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The film you're about to see

is not based on any real life events.

The actors playing the
zombies in this movie

were not in any way transformed,

mutated,

or surgically turned
into actual zombies.

This is not real.

If you at any point feel
like they are real,

just keep repeating.

It's only a movie.

It's only a movie.

It's only a movie.

Misty, come on.

On the right, behind us.

They're all infected.

Here, come on.

No.

Good work.

You must do the last ones.

Did you bring the canisters?

Canisters, Mr We're
really big trouble.

The canisters chamber lost without them,
Don't you know that?

Remind me?

No, no.

Hi.

Roads, of course.

Hang up.

You see that app?

Ohh, scary stuff.

Well, that was a scene
from 1978.

Nine of the Muslim produced right here
in our very town of Carville.

That's right, director Len Carver.

The same Carver that Mayor Winslow
renamed our town for,

called Carver, has his first

new zombie movie coming out
in over 30 years.

No one knows anything about it,

except it'll premiere here
exclusively in Carville tomorrow

on Halloween night.

Well, I'm currently standing here
in front of his Majestic.

From a Washington street to see
if we can catch a glimpse,

maybe even an interview with

the reclusive director.

As you can see,

people have been waiting a long time

for him to release
a new movie and

the demand for a new film
has reached an all time high.

You guys must be fans
of Carver's films.

Carver, he's the greatest director
in cinema history.

The greatest you.

You actually mean greatest
horror film director.

Ohh, greatest clearing.

Don't want it wrong with you.

Yeah.

Well, since we don't think we'll likely
get an interview with the director today,

let's

cut to the last interview
he had 30 years ago today.

So yeah, no,
I won't be making anymore films.

Settle down.

Relax.

What do you want from me?

I just want to retire
to my estate and be left alone.

OK.

Thank you.

Mr Carver, you must have
one more movie and you serve.

Can you at least sign my Hockey Zombie
Patrol post group?

Get a life.

Just I'm so tired
of this, OK?

All of you.

Just forget it.

Carpers made it known that
he won't be promoting

his new movie

through media junkets,

so the town will just have
to see it on opening night.

Public get back Ohh.

One of Corbyn's biggest fans

is also Carville Theatre
owner Richard Landrum.

Mr Carver himself contacted me
through the the the e-mail.

He trusts me of course.

We were good friends in high school

and he's a wonderful wonderful
and he specifically

told me to encourage the entire town

to attend the premiere

and he was going to be present

himself to present
his his new masterpiece.

It's going to be it's going
to be a great a great night.

I mean I wouldn't want to miss it.

I I I would suggest bringing.

The boss on TV?

Yeah, yeah, I know.

I've heard enough
about this stupid movie.

Amy, it's over.

Pay more attention to your history test
you're supposed to be studying for.

Like, you're not my mom.

But thank you so much
for always caring about me

and my grades.

That's why I love you.

Like a brother and a study partner.

Thank God.

Weirdo.

Besides, when you get into Caltech,
who will I have to study with?

Look, if I get into any university,
I'm out of this credit town.

Yeah, yeah, here we go again
with how much you hate the town.

God, like, give it a rest.

I told you the only thing is town values
or like Carver horror films.

Take a pill, dude.

He's awesome.

You're just not cool.

Because I don't like crap movies?

No.

Because you're a must look.

I'm just not a horror fan.

Because you're a wuss.

Yeah, whenever she went to school.

Hi, I'm late again.

Mike, I saw your boss
on the news this morning.

Are you working tomorrow
at the theatre?

The showing a zombie movie.

Mike, I know how much
you love zombie movie.

Funny.

Mom.

When are we moving out
of this stupid town?

Excuse me?

What do we say about that?

Mike.

This town is your home, Mike.

OK.

You just need to figure out.

What it is that I love about it?

Yes, yes.

Right.

Which is nothing.

Love you, bye.

You forgot your lunch.

This town.

It's another chilly
fall morning in Carville.

All your demons and ghosts
are there.

Bond on up tight.

Tonight, expect bone gradually shivers,

maybe even a flurry.

Entertainment.

Is that no brainer?

We'll all be on Halloween.

Tomorrow's thing covers
the zombie Captain Premier.

How you doing?

Believe it.

It's been almost three years
since his last film.

With a song dedicated
to our very own master.

Just be.

Your face is.

Just your faces.

You make yourself laugh.

Andy, can I use
your bathroom?

You know I can't use the bathroom
unless you buy something.

But I don't have enough money
for expensive bikes

besides already have one.

You know, buy something cheap.

Reflector, maybe.

Gotta gumball machine?

No.

Or maybe a sticker.

One of my handy stickers.

Maybe a little basket.

Cheap basket.

You'll carry your care.

Your school books.

Maybe you're older.

You're falling your phone.

Car.

I like.

Just like this.

Oh,

oh.

Oh my God there
we got you so good.

What's wrong with you?

Seriously, honey guys.

Dude, Halloween.

Well dude in the mirror son.

You're supposed more mature.

Like you.

Well, at least you guys
don't have to worry

about real zombie apocalypse, yeah?

Because we kick ass?

No, because zombies eat brains.

Ohh.

Are you saying they were stupid?

No.

Is if you are.

I'm watching myself.

Simple.

I thought he did something.

Yeah.

He called us stupid, like us.

I know.

Amy.

Amy.

Coming to my Zombie Town party tonight.

Ohh yeah, maybe if I'm
not loaded with homework.

Thank you.

Hey, I just saw chat
in the zombie group

coming to the party too.

However, I won't be contacted
on that stupid party.

You're not actually going, are you?

So Chad invited You really dropped
the axe.

Honey, everyone knows
that you're in love with him.

So, Amy, what's your Halloween question
going to be?

A donation pile?

You know, I was thinking
that you should go as Medusa

and her two sisters
when you Gorgons

lose this.

Shadow Me Jackson was Rex,

at least don't have
his phone number right.

Ohh, no.

Since when?

6th grade.

Stop being jealous.

I'm not jealous.

I just wanna touch from him.

He's a stupid idiot.

He's a he's just stupid.

He's totally for biology.

That's not all you're late for,
young Michael Broadstreet.

It's pronounced Bonnard.

You have over two books,
Mr Broadstreet.

I'm super late for hospital.

Gene,

I love your costume.

Missus Bonnard,
what are you?

Ohh.

Which, right?

Well, it's not a costume.

I was sweeping the floor.

Sweep.

Sweep.

Ohh you just kind of help yourself
making like a little joke,

could you, Michael?

OK, fine.

One month detention.

Ohh missus

Bonner.

Excuse me.

Have to tell the principal about this
little exchange I have to study

and I'm not the

school job.

Missus boneyard.

Please.

Ohh boner please.

The horror master is back.

One Carver brings you another flush
dressed extravaganza.

The Earth is plagued by zombie cannibals,

bloodthirsty, sick and twisted.

This Walking Dead movie will
zombify your mind.

Paralyse your eyes and sabotage
your senses.

You look, you'll cry.

You'll kiss 5 bucks
goodbye.

Song.

Sophomore piece.

Ohh carbon production.

Hey guys, it's Deena, the coffee.

Biggest cover
back up in the world.

We're sitting outside Congress House.

We caught a rumour he's playing
a drop off the movie tonight

and Leandro's theatre.

We will be there.

Right.

Miss Barnard.

Can I please go now?

I presume you and your little friends

all want to see that depraved
movie tomorrow night.

Carver.

I hate his movies.

You do?

Ohh God the Passion.

You're free to go.

I said go before I change my mind.

She's a witch.

Besides, maybe I can still catch Mr
Really Right too.

Ohh no these guys.

Hey, Mike, you got
a lesson early, man?

The premieres tomorrow, OK?

We're showing
the romantic comedy tonight.

If you don't buy a ticket
for that,

you can't get in.

Cool, dude.

Mr Really White 2.

Come on, you're not going
to make any money off of that.

Let us in.

Do you have to print already?

Has Carver been by like,
like, like, like.

You know why we're here?

Collectively, we are the cart,

the most dedicated hardcore landcover fans

on the planet,

and we are here to see Zombie Town

and pay respect to our eternal master

of The Walking

Dead.

Ohh man.

Wow.

Dean, just.

Just come back tomorrow.

Ohh.

Mikey, Mikey, come on.

Maybe we can work some arrangement.

How about I mention your name
on my own stuff?

It'll get you girls.

Maybe Amy will even like you.

Amy and I are just friends.

Yeah, sure.

You'll rue the Day Theatre.

This whole town is just a bunch
of somebody following idiots.

The time has come for you
to face your fears,

Michael Bloodstream.

Mr Landreau.

It's more of a vampire thing,
a zombie thing,

but if I went on full on zombie,

I wouldn't

be able to speak.

So there's that.

Mike.

Smooth.

Can we just please work, Sir?

It's a good idea.

Come with me.

OK, so you and the.

The others will arrive
half hour early.

You'll put on your zombie masks
and costumes.

OK, hold that for me.

Ohh.

I'm going to show you something.

So who do you think built

that muah remote controlled
zombie

when you put that down?

Give me a hand.

So I can use him for zombie movies

or I can use them for vampire movies.

And tomorrow night I'm going
to spring him on the cart.

Thanks, MM.

I know you don't love horror movies,
you know, But a lot of people do.

So if if you watch them
for what they truly are

and not just, you know, zombie movies.

You might.

You might just see something.

That you love about them.

Oh my God Oh my God.

Ohh.

Let me.

When?

OMG.

I mean, it's been.

It's been a few years since.

Is that the masterpiece
under your arm?

Pleased to meet you,
Mr Carver.

It's a projector, ready.

Ohh, she's old

and she's a little rusty,

but like here, you tubed
how the threader and runner

and we're

going to be ready,

ready for tomorrow night's
premiere.

No problem, Right, Mike?

Yeah, no problem.

Do you do you remember
this issue of Monster Mag and Missus?

Grammarly gave us attention?

Just Richard.

Are you sure there are enough seats
in the theatre?

It's important that everyone
in town be here.

Sure, sure.

It's 666 sounds like a joke,
but it's technically correct.

Destroy your films lands.

Destroy your film scenes.

Ohh.

Mr Carver, are you OK?

Ohh.

What?

One step at a time can I Can't believe
that happens every time.

Come on, sit, sit down and relax.

But I won't be playing.

Well, that's very good.

I won't.

I won't do it.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Right.

Yeah.

Play.

OK.

Turn off.

It's OK.

Ohh 911 call 911.

Ohh.

Everybody stay back.

Stay back.

You know, the Master of the flesh walkers
following the masters ballet.

Dean, you gotta get yourself home.

Moms got dinner on the table,
so you go home get.

And same thing you guys
get out of here.

Cool.

Is that dear old Mr Patterson
on the stretcher?

Ohh, no, this is just something.

Random guy.

Enjoy Mr Really Right
to Miss Pony Bonner Bonner Right.

You need to make an arrest.

We're dealing with the real crisis here.

Who need to get gone, boy.

Or do you want a repeat
of what happened last week?

No.

God, we're gonna save you.

We're gonna save you.

Carver.

Carver.

OK hide.

Except I'm going to tell Mister Carver
that he suffered a stroke.

Ohh, stroke of genius.

Now he'll believe me if I told him
one He's still still woozy.

If you need me,
I'll be at the hospital.

Ohh, how many do we have
in the theatre tonight?

One.

100.

No one.

This is Bonner.

Yeah.

Miss.

Miss Bonner.

Yeah.

I don't think we should see
each other anymore.

I know you've been cheating on me.

You know about Frank.

Right.

And you were with Mark?

Ohh, alright,

alright.

I'll come clean, yeah.

I'm pregnant.

With both their children.

No.

Ohh.

Ohh God.

There's nothing.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Where do you think
you're going?

You take them in there.

Mike's in there.

The executioner?

Yes.

He's

Amy.

Mike Bradstreet.

Murdered like Carver tonight.

Don't go in there.

He can't be trusted.

Amy.

Come on.

Come on.

Let me see it.

Let me see it.

Oh my God, they don't make them
like that anymore.

Mike, you need to tell
Mister Landreau.

That it is movies like that that.

Carver filth that keeps me
from coming to his theatre.

I think we're the only two in this town
that feel that way.

You're right, Mr Bradstreet.

Were the last two same people
in Carville?

I'll see you in detention.

Thank you.

I won't forget.

Have a good night.

Give me your phone,
I'll take a picture.

Cool.

OK, so when do we watch it?

Tomorrow.

Dude, what are you doing to me?

I'm not kidding.

I'm dead if I show
that stupid thing.

So you're telling me
that I dragged my butt

all the way down here to take a picture
with

a movie canister?

Ohh yeah.

OK.

Hey, where you going?

Oh, you know I have to get ready
for Chad's party.

A lot of football seniors
are going to be there,

and maybe I'll even make out with Chad.

Night is young and so much
so

fine.

Fine.

I'll treat the movie.

Electric.

Everything feels alright.

Thanks.

OK.

Do you need anything else?

No.

Start the movie, all right.

You know freaking way.

And yeah, I didn't.

Dude, shut up.

This must be like
an alternate cut or something.

This is history, dude.

What is this?

Are you sure you're playing
the right phone?

Ah, yeah,
I mean, I think so.

Are you sure this isn't
just part of movie?

I've never seen a Carver film
start with just a blank screen.

Might go up there and see.

The problem is this
is not the right movie.

It can't be.

It's showing movie
carving gave us.

Do you hear that?

Yeah, it sounds like
an earthquake or something.

Any.

What did you do?

Remember Safety 3rd?

I'm just kidding,
It's always first.

Hey, Mark, you there?

Over.

I'm always here.

Jenkins.

Over.

Hey, listen, you got any word
on how Lynn Carver is

doing at the hospital?

Over.

He has life coverage,
but you know how things go.

You never get the truth
from these guys.

You know, listen, Marge,
you know what?

I'm gonna swing by that theatre

and see what my stupid son's up to?

Jenkins out.

March, did you see that?

Marge, did you see
a bright white light?

Marjorie.

What the hell is going
on in this town?

What the Hell's going on
in this town?

Mr.

Lee just gonna kill me.

Ohh man.

What was that?

What is wrong
with this projector?

Car's gonna kill you.

Landru's gonna kill you.

The whole town
is gonna kill you.

You know you got me
into this, right?

They're parked to blame too.

You invited me here.

I didn't invite myself, Mike.

You know what, Amy?

Maybe you should have gone to chat.

Stupid party.

Geez.

I can't believe Carver would stoop
to making experimental films.

It's just the movie.

The whole screen is white.

There's nothing there.

I really love the acting.

Ohh, it must be the new
3D hardware language

just installed

and you just blew up.

Yay Jackass.

That's where Corruptible forms
off 3D.

I'm going outside nation.

The rest of the building is OK,
but you need glasses for 3D.

How do you explain that explosion?

Hey, my phone
doesn't have service.

What about yours?

Same.

Wow.

The night that Mikey plunged
Carville back into the Stone Age

and gets put in gaol for

life.

Thank you.

On that bike?

I don't think so.

You are so effed.

Damn.

Zombie apocalypse.

Or everybody just went home.

Nope, It's a zombie apocalypse.

Wait.

I think I see somebody.

Is that who's Bonnard?

Let's find someone else.

No, No, she can help us.

Hey.

Hi.

Bonard Loving the zombie makeup.

Amy.

How did you put their makeup
on so quickly?

OK, so Mike here is that this
is holding up What?

It's your fault,
just as it is mine.

We're really sorry.

The projector in the
theatre kind of exploded

kind of all the power and.

We wrecked a 3D tech Regan
didn't know was there.

Yeah.

Sells you're down.

Way to go, Mike.

You made her catatonic.

Something wrong with her?

You mean there's something
wrong with it?

And what are you seeing?

That you zombie from a Carver movie?

She's just come on one or something.

Our felons don't work, remember?

Ohh look, it's Dean.

I knew it.

It's the night before Halloween
and this is all a joke.

Maybe they can help us with the missus
boneyard on and off.

Close enough.

Hey Dean.

I don't think that they want
to help anyone.

Amy, for the last time,
the zombies rise from the dead.

Kate Dean and Missus Barnard
are not dead.

Dispatch, are you there?

Ohh, you answer.

What's going on?

I hope you're just
in the restroom.

I don't care if it's a joke, Mike.

We probably shouldn't
get closer to them.

All right, Dean, very funny
jokes over now.

Ha ha ha, Marge.

Crazy.

Thank God.

Officer Jenkins.

Amy, Mike, have you seen my kid?

Like crazy stuff going on
in this town tonight?

Yeah, God,

what are you doing out?

You have been home an hour ago.

Your mom is going to be
very upset with you.

Ohh we.

No, no, I'm sorry.

I promise I won't play the movie.

Bombies.

Ohh.

But that means.

Ohh.

Landrum.

YouTube.

Can't wait?

Who played the movie?

Can you drive?

Ohh.

Like there's zombies.

Zombies.

No, no, no, Impossible.

That's totally impossible.

Maybe the old towns infected,
damn it.

Some reception, Yeah, me neither.

And his bike shop?

It's going to landline.

Hurry up.

OK, this is way harder
than it looks.

Try calling 911 first.

It's busy.

I'm gonna call my mom.

Do you know my phone number?

You don't know your own phone number?

No.

Why would I?

OK.

Mom, please, please answer.

Her shift ended an hour ago,
so she should be home.

Mom, is that you?

Ohh.

Mum, thanks God.

OK, we are in serious trouble.

We need to come to Andy's
bike shop.

Like right now.

But be careful.

Don't stop for anyone.

Ohh.

I think I almost zombie.

Don't be ridiculous.

Great.

You're right.

She's dead.

Alive, not dead.

There's a difference.

Is there?

Hey.

Has stealing.

Who cares?

Doesn't even matter.

Everyone's a zombie.

Probably the whole town.

My mom, my dad, my brother,
maybe even my dog.

It's over my.

We don't know that.

We can try and figure out
what's going on, OK.

I'm sure there's a reasonable
and practical explanation

for all of this.

Ohh.

This ex fuel living
is sweets take it.

I'm not stealing anything.

We are the last people on earth.

Like, no rules, no laws,
no parents, no teachers.

What was that explosion that came
out of Carver's movie?

Should have never played
that movie for you.

Hey.

Mike.

Before we turn into one of them.

I just wanted to say that I think
it's both of our faults

for everything that's.

So don't put it all on yourself.

And I know how hard it was for you
to play that zombie movie.

And I get it.

But it was really sweet.

I'm not that afraid
of zombie movies.

OK, be real.

Shut up.

You're really going to have to tell me
what happened to you as a kid,

because this situation

is not acceptable, says I.

Don't have to tell you anything.

You have to get over
your fear of zombies.

It's just us and them now.

And since I'm the queen of Garber movies

and you're just a most engineer,

I think that

I should take charge.

Disagree.

Perfect so you can take dictation.

Yeah.

OK.

And break it down.

Why don't they eat flesh or?

Brains or?

Whatever.

Well, you know, Dean's dad, the cop.

That was a.

So suck.

You think my mom is OK?

Can we go to the edge of town
and get some help?

Yeah, makes sense.

I'm in the washroom and you
didn't let me use it this morning.

And grab anything we need.

Here's some money
so you can pay for it.

Are you for real?

Yes.

I'll be right back.

Hello.

Yeah.

My daddy brought something.

Anyone.

The head, anything.

I can't hurt him.

Hurry up.

What?

Oh.

I can't believe you made me
time up myself.

I'm not getting anywhere
near him, OK?

Oh my God, what is he doing?

He's going to them.

1.

There's your school.

We're getting closer.

Like go underground where,
you idiot.

I just need to take that.

I've been holding it forever.

God, what?

Can you just be outside?

Blessing outside, OK?

Ohh.

Cool.

Wait.

Which trapped driver.

We have to switch the plan.

What?

I mean, we can't leave town.

We have to stay.

She got to be kidding me, right?

Carver, He's the one who made
all these movies,

so he has to know what to do.

You're nuts.

I mean, it all makes sense.

Cover always heard nobodies
for all of his films,

be actors that nobody's heard
or seen

from since.

Like, don't get chicken on me.

Listen.

The hospital.

OK, so we'll never be able
to get to him.

You're afraid.

Just a minute.

No, I'm not.

Yes, you are.

Just a minute.

You want the truth?

For God's sakes?

Yes.

I've been waiting to hear
this for years.

I saw Zombie Corp School
when I was 6, OK.

I didn't see that until I was 11.

And it scared me for months.

One night.

Maybe should have brought
the DVD over.

She and her boyfriend
were watching it and.

I heard it playing through my room.

So.

I snuck downstairs
to see what they were watching.

And your babysitter didn't turn it off.

The babysitter didn't know
I was there.

She was too busy making out
with her boyfriend or whatever,

and he didn't leave the room.

I just hadn't seen.

That type of movie before.

You know.

It was just so.

Shocked.

Couldn't close my eyes.

Run away.

I just sat there.

Hiding behind the couch.

Watching.

See, this is what
I want to tell you.

You're evil.

No, I'm not laughing about that.

I'm laughing about the fact
that you can't piss outside.

I never told anybody that like.

Nobody but.

I should have told you
about it years ago.

I don't know why you never told me.

You should have trusted me,
Mikey.

I should have.

You're again.

Ohh.

She really gets around,
doesn't she?

And.

Attention.

Yeah.

Ohh.

Damn.

Her and I are the only ones in this town
that don't like Carver movies.

Look, you need to make up your mind.

Are you coming with me
to Carvers or not?

I told you, Carvers
in the hospital.

Perfect.

So we break into his house
and find clues.

I am not running my not if I can save
my mom and dad in this whole town.

This I was on the phone canister.

So.

Because the only thing.

That protected us
from that white light.

Ohh, that's a stop sign
and you might want to.

Richard Dr The damn thing
in a straight line when you.

You know, all of you have pushed me
for another movie.

None of this would have ever had.

Red light, Red light.

Right now guys.

It's just like every night
the mausoleum,

because Mary needs to find
a film canister,

so he stops the dead
from rising from the grief.

And this movie, right?

Are there two teenagers
in it winning Amy and the other 1M?

No.

Then we were not in the movie.

Now let's get this done.

Cancer.

They can protect from zombies.

Great.

We missed the best part
of the movie.

Look, I think the film comes
where we left them at

the end of the world.

OK, how do we do this?

On me.

What?

Suckers.

Please I hope these
are still in there.

I just got my drivers
licence drive.

Hold on tight baby.

It's gonna be 1
hell of a ride.

Seriously.

OK, so you can't drive.

I can do this.

Get out.

Let me drive.

Ohh God.

Get away from that.

Let's go to the bike shop.

Look at them.

Mindlessly drawn on the screen
and that theatre.

Madness.

Ah.

Crazy.

Yes, it is, Land Rover.

What are your people?

You're all zombies.

You hear me, zombies?

Each and every one of you.

Drive me to the museum.

I thought you said
we shouldn't steal.

If we get to carvers and figure out
how to turn everyone back to normal.

Then I think that's famous enough
for one of these overpriced bikes.

How are we going to sneak
into this group's house?

Like, seriously, I know
you don't like his movies,

but you don't have to be so negative.

I'm not being negative.

Between Barber and Chad,

I'm starting to think
that you're the problem.

Me.

Me.

This whole town is the one
with the problem.

Well, found rock,
so I'll get us in there.

I mean, you're all so obsessed
with these dumb movies

and look where we are now.

A zombie obsessed town
turned into literal zombies.

Ohh.

Ohh.

I don't know.

You too.

Ah.

Wow.

You're the man, Richard.

Oh, oh.

Sir.

I work at Lando's Theatre.

We met earlier.