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by RavyDavy - Part of the [RL] Crew
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Here are some things
I love about New York...
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That week in spring when it's warm,
but not hot...
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...and the trees
are just beginning to bloom.
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Men in suits.
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Three papers and 12 gossip columns.
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It's easy for me to say,
"I love you, New York."
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It's not so easy to say,
"I love you, Mr. Big."
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The first time I realized
I actually loved Big...
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...was over toast and coffee one morning.
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What?
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Thanks, honey.
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What?
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Nothing.
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The first time I felt like saying it was
the night he took me to the ballet.
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And he hates the ballet.
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I don't want to disappoint you.
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A couple of those dancers were on wires.
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They were not.
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On a couple of those big leaps
I saw the wires.
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You know what?
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What?
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I love... your hair like that.
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Cut it out.
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And then there was the time
I never expected to say it.
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Last Friday night
at approximately 7:20 p. M...
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...Big was picking me up
to take me out to dinner.
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I just have to change my shoes.
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Hurry, we don't want to be late.
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If we grab a cab on Madison,
we can be there in five minutes.
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Here.
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What's this for?
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I just saw it and thought of you.
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It was just wrong.
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It was wrong.
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I didn't know what to say except...
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I love you.
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You told Big, "I love you",
because he gave you that?
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What did you think it was,
a large diamond duck ring?
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I think my mother has one
in the shape of a squirrel.
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Note that I did not say, "I love the purse."
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What did he say?
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He just...
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...sort of reacted stunned for a moment
and then he said...
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You're welcome.
I'll just wait for you outside.
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Maybe he thought you said, "I love it."
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It was a very deliberate and distinct "you."
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He just pretended you didn't say it?
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Yeah, but we both know I did.
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I've laid down the gauntlet.
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He has to say "I love you" back
or I have to break up with him.
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How long are you giving him?
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I didn't put an expiration date on it.
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It's got the shelf life of a dairy product,
it'll curdle in a week.
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It's so interesting.
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Tell a man, "I hate you",
you'll have the best sex of your life.
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But tell him, "I love you",
you'll probably never see him again.
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That's very comforting right now.
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Wait a minute. Time out.
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Did you ever think
that at this very moment...
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...the man might be trying to find
his way to tell Carrie that he loves her?
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Listening to Miranda
wax optimistic about love...
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...was more disorienting
than a heat wave in February.
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It seemed that Miranda,
love's greatest skeptic...
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...had recently experienced
a romantic epiphany.
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Grab us a seat outside
and I'll meet you out there.
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- Will you let me pay this time?
- Your money's no good here.
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Grab us a bench.
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All right.
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- How much?
- $5.90.
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She was dating a bartender
who worshiped her.
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Miranda was so crazy
about him in return...
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...she let him take her out to dinner.
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But only to places she knew
he could afford.
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Best slices in the city, don't you think?
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Saturday, my firm is having
its annual dinner thing.
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I was wondering... if you think the bar
could spare you, you could be my date.
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I warn you, it'll be totally boring.
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It's not gonna be boring
if I'm there with you.
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You probably should wear a suit.
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It's gonna be a big fancy affair.
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- You do have a suit, right?
- Sure, I do.
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It's really nice. It's gold.
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It's gold?
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Yeah, corduroy.
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What's wrong with corduroy?
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I don't have enough time to tell you
what's wrong with corduroy.
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For the first time,
Steve took Miranda back to his place.
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This is your apartment.
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You like?
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It's sweet.
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I modeled it after DeNiro's place
in Taxi Driver.
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I'm kidding.
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It's cheap and it's near the bar.
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You never have to come here again.
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That evening Miranda experienced
her first pangs of yuppie guilt.
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A lot of wonderful artists worked
as bartenders for years.
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It doesn't mean he won't
make money some day.
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He's not an artist, slash, bartender.
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He's just happy being a bartender, period.
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No aspirations beyond shaking cocktails
and refilling peanut bowls.
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How's he in bed?
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There are no words.
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Sounds like a dream relationship to me.
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He can make you cum,
then make you a Cosmopolitan.
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How can you get serious with a guy
whose entire future is based on tips?
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Wait a minute.
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Rich men date
not-so-rich women all the time.
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Look at me and Big.
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It's not about money,
it's about compatibility.
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It's normal for the guy
to have more money.
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I know lots of women who make
more money than their husbands.
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You're all missing my point.
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None of this matters to me.
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I don't want it to matter to him.
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When single men have money,
it's to their advantage.
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If a single woman has money,
it's a problem to be dealt with.
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It's ridiculous. I want to enjoy
my success, not apologize for it.
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Bravo, honey.
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You're talking about more
than a difference in income.
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You're talking about a difference
in background and education.
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This guy is working class.
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Working class?
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It's the Millennium.
We don't say "working class" anymore.
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You're trying to pretend
we live in a classless society...
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...and we don't.
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Marie-Antoinette, we get the picture.
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Thank you.
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She's right.
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I'm dating a guy right now
and he's got an actual servant.
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It seems that Samantha was
dating Harvey Terkel...
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...a real estate investor who had
just made a killing in the market...
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...turning Chelsea sweatshops into
luxury co-ops for the upwardly trendy.
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Sum is a fantastic cook.
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You won't eat better Thai food in Bangkok.
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More, Mr. Harvey?
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Yes, please.
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You like spicy like Mr. Harvey, miss?
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I love spicy.
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Enjoy.
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Isn't she the best?
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I could not live without her.
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I wondered, was New York really
any different from New Delhi?
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Had our class system been
replaced by a caste system?
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And if so, can we date outside our caste?
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That night, Big took me out
for a romantic dinner.
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I could smell it coming the way
you can smell a thunderstorm coming.
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A mere two days
after I had said, "I love you"...
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...Big had found his own way
to say "I love you" to me.
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You're gonna love this.
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It's from a small winery
in the heart of Tuscany.
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Delicioso.
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I rented a villa there
one summer with the ex.
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It was incredible.
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I've always wanted to go back
with someone I actually liked.
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There's something I've been
meaning to tell you ever since...
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...the night I gave you the purse:
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You can take it back, if you don't like it.
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That became the first night
I wanted to tell Big...
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..."I hate you".
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The next afternoon,
Charlotte made the acquaintance...
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...of a member of the very highest caste.
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A caste that from coast to coast,
rich and poor...
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...everyone deferred to
and honored without question...
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...the movie star.
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I'm Charlotte York.
I'm the director of the gallery.
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Wiley Ford.
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I know.
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How much for this piece?
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The fire extinguisher?
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That's a real fire extinguisher.
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For the gallery, in case there's a fire.
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I guess I'm a total idiot.
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No, it happens all the time.
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You can have it. Take it.
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You can say you got it at the gallery.
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People will probably think it's a Jeff Koons.
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You are adorable.
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What do you think about closing up
for the rest of the afternoon?
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Charlene, you are so hot.
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Can't wait to get you to bed.
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Charlotte. My name is Charlotte.
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I prefer Charlene.
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This champagne is running through me.
Yo, bud, pull over, I need to take a leak.
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Sit tight, beautiful.
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You'll never believe where I am.
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I'm in the back of a limo about
to go have sex with Wiley Ford.
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Where is he now?
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He's taking a leak out in the alley,
isn't that cute?
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It's adorable. Charlotte, listen to me,
get out of there immediately.
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All my rules just went
right out the window.
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It's like, he wants me and I have to obey.
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He's zipping up, gotta go.
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While Charlotte began to enjoy
the perks of celebrity...
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...Samantha discovered Harvey Terkel
came with some nice perks of his own.
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Stay in bed as long as you want.
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Sum will make you breakfast.
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That's really not necessary.
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Please, she loves it.
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Do you like fresh orange or grapefruit?
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- Orange.
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- Eggs?
- Coddled.
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Coming right up.
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I'll call you.
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While Samantha didn't believe
in having servants...
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...she had no problem
dating a man who did.
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She knew it might take some adjusting,
but she could get used to it.
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Bye, Sum.
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Take good care of Samantha.
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Bye, Mr. Harvey.
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Okay, lazy bones, out of bed.
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- Excuse me?
- Up, must wash sheets.
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Should I have my breakfast
in the dining room...
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Breakfast? I got no time
to make breakfast.
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Got a lot of work to do around here.
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It was then Samantha realized
that Sum was not so servile after all.
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That afternoon during her lunch break,
Miranda took Steve shopping.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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What do you think?
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I think it's frightening how good I look.
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It's a beautiful suit.
I think we should take it.
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Could you do a cuff with a nice break?
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- Will these be the shoes?
- I think we should take the shoes.
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Don't you think so?
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I guess we're taking the shoes.
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Just like that.
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Jesus, $1,800.
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I guess I better not spill anything.
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Don't worry. It's my treat.
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What?
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I invited you, I want to pay for the suit.
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No way, you're not buying me a suit.
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I wanted to do this for you.
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Then I start to think of you like my mother
and that can get a little weird for me.
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Sorry, sir, it was declined.
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- Would you like to try another one?
- Why don't you try mine?
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How about this?
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Let's try $800 on the card, I'll write
a check for $1,000 and the rest in cash.
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Forget it. It's too expensive.
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Would you just let me buy the fucking suit?
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That Saturday,
Big took me to a cocktail party...
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...at the home of Sarina Bush...
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Great purse, fabulous.
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Careful!
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White rugs.
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...an Upper East Side hostess
famous for her husband's money...
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...and a close friendship with Tina Brown.
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I knew her 10 years ago
when she was famous for...
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...her father's money and a close friendship
with her drug dealer.
249
00:15:58,638 --> 00:16:00,572
God, I hate Park Avenue.
250
00:16:00,873 --> 00:16:03,239
It's like being in a foreign country.
251
00:16:03,309 --> 00:16:05,675
Just think of me as your passport, baby.
252
00:16:05,878 --> 00:16:07,573
As we walked through the room...
253
00:16:07,647 --> 00:16:11,913
...of women clutching their bejeweled
swan, kitten and asparagus purses...
254
00:16:12,084 --> 00:16:16,077
...I realized to my horror that
not only did Big not love me...
255
00:16:16,455 --> 00:16:19,515
...he had absolutely no idea who I was.
256
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:22,386
- Can I get you a drink?
- Tanqueray and tonic.
257
00:16:22,461 --> 00:16:23,758
Carrie, a drink?
258
00:16:26,065 --> 00:16:27,327
Red wine, please.
259
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:30,765
I'm sorry, Ms. Bush doesn't
serve any brown food or drink.
260
00:16:31,704 --> 00:16:33,501
Can I get you something clear?
261
00:16:37,510 --> 00:16:39,068
Vodka on the rocks.
262
00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:42,845
No brown food?
263
00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:46,977
I think we've encountered
a mutant strain of Upper East Side anal.
264
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:50,580
She's a little strange.
I've known her for years, she's okay.
265
00:16:50,656 --> 00:16:53,318
I'm sure she's fabulous
until you spill something.
266
00:16:53,392 --> 00:16:56,156
It's like she's trying
to cultivate an eccentricity...
267
00:16:56,228 --> 00:16:59,789
...so people won't notice
she's completely devoid of personality.
268
00:17:00,299 --> 00:17:03,234
- Don't be a bitch.
- I'm not, I'm being myself.
269
00:17:03,302 --> 00:17:04,894
You're being a bit of a bitch.
270
00:17:04,970 --> 00:17:06,130
Sweetheart!
271
00:17:06,472 --> 00:17:09,498
How are you? It's been forever.
272
00:17:11,577 --> 00:17:13,238
Thank you for having us.
273
00:17:13,312 --> 00:17:15,075
Sarina, you know Carrie.
274
00:17:18,684 --> 00:17:21,312
Darling, you can't smoke in here.
275
00:17:22,722 --> 00:17:23,950
Terrace.
276
00:17:24,390 --> 00:17:25,880
That's where I'll be.
277
00:17:27,426 --> 00:17:31,226
Just like that,
I was cast out of the fancy party.
278
00:17:32,431 --> 00:17:37,425
Charlotte found herself the newest
member of Wiley Ford's entourage.
279
00:17:37,503 --> 00:17:40,563
When did marijuana
become legal in restaurants?
280
00:17:42,441 --> 00:17:43,465
It didn't.
281
00:17:46,645 --> 00:17:48,613
- Here.
- No, thank you.
282
00:17:48,681 --> 00:17:50,342
I don't smoke pot.
283
00:17:55,821 --> 00:17:57,652
You do now.
284
00:18:10,403 --> 00:18:13,133
Sum was very rude to me
the other morning.
285
00:18:13,372 --> 00:18:15,340
She practically threw me out of bed.
286
00:18:17,910 --> 00:18:19,377
You must've misunderstood.
287
00:18:19,445 --> 00:18:21,936
Her English isn't really that good.
288
00:18:25,684 --> 00:18:27,481
More asparagus, Miss?
289
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,252
It was then Samantha realized...
290
00:18:30,756 --> 00:18:33,054
...she wasn't so dim, that Sum.
291
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,755
That night, I realized that relationships
had a caste system of their own.
292
00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:40,060
There's the person who says, "I love you."
293
00:18:40,132 --> 00:18:42,498
And there's the person
who never responds.
294
00:18:47,773 --> 00:18:49,673
What are you doing here?
295
00:18:49,742 --> 00:18:51,710
Purveying the beverages.
296
00:18:52,144 --> 00:18:54,635
- Just snuck out here to smoke.
- Good.
297
00:18:54,747 --> 00:18:57,011
Are you friends with these people?
298
00:18:57,116 --> 00:18:58,344
God, no.
299
00:18:58,751 --> 00:19:00,343
A little uptight.
300
00:19:00,419 --> 00:19:03,013
- What's with the no brown food deal?
- Whatever.
301
00:19:03,122 --> 00:19:05,818
Jeremiah was
a famous downtown performance artist...
302
00:19:05,891 --> 00:19:09,793
...who was best known uptown as...
"Kid, give me another scotch and soda."
303
00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:12,922
We had engaged in
a mild flirtation for years.
304
00:19:12,998 --> 00:19:14,329
Who're you here with?
305
00:19:15,434 --> 00:19:16,696
Some guy.
306
00:19:18,304 --> 00:19:20,465
I got a new tattoo, want to see it?
307
00:19:25,177 --> 00:19:27,202
- Is that real?
- Yeah, it's real.
308
00:19:28,547 --> 00:19:30,572
How far down does that go?
309
00:19:32,084 --> 00:19:33,449
Pretty far.
310
00:19:33,919 --> 00:19:34,943
Check it out.
311
00:19:43,696 --> 00:19:44,788
Shit.
312
00:19:45,798 --> 00:19:47,129
Excuse me.
313
00:19:49,635 --> 00:19:50,727
Shit.
314
00:20:10,756 --> 00:20:13,247
Were you really giving
the caterer a blow job?
315
00:20:13,325 --> 00:20:15,293
First of all, he's not a caterer.
316
00:20:15,427 --> 00:20:17,554
He's a well-known performance artist.
317
00:20:18,797 --> 00:20:20,492
That didn't answer my question.
318
00:20:20,566 --> 00:20:22,557
Because it was offensive.
319
00:20:23,469 --> 00:20:26,438
Whatever you were doing, please stop.
320
00:20:27,239 --> 00:20:28,797
You're embarrassing me.
321
00:20:28,908 --> 00:20:30,603
I'm embarrassing you?
322
00:20:30,776 --> 00:20:33,438
If you'd joined me on the terrace
like a gentleman...
323
00:20:33,579 --> 00:20:36,173
...we wouldn't be having this conversation.
324
00:20:36,248 --> 00:20:37,374
Let's just go.
325
00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:39,984
You go, I'm having a good time.
326
00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:48,727
And across town,
Miranda was late for the firm dinner.
327
00:20:58,671 --> 00:21:00,502
Why are you dressed like that?
328
00:21:00,906 --> 00:21:02,669
I returned the suit.
329
00:21:03,409 --> 00:21:05,274
Frankly, I couldn't afford it.
330
00:21:06,412 --> 00:21:08,607
Then why didn't you let me pay for it?
331
00:21:08,981 --> 00:21:12,940
Miranda, you need to be with
a guy who's more on your level.
332
00:21:14,186 --> 00:21:16,381
Being in that store with you...
333
00:21:17,990 --> 00:21:19,821
...I didn't feel good about myself.
334
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,760
I think you're an incredible lady.
335
00:21:24,897 --> 00:21:27,263
You want to break up with me over a suit?
336
00:21:28,767 --> 00:21:30,257
Fuck the suit.
337
00:21:31,337 --> 00:21:32,929
It's not just the suit.
338
00:21:34,273 --> 00:21:36,798
There's always gonna be
things out of my reach.
339
00:21:38,711 --> 00:21:41,145
I'm being punished for being successful.
340
00:21:42,781 --> 00:21:44,476
That's not how I mean it.
341
00:21:46,251 --> 00:21:47,445
Got it.
342
00:21:49,922 --> 00:21:52,482
Thanks for the info and for standing me up.
343
00:21:52,558 --> 00:21:54,924
It's been nice knowing you.
344
00:21:55,661 --> 00:21:59,119
An hour later,
adrift in a sea of Italian wool crepe...
345
00:21:59,665 --> 00:22:03,726
...Miranda wondered what was really
so wrong with corduroy, anyway.
346
00:22:07,072 --> 00:22:11,338
In the space of one evening,
Charlotte had gone from girlfriend...
347
00:22:11,410 --> 00:22:12,741
...to groupie.
348
00:22:13,145 --> 00:22:14,976
Who had the rum and coke?
349
00:22:27,159 --> 00:22:28,786
Listen, Charlene.
350
00:22:29,695 --> 00:22:32,095
I want you to do something for me.
351
00:22:32,631 --> 00:22:34,826
I want you to go to the ladies' room...
352
00:22:35,067 --> 00:22:37,592
...stick your finger in your pussy...
353
00:22:37,670 --> 00:22:40,138
...come back and let me smell it.
354
00:22:48,881 --> 00:22:50,508
I don't think so.
355
00:22:56,722 --> 00:22:59,088
Charlotte realized,
another moment at the top...
356
00:22:59,158 --> 00:23:01,991
...and she would have become
an Untouchable.
357
00:23:03,095 --> 00:23:05,859
"Jeremiah was a bullfrog
358
00:23:06,732 --> 00:23:09,530
"Was a good friend of mine
359
00:23:10,369 --> 00:23:13,532
"I never understood a single word he said
360
00:23:13,739 --> 00:23:15,502
"But I helped him drink his wine"
361
00:23:15,574 --> 00:23:18,566
After Jeremiah got fired,
we celebrated downtown...
362
00:23:18,644 --> 00:23:20,805
...with a couple of pitchers of Margaritas.
363
00:23:20,879 --> 00:23:23,211
"Joy to the world
364
00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:27,450
"All the boys and girls
365
00:23:27,886 --> 00:23:29,410
"Joy to the...
366
00:23:36,795 --> 00:23:39,195
"Joy to the fishes in the deep blue..."
367
00:23:39,264 --> 00:23:40,754
I don't live here.
368
00:23:41,633 --> 00:23:43,100
"Joy to you and me"
369
00:23:43,168 --> 00:23:45,534
That was the last thing
I remembered that night.
370
00:23:45,637 --> 00:23:47,730
"If I were the king of the world"
371
00:23:52,811 --> 00:23:54,642
- You just relax.
- I will.
372
00:23:54,713 --> 00:23:56,806
I'm gonna go grab a shower.
373
00:24:04,790 --> 00:24:06,121
Excuse me.
374
00:24:06,859 --> 00:24:08,019
Nasty.
375
00:24:08,694 --> 00:24:10,059
Nasty girl.
376
00:24:10,362 --> 00:24:13,297
You dirty cock-sucking whore.
377
00:24:14,433 --> 00:24:16,731
Must wash sheets right away.
378
00:24:17,236 --> 00:24:20,535
Stop it! Let go. You're crazy.
379
00:24:21,974 --> 00:24:23,999
What's going on out here?
380
00:24:26,278 --> 00:24:27,745
I'm so sorry.
381
00:24:28,714 --> 00:24:33,014
I just tried to wash the sheets,
but that lady hit me.
382
00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:36,845
How dare you treat Sum that way.
383
00:24:36,922 --> 00:24:38,685
- Let me explain.
- No!
384
00:24:39,525 --> 00:24:41,425
There's no explanation.
385
00:24:41,894 --> 00:24:43,486
Just get out of here.
386
00:24:44,530 --> 00:24:48,626
Samantha realized there was only room
for one woman in Harvey's life.
387
00:24:54,239 --> 00:24:55,399
Jesus.
388
00:25:00,145 --> 00:25:01,339
Listen...
389
00:25:01,780 --> 00:25:04,078
...I know what
you're really pissed off about.
390
00:25:04,516 --> 00:25:07,644
It's just something
I gotta do in my own time.
391
00:25:10,122 --> 00:25:11,214
Okay?
392
00:25:14,293 --> 00:25:15,624
I fucking love you.
393
00:25:16,028 --> 00:25:17,689
All right? You know I do.
394
00:25:18,597 --> 00:25:20,030
Good morning.
395
00:25:20,332 --> 00:25:23,028
It's just a tough thing for me to say...
396
00:25:23,669 --> 00:25:27,571
...because it always seems
to get me in trouble when I say it.
397
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,532
Okay?
398
00:25:30,509 --> 00:25:31,373
Okay.
399
00:25:33,045 --> 00:25:34,307
Are we okay?
400
00:25:36,548 --> 00:25:37,947
We're great.
401
00:25:39,084 --> 00:25:40,551
I love you, too.
402
00:25:41,153 --> 00:25:42,586
I'll call you later, okay?
403
00:25:52,264 --> 00:25:53,458
Did we?
404
00:25:55,868 --> 00:25:57,267
Definitely not.
405
00:25:58,370 --> 00:25:59,803
I didn't think so.
406
00:26:06,578 --> 00:26:08,978
I felt like I was the lowest of the low.
407
00:26:09,514 --> 00:26:11,175
I never told Mr. Big.
408
00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:14,947
I figured everything
before "I love you"just doesn't count.
409
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:24,000
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