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The most powerful woman in New York
is not Tina Brown...
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or Diane Sawyer
or even Rosie O'Donnell.
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It's the hostess at Balzac...
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which had overnight become
the only restaurant that mattered.
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And we were there to celebrate
the moment.
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This is humiliating.
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We've been waiting for 45 minutes.
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I think I'm gonna faint.
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- Doesn't she know who we are?
- Who are we?
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I own my own PR firm.
You write a newspaper column.
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This should not be happening.
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I'm going back up there.
Excuse me.
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Hello. Excuse me.
Hello! We've been waiting 45 minutes.
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Look, I'm not sure you understand...
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but I'm kind of somebody...
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and she's definitely
kind of somebody...
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and we really need to eat now.
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I'm sorry.
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Excuse me.
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- Give me a 20.
- You must be joking.
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Do you think I should
make it a 50?
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If I had $50 with me,
do you think I'd give it to that girl?
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She cannot do this to us.
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- We're leaving.
- Oh, God.
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Let me tell you something.
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I was that woman ten years ago...
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but I wielded my power
in a benevolent manner.
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Can we please talk about this
over lunch somewhere else?
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Where, somewhere like New Jersey,
where we might actually get seated?
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Do you realize, if she were a man,
not only would we be eating now...
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but they'd be sending over
free drinks.
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I know a great Thai place
around the corner...
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where the owner's son
practically always sends over...
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a complementary order of mee krob.
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How sad.
Do you think we can get it to go?
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A short time later,
Samantha headed back to her office...
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while I decided to investigate
this theory I had...
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about shopping as a way to unleash
the creative subconscious.
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All right.
I'm gonna take them.
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I was already planning
on returning them when...
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Miss?
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They told me to do that.
And now they want to talk to you.
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- That won't be necessary.
- Oh, my God! I don't believe it!
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- When did you get to town?
- Just yesterday.
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- Darling, you look fantastic.
- I can't let you do this.
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Of course you can.
And you can pay me back never.
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Besides, it's on Carlo.
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Wow. When did you two...
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About two months.
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His family has this gigantic ranch
in Argentina. Very, very wealthy.
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He has a tiny little penis,
but he knows exactly how to use it.
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Wave, darling. Wave.
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Ciao, ciao, ciao.
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That's very nice of you,
but I just can't accept these.
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But of course you can.
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When have I ever given you a birthday
present or a Christmas present?
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I mean, you are like
a sister to me...
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yet I never see you.
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The truth was,
we'd only met a few times.
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Most people would classify Amalita
as Eurotrash.
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I thought she was fun.
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So call me. I'm staying
at the Four Seasons with Carlo.
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- Don't you live in the city?
- I'm a citizen of the world.
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A citizen of the world, darling.
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Now take the shoes,
and we'll talk soon.
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- I can't do this.
- Of course you can.
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- Go, go.
- Thank you.
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I couldn't understand a word
she was saying...
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but I felt I had in my possession
all the Italian I'd ever need to know.
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While at home, all the English
I seemed to encounter...
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was "bills, bills, bills."
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I envied Amalita.
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Her life was a blur of rich men,
designer clothes...
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and glamorous resorts.
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She didn't actually work for a living,
yet possessed a dazzling sexual power...
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that she exploited
to her full advantage.
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Which presented
a certain conundrum.
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Where's the line
between professional girlfriend...
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and just plain professional?
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Women have the right to use every means
at their disposal to achieve power.
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Short of sleeping their way
to the top.
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Not if that's what it takes
to compete.
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But that's exploitation!
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Of men...
which is perfectly legal.
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Saturday night.
In an effort to save money...
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and maybe even pick up
a few extra bucks...
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I invited the girls over for poker.
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- I'll buy two.
- I'm in for three.
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So you advocate a double standard.
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Women can use their sexuality
to get ahead whenever possible...
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but men should not be allowed
to take advantage of it?
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I'm just saying that men and women
are equal-opportunity exploiters.
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- I fold.
- What if you sense that someone...
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is giving you a professional advantage
because they find you charming?
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- Charming?
- This I gotta hear.
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A few days ago, Neville Morgan,
the notoriously reclusive painter...
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paid a visit to the gallery.
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Neville was making his yearly
pilgrimage to Manhattan...
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to check out what was new and hot
on the art scene.
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And he found it...
Charlotte.
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It was only a matter of moments before
he invited her to his farm upstate...
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to view his latest work.
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If I could get him to show at the
gallery, it would be an incredible coup.
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- But what if he wants me to, you know.
- Hold his brush?
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If he so much as suggests
what she's suggesting...
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you give me a call
and we'll sue the hell out of him.
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That's the only proper way
to trade sex for power.
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I can't believe what I'm hearing.
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You're like the Harvard Law
Lorena Bobbitt.
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It's Skipper.
I told him I was here.
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He insisted on picking me up, but he's
not supposed to be here till 11:00.
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He's like a sweet little seal pup.
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That you sometimes want to club.
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You're an hour early.
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I can wait in the hall.
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Skipper, come in.
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It's all right.
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I'm leaving anyway.
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You guys have cleaned me out.
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Good night, ladies.
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Keep me posted.
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A couple of hours later,
I was looking forward...
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to calling it an early night,
when...
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- Hello?
- Carrie, you bitch! What are you doing?
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- I'm getting ready to go to sleep.
- Why don't you come and join us?
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We are at Balzac, and there is someone
here I am dying for you to meet.
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I'd love to,
but I'm really trying to cut back.
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You know, pinch a few pennies.
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You are crazy, you know that?
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Why don't you just come down here
and be your fabulous self?
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The truth was I could
barely afford that either.
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But I rationalized
that my new shoes...
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shouldn't be punished
just because I can't budget.
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Sorry. You're not on the list.
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I don't need a list.
My friends are already in.
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Darling, what took you so long?
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You won't believe what Carlo bought me
this afternoon at Van Cleef & Arpels.
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What?
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Oh, my God, it's gorgeous.
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Twelve thousand dollars.
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Listen, I want you to come and meet
the world's most fabulous man.
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Sounds like a trendy sideshow act.
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You're crazy!
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Carrie, I'd like you to meet
my boyfriend Carlo.
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- And his friend Gilles.
- Hello.
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Hello. Nice to meet you.
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Gilles is an architect from Paris.
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- How long are you here for?
- Just a couple of days. On business.
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I've told Gilles all about you.
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I told him
you were the most beautiful...
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talented and fascinating woman
in New York.
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And single.
How is this possible?
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I get it.
You're an architect and a comedian.
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I don't understand.
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Nothing.
I'm just being un peu stupide.
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You? Never.
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I suddenly recalled my terrible weakness
for gorgeous French architects.
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Can I get anyone something else?
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You would like another
bottle of wine?
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Wonderful.
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And what will the rest of you
be having?
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During the next couple of hours, I put
my journalistic skills to good use.
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I discovered that Gilles
was recently divorced...
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with a five-year-old daughter,
Beatrice...
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who lived with her mother in Paris.
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He was passing through New York
on his way to Brazil...
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to supervise construction
of a new hotel.
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I think you are too beautiful
to be a writer.
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I think you're too charming
to be an architect.
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I think you should
give up your life here...
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and move with me
to Paris immediately.
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I thought you were spending the next
six months in Brazil.
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You can join me there first.
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Don't tempt me.
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I'm so broke these days
I might take you up on that offer...
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just to save on rent.
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Writing does not pay well?
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No, it does.
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It's just, I have
this little substance abuse problem.
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Expensive footwear.
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I see.
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I'm only here for the weekend...
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but I would love to see you tomorrow.
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Maybe you could show me the town.
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You've never been to New York?
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About 12 times...
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but I've never seen it
with someone like you.
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You really have that certain
je ne sais quoi, don't you?
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Yes.
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And so do you.
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So, I'll see you tomorrow.
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Good night.
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Sure, I saw some red flags...
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divorced, French
and almost uncomfortably handsome...
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but I felt like
I was floating on air.
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The next morning
I was brought back down to Earth...
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as I confronted that eternal puzzle...
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a closet full of clothes,
nothing to wear.
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Just a minute!
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Who is it?
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- Hey.
- Hey. I'm sorry. I should go.
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Skipper, come on in.
What is it?
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It's Miranda.
She's got me totally whacked.
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It's like I'm obsessed.
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And I know that I shouldn't be
because I can sense...
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that it's totally turning her off.
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But I can't control it.
I can't.
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It's like she's got
this power over me...
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and I'm helpless.
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Keep going.
I have to get dressed, all right?
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Is it possible
to be addicted to a person?
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The sex is so awesome
that it's, like...
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it's all I can think about.
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I've never considered myself
a horn dog before...
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but I'm worried I might be starting
to scare her off.
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Well, is that what she said?
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No, but mostly we just have sex
in the afternoon.
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She never lets me spend the night.
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Well, I have an idea.
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Why don't the two of you
just spend a night together...
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and not have sex?
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That would be hard.
That would be really hard.
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Well, I think it's really important
that you try.
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I don't even shower afterwards.
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I like to spend the whole day
smelling like Miranda.
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I began to fear that Miranda's sexuality
was overpowering poor Skipper.
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Later I spent the most incredibly
romantic afternoon with Gilles.
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I felt like I had landed
in a Claude Lelouch film...
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A Man and a Slightly Neurotic Woman.
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Wait. Wait.
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I kind of have this rule.
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I don't sleep with men
I've only known a day.
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I see.
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I gave in. After all,
it was already tomorrow in Paris.
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You look so beautiful
when you sleep.
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I didn't want to disturb you.
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- Are you leaving so early?
- I've got a plane.
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I'll get up.
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Stay in bed.
Order room service.
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Enjoy yourself.
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- I can just get dressed.
- Relax.
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I'll call you.
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Okay.
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As he walked out the door,
it suddenly dawned on me...
245
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that he didn't have
my phone number.
246
00:14:45,441 --> 00:14:47,534
And I didn't have his phone number.
247
00:14:51,614 --> 00:14:53,707
But he had left me a note...
248
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with $1,000 in cash.
249
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"Thanks for the beautiful day."
250
00:15:04,994 --> 00:15:06,552
Must have been
a hell of a beautiful day.
251
00:15:06,629 --> 00:15:10,725
Well, it was.
We had such a fantastic connection.
252
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,734
Then he leaves me money.
253
00:15:12,802 --> 00:15:15,794
I don't understand.
What exactly about me screams "whore"?
254
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,896
Besides the $1,000 on the end table?
255
00:15:17,973 --> 00:15:20,407
I just can't believe
that you had dinner at Balzac.
256
00:15:20,476 --> 00:15:24,310
Wait a minute. I thought I ordered two
eggs benedict and one spinach omelette.
257
00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:26,541
It's all right.
I'll take the omelette.
258
00:15:26,615 --> 00:15:28,583
This isn't right. We're gonna
pay for all this ourselves, all right?
259
00:15:28,651 --> 00:15:30,141
He said order anything.
260
00:15:30,219 --> 00:15:32,744
The room service is one thing,
but the money... uh-uh.
261
00:15:32,822 --> 00:15:35,450
What are you getting so uptight about?
262
00:15:35,524 --> 00:15:38,084
Money is power.
Sex is power.
263
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:41,755
Therefore, getting money for sex
is simply an exchange of power.
264
00:15:41,831 --> 00:15:44,493
Don't listen
to the dime store Camille Paglia.
265
00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:46,501
I don't know whether to take it
as an incredible compliment...
266
00:15:46,569 --> 00:15:48,469
or as an incredible insult.
267
00:15:48,537 --> 00:15:49,902
Just take it, period.
268
00:15:49,972 --> 00:15:53,339
I wouldn't know how to return it anyway
because he didn't leave me his number.
269
00:15:53,409 --> 00:15:55,400
He paid in full.
What more is there to talk about?
270
00:15:55,478 --> 00:15:58,538
Who is this Amalita Amalfi character,
anyway?
271
00:15:58,614 --> 00:16:01,777
I'm concerned that you've been drafted
into a ring of high-class hookers.
272
00:16:01,851 --> 00:16:03,318
She isn't a hooker.
273
00:16:03,385 --> 00:16:04,943
She's...
274
00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:07,113
She's like
an international party girl.
275
00:16:07,189 --> 00:16:08,622
She's a hooker with a passport.
276
00:16:08,691 --> 00:16:10,591
Do you ever have any conversations
about money?
277
00:16:12,194 --> 00:16:15,755
I did allude to the fact that I was
a bit cash poor these days.
278
00:16:15,831 --> 00:16:17,628
So maybe it's supposed to be a loan?
279
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,634
I don't remember filling out
an application.
280
00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:22,136
Sweetheart, men give, women receive.
281
00:16:22,204 --> 00:16:25,640
- It's biological destiny.
- Do you really want to say that?
282
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:30,839
That's the argument men have used
since the dawn of time to exploit women.
283
00:16:30,913 --> 00:16:35,680
I'm just gonna write the whole thing off
as a bad date with a cash bonus.
284
00:16:35,751 --> 00:16:37,981
You know, that salmon is really good.
285
00:16:38,053 --> 00:16:39,816
I think we should order another one.
286
00:16:39,889 --> 00:16:43,916
As I struggled with the dilemma
of how to manage my newfound money...
287
00:16:44,894 --> 00:16:47,488
Charlotte arrived at the secluded
Connecticut home...
288
00:16:47,563 --> 00:16:49,497
of the painter Neville Morgan...
289
00:16:49,565 --> 00:16:52,159
in an attempt to secure
his latest work.
290
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Welcome.
291
00:16:55,905 --> 00:16:58,840
Hi. I feel so privileged.
292
00:16:58,908 --> 00:17:02,002
Meeting you is without a doubt
the high point of my career.
293
00:17:02,077 --> 00:17:03,510
Thank you.
294
00:17:03,579 --> 00:17:07,845
I'm frankly surprised that someone as
young as you is familiar with my work.
295
00:17:07,917 --> 00:17:10,181
Are you serious?
I studied you in college.
296
00:17:10,252 --> 00:17:12,846
Oh, my God.
I apologize.
297
00:17:12,922 --> 00:17:15,857
- I really do.
- You're much too modest.
298
00:17:15,925 --> 00:17:17,358
Here we are.
299
00:17:17,426 --> 00:17:18,859
Excuse me.
300
00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:27,027
The canvasses you're about to see...
301
00:17:27,102 --> 00:17:29,696
are what I consider to be
the apotheosis...
302
00:17:29,772 --> 00:17:32,707
of every great idea I've ever had.
303
00:17:32,775 --> 00:17:35,869
It's the closest I've ever come...
304
00:17:35,945 --> 00:17:38,880
to pure, universal God force.
305
00:17:40,282 --> 00:17:41,715
The cunt.
306
00:17:44,453 --> 00:17:45,886
Oh, my.
307
00:17:48,457 --> 00:17:50,220
They're very powerful.
308
00:17:50,292 --> 00:17:52,055
Exactly.
309
00:17:52,127 --> 00:17:55,096
The most powerful force...
310
00:17:55,164 --> 00:17:56,927
in the universe.
311
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The source of all life...
312
00:18:00,135 --> 00:18:01,727
and pleasure...
313
00:18:01,804 --> 00:18:03,271
and beauty.
314
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,232
That's true.
315
00:18:06,308 --> 00:18:07,935
I used to paint full nudes...
316
00:18:08,010 --> 00:18:11,411
but as I got older I realized...
317
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,243
that the truth...
318
00:18:13,315 --> 00:18:15,545
was to be found only
in the cunt.
319
00:18:16,151 --> 00:18:18,551
Charlotte hated the "C" word.
320
00:18:18,621 --> 00:18:21,988
But Neville Morgan was not a man
to be corrected.
321
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:23,922
Hi.
322
00:18:23,993 --> 00:18:25,756
I thought you might like
something to drink.
323
00:18:25,828 --> 00:18:28,626
Charlotte, this is my wife,
Gertrude.
324
00:18:28,697 --> 00:18:30,426
It's a pleasure.
325
00:18:30,499 --> 00:18:32,933
- Lemonade and cookies?
- Thank you.
326
00:18:33,002 --> 00:18:34,799
Each of these portraits...
327
00:18:34,870 --> 00:18:38,636
is of a woman
who has touched my life.
328
00:18:40,009 --> 00:18:41,442
Incredible.
329
00:18:41,510 --> 00:18:42,807
I wonder...
330
00:18:42,878 --> 00:18:45,745
would you consider
posing for me sometime?
331
00:18:46,882 --> 00:18:48,577
Me? L...
332
00:18:49,685 --> 00:18:51,778
Well...
333
00:18:51,854 --> 00:18:53,287
I'm very flattered.
334
00:18:55,858 --> 00:18:57,291
Excellent.
335
00:18:57,359 --> 00:18:59,793
So long as you're here,
I could sketch you this afternoon.
336
00:19:00,696 --> 00:19:03,631
I bet you have
a beautiful cunt, dear.
337
00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:08,462
As Charlotte pondered how far
she would go for her love of art...
338
00:19:08,537 --> 00:19:10,266
and the gallery...
339
00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:13,702
Another Saturday night.
340
00:19:13,776 --> 00:19:16,870
With my hooker money still
burning a hole in my pocket...
341
00:19:16,945 --> 00:19:19,311
Samantha and I showed up
at Balzac.
342
00:19:19,381 --> 00:19:21,315
She reasoned
that since I was there once...
343
00:19:21,383 --> 00:19:23,317
I was as good as in.
344
00:19:23,385 --> 00:19:24,818
I don't understand.
345
00:19:24,887 --> 00:19:28,846
I made these reservations weeks ago,
and she's already been here.
346
00:19:28,924 --> 00:19:30,482
I'm sorry.
347
00:19:31,393 --> 00:19:33,987
Is there a host
that I might talk to?
348
00:19:37,566 --> 00:19:38,999
I will snap her.
349
00:19:39,068 --> 00:19:42,333
I will put her over my knee,
and I will snap her like a twig.
350
00:19:42,404 --> 00:19:45,498
I'm sorry. I'm hungry.
351
00:19:45,574 --> 00:19:48,509
I'm going to go to the bathroom,
and then we're leaving, all right?
352
00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:01,020
Come here!
353
00:20:01,090 --> 00:20:03,285
They all looked so chic and glamorous.
354
00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:06,692
Part of me wanted to grab Samantha
and make a run for it.
355
00:20:06,762 --> 00:20:08,753
- While another part...
- Hi.
356
00:20:08,831 --> 00:20:10,093
How are you?
357
00:20:11,266 --> 00:20:13,598
Carrie, I want you to meet Mario...
358
00:20:13,669 --> 00:20:17,469
Allen, Justine and Peter.
359
00:20:18,407 --> 00:20:21,399
Mario's family has one of those
gorgeous palazzos...
360
00:20:21,477 --> 00:20:23,172
on the Grand Canal in Venezia.
361
00:20:23,245 --> 00:20:27,272
And we are all going there next week
for the film festival.
362
00:20:27,349 --> 00:20:30,284
- You should join us.
- Absolutely!
363
00:20:30,352 --> 00:20:33,219
Yes, you must bring your little laptop
and write all about it.
364
00:20:33,288 --> 00:20:35,449
You'd be mad not to go.
365
00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:39,386
Carrie is one
of the most fascinating...
366
00:20:39,461 --> 00:20:42,089
talented and beautiful women
in New York.
367
00:20:42,164 --> 00:20:43,756
I have no doubt.
368
00:20:43,832 --> 00:20:46,164
I've never been to Venice.
369
00:20:47,803 --> 00:20:52,069
Venice is the most beautiful,
the most romantic city in the world.
370
00:20:52,141 --> 00:20:53,267
Really?
371
00:20:53,342 --> 00:20:55,708
I heard it was sinking.
372
00:20:58,814 --> 00:21:02,079
That's why you must come immediately...
before it's all gone.
373
00:21:04,153 --> 00:21:06,246
I couldn't say I wasn't tempted.
374
00:21:06,321 --> 00:21:08,414
I realized
that I could leverage myself...
375
00:21:08,490 --> 00:21:11,084
like the human equivalent
of a sexy junk bond.
376
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:14,391
I'd parlay that $1,000
into a trip to Venice...
377
00:21:14,463 --> 00:21:16,761
into a nice piece of jewelry...
378
00:21:16,832 --> 00:21:19,426
a rich husband,
followed by a richer divorce.
379
00:21:23,806 --> 00:21:25,774
I'm sorry.
I'm gonna have to say good-bye.
380
00:21:25,841 --> 00:21:28,036
I'm here with a friend.
She's waiting for me at the bar.
381
00:21:28,110 --> 00:21:29,509
What a pity.
382
00:21:31,046 --> 00:21:33,742
Call me. I'm staying
at the Carlyle with Peter.
383
00:21:39,188 --> 00:21:41,122
Just because Venice was sinking...
384
00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:44,023
didn't mean my morals
had to go down with it.
385
00:21:45,694 --> 00:21:48,458
And as for Gilles and the $1,000...
386
00:21:48,530 --> 00:21:50,464
I figured
there was nothing to be done.
387
00:21:50,532 --> 00:21:53,296
For better or worse,
I had just established my rate...
388
00:21:53,368 --> 00:21:55,302
for a one-night stand.
389
00:21:56,705 --> 00:21:58,138
Excuse me.
390
00:21:58,207 --> 00:22:03,304
And then the most powerful woman
in Manhattan asked me for a favor.
391
00:22:03,378 --> 00:22:04,811
Do you have a tampon?
392
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,313
Oh! Sure.
393
00:22:07,883 --> 00:22:09,316
Of course.
394
00:22:11,887 --> 00:22:13,411
Thanks a lot.
395
00:22:19,061 --> 00:22:22,656
I never told Samantha the source
of my newfound power...
396
00:22:22,731 --> 00:22:25,325
but from that moment on,
we never had a problem...
397
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,834
getting a table at Balzac again.
398
00:22:33,075 --> 00:22:35,168
A couple of weeks later,
we were all there...
399
00:22:35,244 --> 00:22:37,337
to celebrate Charlotte's coup.
400
00:22:37,412 --> 00:22:39,676
Hi. Excuse me just a second.
401
00:22:43,252 --> 00:22:44,685
Are you number nine?
402
00:22:44,753 --> 00:22:46,186
Oh, my God.
403
00:22:46,255 --> 00:22:48,689
I am so not number nine.
404
00:22:48,757 --> 00:22:50,190
Five.
405
00:22:51,593 --> 00:22:53,026
Yeah, right.
406
00:22:59,601 --> 00:23:01,034
It's this, right?
407
00:23:10,112 --> 00:23:11,545
Really?
408
00:23:22,291 --> 00:23:25,055
They say a picture is worth
a thousand words...
409
00:23:25,127 --> 00:23:26,822
but in this case...
410
00:23:26,895 --> 00:23:28,886
I was speechless.
411
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:44,000
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