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People always say there's no
such thing as the perfect crime.
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But I don't agree with that.
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If you plan things
carefully enough...
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if you think through
every last detail...
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if you have nerves of steel...
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if you can remain calm no
matter what happens...
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there should be no problem
you can't handle.
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It's really all a
matter of character.
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Of course, if I had
any character...
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I wouldn't have stolen
$2 million from my boss.
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Christmas Eve.
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Ho, ho, fucking ho.
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Well? How did it go?
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Good. Went good.
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How much?
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A lot.
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Am I going to have to slap the
shit out of you? How much?
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Vic, it's a great big
fucking pile of money.
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$2,147,000 and change.
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My God, we're
actually doing this.
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No, we're not doing it.
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It's already done.
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Look, don't be so worried. The
hard part's done already.
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Everything worked just
like you said it would.
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Yeah. I guess.
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Just act normal for a few
hours and we're home free.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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Okay.
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You want to take the
money and not me?
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You want to take the money?
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No. I don't know. I was just...
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Well, if you want to
take the money...
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I mean, if you think you
can do a better job...
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of guarding $2 million...
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No, no, no. It should be you.
It should be you.
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It's just we didn't
discuss that.
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Are we through discussing it?
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Or is there more to
say on the subject?
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No, we're done.
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Cool. Okay, shut the door.
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- Okay.
- Okay. And, Charlie.
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- Yeah?
- Act normal.
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Yeah.
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Oh, good! Good. No, no, no.
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No, no. That's none
of your business.
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That's none of your fucking
business, all right?
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I don't give a shit, you
toothless old whore.
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Mom. Mom, I gotta go.
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Don't you ever touch her again!
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Sidney! Sidney! No! No!
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Don't hurt him.
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Jeez, it's Christmas.
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I love you.
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Don't be an asshole.
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Giselle, come on, hop up there.
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Merry Christmas, Sidney.
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Hi, Charlie. Didn't
see you come in.
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Who gave Rusti the shiner?
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Her asshole boyfriend. Some
dipshit guitar player.
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I swear to God, if he
comes in here again...
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I'm gonna break his
fucking fingers.
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Jesus, look at this place.
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Just 'cause it's Christmas...
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people all of a sudden can't
look at tits and ass?
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- Hi, Renata.
- Hello, Counselor.
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Not drinking tonight?
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Just watching the floorshow.
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Sidney, get my favorite
crooked lawyer a beer.
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Actually, I'll take a rum.
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Rum?
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- Rum and what?
- Got any pineapple juice?
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If you got one of those
little plastic umbrellas...
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you can put that thing in there.
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What?
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You look like the cat that
swallowed the canary, is what.
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Like you're about
to belch a feather.
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Been working on this acquisition
deal for a while...
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and it finally came
through, so...
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Is this a Bill Guerrard thing?
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No, this is a... No.
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Charlie Arglist.
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Man of mystery.
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This mean you're rich, Charlie?
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'Cause if you are, we
could run away together.
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It's a thought.
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Leaving Wichita.
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Damn right, it's a thought.
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Come the first of the year, there'll
be no more nude dancing in the city.
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Which means I'm fucked.
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And don't tell me, "Move out
to the county," either.
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Because Bill Guerrard's got
the county all to himself.
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And I don't think he's
looking for competition.
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Isn't that right, Charlie?
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You should let me help you out.
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If I was real smart, I'd see
this as an opportunity.
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- I could, you know.
- Could what?
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- Help you.
- You, Charlie?
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If you had that photo...
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Of Councilman
Williams and Cupcake?
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Vic's got that photo.
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And I know he won't
give it to me...
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because I've asked him
nice and he just won't.
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Well, he wouldn't have to know.
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That would be just about...
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the nicest Christmas present
you could give me, Charlie.
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I'd have to think of something
extra nice to give you in return.
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No. Forget it.
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I appreciate the thought, but you'd
be getting in way over your head.
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Vic Cavanaugh and Bill Guerrard
eat guys like you for lunch.
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- Sidney.
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I'll be back later to close up.
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It's against my religion to
give out personal advice...
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but you should either sober
up or get real drunk.
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That's fucking horrible.
Toss it and give me a beer.
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Have you seen Charlie tonight?
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No. You just missed him.
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How about Vic? Seen Vic?
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No. Not yet.
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Of course, it is Christmas.
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Yeah, right. Christmas.
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"As Wichita falls, so
falls Wichita Falls."
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What sort of fucking moron
would write such a thing?
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Roy Gelles is in town.
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Vic, did you hear me?
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Roy Gelles is in town.
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- So what?
- So he's looking for us.
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So maybe he knows. That's what.
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Roy Gelles doesn't know shit.
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Roy Gelles knows what
Bill Guerrard tells him.
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And Bill doesn't know shit
either, so chill out.
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Then what is he doing in
town on Christmas Eve?
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Thank you, sweetie.
I appreciate it.
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He's got a daughter in town.
Maybe he's visiting her.
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Like you said, it's Christmas.
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That still doesn't explain
why he's at the Sweet Cage.
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Listen, Charlie, don't go
squirrelly on me now, okay?
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Just stick to the plan.
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Maybe we should leave now.
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Well, we're not going to.
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In case you haven't noticed, it's
a fucking hockey rink out there.
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Oh, my God, what have I done?
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- What?
- Nothing.
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They say the rain is supposed
to stop by midnight.
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By 5:00 in the morning,
we're in Kansas City...
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where we enjoy a leisurely
breakfast at the airport...
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and by 8:00, we're on a
plane to someplace warm...
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where it's against the
fucking law to rain, okay?
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Click.
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Vic? Vic?
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Fuck me.
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Fuck.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Hi, Mr. Arglist. I
didn't recognize you.
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Hi.
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Yeah. Boy, I didn't realize
how slippery that was.
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Yeah. Didn't you notice all the
cars off the side of the road?
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I wasn't paying close
enough attention, I guess.
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- You going somewhere,
Mr. Argllst?
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Hey, none of my business, right?
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I'd be careful, though.
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We're gonna have this freezing
rain on and off all night...
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so I'd stay off the road...
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and probably take it
easy with that, too.
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The next guy who
pulls you over...
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might be somebody who
don't know any better.
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I definitely owe you one.
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All right. It's Tyler.
It's R.P. Tyler.
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Remember my name
to Mr. Guerrard.
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I will.
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What is it?
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Just kidding. Just kidding.
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- Have a merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
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Dickhead.
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I'm not working Christmas for
no fucking money, Dennis.
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I'm not.
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I could be at home spending
Christmas with my kids.
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Your kids with your husband, Francie.
They in Denver.
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Fuck you very much for
throwing that in my face.
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Look, you can cry all you want,
but you're still going on.
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You've been here long enough
to know the goddamn drill.
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You wanna work on the hot nights,
you gotta work on the cold.
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Fuck it, Dennis.
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I'm not paying Bill Guerrard
a $100 stage rental fee...
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so some old pervert can look at
my twat on Christmas fucking Eve!
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Go dance.
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Tell you what. Since
it's Christmas Eve...
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stage rental's on the house.
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Hi, Charlie. I didn't
see you come in.
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Hi.
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You mean it?
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Uh-huh.
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Gee, thanks.
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Since when are you a friend
of the working girl?
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It's Christmas, Dennis.
It's God's birthday.
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Well, hello there, Councilman.
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50, Dennis, you're saying you
haven't seen Charlie, huh?
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Charlie? No. Why do you ask?
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How about Vic Cavanaugh?
You seen him?
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Dude, I don't do henchmen, man.
I do strippers.
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00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,372
Hey, Frankie. Is Vic around?
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He's sitting over there.
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00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,368
- Let me get you a drink.
- Thanks.
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Victor.
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You know, us being seen together,
tonight of all nights...
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is probably not so smart.
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I would have called...
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but I had a bit of a situation.
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50. Guess who's
over at the Tease.
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Roy Gelles. I just spoke to him.
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00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,520
- You just spoke to him?
- Yeah, I spoke to him.
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Come on, man. What the fuck...
What did he say?
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What's wrong with you? He just
called to wish me a merry Christmas.
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What did you say?
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Well, I wished him
a merry Christmas.
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What did he say?
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What the hell are you
so worried about?
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Vic, I sue people for a living.
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You sell them pornography.
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Roy hurts people.
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He makes it so their knees and
elbows bend in both directions.
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That worries me.
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Let me ask you something.
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Did I make a mistake when I made
you my partner in this deal?
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You didn't make me your partner.
I am the one who showed you...
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how to steal $2 million worth
of Bill Guerrard's money.
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Then I showed you how to do it so
he wouldn't know what you'd done...
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till it was too late.
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What we've done, okay?
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Remember that. What we've done.
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And here's the thing
about what we've done.
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Mr. Arglist?
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- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.
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Left to yourself, you'd
still be on a barstool...
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thinking about how
it could be done...
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if somebody had the balls to do it.
Which is me.
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Don't poke, Vic, okay? I get it.
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Hello.
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Yeah.
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I know that. I know that.
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00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,854
I know that, too.
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00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,788
All right, I gotta
get out of here.
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So, I'll meet you at the
Velvet Touch at 1:00.
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- Just like we planned, all right?
- Who was that?
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Not that it's any of
your fucking business.
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That was my wife.
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Thank you. Thank you, sweetie.
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The lovely Gladys, of whom you've
heard me speak over the years...
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with tenderness and affection.
249
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,768
She was wondering if
I'm gonna be home...
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in time for midnight worship.
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00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,688
- I thought that's who you were...
- Oh, having dinner with? No, no.
252
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,564
See, Gladys is on
the Subway Diet.
253
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,313
She has a couple of foot-longs
at lunch, couple at dinner.
254
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,865
Buys her clothes from
Omar the Tentmaker.
255
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,284
But perhaps I'm being unkind.
256
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,278
Anyway, let me out of here.
257
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,872
- Hey, Vic.
- Yeah?
258
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:31,381
If you wouldn't mind, you know,
in case we get separated...
259
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:33,708
tell me where the money is.
260
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,464
Excuse me, Mr. Arglist.
261
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,096
That's hilarious.
262
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,007
- He's something else.
- Yeah.
263
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,933
Mr. Arglist, I wonder
if I might have a word?
264
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,389
Sure. Vic!
265
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,016
Mr. Arglist, I'm
sorry to bother you.
266
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,064
I believe you can help us.
267
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,480
Peter Van Heuten is a
friend of yours, right?
268
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,019
Yes.
269
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,980
He's in no shape to drive...
270
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:57,403
Charlie fucking Arglist!
271
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:01,278
Yo ho ho, mo-fo! What are
you doing here, man?
272
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,329
- Hiya, Pete.
- Merry Christmas!
273
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,374
It's good to see you!
Good to see you!
274
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,956
What are you doing here, man?
The real people are in there.
275
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,377
Let's go in here.
276
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:14,382
Everybody, I want you to meet...
Listen up, a friend of mine...
277
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,385
This is Charlie Arglist, the
most talented and handsome...
278
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,971
mob lawyer in all of Kansas.
279
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,092
I really wish you wouldn't do that.
Come on.
280
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:26,348
Come on. That was Vic Cavanaugh you
were hanging out with back there.
281
00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:28,434
- So what?
- Hey, let me ask you a question.
282
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,481
Is it true that one time...
283
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:33,606
he cut the hand off of somebody
who stuck their fingers...
284
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:37,064
up the twazzallah of a
dancer over at Tease-O-Rama?
285
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,239
Look around at the bar.
286
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,909
Do you see a lot of
one-armed men in here?
287
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,531
Because if they chopped
off the hand...
288
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,412
of every guy who tried
that with a stripper...
289
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,414
half the men in Wichita
would be wearing hooks.
290
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:49,580
Are you trying to tell me that these
are just normal guys you work for?
291
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:50,827
What are you doing here?
292
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,079
Trying to get my ashes
hauled, like everybody else!
293
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,081
Noél, Joyeux Noél!
294
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,216
It's all right. He's drunk.
295
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,211
Sarabeth isn't performing
that function anymore?
296
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:04,012
Did she do that for
you oftentimes...
297
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,391
throughout your saga?
298
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:07,643
Occasionally. Not very often.
299
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,263
Is she still wearing
flannel to bed?
300
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,393
Silly me.
301
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,896
I thought, until I met
and married Sarabeth...
302
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,647
that it was only
little children...
303
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:19,322
who wore those things with
the feet sewn on the bottom.
304
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,802
You could have warned
me about that.
305
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,658
And I'm actually being
kind of serious here.
306
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,403
I tried to, Pete. I really did.
307
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,659
Yeah, bullshit. I was the end
of your alimony problem.
308
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:29,374
- That's what I was.
- Like hell. You were in love.
309
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,499
With my wife.
310
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,002
Love.
311
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:36,130
Someday somebody is going
totally up the cost...
312
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,340
of that particular illusion.
313
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,595
- Hey.
- Yeah?
314
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,343
Did you ever go and...
315
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,266
- The strippers?
- Yeah, occasionally.
316
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,476
- Yeah?
- Yeah, sure.
317
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,094
When I'm really desperate...
318
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,501
or completely shit-faced, or
generally have my head up my ass.
319
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,233
I'm all those three things
right now, baby. Let's go!
320
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,730
So how you doing
otherwise, buddy?
321
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,404
Great. Great. Really great.
322
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:03,400
Drawing a lot of buildings.
Making a fucking fortune.
323
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:07,766
Well, listen. I gotta
make a phone call.
324
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:11,124
If you just hold down the
fort here and remain calm.
325
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,454
Remain calm.
326
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,913
Big mob lawyer.
327
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,885
- Sweet Cage.
- Sidney, is Renata back yet?
328
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,937
No. She just called.
Said she's on her way.
329
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:34,556
All right, listen...
330
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,812
when she gets back, you tell
her I have that present...
331
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:39,193
that I mentioned for her
earlier and not to leave.
332
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,395
Okay? Bye.
333
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,647
- Mr. Arglist.
- Councilman.
334
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,361
I wonder if we might
have a quiet word.
335
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,866
Actually, I'm kind of...
336
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:50,080
Would you be good enough to deliver
a message from me to Mr. Guerrard?
337
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,919
Wichita is a community of
good people, Mr. Arglist.
338
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,121
Christian people.
339
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,877
Yeah, half of them are in this
very bar trying to get laid.
340
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:04,753
That may well be. But my
point is, some time ago...
341
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:09,007
in a moment of weakness, I
did a very foolish thing.
342
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,384
And that foolish thing
was photographed.
343
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:15,347
I believe that photo is in the
possession of a Mr. Vic Cavanaugh...
344
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:18,812
an associate of yours, who
refuses to surrender it...
345
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:22,191
despite several generous
offers for its purchase...
346
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,401
the last of which, delivered
not 10 minutes ago.
347
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,149
People can be stubborn.
348
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:30,407
Do you think Mr. Guerrard would be
able to persuade Mr. Cavanaugh...
349
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:35,409
to reconsider if he understood
his own interests in the matter?
350
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,962
Well, Mr. Guerrard is one of the
most persuasive men I know.
351
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,673
What kind of figures are
we talking about here?
352
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,376
Are we talking about four?
Five? Six?
353
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,378
Five, Mr. Arglist. Low five.
354
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,345
Councilman, I think the
photo in question...
355
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,384
might be closer than you
can possibly imagine.
356
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:57,939
- You've given me hope, Mr. Arglist.
- Merry Christmas.
357
00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:01,276
Wonderful season, isn't it? 50
full of mutual understanding.
358
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:02,568
Yeah.
359
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,861
You gotta know the whole
culture is in the toilet...
360
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:15,410
if a guy dressed like that can
get laid in a place like this.
361
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,542
Hey, you're flipping off the
mob here, just so you know.
362
00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:21,291
Did I mention to you that I
really wish you wouldn't do that?
363
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,375
Yeah.
364
00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:26,422
- M-O-B, mob. Okay?
- All right, let's go.
365
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:28,420
Right back at you, huh?
366
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:31,048
And there, that one, too.
There, see?
367
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,539
That's my chair in there.
368
00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:00,827
You wanna know the truth?
369
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,338
I can't fill it.
370
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,674
Neither could I, if it
makes you feel any better.
371
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,097
Listen, Charlie.
372
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,343
Before we go in, there's
something I have to tell you.
373
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:20,347
It's been on my conscience, and
you can punch me if you want to.
374
00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:22,352
I don't think I'm gonna want to.
375
00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:27,358
Back when you and Sarabeth were
still married that last year...
376
00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:30,569
she and I were fucking.
377
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:33,985
No kidding?
378
00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:40,125
Like minks. Everywhere. Kitchen
table, your bed, garage.
379
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:41,544
Wow.
380
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,375
Jesus, Charlie, we were friends.
381
00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:46,956
It doesn't make you angry?
382
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,717
Actually, it makes me curious.
383
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:54,305
Makes me wonder who
she's fucking now.
384
00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:01,934
Yo ho ho! Merry
fucking Christmas!
385
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:06,396
Guess who I brought with me?
Ghost of Christmas Past.
386
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:11,402
Marley! Get the fuck in here.
387
00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:13,608
Hey, everybody.
388
00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:16,114
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
389
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:21,366
Hello, Charlie.
390
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,535
Come in and have a piece of pie.
391
00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:25,540
Hi, Dottie. No, thank you.
I'm fine.
392
00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:28,339
I just wanted to stop in and
wish you all a very merry...
393
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:31,251
Screw the pie, you old harpy.
We're here for dinner.
394
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:34,592
Turkey, cranberry,
stuffing, the works!
395
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,756
Thanks. Yeah.
396
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:43,184
Yeah. Motherfucker. Yeah.
397
00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:46,398
Turkey-alurkey.
398
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,142
Pathetic.
399
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,394
What did you say, Stan?
400
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:53,405
You two are pathetic. Makes
me ashamed to be a man.
401
00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:57,027
I'm pathetic? I'm pathetic?
402
00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,403
Who paid for that
hip replacement...
403
00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:01,577
your insurance company
wouldn't cover, huh?
404
00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:04,076
Dad, tell me that!
405
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:08,417
And who took care of your mortgage
payments when you were recuperating?
406
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,373
And when you're
done with that...
407
00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:13,088
maybe you could explain
to me who it was...
408
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,044
raised his only daughter...
409
00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:19,053
to be a cold, gossiping,
hypocritical bitch!
410
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,392
- So, Spence, how you doing?
- Go to hell.
411
00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:33,271
Don't you talk to
your father that way.
412
00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:36,240
He's not my father. He didn't
even send us presents this year.
413
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:37,612
I hate his guts.
414
00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:40,240
Is that right, Charlie?
415
00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:42,571
You didn't even send them
any Christmas presents?
416
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,782
No. Christmas is tomorrow.
417
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,414
Guess what, Daddy? I was
in the Christmas play.
418
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:48,504
So what?
419
00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:51,502
All you were was Tiny Tim's sister,
and you didn't even have any lines!
420
00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:52,957
And he didn't even
come to watch!
421
00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:55,589
He would have, but Mommy
didn't send an invitation!
422
00:25:56,889 --> 00:26:00,098
I'm sorry, Charlie, but
maybe you should go now.
423
00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:03,263
And perhaps you would
give Pete a ride home?
424
00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:07,146
Sarabeth and the children
will be staying here tonight.
425
00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:08,813
- Okay.
- Yeah.
426
00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:10,003
Listen, sweetie, I'm gonna go...
427
00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:12,297
and I'm going to come back and
visit you tomorrow, all right?
428
00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:15,609
Don't believe him, Melissa. He's lying.
All he ever does is lie.
429
00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:16,814
Shut up!
430
00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:19,825
Merry Christmas, Charlie.
431
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:35,174
On the whole, I thought
that went well.
432
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,126
Yeah, it's good to
see the family.
433
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:40,300
What do you say, one more drink?
The night is young.
434
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:43,803
- All right, one more, that's it.
- Okay. One more.
435
00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:58,397
Melissa really misses you.
436
00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:01,324
Not Spencer. He hates me.
437
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:06,823
You just gotta give him time.
He'll come around.
438
00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:09,993
Your leaving came at an
awkward age for him.
439
00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:11,998
A clean break is best.
440
00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:15,874
No, a clean break is easiest.
On you.
441
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:19,009
Oh.
442
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:22,217
Are you saying you
have no regrets?
443
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,389
Don't believe in them.
444
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:27,886
Bullshit. Everybody has regrets.
445
00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:31,810
Guys our age, what
else is there?
446
00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:39,947
I ever tell you my
father was a twin?
447
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,616
- Identical?
- Fraternal.
448
00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:45,403
Looked a lot alike,
though, him and my uncle.
449
00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:47,997
Different temperaments
completely.
450
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,537
My father, he's a cop.
451
00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:53,377
By-the-book guy.
452
00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:57,381
Believed in the law. Wanted
his only son to be a lawyer.
453
00:27:57,426 --> 00:28:00,088
Drank in moderation,
didn't smoke.
454
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,841
Kept up his life
insurance premiums.
455
00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:05,928
Voted in every election,
not just for president.
456
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:09,101
Let me guess. Uncle didn't vote.
457
00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:12,392
He said he didn't want to
encourage the bastards.
458
00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:15,516
In and out of jail from
the time he was 16...
459
00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:18,399
drunk all the time, fucked
everything that walked.
460
00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:21,864
Won a fortune playing poker,
lost it all the same way.
461
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,157
Lost an eye in a fight.
Half his life...
462
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:27,407
So what you're trying to say
is, you take after your uncle.
463
00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:30,364
I wasn't finished.
464
00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:33,375
My father was 54...
465
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:36,791
when he died of a massive
embolism, right here in Wichita.
466
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:41,379
My uncle died the
very next day...
467
00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:45,087
in a car wreck in California.
468
00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:49,383
So the point is...
469
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,390
it is futile to regret.
470
00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:57,350
You do one thing,
you do another...
471
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,685
I mean, so what?
472
00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:03,109
What's the difference?
Same result.
473
00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:12,790
How many of these lights
you gonna sit through?
474
00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:15,376
See if I tell you
another fucking story.
475
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:20,631
Sorry, guys, we're closed.
476
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,217
- We just want one drink.
- Each.
477
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:28,139
My friend's a mobster. You might
know that, you might not.
478
00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:31,968
I'll tell you what. I'll give
you one, on the house...
479
00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:33,427
if you drink it up and leave.
480
00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:35,263
But I'm not opening
my register back up.
481
00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:37,143
Thank you, gorgeous.
482
00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:41,436
Do you know where this last
drink is going to take me?
483
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:44,321
To that perfect stage
of drunkenness.
484
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,740
And then, do you know
what I'm going to do?
485
00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:51,242
I'm going to go straight home,
go to bed, and dream of you.
486
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:57,372
I don't think I'd pursue
that particular line.
487
00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,245
- You with him?
- Yeah.
488
00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:01,626
Makes no difference. It's okay.
489
00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:03,750
It's a free country.
490
00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:06,927
And any man can dream
anything he wants to dream.
491
00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:08,379
And tonight I'm
gonna dream of you.
492
00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:10,381
All right, I gotta make a phone call.
I'll be right back.
493
00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:11,757
Okay, behave yourself.
494
00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:15,018
- Sweet Cage.
- Sidney, is Renata back yet?
495
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:16,558
No. Not yet.
496
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:21,392
But you won't believe
who just walked in.
497
00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:23,940
- Roy Gelles?
- No. Forget Roy Gelles, will you?
498
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,984
That fucking guitar player.
499
00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:28,031
The one who gave
Rusti the black eye.
500
00:30:28,118 --> 00:30:29,404
What's going on?
501
00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:30,784
I swear to God...
502
00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:34,576
if he gives Rusti any trouble, I'm
gonna break his fucking fingers.
503
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:35,872
What's your name, jock strap?
504
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:37,366
Which hand should I break?
505
00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:39,493
I don't have the answer
to that question, Sidney.
506
00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:41,795
Listen, when Renata gets
back in, just tell her-...
507
00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:43,501
I know. You got a
present for her.
508
00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:45,754
I hope you don't think she's
gonna fuck you, Charlie.
509
00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:48,385
- Think it's out of the question?
- Absolutely.
510
00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:50,629
Merry Christmas, Sidney.
511
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:53,383
Yeah. Merry Christmas, Charlie.
512
00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,624
Would you like to know what
you're going to be wearing...
513
00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:01,390
- in my little dream?
- Disregard him.
514
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:02,812
Hmm...
515
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:06,984
That fish necklace,
and that's it.
516
00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:09,657
Completely disregard him tonight.
He's drunk.
517
00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:13,403
Except for that necklace, you're
gonna be one naked little Christian.
518
00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:18,415
Pete, not that you're
asking for my advice...
519
00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:21,836
but, listen, I would shut
the fuck up right now.
520
00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:23,204
Shhh.
521
00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:24,379
Yeah.
522
00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:28,376
- Hey. Sporty Nuts.
- Pete.
523
00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:32,972
If you don't get laid tonight,
fish necklace or no...
524
00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:35,345
it's 'cause you're
not trying, my son.
525
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:37,055
Pete, I hope you're
listening to me.
526
00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:39,645
And if you play
your cards right...
527
00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:42,977
this hot-assed little
Jesus freak...
528
00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:47,483
just might initiate you into the
Campus Crusade for Cunnilingus.
529
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:52,279
Do you notice that I am practicing
non-violent resistance...
530
00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:55,654
in honor of the
Christmas holiday?
531
00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:58,409
Because that's the way...
532
00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:02,376
baby Jesus would have
wanted me to do it.
533
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:09,967
That was unpleasant. I
think I scraped my tummy.
534
00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:21,178
Oh, my nuts.
535
00:32:26,403 --> 00:32:28,394
I got it. I got it.
536
00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,399
- You sure?
- I got it.
537
00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:36,493
Oh, fuck.
538
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,801
Jesus Christ, Pete, you had the
whole goddamn parking lot.
539
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:55,136
Why did you have to
throw up in the car?
540
00:32:55,265 --> 00:33:00,101
I think that boy drove one of my
testicles up into my body cavity.
541
00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:01,552
Are you sure?
542
00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:04,389
I don't know where
else it could be.
543
00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:06,140
Okay, bounce me.
544
00:33:09,029 --> 00:33:10,394
Again, again.
545
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:15,991
Now, three times fast.
Three times fast!
546
00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:25,076
If you're trying to shake the
money out of his pockets...
547
00:33:25,212 --> 00:33:27,749
you gotta turn him
upside down first.
548
00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:30,377
Right.
549
00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:33,091
Think that did it.
550
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:36,387
One, two. Yup.
551
00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:38,630
We did it.
552
00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:40,841
You have a good
night, Mr. Arglist.
553
00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:42,467
Good night, now.
554
00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:02,117
Take me home, buddy.
I know my limit.
555
00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:04,406
You are home, for
Christ's sake, Pete.
556
00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:12,380
Pants, pants, pants.
557
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:16,468
I got it, I got it, I got it.
558
00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:19,133
Do you remember when
you used to live here?
559
00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:20,704
- Do you remember?
- Yeah. I remember.
560
00:34:20,809 --> 00:34:22,720
- This used to be your house.
- Come on.
561
00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:25,640
I got it, I got it, I got it.
562
00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:26,845
I know the way.
563
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,980
- Are you sure?
- Buddy, I got it.
564
00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:31,851
- All right.
- I got it, okay.
565
00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:37,406
Man down.
566
00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:41,034
Man down.
567
00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:45,785
I thought I had it.
568
00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:47,498
But I didn't.
569
00:34:48,378 --> 00:34:50,210
I didn't have it.
570
00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:57,050
Man still down.
571
00:34:58,013 --> 00:35:00,380
Man remains down.
572
00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:03,382
Get some rest, pal.
573
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:58,316
Stop! Stop it!
574
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:01,898
Oh, fuck!
575
00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:06,199
Oh, my God!
576
00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:08,200
Hi, Rusti. Is Renata inside?
577
00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:09,744
Oh, fuck!
578
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,618
- Charlie, did you meet Donny?
- Ronny.
579
00:36:12,796 --> 00:36:16,255
Yeah. Donny had this giant crush
on me back in high school.
580
00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:17,547
Only I had no idea.
581
00:36:17,634 --> 00:36:20,467
We had two classes together,
chemistry and something else.
582
00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:21,801
We can't remember.
583
00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:23,845
Anyway, so we're talking...
584
00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:26,385
and remembering old
times, and guess what?
585
00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:28,394
We're getting married.
586
00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:29,889
Oh, fuck!
587
00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:31,595
- Great.
- Oh, God!
588
00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:36,733
Listen. Let this night
be a reminder to you...
589
00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:41,443
when you think about using her
as a punching bag. All right?
590
00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:43,611
All right? Don't... All right?
591
00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:46,405
- Sidney.
- All right.
592
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:50,372
- You do hear that siren, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
593
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,867
Look, Charlie, my blood
was up, you know?
594
00:36:54,254 --> 00:36:56,440
My mother's always telling me
I need to work on my anger.
595
00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:58,580
Channel my energies into
something more positive.
596
00:36:58,675 --> 00:37:00,165
Makes me want to slap her silly.
597
00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:02,460
Jesus Christ, Sidney, you don't
hit your mother, do you?
598
00:37:02,512 --> 00:37:03,843
Christ, no.
599
00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:06,638
Charlie, I'm talking about
desires here, that's all.
600
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,136
Urges and shit.
601
00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:11,385
Anyway, I gotta 90.
Gotta pick up the kids.
602
00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:12,852
We're going to Six
Flags tomorrow.
603
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,262
- Good.
- Yeah.
604
00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:15,847
- Is she back?
- Oh, yeah.
605
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,392
She's gonna be pissed at me
'cause I'm leaving early.
606
00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:21,395
That's okay. I got something
for her, to cheer her up.
607
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:24,740
Damn. You can read the fine
print on the lubricant.
608
00:37:27,203 --> 00:37:29,570
- I didn't know you smoked.
- I don't.
609
00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:37,286
- I guess I thought you'd be happier.
- Happy?
610
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:41,590
I'm fucking ecstatic.
Can't you tell?
611
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:47,505
And in return for this,
you want exactly what?
612
00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:50,515
Nothing.
613
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,431
Nothing.
614
00:37:56,065 --> 00:38:00,354
Charlie, I've been hearing weird
things about you all night.
615
00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:01,403
Like what?
616
00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:04,313
Like waiving stage rentals
over at the Tease-O-Rama.
617
00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:07,775
Comping dancers' drinks?
Not like you at all.
618
00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:12,199
And now this.
619
00:38:17,045 --> 00:38:18,376
Oh, my God.
620
00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:22,380
You are leaving town.
621
00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:34,851
Have you and Vic been
dipping into the till?
622
00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:37,521
Steal from Bill?
That would be crazy.
623
00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:45,900
Well, then there's only one
other possible explanation.
624
00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:55,113
You're in love with me.
625
00:38:58,002 --> 00:38:59,538
I've always liked you.
626
00:39:00,129 --> 00:39:01,494
I've noticed.
627
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,802
- Tell you what.
- What?
628
00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:18,387
Give me 45 minutes to close up,
then meet me at my apartment.
629
00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:20,560
All right.
630
00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:22,401
Okay.
631
00:39:28,408 --> 00:39:31,025
I forgot. Vic called.
632
00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:35,279
Said to tell you that you
were right and he was wrong.
633
00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:40,117
Something about a guy you thought
might be looking for you.
634
00:39:40,253 --> 00:39:41,618
- Yeah?
- He is.
635
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,041
This was when?
636
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,123
About half an hour ago.
637
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:50,427
Vic said for you to meet him at the
Velvet Touch as soon as you can.
638
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,756
- You sure nothing's going on?
- Not a thing.
639
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,303
Don't forget to come back, okay?
640
00:39:57,604 --> 00:39:58,890
I won't.
641
00:40:20,293 --> 00:40:21,374
Vic.
642
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,393
Harder. Oh, yeah.
643
00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:51,396
Vic, hate to interrupt!
644
00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:54,409
Yeah, baby.
645
00:40:54,535 --> 00:40:55,866
Come on, Vic.
646
00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:57,406
Don't stop.
647
00:40:58,414 --> 00:40:59,825
Almost there.
648
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:06,119
Keep going. Keep going.
649
00:41:15,098 --> 00:41:16,259
Vic?
650
00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:42,406
Fuck! Oh, fuck.
651
00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,199
Mr. Arglist?
652
00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:21,285
Oh, fuck!
653
00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:27,792
- Ouch, that had to hurt.
- Yeah, it sure did.
654
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:29,961
What were you doing?
655
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:32,961
I was gonna be sick,
but now I'm okay.
656
00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:35,674
Different car.
657
00:42:36,471 --> 00:42:38,382
Yeah, it's my ex-wife's.
It's a long story.
658
00:42:39,015 --> 00:42:40,380
You don't look too good.
659
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,507
You want me to call
somebody to come get you?
660
00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:45,515
No, no, I'm fine. I'm
headed home anyway.
661
00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:48,805
Okay, Mr. Arglist. You go
home and get some sleep.
662
00:42:48,858 --> 00:42:51,475
And don't forget to put in a good
word for me with Mr. Guerrard.
663
00:42:51,611 --> 00:42:53,773
- I will, Officer.
- Officer what?
664
00:42:55,490 --> 00:42:58,403
- Taylor.
- Tyler.
665
00:42:58,951 --> 00:43:01,568
- But it's pretty close, though.
- Yeah.
666
00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:04,951
All right, tell you what.
When you go home...
667
00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:08,075
I don't think I'd come back out
again tonight, if I were you.
668
00:43:08,169 --> 00:43:10,410
No, I probably won't.
Good night to you.
669
00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:13,418
- Happy holidays.
- Okay. All the best.
670
00:44:20,783 --> 00:44:22,319
Oh, fuck.
671
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:41,755
- Hello?
- Renata.
672
00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:44,175
- Charlie.
- Listen.
673
00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:47,386
You were right. Vic and
I have been skimming.
674
00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:48,516
Well, duh.
675
00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:50,719
I think Roy Gelles
must have found out...
676
00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:53,396
and I think he might
have killed Vic.
677
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,856
That's terrible.
678
00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:58,401
So, I was thinking it might
be best if I left town.
679
00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:00,645
I was wondering if you
wanted to come with me.
680
00:45:03,075 --> 00:45:04,907
- You have the money?
- What?
681
00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:07,402
- Which- - The money
we're talking about.
682
00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:09,245
That you and Vic
have been skimming.
683
00:45:09,332 --> 00:45:10,822
Try to keep up, okay?
684
00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:12,373
No. Vic had it.
685
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:15,501
So, your idea is that we should
run away together and be poor?
686
00:45:16,214 --> 00:45:18,046
I thought I'd give it a shot.
687
00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:19,588
Here's the thing, though.
688
00:45:19,675 --> 00:45:23,168
Roy wouldn't have killed Vic unless
Vic told him where the money was...
689
00:45:23,262 --> 00:45:25,003
which means Roy has it now.
690
00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:27,509
Well, why don't you
sneak up behind him...
691
00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:31,385
and hit him over the head
with something and take it?
692
00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:33,978
Me? You want me to sneak
up on Roy Gelles?
693
00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:36,648
Charlie, think of this
as your defining moment.
694
00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:39,024
This is your chance
to be something more.
695
00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:40,647
Like a murderer?
696
00:45:40,696 --> 00:45:43,108
This is your chance to
start over, Charlie.
697
00:45:43,241 --> 00:45:46,404
Our chance, if that's
what you want.
698
00:45:46,702 --> 00:45:47,988
If that's what I want.
699
00:45:49,330 --> 00:45:51,412
Listen, I just gotta
ask you one thing.
700
00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:52,952
What?
701
00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:58,791
I didn't have a specific
question planned.
702
00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:00,622
Nothing, sorry.
703
00:46:00,716 --> 00:46:02,047
Well, then...
704
00:46:53,769 --> 00:46:54,850
Gladys.
705
00:47:04,613 --> 00:47:06,945
Gladys, it's me,
Charlie Arglist.
706
00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:13,865
Gladys, where is Vic?
707
00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:21,161
It's a sweet thought, Charlie.
But she's already dead.
708
00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:24,588
Jesus Christ, you scared
the fuck out of me!
709
00:47:25,384 --> 00:47:28,376
I thought you were dead! I
thought Roy killed you.
710
00:47:28,471 --> 00:47:30,212
Well, he was going to.
711
00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:33,139
But he got sidetracked. You
should have been there.
712
00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:34,886
He actually threatened
to shoot Gladys...
713
00:47:34,977 --> 00:47:37,139
if I didn't tell him
where the money was.
714
00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:38,332
But I think he was counting...
715
00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:40,709
on a level of commitment and
affection between her and me...
716
00:47:40,733 --> 00:47:42,144
that just simply wasn't there.
717
00:47:45,071 --> 00:47:46,436
Where is he now?
718
00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:48,654
Follow me. You're
gonna love this.
719
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:05,170
Hey, Roy!
720
00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:07,957
You still alive in there?
721
00:48:09,428 --> 00:48:12,090
You didn't asphyxiate
yet, did you?
722
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,051
Hey, Vic.
723
00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:17,763
Come a little closer,
so I can talk to you.
724
00:48:17,853 --> 00:48:18,968
What's that, Roy?
725
00:48:20,189 --> 00:48:22,396
Jesus fucking Christ!
726
00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:28,315
Damn it, I took his gun.
727
00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:32,399
Guess he must have another one.
728
00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:33,821
Must have.
729
00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:35,868
Is that you, Arglist?
730
00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:39,572
Hi, Roy.
731
00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:41,783
When I get out of here,
I'm gonna kill you.
732
00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:43,038
You do know that, right?
733
00:48:43,129 --> 00:48:46,372
Roy, you must be one
fucking optimist...
734
00:48:46,382 --> 00:48:48,498
if you think you're ever
getting out of that trunk.
735
00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:51,380
Let me out, Arglist.
I'm your only hope.
736
00:48:51,387 --> 00:48:54,379
Actually, you just told me you'd
kill me if you got out, Roy.
737
00:48:56,183 --> 00:48:59,266
- I didn't mean it.
- Sounded like you did.
738
00:48:59,395 --> 00:49:00,601
I was just pissed off.
739
00:49:00,688 --> 00:49:02,725
It's cramped in here and
I'm claustrophobic.
740
00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:04,397
Come on. Give me a hand.
741
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:05,890
Wanna go to the trunk?
742
00:49:05,985 --> 00:49:08,727
Already tried it. Let's
go to the back seat.
743
00:49:08,821 --> 00:49:10,232
- Ready?
- Yeah.
744
00:49:13,409 --> 00:49:15,400
That's one big motherfucker.
745
00:49:17,413 --> 00:49:19,996
One, two, three!
746
00:49:31,385 --> 00:49:32,671
Oh, God damn.
747
00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:35,378
We're gonna have to
take the door off.
748
00:49:35,514 --> 00:49:38,723
It's not gonna fit. You want
me to get the Mercedes?
749
00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:40,891
Mercedes? What Mercedes?
750
00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:43,970
My ex-wife's. It's a long story.
Don't ask.
751
00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:47,144
There is no way that this
thing is gonna fit...
752
00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:49,984
in a piece-of-shit Mercedes
if it don't go in a Lincoln.
753
00:49:50,112 --> 00:49:52,399
No, they're surprisingly
spacious, Vic.
754
00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:54,397
I'm offering you
a deal, Arglist.
755
00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:56,069
Jesus fucking shit.
Give me something.
756
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,492
- Don't be an idiot.
- God damn it.
757
00:50:00,623 --> 00:50:02,239
Fucking shut up!
758
00:50:05,294 --> 00:50:06,955
Shut the fuck up in there!
759
00:50:07,129 --> 00:50:09,791
You just keep your fucking
mouth shut, okay?
760
00:50:10,174 --> 00:50:13,542
Piece of fucking shit!
God damn it!
761
00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:22,267
You keep that up, you're
gonna spring the lock.
762
00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:27,855
What the fuck were you thinking?
Why didn't you just shoot him?
763
00:50:27,942 --> 00:50:29,753
And then you could have
put him in the trunk...
764
00:50:29,777 --> 00:50:31,313
and you wouldn't need
that footlocker.
765
00:50:31,403 --> 00:50:34,395
Because I want the pleasure
of seeing his big ass...
766
00:50:34,406 --> 00:50:37,569
sink to the bottom of Lake Bascombe!
That's why!
767
00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:40,743
Hey, Roy. Roy?
768
00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:45,365
I can't wait for you to
feel the icy water...
769
00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:47,367
seeping into this trunk...
770
00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:51,329
shriveling your balls
before you drown!
771
00:50:51,674 --> 00:50:53,540
What if he's reloaded?
772
00:50:57,763 --> 00:51:00,346
Well, he's folded up in
there like a card table.
773
00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:02,302
How the hell is he gonna reload?
774
00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:04,259
I don't know, Vic.
775
00:51:36,385 --> 00:51:37,796
She could never do
anything right.
776
00:51:39,388 --> 00:51:40,423
Jesus.
777
00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:45,717
What?
778
00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:50,347
Nothing. I just thought you were
gonna put Roy in the trunk.
779
00:51:50,399 --> 00:51:52,982
The footlocker might not fit
in the back seat, is all.
780
00:51:53,068 --> 00:51:54,775
You're the one been going on...
781
00:51:54,862 --> 00:51:56,398
about how spacious
these fuckers are.
782
00:51:56,405 --> 00:51:57,805
And now you're
saying it won't fit?
783
00:51:57,865 --> 00:52:00,402
It might. I'm not sure,
is what I'm saying.
784
00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:03,534
One night driving a Mercedes,
and already you're an asshole.
785
00:52:03,662 --> 00:52:05,403
Come on, help me get this thing.
786
00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:12,827
Ow! God damn it!
787
00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:14,377
If I could open the
fucking door...
788
00:52:21,096 --> 00:52:22,302
Okay.
789
00:52:29,563 --> 00:52:32,681
Jesus, Charlie, you're right.
This thing is spacious.
790
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,562
There's no way it would
have gone in a Lincoln.
791
00:52:35,694 --> 00:52:37,685
- Give me the key.
- Oh, yeah.
792
00:52:38,697 --> 00:52:41,029
All right. I gotta get my shit.
793
00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:46,072
Oh, Vic?
794
00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:48,449
What?
795
00:52:50,334 --> 00:52:51,369
Whose thumb is this?
796
00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:55,370
Oh, yeah. Good news, Roy.
Charlie brought your thumb.
797
00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:03,386
So, you think you're going
to go back to Florida?
798
00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:05,346
You know, I've been
thinking about that.
799
00:53:05,391 --> 00:53:07,348
Maybe you shouldn't tell
me where you're going...
800
00:53:07,393 --> 00:53:08,953
and I shouldn't tell
you where I'm going.
801
00:53:08,977 --> 00:53:10,342
I just think it's
safer that way.
802
00:53:11,438 --> 00:53:15,397
He's going to kill you, Arglist.
That's where you're going.
803
00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:17,563
It's the truth, Arglist!
804
00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:19,397
Think about it.
805
00:53:19,405 --> 00:53:21,988
Pay no attention to
the man in the trunk.
806
00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:31,952
He's got a gun, Roy. He could
shoot me now if he wanted to.
807
00:53:32,584 --> 00:53:35,622
He needs your help
to unload the car.
808
00:53:36,755 --> 00:53:40,498
Once he's deposited me and
his missus in the lake...
809
00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:42,212
you're next.
810
00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:44,339
You know what, Roy?
811
00:53:44,805 --> 00:53:47,012
One more word out
of that trunk...
812
00:53:47,391 --> 00:53:49,052
and I'm gonna shoot
it at both ends.
813
00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:53,102
Because the truth is, I can't
remember which end your head's at.
814
00:54:00,612 --> 00:54:03,525
You know, the fact of the
matter is, I should shoot you.
815
00:54:04,116 --> 00:54:06,608
What were you doing
in there tonight?
816
00:54:06,702 --> 00:54:09,319
- What are you talking about?
- You're waiving stage fees...
817
00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:11,404
you're comping drinks,
being nice to people.
818
00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:13,406
You may as we” wear a
fucking sign that says:
819
00:54:13,459 --> 00:54:16,702
"Hey, I just stole a shitload of
money and now I'm blowing town."
820
00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:18,832
- For Christ's sake...
- Calm down! It's Christmas.
821
00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:20,412
Everybody's nice on Christmas.
822
00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:24,000
No, Charlie. No. Only morons
are nice at Christmas.
823
00:54:24,928 --> 00:54:27,090
And that's a lot of
people, too, Charlie.
824
00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:29,839
Especially in Kansas.
But not everybody.
825
00:54:30,851 --> 00:54:33,183
What kind of man
shoots his own wife...
826
00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:35,602
in the back of the
head on Christmas Eve?
827
00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:38,272
Roy, he already knows
that you shot her, okay?
828
00:54:39,401 --> 00:54:41,688
That's what he
told you, Arglist?
829
00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:44,897
What the hell do I want
to shoot his wife for?
830
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:48,403
Bill Guerrard knows about
this whole deal, Arglist.
831
00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:50,526
That's not what you
said earlier, Roy...
832
00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:52,862
when your thumb was in the vise.
833
00:54:52,998 --> 00:54:55,035
You'll never make
it out of Wichita.
834
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:57,445
Correct me if I'm wrong, but
did I not warn that asshole...
835
00:54:57,503 --> 00:54:58,538
to shut the fuck up?
836
00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:00,377
- You told him.
- You got one chance, Arglist...
837
00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:01,691
That's right. I told him.
Take the wheel.
838
00:55:01,715 --> 00:55:03,877
- And that's me.
- Take the fucking wheel!
839
00:55:06,386 --> 00:55:08,093
Think about it!
840
00:55:11,892 --> 00:55:12,973
Fucking asshole.
841
00:55:15,229 --> 00:55:17,266
Well, I guess that was
the head end, huh?
842
00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:20,889
Where's the thumb?
843
00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:23,484
The thumb, where's the thumb?
844
00:55:26,907 --> 00:55:28,238
Thank you, sir.
845
00:55:54,393 --> 00:55:55,975
There she is.
846
00:56:00,399 --> 00:56:02,390
It's kind of beautiful
out here, huh?
847
00:56:10,450 --> 00:56:12,737
All right, give her a shove.
848
00:56:15,330 --> 00:56:18,368
We”, come on. Open the fucking door
and help me with this goddamn thing.
849
00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:20,954
What do you think we're here for?
Come on.
850
00:56:29,011 --> 00:56:30,376
Jesus.
851
00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:32,469
Hang on! It's caught.
852
00:56:35,142 --> 00:56:36,257
Okay.
853
00:56:43,692 --> 00:56:44,692
Okay.
854
00:57:01,376 --> 00:57:03,367
Now toss it over. Come on.
855
00:57:15,682 --> 00:57:18,219
For fuck's sake,
Charlie, come on.
856
00:57:23,732 --> 00:57:25,097
Fuck, this is heavy.
857
00:57:25,192 --> 00:57:26,603
It says, "Keep off."
858
00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:42,623
All right, ready? Let's go.
859
00:57:43,168 --> 00:57:44,750
Think I'd rather push.
860
00:57:44,878 --> 00:57:47,540
Okay, fucking push. I
don't give a shit.
861
00:57:52,094 --> 00:57:53,300
You're in the way, Charlie.
862
00:58:02,771 --> 00:58:05,433
- Okay, let's go. Ready?
- Yeah.
863
00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:24,202
It's falling apart.
864
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:43,892
You know what? Put
it up on its end.
865
00:58:43,979 --> 00:58:45,390
Just shove it up.
866
00:58:45,397 --> 00:58:47,479
I mean, it's as deep here
as it is any place else.
867
00:58:47,607 --> 00:58:49,769
Just throw the
fucking thing over.
868
00:58:58,410 --> 00:58:59,571
Vic.
869
00:59:08,462 --> 00:59:12,672
God damn it, Roy. That was just
blind fucking luck, you asshole.
870
00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:16,629
Give me a hand, Arglist.
I'm all stiff.
871
00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:28,020
Now, as promised.
872
00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:32,275
Well, Roy, the good news is,
you're out of the trunk.
873
00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:35,690
The bad news is, you're down
four quarts of blood...
874
00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:38,238
and your gun's empty.
875
00:59:41,870 --> 00:59:44,237
I'm going to kill you anyway.
876
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:46,492
Here, hold this.
877
00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:49,416
That's an unrealistic goal, Roy.
878
00:59:54,382 --> 00:59:56,123
You're dead, Roy.
879
00:59:57,135 --> 00:59:59,046
Don't just stand there
pretending you're not.
880
01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:13,099
Jesus Christ, Charlie!
881
01:00:13,235 --> 01:00:16,193
Throw me a rope or something.
I can't swim!
882
01:00:16,404 --> 01:00:18,065
I'm thinking, no.
883
01:00:18,824 --> 01:00:21,532
- You were gonna kill me, right, Vic?
- You asshole!
884
01:00:24,204 --> 01:00:25,990
Jesus, you're stupid!
885
01:00:29,793 --> 01:00:32,034
All right, that's it! Fuck you!
886
01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:35,579
Look, okay, I'm sorry!
887
01:00:35,674 --> 01:00:37,790
Charlie, I'm sorry!
888
01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:40,467
I'm going to throw the gun away!
Look!
889
01:00:43,390 --> 01:00:46,382
Oh, God, you have no idea
how cold this water is.
890
01:00:48,145 --> 01:00:49,601
Charlie.
891
01:00:53,275 --> 01:00:54,390
So long, Vic.
892
01:00:55,277 --> 01:00:58,190
Don't you want to know
where the money is?
893
01:00:58,613 --> 01:01:01,856
I know where the money is. It's
in the back seat of the Benz.
894
01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:05,201
Not a chance! Not a chance.
895
01:01:05,412 --> 01:01:08,370
I'm done talking to you, Vic.
I'm through listening to you.
896
01:01:08,415 --> 01:01:11,077
If you don't believe
me, look for yourself!
897
01:01:11,168 --> 01:01:14,331
Only hurry! Hurry! I
can't feel my legs!
898
01:01:14,379 --> 01:01:16,461
I'm dying here! I'm dying!
899
01:01:18,383 --> 01:01:21,375
Charlie! God damn it!
900
01:01:23,138 --> 01:01:26,381
I know what I did was wrong!
But, Jesus! Fuck!
901
01:01:29,561 --> 01:01:33,304
I'm shot, Charlie. I
can't pull myself up!
902
01:01:34,274 --> 01:01:36,561
Please. Please.
903
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:42,939
Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be his name, because...
904
01:01:43,408 --> 01:01:45,615
We are kingdom come,
and will be done...
905
01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:48,444
and give us every day...
906
01:01:48,496 --> 01:01:51,033
our bread, because
we gotta eat...
907
01:01:55,754 --> 01:01:58,667
Charlie, is that you? Charlie!
908
01:02:00,425 --> 01:02:03,634
I knew it. I knew it.
You're a good man, Charlie.
909
01:02:03,762 --> 01:02:05,344
You're a good man.
910
01:02:05,388 --> 01:02:08,597
Vic, I wouldn't want
you to die alone.
911
01:02:15,357 --> 01:02:17,143
NO! NO.
912
01:02:18,401 --> 01:02:19,401
No!
913
01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:38,039
Vic! Vic, hold on!
914
01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:40,712
Hold on, Vic.
915
01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:43,332
ViC!
916
01:03:45,071 --> 01:03:46,436
Is that all?
917
01:03:48,408 --> 01:03:49,489
Yeah.
918
01:03:58,126 --> 01:03:59,787
Stocking stuffers.
919
01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:02,373
Big spender.
920
01:04:03,214 --> 01:04:06,081
- Do you have any kids?
- No.
921
01:04:06,176 --> 01:04:09,214
Then shut the fuck up. Bag it.
922
01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:17,384
- Hello. Charlie?
- Renata.
923
01:04:18,146 --> 01:04:19,682
I'd just about given up.
924
01:04:19,773 --> 01:04:21,355
I fucked up.
925
01:04:22,776 --> 01:04:24,107
Vic's dead.
926
01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:26,477
What about Roy Gelles?
927
01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:29,025
He's dead, too.
928
01:04:31,785 --> 01:04:33,321
Why don't you come over?
929
01:04:33,536 --> 01:04:36,528
I'll wait here for you.
The front door's open.
930
01:04:36,664 --> 01:04:39,372
No. I don't see the point.
I mean...
931
01:04:40,210 --> 01:04:42,292
I don't have the money.
932
01:04:42,837 --> 01:04:44,828
Vic died before he
told me where it was.
933
01:04:45,173 --> 01:04:48,962
You know what? Money
isn't everything.
934
01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:51,084
Excuse me?
935
01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:55,381
You know what I said before?
It's true, isn't it?
936
01:04:57,310 --> 01:05:01,144
- You're in love with me.
- Yeah.
937
01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:03,681
Sure. I guess.
938
01:05:04,776 --> 01:05:07,143
I've still got to
ask you something.
939
01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:09,405
What?
940
01:05:13,368 --> 01:05:16,486
I don't have it yet. I'm sorry.
941
01:05:16,663 --> 01:05:19,576
- But you're coming over?
- Yeah. Sure.
942
01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:21,411
See you.
943
01:06:02,876 --> 01:06:05,368
- Take me with you, man.
- Oh, fuck.
944
01:06:07,881 --> 01:06:10,213
- Jesus, Pete.
- No, I mean it.
945
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:11,582
Take me with you, buddy.
946
01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:18,255
I can't do my life, man.
I can't do it.
947
01:06:18,558 --> 01:06:20,390
Just get some rest.
948
01:06:20,393 --> 01:06:22,725
I hate myself. I
want a new life.
949
01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:28,477
- You don't want mine.
- I really do.
950
01:06:30,862 --> 01:06:32,398
I'm in trouble.
951
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:37,232
I'm in big fucking trouble.
952
01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:39,910
But that'd be great.
Don't you see?
953
01:06:40,121 --> 01:06:41,703
We go out in a blaze of glory.
954
01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:47,367
Like men. Like men, Charlie.
955
01:06:49,964 --> 01:06:52,626
No goddamn life left
for men anymore.
956
01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:55,883
Not here.
957
01:06:56,804 --> 01:06:59,387
This country, all that's left
for men is money and pussy.
958
01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:04,809
But together, you
and me together...
959
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:10,400
Huh?
960
01:07:11,402 --> 01:07:12,517
Hmm?
961
01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,613
Don't you think?
962
01:09:03,097 --> 01:09:05,384
Come on. Hurry up.
963
01:09:05,516 --> 01:09:08,349
Bill Guerrard is
around here somewhere.
964
01:09:13,441 --> 01:09:15,648
- Yeah, "Oh.“"
965
01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:19,314
Where is he?
966
01:09:20,448 --> 01:09:21,483
Oh.
967
01:09:21,574 --> 01:09:24,316
Hide behind the door and
shoot him when he comes in.
968
01:09:24,410 --> 01:09:27,402
You don't happen to have any
bullets for this, do you?
969
01:09:35,296 --> 01:09:36,878
Shotgun behind the bar.
970
01:09:36,964 --> 01:09:39,126
"As Wichita falls..."
971
01:09:39,717 --> 01:09:42,630
"so falls Wichita Falls."
972
01:09:45,556 --> 01:09:46,556
I like that.
973
01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:49,390
And I'm gonna give your
pussy-whipped pal Arglist...
974
01:09:49,477 --> 01:09:52,310
another 15 minutes to
rescue your sweet ass.
975
01:09:53,398 --> 01:09:57,392
After which time I'm going to assume
his brain overruled his pecker.
976
01:09:57,944 --> 01:10:01,528
Well, Bill, that's
just not enough time.
977
01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:04,022
He lives way across town.
978
01:10:04,158 --> 01:10:07,571
Yeah? Well, that's your bad luck. I
should be home in Kansas City...
979
01:10:07,662 --> 01:10:10,404
watching my kids open
their Christmas presents!
980
01:10:10,415 --> 01:10:12,122
Now I gotta waste the
whole fucking day...
981
01:10:12,166 --> 01:10:13,827
looking for that nitwit!
982
01:10:14,961 --> 01:10:17,373
I'll never understand lawyers.
983
01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:22,507
I mean, here they've got a license
to steal from the general public...
984
01:10:22,593 --> 01:10:25,381
all legal and aboveboard,
but is that enough?
985
01:10:25,513 --> 01:10:28,380
Fuck, no! They gotta steal
from their friends!
986
01:10:29,726 --> 01:10:32,388
Anybody but a fucking lawyer...
987
01:10:33,813 --> 01:10:36,555
would consider the
consequences, right?
988
01:10:36,691 --> 01:10:40,400
That I would, for an
absolute certainty...
989
01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:44,146
castrate that son of a
bitch with a butter knife.
990
01:10:44,407 --> 01:10:47,525
And that would give a
normal person pause.
991
01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:49,526
But not a lawyer.
992
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:53,663
It defies the
imagination, you know.
993
01:10:54,917 --> 01:10:59,377
How a woman like you could throw
in with a couple of farthammers...
994
01:10:59,380 --> 01:11:01,462
like Cavanaugh and Arglist.
995
01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:05,375
Cavanaugh, he doesn't
have the brains...
996
01:11:05,470 --> 01:11:07,052
to pull off something like this.
997
01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:09,800
And Arglist, he doesn't
have the guts.
998
01:11:11,517 --> 01:11:13,849
Maybe that's where
you came in, huh?
999
01:11:19,442 --> 01:11:21,228
What did you do?
1000
01:11:22,445 --> 01:11:24,732
Did you encourage them both?
1001
01:11:38,753 --> 01:11:40,335
Suppose you do luck out...
1002
01:11:40,379 --> 01:11:43,747
and you get clear of Wichita
with all that money.
1003
01:11:44,091 --> 01:11:45,126
At some point...
1004
01:11:45,218 --> 01:11:48,802
you're gonna have to get rid of
at least one of the peckerwoods.
1005
01:11:48,888 --> 01:11:50,504
And then what do you got?
1006
01:11:52,683 --> 01:11:54,390
A click with no brain?
1007
01:11:54,936 --> 01:11:57,018
Or a brain with no dick?
1008
01:12:04,070 --> 01:12:05,902
You know what, Bill?
1009
01:12:06,405 --> 01:12:08,396
You seem awfully tense.
1010
01:12:09,659 --> 01:12:13,653
And I have this idea of
what might help you relax.
1011
01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:17,621
You do, huh?
1012
01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:33,676
That you, Arglist?
1013
01:12:35,017 --> 01:12:36,428
Drop the gun.
1014
01:12:37,687 --> 01:12:40,554
Step away from the desk
and put your hands up.
1015
01:12:40,690 --> 01:12:43,557
Charlie, don't be
a fucking idiot.
1016
01:12:44,277 --> 01:12:47,144
You've been watching too
many stupid old movies.
1017
01:12:47,655 --> 01:12:49,111
Why would I drop my gun?
1018
01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:50,947
I don't know, Bill.
1019
01:12:51,242 --> 01:12:52,636
Because I got a big
fucking shotgun...
1020
01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:53,866
and I'll blow your head off?
1021
01:12:53,953 --> 01:12:56,320
Well, if you could do
that, you'd be me...
1022
01:12:56,414 --> 01:12:58,826
and I'd be a pissant lawyer
with a case of the shakes.
1023
01:12:58,916 --> 01:13:01,283
Jesus, Charlie, just shoot him!
1024
01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:06,692
If he was gonna
pull the trigger...
1025
01:13:06,716 --> 01:13:09,299
he'd have done it when he came
through the door, girlie.
1026
01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:11,547
It's something they don't
teach you in law school.
1027
01:13:11,637 --> 01:13:13,423
Which is a shame, because...
1028
01:13:24,275 --> 01:13:25,765
Get his gun, Charlie.
1029
01:13:27,778 --> 01:13:29,360
Get his gun.
1030
01:13:30,323 --> 01:13:31,358
He's dead, Renata.
1031
01:13:31,365 --> 01:13:34,357
The fuck he is! Sidney
loads that with birdshot!
1032
01:13:34,368 --> 01:13:35,824
- Why would he? I mean...
- Charlie.
1033
01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:38,620
From a liability standpoint, that
doesn't make any sense at all.
1034
01:13:38,706 --> 01:13:39,946
Charlie!
1035
01:13:44,128 --> 01:13:45,789
Well, Arinst...
1036
01:13:45,922 --> 01:13:48,960
now you've truly gone
and shit in your nest!
1037
01:13:53,262 --> 01:13:56,175
All right, girlie. You first.
1038
01:13:56,265 --> 01:13:57,300
Mr. Guerra rd?
1039
01:13:59,393 --> 01:14:00,633
What's going on?
1040
01:14:16,410 --> 01:14:17,525
Come here!
1041
01:14:25,628 --> 01:14:26,959
Bitch!
1042
01:14:31,550 --> 01:14:32,711
Charlie.
1043
01:14:35,388 --> 01:14:38,380
I don't know why I even
bother with Kansas.
1044
01:14:38,391 --> 01:14:40,382
Do I hear an "amen"?
1045
01:14:42,395 --> 01:14:44,432
My old man tried to tell me...
1046
01:14:45,064 --> 01:14:47,396
that I'd be better off
starting a church...
1047
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:50,267
and letting Jesus pay
for the mortgage...
1048
01:14:50,361 --> 01:14:54,150
in this sorry-ass
backwards state.
1049
01:14:55,157 --> 01:14:56,397
I wouldn't listen.
1050
01:14:57,243 --> 01:14:58,358
Instead...
1051
01:14:58,411 --> 01:15:02,871
I put my faith in naked
women and hand jobs.
1052
01:15:03,124 --> 01:15:06,708
Which have a proven track
record everywhere but here.
1053
01:15:12,091 --> 01:15:16,050
And now I've been disfigured
by a whisky-dick lawyer...
1054
01:15:17,096 --> 01:15:20,839
who imagines he can kill me with
a shotgun loaded for snake.
1055
01:15:23,394 --> 01:15:25,101
Serves me right.
1056
01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:27,394
That's all I can say.
1057
01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:32,437
All right, girlie...
1058
01:15:32,486 --> 01:15:35,353
this is the one that's
gonna kill you.
1059
01:15:36,657 --> 01:15:37,863
Bill.
1060
01:15:49,962 --> 01:15:50,962
Yuck!
1061
01:16:08,981 --> 01:16:10,722
I will say, after this...
1062
01:16:10,816 --> 01:16:14,150
the holidays are never gonna
feel quite the same to me.
1063
01:16:17,198 --> 01:16:20,361
- How's the foot?
- Shorter.
1064
01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:23,651
You don't happen to
have any morphine...
1065
01:16:23,746 --> 01:16:25,532
or Demerol or anything, do you?
1066
01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:27,951
Try this.
1067
01:16:32,546 --> 01:16:34,628
I have to give you
credit, Charlie.
1068
01:16:36,342 --> 01:16:39,835
You took your own sweet time
rising to the occasion...
1069
01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:43,380
but in the end,
you did the deed.
1070
01:16:44,975 --> 01:16:46,761
'Deed you did.
1071
01:16:55,653 --> 01:16:57,644
You really came
through, Charlie.
1072
01:16:58,906 --> 01:17:02,024
The odds were definitely
against it, but somehow...
1073
01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:05,026
you managed to be the
last man standing.
1074
01:17:49,582 --> 01:17:51,368
I know what I wanted to ask you.
1075
01:17:53,627 --> 01:17:56,369
- What?
- Where are you actually from?
1076
01:17:57,006 --> 01:17:58,371
Originally.
1077
01:18:01,260 --> 01:18:04,173
Why do you keep asking
questions, Charlie?
1078
01:18:04,805 --> 01:18:06,421
What's it got to
do with anything?
1079
01:18:08,976 --> 01:18:10,762
I was just curious.
1080
01:18:12,271 --> 01:18:14,729
Wanted to know where
you came from.
1081
01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:32,196
It's a long story, Charlie.
1082
01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:36,292
I think we've got plenty of time
to get to know each other better.
1083
01:18:36,754 --> 01:18:39,246
- Don't you?
- Yeah.
1084
01:18:40,382 --> 01:18:41,497
I guess we do.
1085
01:18:42,384 --> 01:18:44,125
It's just you and
me now, Charlie.
1086
01:18:49,058 --> 01:18:51,390
To the victor go the spoils.
1087
01:19:02,821 --> 01:19:05,062
You saved my life, Charlie.
1088
01:19:05,991 --> 01:19:08,574
You're a different man,
just like I promised.
1089
01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:13,154
Can you feel it?
1090
01:19:14,833 --> 01:19:17,450
Yes. I can.
1091
01:19:21,632 --> 01:19:23,373
Charlie.
1092
01:19:27,054 --> 01:19:28,544
What'd you do?
1093
01:20:40,294 --> 01:20:43,377
Oh! Damn stupid fuck!
1094
01:20:44,173 --> 01:20:46,631
You stupid fucking whore!
1095
01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:50,176
You dumb, dumb fuck!
1096
01:20:50,262 --> 01:20:52,344
- Your mother again?
- Shit!
1097
01:20:53,807 --> 01:20:56,390
Hi, Charlie. Yeah. Who else?
1098
01:20:57,186 --> 01:21:01,680
Loans me her camper and fails to
mention that it's out of gas.
1099
01:21:02,024 --> 01:21:05,392
If you've got a gas can, you
can siphon some from me.
1100
01:21:37,684 --> 01:21:39,049
Charlie.
1101
01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:42,971
I don't want you to take
this the wrong way...
1102
01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:49,395
but you're about the
nicest guy I know.
1103
01:21:51,407 --> 01:21:55,071
I'm awfully sorry to hear
that, Sidney, but thank you.
1104
01:21:55,661 --> 01:21:58,824
Have a good time with
your kids at Six Flags.
1105
01:22:00,374 --> 01:22:02,160
Merry Christmas.
1106
01:22:50,215 --> 01:22:51,705
Nuts! Fuck!
1107
01:22:58,307 --> 01:22:59,763
What was that?
1108
01:23:01,351 --> 01:23:02,386
Nothing.
1109
01:23:40,390 --> 01:23:43,678
- Morning, Pete. Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas, buddy.
1110
01:23:46,396 --> 01:23:47,886
Where are we?
1111
01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:50,226
We're in heaven.
1112
01:23:56,198 --> 01:23:59,031
- They got pancakes?
- They got everything.
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