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[ Rock music playing ]
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♪♪
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Both: Bachelors!
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This is the life.
Yeah!
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No wives,
no responsibilities.
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Just a boss,
his employee,
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having goods times
with their pants off.
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I gotta admit,
it is pretty fun
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doing whatever the hell
I want.
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What's next on
the Bachelor Bucket List?
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Ooh, let's see.
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Alright.
[ Music stops ]
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"Do the dance
from 'Risky Business'."
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Yeah. Check.
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"Leave toilet seat up
after peeing."
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Oh, big check-a-rooni.
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"Beat all-time
jerk-off record."
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Uh, what? I-I mean,
I didn't do that one.
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Yeah, me neither.
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Somebody else must've
checked it off
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and put a huge smiley face
next to it.
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Wait, is that --
is that really the whole list?
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Huh.
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Yeah, I guess there's just
a lot less to do
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as a bachelor
than I remember.
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Are you kidding me?
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The world is our oyster.
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Come on!
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Hey, do you dare me to drink
this nasty cocktail
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I made from all the condiments
in my fridge?
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Oh, no. Actually,
you know what, Morris?
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I think I'm just gonna go home
and wait for Freya to come back.
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But thank you so much
for this.
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This --
This was really awesome.
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-Alright, you dared me!
-Okay, I didn't.
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Watch.
I don't want to.
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[ Door closes ]
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Oh, that's horrible.
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I mean, dude,
you're missing out.
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Oh.
I'm gonna hurl.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Sid, we're back
from the Wasteland.
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I brought you some sand.
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Freya? Freya!
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Sid! Oh.
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[ Smooching ]
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I don't want another day
to go by
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where I don't wake up
by your side.
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Okay.
I missed you, too, boy.
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Alright.
Off.
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Oh, boy.
How was the trip?
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Yeah, had a fun time
with the War Dogs.
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You know, we chopped off
some heads, I bit a horse.
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The usual.
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But I ended up resigning
as their warlord.
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Whoa.
Uh, Freya,
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you know I would never ask
you to do that, right?
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No, no, no.
It's okay.
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It's just --
It's not who I am anymore.
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I think I'm ready
for a new adventure.
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Does that mean...
Yeah.
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Yeah, I wanna do
the stupid baby thing.
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Yes!
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And I still hate the baby,
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but sounds like this ship
has sailed on that, so, yeah?
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Okay, guess that's that.
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See, guys?
Everything worked out,
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and now all we have to do
is live happily ever...
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[ Loud rumbling ]
...after?
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What?!
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It's hard to hear you over
that scary, mechanical roar.
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♪♪
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This is it.
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The day when machines destroy
humanity once and for all.
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Rock.
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Jeez, there's like a million
of these things.
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Why do people care
about this planet?
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It sucks.
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You know, you really
didn't have to come
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all the way out here.
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I'm happy to lead
the robot army by myself.
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Especially if it means
getting back
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at my ex-best friend
Freya.
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You'll get your chance,
TI-90.
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Just think -- a future
where robots rule the world,
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where you never have
to grow older
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or evolve as a person,
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where you can keep doing
the same old shit
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you've always been doing
for the rest of eternity.
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Huh.
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Rock!
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Jesus.
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I almost fully ate it
on that one.
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Scary.
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Oh, mama.
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What is it, boy?
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Oh, you know -- Well, firstly,
everything is so good.
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Yeah, just so, so good up here.
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Secondly, there is a huge army
of robots coming to kill us all.
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[ People gasp ]
Oh, my God.
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John Christ was right.
Who's John Christ?
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Oh, right,
you weren't here.
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So, he's this guy from the past
who's destined
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to lead the human resistance in
the war against the machines.
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It's kind of complicated.
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No, no, I get it.
Yeah, makes sense.
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You do?
Wow. Okay.
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NeuralNet:
Citizens of Boomtown!
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It is I, NeuralNet.
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Deliver John Christ
to us now or we will --
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We can't hear anything
that you're saying!
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Could you threaten us
a little louder?!
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Sorry, we're having trouble
with the Bluetooth!
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I don't see
where to connect it.
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I think you have to hold
the pause button.
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Really?
That can't be right.
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I know.
It's kind of random.
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[ Speaker chimes ]
It worked.
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Wow.
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Deliver John Christ
to us now,
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or Boomtown will burn
to the ground.
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[ People murmuring ]
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Well, I guess that leaves us
with only one option.
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Right.
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We hand John Christ
to the robots.
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Huh? What?
Or we kill him ourselves
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and toss his dead body
over the wall.
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Hey, does anybody have a gun
I can borrow?
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Mr. Rubinstein, if we give up
John Christ,
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the machines
will take over the world.
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As far as I'm concerned,
they can do whatever they want,
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as long as they don't do it
in my backyard.
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[ People murmuring agreement ]
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I-I hate to say this,
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but I-I disagree
with Mr. Rubinstein.
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[ Gasps ]
I'm having a heart attack.
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Not now, Devon.
Nobody cares about you.
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It's not enough
to be comfortable
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when other people are suffering.
Right?
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That's how the world got
this way in the first place.
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Wait, you're actually
buying this crap?
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A better future isn't
gonna be given to us.
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We are gonna have
to fight for it.
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Alright, now, who's with me?
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[ All cheering ]
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Okay, whatever.
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Weird, but whatever.
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So, where is
John Christ now?
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Oh, shit,
I got him arrested.
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Uh, he was doing
this big protest and --
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No, no, I get it.
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You wanted to prove
that you're not "The Man,"
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but then you realized
that being "The Man"
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isn't actually so bad,
but you still had to stop
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what you had already set
in motion.
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Jesus, you are, like,
incredible at storytelling.
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Thank you.
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You know, I actually have
this idea
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that I've been noodling on
about a fairy dragon queen --
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Oh, sorry, I didn't mean
you should tell me about it now.
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Oh. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But later, yes.
Later. Great.
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Dude, prison was so scary.
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I saw shit in there
you wouldn't believe.
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It wasn't exactly
"prison."
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You were in a private
holding cell for one night.
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And you know what they say
about dropping the soap?
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I do, actually, so you don't
need to say it.
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Dude, that's when they do you
in the butt.
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Right.
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So, anyway, NeuralNet is here
with an army of killer robots,
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so I'm not exactly sure how you
want to handle that, but...
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Hold up, NeuralNet's here?
Mm-hmm.
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In Boomtown?
Yes.
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Interesting.
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Okay, if I could put a satellite
on top of the Battledome,
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I could transmit
a short-wave signal
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that would shut down
NeuralNet for good.
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We could win the war
right here at Boomtown.
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Okay, yes, let's do it.
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Today's the day
that humans
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do machines in the butt.
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I'm not gonna pound
for that.
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Come on, man,
don't leave me hanging.
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Hey, I'm not saving humanity
'til you pound that.
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Fine.
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Tight.
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I know you're all scared,
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but you have a great leader
among you.
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A fearless warrior who laughs
in the face of death.
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Your HOA president,
Linda Sherman.
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Freya.
Hi, everyone! Hi.
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It's so nice to see
so many familiar faces.
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So, today, we're gonna be
fighting the ultimate battle
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between man and machine --
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or woman and machine,
'cause we're here, too.
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Whoo!
Love you, girl.
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Love you, psycho.
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So, let's remember
to stay hydrated,
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apply plenty of sunscreen,
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and most importantly,
let's have some fun.
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Now let's kill
the mother[bleep]!
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[ People yelling ]
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[ Gun cocks ]
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[ Guns cocking, gunfire ]
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That's right.
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Slow and stiff,
just like we practiced.
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Let's remind them
we're robots.
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Crap! Hey, I need more time
to program the satellite.
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Hey, no problem.
My man Sid is on it.
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I've seen this guy
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go straight-up feral
in the Wasteland.
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I'm talking teeth,
friggin' claws --
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Uh, sorry, Scraps,
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can I interrupt
for just one second?
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Yeah, buddy.
What's up?
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Yeah, sorry, I couldn't help.
I was overhearing.
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I'm not sure I'm comfortable
going feral in front
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of all the neighbors.
What?
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Well, I've --
I've become, like,
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a respected member
of the community.
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It's -- It is
an embarrassing look.
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No, it's --
Guys, I can't hear
what you're saying.
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I want to participate.
Yeah, just one second.
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It is not embarrassing.
Come on.
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You look super cool
when you go feral, alright?
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People are gonna be like,
"Oh, my God.
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Is that Sid?
I really respect him."
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Really?
Hey, look at me in the eyes.
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Would I lie to you?
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Fine. Okay, would you
take my jacket?
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This could get messy.
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♪♪
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[ Explosions ]
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Save me, Sid.
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[ Explosion ]
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[ Screaming ]
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♪♪
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That was, like, really weird
and upsetting.
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Yeah, no, I lied to him.
Dude's a friggin' freak.
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And batter up!
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Oh!
Going, going, gone!
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And the crowd goes wild
for Freya Exaltada!
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Whoo!
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I knew I should have
programmed them to duck,
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but it just looks so cool
seeing them
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stand all straight
like that.
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Don't worry.
This one's mine.
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[ Whirring ]
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Zap. Zap.
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Whoo. Whoo.
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And around the world.
Yes.
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00:09:15,954 --> 00:09:18,635
Oh, my God.
Tai?
255
00:09:18,677 --> 00:09:20,597
So random
seeing you here.
256
00:09:20,639 --> 00:09:21,838
I guess
it's not that random.
257
00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:23,882
There's, like,
a hundred of you.
258
00:09:32,209 --> 00:09:33,809
Are we, like,
in a fight?
259
00:09:33,851 --> 00:09:35,090
[ Gunfire continues ]
260
00:09:35,132 --> 00:09:37,853
Right in the back.
Nice one.
261
00:09:37,895 --> 00:09:40,375
Let's go, robots!
262
00:09:40,417 --> 00:09:43,338
Ahem. Mrs., uh,
NeuralNet, ma'am?
263
00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:45,220
Morris "The Junkman"
Rubinstein
264
00:09:45,262 --> 00:09:47,342
at your service.
Can this wait?
265
00:09:47,384 --> 00:09:49,504
I'm kind of in the middle
of exterminating humanity.
266
00:09:49,546 --> 00:09:52,346
Oh, but just for the record,
I am not with these people.
267
00:09:52,388 --> 00:09:55,389
I love robots.
I always have.
268
00:09:55,431 --> 00:09:56,791
Ask anybody.
269
00:09:56,833 --> 00:09:58,152
If you let me live,
270
00:09:58,194 --> 00:10:00,074
I could make
for a pretty handy repairman.
271
00:10:00,116 --> 00:10:02,116
Thanks, but we have
advanced nanobots
272
00:10:02,158 --> 00:10:03,997
to take care of that.
273
00:10:04,039 --> 00:10:05,879
Okay.
Okay, uh, new pitch.
274
00:10:05,921 --> 00:10:07,681
Uh, human plaything.
275
00:10:07,723 --> 00:10:11,324
You could torture me, uh,
put me in a giant maze,
276
00:10:11,366 --> 00:10:14,167
or if weird sex stuff
is your thing,
277
00:10:14,209 --> 00:10:16,369
oh, boy,
do I got you covered.
278
00:10:16,411 --> 00:10:18,251
You do me, I do you.
279
00:10:18,293 --> 00:10:20,653
I can make you feel
so good, baby.
280
00:10:20,695 --> 00:10:22,014
Enough!
281
00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:23,336
I'll let you live
if you just stop talking.
282
00:10:23,378 --> 00:10:25,057
Deal!
283
00:10:25,099 --> 00:10:27,460
Old Morris,
you still got it.
284
00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:30,222
Okay, Tai,
clearly you're upset.
285
00:10:30,264 --> 00:10:31,503
If this is about
the pregnancy thing,
286
00:10:31,545 --> 00:10:33,025
I swear
I was gonna tell you.
287
00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:35,067
I just didn't get any service
in the Wasteland.
288
00:10:35,109 --> 00:10:37,149
It's not just the baby.
It's everything!
289
00:10:37,191 --> 00:10:38,630
Ah!
290
00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,472
You weren't there for me
when my boyfriend dumped me.
291
00:10:40,514 --> 00:10:42,914
Who? That animatronic bear
who plays the jug?
292
00:10:42,956 --> 00:10:44,315
I didn't even realize
you guys were serious.
293
00:10:44,357 --> 00:10:45,837
I loved him!
294
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,278
We made beautiful songs
at the bayou together!
295
00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,680
Aah!
296
00:10:48,722 --> 00:10:51,482
And I got this bold new hair
update a week ago,
297
00:10:51,524 --> 00:10:53,564
and you haven't
even said anything!
298
00:10:53,606 --> 00:10:55,006
Ooh, it looks nice.
299
00:10:55,048 --> 00:10:56,247
I wish my hair
could do that.
300
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,808
Liar!
301
00:10:57,850 --> 00:10:59,450
You never come to any
of my dinner parties!
302
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,251
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey,
in all fairness,
303
00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:03,574
that has nothing to do
with our friendship.
304
00:11:03,616 --> 00:11:06,096
I just don't love
your cooking.
305
00:11:06,138 --> 00:11:07,657
I've been trying
new recipes.
306
00:11:07,699 --> 00:11:10,140
I make really good
bulgogi now!
307
00:11:10,182 --> 00:11:13,103
Aah! Ugh!
308
00:11:13,145 --> 00:11:16,668
Stay back, or I'll...
scramble you?
309
00:11:19,951 --> 00:11:24,113
Freya Exaltada, I've been
programmed to eliminate you
310
00:11:24,155 --> 00:11:26,157
for being a bad friend.
311
00:11:28,559 --> 00:11:31,280
Linda!
No, no, no.
312
00:11:31,322 --> 00:11:33,562
Come on, stay with me.
313
00:11:33,604 --> 00:11:35,203
Protect...
314
00:11:35,245 --> 00:11:36,685
the...
315
00:11:36,727 --> 00:11:38,807
HOA...
316
00:11:38,849 --> 00:11:40,851
girlfriend.
317
00:11:42,012 --> 00:11:44,412
Ugh.
318
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,694
[ Exhales sharply ]
319
00:11:46,736 --> 00:11:48,256
[ Ominous music plays ]
320
00:11:48,298 --> 00:11:51,859
Uh-oh.
321
00:11:51,901 --> 00:11:54,101
You think
I'm a bad friend?
322
00:11:54,143 --> 00:11:56,944
This has been one of
the craziest years of my life,
323
00:11:56,986 --> 00:11:59,626
and all you can think about
is how it affects you
324
00:11:59,668 --> 00:12:01,949
because you're so goddamn
self-obsessed.
325
00:12:01,991 --> 00:12:04,671
Freya, you've never spoken
to me like this before.
326
00:12:04,713 --> 00:12:06,313
You're just pissy that I have
all these good things
327
00:12:06,355 --> 00:12:08,637
in my life,
and you have nothing.
328
00:12:10,318 --> 00:12:12,479
So much shade.
So damn shady.
329
00:12:12,521 --> 00:12:14,761
Truth is,
I feel sorry for you.
330
00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:17,403
You want to know why?
Please, no.
331
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,445
Because you're
so goddamn incapable
332
00:12:19,487 --> 00:12:21,167
of moving on
with your life!
333
00:12:21,209 --> 00:12:23,891
[ Screaming ]
334
00:12:26,934 --> 00:12:28,936
Sorry not sorry.
335
00:12:32,139 --> 00:12:33,538
Will you hurry up
with that thing?
336
00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:35,180
You can't hurry a masterpiece,
my friend.
337
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,541
Would you tell
Olivia Rodrigo
338
00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:38,543
to rush the follow-up
to her hit album "Sour"?
339
00:12:38,585 --> 00:12:40,665
Huh? Oh, 'cause
you're from the past.
340
00:12:40,707 --> 00:12:42,147
That's cool, I guess.
341
00:12:42,189 --> 00:12:44,270
[ Electricity crackling ]
342
00:12:47,073 --> 00:12:49,313
Oh, savage!
343
00:12:49,355 --> 00:12:51,357
Yeah, go, Sid!
344
00:12:55,001 --> 00:12:58,682
Oh! He's beating him
with his own arms!
345
00:12:58,724 --> 00:13:00,726
I like-a that!
346
00:13:02,368 --> 00:13:06,049
Okay, well, what's --
what you doing now?
347
00:13:06,091 --> 00:13:07,851
Aw, man.
He's humping it.
348
00:13:07,893 --> 00:13:10,173
Hey, that's not cool, man.
Hey, come on.
349
00:13:10,215 --> 00:13:11,895
Have some respect
for the dead, fool.
350
00:13:11,937 --> 00:13:13,376
[ Laughing ]
351
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,538
Hey, what's going on?
Uh...
352
00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:16,859
Sid go feral again?
353
00:13:16,901 --> 00:13:19,021
Yeah. Yeah.
Started off super cool,
354
00:13:19,063 --> 00:13:21,343
but then really started
to embarrass himself.
355
00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:23,465
Yeah, he gets really
into it.
Yeah.
356
00:13:23,507 --> 00:13:25,629
Man: Hold the line!
357
00:13:28,592 --> 00:13:31,753
Retreat! Retreat!
Retreat!
358
00:13:31,795 --> 00:13:33,435
Oh, shit.
359
00:13:33,477 --> 00:13:35,517
Hey, come on.
Come on, let's go.
360
00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:36,718
Let's go.
361
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,000
You can hump
the dead robots later.
362
00:13:39,042 --> 00:13:40,882
Congratulations, Morris.
363
00:13:40,924 --> 00:13:43,244
Looks like you've chosen
the winning side.
364
00:13:43,286 --> 00:13:45,046
It's strange.
365
00:13:45,088 --> 00:13:46,968
I should be on top of the world
right now,
366
00:13:47,010 --> 00:13:50,411
but something about seeing
everyone I know and love
367
00:13:50,453 --> 00:13:53,414
tragically murdered,
it's making me feel...
368
00:13:53,456 --> 00:13:54,975
well, I don't know
what it is.
369
00:13:55,017 --> 00:13:56,937
[ Gunfire ]
370
00:13:56,979 --> 00:13:57,978
Huh.
371
00:13:58,020 --> 00:14:06,826
♪♪
372
00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:08,588
There's too many of them.
373
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:09,669
Ooga booga.
374
00:14:09,711 --> 00:14:11,311
Yes, dear.
Ooga booga.
375
00:14:11,353 --> 00:14:15,755
♪♪
376
00:14:15,797 --> 00:14:17,879
Everyone!
Quickly, inside!
377
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,922
Everyone, come on!
378
00:14:22,323 --> 00:14:24,563
John Christ, come on!
You need to fall back!
379
00:14:24,605 --> 00:14:26,607
Satellite's almost
in position.
380
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,808
This is it!
381
00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:33,251
The moment I destroy NeuralNet
and fulfill my destiny!
382
00:14:33,293 --> 00:14:34,693
Humanity
will never be destroyed,
383
00:14:34,735 --> 00:14:36,895
'cause this is our world, baby!
384
00:14:36,937 --> 00:14:38,336
We run this bitch!
385
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,577
Boy, he talks a lot.
I know.
386
00:14:39,619 --> 00:14:41,179
Come on, wrap it up!
387
00:14:41,221 --> 00:14:43,861
This is our planet!
We do whatever we want to it!
388
00:14:43,903 --> 00:14:46,944
We mess with the birds!
We mess with the worms!
389
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,186
Hit the button!
Hit the button!
Hit the button!
390
00:14:49,228 --> 00:14:51,108
I can take a dookie right here!
391
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,750
Right now!
392
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,952
Get dookie all over the place!
Huh? You want me to?
393
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,433
No, I'm not gonna do it
right now!
394
00:14:56,475 --> 00:14:58,635
But I could!
What a wanker.
395
00:14:58,677 --> 00:15:01,037
[ Chanting ] Humans!
Humans!
396
00:15:01,079 --> 00:15:03,081
What? Can't hear y'all!
397
00:15:03,682 --> 00:15:05,321
Hu-- Ah!
398
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,123
Ooh!
Ooh!
399
00:15:07,165 --> 00:15:09,005
Whoa, wait!
No, this blows!
400
00:15:09,047 --> 00:15:10,406
Come on, no!
401
00:15:10,448 --> 00:15:11,768
[ Thud, skull crushes ]
402
00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:13,689
Ewww. Ewww.
Oh, no.
403
00:15:13,731 --> 00:15:17,533
Back and forth.
Back and forth.
404
00:15:17,575 --> 00:15:20,536
Gosh, you know,
having met the guy,
405
00:15:20,578 --> 00:15:23,380
gotta say, it's kinda hard
not to be on Team Robot.
406
00:15:26,063 --> 00:15:28,383
Where are we?
What happened?
407
00:15:28,425 --> 00:15:30,465
We're trapped
in the junkyard.
408
00:15:30,507 --> 00:15:32,147
You went feral.
Oh.
409
00:15:32,189 --> 00:15:33,668
Did I look cool doing it?
410
00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:34,989
Yeah, totally.
411
00:15:35,031 --> 00:15:38,513
Uh, you smeared feces
all over yourself
412
00:15:38,555 --> 00:15:39,754
and screamed,
"I am the poo poo king.
413
00:15:39,796 --> 00:15:42,356
Give me all the poo poo."
414
00:15:42,398 --> 00:15:43,958
I don't want
all the poo poo.
415
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,240
Just for the record.
416
00:15:46,282 --> 00:15:50,324
Give up, humans.
John Christ is dead.
417
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,965
This is the end.
418
00:15:52,007 --> 00:15:57,010
♪♪
419
00:15:57,052 --> 00:16:00,574
I don't think
this is the end.
420
00:16:00,616 --> 00:16:03,256
I just think no matter what time
or place you live in,
421
00:16:03,298 --> 00:16:06,819
it always feels like
it's the end of the world,
422
00:16:06,861 --> 00:16:08,141
but we find a way
to get through it
423
00:16:08,183 --> 00:16:10,185
with the people we love.
424
00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:14,469
Get in here.
425
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:19,111
That was really sweet, but just
to be clear, in this case,
426
00:16:19,153 --> 00:16:22,434
we, in fact, really
are all going to die.
427
00:16:22,476 --> 00:16:24,478
Tai: Not if I can help it!
428
00:16:25,079 --> 00:16:27,479
Tai?
You're not dying today.
429
00:16:27,521 --> 00:16:31,122
I'm realigning the satellite!
430
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,965
TI-90, what do you think
you're doing?
431
00:16:34,007 --> 00:16:36,487
I'm moving on with my life!
432
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,130
Someone needs to activate
the signal!
433
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,452
I'll do it.
434
00:16:41,494 --> 00:16:43,976
We'll do it.
435
00:16:45,818 --> 00:16:48,299
And I would do it,
but it sounds like
436
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,981
there's already the two of you,
and three's a crowd, so --
437
00:16:51,023 --> 00:16:53,023
It's okay, Morris.
We got this.
438
00:16:53,065 --> 00:16:54,384
Okay.
439
00:16:54,426 --> 00:16:56,428
Just know
that I would have.
440
00:16:59,711 --> 00:17:01,551
Shall we?
441
00:17:01,593 --> 00:17:03,595
♪ Everything must go ♪
442
00:17:05,837 --> 00:17:07,999
♪ Is what she said to me ♪
Kill them!
443
00:17:10,922 --> 00:17:14,005
♪ If you're the world away ♪
444
00:17:15,927 --> 00:17:17,246
♪ It's madness, won't you see ♪
445
00:17:17,288 --> 00:17:18,807
Oh, no.
446
00:17:18,849 --> 00:17:21,370
They're working in perfect
in harmony.
447
00:17:21,412 --> 00:17:24,373
♪ Yeah, some people
got that heartache ♪
448
00:17:24,415 --> 00:17:26,735
It's like a beautiful dance.
449
00:17:26,777 --> 00:17:29,537
♪ Some people live in harmony ♪
450
00:17:29,579 --> 00:17:31,581
Okay, now it just is a dance.
451
00:17:38,147 --> 00:17:39,387
You got this?
452
00:17:39,429 --> 00:17:40,468
On it, babe.
453
00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:47,234
♪♪
454
00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:50,557
♪♪
455
00:17:50,599 --> 00:17:53,880
♪♪
456
00:17:53,922 --> 00:17:56,285
[ Screaming ]
457
00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:03,690
I really thought there was
gonna be, like,
458
00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:04,931
a big explosion
or something.
459
00:18:04,973 --> 00:18:06,973
Yeah.
Me, too.
460
00:18:07,015 --> 00:18:09,175
Kinda anti-climatic,
but, oh, well.
461
00:18:09,217 --> 00:18:11,497
Hey, guys, we're good.
462
00:18:11,539 --> 00:18:13,541
Yeah, come out.
463
00:18:15,783 --> 00:18:16,982
They did it!
464
00:18:17,024 --> 00:18:19,905
Mommy and Daddy did it.
465
00:18:19,947 --> 00:18:21,707
You owe me five bird beaks,
Mr. Rubinstein.
466
00:18:21,749 --> 00:18:24,309
Damn it. This is the worst day
of my life.
467
00:18:24,351 --> 00:18:25,830
Hand it over.
468
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,832
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Careful with my danglers.
469
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,234
Ah.
470
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,596
Tai, you saved us.
471
00:18:31,638 --> 00:18:33,117
I'm sorry for what
I said earlier.
472
00:18:33,159 --> 00:18:34,599
No, no.
It's okay.
473
00:18:34,641 --> 00:18:37,401
You told me some hard truths
that I needed to hear.
474
00:18:37,443 --> 00:18:39,363
It takes a good friend
to do that.
475
00:18:39,405 --> 00:18:40,885
So, you're saying
we're friends again?
476
00:18:40,927 --> 00:18:42,967
Well, if you can forgive me
for trying to murder you
477
00:18:43,009 --> 00:18:44,528
and your unborn child.
478
00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:46,610
Eh, it happens.
479
00:18:46,652 --> 00:18:48,654
Wait, what happened?
480
00:18:50,456 --> 00:18:51,855
Freya: Citizens of Boomtown!
481
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:56,539
It is I, Freya Exaltada,
president of your HOA.
482
00:18:56,581 --> 00:18:57,740
All: Rah! Rah!
483
00:18:57,782 --> 00:19:00,143
Today marks the anniversary
484
00:19:00,185 --> 00:19:01,504
of the Battle of Boomtown.
485
00:19:01,546 --> 00:19:02,825
To honor our victory,
486
00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:07,109
I vow the streets
will echo with screams...
487
00:19:07,151 --> 00:19:08,150
of merriment!
488
00:19:08,192 --> 00:19:10,312
[ All cheering ]
489
00:19:10,354 --> 00:19:11,874
Enjoy the block party, everyone,
490
00:19:11,916 --> 00:19:14,196
and don't forget to enter
the raffle for your chance
491
00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:16,598
to win
a single sip of water!
492
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,440
[ All cheering ]
493
00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:20,202
Yes!
494
00:19:20,244 --> 00:19:21,803
Eh, who would've thought?
495
00:19:21,845 --> 00:19:24,646
Old Morris has learned
to care about other people.
496
00:19:24,688 --> 00:19:26,167
Even robots.
497
00:19:26,209 --> 00:19:27,328
I thought you would
have learned a lesson
498
00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:29,130
about being
a better father.
499
00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:31,372
You know, like,
to your son Timmy.
500
00:19:31,414 --> 00:19:34,095
Hey, you can't expect me to
learn every lesson in the world.
501
00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:35,496
You're lucky
I got even one.
502
00:19:35,538 --> 00:19:36,817
No, that's fair.
503
00:19:36,859 --> 00:19:38,979
Oh, should we get
our faces painted?
504
00:19:39,021 --> 00:19:40,501
Hell yeah, dude.
505
00:19:40,543 --> 00:19:41,982
I want to be a tiger.
506
00:19:42,024 --> 00:19:44,144
Rawr.
507
00:19:44,186 --> 00:19:46,749
And that was the last thing
I ever said.
508
00:19:48,871 --> 00:19:50,110
Thank you,
Madam President.
509
00:19:50,152 --> 00:19:52,512
This is the only fun day
I've ever had.
510
00:19:52,554 --> 00:19:54,194
You're welcome.
511
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,356
Sid: [ Singsong voice ]
Look who it is.
512
00:19:56,398 --> 00:19:57,757
Freya: Look who made it.
513
00:19:57,799 --> 00:19:59,479
Of course.
We wouldn't miss your big day.
514
00:19:59,521 --> 00:20:02,562
Isn't that right,
Little Linda Sherman?
515
00:20:02,604 --> 00:20:04,083
Oh, bup, bup, bup, bup.
516
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:05,564
You mustn't play with her
until she's had her nap.
517
00:20:05,606 --> 00:20:06,766
She needs her downtime.
518
00:20:06,808 --> 00:20:08,687
Sorry, Nanny Scraps.
We forgot.
519
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,169
Yes, you did.
520
00:20:10,211 --> 00:20:13,092
There, there.
The bad people are gone.
521
00:20:13,134 --> 00:20:14,893
Only Nanny Scraps loves you,
522
00:20:14,935 --> 00:20:18,136
my little chunky monkey.
523
00:20:18,178 --> 00:20:21,059
Well, nothing left to do now
except live happily ever af--
524
00:20:21,101 --> 00:20:22,420
[ Baby crying ]
525
00:20:22,462 --> 00:20:24,823
Oh.
Again?
526
00:20:24,865 --> 00:20:27,385
Is there a part of you
that wishes we died
527
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,546
in the robot apocalypse?
528
00:20:28,588 --> 00:20:31,629
Oh, 1,000%.
529
00:20:31,671 --> 00:20:33,833
Mostly, I'm just excited
for the future.
530
00:20:37,957 --> 00:20:39,476
Me, too.
531
00:20:39,518 --> 00:20:42,922
[ Crying continues ]
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