Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:19,842
(Scream)
2
00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,611
(Owl hoots)
3
00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:34,180
WOMAN: I don't care!
Just get out. Go on, get out!
4
00:00:34,218 --> 00:00:36,300
And give me my books back.
5
00:00:36,338 --> 00:00:38,147
(Door slams)
6
00:00:53,378 --> 00:00:55,062
(Engine revs)
7
00:00:55,738 --> 00:00:57,149
(Tyres screech)
8
00:00:58,738 --> 00:01:00,103
(Techno pounds)
9
00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:09,900
(Techno continues)
10
00:01:10,578 --> 00:01:13,184
MALE VOICE: Drifting deeper
into your dreams...
11
00:01:13,578 --> 00:01:15,979
...free yourself of negativity. ..
12
00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:20,109
...and allow only
positive thoughts.
13
00:01:20,138 --> 00:01:21,549
(Snores)
14
00:01:21,578 --> 00:01:24,502
You are a beautiful...
delicate flower.
15
00:01:24,858 --> 00:01:26,906
(Tyres screech)
16
00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:33,660
(Ducks quacking)
17
00:01:34,658 --> 00:01:36,387
(Birdsong)
18
00:01:45,578 --> 00:01:46,943
Oh'
19
00:01:48,418 --> 00:01:49,829
Oh!
20
00:01:49,858 --> 00:01:51,860
My dahlias!
21
00:02:12,858 --> 00:02:14,860
(Hums cheerfully)
22
00:02:16,818 --> 00:02:18,820
(Chuckles)
23
00:02:21,138 --> 00:02:22,947
(Hums)
24
00:02:23,658 --> 00:02:25,660
What'? My fish!
25
00:02:50,858 --> 00:02:52,542
Roy!
26
00:02:52,578 --> 00:02:53,864
Morning.
27
00:02:53,898 --> 00:02:56,981
Have you been urinating
on my thingyamabobbies again'?
28
00:02:57,018 --> 00:02:59,703
Did you not hear the joyriders?
It was like Silverstone.
29
00:02:59,738 --> 00:03:01,820
What's that to do
with my thingyamabobbies'?
30
00:03:01,858 --> 00:03:03,906
I was up half the night.
Got caught short.
31
00:03:03,938 --> 00:03:07,260
- Well, could you not, please?
- Keeps the foxes away.
32
00:03:07,298 --> 00:03:10,222
Roy, it's two days away from my
first open gardens competition,
33
00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:12,067
and I'm not going in
for best urinal.
34
00:03:12,098 --> 00:03:15,307
- What are you going for'?
- I'm going for Zen...
35
00:03:16,418 --> 00:03:19,706
- Obviously!
- Obviously.
36
00:03:23,138 --> 00:03:24,663
Urgh!
37
00:03:28,618 --> 00:03:30,985
So what's with all the sludge
and the Zen gubbins'?
38
00:03:31,018 --> 00:03:32,986
Have you been at
the self-helps again'?
39
00:03:33,018 --> 00:03:34,827
No, I have not!
40
00:03:34,858 --> 00:03:39,898
I'm just trying to detox my life
and be at one with nature.
41
00:03:39,938 --> 00:03:41,940
And...
win the garden competition.
42
00:03:41,978 --> 00:03:44,458
Actually, I am trying
43
00:03:44,498 --> 00:03:47,388
to encourage chi
to flow into my life.
44
00:03:47,418 --> 00:03:49,546
To bring harmony and peace.
45
00:03:50,538 --> 00:03:52,427
It's about wind and water.
46
00:03:52,458 --> 00:03:54,460
After drinking that,
I'm not surprised.
47
00:03:54,498 --> 00:03:57,183
And what about the crabbiness -
is that part of the purge?
48
00:03:57,218 --> 00:04:00,028
You may mock,
but just you watch.
49
00:04:00,058 --> 00:04:02,584
No incomer
has ever won best in show.
50
00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:06,589
My inner peace
will transform my outer garden.
51
00:04:06,618 --> 00:04:07,904
So you do want to win'?
52
00:04:07,938 --> 00:04:09,940
I have to say, though,
a garden designer
53
00:04:09,978 --> 00:04:11,821
and a few grand
would be a better bet.
54
00:04:11,858 --> 00:04:16,546
Spirulina, kale, garlic,
spinach, lemon, two grapes...
55
00:04:16,578 --> 00:04:18,580
Get it in you.
56
00:04:20,618 --> 00:04:22,382
Urgh!
57
00:04:22,418 --> 00:04:24,147
Rank. No!
58
00:04:32,458 --> 00:04:34,142
Criminal, it is.
59
00:04:34,178 --> 00:04:37,022
I'd bring back
national punishment, I would.
60
00:04:37,058 --> 00:04:39,982
Someones been attacking
the gardens, apparently.
61
00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:42,100
- Joyriders from Birmingham.
- (Laughs)
62
00:04:42,138 --> 00:04:45,267
Since when have joyriders been
interested in Carsely's gardens?
63
00:04:45,298 --> 00:04:48,700
Do tell us, Agatha, seeing as
you're our very own Miss Marple.
64
00:04:48,738 --> 00:04:50,706
Are you saying I'm old'?
65
00:04:50,738 --> 00:04:52,661
Would I'?
66
00:04:52,698 --> 00:04:56,066
Maybe you can help us, Agatha.
The vicarage was dug up.
67
00:04:56,098 --> 00:04:57,384
And my dahlias.
68
00:04:57,418 --> 00:04:59,864
Mrs Josephs' dahlias
were ruined.
69
00:04:59,898 --> 00:05:01,582
James's roses decapitated.
70
00:05:01,618 --> 00:05:04,019
Oh,
and Mary's greenhouse smashed.
71
00:05:04,058 --> 00:05:06,220
Seedlings scattered everywhere.
72
00:05:06,258 --> 00:05:07,908
Not to mention
the village green.
73
00:05:07,938 --> 00:05:10,987
And Bernie's garden was trashed.
And his poor goldfish...
74
00:05:11,018 --> 00:05:13,259
- poisoned, they were.
- Mm, such a shame.
75
00:05:13,298 --> 00:05:16,586
I won my very first one
at Carsely Fair five years ago.
76
00:05:16,618 --> 00:05:20,020
What about your garden, Agatha?
Was it vandalised'?
77
00:05:21,138 --> 00:05:22,822
- No.
- Oh, that's strange,
78
00:05:22,858 --> 00:05:26,146
considering you're in the
competition too...supposedly.
79
00:05:26,178 --> 00:05:29,864
Why don't you all just cancel
the whole garden thing?
80
00:05:33,258 --> 00:05:34,942
All right, maybe not.
81
00:05:34,978 --> 00:05:37,504
We cannot be beaten
by acts of vandalism.
82
00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:41,429
And, as chair of the events
committee, the show must go on.
83
00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:43,222
Starting with tomorrow night's
84
00:05:43,258 --> 00:05:45,465
open day launch concert
at The White Horse.
85
00:05:45,498 --> 00:05:47,307
I'm doing cheap cider all night.
86
00:05:47,338 --> 00:05:49,340
- I'll be there.
- Oh, we all will...
87
00:05:49,378 --> 00:05:51,267
to see the star attraction.
88
00:05:51,298 --> 00:05:53,426
The voice of Carsely herself.
89
00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:57,099
Our very own super-talented
Miss Berenice Chilton.
90
00:05:57,138 --> 00:05:58,902
It's just a couple of songs,
Bernie.
91
00:05:58,938 --> 00:06:01,179
No, no, darling,
it's more than that. Much more.
92
00:06:19,058 --> 00:06:20,901
It's them wasters from Bir...
93
00:06:20,938 --> 00:06:22,269
- Birmingham.
- You know'?
94
00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:23,868
What are you
going to do about it'?
95
00:06:23,898 --> 00:06:26,344
Yeah, what are you
going to do about it'?
96
00:06:26,378 --> 00:06:28,949
I've contacted my colleagues
in the Midlands area.
97
00:06:28,978 --> 00:06:30,946
But without a number plate...
98
00:06:30,978 --> 00:06:32,503
Ah...
99
00:06:32,538 --> 00:06:34,506
GY54
100
00:06:34,538 --> 00:06:36,142
WU...
101
00:06:36,178 --> 00:06:37,509
- F.
-E.
102
00:06:37,538 --> 00:06:39,063
- E.
-E.
103
00:06:39,098 --> 00:06:41,021
- E.
- (Mouths)
104
00:06:41,058 --> 00:06:42,423
- E.
-E.
105
00:06:44,578 --> 00:06:46,580
- (Food processor rumbles)
- Oh!
106
00:06:47,978 --> 00:06:49,980
Oh, get in!
107
00:06:51,218 --> 00:06:53,869
(Strains) Ah, get in! Get in!
108
00:06:59,858 --> 00:07:01,860
Mary had a bit of a dig.
109
00:07:10,578 --> 00:07:11,864
(Door slams)
110
00:07:18,218 --> 00:07:20,346
Mary'? Mary!
111
00:07:20,378 --> 00:07:23,063
Quite contrary.
How does your garden grow'?
112
00:07:23,098 --> 00:07:24,782
Very poetic.
113
00:07:24,818 --> 00:07:26,502
Not got your own key'?
114
00:07:26,538 --> 00:07:28,302
Maybe she's round the back.
115
00:07:30,578 --> 00:07:33,343
Is that what you two do, then -
read books to each other?
116
00:07:33,378 --> 00:07:35,665
The Joy Of Juniper'?
117
00:07:35,698 --> 00:07:38,224
- Actually, I'm returning them.
- (Knocks on door)
118
00:07:38,778 --> 00:07:42,385
- Mary?
' (Sighs)
119
00:07:46,698 --> 00:07:48,541
Mary!
120
00:07:54,578 --> 00:07:56,580
(Buzz of conversation)
121
00:08:02,738 --> 00:08:05,423
Are you OK'? (Sighs)
122
00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:07,460
Why would anyone do that'?
123
00:08:07,498 --> 00:08:10,422
L mean,
why kill someone like that'?
124
00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:12,460
Maybe to humiliate them.
125
00:08:13,218 --> 00:08:15,220
How did she die'?
126
00:08:15,258 --> 00:08:18,660
Looks like she was strangled,
possibly with garden wire,
127
00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:20,462
before she was, you know...
128
00:08:20,498 --> 00:08:22,500
planted.
129
00:08:23,498 --> 00:08:25,626
We're going to need
some formal statements,
130
00:08:25,658 --> 00:08:27,547
and no funny business, please.
131
00:08:27,578 --> 00:08:29,979
And no investigating. Clear?
132
00:08:31,858 --> 00:08:33,860
We're aware it must be
133
00:08:33,898 --> 00:08:36,549
particularly difficult
for you at this time.
134
00:08:37,698 --> 00:08:41,225
Actually, Mary and I weren't
seeing each other any more.
135
00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:45,541
She dumped me...last night.
136
00:08:45,578 --> 00:08:47,899
That's why
I was returning her books.
137
00:08:47,938 --> 00:08:49,940
What happened'?
138
00:08:50,858 --> 00:08:54,704
She was worried about
not winning at the open day.
139
00:08:54,738 --> 00:08:58,663
I said that it wasn't really
meant to be a competition and...
140
00:09:00,538 --> 00:09:03,747
I've never seen anything
like it. She went ballistic.
141
00:09:03,778 --> 00:09:05,906
Threw me out of the house
there and then.
142
00:09:05,938 --> 00:09:09,829
I have to ask, can you account
for your movements this morning'?
143
00:09:09,858 --> 00:09:12,099
Oh, come on, Bill!
I came round the corner,
144
00:09:12,138 --> 00:09:14,539
and he was knocking
at the door, shouting her name.
145
00:09:14,578 --> 00:09:17,707
He's not going to do that if
he's planted her out the back.
146
00:09:17,738 --> 00:09:19,661
Well, not unless
he's really strange.
147
00:09:20,418 --> 00:09:22,705
You're not really strange,
are you'?
148
00:09:22,738 --> 00:09:25,184
What time
did you leave here last night?
149
00:09:27,298 --> 00:09:29,585
Erm...midnight-ish.
150
00:09:31,858 --> 00:09:34,589
Actually, there was
someone across the road.
151
00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,427
I didn't think
much of it at the time.
152
00:09:38,658 --> 00:09:40,103
Who'? What did they look like'?
153
00:09:40,138 --> 00:09:42,186
Erm...male.
154
00:09:42,218 --> 00:09:45,461
L couldn't really see his face.
Hands in his pockets.
155
00:09:48,018 --> 00:09:50,020
Turned away,
as soon as I looked.
156
00:09:54,658 --> 00:09:56,342
He was wearing red shoes.
157
00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,502
I think I know what's going on.
158
00:10:19,538 --> 00:10:21,222
I doubt that very much.
159
00:10:21,258 --> 00:10:22,942
It could be anything.
160
00:10:22,978 --> 00:10:25,060
It could be something
to do with Mary's past.
161
00:10:25,098 --> 00:10:27,066
For once, just let the police
do their job.
162
00:10:27,098 --> 00:10:29,783
I would, if I thought they were
capable of doing anything.
163
00:10:29,818 --> 00:10:32,662
But the attack on Mary's garden,
it's not like all the others.
164
00:10:32,698 --> 00:10:34,985
- And the police have missed it.
- What do you mean'?
165
00:10:35,018 --> 00:10:37,988
It didn't affect her chances
of winning the competition.
166
00:10:38,018 --> 00:10:40,498
What are you on about?
Her greenhouse was attacked!
167
00:10:40,538 --> 00:10:42,506
Greenhouse panes
can be fixed overnight,
168
00:10:42,538 --> 00:10:44,745
and her seedlings
weren't part of the exhibit.
169
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:47,179
The rest of her garden
still looks stunning.
170
00:10:47,218 --> 00:10:50,347
- L really can't do this.
- Oh, James, all I'm saying is
171
00:10:50,378 --> 00:10:53,188
that we need talk to everyone
whose garden was assaulted,
172
00:10:53,218 --> 00:10:55,027
and that obviously includes you.
173
00:10:55,058 --> 00:10:58,426
You, most of all.
- Why me, most of all?
174
00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,948
Because you were the one who...
175
00:10:59,978 --> 00:11:02,709
You know, because you were the
one who was intimate with her.
176
00:11:02,738 --> 00:11:05,264
Therefore, you would know Mary
better than anyone else.
177
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,868
If we can figure out
who Mary was,
178
00:11:06,898 --> 00:11:08,582
we can figure out
why she was killed.
179
00:11:08,618 --> 00:11:10,746
If we know that,
we can find out who killed her.
180
00:11:10,778 --> 00:11:12,382
No! Stop!
181
00:11:15,618 --> 00:11:17,347
' (Sighs)
* Aw!
182
00:11:17,378 --> 00:11:19,142
Nice to see you two getting on.
183
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,862
Here you go...
184
00:11:20,898 --> 00:11:24,141
for your blood sugar levels,
before you kill someone.
185
00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:35,540
If you'd left that hole,
you could have won
186
00:11:35,578 --> 00:11:37,785
for the holiest garden
in the competition!
187
00:11:37,818 --> 00:11:39,786
Did you want something, Agatha?
188
00:11:39,818 --> 00:11:42,708
Just to talk about Mary. But
if news not a good time, I...
189
00:11:42,738 --> 00:11:44,945
What do you want to know'?
190
00:11:44,978 --> 00:11:46,980
Well, you know, just...
191
00:11:48,578 --> 00:11:50,262
What did you know about her'?
192
00:11:50,298 --> 00:11:53,108
- Were you close to her'?
- Not very.
193
00:11:54,498 --> 00:11:57,229
Well, you know, the truth is
we weren't close at all.
194
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,226
She was a horror to me
with her remarks.
195
00:11:59,258 --> 00:12:01,499
Said it was a pity
I'd let myself go.
196
00:12:01,538 --> 00:12:03,540
But she wouldn't say it
in front of people.
197
00:12:03,578 --> 00:12:05,819
Oh, no, she was
sweetness and light then.
198
00:12:06,818 --> 00:12:09,503
Just constantly criticising me.
199
00:12:09,538 --> 00:12:11,267
"Have you not been
to the States?
200
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,949
You're such a country girl,
Sarah."
201
00:12:13,978 --> 00:12:15,742
Oh, good riddance!
202
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:22,743
Sorry. Sorry. You must think
I'm a despicable human being.
203
00:12:22,778 --> 00:12:25,588
No. No. No. Not at all.
204
00:12:27,058 --> 00:12:28,981
That stampings a bit weird,
though.
205
00:12:29,738 --> 00:12:32,105
(Hedge trimmer whirs)
206
00:12:32,138 --> 00:12:34,266
I couldn't stand the woman.
207
00:12:34,298 --> 00:12:37,302
Really? What was it about her
that annoyed you'?
208
00:12:39,138 --> 00:12:41,948
The stupid cow
told me I was too old.
209
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:44,060
Too old to run
the Ladies' Society.
210
00:12:44,098 --> 00:12:45,827
Too old to do yoga.
211
00:12:45,858 --> 00:12:48,464
Too old - get this -
212
00:12:48,498 --> 00:12:50,307
too old to look after myself.
213
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,906
(Hedge trimmer whirs)
214
00:12:55,418 --> 00:12:57,546
My hat!
215
00:13:00,098 --> 00:13:02,988
Ah, launch concert tomorrow...
216
00:13:03,018 --> 00:13:05,020
- Not interested.
- Another time.
217
00:13:06,658 --> 00:13:09,138
Mary clearly knew
how to press people's buttons
218
00:13:09,178 --> 00:13:10,862
and touch a nerve.
219
00:13:10,898 --> 00:13:12,582
A bit cold, if you ask me,
220
00:13:12,618 --> 00:13:14,347
and it was like
she was always acting.
221
00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,380
You know, no warmth, no emotion.
222
00:13:16,418 --> 00:13:19,024
- There we go. Enjoy! (Chuckles)
- Thanks.
223
00:13:19,058 --> 00:13:21,140
Right, where now'?
224
00:13:21,178 --> 00:13:24,307
Oh, hey, Bernie. I'm sorry about
what happened to your fish.
225
00:13:24,338 --> 00:13:26,386
Oh, thank you. Me too.
226
00:13:26,418 --> 00:13:28,546
But, at the end of the day,
they're only fish.
227
00:13:28,578 --> 00:13:30,660
Can I ask you something, Bernie'?
228
00:13:30,698 --> 00:13:33,178
Was Mary ever nasty to you'?
229
00:13:34,178 --> 00:13:37,182
I mean, did she ever say
anything untoward about you...
230
00:13:37,218 --> 00:13:39,061
or your fish'?
231
00:13:39,098 --> 00:13:41,180
I can't say she was.
232
00:13:41,218 --> 00:13:43,346
She was always
sweetness and light to me.
233
00:13:43,378 --> 00:13:45,187
We used to talk music.
234
00:13:45,218 --> 00:13:46,902
- Music?
- Yeah.
235
00:13:46,938 --> 00:13:49,942
Well, must press on -
leaflets to distribute,
236
00:13:49,978 --> 00:13:51,742
for the open day launch concert
237
00:13:51,778 --> 00:13:54,384
I think it's great
what you're doing for Berenice.
238
00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:57,388
It's never too late
to follow your dream.
239
00:13:57,418 --> 00:13:59,466
Here... You must come.
240
00:13:59,498 --> 00:14:01,580
It's your kind of thing.
241
00:14:03,698 --> 00:14:06,588
Well, she obviously wasn't nasty
to Bernie, then, was she'?
242
00:14:06,618 --> 00:14:08,666
You know Mary tried
to get the gig cancelled?
243
00:14:08,698 --> 00:14:11,065
- No, I did not'? Why'?
- Noise pollution.
244
00:14:11,098 --> 00:14:13,783
Well, she lived opposite,
didn't she'?
245
00:14:13,818 --> 00:14:16,219
That explains why she tried
to rip the leaflet down.
246
00:14:16,258 --> 00:14:17,908
Seems a bit OTT, though.
247
00:14:18,138 --> 00:14:21,859
Oh, hey, Columbo.
What have you got for us, then'?
248
00:14:21,898 --> 00:14:24,629
Death confirmed
as strangulation,
249
00:14:24,658 --> 00:14:26,467
but not with garden wire.
250
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:29,263
- Something metal, but thinner.
- Hm...
251
00:14:29,298 --> 00:14:32,745
But I'd better go. I have
to meet Mary's next of kin.
252
00:14:32,778 --> 00:14:34,587
Her daughter Beth.
253
00:14:34,618 --> 00:14:36,507
Since when did Mary
have a daughter?
254
00:14:37,218 --> 00:14:39,220
Oh.
255
00:14:39,258 --> 00:14:42,705
Student at Oxford. Something
of a socialite, by all accounts.
256
00:14:48,738 --> 00:14:50,547
Right...
257
00:14:57,658 --> 00:14:59,660
(Phone ringtone)
258
00:15:03,298 --> 00:15:05,869
- Aggie, how are you doing'?
- Roy, shut up and listen.
259
00:15:05,898 --> 00:15:07,388
Grumpiness kicked in, then.
260
00:15:07,418 --> 00:15:10,706
Next you'll be barking an order
at me to do something for you.
261
00:15:10,738 --> 00:15:13,139
I'm actually phoning
with some insider knowledge
262
00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:16,546
and a potential client, but if
you're going to be like that...
263
00:15:16,578 --> 00:15:18,182
Whoa, whoa! I was just teasing.
264
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,300
Check out Oxford it-girl...
265
00:15:20,338 --> 00:15:22,386
Beth Fortune.
266
00:15:38,498 --> 00:15:39,829
Red shoes.
267
00:15:39,858 --> 00:15:41,860
- It's him!
- What?
268
00:15:41,898 --> 00:15:43,866
Watch out, Bill!
269
00:15:43,898 --> 00:15:46,344
He's got a gun.
Quick, get it off him!
270
00:15:49,018 --> 00:15:52,500
Get off me! What are you doing'?
271
00:15:54,178 --> 00:15:56,465
Come on!
272
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,182
Jonah, what are you doing here'?
273
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:01,267
- You know him'?
- Yeah, I do. He was my fianc?.
274
00:16:06,898 --> 00:16:09,663
- Who the hell are you'?
- Neighbourhood watch.
275
00:16:12,378 --> 00:16:15,222
No, I didn't have anything
to do with Mrs Fortune's death.
276
00:16:15,258 --> 00:16:16,987
And, no, I didn't see anything,
277
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,827
and, no,
I've got nothing more to add.
278
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:22,339
Then, if you don't mind,
I'd really like some time
279
00:16:22,378 --> 00:16:25,188
to grieve...alone.
280
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:28,904
OK, that's all for now,
but I may need...
281
00:16:28,938 --> 00:16:32,420
Everything you need is on here:
mobile, social media, biog.
282
00:16:34,338 --> 00:16:36,420
Camper van
out by the water tower.
283
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,500
Thank you.
284
00:16:44,818 --> 00:16:47,105
(Door opens and closes)
285
00:16:47,698 --> 00:16:50,349
Who badly wanted
to win the garden competition?
286
00:16:50,378 --> 00:16:54,269
And whose garden,
technically, wasn't sabotaged?
287
00:16:54,298 --> 00:16:55,584
MEW-
288
00:16:55,618 --> 00:16:57,461
So you think
she sabotaged the gardens,
289
00:16:57,498 --> 00:16:59,227
so she could win
the competition?
290
00:16:59,258 --> 00:17:00,987
Correct. And then...
291
00:17:01,018 --> 00:17:05,387
one of
her green-fingered rivals -
292
00:17:05,418 --> 00:17:08,979
fish, bash, bush -
293
00:17:09,018 --> 00:17:10,907
murdered her in revenge.
294
00:17:10,938 --> 00:17:13,384
Yeah, but trees and plants
is one thing - isn't it'? -
295
00:17:13,418 --> 00:17:15,420
but why would she
kill Bernie's fish'?
296
00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:18,541
Well, maybe because his pond
was his gardens crowning glory
297
00:17:18,578 --> 00:17:20,660
or because she was crackers.
298
00:17:20,698 --> 00:17:22,427
Because she was crackers?
299
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,665
Well, I don't know.
I need to talk to James.
300
00:17:24,698 --> 00:17:28,259
Because he was the one
who was closest to her.
301
00:17:28,978 --> 00:17:31,345
I need to find out what was
going on inside his head,
302
00:17:31,378 --> 00:17:33,062
her head, anyone's head...
303
00:17:33,098 --> 00:17:36,466
And what about
the daughter and the boyf...
304
00:17:36,498 --> 00:17:38,182
do we rule them out'?
305
00:17:38,218 --> 00:17:40,107
Au contraire.
306
00:17:40,138 --> 00:17:42,709
We rule no-one out,
me and you notwithstanding.
307
00:17:44,978 --> 00:17:46,821
Then there's the joyriders.
308
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,747
How do they fit in'?
309
00:17:48,778 --> 00:17:50,507
No idea.
310
00:17:50,538 --> 00:17:52,540
But do you know
what's really annoying'?
311
00:17:52,578 --> 00:17:54,262
I've run out of melons.
312
00:17:57,178 --> 00:17:58,907
(Laptop bleeps)
313
00:17:58,938 --> 00:18:00,667
At last.
314
00:18:00,698 --> 00:18:02,621
Tell me about Beth Fortune.
315
00:18:02,658 --> 00:18:05,628
Usual, really.
Beautiful spoilt brat.
316
00:18:05,658 --> 00:18:07,387
Boarding school.
American father.
317
00:18:07,418 --> 00:18:09,102
Lives off Daddy's allowance.
318
00:18:09,138 --> 00:18:11,061
Hangs out at
all the fashionable clubs,
319
00:18:11,098 --> 00:18:13,624
goes to the exclusive parties.
320
00:18:13,658 --> 00:18:16,104
- ls that it'? No din?
- No.
321
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,186
Now, about this PR job...
322
00:18:18,218 --> 00:18:20,380
She's going to need
some very good PR.
323
00:18:20,418 --> 00:18:23,103
Think column inches,
think double-page spreads,
324
00:18:23,138 --> 00:18:25,618
think viral,
think Beth Fortune...
325
00:18:25,658 --> 00:18:28,502
- possible murderer.
- What?
326
00:18:28,538 --> 00:18:30,540
(Tyres screech)
327
00:18:32,618 --> 00:18:34,620
(Techno pounds)
328
00:18:34,658 --> 00:18:36,740
(Thud, smashing)
329
00:18:36,778 --> 00:18:39,145
(Car accelerates)
330
00:18:39,178 --> 00:18:42,785
Melt away
to be replaced by peace,
331
00:18:42,818 --> 00:18:44,627
harmony...
332
00:18:45,418 --> 00:18:47,898
James, I need to talk to you
about Mary.
333
00:18:47,938 --> 00:18:49,702
Can't it wait'?
334
00:18:49,738 --> 00:18:52,344
- It'll have to, I'm afraid.
- Excuse me'?
335
00:18:52,378 --> 00:18:54,221
I have to talk to James
about my mother,
336
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,783
in private,
337
00:18:55,818 --> 00:18:58,549
without some rugby player
hanging around.
338
00:18:58,578 --> 00:19:01,058
What gives you the right
to talk to him before me'?
339
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,021
I think
I deserve an explanation.
340
00:19:03,818 --> 00:19:05,900
After all,
he was going to marry my mother.
341
00:19:08,858 --> 00:19:11,145
(Sighs) You'd better come in.
342
00:19:20,138 --> 00:19:21,981
Hello.
343
00:19:22,018 --> 00:19:24,020
Everything all right'?
344
00:19:24,058 --> 00:19:26,868
Does this face look like
everything is all right'?
345
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,506
Interesting look
you're going for.
346
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,302
What exactly...
347
00:19:34,338 --> 00:19:36,227
- Zen.
- Zen.
348
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,101
(Church bell chimes)
349
00:19:38,938 --> 00:19:41,748
- I could give you...
- Bill, I'm fine.
350
00:19:41,778 --> 00:19:44,987
- What do you want'?
- Nothing. Just catching up.
351
00:19:45,858 --> 00:19:48,384
The joyriders were out
in force again last night.
352
00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:50,989
- Uh-huh.
- One of the bins got hit.
353
00:19:51,018 --> 00:19:53,749
Found a bit of yellow paint,
so at least we've got a lead.
354
00:19:53,778 --> 00:19:55,462
I thought
you already had a lead -
355
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,182
some address in Birmingham.
356
00:19:57,218 --> 00:19:58,902
Drew a blank.
357
00:19:58,938 --> 00:20:01,942
Turns out the car was registered
to someone with an alibi
358
00:20:01,978 --> 00:20:05,266
and there was footage
of their red car
359
00:20:05,298 --> 00:20:07,904
in the drive all night, so...
360
00:20:07,938 --> 00:20:10,066
the Boggles
must have remembered it wrong.
361
00:20:10,098 --> 00:20:12,749
- The Boggles'?
- Gave the registration number.
362
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,906
So as well as getting
registration numbers,
363
00:20:14,938 --> 00:20:16,463
did they see anything else,
364
00:20:16,498 --> 00:20:19,661
like maybe what happened
to mad, marrying Mary Fortune'?
365
00:20:19,698 --> 00:20:23,544
No, but I did do some digging
on her marriage, actually.
366
00:20:23,578 --> 00:20:25,307
Barry Fortune.
367
00:20:25,338 --> 00:20:27,022
American real estate.
368
00:20:27,058 --> 00:20:28,947
You know,
Mary started out as a singer.
369
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,742
A singer?
370
00:20:30,778 --> 00:20:32,780
Sacrificed her career
to get married.
371
00:20:32,818 --> 00:20:35,424
And when her husband
filed for divorce...
372
00:20:36,498 --> 00:20:38,341
...she tried to commit suicide.
373
00:20:42,178 --> 00:20:44,784
Whatever you're plotting,
forget it.
374
00:20:44,818 --> 00:20:47,185
Not plotting, just thinking.
375
00:20:49,338 --> 00:20:51,340
You did search Mary's house,
didn't you'?
376
00:20:51,378 --> 00:20:53,824
Yes, Agatha,
we searched the house.
377
00:20:53,858 --> 00:20:55,906
We found nothing significant.
378
00:20:57,938 --> 00:20:59,622
That's because you're men.
379
00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:01,342
Men can't see for looking.
380
00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:15,347
Hard at it already?
381
00:21:15,378 --> 00:21:17,699
Well, I haven't got much time.
382
00:21:17,738 --> 00:21:20,742
I'm turning my dahlia bed
into hardy perennials,
383
00:21:20,778 --> 00:21:23,145
and hoping
the judges won't mark me down.
384
00:21:24,018 --> 00:21:26,259
What are you doing'?
385
00:21:27,258 --> 00:21:28,783
Begonias.
386
00:21:28,818 --> 00:21:30,820
Begonias?
387
00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:33,940
Very . . shrewd.
388
00:21:38,418 --> 00:21:39,943
BOTH: Morning, Agatha.
389
00:21:39,978 --> 00:21:41,662
Morning.
390
00:21:45,498 --> 00:21:47,500
- You all right, Agatha?
- Bad back.
391
00:21:48,378 --> 00:21:50,267
I'm just not sure I can do it,
Bernie.
392
00:21:50,298 --> 00:21:52,904
I gave up on music years ago.
393
00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:55,862
- What if I can't out it'?
- No, you'll be fine.
394
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,627
Tonight's only the beginning.
395
00:21:57,658 --> 00:21:59,820
You're gonna knock 'em dead.
396
00:22:03,098 --> 00:22:04,827
Oh!
397
00:22:04,858 --> 00:22:06,860
(Donkey brays)
398
00:22:19,418 --> 00:22:21,102
(Groans)
399
00:22:47,258 --> 00:22:48,589
Argh!
400
00:22:48,618 --> 00:22:50,427
(Groans)
401
00:23:11,818 --> 00:23:13,502
Bingo!
402
00:24:37,658 --> 00:24:39,342
Hello'?
403
00:24:47,538 --> 00:24:49,302
Hello'?
404
00:24:53,618 --> 00:24:55,302
Hello'?
405
00:25:06,898 --> 00:25:08,900
- (Screams)
- Ahhh!
406
00:25:09,898 --> 00:25:11,548
I come in peace.
407
00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:13,580
I just want to talk about Beth.
408
00:25:16,858 --> 00:25:19,020
We had something special,
you know'?
409
00:25:20,498 --> 00:25:22,227
And then she finished it.
410
00:25:23,498 --> 00:25:25,500
What did Beth's mother
make of you'?
411
00:25:25,538 --> 00:25:27,222
How did you get on with her'?
412
00:25:27,258 --> 00:25:29,181
Never met her.
413
00:25:29,218 --> 00:25:32,108
Beth and her
didn't really see each other.
414
00:25:32,138 --> 00:25:33,902
Well, that's a bit odd,
415
00:25:33,938 --> 00:25:36,384
considering
you live quite nearby, isn't it'?
416
00:25:36,418 --> 00:25:38,864
And Beth's got her speedy,
soft-top set of wheels.
417
00:25:38,898 --> 00:25:41,219
Get that from
her daddy's allowance, did she'?
418
00:25:41,258 --> 00:25:44,341
- Yeah, until he pulled it.
- When and why did he do that'?
419
00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:47,188
A few weeks back.
Just after Beth told him
420
00:25:47,218 --> 00:25:49,107
she wanted to be a blogger,
not a lawyer.
421
00:25:49,138 --> 00:25:50,708
Oh.
422
00:25:50,738 --> 00:25:52,581
So what did she intend
to do for money'?
423
00:25:52,618 --> 00:25:54,382
No offence,
but you don't strike me
424
00:25:54,418 --> 00:25:56,147
as a daddy's boy
with a trust fund.
425
00:25:56,178 --> 00:25:58,419
- (Chuckles)
- No way.
426
00:25:58,458 --> 00:26:01,029
I'm knee-deep in a student loan.
427
00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:04,267
But there was
an inheritance thing
428
00:26:04,298 --> 00:26:06,585
her mother was going to give her
when she hit 21.
429
00:26:06,618 --> 00:26:09,588
- Was there, now'?
- With conditions attached.
430
00:26:09,618 --> 00:26:11,507
What son of conditions?
431
00:26:11,538 --> 00:26:14,428
Approval of lifestyle choices
perhaps?
432
00:26:15,538 --> 00:26:17,222
Like boyfriends?
433
00:26:17,258 --> 00:26:19,784
Not sure, to be honest.
434
00:26:19,818 --> 00:26:21,582
And when does Beth turn 21'?
435
00:26:22,818 --> 00:26:24,707
Next week.
436
00:26:47,378 --> 00:26:49,346
Can we talk'?
437
00:26:50,178 --> 00:26:52,306
So, er...
438
00:26:52,338 --> 00:26:54,739
you were going to get married,
were you'?
439
00:26:54,778 --> 00:26:56,860
It's news to me.
440
00:26:56,898 --> 00:27:00,698
Like I just told Beth,
marriage was never mentioned.
441
00:27:00,738 --> 00:27:03,025
I can't see why
Mary would have said that.
442
00:27:04,298 --> 00:27:07,142
To be honest, we'd barely
scratched the surface, really.
443
00:27:07,178 --> 00:27:10,022
- Oh, is that what they call it'?
- I'm serious.
444
00:27:10,058 --> 00:27:13,699
We connected over
history and gardening.
445
00:27:13,738 --> 00:27:15,422
- So...
- Don't.
446
00:27:15,458 --> 00:27:17,745
She came across very strongly
at the beginning
447
00:27:17,778 --> 00:27:20,782
and gave the impression that she
only wanted to have a good time.
448
00:27:20,818 --> 00:27:22,502
Thank you.
449
00:27:22,538 --> 00:27:24,779
But then she'd suddenly
be very proprietorial.
450
00:27:24,818 --> 00:27:26,980
Don't you just hate that'?
451
00:27:27,018 --> 00:27:29,419
All charm and warmth one minute,
452
00:27:29,458 --> 00:27:32,268
- catty the next.
- Oh, really?
453
00:27:32,298 --> 00:27:34,221
Thought
that was just a girl thing.
454
00:27:34,258 --> 00:27:36,147
When she dumped me...
455
00:27:36,178 --> 00:27:38,624
she was brutal.
456
00:27:38,658 --> 00:27:40,706
Never heard insults like it.
457
00:27:40,738 --> 00:27:42,786
- Really personal.
- Like what'?
458
00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:46,508
Oh, you're not talking
about sex, are you'?
459
00:27:46,538 --> 00:27:48,302
No, that bit was fine...
460
00:27:48,338 --> 00:27:50,579
She said I was unpredictable,
461
00:27:50,618 --> 00:27:52,700
demanding
and really manipulative.
462
00:27:52,738 --> 00:27:54,263
Are we talking about sex now'?
463
00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:56,949
- Does it matter, Agatha?
- No. No.
464
00:27:56,978 --> 00:27:59,663
I mean, she was hardly...
465
00:27:59,698 --> 00:28:02,144
I don't want to speak
ill of the dead.
466
00:28:02,178 --> 00:28:04,180
Well...
467
00:28:04,218 --> 00:28:07,108
I am prepared to make
an exception just this once.
468
00:28:09,338 --> 00:28:11,579
She was cold. Detached.
469
00:28:11,618 --> 00:28:13,302
- There was no...
- Warmth?
470
00:28:13,338 --> 00:28:16,308
- No warmth or emotion there?
- Exactly.
471
00:28:16,338 --> 00:28:19,945
Did you know she tried to commit
suicide when her marriage ended'?
472
00:28:19,978 --> 00:28:21,867
Oh, God, how awful.
473
00:28:21,898 --> 00:28:23,582
I had no idea.
474
00:28:23,618 --> 00:28:25,825
And that she was
on anti-depressants'?
475
00:28:25,858 --> 00:28:28,509
Mary never mentioned anything.
476
00:28:29,378 --> 00:28:32,507
It's like Beth.
She barely mentioned her at all,
477
00:28:32,538 --> 00:28:34,939
and yet she said that
she moved here to be near her.
478
00:28:34,978 --> 00:28:36,867
Her boyfriend said
they weren't close.
479
00:28:36,898 --> 00:28:39,947
And yet, clearly, there was
some money thing going on.
480
00:28:39,978 --> 00:28:42,106
How did Beth seem to you'?
481
00:28:42,138 --> 00:28:44,220
Insecure, covers it with front.
482
00:28:44,258 --> 00:28:45,942
Gets that from her mother maybe.
483
00:28:45,978 --> 00:28:47,821
Mary clearly had her issues.
484
00:28:47,858 --> 00:28:50,623
(Bitter laugh)
So perfect on the surface,
485
00:28:50,658 --> 00:28:52,660
and yet, underneath,
486
00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:54,780
she was just as messed up
as the rest of us.
487
00:28:58,018 --> 00:29:00,305
I feel ashamed
I didn't know her better.
488
00:29:01,538 --> 00:29:03,222
I should have.
489
00:29:03,258 --> 00:29:05,864
Her death wasn't your fault.
490
00:29:07,218 --> 00:29:08,788
(Sighs)
491
00:29:16,258 --> 00:29:19,740
So many lessons
that I have learnt
492
00:29:19,778 --> 00:29:23,260
They leave an impression
in time to return
493
00:29:24,138 --> 00:29:26,425
I Walked the wilderness
494
00:29:26,458 --> 00:29:31,498
And found my way back home
495
00:29:34,658 --> 00:29:37,707
Bravo. Bravo. Bravo. Bravo.
496
00:29:37,738 --> 00:29:39,422
Thank you.
497
00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:41,062
I'm going to take a short break.
498
00:29:41,098 --> 00:29:43,863
- I'll be back in a while.
- (Wolf-whistles)
499
00:29:45,538 --> 00:29:48,747
Bernie'll give himself a heart
attack, if he's not careful.
500
00:29:48,778 --> 00:29:51,907
How could that Mary say that
that was noise pollution'?
501
00:29:51,938 --> 00:29:54,623
But it was OK for her to blast
out classical music all day.
502
00:29:54,658 --> 00:29:56,626
I know.
It's ridiculous, isn't it'?
503
00:29:56,658 --> 00:29:59,662
And she said Berenice had a
voice like a strangled parakeet.
504
00:29:59,698 --> 00:30:02,224
- I mean...
- That sounds like Mary.
505
00:30:03,378 --> 00:30:06,746
You know, Mary used to be
a singer herself, apparently.
506
00:30:06,778 --> 00:30:08,940
Why did she do her nut, then,
about the gig here
507
00:30:08,978 --> 00:30:11,549
and apply to the council
for the noise abatement thing'?
508
00:30:11,578 --> 00:30:13,819
The woman was a total loon.
509
00:30:15,058 --> 00:30:16,822
God rest her soul, obviously.
510
00:30:18,098 --> 00:30:19,782
Same again'?
511
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,820
- Yeah.
- Please.
512
00:30:25,058 --> 00:30:27,823
Prefer acid techno myself.
513
00:30:27,858 --> 00:30:29,747
(Hums beat)
514
00:30:29,778 --> 00:30:31,940
How did you hear about
Mary complaining'?
515
00:30:31,978 --> 00:30:33,787
Oh, er...Mick told me.
516
00:30:33,818 --> 00:30:36,583
Mind out of the way -
Buggies coming through.
517
00:30:36,618 --> 00:30:38,620
Mind your backs.
518
00:30:40,418 --> 00:30:42,420
Spitting mad, he was.
519
00:30:43,418 --> 00:30:46,308
- Mad enough to kill her'?
- Mick'? You're joking.
520
00:30:46,338 --> 00:30:48,909
Well, it's possible, isn't it'?
He's got a motive,
521
00:30:48,938 --> 00:30:51,862
and you know what
neighbourhood disputes are like.
522
00:30:51,898 --> 00:30:54,742
- We can't rule him out.
- Yeah, we can.
523
00:30:54,778 --> 00:30:57,145
- The timeline doesn't match.
- Why not'?
524
00:30:57,178 --> 00:30:59,579
So Mary was killed at eleven-ish,
right'?
525
00:30:59,618 --> 00:31:01,780
After I saw you
at the food market.
526
00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:05,186
I'd dropped Kyra off at her
friend Bella's house by then.
527
00:31:05,218 --> 00:31:07,346
So...
528
00:31:07,378 --> 00:31:09,346
by eleven-ish...
529
00:31:09,378 --> 00:31:11,585
- I was upstairs shagging him.
- What?
530
00:31:12,578 --> 00:31:14,421
I thought
you held a candle for Bill.
531
00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:16,187
There's only
so much candle holding
532
00:31:16,218 --> 00:31:17,947
a woman can do, isn't there?
533
00:31:17,978 --> 00:31:20,424
Am I the only person
in this village not getting any'?
534
00:31:20,458 --> 00:31:22,347
Just because
you're not getting any
535
00:31:22,378 --> 00:31:24,949
doesn't mean the rest of us
have to act like nuns.
536
00:31:24,978 --> 00:31:27,026
Anyway, he's fit.
537
00:31:27,058 --> 00:31:28,947
If you like that sort of thing.
538
00:31:28,978 --> 00:31:30,980
Oh,
but don't mention it to Bill.
539
00:31:31,018 --> 00:31:33,669
I wouldn't want him
to think that I put it about.
540
00:31:33,698 --> 00:31:35,700
MICK: And another one, yeah'?
541
00:31:49,698 --> 00:31:51,143
Look.
542
00:31:51,178 --> 00:31:52,987
Gemma, look.
What are they doing'?
543
00:31:53,018 --> 00:31:55,464
You are rusty, aren't you'?
544
00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:59,581
- But she dumped him.
- Could've fooled me.
545
00:31:59,618 --> 00:32:01,541
Well, that's exactly
what she's done.
546
00:32:01,578 --> 00:32:03,068
She's fooled everyone.
547
00:32:05,538 --> 00:32:07,825
I'm sorry, what is your problem'?
548
00:32:08,898 --> 00:32:11,663
It's called a kiss.
It's a young person's thing.
549
00:32:11,698 --> 00:32:15,145
Oh, you think you're so smart,
don't you'?
550
00:32:16,538 --> 00:32:19,667
Well, you see, Beth here,
she's played everyone.
551
00:32:21,818 --> 00:32:25,106
Your mother's murder
was all about money, wasn't it'?
552
00:32:25,138 --> 00:32:28,221
Daddy pulled your allowance,
but that wasn't a problem
553
00:32:28,258 --> 00:32:31,023
because you were about to get
a load more from your mother.
554
00:32:31,058 --> 00:32:33,459
But there were
certain conditions.
555
00:32:33,498 --> 00:32:37,025
Maybe that any suitors
needed Mother's approval...
556
00:32:37,858 --> 00:32:39,542
That why
she had this one followed'?
557
00:32:39,578 --> 00:32:41,228
What are you talking about?
558
00:32:41,258 --> 00:32:43,306
I didn't care what she thought.
559
00:32:43,338 --> 00:32:45,340
Really?
560
00:32:45,378 --> 00:32:47,745
I think you murdered your mother
561
00:32:47,778 --> 00:32:51,669
and did it in such a way that it
pointed the finger of suspicion
562
00:32:51,698 --> 00:32:54,065
at all
her green-fingered friends.
563
00:32:54,098 --> 00:32:55,862
So that you could get
your hands on
564
00:32:55,898 --> 00:32:58,583
not just
your 21 st birthday money,
565
00:32:58,618 --> 00:33:00,985
but every penny
that your mother owned.
566
00:33:01,018 --> 00:33:04,420
And new, free and liberated
from all her tyranny,
567
00:33:04,458 --> 00:33:09,305
you hurl yourself back into
his big, bulging biceps.
568
00:33:13,538 --> 00:33:15,063
(Crunches)
569
00:33:24,298 --> 00:33:26,221
No takers, then'?
570
00:33:30,618 --> 00:33:32,427
Beth came to see me
this morning.
571
00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:34,506
She'd just been to see
her mother's lawyers
572
00:33:34,538 --> 00:33:36,859
and very kindly
asked for her entire inheritance
573
00:33:36,898 --> 00:33:38,627
to be donated
to the village appeal.
574
00:33:38,658 --> 00:33:40,945
A� of W?
575
00:33:43,058 --> 00:33:45,709
Not really a huge fan
of materialism, to be honest.
576
00:33:45,738 --> 00:33:48,344
Plus, sadly, me and my mum
were never that close.
577
00:33:48,378 --> 00:33:51,143
So it would just seem wrong
taking her money now.
578
00:33:52,858 --> 00:33:54,860
So how come she took you back'?
579
00:33:54,898 --> 00:33:56,946
I promised
to stop shagging about.
580
00:33:56,978 --> 00:33:58,662
Yeah.
581
00:34:11,818 --> 00:34:14,549
I mean, how was I supposed
to know that Beth was a saint?
582
00:34:14,578 --> 00:34:16,706
What is wrong
with young people these days'?
583
00:34:16,738 --> 00:34:19,059
Don't they want to milk
their parents for money'?
584
00:34:19,098 --> 00:34:21,260
Think we should go in'?
Second half now.
585
00:34:21,298 --> 00:34:23,221
(indistinct conversation)
586
00:34:23,258 --> 00:34:26,819
Hang on a sec. What did Bill say
about how Mary was killed?
587
00:34:26,858 --> 00:34:28,701
Er...that it wasn't garden wire.
588
00:34:28,738 --> 00:34:30,740
It was metal, but thinner.
589
00:34:31,538 --> 00:34:33,381
Like a guitar string?
590
00:34:33,418 --> 00:34:36,388
Maybe it's not just
the notes she strangles.
591
00:34:44,738 --> 00:34:47,742
You disappeared. You went out
the back and never came back.
592
00:34:47,778 --> 00:34:50,224
- I was really scared.
- You could've done an encore.
593
00:34:50,258 --> 00:34:52,260
- Another six songs.
- No!
594
00:34:57,938 --> 00:34:59,940
(Owl hoots)
595
00:35:03,618 --> 00:35:05,620
(indistinct conversation)
596
00:35:07,578 --> 00:35:09,785
- Have a good night's sleep.
- Thanks, Bernie.
597
00:35:09,818 --> 00:35:11,661
Marvellous.
Absolutely marvellous.
598
00:35:11,698 --> 00:35:13,348
- Night-night.
- Night.
599
00:35:13,378 --> 00:35:16,188
(Siren wails)
600
00:35:16,218 --> 00:35:18,220
(Techno pounds)
601
00:35:18,258 --> 00:35:20,704
Suspects heading south
down Carsely Lane.
602
00:35:20,738 --> 00:35:22,661
Very fast.
603
00:35:22,698 --> 00:35:25,349
Whoa! Very fast indeed.
604
00:35:31,458 --> 00:35:32,869
Someone's coming.
605
00:36:01,298 --> 00:36:03,426
No-one two-times me,
you loser!
606
00:36:03,458 --> 00:36:05,062
Mick'?
607
00:36:05,098 --> 00:36:07,021
Never mind him,
just you tell me one thing.
608
00:36:07,058 --> 00:36:09,425
How did you feel when Mary
tried to cancel your gig'?
609
00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:11,665
- Did she'?
- She doesn't know.
610
00:36:11,698 --> 00:36:13,780
- I didn't mention it to her.
- Oh, OK.
611
00:36:13,818 --> 00:36:17,265
Well, was Mary Fortune ever
rude to you about your singing?
612
00:36:17,298 --> 00:36:19,027
No. Why'?
613
00:36:19,058 --> 00:36:20,947
- What is this?
- Important is what it is.
614
00:36:20,978 --> 00:36:23,379
A dig, a rude remark,
a nasty comment.
615
00:36:23,418 --> 00:36:26,262
"A voice like a strangled
parakeet" ring any bells?
616
00:36:26,298 --> 00:36:28,824
No. What'? Did she say that'?
617
00:36:28,858 --> 00:36:30,622
Well,
she never said anything to me.
618
00:36:32,418 --> 00:36:34,182
(Sighs)
619
00:36:40,378 --> 00:36:43,461
- Hello. How are you doing'?
- Good, thank you.
620
00:36:43,498 --> 00:36:45,182
What would you like'?
621
00:36:45,218 --> 00:36:49,109
- Please have a look.
- Oh, marvellous!
622
00:36:50,658 --> 00:36:52,660
(Chatter)
623
00:37:06,338 --> 00:37:08,705
- Just the one, please.
- A pound, please.
624
00:37:08,738 --> 00:37:10,706
Thank you.
625
00:37:16,938 --> 00:37:19,179
(Dials number)
626
00:37:22,578 --> 00:37:24,740
You didn't catch the joyriders,
did you'?
627
00:37:24,778 --> 00:37:27,224
No. They just disappeared
into thin air.
628
00:37:27,258 --> 00:37:30,102
Hm...
Somewhere down there maybe?
629
00:37:30,138 --> 00:37:32,220
Yeah. How did you know'?
630
00:37:32,258 --> 00:37:35,023
Car keys. I should have
realised it earlier, Bill.
631
00:37:35,058 --> 00:37:37,220
Why do you think
we all take it in turns
632
00:37:37,258 --> 00:37:39,499
to take the Boggles out
on day trips?
633
00:37:39,538 --> 00:37:42,189
- Because they don't have a car'?
- Exactly.
634
00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:44,141
Sarah took them to Birmingham
last week,
635
00:37:44,178 --> 00:37:46,579
and they said they got lost.
Only they didn't.
636
00:37:46,618 --> 00:37:49,428
They went shopping, and then
they made their own way home.
637
00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:53,588
And last night, they were in
the pub with a set of car keys.
638
00:37:56,418 --> 00:37:58,420
(Engine revs)
639
00:38:03,498 --> 00:38:05,182
(Engine revs)
640
00:38:05,218 --> 00:38:07,869
- Give it another blast, Mrs B.
- (Revving continues)
641
00:38:07,898 --> 00:38:09,741
Ah!
642
00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:15,429
I've always wanted to be
a fast and furious
643
00:38:15,458 --> 00:38:17,586
- speed...
- Freak.
644
00:38:17,618 --> 00:38:19,939
Yeah. It's never too late.
645
00:38:19,978 --> 00:38:21,787
Vroom! Vroom!
646
00:38:21,818 --> 00:38:23,786
To follow your dream.
647
00:38:25,818 --> 00:38:28,298
- They're going like hotcakes.
- They've gone so well.
648
00:38:28,338 --> 00:38:30,181
- We've sold so many.
- Good stuff.
649
00:38:30,218 --> 00:38:32,698
Agatha, hello. (Chuckles)
650
00:38:32,898 --> 00:38:35,299
Awfully fond of Berenice,
aren't you, Bernie'?
651
00:38:35,338 --> 00:38:37,102
Oh, she's a lovely girl.
652
00:38:37,138 --> 00:38:39,425
Just needs her confidence
building, that's all.
653
00:38:39,458 --> 00:38:41,620
Last night did her
a power of good.
654
00:38:41,658 --> 00:38:44,502
Yeah'? Oh, with her new guitar
that you got for her.
655
00:38:44,538 --> 00:38:46,461
Well, it was a special occasion.
656
00:38:46,498 --> 00:38:48,944
Yeah, that Mary tried
to stop happening.
657
00:38:48,978 --> 00:38:51,106
Oh,
and when she compared Berenice
658
00:38:51,138 --> 00:38:53,266
to a strangled parakeet,
659
00:38:53,298 --> 00:38:55,505
you couldn't handle that,
could you'?
660
00:38:55,538 --> 00:38:57,506
I don't know what you mean.
661
00:38:57,538 --> 00:38:59,620
I mean,
you could cope with the fish.
662
00:38:59,658 --> 00:39:02,104
But anyone being horrible
about Berenice...
663
00:39:02,138 --> 00:39:04,459
I mean,
just what was Mary's problem'?
664
00:39:04,498 --> 00:39:06,899
Was it jealousy?
665
00:39:06,938 --> 00:39:10,499
I wasn't aware
there was a problem.
666
00:39:10,538 --> 00:39:14,020
L think "strangled parakeet"
was really putting it mildly.
667
00:39:14,058 --> 00:39:16,140
What'? I don't think so.
668
00:39:16,178 --> 00:39:18,579
Giving tone deaf birds
a bad name, eh, Bill'?
669
00:39:18,618 --> 00:39:21,462
Absolutely.
Enough to make your ears bleed.
670
00:39:21,498 --> 00:39:24,183
You should've heard what
they were saying in the pub
671
00:39:24,218 --> 00:39:26,061
- last night.
- Well, they're wrong.
672
00:39:26,098 --> 00:39:29,227
You need to stop giving people
like Berenice false hope.
673
00:39:29,258 --> 00:39:30,987
I'm not. She's very talented.
674
00:39:31,018 --> 00:39:32,702
Much fairer
to be straight with her
675
00:39:32,738 --> 00:39:34,422
and put her out of her misery,
676
00:39:34,458 --> 00:39:36,984
like the talentless no-hoper
that she is.
677
00:39:37,018 --> 00:39:38,782
In fact, do you know what'?
678
00:39:38,818 --> 00:39:41,469
I'm going to go and tell her
right now.
679
00:39:41,498 --> 00:39:43,421
- No! You mustn't. You can't.
- Watch me.
680
00:39:46,898 --> 00:39:48,821
Was that your fear with Mary'?
681
00:39:48,858 --> 00:39:51,623
Is that what you thought
she was going to do'?
682
00:39:51,658 --> 00:39:53,262
Come on, Bernie, admit it.
683
00:39:53,298 --> 00:39:57,144
You strangled her
with a guitar string.
684
00:39:57,178 --> 00:39:59,419
Mary was poison!
685
00:39:59,458 --> 00:40:02,064
Why'? Because
she was a thwarted singer?
686
00:40:02,098 --> 00:40:05,386
She was bitter and twisted
that she never made it.
687
00:40:05,418 --> 00:40:07,785
As soon as she discovered
I was a music teacher,
688
00:40:07,818 --> 00:40:11,425
she never stopped talking
about her singing.
689
00:40:11,458 --> 00:40:13,267
How she'd given it up
to get married,
690
00:40:13,298 --> 00:40:15,505
like she was the only one
who ever had a dream.
691
00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:18,826
She'd have done anything she
could to crush Berenice's hopes.
692
00:40:18,858 --> 00:40:20,144
And you couldn't have that'?
693
00:40:20,178 --> 00:40:22,658
Berenice's confidence
would never have recovered,
694
00:40:22,698 --> 00:40:26,339
and she deserves the chance
to feel good about herself.
695
00:40:29,858 --> 00:40:31,587
We all do.
696
00:40:31,618 --> 00:40:33,746
Well, maybe Mary did too.
697
00:40:33,778 --> 00:40:35,860
Instead of which...
698
00:40:35,898 --> 00:40:37,741
you planted her.
699
00:40:37,778 --> 00:40:41,863
Bernie Spott, I am arresting you
for the murder of Mary Fortune.
700
00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:44,504
She was a bully,
but no-one ever said anything.
701
00:40:44,538 --> 00:40:46,347
You have the right
to remain silent.
702
00:40:46,378 --> 00:40:49,780
- (Recites police caution)
- It's all right. I'll be fine.
703
00:40:49,818 --> 00:40:52,264
- You go for it, dear.
- Come on, now.
704
00:40:56,578 --> 00:40:59,184
And now the moment
you've all been waiting for.
705
00:40:59,218 --> 00:41:02,188
To find out the winner
of this year's best garden.
706
00:41:02,218 --> 00:41:04,949
The award for best garden
goes to...
707
00:41:08,858 --> 00:41:11,384
...joint winners
Sarah Bloxby and Mrs Josephs.
708
00:41:11,418 --> 00:41:12,783
(Applause)
709
00:41:17,778 --> 00:41:19,780
Congratulations.
710
00:41:31,258 --> 00:41:33,420
Well done, darling.
711
00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:37,065
And now we have an award
for best original garden.
712
00:41:37,098 --> 00:41:38,827
(Sighs)
713
00:41:38,858 --> 00:41:40,701
The recipient
of this year's award
714
00:41:40,738 --> 00:41:42,422
for most original garden is...
715
00:41:43,178 --> 00:41:45,021
Agatha Raisin.
716
00:41:45,058 --> 00:41:46,981
((321809)
717
00:41:47,018 --> 00:41:49,066
' YES!
-
718
00:41:50,058 --> 00:41:51,822
Are you sure'?
719
00:41:51,858 --> 00:41:53,860
Beth,
do you want to get out now'?
720
00:41:55,458 --> 00:41:57,506
Thank you.
721
00:41:57,538 --> 00:42:00,701
- (Laughs)
- That's nice for her.
722
00:42:00,738 --> 00:42:03,423
Love you, green fingers!
723
00:42:03,458 --> 00:42:07,144
- (Whoops)
- Thank you all for taking pan.
724
00:42:07,178 --> 00:42:08,942
Photographers,
this way, please.
725
00:42:08,978 --> 00:42:10,821
Just do your thing, babe.
726
00:42:10,858 --> 00:42:12,986
OK, get as much as you want.
727
00:42:13,018 --> 00:42:15,020
(Photographers clamour)
728
00:42:24,138 --> 00:42:27,347
The it-girl with a conscience.
The global blogging sensation,
729
00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:30,507
who gave her inheritance
to the church. Gold dust!
730
00:42:32,218 --> 00:42:34,300
A lot of fuss, though,
isn't it, all that'?
731
00:42:34,338 --> 00:42:36,864
You don't miss it, do you -
all that shenanigans?
732
00:42:36,898 --> 00:42:39,868
Nah. Been there, done that.
733
00:42:39,898 --> 00:42:41,741
What I really miss is...
734
00:42:41,778 --> 00:42:43,780
- Chips.
- Oh!
735
00:42:43,818 --> 00:42:45,820
Mm!
736
00:42:47,058 --> 00:42:48,742
Oh!
737
00:42:48,792 --> 00:42:53,342
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
54174
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof