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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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What do you got there, Dad?
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Well, I've got a teddy bear,
two rattles, a cuddle bunny,
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and a little ducky.
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Well, you can play
for five minutes,
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and then you got
to go night-night.
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Alex, we're just trying
to get an inventory
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of the baby toys we have
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so, uh, we'll know
what we need to buy.
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Wow, what's that, Dad?
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This is the mobile that used
to hang over your crib.
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I remember we experimented with
a lot of different things
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until we found the one symbol
that would calm you down.
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Aw, t-turn it on, Dad.
Turn it on.
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Okay.
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MAN Continental Telegraph up three points.
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It's up to 25 cents.
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Cintram Corporation,
down 14.
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Still works.
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Oh, and when you've
finished your nap,
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uh, take a look through
that catalog there.
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We're trying to
pick out a new crib.
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Oh, come on, Dad.
What do I know about cribs?
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A crib is a crib.
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All right. We're gonna go
with that one.
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You're going to go
with the The Snooze-A-Lot?
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What's the matter
with this one here,
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The Inky-Binky-Beddy-Bye?
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I don't know. That one, uh,
scares me a little.
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The Inky-Bink looks like a bear
to put together.
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Whoa, Whoa.
More food for Mom?
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I know.
It's getting ridiculous.
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This is the fourth meal
Mom's eaten in two hours.
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Try to be a little more
understanding, Mal.
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She's an energetic person.
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Now that the doctor wants her
to stay off her feet,
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she's channeling all her
energies, uh, into eating.
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Is Scott here yet?
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No, Jen. We told you
we'd call you when he gets here.
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Uh, coming!
That's Mom again.
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She's getting
a little demanding now.
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You better hurry up
and take that to her.
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You don't want to miss Scott
when he gets here.
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What's the big deal? He was
your goofy friend, not mine.
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He wasn't goofy,
Mallory.
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He just had glasses
and braces and big ears.
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Well, then,
I'll hurry back down.
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What's all this?
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This is equipment from all
the different sports
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Scott and I used
to play together.
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I thought I'd let him pick which
one he wants to start with.
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Scott is in town for
a college interview, Jennifer.
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I don't think he'll have
time for the decathlon.
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I know he'll want to play, Dad.
Before he moved away
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the two of us were the first
two kids outside every morning
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and the last two kids
in every night.
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Yeah, but that was
five years ago, Jen.
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Scott is 17 years old now,
you know.
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People slow down
as they get older.
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Their bones start to deteriorate
with each passing year.
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Look at Dad.
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Thanks, coach.
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He's here.
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Scott, it's good to see you!
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Jennifer!
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How are you?
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Great. Look at you.
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Well, hello, Scott.
Welcome back.
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Thanks, Mr. Keaton.
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Hey, Scotty.
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Hey, Alex. How's it going?
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Ah, king of the hill.
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Top of the heap,
numerouno.
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You haven't changed a bit,
Alex.
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What'll it be, Scott?
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Baseball, soccer, tennis.
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Greco-Roman wrestling?
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What do you mean?
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I thought we'd play some sports
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just like we did
when we were kids.
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Oh, sure. Sounds like fun.
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You two have a good time.
Okay.
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Hi, Scott?
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Hi, Mallory.
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Boy, have you changed.
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Well, you changed too.
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I mean, you grew into
your ears, and...
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You look good too.
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Scott, what are you waiting for?
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Uh, Let's hold off
on the soccer for a while,
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okay, Jennifer?
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Good idea. Uh,
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do you want to go down
to your old house?
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Or maybe we could just
sit on the lawn
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and talk about old times.
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Uh, yeah, sure.
Go ahead and start without me
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and I'll be right there.
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Okay.
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## Ya, ya-da-da, da-da, da-da ##
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## Ya, da-da-da-da-da ##
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## Hey! ##
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You're gonna love
Pasta Alex. Mwah!
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Well, I hope it's better
than Pancakes Alex, Alex.
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Well, your mother says she can
smell the Pasta Alex, Alex,
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from all the way upstairs.
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Yeah, well,
it travels well, Dad.
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Hey, what's all this?
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Just a few things
for Scott to see,
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pictures of us when we were kids
and stuff like that.
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He didn't have a chance
to look at them yesterday.
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Whoa, Whoa.
There she is.
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You want me to take
this up to Mom, Dad?
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Oh, no, no, I'll do it.
She denies it,
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but I think she kind of enjoys,
being waited on by her husband.
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Yeah, they all do, Dad.
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You know, they may say things
have changed, but basically,
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they're happiest when
they're barefoot and pregnant.
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Oh, coming, Elyse!
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Sounds serious.
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This won't be enough.
Girls, give me a hand.
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Uh, Mallory,
get the peanut butter.
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Uh, Jennifer, the garlic bread
and the antipasto.
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Oh, and, Mallory, uh,
a watermelon.
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That ought to hold
her for a while.
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## Ya, ya-da-da, da-da, da-da ##
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## Ya, da-da-da-da-da-da ##
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## Hey ##
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Hey, Alex.
Hey, Scotty.
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What, are you cooking?
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You bet-a your life.
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Hey, where's, uh...
Where's Mallory?
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I don't know. I don't know.
She's upstairs or something.
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So hey, Scott. Are you up
for your interview tomorrow?
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Uh, yeah. I'm pretty excited.
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Yeah, listen. Let me give you
a couple of tips, okay?
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I am, uh...
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Well, hey, I'm kind of
a legend at that college,
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and so I think you should slip
my name into the conversation
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as much as you can.
Oh, uh, why don't you, uh,
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take this with you?
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This is a picture of you,
Alex.
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Yeah.
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You know,
you can keep that.
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Thanks.
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Hey, listen, uh,
Mallory must be about,
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what, 17 years old now, huh?
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I don't know.
I don't know.
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She's in her teens.
I know that.
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Oh, another thing.
Another thing. Listen.
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You want to be serious, right?
But not overly serious.
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They like you to be
a good student,
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but, uh,
fun-loving, like me.
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So, uh, is anybody seeing
Mallory on a regular basis?
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Yeah, yeah. I am, and I've
had about all I can take.
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Your mom really loved
the Pasta Alex, Alex.
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Never seen anyone
eat that fast.
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It was incredible.
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I was afraid to put
my hands near her mouth.
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Hi, Jennifer, Mallory,
Mr. Keaton.
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I was giving Scott a couple
of tips for his interview.
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Ooh, let me give you
the opposite advice
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I gave Alex
before his interview:
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Just be yourself.
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Okay. Dinner, she's served.
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Ah. Great. I can't tell you
how hungry I am.
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I love a man with a healthy
appetite.
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Okay.
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Well, I-I guess
she's still hungry.
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I'll take her some more
the Pasta Alex, Alex.
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Hey, what's all this stuff?
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Just a few pictures of us
when we were kids
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and stuff like that.
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Are there any pictures
of you in here, Mallory?
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I don't think so.
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Hey, wait a second.
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Look. There's Mallory.
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No, no.
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That's us when we dressed up
for Halloween
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as Miss Piggy
and Kermit the Frog.
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No, no, no. In the back. Look.
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That's Mallory's foot.
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Well, Scott,
I was just thinking.
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The Indians are playing
a twinight double-header
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this Saturday.
Do you want to go?
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Oh, sure.
Anyway, Mallory,
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we have a lot of catching up
to do.
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This picture of your foot
really sparks the memories.
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Yes, I was wondering
if you have two tickets left
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for tonight's Indians game?
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You have 35,000?
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Well, I only need two.
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Can you hold them for me,
please?
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My name is Jennifer Keaton.
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Thank you. Bye.
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Any sign of Scott yet, Alex?
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Ah, no, Jen.
I haven't seen him.
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Tonight's the night we're
going to see the Indians
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play a twinight double-header
against the Seattle Mariners.
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Whoa. The clash of the Titans.
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You want to come?
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There are 35,000 extra tickets.
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Uh, no. Just, uh,
give them to somebody else.
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Scott and I are gonna have
a great time, Alex.
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He loves baseball,
remember?
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You used to come sometimes
when we were kids.
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Yeah. That's right.
That's right.
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Remember that time
I got that foul ball?
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You know, I made that
great diving catch,
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you know, leaning over
the railing.
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You didn't make
a diving catch.
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That's right. That's right.
It was a one-bouncer.
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It bounced once,
I jumped up and I caught it.
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No, you didn't.
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Ah, rolled down
the steps to me.
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It rolled down the steps
right to me.
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Alex, you bought
that ball.
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I remember the store
was really crowded.
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I had to leap over
this lady...
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Alex, give it up.
Okay.
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I'm going to go
in the garage
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and see if I can find
some old pennants.
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Call me
when Scott comes.
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Yeah.
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Ah.
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Whoa. Wait a minute.
Coming.
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Whoa. Hey, Dad.
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Let me give you
a hand with this.
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Oh, all right.
Thanks.
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What have you got in here,
a new tie?
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It's the crib.
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Come on, roll up your sleeves,
Alex. We've got some work to do.
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We?
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Yeah, it's been
a while since you and I
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built anything together.
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You can assemble some
furniture, can't you, Alex?
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Of course I can.
All right.
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All right. It's just
that you'd be surprised
252
00:10:59.500 --> 00:11:01.140
how many guys can't
put together a simple kit.
253
00:11:01.180 --> 00:11:03.740
Well you're, uh... You're looking
at a guy who can, Dad.
254
00:11:05.140 --> 00:11:07.800
Let's see what we got here.
255
00:11:14.410 --> 00:11:15.680
Okey-doke.
256
00:11:18.410 --> 00:11:20.350
Uh-huh.
257
00:11:26.500 --> 00:11:28.100
Ah.
Ah.
258
00:11:28.500 --> 00:11:30.750
Yeah. There we go.
259
00:11:42.850 --> 00:11:43.910
Elyse!
Mom!
260
00:11:44.810 --> 00:11:46.100
Mom!
261
00:11:46.500 --> 00:11:47.200
Honey!
262
00:11:47.230 --> 00:11:48.350
Hi.
263
00:11:49.380 --> 00:11:50.980
I'll get it.
264
00:11:51.200 --> 00:11:52.330
Oh, hi, Scott.
265
00:11:52.370 --> 00:11:53.610
Hi, Mallory.
266
00:11:53.650 --> 00:11:55.150
How did your interview go?
267
00:11:55.180 --> 00:11:56.610
Oh, pretty well, I think.
268
00:11:56.650 --> 00:11:58.920
I tried to mention
Alex's name a few times.
269
00:11:58.950 --> 00:12:01.550
I hope they don't hold it
against you.
270
00:12:01.580 --> 00:12:03.230
Hey, have you eaten yet?
No.
271
00:12:03.270 --> 00:12:04.850
How about dinner at Guido's?
272
00:12:04.880 --> 00:12:07.180
Sure.
All right.
273
00:12:29.520 --> 00:12:30.680
Hey, champ.
274
00:12:30.720 --> 00:12:32.180
What happened
to your baseball game?
275
00:12:32.220 --> 00:12:33.320
Rained out.
276
00:12:33.350 --> 00:12:34.920
Oh.
277
00:12:40.650 --> 00:12:42.500
It's not raining.
278
00:12:42.890 --> 00:12:45.150
I have a problem, Alex.
279
00:12:45.180 --> 00:12:48.000
Jennifer,
you're 11 years old.
280
00:12:48.400 --> 00:12:50.820
You got a roof over your head.
281
00:12:50.850 --> 00:12:53.200
You're fed every day.
282
00:12:54.490 --> 00:12:57.250
You don't pay taxes.
283
00:12:57.290 --> 00:12:59.850
What kind of problem
could you possibly have?
284
00:12:59.890 --> 00:13:02.590
The baseball game
wasn't rained out.
285
00:13:02.620 --> 00:13:05.520
Scott took Mallory
out to dinner instead.
286
00:13:05.560 --> 00:13:07.420
Oh.
287
00:13:07.450 --> 00:13:08.920
Well, maybe he forgot.
288
00:13:08.950 --> 00:13:11.990
How could you forget
about something like that?
289
00:13:12.200 --> 00:13:14.650
Scott and I used to be
best friends.
290
00:13:14.690 --> 00:13:17.290
He never used to like
Mallory at all.
291
00:13:17.320 --> 00:13:19.720
Now it's the opposite.
292
00:13:19.750 --> 00:13:22.690
What has Mallory got
that I don't?
293
00:13:26.250 --> 00:13:29.420
Ah, let's put it this way,
Jen.
294
00:13:29.460 --> 00:13:31.520
A 17-year-old guy
295
00:13:31.550 --> 00:13:34.390
will tend to have
different tastes in girls
296
00:13:34.420 --> 00:13:36.290
than an 11-year-old guy.
297
00:13:36.320 --> 00:13:37.920
It's only natural.
298
00:13:37.960 --> 00:13:39.250
At this point in his life,
299
00:13:39.290 --> 00:13:42.990
Scott is interested in girls
who are more
300
00:13:43.200 --> 00:13:44.790
soft.
301
00:13:44.820 --> 00:13:47.600
When did this happen to Scott?
302
00:13:47.900 --> 00:13:49.540
Why did he have to change?
303
00:13:49.580 --> 00:13:51.950
Well, it's nature, Jen.
304
00:13:51.990 --> 00:13:54.120
Through, uh... Through none
of our her doing,
305
00:13:54.160 --> 00:13:55.890
Mallory just happens to have
306
00:13:55.930 --> 00:13:57.620
that certain
intangible quality
307
00:13:57.660 --> 00:14:00.150
that attracts boys.
308
00:14:00.190 --> 00:14:02.760
Boys who are helpless
victims to the hormones
309
00:14:06.200 --> 00:14:08.360
coursing through their veins.
310
00:14:08.390 --> 00:14:11.160
You know, boys like Scott.
311
00:14:11.190 --> 00:14:13.920
Can we put
a stop to this?
312
00:14:13.960 --> 00:14:15.730
It's too late, Jen.
313
00:14:15.760 --> 00:14:17.490
It's all over for Scott
314
00:14:21.900 --> 00:14:22.890
and his kind.
315
00:14:28.490 --> 00:14:30.460
It's not fair, Alex.
316
00:14:30.490 --> 00:14:33.960
Yeah. There's nothing
you can do about it, Jen.
317
00:14:33.990 --> 00:14:37.290
My advice to you is that you
just enjoy being a child
318
00:14:37.330 --> 00:14:39.730
for as long as you can.
319
00:14:39.760 --> 00:14:41.900
I know I did.
320
00:14:41.130 --> 00:14:43.730
It was the best
two weeks of my life.
321
00:14:50.130 --> 00:14:51.360
You know, Mallory,
322
00:14:51.390 --> 00:14:53.430
it's really nice
being here with you tonight.
323
00:14:53.460 --> 00:14:55.760
Heh. Grazie, grazie.
324
00:14:55.800 --> 00:14:58.600
That's terrific. When did you
learn to speak Italian?
325
00:14:59.390 --> 00:15:01.860
Grazie, grazie.
326
00:15:10.300 --> 00:15:12.610
Uh, Scott Handley's table,
please.
327
00:15:12.650 --> 00:15:14.930
If you will follow me,
signora.
328
00:15:26.760 --> 00:15:27.930
Jennifer.
329
00:15:27.960 --> 00:15:31.460
Good evening, Scott.
I thought I'd join you.
330
00:15:31.500 --> 00:15:34.970
Mallory!
How nice to see you!
331
00:15:39.860 --> 00:15:41.230
Hi, Jen.
332
00:15:41.260 --> 00:15:43.270
Jennifer, why are you dressed
this way?
333
00:15:43.300 --> 00:15:45.680
I'm a woman
of many moods, Scott.
334
00:15:45.720 --> 00:15:48.300
Young and playful
one moment,
335
00:15:48.700 --> 00:15:51.270
sophisticated and
deadly serious the next.
336
00:15:57.300 --> 00:15:58.400
Whoa.
337
00:15:58.430 --> 00:16:02.230
Uh, Jennifer, this is a table
for two.
338
00:16:02.270 --> 00:16:05.300
I'm sure you can make
room for your sister.
339
00:16:05.700 --> 00:16:07.000
Well, Scott,
what do you recommend?
340
00:16:07.300 --> 00:16:08.370
The last time I was here
341
00:16:08.400 --> 00:16:12.230
I found the pizza with the
bologna very much to my liking.
342
00:16:12.270 --> 00:16:14.530
Shall I go for it again?
343
00:16:14.570 --> 00:16:16.130
I don't get it.
This a joke or something?
344
00:16:16.170 --> 00:16:19.600
I'm deadly serious, Scott.
Pizza with bologna or not?
345
00:16:20.740 --> 00:16:22.330
Jen, we already ordered.
346
00:16:22.370 --> 00:16:24.270
Mallory, Scott
needs his strength.
347
00:16:24.300 --> 00:16:27.300
He has Mormons coursing
through his veins.
348
00:16:32.870 --> 00:16:34.300
What?
349
00:16:34.340 --> 00:16:38.400
There will be no talking about
baseball tonight, Scott.
350
00:16:38.700 --> 00:16:41.670
You know what I mean?
351
00:16:41.710 --> 00:16:43.400
Not really.
352
00:16:43.440 --> 00:16:47.200
You'll find tonight that I can
be as soft as the next girl.
353
00:16:47.240 --> 00:16:48.340
Buy you a drink?
354
00:16:50.470 --> 00:16:52.700
Uh,
355
00:16:52.100 --> 00:16:54.940
all right, Jen.
Uh, come here a minute...
356
00:16:54.970 --> 00:16:57.740
No! You're making
a spectacle of yourself.
357
00:16:57.770 --> 00:17:00.540
Hey, listen. I think we
ought to take you home now.
358
00:17:00.570 --> 00:17:02.100
I don't need you
to take me home.
359
00:17:02.140 --> 00:17:03.140
Jennifer...
Stop...
360
00:17:06.000 --> 00:17:07.640
Are you okay, little girl?
361
00:17:07.670 --> 00:17:10.640
I'm fine.
And I'm not a little girl.
362
00:17:10.670 --> 00:17:12.300
Waiter, my bike.
363
00:17:15.600 --> 00:17:16.710
Jen.
364
00:17:17.710 --> 00:17:20.410
Well, Alex,
what do you think?
365
00:17:20.440 --> 00:17:22.140
She a beauty?
366
00:17:22.170 --> 00:17:24.470
She is a beauty, Dad,
367
00:17:24.510 --> 00:17:27.410
although I'd, uh, feel
a little better about her
368
00:17:27.440 --> 00:17:30.310
if we'd, uh, used all
the parts she came with.
369
00:17:31.670 --> 00:17:33.200
How many
are left over?
370
00:17:33.240 --> 00:17:36.110
Well, uh, she came with 22 nuts,
22 bolts.
371
00:17:36.140 --> 00:17:39.510
We used six nuts
and seven bolts.
372
00:17:43.610 --> 00:17:45.470
That's not good.
373
00:17:51.100 --> 00:17:52.640
Jennifer, where have you been?
374
00:17:54.340 --> 00:17:56.920
I- I was upstairs playing
dress-up in my room,
375
00:17:56.960 --> 00:17:59.510
and I heard Mrs. Alpeck
pulling up next door,
376
00:17:59.540 --> 00:18:01.670
so I wanted to say hi to her.
377
00:18:01.710 --> 00:18:04.740
Because I haven't seen her
for such a long time.
378
00:18:04.780 --> 00:18:07.780
So I leaned out my window
and I called to her,
379
00:18:07.810 --> 00:18:09.170
but she didn't hear me.
380
00:18:09.210 --> 00:18:12.100
So I leaned out some more
and I fell out my window.
381
00:18:12.400 --> 00:18:15.610
And I'm coming back in now.
Good night.
382
00:18:15.640 --> 00:18:17.810
Jennifer... Jennifer,
383
00:18:17.840 --> 00:18:21.400
your window
is 20 feet off the ground.
384
00:18:22.310 --> 00:18:25.680
You don't believe me,
do you?
385
00:18:25.710 --> 00:18:28.650
If you'll excuse me,
I'd like to go talk to Mom.
386
00:18:28.680 --> 00:18:30.810
Well, I'm sorry, honey.
Your mom's asleep.
387
00:18:30.850 --> 00:18:32.580
I'm sure you can talk to me.
388
00:18:32.610 --> 00:18:34.510
It's not the same.
389
00:18:34.550 --> 00:18:36.580
Dad, if you'll excuse us,
390
00:18:36.610 --> 00:18:39.240
I think
she needs me right now.
391
00:18:39.280 --> 00:18:40.680
I'll take Dad.
392
00:18:43.510 --> 00:18:46.800
Try and be a good brother,
and they spit on you.
393
00:18:50.710 --> 00:18:53.510
Well, uh, what's...
What's going on?
394
00:18:56.100 --> 00:18:57.650
I made a mistake tonight, Dad.
395
00:18:57.680 --> 00:18:59.650
What did you do?
396
00:18:59.680 --> 00:19:02.480
I walked in on Mallory
and Scott's date at Guido's.
397
00:19:02.520 --> 00:19:05.250
I made such a fool
out of myself.
398
00:19:05.280 --> 00:19:07.880
It happens sometimes.
It just happens.
399
00:19:07.920 --> 00:19:10.450
I wanted Scott
to like me so much.
400
00:19:10.480 --> 00:19:12.580
I thought if he got a good look
at me in this dress,
401
00:19:12.620 --> 00:19:15.380
he'd leave Mallory.
402
00:19:15.410 --> 00:19:17.480
He doesn't know
what he's missing, Dad.
403
00:19:20.380 --> 00:19:23.150
Come on, come on.
404
00:19:23.180 --> 00:19:25.800
You cry. That's good. You cry.
405
00:19:25.830 --> 00:19:28.380
I love you.
What does Scott know?
406
00:19:28.410 --> 00:19:30.820
He knows that he doesn't
want to be with me.
407
00:19:30.850 --> 00:19:31.950
Well, maybe you're too young
408
00:19:31.980 --> 00:19:35.120
to have a romance
with someone like Scott.
409
00:19:35.150 --> 00:19:37.110
I don't want a romance.
410
00:19:37.150 --> 00:19:40.750
All I want is for things to go
back the way they used to be.
411
00:19:40.780 --> 00:19:43.320
Well, I'm afraid
that can't happen, honey.
412
00:19:43.350 --> 00:19:45.850
You and Scott had
a very special relationship
413
00:19:45.890 --> 00:19:47.680
when you were younger.
414
00:19:47.720 --> 00:19:49.800
Things change.
415
00:19:49.120 --> 00:19:51.220
I'm so confused,
Dad.
416
00:19:51.250 --> 00:19:53.620
I don't know the way
I'm supposed to act.
417
00:19:53.650 --> 00:19:56.800
Sometimes I feel
really grown up,
418
00:19:56.120 --> 00:19:58.880
and sometimes I feel
like a little baby.
419
00:19:58.920 --> 00:20:01.800
That's one of the great
things about being 11.
420
00:20:01.120 --> 00:20:04.150
You get to act
any way you want.
421
00:20:04.180 --> 00:20:07.620
You do that at my age,
they put you away.
422
00:20:12.620 --> 00:20:14.590
How did this happen
to Scott?
423
00:20:14.620 --> 00:20:16.520
He grew up
and I didn't.
424
00:20:17.450 --> 00:20:18.950
You grew up too, Jen.
425
00:20:22.450 --> 00:20:24.990
You're growing up
right now.
426
00:20:27.720 --> 00:20:29.890
Hi, Jen.
Hi, Dad.
427
00:20:29.920 --> 00:20:33.850
Oh, uh, hi. Hi, Mallory.
428
00:20:33.890 --> 00:20:37.000
Um, can I be alone with Jen,
Dad?
429
00:20:37.400 --> 00:20:40.120
We have some things
to talk about.
430
00:20:40.160 --> 00:20:41.690
Okay. Ah, no problem.
431
00:20:41.720 --> 00:20:45.220
I was, uh... I was just about
to go into the kitchen, uh,
432
00:20:45.260 --> 00:20:47.190
get me a handful
of trail mix.
433
00:20:49.990 --> 00:20:51.850
Mm.
434
00:20:51.890 --> 00:20:53.790
Love that trail mix.
435
00:20:58.500 --> 00:20:59.620
Hi.
436
00:20:59.660 --> 00:21:02.450
I guess I made a big fool
out of myself, huh?
437
00:21:02.490 --> 00:21:05.900
Ah. No, you didn't.
Hey, I didn't notice anything.
438
00:21:07.990 --> 00:21:10.890
You must think I'm the biggest
jerk in the world.
439
00:21:10.920 --> 00:21:12.220
As long as Alex
is around,
440
00:21:12.260 --> 00:21:14.720
you aren't even the
biggest jerk in this house.
441
00:21:19.520 --> 00:21:20.690
I'm sorry.
442
00:21:20.730 --> 00:21:22.620
I shouldn't have barged in
on your date.
443
00:21:22.660 --> 00:21:25.860
Oh, no, come on. I'm sorry.
444
00:21:25.890 --> 00:21:27.930
I should've been more
sensitive to the way you feel.
445
00:21:27.960 --> 00:21:29.590
You know, I-I knew
you were excited
446
00:21:29.630 --> 00:21:31.190
about Scott coming
and everything.
447
00:21:31.220 --> 00:21:33.390
I should've invited you
to come along with us.
448
00:21:35.160 --> 00:21:36.520
I may only be 11,
449
00:21:36.560 --> 00:21:40.300
but I know how many people
it takes to make a good date.
450
00:21:43.360 --> 00:21:44.630
Mallory?
451
00:21:44.660 --> 00:21:45.890
Huh?
452
00:21:48.560 --> 00:21:50.840
What does it feel like
to go out with boys?
453
00:21:50.880 --> 00:21:53.130
Is it as much fun
as playing soccer with them?
454
00:21:53.160 --> 00:21:54.560
Um...
455
00:21:54.590 --> 00:21:57.340
Well, it's a different
kind of fun.
456
00:21:57.380 --> 00:22:00.900
Just give yourself
a little time, Jen.
457
00:22:00.130 --> 00:22:01.760
You're getting there.
458
00:22:01.800 --> 00:22:04.200
I guess so.
459
00:22:04.600 --> 00:22:05.760
You know, lately
I've been feeling like
460
00:22:05.800 --> 00:22:07.430
we weren't friends anymore.
461
00:22:07.460 --> 00:22:10.600
We don't spend time
together like we used to.
462
00:22:10.100 --> 00:22:13.660
Hey, come on.
We'll always be friends.
463
00:22:13.700 --> 00:22:14.890
It's just that
we're growing up,
464
00:22:14.930 --> 00:22:17.830
and our interests are changing.
You know?
465
00:22:17.860 --> 00:22:20.730
Yeah. I'm not so crazy about it,
though.
466
00:22:22.600 --> 00:22:23.390
Do you want to go
467
00:22:23.430 --> 00:22:25.700
to the Cleveland Indians
game with me tomorrow?
468
00:22:25.730 --> 00:22:27.300
Oh, wow. I'd love to.
469
00:22:27.330 --> 00:22:28.860
What time's kickoff?
470
00:22:32.460 --> 00:22:34.460
Maybe we'll just go
to the movies.
471
00:22:34.500 --> 00:22:36.300
Okay.
472
00:22:36.330 --> 00:22:38.100
Ah.
473
00:22:40.630 --> 00:22:42.330
Hey, you know something?
474
00:22:42.370 --> 00:22:43.660
With any luck,
475
00:22:43.700 --> 00:22:46.100
we'll have a little
baby sister soon,
476
00:22:46.130 --> 00:22:48.330
and we'll start
all over again.
477
00:22:48.370 --> 00:22:51.200
It will be fun, Jen.
478
00:22:51.230 --> 00:22:53.130
Hi, baby.
479
00:22:53.160 --> 00:22:55.330
Hi, little sister.
480
00:22:55.370 --> 00:22:58.630
We have a present for you.
481
00:23:16.170 --> 00:23:18.270
Nice going, Dad.
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