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Before there was sex,
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before there was the city,there was just me,
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Carrie... Carrie Bradshawfrom Castlebury, Connecticut.
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Last night, Harlan and I...
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Harlan Harlan?
My dad's friend Harlan?
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Yes. We're still together.
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I am so smitten with you,
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I wanted to go out of my way to see
your gorgeous face.
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Really,
I couldn't be happier
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that you got into Harvard.
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Do you not love me anymore?
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Maybe I'm just exhausted
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from your endless need
for competition.
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I've been wanting
to move to Laguna full-time.
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I don't know, dad.
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It's a done deal, Sebastian.
You're coming.
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We can make
long-distance work.
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I refuse to say "Good-bye"
because it's not good-bye.
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The Carrie Diaries 02x09
Under Pressure
Originally Aired January 3, 2014
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==sync, correction by dcdah==
for www.MY-SUBS.com
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It was a new year,
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and with a new year,there comes new pressures...
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Like having my newly rekindledlove living 3,000 miles away.
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Hola! Marisol, um,
is Sebastian there?
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Do you know when he'll be back?
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Okay. Thanks.
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My long-distance relationship
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was definitelynot going gracefully.
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Did Sebastian call?
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You just missed him.
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It seemed like no matter how
hard we tried...
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to make
time for each other...
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Something would intervene.
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Hello?
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Oh, it's you!
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It's really you.
I can't believe it.
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I know.
It was starting to seem
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like the world
didn't want us to talk.
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But the world did...
want us to talk.
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And... and here we are,
talking.
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- Pretty great.
- So great.
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So tell me everything.
What have you been up to?
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How is it with your dad?
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Please deposit
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an additional 35 cents
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to continuethis long-distance call.
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No problem, Mrs. Operator.
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I've got my change purse
right here.
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No. No, no, no.
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No.
Your call will be disconnected
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if you don't depositan additional 35 cents.
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- Carrie, do you have the money?
- I-I thought...
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Hello?!
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♪ Who can explain
the thunder and rain ♪
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No.
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♪ Don't get me wrong ♪
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Kinda have to get to my locker.
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Let me guess...
Nerdling needs to study
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on her lunch break.
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I don't have to study...
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At all.
I got into Harvard.
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Why so blue?
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Realizing your last
cute boyfriend was West
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and you blew that?
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I mean, sure, it feels weird
that we're not together,
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but it feels even weirder
to have gotten into Harvard.
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Why?
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I've been trying to get in
since I came out of the womb.
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And now I did.
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Suddenly I'm
a goal-less wonder.
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What am I supposed to do
till I attend in the fall?
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Kiss lots and lots
of cute boys.
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That's your job.
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Apparently one
I've done too well.
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I realized today that
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the well of eligible bachelors
in this school
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has run dry.
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There's no way
you've dated everyone.
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I have.
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What about David Leventhal?
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Or Kyle Newman?
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Quiz Bowl and Mathletes
over there do not count.
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By "eligible," I mean hot.
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And I've dated them all...
Even Walt, and he's gay.
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It's gonna be a long bust
of a spring semester.
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Look at us...
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Two girls with no purpose.
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Positively shocking to think
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I have something
in common with you.
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Tell me about it.
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Well, well, well.
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I spy with my little eye
something very interesting.
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I thought you said
you dated every eligible guy.
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It's Mini-Bradshaw.
Is she smiling?
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I've known her since she was 5.
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I don't think I've ever
seen her teeth before.
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Finally some titillating
boy intrigue.
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I'm going in for a closer look.
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Have fun with your books, nerd.
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I wish I could.
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I cannot believe you put an M-80
in Mr. London's mailbox.
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That must have been so awesome.
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It popped right off the post.
Went like...
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at least 10 feet in the air.
It was pretty rad.
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Totally rad.
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I gotta get going.
I'll catch you in chemistry?
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Not if I catch you first.
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I mean, uh... see ya.
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Someone looks flushed.
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So you got the hots
for scruffy, huh?
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No. Not really.
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I mean, maybe.
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Whatever.
So what if I do?
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Your sister would never
have the guts
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to chase a bad boy,
but... you're different.
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And since I'm feeling
oh, so generous,
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I'm gonna give you
some free advice.
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Who says I need advice?
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And why are you so invested
in my dating life?
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Wanted to see if my influence
was potent enough
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to help you get your man,
but...
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you're not interested.
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Wait.
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I'm interested.
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Well, you have two options.
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One... you could continue your sad
little hallway flirtation
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for another six months
and pray this goes somewhere.
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What's option two?
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Create a casual,
laid-back situation
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where you can get some time
with your boy
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outside of these
pathetic halls.
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- Like what?
- Hello? Like a party.
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He'll show up,
be drunk or stoned
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'cause that's what guys
like scruffy do,
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and you'll make your move.
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Is anybody having
a party this weekend?
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Not my problem.
I gave you the advice,
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you have to take it
from there.
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And please... don't disappoint.
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Dorrit was suddenly
feeling the pressure
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to make something happen,
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while I was staring atsomething created by pressure.
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What is that?
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It's my gargantuanly
scrumptious engagement ring.
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You're engaged? To who?
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Darling, don't be daft.
To Harlan.
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Oh. I thought
that was just, like,
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- a sex thing.
- Mm, it is.
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But we're also in the throes
of a great love affair...
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he with me,
and me with this ring.
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Wait, so you don't love him?
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J'adore him.
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I just love the ring
one tick more.
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Well, I'm really happy for you.
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Sadly though, it means
my single life
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is now at a tragic end.
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I'll have to subsist
on tales of
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your deliciously
tawdry exploits now.
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- I'm sorry to disappoint.
- Oh, right.
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You don't have deliciously
tawdry exploits.
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What I meant is Sebastian
and I are still together.
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Well, in three months
when you are single,
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you'll have to dish.
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In three months I'll still
be dating Sebastian.
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I know long-distance
can be challenging.
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Sorry, but the moment
that taut, muscular goldilocks
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packed his bags,
that relationship was doomed.
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You're wrong about me
and Sebastian.
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We're gonna be...
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You're gonna be
the exception, yeah.
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That's what everyone says.
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But first it's
a few missed calls.
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Then it's a few
missed weekends.
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Then... you're not bothering
to call at all.
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Well, that's not gonna be us.
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Or worse...
one of you moves for the other.
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Why would that be worse?
That would be great.
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Mnh-mnh. Moving
puts way too much pressure
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on the relationship.
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After that, they start
resenting you
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for every little thing
that goes wrong.
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Ohh.
Next thing you know,
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you sleep with their brother,
and they're shouting at you,
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"I moved for you!
I moved for you!"
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Good God, man. Relax.
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Well, both of us are still
in high school,
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so I don't think
either one of us
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will be moving anywhere
for each other.
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So then it's the slow ride into
no relationship for you two.
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That's a shame.
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Girls!
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Come on down!
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What's up, dad?
This better be good.
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You interrupted me
doing nothing.
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Well, I won't keep you long.
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I know how much
doing nothing means to you.
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But I have been assigned
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to a highly confidential case
this weekend.
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I mean, Harlan won't give me
many details...
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that's how important it is...
but based on the secrecy,
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I am thinking
Fortune 500 merger.
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That's great.
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Yeah. I am officially
back with the big boys.
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Still wondering why I'm here.
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You are here because by being
put on this case,
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I'll be gone all weekend,
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which means I'll be leaving
you girls alone in the house
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tomorrow night.
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Now, Miss Meade
will be checking in,
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and I'll have my cell phone
with me, which means
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I'll be reachable at all times.
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This is a test,
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and I expect you to handle it
responsibly.
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If not, Miss Meade will be
right across the street
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to let me know.
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We can handle it, dad.
I promise.
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Brownnoser. I'd totally
have a party,
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but with Carrie here
to be my buzzkill,
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I'll just go to Audrey's.
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Fine. I'll probably
see a movie with Mouse.
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- Be home early.
- Fun.
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Sorry to miss it.
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Okay, good. Sounds like
this is gonna work out.
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But if you try to pull anything,
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- there will be hell to pay.
- Got it.
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Hear ya loud and clear.
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No funny business.
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Sebastian, my dad's
out of town this weekend.
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So get your butt
on the next plane.
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We have the whole house
to ourselves.
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Huge party at my house
tomorrow.
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Yeah, tell everyone.
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- Hello?
- Hey, Mouse.
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Still up for seeing
"Out of Africa" tonight?
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Sebastian couldn't make it?
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When I finally
got in touch with him,
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he said he'd already
told Garret
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he'd go on a boating trip
with him this weekend.
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It was really short notice.
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I guess I just hoped he'd make
a huge romantic gesture
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and drop everything
to be with me.
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It's been almost a month
since we've seen each other.
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It's not like he lives
around the corner.
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- Laguna is far.
- I know.
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I just...
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Larissa kind of got in my head.
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Maybe she's right.
Maybe I'll never...
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see him again.
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That's probably Miss Meade
coming to check in on me.
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This is gonna be a fun day.
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I'll be right with you.
One sec.
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Miss me, Bradshaw?
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You came!
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Is that Sebastian?
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Yeah, bye.
256
00:09:25,570 --> 00:09:27,570
This is the best surprise ever.
257
00:09:27,572 --> 00:09:30,005
And in that moment, I was sure
258
00:09:30,007 --> 00:09:32,441
Larissa knew nothingabout me and Sebastian
259
00:09:32,443 --> 00:09:35,344
and long-distance love.
260
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Hey.
261
00:09:41,285 --> 00:09:42,484
Rager at my house tonight.
262
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- Sweet.
- You should come.
263
00:09:46,956 --> 00:09:49,291
You and your buddy, I mean.
264
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It's gonna be huge.
265
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- Awesome.
- We'll be there.
266
00:09:52,963 --> 00:09:55,130
Okay. Cool.
267
00:09:55,132 --> 00:09:58,667
While Dorrit braced herselffor an exciting evening,
268
00:09:58,669 --> 00:10:01,203
my dad was about to walk into some
excitement of his own.
269
00:10:01,205 --> 00:10:02,638
Hey.
270
00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:04,640
Only, it wasn't the kindhe was expecting.
271
00:10:04,642 --> 00:10:05,741
I'm glad you could make it.
272
00:10:05,743 --> 00:10:07,075
All right, so who's the client?
273
00:10:07,077 --> 00:10:09,177
M.C.I.? P&G?
One of the Ma Bells?
274
00:10:09,179 --> 00:10:11,213
- Me.
- Huh?
275
00:10:11,215 --> 00:10:14,883
And... me.
276
00:10:14,885 --> 00:10:18,253
I... I thought I was here
because of a big merger.
277
00:10:18,255 --> 00:10:19,488
Well, you are.
278
00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:21,723
One between me
and my Nubian Princess.
279
00:10:21,725 --> 00:10:25,627
I'm the princess, and I'm very Nubian.
280
00:10:25,629 --> 00:10:28,830
I'm leaving.
281
00:10:28,832 --> 00:10:31,933
I might be able to get home
in time to watch "Magnum, P.I."
282
00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:33,969
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
283
00:10:33,971 --> 00:10:35,103
Please.
284
00:10:35,105 --> 00:10:36,705
- You gotta do this.
- Do what?
285
00:10:36,707 --> 00:10:38,807
Help us bang out a prenuptial.
286
00:10:38,809 --> 00:10:40,876
I don't practice
that kind of law.
287
00:10:40,878 --> 00:10:43,278
You need a legitimate
unbiased family lawyer
288
00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,447
to mediate this.
Not me. Not a friend.
289
00:10:45,449 --> 00:10:48,650
No, Tommy, I need you
because you're my friend.
290
00:10:48,652 --> 00:10:51,753
Look, this woman...
291
00:10:51,755 --> 00:10:54,289
she is under my skin.
292
00:10:54,291 --> 00:10:55,590
I'm head over heels for her.
293
00:10:55,592 --> 00:10:57,659
If you're not here
to protect my interests,
294
00:10:57,661 --> 00:10:59,694
I might give up everything.
295
00:11:01,330 --> 00:11:02,797
Oh, come on.
296
00:11:02,799 --> 00:11:05,400
We'll order dinner in from...
Oh, Shun Lee.
297
00:11:05,402 --> 00:11:07,569
On me.
298
00:11:07,571 --> 00:11:10,238
You double my hourly rate,
you got a deal.
299
00:11:11,641 --> 00:11:13,441
Sold.
300
00:11:32,695 --> 00:11:35,062
I know I said
long-distance was fine,
301
00:11:35,064 --> 00:11:37,532
but honestly,
I missed you so much,
302
00:11:37,534 --> 00:11:40,268
I physically hurt.
I felt the same way.
303
00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:42,236
I didn't want to be
without you anymore.
304
00:11:44,873 --> 00:11:47,975
So your dad wasn't mad
that you missed your boat trip?
305
00:11:47,977 --> 00:11:49,710
No.
306
00:11:49,712 --> 00:11:51,779
He understood how much
I wanted to see you.
307
00:11:58,487 --> 00:12:00,755
How long do you think
you can stay?
308
00:12:00,757 --> 00:12:03,791
I'm not just here
for the weekend, Carrie.
309
00:12:03,793 --> 00:12:05,493
I'm here for good.
310
00:12:05,495 --> 00:12:07,161
I'm moving back.
311
00:12:09,364 --> 00:12:11,132
That's a good thing, right?
312
00:12:11,134 --> 00:12:15,069
Of course. No, that's a...
a great thing.
313
00:12:15,071 --> 00:12:17,171
It's just... wow. I...
314
00:12:17,173 --> 00:12:18,772
I wasn't expecting that.
315
00:12:25,347 --> 00:12:28,582
- Did you hear something?
- No.
316
00:12:32,855 --> 00:12:34,655
Okay, yeah, I heard something.
317
00:12:34,657 --> 00:12:36,724
Oh, no.
318
00:12:36,726 --> 00:12:38,659
I wonder if Dorrit came home.
319
00:12:38,661 --> 00:12:40,294
Hey, when's your dad
coming back?
320
00:12:40,296 --> 00:12:41,662
Hang on.
I'll be right back.
321
00:12:41,664 --> 00:12:43,897
Party! Let's do this!
322
00:12:54,809 --> 00:12:57,010
Brought the booze! Party's on!
323
00:12:57,012 --> 00:12:58,879
Dorrit?!
324
00:13:07,965 --> 00:13:09,274
It turns out Dorrit's home...
325
00:13:09,394 --> 00:13:11,983
along with 15 of
her closest friends.
326
00:13:12,103 --> 00:13:14,603
- Oh, boy.
- I'll be right back.
327
00:13:14,605 --> 00:13:16,972
♪ We ain't gonna take it ♪
328
00:13:16,974 --> 00:13:20,242
♪ no, we're not gonna take it ♪
329
00:13:20,244 --> 00:13:21,677
♪ Anymore
330
00:13:21,679 --> 00:13:23,846
Many words havemany different meanings.
331
00:13:23,848 --> 00:13:26,748
For example... "Rager,"a slang term for
332
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:29,451
an out-of-controlhouse party...
333
00:13:29,453 --> 00:13:31,887
Sorry.
334
00:13:31,889 --> 00:13:35,057
And for the feelings I washaving towards my sister.
335
00:13:35,059 --> 00:13:37,993
So you lied about spending
the night at Audrey's, huh?
336
00:13:37,995 --> 00:13:39,127
Looks like you lied, too.
337
00:13:39,129 --> 00:13:40,395
You weren't even supposed
to be here.
338
00:13:40,397 --> 00:13:42,064
I planned on going
to a movie with Mouse,
339
00:13:42,066 --> 00:13:43,665
and then Sebastian
surprised me and...
340
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:45,400
that's not the point.
341
00:13:45,402 --> 00:13:47,102
How could you let this happen?
342
00:13:47,104 --> 00:13:48,503
Dad's away.
It's a party.
343
00:13:48,505 --> 00:13:49,738
What's your damage?
344
00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:52,641
My damage is I have Sebastian
waiting for me upstairs
345
00:13:52,643 --> 00:13:55,010
and a beer-fueled apocalypse
happening downstairs.
346
00:13:55,012 --> 00:13:58,287
Have Sebastian come down.
He loves a party.
347
00:13:58,407 --> 00:14:01,716
No. He loves his girlfriend
and wanted time with her...
348
00:14:01,718 --> 00:14:05,086
alone time...
and you're ruining that.
349
00:14:05,088 --> 00:14:06,721
Not much you can do
about that now.
350
00:14:06,723 --> 00:14:08,156
Oh, that's where you're wrong.
351
00:14:08,158 --> 00:14:09,824
This party is finito!
352
00:14:09,826 --> 00:14:11,059
Coming through.
Watch out!
353
00:14:11,061 --> 00:14:12,193
Are you kidding me?
354
00:14:12,195 --> 00:14:13,428
- I got the kegs!
- Yeah.
355
00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:14,896
Good luck with that, dork.
356
00:14:14,898 --> 00:14:18,433
Mark my words, in five minutes,
this place is gonna be empty.
357
00:14:18,435 --> 00:14:22,070
15, 16, 17, 18...
You got it, bro!
358
00:14:22,072 --> 00:14:24,372
19, 20, 21!
359
00:14:26,576 --> 00:14:28,543
Whoo!
360
00:14:28,545 --> 00:14:29,944
Ugh. How did this happen?
361
00:14:29,946 --> 00:14:31,279
- Whoo!
- Yes!
362
00:14:31,281 --> 00:14:32,280
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
363
00:14:32,282 --> 00:14:34,015
- Carrie!
- Oh, Mouse!
364
00:14:34,017 --> 00:14:35,216
What are you doing here?
365
00:14:35,218 --> 00:14:36,651
I was at the diner
when I heard a couple of kids
366
00:14:36,653 --> 00:14:38,453
talking about ordering,
like, ten kegs
367
00:14:38,455 --> 00:14:39,787
to the Bradshaw house.
368
00:14:39,789 --> 00:14:41,556
Oh, no. More kegs?
369
00:14:41,558 --> 00:14:42,991
When they said Dorrit
was having a party,
370
00:14:42,993 --> 00:14:44,759
I ran over here to warn you.
371
00:14:44,761 --> 00:14:46,160
But judging
by the look of things,
372
00:14:46,162 --> 00:14:48,563
- I'm a little late.
- Yeah, just a bit.
373
00:14:48,565 --> 00:14:50,098
Is this totally ruining
your night with...
374
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:53,134
- Sebastian!
- Hey, Mouse. Long time no see.
375
00:14:53,136 --> 00:14:55,636
Oh!
376
00:14:55,638 --> 00:14:57,605
I know.
So glad you're visiting.
377
00:14:57,607 --> 00:14:59,507
Back for good, actually.
378
00:14:59,509 --> 00:15:01,375
That's amazing
379
00:15:01,377 --> 00:15:03,845
and so exciting for you guys.
380
00:15:03,847 --> 00:15:05,546
Yeah, nothing doing in Cali,
381
00:15:05,548 --> 00:15:08,983
and this feels right...
me and my Bradshaw.
382
00:15:08,985 --> 00:15:10,151
Yeah.
383
00:15:10,153 --> 00:15:12,787
It... it's great he's back,
isn't it?
384
00:15:12,789 --> 00:15:13,988
But right now
I need to focus on
385
00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:16,424
getting these people
ou this house.
386
00:15:16,426 --> 00:15:17,825
Uh, Carrie,
there's no stopping this.
387
00:15:17,827 --> 00:15:19,927
Parties like these... they just
keep growing and growing.
388
00:15:19,929 --> 00:15:21,996
Like mold.
389
00:15:23,832 --> 00:15:25,733
Hey, so let's get outta here...
390
00:15:25,735 --> 00:15:28,703
go to a hotel.
Have some time to ourselves.
391
00:15:28,705 --> 00:15:30,838
Sebastian, I can't leave.
392
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:31,972
It's only a house party.
393
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,974
It's like a rite of passage
for Dorrit.
394
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,643
Don't you want to be with me?
395
00:15:35,645 --> 00:15:37,978
Of course, but I have to make
sure my house isn't destroyed,
396
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,548
which is looking
more and more likely.
397
00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:43,284
Now if you'll excuse me,
I think someone is trying
398
00:15:43,286 --> 00:15:44,718
to pee in that vase over there.
399
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,555
Hey, you!
400
00:15:47,557 --> 00:15:49,356
You! That's not a bathroom!
401
00:15:49,358 --> 00:15:51,058
As I tried to smooth over
402
00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:54,561
the disaster that had becomemy house,
403
00:15:54,563 --> 00:15:56,730
things were goingsurprisingly smoothly
404
00:15:56,732 --> 00:15:59,566
between Harlan and Larissa.
405
00:15:59,568 --> 00:16:00,601
Wow.
406
00:16:00,603 --> 00:16:02,836
Dare I say,
we are flying through this.
407
00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:04,938
I told you this would
be painless.
408
00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:07,841
On to clause 38...
Uh, both parties agree
409
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:11,912
that there will be...
410
00:16:11,914 --> 00:16:13,881
sexual intercourse
411
00:16:13,883 --> 00:16:17,317
every Tuesday, Thursday,
Friday, and Saturday mornings
412
00:16:17,319 --> 00:16:19,319
at 8:30 A.M.
413
00:16:19,321 --> 00:16:21,221
I prefer the term
"Carnal Lovemaking."
414
00:16:21,223 --> 00:16:22,756
And don't forget Sundays
at 5:00 P.M.
415
00:16:22,758 --> 00:16:24,057
Unless the Giants are playing.
416
00:16:24,059 --> 00:16:25,292
Then it should be
after the game,
417
00:16:25,294 --> 00:16:26,526
even if there's overtime.
418
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:31,131
Okay. I will note it
as such.
419
00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:33,634
Uh, if either party
fails to meet said requirement,
420
00:16:33,636 --> 00:16:34,835
they will be in breach
421
00:16:34,837 --> 00:16:36,870
of the spousal duties
and responsibilities clause.
422
00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:38,672
Perfect.
423
00:16:38,674 --> 00:16:41,875
Swell. Moving on
to clause 39...
424
00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:44,845
In the event that Harlan
commits any act of infidelity,
425
00:16:44,847 --> 00:16:48,682
Larissa will accept
one baby tiger as penance
426
00:16:48,684 --> 00:16:49,716
for his wrongdoing?
427
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,918
Seems equitable.
428
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,887
But wait. You... you know
that Harlan can't actually
429
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:55,055
buy you a baby...
430
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,257
Uh...
431
00:16:57,259 --> 00:16:59,359
I know people.
432
00:17:00,528 --> 00:17:02,495
All right.
Uh, that concludes
433
00:17:02,497 --> 00:17:04,798
the fidelity portion
of the agreement.
434
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:08,068
Last up... the division
of marital assets
435
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,202
in the case of divorce.
436
00:17:09,204 --> 00:17:11,538
No matter what happens,
I keep all my Warhols.
437
00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:13,740
Of course. And I get to keep
my race cars.
438
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:16,676
Mm, goes without saying,
but should be in writing.
439
00:17:16,678 --> 00:17:18,712
I keep my collection
of exotic orchids.
440
00:17:18,714 --> 00:17:20,814
And I keep my international
porn collection.
441
00:17:20,816 --> 00:17:23,416
Oh, uh, I'll miss that
if we break up.
442
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:25,051
And if we split up,
443
00:17:25,053 --> 00:17:26,653
I get to keep my gorgeous
bachelor pad.
444
00:17:26,655 --> 00:17:28,121
I'm sorry, sweetheart, but...
445
00:17:28,123 --> 00:17:29,856
You're gonna have to move out.
446
00:17:29,858 --> 00:17:31,591
Under no circumstances.
447
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,660
Come again?
448
00:17:33,662 --> 00:17:35,862
But if we divorce,
you want to keep my apartment?
449
00:17:35,864 --> 00:17:37,130
Absolutely not.
450
00:17:37,132 --> 00:17:39,465
I have zero intention
of moving in there at all.
451
00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:41,768
Well, if you think I'm moving
into your loft...
452
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,003
Don't be ridiculous.
453
00:17:44,005 --> 00:17:45,438
Uh, wait...
454
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,273
Are you expecting
that you and Harlan
455
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,841
will get a new place together?
456
00:17:48,843 --> 00:17:51,344
I don't expect us
to live together at all.
457
00:17:51,346 --> 00:17:52,845
Huh?
458
00:17:52,847 --> 00:17:54,113
What do you mean,
not live together?
459
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:57,183
Isn't that a given?
I mean, you're marrying him.
460
00:17:57,185 --> 00:17:58,985
Not for me, it isn't.
461
00:17:58,987 --> 00:18:00,653
I will not live with him.
462
00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:03,856
What the hell
are you talking about?
463
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:12,164
Cool party. Sure.
Thanks for coming.
464
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,233
I'm Scott.
465
00:18:14,235 --> 00:18:15,868
Great.
466
00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:17,169
Nick's friend.
467
00:18:18,171 --> 00:18:19,605
You invited us at the diner.
468
00:18:19,607 --> 00:18:22,174
Right. Right.
469
00:18:22,176 --> 00:18:24,210
You here with Nick? He said
he's coming a little later.
470
00:18:24,212 --> 00:18:26,412
Oh. Okay, cool.
471
00:18:26,414 --> 00:18:28,180
So how do you and Nick
know each other?
472
00:18:28,182 --> 00:18:30,549
Uh, we played soccer together
at Davis Middle.
473
00:18:30,551 --> 00:18:32,251
We've been buds ever since.
474
00:18:32,253 --> 00:18:34,186
Oh. Nick's into sports?
475
00:18:34,188 --> 00:18:35,921
Not so much anymore,
476
00:18:35,923 --> 00:18:37,456
unless you consider
partying a sport.
477
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:38,891
That's the only kind I like.
478
00:18:38,893 --> 00:18:40,059
Who wants to get
all rah-rah over something
479
00:18:40,061 --> 00:18:41,594
that makes you really sweaty?
480
00:18:41,596 --> 00:18:43,762
I run cross-country, so...
481
00:18:43,764 --> 00:18:44,964
Then you're lame.
482
00:18:44,966 --> 00:18:47,900
You say it like it is.
483
00:18:47,902 --> 00:18:50,369
You don't have to talk to me
if it bugs you.
484
00:18:50,371 --> 00:18:52,738
No! I like it. I mean,
I run cross-country,
485
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,473
so it's not really
all rah-rah.
486
00:18:54,475 --> 00:18:56,075
It's more like...
487
00:18:56,077 --> 00:18:57,609
Zoning out while exploring.
488
00:18:57,611 --> 00:18:59,044
It's actually kind of peaceful.
489
00:18:59,046 --> 00:19:01,880
- That sounds nice.
- Plus it keeps my head clear,
490
00:19:01,882 --> 00:19:03,816
which can get...
pretty cloudy
491
00:19:03,818 --> 00:19:06,051
with all my other, uh,
extracurricular activities.
492
00:19:08,322 --> 00:19:10,823
Speaking of cloudy,
493
00:19:10,825 --> 00:19:12,391
here comes Nick
with the party favors.
494
00:19:12,393 --> 00:19:14,359
Hey, Scott.
495
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,461
'Sup, Nick?
Glad you could make it.
496
00:19:16,463 --> 00:19:19,097
Me, too.
Looks like a wild party.
497
00:19:19,099 --> 00:19:20,265
How about we start it off
right?
498
00:19:20,267 --> 00:19:21,733
Brownie?
499
00:19:21,735 --> 00:19:23,568
Sure!
500
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,374
Just to be clear,
these are pot brownies.
501
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:30,642
No doy, runner boy.
502
00:19:30,644 --> 00:19:32,077
You'll be so destroyed.
503
00:19:36,182 --> 00:19:37,382
Thanks.
504
00:19:40,553 --> 00:19:42,754
- Holy crap.
- What's up?
505
00:19:42,756 --> 00:19:44,556
Nothing. Be right back.
Don't move.
506
00:19:52,799 --> 00:19:54,432
There you are.
507
00:19:54,434 --> 00:19:55,800
Yep, here I am.
508
00:19:55,802 --> 00:19:58,003
Oh, man. I think
I'm gonna be sick.
509
00:19:58,005 --> 00:19:59,271
Ugh!
510
00:19:59,273 --> 00:20:02,741
Dealing with the vomitorium
that has become my home.
511
00:20:04,945 --> 00:20:08,079
Look... I'm sorry I couldn't
make tonight work.
512
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:11,516
- I missed you.
- I know. I've missed you, too.
513
00:20:11,518 --> 00:20:13,718
But since you're back,
there's no need to rush.
514
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:14,652
We've got time together.
515
00:20:14,654 --> 00:20:17,789
Yeah, but... hey.
516
00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:19,958
Is something bothering you?
517
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,093
- No...
- Carrie?
518
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:25,797
We have a problem.
Miss Meade is here.
519
00:20:30,746 --> 00:20:33,809
♪ Now we rockthe party and come correct ♪
520
00:20:33,811 --> 00:20:35,444
♪ all cuts are on timeand rhymes connect ♪
521
00:20:35,446 --> 00:20:37,346
♪ got the right to voteand will elect ♪
522
00:20:37,348 --> 00:20:41,083
♪ and other rappers can'tstand us but give us respect ♪
523
00:20:41,435 --> 00:20:43,002
- Miss Meade?
- Oh.
524
00:20:43,004 --> 00:20:46,672
Hi. Um...
I-I like your cardigan.
525
00:20:46,674 --> 00:20:49,174
Oh. Oh, don't you
"Hi" me.
526
00:20:49,176 --> 00:20:51,510
Your father leaves you alone
for one night,
527
00:20:51,512 --> 00:20:52,544
and you go and do this.
528
00:20:52,546 --> 00:20:55,013
You girls are in
so much trouble.
529
00:20:55,015 --> 00:20:56,515
It's not what
it looks like.
530
00:20:56,517 --> 00:20:59,485
- Well, it looks like a party.
- Well, that's actually true.
531
00:20:59,487 --> 00:21:00,586
- Mom?
- But if you just listen to us
532
00:21:00,588 --> 00:21:02,721
- for one second.
- Listen to you? Why?
533
00:21:02,723 --> 00:21:04,189
We can explain.
534
00:21:04,191 --> 00:21:05,657
Oh, you'll be doing
all your explaining
535
00:21:05,659 --> 00:21:07,125
to your father.
536
00:21:07,127 --> 00:21:09,928
Young man?
Stay away from that.
537
00:21:11,999 --> 00:21:14,132
- Come on, Mouse.
- - Come on, Mouse. You can do it!
538
00:21:14,134 --> 00:21:15,567
The greatest...
539
00:21:17,571 --> 00:21:19,571
Nice playin', Mouse!
540
00:21:19,573 --> 00:21:21,373
You ain't seen nothing yet!
541
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:22,708
Oh, I'm gonna come back here
542
00:21:22,710 --> 00:21:26,778
and take you all
one-by-one.
543
00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:28,413
You must be crushed.
544
00:21:28,415 --> 00:21:30,015
Drinking at a party
instead of competing
545
00:21:30,017 --> 00:21:31,917
for a spot
at an Ivy League School?
546
00:21:31,919 --> 00:21:35,153
Actually, I found
something else to compete in.
547
00:21:35,155 --> 00:21:37,522
Beer pong...
and I kick ass at it.
548
00:21:37,524 --> 00:21:40,659
It's all about calculating
the angle of the shot.
549
00:21:44,731 --> 00:21:46,564
You seem weirdly happy, too.
550
00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:48,400
Decide to go back
for sloppy seconds
551
00:21:48,402 --> 00:21:50,802
with one of your pretty boy
Castlebury bachelors?
552
00:21:50,804 --> 00:21:52,404
Haven't even flirted.
553
00:21:52,406 --> 00:21:53,905
And I feel great.
554
00:21:53,907 --> 00:21:56,741
I would actually say
I'm having a really good time.
555
00:21:56,743 --> 00:21:59,344
With no man to put
your claws into?
556
00:21:59,346 --> 00:22:00,879
I'm as surprised as you are.
557
00:22:00,881 --> 00:22:02,614
I watched two girls
get into a catfight,
558
00:22:02,616 --> 00:22:06,151
and I talked to the Jens
and I actually listened.
559
00:22:06,153 --> 00:22:09,621
Did you know they have, like,
thoughts and feelings?
560
00:22:10,991 --> 00:22:14,559
- That part was totally boring.
- Yes.
561
00:22:14,561 --> 00:22:16,461
I'd imagine with the Jens,
that really would be.
562
00:22:16,463 --> 00:22:18,596
- Mm.
- Well...
563
00:22:18,598 --> 00:22:20,898
I better get back to being
a beer pong champion.
564
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,934
Please, champion?
565
00:22:22,936 --> 00:22:24,135
Clearly, you've never
had me across the table
566
00:22:24,137 --> 00:22:26,471
as your competition.
I would decimate you.
567
00:22:26,473 --> 00:22:28,339
Bring it, Bimbo.
568
00:22:28,341 --> 00:22:29,607
Oh, I will.
569
00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:31,009
While a competitionwas heating up
570
00:22:31,011 --> 00:22:32,643
between Mouse and Donna...
571
00:22:32,645 --> 00:22:34,879
Dorrit and I
were trying to dial Miss Meade down
572
00:22:34,881 --> 00:22:36,647
to a simmer.
573
00:22:36,649 --> 00:22:38,750
I've called three times
and still no answer.
574
00:22:38,752 --> 00:22:41,519
Well, he's bound
to pick up sooner or later.
575
00:22:41,521 --> 00:22:43,020
Why isn't my phone working?
576
00:22:43,022 --> 00:22:44,455
Terrible reception
this high up.
577
00:22:44,457 --> 00:22:45,490
Besides, Tommy,
578
00:22:45,492 --> 00:22:47,925
I need your full focus
and attention.
579
00:22:47,927 --> 00:22:49,861
Can you please do what I asked?
580
00:22:49,863 --> 00:22:51,028
This is important.
581
00:22:51,030 --> 00:22:54,031
- Really?
- Yeah.
582
00:22:54,033 --> 00:22:57,435
Larissa?
583
00:22:58,971 --> 00:23:01,639
Harlan wants you to know
that he'll only be
584
00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:03,841
speaking to you through me now.
585
00:23:03,843 --> 00:23:05,810
Well, you tell Harlan
586
00:23:05,812 --> 00:23:07,378
that there's nothing left
to talk about.
587
00:23:07,380 --> 00:23:09,914
I'm not moving.
588
00:23:09,916 --> 00:23:11,315
Harlan, Larissa says th...
589
00:23:11,317 --> 00:23:13,184
Oh, God, you know what?
No, this is ridiculous.
590
00:23:13,186 --> 00:23:15,252
You two are acting
like children.
591
00:23:15,254 --> 00:23:16,287
She started it.
592
00:23:16,289 --> 00:23:17,621
- Did not.
- Did, too.
593
00:23:17,623 --> 00:23:18,923
Enough!
594
00:23:18,925 --> 00:23:21,025
Harlan, I need to have
a moment alone with Larissa.
595
00:23:21,027 --> 00:23:21,959
Please leave.
596
00:23:21,961 --> 00:23:23,794
- What... I-I could...
- Now.
597
00:23:23,796 --> 00:23:25,663
Fine.
598
00:23:29,769 --> 00:23:32,303
Is everything okay?
Who's the old lady?
599
00:23:32,305 --> 00:23:33,370
Our nosy neighbor
600
00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:34,938
who's totally gonna
bust our asses.
601
00:23:34,940 --> 00:23:36,206
We're doomed.
602
00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:37,241
Excuse me.
603
00:23:37,243 --> 00:23:39,476
Oh. Excuse me,
young man.
604
00:23:39,478 --> 00:23:40,577
Who are you?
605
00:23:40,579 --> 00:23:42,880
I'm one of the few people
that the girls
606
00:23:42,882 --> 00:23:44,815
actually invited over tonight.
607
00:23:44,817 --> 00:23:47,050
I think they're embarrassed
to admit
608
00:23:47,052 --> 00:23:48,919
that this totally
got out of hand.
609
00:23:48,921 --> 00:23:50,354
The girls just wanted to invite
610
00:23:50,356 --> 00:23:52,322
- a couple friends over.
- Oh. A couple of friends.
611
00:23:52,324 --> 00:23:53,991
You see,
when one of Dorrit's friends
612
00:23:53,993 --> 00:23:55,893
found out that her dad
was out of town,
613
00:23:55,895 --> 00:23:57,561
they told
some of their friends,
614
00:23:57,563 --> 00:23:58,829
and word spread.
615
00:23:58,831 --> 00:24:00,130
You know how it is.
616
00:24:00,132 --> 00:24:03,934
High schoolers
can be so selfish.
617
00:24:03,936 --> 00:24:05,502
♪ I'm a nuclear boy ♪
618
00:24:05,504 --> 00:24:07,537
We were just gonna
have people over
619
00:24:07,539 --> 00:24:08,772
to watch "Star Search."
620
00:24:08,774 --> 00:24:10,807
Oh, I love "Star Search."
621
00:24:10,809 --> 00:24:12,442
We do, too, but then all
these people showed up,
622
00:24:12,444 --> 00:24:14,611
and when we asked them to leave,
they wouldn't.
623
00:24:14,613 --> 00:24:17,447
It was peer pressure,
Miss Meade.
624
00:24:17,449 --> 00:24:19,516
Peer pressure.
625
00:24:19,518 --> 00:24:20,584
Total peer pressure.
626
00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:23,987
Kids can be so cruel...
627
00:24:23,989 --> 00:24:26,123
Teasing you,
putting itching powder
628
00:24:26,125 --> 00:24:28,558
in your bra during gym class,
629
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,160
standing you up on prom night,
630
00:24:30,162 --> 00:24:32,128
after I bought
the perfect dress.
631
00:24:32,130 --> 00:24:34,498
And instead, I end up
in my living room,
632
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:37,000
dancing with my dad.
633
00:24:37,002 --> 00:24:39,236
That's very specific.
634
00:24:39,238 --> 00:24:41,271
But yes.
635
00:24:41,273 --> 00:24:43,139
I know what we should do.
636
00:24:43,141 --> 00:24:44,074
We'll call the police.
637
00:24:44,076 --> 00:24:46,309
No!
638
00:24:46,311 --> 00:24:49,079
Uh, that would just make things
worse for us.
639
00:24:49,081 --> 00:24:50,580
I-if we kick everyone out
like that,
640
00:24:50,582 --> 00:24:51,848
we'll be forever known
as the losers
641
00:24:51,850 --> 00:24:53,216
who couldn't handle
a fun party.
642
00:24:53,218 --> 00:24:56,152
Oh, you poor girls.
This is just awful.
643
00:24:56,154 --> 00:24:58,721
I feel for you.
644
00:24:58,723 --> 00:25:00,123
Oh, no.
Uh, Missus...
645
00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,724
Oh, it's Miss.
646
00:25:01,726 --> 00:25:04,060
I never married.
I wanted to.
647
00:25:04,062 --> 00:25:06,296
Never happened.
648
00:25:06,298 --> 00:25:08,064
Oh, I'm... I'm really sorry.
649
00:25:08,066 --> 00:25:09,399
That must be hard.
650
00:25:09,401 --> 00:25:10,600
It is.
651
00:25:10,602 --> 00:25:13,303
Thank you for being
so understanding.
652
00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:15,104
You're very nice girls.
653
00:25:15,106 --> 00:25:16,806
We try to be.
654
00:25:16,808 --> 00:25:17,974
And now...
655
00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:21,477
I'd like to help you.
Let me play the heavy.
656
00:25:21,479 --> 00:25:24,947
I'll clear these kids out,
one at a time,
657
00:25:24,949 --> 00:25:26,949
and you won't be to blame.
658
00:25:26,951 --> 00:25:29,786
Thank you... so much,
Miss Meade.
659
00:25:29,788 --> 00:25:31,521
You really get it.
660
00:25:31,523 --> 00:25:35,324
I do, don't I?
Now...
661
00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:37,126
Hey, you!
662
00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:43,099
Keep an eye on her.
663
00:25:45,103 --> 00:25:47,503
I cannot believe
she ate a whole brownie.
664
00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:48,804
She is gonna be down
for the count
665
00:25:48,806 --> 00:25:50,339
in about 20 minutes.
666
00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:52,375
Awesome!
667
00:25:52,377 --> 00:25:55,745
Um, do you wanna play
quarters or something?
668
00:25:55,747 --> 00:25:56,912
Cool.
669
00:25:56,914 --> 00:25:58,514
Give us a minute?
670
00:25:58,516 --> 00:25:59,915
♪ Boy
671
00:25:59,917 --> 00:26:03,019
uh, I'll go get some beers.
672
00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:05,688
I don't wanna ruin
what is clearly going well
673
00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:08,023
for you with cute and nice
over there,
674
00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:09,492
but I thought that
flock of seagulls boy
675
00:26:09,494 --> 00:26:12,761
with the grouchy attitude
was more your speed.
676
00:26:12,763 --> 00:26:13,829
He is.
677
00:26:13,831 --> 00:26:15,130
Scott's a friend.
678
00:26:15,132 --> 00:26:16,832
Oh, your boy didn't show, huh?
679
00:26:16,834 --> 00:26:18,033
No, he did.
680
00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:19,935
And you're wasting your time,
not to mention
681
00:26:19,937 --> 00:26:22,771
destroying your house,
so you can hang with a friend?
682
00:26:22,773 --> 00:26:25,241
Oh, you disappoint me.
683
00:26:25,243 --> 00:26:26,675
Have I taught you nothing?
684
00:26:26,677 --> 00:26:30,079
I'm taking my time.
Finding the right moment.
685
00:26:30,081 --> 00:26:31,614
People who wait
for the right moment
686
00:26:31,616 --> 00:26:33,615
end up waiting forever.
687
00:26:33,617 --> 00:26:35,150
With a party this crazy...
688
00:26:35,152 --> 00:26:37,853
Ain't gonna last
too much longer.
689
00:26:37,855 --> 00:26:40,456
I'm guessing the cops show
within the next hour.
690
00:26:40,458 --> 00:26:42,124
- So...
- I'd get busy.
691
00:26:42,126 --> 00:26:43,392
On it.
692
00:26:43,394 --> 00:26:45,027
Make me proud.
693
00:26:45,029 --> 00:26:46,328
And when it's over,
I want details.
694
00:26:46,330 --> 00:26:48,330
I will be out back
playing beer pong with Mouse.
695
00:26:49,699 --> 00:26:50,966
I'm sorry, what?
696
00:26:50,968 --> 00:26:53,035
Don't ask.
697
00:26:53,037 --> 00:26:54,503
How'd you even know I was here?
698
00:26:54,505 --> 00:26:56,004
You're so uninterested
in my life,
699
00:26:56,006 --> 00:26:57,606
I'm surprised you knew
where to look.
700
00:26:57,608 --> 00:26:59,608
Your father filled me in
on everything.
701
00:26:59,610 --> 00:27:01,777
The two of you
have one little tiff,
702
00:27:01,779 --> 00:27:02,744
and you run away?
703
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,413
You have to go back tomorrow.
704
00:27:04,415 --> 00:27:05,647
I'm not living
with him anymore.
705
00:27:05,649 --> 00:27:06,815
Not after what happened.
706
00:27:06,817 --> 00:27:07,883
Here we go!
707
00:27:07,885 --> 00:27:10,218
The two of you love drama,
don't you?
708
00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:12,421
It's why I couldn't
stay married to him.
709
00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:14,089
I can't do drama.
710
00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:15,490
I need a peaceful home.
711
00:27:15,492 --> 00:27:18,293
Which is why you cannot
come live with me.
712
00:27:18,295 --> 00:27:19,895
That was never the plan.
713
00:27:19,897 --> 00:27:22,430
You... you think I would ever
live with you
714
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,432
and that boyfriend of yours?
715
00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:25,500
Husband!
716
00:27:25,502 --> 00:27:27,402
Lucas and I are married.
717
00:27:27,404 --> 00:27:28,770
Fine, mom.
718
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:31,139
Either way, I was never
gonna live with you. Ever.
719
00:27:31,141 --> 00:27:33,475
So where exactly do you
think you'll be living?
720
00:27:33,477 --> 00:27:34,509
What are you gonna do?
721
00:27:34,511 --> 00:27:35,911
Move in with
your little girlfriend?
722
00:27:35,913 --> 00:27:38,413
It's none of your business.
723
00:27:38,415 --> 00:27:39,714
As usual.
724
00:27:39,716 --> 00:27:42,350
Just like your father,
you have no plan.
725
00:27:42,352 --> 00:27:44,919
Just flying by
the seat of your pants.
726
00:27:44,921 --> 00:27:46,621
Well, that isn't gonna
work for me.
727
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:47,922
Come Sunday,
728
00:27:47,924 --> 00:27:50,425
you are getting on a plane
and going back to your dad.
729
00:27:50,427 --> 00:27:51,726
I will not.
730
00:27:51,728 --> 00:27:53,294
I'm 18 years old,
and you can't control
731
00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:54,596
what I choose to do anymore.
732
00:27:54,598 --> 00:27:56,831
And based on what a terrific
parent you've been,
733
00:27:56,833 --> 00:27:59,000
I don't see why I should
take orders from you.
734
00:27:59,002 --> 00:28:01,302
I'm done here.
735
00:28:03,340 --> 00:28:06,174
You're Carrie, right?
The girlfriend?
736
00:28:06,176 --> 00:28:07,208
Yeah.
737
00:28:07,210 --> 00:28:10,278
Well, good luck with him.
738
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,447
He's all yours.
739
00:28:15,751 --> 00:28:17,819
Suddenly,I realized that Sebastian
740
00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,687
was a pressure cooker.
741
00:28:19,689 --> 00:28:21,856
I just hoped he wouldn't blow.
742
00:28:21,858 --> 00:28:23,357
I'm gettin' it, dude!
743
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:25,193
No, dude, dude,
you can't keep doing that.
744
00:28:25,195 --> 00:28:28,162
- No, man, hey, stop.
- You gotta let go.
745
00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:30,064
- You can't do that!
- Come on. Ohh!
746
00:28:30,066 --> 00:28:31,132
Oh, no!
747
00:28:31,134 --> 00:28:32,366
- Ohh!
- Aah!
748
00:28:38,808 --> 00:28:41,676
Unfortunately,something else did.
749
00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:48,388
My dad's latest bimbo
hit on me.
750
00:28:48,508 --> 00:28:50,908
And yesterday, when I told him,
751
00:28:50,910 --> 00:28:52,943
she lied and said
I came on to her.
752
00:28:52,945 --> 00:28:55,412
Of course, Garret believes her
753
00:28:55,414 --> 00:28:57,248
because he's known her
for two whole minutes,
754
00:28:57,250 --> 00:28:59,650
and she's got fake double D's.
755
00:28:59,652 --> 00:29:01,452
I'm just his son.
756
00:29:01,454 --> 00:29:04,755
Why didn't you tell me
in the first place?
757
00:29:04,757 --> 00:29:06,123
That I'm an idiot?
758
00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:08,158
That I moved to Laguna
thinking I might
759
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,628
actually have one parent
who cared about me?
760
00:29:11,630 --> 00:29:13,497
That doesn't make you an idiot.
761
00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:17,801
Sometimes I just wanna
kill Garret.
762
00:29:17,803 --> 00:29:20,504
Why does he keep
doing this to you?
763
00:29:20,506 --> 00:29:23,040
Because he's never
gonna change.
764
00:29:23,042 --> 00:29:25,175
That's why I had
to get out of there.
765
00:29:25,177 --> 00:29:29,413
The only place I wanted
to be was... with you.
766
00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:34,618
In a way, I'm relieved
767
00:29:34,620 --> 00:29:36,520
to know that you
didn't move back
768
00:29:36,522 --> 00:29:38,188
only because of me.
769
00:29:38,190 --> 00:29:42,726
That pressure freaked me out.
770
00:29:42,728 --> 00:29:44,928
I kinda sensed that.
771
00:29:44,930 --> 00:29:47,764
I'm not so good
at hiding my feelings.
772
00:29:47,766 --> 00:29:49,166
And you shouldn't.
773
00:29:49,168 --> 00:29:50,300
I always wanna know
what's going on
774
00:29:50,302 --> 00:29:51,568
in that head of yours.
775
00:29:51,570 --> 00:29:54,971
Even if it's hard for me
to say,
776
00:29:54,973 --> 00:29:57,407
or hard for you to hear?
777
00:29:57,409 --> 00:30:00,811
Even if.
778
00:30:05,716 --> 00:30:08,985
I feel like, every time
something goes wrong,
779
00:30:08,987 --> 00:30:10,720
I'm the person you lean on.
780
00:30:10,722 --> 00:30:13,790
And I'm glad that you
feel like you can.
781
00:30:13,792 --> 00:30:17,494
You always should
when you need to.
782
00:30:17,496 --> 00:30:20,030
But sometimes I feel like
that can be
783
00:30:20,032 --> 00:30:24,300
a lot for me, for us.
784
00:30:26,270 --> 00:30:29,539
I can't always put stuff aside
to be there for you.
785
00:30:29,541 --> 00:30:33,443
I know that,
and I don't want you to,
786
00:30:33,445 --> 00:30:35,311
especially on a night
like tonight,
787
00:30:35,313 --> 00:30:36,846
when you're dealing
with the party from hell.
788
00:30:37,816 --> 00:30:39,115
It really is, isn't it?
789
00:30:39,117 --> 00:30:43,119
Oh, this one is going down
in Castlebury history.
790
00:30:43,121 --> 00:30:44,520
That's what I was afraid of.
791
00:30:46,958 --> 00:30:48,057
I gotta go do something.
792
00:30:48,059 --> 00:30:49,826
Where you going?
793
00:30:50,828 --> 00:30:53,563
To take some of
the pressure off of you.
794
00:30:58,001 --> 00:31:01,504
Larissa, I have known you
to be an interesting,
795
00:31:01,506 --> 00:31:04,574
intelligent...
strange woman,
796
00:31:04,576 --> 00:31:06,952
who has had a wonderful
influence on my daughter,
797
00:31:07,072 --> 00:31:09,828
which is why this is all
so confusing for me.
798
00:31:09,948 --> 00:31:13,282
Isn't part of being married
about living with the person
799
00:31:13,284 --> 00:31:15,117
that you're going to
spend your life with?
800
00:31:15,119 --> 00:31:17,587
I mean, why won't you
move in with Harlan?
801
00:31:17,589 --> 00:31:20,523
I don't wanna live with him
because I'm afraid
802
00:31:20,525 --> 00:31:22,792
if I move in,
I'll become a person
803
00:31:22,794 --> 00:31:25,127
who has nothing
of herself left,
804
00:31:25,129 --> 00:31:26,329
and that scares me.
805
00:31:26,331 --> 00:31:27,563
Wait, but what do you mean?
806
00:31:27,565 --> 00:31:30,433
Moving in doesn't mean
you become less you.
807
00:31:30,435 --> 00:31:32,935
And yet it does.
808
00:31:32,937 --> 00:31:34,837
Because before long,
you dissolve
809
00:31:34,839 --> 00:31:36,972
into the relationship.
810
00:31:36,974 --> 00:31:39,141
First, you give up your place.
811
00:31:39,143 --> 00:31:41,844
Then you start
giving up your taste, hmm?
812
00:31:41,846 --> 00:31:47,449
Compromising on furniture,
clothes, where you eat.
813
00:31:47,451 --> 00:31:50,319
Then one day you're just
an appendage to someone else...
814
00:31:50,321 --> 00:31:52,555
No thoughts and no life
of your own.
815
00:31:54,324 --> 00:31:57,293
I feel like without a space
that is just mine,
816
00:31:57,295 --> 00:31:58,927
I'll disappear.
817
00:32:02,465 --> 00:32:03,966
Okay.
818
00:32:03,968 --> 00:32:05,834
Okay, then I think
I have a solution.
819
00:32:05,836 --> 00:32:07,636
All right? Harlan.
820
00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:14,243
Larissa is afraid...
821
00:32:14,245 --> 00:32:16,311
that if she moves in with you,
822
00:32:16,313 --> 00:32:20,582
she will lose everything
that makes her life special.
823
00:32:21,484 --> 00:32:24,219
Sweetie, I mean, I had no idea.
824
00:32:24,221 --> 00:32:25,787
I mean...
825
00:32:25,789 --> 00:32:30,158
I always want you to have
this big, spectacular life,
826
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,461
right down to all those
knickknacks and tchotchkes
827
00:32:32,463 --> 00:32:34,029
you like to keep at your place.
828
00:32:34,031 --> 00:32:36,965
Good, then you won't mind
buying her her own apartment
829
00:32:36,967 --> 00:32:38,133
in your building.
830
00:32:41,571 --> 00:32:43,271
Seems like the perfect excuse
831
00:32:43,273 --> 00:32:45,140
to buy out my jerk
of a next door neighbor.
832
00:32:45,142 --> 00:32:48,577
I mean, we could even
put a-a door in to attach
833
00:32:48,579 --> 00:32:50,512
our two places.
834
00:32:50,514 --> 00:32:51,613
Baby, what do you say?
835
00:32:51,615 --> 00:32:53,849
I say give me the decorator
of my choice,
836
00:32:53,851 --> 00:32:56,384
with an unlimited budget,
and it sounds divine!
837
00:32:56,386 --> 00:32:58,153
All right, it's settled! Yes,
we figured it out!
838
00:33:00,557 --> 00:33:02,857
I am so happy to be
marrying you,
839
00:33:02,859 --> 00:33:04,226
my feral little minx.
840
00:33:04,228 --> 00:33:05,393
Mmm...
841
00:33:09,232 --> 00:33:10,732
I'm... I'm
a... I'm gonna be...
842
00:33:10,734 --> 00:33:12,067
going home now.
843
00:33:12,069 --> 00:33:15,070
Oh, nonsense!
It's 3:00 A.M.!
844
00:33:15,072 --> 00:33:17,639
You have your own suite
across the hall.
845
00:33:17,641 --> 00:33:20,742
Keys on the table,
room service on me.
846
00:33:20,744 --> 00:33:22,844
All right,
well, you two enjoy yourselves.
847
00:33:22,846 --> 00:33:24,979
I'm just... I'm gonna...
I'll be in my room,
848
00:33:24,981 --> 00:33:28,683
which is way over here,
way far, far away.
849
00:33:28,685 --> 00:33:29,784
You might still...
850
00:33:29,786 --> 00:33:30,919
Wanna find some earplugs.
851
00:33:30,921 --> 00:33:32,620
Oh!
852
00:33:32,622 --> 00:33:34,355
Aah!
853
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,260
Hey, there you are.
I've been looking for ya.
854
00:33:39,262 --> 00:33:41,930
You wanna play quarters?
855
00:33:43,433 --> 00:33:45,933
I've got a better idea.
856
00:34:02,151 --> 00:34:03,451
Cops are coming!
857
00:34:03,453 --> 00:34:05,119
- Everybody run!
- What?
858
00:34:05,121 --> 00:34:06,254
Everybody run!
859
00:34:06,256 --> 00:34:08,723
Get out of here!
They're gonna bust us!
860
00:34:08,725 --> 00:34:09,790
Get out of here!
861
00:34:09,792 --> 00:34:12,426
Come on, get out
while you still can! Run!
862
00:34:14,197 --> 00:34:15,563
I guess I should go.
863
00:34:15,565 --> 00:34:17,531
No, you don't.
You're coming with me.
864
00:34:17,533 --> 00:34:19,467
Come on, people! Go!
865
00:34:20,536 --> 00:34:22,003
Now the cops are coming?
866
00:34:22,005 --> 00:34:24,505
Perfect. My dad is going
to murder us.
867
00:34:24,507 --> 00:34:25,906
No cops. I made it up.
868
00:34:25,908 --> 00:34:28,809
Oh, thank you.
869
00:34:31,313 --> 00:34:32,780
I believe these are yours.
870
00:34:32,782 --> 00:34:37,751
I love these sunglasses.
871
00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:46,093
So what should we do now?
872
00:34:46,095 --> 00:34:48,662
Well, we don't have
to do anything.
873
00:34:48,664 --> 00:34:51,065
We can clean this all up later.
874
00:34:51,067 --> 00:34:53,734
Well, since we're not
cleaning up until later,
875
00:34:53,736 --> 00:34:56,704
I have a couple thoughts on what
we could do right now.
876
00:34:56,706 --> 00:34:58,672
Oh, you do?
877
00:34:59,574 --> 00:35:02,209
Come on, Kydd.
Let's go upstairs.
878
00:35:02,211 --> 00:35:04,478
Oh, right this second?
879
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,046
Look who's putting
the pressure on now.
880
00:35:06,048 --> 00:35:08,715
I think you can handle it.
881
00:35:20,075 --> 00:35:25,245
The morning aftera big bash can be exciting...
882
00:35:28,015 --> 00:35:31,217
or surprising.
883
00:35:32,853 --> 00:35:34,454
What's the rush?
884
00:35:34,456 --> 00:35:35,855
Oh, I gotta go.
885
00:35:35,857 --> 00:35:38,491
If my girlfriend finds out,
she'll totally dump me.
886
00:35:38,493 --> 00:35:41,127
You have a girlfriend?
887
00:35:41,129 --> 00:35:42,862
Yeah. I thought you knew.
888
00:35:42,864 --> 00:35:44,697
I did not.
889
00:35:44,699 --> 00:35:45,932
Oh.
890
00:35:45,934 --> 00:35:47,500
You're such a jerk.
891
00:35:47,502 --> 00:35:49,736
Get the hell outta here.
892
00:35:54,675 --> 00:35:59,512
It can also createstrange bedfellows.
893
00:36:07,087 --> 00:36:08,254
This never happened.
894
00:36:08,256 --> 00:36:10,356
Agreed.
895
00:36:10,358 --> 00:36:13,226
But you're kind of
a good snuggler.
896
00:36:13,228 --> 00:36:15,628
You, too.
897
00:36:22,537 --> 00:36:24,770
I was wondering where you were.
898
00:36:24,772 --> 00:36:26,806
Just figured I'd get
a jump start on the day,
899
00:36:26,808 --> 00:36:29,842
clean up, take some things
off your plate.
900
00:36:29,844 --> 00:36:31,777
I made some coffee.
901
00:36:31,779 --> 00:36:34,513
Thank you.
902
00:36:34,515 --> 00:36:36,282
I also called my dad
this morning.
903
00:36:36,284 --> 00:36:37,483
We talked it out.
904
00:36:37,485 --> 00:36:39,952
Okay. Are you going back?
905
00:36:39,954 --> 00:36:42,121
No,
we both agreed that our relationship
906
00:36:42,123 --> 00:36:44,123
probably works better
long distance.
907
00:36:44,125 --> 00:36:46,659
He's gonna give me an allowance
908
00:36:46,661 --> 00:36:48,093
to find a place in Manhattan,
909
00:36:48,095 --> 00:36:49,128
so I can put down roots.
910
00:36:49,130 --> 00:36:51,530
That's so great! Yay!
911
00:36:51,532 --> 00:36:53,799
Carrie, that was dad
on the phone.
912
00:36:53,801 --> 00:36:55,201
He's coming back in an hour.
913
00:37:05,111 --> 00:37:06,478
We've got work to do.
914
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,881
Well, fun party,
but I'm outta here.
915
00:37:09,949 --> 00:37:12,418
Pressure can take usto some messy places.
916
00:37:12,420 --> 00:37:15,054
If we bottle it up,it can explode.
917
00:37:15,056 --> 00:37:19,825
♪ Last night a little dancer,
she came dancin' to my door ♪
918
00:37:19,827 --> 00:37:21,894
If we only try to alleviate it,
919
00:37:21,896 --> 00:37:24,496
it can lead usto make very bad decisions.
920
00:37:24,498 --> 00:37:26,431
♪ On the floor
921
00:37:26,433 --> 00:37:27,699
♪ she said...
922
00:37:27,701 --> 00:37:30,135
But sometimesthe force created by pressure
923
00:37:30,137 --> 00:37:32,738
pushes us to a placewhere we have to get through
924
00:37:32,740 --> 00:37:33,906
something together.
925
00:37:33,908 --> 00:37:36,742
♪ pray help from above
926
00:37:36,744 --> 00:37:38,176
and often...
927
00:37:38,178 --> 00:37:39,278
♪ Because in the midnight hour
928
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,079
that's when we're at our best.
929
00:37:41,081 --> 00:37:43,782
♪ She cried more, more, more
930
00:37:43,784 --> 00:37:46,852
♪ with a rebel yell
931
00:37:46,854 --> 00:37:48,720
♪ more, more, more
932
00:37:48,722 --> 00:37:50,155
♪ more, more, more
933
00:37:50,157 --> 00:37:53,959
fun night?
934
00:37:53,961 --> 00:37:55,360
Interesting.
935
00:37:55,362 --> 00:37:56,795
Turns out getting into Harvard
936
00:37:56,797 --> 00:37:59,431
got me into some other
weird places.
937
00:37:59,433 --> 00:38:02,467
- I accidentally slept with Donna.
- What?
938
00:38:02,469 --> 00:38:04,836
Relax. We just spooned.
939
00:38:09,575 --> 00:38:11,409
I already tossed
most of the garbage
940
00:38:11,411 --> 00:38:12,344
in the town dumpster.
941
00:38:12,346 --> 00:38:13,545
I'm gonna go return the kegs.
942
00:38:13,547 --> 00:38:14,646
See you later?
943
00:38:14,648 --> 00:38:16,247
You bet.
944
00:38:24,256 --> 00:38:25,423
Girls?
945
00:38:27,561 --> 00:38:29,461
You here?
946
00:38:29,463 --> 00:38:30,528
Hey.
947
00:38:30,530 --> 00:38:32,597
Ah.
948
00:38:32,599 --> 00:38:34,232
How was your night?
949
00:38:34,234 --> 00:38:36,935
Uh, it was, you know,
pretty boring.
950
00:38:36,937 --> 00:38:39,170
Yep. Nothing much
to talk about.
951
00:38:39,172 --> 00:38:40,939
I'm relieved.
952
00:38:40,941 --> 00:38:42,006
I was worried I'd come home
953
00:38:42,008 --> 00:38:43,174
and the house
would be destroyed.
954
00:38:44,778 --> 00:38:47,011
I can't believe you would
think that of us, dad.
955
00:38:47,013 --> 00:38:48,947
Really, I'm insulted.
956
00:38:56,488 --> 00:38:57,889
Girls?
957
00:38:57,891 --> 00:38:59,490
Hi, Tom.
958
00:39:03,762 --> 00:39:06,397
The woman just fell
out of the cupboard?
959
00:39:06,399 --> 00:39:07,865
What did you tell your dad?
960
00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:09,267
Well, Miss Meade
was so embarrassed
961
00:39:09,269 --> 00:39:10,968
that she lied and told my dad
962
00:39:10,970 --> 00:39:13,638
she must've sleepwalked
over to our place.
963
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:14,972
We did leave her
with a spare key.
964
00:39:14,974 --> 00:39:18,042
Which he took back that day.
965
00:39:18,044 --> 00:39:20,378
So... what do you think
about the flat?
966
00:39:20,380 --> 00:39:21,579
I do hope you'll take it.
967
00:39:21,581 --> 00:39:24,582
I dread the thought
of strangers in my space.
968
00:39:24,584 --> 00:39:27,218
It's a bummer
you have to give it up.
969
00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:29,320
Darling, I'm not.
I'm subletting it,
970
00:39:29,322 --> 00:39:30,988
in case it doesn't work out.
971
00:39:30,990 --> 00:39:31,989
Don't tell Harlan.
972
00:39:31,991 --> 00:39:33,557
Your secret's safe with us.
973
00:39:34,861 --> 00:39:36,427
♪ I have a picture
974
00:39:36,429 --> 00:39:38,396
So?
975
00:39:38,398 --> 00:39:43,534
♪ Pinned to my wall
976
00:39:43,536 --> 00:39:45,636
♪ an image of you and of me
977
00:39:45,638 --> 00:39:48,472
I think I can make this work.
978
00:39:48,474 --> 00:39:49,473
Fantastic!
979
00:39:49,475 --> 00:39:51,876
Oh, you are gonna
adore it here.
980
00:39:53,278 --> 00:39:54,378
Well, darling,
981
00:39:54,380 --> 00:39:56,080
it's off to "Interview"
with us.
982
00:39:56,082 --> 00:39:57,781
Oh, Sebastian, stick around,
983
00:39:57,783 --> 00:39:59,917
get a feel for the place,
if you like.
984
00:39:59,919 --> 00:40:02,052
It is about to be yours,
after all.
985
00:40:02,054 --> 00:40:04,054
♪ And we fight and delight
986
00:40:04,056 --> 00:40:05,322
You gonna be good here?
987
00:40:05,324 --> 00:40:07,124
Yeah. I will be.
988
00:40:07,126 --> 00:40:08,258
♪ Cry until dawn
989
00:40:08,260 --> 00:40:13,363
♪ Oh, hold me now
990
00:40:13,365 --> 00:40:17,401
♪ whoa, warm my heart
991
00:40:18,870 --> 00:40:21,672
♪ stay with me
992
00:40:22,975 --> 00:40:27,911
♪ Let loving start,
let loving start ♪
993
00:40:27,913 --> 00:40:29,913
♪ oh, hold me now
994
00:40:29,915 --> 00:40:32,349
It felt likea huge weight had been lifted.
995
00:40:32,351 --> 00:40:34,284
♪ Oh, hold my heart
996
00:40:34,286 --> 00:40:36,720
My relationshipwas no longer long-distance.
997
00:40:36,722 --> 00:40:38,689
♪ Stay with me
998
00:40:38,691 --> 00:40:41,858
And Sebastian had the spacehe needed to start anew.
999
00:40:41,860 --> 00:40:44,995
♪ Let loving start,
let loving start ♪
1000
00:40:44,997 --> 00:40:48,098
For once, I could breathe easy
1001
00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:52,002
because if onlyfor a brief moment...
1002
00:40:52,004 --> 00:40:54,771
I finally felt pressure-free.
1003
00:40:54,773 --> 00:40:56,239
♪ Stay with me
1004
00:40:56,241 --> 00:40:58,341
♪ go on and stay with me
1005
00:40:58,343 --> 00:41:00,527
♪ let loving start
1006
00:41:00,647 --> 00:41:02,016
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