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请等一等
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早！
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早！
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早！对不起，路上塞车
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这束花刚送到的，
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三天一束，风雨无阻
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你这个人真爱多管闲事
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关你什么事呀？
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喂！
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大哥！
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你打什么号码呀，大哥！
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大哥，我是你弟弟阿俊呀
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阿俊，你没事打什么
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我现在在飞机场，只用了一块钱
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我没有家里的钥匙，
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来找我…
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谢谢
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借花敬佛
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祖儿，祖儿！
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我弟弟突然从美国飞回来了
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有一件事我是应该跟他说的
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可是我又不想跟他说
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但这件事我非跟他说不可
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这…我又不知道怎么跟他说才好
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你明白吗？
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不明白，你到底想说什么？
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不如这样吧！你替我到飞机场
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先把他接出来
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我需要时间考虑考虑
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叫我去接他？
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救人一命，胜七级浮屠
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可是，我又不认识你弟弟
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有了，喂喂，照相机借用一下
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谢谢！
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拿…
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拍呀！
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先生，请问一声，
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不认识！
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先生
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什么事？
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请问你，认不认识这个人？
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不认识！
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谢谢！
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我刚刚才下飞机，好的
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一会儿喝茶慢慢谈，
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请…
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对不起！
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请问你，认不认识这个人？
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不认识，啊，这是我大哥呀？
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你跟我大哥有什么关系？
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是同事关系
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只是同事关系？
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他是创作总监，我是撰稿主任
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是上司跟下属的关系
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所以逼不得已来接你了！
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大哥对我真好
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回来就送我一份这么好的见面礼
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什么见面礼？
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我是说这张照片
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你送我到那儿去？
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我是照你大哥的意思这么做的
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你在这儿等一等
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你大哥马上就会来，我先走了！
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麻烦你了，什么时候能再见你？
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又要我做司机呀？
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不是，我的第六感告诉我
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我们一定会再见面的
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那，再见了！
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好，拜拜！
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小弟！
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小弟！
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大哥
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Long time no see（好久不见了）
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你好吗？
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不好！好！
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总而言之，在好与不好之间
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干吗叫我在警察局门口等你呀？
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在警察局门口，安全一点！
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发生什么事了？你跟谁结仇了？
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现在还没有，
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小弟，在美国好好的干吗跑回来？
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我逼不得已的，大学毕业之后
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工作呢半年都找不到
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可是移民局一找就把我找到了
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我是让他们赶回家的
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大哥！
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干吗？
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我想把祖先的花园洋房卖了
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我们拿这笔钱，申请投资移民
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看他还敢不敢赶我？
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我已经把房子卖掉了
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有远见，卖了多少钱？
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小弟，请你站过去一点，
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帮帮忙，离我远一点，退后…
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你干什么？
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离开我越远越好，越远越好！
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这样够远了吧？
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行了！
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对不起，小弟！
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我把卖了房子的四百多万
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拿去炒金子
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全部亏光了
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什么？
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你千万不要冲动，这里是警察局
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什么事？
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需要报案到里边
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没事，暂时我还没有这个需要
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对不起，先生！对不起！
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对不起
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怪不得你说警察局安全一点了
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我另外买了一间房子
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在分期付款，你也有一份呀
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你答应我不再发火
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我就马上带你回去
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大哥呀！
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在这儿！
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小弟，你看看，怎么样呀？
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你看骄小玲珑，不错了！
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正所谓花香不在多，室雅何须大
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是不是？
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你看看，这边还看得见海
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喜不喜欢呀？
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四仟多尺的房子，变成一百尺啦？
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谁说一百尺呀？
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我告诉你这里的建筑面积
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足足有四百尺呀
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那两仟尺，你拿什么赔给我？
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你大哥我呢命就一条
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加上内裤，刚刚两条
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你要那条，随便挑好了！
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你还在这儿说风凉话？
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我连最后的一个希望都没了
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你这无赖，你简直不是人
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连弟弟都吭？你怎么不死呀？
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小弟！
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大哥，你没事吧？
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没事，你继续打吧
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小弟，你到哪儿去呀？
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这么快就把弟弟甩掉啦？
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你不像是工作狂那种人呀
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这份计划还没通过，重新构思吧！
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兄弟…他找不到工作被赶回来
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我炒金子亏光了，正是难兄难弟
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应该同舟共济才对嘛
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还没说上两句话他就翻脸了
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居然还动手打我
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简直没有把我当哥哥
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家丑不可外扬，多咀…
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别给我传出去呀！
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你们两个是难兄难弟也好
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龙兄虎弟也好，不关我的事
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这份稿子还没通过，快想吧！
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你成熟多了
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你也帅多了
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请问要点什么？
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冰淇淋，谢谢！
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好的！
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在美国着了
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是穿上，不是着上
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你别胡扯了，留学生
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这次回来，有机会多提拔…
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我那儿有本事提拔你
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听说你在香港混得不错
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我还想你给我介绍一份工作呐
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谢谢，别开玩笑了，留学生！
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今天晚上我想到你家去住呐
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真的假的，你别逗我了
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不骗你，我刚跟我大哥翻了
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我住的地方很小的，只有一房一厅
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我跟你睡，我无所谓
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不知道我老婆同不同意
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你结了婚啦？
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那我睡客厅好了
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今天我岳母来了
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喂，汤国辉，
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是你有难的时候跟我这么说的
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是啊，你就当帮我一次忙
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不要跟我岳母抢客厅睡好不好？
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伙计，埋单！
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分开两张，冰淇淋他的
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从古希腊美术开始
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男女肉体就不断作为
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因为人体的肌肉，充满了美感
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没有任何物体可以比拟的
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大家看了这么多的名作
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有什么感想吗？
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江先生，请问是不是每个人身体
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都这么有线条美的？
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你先出来一下！
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一向美的标准，是受潮流影响的
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如果他生活在唐朝的话
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就可能被选为唐朝的猛丁哥
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说不定还能够出一本写真集呐
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太好了！
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可惜的是
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那时候的潮流不能够维持到今天
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请回！
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凌祖儿同学
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麻烦你出来一下
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江先生！
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比如凌祖儿同学吧
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不管她在那一个时代，
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你们觉不觉得？
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不觉得…
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觉不觉得？
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江先生，那你的身材又怎么样呢？
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我是从来不理会客观标准的
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只要看得顺眼的，那就是美
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你们觉不觉得？
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不觉得…
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江先生，事实胜于雄辩
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你就证明给我们看看嘛
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对呀！
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说得对，事实胜于雄辩
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真就是真，假就是假
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美就是美，丑就是丑
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我不需要证明点什么
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没种！
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透过你的眼神，我得到很大的鼓励
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我？
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谢谢你！
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我的第六感果然灵验
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那我就再做一次司机，
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No，我送你回去
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我真受不了香港式的人情味
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热情得我连自由都没了
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就说我大哥吧，看见我回来
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又说要给我换新床
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又说要给我买新被子
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还说要把房子重新装修
231
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我那些好朋友，听说我回来
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连夜要为我开欢迎会，这么热情
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你说我是不是要黑夜逃亡呀！
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你看见我大哥，
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不会的，不过我还是提议你将就他
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到他那儿住吧
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No，我真受不了他那份热情招待
238
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让他冷却一下再说
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香港人都很热情，你也一样吧？
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我不是，你放心吧
241
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那我就放心了
242
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我把你送到家了
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谢谢！
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我们那边流行Kiss goodbye的
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可惜这里是香港，拜拜！
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拜拜！
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喂！
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祖儿！
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那一位？
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你丈夫！
251
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不是，应该说前夫
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有没有收到我的花？
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收到了，何必破费呐，
254
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没事，只是突然想起你
255
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,600
多伦多天气怎么样？
256
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很好，希望下次回来看你的时候
257
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,640
你的心情跟这里的天气一样好
258
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什么事？
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00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,160
没什么，外面正在下雨
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就这样吧，改天再聊，拜拜！
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我们又见面了
262
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,920
雨这么大，上去避一避吧
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00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,120
太好了，太好了！
264
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你着凉了？
265
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是呀，好像还有点烧呐
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进来吧！
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坐！
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谢谢！
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麻烦你了！
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喂！
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我是祖儿
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你弟弟在我家，你快来接他吧
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原来他在你家里
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那我放心了，
275
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有什么话明天再说吧！
276
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,360
喂，我们现在是孤男寡女呀
277
00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,280
那你又让他进门？
278
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,000
我看见外面正下大雨
279
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他一个人站在电话亭里，还在发烧
280
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,920
小姐，现在已经三更半夜了
281
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,160
外边又在下大雨
282
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:10,080
这年头又没有贞节牌坊
283
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,720
就算你帮帮我的忙
284
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,160
我向你发誓，我不会说出去
285
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,200
你等一下，你大哥
286
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,720
不要让我再看见你！
287
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:26,840
能不能给我一杯热水？
288
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:39,920
如果没有发烧，我替你叫车子
289
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,760
一百零六度，那你应该烧死了
290
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,160
我送你去急症室
291
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,160
我动不了啦
292
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,800
那我帮你叫救护车
293
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,080
小姐，你让我安安稳稳
294
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,120
明天就会没事了
295
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:14,480
我发烧
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00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,120
完全是因为这几天太奔波的关系
297
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,680
睡一觉真的会好？
298
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,280
一百多度很危险的
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00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,320
好吧，你睡床，我来睡沙发
300
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,800
好…好！
301
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:47,880
有没有压着你呀？
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00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,240
没有！
303
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,000
来！
304
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,200
听着，听着，听着
305
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,680
“直捣黄龙”杀虫水
306
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,840
使蟑螂绝子绝孙
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00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,760
这个广告词很精彩吧，老板
308
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,640
内容强调了里边包含绝育配方
309
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,480
同时说明“直捣蟑螂龙根”
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00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,080
够创新了吧老板
311
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,040
一点新意都没有
312
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,800
你这个创作总监是怎么当的？
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00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,840
喂，找那一位？
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00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,240
请等一等！
315
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:45,840
祖儿，你的电话！
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00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,240
谢谢！
317
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,120
喂，我是凌祖儿，你那位？
318
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,920
我是你妈，刚才我到你家去了
319
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,240
看见有个男人睡在你床上
320
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,800
那个男人是谁呀？他到底是谁呀？
321
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,000
我一会打给你
322
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:12,040
希望这个玩笑会让大家很开心
323
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,920
你看看开玩笑呢？闯祸了吧
324
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:24,880
对不起！
325
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,320
你就当帮我的忙行不行？
326
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,040
今天你一定要把他接走
327
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,120
一定…
328
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:39,480
这个女人也不算太漂亮
329
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,000
眉毛又粗，长得又高
330
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,560
咀巴又一翘一翘的
331
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,280
不知道为什么
332
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,920
她给我一种很特别的感觉
333
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:06,080
小弟，收拾东西回家了，小弟！
334
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:08,680
怎么没人呀？
335
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:10,760
到那儿去了
336
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,160
小弟！
337
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,200
他的东西还在
338
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,040
他会不会故意躲起来想偷袭我？
339
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:25,200
我，我要…
340
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:29,560
我要你，我要你的爱
341
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,600
小弟！
342
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,360
是我呀小弟
343
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,720
你快点出来呀
344
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,320
我知道你干什么
345
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,000
你放下武器再说吧！
346
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,520
你千万不要冲动呀
347
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,960
伤了身体可不是好玩的
348
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,560
我真有点怕！
349
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:47,880
怕什么？
350
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,440
他现在一定很冲动
351
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,920
小弟…
352
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:55,920
他是不是死了？
353
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,000
死了？
354
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,360
我的妈，咬我呀！
355
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:00,320
小弟！
356
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,040
小弟！你干什么，
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00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,160
打死你
358
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,080
不要打了
359
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,440
小弟！
360
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,240
你别打了，好兄弟一场
361
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,240
你再打我翻脸了
362
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:11,280
是兄弟就要跟我翻脸
363
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,320
翻得我回不了沙田
364
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:13,800
最多那两百万我不要了
365
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,960
喂，你们不要打呀！
366
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:18,000
为什么？
367
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,600
你别管那么多，打呀…
368
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,840
好小子，春情勃发了
369
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,080
何止春情勃发，还一见钟情呐
370
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:27,840
别打了
371
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:28,960
她离过婚的
372
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,640
有丈夫又怎么样？打呀…
373
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,240
好，今天大哥就帮你做一台好戏
374
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,400
我打…
375
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,040
不要打了
376
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,480
臭小子，我打！
377
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,520
我好好的教训你
378
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,400
我打…
379
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,760
不要，不要打了…
380
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,280
喂，你们再不来，我要报警了
381
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:54,960
你个臭小子
382
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,520
如果再让我看见你过狮子隧道的话
383
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,240
我见一次打一次
384
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,040
你家有急救用品的，进去帮帮他
385
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,760
喂，那他怎么样？
386
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,240
你没什么吧？
387
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,240
好痛呀！
388
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:17,920
快穿上衣服
389
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,200
凌小姐，对不起！
390
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,280
本来这是我们兄弟之间的矛盾
391
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:25,560
想不到打搅了你
392
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,600
我走了
393
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,120
喂，你到哪儿去呀？
394
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,400
还不知道
395
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:47,640
你还在发烧呐？
396
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,600
让他去吧，我看死不了的，拜拜！
397
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:54,520
你真的OK？
398
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,760
OK，如果我再烧到一百零六度
399
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,080
我会回来用我的脑袋帮你烫件衣服
400
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,320
报答你才死，拜拜！
401
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,440
女人之中，很少有这么绝情的了
402
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,880
这么煽情的场面，都感动不了她
403
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:16,880
喂！
404
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,600
什么事呀？
405
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,200
如果你不介意的话，
406
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:22,440
好呀，好呀！
407
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,120
头痛，头痛
408
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,160
你每天都弄得很晚才睡呀？
409
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,360
差不多！
410
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:10,960
你做人很勤劳嘛
411
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,480
想不靠别人，就只好这样了
412
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,760
我发现你这个人，与众不同
413
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:16,800
是吗？
414
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:19,920
谢谢你收留我两天
415
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,200
我在想怎么报答你
416
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,720
施恩不望报，搭不搭顺风车
417
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:26,320
不用了
418
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,520
我想到我的花园洋房休息一下
419
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:29,960
那好吧！
420
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,120
我这个大哥够意思吧
421
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,560
一直没有拆穿你
422
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,240
可以将功赎罪了？
423
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,080
昨天有没有…
424
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,480
别把你弟弟当成色狼呀！
425
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,040
哥儿俩，有什么不能说的呢
426
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,120
你昨天晚上留在那儿
427
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,720
还不是打算有所行动？
428
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:49,960
不要再谈这些
429
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,720
好，不谈这件事也可以
430
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:53,920
那我们就谈谈你吧
431
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,240
你有什么打算？
432
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,120
本来卖了大房子，准备投资移民
433
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,760
可是现在，只能望天打卦了
434
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,320
干什么要望天打卦？
435
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:07,400
你在美国不是念
436
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:11,080
专业人仕，不会盖房子也会修汽车
437
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,600
我在美国念的，叫做遗传工程
438
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,200
是跟那些生物基因打交道的
439
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,440
基因？
440
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,920
是不是那种把麻雀的基本因
441
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,560
放在猪的身上
442
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,200
猪就会飞的那种无聊的东西？
443
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:25,360
谁说无聊呀！
444
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,520
只是我工作比较困难而已
445
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:28,560
早知道是这样
446
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,360
干吗念这种冷门的玩意
447
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,080
这不是硬逼着你要吃饭？
448
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,560
走一步，算一步
449
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:35,640
我上班了
450
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,560
江先生，你有没有女朋友吧？
451
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,080
没有，没有
452
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,280
俗语说，十步之内，岂无芳草
453
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,360
可是在我的眼睛里
454
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,480
我只能够看见一片浩瀚千里的黄沙
455
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:58,600
直到最近，我才看见一棵芳草
456
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,480
你还想知道些什么？
457
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,800
我还想知道，你家里除了你之外
458
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,040
还有些什么人呀
459
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,120
这么深切的问题，
460
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,760
我家里除了我之外
461
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,240
全部都蒙主宠召了
462
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:19,520
那太好了
463
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,800
难道你认为这是一件好事吗？
464
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,600
如果从谈婚论嫁的角度来看
465
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,560
这未尝一件好事呀！
466
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,040
你，你在说什么？
467
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,880
没什么，我约你来是想问问你
468
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,400
有没有兴趣，跟我妈见一次面
469
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:45,080
有…我是非常的跟十二万分期待
470
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,400
和热烈的渴望着去拜候她老人家
471
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,040
那就最好了，让我来安排吧
472
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:51,200
好的！
473
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,960
江先生，你吃错了我那份了
474
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,080
我路过这儿顺便想看看你在不在家
475
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,160
我家是私人住宅，可不是男子公寓
476
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,880
你没有看见吗，我手上没行李
477
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:20,560
找我有事呀？
478
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,240
为了答谢你的救命之恩
479
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,960
我想请你出去吃一顿饭
480
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,720
我都说了施恩不望报
481
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,240
只是吃顿饭，不喝酒，不会有事的
482
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,120
你刚刚复元，不可以吃太多东西的
483
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,000
而且等一会，我还要出去呢
484
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,200
拜拜！
485
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,240
拜拜！
486
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,560
想不到，你还是篮球女将，
487
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,200
你真是神出鬼没
488
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:18,640
你已经玩了半个钟头了
489
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,040
总得去加点油，补充一下体力吧
490
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,480
到现在还不死心？
491
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,720
怎么可以这么快放弃呢？
492
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,160
好吧，一球定输赢
493
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,600
如果你鸁了，我就跟你去吃饭
494
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,080
你想推我，也用不着这么麻烦
495
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,720
好，我接受你的挑战
496
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:38,720
Lady first
497
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,000
你怎么样
498
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,280
兵不厌诈
499
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,600
轮到我了，让开，让开！
500
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,960
求求你，进去呀
501
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:15,320
进去了，我鸁了，好极了…
502
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,280
各路神灵，你们真够意思
503
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:18,920
谢谢你们！
504
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:23,720
你想吃什么？
505
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,240
特别一点的
506
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,320
先生，要吃什么？
507
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:31,840
全部要多少钱？
508
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:32,640
啊？
509
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:33,840
全部要多少钱？
510
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,000
派多少钱？
511
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,600
三百，够啦…
512
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,120
够啦…
513
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,640
你们慢慢吃，我去买马了
514
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,120
吃吧
515
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:51,960
香不香呀？
516
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,440
好吃吧？
517
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,600
好烫呀！
518
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:02,920
等一等！
519
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,240
这儿有不用钱的鱼丸，快来吃吧！
520
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,320
全部免费，快来！…
521
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:10,160
不用钱？
522
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:11,360
快来吃鱼丸
523
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:15,960
这么多人！
524
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:27,720
对不起！
525
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,920
你妈的柚子，你妈的桃子
526
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:40,400
你…
527
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,280
你，你什么？你妈的龙眼
528
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,360
你妈的葡萄，你妈的西瓜
529
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:44,560
你会不会开车呀？
530
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:45,880
我不会开车？！
531
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,320
这是香港签派的本港真正驾驶执照
532
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:50,280
俗称“驾照”
533
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,160
也是代表我会驾驶车辆
534
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,080
俗称“开车”
535
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:57,880
三八婆，你这个小三八
536
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,360
撞坏了老子的车，快点赔钱
537
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,560
你看清楚了没有？
538
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,080
是你的车子跟得太近，
539
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,720
才会撞到我车子后面
540
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,440
你妈的柿子，
541
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,400
不是
542
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,520
不过你不应该一下车就说我不对
543
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:14,800
我要找一个人做证人
544
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,520
先生，就是你，
545
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,200
你的错！
546
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,080
你妈的蕃茄
547
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:25,040
老兄，女人开车子就是这样
548
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,560
你就让让她吧！
549
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,440
你看她，长得多么漂亮呀！
550
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,400
我不要他让我，你说句公道话
551
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:33,600
是呀，说吧！
552
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:34,960
老兄，算了吧！
553
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,360
大姑娘开车个个差不多
554
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:38,760
你就当赌钱输了吧！
555
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,520
难道女人开车就一定不对吗？
556
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:44,600
你妈的鸭梨呀
557
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,160
算女人不对，算女人倒霉
558
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:50,560
五百块够不够？
559
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,040
够了！
560
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,320
你爸爸的水果篮子
561
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,240
就从这边剃，全部剃光！
562
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,720
她是来应征拍凉鞋广告的
563
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,080
干吗要人家剃头呢？
564
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:14,840
你出去吧，别在这儿吃豆腐了
565
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,520
拍凉鞋广告？
566
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,320
这么漂亮的头发不是太可惜了吗？
567
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,320
干脆拍片刀广告吧！
568
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,240
叫她拍发菜广告不是更好？
569
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,320
为什么要剃头呀？
570
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:31,320
小姐，就算你肯剃，也没人敢用呀
571
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,800
你不要在这儿捣蛋好不好？
572
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,880
谁跟你捣蛋了，你看看！
573
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,440
剃呀…
574
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,840
永不磨损型
575
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,520
连对白和镜头我都替你想好了
576
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:49,560
怎么样？
577
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,640
你不要听他胡说八道
578
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:52,840
你出去吧！
579
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,760
你拍这个广告后，包你一鸣惊人
580
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,360
老跟我作对，早晚扔了你
581
00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:08,080
原来是你呀？
582
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:09,880
你怎么这么狠呀？
583
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,400
谁想到会是你的
584
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:15,840
你真的没事了？
585
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:17,480
情况尚好
586
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,640
就算真的有什么事我也认为值得
587
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,560
不管怎么样，你算让我进来了
588
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,480
因为你现在没有攻击性
589
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,840
小姐，你别想歪了
590
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,240
我今天来，只是想跟你培养感情
591
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:32,040
男人呀男人
592
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,680
不管你怎么包装都是一样的
593
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:40,080
算了…就算刚才没有让你击中要害
594
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,440
我也是心无邪念的
595
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,320
我来的目的是想感动你
596
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,520
别看我疯疯癫癫
597
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,480
但是对于感情方面，
598
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:49,520
什么看法？
599
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,440
我这就说了，你别插咀好不好？
600
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,280
世界上多数人
601
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:58,160
一生之中
602
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,800
一定不止碰见一个喜欢的人
603
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,880
可是大部份的人，包括你在内
604
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,840
都会把自己内心的感受
605
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,640
当秘密一样藏在心里
606
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,840
可能对方永远都不会知道
607
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:11,800
你喜欢一个人
608
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,720
为什么你不坦白的告诉他？
609
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,080
我喜欢你
610
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,480
起码，让他知道
611
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,600
他这一生中有谁喜欢过他
612
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,120
我对你就是这样
613
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,480
可能你觉得我的表达方式太儿戏了
614
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:29,040
查实，纯属真诚
615
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:30,840
最后，本人总结
616
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,520
今晚本人，绝不与阁下上床
617
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,800
再者，本人在此声明一句
618
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:40,520
我爱你
619
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,120
不过呐，这些纯属个人感情范围
620
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,680
绝对与阁下无关
621
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:46,760
我说完了
622
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:49,280
再见！
623
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,120
老套！
624
00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:05,520
六、五、四、三、二、一、回来！
625
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,920
今天有好多坏人欺负我
626
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:22,840
是你手画上彩霞
627
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:29,440
才令海滨都市换晚装
628
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:35,240
是你手画了句号
629
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:44,680
彩色天际才留脚步让我多看
630
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:52,240
是你手落了方糖
631
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:58,560
才令身边空气像块糖
632
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:04,480
令我心动了爱念
633
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:11,640
共对夕阳，伴你满街唱
634
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:17,160
爱上黑暗，冷冰晚上
635
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:24,400
有你跟我，自然漂亮
636
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:31,040
每个弯角或每个长巷里
637
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:40,800
有你亲吻我使我神摇荡
638
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:03,000
令我心动了爱念
639
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:12,920
仿佛饮醉柔柔靠着在你肩膀
640
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:20,160
就算草地与海旁
641
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:26,960
难及一双手臂让我躺
642
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:34,280
是你真是你信念，是你脸容
643
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:39,400
让我深深爱上
644
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:45,400
爱上黑暗，冷冰晚上
645
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:52,280
有你跟我，自然漂亮
646
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:58,560
每个弯角或每个长巷里
647
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:08,920
有你亲吻我使我神摇荡
648
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,400
妈咪！
649
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:26,680
依依！
650
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:27,800
乖！
651
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,040
妈咪！
652
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:31,440
这是我女儿依依
653
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:32,640
很漂亮嘛！
654
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:33,640
江先生
655
00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:34,760
乖！
656
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,080
妈，客人来了！
657
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,040
客人来啦？
658
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,040
妈，我给你介绍一下
659
00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:50,480
这是我老师江日晨先生，
660
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,200
先生！
661
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:53,560
伯母！
662
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:58,640
伯母？！叫我凌太太行了
663
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:00,560
凌太太！
664
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,800
到那边，坐下来聊吧！
665
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:03,840
请！
666
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:04,720
好！
667
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:08,040
请坐！
668
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:09,200
江先生，请坐！
669
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:10,640
好…
670
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,200
你说要带个朋友回来见见我
671
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,520
我还以为是那天在你家里
672
00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:19,640
看见的那位男仕
673
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,800
想不到原来是老师，欢迎你
674
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,920
江先生，我们母女之间的代沟
675
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,720
真是越来越深了
676
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,560
漂亮的女孩子男朋友多
677
00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:33,240
是天经地义的事
678
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,480
我一向都不同意这个论调的
679
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:40,120
我也不希望我祖儿，
680
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,600
伯母，不，凌太太
681
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,680
你的人生观，深得我心
682
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,840
现在很少有人会有勇气扒逆水
683
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,040
反潮流
684
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,880
今天，有机会能够认识凌太太
685
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,080
是我江日晨三生有幸呀
686
00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:59,440
你太客气了
687
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,320
你们俩这么投契
688
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:05,520
我这个介绍人，总算没白做
689
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:06,800
你们慢慢聊吧！
690
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,600
介绍人？
691
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,200
我注意了江先生很久了
692
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:19,720
我觉得他很适合你
693
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:23,640
你不要白费心机了
694
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,000
在这个世界上
695
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,000
没有一个男人比我老公好
696
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:28,480
可惜他死了
697
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:32,160
他是香港大学建筑系毕业的高材生
698
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,400
他做工程师的第一件作品
699
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:35,800
就拿来献给我了
700
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:40,400
那间狗屋，
701
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,080
如果他还活
702
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,040
今年呀
703
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,480
加拿大世界博览会的那个香港馆
704
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:48,280
肯定是由他设计
705
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:49,680
可惜他死了
706
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:55,560
只要是男人，
707
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,640
只有他，每天一到了五点钟
708
00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:00,480
就在家里听音乐了
709
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:05,000
没死之前，
710
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,240
让我做受益人
711
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,200
可惜他已经死了
712
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:13,440
给我介绍男人？
713
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:15,760
现在市面上的男人
714
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:18,320
八成以上，质素太差
715
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:19,800
剩下的那两成
716
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,080
不是有了老婆孩子，就是同性恋
717
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,400
你明察秋毫嘛
718
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,920
这证明你六根未净，好现象
719
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,560
他还是一个好父亲呐
720
00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:32,880
我知道，我一直都很喜欢爸爸
721
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:34,880
那你还叫我…
722
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:38,360
他死了还不满三年呐
723
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:39,920
你就叫我去找男人
724
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:41,080
你怎么对得起你爸爸？
725
00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:43,760
你错了，如果先死的那个是你
726
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,320
我会更积极的帮爸爸找新欢
727
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,520
你这个臭丫头
728
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:50,880
你早晚会送个香港舞男
729
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,640
给我做生日礼物
730
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:57,720
妈，你今天才四十二，
731
00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:59,320
你还得活个二、三十年
732
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,080
你怎么能孤立自己呐？
733
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:06,280
孤立自己！我有女儿，有外孙
734
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,720
有房子，又无忧无虑的
735
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,800
妈，可是你没有爱情生活，
736
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,920
你胡说什么？
737
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:17,680
你听我说嘛
738
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,680
世界上只有男人跟女人
739
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,200
我不听，我不要听！
740
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:25,280
彼此要相依为命，不要违反自然嘛
741
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:29,320
我还没有审问你
742
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,320
你居然先教训起我来了
743
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:32,400
我来问你
744
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,040
那天睡在你床上的
745
00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:38,800
那个呀，他是我离开张立平之后的
746
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,920
第一个男朋友
747
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,360
也是我生命中的第二个男人
748
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,000
这么重要的事，
749
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,280
他干什么事，住在什么地方
750
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,560
多大年纪？家里有些什么人呀？
751
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,560
他跟我一样大，家里有个哥哥
752
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,160
住在沙田，暂时失业
753
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,720
目前靠送牛奶，卖报纸为生
754
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:02,520
什么？你跟一个无业游民同居呀？
755
00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:03,880
我们没有同居
756
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:07,200
那算什么嘛？野合呀？
757
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,720
十八岁的那一年，有大学不考
758
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,520
要结婚的是你，那也算了
759
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,600
人家是医科毕业生
760
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,800
结婚不到两年，要离婚的又是你
761
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,280
妈，我跟你说过多少回啦
762
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:24,720
当我发现我的丈夫
763
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,760
把我当成花瓶，金丝雀的时候
764
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,720
我有权改变我的生活
765
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:32,920
丈夫，丈夫一丈之夫
766
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:35,600
一丈以外的事情，你就当他没到
767
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,160
这样才是夫妻之道呀！
768
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,040
你可是真霸道呀！
769
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,600
你老公，看一看花花公子
770
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:42,560
你就气他半个月
771
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:44,280
我老公在外边玩女人
772
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:45,720
你就叫我装瞎子的
773
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,200
人家已经在后悔了
774
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:49,520
要不然的话
775
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,840
为什么有皇帝不做要做太监呐
776
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,360
跑了加拿大去行医
777
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:55,960
最近又常常回香港还不是想和好？
778
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,440
怎么说，他都是依依的爸爸
779
00:49:58,640 --> 00:49:59,560
又是一个医生
780
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,280
医生又怎么样？会飞呀？
781
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:04,240
怎么都比无业游民好呀
782
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,240
我不需要男人来证明我价值
783
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,400
你从小到大都这样
784
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:10,840
我一言，你就九顶
785
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,720
不顶死我，你不舒服
786
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:14,720
妈！
787
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,000
干吗！
788
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,920
你刚才说的那句是粗话
789
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:46,720
你干什么？
790
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:49,440
我给你画了圈的地方
791
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,120
你打封信去试试看
792
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:56,160
干吗那么紧张，等会再说！
793
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,080
不要疯了
794
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:01,520
我喜欢跟你疯
795
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:06,560
正经一点，
796
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:08,040
你说香港
797
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:11,160
需不需要像我这一类的
798
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:20,520
起来吧，来，起来呀
799
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:22,600
还玩？
800
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:27,560
坐下！
801
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:30,640
试试这家吧！
802
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:31,960
不好！
803
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:34,840
快打呀！
804
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:35,760
不好！
805
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:36,840
乖吗！
806
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:38,680
亲一下！
807
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,520
凌太太！
808
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:00,600
江先生，怎么这么巧？
809
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:03,600
凌太太也喜欢看方舟写的东西？
810
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:04,560
是呀！
811
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,320
我也是方舟的忠实读者
812
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,240
可是他的书，没有什么人买
813
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,520
不要紧，不要紧，
814
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,240
都是死了之后才受人家重视的
815
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,480
方舟的理论性文章，深入浅出
816
00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:23,600
一点都不卖弄学问，故作深奥
817
00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:26,800
他有一本书叫
818
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:30,240
书里边的用词，连小学生都看得懂
819
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:31,960
可是它所包含的哲学
820
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:35,160
可以给人们成千上万的启示
821
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:36,760
麻烦你！
822
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:38,800
你真是太夸奖我！
823
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:40,760
你？！
824
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,480
对，实不相瞒，在下正是方舟
825
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:47,520
你就是方舟？
826
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:48,640
是呀，不错！
827
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,280
快给我签个名吧
828
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,920
好的…谢谢你，借个笔用一下
829
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:56,480
借个笔
830
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:04,920
幸会，幸会！
831
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:06,080
谢谢！
832
00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:07,040
真是太谢谢你了
833
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:08,480
那里…
834
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,680
我叫赵国俊，
835
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,680
很少念遗传工程的人
836
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,960
是呀，因为香港没发展这门学科
837
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:22,640
不错，我们总算找对了人啦！
838
00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:25,040
那就是说你们答应用我了？
839
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,760
是，不过按规矩还得见见我们经理
840
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:29,040
好！…
841
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:33,480
喂！那一位？
842
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:34,600
我还要去见经理
843
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:36,840
我想没有什么问题了，十拿九稳
844
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:37,840
这么快呀？
845
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,000
是呀！
846
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,440
哪今天晚上，我们去哪儿庆祝？
847
00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:43,840
你安排吧，
848
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:45,880
好，那就等我来安排
849
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:54,560
最好明天能交给我
850
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:57,480
好，谢谢你！
851
00:54:58,240 --> 00:54:58,800
薪水方面
852
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,960
在试用期每个月只有五仟块
853
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:02,360
薪水倒没问题
854
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,320
另外还有生活和房屋津贴
855
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:06,120
大概有一万块钱左右
856
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:07,560
有这么多津贴？
857
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:09,040
日本生活指数高嘛
858
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:10,160
要去日本的吗？
859
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:13,520
是的，我们的研究中心是设在东京
860
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:15,960
不过每年你可以回来渡一次假
861
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,440
你们另请高明吧，我不想干了
862
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:26,320
你不干？
863
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:28,200
是的，我不干了，对不起呀！
864
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:44,840
谢谢！
865
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:50,200
谢谢！
866
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:51,120
不客气！
867
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,800
来，恭喜你找到工作
868
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:55,920
恭喜我们订婚
869
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:57,040
订婚？
870
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:58,480
嫁不嫁给我？
871
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:02,200
终身大事，一定要从长计议
872
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:05,160
祝你工作愉快一帆风顺
873
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:12,480
如果我找不到工作
874
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,200
你会不会认为我没出息？
875
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,160
你已经找到了
876
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,360
我们不谈这个问题了
877
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:21,960
开开心心玩一天吧
878
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,680
我想知道，到底发生了什么事？
879
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:37,240
你是关心我，还是关心我的工作？
880
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:38,640
我关心实际
881
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:41,840
凌祖儿！
882
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,480
请你放轻松一点
883
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:44,920
浪漫一点好不好？
884
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:51,240
你一定要破坏气氛，那我就告诉你
885
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:55,480
那份工作谈不成
886
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,720
刚才为什么不说？你说十拿九稳的
887
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,480
我不想扫兴，想让你玩得开心点
888
00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:05,120
问题出在什么地方？
889
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:08,800
他们要我到日本去，
890
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,160
所以我拒绝了他们
891
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:11,360
你…
892
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:16,360
我还以为你会感动的
893
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:21,880
对不起让你失望了
894
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:23,600
伙计！
895
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:27,800
先生！
896
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:29,640
我们的冷盘还要等多久
897
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:30,800
马上来
898
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:41,640
喂！
899
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,320
对不起，打错了
900
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:55,680
喂，你找谁呀？
901
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,560
请问凌祖儿小姐在不在？
902
00:57:58,240 --> 00:57:59,320
找你的
903
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:06,360
喂！
904
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,640
我是立平，
905
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:11,200
我朋友！
906
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:14,120
我到了香港了，
907
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:18,320
好呀，反正我觉得闷，
908
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:19,920
我在王子咖啡室等你
909
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:21,480
拜拜！
910
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:31,280
我要出去一下，你先回去吧
911
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:32,880
约了那个男人？
912
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:42,440
祖儿，你是不是真喜欢我？
913
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:43,760
是呀！
914
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:45,920
那你告诉我，那个男人是谁？
915
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:47,600
我前夫！
916
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:58,400
祖儿！
917
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:09,960
我替你叫了喝的
918
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:11,160
谢谢！
919
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:15,120
我这次回来，可以住久一点
920
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:17,960
让医院炒鱿鱼了
921
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:23,200
我向医院拿了假期
922
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,520
可以在这儿多陪陪你跟依依
923
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:31,040
依依现在很好玩，会说很多话了
924
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:32,440
你有空去看看她
925
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:39,240
我发觉自己很蠢，一件很好的宝贝
926
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:40,920
我不但不珍惜它
927
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:43,280
反而把它放弃了
928
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:47,080
过去的事，不要再提了
929
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:51,600
幸巧我们有的是时间
930
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:55,720
可以从头再开始
931
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:00,640
你一定常跟九十多岁的病人
932
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:01,920
说这两句话吧？
933
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:11,440
祖儿你觉不觉得我改变了？
934
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:17,400
觉得，
935
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:26,720
坦白说，这次我不想空手而回
936
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,240
好呀，最近港币贬值了
937
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,920
你可以多买一点土产回去送人
938
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:38,720
我是说你
939
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:40,520
我？！
940
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:43,560
土是土一点，不过这么久不见了
941
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:45,520
别当面让我下不了台嘛
942
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:19,240
足足一个钟头零二十七分钟
943
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:21,720
你们都离了婚了，
944
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,160
他是我女儿的爸爸
945
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:27,120
虽然离婚了，可是，并不是仇人
946
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:30,880
你们不但不是仇人，还是情人呐
947
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:33,800
你呀，不是吃奶长大的
948
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,200
是吃醋长大的
949
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,080
我们约了明天去看依依
950
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:41,280
我也去！
951
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:47,400
爹倩，你也吃一口
952
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:52,600
真好吃，快去让妈咪吃一口
953
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:53,840
来！
954
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,120
妈咪！
955
01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:58,320
依依！
956
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:00,080
好不好吃呀？
957
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:04,040
小心呀，别把衣服弄脏了
958
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:06,640
妈咪，甜不甜？
959
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:09,000
甜，快吃吧
960
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,080
依依，我们来玩球吧！
961
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:17,360
来！
962
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,400
来…
963
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:38,440
我的球…
964
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:40,720
把球扔过来，请你把球扔给我们
965
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:48,920
我的球，给我…
966
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:54,280
我的球呀，给我！
967
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,040
爹倩，把球给我
968
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:21,320
大哥，你布什么阵？
969
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:23,480
你回来得正好，找了你一天？
970
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:24,400
你上那儿去了
971
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:25,480
什么事呀？
972
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:27,520
你那个朋友来了
973
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:29,080
像机器人一样，三下五除二
974
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:30,160
就把我们存了好几个月
975
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:31,480
的脏衣服洗掉了
976
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:34,320
我怀疑她是洗衣机投胎的
977
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:37,440
难道找上门来了？
978
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:39,400
大哥，你千万别告诉她我回来过
979
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:42,280
阿俊哥，我看见你了
980
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:45,640
珊珊？果然是她
981
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:49,040
珊珊看见你好开心呀
982
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:56,960
为什么这么多的汗，
983
01:03:57,920 --> 01:03:59,880
你去洗个澡，换件衣服好不好？
984
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:02,320
我做了绿豆汤给你喝
985
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:03,760
好…
986
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:07,960
如果有什么事，尽管吩咐珊珊好了
987
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:09,200
没事，没事
988
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:26,400
阿俊哥，珊珊知道你不开心
989
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:28,440
你看见我有那回开心的？
990
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:32,240
不是呀，珊珊知道你这一次不开心
991
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:34,280
跟以前的不开心不一样
992
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:36,360
你怎么知道我搬出沙田了？
993
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:38,200
还好意思说呐
994
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:40,840
你呀，从美国跑回香港来
995
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,640
也不通知珊珊一声
996
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:47,800
不过，珊珊在经过一番努力之下
997
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:51,640
明查暗访才打听到你搬到这儿来了
998
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,520
这样你也不开心呀
999
01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:55,680
是呀！
1000
01:04:56,840 --> 01:05:00,120
我带你到一个地方去，走呀
1001
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:02,200
你一定会很开心的
1002
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:03,040
去那儿呀？
1003
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:04,280
去了你就知道了
1004
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:06,120
快来呀！
1005
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:14,160
进去呀！来呀！
1006
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:18,160
我妈妈！
1007
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:19,400
伯母！
1008
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:20,640
这个是我爸爸
1009
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:21,920
伯父！
1010
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:26,240
过来，我奶奶！
1011
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:27,360
老太太！
1012
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:29,560
这是我姑妈！
1013
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:30,600
陈阿姨！
1014
01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:31,640
我妹妹！
1015
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:32,960
陈小姐
1016
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:36,520
来，坐下嘛
1017
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:40,480
阿俊哥
1018
01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:44,960
是珊珊在美国最要好的男…朋友呀
1019
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:47,360
珊珊在信里常常提到你
1020
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:49,000
又说我什么坏话
1021
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:51,400
不是，她在信里老夸你
1022
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:55,160
珊珊说，她能够嫁给你就最好了
1023
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:57,640
我不来了，奶奶
1024
01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:59,800
你把人家的秘密说出来了
1025
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:06,920
赵先生，我们家里没男孩
1026
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:09,200
珊珊就等于我半个儿子
1027
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:11,680
可不，看你的样子，就知道了
1028
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:14,800
你好坏，又笑我
1029
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:17,560
就是因为这样，
1030
01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:21,720
那我们在粉岭、上水、元朗
1031
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:23,600
那几家海味铺子
1032
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:26,040
还有海鲜酒家，跟杂货店
1033
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:28,360
就全都交给你管理了
1034
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:31,040
不过，你们第一个儿子
1035
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:32,720
就要跟我们姓陈
1036
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:35,520
也好让我们姑子归宗嘛！
1037
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:47,000
祖儿…
1038
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:48,960
我现在要出去
1039
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,160
又约了那家伙？
1040
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,200
我带依依到庄臣俱乐部去游泳
1041
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:59,760
你先上去吧，钥匙在老地方，拜拜
1042
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:22,360
依依真聪明
1043
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:28,520
好不好玩？
1044
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:30,240
爸爸抱，来
1045
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:39,960
张医生，凌小姐，这么巧
1046
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:41,960
我介绍个朋友给你们认识
1047
01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:43,760
陈珊珊，我的朋友
1048
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:46,400
刚刚从美国回来的
1049
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:50,840
不打扰你们天伦之乐了
1050
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,520
好坏呀你
1051
01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:58,680
不要拿水泼我呀
1052
01:07:58,720 --> 01:07:59,760
就泼你，泼你
1053
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:00,800
妈咪！
1054
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:08,160
又干什么？
1055
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:10,400
珊珊知道阿俊哥不开心
1056
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:12,360
跟叫我来游泳的原因了
1057
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:13,920
什么？什么原因？
1058
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:17,960
你是想利用珊珊气那边那个女人啰
1059
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:20,640
神经病，你想到哪儿去了
1060
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:37,760
对不起，真不好意思
1061
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,800
我知道你赶时间的
1062
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:40,840
不要紧
1063
01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:46,360
冰的，喝呀
1064
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:52,320
对不起，还有三文治
1065
01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:53,520
我肚子不饿
1066
01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:54,760
来呀，吃一块嘛！
1067
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:55,680
你吃吧
1068
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:00,320
买这么多东西呀？
1069
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:04,640
是呀，这一包全都是替阿俊买的
1070
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:05,760
给你看看
1071
01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:13,000
有鱿鱼丝啦，太阳饼啦，还有呀
1072
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:15,960
他最喜欢吃的就是这种老婆饼了
1073
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:17,680
你相不相信
1074
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:19,520
一个六尺高的大男人
1075
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:22,040
居然会喜欢吃的就是这种老婆饼了
1076
01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:23,680
他在美国这么多年
1077
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:26,360
全靠我妈从香港给他寄过去的
1078
01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:30,120
他回来了才一个月，我真弄不懂
1079
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:32,680
他的衬衣呀，西装裤呀
1080
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:34,120
全部都不见了
1081
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:37,040
还有内衣呀，内裤呀，也不见了
1082
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:38,840
还要我从头给他再买
1083
01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:40,400
他最喜欢的
1084
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:42,280
就是这个牌子的内衣内裤了
1085
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:47,640
对了，你知不知道我和阿俊
1086
01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:50,600
已经有十三年的朋友关系了
1087
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:53,520
我现在知道了
1088
01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:58,040
他这个人呀没心没肺，
1089
01:10:58,560 --> 01:10:59,760
不过，不知道为什么
1090
01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:02,200
这次他从美国回来了之后
1091
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:04,120
好像整个人都变了
1092
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:08,520
他哥哥跟我呀，不知道多担心呀！
1093
01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:10,320
他哥哥没有跟我提过呀
1094
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:13,520
那当然了，你们只是同事关系嘛？
1095
01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:16,520
我们两家的孩子，
1096
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:17,280
而且我跟阿俊…
1097
01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:18,680
你们的关系我明白
1098
01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:22,520
凌小姐，果然是个聪明人
1099
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:29,560
凌小姐，我们大家都是女人
1100
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:34,720
你的人生经验，跟你的社会经验
1101
01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:37,240
不用说也比我们俩丰富
1102
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:39,840
你应该知道，阿俊发生了什么事
1103
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:44,600
他的感情，一直都很脆弱
1104
01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:47,160
很容易会崩溃的
1105
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:49,960
虽然你很有魅力
1106
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:54,800
不过，你又有前夫
1107
01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:58,080
又有女儿，又离过婚
1108
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:00,720
他受不了这种刺激的
1109
01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:04,680
陈小姐，
1110
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:08,040
那你错了，茶花女里边，芒的爸爸
1111
01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:09,800
也是这样帮他的儿子的
1112
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:17,400
陈小姐，我明白你的意思
1113
01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:19,400
你这么快就明白了？
1114
01:12:20,440 --> 01:12:22,560
那你一定会跟他表明态度了
1115
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:28,800
我不知道，我要上班了
1116
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:30,800
谢谢你这番话，跟你的汽水
1117
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:20,040
妈咪…
1118
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:43,240
你喜欢我，你不喜欢我…
1119
01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:58,320
你喜欢我，你不喜欢我…
1120
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:03,680
你喜欢我，你不喜欢我…
1121
01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:17,360
你喜欢我，你不喜欢我…
1122
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:19,440
妈咪，我喜欢你呀
1123
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:33,240
妈，依依睡着了
1124
01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:42,760
乖…立平呐？
1125
01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:43,960
我没约他
1126
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:53,840
妈，你是不是在恋爱呀？
1127
01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:56,920
我怎么知道是不是啦
1128
01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:04,360
你的眼神跟神采，
1129
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:09,040
你知不知道你现在多年轻，多漂亮
1130
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:13,280
女儿看妈妈，总是好的啦
1131
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:35,560
丽荷呀，对上了可以唱了
1132
01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:05,000
妈，你改变口味啦？
1133
01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:06,880
怎么会喜欢吃这种东西了？
1134
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:10,160
不是我吃的，那个傻瓜
1135
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:11,640
他的咀刁得要命
1136
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:13,640
喜欢吃稀奇古怪的东西
1137
01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:18,080
我们是不是快了一点？
1138
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:20,880
情到浓时有什么快和慢
1139
01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:24,200
妈，你们俩个有什么打算？
1140
01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:25,520
没有呀！
1141
01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:28,080
会不会结婚呀？
1142
01:16:29,520 --> 01:16:30,600
不知道呀
1143
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:33,320
妈，轮到我给你忠告了
1144
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:35,440
什么？
1145
01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:37,160
你丧偶，他未婚
1146
01:16:37,480 --> 01:16:39,200
两个没有阻碍的中年人
1147
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:41,280
结婚是最佳的爱情目标
1148
01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:43,680
你考虑考虑吧！
1149
01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:49,160
这都怪你，介绍一个色狼给我
1150
01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:50,680
烦死人了
1151
01:16:52,160 --> 01:16:55,600
不用烦，就凭你的魅力
1152
01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:58,760
色狼，也会变成羔羊的
1153
01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:02,920
那么呐，你怎么样？
1154
01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:05,280
无可奉告
1155
01:17:39,440 --> 01:17:41,800
老板，这一个就是凌祖儿
1156
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:45,280
升了副创作总监之后的处女作
1157
01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:46,640
拍得还不错！
1158
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:51,200
不错是不错，只不过有点毛病
1159
01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:52,920
什么毛病？
1160
01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:56,000
你不觉得太女性化了吗？
1161
01:17:57,600 --> 01:17:59,680
女性化？这个是卫生棉广告呀
1162
01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:01,920
你根本是欲加之罪，何患无词
1163
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:05,280
我是老板，我有权提意见！
1164
01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:09,400
你用过再提意见吧！
1165
01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:21,520
没有这么严重吧？
1166
01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:24,080
老板来叫我跟你说
1167
01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:27,160
从新设计重拍，两个星期以后起货
1168
01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:41,240
我们先走了，拜拜！
1169
01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:42,440
拜拜！
1170
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:43,920
喂！
1171
01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:46,280
最近跟你前夫怎么样？
1172
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:49,760
你来找我，就是问我这些事
1173
01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:52,560
要不怎么，跟你讨论大亚湾核电厂
1174
01:18:52,720 --> 01:18:53,680
应不应该建立呀？
1175
01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:55,320
阿俊，我不想吵架
1176
01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:56,360
难道我想吗？
1177
01:18:57,920 --> 01:18:59,360
我们两个需要冷静一下
1178
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:01,320
情况太复杂了
1179
01:19:01,480 --> 01:19:03,720
是复杂，人家丈夫没回来
1180
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:05,200
我是代替品
1181
01:19:05,440 --> 01:19:06,560
现在人家丈夫回来了
1182
01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:08,920
我算什么？纸尿片呀？
1183
01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:15,080
随便你怎么想
1184
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,160
不过我再声明一次
1185
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:18,920
我现在是单身女人
1186
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:21,280
那我们怎么办？
1187
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:26,440
我也想知道，不过现在看起来
1188
01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:28,920
那位陈小姐，比我更适合你
1189
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:30,160
她？
1190
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:34,040
好好珍惜你的青梅竹马吧
1191
01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:37,640
是不是真心话？
1192
01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:39,200
我什么时候跟你耍过花枪？
1193
01:19:39,480 --> 01:19:40,840
你不是耍花枪，你用的是灭声枪
1194
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,160
杀了人没人知道
1195
01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:46,360
这里是公共场所，
1196
01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:07,360
谢谢你的花！
1197
01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:12,200
坐呀！
1198
01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:16,080
你喝了酒啦？
1199
01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:19,440
刚才跟朋友吃饭，喝了一点
1200
01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:24,280
真是想不到，我们谈恋爱的时候
1201
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:25,960
在厓啰街买的东西
1202
01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:27,720
你居然保存到现在
1203
01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:30,440
挺别致的，舍不得扔
1204
01:20:33,440 --> 01:20:37,160
还记得吗？那天我们逛完了厓啰街
1205
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:39,760
接着去大浪湾
1206
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:42,720
然后，我第一次吻你
1207
01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:43,680
不记得了
1208
01:20:47,160 --> 01:20:47,440
不要！
1209
01:20:47,480 --> 01:20:48,520
你不要再骗我了
1210
01:20:49,520 --> 01:20:50,600
如果说你对我没有感情
1211
01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:52,520
就不会保留以前的东西
1212
01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:54,760
你…
1213
01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:59,840
你听着，那个小伙子根本不适合你
1214
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:01,440
你们不会有结果的
1215
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:08,320
我以前的坏习惯全改掉了
1216
01:21:08,360 --> 01:21:09,720
为了依依，我们重新开始
1217
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:10,800
不！
1218
01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:09,640
我是不是再没有机会了？
1219
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:23,080
对不起！
1220
01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:44,600
喂！
1221
01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:45,800
祖儿！
1222
01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:49,880
发生什么事呀？
1223
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:52,480
我…
1224
01:22:52,680 --> 01:22:53,680
我马上来！
1225
01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:01,080
妈，发生什么事了？
1226
01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:05,960
到底是怎么回事嘛？
1227
01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:20,560
丽荷，生命诚可贵，爱情价更高
1228
01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:23,120
若为自由故，两者皆可抛
1229
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:26,000
干吗？他想搞法国大革命呀？
1230
01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:30,040
你还不明白吗？
1231
01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:33,120
他不肯结婚，走掉了！
1232
01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:38,440
这都怪你
1233
01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:39,240
我？
1234
01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:41,640
都是你教我，跟他提结婚的事
1235
01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:45,800
人家是一个艺术家，
1236
01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:48,640
过柴、米、油、盐的夫妻生活
1237
01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:51,200
他要走，你留也留不住呀
1238
01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:52,920
你还是会有第二春的嘛
1239
01:23:53,440 --> 01:23:56,960
没了，没了，什么春都没了
1240
01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:01,480
你又乱讲话了
1241
01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:06,760
你上哪儿去了？
1242
01:24:07,480 --> 01:24:08,520
去找姓江的算账
1243
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:30,840
自从康德把美跟道德分开了之后
1244
01:24:31,080 --> 01:24:32,840
美的地位就大大的提高了
1245
01:24:33,320 --> 01:24:35,800
美又分为视觉美跟灵欲美？
1246
01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:37,720
江先生，什么叫灵欲美？
1247
01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:40,920
这灵跟欲要举个例子出来
1248
01:24:41,080 --> 01:24:42,080
你们才会明白的
1249
01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:44,200
凌祖儿…
1250
01:24:44,240 --> 01:24:45,280
你过来！
1251
01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:47,680
这么厉害，怎么回事？
1252
01:24:48,280 --> 01:24:49,200
你们先回去吧！
1253
01:24:49,440 --> 01:24:50,560
走吧！
1254
01:24:51,160 --> 01:24:52,200
你跟我妈到底怎么回事？
1255
01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:56,960
她跟我提出要结婚
1256
01:24:57,640 --> 01:24:58,840
凌祖儿，你是知道的
1257
01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:02,520
我是一个艺术家，
1258
01:25:03,240 --> 01:25:05,360
家庭生活只会影响我的灵感
1259
01:25:05,920 --> 01:25:09,080
自由对于我来说，比婚姻还更重要
1260
01:25:09,280 --> 01:25:10,240
艺术家又怎么样？
1261
01:25:10,320 --> 01:25:12,200
艺术家吃屎拉饭？有异能呀？
1262
01:25:12,760 --> 01:25:14,360
我从来没有答应过她什么嘛
1263
01:25:15,520 --> 01:25:17,040
你没有答应过她什么？
1264
01:25:17,560 --> 01:25:19,640
那我问你，你写的那些肉麻情书
1265
01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:22,800
还有，你们在一起看日出，赏月亮
1266
01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:24,840
弹结他，唱情歌
1267
01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:27,000
在她床上灵欲春宵，
1268
01:25:29,720 --> 01:25:31,480
你有没有想过，一样一样加起来
1269
01:25:31,680 --> 01:25:33,200
对个感情专一的女人来说
1270
01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:34,640
难道没有特别意义吗？
1271
01:25:35,320 --> 01:25:38,400
你啊，只求现场效果
1272
01:25:38,480 --> 01:25:40,200
当她家的打开的鸡笼子
1273
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:42,240
说来就来，要走就走
1274
01:25:43,320 --> 01:25:45,000
自己有个十三年的女朋友
1275
01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:47,160
还在那儿做情圣，耍风流
1276
01:25:48,480 --> 01:25:49,920
你当她白痴来耍她？
1277
01:25:50,440 --> 01:25:51,320
十三年的女朋友？
1278
01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:53,880
我警告你，你不要再去搔扰她
1279
01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:55,680
如果再让我看见你在她家出现
1280
01:25:55,880 --> 01:25:57,120
小心你身首异处
1281
01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:06,560
江先生
1282
01:26:06,640 --> 01:26:09,000
这是不是灵与欲的最佳例证呀？
1283
01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:07,600
妈！
1284
01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:34,080
不要哭了！
1285
01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:50,160
我能进来吗？
1286
01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:57,600
丽荷…
1287
01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:20,920
妈，我先走了！
1288
01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:32,960
我是来投降的
1289
01:28:47,640 --> 01:28:50,800
看来爱情比自由更可贵
1290
01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:25,520
等我一会再去机场好了
1291
01:30:02,080 --> 01:30:04,720
还把钥匙放在那儿？
1292
01:30:05,920 --> 01:30:06,880
我忘了！
1293
01:30:10,640 --> 01:30:12,040
我以为你故意放在那儿
1294
01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:13,520
等我浪子回头呐
1295
01:30:14,280 --> 01:30:15,600
你不是断了线的风筝吗？
1296
01:30:17,080 --> 01:30:18,440
我是来向你说再见的
1297
01:30:21,440 --> 01:30:22,200
上哪儿去呀？
1298
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:23,840
去日本！
1299
01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:25,320
一个人去？
1300
01:30:26,720 --> 01:30:27,520
是！
1301
01:30:29,440 --> 01:30:30,720
你说过不想离开香港的
1302
01:30:32,120 --> 01:30:34,880
香港不喜欢我，自作多情没意思
1303
01:30:38,120 --> 01:30:41,000
你这么快就放弃，
1304
01:30:43,040 --> 01:30:45,720
不知道呀，又没人教我该怎么做
1305
01:30:49,600 --> 01:30:51,480
为什么你不能主动一定要人教你呐
1306
01:30:51,640 --> 01:30:52,840
你又不是小孩子
1307
01:30:57,920 --> 01:31:01,640
对呀，我这么壮，
1308
01:31:01,800 --> 01:31:02,840
干吗还要人教？
1309
01:31:07,040 --> 01:31:08,840
好了，计程车在等我呐
1310
01:31:14,680 --> 01:31:15,840
你保重！
1311
01:31:41,440 --> 01:31:45,960
你，你不会忘记香港吧？
1312
01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:49,600
你只想说这句话呀？
1313
01:31:49,800 --> 01:31:54,000
还有，我妈跟江先生
1314
01:31:54,160 --> 01:31:56,040
一会在坚道天主堂结婚
1315
01:31:57,080 --> 01:31:58,680
他们终于心想事成了
1316
01:32:00,600 --> 01:32:03,680
他们真幸运，替我恭喜他们
1317
01:32:11,920 --> 01:32:12,960
再见！
1318
01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:36,720
新郎新娘出来了
1319
01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:40,320
好漂亮…
1320
01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:43,440
新娘子真漂亮
1321
01:33:35,560 --> 01:33:36,360
交通警察来干什么？
1322
01:33:36,520 --> 01:33:37,880
这儿没有什么交通意外呀！
1323
01:33:59,280 --> 01:34:01,160
阿里阿多（谢谢）
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