what I did to him. 362 00:20:58,337 --> 00:21:00,897 And I deserve it. 363 00:21:02,107 --> 00:21:03,870 I deserve it, right? 364 00:21:04,009 --> 00:21:05,977 I'd shrug, but it hurts. 365 00:21:07,913 --> 00:21:09,403 Got any jelly? 366 00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:16,053 I wish I knew the name of that cab driver. I'd send him a bottle of wine or something. 367 00:21:16,121 --> 00:21:17,986 That was really great. 368 00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:20,924 You're a wild man. 369 00:21:20,993 --> 00:21:23,757 Yeah, speaking of wild... 370 00:21:24,296 --> 00:21:28,426 it's getting a little too wild down there, might be time for a wax. 371 00:21:29,068 --> 00:21:30,535 See you soon. 372 00:21:34,039 --> 00:21:36,769 It's my week between waxes. I have three errant hairs... 373 00:21:36,842 --> 00:21:39,242 and the asshole thinks I'm George of the Jungle. 374 00:21:39,311 --> 00:21:41,643 - Horrifying. - You should see the bush on him. 375 00:21:41,714 --> 00:21:44,547 I need a weed whacker just to find his dick. 376 00:21:44,617 --> 00:21:48,348 Could you please keep it down? We're on the Upper East Side. 377 00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:52,686 Men. We have to run to "Helga the hot waxer" every other week, but them? 378 00:21:52,791 --> 00:21:55,851 How would they like it if we told them to shape their hedge... 379 00:21:55,928 --> 00:21:58,419 - trim their trunk? - Plant their bulbs? 380 00:21:58,497 --> 00:22:02,263 - We are talking about gardening, right? - Don't get me started on his back hair. 381 00:22:02,334 --> 00:22:05,269 Okay, please, wait a second, Pete has to go. 382 00:22:05,404 --> 00:22:06,928 This is lovely. 383 00:22:07,539 --> 00:22:10,064 Why are you even walking this mongrel? 384 00:22:10,142 --> 00:22:13,600 Because I'm proving to my boyfriend that I am trustworthy and loving. 385 00:22:13,679 --> 00:22:16,842 And kindly, do not take your anger out on Pete. 386 00:22:16,915 --> 00:22:18,815 So, watching his dog take a dump... 387 00:22:18,884 --> 00:22:21,512 is going to make the memory of Big fade away? 388 00:22:21,587 --> 00:22:23,282 - It couldn't hurt. - Come on. 389 00:22:23,355 --> 00:22:25,414 The dog, the waitress. 390 00:22:25,491 --> 00:22:28,221 I don't know that anything happened with the waitress. 391 00:22:28,293 --> 00:22:30,659 How much longer are you gonna punish yourself? 392 00:22:30,729 --> 00:22:32,458 Until I'm back in the nook. 393 00:22:32,531 --> 00:22:34,863 You may never get back in the nook. 394 00:22:34,933 --> 00:22:36,457 Don't say that. 395 00:22:37,202 --> 00:22:39,693 I know it's true, but don't say it. 396 00:22:40,272 --> 00:22:43,833 I'm not a dog expert, but is that normal? 397 00:22:44,143 --> 00:22:47,203 No! He's got the runs. 398 00:22:47,312 --> 00:22:49,507 - Poor Pete. - Poor me. 399 00:22:50,883 --> 00:22:52,350 Oh, God! 400 00:22:52,518 --> 00:22:54,748 He must be sick or something. 401 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:58,412 Honey, I love you, but this is not my scene. I'll call you. 402 00:22:58,490 --> 00:23:01,584 - You're not gonna just leave me here? - Bye-bye. 403 00:23:02,428 --> 00:23:03,690 Pete, no. 404 00:23:04,363 --> 00:23:06,331 Don't walk, you're not done, honey. 405 00:23:06,398 --> 00:23:08,025 Pick up after your dog! 406 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:09,692 He's not my dog! 407 00:23:12,371 --> 00:23:15,169 It was right about then I wondered just how much shit... 408 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,175 was I willing to put up with for my mistake? 409 00:23:22,481 --> 00:23:25,473 Poor Pete's poo-poo platter continued for so many blocks... 410 00:23:25,551 --> 00:23:29,009 I got worried and decided it was time to take him home. 411 00:23:30,556 --> 00:23:32,524 So, I said, "What?" 412 00:23:34,426 --> 00:23:37,793 - There's a big giant... - Here, your dog got sick, I'm leaving. 413 00:23:37,863 --> 00:23:38,955 Taxi! 414 00:23:39,598 --> 00:23:41,566 Will you hold this? 415 00:23:41,967 --> 00:23:43,127 Stop! 416 00:23:45,471 --> 00:23:48,065 - What are you doing? - Toxic chemicals? 417 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,434 I'm taking a break. 418 00:23:49,508 --> 00:23:53,535 And she just happened to be there with coffee? 419 00:23:54,179 --> 00:23:56,170 I diapered your dog! 420 00:23:56,248 --> 00:23:58,045 Keep your voice down. 421 00:23:58,550 --> 00:24:00,177 What are you doing? 422 00:24:00,285 --> 00:24:01,252 Nothing. 423 00:24:01,620 --> 00:24:03,212 It's my friend. We're friends. 424 00:24:03,288 --> 00:24:06,587 Why don't you just fuck her? Then we can both be bad. 425 00:24:19,238 --> 00:24:20,865 Nothing happened. 426 00:24:23,008 --> 00:24:24,908 But I thought about it. 427 00:24:26,145 --> 00:24:27,578 Do you want to come in? 428 00:24:27,646 --> 00:24:29,671 I'm too pissed to come in. 429 00:24:32,184 --> 00:24:34,209 I hate that he calls here. 430 00:24:34,853 --> 00:24:36,718 Nothing's happening... 431 00:24:37,055 --> 00:24:38,818 or will ever happen. 432 00:24:40,492 --> 00:24:42,687 You have to know that, right? 433 00:24:43,228 --> 00:24:45,958 I would never do that to you again. 434 00:24:48,467 --> 00:24:49,627 Never. 435 00:24:50,969 --> 00:24:53,665 I don't want you to see him ever again. 436 00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:56,132 I can't do that. 437 00:24:58,210 --> 00:24:59,802 He's in my life. 438 00:25:01,146 --> 00:25:03,910 Not the same way you are, but he is. 439 00:25:06,552 --> 00:25:09,146 You can't keep punishing me... 440 00:25:10,289 --> 00:25:12,519 and I can't keep punishing me. 441 00:25:13,725 --> 00:25:15,454 I made a mistake... 442 00:25:16,762 --> 00:25:18,286 and I am sorry. 443 00:25:19,932 --> 00:25:23,095 And I know that you can't forget what happened... 444 00:25:24,136 --> 00:25:26,627 but I hope that you can forgive me. 445 00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:30,440 You have to forgive me. 446 00:25:32,477 --> 00:25:34,377 You have to forgive me. 447 00:26:03,308 --> 00:26:06,368 You had a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. 448 00:26:06,845 --> 00:26:10,303 If you were in Aruba, the natives could bead your back. 449 00:26:10,916 --> 00:26:12,884 And it's not just there. 450 00:26:12,951 --> 00:26:16,079 Every time I blow you, I feel like I'm flossing. 451 00:26:17,689 --> 00:26:19,281 I'm sorry, baby. 452 00:26:20,626 --> 00:26:23,823 Is there anything I can do to make you forgive me? 453 00:26:29,768 --> 00:26:31,235 Samantha forgave. 454 00:26:31,303 --> 00:26:34,431 And Brad got a lesson he never forgot. 455 00:26:35,173 --> 00:26:38,370 Look how much bigger my dick looks! 456 00:26:40,279 --> 00:26:42,440 And soon, Charlotte's last day came. 457 00:26:42,514 --> 00:26:46,883 - Number seven should go on the north wall. - I think it would be better on the south side. 458 00:26:46,952 --> 00:26:49,648 You're 22, what do you know about life? 459 00:26:49,755 --> 00:26:52,155 I mean, art, I'm sorry. 460 00:26:53,692 --> 00:26:55,091 I'm just... 461 00:26:55,527 --> 00:26:57,119 I'm freaked out. 462 00:26:57,562 --> 00:27:00,929 I've been working my whole life. This is a big transition. 463 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:05,195 If it's any consolation, my mother worked all the time. 464 00:27:05,737 --> 00:27:08,638 It would've been nice to have her home more. 465 00:27:13,645 --> 00:27:15,670 Don't forget to set the alarms. 466 00:27:15,747 --> 00:27:18,238 You're not going to finish the day? 467 00:27:19,818 --> 00:27:21,410 I think I'm done. 468 00:27:22,254 --> 00:27:23,585 Good luck. 469 00:27:30,062 --> 00:27:33,896 Charlotte left her past to pursue her new life objectives... 470 00:27:34,866 --> 00:27:38,233 be a good mother, cure AIDS... 471 00:27:39,338 --> 00:27:41,306 and prove Miranda wrong. 472 00:27:45,811 --> 00:27:48,371 You better move my meetings till the end of the week. 473 00:27:48,447 --> 00:27:50,472 I'm not quite 100 percent. 474 00:27:51,016 --> 00:27:52,108 Yeah. 475 00:27:52,684 --> 00:27:54,652 Still wearing the brace. 476 00:27:54,987 --> 00:27:57,285 Okay, bye. 477 00:27:59,257 --> 00:28:01,851 And for the first time in her life... 478 00:28:02,094 --> 00:28:05,928 Miranda learned the joys of cooking and of not working. 479 00:28:07,699 --> 00:28:10,065 Of course, she'd have to go back eventually... 480 00:28:10,135 --> 00:28:12,365 just to prove Charlotte wrong. 481 00:28:17,209 --> 00:28:18,938 And as for Aidan... 482 00:28:19,177 --> 00:28:21,975 he and I weren't quite back to where we were. 483 00:28:22,047 --> 00:28:24,106 We might never be there again... 484 00:28:24,182 --> 00:28:27,276 but we were in a new place, a more honest place. 485 00:28:31,823 --> 00:28:33,757 And somehow, over time... 486 00:28:33,825 --> 00:28:36,623 I had made my way back into the nook. 487 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:50,000 Subtitles conformed by SOFTITLER 488 00:29:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000 Ripped by RavyDavy part of the [RL] Crew36569

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