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MUSIC: The Sun Always
Shines On TV by A-ha
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MUSIC FADES IN AND OUT
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WOMAN GASPING
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WOMAN SOBS
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NATASHA: Spain, the mid-80s,
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no extradition laws meant it had
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become a haven for criminals.
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It was the ultimate
lawbreakers paradise.
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We had it all - the sports car,
the villa, the shoulder pads.
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Me and Albert bought a hotel with
the washed money from the gold,
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and started investing in various
legitimate property developments.
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Sidney got a new identity,
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changed his name to Andrew,
got himself a reggae bar
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and some pedalos.
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We were building our future.
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We were happy.
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All we had to do was keep our
heads down and noses clean.
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The Baptist and Ronnie
were pulling strings,
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driving our business
investments.
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Meaning we could leave the
gold secretly stashed away.
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I've spoken to the mayor,
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and he has confirmed
dinner on Friday.
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Great, OK. I will
get everything ready.
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Wow! I'm so excited to meet him.
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It only matters to the mayor that
this is a profitable venture.
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Yes.
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But he seems intrigued about
the idea of a... water park.
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I'm not sure he knows what it
is. He'll be down there every day
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wanking under his fucking
beach towel, dirty old pervert.
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Well, as long as he
pays his entrance fee.
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Oh, he's not a nonce,
is he? What is a nonce?
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Oh, erm, a nonce is
someone who wants to...
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Um, it's well, you erm...
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Don't worry about it. Uh-huh.
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Oh, there's one
thing to remember,
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there is a pretence that
we must uphold, Natasha.
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He must not know
your background,
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the source of your
income, so to speak.
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That won't be a problem.
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No, uh, this ain't my
first rodeo, Mr Baptist.
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Or bullfight, as
they say out here.
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N... Yeah.
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SYNTH-POP MUSIC PLAYS
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You all right, boys?
Don't work too hard, yeah?
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IN SPANISH:
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THEY LAUGH
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Right, OK,
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so the mayor is coming at
eight o'clock on Friday,
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so we'll need to make sure
that everything is perfect.
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Are you gonna do
the patatas bravas?
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Oh! Mummy's in business
mode again, isn't she?
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Is someone hungry for
potatoes bravas, hey?
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Are you finished down there?
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You gonna come back up and
talk to me? What? What?
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Its patatas BRR-avas. I know.
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Roll your R's though,
cos it's polite.
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I know how to do it. Yes,
yeah, I am. Potatoes bravas.
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BRR! I know. Well, practise.
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Ruh. RRR! Ruh! Keep,
yeah, practise at it.
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I will practise, Tash, OK, fine.
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Anyway, I was thinking, erm,
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might be nice to have me
at the dinner as well.
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No, you are helping so
much by being back here,
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making sure the food is amazing.
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Ah, thanks.
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I need to show them that
I am strong and in charge.
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Yes, but it might be nice
for them to know that I'm
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a little bit in charge as well.
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CONDESCENDINGLY: Oh, no!
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I could pretend
to be the waiter.
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That would be so weird, Albert.
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OK. Well...
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OK. Rraaah. Brrah-vas.
Patatas bravas.
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REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS
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SPEAKING SPANISH - Camila.
- Yeah?
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See that?
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Definition. Wow, you look great.
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That's just from lugging
around the pedalos over there.
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Yeah, very good.
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Yeah, it's like a
natural workout.
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Best shape of my
life, to be honest.
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You should see some of
the looks I'm getting
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from the mamacitas on the beach.
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One of them was topless,
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which I'm... all for.
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How do you say, "Do you
want to go for a drink?"
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Podemos ir a tomar algo?
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Que de sida tomato valgo.
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Te gustaria ir a tomar algo?
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Algo? What's that?
That's not tomorrow?
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No, no. Cos I'm
not free tomorrow.
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Don't worry, it's OK. Smile.
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Yeah, everything's all
good here. Perfect.
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Bye.
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Oh, hey! Jesus Christ!
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Andrew, the main man.
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I see you've got the guns
out and everything, huh?
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Well, thanks for noticing,
it's all the pedalo lifting.
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How's business?
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Oh, really good actually.
Yeah, really good.
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That's on the house, if
you haven't already paid.
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In which case, I'll get
you a refund immediately.
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What's 20% of fuck all, Andrew?
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That's rhetorical, isn't it?
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Cos that's what I'm
getting at the moment,
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20% of fuck all.
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Now, do I look like the type
of bloke that would be happy
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with 20% of fuck all?
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I'll answer that one. No.
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I'm gonna put the word out,
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fill this fucking place
with chaps and faces.
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What do you reckon?
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Er, yeah. I mean...
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That's interesting.
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Good... Good ideas
being thrown around.
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Or, I dunno,
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we could do a sort
of version of that
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where it's sort
of more exclusive,
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if you want, maybe, I dunno.
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Sort of less people.
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Who set you up
down here, Andrew?
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S... Er, you did, Ron.
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That's fucking right.
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I did.
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And don't you forget
it. Do you get me?
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Yep.
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Good lad.
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MICK: How's that
ping-pong looking?
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Look at that floor, lovely work,
you can see your face in that.
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Mate, my radio, it's
still not working.
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Have a look at it, mate.
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Hello, Bovril,
mate, you all right?
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Danny! Dom, you all right?
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Cyril. Hiya.
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Correspondence from my favourite
bit of prison fluff, Dottie.
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Have a sniff. Save it.
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Ooh! That's nice.
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Roses, I could smell roses.
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Different. Roses
and strawberry jam.
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She's made her sandwich
when she was writing this.
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"Dear Mick..." That's me.
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"When we get together again,
we will share everything.
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"I need to find a way
to get my hands on you."
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Like, all over me, I suppose,
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like my arms and legs
but also my penis.
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"I am dying to hear from you.
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"The sooner, the better."
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Get straight on it then, you
don't wanna keep her waiting.
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"Without you I am nothing."
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Yeah, she's keen, that's
for sure. Which I like.
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Yeah. "Yours, Dottie."
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It's quite sexy,
isn't it? Yeah, yeah.
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Like, I can see everyone here eyeing
it through each other's armpits.
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Having a little think of it.
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That's what I like
is depth, you know.
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Cos to, to get to my penis,
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you've got to go
through my heart.
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I'm very... I'm a romantic.
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I like... romance, I
like to be seduced.
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It's easy to write filth,
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you've gotta write from
the heart and also from...
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It's a warning.
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What do you mean a warning?
Who's warning me in here?
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It seems like Clive Cornell's
put a hit out on you.
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He's got someone in here.
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Who, who...? Is this you?
Is it? Who is this? Who?
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Look, maybe we go back
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to our cell. Don't
make a scene, Mick.
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I wanna say something, Cyril.
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No, Mick. Cyril, Cyril!
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Attention all! Paul, Clarky,
stop playing ping-pong, mate.
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Put your paddle down.
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It's come to my attention
that there's about to be
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an attempt upon my life,
to which I say this.
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If you come at Big Mick, you
best have had your breakfast.
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I'm talking a double
gut-buster, cos I'm game.
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I'll have it with
any one of you.
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I'll have it with
ten of you at a time!
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And to that end,
I say this, mate.
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If you wanna get at me, mate,
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even to get a chance at
a stab of the big name,
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you need to get through Cyril.
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You've gotta get through him
first and he's game, mate.
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I wouldn't even have it.
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He's the one person I'd
actually be scared of in here.
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And he's on my side, mate!
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So, to get through me, you've
gotta get through Cyril.
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You get through him,
you're gonna be exhausted,
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and then you've gotta
go toe-to-toe with Mick.
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And I will knock
the cunt out of you.
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All right? You get that?
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Why'd you have to say that?
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Laying down a warning, mate.
Very much of the moment.
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Almost instantly regretting it.
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Eight o'clock is perfect.
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And please pass
onto the mayor that
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we are very much
looking forward to it.
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Si. Muchas gracias.
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THE TWINS GIGGLE
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Don't you laugh at
Mummy's Spanish!
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If tonight goes well,
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I'm gonna build you
a waterpark with
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the biggest slides
you've ever seen.
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Do you want that? BOTH: Yeah.
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And what's yes in Spanish?
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BOTH: Si.
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Muy bien.
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And what's "I love you,
Mummy," in Spanish?
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BOTH: Te amo, Mummy.
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OK, I didn't know that.
You little showoffs.
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You all right? What the
fuck are you wearing?
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It's part of my character.
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Andrew's into the
authentic Jamaican vibes.
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Do people in Jamaica
wear leather waistcoats?
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According to the man in
the leather shop, yes.
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I need to speak to
you about Ronnie.
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I need you to have a word
with him. Ronnie, why?
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He wants to open
the bar at night.
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He says he's going to
bring all the faces.
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I don't want "the
faces," Nat-Nat.
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I want my face away from "the
faces" as much as possible.
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Sidney, I can't keep fighting
all your battles for you.
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We're all trying to be
something we're not out here.
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You need to earn some respect
for yourself from others.
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Yeah, you're right.
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I can't keep running.
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Andrew's got to hold his own.
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Yes. Andrew, he's a tough
guy, ain't he? Yeah.
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Used to be a street fighter.
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Exactly.
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But also you might need to lose
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the leather vest if you
wanna be taken seriously.
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You look like a sex tourist.
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What's a sex tourist?
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My darling, sweet Dottie.
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I hope this letter
finds you well,
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and smiling and
saucy and beautiful.
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I have big news. I am being
moved to Strangeways Prison.
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There have been mutterings
of an attempt on my life.
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You are the fire
in my loins, girl.
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You are the reason I
enjoy masturbating.
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Something like that,
you think? Or...?
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You... You want me
to write all that?
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Maybe. What else could I say?
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You make every day...
that bit brighter.
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You see me for who I truly am.
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Yeah, I like that.
Yeah, put that one.
248
00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,199
Yeah? What you said. Yeah?
249
00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,439
Yeah, get rid of all that...
All the tugging stuff. OK.
250
00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:27,959
Get it written,
get that sent off.
251
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,119
We'll have a game of draughts
or something like that.
252
00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,720
See you in a sec. All right.
253
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,160
CYRIL GASPS
254
00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:44,799
Cyril? Cyril, Cyril, Cyril!
255
00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,719
Cyril, stay with me, mate.
256
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,599
Guard! I blame myself, mate.
257
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:49,999
I partly blame myself.
258
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,679
I shouldn't have brought
you into this, Cyril.
259
00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:53,599
Guard! He's...
Someone's got to him.
260
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,599
Someone fucking
stabbed Cyril, mate.
261
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,079
You all right, boy?
262
00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,200
Cyril? Cyril, love?
Cyril, darling? Cyril?
263
00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,480
MUSIC: Love And Pride by King
264
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,959
What are you doing here?
265
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,440
What's it look like I'm doing
here? I'm on me holidays.
266
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,999
Well, that's very nice but...
267
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,040
there's plenty of other places
you could be having a drink.
268
00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,559
But then I'd have to pay
for it, wouldn't I, son?
269
00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:43,879
Yeah, well, you'll have to pay
270
00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:46,120
for that here as
well, you know that.
271
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:50,159
Let me give you a
friendly warning, Albert.
272
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:53,319
Cos you and I go way back now.
273
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,119
Out here...
274
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,439
you're out of your depth.
275
00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,999
A fanpot like you won't
last five minutes.
276
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,519
Do you understand?
277
00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:05,559
I suggest you take the
cell and not the grave.
278
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,679
Well, actually, erm,
279
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:10,519
I'm not gonna take
the cell or the grave,
280
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:13,959
because I'm, I'm gonna
take my hotel and,
281
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,479
and my beautiful
family, and we'll...
282
00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,959
And have a happy life
with our hotel, actually.
283
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,720
And I'm not a
fanpot, by the way.
284
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:24,239
And I'm gonna take your beer
285
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,680
now, because... SAUNDERS
SLAMS HIS HAND DOWN
286
00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,640
BUZZER SOUNDS
287
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,640
SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS
288
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,599
All right, Dave, mate.
289
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,399
I see Chelsea won again.
290
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,559
You're doing all right, mate.
291
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,880
You could, you could win
the league this year, Dave.
292
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,480
Outside the gates,
is it all right?
293
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:18,120
OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS
294
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:27,280
Here we are. Best
table in the house.
295
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,439
Shall I get us a bottle of wine?
296
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,400
Vino tinto or vino blanco?
297
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,560
What would you prefer, Alcalde?
298
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,799
Champagne.
299
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:46,599
Si. De nada. No problemo.
300
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,920
SHE LAUGHS
301
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,400
Excuse me, por favor.
302
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,119
Albert, Saunders is here.
303
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,959
Yeah, I know. I was gonna see
what you thought we should do.
304
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,879
Waiting to see what I
thought we should do?
305
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,359
Well, I'm not exactly gonna
invite him in for nibbles, am I?
306
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,799
You need to get rid of him.
307
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,239
No, no, cos he might arrest me.
308
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,639
No, he can't arrest you.
He's got no power out here.
309
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:19,639
Oh, perfect then. Maybe we just
leave it and see how it pans out,
310
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,119
cos if he can't
do anything and...
311
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,479
What if he starts mouthing
off in front of the mayor?
312
00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,399
It'll ruin everything. You
said you wanted to help.
313
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,119
Yeah, I did. And you said I was
314
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,599
helping with the
potatas brav-bravas.
315
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,479
Just get rid of him.
316
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,520
HE SIGHS Fuck's sake!
317
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,880
Patatas bravas.
318
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,359
Lo siento. Perdon.
319
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,440
IN SPANISH:
320
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,520
Si... Si, claro.
321
00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:00,560
Si, si, por supuesto.
322
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:09,360
Piscina. Swimming pool. Claro.
323
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:14,319
Look, we are aware that you
have strong connections to
324
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:15,559
the water company...
325
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,599
Don't, you can
continue in Spanish,
326
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:18,920
I'm following, I'm following.
327
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,959
Our business model forecasts
328
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:26,239
a 30% operating profit
margin, year one,
329
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,039
40% year two...
330
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:31,480
OK, are we continuing
in English? Yeah?
331
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,999
Plus, you will
receive a gesture of
332
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,600
good will at the
end of every month.
333
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,399
Which will be money.
334
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,320
Dinero.
335
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,919
♪ Woman can't you see... ♪
We've all had a great time,
336
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,759
it's just that we
don't have tabs, mate,
337
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,399
so we do, do need to settle up.
338
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,719
I told, I told you,
I'm good for it, son.
339
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,399
I know, but... Don't worry, man,
I'll fucking sort you later on.
340
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,799
I'll be a lot less worried
if you just sorted it now.
341
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,919
I've got money falling
out of my arse, son.
342
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,079
I'm not seeing any falling
out your arse right now, mate.
343
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:06,279
I'll sort you. Well, I'm afraid
that's not the way of the...
344
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:09,079
The policy of the bar, so
we... Come on! Do nae be...
345
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,439
Silly cunt slap, silly
cunt bash, silly cunt slap.
346
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:12,999
Do ya know what I mean?
347
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,399
I'll see you next Tuesday...
Is there a problem?
348
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,559
There's no problem,
I'm fucking leaving.
349
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,639
Yeah, but technically he hasn't
paid. So, I'm trying to...
350
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,359
I've told ya I'm fucking good.
What the fuck is your problem?
351
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:24,319
Get on your fucking knees.
There's no need for violence.
352
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,399
Get on your fucking knees!
THE MAN GROANS IN PAIN
353
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,439
Yep. Tell him who you are.
354
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,959
I'm Andrew... Andrew Canesten.
355
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,799
He's one of my boys.
356
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,359
I'm sorry, Ronnie,
man. I'm sorry, pal.
357
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:35,959
Right, tell him who
owns this place.
358
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,919
All right, yeah, erm...
359
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,439
This is my bar!
And I will not...!
360
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,439
I will not... stand for
this behaviour, all right?
361
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,359
Kick him in the face.
362
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,519
Kick him in the face?
Please, Ronnie, mate.
363
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,239
I didn't fucking know.
Shut the fuck up!
364
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,039
Right, kick him in the face.
365
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,039
You know, it's half your
bar, so if you wanted
366
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,199
to kick him in the face...
Kick him... in the face!
367
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,919
Ah, do you know,
368
00:17:56,920 --> 00:18:00,040
normally I would, Ron,
but I'm wearing sandals.
369
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,960
Right.
370
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,320
RONNIE SCREAMS
371
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,479
Very nice. And then I'll just...
372
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,639
So... He'll wake up
with sand in his eyes.
373
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:22,240
Don't you ever fuckin'
embarrass me like that again.
374
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,480
Right? Yep.
375
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,480
What are you fucking looking at?
376
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:42,559
Oh, there you are. I
wanted to find you,
377
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,719
cos I didn't want to have to do
this in front of everyone in there
378
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:46,959
and make a massive scene.
379
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,879
But I'm gonna need you
to take your leave,
380
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,319
cos I've had just about
enough of you for one night.
381
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,079
Is that right?
382
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,399
Yeah, it is right. It's...
383
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,399
What the hell are you
doing here anyway?
384
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,119
What do you think I'm
doing here, Albert?
385
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,519
Hm? You really thought
that you could just run off
386
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,839
to Spain and that's it?
387
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:07,319
You're even thicker than I
gave you credit for, son.
388
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:10,239
We both know that
you stole the gold.
389
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,319
And I'm gonna fucking
get you for it.
390
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,199
Well, I'm sorry to
break this to you, mate,
391
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,559
but you can't fucking
touch us out here.
392
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,839
You wanna bet?
393
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,479
Do you wanna bet, more like,
was gonna be my question
394
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:26,159
to you. Do you... Cos
I'll... I love betting.
395
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:29,199
I bet till the cows
come home. And then...
396
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,039
And I can do it all night
397
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,039
and then back into
the daytime again.
398
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,199
And guess what?
399
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,280
The cows will come back out
and I'll still be betting.
400
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,399
Well, come on, then... Oh...
401
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,839
big man. Put your hand
there, let's have a bet.
402
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,199
Go on, then, bet me. I'm
not scared, I'll bet you...
403
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,480
Ow!
404
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,639
You can't do that!
405
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,160
Then report me, you mug.
406
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:06,199
Do you know who you're doing
business with? Eh, amigos?
407
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,839
They're on the run.
408
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,159
Uh...!
409
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,239
Oh, sorry about that.
410
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:14,119
Everyone all right for
drinks? All sorted.
411
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,519
NERVOUS WHISPER: What the fuck?
412
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,759
Erm, bloody... Brits abroad.
413
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,079
What was he talking about?
414
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,519
Oh, he's, erm,
he's a bit mental.
415
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,639
Es muy loco. SHE LAUGHS
416
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,399
Had a few too many drinks,
methink. And who, are you?
417
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,839
I'm... I'm the waiter.
418
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,679
And where did you say
your got your money from?
419
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,840
Erm...
420
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:46,880
I masterminded the biggest
gold robbery of all time.
421
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,880
THEY LAUGH
422
00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,679
Ah, funny girl!
423
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,479
LAUGHING: Where did
I get my money from?
424
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,119
No, no, I'll tell ya,
425
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,959
I married an old, rich man,
426
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,479
and then when he died,
he left me everything.
427
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,799
LAUGHING: It's like my wife!
428
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,440
Women!
429
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,240
What?
430
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,800
Si?
431
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,000
NATASHA CHUCKLES
432
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,920
TYRES SCREECH, LOUD CRASH
433
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,559
MAN OUTSIDE: Hands where
I can fuckin' see 'em!
434
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,679
You, get out. Hurry up, let's
go! Hands where I can see 'em...
435
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,199
Don't get out,
mate. Don't get out!
436
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,279
Stay in the car, he can't
hurt you in the car.
437
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,759
On your knees!
Hands on your heads!
438
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,799
Oi, mate! He's got kids.
439
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,359
Get out! Go!
440
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:54,000
You, on your knees.
Gimme the keys.
441
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,479
You, who's got the keys?
442
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,560
Don't fucking look at me.
443
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,439
Hurry up! Let's
fucking go! Quick!
444
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,679
Don't shoot me, all right?
I'll do anything, mate.
445
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,639
I'll be your slave.
Listen to me, listen,
446
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,679
I'll give you anything
you need, mate.
447
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,559
Whatever they're paying
you, I'll double it, mate.
448
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:23,359
I've got gold. Gold, mate.
449
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,840
What? Let's go.
450
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,879
Nah.
451
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,719
It can't be.
452
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,479
Phil? Is that you, Phil?
453
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,240
Yeah, obviously.
454
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,279
I thought you was dead.
455
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,479
Can't kill me, mate.
I'm bullet proof.
456
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,359
Well, actually the
bullet proof vest,
457
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,679
turns out, it was bullet proof.
458
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:44,879
Come on, shut your noise.
459
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,199
All right, all right.
460
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,999
Let's save the emotional
reunion stuff till later.
461
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,479
I've got so much to tell you.
462
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,039
Do you wanna stand
up? It's weird. Yeah?
463
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,679
I know where we can go.
464
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:56,799
I've been writing to this
beautiful little sort.
465
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,159
My prison fluff.
466
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:01,279
Now, she's got a place
just over near Rotherhithe.
467
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,639
We can get down there, hide
out, keep our heads down.
468
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,399
Dottie?
469
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,919
How do you know
her name's Dottie?
470
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,239
I am Dottie. That's how I
knew you was moving prison.
471
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,079
You're Dottie? Yeah.
472
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:15,719
I've been corresponding
with Dottie for months.
473
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,959
Explicit, erotic letters.
474
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,479
That's you? You're
saying that's you?
475
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,559
It was me and I was
writing it in code.
476
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,959
The whole point of a code
is everyone knows the code.
477
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:27,079
You can't make up a code and expect
people to know a code's a code!
478
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,599
This ain't the time, we've
gotta go. No, this is the time.
479
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,039
We're having this and
we're having it...
480
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,879
You've been playing
with my emotions, mate.
481
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,639
What about the pictures?
Well, it's just angles.
482
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,519
Angles? What was that,
the crease of your knee?
483
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:37,679
How'd you do that?
484
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,559
How'd you make that
look like a vagina then?
485
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,039
I tucked it back. What, your
willy? Mate, we've gotta go now.
486
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,959
You, you've got some explaining
to do. I've had a wank over you.
487
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,840
Anyway, let's go get our gold.
488
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,600
Viva... Espana.
489
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,920
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
490
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,760
MUSIC: Sembre Una Esperanza
by Enrique Morente
491
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,320
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