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Ready, bitch?
I'm ready.
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What the fuck was that?
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My nympho neighbor
and her horny boyfriend.
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I have really thin walls.
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Oh my gosh, that's them.
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Is it?
Yeah, you can hear it.
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Oh, my God!
That's gross.
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Oh!
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Hey, hey.
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God! Yeah!
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- Really?
- Are they for real?
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Every day, every night.
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Hey!
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What's up?
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Why do guys like biggies?
They don't even bounce.
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Here it comes.
Wait for it.
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- That's it.
- Holy shit!
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You rock my world!
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Thin walls.
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Careful!
They're gonna pop.
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Okay, guess not.
She's hoping.
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But why?
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Why do they have
to yell the exact
same thing
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every time they come?
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Oh, my God!
With drew,
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every single time it was,
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"oh! Oh! Oh!
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"Oh, my God!
Oh God! Jesus!"
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Every single time.
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I am just using
my inside voice.
He never did.
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You think they say
the exact same thing
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when they masturbate?
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God, when I'm masturbating
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I try and be
as quiet
as possible.
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Even the whirr
of my vibrator
is too loud.
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No. No.
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Don't. You are
not texting
Richard again.
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He didn't
even respond
to the last one.
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Oh, but maybe he didn't get it.
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In the history of texting,
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no one has ever missed a text
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when it would
lead to
hooking up.
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There's always a first.
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Tyler, back me up.
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Love to, can't.
Hah!
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I get the sense
he's with me.
False.
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God! Look at you.
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You are already
sick with
textpectation.
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This is gonna make it worse.
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Oh!
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Like you're not texting
that dirty hot guy
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you had sex with last week,
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every other minute.
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Actually, I don't
have his number
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and he doesn't have mine.
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Thank you very much.
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Why don't you text
that fuck buddy
of yours?
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Danny?
Yeah.
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He's been
in Thailand
for months.
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He gets back in, like, 2 weeks.
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Oh, my God!
He texted me back.
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What's it say?
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"Sorry I missed
you the other night.
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"I've been out of town.
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"Back Sunday,
see you sometime
this week. Xo."
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See you sometime this week?
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Do you think
he wants to
make plans?
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Or is he just being friendly?
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Xo, that means
something, right?
Uh-huh.
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Let me see.
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Maybe.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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Man, I've never
seen you so
dickmatized before
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and by a dick
you've never
even had.
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There's nothing casual
about having sex
with Richard.
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His last 3 girlfriends
started as
one night stands.
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He's like the last
relationship guy
in Chicago.
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He's every girl's wet dream.
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What are you gonna do?
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Stalk him.
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And then, you know,
my dad's the dog owner so...
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Richard!
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Sam?
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Hey!
Hi!
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Sam, this is
my neighbor, Morgan.
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Hello!
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So you live here?
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Yeah.
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Weren't you
at my party
last month?
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Oh, my God, yes!
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I totally spaced.
Sorry.
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Too much coffee.
You know
how that is.
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I don't drink coffee.
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Oh!
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Interesting.
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I don't either.
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It's kind of
a lifestyle choice.
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Like throwing up after you eat?
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So, you just got
back from Austin?
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I did. Yeah!
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How was your flight?
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Only mildly annoying.
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Oh, did you have
to get, like, a pat down
or something?
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No, I didn't.
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I bet they, like,
totally touch your junk
when they searched you.
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They didn't search me.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
I thought you said...
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Never mind.
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I should put these away.
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You wanna come inside?
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No, that's okay.
You can just put
your groceries away.
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Um, maybe I'll see you around.
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Yeah, we should get
a drink sometime.
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Yeah, we should.
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I'll text you.
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Okay, I'll just
wait by my phone!
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No, just kidding.
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Better get these inside.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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See ya.
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It was a disaster.
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Seriously,
I've never been
such an idiot
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in front of a guy before.
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Not even the time
you pissed yourself
at tiki tango?
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Oh, God!
I'd forgotten
about that.
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I haven't,
you ruined my
snakeskin stilettos.
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What am I going to do?
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Do you know
why you pissed yourself?
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Because I had
too many
China bombs.
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No.
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Because you
refused to leave
that guy's side.
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That's how you get the guy.
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He asked you to go inside,
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you go, even if
the invite isn't sincere.
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There's another girl there,
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you outlast her,
no matter what.
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You've got to be
the last woman standing.
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Doesn't that seem desperate?
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These rules got sienna
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nearly every guy she wanted.
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You really want
to question
the master?
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Lizzie, she's here.
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Sam!
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Why didn't
you guys tell me
you were doing lunch,
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I would have joined you.
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That's why.
Actually we
just finished.
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Maybe next time.
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Can I get you
some coffee
or dessert? Pie?
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Jason wants to get your pie.
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Actually, me and my pie
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were just headed back to work.
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Lizzie, call me later.
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Jason, nice to see you again.
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Yeah, yeah.
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That's okay.
Yeah, bye.
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So, you couldn't handle
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a little sexual
harassment case
on your own, huh?
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It's a favor
for a family friend.
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I thought she'd feel
more comfortable
with a woman present.
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I thought you said
you were going?
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That was a good one.
You got me.
Let's go.
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So, this took place
at the cupcake house
on Michigan Avenue.
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Can you tell me what happened?
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It's the manager.
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He's been making
suggestive comments
for a while.
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Then the other night,
when I was closing,
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he cornered me
in the back and said
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that he wanted to put
his whisk in between
my cupcakes.
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His whisk?
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Lame!
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So, what happened
when you reported him?
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They tried to pay me off.
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But when I didn't
say yes right away,
they fired me.
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What we have here
is a potential case
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of sexual harassment
and wrongful termination.
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It may get a little
uncomfortable for you.
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I don't want
to make
any trouble.
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Kyra, you can't just
lie down and take
what they offer,
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you have to stand up
for yourself.
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Has anyone else
witnessed this
harassment?
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No, I was always
working solo
when it happened.
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What about surveillance video?
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There are a few cameras
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but not all the way
in the back.
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Well, what about other women?
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Maybe, we can get another woman
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to come forward
with the same complaint.
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Everyone I work with is a dude.
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Hmmm. Wish I could
say the same.
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No evidence,
no witnesses,
no corroborators,
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what are we going to do?
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Catch him in the act.
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Oh, yeah.
Wonder woman,
cowboy lawyer,
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how could I forget?
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Tell me something,
why did you become
a lawyer?
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I went on
a class trip
to the supreme court.
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I still remember
hearing the call
to honor and ethics.
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00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,935
Justice...
I figured it would be
all the wrong reasons.
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00:10:03,986 --> 00:10:05,570
When you're chasing the money,
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00:10:05,621 --> 00:10:06,982
you've got to get
your hands dirty.
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00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:10,458
Who are you?
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Get back in the kitchen.
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00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:20,451
So you have
experience with
cupcakes?
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00:10:20,503 --> 00:10:22,304
No, but I have strong wrists.
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00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:23,922
You know, from...
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Playing dice.
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00:10:31,814 --> 00:10:33,181
We pay minimum wage and we need
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someone to work
the closing shifts.
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Can you start tomorrow night?
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Yup.
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00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,325
All right,
see you tomorrow.
Thank you.
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Hey, I found it.
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00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,585
According to his status update,
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00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:57,455
Richard and a bunch
of guys are headed over
to Joey's place tonight.
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00:10:57,506 --> 00:10:58,590
Oh.
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Wanna crash
with me?
Can't. Duty calls.
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00:11:01,493 --> 00:11:02,660
Stupid cupcake house.
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00:11:05,848 --> 00:11:08,033
He says
it's going to be
a crazy night ahead.
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00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:11,936
Also, he just wrote
something about d-rose.
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00:11:13,222 --> 00:11:14,639
Do you think
that's a guy
or girl?
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00:11:16,359 --> 00:11:19,227
D-rose is
a point guard
on the bulls.
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00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:21,696
Oh!
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00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,969
He looks so cute
in that hoodie.
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00:11:28,037 --> 00:11:31,906
Fyi.
You're really becoming
a master stalker.
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Rule number 44,
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it's not stalking if
they tell you where
they're going to be.
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00:11:39,048 --> 00:11:39,931
Good point.
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I got it.
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00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:47,839
Hey, Sam.
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00:11:48,891 --> 00:11:50,341
What are you doing here?
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Heard you were having a party.
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00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,429
Let the party begin!
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00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:56,097
Cool, come on in.
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00:11:57,549 --> 00:11:59,984
Hey guys, the pizza's here.
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00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:03,655
Just kidding, it's Sam.
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00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:04,572
What...
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00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:10,561
Do you like fantasy football?
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00:12:13,416 --> 00:12:14,532
Yeah?
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00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:16,418
Come and take a seat, come on.
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00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,703
We've got some
business to do.
Hey, guys.
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00:12:18,754 --> 00:12:20,338
Hey.
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00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,424
We've got a couple
of team names
not taken.
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00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:24,242
Teabag for 2 is open.
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00:12:24,293 --> 00:12:27,045
If you want
teabag for 2, I mean,
you totally take it.
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00:12:27,096 --> 00:12:30,131
I don't know,
that doesn't fit you.
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00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:31,817
All right,
we're picking
quarterbacks now.
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00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,651
All I hear is blah, blah, blah.
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00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:51,319
Throw his
football in the end zone
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00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:53,238
but guess what?
You're gonna lose again
like you did last year.
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00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:54,539
Okay.
That's all
I've got to say.
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00:12:54,606 --> 00:12:56,458
Okay, I lose one game.
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00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,609
I whooped everybody
else's ass last year.
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00:12:58,661 --> 00:13:00,128
I lose one game and then...
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00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:01,296
One game is all it takes.
259
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:02,747
By one touchdown.
260
00:13:02,798 --> 00:13:04,082
If syvelle Newton had...
261
00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:05,783
If I had gotten
syvelle Newton
in the game...
262
00:13:05,835 --> 00:13:07,585
He likes to talk in ifs,
because syvelle Newton
wasn't in the game,
263
00:13:07,636 --> 00:13:09,053
but if he was
in the game
that'd be great.
264
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,922
So maybe this season
you'll get
syvelle Newton.
265
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:26,354
So, you wanted to see me?
266
00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:29,324
Hey, look,
it's totally
not a big deal
267
00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:31,649
but, you know, that was
a little bit much.
With the icing.
268
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,279
Oh. Sorry.
269
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,198
It's just so much
harder than I thought.
270
00:13:38,834 --> 00:13:40,118
Look, it's okay,
271
00:13:40,169 --> 00:13:42,170
it's just your
first day.
It happens.
272
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,668
Well, if I do it again,
you can always just...
273
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,355
Give me a spanking.
274
00:14:04,693 --> 00:14:07,562
That's all right.
I'm not really a big fan
of corporal punishment.
275
00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:09,966
So, let's just say,
I'll have to take you
out of the running
276
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:11,950
for employee
of the month.
Oh, damn.
277
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:25,380
You're loading your team
by picking Josh Freeman third.
278
00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:27,248
Whatever, here,
I'll show you
the importance of...
279
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:30,084
Don't give me this shit.
Here,
take a hold of that.
280
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:31,386
I don't wanna look at it.
281
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:32,950
Oh, you gotta look
at my picks, right?
282
00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:34,138
I do not want to see it.
283
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,840
"I don't want to see it"
as you stare at it.
284
00:14:35,891 --> 00:14:38,376
This loser list, Rick.
All right, Greg, you are up,
my friend.
285
00:14:38,427 --> 00:14:39,510
Look at his eyes.
286
00:14:39,562 --> 00:14:40,845
- They sleepy.
- Yeah.
287
00:14:40,896 --> 00:14:42,880
I've been holding
this the entire time.
288
00:14:42,932 --> 00:14:44,232
You didn't notice that
I was strategizing?
289
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:46,067
I noticed it.
I just realized
how dumb it is.
290
00:14:46,151 --> 00:14:48,686
You don't even
understand the genius
that is on this pad right now.
291
00:14:48,737 --> 00:14:50,321
Cause you didn't
progress past first grade?
292
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:53,074
He has a track record
and the man can either
293
00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:55,226
blow up or implode,
I'm willing
to take that risk.
294
00:14:55,277 --> 00:14:56,744
Just because you want
to pick Peyton Manning...
295
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,229
You were jealous
that I took
Peyton Manning.
296
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:00,040
I'm what?
I'm jealous?
I think you're jealous.
297
00:15:05,287 --> 00:15:06,254
Where is rich...
298
00:15:07,423 --> 00:15:08,873
Joey?
299
00:15:08,924 --> 00:15:12,293
He had to catch
a ride home with
one of the other guys
300
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:14,128
but he said
to tell you
goodbye.
301
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,301
Oh!
302
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:23,221
So, I guess that just
leaves you and me.
303
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:27,091
Yeah.
304
00:15:29,144 --> 00:15:30,028
Just you.
305
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,096
I mean, I could
306
00:15:32,147 --> 00:15:33,147
put my pants back on.
307
00:15:35,484 --> 00:15:37,285
I could put
my pants
back on if...
308
00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:48,713
The one time
I get up to go
to the bathroom,
309
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:50,781
all night, and he
up and leaves.
310
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,878
I should've just
sat there and
pissed myself again.
311
00:15:56,505 --> 00:16:00,624
Seriously, like,
the cutest guy
you've ever seen,
312
00:16:00,676 --> 00:16:02,343
and I was totally
giving off the vibe,
313
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:05,463
and he wasn't biting at all.
314
00:16:05,514 --> 00:16:07,631
Actually, I think
I might like it
if he does bite.
315
00:16:08,817 --> 00:16:10,184
What is wrong with men?
316
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:11,819
Nothing at all.
317
00:16:14,156 --> 00:16:15,156
It sounds like
you're developing
318
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,825
a little cupcake
crush on this guy.
319
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,144
Why don't you
just take him
into the back
320
00:16:20,195 --> 00:16:24,648
and get him
to lick the icing out
of your... whatever.
321
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:26,334
Because I'm there
for my client.
322
00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,978
I'm trying to get him
to sexually harass me,
not have sex with me.
323
00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,706
How do you think
I get most guys
to have sex with me?
324
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:33,657
I sexually harass them
until they give in.
325
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:36,844
That's disconcerting.
326
00:16:37,713 --> 00:16:39,130
Whatever works.
327
00:16:57,983 --> 00:16:59,484
I'm gonna
tally this up
in the back.
328
00:16:59,535 --> 00:17:01,069
Can you lock up?
Yeah, sure.
329
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:22,706
Hey.
330
00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:25,904
I thought you might
like to try a taste.
331
00:17:33,902 --> 00:17:34,902
You're funny.
332
00:17:36,405 --> 00:17:37,271
Funny?
333
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:40,274
You think this...
334
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,581
Is funny?
335
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:47,832
Yeah.
336
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,901
But I like funny.
337
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:54,705
Hey, do you wanna
go out sometime?
338
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:03,965
How about
right here,
right now?
339
00:18:06,935 --> 00:18:08,436
I can't.
I'm your boss.
340
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,105
There are rules
about that sort
of thing.
341
00:18:32,777 --> 00:18:34,245
Fuck rules.
342
00:18:44,339 --> 00:18:45,973
Wow!
343
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,124
I know.
344
00:18:48,143 --> 00:18:49,293
Wow!
345
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,290
Oh!
346
00:20:41,924 --> 00:20:43,791
We think you
should take their offer.
347
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:45,960
So they can just
screw me over
and that's it?
348
00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:47,628
I'm sorry, I tried.
349
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:50,153
I couldn't dig up
any evidence on Jesse
that supports the case.
350
00:20:50,915 --> 00:20:52,683
You mean Johnny, right?
351
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,318
Jesse's just
the assistant manager.
352
00:20:54,937 --> 00:20:55,937
Oh.
353
00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:00,224
Right, Johnny.
Yeah, of course.
354
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,762
Fine. Thanks,
I guess.
355
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:10,601
No, wait.
Wait.
356
00:21:10,652 --> 00:21:12,453
Let me keep digging.
There might be a way.
357
00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:13,937
Really?
358
00:21:14,456 --> 00:21:15,623
Yeah.
359
00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:16,874
Thank you.
360
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:22,079
You have something
else in mind?
361
00:21:22,130 --> 00:21:24,165
No, not yet.
But I will.
362
00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:25,249
I don't lose.
363
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:27,969
Why'd you become a lawyer?
364
00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:29,119
For times like this.
365
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:37,461
I can't believe
I made such
a stupid mistake.
366
00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:42,066
At least the guy
I gave in to
was just delicious.
367
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:44,935
Then be proud, sister.
368
00:21:44,987 --> 00:21:46,904
At least you got laid.
369
00:21:48,190 --> 00:21:49,273
Hey, you're getting laid.
370
00:21:49,324 --> 00:21:51,275
Isn't Richard supposed
to meet you here?
371
00:21:51,326 --> 00:21:54,478
Oh, with my luck,
he'll have
the wrong bar
372
00:21:54,529 --> 00:21:57,081
or we'll be forced
to evacuate because
of a bomb scare.
373
00:21:57,148 --> 00:21:58,816
Or he'd be
walking in
right now.
374
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,503
Let the games begin.
375
00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:03,954
Hey, sweetie!
376
00:22:06,541 --> 00:22:07,708
Hi,
377
00:22:10,128 --> 00:22:11,846
babycakes.
378
00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:14,849
Lizzie, right?
379
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:17,051
How you doing?
Ow. Just great, dick.
380
00:22:18,387 --> 00:22:19,637
Cool.
381
00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:21,639
Well.
382
00:22:21,690 --> 00:22:23,524
Sam, you remember
my neighbor
Morgan, right?
383
00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:26,143
Hello.
384
00:22:26,194 --> 00:22:28,029
How could I forget?
385
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:32,616
Come on, let's go
grab a booth
in the back.
386
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:35,536
Um, yeah.
I'll just grab
some shots.
387
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,405
Are you game?
All right,
let's do it.
388
00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:39,790
Love one.
389
00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:48,382
What the hell?
390
00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:50,134
He brought another girl.
391
00:22:50,201 --> 00:22:54,338
Yeah, but he kissed you
and called you sweetie
right in front of her.
392
00:22:54,389 --> 00:22:55,723
She's so not with him.
393
00:22:57,642 --> 00:22:59,143
I'm so stupid.
394
00:22:59,210 --> 00:23:00,544
I actually thought for a minute
395
00:23:00,595 --> 00:23:03,095
that we might
actually have
a date or something.
396
00:23:04,933 --> 00:23:06,550
You can take that
skinny bitch down.
397
00:23:06,601 --> 00:23:08,235
Just keep drinking
and stay to
the bitter end.
398
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,553
She may have come with him,
399
00:23:09,604 --> 00:23:11,205
but you'll be
the one that
takes him home.
400
00:23:14,443 --> 00:23:15,559
Okay.
401
00:23:16,445 --> 00:23:18,696
Tyler, Tequila shots.
402
00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:21,115
Really. No, he does.
403
00:23:22,751 --> 00:23:23,951
Who wants another shot?
404
00:23:24,035 --> 00:23:26,170
Hmmm, I do.
405
00:23:26,755 --> 00:23:28,005
Bring it.
406
00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:32,009
Excusez-moi!
407
00:23:42,437 --> 00:23:47,758
I was the social chair
of my sorority at asu
408
00:23:47,809 --> 00:23:52,763
which means,
this is only
foreplay, bitch.
409
00:23:52,814 --> 00:23:55,116
You've got no chance.
410
00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:58,619
True.
411
00:23:58,703 --> 00:24:02,039
You have fewer
brain cells to kill.
412
00:24:02,106 --> 00:24:05,626
But, I have about
20 pounds on you, Rex.
413
00:24:07,329 --> 00:24:10,164
So you might as well
take a couple of aspirin
and call it a night.
414
00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:15,886
Yeah, more shots.
Whoo!
415
00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:18,973
Okay.
416
00:24:28,950 --> 00:24:30,968
I gotta go hit the head.
417
00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:38,409
You better
418
00:24:38,476 --> 00:24:41,745
just quit now...
419
00:24:57,212 --> 00:24:59,663
Fucking lightweight.
420
00:25:13,361 --> 00:25:15,446
I'm back.
421
00:25:19,701 --> 00:25:20,868
Where'd she go?
422
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:22,870
Home.
423
00:25:24,289 --> 00:25:26,189
Oh.
Said she wasn't
feeling well.
424
00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:31,912
Guess someone's eyes
are bigger than
their tolerance.
425
00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:34,381
Mmm-hmm.
426
00:25:37,586 --> 00:25:39,720
So.
So.
427
00:25:41,372 --> 00:25:43,206
You wanna go back to my place?
428
00:25:47,929 --> 00:25:50,213
Mmm, let's do it.
429
00:26:10,085 --> 00:26:11,835
This way, my dear.
430
00:26:15,373 --> 00:26:16,924
Am I Tarzan?
431
00:27:30,314 --> 00:27:32,249
No. Not...
432
00:27:40,658 --> 00:27:44,712
That was kind of...
Sort of working?
433
00:27:48,717 --> 00:27:50,351
Little to the left.
434
00:27:50,852 --> 00:27:52,136
No, no, sorry.
435
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,191
Maybe different?
436
00:28:00,145 --> 00:28:02,062
I think I'm too drunk.
437
00:28:07,035 --> 00:28:08,351
Sorry.
438
00:28:08,403 --> 00:28:09,987
I'm sorry, babe.
439
00:28:10,038 --> 00:28:11,538
I think...
440
00:28:44,572 --> 00:28:46,223
Come lie down next to me.
441
00:28:49,611 --> 00:28:51,028
No, thanks.
442
00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:54,565
I think I'll just stand.
443
00:29:01,743 --> 00:29:30,303
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