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It's freezing out there.
Where's your coat?
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I'm Canadian.
I don't need a coat.
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This kind of weather
is nothing for me.
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This is like a spring day back
in Minnesota,
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if it weren't for all the taxis and
the skyscrapers and non-white people.
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There aren't any black people
in Minnesota?
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Not if Prince is on tour.
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Synchro : Mickeyte
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How I Met Your Mother
4x11 - Little Minnesota
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par la "Have You Met Team"
pour www.forom.com
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Well, my sister's plane got
in an hour ago,
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or as a meteorologist might say,
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Hurricane Heather has
just made landfall.
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Come on. She's not that bad.
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Here's the back
of Heather's baseball card.
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It took her six years to graduate
from three different colleges,
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during which time she wrecked
two cars, got married for five days,
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and lived in a tree for nine weeks,
only to realize
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that no one had any intention
of cutting it down.
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And now, Heather says
she's moving to New York.
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That's big news.
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She's never gonna
go through with it.
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Remember a few years back when
she talked about transferring to NYU?
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And then, on the day
of the admissions interview...
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Where's my couch and my TV?
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I sold them for
Nine Inch Nails tickets.
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The TV alone is worth two grand.
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Well, a last-minute plane ticket
is expensive.
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- Wait. Where are you?
- Somewhere in Spain.
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Gotta go. Slow song.
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Oh, crap.
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- It's Barney.
- So?
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For all the years
Heather's been visiting New York,
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Ted's never let Barney meet her.
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And I never will.
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Every year when the Mosby family
Christmas card shows up...
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Pulling down her pants
Yanking off my own
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Underneath the mistletoe
I'll make your sister moan
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Oh! Heather's hot, Heather's hot
We'll go all the way...
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I wish I could see her naked
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I wish I could see her naked
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I wish I could see her naked
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And down on all fours.
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Ted has a little sister
Gets hotter every day
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And if I ever meet her
With her boobies I will play!
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Everybody!
Sister, sister, sister!
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What? I can celebrate
Hanukkah, too.
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It's him again.
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I should probably get it.
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Hey. What's on tap for tonight?
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We're heading over
to Marshall and Lily's
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for a Kathy Bates movie marathon,
but not Misery.
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You wanna join us?
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He hung up.
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- It's great to see you.
- Hey, kiddo. You look great.
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How are things back home?
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Well, I moved into your old room.
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Did you know that
you can see strange
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Mrs. Gottwald's bedroom
across the street?
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I am aware of that.
How's she looking?
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- Ted, she's 62.
- Answer the question.
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Surprisingly perky.
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Man, it is cold out there.
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Why, hello.
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I've been waiting for you.
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Wait a second.
That's not our chair.
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Did you bring that chair yourself?
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I need one that swivels.
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How did you even know
Heather was coming into town?
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Never tell me anything!
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You know I can't keep secrets
around Christmas!
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Robin's giving you an iPod!
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Can I chat with you
for a sec in the kitchen?
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No one touch the chair.
It's a rental.
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I can't believe you've been hiding
your sister from me all these years.
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Do you blame me?
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You're like Weird Al Yankovic
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if he only wrote Christmas songs
about banging my sister.
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Okay. First of all,
I'm flattered.
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Secondly, they're just jokes.
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A bro can joke
about another bro's sister.
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It doesn't mean
I'm ever gonna act on it.
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I love my sister,
and as her older brother,
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it's my job to protect her
from guys like you.
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You don't trust me, do you?
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- And I don't trust her either.
- Fine. Great.
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I guess I'll just...
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take my chair and go.
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Wait... Stop... Come back...
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Lily and I are taking Heather out
for dinner on Sunday.
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Do you wanna come?
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I already called Hurley's
and added a fourth.
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- You really can't tell Lily anything.
- No, you can't tell her...
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That year, the holidays were really
making Aunt Robin miss Canada,
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so Marshall brought her
to the spot
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he went whenever he got homesick
for Minnesota:
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The Walleye Saloon.
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Evening, everybody.
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Meet Robin.
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Go back to drinking.
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- What's up, Marshall?
- Hey, what's u...? Whoa! Bud!
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What's with the hitch
in your giddyap?
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I was playing some hockey today.
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Tore up something in my knee.
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Did you go to the hospital?
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I just poured some beer on it.
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Can't miss the Vikes game.
Twin Cities!
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I love the guys here.
They're real men.
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No hair products or manicures.
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All New York guys are like 10% girl.
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Come on.
That seems a little unfair.
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I'll have the vichyssoise with just
a soup�on of cr�me fra�che.
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Too much dairy
and I tend to bloat.
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I found an apartment today.
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Really?
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And I was hoping you'd have
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a little more wine in you before
I asked you this, but...
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I need you to co-sign the lease.
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Let me think about it.
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That means he's not
going to do it.
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I could really use your help on this.
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Let's talk about this later, okay?
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Don't hold your breath.
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What is it?
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You don't trust me?
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You're my sister.
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Now he's just stating a fact.
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Look, Ted,
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I am serious about a career
in finance, but..
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you just keep looking at me like I'm
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a four-year-old who says
she wants to be an astronaut.
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I just don't think
you have any idea
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how tough it is to make
it in New York.
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Exactly. You need connections.
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If only Ted knew someone
who worked at, say...
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Goliath National Bank,
then... wait.
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What?
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I work at Goliath National Bank.
How 'bout that?
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All right.
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We got two Bemidji Pale Ales and...
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who ordered the mini-burgers?
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Oh, my God!
Is that Fisherman's Quest?
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I used to play FQ
all the time back home!
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I kinda have high score.
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Not to brag, but I caught...
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a 35-inch northern pike.
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The biggest video fish
anyone's ever reeled in.
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I mean... freshwater.
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A tip of the angler's cap, my friend.
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Thank you for bringing me here.
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Those are mine.
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This is not a good idea.
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Heather and Barney alone in his office?
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And I certainly don't want to be
on the hook for her lease.
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She is growing up.
You just can't see it yet.
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We're talking about a girl
who was busted for shoplifting
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eight months ago.
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Ted, a lot of women
go through a shoplifting phase.
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And sure,
maybe to this day,
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they swipe the occasional
smaller item
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because it turns them on in a weird way
that they can't quite explain.
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But...
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if it'll make you feel better,
I'll tag along to GNB tomorrow.
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I'll say I'm having lunch
with Marshall,
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but actually,
I'll be spying on her and Barney.
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I'm good with that.
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Good luck tomorrow at GNB.
I'm sure you'll knock 'em dead.
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And I'll be spying on you guys.
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Damn it!
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"I'm drinking till I forget the
1999 NFC Championship"?
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That game.
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The Vikings were two minutes away
from going to the Super Bowl,
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when our kicker, who hadn't missed
all year, shanked a field goal,
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and we lost in overtime.
Damn!
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'99 NFC Championship game?
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Damn!
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My dad, who I'd never seen cry my
whole life, wiped away a tear.
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He said...
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"A little part of me just died, son."
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I love how intense you guys are
about your Vikings.
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It's like when we watch
hockey night in Canada...
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What?
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Don't let anyone in here know
that you're not from Minnesota.
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Why? What are they gonna do
if they find out I'm from...
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Does this look like a Dallas bar
to you, pal?
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It's weird, but there's something
comforting about being carried like this.
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Man, can you believe that guy?
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So, Robin, where are you from?
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Bemidji.
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Bemidji, Minnesota.
Go, Vikes!
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Kids, for what happened next,
I'm gonna jump ahead a couple days.
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That is a pretty sweet briefcase.
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That's a pretty sweet
security camera, too.
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And there's another one.
And a guard.
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I'm planning on paying for it, Ted.
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Well, you don't have the job yet.
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That door's a push, not a pull.
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There you go.
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Thanks again for keeping an eye
on her yesterday.
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Look, maybe I was wrong.
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She sounds like
she handled Barney just fine.
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Maybe she'll be able
to handle New York.
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No thanks necessary!
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Why not?
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I have a secret.
No, I don't!
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Nothing happened.
Something happened.
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What happened?
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Nothing.
After Heather's interview,
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I went to say hi to Marshall
for a few minutes,
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and when I came back...
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Oh, my God!
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Before you say or do anything,
I beg you one favor.
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What?
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Get off that.
It's Prada.
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- I am so sorry.
- I knew it.
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I knew it all along.
She is still the same,
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irresponsible train wreck
that she always was,
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- and when I see Barney...
- You won't say a word.
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Heather begged me not to tell you.
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She will hate my guts
if she knows that I blabbed.
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I love that briefcase,
but I can't afford it.
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You were right, Ted.
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- I certainly was.
- See?
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She didn't get the briefcase!
That's responsible!
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And there's almost no way she
had sex with anyone in there.
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Turning over a new leaf.
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Evening, everybody!
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So my dad and I are at the
'99 NFC Championship game.
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I say evening, everybody!
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And when we missed that
field goal and lost...
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- Damn !
- Damn...
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my dad, who I had never seen cry
in my entire life,
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wiped away a tear
and said,
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"A little part of me just died, son."
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"Son"?
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I told it the way
I'm gonna tell my son.
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If I'm ever lucky enough
to have a son,
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and name him
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Rashad Tarkenton.
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- Great story.
- Great story!
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But it does sound
a little bit familiar.
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I know!
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They totally ate it up.
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- I see what you're doing here.
- What?
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I brought you here as a favor
because...
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because I felt sorry for you, okay?
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00:11:46,552 --> 00:11:48,883
And now it's like you're trying
to steal my bar.
250
00:11:49,053 --> 00:11:51,650
You think I'm trying
to steal your bar?
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00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:54,099
- Get oot.
- "Get oot"?
252
00:11:54,502 --> 00:11:56,622
- What, are you Canadian?
- No, I...
253
00:11:56,722 --> 00:11:58,359
If you want to impersonate a Canadian,
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00:11:58,529 --> 00:12:01,361
just turn of the lights
and get all scared!
255
00:12:05,645 --> 00:12:06,603
What was that?
256
00:12:06,773 --> 00:12:08,502
Well, with Canada right across
the border,
257
00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:10,817
we Minnesotans sometimes like
to make jokes
258
00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:13,786
at your guys' expense and they're all
sort of along the same theme.
259
00:12:13,886 --> 00:12:15,869
That we're afraid of the dark?
260
00:12:16,483 --> 00:12:17,491
For example:
261
00:12:17,661 --> 00:12:21,688
hey, everyone, how many Canadians
does it take to change a lightbulb?
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"What? Oh, no, the lightbulb's out?!
I'm scared!"
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00:12:27,457 --> 00:12:28,451
That is insane.
264
00:12:28,551 --> 00:12:30,765
Why do you think the Canadians
are afraid of the dark?
265
00:12:30,865 --> 00:12:32,657
Where does any prejudice
come from, Robin?
266
00:12:32,757 --> 00:12:35,815
A stereotype starts, and all of a sudden
it spreads like wildfire. Like
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00:12:35,915 --> 00:12:38,295
Asians can't drive,
Scotsmen are cheap,
268
00:12:38,395 --> 00:12:40,653
Brazilians always put on way
too much postage.
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00:12:41,073 --> 00:12:43,149
I just don't think this is gonna
work out, Robin.
270
00:12:43,249 --> 00:12:44,926
You can't be hanging out
with people who
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00:12:45,026 --> 00:12:46,983
belittle your beloved homeland, so
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I'll walk you out.
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Wait, I have something to say.
274
00:12:52,851 --> 00:12:54,037
Hey, everybody.
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00:12:54,652 --> 00:12:57,806
Let me tell you something
about people from Canada.
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Please don't make a scene.
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00:13:00,783 --> 00:13:03,626
Do you know why Canadians
never get a birthday wish?
278
00:13:03,930 --> 00:13:06,705
Because they're too afraid
to blow out the candles.
279
00:13:09,632 --> 00:13:11,658
Oh, God, I love it here. God.
280
00:13:13,363 --> 00:13:16,049
I think your prospects
at GNB are good.
281
00:13:16,219 --> 00:13:18,752
You certainly made it clear
you're will to take any position.
282
00:13:18,922 --> 00:13:20,495
Are these new coasters?
283
00:13:20,665 --> 00:13:22,429
Well, I hope you get the job.
284
00:13:22,599 --> 00:13:25,730
Nothing gives me more pleasure than
filling an opening.
285
00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:28,102
I swear to God
these coasters are thicker.
286
00:13:28,203 --> 00:13:30,579
Well, I am willing to bend
over backwards.
287
00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:34,154
That's it! I cannot believe
you had sex with my sister!
288
00:13:35,242 --> 00:13:37,493
- You blabbed?!
- Do you know what?
289
00:13:37,663 --> 00:13:40,756
This is a new batch
of the old coasters.
290
00:13:40,866 --> 00:13:42,802
I'm just gonna confirm that
with the bartender.
291
00:13:42,902 --> 00:13:45,095
And you, you're mature
and responsible now?
292
00:13:45,265 --> 00:13:46,772
Is it mature and responsible
293
00:13:46,872 --> 00:13:48,969
to go to your first big job
interview in New York City
294
00:13:49,069 --> 00:13:50,819
and nail a total stranger?
295
00:13:50,919 --> 00:13:52,771
You've always been
immature and irresponsible.
296
00:13:52,871 --> 00:13:55,017
You will always be
immature and irresponsible.
297
00:13:55,117 --> 00:13:58,467
And I wouldn't cosign a library card
for you, let alone a lease.
298
00:13:58,669 --> 00:14:01,359
- Barney and I didn't have sex.
- Save it. Lily saw you.
299
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:02,830
Or did she?
300
00:14:03,263 --> 00:14:06,890
You see, Ted, you had so little faith
in Heather and me...
301
00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:09,869
We decided to give you
exactly what you expected of us.
302
00:14:10,039 --> 00:14:12,085
And I knew we could
count on Lily to blab.
303
00:14:12,255 --> 00:14:13,814
Oh, my God!
304
00:14:14,123 --> 00:14:15,474
What? Why would you do that?
305
00:14:15,596 --> 00:14:17,145
Because you deserved it.
306
00:14:17,438 --> 00:14:19,267
You know I'm no saint.
307
00:14:19,437 --> 00:14:23,378
And yes, it's true that time I drove
your mother to the airport,
308
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,790
well, let's just say there was a
309
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:30,151
very confusing, sexually charged
moment in short-term parking,
310
00:14:30,709 --> 00:14:33,835
but I said I would never
go near your sister,
311
00:14:34,005 --> 00:14:35,077
and I meant it.
312
00:14:35,177 --> 00:14:36,533
You should have trusted me.
313
00:14:36,633 --> 00:14:40,174
You're so convinced I'm still
some out-of-control teenager,
314
00:14:40,274 --> 00:14:42,668
you missed the fact I grew up.
315
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,570
I'm gonna find a hotel.
316
00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:46,372
I'll get my things later.
317
00:14:46,996 --> 00:14:48,280
Merry Christmas.
318
00:14:53,858 --> 00:14:55,419
Your mom and I kissed.
319
00:14:57,487 --> 00:14:58,646
Better get a move on.
320
00:14:58,746 --> 00:15:01,072
You got five seconds
to catch two more sturgeon.
321
00:15:01,172 --> 00:15:03,323
We got a possible gill screen.
322
00:15:03,423 --> 00:15:06,185
Forget it. You can't catch two fish
with one hook.
323
00:15:07,346 --> 00:15:09,631
But I can catch one fish
324
00:15:10,053 --> 00:15:13,229
and use that fish
to catch the other one.
325
00:15:16,027 --> 00:15:18,418
High score! You beat Marshall!
326
00:15:19,496 --> 00:15:21,113
She's Canadian!
327
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,879
Robin's Canadian!
328
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,480
She's Canadian.
329
00:15:26,866 --> 00:15:30,569
She's not from Bemidji and she doesn't
know a darn thing about the Vikings.
330
00:15:30,739 --> 00:15:33,136
You're just mad
'cause she got high score.
331
00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:38,762
In the '99 NFC Championship game
when the Vikings lost...
332
00:15:38,863 --> 00:15:40,858
- Damn !
- Oh, damn !
333
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:45,726
who was the kicker
who missed the field goal?
334
00:16:00,057 --> 00:16:03,115
He's now retired.
Owns a fly-fishing business...
335
00:16:03,573 --> 00:16:04,583
in Canada.
336
00:16:06,725 --> 00:16:07,931
Good-bye, Robin.
337
00:16:19,256 --> 00:16:20,453
You know what?
338
00:16:21,191 --> 00:16:22,685
I'm glad you found oot
339
00:16:23,363 --> 00:16:25,686
because I'm proud to be Canadian.
340
00:16:26,146 --> 00:16:29,513
We may not have
a fancy NFL team or Prince,
341
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:33,301
but we invented Trivial Pursuit.
342
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:35,033
You're welcome, Earth!
343
00:16:36,077 --> 00:16:39,155
Plus in Canada,
you can go to an all-nude strip club
344
00:16:39,325 --> 00:16:41,075
and order alcohol.
345
00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:42,467
That's right.
346
00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:47,087
From Moosejaw to the Bay of Fundy,
you can suck down a 20-ounce pilsner
347
00:16:47,192 --> 00:16:51,055
while watching some coal miner's daughter
strip down to her pelt.
348
00:16:51,225 --> 00:16:52,244
Jealous?!
349
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:56,511
In Canada people don't care
where you're from,
350
00:16:56,846 --> 00:16:59,936
as long as you're friendly and
maybe loan them a smoke or
351
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,520
hand over a donut.
352
00:17:02,634 --> 00:17:04,866
I'm proud to be
from the Great White North...
353
00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:07,813
and I wish
I was there right now.
354
00:17:11,137 --> 00:17:13,123
And we're not afraid of the dark.
355
00:17:15,379 --> 00:17:17,545
I mean, we don't love it,
but who does?
356
00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:31,117
Merry Christmas.
357
00:17:33,668 --> 00:17:34,700
Look inside.
358
00:17:37,853 --> 00:17:38,799
You just,
359
00:17:38,899 --> 00:17:41,125
if you push it towards the...
not down, towards the middle.
360
00:17:41,225 --> 00:17:42,837
- Don't need your help.
- Got it.
361
00:17:51,326 --> 00:17:52,863
You signed the lease.
362
00:17:54,129 --> 00:17:55,221
You know why?
363
00:17:56,019 --> 00:17:58,967
Because you trust me
and think it's a great idea?
364
00:17:59,255 --> 00:18:01,535
Because I want
to get to know you.
365
00:18:01,805 --> 00:18:02,859
The new you.
366
00:18:09,684 --> 00:18:11,388
By the way,
in your new neighborhood,
367
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:14,568
you really should get a
good solid deadbolt for the door.
368
00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:16,272
If you want...
369
00:18:17,238 --> 00:18:18,114
to live.
370
00:18:28,256 --> 00:18:30,176
I'm so sorry for what happened
back there.
371
00:18:30,346 --> 00:18:32,749
I acted like a total jerk.
372
00:18:33,136 --> 00:18:36,624
- I shouldn't have said anything.
- No, look, I'msorry.
373
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:40,132
That was your place.
I shouldn't have tried to make it mine.
374
00:18:40,810 --> 00:18:43,474
Just every year at the holidays,
I get homesick.
375
00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:46,539
And so far, every year
I've had a reason to stay,
376
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,449
a boyfriend, a job,
377
00:18:48,881 --> 00:18:50,092
or something.
378
00:18:51,143 --> 00:18:54,234
But this year for the first time,
I don't.
379
00:18:55,057 --> 00:18:56,101
Yes, you do.
380
00:18:56,754 --> 00:18:57,492
What?
381
00:18:58,518 --> 00:19:00,618
We all love you, okay?
382
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,733
If you ever moved back to Canada,
we would hop on a plane,
383
00:19:04,903 --> 00:19:06,826
we would track you down, and
384
00:19:06,996 --> 00:19:10,647
after Barney dragged us to a few
of those strip clubs you talked about,
385
00:19:11,071 --> 00:19:14,819
we would bring you back right here
where you're supposed to be. It's...
386
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:18,120
it's not New York
without Robin Scherbatsky.
387
00:19:22,223 --> 00:19:24,333
I just miss it there sometimes.
388
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:29,212
I wish I could blink my eyes and be back
in Canada for an hour, you know?
389
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:32,657
I was hoping you would say that.
390
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:38,763
Once, there was this girl who
391
00:19:38,933 --> 00:19:41,892
Wouldn't go and change
With the girls
392
00:19:42,062 --> 00:19:44,418
- in the change room...
- How did you find this place?
393
00:19:44,588 --> 00:19:47,578
- Feels like home, right?
- There's one way to find out.
394
00:19:50,019 --> 00:19:52,181
Well, sorry there. Didn't see ya.
Are you okay?
395
00:19:52,281 --> 00:19:55,358
- I'm fine.
- Okay, sorry aboot that.
396
00:19:56,248 --> 00:19:57,896
Have a donut on the hoose.
397
00:20:01,402 --> 00:20:03,752
You bumped into him,
and he apologized
398
00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:05,736
and gave you a donut on the hoose?
399
00:20:05,906 --> 00:20:07,535
It's just like home.
400
00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:12,778
It's gonna be fine!
401
00:20:15,397 --> 00:20:17,375
No one likes the dark.
402
00:20:24,211 --> 00:20:25,844
Next up from Ontario,
403
00:20:26,254 --> 00:20:27,943
Marshall Erickson.
404
00:20:28,043 --> 00:20:30,188
I didn't know you signed up.
What are you gonna sing?
405
00:20:30,288 --> 00:20:31,742
I think you'll recognize it.
406
00:20:31,842 --> 00:20:35,513
But that's okay,
I'm gonna rock your body anyway
407
00:20:35,621 --> 00:20:37,679
I'm gonna rock your body
till Canada Day!
408
00:20:37,798 --> 00:20:39,961
Buddy, you can turn off the screen.
We know the lyrics.
409
00:20:40,077 --> 00:20:43,517
Everybody come and play
410
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:47,479
Throw every last care away
411
00:20:48,062 --> 00:20:50,935
Let's go to the mall
412
00:20:51,377 --> 00:20:52,901
today!
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