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Every architect can point to that
one design that changed their career.
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For me, it was around the time
of my 31st birthday.
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It wasn't a museum,
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or a concert hall
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or a skycraper.
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It was someting else.
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We're opening a restaurant
called Rib Town
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and we want it to be shaped...
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Like a cowboy hat.
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Look, I need the work.
I don't have any other options.
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There is always that teaching job.
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I didn't work this hard to be stuck
in some crappy dead-end teaching job.
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No offense, Lily.
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I got peed on three times today.
No arguments here.
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I just got to nail
this hat building, so...
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I'll see you all in three days.
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The next three days, I worked harder
than I'd ever worked in my life.
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And I got...
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no where.
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Hey, Ted. What you doing?
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Designing a building
shaped like a hat.
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- Now a good time to chat?
- No.
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So what do you think of Robin?
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I really need to get to work, so...
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Great. Say you and I
went suit shopping.
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And you happened upon
a beautiful suit. A beautful
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Canadian suit.
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Double-breasted.
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You try it on, but it's not
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exactly the right fit for you, so...
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you put it back.
Then I try it on.
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I don't really want to...
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take the same suit that you had
your eyes on, but at the same time
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I really like that suit.
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Buy the suit, Barney.
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You clearly care about it.
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Tell the suit how you feel.
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But Ted, remember that
that was your answer because...
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the suit is Robin.
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I know!
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Right?
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I'm with you, buddy.
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You are now.
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- Beacause I explained it to you.
- What are you... Don't...
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Synchro: Mickeyte
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Traduction: MiniBen314,
Eomyn et Lino72
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Relecture: MiniBen314
Transcript: yetts.net
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How I Met Your Mother
4x24 - The Leap
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par la "Have You Met Team"
pour www.forom.com
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Come on! Dude, you've been at this
for three days without a break.
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It's your birthday. Come up to the roof
and have a beer with me.
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No can do. Presentation is tomorrow.
Hat buildings don't design themselves.
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It's a rib joint for fat tourists.
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Just make sure that doors are a wide
and the chairs are reinforced.
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Now birthday beer, on the roof!
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Let's go!
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Why do you want me to
come up to the roof so bad?
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What, are you throwing me
a surprise party?
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What? What?
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Ted, we threw you
a surprise party last year.
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Okay? You don't get
two surprise parties in a row.
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The fact that anyone showed up at
the first one was surprise enough.
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Right?
Two surprise parties in a row.
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That is rich!
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That is rich!
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Classic!
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He's still won't come up!
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Come on. What the crap?!
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I knew having a second
surprise party was a bad idea!
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Yes, Robin, I know.
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This party is...
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It's a disaster.
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It was my idea,
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I take responsability.
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There's really...
only one thing to do...
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Lily, I have to do this!
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No point in putting it off
any longer.
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I should explain.
You see, a few years earlier...
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Forget it.
This is so not pimped out!
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If anything, this is... pimped in.
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You know who knows how to live?
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Those people.
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The roof top patio
one building over from ours.
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Across a chasm of just 6 or 7 feet
awaited a landscaped paradise.
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And best of all...
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That looks to be one...
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hot...
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tub.
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Great. How do we get over there?
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What? Are you gonna jump?
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I can jump that far.
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Marshall, lately it takes you
two tries to get off the sofa.
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You can't jump that far.
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- Really?
- Really.
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Watch me.
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But he didn't jump.
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One hour later...
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This actually is kind of nice.
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Right? Right?
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And then the years that followed,
he kept almost jumping.
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But each time, without fail...
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Here we go.
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He didn't jump.
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But don't worry. Because
if I can make this jump tonight,
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it's totally gonna save the party.
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Honey, please get down from there.
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When Evel Knievel sat astride
his star-spangled rocket
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on the rim of Snake River Canyon,
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do you think his wife said,
"Honey, get down from there."?
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For the last time,
I am not Linda Knievel!
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I will never be Linda Knievel!
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You don't need to remind me.
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Please don't do this.
Please don't jump.
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I'm sorry Lily, but I gotta do this.
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- You can't do this!
- Why?
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You want a reason?
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I'll give you a reason.
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I'm pregnant.
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Oh my God!
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Oh my God! Really?
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I mean, I noticed you gain
some weight lately, but...
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I was lying, you jerk!
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Go ahead and jump. I hope you die!
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That's all the permition I need.
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Listen, Robin...
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- There's something I have to tell you.
- Wait.
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Befor you do,
I have to tell you something first.
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What is it?
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I think I'm in love with you.
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It's Ted.
Everybody...
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Hey, Ted, what's up?
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It's here, Lily.
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It's looking at me.
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What is?
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The goat.
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Now, I've told you some of the story
of the goat already.
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How Aunt Lily invited a local farmer
to come talk to her class,
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and how he brought a goat,
and how he told the whole class
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what he was gonna do
to the goat later that day.
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And how Aunt Lily,
in a fit of mercy,
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bought the goat off the guy
in order to commute its sentence.
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Lily, something amazing
has happened.
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I was talking to Robin,
I was all set to tell her how I feel,
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but before I could,
you'll never believe what she said.
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I think I'm in love with you.
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- What did you say?!
- What do you think I said?
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What would anyone say
to something like that?
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Robin, listen.
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You're great.
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I mean, you're really awesome,
but I mean, we're friends.
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It's probably a bad idea.
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I guess you're right.
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Have a good party.
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You too, kiddo.
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- What?!
- It's like, as soon as she said that,
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no more feelings.
I'm not in love with her anymore.
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So, you've been in love with this girl
for the past year,
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and the second
she reciprocates those feelings,
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just like that, you're over her.
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How great is that?!
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This is a washcloth.
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Not food.
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What the...?
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This is it.
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Here...
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we...
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go!
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This is it.
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Tracey, Tracey,
tell Lily what you just told me.
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That I just moved to New York?
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No, no, but tell her
how you got here.
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I just got off the bus from Iowa.
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Just got off the bus from Iowa!
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How lucky is it that an aspiring
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dancer
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just off the bus from Iowa runs into
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the producer of the Rockettes?
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I feel like I'm in one of those
classic show biz stories.
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Honey, you are.
You really are.
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Tracey, why don't you make me
one of those rum and beers
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- that your dad loves so much?
- Sure thing!
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Damn it.
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What?
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Everybody always says,
"Don't tell Lily."
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"Lily can't keep a secret."
And, usually, they're right.
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But this time, I kept the secret.
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And you come along with this crap
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and you force me to pull
an old classic Lily
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and spill the beans!
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What beans?
There's beans?
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There's beans.
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The suit is Robin.
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I know!
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Right?
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I'm with you, buddy.
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You are now.
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- Because I explained it to you.
- What do you...
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There you go.
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Crap.
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He said that?
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Oh, my God!
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What a tremendous
ground-breaking surprise!
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- How long have you known?
- 8 months.
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And you've kept it a secret since then?
Good for you.
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Good for you, Lily.
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I mean, what a bombshell.
Who saw that coming?
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- How long have you known?
- Seven months, 29 days.
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What am I going to do?
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I don't know.
What are you going to do?
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I'm going to marry Barney
in a big church wedding.
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And we're going to move
to some sleepy New Hampshire town
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and open a bed-and-breakfast.
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- Really?
- No!
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It's Barney.
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I mean...
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it's Barney.
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But it's Barney.
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I got to tell him no.
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Oh, man, you're going
to break his...
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Whatever it is that pumps
that black sludge through his veins.
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Crap. You're right.
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The first time Barney
expresses feelings for a girl
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and she rejects him?
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And not just any girl. I mean...
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It will destroy him.
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Okay, well, first of all...
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Second of all,
there is a maneuver you can try.
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It's high-risk,
but it's also high-reward.
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For lack of a better term,
I'm going to call it...
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- The Mosby.
- The Mosby?
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No, she couldn't Mosby him.
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She could Mosby the crap out of him.
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What's the Mosby?
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Robin, you remember
your first date with Ted?
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You wanted to hop on the T-train
and take a ride downtown.
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I was ready to jump that turnstile.
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What changed all that?
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- I think I'm in love with you.
- What?
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The Mosby!
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- That is genius.
- Thank you.
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And...
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excuse me.
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I mean, you're very pretty,
but you're freakishly tall,
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and you don't believe in ghosts.
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So, when she said she thinks
she's in love with me, she meant...
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- the opposite.
- Exactly.
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And look how well it worked.
You're back to normal.
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Yes. Yes, I am.
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And it is great.
It's awesome.
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So, Robin's not in love with me.
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Why not?
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Mr. Goat?
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Mr. Goat?
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That's it.
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Stupid goat.
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I do not understand your
fascination with this washcloth.
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I guess that's what happens
when you have a brain the size of a...
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Can you just go get Ted?
259
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I was just about to jump.
260
00:13:10,235 --> 00:13:13,125
Didn't you hear me saying "Okay"
over and over again?
261
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I'm sorry. Go ahead and jump.
262
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,674
No, it's fine.
Sorry, everybody.
263
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,073
Lily won't let me jump.
264
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,472
Thank God.
265
00:13:37,865 --> 00:13:38,900
Hospital!
266
00:13:41,072 --> 00:13:42,487
What happened exactly?
267
00:13:43,724 --> 00:13:45,075
What happened
268
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,677
is you let a freaking wild animal
into our apartment.
269
00:13:49,293 --> 00:13:50,620
I was savaged.
270
00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:54,666
That is the sweetest, cutest
little goat in the whole world.
271
00:13:54,836 --> 00:13:58,376
Sweetest, cutest little goat
in the whole world?
272
00:13:58,685 --> 00:14:01,477
I was pretty sleep-deprived
at this point, so this probably isn't
273
00:14:01,602 --> 00:14:03,801
how it really happened,
but here's how I rember it.
274
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:24,905
So, you're the guy who tried
to make it with a goat?
275
00:14:26,853 --> 00:14:29,158
If anything, that goat
tried to make it with me.
276
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,037
- Can I go, please?
- Sure, you can go.
277
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,082
But remember, buddy,
"baa" means "baa."
278
00:14:38,634 --> 00:14:41,254
Great. Great. Now I'm going to be late
for my presentation.
279
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,507
Thanks a lot, Mr. Goat.
280
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:46,051
Mr. Goat? Ted, that goat's a girl.
281
00:14:46,639 --> 00:14:49,387
- Her name's Missy.
- You got beat up by a girl.
282
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,356
So... You're in love with me.
283
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,561
What? Oh, yeah. Very much.
284
00:15:02,546 --> 00:15:04,903
Okay, you can knock it off.
Lily told me.
285
00:15:05,215 --> 00:15:06,263
Damn it, Lily.
286
00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:08,240
I can't believe you would do that.
287
00:15:09,047 --> 00:15:10,147
It's just...
288
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,617
I care about you, Barney. And...
289
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,671
This kind of stuff,
the emotional stuff?
290
00:15:16,058 --> 00:15:18,792
It's not your thing.
I thought I'd save you the trouble.
291
00:15:19,239 --> 00:15:21,480
Maybe I don't want
to be saved the trouble.
292
00:15:21,605 --> 00:15:23,355
Maybe I want the trouble.
293
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,189
I haven't wanted the trouble
in a long time.
294
00:15:26,314 --> 00:15:29,064
But with you, the trouble
doesn't seem so...
295
00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:30,679
troubling.
296
00:15:32,058 --> 00:15:33,515
I don't know. I thought...
297
00:15:34,532 --> 00:15:36,518
I guess I thought
you felt the same way.
298
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,062
Maybe I do.
299
00:15:40,879 --> 00:15:42,029
I don't know.
300
00:15:42,154 --> 00:15:45,254
I'm not exactly the biggest
confronter of feelings.
301
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:49,063
I mean, clearly, there's
something between us.
302
00:15:49,694 --> 00:15:52,494
Maybe my head was saying,
"Nip it in the bud"
303
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,269
because my heart was...
304
00:15:54,591 --> 00:15:56,204
saying something else.
305
00:15:58,055 --> 00:15:58,905
Look...
306
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,251
I have feelings for you, Barney.
307
00:16:02,846 --> 00:16:04,296
Maybe I even love you.
308
00:16:05,211 --> 00:16:07,215
This is going pretty fast,
don't you think?
309
00:16:07,385 --> 00:16:08,220
What?
310
00:16:08,345 --> 00:16:10,138
We have a really good
friendship going.
311
00:16:10,263 --> 00:16:12,013
Why screw up a good thing?
312
00:16:12,261 --> 00:16:13,161
Friends?
313
00:16:14,594 --> 00:16:15,494
Friends.
314
00:16:16,790 --> 00:16:19,184
My God. You just did it again.
You just Mosby'd me.
315
00:16:19,355 --> 00:16:21,646
- I did not.
- You did. You little minx.
316
00:16:21,816 --> 00:16:23,732
Okay, you're right.
I did just Mosby you.
317
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,900
Why are you so afraid
of giving this a chance?
318
00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:28,820
Because I am scared
of how much I like you.
319
00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:30,322
This is a bad idea.
320
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,407
You're right.
This is a mistake.
321
00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:33,840
- Yes. No.
- I love you.
322
00:16:33,965 --> 00:16:35,660
- Let's be friends.
- Friends, then.
323
00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:37,612
- I love you.
- Let's get married.
324
00:16:37,737 --> 00:16:39,831
- No, you're smothering me.
- Okay, forget it.
325
00:16:45,244 --> 00:16:47,297
You know what?
We can sort this out later.
326
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:50,004
- That sounds good.
- That sounds good. Let's go.
327
00:16:51,121 --> 00:16:53,310
It had been a long and crazy night,
328
00:16:53,435 --> 00:16:55,472
but that morning, against all odds,
329
00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:57,184
I made it to my presentation.
330
00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:59,036
Here you have it, gentlemen.
331
00:16:59,161 --> 00:17:00,161
Rib Town.
332
00:17:00,923 --> 00:17:01,723
Right?
333
00:17:02,532 --> 00:17:03,332
Right?
334
00:17:06,322 --> 00:17:08,234
Ted, listen. You're great,
335
00:17:08,543 --> 00:17:10,293
and you've done a real...
336
00:17:10,679 --> 00:17:12,095
special job here,
337
00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:15,575
and you're going to make some
other restaurant very happy someday,
338
00:17:16,065 --> 00:17:17,492
but... we have...
339
00:17:18,108 --> 00:17:19,408
decided to go...
340
00:17:19,746 --> 00:17:21,396
another direction here.
341
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,708
What?
342
00:17:22,965 --> 00:17:24,515
Feast your eyes on...
343
00:17:25,977 --> 00:17:26,878
Rib Town!
344
00:17:30,529 --> 00:17:31,506
Sven.
345
00:17:35,063 --> 00:17:37,847
I'll tell you one thing.
I'm never eating ribs again.
346
00:17:38,493 --> 00:17:39,557
Yeah, right.
347
00:17:40,203 --> 00:17:41,353
I am never...
348
00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:43,159
eating ribs...
349
00:17:43,537 --> 00:17:44,337
again!
350
00:17:46,111 --> 00:17:47,411
In front of Ted!
351
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,484
This is a disaster.
352
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,753
How am I going
to come back from this?
353
00:17:53,174 --> 00:17:55,049
Okay, I'm just going to ask this.
354
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,033
Do you really want
to come back from this?
355
00:17:57,485 --> 00:18:00,771
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Architecture is killing you, Ted,
356
00:18:01,105 --> 00:18:03,855
and it's killing us to watch it
killing you.
357
00:18:04,101 --> 00:18:06,298
You're like that goat
with the washcloth.
358
00:18:06,423 --> 00:18:08,192
You want it so bad,
359
00:18:08,317 --> 00:18:10,646
and every time the world tries
to take it away from you,
360
00:18:10,771 --> 00:18:12,048
you keep grabbing it.
361
00:18:12,469 --> 00:18:13,591
But you know what?
362
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,428
It's just a washcloth.
Why do you even want it?
363
00:18:16,934 --> 00:18:19,489
Because I have to be an architect.
364
00:18:19,614 --> 00:18:20,564
That's...
365
00:18:21,217 --> 00:18:22,517
That's the plan.
366
00:18:22,687 --> 00:18:25,770
Screw the plan.
I planned on being a famous artist.
367
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,681
Marshall planned on being
an environmental lawyer.
368
00:18:28,806 --> 00:18:31,151
Robin planned on
being a TV reporter.
369
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:35,904
I am a TV reporter.
I'm on every morning at 4:00 a.m.
370
00:18:36,075 --> 00:18:37,423
Is that still on?
371
00:18:37,690 --> 00:18:38,825
Good for you.
372
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,793
Somebody watch it, please.
373
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,204
Barney planned on being a violinist.
374
00:18:44,516 --> 00:18:46,066
Don't tell me things.
375
00:18:47,239 --> 00:18:49,892
You can't design your life
like a building.
376
00:18:50,017 --> 00:18:51,767
It doesn't work that way.
You just...
377
00:18:52,379 --> 00:18:54,799
have to live it,
and it will design itself.
378
00:18:55,189 --> 00:18:57,052
So, what, I should just do nothing?
379
00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:00,811
Listen to what the world
is telling you to do
380
00:19:00,936 --> 00:19:02,140
and take the leap.
381
00:19:10,353 --> 00:19:11,503
You're right.
382
00:19:12,148 --> 00:19:13,848
You're absolutely right.
383
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,672
I love you, Lily.
384
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,991
Metaphorical leap.
385
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,930
Metaphorical leap!
386
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,954
- Not cool. Not cool!
- Don't do it.
387
00:19:34,065 --> 00:19:36,341
- I did it!
- Baby, you did it.
388
00:19:36,528 --> 00:19:38,926
- I can do anything!
- Yes, you can.
389
00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:40,553
I'm getting a motorcycle!
390
00:19:40,723 --> 00:19:42,138
You absolutely are not!
391
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:44,224
Okay, sorry.
Guys, come on over.
392
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:23,763
That was the year
I got left at the altar.
393
00:20:24,225 --> 00:20:27,183
It was the year I got knocked out
by a crazy bartender.
394
00:20:27,681 --> 00:20:29,435
The year I got fired.
395
00:20:29,850 --> 00:20:31,729
The year I got beat up by a goat.
396
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,815
A girl goat, at that.
397
00:20:34,413 --> 00:20:36,609
And damn it if it wasn't
the best year of my life.
398
00:20:42,001 --> 00:20:44,595
Because, if any one of those things
hadn't happened,
399
00:20:45,079 --> 00:20:48,430
I never would have ended up and turned
out to be the best job I ever had.
400
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:50,881
But more importantly,
401
00:20:51,098 --> 00:20:53,198
I wouldn't have met your mother,
402
00:20:53,766 --> 00:20:55,416
because, as you know...
403
00:20:55,731 --> 00:20:57,331
she was in that class.
404
00:20:58,654 --> 00:21:01,454
Of course, that story
is only just beginning.
405
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:05,344
Merci d'avoir suivi cette 4�me saison
avec nos sous-titres. � bientot!
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