All language subtitles for Familie Immerscharf Teil 4 (1996)

So, let's start with the carrot.

Please put it in and let the...

Ah, the bean.

Erich, can you please come
to her with the lamp to the right?

Yes, that's good.

Like this?

Good, great.

Yes, that fits.

Exactly.

Yes, exactly that.

Super, good.

Maybe a little higher with the back.

Hello.

Good.

What are you doing here?

You, with that we can mix for 30 years.

Mom, this is Felix, a photographer.

Hello.

And Erich, his assistant.

They have me for a vegetarian
calendar as a model engaged.

We want to make people, the
fruits of the field and nature trusted.

By putting them in your flower?

The modern advertising must work with
blatant means, otherwise no one looks.

I think it's great that Iris
provides for such a good purpose.

If you would participate,
mother and daughter

in the calendar,
that would be a hit.

I do not feel young enough
to show myself publicly.

But my sister-in-law, she is still crisp.

I love the vegetarian.

I have to go.

Have fun with the fruits of the field.

But do not get sick.

Tonight is a party.

Okay, then I'm the mother now.

I'm torn back and forth.

The Honora.

Can you give Iris again?

Aunt Ingrid, you are a force.

I'm always keen on something new.

So what should we push in next?

Take the zucchini and stand right
and left of the chair and one foot on it.

That's great. Try to stay
on course when you let go.

Yes, great, super.

Now show me your tight asses.

The first one, keep going.

Good, great, super!

So, now we swap the chair for a chair.

Yes, do you speak one?

Bye.

You're here with the
fuck ducks, aren't you?

You and I will take care of that.

Slowly you fucking
assholes. I know you want to

know, but we have to
finish our pension first.

We'll continue with the cucumber now. Okay?

You're doing a good job pulling that out.

Don't put it in there.

Here are the cucumbers.

Always push it in.

Your seatbelt is better than my vibrators.

Now we'll do something
else with the cucumber.

I tell you, this will be
a sensational calendar.

I won't get a copy.

Although we know that it's
a popular men's tail-snack.

You get calendar or tail, as you want it.

Now comes the highlight of the
whole thing, the Christmas photo shoot.

That's super sharp.
That's the egg of Columbus.

The egg of Columbus? We
have to reject that as insufficient.

So, my children, that was the
work, now comes the pleasure.

Erich, you are also invited.

Let's have a moment of solitude.

Yes, until the first shooting.

Then it's your turn.

Honourable word.

And there will be one
who leaves, just by looking.

So I can fuck you nicely.

You're so strong, my boy!

Yes, Lexi, my girl!

You're the best!

Yes, do it!

Do it!

And one leg up!

That's it, good!

Lexi!

Lexi!

Don't stop!

Oh, what's wrong with you?

I'll get her.

I'll get her.

That's too much.

Come on.

You can do it.

You can do it.

You can do it.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Yeah.

Oh, Kassandra!

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

Oh, ouch!

Ouch, ouch!

Oh, look!

It looks like an open house.

The door was open.

I came by anyway.

That's why it didn't work that night.

As far as I know,

everyone is waiting patiently

for the social distance.

We don't invite you to a party.

We let you in on a special day.

Felix,

Erich,

we think you are in good shape.

Come on, now I'm starting to feel it.

Oh, deep down in the stomach.

I think after two good fixes you
deserve a good night's sleep.

Especially after what's
still going on tonight.

You're right, let's go to sleep.

Hopefully Kurt won't overdo me.

Are you sleeping with me or are you sure?

Are you sure?

Sure about Kurt.

Yes.

Now I'm going to sleep.

Come on, I'll hold you.

Yes.

Come on, I'll hold you.

Shoot!

Come on, shoot!

Come on, shoot!

It's good.

Now I want to fuck.

Yes, give me a good one.

Good.

Yes, it's good.

Yes.

Now I'm going to sleep.

It's good, isn't it?

You came in just in time.

Yes.

I'm going to fuck you.

Yes, no.

Now you're going to get a good one.

I'm going to fuck you.

I'm going to fuck you from behind.

Fuck you.

I'm going to fuck you.

If you're looking for words to get me
into another match, don't push yourself.

I suspect you're not allowed to say
no in the house of immaturity anyway.

Yes, you can answer a question with no.

That means, have you
already fucked enough today?

No.

Then you can't tell anyone.

But your body is a pleasure to the eye.

You're very poetic.

And then a doll.

You rarely get to see such a beauty.

Shall we do it in French?

Actually, I prefer to
do it one after the other.

Everyone can enjoy
their own feelings better.

Well, enjoy it then.

If I should do something else, tell me.

Okay.

I will.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh, no.

I'm sorry.

Oh, no.

Yes.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

What's wrong?

Oh, yes!

Oh, my God!

So!

Oh, yes!

Oh, God, it's so awesome, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Yes!

Now I'll continue very concentrated.

With the fingers in both holes.

With increasing tempo.

He's going to the Kitzler.

Please!

Stay tuned!

Yes!

I'm gonna die.

That's strong. You can really spray.

Yes, and if it was particularly good,
sometimes something flows out.

Now it's your turn. Also special wishes?

If you suck more than you lick
and point me in the gutter, I'll be fine.

And I don't have to have
your ass in front of my eyes.

So...

And you think we can really sleep now?

I promise.

So?

The other way around?

If he's tired, he sleeps in any position.

As long as mum leaves him.

Excuse me?

Well, who's it?

Who's going to be the
birdie this time, mum?

You always know that so well, child.

It's about Jochen.

My brother wants to
leave, we have to stop that.

And why?

You said he has such a great tail.

I'll wait for you downstairs and I'll
put on something really cool for you.

Let's go to the next faggot.

Well, the housekeeper
is not going to get me.

But don't think anything wrong.

I like it when I'm asked.

And I'm really allowed to sleep?

Look, you have to understand.

I fuck with my son, with
my daughter, with my sister,

with my brother-in-law,
with his wife, with my uncle,

yes, even with the
girlfriend of my husband.

Only with my brother. I
haven't fucked with him yet.

That's a swine of injustice.

He's such a nice guy. He didn't
deserve that I let him go without a fuck.

And why can't he stay?

He has to go to a conference in Paris.

But he could also fly later.

He certainly can't resist our open farts.

Not like that. Very lightly.

The farts can also stand open.

Dagmar, I want to say goodbye.

Do I see two drops of
wet plum that lick your ass?

Is that a bad omen?

No, to bad weather.

Although you could get weak.

Then do it. Take the machine later.

Sister, I have to prepare
for the conference.

You get a quick finger fuck.

And then adios.

So then?

Run away and make fun of
the ones who are left behind?

That's just like revenge.

What's that supposed
to mean? Are you crazy?

No, just hopelessly awesome.

Just totally relaxed, we'll let you go.

I'm in the power of two
sperm-hungry beasts.

Is that the tail

who's already brushed
the Koische Ingrid twice

and the hot sister not at all?

I won't say a word anymore.
I want to talk to my lawyer.

Come on, we'll suck him up.

Then he'll give you
a little bite. You know,

when a man has a stiff, his mind is fucked.

Jochen Immerschaf, are you ready to
fuck your sister and your sister-in-law?

Yes, you Satan's woman!

Let's go downstairs, there's more space.

Sister, can you excuse me for a moment?

I'm coming.

I'll be back, I promise.

Yeah.

No, no idea.

Wow! My life's goal has been achieved.

To get the title of hot hole.

Yes, I can do it. Yes, I can do it.

Well, that was a great
farewell fig, wasn't it?

And when are we going to
see the great Rammler again?

I would like to answer with a rhyme.

Once the house always enjoyed
sheep and his seeds were watered there,

he returns as soon as
he can back to the next fig.

Come on.

Miss Lohr, do you
think it's right to open

your birthday party
with such a naked show?

In front of a dozen spectators.

Mr. Winkler, this is my boss,
this is the head of the post office.

Why are you suddenly talking to me?

He takes me to the parcel
room for a fast fig every day.

And he never said to me, you.

But to present yourself here naked is
ultimately also a question of morality.

Yes, yes.

I think it's more appropriate to
ask a question of your jealousy.

And you've been making
me sick for a while now.

And this evening is a test.

And from this evening on, I'll let
myself be stoned by all the men here.

And depending on how
you behave, our little

birds will decide
whether to go on or not.

Bravo, bravo, bravo.

You want to be stoned by all the men here?

Of course you are the
first with the oldest rights.

But first I would let
myself be stoned by

the gentlemen here,
that's what I stand for.

So gentlemen, make fun of me.

And who? You don't praise my huge tits.

Well, there are no
powers for little ones either.

Not for example.

Can you imagine what I've always
missed about our Kwikis' impostor?

In the future I will add
the entire staff. Agreed?

Where is your jealousy? You
suddenly became very tolerant.

It's even fun to have you
peep in front of your eyes.

So, friends, the end of the
prelude. Now let's go to the full one.

I give the today's password.

The post is going off.

Can always be sharp after
the flying things of the house.

First, your wife is in the reception.

Agreed.

Can you give me the
pleasure of reunification today?

Don't talk so much, gay.

But maybe I'm ready
for a reconciliation if...

No.

If you take a special kind of
punishment from the whole society.

So I don't suck your piss?

No piss.

Think about it.

We'll do that later as an interview.

But in the meantime,
you'd better practice a little.

The other one is waiting
for some good kicks.

Thank God! I thought
I'd have to lick myself.

Can you do that?

I'm very flexible.

I know.

Oh yes, come on.

You're already getting to know each other.

You wouldn't even think about it.

I would have liked to piss on my tongue.

Did you?

Yes.

You didn't?

Yes.

Ah, the young housekeeper,
you've been talking for a long time.

Won't you let him in?

You want to let me in so easily?

Yes, because I'm not the little
career table-sitter you think I am.

The Naschen-Angro was
your birthday wish after all.

And it shall be fulfilled.

Come in, young friend.

There's something to do here.

But you must allow me to stay calm.

Because a calm walk is the
beginning of all impotence.

Oh, this is good.

I have to go to the bathroom.

I thought you'd be mad if I did
something to my birthday boy.

I'm already wet.

Go on, go on.

Yes, yes.

Go, go.

Oh yes.

The next one is already missing.

It's a big, big splinter.

So, which one do you
think my wife will like?

Is the tunnel open?

Try it.

Info-Central is sending it.

If you say so.

Come on, let's go somewhere else.

To get some comfort.

Now?

Yes.

Well, Mom? You should be
happy today. So many new tails.

Ha! I just had one.

Oh! We have to change
that as soon as possible.

You have a key for a change?

Oh, there's Matthias. He's already waiting.

Yes.

Oh, that's very nice.

Yes, thank you.

Thank you.

It's a great gift.

A gift.

Come on, we're almost
alone. Let's go over there.

You know, I don't have
much time. My wife is waiting.

Hopefully you'll have
enough time to recover.

It's not common to just
have sex with one person.

My mom, for example, fucks like Satan.

Oh man.

Well, uncle Kurt, how was
it with the three-pointer?

No idea.

What's your relationship with Ingrid?

No problem, I guess.

Let me spray first.

And besides...

I have to wait for the right time.

What am I seeing? There's
a lonely little guy lying there.

I have to go down there.

Oh, I'm sorry. It's embarrassing.

Why? You should have
sprayed it on your ear.

Yeah, but I would have preferred
to have sprayed it on Sissi's ear.

Oh, I'm sorry that I took
you out so unapologetically.

But now I have to go upstairs.

Enough of the carpet.

Which one is still missing?

Wait, Tausch.

Someone's printing there that
he wants to be rebuilt urgently.

That's exactly my case.

So what?

You can actually fuck again!

Oh, don't make me
splash. I want to see that.

I'll shoot you again. Then
you won't be able to breathe.

My heart is beating so fast.

He seems to have understood the error.

You're very brave.

I deserved the shower.

I also chicaned her and sucked my jealousy.

But the alien is not that bad.

Gentlemen!

After a lot of spraying in the last
minutes, I think I need a little break.

I ask you to entertain
yourself with my husband.

Kurt Immerscharf!

Are you willing to take the punishment?

Yes, if it's not a piss.

Iris, would you please bring me a funnel?

May I fill my puddle with juice?

Beautiful.

Look how it bubbles.

Oh yes.

Isn't that cold?

How it bubbles.

We can go in.

Super.

We can also drink it like that.

Yes, there are many possibilities.

So, from this one we can take it.

Shall I pour something?

It doesn't fit anymore.

That's it.

Overflow.

That means, turn off your puddles.

That's awesome.

Come, next to me.

And remember, the free
speech only becomes effective

if you drink every drop
as much as possible.

You did well.

Reconciliation is important.

In the future I will only drink
the juice from your mouth.

Well, guys, that was so much fun.

I would like to teach
you something like that.

Have you ever seen a
woman bite her own lip?

No, well, I'll show you.

Oh, sorry.

No!

I'm kidding.

Funny.

Hey, great!

I'm a piss-cool bitch.

Who wants to piss with me?

I'm not shy.

I'm going to the after party.

Oh, yes.

That's cool.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

I'm going to have a pee.

Oh, yes.

That's nice.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, that's hot.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that's great.

Let's go, Mäki.

Great, isn't it? Wow.

I'm so excited.

I can't believe it.

I think that was the
absolute climax of my party.

No, that's the fact with
you that's about to be over.

Yes.

We both want to keep our
engagement secret from the public.

And so the totally messed up Immerschaft
family did two good things again.

So if you have a problem...

call us. We'll take care of it.

The first problem is already
there. When do we both fuck?