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片名：逃学威龙3
- 龙过鸡年
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正经点啦!
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我说给医生听的!
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你还有没有肚子痛呀?
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有呀,一阵一阵的绞痛,
我去了两次厕所呀
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星星!
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喂,阿敏!
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表哥,你觉得怎么样?
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像我这样身经百战的警务人员
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这种皮外伤就当生暗疮啦!
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他就不同啦!
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他没机会接触像这样高的上司
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你并不是我上司
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甚至你已经不是警务人员
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你已经给警务处停了职
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我只是当你是一个
普通证人这样来保护
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我是给人冤枉的,迟早就水落石出
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我出来复职时你就知道啦
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你们两个一人少句啦!不要吵啦!
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你叫他有点志气好不好?
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例如做卧底这样
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卧底?你不要叫他做卧底啦!
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我最恨他做卧底
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星星,你答应过我
以后都不做卧底啦
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对!
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不过做卧底都好过保护这白痴好
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我这样好的身手还要你保护?
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你从停职到现在
已经给仇家堵了三十几次啦
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什么? 来呀!
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好,好了,你们不要再吵了,
我拿汤给你们喝
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还有那里觉得不舒服?
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头有点痛,还有点晕
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怪不得啦
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你说什么都不愿意出院
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原来这里的女护士这么漂亮
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把手烫到了
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小姐,我什么时候可以出院呀?
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不准看呀!我烫到手都不理我
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出去擦点药油呀
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不准看呀
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哪有看?
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你干什么呀
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刚才好危险呀,你没看见吗?
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什么危险呀?你变态的?
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趴下!
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喂,别闹啦!
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不是呢,他…
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你别以为我好欺负呀,
你再试试看!
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小心呀
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小心…
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你这个色魔!
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你为什么总这样
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总部,我是周星星,CALL我是吗?
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是呀
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正好!我刚刚破了一个
惊天的杀手集团
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勇擒了一班罪有应得的歹徒
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你马上叫人来抓回去
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黎SIR叫你马上赶到现场呀
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我正在保护证人,走不开
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黎SIR叫你放下一切,马上赶去现场
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真是要放下一切?
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是呀?
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放就放!
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喂..等我把枪捡起来才能动!
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星星呢?
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全部给我一字排开趴在墙上
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发生什么事呀?
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他给总部CALL了去!
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喂,这试管是漏的,
帮我拿只杯来装一下
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哦!
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长官好
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我马上拿去化验啦!
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这里发生什么情况呀?
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凶杀案
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请问死者是人还是动物?
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是人
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是人又怎么会有条尾在这里呢请问?
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你不是化学老师?
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你是哪位呀?
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我是周星星呀!
在第一集你教过我化学的?
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我都不记得我教过化学
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我是法医官,你是哪位呀?
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周星星!
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你刚才问我什么话?
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没事!
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神经病!
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黎警司呢?
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哪位黎警司呢?
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就是那个白痴啊!
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就是整天自称是终极神探布鲁斯
蛮不讲理的那个白痴呀!
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那个白痴的脚现在给你踩在脚下
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对不起,SIR
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有没有踩扁你呀?
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大庭广众这样踩法,叫我怎么下台呀
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这个吗
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关于这件凶案呢…
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这件凶案非常残忍
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死者是个有钱人叫做王百万
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双手给人绑在床上,用冰插插死
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床上面留了好多精液
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跟最近一部电影的情节相似
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那你这么急CALL我有什么吩咐呢?
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你先看这照片
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干吗偷拍我的照片!
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我生气的!
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这是死者的照片!
样子跟你生得一模一样
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只不过多颗志
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居然有这种事?
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你想怎么样?
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当然有你的好处啦
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呸!
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对不起,抹一抹脸
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卫生纸哪来的?
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床边拿的?
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这是死者用来擦那的!
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擦哪呀?
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你说呢?
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就当作做脸好啦
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你说对不对呀,黎SIR?
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刚刚死者那杯精液去哪啦?
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在这里!
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怎么没有啦?
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小子,你知不知道你破坏了
现场的证物是很严重的?
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除非你听我指示去做,
否则就再回街上去
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你的任务,就是装成王百万回到他家去
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监视他老婆汤茱迪
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还有一个跟他穿一条
裤子的好友林大岳
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这两个人杀他的嫌疑最大
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然则你即是要我去做卧底是不是?
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其实正确名称就是叫做二五仔,
鬼头仔,边缘人,金手指
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或者是正哀人都可以!
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我求求你,不要叫我去做卧底啦
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我答应过我女朋友不再做的
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不然我连老婆都没啦
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你当做下好心
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就当我是苏乞儿,
可怜下我啦!恩公!
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你可以不去的
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找个人录口供
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警务人员蓄意毁坏重要证物
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是!
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你这么凶,想吓死人啦?
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我不去…你就别人去吗
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你说怎样就怎样,死鬼!
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麦当娜象你这样
求过我八次我都没答应
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何况你?
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麦当雄吧?
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麦当娜
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就当是给个面子别叫我去行吗?
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不行!一定要你去!
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你这样太霸道了吧
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霸道是我的强项!你不知道吗?
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岂有此理!
做人处世不要欺人太甚啦
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告诉你,我是虎鹤双形拳的冠军
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夺命剪刀脚,降龙十八掌
都有几十年造诣
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说的不好听我让你双手双脚
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净是找个头都打得死你
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你是不是一定要我去呀?
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不过你一定要我去,
一定有你的原因
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我想了一想…
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还是你的尊重决定
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好吧?
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好
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其实我最喜欢边缘人这个名字
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是你自已愿意的,我可没迫你
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别傻啦,大家都是自已人
你这样讲?你真是…
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是不是不把我当朋友呀
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一场同事,先借个
二,三十万来买层楼呢
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看你的死样式就知道你没义气
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我全力支持你的,你用心破案!
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未来表妹夫
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相请不如偶遇,我请你饮茶
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不过先借住两万银用用
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你已经被停职了,还来瞎搅和
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别在这丢脸啦
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我来报警行不行呀?
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我给女人非礼
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等等先…等等先
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你刚才说全力支持我是吗?
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只要你肯做,要什么都行呀
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这样行啦!我就要他做我助手!
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第三行第四个位
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太夸张了吧?
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你理我?
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这么迟来?
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警局有事做吗
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怎么样?现在演到哪里啦?
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讲到那女人跟一个男人在床上
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突然拿个冰插用力插那个男的
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喂!我有事情要告诉你呀!
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什么事呀?
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我把学校那份工辞了
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我想全力帮我妈打理间花店
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我想到酒店呀,
茶楼接些订单回来做呀
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这样你说好不好呀?
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好!非常好!
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我都也有事情跟你讲
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什么
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明天开始我又要做卧底
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你说什么?
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我说明天开始我又要做卧底
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你不厌的吗?
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我厌呀!但是我们老板不厌
我有什么办法?
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这次假装什么人呀?
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装一个女人的老公
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哪个女人呀?
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你可不能说给人家听呀
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八卦周刊经常出现的那个汤茱迪呀
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只能说的就这么多,
其他的事一切保密
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你不会介意吧?
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你太夸张了吧?
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想吃我豆腐是吗?
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是想吃臭豆腐!白雪公主!
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那你慢慢吃吧!我走啦
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借一借
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阿敏…
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阿敏…你去哪里
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做什么?
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你去哪呀?
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你答应我的不再做卧底的嘛,
你都不讲信用!
220
00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:26,520
别闹啦?这是上头的命令嘛,
我有什么办法?
221
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,980
明天,是大年三十
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你答应过我去我家吃年夜饭的
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借一借
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不借!进去屙多一次!
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少个人吃少双筷子,
一样这样好菜的,你乖乖地
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好!你要做那个汤茱迪的老公
227
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不男不女,古古怪怪的
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是不是还要睡同一张床上?
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我会睡的好惊醒,
绝对不会做出什么事来的
230
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不过喝醉酒就难说啦
231
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你陪女人睡觉是嘛?
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我就陪男人玩
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都不讲理的,你以为我愿意?工作嘛
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麻烦借一借
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没得借
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我已经屙多了一笃
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屙完尿就屙泡屎
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我不管!只要让我知道
你在外面乱来
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就你敬我一尺,我敬你一丈
240
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你陪一个人睡,我就陪十个男人睡
241
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你作为我的马子
说出这种话成什么体统呀?
242
00:12:14,470 --> 00:12:17,060
还有!如果你对不起我
243
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,530
我会好像戏里面的女主角那样
244
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趁你睡着的时候,绑你在床头上
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用冰插死你
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00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:28,900
想绑我在床头?
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别开玩笑,小心驶得万年船
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你做什么呀?
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没什么!
250
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冲完凉啦?
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是呀
252
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罚你先写完春联
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好呀,明天先啦!
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没得说,快去!
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好累呀我的手
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先写这么多行不行呀?
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00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:02,840
手累就用脚啦
258
00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:09,020
真的是用脚写呀?有一套
259
00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:10,420
这就想难倒我呀?
260
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:11,920
真是不错
261
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:15,720
我这么棒,你是不是越来越喜欢我?
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00:13:16,690 --> 00:13:18,090
如果你真的这么棒…
263
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,130
用脚吃面给我看看
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00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:25,160
你说什么?
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00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:36,140
喂?
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00:13:36,810 --> 00:13:38,680
喂,王太是嘛?我是警局打来的
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00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,610
我们在新界找到你先生王百万呀
268
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那?他现在人在哪里呀?
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是警局,你立刻来把带他回去
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谢谢
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少奶奶,有人送了
好漂亮的内裤来给你
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神经!是人都知道我不穿内裤
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你拿去啦
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是
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00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:01,260
我现在要出去接大少爷
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是,少奶
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00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:10,540
你是汤猪凳…不是
278
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,180
是汤茱迪是吗?
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00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:16,150
叫我JUDY呀
280
00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:18,920
你找到我老公了?
281
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,990
是呀!我们在新界找到他
282
00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:22,560
他神智不太清醒
283
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:23,980
我们怀疑他头部受到了重创
284
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,090
身上一毛钱都没有
285
00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:27,030
可能给人抢劫过,说不定
286
00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:29,930
被女人抢了吧?
287
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,930
这么多男人没一个抽烟的?
288
00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:36,670
王太,对不起!这房间里不准抽烟
289
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,610
抽烟要不要坐牢呀?
290
00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:40,810
坐牢倒不要…
291
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,270
不过要罚五千块!
292
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,550
这里一万块,请你一块抽
293
00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:47,920
王太,有钱不是万能的
294
00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,380
钱不是万能…
295
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,550
不过没钱就很头痛
296
00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:21,520
你不是我老公
297
00:15:21,690 --> 00:15:22,780
我没说是你老公呀
298
00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:24,820
可明明是你老公来的
299
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:26,050
我不认识他
300
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,550
鬼混!鬼混!混到人都糊涂了!
301
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,420
说话呀
302
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,850
说什么,什么都不记得啦
303
00:15:34,370 --> 00:15:35,730
她是你老婆来的
304
00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:36,700
我不是
305
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,470
我没说过你是呀
306
00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,610
两夫妻,床头吵了床尾和嘛
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00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:43,470
你回去哄哄他,就什么事都没啦
308
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:44,770
我才不带他回去呢?
309
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:45,770
我是来看他死了没
310
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,240
我记得我老婆好漂亮
311
00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:50,050
难道她不漂亮?
312
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:50,910
你说呢?
313
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,840
虽然是不漂亮,但她真是你老婆
314
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,110
对不起,警察不能骗人
315
00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:57,450
我老婆身材很正点,我听说
316
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:58,690
难道她身材不正点吗?
317
00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:00,490
我老婆不喜欢穿内裤的
318
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,480
我刚刚就看到她没穿内裤
319
00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:05,660
我猜的
320
00:16:06,730 --> 00:16:08,200
你这个死鬼,说你苯你又不苯
321
00:16:08,370 --> 00:16:12,000
嘴巴像擦过油一样,
都不知道是好气还是好笑
322
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,270
好了,你们回家才决定好气还好笑吧
323
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:16,270
你敢命令我呀?
324
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,070
我已经忍你好久啦!你这什么态度呀?
325
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,270
老公掉了就报警
326
00:16:21,410 --> 00:16:22,280
老公就不安静
327
00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:23,640
信不信我把你们全部抓去深圳呀?
328
00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:27,010
关你一年半载的,我看你静不静?
329
00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:29,020
看..看!看什么呀?看他干什么?
330
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:29,980
看着我
331
00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:31,290
他能保你多久呀?
332
00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:33,450
97年7月,连他也要抓回去
333
00:16:34,230 --> 00:16:35,090
你是谁呀?
334
00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:37,150
大陆公安啦!怎么样?
335
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,030
你看来很眼熟,什么时候去过大陆?
336
00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:41,490
没去过!
337
00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:45,760
没去过?你好像骗国家
很多钱的那个商业罪犯
338
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,800
小子,帮我叫部车来,全部都抓回去!
339
00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:48,970
还有他
340
00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:49,760
我?
341
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:53,770
你干什么,是不是不合作
想破坏安定繁荣的社会呀?
342
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:55,470
信不信我把你老母抓回去呀?
343
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,150
还好只抓我老母不抓我!
344
00:16:58,650 --> 00:16:59,510
你们讲完没有呀?你老母
345
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,580
我好困呀
346
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,180
不要乱讲,你不是我老母
347
00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:04,320
困了就回去睡觉
348
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:05,320
来…我们回去睡觉
349
00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:06,310
不要走呀?
350
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:07,050
行啦…行啦
351
00:17:07,490 --> 00:17:08,360
依本子办事!枪呢?
352
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,730
走了吧,走了不是更好吗?
353
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,590
随便说两句就行啦,小仔!
354
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,360
你还叫我小子?
355
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:17,330
你知不知道你被炒鱿鱼啦?
356
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,770
你再冒充警察我随时找人抓你
357
00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:20,760
不要这么凶
358
00:17:20,870 --> 00:17:21,930
我是冒充大陆公安呢,
你叫中国人拉我呀!
359
00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:23,340
你…
360
00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:25,340
再吵呀?我就真的上去考公安
361
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,380
97年下来把你老母炸了当猪油
362
00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:31,550
还好我老母吃素
363
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,790
少爷!
364
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,400
哗…哗
365
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,370
哗什么?这是你家!
366
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,500
我得了失忆症嘛!
367
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,810
失忆了不起呀?
368
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,600
并不是了不起…
369
00:17:58,510 --> 00:17:59,600
你知不知他是谁?
370
00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:03,710
我妈?
371
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,740
少爷,你干吗骂我呀?
372
00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:08,710
妈你个D呀,
她是我们日本管家罗芳厕子
373
00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:10,310
罗芳厕纸呀?
374
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,050
是个日本名字
375
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,090
爸爸…
376
00:18:14,630 --> 00:18:15,720
爸爸…
377
00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:17,390
乖儿子,乖儿子…
378
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,390
乖儿子,乖儿子
379
00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:20,330
儿你个A呀
380
00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:21,400
他是园丁的儿子
381
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:22,730
他为什么叫我爸爸呀
382
00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:24,090
他见了谁都叫爸爸的
383
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:24,900
叫人啦
384
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,830
爸爸!爸爸!爸爸!爸爸!…
385
00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:30,400
你回来就好!
386
00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:31,410
你知不知道他是谁?
387
00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:32,410
是不是做咖喱的?
388
00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:33,410
他是你老爸呀!
389
00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:34,410
吓?
390
00:18:34,550 --> 00:18:35,510
乖儿子
391
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,040
老爸
392
00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:40,280
你回来就好啦
393
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:41,280
知不知道他是谁?
394
00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:42,420
大概是园丁之类的?
395
00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:43,580
他是你奶妈呀
396
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,080
奶妈?
397
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:46,480
少爷,要不要我挤点奶给你喝呀?
398
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,150
迟点先,我没胃口
399
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,130
你知不知道他是谁?
400
00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:53,460
不会是我弟弟吧?
401
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,660
就是!
402
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,460
吓?
403
00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:56,230
你一直把它当弟弟看待的
404
00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:57,330
讲清楚
405
00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,370
你快点叫它,不然它就
扑上来咬你呀,我告诉你
406
00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:01,440
不是吧?
407
00:19:01,570 --> 00:19:02,330
它叫什么名字
408
00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:03,470
妹妞啦
409
00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:05,630
妹溜,妹溜,妹溜
410
00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:10,040
小妞,胖妞,老妞,臭妞,马妞
411
00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:12,180
小妞… 万梓良
412
00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:14,110
王晶,吴孟达,陈嘉上
413
00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:24,990
这条狗早该送去人道毁灭啦
414
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,030
这条狗叫做妹妞
415
00:19:27,130 --> 00:19:28,390
你自已不记得人家地名字了嘛
416
00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:30,400
我叫了好多次妹溜啦
417
00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:33,000
是妹妞的妞,不是妹溜的溜
418
00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:34,030
就是差一个字
419
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,070
难怪它老咬着我的屁股啦
420
00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:38,240
少爷
421
00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:39,340
兽医来了
422
00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:40,410
哪条狗要剥牙呀?
423
00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:41,880
这条
424
00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:43,510
麻烦你呀,医生
425
00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:53,250
不要这样大声呀!
426
00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:10,770
平常一按摩你就会睡觉的
427
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,840
今天哎什么哎?
428
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,670
我不是哎,我不是哈
429
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,570
你不要搅到这种地步吧?
430
00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:20,250
少爷,你平常最喜欢这一招了
431
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:21,310
真的吗
432
00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:22,080
是呀?
433
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:24,120
那就照旧吧
434
00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:34,830
这张照片挂了这么多年啦,
还有什么好看的?
435
00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:36,200
我有失忆症
436
00:20:36,370 --> 00:20:37,230
失忆症了不起呀
437
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,930
并不是说了不起
438
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:43,770
我是在看为什么穿内裤拍这么
奇怪的照片,怪了,没理由呀
439
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:47,570
你还说,求了你半天
你才肯穿上条内裤
440
00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:49,400
本来你什么都不肯穿
441
00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:50,380
你说那样才性感
442
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,410
看你那不满意的死相
443
00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:55,050
看不出他会是这种人
444
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,080
啊?
445
00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:59,220
我是说我想不起我是这种人
446
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,750
要不是你的样子像足了他,
我还真有点怀疑你
447
00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:04,620
怀什么疑呀,我什么都不记得吗
448
00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:07,960
其实我失踪以前
说过什么,做过什么呀?
449
00:21:08,230 --> 00:21:09,560
谁知道你说过什么,做过什么
450
00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:11,100
厕子!厕子呀!
451
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:12,230
叫她做什么
452
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,270
叫她放水给你冲凉呀
453
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,560
睡觉啦
454
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,000
少爷,有什么吩咐呀?
455
00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:18,930
怎么神出鬼没的
456
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,910
少奶,少爷说我神出鬼没
457
00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:23,180
这间屋的人全都神出鬼没的
458
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,710
不要以为只有你们才会神出鬼没的
459
00:21:34,890 --> 00:21:35,950
皮痕呀
460
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,420
诈死呀?
461
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,650
喂,黎警司呀?我是汤茱迪呀
462
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,260
什么事呀?
463
00:21:41,570 --> 00:21:43,430
你帮我找的老公,不是我的老公啊?
464
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:44,730
这里薄点
465
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:46,300
你怎么知道他不是你老公呀?
466
00:21:46,970 --> 00:21:49,440
他谁都不认识,
抱着园丁的儿子当自已的儿子
467
00:21:49,570 --> 00:21:51,440
还给狗咬了呢,还有呀
468
00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:54,070
我叫他去洗澡,他真的乖乖去洗澡
469
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:56,440
他一年呀,只洗四次澡的
470
00:21:56,510 --> 00:21:58,740
结婚那时,我求了他
一个礼拜他都不肯去洗呀
471
00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:03,020
我们在拘留所给他洗澡,他洗上瘾了
472
00:22:03,450 --> 00:22:04,320
我告诉你,他真是你老公来的
473
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:05,920
你要对他好的,否则一定不会放过你
474
00:22:06,190 --> 00:22:07,160
我真的不放过你
475
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,490
你怎么这样说?你是不是黎警司呀?
476
00:22:09,590 --> 00:22:10,460
我不是黎警司
477
00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:11,560
难道是黎明呀?
478
00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:12,760
装死!
479
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,660
你的声音不像他
480
00:22:15,270 --> 00:22:17,130
刚才那不是我的声音
481
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:18,230
真是欠打呀你
482
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:25,470
陈警司
483
00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:27,510
王太太,有何贵干?
484
00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:32,380
我家里的老公不是我的老公
485
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:34,210
我不明白,你讲清楚的
486
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,480
你们的黎警司帮我找到老公
487
00:22:36,620 --> 00:22:37,480
跟我老公一模一样的呢
488
00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:40,490
但是我回到才发现,
跟我老公一模一样的老公
489
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:41,490
根本就不是我老公
490
00:22:41,630 --> 00:22:43,490
黎警司帮你找的老公,
跟你老公一模一样
491
00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,490
不过你发现这个老公
不是你那个老公
492
00:22:46,130 --> 00:22:47,290
他根本就不是我老公
493
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:51,160
那你是怀疑这个类似
你老公的物体不是你老公
494
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:52,500
差不多这样
495
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:53,960
这样应该找黎警司呀
496
00:22:54,470 --> 00:22:55,340
我打过电话找黎警司
497
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,500
怎么知道那个不是黎警司的黎警司
498
00:22:57,740 --> 00:22:59,800
他说这个不是我老公的老公
就是我老公
499
00:23:01,410 --> 00:23:03,280
一个不是黎警司的黎警司
假装黎警司告诉你
500
00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:05,310
这个不是你老公的老公是你老公?
501
00:23:05,850 --> 00:23:06,710
差不多啦
502
00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:07,850
这样我给你一个建议
503
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:11,510
你回家去洗个热水澡,
然后喝杯热牛奶
504
00:23:11,660 --> 00:23:12,520
明天睡醒之后再去找黎警司
505
00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:14,520
就发现那个不是你老公的老公
506
00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:16,520
就会砰一声这样变成你老公啦
507
00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:19,060
连你也怀疑我呀?连你也不信我呀?
508
00:23:19,430 --> 00:23:20,290
你以为我是神经?
509
00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:22,000
差不多是这样啦
510
00:23:22,370 --> 00:23:24,230
他真是假的
511
00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:25,400
我也是假的
512
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,560
其实我是刘德华装的
513
00:23:30,070 --> 00:23:31,540
现在年三十晚12点半
514
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,540
一点了,大年初一
515
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:34,340
总之新年快乐,事事如意
516
00:23:34,510 --> 00:23:35,380
你干什么,陈警司
517
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,540
早点回去吧,拜拜
518
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:37,510
我还没说完啦
519
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,580
拜拜
520
00:23:42,850 --> 00:23:45,410
你真有两套,
不愧是我的同期同学呀!
521
00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:46,990
恭喜发财!恭喜发财!
522
00:23:47,090 --> 00:23:49,390
臭小子,我迟早被你害死
523
00:23:49,530 --> 00:23:51,390
她这么有钱,可以把我们告垮的,
你知不知道?
524
00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:53,260
现在我们是在伸张正义维持法纪
525
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,430
你强奸正义,目无法纪呀
526
00:23:55,830 --> 00:23:56,700
这么用力蹉我?
527
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,730
死啦
528
00:23:58,700 --> 00:23:59,570
怎么样?
529
00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:01,570
我蹉你,你用拳?
530
00:24:01,710 --> 00:24:03,610
我跟你拼了
531
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,140
陈警司,我的打火机忘了拿
532
00:24:08,710 --> 00:24:09,870
你怎么有黑眼圈呀?
533
00:24:10,780 --> 00:24:13,440
睡眠不足,当然有黑眼圈
534
00:24:13,650 --> 00:24:15,950
王太太,恭喜发财,万事如意呀…
535
00:24:16,420 --> 00:24:18,510
横财就手…学业猛进,青春常驻…
536
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,590
总之是恭喜发财!
537
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,590
净碰些疯子
538
00:24:47,650 --> 00:24:49,020
什么声音呀?
539
00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:51,750
干嘛?
540
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:56,820
干什么你?
541
00:24:56,890 --> 00:24:57,760
你请我回来当助手的,对不对
542
00:24:57,900 --> 00:24:58,760
对呀
543
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,490
你叫我带着枪
二十四小时保护你对不对
544
00:25:02,070 --> 00:25:02,620
对呀
545
00:25:02,770 --> 00:25:03,630
我都做到啦?
546
00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,770
可我没叫你锯穿了
人家天花板呀大哥
547
00:25:06,770 --> 00:25:08,140
对呀,你没有说过
548
00:25:08,470 --> 00:25:09,400
行啦,蠢蛋
549
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,740
我在这里我不用你保护,你快的走
550
00:25:17,610 --> 00:25:19,740
我不能走,我要留下来
看你有没对不起我表妹
551
00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:21,250
少奶奶,你回来啦!
552
00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:29,150
汤茱迪回来啦,快的躲起来
553
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,360
糟糕,楼下人回房间了,怎么办?
554
00:25:39,570 --> 00:25:41,500
回来啦?回来啦?上去哪呀?
555
00:25:42,370 --> 00:25:43,530
没有,我去吃了一碗云吞面嘛
556
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:44,500
吃碗云吞面是吗?
557
00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:45,630
是呀!
558
00:25:45,810 --> 00:25:46,670
非常好!非常好!
559
00:25:46,810 --> 00:25:49,680
为了完成任务,
唯有发挥我玉树临风的魅力
560
00:25:49,810 --> 00:25:52,680
然后施展眉目传情大法
引她讲出真相
561
00:25:53,180 --> 00:25:54,670
为了找出真相
562
00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:55,680
我要发挥自已风华绝代的魅力
563
00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:57,510
撕开他的假面具
564
00:26:22,910 --> 00:26:25,110
茱迪!
565
00:26:25,580 --> 00:26:28,420
百万!
566
00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:30,540
茱迪!
567
00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:32,690
百万!
568
00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:05,550
对不起,我今天有的累
569
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,820
我还是去书房睡
570
00:27:11,290 --> 00:27:15,200
仁慈的上帝,
求你赐一个精壮的男人
571
00:27:15,630 --> 00:27:18,290
到我梦中,多谢
572
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,310
真是好粗壮呀
573
00:27:27,410 --> 00:27:29,280
连衣服都脱了
574
00:27:29,910 --> 00:27:31,780
多谢上帝…
575
00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:33,270
我来啦
576
00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:40,160
动作快点,这么慢,
把那些礼物摆好它
577
00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:42,080
少爷少奶奶下来啦
578
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,150
恭喜少爷一本万利,
龙马精神,鸡年顺景…
579
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:49,160
大吉大利,…
580
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:50,970
大家恭喜呀
581
00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:53,640
你也发红包吧
582
00:27:53,770 --> 00:27:57,670
红包没带呀!借我几个吧
583
00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:01,810
恭喜发财
584
00:28:01,950 --> 00:28:02,810
多谢….多谢
585
00:28:02,950 --> 00:28:03,810
大吉大利呀
586
00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:04,810
多谢…多谢
587
00:28:04,950 --> 00:28:05,640
少爷,我呢?
588
00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:07,910
你结过婚了吧?
589
00:28:08,050 --> 00:28:08,920
拿来给我
590
00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:10,120
你的呢?
591
00:28:10,220 --> 00:28:11,080
少爷,可是我没结婚呀
592
00:28:11,220 --> 00:28:12,810
你拿的是我的
593
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:13,820
你那封在少奶奶那
594
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,190
哗!那边一人发两个红包
595
00:28:16,730 --> 00:28:17,590
发财啦
596
00:28:17,660 --> 00:28:18,530
恭喜!恭喜!恭喜!
597
00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:19,690
黎警司
598
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:20,830
不成敬意…不成敬意
599
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:21,620
黎警司
600
00:28:21,730 --> 00:28:22,930
黎警司,这么厚礼呀?
601
00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:25,170
来探望王翁吗,当然发点钱啦
602
00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:26,130
黎警司,恭喜发财
603
00:28:26,370 --> 00:28:27,840
别这么说,我们不能发财的
604
00:28:27,970 --> 00:28:30,340
一发财廉政公署就要
请我们回去喝咖啡啦
605
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:31,500
那就步步高升啦
606
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:32,570
这么说可以,这么说可以
607
00:28:33,210 --> 00:28:34,700
王翁,你没事吧?
608
00:28:35,610 --> 00:28:37,840
这个头受伤了
总要点时间来恢复呀
609
00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:40,840
是呀…你们先坐一坐!
我去拿点年糕给你们吃
610
00:28:40,980 --> 00:28:42,880
好呀好呀!
611
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:46,990
怎么样?查到些什么?
612
00:28:46,990 --> 00:28:49,860
我已经出到美男计,牺牲色相
613
00:28:49,990 --> 00:28:51,190
都套不出什么料
614
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,290
不如你另请高明吧
615
00:28:53,530 --> 00:28:54,090
你找死呀
616
00:28:54,230 --> 00:28:56,100
厕子,倒茶
617
00:28:56,330 --> 00:28:57,660
是!少爷
618
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,870
我连炒鱿鱼那个家伙都找来帮你忙
619
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:00,870
你再找不到真凶
620
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,530
你干脆切腹自尽算啦
621
00:29:02,610 --> 00:29:04,470
我怕还没切腹就先死了
622
00:29:04,980 --> 00:29:06,140
谁那么大胆呀?
623
00:29:13,150 --> 00:29:14,640
他是谁?
624
00:29:14,950 --> 00:29:16,820
穿雕皮
625
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:17,990
妞来啦
626
00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:24,760
各位好朋友,新年快乐
627
00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:27,260
这女人怎么光个头呀?
628
00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:31,730
我兄弟AMIGO
629
00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:32,730
新年快乐…
630
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,090
找哪位呀,先生
631
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,360
大岳
632
00:29:36,770 --> 00:29:37,670
JUDY
633
00:29:40,410 --> 00:29:42,940
JUDY,百万怎么了!连我都不认识
634
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,870
还记得一点,大岳嘛
635
00:29:45,050 --> 00:29:46,910
不是!你从来不叫我
大岳的,你叫我什么?
636
00:29:47,050 --> 00:29:47,910
说
637
00:29:48,050 --> 00:29:48,920
说
638
00:29:49,050 --> 00:29:49,920
是不是叫大富大贵呀?
639
00:29:50,050 --> 00:29:51,380
大富大贵?
640
00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:54,490
大富大贵可不是大富大贵罗,猪头三
641
00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:56,750
不是大富大贵,就是猪头三啦
642
00:29:56,890 --> 00:29:59,790
不是!我是大富大贵!猪头三!
643
00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:01,930
你是猪头三!
644
00:30:02,070 --> 00:30:02,830
你是猪头三!
645
00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:03,760
那你是大富大贵?
646
00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:04,730
他才是大富大贵
647
00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:06,930
不是啦!他不是大富大贵…
648
00:30:07,070 --> 00:30:07,930
呵!你是大富大贵,你是猪头三…
649
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:08,870
你是死人头
650
00:30:08,970 --> 00:30:09,840
我是死人头?
651
00:30:09,910 --> 00:30:10,770
好啦!大到别搞到这么复杂
652
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,710
全部都叫王九蛋!
653
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,940
大过年的,你怎么这么说话?
654
00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:15,940
吐干净再说
655
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:16,940
吐
656
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:18,380
准呀
657
00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:20,410
对不起…
658
00:30:20,650 --> 00:30:21,510
这个人从哪冒出来的?
659
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:25,010
他就是帮我找到
番百万那个黎警司呀
660
00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:29,820
我很少跟这种低级的小警员来往
661
00:30:32,460 --> 00:30:34,990
我的DISCO今天晚新开张
662
00:30:35,830 --> 00:30:37,700
你两位一定要早点来
663
00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:39,830
我叫了好多美女呀
664
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,500
最合你的胃口啦?
665
00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:42,800
你说什么呀?
666
00:30:44,670 --> 00:30:45,540
开玩笑的嘛
667
00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:48,270
糟了!我忘了跟我老爸拜年啦
668
00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:49,510
令尊翁他…
669
00:30:49,580 --> 00:30:51,440
他在安乐园乐呵呢
670
00:30:52,420 --> 00:30:53,970
我先去!就这样!晚上见!
671
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,050
拜拜
672
00:30:55,450 --> 00:30:56,350
不送
673
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,990
他是王百万从小玩到大的死党
674
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,180
整天想霸占他的家产,他的嫌疑最大
675
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,690
JUDY,你粘那撇胡子太器嚣张了吧?
676
00:31:08,970 --> 00:31:10,830
过不去吗?你也可以粘呀!
677
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:12,990
女人嘛!还用得着追!
678
00:31:13,140 --> 00:31:15,000
浪费时间啦!
679
00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:16,230
有钱就有女人
680
00:31:17,070 --> 00:31:18,940
拿点钱砸到她躺下来
681
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:20,700
再拿点钱砸到她爱我
682
00:31:21,650 --> 00:31:25,510
钱,就象白粉一样,会上瘾的
683
00:31:25,850 --> 00:31:27,710
那你的白粉可最多罗?
684
00:31:27,850 --> 00:31:28,840
最近又迷上哪个女明星啦?
685
00:31:29,350 --> 00:31:32,220
最近不泡女明星,转了口味
686
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,220
泡那些刚刚出道还在发梦的女人
687
00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:36,320
真过瘾呀
688
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,060
怎么过瘾法?
689
00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:41,490
我昨天吊上个马子是开花店
690
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,970
这么巧?我今天泡的马子
也是开花店的
691
00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:47,900
我明天约的马子也是开花店的
692
00:31:50,870 --> 00:31:52,670
请问一下,是哪间花店呀?
693
00:31:54,910 --> 00:31:57,110
你也想来排队呀?
694
00:31:58,650 --> 00:31:59,670
请示过你老婆未没有?
695
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,950
不用看我呀!我这人很民主的!
696
00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:05,450
百万他想逢场作兴咯…
697
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,590
有什么所谓了
698
00:32:07,790 --> 00:32:09,660
我去跳舞
699
00:32:09,990 --> 00:32:11,890
不许碰我的头
700
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,700
大富大贵,教两招,教两招,
你说的开花店那妞怎么个正法呀
701
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,630
怎么个正法我是不会形容啦
702
00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:27,740
总之就眼睛大大的,
鼻子高高的,嘴巴小小的
703
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,810
双峰插云呀
704
00:32:32,220 --> 00:32:34,080
还有…
705
00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:35,080
她叫什么名字?
706
00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:38,310
这个,我泡那么多妞,哪全记得呀?
707
00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:40,850
ADA?不对
708
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:41,790
PATTY?…不对
709
00:32:41,930 --> 00:32:43,790
CINDY?…不对…
710
00:32:43,990 --> 00:32:45,860
总之她床上功夫可是一流
711
00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:47,890
从床头搞到床尾,床尾搞回到床头
712
00:32:48,230 --> 00:32:50,100
床上面搞到地下,客厅搞到厨房
713
00:32:50,230 --> 00:32:51,390
厨房又搞回到客厅
714
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,500
哗!够淫贱呀!
715
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:55,900
好贱呀真是!
716
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,140
还有呀,我听那马子说
717
00:32:58,340 --> 00:33:00,310
他有个飞了一半的男朋友
也是当警察的
718
00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:05,110
那马子在哪里?
快介绍我认识!快的啦…
719
00:33:06,450 --> 00:33:08,040
你干吗这么猴急
720
00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:09,510
我约了她,呆会你就见到罗
721
00:33:09,850 --> 00:33:11,220
是吗?
722
00:33:11,420 --> 00:33:13,320
太好啦…去补补妆先
723
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,200
来真?
724
00:33:35,550 --> 00:33:37,410
来呀,亲我一下!
725
00:33:37,650 --> 00:33:39,550
下流!
726
00:33:42,990 --> 00:33:44,850
来呀,亲我一下
727
00:33:45,260 --> 00:33:46,350
好呀
728
00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:47,920
下流!
729
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,360
你干什么?
730
00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:00,070
找人!
731
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,220
JUDY,有美女都不介绍来认识下呀?
732
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:06,670
JUDY
733
00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:11,900
大富大贵呀!你跟我抢什么劲?
734
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,140
你有美女也不介绍给
兄弟我认识,还跟我抢
735
00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:15,740
到哪也说不过去吧你!
736
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,380
你慢慢排队吧
737
00:35:18,050 --> 00:35:18,640
JUDY
738
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,250
嗨
739
00:35:22,390 --> 00:35:23,250
文静!我来给你介绍!
740
00:35:23,390 --> 00:35:26,010
他是我公司的得力助手
程文静,这位王先生
741
00:35:26,390 --> 00:35:27,250
我见过王先生一次啦
742
00:35:27,390 --> 00:35:27,910
是呀
743
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,990
公司要是没了文静,
都不知怎么办好呀
744
00:35:30,390 --> 00:35:31,360
是呀!不知怎么办啦真是!
745
00:35:32,260 --> 00:35:33,130
我不打扰两位啦
746
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:34,160
怎么会!再聊一会吗?
747
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,300
拜拜
748
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:38,560
看个屁?整天就会泡妞
749
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:39,990
那你要我干什么?
750
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,390
陪我出去跳舞
751
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:58,790
你在找谁呀?
752
00:35:59,420 --> 00:36:00,320
找一个人
753
00:36:01,590 --> 00:36:02,650
找刚才那个妞吗?
754
00:36:02,930 --> 00:36:03,450
不是呀
755
00:36:04,190 --> 00:36:04,960
有没撒谎?
756
00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:05,890
没有
757
00:36:06,830 --> 00:36:09,350
你可不可以专心的陪我跳只舞呀?
758
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,970
你们两个偷偷在亲热呀
759
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,770
你上哪去了,那个马子来了
本来想介绍给你
760
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:19,470
现在呢?
761
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,170
已经走了呀,等以后有机会再…
762
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,510
头发还蛮有型的
763
00:36:27,780 --> 00:36:28,770
是呀,我很多欣赏他
764
00:36:46,540 --> 00:36:48,530
大鼻妹,我们今天晚上
要开P你也有份
765
00:36:48,710 --> 00:36:50,570
还站在那干什么,快叫几个马子来呀?
766
00:36:51,470 --> 00:36:52,340
好啊
767
00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:53,670
好什么?
768
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,010
没事,我在想起以前嘛
769
00:36:58,180 --> 00:36:59,340
跟你玩点新玩意呀?
770
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:00,070
新玩意
771
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,550
我们今天晚上要开P
你也有份,大鼻妹
772
00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:05,620
还在那边干什么?
773
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:08,790
你给点笑容行不行呀?
你家里死了人呀?
774
00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:15,260
我们今天晚上要开P你也有份
775
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,020
大波妹
776
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:17,160
大鼻妹呀
777
00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:20,160
对不起
778
00:37:23,140 --> 00:37:25,370
我们今天晚上要开P
你也有份,大鼻妹
779
00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:26,370
你也有份喔
780
00:37:26,510 --> 00:37:27,810
还站在那干什么,快叫几个马子来呀?
781
00:37:28,910 --> 00:37:30,810
CUT!很好
782
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,420
真难做
783
00:37:35,790 --> 00:37:39,120
你到我房间来干吗呀?我妈快回来啦
784
00:37:39,660 --> 00:37:40,490
你妈?
785
00:37:40,820 --> 00:37:42,690
我只告诉她你是来跟我补习的
786
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,820
给他知道她会生气的
787
00:37:45,190 --> 00:37:47,060
我妈说,不能随便让男孩子进我房间
788
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,060
不能随便让男孩子亲
789
00:37:49,130 --> 00:37:53,030
不能随便男孩子…那个啦
790
00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:55,970
对白轮到我啦?
791
00:37:56,770 --> 00:37:57,760
你说什么!?
792
00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:59,110
我怎么知道说什么!
793
00:37:59,380 --> 00:38:01,240
你还说不知道?上次露营的时候
794
00:38:01,410 --> 00:38:03,940
三更半夜走进来,亲了人家一下
795
00:38:04,810 --> 00:38:06,870
那就不亲啦,我到书房睡觉去了
796
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,980
人家就是想问你
今天晚上为什么不亲呀
797
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,650
亲过你是不是可以到书房睡觉啦?
798
00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:13,450
这样呀!
799
00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:18,350
上次你亲的不是这里
800
00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:22,060
不是亲这里是哪里呀?
801
00:38:22,170 --> 00:38:25,430
喂,JUDY,做人不要太得寸进尺呀
802
00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:26,560
你好坏呀
803
00:38:27,370 --> 00:38:28,740
是呀,坏下不行吗?
804
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,440
来呀,来…
805
00:38:33,580 --> 00:38:34,510
好啦,来就来
806
00:38:36,010 --> 00:38:37,640
你们两个小鬼找死呀
807
00:38:39,180 --> 00:38:40,380
咦?你也来捞一份呀?
808
00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:44,690
打死你这个臭小子.
809
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,480
你们两个胡搞,瞎搞,不打都不行?
810
00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:49,720
你干什么老打我,你怎么不打她呢?
811
00:38:49,990 --> 00:38:51,860
她导演,不能打的
812
00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:55,130
你这个臭小子,居然敢泡我的女儿?
813
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,470
还泡上了床?
你这个臭丫头,你不知羞,不知丑
814
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:00,970
丢光我们家的脸呀
815
00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:02,960
你们的家丑不出外传
816
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:03,560
我先走
817
00:39:03,970 --> 00:39:04,840
我叉
818
00:39:05,170 --> 00:39:06,730
你这个臭小子,跪下
819
00:39:07,940 --> 00:39:10,380
你这个臭小子,
占了我女儿的便宜还想走?
820
00:39:10,610 --> 00:39:12,480
伯母这句话要改,我从来不要便宜货的
821
00:39:12,820 --> 00:39:14,440
这样的你也讲得出口
822
00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:16,480
你真是没人性呀,拐完了就想跑
823
00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:17,590
我不玩啦
824
00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:21,050
照做呀,照做呀
825
00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:24,990
你看看…这个人没人性没心肝的
826
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,230
我可不管啦,我去跟你老爸说
827
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,260
你们两个下个月就结婚
828
00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:28,960
又结?
829
00:39:29,070 --> 00:39:29,530
好不好呀?
830
00:39:29,630 --> 00:39:30,500
结不结呀?
831
00:39:30,630 --> 00:39:31,660
结就结,动作快点啦?
832
00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:33,500
这就对了吗
833
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,500
以后你们两个要好好做人
834
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:36,630
我还有事,不打扰你们啦
835
00:39:36,810 --> 00:39:38,710
哎呀,你罗哩罗嗦的
836
00:39:44,210 --> 00:39:46,080
喂,妈答应我们结婚啦,继续吧
837
00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:47,510
啊?还没玩完?
838
00:39:47,650 --> 00:39:48,510
来啦
839
00:39:48,650 --> 00:39:50,550
喂,够钟啦,该收工啦
840
00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:56,520
我们分房睡这么久!你一直没找过我
841
00:39:56,660 --> 00:39:58,150
你外面有这么多女人
我都没管过你呀
842
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,090
我只是要你一晚上啊!
843
00:40:02,430 --> 00:40:03,330
这样都不行吗?
844
00:40:08,810 --> 00:40:12,710
这样都不行吗,你怎么会变成这样?
845
00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:16,040
为什么?
846
00:40:17,180 --> 00:40:18,040
你不要哭啦,我不是那种人
847
00:40:18,150 --> 00:40:20,050
我好专一的
848
00:40:23,950 --> 00:40:25,220
再说一次
849
00:40:26,390 --> 00:40:29,120
我说我个人很专一,
老婆,我只要一个就够啦
850
00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:37,300
快说你爱我呀!
851
00:40:41,570 --> 00:40:42,560
我爱你
852
00:40:45,340 --> 00:40:46,240
再说一次
853
00:40:48,110 --> 00:40:48,800
我爱你
854
00:40:55,450 --> 00:40:56,580
抱紧我
855
00:41:41,100 --> 00:41:42,530
看什么,混蛋?
856
00:41:42,870 --> 00:41:44,590
看你怎么还没给车撞死呀
857
00:42:04,690 --> 00:42:06,590
转身!转身!
858
00:42:25,580 --> 00:42:29,480
哗,你老母!这么骚居然穿花袜?
859
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,020
干什么,小子
860
00:42:40,220 --> 00:42:41,780
捡东西呀,老子
861
00:42:44,060 --> 00:42:45,460
干什么,小子
862
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,020
捡东西呀,老子
863
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,460
你在干什么,扫地呀?快进来吧
864
00:42:57,340 --> 00:42:58,240
没有,我在捡铜板吗?
865
00:42:58,240 --> 00:42:59,370
喂,有红豆沙吃呀
866
00:43:00,210 --> 00:43:02,070
今天怎么没什么生意呀?
867
00:43:03,110 --> 00:43:03,980
新开张是这样的
868
00:43:04,510 --> 00:43:05,210
不见得吧
869
00:43:06,350 --> 00:43:08,210
我听说昨天好多人来找你呀
870
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:09,640
是呀,你又知道?
871
00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:12,110
你的粒志呢?
872
00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:15,720
在这里
873
00:43:15,890 --> 00:43:17,790
好呀
874
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:20,360
这红豆沙很好喝
875
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,660
你不觉得太硬啦?
876
00:43:22,130 --> 00:43:23,000
有一粒啦
877
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,960
当然啦,连我的痣都吞了
878
00:43:25,130 --> 00:43:27,000
痣煮红豆沙也这么好喝?
879
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:28,100
你们慢慢聊,我先走啦
880
00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:30,040
去哪里呀?
881
00:43:30,410 --> 00:43:32,270
帮人送花给老婆呀
882
00:43:32,540 --> 00:43:34,980
哪像你呀既没人,
又没花,又没钱,拜拜
883
00:43:35,110 --> 00:43:35,770
你就是这样的
884
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:36,740
你又来做什么?
885
00:43:37,250 --> 00:43:39,110
我来喝红豆沙跟二十四小时保护你呀
886
00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:41,110
别走,别走
887
00:43:41,550 --> 00:43:44,420
林大岳帮人今天晚上要到我家来赌牌
888
00:43:44,550 --> 00:43:45,820
我思疑可以查出点线索
889
00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:48,820
你小子走狗运耶,我号称警队的牌王呀
890
00:43:49,230 --> 00:43:51,390
今天晚上有我帮你,你一定可以捞一笔
891
00:44:03,270 --> 00:44:03,740
找什么?
892
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:04,600
没事
893
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:08,710
情况如何?
894
00:44:09,010 --> 00:44:09,940
一切正常
895
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:12,340
有没有带钱呀
896
00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:14,650
你不知道我叫白头神探吗?
897
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:15,680
你有白头发?
898
00:44:16,490 --> 00:44:17,920
白吃白喝的白头神探
899
00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:21,050
我说你的痣呢?
900
00:44:21,790 --> 00:44:22,660
点掉了!
901
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:23,820
那是富贵痣
902
00:44:24,230 --> 00:44:25,750
是吗?
903
00:44:25,930 --> 00:44:27,860
因为我钱太多所以想减少一点
904
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:29,460
好词!好词!
905
00:44:29,930 --> 00:44:30,800
是吗?
906
00:44:31,330 --> 00:44:32,560
那我们就照老规矩啦
907
00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:33,830
什么老规矩?
908
00:44:33,970 --> 00:44:34,830
赌现金!
909
00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:36,540
那是当然的啦,当然!
910
00:44:38,810 --> 00:44:40,000
最多下二十万
911
00:44:44,410 --> 00:44:45,280
真是零钱啊?
912
00:44:45,550 --> 00:44:46,410
全部家产
913
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,280
一万块钱下啦?王先生
914
00:44:53,490 --> 00:44:54,150
黑桃八呀
915
00:44:56,390 --> 00:44:58,260
小九也能说话?
916
00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:59,050
五万好啦
917
00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:02,360
怎么办?
918
00:45:02,970 --> 00:45:04,870
五万再加十五万
919
00:45:05,070 --> 00:45:05,930
一定唬住他们?
920
00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:07,300
是吗?
921
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,030
跟他
922
00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:14,310
拿钱出来才行
923
00:45:14,610 --> 00:45:15,470
怎么,没零钱哪?
924
00:45:16,110 --> 00:45:16,980
零钱?
925
00:45:17,350 --> 00:45:18,510
喂!那个谁呀…
926
00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:21,720
我去找那个谁!你坐吧
927
00:45:23,290 --> 00:45:25,620
老婆,拿一千几百万来顶一顶先
928
00:45:25,860 --> 00:45:27,720
我们一向都是各赌各赌呀?
929
00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:29,920
你不是还有三千万现金吗?
930
00:45:30,590 --> 00:45:32,560
我忘记放在哪里啦
931
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,960
你那么聪明一定会想起来的
932
00:45:35,530 --> 00:45:36,690
打哪个好呀?
933
00:45:39,170 --> 00:45:40,190
打这个
934
00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:41,230
真的?
935
00:45:41,370 --> 00:45:42,560
输了算我的
936
00:45:43,810 --> 00:45:44,300
九筒
937
00:45:44,610 --> 00:45:45,070
糊了
938
00:45:45,270 --> 00:45:45,930
我也是呀
939
00:45:46,110 --> 00:45:47,040
一炮三响
940
00:45:51,380 --> 00:45:52,180
死鬼呀?
941
00:45:53,650 --> 00:45:54,380
黎警司在哪里呀?
942
00:45:54,620 --> 00:45:55,810
在CID房爽呢
943
00:46:01,020 --> 00:46:01,890
HI
944
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:02,420
HI
945
00:46:02,530 --> 00:46:03,750
小王八羔子,我打死你?
946
00:46:07,130 --> 00:46:07,990
我有件重要的事跟你商量
947
00:46:08,260 --> 00:46:09,460
有什么事比我打人重要?
948
00:46:09,870 --> 00:46:12,100
问你拿二百万,很急的
949
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,760
二百万?有没有搅错呀?
950
00:46:14,570 --> 00:46:15,730
好小子,敢偷袭我?
951
00:46:18,510 --> 00:46:20,630
这二百万你无论如何不能少
952
00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:23,270
我去哪拿二百万给你呀?
953
00:46:23,610 --> 00:46:26,480
大岳来我们家赌钱,
如果没有钱的话就穿帮
954
00:46:26,550 --> 00:46:28,350
那大家就都玩完啦,快点拿来
955
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:29,380
你先放手啦
956
00:46:29,550 --> 00:46:30,710
你答应了,我就放手啦
957
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:36,320
去市场买东西呀?
958
00:46:37,430 --> 00:46:39,490
不好意思,我的零钱乱扔
959
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:40,860
给工人捡回去了
960
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:41,830
工人房又很远…
961
00:46:42,330 --> 00:46:43,660
说那么多干吗,大家都在等你呢
962
00:46:43,900 --> 00:46:45,760
派牌
963
00:46:45,970 --> 00:46:46,830
八一对说话
964
00:46:46,970 --> 00:46:48,400
这样啊,我…
965
00:46:49,070 --> 00:46:49,940
最等一阵子啦
966
00:46:50,410 --> 00:46:52,930
先下少一点,先下二十万
967
00:46:53,140 --> 00:46:54,110
二十万?
968
00:46:55,010 --> 00:46:55,870
再加八十万
969
00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:56,880
跟
970
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:05,380
三条八
971
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:06,790
不用说,全扔出去
972
00:47:07,090 --> 00:47:07,950
报纸呢
973
00:47:08,090 --> 00:47:09,960
全都扔出去
974
00:47:10,090 --> 00:47:11,120
三条八?
975
00:47:11,630 --> 00:47:13,490
哼,没多少钱吗?
976
00:47:14,100 --> 00:47:14,990
跟
977
00:47:17,570 --> 00:47:18,460
不去
978
00:47:20,870 --> 00:47:21,960
我三条A
979
00:47:22,070 --> 00:47:23,040
我就不信你四条八
980
00:47:25,140 --> 00:47:26,000
赢钱不必那么激动
981
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,370
别哭呀!老友
982
00:47:27,810 --> 00:47:28,740
四条八呀
983
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,380
怎么回事?我刚才底牌明明是八的
984
00:47:36,590 --> 00:47:37,210
你临走前的那一把
985
00:47:37,390 --> 00:47:38,250
当然啦
986
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:39,790
现在不是那一把啦
987
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:40,990
你不告诉我?
988
00:47:41,190 --> 00:47:42,050
你没有问我嘛
989
00:47:42,290 --> 00:47:42,850
我…
990
00:47:45,930 --> 00:47:47,560
回来啦?赢还是输呀?
991
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:48,850
看个头就知道啦
992
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,260
输光啦,你不是说你是赌王吗?
993
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:52,260
我有说过吗?
994
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:54,260
我有提过一次
995
00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:56,230
那现在怎么办?
996
00:47:56,470 --> 00:47:58,340
你最拿一百万来返本呀
997
00:47:58,470 --> 00:48:00,340
我马上发挥我赌王的本色
998
00:48:00,510 --> 00:48:01,370
还想拿多一百万呀?
999
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:05,040
我把警局的脏款和保释金
全部拿去给你赌啦
1000
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:06,340
现在人家到警察局来讨债啦
1001
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:07,550
你不把那二百万拿回来的话
1002
00:48:07,620 --> 00:48:09,310
就买好船票准备跑路吧
1003
00:48:09,590 --> 00:48:11,180
借我一点钱让我买船票
1004
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:12,780
你…
1005
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:14,220
你如果不拿一百万出来
1006
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:15,250
我们都完蛋啦
1007
00:48:16,460 --> 00:48:19,120
那一百万再输了怎么办呀?
1008
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,090
横竖都是死,怎么也要赌一下吗
1009
00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:24,820
老兄我们也是混饭吃的,别打了
1010
00:48:25,430 --> 00:48:26,300
又在打什么哀鬼呀?
1011
00:48:26,970 --> 00:48:27,990
打一个老千呀
1012
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:30,700
老千这么尊贵的人怎么能乱打
1013
00:48:31,310 --> 00:48:32,500
他们骗了人家两万块钱
1014
00:48:33,110 --> 00:48:34,410
哪个白痴被他们骗了?
1015
00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:35,610
那个白痴就是我呀
1016
00:48:35,980 --> 00:48:36,840
什么?连白痴都骗
1017
00:48:36,980 --> 00:48:37,840
扁他
1018
00:48:37,980 --> 00:48:38,880
扁他啦
1019
00:48:42,820 --> 00:48:45,840
吓?赌圣克星 洪爷
1020
00:48:46,460 --> 00:48:47,250
HELLO!你好嘛
1021
00:48:47,660 --> 00:48:49,020
好你个头呀!输到就要跑路了
1022
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,850
兄弟,你叫他们别打我们
1023
00:48:51,990 --> 00:48:53,590
我教你老千速成法,包你赢
1024
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,730
行,不过先露两招来看看
1025
00:49:06,580 --> 00:49:08,170
有没有搅错这么久,都没回来
1026
00:49:10,010 --> 00:49:12,540
十六圈都打完啦,
还没有回来,搞什鬼呀?
1027
00:49:13,350 --> 00:49:14,870
回来啦,回来啦
1028
00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:16,010
各位观众…
1029
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:38,940
好有型呀…
1030
00:49:50,390 --> 00:49:51,910
这个装挺眼熟的
1031
00:49:52,050 --> 00:49:53,950
不过不知道你装谁呀?
1032
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:56,480
你猜猜看
1033
00:50:20,450 --> 00:50:21,310
我知道啦
1034
00:50:21,550 --> 00:50:22,410
赌圣
1035
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:23,580
错
1036
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:25,620
是大卫魔术
1037
00:50:28,090 --> 00:50:28,950
发牌
1038
00:50:29,090 --> 00:50:29,960
我三条KINH
1039
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:31,530
我三条A
1040
00:50:31,930 --> 00:50:32,790
同花顺
1041
00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:34,090
我大你个同花顺
1042
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,060
四条A
1043
00:50:36,530 --> 00:50:37,430
五条A
1044
00:50:52,450 --> 00:50:54,310
那个家人教的这一套还真灵呢
1045
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:55,350
赢光他
1046
00:50:56,120 --> 00:51:00,020
我要趁这个机会
查出谋杀王百万的真相
1047
00:51:01,390 --> 00:51:02,250
一百万
1048
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:03,220
跟你
1049
00:51:08,930 --> 00:51:09,800
烟说话
1050
00:51:10,130 --> 00:51:12,000
你输昏啦,牌面同花顺面说话
1051
00:51:12,130 --> 00:51:14,030
晒冷
1052
00:51:18,210 --> 00:51:20,700
我才不相信你是大卫魔术,我照跟
1053
00:51:22,140 --> 00:51:23,040
不过我只剩五毛啦
1054
00:51:23,910 --> 00:51:24,780
欠你五百万
1055
00:51:25,150 --> 00:51:28,010
不用欠,只要你肯回答我一个问题
1056
00:51:28,150 --> 00:51:28,950
我当你是跟了
1057
00:51:29,590 --> 00:51:30,140
什么问题呀?
1058
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:36,850
你曾几何时有没有想过要杀死我呀?
1059
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:41,860
回答我
1060
00:51:45,170 --> 00:51:46,030
我…
1061
00:51:46,170 --> 00:51:47,190
回答我
1062
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:53,070
不玩啦,不玩啦
1063
00:51:54,540 --> 00:51:56,940
问些这种问题
1064
00:51:57,180 --> 00:51:58,040
走
1065
00:51:58,180 --> 00:51:59,040
是
1066
00:51:59,180 --> 00:52:00,380
不玩啦,拿钱啦
1067
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,750
钱是赢到手啦,真相查到没有
1068
00:52:04,990 --> 00:52:05,820
真相就是…
1069
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,310
我的牌是小四,那个白痴居然不玩
1070
00:52:10,190 --> 00:52:11,060
发财啦
1071
00:52:11,190 --> 00:52:13,090
大哥,你没事吧?
1072
00:52:14,130 --> 00:52:15,430
还钱呀
1073
00:52:16,630 --> 00:52:18,070
怎么个还法?
1074
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,100
赢的那些不用分给你了吧?
1075
00:52:21,100 --> 00:52:22,040
借钱不用付利息呀?
1076
00:52:22,670 --> 00:52:25,610
照银行最低的利息算给他
1077
00:52:25,910 --> 00:52:28,780
那很少,才2厘75而已
1078
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:32,150
二百万除以365日
1079
00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:35,140
25块给你30块不用找了
1080
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:36,970
再来点提提神吗?
1081
00:52:40,220 --> 00:52:44,120
这样多好,不伤和气!
1082
00:52:46,630 --> 00:52:47,490
查案有没进展呀?
1083
00:52:49,530 --> 00:52:51,400
我发现那个汤茱迪越来越古怪
1084
00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:54,370
我想他背后
一定有个不可告人的秘密
1085
00:52:54,770 --> 00:52:55,630
还有那个林大岳呢…
1086
00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:57,100
太肤浅啦
1087
00:52:58,870 --> 00:53:01,100
我在苏格兰场受训的时候
1088
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:03,610
曾经研究过世界所有奇案的案件
1089
00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:07,110
包括东方快车谋杀案
1090
00:53:07,250 --> 00:53:08,110
尼罗河谋杀案
1091
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:10,120
电话情杀案
1092
00:53:10,250 --> 00:53:13,190
国会选举舞弊案等等…
1093
00:53:13,860 --> 00:53:14,720
发现一个重大原则
1094
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:15,610
什么原则呀?
1095
00:53:16,260 --> 00:53:18,120
嫌疑大的人,越不是凶手
1096
00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:20,130
考
1097
00:53:20,260 --> 00:53:22,860
我同意,真的像国语长片说
最没有嫌疑才是凶手呀?
1098
00:53:23,270 --> 00:53:27,130
可以这么说,
凶手可能表面上不认识死者的
1099
00:53:27,670 --> 00:53:30,140
相貌平凡,不高不矮,孔武有力
1100
00:53:30,270 --> 00:53:33,110
有暴力倾向,随便乱打人…
1101
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,910
极度贪婪,甚至乎三,四十块都不放过
1102
00:53:37,650 --> 00:53:39,510
照这么说那凶手肯定就是你呀
1103
00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:41,150
来人,抓起来
1104
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:42,150
YES SIR
1105
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,150
你们疯了你们?SHORT呀
1106
00:53:44,290 --> 00:53:46,150
SORRY SIR
1107
00:53:46,290 --> 00:53:47,350
照推理应该是这样
1108
00:53:48,020 --> 00:53:51,460
我们言归正传,
你在汤茱迪家查出直么线索
1109
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,160
就去办公室查查林大岳跟王百万
1110
00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:56,420
在生意上有没有过节而动杀机
1111
00:53:57,300 --> 00:53:59,160
你不是说最有嫌疑的人不会是凶手
1112
00:53:59,530 --> 00:54:01,700
那些屁话啦,还不快去查
1113
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:03,900
让我先去办件重要的事行不行呀
1114
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:28,630
爱你三百六十五年
1115
00:54:31,330 --> 00:54:33,300
岂有此理,根本不把我放在眼里
1116
00:54:40,510 --> 00:54:41,410
谢谢
1117
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,780
奸夫淫妇
1118
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:55,020
奸夫淫妇
1119
00:54:59,860 --> 00:55:01,230
手起刀落
1120
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:02,260
刀?
1121
00:55:07,740 --> 00:55:08,630
我考
1122
00:55:27,590 --> 00:55:28,280
随便坐
1123
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:35,220
多谢你的花
1124
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,800
不要这样啦,你知道我有男朋友
1125
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:42,270
虽然他又没什么钱,又自私…
1126
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:43,840
又小气又老土
1127
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:44,900
不是说我吧
1128
00:55:45,770 --> 00:55:47,260
可是他始终都是我男朋友
1129
00:55:47,410 --> 00:55:48,810
我不可以接受你的
1130
00:55:49,510 --> 00:55:53,280
你不要这样…不要啦
1131
00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:58,080
不要这样
1132
00:55:58,420 --> 00:56:00,320
我杀你个老母
1133
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:01,790
是你?
1134
00:56:01,990 --> 00:56:02,850
是你
1135
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:03,860
是你?
1136
00:56:07,130 --> 00:56:07,990
其实我是说…
1137
00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:09,460
杀你个老母
1138
00:56:10,070 --> 00:56:10,930
你别为难她
1139
00:56:11,270 --> 00:56:13,130
你拿把刀干什么?
1140
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:14,300
你先放下啦
1141
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:15,300
等等…等等,听我说先
1142
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,300
我跟踪你很久啦
1143
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:18,300
原来你是来找这只狐狸精
1144
00:56:18,810 --> 00:56:19,740
我?
1145
00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:21,570
三根手指头指住你,还问呀?
1146
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:26,540
你是哪根聪哪根蒜
想跟我王百万抢老婆呀?
1147
00:56:26,850 --> 00:56:28,320
我现在问你呀
1148
00:56:28,450 --> 00:56:29,310
你爱我还是爱她?
1149
00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:30,480
玩玩的吗?
1150
00:56:30,890 --> 00:56:33,320
啦,玩玩的吗,苯蛋呀?
1151
00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:34,320
人家玩你的
1152
00:56:34,460 --> 00:56:36,320
你狐狸精,蜘蛛精
1153
00:56:36,460 --> 00:56:37,320
破坏家庭
1154
00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:39,320
你想要钱是吗吧
1155
00:56:39,460 --> 00:56:40,330
好啊,要钱是吗?
1156
00:56:40,460 --> 00:56:41,860
来呀..来呀
1157
00:56:43,370 --> 00:56:45,230
拿错…拿去呀…
1158
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,470
怎么?钱都给你啦,你还不滚呀?
1159
00:56:47,770 --> 00:56:48,460
你们两个…
1160
00:56:49,370 --> 00:56:50,740
好,我走
1161
00:56:51,010 --> 00:56:52,300
阿敏…阿敏
1162
00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:54,230
这是你家,你上哪去呀?
1163
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:56,710
对啊,这里是我家呀
1164
00:56:57,050 --> 00:56:58,910
你们两个滚呀
1165
00:56:59,450 --> 00:56:59,910
滚呀
1166
00:57:00,050 --> 00:57:01,880
阿敏,你不要生气啦,你听我说啦
1167
00:57:01,980 --> 00:57:03,850
闭嘴?到楼下去等我
1168
00:57:04,150 --> 00:57:05,710
我还要多骂这蜘蛛精两句才开心
1169
00:57:05,950 --> 00:57:07,110
还看,走啦
1170
00:57:07,490 --> 00:57:08,010
走就走吗?
1171
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,360
我再次严重警告你
1172
00:57:10,490 --> 00:57:12,360
以后不许你再见我老婆呀
1173
00:57:12,490 --> 00:57:15,120
否则见你一次就打你一次,知道吧?
1174
00:57:15,260 --> 00:57:18,290
人家都已经走了,你还在这演戏?
1175
00:57:18,900 --> 00:57:20,770
刚才你骂得很过瘾吧?
1176
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,370
演戏当然是这样啦
1177
00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:23,370
你觉得我刚才演的怎么样?
1178
00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:24,800
很烂
1179
00:57:24,940 --> 00:57:27,310
有没有搞错呀,
我以前演话剧拿个奖的
1180
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:29,080
你是很烂吗?
1181
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:32,140
我都没问你呀,
你怎么会被这个女人泡呢
1182
00:57:33,150 --> 00:57:35,980
我看她人很好,又常常来买花
1183
00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:38,120
有空就陪她逛下街喝茶茶
1184
00:57:38,390 --> 00:57:40,680
谁知道她外表是女人,内在是男人
1185
00:57:41,190 --> 00:57:43,050
真没想到会是她
1186
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,020
人家还在外面等你啦
1187
00:57:45,230 --> 00:57:47,090
还不下去?
1188
00:57:47,230 --> 00:57:48,090
走啦
1189
00:57:48,300 --> 00:57:52,200
等我把这个案子办完了,
就整天陪着你,好不好?
1190
00:57:52,870 --> 00:57:54,390
我买了样东西送给你呀
1191
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:55,960
真的,是什么?
1192
00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:57,000
花袜子
1193
00:57:57,170 --> 00:57:57,660
烧掉它
1194
00:58:06,210 --> 00:58:08,080
王先生,早
1195
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:09,310
早
1196
00:58:11,220 --> 00:58:12,810
王先生,早,王太太不在
1197
00:58:13,190 --> 00:58:13,650
我知道
1198
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:14,420
里面停电了
1199
00:58:14,660 --> 00:58:17,350
没关系,我进去拿杯水喝一下
1200
00:58:37,750 --> 00:58:39,650
今天早上送来的
1201
00:58:46,590 --> 00:58:47,420
什么事呀?
1202
00:58:47,660 --> 00:58:49,520
没事,你出去吧
1203
00:58:50,390 --> 00:58:51,260
你一定有事
1204
00:58:51,990 --> 00:58:54,220
说了没事,有也不关你的事
1205
00:58:54,430 --> 00:58:55,420
出去
1206
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:03,740
注意
1207
00:59:09,610 --> 00:59:13,050
千万不要用打火机看
1208
00:59:13,780 --> 00:59:15,680
什么意思呢?
1209
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,060
白兰地呀?
1210
00:59:53,490 --> 00:59:54,250
老板
1211
00:59:58,290 --> 01:00:00,160
喂?大岳呀?
1212
01:00:00,260 --> 01:00:01,130
什么事?帅哥!
1213
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:02,660
你怎么拍到我们的呀?
1214
01:00:03,130 --> 01:00:04,530
用照相机拍到的
1215
01:00:04,670 --> 01:00:06,100
我已经注意你很久啦
1216
01:00:06,230 --> 01:00:08,100
没想到你还有这种嗜好呢
1217
01:00:08,670 --> 01:00:12,540
这些火辣辣的相片
那些内幕杂志一定很有兴趣的
1218
01:00:12,940 --> 01:00:13,970
你小心折寿呀
1219
01:00:14,210 --> 01:00:15,470
我是一定会短命的
1220
01:00:15,980 --> 01:00:19,640
所以要多存点钱好好享受享受
1221
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:21,550
如果你想拿回三点都露的照片
1222
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:23,080
今晚七点来我公司啦
1223
01:00:23,180 --> 01:00:24,150
你想怎么样?
1224
01:00:31,030 --> 01:00:31,820
请接消防队,麻烦
1225
01:00:33,460 --> 01:00:34,550
什么事呀?快说
1226
01:00:35,660 --> 01:00:36,530
这里是消防队
1227
01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:37,860
说呀
1228
01:00:39,570 --> 01:00:40,930
请问你们卖不卖雨衣呀?
1229
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,070
买雨蒌去7--11啦,苯蛋
1230
01:00:43,510 --> 01:00:45,370
谁是混蛋?你是什么态度呀?
你几号接线生?
1231
01:00:45,710 --> 01:00:47,570
你别收线呀,喂…
1232
01:00:47,710 --> 01:00:48,570
大岳,你欺人太甚啦
1233
01:00:49,380 --> 01:00:51,370
你不来一定后悔的
1234
01:00:52,050 --> 01:00:53,780
就这样,我要做运动呀
1235
01:01:10,330 --> 01:01:11,490
王先生,你怎么啦?
1236
01:01:11,700 --> 01:01:13,400
喝水呀,不是告诉过你啦
1237
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:30,480
你踩烂我的晚餐,还有宵夜
1238
01:01:30,950 --> 01:01:33,080
你快点赔钱呀
1239
01:01:52,170 --> 01:01:53,040
小姐,找哪位呀?
1240
01:01:53,540 --> 01:01:54,840
林大岳先生约我来的
1241
01:01:55,140 --> 01:01:56,370
请跟我来
1242
01:02:01,550 --> 01:02:02,450
进来
1243
01:02:04,390 --> 01:02:05,280
请
1244
01:02:09,590 --> 01:02:11,460
我一看见你来我就爽啦
1245
01:02:11,790 --> 01:02:14,190
上半年的FI资料给我拿来,
我任何电话都不接
1246
01:02:14,430 --> 01:02:15,050
是
1247
01:02:18,300 --> 01:02:19,270
请坐
1248
01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:25,870
废话少说,你要多少钱,
一次解决把照片底我
1249
01:02:26,810 --> 01:02:28,670
你千万不要误会呀
1250
01:02:28,810 --> 01:02:31,440
我林大岳虽然不是很有钱
1251
01:02:31,550 --> 01:02:33,410
不过十亿八亿我也不放在眼内
1252
01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:36,240
你以为我想勒索你呀?
1253
01:02:36,820 --> 01:02:38,250
那好吧,你开价
1254
01:02:38,890 --> 01:02:42,620
大家这么熟,说钱失感情
1255
01:02:42,820 --> 01:02:45,790
其实我是要拿钱给你
1256
01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:50,100
我查到你家里那个王百万肯定是假的
1257
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,670
我可以帮你解决决不留下任何麻烦
1258
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:57,030
另外再给你三亿,买你尖沙嘴那块地
1259
01:02:59,270 --> 01:03:01,470
你去抢好啦?那块地值二十亿呀
1260
01:03:01,740 --> 01:03:03,610
我是说过十亿我不放在眼内
1261
01:03:03,850 --> 01:03:05,710
但是二十亿就差不多啦
1262
01:03:06,110 --> 01:03:07,140
王八蛋
1263
01:03:07,420 --> 01:03:09,280
你千万不要骂呀
1264
01:03:09,550 --> 01:03:13,450
你一骂人就破坏了
在我心目中高贵美丽的形象
1265
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:17,660
贱人
1266
01:03:18,860 --> 01:03:19,720
你
1267
01:03:19,860 --> 01:03:20,730
你什么呀?
1268
01:03:20,860 --> 01:03:22,730
三天之内律师楼办手续
1269
01:03:22,860 --> 01:03:26,770
要不然我拿的照片
满街去发,内幕杂志去登
1270
01:03:36,180 --> 01:03:38,040
你看什么呀?鬼鬼碎碎系的干吗?
1271
01:03:38,350 --> 01:03:39,210
偷东西呀
1272
01:03:39,410 --> 01:03:41,280
不是,那有两个女人没穿衣服呀
1273
01:03:41,650 --> 01:03:42,510
我不相信
1274
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:43,710
你过来看一看啦
1275
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:47,220
如果我过来你从后面
把我打晕了那怎么办?
1276
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,110
就算你不过来,我一样要打晕你
1277
01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:54,190
怎么啦?
1278
01:03:54,530 --> 01:03:56,390
刚才那个穿西装的拿东西打我
1279
01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:57,460
快点,追
1280
01:03:59,370 --> 01:04:00,700
有没有看见一个穿西装的呀?
1281
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:02,430
那边
1282
01:04:04,540 --> 01:04:06,440
假的,假的
1283
01:04:09,140 --> 01:04:10,010
什么声音呀?
1284
01:04:11,780 --> 01:04:13,340
有声音?没听到
1285
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:15,580
让我看到我打死他
1286
01:04:15,580 --> 01:04:17,020
你查那边,我查这边
1287
01:04:26,590 --> 01:04:27,490
色…
1288
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:32,060
色狼呀,救命呀
1289
01:04:32,930 --> 01:04:34,830
在那边,是他
1290
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,800
我换了工作你还缠着我?
1291
01:04:37,940 --> 01:04:38,410
拉他呀
1292
01:04:38,540 --> 01:04:39,300
走啦,白痴
1293
01:05:00,130 --> 01:05:02,760
把牙齿还给我呀
1294
01:05:31,990 --> 01:05:33,860
是你呀?新款呀
1295
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,900
新个屁?
1296
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:39,460
你猜是谁杀了我?
1297
01:05:39,900 --> 01:05:40,490
谁呀
1298
01:05:42,540 --> 01:05:44,440
提示一下我啦
1299
01:05:50,210 --> 01:05:50,680
是他
1300
01:06:24,780 --> 01:06:25,640
王八蛋你乱按什么电梯
1301
01:06:25,810 --> 01:06:26,710
去死吧你
1302
01:06:42,060 --> 01:06:43,930
臭小子,97还没到,就给我人民币
1303
01:06:44,070 --> 01:06:45,430
你以为你老妈是瞎子呀
1304
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:46,230
自已留着用吧
1305
01:06:58,850 --> 01:06:59,470
回来啦
1306
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:05,780
气喘如牛的,你上哪去啦?
1307
01:07:06,090 --> 01:07:07,280
我倒要问你上哪去啦?
1308
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:09,790
我上去哪去?
我一晚上都在这边打牌呀
1309
01:07:10,090 --> 01:07:10,960
你说我去哪啦
1310
01:07:11,090 --> 01:07:11,960
你打了一个晚上的牌
1311
01:07:12,090 --> 01:07:13,490
我们都打了十六圈啦
1312
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:15,890
你老公没丢病吧?
1313
01:07:16,100 --> 01:07:17,790
他当然有毛病啦?
1314
01:07:18,330 --> 01:07:21,390
穿这个鬼样子?你上哪去啦?
1315
01:07:22,740 --> 01:07:24,260
这什么呀?
1316
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:27,710
血呀
1317
01:07:27,810 --> 01:07:29,710
你又去杀人了?
1318
01:07:33,110 --> 01:07:34,010
啤…
1319
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:39,210
被我吓得啤不出话来?
1320
01:07:40,690 --> 01:07:43,780
老夫老妻你还这么开不起玩笑?
1321
01:07:44,330 --> 01:07:46,990
后天是我们结婚七周年纪念
1322
01:07:47,130 --> 01:07:47,990
我想开个舞会庆祝一下
1323
01:07:48,130 --> 01:07:49,120
你说好不好
1324
01:07:50,230 --> 01:07:53,100
干吗扁着个嘴呀?
1325
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:54,870
亲一下
1326
01:08:19,630 --> 01:08:20,490
喂
1327
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,090
给你吓我一跳呀
1328
01:08:23,660 --> 01:08:25,860
黎警司,请随便拿杯酒喝
1329
01:08:39,810 --> 01:08:41,440
林大岳死了你知不知道呀
1330
01:08:42,550 --> 01:08:43,410
知道
1331
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:44,810
我快死了你知不知道?
1332
01:08:45,690 --> 01:08:46,550
我也知道
1333
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:48,880
你再查不到凶手,你也快死啦
1334
01:08:49,790 --> 01:08:51,660
谁是凶手我已经有了九成把握
1335
01:08:52,390 --> 01:08:53,260
究竟是谁?
1336
01:08:53,590 --> 01:08:56,060
不用心急,我的第七感告诉我
1337
01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:57,690
今天晚上会有结果
1338
01:09:00,030 --> 01:09:03,940
今晚真正的凶手
会露出他狰狞的面目
1339
01:09:09,140 --> 01:09:09,700
别动
1340
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:10,500
双手放在头上
1341
01:09:12,180 --> 01:09:13,040
是你呀
1342
01:09:14,220 --> 01:09:16,010
王先生,我有些事想跟你说
1343
01:09:18,490 --> 01:09:19,350
知道…我知道
1344
01:09:20,220 --> 01:09:22,090
不好意思,大家请过那边
1345
01:09:22,220 --> 01:09:24,090
多谢合作….不好意思
1346
01:09:24,230 --> 01:09:25,190
过去那边
1347
01:09:26,490 --> 01:09:27,760
人都走开啦,可以说啦
1348
01:09:28,530 --> 01:09:29,930
主要是要你走开呀
1349
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:34,770
早点说嘛,人有自尊心的
1350
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:40,710
王先生,你要看住JUDY呀?
1351
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:42,110
JUDY怎么啦?
1352
01:09:42,510 --> 01:09:44,670
不关她的事,
真的跟她一点关系都没有
1353
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:45,940
你说清楚的
1354
01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:48,110
到现在我没办法只好告诉你啦
1355
01:09:48,250 --> 01:09:49,110
其实她…
1356
01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:50,950
其实什么,你快说呀
1357
01:09:51,090 --> 01:09:53,210
是呀,有话你就说
1358
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,110
这支音乐我好喜欢
1359
01:09:57,260 --> 01:09:58,190
陪我去跳舞,来啦
1360
01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:07,990
王先生
1361
01:10:08,140 --> 01:10:08,600
嗨
1362
01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:23,150
年年开PARTY,今年特别高兴
1363
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:24,150
你呢
1364
01:10:24,290 --> 01:10:27,550
这就够啦,最重要是你高兴
1365
01:10:28,290 --> 01:10:30,050
你看起来好像不太高兴的样子?
1366
01:10:31,590 --> 01:10:32,420
你说呢?
1367
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:39,470
任何人做任何事都一定有他原因的
1368
01:10:41,900 --> 01:10:44,770
我认为任何人做任何事…
1369
01:10:44,870 --> 01:10:46,770
都一定会有报应才是真的
1370
01:10:51,780 --> 01:10:53,300
那杀人是什么原因?
1371
01:10:55,850 --> 01:10:57,750
你告诉我,JUDY
1372
01:11:09,630 --> 01:11:10,650
为什么不说话?
1373
01:11:12,330 --> 01:11:16,240
没什么,我在想,如果你真的是王百万
1374
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,700
那该有多好呢
1375
01:11:18,870 --> 01:11:20,740
你早就知道我不是
1376
01:11:21,180 --> 01:11:24,040
第一眼看见你我就已经知道
1377
01:11:24,350 --> 01:11:25,840
你还没回答我问题啦
1378
01:11:27,350 --> 01:11:29,540
不要破坏我对你仅存的那点好感
1379
01:11:31,990 --> 01:11:35,890
我跟百万近几年相处的很不好
1380
01:11:37,260 --> 01:11:41,790
这几天,你帮我回忆起
我跟他初恋的那份感觉
1381
01:11:44,030 --> 01:11:45,900
那时候我们大家都没钱
1382
01:11:46,170 --> 01:11:47,730
但是好真
1383
01:11:48,970 --> 01:11:51,840
谁知道他发达之后
1384
01:11:52,140 --> 01:11:53,660
他越来越花心
1385
01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:55,710
而我…
1386
01:11:57,310 --> 01:11:58,510
就越来越变态
1387
01:12:00,180 --> 01:12:03,050
越来越恨做女人
1388
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:04,410
还想做男人
1389
01:12:05,150 --> 01:12:07,050
想做一个可以跟他竟争的男人
1390
01:12:09,290 --> 01:12:11,160
但是你来了之后…
1391
01:12:11,390 --> 01:12:13,690
却使我有了还想当女人的感觉
1392
01:12:18,130 --> 01:12:19,930
我不想知道你到底是谁?
1393
01:12:22,940 --> 01:12:24,370
我只要求今晚…
1394
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:29,540
你可不可以全心全意
演好你所扮演的角色
1395
01:12:35,580 --> 01:12:36,450
老公
1396
01:12:41,220 --> 01:12:42,590
我今晚要你陪我
1397
01:12:44,690 --> 01:12:45,350
好不好
1398
01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:16,180
我先去补补妆
1399
01:13:36,110 --> 01:13:36,970
你刚才还没说完
1400
01:13:37,180 --> 01:13:39,040
你怀疑谁是凶手
1401
01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:40,640
我怀疑是JUDY
1402
01:13:40,710 --> 01:13:41,580
怎么会是她呢
1403
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:43,950
因为林大岳死那个晚上
其实我也在场
1404
01:13:44,150 --> 01:13:45,710
我是跟踪JUDY去的
1405
01:13:45,950 --> 01:13:46,820
虽然我没亲眼见到动手
1406
01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:48,990
但是当时除了她没有别人在场
1407
01:13:49,290 --> 01:13:50,150
怎么不早说
1408
01:13:50,830 --> 01:13:51,920
说啊
1409
01:13:52,060 --> 01:13:52,920
我也不知道为什么呀?
1410
01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:54,020
有没有搅错呀
1411
01:13:54,300 --> 01:13:55,160
等等!你先听我说嘛
1412
01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:56,260
就算真是JUDY杀的
1413
01:13:56,430 --> 01:13:57,860
我也肯定她有苦衷
1414
01:13:58,230 --> 01:13:59,100
有什么苦衷呀
1415
01:13:59,230 --> 01:14:00,100
杀了人就是杀了人
1416
01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:01,370
你是警察来的
1417
01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:02,260
你别真的把她当成你老婆呀,臭小子
1418
01:14:02,440 --> 01:14:04,800
王老板,好久没见
1419
01:14:05,510 --> 01:14:06,370
你好,你好
1420
01:14:06,510 --> 01:14:07,440
不打扰你们啦,拜拜
1421
01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:11,840
你还知道些什么快点说出来
1422
01:14:13,050 --> 01:14:13,910
我想他还会再动手
1423
01:14:14,380 --> 01:14:15,250
动什么手呀?
1424
01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:16,940
动手杀那些知道她秘密的人
1425
01:14:18,450 --> 01:14:19,320
好在我不知道
1426
01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:20,380
现在知道啦
1427
01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:21,390
我也知道
1428
01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:22,390
还有一个…
1429
01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:23,390
程小姐
1430
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:24,390
那你还不快点通知程小姐
1431
01:14:24,530 --> 01:14:25,390
我立刻布下天罗地网抓她
1432
01:14:25,530 --> 01:14:26,220
快去
1433
01:14:36,740 --> 01:14:37,470
是我
1434
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:38,300
吓死我
1435
01:14:38,540 --> 01:14:39,400
别这样
1436
01:14:39,540 --> 01:14:40,400
我想出了个绝世妙计
1437
01:14:40,540 --> 01:14:41,410
我戴上这个人皮面具
1438
01:14:41,540 --> 01:14:43,410
如果真凶见一到我,一定会吓昏倒
1439
01:14:43,540 --> 01:14:44,980
我就将他绳之于法啦
1440
01:14:45,350 --> 01:14:46,840
先把面具戴上
1441
01:14:48,550 --> 01:14:49,640
哈罗
1442
01:14:51,750 --> 01:14:52,620
这么多真凶啊?
1443
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:53,410
鬼都被你吓啦
1444
01:14:53,550 --> 01:14:54,750
人家不会看新闻呀,苯蛋
1445
01:14:55,490 --> 01:14:56,110
那怎么办?
1446
01:14:56,220 --> 01:14:57,090
你现在马上去JUDY房间
1447
01:14:57,320 --> 01:14:58,190
包你有收获呀
1448
01:14:58,560 --> 01:14:59,420
有收获
1449
01:14:59,930 --> 01:15:00,760
我的枪呢?
1450
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:02,390
我都这么危险啦,还把枪还给你
1451
01:15:02,530 --> 01:15:04,000
你真的是当我苯蛋?
1452
01:15:09,370 --> 01:15:10,890
我们今晚一定要替大岳哥报仇
1453
01:15:11,270 --> 01:15:14,140
大岳哥一定是被王百万夫妻杀的
1454
01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:17,240
你们进去以后要小心行事呀
1455
01:15:17,910 --> 01:15:19,000
放心啦
1456
01:15:23,180 --> 01:15:23,650
请
1457
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:24,480
请
1458
01:15:39,870 --> 01:15:44,270
好久不见啦
1459
01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:57,750
原来你有其他的男人呀
1460
01:15:57,990 --> 01:15:58,850
以后不要来找我呀
1461
01:15:59,050 --> 01:15:59,950
误会呀
1462
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,830
可能是最新的舞呀
1463
01:16:13,030 --> 01:16:14,470
大家跟着跳
1464
01:16:18,710 --> 01:16:19,900
小姐,请你跳只舞好吧?
1465
01:16:25,150 --> 01:16:26,010
过来
1466
01:16:26,980 --> 01:16:28,410
程小姐,你现在处境好危险呀
1467
01:16:28,620 --> 01:16:31,050
又是你个色狼呀?
1468
01:16:32,650 --> 01:16:34,520
我为了你换了十几个工作
1469
01:16:34,660 --> 01:16:36,420
现在来参加舞会还逃不过你的魔掌
1470
01:16:37,790 --> 01:16:39,020
这真是天意呀
1471
01:16:39,230 --> 01:16:40,090
来吧,来吧,上我吧
1472
01:16:40,460 --> 01:16:41,330
你误会了
1473
01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:45,260
来嘛…来嘛,一次解决,
以后不要再来烦我啦
1474
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:46,990
来吗,来吗
1475
01:16:52,170 --> 01:16:53,040
死得好惨呀…
1476
01:16:53,140 --> 01:16:54,200
是不是心脏病呀?…
1477
01:16:58,110 --> 01:16:58,580
干嘛
1478
01:16:58,680 --> 01:16:59,610
那边有人给十字弓射死了
1479
01:17:01,950 --> 01:17:02,810
就是他
1480
01:17:03,150 --> 01:17:05,210
不要动他,警察就快到啦
1481
01:17:05,820 --> 01:17:07,880
我刚才去楼上看过汤茱迪
1482
01:17:08,020 --> 01:17:09,490
她没出过房门口半步
1483
01:17:15,060 --> 01:17:15,650
中计
1484
01:17:32,710 --> 01:17:34,580
我不喜欢你管我
1485
01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:35,580
我做什么自有分寸
1486
01:17:36,020 --> 01:17:37,570
JUDY,你这样做不会有好下场的
1487
01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:38,580
你不要破坏我
1488
01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:39,580
JUDY
1489
01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:42,350
你滚,今晚我不想再见到你
1490
01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:55,670
是你
1491
01:17:56,970 --> 01:17:59,600
我刚找到了凶器想拿来给你看
1492
01:17:59,740 --> 01:18:00,970
下手还中重呀
1493
01:18:07,410 --> 01:18:08,110
不要动手
1494
01:18:14,990 --> 01:18:15,610
JUDY
1495
01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:16,520
不许动
1496
01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:19,260
我早知道凶手是你
1497
01:18:19,990 --> 01:18:21,890
对,全部都是我做的
1498
01:18:28,470 --> 01:18:30,330
枪还给你
1499
01:18:30,570 --> 01:18:32,160
做得好,你升定啦
1500
01:18:32,510 --> 01:18:33,030
升到哪里呀?
1501
01:18:33,310 --> 01:18:34,170
你说呢?
1502
01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:35,110
我们的工钱还没算啦
1503
01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:37,140
怕你呀?算就算啦
1504
01:18:37,480 --> 01:18:38,340
走啦
1505
01:18:38,550 --> 01:18:40,340
对不起让一让呀,对不起…
1506
01:18:52,530 --> 01:18:54,820
我走啦,老公
1507
01:19:41,710 --> 01:19:42,730
做什么呀你
1508
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:47,540
你绝不会相信刚才发生什么事?
1509
01:19:48,220 --> 01:19:49,240
刚才发生什么事呀?
1510
01:19:49,850 --> 01:19:51,720
你知不知道凶手已经抓到啦
1511
01:19:51,850 --> 01:19:53,340
那凶手到底是谁?
1512
01:19:53,650 --> 01:19:54,520
原来凶手就是…
1513
01:19:54,860 --> 01:19:55,720
JUDY是嘛
1514
01:19:56,290 --> 01:19:58,720
她在离开之前跟你眉目传情
1515
01:19:58,860 --> 01:20:00,380
还在你左边脸夹亲了一下
1516
01:20:00,860 --> 01:20:02,350
我怎么会知道的?
表哥全都告诉我啦
1517
01:20:04,570 --> 01:20:06,470
绝对不是
1518
01:20:07,500 --> 01:20:08,370
绝对不是
1519
01:20:08,870 --> 01:20:09,730
你敢说没有吗?
1520
01:20:09,870 --> 01:20:10,730
绝对有
1521
01:20:10,870 --> 01:20:12,740
但是不是在左脸颊
1522
01:20:12,870 --> 01:20:13,600
那在哪呀?
1523
01:20:16,380 --> 01:20:19,740
阿敏,总之请你相信
我心目中只有你一个
1524
01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:22,750
我也愿意接受你任何的惩罚
1525
01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:23,750
来,来惩罚我呀
1526
01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:25,440
来吧…来吧
1527
01:20:25,650 --> 01:20:27,090
谁有空惩罚你?
1528
01:20:28,720 --> 01:20:29,880
那我就惩罚你啦
1529
01:20:34,900 --> 01:20:36,760
你好坏
1530
01:20:36,900 --> 01:20:38,800
谁叫你耍我呀?
1531
01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:41,990
来呀
1532
01:20:50,940 --> 01:20:51,770
怎么你也玩这大套呀
1533
01:20:52,580 --> 01:20:54,440
是你叫我惩罚你的嘛
1534
01:20:54,580 --> 01:20:56,480
反悔了是不是
1535
01:21:12,170 --> 01:21:13,100
怕不怕呀?
1536
01:21:14,770 --> 01:21:16,630
我怕的要死呀
1537
01:21:16,940 --> 01:21:18,800
这样子看你下次
还敢不敢乱给人家亲
1538
01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:20,840
不敢啦吧
1539
01:21:28,950 --> 01:21:31,180
你把我解开啦先呀?
1540
01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:39,820
你干什么?
1541
01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:40,860
洗澡呀?
1542
01:21:57,680 --> 01:22:01,580
COME ONE BABY,不要再浪费时间啦
1543
01:22:03,620 --> 01:22:06,090
老婆,过来呀,快的
1544
01:22:09,220 --> 01:22:09,880
缠住啦
1545
01:22:10,820 --> 01:22:12,690
惩罚我吧
1546
01:22:12,990 --> 01:22:14,890
COME ON BABY COME ON…
1547
01:22:22,700 --> 01:22:23,290
是你?
1548
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:24,800
你太多事啦
1549
01:22:25,670 --> 01:22:26,540
阿敏,阿敏
1550
01:22:27,440 --> 01:22:28,570
你害死JUDY
1551
01:22:29,440 --> 01:22:30,810
什么…什么?你再说过
1552
01:22:31,010 --> 01:22:31,940
我要跟JUDY报仇
1553
01:22:32,550 --> 01:22:34,410
我听不清楚你说什么,
你再说一次,刚才说什么?
1554
01:22:35,380 --> 01:22:36,870
我说我要帮JUDY报仇呀
1555
01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:38,950
我还是听不清楚,你再说多一次啦
1556
01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:39,740
耍我
1557
01:22:47,830 --> 01:22:48,420
看你个头
1558
01:22:50,730 --> 01:22:51,490
神龙摆尾
1559
01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:52,930
摆呀摆呀…摆呀摆
1560
01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:57,770
压死你
1561
01:23:11,690 --> 01:23:12,740
我你老母,你真的插我?
1562
01:23:12,890 --> 01:23:14,880
玩真的呀?我你老母…
1563
01:23:16,060 --> 01:23:18,960
不是插你,是要剁你呀?
1564
01:23:26,370 --> 01:23:27,090
看什么看?
1565
01:23:28,070 --> 01:23:28,970
我跟你拼了
1566
01:23:33,070 --> 01:23:33,870
老大,这个玩笑开大了
1567
01:23:34,910 --> 01:23:35,810
这不关我的事哟
1568
01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:38,940
我知道,我知道
1569
01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:40,980
我踢,我…
1570
01:23:53,230 --> 01:23:56,060
你玩完啦,该我啦
1571
01:23:58,930 --> 01:24:00,830
那倒未必
1572
01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:05,060
我要谢谢你呢
1573
01:24:21,660 --> 01:24:23,280
你实在太低估我啦
1574
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:27,460
我的脚怎么那么臭,臭死我了
1575
01:24:30,660 --> 01:24:34,570
这些就是林大岳偷拍了
汤茱迪跟程文静的裸照
1576
01:24:42,710 --> 01:24:44,570
程文静不止是个同性恋者
1577
01:24:44,950 --> 01:24:46,810
还是个精神病患者
1578
01:24:47,110 --> 01:24:47,980
有严重的暴力倾向
1579
01:24:48,480 --> 01:24:52,380
她要杀死所有爱汤茱迪,
还有伤害汤茱迪的人
1580
01:24:52,690 --> 01:24:53,550
所以先杀王百万
1581
01:24:53,820 --> 01:24:55,220
后杀林大岳
1582
01:24:55,720 --> 01:24:57,090
汤茱迪把那晚的情形全说出来啦
1583
01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:00,720
你不可以爱上那个假王百万的
1584
01:25:01,730 --> 01:25:03,030
我不喜欢你管我
1585
01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:04,030
我做什么自有分寸
1586
01:25:04,300 --> 01:25:05,560
那个假王百万
1587
01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:09,160
只有杀了他,
我们两个才会有好日子过
1588
01:25:09,740 --> 01:25:10,600
你疯啦你
1589
01:25:10,700 --> 01:25:14,070
我疯啦?是你变心
1590
01:25:14,880 --> 01:25:15,740
王百万打你…
1591
01:25:16,010 --> 01:25:17,370
我就帮你报仇,替你杀了他
1592
01:25:18,580 --> 01:25:19,510
是你杀百万的
1593
01:25:20,180 --> 01:25:22,740
怎么样?我还杀了林大岳呢
1594
01:25:23,850 --> 01:25:24,710
你以为我不知道呀
1595
01:25:24,990 --> 01:25:27,010
他拍了我跟你的裸照来勒索你嘛
1596
01:25:28,120 --> 01:25:28,990
像他这种人
1597
01:25:29,190 --> 01:25:30,620
只有杀了他才不会威胁到我们
1598
01:25:32,860 --> 01:25:34,420
原来全都是你做的
1599
01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:36,660
为什么?
1600
01:25:36,930 --> 01:25:39,420
我所做的一切全都是为了你
1601
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:42,090
我现在就去杀了他
1602
01:25:44,340 --> 01:25:45,530
不许你杀他
1603
01:25:46,210 --> 01:25:47,800
你喜欢那个臭男人
1604
01:25:48,210 --> 01:25:49,070
放开我
1605
01:25:49,210 --> 01:25:52,670
不要,不可以
1606
01:25:54,010 --> 01:25:56,710
难怪那天晚上她连我都想杀
1607
01:25:58,220 --> 01:26:00,690
那么,那天晚上
想用箭射我的也是程文静?
1608
01:26:04,930 --> 01:26:06,790
为什么汤茱迪要这样护程文静呢
1609
01:26:07,230 --> 01:26:09,090
汤茱迪跟她有很深的感情
1610
01:26:09,230 --> 01:26:11,090
一时冲动就全扛下来啦?
1611
01:26:14,230 --> 01:26:15,360
这个女人真是…
1612
01:26:16,170 --> 01:26:18,360
真系什么,怎么样也不关你的事?
1613
01:26:19,070 --> 01:26:19,700
对呀
1614
01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:20,900
那就好啦
1615
01:26:21,240 --> 01:26:22,110
这案子办得很好
1616
01:26:22,240 --> 01:26:23,680
又有一桩案卧底案子等着你
1617
01:26:24,010 --> 01:26:25,880
你开什么玩笑呀你
1618
01:26:26,550 --> 01:26:27,410
这个命令
1619
01:26:27,750 --> 01:26:28,610
命什么令呀?
1620
01:26:29,220 --> 01:26:29,680
你…
1621
01:26:29,780 --> 01:26:31,810
别你呀你的,叫我长官
1622
01:26:32,590 --> 01:26:35,110
廉政公署自认错误
撤销对我的控诉
1623
01:26:35,260 --> 01:26:36,120
现在我复职啦
1624
01:26:36,420 --> 01:26:37,410
真的呀表哥?
1625
01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:39,020
当然啦
1626
01:26:39,260 --> 01:26:40,120
复职有什么了不起呀?
1627
01:26:40,260 --> 01:26:41,660
大不了跟我平起平坐?
1628
01:26:42,060 --> 01:26:44,930
你错啦,上头说你整天乱K人
1629
01:26:45,100 --> 01:26:46,460
现在轮到你停职
1630
01:26:46,830 --> 01:26:47,700
所以不用等到97
1631
01:26:48,070 --> 01:26:48,930
我现在就要你好看呀
1632
01:26:49,100 --> 01:26:49,690
你敢打我?
1633
01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:51,590
我跟你拼了,我
1634
01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:53,700
你们两个干什么啦?
1635
01:26:53,910 --> 01:26:56,970
表哥,放手啦
1636
01:26:57,940 --> 01:26:59,810
劝什么劝,他们两个
打死一个少一个吗?
1637
01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:01,340
周星星,外面有人找你呀
1638
01:27:19,300 --> 01:27:20,560
大口狗
1639
01:27:23,140 --> 01:27:24,000
是你呀?大鼻妹
1640
01:27:24,300 --> 01:27:25,170
你没事吧
1641
01:27:25,310 --> 01:27:26,170
当然没事啦?
1642
01:27:26,310 --> 01:27:28,170
今晚开P呀
1643
01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:29,940
我带了好多马子来呀
1644
01:27:32,250 --> 01:27:34,180
愣在那边干什么?
1645
01:27:34,310 --> 01:27:35,180
还快叫多点兄弟来?
1646
01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:36,180
是啦,快的呀
1647
01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:38,180
好呀!下次啦,下次啦
1648
01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:39,380
你们玩得开心的啦
1649
01:27:39,720 --> 01:27:40,910
好啦
1650
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:45,660
等等我呀
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