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Do you have a sex window?
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A what?
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Like, if you get horny,
there's a certain period
of time before it expires?
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Mmm. No.
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I am like a car.
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Once you turn me on,
I'm good to go until
I run out of gas.
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Unless, you turn me off
with something incredibly
disgusting, like bacne.
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No.
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You remember that Ecuadorian that I dated?
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Once he got hard,
we had exactly 27 minutes.
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27 minutes?
I timed it once.
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27 minutes to jump on that thing
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before it completely
lost interest.
Ah.
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You have no idea how many
times I had to do it here,
in the back room.
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Whoa, wait, wait, wait.
Did you do it on the sink?
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Ugh.
Oh, my God!
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Great.
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Now every time I wash my hands,
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I'm going to feel
like I'm washing them
in your cooch.
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Well, at least somebody's
thinking about my cooch.
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Eww.
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What about you, Tyler?
Do you have a sex window?
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Yeah, It looks
right out onto my neighbor's
bedroom window,
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where he and his girlfriend
fuck like bunnies
practically every night.
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Ooh.
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Do you have a hot date or something?
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Ugh.
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My boss dumped this huge case on my lap.
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I have to go home and work on it and then
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drew called, and he wants
to meet for a drink later.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Way to bury the lead.
Drew called?
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Yes. No big deal.
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No.
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We're single together
for the first time
in four years,
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and you're already running
back to him. No, no big deal.
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I'm not running back to him.
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Its just drinks
between two old friends.
That's it.
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You two cannot be friends.
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You should never be friends.
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Why not?
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Here.
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Yeah, the boyfriend girlfriend
thing never really worked.
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No.
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I think we were always meant to be good...
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Friends.
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Yeah
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I was in your neighborhood
and I thought you could
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you know, give me a little jump.
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That's what friends are for.
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Well, maybe it will be different this time.
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And don't forget, he just got cheated on,
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so it's a level playing field.
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Oh, please.
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This is how it always starts.
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But it always ends up with you two in bed.
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What's with the bitch face?
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I just don't know why
you always lose your head
when it comes to drew.
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Jesus, chill.
It's just a fucking drink.
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It's never just a drink with you two.
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It's been four years, Lizzie.
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Aren't you ready to move on?
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You know, any stupid thing
that you want to do,
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I am always there supporting you.
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It's really shitty
that you can't do the same.
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Oh.
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I'm glad you think my life is so stupid.
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Have fun with your new bff.
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Sam, come on!
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Sam!
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Wow, I've never seen you two fight before.
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You know we only
fight when it comes
to one person.
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Him.
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Sam, what are you doing here?
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I didn't even realize I was here.
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I guess I'm so used
to doing walk-bys
on my crushes,
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I just don't even realize
that I'm doing it.
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I just kind of ended up here.
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You... you have
a crush on me?
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What?
Who told you that?
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I mean, no!
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Of course not.
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Besides, don't you have a girlfriend?
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Lulu? No, um...
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She told me I was too nice.
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What kind of weird breakup line is that?
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I guess some girls just love assholes.
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Yeah.
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Ones with no self-esteem.
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Listen, I'm running out to meet a buddy,
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but can I call you tomorrow?
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Oh, sure.
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Okay.
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Should I give you my number
or should I call you?
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Well, if it won't break
any of your rules...
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Why don't you give me your number.
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It's a date.
Yeah.
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All right.
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Okay.
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Have fun with your buddy.
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Thank you, I will.
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Okay.
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Bye, Jason.
Bye.
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Not my finest moment, I know.
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No.
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I've missed you, Lizzie.
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Yeah?
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Actually, I wanted to
talk to you about
something.
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I don't remember talking
being a big part of our
relationship, but go ahead.
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Well, this is kind of...
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I don't, I don't really know how...
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You don't have to be shy.
You know that you can
tell me anything.
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Well...
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Work has sucked lately,
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and I got about
a million unpaid
parking tickets,
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and they're about to boot
my car, which would blow.
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Yeah!
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'Cause my girlfriend's is in the shop,
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and I really hate to ask,
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but could you,
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uh, call your friend Chuck over at the dmv
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and maybe he can fix
a few of my tickets again?
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Are you...
You're still with that girl?
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Well, we each made a mistake,
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We're gonna try to get through it
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and this would really help.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I'll call him tomorrow.
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You're the best.
Oh, yeah, I know.
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I've just...
I've put the deposition
in your box,
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and uh, I was just wondering
if I could ask Sam out.
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Whoa. Sit.
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Aw, you're asking me
for permission. How sweet.
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We kind of ran into
each other on the street
last night and, uh,
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I think she actually kind of
let it slip that, uh, she had
a crush on me.
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Huh. Where'd you run
into her?
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Outside my apartment.
Oh.
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The old walk-by.
Sam classic.
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She didn't she didn't tell you?
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Haven't talked to her today.
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I thought you guys talked
like a gagillion times a day.
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Not today.
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So, you don't mind?
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Of course, I mind. I don't
want to hear about your
hairy ass or your o-face.
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But if it makes Sam happy,
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I won't stand in your way.
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Thanks, I guess.
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Welcome.
Jason?
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Yeah?
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When you do ask her out,
don't just text her.
Make her feel special.
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Take her to that Sushi
place on state street.
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Sushi place on state street.
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Thanks, Lizzie.
You got it.
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Parking enforcementdepartment, Chuck speaking.
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Oh!
How can I help you?
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Chuck, hi.
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Hey, listen,
I was wondering if you could
do me a favor.
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Oh, hey, Kate. Sorry
I didn't get that
press release out yet.
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That's okay. As long as
it goes out by tomorrow,
we'll be fine.
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Oh, my God.
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You had sex, didn't you?
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What makes you say that?
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You have not been this happy
since I took vacation.
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So, how is SHERMAN?
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He seems delicious.
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He is.
It was amazing.
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I am so proud of you.
You broke your 10 date rule.
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Actually, SHERMAN found a loophole.
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We went on nine more dates
in less than 24 hours.
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So technically,
I didn't have to break
my rule.
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Anyone who can come up with
something that creative
is definitely a keeper.
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Oh. This came for you by
messenger. He's waiting in
the hallway for a response.
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What is it?
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"Will you go out to
Sushi ra with me tonight?
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"Yes or no.
No is not an option."
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It's from Jason.
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Are you moving out?
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No.
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Jordan's moving in.
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Wow.
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Big step.
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I know.
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I've never actually lived
with a guy before.
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It should be just like summer camp,
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except that the sex will be legal.
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What's this?
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Ear plugs.
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You know.
For the thin walls.
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Thanks, Kaylie.
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00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:53,014
Hey, you don't think
Jordan's going to get
sick of me, do you?
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I mean, I've never actually
had sex with the same guy
for more than a few months.
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No guy in his right mind
would ever get sick
of having sex with you.
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I already said
I was sorry over the phone.
Mmm-hmm.
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Did you really need to
drag me all the way
out to drew's
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so that I can witness
you guys' post coital glow?
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00:14:34,223 --> 00:14:36,524
Oh, no, no, no.
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00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,726
Drew and I didn't have sex last night, but
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I am about to fuck
him right now.
Check this out.
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Thank you, Chuck.
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Oh, you are amazing.
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I think this calls
for a drink.
Oh.
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Definitely.
Mmm-hmm.
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00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,711
Oh, shit.
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00:14:56,795 --> 00:14:59,047
I have to meet Jason for dinner in 20.
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Just call him
and tell him
you'll be a little bit late.
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Just one drink, he won't mind.
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00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:06,588
Okay.
Yes.
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Do you even have your car?
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00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,926
Oh, I have my car,
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00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:15,263
I just, uh...
I don't know
where I parked it.
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00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:17,932
I can't seem to find my own car.
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00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:20,101
You know, sometimes I drink too much.
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I think I parked it over...
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Over here.
Lizzie!
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00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:29,110
I think I parked it way down there!
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Aha!
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There's your favor, you fucking fuck stick!
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Thanks, Chuck.
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00:16:06,281 --> 00:16:08,616
Eww...
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00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,368
Did we just see Jordan...
No.
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Not getting involved this time.
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00:16:13,622 --> 00:16:16,607
With our luck,
it's probably his twin
brother or something.
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00:16:16,659 --> 00:16:18,209
Probably.
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00:16:18,276 --> 00:16:20,111
Tyler, another round.
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00:16:20,162 --> 00:16:22,279
And what are we celebrating?
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00:16:22,331 --> 00:16:26,000
Lizzie just booted her ex out of her life.
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Hey, hey, I'll drink to that.
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Wow.
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I'll be right back.
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Sorry to interrupt.
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But I just wanted to
properly introduce myself.
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I'm Lizzie.
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Nice to have properly meet you, Lizzie.
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00:17:06,842 --> 00:17:10,044
Although I can't say
it wasn't nice to have
improperly meet you as well.
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00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,496
I'm Leo.
Well,
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Leo.
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We keep accidently bumping into each other,
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I thought maybe
we could do it
on purpose sometime.
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00:17:23,892 --> 00:17:26,677
Sounds like an amazing idea.
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00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,648
I have to say
I'm liking this
more ballsy you.
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00:17:30,699 --> 00:17:33,785
What are you talking about?
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00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:36,487
I have always had a giant pair.
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Not when it comes to
being honest with yourself.
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00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:44,746
Well, maybe it's time for some new rules.
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Mmm.
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Leo, what's your number?
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I'll give you a call sometime.
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Really?
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00:18:00,596 --> 00:18:03,397
Well, more ballsy me.
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00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,862
I'm impressed.
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00:18:17,913 --> 00:18:20,782
No games. Just walked
right up to him and
asked for his phone number.
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00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:26,120
Aw, my little girl's all grown up.
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00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,623
Oh, I know.
Weird, huh?
255
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,843
You're dating a nice guy.
256
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,911
I'm throwing my rules out the window...
257
00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:39,050
What should we drink to?
258
00:18:39,101 --> 00:18:40,017
Hmm.
259
00:18:44,422 --> 00:18:48,025
To no more coercing
guys into buying us
free drinks.
260
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:54,598
To no more messing around
with younger guys.
261
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,620
To no more bitchery.
262
00:19:02,991 --> 00:19:06,711
To no more unrealistic textpectations.
263
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,447
To no more married guys.
264
00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:15,469
To no more drinking contests.
265
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:16,804
No.
266
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:20,624
To no more
ex-boyfriends.
267
00:19:23,478 --> 00:19:24,461
To us.
268
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,909
Oh, shit.
I almost forgot Jason.
269
00:19:39,027 --> 00:19:39,911
It's so late.
270
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,666
Oh, my God.
It's from Richard.
271
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:50,121
I thought you were
over unrealistic
textpectations?
272
00:19:50,172 --> 00:19:52,206
That was when I thought
Richard was over me.
273
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,491
What's it say?
274
00:19:57,262 --> 00:20:01,015
"I've absolutely nothing
to do tonight other
than see you.
275
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:04,218
"This shit has gone on
long enough. I'll meet you
anywhere, anytime.
276
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,003
"Its on."
277
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:10,308
Oh, shit.
278
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:15,146
He's one of those
made for a relationship
guys.
279
00:20:15,197 --> 00:20:17,348
We finally have sex,
280
00:20:17,399 --> 00:20:19,901
I mean, like, sex that
he's actually conscious for.
281
00:20:21,236 --> 00:20:22,904
He'll totally be my boyfriend.
282
00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,029
Jason will be your boyfriend.
283
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:37,969
What should I do?
284
00:20:39,922 --> 00:20:40,805
I don't know.
285
00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:43,758
Richard's pretty fucking hot.
286
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,877
But you will never
287
00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:49,764
find a guy sweeter than Jason.
288
00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:56,153
Christ, I'm frozen.
289
00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:00,825
I've been waiting for Richard for so long.
290
00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:02,559
But...
291
00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:08,699
Make your Sophie's choice.
292
00:21:21,746 --> 00:21:24,181
Sam?
You made it.
293
00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:26,450
I pushed the reservation
back. They're holding
our table.
294
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,086
Let's skip right to dessert.
295
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,229
You kids have fun.
296
00:21:39,314 --> 00:21:41,148
She does know he's gay, right?
297
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,266
No.
298
00:22:02,637 --> 00:22:03,504
Oh no.
299
00:23:20,549 --> 00:23:22,333
Hello.
Hey, it's me.
300
00:23:22,384 --> 00:23:25,553
Jeez! It took you
long enough to call.
301
00:23:25,637 --> 00:23:28,255
Yes. Do you think
we can go somewhere
we can be alone?
302
00:23:29,391 --> 00:23:30,758
What did you have in mind?
303
00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:38,682
Ah.
304
00:25:16,915 --> 00:25:17,831
Hi.
305
00:25:20,485 --> 00:25:21,418
Hi.
306
00:27:36,921 --> 00:27:38,889
I thought you said you didn't spoon.
307
00:27:42,844 --> 00:27:44,094
Shut up.
308
00:28:25,353 --> 00:28:28,772
Lizzie, hi, it's me.
309
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:29,973
Can you meet me at the bar tonight?
310
00:28:30,024 --> 00:28:31,775
I might have just made a huge mistake.
311
00:28:31,843 --> 00:28:33,444
Aw. Cheer up.Armageddon?
312
00:28:33,511 --> 00:28:34,812
Yeah. Okay.
313
00:28:54,704 --> 00:29:11,083
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