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No, Jonas...

Who are you going to be with tonight?

- It's a surprise.
- Okay, we'll wait and see.

It doesn't hurt, right?

Don't ask me questions now.
I'm about to bite you.

Like in "Interview with a Vampire".
They're so hot.

- The boys?
- Yes... or rather the men.

Gro...

It's starting to hurt now.

There. It's beautiful.
Fuck, it's red.

- No, Gro. You're not serious.
- Isn't it great?

That'll stay there for a while.
What do you think Mads will say?

Do you want to try?
Just don't drool.

I don't know how to make a hickey.

There's a first time for everything.

- Do you want to try? Do you?
- I don't know what to do.

Just suck until your mouth hurts.
Suck all the blood out of me.

- Don't you want to try?
- Okay.

Now I'll stand on the toilet.

Take that one off, then
I'll just pull your T-shirt aside.

- You must be fucking joking, Gro.
- No, I'm not joking.

This is embarrassing.
I'm glad nobody's watching.

Quiet. They can hear us
out in the hallway. Come on.

Okay, I'll do it.

- I can't do it.
- Try again.

You're not serious.
How do you do it?

Just suck until your mouth hurts.
Keep on sucking.

- Is it working?
- It's just a small one.

Let's drop it.
This is a bit...

You need to do this
with a raisin, not with each other.

Put the raisin in your mouth
and let it dissolve in there.

Don't chew it or swallow it.
Then you write whatever you like.

Then it'll become a 'raisin poem'.

- May we write it with somebody else?
- No.

Does it have
to be about the raisin?

Quiet.

Now, put the raisin in your mouth
and place it under your tongue.

- There's a hole in mine.
- That doesn't matter.

Jonas...

I'd like that huge chewing gum.

Now it's time to start writing.

Will anyone read their poem out loud?

"Raisin poem: It gets mashed
and its juices run down my fingers."

"It's sticky and wrinkled, and I look
at same lines again and again."

"Now she's telling me to put it
in my mouth and it tastes bad."

"Finally, I'm allowed to swallow it.
It's difficult, but I need to do it."

"Raisin, you resemble
a Brøndby player's brain."

"Raisin, you are
a Brøndby player's brain."

"Raisin, you look like Ebbe And.
Raisin, you are Ebbe And."

"Raisin, you're almost smarter
than a Brøndby supporter."

"Raisin, you are smarter
than a Brøndby supporter."

I'll see you tonight.

Gro...

- Let's take the bus together.
- I must hand in my trumpet first.

But, Gro...

- Is Lise going home with you?
- Yes.

Do you want to buy something?

- How much it this?
- 11,50.

Take it easy...

Don't worry,
I'm not going to crease the pages.

That's disgusting.
No, we don't want that one.

Look, she's put her arm right there.
That's lousy.

Bye bye.

I'd like some pussy now...

Let's play for it.
And no 'rabbit jumps over stone'.

- No. And no 'lighter burns paper'.
- Only paper, scissors, stone.

One, two, three, now.

Wait. I need to think for a while.

One, two, three, now.

Buy the one with the largest breasts.

- Great.
- Pick one which gives you a hard on.

- These two? How old are you?
- I'm 16.

You're not old enough to buy these.
Why do you want these?

I just want to look in them.

Okay. 38 kroner.

If you want to exchange them later,
you'll get half of it back.

Great, Andreas.
Tits.

Look. Isn't it Lollo Hawaii?

Hi.

- What are you doing?
- It's 'Donald Duck'.

Come on, it was a porn magazine.

- Why is it so fascinating?
- They're so funny.

And they resemble human beings,
although they're ducks.

- Especially Donald Duck. He's great.
- So is Scrooge McDuck.

See you.

Where're they going?

- And 'Cosmopolitan'.
- There might be a few models in it.

It is a porn magazine!
You're so far out.

It needs to be protected
from the daylight.

They're too young
to be buying porn magazines.

- You know what?
- He's quite cute.

The blond one?
Or the one with the brown hair?

- He wasn't cute, after all.
- He was ugly.

- Is my older brother hot?
- Yes.

All the other girls
have fallen in love with him.

When he stands in front
of the mirror, he often asks me:

"Maria? Come here."
"What, Christian?"

- Do you like my upper body?
- Does he ask you that?

Then he flexes... He's got
the same abs as Peter Andre has.

- Do you think he's hot?
- My older brother?

If I weren't his younger sister,
I'd probably think he was quite hot.

- But don't tell him.
- Christian? Maria thinks you're hot.

When you're dating somebody
from the class it's like...

"Hi, we're dating.
Hello and goodbye."

It's better to find one elsewhere.
Like that guy on the bench.

He was hot.

Jonas is quite hot,
but he isn't nice.

And he's in love with Gro.

Mum.

Mum.

- It's Anne.
- It's Jonas. May I speak to David?

Yes, just a moment, Jonas.

- It's David.
- How're you?

- I'm fine. What about you?
- I'm fine.

Do you want to hear something
from the magazine?

"I've been waiting so long for this.
If he sucks my clitoris now -

- and uses his tongue,
I'm coming."

"The orgasm makes my body tremble
and it feels like my juices..."

Jonas, I need to take
the other telephone, okay?

Okay, I'm back.
Keep reading.

"But I'm still not quite satisfied.
I want him to lick me some more."

- It's great, huh?
- What do you want to hear about?

- Something anal. In the arse.
- In the arse. Just a moment...

While I look for a story... What are
you going to wear for the party?

- Has you room been changed?
- Since you were here? Yes.

- There's a man.
- There are actually two.

Yes, the other one
was sitting down.

- I'll leave my bag here.
- Fine.

Hi, Momme.

It's terrible when you see a boy from
behind and you think he's cute, -

- if he then the turns around,
and it's a girl with short hair.

- Gro, will you try this one?
- It's too big.

No, I don't want
to wear white with this.

- Don't go.
- There's nobody downstairs.

We arrive in Paris, and...

Lacy...

May I borrow your black cardigan?
Actually, it's our cardigan.

Maybe I want to wear it tonight.

You've had it for so long.
Can't I have it now? It's also mine.

Okay, then take it.
Where are you going tonight?

There's a party at the school.

We were at "Blitz" last night.

Later, we went swimming
at Ingerslev.

- Did you dive from the board?
- Yes, I climbed the fence.

It was crazy, because
I dived off the five-metre board.

You can't see the water,
so you don't know when you hit it.

Look, black velour.
It's so hot.

- G-string? Do you use g-string?
- Yes.

You're joking, right?

If you don't use a g-string
you get four cheeks. That's ugly.

Whatever.

- Tits.
- Goddamn it.

That's one huge dick.

- Sorry.
- Easy now.

Goddamn...

That's the best porn magazine
we've ever bought.

Hi guys.
Do you want some lemonade?

- Why didn't you knock first?
- I was carrying this tray.

- There are buns in the kitchen.
- No thanks.

What do you think
the girls are talking about now?

They're talking about me.

- Who do you like?
- I don't know. What about you?

- I'm not sure I like anybody.
- What about Lise?

No. Not anymore.

- Who do you like, Andreas?
- I don't know. Gro, maybe.

- Yes, maybe.
- You're constantly staring at her.

- I don't blame you.
- You're also staring at her.

It's a nice picture
of your mother's breasts.

Fuck you.

- How far would you go with a girl?
- I don't know. What about you?

I don't know. I guess I'll know
once I lie there with her.

How far would you go?
Not that far.

If I were a girl I wouldn't want
to lie there with sperm on my face.

- They only do that in the magazines.
- And I wouldn't suck any dicks.

- Would you lick somebody's pussy?
- No.

- Would you?
- I don't know. Maybe.

I'm not sure.
If it stinks I won't.

If I was sure
that the girl didn't stink.

She'd have to take a shower first.

I'd personally wash her pussy first.

- How far would you go, Andreas?
- Not that far.

- He farted. It's true.
- Okay, you can have him.

How far would you go
with a girl from our class?

If she looked good?

- I'm not sure.
- If you were alone.

I'd do her in front and from behind.
But not in the arse.

- One from the class?
- Yes, a nice one.

- Now?
- If she wanted to.

If I could get a hard on.
Then I think I would do it.

- Maybe they'll cry afterwards.
- Not if they'd been with me.

Not if they were satisfied, but if it
was god-awful, they'd probably cry.

- And if they didn't like you...
- Well, then they wouldn't...

I think they just prefer to kiss.
Kiss and hug.

- Move.
- Sorry.

Hi, sweetie.
Hi, girls.

- Where have you been?
- I wasn't finished till now.

We need to be at the school
at seven. Will you give us a lift?

It's so much trouble
with the sleeping bags and all...

- I've only just come in, Gro.
- Yes, but it is so much trouble.

- Please.
- Okay.

Thank you.

Don't I look like a Barbie doll
when I do like this?

I know the drummer, but I'm not sure
I've ever heard the band play.

- Thanks for the ride.
- You're welcome.

- Great. I'll see you.
- Have a great time.

- How do you get home?
- I'm sleeping here tonight.

- Here's money for the taxi.
- I'll take the bus in the morning.

Take a taxi home.

- Hi. Homemade buns.
- That's so sweet of you.

- May we take one?
- Yes. I'll put them over here.

Have a nice party. We'll be right
next door, if you need us.

Hi, Kenneth.
How's your younger brother?

Troels? Do you like him?

No, I've just been
on a confirmation camp with him.

Hi.

- What's your name?
- Christopher.

- What's your name?
- Sarah.

- Have you played for a long time?
- For a very long time.

- Are you from Sweden?
- Yes, are you from Denmark?

Yes.

We need some light here.

- How old are you?
- 19.

- How old are you?
- 14.

- You're only 13.
- Yes, but I'll be 14 soon.

Do you want to dance?

Mads...

- Your hair looks good that way.
- Thank you.

There's our classmates.

We want to see you kiss!

Shut up!

Mads and Line are lovers!

- Shut up!
- Yeah, right!

We're just friends.

And the sun is green.

What?

- Are you having a good time?
- Yes.

"Under a white bridge
comes a boat with two people."

"The boat was rocking
and Mads cried, -

- "Oh, Line, I love you."

"Do you still love me
like you used to do?"

"Yes, of course, I do."

"Where do you want to live?"

"In a nice big house."

Are you already done, Mads?

- Mads and Line!
- What?

- Is the show over?
- Yes.

We want an encore!
We want an encore!

Now what?

Step on it.

- Isn't it enough?
- Put it in.

- It's not working.
- The candy is too big.

- It getting black now.
- Let's taste it.

- Do you like it?
- It tastes awful.

Ouch.

Who's switching off the light?

- Won't you come back to the party?
- Piss off.

Rune, don't tell the others
we're here.

But the party... Come on.
Take it easy.

- Are you coming?
- Get lost!

"Are you coming?"

Doesn't he get it?

- Why did they go?
- I don't know.

- Do you want me to leave too?
- No, that's okay.

What do you mean by that?

Don't you prefer to be with Kirstine?

No. Besides, she's sick,
and then I'll become sick too.

Maybe
you should leave now, David?

It's a really nice classroom.

No.

No, it's... It's okay.

I don't like you anymore, Marco.

Why?

I just don't love you anymore.

Do you need a break?
Or something else?

No.

I just don't love you anymore.

I don't think we should
see each other anymore.

- Gro is having sex with Emil.
- With Emil?

In the 'monkey cave'.
Go have a look.

I'll give you 20 kroner
if you get Emil out of there.

- Where is he?
- In there.

- Why don't you go get him yourself?
- I rather pay you to get him for me.

What?

I'm having second thoughts
about my confirmation.

This is important.

I don't care about your confirmation.

Come on,
you've been invited to it too.

Wait. I want to talk about this.

- Why do we need to do this now?
- I want my money.

- What are you up to?
- Nothing.

- What's happening?
- Jonas doesn't want to be confirmed.

- Why not?
- I'm not sure I believe in God.

- Let's go back, Gro.
- Yes.

Won't you come with us,
then we'll talk about this?

Come on.

- Maria?
- What?

- Won't you open the door?
- It's open.

What's the matter?

It was that bass player...

He wouldn't...

He just wanted to have sex.

What happened?

He was really nice to begin with.
Then...

Come here...
This party sucks.

Let's do something.
Let's go some place and party.

- Ask them to come up here.
- Guys!

- Come on up!
- No!

- We want to talk to you!
- Not now.

- Funny.
- It's too cold for me.

Damn, it must be boring.

Watch out.

Hurry up.

Are we going to...

One, two, three, now.

Check Lise's arse.

How can you tell them apart?

She's standing over there.
She's got the extremely white arse.

Over here.
It's much better.

- What are you doing?
- Watching them bathe.

- They're naked.
- And we've hidden their clothes.

Look they're coming.

Our clothes are gone.
They've taken our clothes.

You're so childish.

Nanna, you normally
don't do things like that.

Stop it, David.
Stop it.

- You're so childish.
- Turn it off.

Right now.

- Where are our clothes, David?
- Behind that boat.

Thank you.

- Maybe it wasn't...
- Let's go.

- Are you coming?
- Not, right now.

I hurt myself on a huge stone.

Gro, what happened?
Let me take a look.

Did you fall?
Let me take a look.

My father's a doctor.
He can disinfect it.

I just want my shirt.

It needs to be disinfected.

- Put on some clothes.
- I haven't got any.

Isn't this yours?
What colour is your shirt?

Here's your shirt.
Put it on, then we'll go home.

- Damn, it's cold.
- Yeah, my fingers are all numb.

Your fingers? What about my legs?
I'm not wearing any pants.

It's freezing.

- Where have you been?
- Out for a ride.

Why do you just leave the party
and go for a ride?

You've broken all our rules.
Do you want us to call your parents?

We promised your parents to look
after you and then you just leave.

We haven't been gone that long.

We've looked for you everywhere,
and we were really scared.

Line!
Stop smiling.

You ought
to be ashamed of yourself.

Go upstairs and unpack
your sleeping bags. Good night.

How does it go...

And then you do this.

- It sounds like you're farting.
- No, I'm not.

Is it here?

Turn it off.

Isn't it 159?
This is so embarrassing.

- What are our names?
- Make you voice really sexy.

"Hi, my name is Laila."

- My name is Laila.
- And I'm Natasha.

- What's my name? Patricia?
- That's fine.

- Are we skinny or fat?
- Skinny. And we've got huge tits.

- Real Barbie dolls.
- I'll go first.

After I've finished laughing.

Nine. Seven.

Is it two men?

- It's zero first.
- No, you dialled the right number.

- Hello?
- My name is Lars.

Hi, my name is Laila.

- What's your name?
- Henrik.

- What are you doing?
- We're at a party.

And then we felt like calling.
May I get your phone number?

What do you have in mind?

Are you up for something kinky?
How old are you?

- 18.
- Then I'm probably too old for you.

- Or are you still interested?
- Yes. And my friends are 19 and 20.

- Did you hang up?
- No. May I have your number?

- Do you have a pen? 40...
- What?

You need to dial zero first.

I'm not sure...

Tell him I'm busy right now.

- Hello?
- It's Natasha.

Do you want to talk
to one of my friends?

Hello. Is your name Henrik?
That's nice.

- What?
- That's nice.

- Are you at home right now?
- Yes.

- Why do you ask?
- It nice to know.

I can tell, you're not that old.
How old are you?

- 16.
- Then you're quite young.

- And you're 18?
- Yes.

- What do you look like?
- I weigh eight stone.

- And you're laughing.
- Yes. I'm five feet two inches.

And I use 84D.

- B?
- B.

- What are you wearing?
- I'm wearing a big blouse.

They're also called 'bear blouses'.

- And sexy underwear?
- Of course. We're at a party, right?

If you wear underpants you'll get
four cheeks, so you need a g-string.

What kind of underwear
are you wearing?

I don't know.

Then take a look at it.
That would be a great idea.

I'd prefer it
if you took off my pants.

- I can't right now.
- Some other day?

Sure.
Do you have a condom?

Yes, but you can put it
in your mouth without one.

- What?
- You can put it in your mouth.

Yes, but it doesn't taste good,
so I think I'll pass.

Wait.
What... Natasha?

- Do you have any with flavour?
- Yes.

- What kind?
- Liquorice.

- Not with strawberry?
- I can buy some.

- But you don't need it.
- It's probably nice to use one.

- I don't think so.
- Maybe not for you.

If you prefer one with strawberry,
I'll get you one.

Have you ever measured your dick?

- Yes.
- How long is it?

- All men do that.
- They do?

- How long is it when erected?
- Eight inches.

- That's quite long.
- Yes, it is.

- What?
- Is your pussy nice?

- What?
- Is your pussy nice?

- I hope so.
- Do you like to be licked?

- Right now?
- I'd keep licking until you come.

- What?
- I'd keep licking until you come.

- Have you got nice tits?
- Do you like big tits?

- My bra size is 85C.
- That's nice.

Do you like to have them licked?

Around your nipples?
Do you like that?

- Do you like to touch them?
- Yes.

- It is nice?
- Why don't you touch your dick now?

Do you want me to do that?

Yes, just take off your
pants and your underwear.

Okay, I'll do that.

I think
Laila wants to talk to you now.

I've got it here.

- He was moaning...
- That was really nasty.

Let's get out of here.

- Let's have a drinking contest.
- What are you drinking?

You can have some of this.
It tastes awful.

- Are you sure you can handle it?
- She's only drinking beer.

Down with it.

Come on.

- Drink it.
- He just wants to get drunk.

- What's your favourite film?
- "Romeo and Juliet". It so romantic.

- Don't you think? I like it a lot.
- I also like it.

Rune!
You're ruining my shirt.

- Let's have a toast.
- Let's go outside. Come on.

No.

Nanna, it's Nis.

- Nanna, he wants to talk to you.
- What is it?

- What?
- My beloved...

Nis, come on!

That's so sweet.

Nanna, go down to him.

He's crazy about you. He wants
to kiss you. That's so sweet.

I'll walk you to the door.

Good luck.

Romeo!

- Are you proposing to Juliet?
- Yes.

- I'm telling her I love her.
- You're too much, Nis.

I wouldn't know what to wish for
if I saw a shooting star.

There was a star right there,
but now it's gone.

- Where?
- There. Next to the trees.

- Can you see it?
- Yes. Now it's gone.

Nis, you're not my Romeo.

Let's go back.

We've told you our secrets.
Don't you have any secrets?

- No.
- I need to take a piss.

Don't leave me here.

Piss off.

- See you, Sidsel.
- Whores.

- Let's hear that secret.
- I haven't got any secrets.

- We want to hear your secret.
- Come on, Sidsel.

- Come on.
- No, I don't want to.

Goddamn it.

- Sidsel.
- Stop it.

- Tell us that secret.
- Didn't you have a secret?

No. Stop it!

- Sidsel.
- Come on.

- Are you holding my hand?
- No.

Malte? Was it you?

- What?
- Were you holding my hand?

Malte?

Are you groping my girlfriend?

Are you?

- 'Groping', that's an exaggeration.
- Well, you're doing something.

You're having a great time,
and I'm just lying here.

Find your own girlfriend.

Did we come down on him too hard?

No, come on, he was pawing you.

- And you and I are together, right?
- Yes, but... Yes.

I didn't like it,
but he must be feeling sorry now.

- Why don't you go talk to him?
- Okay.

Are you coming back afterwards?
I'll wait for you here.

What's up?

You know
it wasn't okay to do such a thing.

I know.

Maybe I should just
have left you two lovers alone.

We're not lovers.

- No?
- I know you're crazy about her.

Really crazy about her...

But women...
They are not worth it.

- Are you sure?
- Yes.

Let's go back to the party.

- Friends?
- Friends.

Don't puke on me.
It's nasty.

Do you want to go up?

Nice car.
Let's have a seat.

Whoops.
Do you want it?

Thank you.

Subtitles: Trine Højgaard
SDI Media Denmark