All language subtitles for The.Nanny.S05E04.720p.HMAX.WEBRip.x264-GalaxyTV_track3_eng

Well, I found my gift
for Yetta's bridal shower.

-Aw.
-I got herThe Kama Sutra,
big print edition.

[chuckles] Niles,
she's an elderly woman.

Meanwhile, with her
new bionic hips,

and this page 89
is like a walk in the park.

What did you get
your grandmother?

Oh, I can't afford
to get anything.

I don't know where
all my money goes.

Watch it.

You're gonna spill
on my new Gucci bag.

Oh, Ms. Fine. Oh, that is
a lovely outfit you're wearing.

Oh, you like?
I just bought it.

You're in a good mood
this morning.

Well, why should
I be depressed

just because a woman
three times my age

is getting married before me?

Oh, mazel tov.
You're getting married.

Why on earth is Yetta
getting married at her age?

I was wondering that myself.

I guess it's because
somebody asked her.

Yes, well, she waited
a long time

before rushing into
a second marriage

and that's a very wise thing.

Nanny Fine,

have you, uh,
seen this month's issue
ofPark Place

Oh, who cares?

It's always
some horsey-looking debutante

clutching her
blue-blood fiancé.

Oh, Ms. Babcock,
it's you and Chester.

They did a spread on wealthy
heiresses and their dogs.

Oh, look at this.

I didn't know that you walked
Chester in Central Park.

Oh, not me. Lupe.

That is, till she
up and died on me.

Besides, who's gonna bust me?
The mutt? [laughs]

[growls]

You know, Ms. Babcock,
with all your dough

you really should find
a place to hide that money

before the government
gets it.

How about right here?

Oh, well, Nanny Fine,
if you're strapped for cash,

I have a job that would
utilize your unique talents.

-Oh?
-You know how to use
a pooper-scooper, don't you?

Are you suggesting
that I be your dog-walker?

I'll pay you $10 an hour.

Please. Do you know what I get
paid to watch three children?

Half that. When do I start?

♪ She was working
In a bridal shop ♪

♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪

♪ Til her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪

♪ In one of those
Crushing scenes ♪

♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪

♪ She was out on her fanny ♪

♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪

♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪

♪ She was there to sell make-up
But the father saw more ♪

♪ She had style!
She had flair!
She was there ♪

♪ That's how she became ♪

♪ The Nanny ♪

♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪

♪ Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed? ♪

♪ Now, the father
Finds her beguiling ♪

♪ Watch out C.C. ♪

♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪

♪ Such joie de vivre ♪

♪ She's the lady in red ♪

♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪

♪ The flashy girl
From Flushing ♪

♪ The Nanny named Fran! ♪

Ma, why did you book
Harry's Clam Bar

when Daddy's Elk Lodge
would've been so much better
for Yetta's shower?

Honey, Daddy is not
an Elk anymore.

Sylvia, you told my mother
he was no longer a stallion.

How many clubs
does he belong to?

What's Yetta's fiancé like,
anyway? I never even met him.

What's to meet? He's one of
the alter cockers at the home.

What's an alter cocker?

Well, literally, it means,
old Cock... er Spaniel.

A very affectionate term.

Okay, here's my shower plan.

Look who's planning
her own shower.

Yesterday, you wore
your underpants as a beret.

I don't have to take
that from you.

I'm not even sure
you're mine.

Ms. Fine, Ms. Fine, what seems
to be the problem here?

What problem? It's just three
generations of fine women

planning a shower.

Oh, yes, that's right.

I hear you've already booked
Harry's Clam Bar.

What a pity.
Could have had it here.

[all] Okay.

-Nanny Fine?
-Yeah?

Chester just ate his kibble
and now he needs
to go number two.

Already?

Boy, I should have some of that
kibble for breakfast.

-Here, Frannie.
-What?

I won a whole case
of chocolate ex-lax
playing bingo.

That's a prize?

I guess when you're a senior,

taking ex-lax
is like taking ecstasy.

Fran, this park
is a great place
to scope out guys.

Oh, well, you know, honey,
your father and I
are sort of an item.

He's just waiting
until the time is right.

A-ha! And that pony
Daddy promised me?

-Yeah?
-Glue.

All right. And we're off.

-How's my lipstick? Good?
-Mmm-hmm.

-Hair big enough?
-Blocking the sun.

Perfect. Look sharp.
There's a live one.

Excuse me, miss.

I just had to come over
and tell you,

you have the most beautiful
mother I've seen.

[chuckles] Oh, well,
she's not my mother.

-She's my sister.
-[giggles]

No, I'm her nanny.

-I'm Brian.
-Oh, hi, Brian.

-I'm Fran.
-Hi.

-And this is Gracie.
-Hi.

And this is Chester.

Oh, you look like you could
breed some champions.

Well, all us Fine women
are pretty fertile.

Oh, you meant the dog.
[laughing]

Yeah, my dog's
around here somewhere.

A Dalmatian.
Her name's Dot.

Oh, Dot. That's cute.

Oh, she's over there.

She loves running
around the park with
all the other dogs.

Oh, doesn't that look
fun, Chester?

Here, why don't you go network.
I'll get your collar.

There you go.

Good boy. Go.

[Fran] Play. Good boy.

Oh, Chester, stop it.
Stop that. Don't do that.

Oh, how embarrassing.

If I could do what he's doing,
I'd never leave the house.

Oh, that Chester's
a lucky boy.

He gets to go home
with the world's cutest nanny.

Oh, well, your day may come.

Oh, where's Chester?

-Chester! Chester!
-Chester! Chester!

Where is he?
I don't see him.

You look over there.
I'll check over there
by the phone.

-Chester! Chester!
-Chester! Chester!

Fran, he's gone.

-Chester!
-Chester!

-Chester!
-Chester!

-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God.

Oh, Gracie.

You lost Chester.

Oh, there, there, Ms. Fine.
It's all right.

We'll find him.

Oh, it's not like you lost
one of the children.

Gracie!

I'm here, Fran.

Oh, Gracie.

I just called
the police precinct.

They're sending over Jeff.

-Oh, good.
-Jeff?

Ex-boyfriend,
has his own handcuffs,

looks like a younger
version of you.

Well, I really don't see
any reason to involve
the police right now.

I mean,
Ms. Babcock should just
call the pound first.

Oh, Ms. Babcock.

How am I gonna tell her?
She's gonna be devastated.

She slept with Chester
every night.

Well, on the up side,
she won't be so cramped
in that little basket.

Oh, Ms. Babcock.

I have something to tell you

that is gonna be very hard
for you to take.

You asked her to marry you,
you scum?

-Ten years of my life I have--
-No, no. C.C.

C.C., C.C., Ms. Fine lost
Chester in Central Park.

[sighs deeply]

You scared
the hell out of me.

[doorbell rings]

Oh! Ms. Fine,
Ace Ventura's here.

-Hello, Maxwell.
-Yeah.

Bob's gonna tap
into your phone,
so we can run a trace.

Oh, you're running
a phone trace?

We've been having a series
of Central Park dognappings.

Yeah, we think
they staked out Chester

since he was on the cover
of the magazine.

They?

Yes, well, we believe the perps
are a husband-and-wife team.

[sighs]
My perp's not single?

Oh, Jeff, I can't believe
Chester was kidnapped.

I'm so happy you're here.

Well, have you been working out?
You're like a rock.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Let's-- Let's not forget
the urgency of a missing dog
here, please.

-[telephone ringing]
-[sighs]

Fran, answer.
That could be him.

Oh, my.

I don't want you
to be nervous.

I'm gonna guide you
through this, okay?

She knows how to talk
into a bloody telephone.

Now, see if you recognize
the voice. Okay?

All right.

Hello?

[sighs] I do. It's Ma.

Hi, Ma.

Oh, hold on one minute.
I'm getting a call waiting.

Hello? [gasps]

Now, you listen,
and you listen good.

If you ever wanna see Chester
alive again--

Okay. I'll hold.
She has to hang up
with her mother.

Arianna, shut that window.
I'm trying to demand
a ransom here.

You just wanna
flirt with the nanny.

You flirt with all dog owners.
Even men.

One time. It got you
a big screen TV. Let it go.

Hello? Uh-huh-- Oh...
Now I lost my place.

-[barks]
-[scoffs]

Yeah. Yeah, you tell
C.C. Babcock I want $20,000.

And if she tries to involve
the police, or the media,

I'm sending her dog back
to her one paw at a time, huh?

Please, I can't take
that horrible sound!

Well, I'm sorry, sir.

But this happens to be
my natural voice.

Oh, Val, he said he wants
$20,000 or Chester gets it.

Would you give me that?

Me and that mutt
are supposed to shoot
the cover ofRedbook

Hello, mister.

I'm gonna tell you
the same thing I told

my poverty-stricken uncle
who needed an operation.

Nobody squeezes a dime
out of C.C. Babcock.

I am addressing the man
who stole my dog.

Here is your $20,000.

Only I'm offering this
as a reward to whomever
turns you in.

You have 24 hours
to bring me back my little...

-[man]Pomeranian.
-Pomeranian.

Otherwise, anywhere you go

you're gonna have
to ask yourself,

"Is this the day
they get me?"

-Val, let's go get our coats.
-Why?

Because we're gonna get
that kidnapper ourselves.

How? We don't even know
where he is.

When I talked to him
on the phone,

I heard an ice cream truck
in the background

that was playing
"The Way We Were."

So?

So where in New York

does an ice cream truck
play a Barbra Streisand ballad?

-Greenwich Village.
-Greenwich Village.

We are going to rescue Chester
and collect that 20 grand.

So if I help you,
we'll split it 50-50?

-60-40.
-Hey, why 60-40?

Well, I'm the one
that lost him, Val.

[Fran] Val,
that's a recess bell.

I heard that bell
over the phone.

Pull over by that school.

Fran, I am so impressed
with how you used your charms

to borrow this
ice cream truck.

Yeah, I know. But I'll you,
I'm not looking forward

to dating a guy who's made
his career out of being known
as Mister Softee.

That Babcock chick
turned the tables on us.

All right? She's offered
a reward to whoever turns me in.

-How much is she offering?
-Twenty thou--

What do you care?

Don't get so hysterical.

On the news,
they said they were looking

for someone who looks
like Art Garfunkel.

Can't believe it.
The whole city's after me.

I can't even walk outside.
I could get killed.

[ice cream truck
playing music]

Oh, baby, please,
will you get me an ice cream?

Are you listening to me?
They could gun me down!

Baby, I'm so hot.

I could use a Nutty Buddy.

Hello, may I help you?

Yeah, let me have a Dreamsicle
and a Nutty Buddy.

-And make it quick.
-Okay.

Now, they're a dollar each,
so that would be...

Thank you.

Val. Val. Val.

That's the guy
that stole Chester.
That's him.

Oh, my God.

Art Garfunkel
has to steal a dog?

How do we know
which apartment
he went into?

[dog barking]

I can't think with
that dog barking.

Yeah, blame it
on the dog, Val.

Get down on all fours.
Come on.

Fran, I know
you miss walking Chester,
but I'm not--

Val, I wanna look
in the window.

[sighs] Oh!

Oh, I see. I see Chester.

What do you want?

Well, if my friend sells one
more magazine subscription,

she gets to go to
that special camp.

Oh, I miss my little Chester.

You know, I used to let him
sleep with me.

Let him? Who do you think
taught him to beg?

-That's our guy.
-Okay. Pick it up.

-Come on.
-Okay.

This is C.C. Babcock.

[Brian]
Well, you were so willing
to risk your dog's life,

what would you say
if I told you that
I had Fran Fine?

Well, it would go something
like this.

Whoo-hoo!

C.C., for God's sakes.

Listen, this is
Maxwell Sheffield.

Now, don't hurt her.

I'll give you
anything you want.

Uh-- Wait a minute.

I never thought I'd say this
but I want to hear
Ms. Fine's voice.

Your boss is on the phone.

Mister Softee?

-Ms. Fine,
can you hear me?
-Oh, Mr. Sheffield.

-Help--
-All right, that's enough.

Now, you listen carefully,
Sheffield.

You have 30 minutes.
Here are your instructions.

Put 40 grand
in a paper bag

and go to the bowling alley
on University and 12th.

At the bowling alley,
rent shoes and a bowling bag.

Put the money in the bag
and put on the shoes.

Go to Lane 7 where the
Jenny Craig League is bowling.

There will be a note
under the first chair.

That note has a map
to a YMCA.

Go to the swimming pool.

At the bottom of the pool

there's a key to a locker
with a cell phone in it.

At exactly five o'clock,

I'll be calling to tell you
where we'll make the exchange.

Damn. We lost him.
He wouldn't have actually
jumped into the pool

wearing a tracking device,
would he?

[kids] Yeah, he would.

Well, he's on his own now.

[mobile phone ringing]

-Hello?
-You did very well.

Yes, well,
considering I forgot to
write anything down.

Now give me back my nanny!

Hey, I'm giving
the orders here.

Now walk one block west
to the Chinese restaurant.

Hand the money
to the woman
in the black hat.

And then you can have
your friends.

Mrs. Levine,
you're gonna be
rolling in cash.

-[gasps]
-[chuckles]

Levine?

Oh, I'll tell you, Val,
when Jews go bad.

What are you doing?

I was reaching
for some chocolates.

Oh, chocolate.
I love chocolate.

I've got some delicious
chocolates that
my grandma gave me

that she won playing bingo.

You want some?

Where I come from,
chocolate is an aphrodisiac.

Oh, you come from Flushing.

-You got-- You got any more?
-Sure. Here.

Help yourself.

You know what?
I would like some.

No, Val.

All of a sudden,
they're your friends?

Who are you, Patty Hearst?

Okay. Oh, okay.

Arianna's walking
toward your boss.

She's running
toward your boss.

She's running past your boss
without taking the money

and pulling
a construction worker
out of a Porta-Potty?

I better go see
what she's--

Oh! [groans]

I'm gonna go take care of--

What happened?
Why did he run away?

Well, you know, Val,
when you gotta go,
you gotta go.

-[Val] Mr. Sheffield! Help!
-[Fran] Help! Help us!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God,
are you all right?

You're my hero.

Oh, Mr. Sheffield, you know,
in Israel,

there's ancient custom
that says when a man
saves a woman's life,

she must stand by
his side forever

in a professionally
decorated, mock-Tudor house

on a large corner lot
in Great Neck.

Yes, but we don't
live in Israel.

I know.

Want a piece of chocolate?

Yetta, before I go
to the market,

what would you
like for your shower?

Some of those rubber daisies
for the bottom of the tub.

And one of those
detachable water massages.

They're fun.

Actually, I meant for your
wedding shower.

And, yes, they are.

[theme music playing]

[theme music ends]