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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,022 --> 00:00:40,323 Oh, yeah. 2 00:00:41,114 --> 00:00:42,397 Right there. 3 00:00:42,826 --> 00:00:44,428 Yeah, you got it. 4 00:00:57,039 --> 00:00:59,406 Where'd you learn to give a hummer like that? 5 00:01:00,586 --> 00:01:02,145 Middle school. 6 00:01:02,179 --> 00:01:03,758 That's funny. 7 00:01:04,201 --> 00:01:06,554 Well, I should probably split. 8 00:01:07,384 --> 00:01:10,828 Can I drop you off somewhere? Mall or... 9 00:01:12,795 --> 00:01:14,296 Aren't we forgetting something? 10 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:16,679 Yeah. 11 00:01:20,297 --> 00:01:21,577 Sorry about that. - Get this. 12 00:01:21,602 --> 00:01:23,304 Yeah, getting all the thing. 13 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:28,287 It's only 18 bucks. 14 00:01:28,312 --> 00:01:30,007 I'll... I'll get you back next time. 15 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:31,542 I don't think so, buddy. 16 00:01:32,557 --> 00:01:34,125 Hey, what're you doing? 17 00:01:34,745 --> 00:01:36,262 Quick, take this. 18 00:01:36,824 --> 00:01:39,583 Who are they? - Smile, Dale. 19 00:01:39,617 --> 00:01:43,213 You are on candid camera, motherfucker. 20 00:01:43,238 --> 00:01:45,355 I just got head from a 17-year-old. 21 00:01:45,388 --> 00:01:47,390 Now playing at a prison near you. 22 00:01:47,424 --> 00:01:49,827 Okay, quit fucking around. Give me my keys. 23 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:50,894 I am a cop. 24 00:01:50,928 --> 00:01:53,321 You're going to prison, you fucking criminal. 25 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,199 Okay, put the phone down. 26 00:01:56,233 --> 00:01:59,236 We got your license plate on camera. 27 00:01:59,269 --> 00:02:00,738 You're so fucked. 28 00:02:00,771 --> 00:02:03,340 Okay, that... That's entrapment. 29 00:02:03,365 --> 00:02:05,307 That won't ever hold up in a court of law. 30 00:02:05,332 --> 00:02:07,268 We're not taking you to court. 31 00:02:08,375 --> 00:02:10,273 We're just taking your money. 32 00:02:31,331 --> 00:02:32,862 It's only 400 bucks. 33 00:02:33,690 --> 00:02:35,260 Is that all you got in your bank account? 34 00:02:35,284 --> 00:02:36,929 How much do you think a cop makes? 35 00:02:36,954 --> 00:02:39,406 Well, that's depressing. You're a grown ass man. 36 00:02:39,431 --> 00:02:41,507 We ever catch you trolling for underage pussy again, 37 00:02:41,532 --> 00:02:44,564 I swear to God, we're uploading that shit to the Cloud. 38 00:02:45,192 --> 00:02:46,359 Please do no do that. 39 00:02:46,384 --> 00:02:48,536 That shit will spread like HPV. 40 00:02:48,561 --> 00:02:51,502 You fucking... male. 41 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,358 Can I go now, please? 42 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:56,894 Go. Run along. 43 00:03:00,463 --> 00:03:02,332 Bye, Dale. 44 00:03:02,365 --> 00:03:03,734 Fuck you. 45 00:03:05,335 --> 00:03:07,070 You guys wanna go to Dairy Queen? 46 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,305 -For sure. Yeah. 47 00:05:13,296 --> 00:05:14,998 Eh, Mama, come in here. 48 00:05:16,166 --> 00:05:17,835 Come and tell me hi. 49 00:05:20,507 --> 00:05:22,834 How you feeling, you little nerd? - Come here. 50 00:05:22,859 --> 00:05:24,950 I need some... I need love. 51 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:26,909 Come here. - I can't... 52 00:05:32,883 --> 00:05:35,576 -It's a fucking nightmare! 53 00:05:35,601 --> 00:05:37,381 It's like nothing is penetrating. 54 00:05:37,406 --> 00:05:40,037 The finals are next week, and I'm so fucked. 55 00:05:40,062 --> 00:05:41,696 Why're you studying if you don't want to? 56 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,961 You don't have to. Sherman's rich. 57 00:05:43,994 --> 00:05:45,796 I mean, he's richer... 58 00:05:45,829 --> 00:05:47,865 and I... I want to. 59 00:05:47,898 --> 00:05:49,762 This is something that I want to do, 60 00:05:49,787 --> 00:05:55,084 and now, finally, I'm with somebody that is supportive of that. 61 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:59,606 At least Dad wasn't some boring loser who collects old pinball machines. 62 00:05:59,631 --> 00:06:02,356 Can you be nicer to Bob, please? 63 00:06:02,381 --> 00:06:05,161 Just don't be so tough on him. I know he's not cool. 64 00:06:05,186 --> 00:06:06,036 No, he's not. 65 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:07,958 But he's a good, good person. 66 00:06:07,983 --> 00:06:10,420 He cares about you very, very much. 67 00:06:12,045 --> 00:06:15,443 I don't want him in our house, in our space. 68 00:06:15,468 --> 00:06:17,403 It's not just our space anymore. 69 00:06:18,695 --> 00:06:20,463 Sorry. - Mom! 70 00:06:22,099 --> 00:06:24,868 Although, I don't know what he'd say if he found this. 71 00:06:26,036 --> 00:06:27,737 Where'd you find that? 72 00:06:28,538 --> 00:06:29,706 In the bathroom, last night. 73 00:06:29,739 --> 00:06:31,374 That's what I was just looking for. 74 00:06:32,883 --> 00:06:34,055 Dude... 75 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:36,399 whatever you do on your own time, 76 00:06:36,415 --> 00:06:38,766 is totally up to you. - Okay. 77 00:06:38,806 --> 00:06:40,999 But you cannot just leave that lying around. 78 00:06:41,024 --> 00:06:43,772 Sherm would have a fucking heart attack if he saw this. 79 00:06:43,797 --> 00:06:45,524 Mom... 80 00:06:46,344 --> 00:06:48,936 Do we need to have another chat with Dr. Demarcia? 81 00:06:48,961 --> 00:06:52,218 No. Dr. Demarcia is a sexual predator. 82 00:06:52,243 --> 00:06:55,049 He is! Why do you always do that? I'm not making it up! 83 00:06:55,074 --> 00:06:56,408 I'm not going back to him. 84 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,103 I just... Come here... 85 00:07:01,382 --> 00:07:02,522 What? 86 00:07:05,757 --> 00:07:08,378 I just need you to not freak anybody out tonight. 87 00:07:08,411 --> 00:07:10,080 Okay 88 00:07:10,366 --> 00:07:11,647 You're ashamed of me or something? 89 00:07:11,671 --> 00:07:14,852 No, I'm not ashamed of you, you crazy bitch! 90 00:07:14,877 --> 00:07:17,249 Just, this dinner is very important. 91 00:07:18,483 --> 00:07:21,552 All right, I just don't want you to... You can be scary. 92 00:07:22,893 --> 00:07:25,529 So I just need you to put it in check. 93 00:07:25,593 --> 00:07:28,496 Okay? I love you most. 94 00:07:32,621 --> 00:07:35,691 Can you wash your hair before this evening? 95 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:38,159 It just smells a little funky. 96 00:07:38,942 --> 00:07:40,543 Bye! 97 00:07:43,225 --> 00:07:44,553 So close! 98 00:07:46,412 --> 00:07:49,286 Why don't you ever buy shit with the money we make from these perverts? 99 00:07:49,319 --> 00:07:50,787 I've been saving up. 100 00:07:51,116 --> 00:07:52,351 For what? 101 00:07:53,612 --> 00:07:56,970 I'm going to DeVry, bitch! 102 00:07:56,995 --> 00:07:59,256 98% acceptance rate. 103 00:07:59,281 --> 00:08:01,206 Dream big or go home! 104 00:08:02,633 --> 00:08:04,601 Yo, check it out. Hot, old guy is back. 105 00:08:14,644 --> 00:08:16,113 He's so hot. 106 00:08:17,047 --> 00:08:18,381 He's old enough to be your dad. 107 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:21,218 I'd fuck your dad so hard if that was your dad. 108 00:08:23,386 --> 00:08:25,022 That's a good thing. 109 00:08:25,055 --> 00:08:26,423 But why is he always here? 110 00:08:26,456 --> 00:08:28,558 Like, he's literally never not at the bowling alley. 111 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:29,960 I hope he's not lonely. 112 00:08:29,993 --> 00:08:31,461 Oh, I don't think so. 113 00:08:33,163 --> 00:08:35,565 I feel like his dick has a tax attorney. 114 00:08:37,834 --> 00:08:40,137 No, his dick could like, pay off his mortgage. 115 00:08:41,538 --> 00:08:43,040 He's too old, Erica. 116 00:08:44,041 --> 00:08:45,342 I wanna hold his hand. 117 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:49,001 What're we doing later? 118 00:08:49,026 --> 00:08:51,212 You wanna come over to my place, play Mario Kart? 119 00:08:51,237 --> 00:08:54,901 I would, but I have to go meet my future step-brother tonight. 120 00:08:55,221 --> 00:08:57,751 I don't understand. Your mom's been with Sherm for a year. 121 00:08:57,776 --> 00:08:59,526 Like, how have you not met that guy? 122 00:08:59,551 --> 00:09:03,852 'Cause he's been in rehab this whole time and now he's coming to live with us. 123 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,171 Cool. Maybe he's sexy and on heroin. 124 00:09:06,196 --> 00:09:08,932 Yeah, like Kurt Cobain vibe. 125 00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:10,300 Okay. - I want that for you. 126 00:09:11,001 --> 00:09:12,169 I'll see you guys later? 127 00:09:12,202 --> 00:09:14,304 All right, good luck. - Bye. 128 00:09:17,718 --> 00:09:21,335 I'm so full! - Stop eating that, then. 129 00:09:21,968 --> 00:09:24,992 I'm not gonna touch it. I won't touch it, but it's really growing. 130 00:09:25,017 --> 00:09:26,413 Do you see that thing? 131 00:09:26,810 --> 00:09:28,245 It hurts like shit. 132 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:33,398 Holy shit, is that him? 133 00:09:34,555 --> 00:09:37,202 Damn. He's hot! 134 00:09:37,227 --> 00:09:39,116 Oh, I know. How hot is he? 135 00:09:39,141 --> 00:09:40,913 That's Shorty. That's his sponsor. 136 00:09:40,938 --> 00:09:42,320 Si that's not Luke? - No. 137 00:09:42,345 --> 00:09:43,516 Which one is... 138 00:09:44,141 --> 00:09:45,547 Now there's Luke... 139 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:49,484 in the... That coat. Okay, you shitting me. 140 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:50,844 What's the problem? 141 00:09:50,869 --> 00:09:53,373 Mom, why didn't you tell me that he's that? 142 00:09:53,398 --> 00:09:55,078 What do you mean? - That he's a big boy. 143 00:09:55,112 --> 00:09:56,522 'Cause I knew you'd be a fucking cunt. 144 00:09:56,546 --> 00:09:59,552 Junkies are supposed to be skinny. 145 00:09:59,577 --> 00:10:02,544 Shut up. Just get your shit together. 146 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:04,405 Hi, guys! - Hi! 147 00:10:04,741 --> 00:10:07,804 Oh, there he is, there he is! - Hey, gang. 148 00:10:09,249 --> 00:10:11,394 Erica, can you scoot over? 149 00:10:11,428 --> 00:10:13,241 Erica, please? 150 00:10:13,538 --> 00:10:15,569 Right. Hey, bud. Take a seat, Luke. 151 00:10:15,594 --> 00:10:19,124 Plenty of room. Don't be shy. - You wanna take that jacket off? 152 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:21,220 There you go. 153 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,443 Okay... You okay? 154 00:10:23,468 --> 00:10:24,975 Squeeze in there, I don't want to get your jacket. 155 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:27,144 You got to really squeeze yourself in there. 156 00:10:27,177 --> 00:10:29,479 There we go. Here we are. 157 00:10:30,813 --> 00:10:32,215 Everybody in? 158 00:10:32,982 --> 00:10:35,185 So nice to meet you finally. 159 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:36,786 It's really nice to meet you, Laurie. 160 00:10:36,819 --> 00:10:38,256 Oh, so polite. 161 00:10:38,281 --> 00:10:42,852 So, any special music requests for DJ Sherm? 162 00:10:43,159 --> 00:10:46,904 We got some hard rock, some soft rock. - You're so funny. 163 00:10:46,929 --> 00:10:48,998 Country... 164 00:10:49,032 --> 00:10:51,101 How about... Yeah, let's try that. 165 00:10:51,134 --> 00:10:53,536 Okay. - That's pretty good. 166 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:54,904 Here we go. 167 00:11:00,443 --> 00:11:04,614 I love this. It has a cool... little rhythm here. 168 00:11:05,815 --> 00:11:08,285 DJ Sherm? Yes, ma'am. 169 00:11:08,318 --> 00:11:09,986 This music sucks ass. 170 00:11:10,019 --> 00:11:11,321 Is that a good thing? No. 171 00:11:11,354 --> 00:11:12,922 Yes! Fair enough. 172 00:11:12,955 --> 00:11:14,557 We'll find something else. 173 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:20,029 Oh, my God, it looks so... A real Sophie's choice. 174 00:11:20,063 --> 00:11:22,899 Well, what are you in the mood for, honey? Something hot or cold? 175 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,267 Let's start there. 176 00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:33,843 This is, uh, on the pricey side. 177 00:11:33,876 --> 00:11:36,213 I don't need all these sides. 178 00:11:36,246 --> 00:11:39,316 We could split apps. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 179 00:11:40,202 --> 00:11:41,486 Not that. 180 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:47,125 So, Erica, you must be psyched to have an older brother type in the house 181 00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:51,815 that can turn you on to music and movies and comic books, 182 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:52,814 and things like that. 183 00:11:52,839 --> 00:11:54,264 Totally psyched. 184 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:57,526 I get to have a complete stranger living in my home. 185 00:11:57,870 --> 00:11:59,536 No offense, buddy. 186 00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:01,721 Well, everybody is a stranger until you get to know them. 187 00:12:01,745 --> 00:12:03,010 That's true. - Just look at you guys. 188 00:12:03,034 --> 00:12:04,893 You hardly knew each other. Now, you're like... 189 00:12:05,156 --> 00:12:06,858 We're best buds. - Thick as thieves. 190 00:12:06,883 --> 00:12:07,883 Put it up. 191 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,916 Hi. You guys ready to order? - How are you? 192 00:12:11,941 --> 00:12:14,463 Hi. This is the guest of honor, right here. 193 00:12:14,488 --> 00:12:16,538 So order anything you want on the menu. 194 00:12:16,563 --> 00:12:19,156 Not exactly. - Yes, let him. Just let him. 195 00:12:19,181 --> 00:12:21,882 The doctor has him on a special diet, 196 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:26,406 so no processed sugar or gluten or carbs 197 00:12:26,431 --> 00:12:29,992 or red meat. And dairy is discouraged. 198 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:32,498 But, other than that, anything you want, cowboy! - Yes. 199 00:12:32,523 --> 00:12:34,884 Besides that, anything else. There's a lot of options. 200 00:12:34,909 --> 00:12:38,157 Maybe we could go grab some twigs from that tree outside. 201 00:12:40,201 --> 00:12:42,036 I'll... I'll just order last. 202 00:12:42,087 --> 00:12:43,820 - Sure... yeah take a second. - Sure. 203 00:12:43,845 --> 00:12:46,288 I'll start things off. - There's so much. 204 00:12:46,313 --> 00:12:49,288 Yeah, I was thinking about the hors d'oeuvres. 205 00:12:49,313 --> 00:12:53,648 You know what's really looking good to me is the salad. 206 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:57,773 Oh, yes. Well, two salad bars for me and my lady. 207 00:12:57,798 --> 00:12:59,889 Then we can make our own choices. 208 00:12:59,914 --> 00:13:02,228 It sounds nice. - Right. Right. 209 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:06,798 So cute. 210 00:13:06,823 --> 00:13:08,049 I'm gonna look like a girl. 211 00:13:08,074 --> 00:13:09,662 You also want the salad bar? 212 00:13:09,687 --> 00:13:11,982 I don't want the salad bar at all. 213 00:13:12,014 --> 00:13:15,811 I want the buffalo wing blasters with extra bacon butter mash, and a 214 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,589 ice-cold mountain dew. 215 00:13:17,614 --> 00:13:19,241 Thank you very much. 216 00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:21,700 Okay, you're up, dude. 217 00:13:24,927 --> 00:13:26,231 Take it. 218 00:13:26,786 --> 00:13:28,472 Get a salad bar? - Okay, all right. 219 00:13:28,497 --> 00:13:30,092 Luke... - Or jello... 220 00:13:30,126 --> 00:13:31,917 It's okay. Jut count to ten. 221 00:13:31,942 --> 00:13:34,480 Just count to ten. You got it. Hey, Luke, come on. 222 00:13:34,505 --> 00:13:36,709 You're trained for this now. Come on, buddy. 223 00:13:36,734 --> 00:13:39,770 Just do the exercises. Do the work. Count to ten. 224 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,180 Are you okay? - Breathe through the nose. 225 00:13:42,205 --> 00:13:43,954 It's... - What can we do, honey? 226 00:13:43,979 --> 00:13:47,900 What? Mom, what's going on? - Out through the mouth. 227 00:13:48,737 --> 00:13:51,401 Shit! - Damn it. 228 00:13:53,897 --> 00:13:55,792 He's surprisingly fast. 229 00:13:56,889 --> 00:13:59,258 I think that maybe you should go after him, honey. 230 00:13:59,283 --> 00:14:00,770 What? Why? 231 00:14:00,795 --> 00:14:04,201 Because I asked you to. Because it would be kind. 232 00:14:07,745 --> 00:14:09,120 I'll give you ten bucks. 233 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:11,509 Fifteen. - Hey, Laurie. 234 00:14:11,534 --> 00:14:13,517 Stop it. Bob, this is just... - Twenty. 235 00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:17,299 Twenty dollars. Twenty dollars and he better come back in. 236 00:14:17,932 --> 00:14:20,725 You're not getting twenty bucks until he's back here in his chair. 237 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,618 Better be back here. - I got it. 238 00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:26,806 It's not an effective strategy. 239 00:14:26,831 --> 00:14:29,560 It's effective for us. So, that's just... 240 00:14:33,588 --> 00:14:36,002 Dude? What's up? 241 00:14:37,979 --> 00:14:40,471 Running away from your new fam already? 242 00:14:41,126 --> 00:14:42,161 Hello? 243 00:14:43,881 --> 00:14:44,915 What? 244 00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:47,241 I just needed some air. 245 00:14:49,715 --> 00:14:53,412 Kinda looked like you were having a heart attack or something. Are you okay? 246 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,561 It's a panic attack. 247 00:14:57,361 --> 00:15:00,064 Why don't you think of something peaceful, like... 248 00:15:02,420 --> 00:15:04,887 kitten and a baby bear making out. 249 00:15:04,912 --> 00:15:05,976 That may... - Doesn't help. 250 00:15:06,001 --> 00:15:07,002 Didn't help? 251 00:15:08,070 --> 00:15:09,381 Unreal. 252 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,009 It's fine. I'm used to it, really. 253 00:15:18,532 --> 00:15:20,556 What were you in rehab for? 254 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:23,868 Pills. 255 00:15:25,302 --> 00:15:27,508 Oxys, mostly. 256 00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:29,983 So, you like to get low. I feel you. 257 00:15:31,561 --> 00:15:33,186 I don't do drugs. 258 00:15:34,984 --> 00:15:36,811 People think that's lame... 259 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:38,972 but fuck them, you know. 260 00:15:42,269 --> 00:15:43,737 Are you okay? 261 00:15:44,994 --> 00:15:46,970 I'm not... I'm not helping? 262 00:15:51,553 --> 00:15:53,087 Do you want a blowjob? 263 00:15:55,947 --> 00:15:58,014 What? - Do you want a blowjob? 264 00:16:02,912 --> 00:16:04,283 Like right now? 265 00:16:04,619 --> 00:16:07,079 Here? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you seem very... 266 00:16:07,104 --> 00:16:09,687 No. - tense and I think it could really help with 267 00:16:09,712 --> 00:16:10,954 whatever it is you're going through. - Stop. 268 00:16:10,978 --> 00:16:13,390 I won't ask. I just... I'll just blow you. 269 00:16:13,415 --> 00:16:16,617 I like sucking dick. It's not... It wouldn't be a burden. 270 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,188 Are you fucking with me? 271 00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:20,196 No, I'm not fucking with you. 272 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:24,344 It's not like we're related or anything, dude. 273 00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:27,667 Calm down. Here, just... - Jesus-fucking-Christ! 274 00:16:27,692 --> 00:16:29,891 Just, no, okay? 275 00:16:31,915 --> 00:16:34,924 Fine. I couldn't find your dick anyway, asshole. 276 00:16:41,121 --> 00:16:42,731 Sorry, that was mean. 277 00:16:43,216 --> 00:16:46,786 And you're probably a virgin, and you're 16. 278 00:16:48,482 --> 00:16:49,700 Poor boy. 279 00:16:50,606 --> 00:16:51,793 I'm 18. 280 00:16:52,082 --> 00:16:54,030 And you refused a blowjob from me? 281 00:16:54,063 --> 00:16:56,410 Like, I know you're shy, but... 282 00:16:58,868 --> 00:17:00,563 Oh, you're gay! 283 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:02,874 Why didn't you say so? - I'm not gay! 284 00:17:02,899 --> 00:17:04,150 Hey, there's nothing wrong with being gay. 285 00:17:04,174 --> 00:17:06,465 I just don't want a blowjob from my future step-sister. 286 00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:08,775 What is so hard to understand about that? 287 00:17:09,164 --> 00:17:11,711 Fuck! Leave me alone! 288 00:17:12,272 --> 00:17:13,307 Okay. 289 00:17:17,023 --> 00:17:18,249 Whatever! 290 00:17:24,326 --> 00:17:27,074 I mean, he's literally fat as fuck. 291 00:17:27,099 --> 00:17:29,583 No fucking way. That sucks. 292 00:17:29,608 --> 00:17:32,176 He's also a weird drug addict and very gay. 293 00:17:32,201 --> 00:17:35,012 Girl, you have a gay brother you gonna play and jerk off to the same porn. 294 00:17:35,036 --> 00:17:36,238 How do you know he's gay? 295 00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,309 'Cause I tried to suck his dick and he turned me down. 296 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,536 That's so fucked up. He's like basically your brother. 297 00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:43,497 I'm not trying to have sex with him or anything. I'm not a psychopath. 298 00:17:44,341 --> 00:17:46,300 Oh, my God, babe! 299 00:17:46,325 --> 00:17:47,491 Babe are you okay? 300 00:17:47,516 --> 00:17:49,843 Yeah. I wasn't gonna eat that shit anyway. 301 00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:51,606 I'm sure, slut. 302 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,562 Hey, Ali. 303 00:17:55,148 --> 00:17:56,912 Why you such a fucking bitch? 304 00:17:56,937 --> 00:18:01,030 Erica, I'm having a lot of trouble hearing what you're saying... 305 00:18:01,063 --> 00:18:02,965 without a dick in your mouth. 306 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,233 I really wanna punch you in the face right now. 307 00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:08,281 I just don't wanna ruin those lip injections that daddy gave you. 308 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:11,341 At least my daddy is not in fucking jail. 309 00:18:11,366 --> 00:18:13,164 Shut the fuck up! 310 00:18:17,122 --> 00:18:18,732 Get her off me! 311 00:18:22,511 --> 00:18:25,832 Fuck off of me... Fucking psycho! 312 00:19:01,581 --> 00:19:02,983 Momma. 313 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,846 Hey, Mummy. - We need to talk. 314 00:19:05,871 --> 00:19:08,644 It wasn't my fault. She fucking started it. 315 00:19:09,003 --> 00:19:10,575 Oh no, I'm not talking about that cunt though. 316 00:19:10,599 --> 00:19:13,080 Let me... - Look... It hurts. 317 00:19:13,105 --> 00:19:16,059 You gotta keep it lubed up or else it's gonna scar. 318 00:19:16,084 --> 00:19:17,986 I can't... it's disgusting. 319 00:19:18,439 --> 00:19:19,902 Listen... 320 00:19:20,428 --> 00:19:22,980 Bob says you've been really tough on Luke. 321 00:19:26,055 --> 00:19:28,480 What about it? - I need you to apologize. 322 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,463 Apologize? - Yeah. 323 00:19:30,488 --> 00:19:32,193 I'm not gonna apologize. What am I? Twelve years old? 324 00:19:32,217 --> 00:19:34,219 It's not a question, lady. 325 00:19:34,244 --> 00:19:37,831 I'm telling you you have to apologize. - Right and I'm not gonna. 326 00:19:38,801 --> 00:19:39,801 Look. 327 00:19:40,162 --> 00:19:41,933 Okay, listen. 328 00:19:42,785 --> 00:19:44,902 He just got out of rehab, right? - I know that. 329 00:19:44,927 --> 00:19:48,127 Okay. He's feeling really, really tender. 330 00:19:48,152 --> 00:19:49,786 We don't know what that feels like. 331 00:19:49,811 --> 00:19:52,011 Let's just try to be human beings. 332 00:19:55,129 --> 00:19:56,433 Bob... 333 00:19:57,372 --> 00:20:01,300 is internalizing his emotions and I'm feeling very worried about him. 334 00:20:01,605 --> 00:20:04,441 Stop it now... Focus, please. 335 00:20:04,777 --> 00:20:08,390 I know that this has been a really, really, really difficult transition for you. 336 00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:11,361 And I know it's not easy. I really appreciate... 337 00:20:11,386 --> 00:20:15,300 everything that you have been doing, you're a sweet, sweet girl. 338 00:20:16,339 --> 00:20:18,494 And I need you to say one thing... 339 00:20:18,519 --> 00:20:20,970 one nice thing to Luke... To Luke? 340 00:20:21,003 --> 00:20:22,230 for me. 341 00:20:22,551 --> 00:20:25,863 Please. It will go s... it will go so far. 342 00:20:26,945 --> 00:20:28,582 Will you give me hair tickles? 343 00:20:30,066 --> 00:20:32,566 Will you say something nice? 344 00:20:34,617 --> 00:20:36,711 Okay. Practice with me. 345 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,263 Can we come up with one nice thing 346 00:20:38,288 --> 00:20:40,899 you could say to that human being? - Yeah. 347 00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:44,437 I'll tell him... 348 00:20:44,462 --> 00:20:47,059 that if his plane crashes into a mountain, 349 00:20:47,084 --> 00:20:49,688 he'll be able to keep a whole lot of starving passengers... 350 00:20:49,713 --> 00:20:51,095 Stop it! Erica please. 351 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,745 It would just make my life so much easier... 352 00:20:52,769 --> 00:20:54,810 It looks like he should smell crazy bad... 353 00:20:54,835 --> 00:20:57,221 Still not helping. - But he doesn't. 354 00:20:58,794 --> 00:21:00,153 And... 355 00:21:01,612 --> 00:21:03,456 he has nice eyes. 356 00:21:11,545 --> 00:21:12,678 What! 357 00:21:13,037 --> 00:21:16,180 Did she say something nice about somebody? 358 00:21:16,205 --> 00:21:17,973 Don't tell anyone. 359 00:21:17,998 --> 00:21:23,436 I'm gonna scream it to the neighbors, and the secret will be out. 360 00:21:38,128 --> 00:21:40,116 All right, everybody, hot dogs are ready... 361 00:21:40,149 --> 00:21:43,525 come get them while they're hot. - Hot dogs, hot dogs. 362 00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:46,870 And some steamed carrot dogs for you, Lukemeister. 363 00:21:48,190 --> 00:21:49,726 Oh, there she is. 364 00:21:52,929 --> 00:21:55,354 That's what I need. - Yeah. 365 00:21:55,379 --> 00:21:58,167 Cheers. - Top chef. 366 00:21:59,556 --> 00:22:01,775 Got some hot dogs here, got some buns in the back. 367 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,368 You idiot! 368 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,991 Erica? - What! 369 00:22:07,016 --> 00:22:09,665 Why don't you come over here and do Chef Sherm a salad 370 00:22:09,690 --> 00:22:11,571 and deliver these to Luke. 371 00:22:13,349 --> 00:22:14,751 Okay, I'm coming. 372 00:22:19,509 --> 00:22:21,266 It's all good, huh? 373 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,532 Why do I have to do that? 374 00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:28,249 Erica, we talked about this. You have to be nice to him. 375 00:22:28,274 --> 00:22:29,899 Be nice. 376 00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:32,134 Thank you. - Thank you. 377 00:22:32,449 --> 00:22:34,803 That wasn't too bad. - I got this. 378 00:22:34,828 --> 00:22:36,133 Hello! 379 00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:38,838 The Sherm wanted me to give these to you. 380 00:22:38,863 --> 00:22:42,068 Great. I'm not that hungry. 381 00:22:47,655 --> 00:22:49,100 Is that your rat? 382 00:22:49,394 --> 00:22:50,788 His name is Titty. 383 00:22:50,999 --> 00:22:52,688 You named your rat 'Titty'? 384 00:22:53,142 --> 00:22:54,161 Titty boy. 385 00:22:54,186 --> 00:22:57,732 He only eats Hot Cheetos and his favorite show is 16 and Pregnant. 386 00:22:58,217 --> 00:23:00,557 I always thought rats were like, gross. 387 00:23:00,803 --> 00:23:03,720 Rats are like the most misunderstood creatures on earth, okay? 388 00:23:03,745 --> 00:23:06,280 They get blamed for tons of shit, like the plague, 389 00:23:06,305 --> 00:23:07,379 which wasn't even their fault. 390 00:23:07,403 --> 00:23:10,302 Gerbils are the ones that are actually sketchy as fuck. 391 00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:18,035 Wanna go eat some real food? 392 00:23:18,735 --> 00:23:21,238 You gonna leave soon? - Yeah. 393 00:23:22,135 --> 00:23:23,368 Right now? 394 00:23:24,110 --> 00:23:25,535 Are you inviting me? - Yeah. 395 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,073 Cool sunglasses. 396 00:23:28,493 --> 00:23:29,961 I like them. 397 00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:32,244 Let's go. 398 00:23:37,589 --> 00:23:39,597 Where you guys going? - To go buy some crack. 399 00:23:39,622 --> 00:23:40,972 You know, throw it down. 400 00:23:43,037 --> 00:23:44,605 It's okay. It's okay. 401 00:23:44,630 --> 00:23:46,166 They're not buying drugs, Bob. 402 00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:48,292 Just let them hang out. - No, I get the joke. 403 00:23:53,552 --> 00:23:54,996 Oh, my God. 404 00:24:00,556 --> 00:24:04,460 Going to town on that thing, aren't you! 405 00:24:05,524 --> 00:24:07,693 This is like the first real food 406 00:24:08,274 --> 00:24:10,409 that I've had in months. 407 00:24:10,434 --> 00:24:13,344 Don't tell Sherm. Glad to see you happy, though. 408 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,195 So my therapist says that... 409 00:24:18,191 --> 00:24:20,731 I have a lot of anxiety issues. 410 00:24:20,756 --> 00:24:21,881 And... 411 00:24:22,308 --> 00:24:25,654 I get angry a lot. 412 00:24:26,372 --> 00:24:28,846 So, food kinda just calms me down and... 413 00:24:28,871 --> 00:24:31,029 makes me think less of those situations 414 00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:34,124 that I get anxious over. 415 00:24:36,468 --> 00:24:38,981 Sorry I've been such a rude bitch lately. 416 00:24:39,835 --> 00:24:41,273 Never really had a brother before. 417 00:24:41,298 --> 00:24:43,366 I don't know how to act around you. 418 00:24:43,391 --> 00:24:46,171 Also, you and Sherm are like, in my space and shit, 419 00:24:46,196 --> 00:24:48,861 and I don't really want you guys there. 420 00:24:49,931 --> 00:24:52,398 I mean, I've never had a sister who tried to blow me before, 421 00:24:52,423 --> 00:24:54,485 so the feeling's sort of mutual. 422 00:24:54,510 --> 00:24:56,837 Offer still stands, by the way. 423 00:24:56,862 --> 00:24:58,784 I'm trying to pretend like that never happened. 424 00:24:58,809 --> 00:25:00,793 Dude, you need to loosen up. 425 00:25:00,818 --> 00:25:03,966 I'm serious. I'm like the dick whisperer. 426 00:25:03,991 --> 00:25:06,043 I'm extremely gifted. 427 00:25:06,457 --> 00:25:09,149 So you don't mind doing it to guys who you don't know. 428 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:11,446 No. - Doesn't matter who? 429 00:25:11,471 --> 00:25:14,617 A dick is just like a thumb without a fingernail, if you really think about it. 430 00:25:14,642 --> 00:25:17,405 Aren't you worried about diseases or... - No, I'm not. 431 00:25:17,430 --> 00:25:20,537 Aren't you worried about people calling you a slut. 432 00:25:21,721 --> 00:25:24,521 I don't care what other people think about me. 433 00:25:24,546 --> 00:25:27,303 Why you looking at me like that? It's not like I fuck these dudes. 434 00:25:27,328 --> 00:25:29,076 Really? - Yeah. 435 00:25:29,101 --> 00:25:31,249 If a dude goes around eating a bunch of pussy, 436 00:25:31,274 --> 00:25:33,909 nobody gives a fuck. Nobody calls him a slut. 437 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:35,497 Called feminism. 438 00:25:35,529 --> 00:25:38,627 Yeah, no, I get that. I understand that. 439 00:25:39,084 --> 00:25:39,996 Besides dude, 440 00:25:40,021 --> 00:25:42,941 it's better for you than eating burgers and popping pills all day. 441 00:25:42,966 --> 00:25:45,142 I don't pop pills anymore and when I did, 442 00:25:45,167 --> 00:25:48,737 it was the kind that suppressed your appetite, not make you eat more. 443 00:25:49,937 --> 00:25:52,268 So are they gonna send you to fat camp next? 444 00:25:52,293 --> 00:25:54,261 They tried to send me to fat camp. 445 00:25:54,570 --> 00:25:56,056 I came back fatter. 446 00:25:56,461 --> 00:25:58,146 Sherm was really pissed. 447 00:25:58,171 --> 00:25:59,806 That's Sherm. 448 00:26:01,677 --> 00:26:03,612 So, what happened to your dad? 449 00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:06,018 My dad's the shit. 450 00:26:07,370 --> 00:26:09,106 Is that all? 451 00:26:09,460 --> 00:26:12,396 He got caught a few months ago trying to rob a casino, so... 452 00:26:13,991 --> 00:26:16,903 Trial day hasn't hit, so I'm saving up to bail him out. 453 00:26:17,335 --> 00:26:18,936 It's no big. 454 00:26:21,853 --> 00:26:23,789 Do you wanna see what he looks like? - Yeah. 455 00:26:25,608 --> 00:26:27,350 Don't we kinda look alike? 456 00:26:27,913 --> 00:26:30,835 I mean, it's kind of a small picture, but yeah. 457 00:26:36,824 --> 00:26:38,093 Oh, my God. 458 00:26:40,302 --> 00:26:41,597 You okay? 459 00:26:44,092 --> 00:26:45,321 What's up? 460 00:26:45,657 --> 00:26:47,903 Just. Just calm... Luke! 461 00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:49,527 Where are you going? 462 00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:51,406 Luke? 463 00:26:51,791 --> 00:26:54,930 Totally normal way to end a conversation, bro. 464 00:26:55,859 --> 00:26:57,061 What's up, guys? 465 00:27:32,296 --> 00:27:33,743 Oh, my God. 466 00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:36,105 Just leave me alone, please. 467 00:27:36,131 --> 00:27:37,737 What the fuck are you doing? 468 00:27:38,219 --> 00:27:39,943 Get the fuck out! 469 00:27:43,812 --> 00:27:45,447 Stupid. 470 00:27:45,481 --> 00:27:47,283 So fucking stupid. 471 00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:50,919 Oh, my God, are you okay? 472 00:27:50,952 --> 00:27:53,189 Don't touch me. - I'm not gonna touch you, okay? 473 00:27:53,222 --> 00:27:55,483 I'll just... Don't move. 474 00:27:56,222 --> 00:27:57,693 Mom! 475 00:28:10,152 --> 00:28:11,190 Is he okay? 476 00:28:11,215 --> 00:28:13,330 Yeah, just gonna have a couple of stitches 477 00:28:13,355 --> 00:28:15,571 but other than that, he should be fine. 478 00:28:15,596 --> 00:28:17,933 Your mom's back there with him right now. 479 00:28:19,246 --> 00:28:20,246 I know he's... 480 00:28:20,668 --> 00:28:24,494 he's kind of messed up but I feel like he was fine a few hours ago. 481 00:28:24,519 --> 00:28:27,074 Yeah, well Luke's a... 482 00:28:27,503 --> 00:28:29,824 Luke's a complicated little guy. 483 00:28:30,402 --> 00:28:34,512 There's a... there's lot about him you don't really know. 484 00:28:35,491 --> 00:28:36,645 Like what? 485 00:28:38,864 --> 00:28:39,871 Just... 486 00:28:40,801 --> 00:28:45,607 Bunch of years ago... Luke... accused a teacher of... 487 00:28:47,558 --> 00:28:50,412 fondling him. - What? 488 00:28:52,617 --> 00:28:54,231 Touching his penis... 489 00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:56,731 private areas... 490 00:28:57,996 --> 00:29:01,104 and apparently... 491 00:29:01,129 --> 00:29:03,708 Luke thinks he saw him around town... 492 00:29:03,733 --> 00:29:07,730 but he won't say exactly where. 493 00:29:13,088 --> 00:29:14,251 Okay. 494 00:29:14,308 --> 00:29:17,799 He didn't say whether it was today or... No? 495 00:29:19,161 --> 00:29:25,281 Well apparently, there were some... inconsistencies with Luke's story, and... 496 00:29:26,067 --> 00:29:31,720 the police don't necessarily have the evidence they need to verify... 497 00:29:32,215 --> 00:29:34,839 They think he was lying. They don't believe... Why would he lie? 498 00:29:34,864 --> 00:29:37,128 I don't... so fucked up, Sherm. 499 00:29:37,153 --> 00:29:38,627 Yeah, believe you me. 500 00:29:38,660 --> 00:29:39,958 I'll tell you what... 501 00:29:40,161 --> 00:29:42,912 There's nothing I'd rather do than go over to this motherfucker's house 502 00:29:42,936 --> 00:29:47,403 in the middle of the night, with some car batteries and jumper cables and... 503 00:29:47,989 --> 00:29:49,637 go to town on that motherfucker. 504 00:29:50,976 --> 00:29:53,786 But you know, you got to let the law do its thing. 505 00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:56,474 Anyways... 506 00:29:56,499 --> 00:29:59,064 What we need to do right now is, we need to... 507 00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:02,192 let Luke know that we're here for him and... 508 00:30:03,083 --> 00:30:05,406 and we love him, and we're here to support him... 509 00:30:05,431 --> 00:30:07,590 you know, that's all we can do. 510 00:30:07,615 --> 00:30:09,333 That's what we got to be doing. 511 00:30:12,326 --> 00:30:13,461 Sherm. - Yeah. 512 00:30:13,486 --> 00:30:15,297 You can't smoke in here. 513 00:30:15,643 --> 00:30:17,578 Oh, shit. - Yeah, no, no. 514 00:31:16,108 --> 00:31:19,012 I cannot believe that hot old guy was a pedo this whole time! 515 00:31:19,037 --> 00:31:20,795 It doesn't make any sense. It's like, he's hot. 516 00:31:20,819 --> 00:31:22,271 Like, he could get somebody his own age. 517 00:31:22,295 --> 00:31:24,849 I know! - Think you're missing the point. 518 00:31:24,874 --> 00:31:27,053 What? - I don't know, 'cause, like... 519 00:31:27,647 --> 00:31:31,497 It's not about who he could get. Like, obviously he get girls. 520 00:31:31,522 --> 00:31:34,293 But he doesn't. And that's like the point. 521 00:31:34,318 --> 00:31:36,982 What are you even talking about? - We're trying to make some money, dude. 522 00:31:37,006 --> 00:31:39,592 You can be like a real fun sponge. 523 00:31:40,295 --> 00:31:43,848 If Luke's his type, what makes you think he's gonna be into you? 524 00:31:43,873 --> 00:31:46,325 You're not a boy. - Okay, but it's 2016. 525 00:31:46,350 --> 00:31:49,850 Sexuality and gender are totally fluid concepts now. 526 00:31:50,715 --> 00:31:52,904 Okay, so you're gonna dress like a boy? 527 00:31:53,709 --> 00:31:54,911 What? No. 528 00:31:54,936 --> 00:31:57,450 Look, how do you know that he's loaded? 529 00:31:57,475 --> 00:31:59,404 He drives a fucking Saab! 530 00:32:00,701 --> 00:32:02,825 Saab's like a mid-range car. 531 00:32:02,850 --> 00:32:06,047 No, it's the European car. It's a very nice car. 532 00:32:06,072 --> 00:32:07,436 Trust me. 533 00:32:08,961 --> 00:32:11,389 Okay. - Are you guys in or not? 534 00:32:12,272 --> 00:32:14,740 I'm in. - Cool. Cheers. 535 00:32:24,782 --> 00:32:27,868 This is good. - Oh, it is good, I was craving salad. 536 00:32:33,610 --> 00:32:34,727 Hi, honey. 537 00:32:34,752 --> 00:32:35,967 Do you want me to... 538 00:32:35,992 --> 00:32:38,905 real quick, fix you a plate? - We've some quinoa set up for you. 539 00:32:38,930 --> 00:32:40,212 I'm okay. 540 00:32:40,919 --> 00:32:43,822 Erica, do you think that I could speak with you in the other room? 541 00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:46,179 Sure. 542 00:32:48,896 --> 00:32:51,294 Ask him if he wants me to fix him a plate. 543 00:32:54,076 --> 00:32:55,463 What's up, Lukey? 544 00:32:56,197 --> 00:32:57,999 I wanna go back to rehab. Can... 545 00:32:58,814 --> 00:33:00,282 Can you help me? 546 00:33:00,629 --> 00:33:02,376 Is this about Will Jordan? 547 00:33:04,508 --> 00:33:06,034 How do you know about that? 548 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:07,086 I mean... 549 00:33:07,111 --> 00:33:10,812 you weren't exactly subtle back there at the bowling alley, dude. 550 00:33:12,095 --> 00:33:15,098 Doesn't matter. The point is, I believe you. 551 00:33:16,042 --> 00:33:18,250 I do. And, I'm gonna help you. 552 00:33:20,045 --> 00:33:22,483 Just forget I said anything. 553 00:33:23,196 --> 00:33:26,690 Can you scoot over? I need this side of the bed. Okay. 554 00:33:31,721 --> 00:33:35,296 I deal with these sleazebags on the reg, okay. I know what goes on in... 555 00:33:35,611 --> 00:33:37,652 this town behind closed doors... 556 00:33:37,677 --> 00:33:39,046 and open doors. 557 00:33:40,669 --> 00:33:42,352 What do you have in mind? 558 00:33:43,959 --> 00:33:46,194 The way I see it, you've got two options here. 559 00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:49,954 You can either superglue your asshole shut 560 00:33:49,979 --> 00:33:53,766 and spend the rest of your life running away from this guy like a little bitch. 561 00:33:57,384 --> 00:33:59,565 Or we can bust his pervy ass... 562 00:33:59,791 --> 00:34:02,552 and make the motherfucker pay! 563 00:34:05,472 --> 00:34:07,999 Think about it, okay? 564 00:34:10,169 --> 00:34:11,880 I'm taking this. 565 00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:22,210 So, Erica says this is like your ex-boyfriend or something. 566 00:34:22,243 --> 00:34:23,679 Was it serious? 567 00:34:23,712 --> 00:34:26,677 Yeah, did you like, go all the way or did you just make out and stuff? 568 00:34:26,702 --> 00:34:28,434 What the fuck is wrong with you guys? 569 00:34:28,459 --> 00:34:32,620 He isn't some science project for you to analyze, he is a human bean. 570 00:34:32,645 --> 00:34:34,942 Did you say bean or being? - Enough! 571 00:34:34,967 --> 00:34:37,399 Guys, nothing's even gonna happen. Can we please just get out of here? 572 00:34:37,423 --> 00:34:39,417 No! This is a stakeout. 573 00:34:39,442 --> 00:34:41,848 You didn't think it actually involved eating steak, did you? 574 00:34:41,873 --> 00:34:43,959 You're so funny. 575 00:34:43,984 --> 00:34:46,061 My mom keeps texting me. I should probably go home soon. 576 00:34:46,085 --> 00:34:48,970 Nobody's going anywhere until we see this guy molest somebody. 577 00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:50,186 I don't wanna see that. 578 00:34:50,211 --> 00:34:52,296 What, you think he's just gonna molest someone right in front of us? 579 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,565 I don't know! - I don't think he will, he's like a pro. 580 00:34:54,590 --> 00:34:56,682 That's what you get a subterranean dungeon for. 581 00:34:56,716 --> 00:34:58,001 What? - Totally. 582 00:34:58,026 --> 00:34:59,049 Let's get out of here. 583 00:34:59,074 --> 00:35:01,349 I don't believe this shit. Are you serious? 584 00:35:01,374 --> 00:35:04,380 You guys are bailing on me already? We've been here for like two seconds. 585 00:35:04,405 --> 00:35:06,044 Well, it's taco night. 586 00:35:06,069 --> 00:35:10,480 Look, shaking down a child molester is our moral obligation. 587 00:35:10,505 --> 00:35:14,931 We're the only ones standing between Will Jordan and a whole town of innocent little boys. 588 00:35:14,956 --> 00:35:16,743 If we don't act now... 589 00:35:16,768 --> 00:35:20,087 then other little kids might get butt-raped like big Lukey over here, 590 00:35:20,112 --> 00:35:25,144 and in 15 years from now, they'll be popping pills and eating their feelings, too. 591 00:35:25,169 --> 00:35:27,295 Do you really want that on your conscience? 592 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,990 No, I don't... I don't want anyone to be fat. 593 00:35:32,533 --> 00:35:33,972 Fuck me. 594 00:35:46,821 --> 00:35:49,590 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. - It's all right. 595 00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:52,289 Didn't see that. - It's my bad. Sorry. 596 00:35:52,314 --> 00:35:53,341 Sorry. 597 00:35:54,291 --> 00:35:58,201 Just wondering whose dick I got to suck to get some coco puffs around here. 598 00:35:58,226 --> 00:35:59,706 Know what I mean? 599 00:36:00,472 --> 00:36:04,925 Well, I'm no expert, but I would imagine it's not in the freezer isle. 600 00:36:04,950 --> 00:36:06,570 You're so smart. 601 00:36:08,952 --> 00:36:10,278 Do I know you? 602 00:36:10,303 --> 00:36:12,425 I'm sorry? - Do you work at the mall. 603 00:36:12,450 --> 00:36:14,957 The mall, no! - Sunglass Hut? 604 00:36:15,425 --> 00:36:17,158 Is the Sunglass Hut at the mall? 605 00:36:17,192 --> 00:36:19,721 Cinnabon. - At the mall? 606 00:36:20,162 --> 00:36:21,903 'Cause I don't work at the mall. 607 00:36:21,928 --> 00:36:24,317 So, can't help you. - No, okay. 608 00:36:28,662 --> 00:36:30,380 I know where I know you from. 609 00:36:31,656 --> 00:36:32,691 Where's that? 610 00:36:32,716 --> 00:36:34,571 Bowling alley! 611 00:36:34,596 --> 00:36:37,258 You're a hot old guy, who's looking at me and my friends... 612 00:36:37,283 --> 00:36:40,080 we go there all the time. We've been ogling your goodies for like, the last six months. 613 00:36:40,104 --> 00:36:41,993 My goodies? - Yeah. 614 00:36:42,313 --> 00:36:45,438 Oh, my God, okay. Thanks. 615 00:36:45,463 --> 00:36:48,180 It's a compliment. - Great! 616 00:36:52,642 --> 00:36:56,829 Hey, do you mind escorting me to the cereal isle? 617 00:36:57,235 --> 00:37:00,618 You want me to escort you to the cereal isle? 618 00:37:00,642 --> 00:37:01,884 Please? 619 00:37:04,064 --> 00:37:08,796 So, do you have a job or do you just like, bowl 24/7? 620 00:37:08,821 --> 00:37:11,048 Yeah, that's me. Never not bowling. 621 00:37:11,337 --> 00:37:15,009 Actually, my buddies and I do have a league on Wednesday nights. 622 00:37:15,394 --> 00:37:17,062 And you openly tell people that? 623 00:37:17,087 --> 00:37:20,756 Well, I tore my ACL. I can't play basketball. 624 00:37:20,796 --> 00:37:23,131 Not ready to put on golf pants just yet. 625 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:24,742 You guys have a team name? 626 00:37:24,767 --> 00:37:27,165 We do. The Gutter-punks. 627 00:37:27,454 --> 00:37:29,039 Badass, dude. - Okay. 628 00:37:29,064 --> 00:37:32,023 You know what, we're league champs three years running. 629 00:37:32,048 --> 00:37:34,125 Cool. - We've even had our own shirts made. 630 00:37:34,150 --> 00:37:35,953 Very cool. - It is cool. 631 00:37:35,978 --> 00:37:38,009 Well I know, that's why I said it. 632 00:37:38,368 --> 00:37:40,368 Okay, what do you do for fun? 633 00:37:41,071 --> 00:37:44,039 Watch movies, listen to music, worship the devil. 634 00:37:44,064 --> 00:37:45,207 You know... 635 00:37:45,814 --> 00:37:50,018 typical teenage shenanigans. - What kind of music, like Justin Beiber and shit? 636 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,478 Some shit. Do you listen to Andrea Bocelli? 637 00:37:52,503 --> 00:37:54,164 No, I like hip hop, actually. 638 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:56,324 Oh, okay. Well, Macklemore is not hip hop. 639 00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:57,900 Mackle... No, like... 640 00:37:58,442 --> 00:38:01,814 KRS-One, stuff you've never even heard of. - Oh, my God. 641 00:38:01,839 --> 00:38:04,131 Dude, I know way more about that shit than you do. 642 00:38:04,156 --> 00:38:05,791 Yes, I do. - Okay, who's your favorite rapper? 643 00:38:05,815 --> 00:38:08,609 Eazy-E, and may he rest in fucking peace. - Eazy-E. Oh, my God. 644 00:38:08,634 --> 00:38:10,879 It has nothing to do with that movie that came out, does it? 645 00:38:10,903 --> 00:38:14,092 Fuck no, okay. I know every single lyric to gimme that nut... 646 00:38:14,117 --> 00:38:16,608 every single lyric. - That song is older than you are. 647 00:38:16,633 --> 00:38:18,387 How are you into that stuff? - My dad. 648 00:38:18,412 --> 00:38:19,781 Your dad? 649 00:38:19,807 --> 00:38:22,000 That's pretty weird. - What? 650 00:38:22,025 --> 00:38:23,964 Alright, this is your stop. 651 00:38:24,369 --> 00:38:27,348 Here we are. - Coco puffs. There they are. 652 00:38:31,260 --> 00:38:33,484 Thanks. - You're welcome. 653 00:38:36,684 --> 00:38:37,886 Erica. 654 00:38:39,024 --> 00:38:41,215 I'm Will. - Hey. 655 00:38:41,870 --> 00:38:43,604 All right. - Okay. 656 00:38:43,911 --> 00:38:44,961 Bye. - Bye. 657 00:38:44,986 --> 00:38:46,919 See you at the bowling alley. 658 00:38:58,447 --> 00:39:00,141 Thank you for using Jail Mail. 659 00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:03,617 Please leave your message for inmate... Ray Vandross. 660 00:39:03,936 --> 00:39:05,247 at the tone. 661 00:39:06,263 --> 00:39:08,522 Hi, Ray... Dad. 662 00:39:08,881 --> 00:39:11,884 It's me. I was just calling. I haven't heard from you in a minute. 663 00:39:11,909 --> 00:39:14,631 I'm sure, you know, you haven't called 'cause you're super busy 664 00:39:14,656 --> 00:39:17,188 doing whatever it is that you do. 665 00:39:18,508 --> 00:39:20,663 Hey, that business that I started with my friends, 666 00:39:20,688 --> 00:39:22,319 I just wanna let you know, we're killing it. 667 00:39:22,343 --> 00:39:25,985 And, I don't wanna get ahead of myself, but I think actually I might. 668 00:39:26,750 --> 00:39:30,235 I have enough to bail your ass out soon, so... 669 00:39:30,586 --> 00:39:31,436 yeah. 670 00:39:31,461 --> 00:39:33,622 I feel like they're gonna cut me off 'cause I hear that beeping thing, 671 00:39:33,646 --> 00:39:36,285 but I love you, and I miss you, and... 672 00:39:36,310 --> 00:39:39,297 Thank you for using Jail Mail. Your call is now complete. 673 00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:53,242 Do you think it's weird that Will doesn't have a girlfriend? 674 00:39:53,267 --> 00:39:55,171 Why is that weird? He's into little boys. 675 00:39:55,196 --> 00:39:57,321 No, but I was just thinking, if I was a child molester, 676 00:39:57,345 --> 00:40:01,759 I'd for sure have like a... like a hot significant other to... 677 00:40:02,243 --> 00:40:04,478 cover my tracks and alibi. 678 00:40:05,110 --> 00:40:06,656 You think he's hot? 679 00:40:06,681 --> 00:40:10,157 I don't think he's hot. He's a fucking pedophile. 680 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:12,579 Granted... 681 00:40:13,298 --> 00:40:17,735 He does have a banging ass dad-bod, but I mean, I don't wanna marry the dude. 682 00:40:18,729 --> 00:40:21,133 You've been scrolling through his photos for the past hour and a half. 683 00:40:21,157 --> 00:40:24,881 I'm looking for clues. Don't be so fucking weird. 684 00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:26,689 I wanna help you. 685 00:40:26,985 --> 00:40:29,110 I never asked for your help, Erica. 686 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:33,196 Unfortunately, you don't really have a say in the matter, we're vigilantes. 687 00:40:33,221 --> 00:40:34,150 Okay? 688 00:40:34,175 --> 00:40:35,415 What would Batman and Robin do 689 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,312 if they saw the Joker sticking his finger up little boys' assholes? 690 00:40:38,337 --> 00:40:41,862 Batman wouldn't be talking about Joker's banging dad-bod. 691 00:40:42,676 --> 00:40:44,392 You know Robin would. 692 00:40:47,524 --> 00:40:49,689 I know your secret. - What? 693 00:40:50,192 --> 00:40:51,540 You're jealous. 694 00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:55,132 I'm not jealous. - Yes, you are. 695 00:40:55,157 --> 00:40:57,242 You're jealous. You think that... - No, I'm not. 696 00:40:57,267 --> 00:41:00,493 You think that I like Will and it's eating you up inside. 697 00:41:00,518 --> 00:41:04,517 No I'm not fucking jealous of you wanting to date a child molester. 698 00:41:04,542 --> 00:41:06,296 I know you want a piece of this. 699 00:41:06,321 --> 00:41:09,821 Your mouth has like 10.000 venereal diseases, so... 700 00:41:12,747 --> 00:41:14,985 I love this song! 701 00:41:15,792 --> 00:41:17,727 Makes me feel like dancing. 702 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:22,109 You wanna see me dance, Luke? 703 00:41:22,134 --> 00:41:24,001 No, I don't. 704 00:41:24,456 --> 00:41:25,782 Are you sure? 705 00:41:30,749 --> 00:41:31,783 What? 706 00:41:31,808 --> 00:41:32,909 I don't. 707 00:41:32,934 --> 00:41:34,743 It's so fun though. 708 00:41:36,189 --> 00:41:37,459 I guess. 709 00:41:37,484 --> 00:41:38,900 Do you know this song? 710 00:41:42,085 --> 00:41:44,139 Come dance with me. 711 00:41:44,164 --> 00:41:47,062 No...? It's a good song. 712 00:41:48,117 --> 00:41:50,445 Do you like that? One of those? 713 00:41:50,796 --> 00:41:52,293 I don't wanna dance by myself. 714 00:41:52,703 --> 00:41:55,021 Kinda embarrassing. Come dance with me. 715 00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:57,031 I can't. - Come dance. 716 00:41:57,508 --> 00:42:01,479 Do you like when I do that? What about like a... like a... 717 00:42:03,031 --> 00:42:04,084 No. 718 00:42:04,109 --> 00:42:07,008 No? Have you ever danced with a girl before? 719 00:42:07,221 --> 00:42:08,976 Come on, you know the answer to that. 720 00:42:09,310 --> 00:42:10,453 Please. 721 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,906 I don't like this music. - Oh, I don't like this music. 722 00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:17,225 I'll play different music. Come on. 723 00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:18,578 Come here! 724 00:42:19,317 --> 00:42:21,993 Come on. Come on, come on, come on. Let's go. 725 00:42:30,628 --> 00:42:32,539 Are you excited to dance with me? 726 00:42:33,764 --> 00:42:35,066 We'll see. 727 00:42:37,105 --> 00:42:40,382 Come on. - Listen, you listen to this kind of music? 728 00:42:41,164 --> 00:42:43,569 What'd you mean? - Never thought you'd be into music like this. 729 00:42:43,593 --> 00:42:46,967 It just came up on a... I didn't pick it. 730 00:42:46,992 --> 00:42:48,812 I saw you double click on it. - Fuck off, dude. 731 00:42:48,836 --> 00:42:51,492 Just dance with me, don't be such a dick. 732 00:42:59,345 --> 00:43:00,646 Look at me! 733 00:43:02,390 --> 00:43:03,666 Look at me. 734 00:43:05,393 --> 00:43:06,634 Just that... 735 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:10,362 You're like, squeezing onto a fucking giant airplane right now. 736 00:43:13,786 --> 00:43:15,837 You're pretty hard on yourself. 737 00:43:19,015 --> 00:43:22,314 You can grab me, I'm not gonna break. 738 00:44:14,502 --> 00:44:18,406 Jesus...! You scared the shit out of me. - I'm sorry. 739 00:44:18,814 --> 00:44:20,978 I didn't mean to scare you. I forgot that guys your age 740 00:44:21,003 --> 00:44:24,203 have a higher risk of stroke and heart failure. 741 00:44:28,150 --> 00:44:30,891 Are you gonna teach me how to bowl or what? 742 00:44:30,916 --> 00:44:33,508 You hang out here and you don't know how to bowl? 743 00:44:33,533 --> 00:44:36,828 Yeah, I'm in high school, idiot. What else am I gonna do? 744 00:44:36,853 --> 00:44:40,867 Maybe another time. I was hoping to get in a few frames before they close. 745 00:44:40,892 --> 00:44:45,650 My name is Will and I was hoping to get in a few extra frames before they close. 746 00:44:46,596 --> 00:44:47,814 Come on. 747 00:44:52,442 --> 00:44:53,657 All right. 748 00:44:56,067 --> 00:45:01,579 All right, straighten your wrist and point your thumb at the center pin there. 749 00:45:09,286 --> 00:45:10,537 Not bad. 750 00:45:10,850 --> 00:45:12,944 That ball was way too heavy for me. 751 00:45:13,338 --> 00:45:15,944 Well, let's get you a lighter ball then. 752 00:45:17,811 --> 00:45:19,295 Here you go. 753 00:45:19,779 --> 00:45:23,811 Now, you wanna roll the ball. You don't throw the ball. Okay? 754 00:45:24,707 --> 00:45:27,610 So, I'm gonna have to adjust you. You need to... 755 00:45:29,802 --> 00:45:34,507 You have to square your hips. Okay? 756 00:45:37,319 --> 00:45:39,194 Now you're gonna take some steps here. 757 00:45:39,219 --> 00:45:43,169 Now step forward, while pulling your arm back. 758 00:45:43,194 --> 00:45:46,555 Now, swing your arm forward, lower your hips. 759 00:45:46,580 --> 00:45:48,272 Keep stepping forward. 760 00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:50,374 Ready? 761 00:45:53,254 --> 00:45:54,506 I got them! 762 00:45:55,069 --> 00:45:56,856 You see? - Did you see that. 763 00:45:56,881 --> 00:45:58,629 I did it. - See, you did it right. 764 00:45:58,654 --> 00:46:00,786 What do I win? My part at the Gutter-punks 765 00:46:00,818 --> 00:46:01,886 Can I have a shirt? 766 00:46:01,911 --> 00:46:04,879 Well you win a series of points, up there on the board. 767 00:46:04,904 --> 00:46:07,560 I don't get a price? - You don't win an object... 768 00:46:07,585 --> 00:46:09,552 but you get... See? 769 00:46:09,857 --> 00:46:12,543 There you go. That's your score. That's yours. 770 00:46:12,568 --> 00:46:14,829 I thought this was like Skee-ball for losers. 771 00:46:14,854 --> 00:46:16,903 Why the fuck does anyone play this? 772 00:46:17,614 --> 00:46:19,465 It's a good question. 773 00:46:20,035 --> 00:46:21,839 Let's go play arcade games. 774 00:46:31,614 --> 00:46:32,983 What do you think is happening in there? 775 00:46:33,007 --> 00:46:36,903 I don't know, I'm hungry. Let's go eat steak. 776 00:46:42,365 --> 00:46:43,906 What the fuck? 777 00:46:44,453 --> 00:46:46,773 Oh, my God, we got him! 778 00:46:47,494 --> 00:46:51,187 Okay. Well, it was fun hanging with you. 779 00:46:51,783 --> 00:46:53,828 You're not gonna drop me off at home. 780 00:46:53,853 --> 00:46:55,625 Why would I do that? 781 00:46:56,031 --> 00:46:58,477 Don't you know what happens to 17 year old girls 782 00:46:58,502 --> 00:47:00,749 who walk home alone at night in the rain? 783 00:47:00,774 --> 00:47:05,071 If I get kidnapped and trapped in some guy's basement for 30 years... 784 00:47:05,096 --> 00:47:06,999 Totally your fault. - All right, okay. 785 00:47:07,024 --> 00:47:09,046 I'm serious! - All right, all right, all right. 786 00:47:09,071 --> 00:47:10,116 Okay. 787 00:47:10,141 --> 00:47:11,382 You ready? 788 00:47:11,407 --> 00:47:13,219 Okay, here we go. 789 00:47:13,524 --> 00:47:15,633 Okay. You go first, you go first, right? - Two... 790 00:47:16,430 --> 00:47:18,491 Three. - Oh, my God. 791 00:47:18,516 --> 00:47:21,188 Shit, where's my phone? Got it. 792 00:47:21,665 --> 00:47:23,047 Oh, my God. 793 00:47:23,423 --> 00:47:25,126 Hurry up. It's so cold! 794 00:47:26,041 --> 00:47:27,203 Fuck. 795 00:47:29,110 --> 00:47:31,235 Oh, my God. - Fuck! 796 00:47:31,260 --> 00:47:32,929 Oh, man! 797 00:47:32,954 --> 00:47:34,532 Like, what? 798 00:47:35,016 --> 00:47:38,297 Good lord. - Could you run the heat? 799 00:47:39,543 --> 00:47:42,758 Oh shit! It's fucking... - It'll warm up, it'll warm up. 800 00:47:43,629 --> 00:47:46,906 Kala, can you scrub the window? I can't see shit. 801 00:47:58,765 --> 00:48:01,200 You okay? You seem really tense. 802 00:48:01,225 --> 00:48:02,718 No, I'm good. - You okay? 803 00:48:02,743 --> 00:48:04,881 Yeah, yeah. - Cool. 804 00:48:09,204 --> 00:48:10,939 Oh, God. 805 00:48:14,328 --> 00:48:16,765 Are you cold? - Yeah, a little. 806 00:48:20,081 --> 00:48:21,519 It's kinda gross, but... 807 00:48:21,544 --> 00:48:25,542 Well that's okay. I don't need that. - It'll do the trick. Here. Here! 808 00:48:46,220 --> 00:48:47,750 What the fuck! 809 00:48:47,775 --> 00:48:49,180 Why's she doing that? 810 00:48:49,205 --> 00:48:51,189 Do you see this? - She's like totally into it. 811 00:48:51,214 --> 00:48:53,627 She's fucking making out with him. 812 00:48:58,914 --> 00:49:00,948 Hey, hey, hey, hey... - Sorry. 813 00:49:01,429 --> 00:49:03,878 I'm sorry. I'm... that was... I didn't... 814 00:49:04,626 --> 00:49:06,485 I just freaked out. I don't... 815 00:49:12,929 --> 00:49:13,975 Whatta you doing? 816 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,425 Whatta you doing. - Giving you a blowjob. 817 00:49:15,449 --> 00:49:16,950 Stop it! 818 00:49:22,469 --> 00:49:24,866 Here, I'll call you a cab that's for getting out. 819 00:49:24,891 --> 00:49:26,639 I don't want... - Just take all of this. 820 00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:29,393 You really know how to make a girl feel special. I can find my own way home. 821 00:49:29,417 --> 00:49:30,619 Asshole. 822 00:49:35,983 --> 00:49:38,179 What was this all about? 823 00:49:45,584 --> 00:49:48,262 Dude, what happened back there? Like, you were about to close. 824 00:49:48,287 --> 00:49:49,613 That was super weird. 825 00:49:49,638 --> 00:49:52,074 I literally don't know what that perv's deal was. 826 00:49:52,099 --> 00:49:55,325 Everything was going according to plan and he just got weird with me. It was like... 827 00:49:55,349 --> 00:49:57,723 You were making out like you were on a date in his Saab. 828 00:49:57,748 --> 00:50:00,107 I've never seen you do anything like that before. 829 00:50:00,132 --> 00:50:02,590 Probably 'cause she's in love with him. 830 00:50:02,615 --> 00:50:05,896 Fuck you. I'm not. He kissed me. 831 00:50:05,921 --> 00:50:07,919 You kept kissing him after he kissed you. - No, I stopped! 832 00:50:07,943 --> 00:50:09,802 He freaked out. He was being fucking weird. 833 00:50:09,827 --> 00:50:11,105 I agree. 834 00:50:11,130 --> 00:50:13,943 Okay, so then, what's the plan? I want our money. 835 00:50:16,036 --> 00:50:18,066 What if we break in and tie him up? 836 00:50:18,091 --> 00:50:20,613 Cool... Like dom him. Like he's out little bitch. 837 00:50:20,638 --> 00:50:22,036 I like that a lot. 838 00:50:22,069 --> 00:50:26,223 What if we slip some drugs in his food while he's not looking? 839 00:50:26,248 --> 00:50:30,232 That's a good idea. Drugs... like what drugs, like... Roofies? 840 00:50:30,697 --> 00:50:31,965 That's a fucking great idea. 841 00:50:31,990 --> 00:50:34,512 That is a horrible idea. - We can roofie him... 842 00:50:34,537 --> 00:50:37,973 knock his ass out, right? So then, once he's out... 843 00:50:37,998 --> 00:50:39,996 we all strip down, not you, 844 00:50:40,021 --> 00:50:43,748 take some sexy pictures, and then extort his ass for cash. 845 00:50:43,773 --> 00:50:46,312 Are you fucking serious. - Like literally, like, yeah. 846 00:50:46,337 --> 00:50:48,873 But, who do we know has roofies? 847 00:51:47,885 --> 00:51:49,057 Okay. 848 00:51:49,768 --> 00:51:51,651 Here you go, just a little bit. - Okay. 849 00:51:51,676 --> 00:51:54,252 Just a little, just a little. - Easy... 850 00:51:54,277 --> 00:51:55,673 That's not a little. - Jesus! 851 00:51:55,698 --> 00:51:57,328 Sorry. - Too much. 852 00:51:57,353 --> 00:51:59,321 He's not gonna drink the whole thing out. 853 00:52:02,699 --> 00:52:05,431 Okay. - Go get, my girl. 854 00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:06,709 Wish me luck. 855 00:52:06,734 --> 00:52:08,253 Bye. - Okay. 856 00:52:36,645 --> 00:52:38,468 Surprise! 857 00:52:38,493 --> 00:52:40,183 What are you doing here? 858 00:52:40,208 --> 00:52:41,738 I'm not stalking you or anything. 859 00:52:41,763 --> 00:52:43,657 I just... I came by to say I'm sorry. 860 00:52:43,682 --> 00:52:46,013 It got weird the other night and... 861 00:52:46,953 --> 00:52:48,814 I didn't bring your sweatshirt. 862 00:52:51,463 --> 00:52:54,899 As you can probably tell, I have like, major daddy issues. 863 00:52:54,924 --> 00:52:56,322 Yeah... 864 00:52:57,346 --> 00:53:01,914 You know what, I feel like I'm actually the one that should apologize. 865 00:53:01,939 --> 00:53:04,039 I never should have put you in that position. 866 00:53:04,064 --> 00:53:04,986 Let's... - Sorry. 867 00:53:05,011 --> 00:53:08,525 We're both sorry, let's start over, as friends. 868 00:53:10,204 --> 00:53:12,429 Yeah sure. Why not? 869 00:53:12,476 --> 00:53:14,692 I got you a dope-ass mix. 870 00:53:14,717 --> 00:53:17,920 Thought maybe I could bring your music tastes into the 2000s. 871 00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:19,466 Fingers crossed. 872 00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:21,638 Dope-ass mix? 873 00:53:21,888 --> 00:53:24,723 You gonna let me in or... 874 00:53:26,384 --> 00:53:28,058 What? - I... 875 00:53:28,083 --> 00:53:31,525 I don't think that's... the greatest idea, Erica. 876 00:53:31,558 --> 00:53:34,716 Come on... one beer to bury the hatchet. 877 00:53:38,316 --> 00:53:40,611 One beer, then I'll go. Promise. 878 00:53:40,636 --> 00:53:41,831 All right. 879 00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:44,925 Just one beer and I gotta like... 880 00:53:44,950 --> 00:53:46,642 Well fucking have half a beer. 881 00:53:46,667 --> 00:53:48,447 Half a beer! - Half a beer, okay. 882 00:53:48,472 --> 00:53:50,700 Where should... is... do you have a fridge that I... 883 00:53:50,725 --> 00:53:53,287 Yeah, in the... in the... - Nice house. 884 00:53:56,310 --> 00:54:00,403 Where's your bottle opener? - The drawer to the right of the stove. 885 00:54:00,993 --> 00:54:02,389 Found it! 886 00:54:12,064 --> 00:54:13,298 Here you go. 887 00:54:14,698 --> 00:54:16,342 Cheers. 888 00:54:20,247 --> 00:54:23,553 If anyone asks, you did not get that from me, okay? 889 00:54:24,682 --> 00:54:26,005 Okay, Dad. 890 00:54:27,622 --> 00:54:29,255 Okay, speaking of... 891 00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:32,147 Do your parents ever wonder where you are? 892 00:54:32,915 --> 00:54:34,970 Not really, no. 893 00:54:34,995 --> 00:54:38,401 My mom's busy with her new boyfriend and my dad's in jail. 894 00:54:38,426 --> 00:54:39,426 So... 895 00:54:40,109 --> 00:54:41,737 How did he get there? 896 00:54:43,002 --> 00:54:45,965 He got caught being awesome in a casino. 897 00:54:45,990 --> 00:54:48,744 He should be getting out any day now, though. 898 00:54:54,628 --> 00:54:57,302 You know, my dad wasn't really around either. 899 00:54:58,167 --> 00:55:00,748 Seems like no one stays together anymore. 900 00:55:02,124 --> 00:55:03,670 I'll drink to that. 901 00:55:04,722 --> 00:55:05,823 No? 902 00:55:11,785 --> 00:55:14,161 Who's that? Sister? 903 00:55:16,388 --> 00:55:19,346 That is my ex-wife, Brenda. 904 00:55:26,180 --> 00:55:28,211 I propose a new toast. 905 00:55:28,571 --> 00:55:31,378 To 'people sticking together'. What do you think? 906 00:55:31,606 --> 00:55:33,865 Sure, I'll drink to that. - Okay. 907 00:55:33,981 --> 00:55:35,857 Alright, here we go. 908 00:55:48,890 --> 00:55:50,588 Beer's kinda skunky. 909 00:55:51,768 --> 00:55:54,118 Yeah, it's the only beer that I could afford. 910 00:55:54,143 --> 00:55:55,996 It's... gonna taste like piss. 911 00:55:56,021 --> 00:55:57,555 Where did you get this? 912 00:55:57,580 --> 00:55:58,779 Ninety-nine cent store. 913 00:55:58,804 --> 00:56:00,352 Really? - I'm sorry. 914 00:56:00,377 --> 00:56:02,376 You can't get beer at the 99 cent store. 915 00:56:02,409 --> 00:56:04,314 I can and I did. 916 00:56:09,374 --> 00:56:11,764 Are you going to Paris or some shit? 917 00:56:12,366 --> 00:56:15,780 That was given to me by the aforementioned Brenda. 918 00:56:15,805 --> 00:56:17,967 And why the fuck would you keep it? 919 00:56:18,453 --> 00:56:20,280 To remind me how much I hate her. 920 00:56:20,594 --> 00:56:22,761 Just kidding. Kind of. 921 00:56:24,577 --> 00:56:25,979 Why'd you split up? 922 00:56:27,251 --> 00:56:30,353 That is a... long story. 923 00:56:30,741 --> 00:56:33,626 We got nothing but time. - No. 924 00:56:35,655 --> 00:56:36,957 Complicated. 925 00:56:37,578 --> 00:56:40,261 Man, come on, tell me. 926 00:56:40,286 --> 00:56:43,033 You can't say it's complicated and then not tell me. 927 00:56:48,194 --> 00:56:52,700 Well, a few years ago I was teaching middle school in Woodland Pines. 928 00:56:52,725 --> 00:56:54,350 You were... that's... a teacher? 929 00:56:54,366 --> 00:56:56,156 Okay, I didn't know that you were a teacher. 930 00:56:56,181 --> 00:56:59,296 Yeah, I was also girl's basketball coach. 931 00:57:00,757 --> 00:57:03,747 Regional champs three years running. Go, Roadrunners! 932 00:57:03,772 --> 00:57:05,163 So, what happened? 933 00:57:05,475 --> 00:57:07,788 Why did you stop? - Well, I got fired. 934 00:57:11,274 --> 00:57:14,211 Some fucking punk... 935 00:57:15,257 --> 00:57:17,680 accused me of molesting him. 936 00:57:22,126 --> 00:57:24,235 You would be shocked... 937 00:57:24,633 --> 00:57:29,774 what a molestation accusation does to a perfectly fine marriage. 938 00:57:31,747 --> 00:57:33,110 Did you do it? 939 00:57:35,204 --> 00:57:37,537 No I didn't do it. Of course, not. 940 00:57:38,804 --> 00:57:41,632 Kid was a pathological liar. 941 00:57:42,015 --> 00:57:45,154 He never even got his story straight. It was like a... 942 00:57:45,428 --> 00:57:48,669 desperate cry for attention or something. 943 00:57:49,902 --> 00:57:51,658 That's messed up. - Yeah. 944 00:57:51,683 --> 00:57:53,003 Yeah, it is. 945 00:57:53,738 --> 00:57:56,713 And the fucking... The judge threw the whole case out. 946 00:57:56,738 --> 00:58:00,207 I mean, he had no evidence. But still, I lose... 947 00:58:00,232 --> 00:58:05,432 my job, I lose my wife. I lose my fucking dog. 948 00:58:05,457 --> 00:58:06,924 My dog! 949 00:58:06,949 --> 00:58:10,158 She never walked that dog. I walked that dog. 950 00:58:10,183 --> 00:58:13,240 Any idea what it's like to walk around... 951 00:58:13,647 --> 00:58:17,154 in 100% shame. 952 00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:21,801 Seven days a week, 365 days a year, 953 00:58:21,826 --> 00:58:25,046 I am a fucking nobody. 954 00:58:25,663 --> 00:58:29,589 So now, I'm in this house by myself. 955 00:58:29,796 --> 00:58:31,926 And you know... 956 00:58:33,493 --> 00:58:34,548 what? 957 00:58:34,939 --> 00:58:40,704 Drinking terrible beer with a 17-year-old. I mean no offense, but... Jesus! 958 00:58:44,617 --> 00:58:46,119 My life is awesome. 959 00:58:47,467 --> 00:58:50,317 Dude... Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 960 00:58:50,342 --> 00:58:52,352 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 961 00:58:52,377 --> 00:58:56,040 I don't know why I did that. I must have tourette's or something. Are you okay? 962 00:58:56,065 --> 00:58:58,290 What are you doing. - I don't know it really... 963 00:58:58,315 --> 00:59:00,921 Dude, no. - What did you do? 964 00:59:00,946 --> 00:59:03,047 Fuck! My friends and I thought you were a pedophile 965 00:59:03,072 --> 00:59:04,781 so we were gonna drug you and take your money 966 00:59:04,805 --> 00:59:06,244 but it was one big misunderstanding so let me go now. 967 00:59:06,268 --> 00:59:08,862 What did you do? - I'm sorry. 968 00:59:11,147 --> 00:59:12,732 What the fuck? 969 00:59:13,342 --> 00:59:14,935 What just happened? 970 00:59:15,281 --> 00:59:18,334 You were in trouble. - I don't know if I was. 971 00:59:19,114 --> 00:59:22,201 Oh, my God, look at him. - Oh, he's really fucked up. 972 00:59:23,385 --> 00:59:25,187 Okay, let's pick him up. 973 00:59:25,619 --> 00:59:28,835 Erica, snap out of it. Come on! 974 00:59:32,675 --> 00:59:33,496 Jesus! 975 00:59:33,521 --> 00:59:35,555 Oh God. - Oh, my God. 976 00:59:35,589 --> 00:59:37,324 Okay, yeah that's good. 977 00:59:39,309 --> 00:59:40,417 I wanna see this. 978 00:59:40,442 --> 00:59:42,664 Okay Luke, take five. Over there. 979 00:59:42,689 --> 00:59:43,950 Corner. 980 00:59:49,737 --> 00:59:51,604 Get your phone? - Got it. 981 00:59:52,583 --> 00:59:55,386 Put in... Like on your tits or something. 982 00:59:55,411 --> 00:59:58,058 Yeah, like that. Yeah, that's good. 983 00:59:58,083 --> 01:00:00,763 Gorgeous. I love it. Sit next to him. 984 01:00:01,711 --> 01:00:03,326 Yeah, get on top. 985 01:00:06,286 --> 01:00:07,621 I like that. 986 01:00:07,962 --> 01:00:10,907 Yeah, touch each other. Like that, perfect. 987 01:00:12,285 --> 01:00:13,649 You look so into it. 988 01:00:14,430 --> 01:00:16,963 Can you see his face? - A little bit up. 989 01:00:17,536 --> 01:00:18,665 Yeah. 990 01:00:20,894 --> 01:00:23,728 You get it? - No, I'm trying to find the right filter. 991 01:00:23,753 --> 01:00:25,148 Dude, just take the fucking picture. 992 01:00:25,172 --> 01:00:27,181 All right, bitch. I'm trying to make you look good. 993 01:00:27,206 --> 01:00:29,343 Take the picture! 994 01:00:29,805 --> 01:00:31,745 Perfect, we got it. That's it. 995 01:00:32,425 --> 01:00:34,238 Let's get out of here. 996 01:00:37,331 --> 01:00:39,666 Wait, just a minute... Leave him like that? 997 01:00:39,691 --> 01:00:41,307 Let's just... Let's just get out of here. Come on. 998 01:00:41,331 --> 01:00:43,861 Let's just... Luke, let's just get out of here. 999 01:00:43,886 --> 01:00:45,982 Guys, his breathing is really shallow. 1000 01:00:46,007 --> 01:00:47,275 What do you mean? 1001 01:00:48,448 --> 01:00:50,894 How much did he drink? - Not that much. 1002 01:00:51,441 --> 01:00:54,323 You guys, come on. Seriously, we're leaving. 1003 01:00:55,224 --> 01:00:58,116 He just needs to sleep it off, dude. He'll be fine by the morning. 1004 01:00:58,141 --> 01:01:01,010 Plenty of people take roofies recreationally. 1005 01:01:01,511 --> 01:01:02,980 No. - Yes. 1006 01:01:03,005 --> 01:01:04,550 That's not right. - Dude... 1007 01:01:04,575 --> 01:01:08,406 you said he was a child molester. He raped you and he got away with it. 1008 01:01:08,431 --> 01:01:09,599 So? 1009 01:01:12,048 --> 01:01:13,152 Right? 1010 01:01:13,668 --> 01:01:14,691 Yeah. 1011 01:01:15,922 --> 01:01:17,519 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1012 01:01:21,586 --> 01:01:22,896 Okay, so what's our alibi? 1013 01:01:22,929 --> 01:01:25,070 We were at my house watching Netflix, and making vision boards. 1014 01:01:25,094 --> 01:01:26,795 Okay. - Hey, what should we do with that? 1015 01:01:26,820 --> 01:01:28,115 What the fuck is that shit? 1016 01:01:28,140 --> 01:01:29,488 That was not part of the plan! - We got bored! 1017 01:01:29,512 --> 01:01:31,765 Oh, my God. - We thought it was funny. 1018 01:02:12,848 --> 01:02:15,346 The police are here. They wanna have a word with you. 1019 01:02:15,371 --> 01:02:16,816 I'm sleeping. 1020 01:02:17,013 --> 01:02:18,683 There's cops here, Erica. 1021 01:02:19,601 --> 01:02:20,941 I'm tired. 1022 01:02:21,746 --> 01:02:23,330 Get up. Get up. 1023 01:02:23,355 --> 01:02:25,758 This is not fucking around time! 1024 01:02:27,540 --> 01:02:29,459 Jesus! Sorry, Bob. 1025 01:02:31,650 --> 01:02:33,873 Bob, get out of my room. - I'm sorry. 1026 01:02:37,131 --> 01:02:38,943 All right, here she is. 1027 01:02:38,968 --> 01:02:40,808 She's agreed to cooperate. 1028 01:02:40,833 --> 01:02:42,787 Miss Vandross. - Sit down. 1029 01:02:47,014 --> 01:02:48,416 Have a seat, please. 1030 01:02:50,011 --> 01:02:52,213 We just wanna ask a few questions. 1031 01:02:52,238 --> 01:02:53,308 Okay. 1032 01:02:53,913 --> 01:02:55,308 Where were you last night? 1033 01:02:55,566 --> 01:02:56,839 With my friends. 1034 01:02:57,136 --> 01:03:00,267 Doing what? - Buying tampons, like, what's it to you? 1035 01:03:00,292 --> 01:03:01,339 Erica! 1036 01:03:01,364 --> 01:03:04,824 Well the reason we're asking is there's a man named Will Jordan 1037 01:03:04,849 --> 01:03:07,279 who had his garage vandalized. 1038 01:03:08,122 --> 01:03:11,738 His neighbor said she saw a heavy-set young man... 1039 01:03:11,763 --> 01:03:15,082 and a girl who fit your description, leaving the scene of the crime. 1040 01:03:15,107 --> 01:03:16,667 I don't know what you're talking about. 1041 01:03:17,857 --> 01:03:18,888 What? 1042 01:03:19,146 --> 01:03:20,855 What did Will Jordan say to you? 1043 01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:23,818 We don't know what he said. We haven't been able to contact him yet. 1044 01:03:27,852 --> 01:03:29,273 How about you, big guy? 1045 01:03:30,453 --> 01:03:32,482 You have anything you wanna tell me? 1046 01:03:32,507 --> 01:03:35,296 Now Luke... just tell the officer what's going on. 1047 01:03:35,312 --> 01:03:37,140 She make you do anything, sweetheart? 1048 01:03:37,914 --> 01:03:38,968 Nope. 1049 01:03:40,523 --> 01:03:41,796 So, is that it? 1050 01:03:42,507 --> 01:03:45,303 Yup, but just know. We will be back. 1051 01:03:45,328 --> 01:03:47,170 Vandalism is a very serious crime. 1052 01:03:47,195 --> 01:03:49,818 Absolutely. We got an open line here. 1053 01:03:49,843 --> 01:03:51,782 Let's go. - Whatever we can do to help, we're here... 1054 01:03:51,806 --> 01:03:54,781 Yeah, yeah, yeah. - to support you guys. 1055 01:03:57,899 --> 01:04:00,987 Maybe we should go and make sure he's okay. - What the fuck... 1056 01:04:01,948 --> 01:04:03,011 Erica? 1057 01:04:03,371 --> 01:04:05,120 Okay. - Why? 1058 01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:09,300 Oh, honey. - What's... what is wrong? 1059 01:04:10,138 --> 01:04:12,089 Is there anything you need to tell me? 1060 01:04:12,404 --> 01:04:13,448 No. 1061 01:04:15,612 --> 01:04:18,072 Are you gonna just stand there and lie to my face? 1062 01:04:18,097 --> 01:04:22,040 I'm not lying to you, I've no idea what he's fucking talking about. 1063 01:04:22,065 --> 01:04:23,136 Erica... 1064 01:04:23,472 --> 01:04:26,150 I'm gonna give you one more try. What the fuck is going on? 1065 01:04:26,175 --> 01:04:27,526 Nothing. - There, you just did it again. 1066 01:04:27,550 --> 01:04:29,534 You just lied right in my face again. - No, I didn't. 1067 01:04:29,558 --> 01:04:31,851 I've been swallowing so much of your bullshit for so long. 1068 01:04:31,885 --> 01:04:32,745 So long! 1069 01:04:32,770 --> 01:04:34,823 You're gonna just stand here fucking lie right to my face. 1070 01:04:34,847 --> 01:04:36,986 It's not a part of the fucking deal that we made! 1071 01:04:37,011 --> 01:04:40,193 I am not lying to you. I am not fucking lying to you. 1072 01:04:40,226 --> 01:04:42,829 Hey! You don't talk to your mother that way. 1073 01:04:42,854 --> 01:04:45,408 Oh, no, no. Oh see, you guys are teaming up behind my back? 1074 01:04:45,433 --> 01:04:47,556 Yeah, yeah. 'Cause I need fucking help. 1075 01:04:47,581 --> 01:04:49,423 'Cause I can't do this by myself anymore! 1076 01:04:49,448 --> 01:04:52,806 You do not get to fucking team up on me. You do not get to do that. 1077 01:04:52,831 --> 01:04:55,415 You're just here to fuck my mom and eat our food, 1078 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:57,587 and I don't fucking like it anymore. - Hey! 1079 01:04:57,612 --> 01:04:59,034 I'm sorry, Bob. - Who the fuck is that shit? 1080 01:04:59,058 --> 01:05:00,915 You can talk to me that way all day long, 1081 01:05:00,940 --> 01:05:03,065 but I'm not gonna have you talk to your mom that way, you hear me? 1082 01:05:03,089 --> 01:05:06,090 You don't fucking parent me. You are not my father, dude. 1083 01:05:06,115 --> 01:05:08,488 Your dad fucking left and I got to do it by myself. 1084 01:05:08,513 --> 01:05:11,157 I got to do it fucking by myself, and I fucked up. 1085 01:05:11,182 --> 01:05:12,951 I obviously fucked up. 1086 01:05:13,164 --> 01:05:16,607 I don't know what to do. I have given it all to you. 1087 01:05:16,904 --> 01:05:20,575 I cannot hold on to anybody 'cause you scare them all away! 1088 01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:22,007 Everybody! 1089 01:05:22,032 --> 01:05:25,478 You're just a cruel, fucking, selfish twat! 1090 01:05:31,721 --> 01:05:33,497 You have scared away... 1091 01:05:33,521 --> 01:05:34,841 every man... 1092 01:05:34,857 --> 01:05:37,457 that has ever shown any interest in me. 1093 01:05:38,341 --> 01:05:41,387 And you cannot do it with this one. I won't let you. 1094 01:05:42,356 --> 01:05:44,020 Because he's good. 1095 01:05:47,861 --> 01:05:48,938 I'm done. 1096 01:05:49,603 --> 01:05:50,603 I'm done. 1097 01:05:51,306 --> 01:05:52,524 Thank you. 1098 01:05:52,996 --> 01:05:55,082 Thank you for everything, Mom. 1099 01:06:00,566 --> 01:06:02,550 I can't. I just can't. 1100 01:06:06,403 --> 01:06:07,805 Laurie, baby... 1101 01:06:08,426 --> 01:06:09,562 You all right? 1102 01:06:10,868 --> 01:06:12,096 Stupid. 1103 01:06:15,563 --> 01:06:16,898 You coming? 1104 01:06:30,666 --> 01:06:33,999 What are we even gonna say to him? - I don't fucking know. 1105 01:06:34,024 --> 01:06:37,633 'I'm sorry for drugging you. Here's your sweatshirt'. 1106 01:06:43,329 --> 01:06:44,456 Will? 1107 01:06:45,819 --> 01:06:46,956 Will? 1108 01:07:01,001 --> 01:07:02,113 Will? 1109 01:07:06,116 --> 01:07:07,237 Will? 1110 01:07:09,453 --> 01:07:10,909 Oh my God! 1111 01:07:19,959 --> 01:07:21,327 Do you feel anything? 1112 01:07:28,928 --> 01:07:30,032 Okay... 1113 01:07:33,099 --> 01:07:34,133 Erica... 1114 01:07:45,979 --> 01:07:47,413 What are we doing? 1115 01:07:48,481 --> 01:07:51,785 What the fuck do we do? We're so fucked. 1116 01:07:54,349 --> 01:07:55,784 Let's... 1117 01:08:00,747 --> 01:08:02,645 What are you doing? - I'm getting us out of here. 1118 01:08:02,669 --> 01:08:04,128 You're stealing his car? 1119 01:08:04,153 --> 01:08:07,559 It's only a matter of time before the cops figure out who did this, Erica. 1120 01:08:09,464 --> 01:08:11,713 In case. What about Kala and Claudine? 1121 01:08:11,738 --> 01:08:14,650 Just gonna leave them? We're just gonna go? - Claudine's gonna sell you out. 1122 01:08:14,674 --> 01:08:17,027 She's never gonna hold up under questioning. 1123 01:08:18,957 --> 01:08:22,197 What about our parents? Like, what about my fucking mom? 1124 01:08:22,222 --> 01:08:24,447 You can send them a letter once we've made it to Mexico. 1125 01:08:24,472 --> 01:08:25,769 Mexico? 1126 01:08:26,371 --> 01:08:28,392 You sound like a psycho, Luke. 1127 01:08:28,417 --> 01:08:30,035 Erica, look at me. 1128 01:08:30,466 --> 01:08:33,870 You're getting in this car, and we're going. Now! 1129 01:08:45,216 --> 01:08:47,814 Hey mama. Are you in there? 1130 01:08:49,228 --> 01:08:51,119 I'm sorry about earlier. 1131 01:08:53,079 --> 01:08:54,244 Lady? 1132 01:08:56,005 --> 01:08:59,338 You know what, I'm just gonna come in. I'm sorry I'm busting. 1133 01:09:07,525 --> 01:09:09,049 Bob, honey... 1134 01:09:11,757 --> 01:09:13,281 Have you seen... 1135 01:09:13,306 --> 01:09:15,233 Wait, Bob? 1136 01:09:19,275 --> 01:09:21,300 What the fuck, Bob? 1137 01:09:22,078 --> 01:09:23,667 Honey, what... 1138 01:09:36,448 --> 01:09:38,834 Oh, my God! 1139 01:09:45,454 --> 01:09:47,702 So, you say your son was in rehab? 1140 01:09:48,085 --> 01:09:50,716 That's correct. - Okay, for about how long? 1141 01:09:50,741 --> 01:09:52,834 About a year, give or take. 1142 01:09:52,859 --> 01:09:55,091 Okay. Now, in the letter he says he... 1143 01:09:55,116 --> 01:09:57,537 kidnapped your daughter and was running away to Mexico. 1144 01:09:57,562 --> 01:10:01,312 Do either of you know anyone in Mexico or... 1145 01:10:02,663 --> 01:10:03,683 Well... 1146 01:10:04,013 --> 01:10:06,655 there's a cleaning lady that comes every other week. 1147 01:10:07,351 --> 01:10:08,562 Her name's... 1148 01:10:08,587 --> 01:10:10,218 I don't think that's... - Rita. 1149 01:10:10,243 --> 01:10:11,243 No. 1150 01:10:12,163 --> 01:10:15,919 Was there anything missing from the house? Any jewelry or valuables? 1151 01:10:15,944 --> 01:10:19,272 Her clothes, a lot... She took some of her... 1152 01:10:21,064 --> 01:10:24,765 of her cute clothes, and she has a notebook. 1153 01:10:25,973 --> 01:10:27,767 And her pet rat. - Yeah. 1154 01:10:30,104 --> 01:10:31,742 Just so I'm sure I understand. 1155 01:10:31,767 --> 01:10:34,704 They came in, took the rodent and the notebook, 1156 01:10:34,729 --> 01:10:37,478 trashed the kitchen and... took off. 1157 01:10:37,503 --> 01:10:40,775 Well I've a full disclosure on the mess here, 1158 01:10:41,025 --> 01:10:43,020 I... smashed up the kitchen. 1159 01:10:43,045 --> 01:10:45,658 I read the note and just started punching stuff. 1160 01:10:46,623 --> 01:10:49,630 Heads up, guys. We got a 10-54 down the street. 1161 01:10:51,110 --> 01:10:53,051 What the hell's a 10-54? 1162 01:11:01,561 --> 01:11:03,200 It's okay, it's okay. 1163 01:11:16,897 --> 01:11:19,475 Oh my God. I wanna throw up. 1164 01:11:22,692 --> 01:11:25,098 I don't understand how this happened. 1165 01:11:25,131 --> 01:11:27,247 We were just shooting pictures. 1166 01:11:30,845 --> 01:11:32,654 The whole thing was an accident. 1167 01:11:33,632 --> 01:11:35,147 It wasn't murder. 1168 01:11:39,236 --> 01:11:40,770 Will deserved it. 1169 01:11:41,788 --> 01:11:42,890 Right? 1170 01:11:43,883 --> 01:11:45,658 Just tell me that he deserved it. 1171 01:11:45,683 --> 01:11:46,887 Yes! 1172 01:11:47,278 --> 01:11:49,473 Yes. Ab... Absolutely. 1173 01:11:53,056 --> 01:11:54,991 I mean I guess so. I... 1174 01:11:56,052 --> 01:11:57,937 What do you mean, 'I guess so'? 1175 01:12:08,501 --> 01:12:09,944 Are you okay? 1176 01:12:12,116 --> 01:12:17,106 No. I'm not okay. I'm obviously not okay. 1177 01:12:17,131 --> 01:12:20,743 Are you okay? Are you a sociopath? 1178 01:12:21,860 --> 01:12:27,305 You lied to me, and an innocent man is fucking dead because of us! 1179 01:12:27,703 --> 01:12:30,664 Listen, we can't stay here. We got to go. 1180 01:12:31,022 --> 01:12:33,425 Oh, no, no, no. There's no... there's no... 1181 01:12:34,153 --> 01:12:36,573 There's no 'we' in this anymore. 1182 01:12:36,598 --> 01:12:39,246 I'm not going anywhere with you. 1183 01:12:39,551 --> 01:12:42,339 I didn't lie... I didn't lie. 1184 01:12:42,364 --> 01:12:44,184 Okay, I did. It's... 1185 01:12:44,490 --> 01:12:47,325 It's complicated, Erica. - Complicated? 1186 01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:49,368 Did he touch your dick or not? 1187 01:12:49,393 --> 01:12:52,878 He didn't touch me. I saw him touching someone else! 1188 01:12:52,903 --> 01:12:54,825 That's the fucking truth. 1189 01:13:01,523 --> 01:13:02,640 There... 1190 01:13:03,119 --> 01:13:06,022 There was this girl at my school... 1191 01:13:08,903 --> 01:13:10,659 She must have been 12... 1192 01:13:11,066 --> 01:13:12,538 maybe 13. 1193 01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:15,370 I was going back to get a textbook... 1194 01:13:15,716 --> 01:13:17,159 and I saw him. 1195 01:13:17,763 --> 01:13:19,722 He had his hand... 1196 01:13:21,863 --> 01:13:25,605 He was... he was a bad guy, Erica. He... a fucking creep. 1197 01:13:28,952 --> 01:13:31,051 I was the only person who knew. 1198 01:13:31,076 --> 01:13:32,081 And... 1199 01:13:32,836 --> 01:13:34,253 she was scared. 1200 01:13:34,948 --> 01:13:36,736 She was really scared. 1201 01:13:37,411 --> 01:13:39,548 Sh... she didn't wanna tell anyone. 1202 01:13:41,340 --> 01:13:42,900 I was invisible. 1203 01:13:43,181 --> 01:13:44,690 No one knew me. 1204 01:13:44,715 --> 01:13:47,072 It's not like I had a ton of friends. 1205 01:13:47,510 --> 01:13:50,806 Figured if... even if it didn't happen to me, I could... 1206 01:13:52,335 --> 01:13:55,171 keep it from happening to someone else. I don't know. 1207 01:13:57,462 --> 01:14:00,203 You probably hate me but that's the truth. 1208 01:14:04,845 --> 01:14:06,213 I don't hate you. 1209 01:14:14,953 --> 01:14:16,375 I just puked. 1210 01:14:16,939 --> 01:14:18,240 I don't care. 1211 01:15:26,950 --> 01:15:28,552 Where are we? 1212 01:15:46,104 --> 01:15:47,911 How did you know where he was? 1213 01:15:49,825 --> 01:15:51,822 So I kinda went through your notebook. 1214 01:15:51,847 --> 01:15:53,854 last night when you were asleep. 1215 01:15:54,354 --> 01:15:55,847 Figured you might wanna... 1216 01:15:56,355 --> 01:15:58,534 pick him up on our way to Mexico. 1217 01:16:00,253 --> 01:16:02,572 Okay... How do you expect? We don't have enough money. 1218 01:16:02,597 --> 01:16:04,815 We didn't get the rest of the money. 1219 01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:14,467 Holy shit! Where did you get this, Lukey? Where... 1220 01:16:14,492 --> 01:16:18,930 Sherm was saving up for a new Les Paul or something stupid. 1221 01:16:19,711 --> 01:16:23,096 This is Sherm's? He's gonna fucking kill you. 1222 01:16:23,453 --> 01:16:24,967 Well, you know. 1223 01:16:24,992 --> 01:16:27,528 My God! - Live and let die. 1224 01:16:31,856 --> 01:16:33,225 Okay! 1225 01:16:37,241 --> 01:16:39,097 I look like shit. Do I look like shit? 1226 01:16:39,122 --> 01:16:40,788 No, you look great. 1227 01:16:43,133 --> 01:16:44,211 Thank you. 1228 01:16:45,258 --> 01:16:46,320 You're welcome. 1229 01:16:46,633 --> 01:16:48,602 Go. - Okay, I am. 1230 01:17:01,974 --> 01:17:03,209 Next. 1231 01:17:05,439 --> 01:17:06,781 Hello. - Can I help you? 1232 01:17:06,806 --> 01:17:08,766 Yes, I'm here to bail out my old man. 1233 01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:10,875 Are you a licensed bail bondsman? 1234 01:17:10,900 --> 01:17:12,235 Shit. No, I'm his daughter. 1235 01:17:12,260 --> 01:17:14,413 Cash or cheque? - Cash. 1236 01:17:14,783 --> 01:17:15,564 Last name? 1237 01:17:15,580 --> 01:17:16,759 Do you want me to give you the cash now? 1238 01:17:16,783 --> 01:17:18,664 Hold... hold on to that. Last name? 1239 01:17:18,689 --> 01:17:21,368 Vandross. V-A-N-D-R-O-S-S. 1240 01:17:21,393 --> 01:17:22,760 Vandross. 1241 01:17:26,168 --> 01:17:27,974 Is that Raymond Vandross? 1242 01:17:29,407 --> 01:17:32,162 Well, it says here he was released three days ago. 1243 01:17:36,927 --> 01:17:38,600 Nope. That's not possible. 1244 01:17:38,625 --> 01:17:40,505 Well, it says it right here. 1245 01:17:42,899 --> 01:17:44,712 Did he leave a number? 1246 01:17:45,118 --> 01:17:47,144 Did he say where he was going or... 1247 01:17:47,361 --> 01:17:49,317 Could you tell me who... Who bailed him out? 1248 01:17:49,342 --> 01:17:52,251 Well, I'm not allowed to release that kind of information. 1249 01:17:55,375 --> 01:17:57,314 Is there anything else I can help you with? 1250 01:18:00,151 --> 01:18:01,439 Next. 1251 01:18:07,125 --> 01:18:09,157 Hey that was fast. How'd it go? 1252 01:18:09,182 --> 01:18:10,773 Fucking awesome. 1253 01:18:11,415 --> 01:18:12,782 Yeah? - Yeah. 1254 01:18:15,913 --> 01:18:17,313 It's fucking awesome. 1255 01:18:17,338 --> 01:18:19,077 Well, is he coming? 1256 01:18:19,648 --> 01:18:21,361 He's gonna come later. He's gonna meet up with us... 1257 01:18:21,385 --> 01:18:22,687 in a bit. 1258 01:18:25,383 --> 01:18:27,687 All right, let's go. 1259 01:18:29,494 --> 01:18:30,680 Okay. 1260 01:18:35,047 --> 01:18:37,066 Are you sure everything's okay? 1261 01:18:37,091 --> 01:18:39,305 Yes. Everything's great. 1262 01:18:42,420 --> 01:18:43,621 Let's go. 1263 01:18:44,043 --> 01:18:45,577 Why you being weird? 1264 01:18:46,608 --> 01:18:48,574 If anything happened, you can talk to me about it. 1265 01:18:48,645 --> 01:18:51,052 No. I said I'm fine. 1266 01:18:54,801 --> 01:18:56,270 All right. Okay. 1267 01:19:58,254 --> 01:19:59,683 You know what? 1268 01:20:00,565 --> 01:20:02,074 Fuck this shit. 1269 01:20:03,549 --> 01:20:04,814 Fuck Mexico. 1270 01:20:06,855 --> 01:20:08,357 Fuck my dad. 1271 01:20:09,336 --> 01:20:10,637 Let's go home. 1272 01:20:12,515 --> 01:20:14,560 I mean it. I don't wanna run. 1273 01:20:14,593 --> 01:20:17,996 I don't wanna spend the rest of our lives looking over our shoulder 1274 01:20:18,030 --> 01:20:20,715 every five minutes, and living in fear. I wanna go home 1275 01:20:20,740 --> 01:20:25,338 and we can make up some story to explain why we did what we did. 1276 01:20:25,960 --> 01:20:29,233 We can figure that out. But, I want us to go home. 1277 01:20:31,977 --> 01:20:33,379 Okay, let's go home. 1278 01:20:58,898 --> 01:21:01,219 Do you think that's for us? - Yeah, I think so. 1279 01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:04,289 Okay, can this thing go any faster? 1280 01:21:07,925 --> 01:21:10,019 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1281 01:21:10,044 --> 01:21:12,808 Should I pull over? - Do you understand if they catch us 1282 01:21:12,833 --> 01:21:15,441 before we turn ourselves in, we are fucked! 1283 01:21:20,176 --> 01:21:21,470 What do you want me to do? - I don't know. 1284 01:21:21,494 --> 01:21:24,630 I don't know what the fuck to do. Just go faster. Just go faster. 1285 01:21:24,663 --> 01:21:27,209 I'm going as fast as this fucking thing can go! 1286 01:21:28,857 --> 01:21:30,248 Fuck! 1287 01:21:31,472 --> 01:21:33,646 Luke, turn here, turn here. 1288 01:21:39,472 --> 01:21:40,873 I think we lost him. 1289 01:21:41,314 --> 01:21:44,175 Do you see him? - Okay. 1290 01:21:48,488 --> 01:21:50,479 Erica, I need to tell you something. 1291 01:21:50,504 --> 01:21:52,122 Okay, well now's not really the fucking time. 1292 01:21:52,146 --> 01:21:55,104 I know, I know. But I don't know when the next chance I'm gonna get 1293 01:21:55,129 --> 01:21:56,329 to tell you this. - No, Luke. 1294 01:21:56,362 --> 01:21:59,174 I think you're funny and you're cool. And... 1295 01:21:59,199 --> 01:22:00,955 All right, Luke... - and delicate. 1296 01:22:00,980 --> 01:22:03,619 When I'm with you, I just don't wanna be anywhere else. 1297 01:22:03,644 --> 01:22:05,422 What? What? 1298 01:22:05,447 --> 01:22:08,605 I'm not quite good at things like this, but I... 1299 01:22:09,241 --> 01:22:10,996 I think I love you. 1300 01:22:14,047 --> 01:22:15,289 I love you. 1301 01:22:17,695 --> 01:22:20,180 Are you fucking kidding me? - No! 1302 01:22:20,548 --> 01:22:22,703 I seriously fucking love you. 1303 01:22:26,893 --> 01:22:28,049 Fuck it! 1304 01:22:57,585 --> 01:22:59,086 Can I tell you something? 1305 01:23:00,048 --> 01:23:01,149 Sure. 1306 01:23:03,073 --> 01:23:05,987 Okay. I've never actually done that before. 1307 01:23:06,928 --> 01:23:08,919 Really? - Yeah, really. 1308 01:23:10,337 --> 01:23:11,511 That was weird. 1309 01:23:11,536 --> 01:23:13,208 No. - No in... 1310 01:23:13,606 --> 01:23:15,589 No. - In a good way, though. 1311 01:23:15,614 --> 01:23:17,599 Yeah, that was... 1312 01:23:19,996 --> 01:23:22,132 I can't believe we just had sex. 1313 01:23:52,567 --> 01:23:55,731 Sure you don't want us to go in with you? - No, I'm okay. 1314 01:23:56,755 --> 01:23:57,956 I love you. 1315 01:23:59,908 --> 01:24:01,977 Thanks, Sherm. - Bye. 1316 01:24:27,780 --> 01:24:30,434 How are you? - I'm fine. 1317 01:24:30,459 --> 01:24:32,006 It's not that bad. - No? 1318 01:24:32,031 --> 01:24:32,944 No! 1319 01:24:32,952 --> 01:24:34,363 You're okay? - Yeah. 1320 01:24:34,388 --> 01:24:37,806 To tell you the truth, I just play video games and watch TV all day. 1321 01:24:38,244 --> 01:24:40,414 Sounds good to me. 1322 01:24:40,439 --> 01:24:43,198 And it's all from like, ten years ago, so it kinda sucks, but... 1323 01:24:43,223 --> 01:24:44,461 Mario Kart though, right? 1324 01:24:44,486 --> 01:24:46,134 Nope. - No? 1325 01:24:46,166 --> 01:24:47,455 Smash Brothers? 1326 01:24:48,416 --> 01:24:49,500 Damn. 1327 01:24:49,525 --> 01:24:51,117 So, how's the Sherm? 1328 01:24:51,142 --> 01:24:54,852 The Sherm? He's... still pretty pissed, I'm not gonna lie. 1329 01:24:54,877 --> 01:24:58,094 He's also a little weirded out by the whole 'us having sex' thing 1330 01:24:58,119 --> 01:25:00,095 but you know... he'll get over it. 1331 01:25:00,452 --> 01:25:01,478 I think. 1332 01:25:04,898 --> 01:25:07,703 You know... my lawyer says that... 1333 01:25:07,727 --> 01:25:09,131 I have a really good case. 1334 01:25:09,156 --> 01:25:11,508 after all those girls came forward about Will. 1335 01:25:11,900 --> 01:25:13,635 Crazy. - Yeah. 1336 01:25:15,093 --> 01:25:16,412 You're a hero. 1337 01:25:16,962 --> 01:25:18,506 Now you're my hero. 1338 01:25:20,170 --> 01:25:21,982 I never got to say thank you. 1339 01:25:22,272 --> 01:25:23,475 Thank you. 1340 01:25:24,102 --> 01:25:25,779 For saving my ass. 1341 01:25:27,301 --> 01:25:29,437 I basically owe my whole life to you. 1342 01:25:30,969 --> 01:25:32,147 I'm serious. 1343 01:25:32,511 --> 01:25:33,813 Don't mention it. 1344 01:25:36,446 --> 01:25:37,881 How are you? What's going on? 1345 01:25:37,906 --> 01:25:41,330 I'm good. I'm so... I'm glad to see you... 1346 01:25:41,355 --> 01:25:43,065 and I... 1347 01:25:43,090 --> 01:25:46,416 cut a deal with the DA in exchange for my home movie collection. 1348 01:25:46,441 --> 01:25:47,660 So... 1349 01:25:48,105 --> 01:25:50,104 I'm about to start my nine months house arrest. 1350 01:25:50,129 --> 01:25:52,423 I have a few years' probation. 1351 01:25:52,448 --> 01:25:56,237 And they're still like, figuring out logistics, but... 1352 01:25:58,525 --> 01:26:00,753 I got this sick new ankle bracelet. 1353 01:26:01,182 --> 01:26:03,753 I'm gonna bedazzle the fuck out of that shit! 1354 01:26:05,291 --> 01:26:06,291 ... 1355 01:26:07,393 --> 01:26:08,837 You look really hot. 1356 01:26:09,829 --> 01:26:11,132 I lost ten pounds. 1357 01:26:11,157 --> 01:26:13,586 Fucking shit! Ten pounds in a month? 1358 01:26:13,611 --> 01:26:15,192 The food here isn't terrific. 1359 01:26:15,217 --> 01:26:16,789 Two minutes. 1360 01:26:20,852 --> 01:26:22,436 Oh, my God, okay. 1361 01:26:22,461 --> 01:26:24,830 I have a surprise. You wanna know what? 1362 01:26:24,863 --> 01:26:27,227 All right. - Wait, let me find it. 1363 01:26:31,925 --> 01:26:33,251 It's you! 1364 01:26:36,360 --> 01:26:37,751 You don't like it? 1365 01:26:38,181 --> 01:26:39,531 Are you sure it's mine? 1366 01:26:39,556 --> 01:26:41,723 Of course, it's yours. 1367 01:26:41,748 --> 01:26:43,950 I'm a one-dick gal these days. 100576