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Oh, hi. I'm Betty.
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I'm the broker for this listing.
Are you here for the open house?
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You put my condo on the market?
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Yeah, did a lot
of people show up?
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I priced it to move.
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Betty from Orbit is very angry.
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She kicked over the For sale
sign right in front of me.
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Yeah, I interviewed
a lot of brokers
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and she was
particularly unhinged.
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I gave her your cell.
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This is totally disproportionate
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to my last prank on you.
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Are you kidding me?
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You made me think I had
a chance with Collette.
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You obviously don't have
a chance with Collette
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and this could affect
my credit score.
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- Uh, hey. Hey guys.
- I hope so.
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Can I talk to
everyone really quick?
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Retaliation will be
outsized and devastating
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and at a time of
my choosing. Ok?
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Is that now?
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I'm late. I know.
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My son stuck a Lucky
Charm up his nose.
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Also I slept in. I'm sorry.
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Guys!
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I have just received an
intra-department memo
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It's pretty serious. An Officer
Whelon from precinct 2.1
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was hurt on the job today.
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What happened?
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Apparently, he stepped on a rake
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and then he fractured
his occipital bone.
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Were Moe and Curly
anywhere near the scene?
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No.
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And was there a coconut sound
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when the rake hit
him in the face?
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Ok. I just need you all to be
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very careful on
the job, alright?
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Just, please wear your PPE, ok?
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Amen, guys.
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That's why we should all be
wearing our rake helmets.
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Hey. Did you list
your apartment?
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What about?
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You know, this is
my first weekend
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since the breakup with Camila
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where I wasn't
completely miserable.
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I think I might have
turned a corner.
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You know, you don't
want to heal too fast.
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There's something to be said
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for staying in that sad,
very, very quiet space.
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For a couple of months even.
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Well, seems like you
had a good weekend.
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Kudos on the prank
with Victoria.
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Thanks, I didn't get much sleep
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'cause I was falsifying
tons of documents.
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You guys go at it. I
love the dark flirting.
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The what?
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Dark flirting.
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It's like you have
this love language
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of humiliation and revenge.
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We're not flirting, we're
just coworkers goofing around
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to kill time at the office.
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Got it. Totally.
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Though the prank did happen
at her condo on a Sunday.
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Truck 12,
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report of a noise
disturbance for a peacock
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in a residential neighborhood,
1214 Hidden Lane.
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Truck 12 responding.
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Peacock!
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I know it's a prank,
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but it's not a terrible
time for you to sell.
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Oh, really?
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Market's gonna soften.
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Be a good time for
you to get liquid.
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Play in other sectors.
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Maybe mix use warehouses.
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I'm not sure how much I
like real estate, Patel.
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He's always working an angle.
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I just don't want
you to miss out.
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See? Stuff like that.
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How does Maya feel about
real estate, Patel?
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Certainly doesn't mind making
a little extra cheddar.
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Ugh.
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Hi. Animal Control.
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Yeah.
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Three guesses why we're here.
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I just put the peacock
in the backyard.
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The neighbors complain again?
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I told them, all you
have to do is call me
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if it gets too loud...
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I hope you're here to
confiscate that bird.
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Why don't you take it easy, Jen?
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You take it easy, Brent.
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- Get in the truck.
- Why?
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It's about to go south.
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They are just people.
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They're not people,
they're neighbors.
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- Get in the truck.
- Do something about it!
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Ok, folks, I recently got out
of a long-term relationship.
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Why didn't it work?
A lot of reasons.
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Cultural differences, distance,
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but mainly, we talked
past each other.
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So let's not do that, ok?
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Brent's already said if
the peacock gets too loud
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he can just call him.
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Well Brent's a liar.
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Why don't you say
that again, Ted?
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Oh!!!
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That bird's gotta go!
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No, guys! Everybody calm down!
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Stop! I'm telling you to stop.
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Oh!
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Ughhh!!
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Jeez.
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You alright?
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Melons?
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My god, Jen.
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Ok.
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Really, I'm fine.
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This is exactly what
I was worried about.
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Shred, I really think you
need to go to the hospital.
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They're just gonna tell me to
follow concussion protocols.
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I've been through this before.
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Rest for 12 hours
and try not to sleep.
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Someone should watch him.
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Like a partner?
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Like one, but not exactly one.
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I'll do it.
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What are you trying
to get out of at home?
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Sixth grader slumber party.
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Eight girls, three cliques,
there will be no winners.
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Are you gonna take
his care seriously?
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Totally. What platforms
you working with?
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Xbox, Playstation.
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That'll do. You
like Thai food?
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Not really.
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You're probably
just ordering wrong.
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I'll walk you through
it. Let's roll.
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Ok, no strobing lights, though!
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He's in good hands.
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Oh, my gosh. Dispatch
is getting inundated
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with complaints
about the peacock.
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Can't we just
confiscate the bird?
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Good luck.
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We can't take the bird
unless it makes noise
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for three continuous minutes
and it has to be recorded.
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We all know where
this is going, right?
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Stakeout. Like on the force.
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Yeah, I always hated
the rampant corruption
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but I always loved a stakeout.
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A stakeout. Sure.
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Um, you should probably team
up with someone on this though.
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No. He looks way too excited.
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Great. I'll need an unmakes
car with hideaway lights
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and a trucker buddy.
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I don't know what that is.
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Portable urinal. I'll go
change into my streets.
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I'm sorry.
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No. No, no, no.
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He can't just urinate
with me in the car.
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I hope he doesn't.
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Dude, watch your
six. Watch your six!
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I thought you were
watching my six.
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You're dead.
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My brains are everywhere.
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That's a concussion
you don't recover from.
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Try the wings.
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Ok. I've never
had one of these.
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A little spicy.
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- Woah! Whoa!! Wait!
- Ride the beast.
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- No. This is hot!
- Ride the beast.
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- No, I want water, man.
- No! Eat something.
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That'll put it out.
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The curry's probably
a bad call though.
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Ugh! Ow! Why does
this exist, man?!
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- That's very spicy.
- Who eats this?
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- Eat the rice.
- The Rice? Oh.
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You bastard,
dude. It's so hot.
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What the hell?
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Wait for it.
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For what?
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Oh! Whoah!
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I feel all buzzy.
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That's the endorphins
kicking in.
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Your mouth just stuck
a half pipe, bro.
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You got anything hotter?
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You warrior. I love it.
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Just so you know, there is
a second surge wave coming.
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It's gonna hit land
in about six hours.
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I'm not worried about it.
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You should be.
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Shall we clear the Al-Qaeda
cell from downtown Dayton?
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Let's show Ohio what is up.
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Bro, you need to stay
with me this time.
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Are you expecting someone?
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No. Protect my guy. He's
fast, but he's not strong.
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It's so fun!
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Emily?
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Hey. Can I come in?
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- Of course, yeah. Come on.
- Ok.
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I was worried about you.
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Why?
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Bro! You just got another
traumatic brain injury.
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Oh, hey Emily.
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Patel! What... loud music?
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Bright strobing
lights? Violent images?
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Are you kidding me?
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What? No, he's
fine. Right, bro?
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I think the second
wave's hitting early.
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Thai food.
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Ah, journaling your thoughts
with a pen and paper.
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That's cute.
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I always figured that we're
not of the same generation.
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How was the war?
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I am logging in my log book.
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This is so dumb.
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- Time in.
- What?
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- Start clocking the squawks.
- Okay.
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Remember, we need to record
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three straight minutes of
squawking for the lawyers.
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Man, I love all animals
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but what exactly is
the upside to this pet?
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Time.
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Seven seconds.
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Oh. This could be
a very long night.
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Oh, we gotta go over
the ground rules.
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There's really only one rule,
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which is no pranking
on stakeouts.
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Why?
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It's just a request. Would
you please respect it?
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Sure.
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You're not gonna respect it.
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No, I'm not.
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What are you doing?
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Oh my gosh! A little
big jumpy there, Frank.
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Don't forget to write
that in your log book.
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"8:07PM, Frank has the yips."
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Ok. How are you feeling?
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I'm really ok.
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No headaches or nausea?
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Touché!
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Patel!
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I'm so sorry.
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You are officially
fired as nurse.
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Alright, you can go home.
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We were actually having fun.
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Yeah.
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Fun is not the
primary objective.
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It's to avoid a seizure.
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I'm almost sure I
haven't had a seizure.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure
he hasn't had a seizure.
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Definitely not a major one.
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Yeah, I, no...
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Well, I can take it from
here. I cleared my night.
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Oh, wait. Now I feel bad.
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Did you have big plans?
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Yeah, I did.
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I don't want to go into details,
but they were substantial plans.
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That sounds made up.
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It's not made up.
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Well I can't go home.
The girl's slumber party!
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Oh yeah. We've been
following it on social media.
262
00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,461
The Kaitlyn and Lucile
thing came to a head
263
00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:23,863
and guess where Rose ended up?
264
00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,031
Yep.
265
00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:26,232
- On the outs.
- The outs.
266
00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,868
Alright. Well, if
you are going to stay
267
00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:31,537
then we all need to
be mellow and chill.
268
00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:32,372
Ok.
269
00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:33,340
How chill?
270
00:09:33,341 --> 00:09:36,709
Like, um... Like
board game chill.
271
00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,711
Sounds great. Shred, go
and prepare the funeral.
272
00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,547
- For the buzz?
- For the buzz.
273
00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:43,550
French fry?
274
00:09:43,551 --> 00:09:45,251
Sprinkled with
laxatives? No thanks.
275
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,719
If it was laced with laxatives
276
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,387
wouldn't I have gotten
you your own bag?
277
00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,056
You tell me. The stakeout
was really sudden
278
00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:52,358
so you could have a ton of
dangerous ideas in the works
279
00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:53,893
but not had a chance
to think them through.
280
00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:55,061
What is wrong with you?
281
00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:56,495
Why are you so
obsessed with pranks
282
00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:59,198
when being on the receiving
end is clearly torture for you.
283
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,232
I'm not obsessed.
284
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,734
It's just something
I've always done.
285
00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,569
Being on the force,
growing up with brothers.
286
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,237
Easy access to fireworks.
287
00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,539
It's not my theory.
288
00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:09,076
You got a theory?
289
00:10:09,077 --> 00:10:11,077
I do. It's a simple
one, but yeah.
290
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:13,246
- Ok.
- You have intimacy issues.
291
00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,282
And pranks are a way to
keep people at arms length.
292
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,449
- Intimacy issues?
- Yeah.
293
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,418
How sad. It's just
pure projection.
294
00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,287
It's very lazy police
work, Officer Sands.
295
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,621
Ok, that is not projection.
296
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,623
I get intimate two to
three times a week.
297
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,425
Sometimes more in summer months.
298
00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:27,760
Maybe it's not actual intimacy
299
00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:30,697
and it's just you trying to
fill a bottomless well of need.
300
00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:34,133
Oh, wow. Kitty got claws.
301
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,936
Look, stakeouts
can get pretty real
302
00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,237
and they can be
powerful moments...
303
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:41,108
Please stop talking.
I don't want to talk.
304
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:45,312
And I'm freezing. Doesn't
this thing have heat?
305
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,614
Yeah, right here.
306
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:53,787
Got ya! Oh, my gosh!
307
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,464
That went even
better than planned.
308
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,669
Talc? That's the big prank?
309
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,939
You should see your face.
310
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:13,906
You know, if I could see it,
311
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,307
it would be a look of
profound disappointment
312
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,143
because, where's the pageantry?
313
00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:18,177
Where the intricate planning?
314
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,812
There should be bees
coming out of the vent.
315
00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,581
Yeah, I know it's old school
but you didn't see it coming.
316
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:23,983
Time in. Start the clock.
317
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:24,985
Here we go.
318
00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,154
You're a jackass.
319
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,324
Ok, this is gonna
be so much fun.
320
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,360
Does everyone have their tea?
321
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,494
Yay.
322
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:38,430
I am gonna have to call
dibs on this thimble.
323
00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,466
Oh. I've always been
a wheelbarrow man.
324
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:41,868
- Really?
- Mmhmm.
325
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,803
How married are
we to this music?
326
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:46,705
Yeah, is this, uh,
folk? Elevator folk?
327
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,174
- Is that a thing?
- What is it?
328
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,476
It's a playlist off the
restorative channel.
329
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:54,513
Well, I'm battling 11 years
of parenting exhaustion
330
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,682
and I'm gonna need
some stimulus here.
331
00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:57,884
Have some tea, bro.
332
00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,652
Yeah, get some
dandelion up in you.
333
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:01,854
- It's good, right?
- It is.
334
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,055
Oh god.
335
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,356
Just ten more seconds!
336
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:09,062
2:53, 2:54... 2:55-
337
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,730
Ugh!
338
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,065
You have got to be kidding me.
339
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,534
This bird is good.
340
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:20,339
Hey, uh, sorry about the
bottomless well of need comment.
341
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:24,376
I have no business knocking you
for wanting to enjoy your life.
342
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:28,014
I have fun. But it
does get exhausting.
343
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,482
I've been waking up pretty
wretched the morning after.
344
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,583
That's called a hangover,
345
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,264
and they only get worse
when you get older.
346
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:37,089
You know, I always give
you crap about your age.
347
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,058
Hm.
348
00:12:38,059 --> 00:12:39,392
But I don't even see you as old.
349
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,595
Ok. Whatever.
350
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:45,564
I need caffeine,
351
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,566
so I'm gonna head around the
corner to the gas station
352
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:48,600
and get us a coffee.
353
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,370
Yeah, yeah that sounds
pretty good, rookie.
354
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,411
Dang. Baltic Ave again.
355
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,447
Oh. Patel, I owe
you more rent.
356
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,448
Patel?
357
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,750
Mm.
358
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,253
Hey. Hey.
359
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,921
Ok, he's like totally asleep.
360
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:12,124
Poor guy ran around like a top
and just tuckered himself out.
361
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,895
You know, he's actually
a really fun guy.
362
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,865
Well, maybe he can still be fun.
363
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:19,932
What are you thinking?
364
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,100
Well, I am annoyed at him
365
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,135
that he dropped the ball
on taking care of you
366
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:27,406
and the depth of his slumber
is, um... an opportunity.
367
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:30,276
Emily Middle Name Price.
What'd you have in mind?
368
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,045
A big L on the forehead?
369
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,647
You know what? I'm
gonna surprise you.
370
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:36,984
And you.
371
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:45,624
Ah... Ugh... Ah...
372
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,294
Oh, come on. Wake
up, leg. Come on.
373
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,931
What?
374
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,299
Are you Ebeneezer Dawkins?
375
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,101
I'm Frank Shaw with
Animal Control.
376
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,102
Do you have some ID?
377
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,170
Sure.
378
00:13:58,638 --> 00:13:59,606
Could you come with me?
379
00:13:59,607 --> 00:14:00,639
What's going on?
380
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,141
Now don't get agitated,
I'm trying to help you.
381
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:05,978
Ok. Ah, ooh.
There it is again.
382
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,580
Ah! I can't sit for
that long anymore.
383
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,449
There was a silver alert
put out earlier this evening
384
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,650
for an Ebeneezer Dawkins
385
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,819
matching your description
with possible dementia
386
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,487
who wandered off from
a seniors centre.
387
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:16,957
Just look at my ID.
388
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,827
Yeah, that's you,
Ebeneezer Dawkins.
389
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,964
That... clearly
this is a fake ID.
390
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,666
My partner must have
made it. Do I look 79?
391
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,347
Let me me get you in
the light here, buddy.
392
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,837
Yeah, you're more
like, you know, 60.
393
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:32,838
What?
394
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,208
That was worth it all.
395
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,509
Hey, what's going on here?
396
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,811
Just a whole lot of gratitude
for first responders like you.
397
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,013
Be careful, it's hot.
398
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,514
That's my partner,
399
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,683
we're Animal Control and
clearly she is pulling a prank.
400
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:45,985
Oh, you're kidding me?
401
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,686
It's a crime to send out a fake
alert, you know that, right?
402
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,021
I do now.
403
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:52,191
But I feel like you're probably
gonna let me get away with it.
404
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,193
That's true.
405
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,228
Don't do it again.
406
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,562
Me?
407
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,231
- Bye.
- Good night.
408
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:04,336
And now, I am getting
texts from like everyone.
409
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,572
Oh yeah, an alert went
out to the entire state.
410
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,008
Western Canada too.
411
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,816
Time.
412
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,252
You gonna be snippy all
night because I bested you?
413
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,253
Time!
414
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,590
A minute, thirty.
415
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,393
What the hell was that?
416
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,913
It's him. It's C-38.
417
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:50,182
I think we solved
our peacock problem.
418
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,084
Not the best solution,
because he ate it.
419
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,386
And now we have to sedate him.
420
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,128
I can't do it.
421
00:16:01,129 --> 00:16:02,294
You're just sedating him.
422
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,930
No, we tranq him then
we have to report it
423
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,198
and that he's been killing pets
424
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,534
in a residential area then
they'll have to destroy him.
425
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:11,304
Well, he doesn't seem so
un-dangerous right now.
426
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,142
I can't.
427
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,444
Frank!
428
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,152
That's actually really good.
429
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,786
I can't believe
he didn't wake up.
430
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,456
I kind of want to
check his vitals.
431
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,625
I was wondering something.
432
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:34,993
What? What's that?
433
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,563
Do you ever, like,
miss snowboarding?
434
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:38,797
No.
435
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,266
I mean, I got to do more of it
436
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,633
than most people get
to do in a lifetime,
437
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:44,103
so how can I complain, right?
438
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:44,971
And what is it anyway?
439
00:16:44,972 --> 00:16:46,638
You go up a hill in a chair
440
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,640
and then you go
back down the hill.
441
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:51,009
Except your body's
like a rocket ship
442
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,811
if a rocket ship could surf
443
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:56,248
and mountains were like
10,000 foot-high waves.
444
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,084
You sound completely
over it, so...
445
00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,851
- Yeah.
- That's good. That's good.
446
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,820
Yeah. Yeah, no. I
don't miss it at all.
447
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:04,190
Mmhmm. So, I actually have
one more question for you.
448
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,624
Hm?
449
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,159
Do you have a feather?
450
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,495
Do I have a feather?
451
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:18,671
I'm sorry.
452
00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:21,006
Heck, you were just
trying to save my life.
453
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:24,376
Yeah, which you still haven't
said thank you for, by the way.
454
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,377
Hm.
455
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,116
This is really
tearing you up, huh?
456
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:33,185
Yeah. Not a lot in
this world I admire.
457
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:36,188
C-38? It's just who he is.
458
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:39,024
Doesn't apologize,
doesn't compromise.
459
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,993
Just a creature in perfect
harmony with his surroundings.
460
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:45,031
And then people came
and messed it all up.
461
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,001
It kills me I'm the
one that did him in.
462
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,372
Who's to say you did him in?
463
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,311
I reckon he'll be safe up here.
464
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:06,051
Wow, in this light you can
really see how muscled he is.
465
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,719
Seriously, if you want
some alone time with him
466
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:08,988
I can wait in the truck.
467
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:13,893
He's waking up.
468
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,106
Bye, buddy.
469
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,119
Oh!
470
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,226
Ugh. I'm sorry. I must
have fallen asleep.
471
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:50,596
Yeah. You were...
you were in and out.
472
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,063
What time is it?
473
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,565
Uh, it's almost midnight.
474
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,134
Oh. I better go relieve Maya.
475
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:57,804
You ok, man?
476
00:18:57,805 --> 00:19:00,071
Oh, yeah. I'm all good.
477
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,274
Obviously I only came here
to get away from my family
478
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:05,110
and play with your
stuff, but this was good.
479
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:06,144
It really was.
480
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,145
And you, Madame Boss Lady,
481
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,614
I'm sorry we gave
you a hard time.
482
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,116
Don't worry about it, Luigi.
483
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,653
Maybe just leave
the jokes to us.
484
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:16,256
Yeah.
485
00:19:16,257 --> 00:19:17,956
Alright, I gotta
go lay down the law
486
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:20,326
with some incredibly
mean-spirited sixth graders.
487
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,461
Good night.
488
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:22,728
Good night.
489
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,102
You know that if they
find out about this
490
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,304
we could lose our jobs?
491
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,472
Yeah.
492
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:36,608
So, here we find ourselves
having to trust each other.
493
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,645
Which I know is hard for
you with the intimacy stuff.
494
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,480
It is a very unnatural feeling.
495
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:44,350
Maybe we should call it
a truce on the prank war?
496
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,817
- Absolutely.
- Right.
497
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:46,653
Victoria Sands?
498
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:47,520
Starting tomorrow.
499
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:48,921
Ready to talk enlistment?
500
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,158
I'm not even a US citizen.
501
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,360
Oh I don't think
you'll see combat,
502
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,127
but I just want to
say, in advance,
503
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,430
thank you for your service.
504
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,267
Where are you
going? No, don't...
505
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,836
You know, I'm actually
kind of jealous
506
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:05,638
of Patel's moustache.
507
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,539
Do you want one?
508
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,173
Well, I can't seem to grow one
509
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,941
and Camila always
made fun of me for it.
510
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,378
Ok, well the artist
is in session.
511
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,313
Really?
512
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,013
Oh, yes.
513
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:14,847
Do it.
514
00:20:14,848 --> 00:20:16,715
Ok. Look at you.
515
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,149
Just sit really still
so I don't mess up.
516
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:18,951
Ok, I'm ready.
517
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:19,951
This is serious.
518
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,322
You know, I never asked you.
519
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:26,692
How did you end up getting
the job at Animal Control?
520
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,159
It's kind of embarrassing.
521
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,663
Uh, I was an administrator
at another precinct
522
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,565
and when Rick got injured,
523
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,535
um, my aunt who works for the
City kind of pushed for me
524
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,036
to get the promotion.
525
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:40,238
I don't think that
makes you unqualified.
526
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,541
Oh, good, 'cause, you know,
I wasn't worried about that,
527
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,175
but now I am.
528
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,177
No! No, no, no! Oh, jeez.
529
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,646
No, 'cause you're like
so good at your job.
530
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:48,714
Oh, yeah.
531
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,382
You're like a natural
leader. For real. Really.
532
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,050
Really?
533
00:20:51,051 --> 00:20:52,418
Yeah, really.
534
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,553
Ok, shut up so I can
just finish this.
535
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:55,554
Ok.
536
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,222
Alright, it's even.
537
00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:57,924
It's good?
538
00:20:57,925 --> 00:20:59,091
Ok, it's really good.
539
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,598
Ok. I should get that.
540
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,734
Yeah.
541
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:13,172
Patel must have
forgotten something.
542
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,275
Surprise.
543
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,276
Camila?
544
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,880
Did you grow a moustache?
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