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[engine revs]
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We can't wait to take youse
to the formal tonight.
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We can't wait either.
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We've been thinking
about you guys all week.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah.
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Me and Rachel have been
thinking about you nonstop.
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[both gulp]
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Babe, did you book us a ride for tonight?
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Yeah, I booked us a white stretch limo.
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Oh, baby!
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No way!
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That's my favorite.
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I know it is, baby.
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I want you from the deepest
part of my heart.
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[mouthing]
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Hey, Johnny. Have you got your suit ready?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh…
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[stutters] My mum ironed it
for me this morning.
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[snickering softly]
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Hey. [clears throat]
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So, um… Me and Sam really want you guys
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to come to the pre-formal
dress-up party today.
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[suggestively] Will you… Come?
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Nah, we're good.
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Yeah, yeah, we'll come. What time?
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Um, well, everyone's meeting
there in like an hour.
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So will we see our big, strong men there?
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-Yeah, yeah, you will. You will.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, you will.
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Okay, so, um…
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This is what we want you to wear.
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I can't believe it.
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Brah, they're in love with us.
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You know how good
we're gonna look tonight?
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Yeah.
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Hey, you reckon I can go
like this to the formal?
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I love this outfit.
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What are you talking about?
You look like a cough lolly.
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Hey, isn't that…
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Oh, shit.
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Oi!
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Oi, dickhead!
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What do you want, brah?
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What are you guys dressed up for?
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Still don't have girls for the formal
tonight, you desperate cunts?
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We already got girls, brah.
Hotties as well.
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Oh, yeah, really?
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Who are they? Your cousins?
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[laughing]
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No, come on, tell us. Who are you taking?
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We're taking Rachel and Samantha.
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No way. Really?
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Yeah. We're gonna go party with them
now, so piss off, dickheads.
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Ooh, baby!
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I want you from the deepest
part of my heart.
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[all laugh]
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You fucking losers.
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Ooh, baby.
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I'm a virgin.
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I was just bullshitting!
I was just bullshitting!
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[laughs] See you later, losers.
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[melancholy ballad playing]
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♪ Goodbye, my old friend ♪
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♪ It's time to go our separate ways ♪
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♪ It feels so bittersweet ♪
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♪ But you belong to yesterday ♪
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♪ I never could rely on you ♪
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♪ You always seem to make me blue ♪
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♪ Goodbye, lonely hearts ♪
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♪ Although I knew it all along ♪
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♪ I was afraid of moving on ♪
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♪ Goodbye, lonely hearts ♪
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♪ I'm getting over all the tearsI used to cry ♪
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♪ Ooh… ♪
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♪ My lonely heart, goodbye ♪
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What happened to your party?
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Got cancelled. Get lost, Dad.
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What are you doing?
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Is there any problem
you want to talk to me about?
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-No, Dad!
-Are you having a vagina problem?
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Dad, I really don't want
to talk about this.
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When I was your age,
I had the same problem.
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No woman want to have sex with me.
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My penis caused me a lot of problem.
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But I want to tell you
about our family secret.
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-Mum!
-Listen to me, boy.
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I want you to see your grandmother.
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She has a black ointment.
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When you rub it on yourself,
you will attract beautiful women.
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It is unbelievable.
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What? Are you serious?
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Yes, boy. It is the only reason
our family has survived.
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When I put it on, I rooted nonstop.
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I rooted 523 women.
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Whoa!
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[Dad] I can root any woman I want.
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But I choose to root your mother,
because she services my penis
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and my penis only!
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Dad, stop.
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My penis became so powerful
a donkey wanted to root me.
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So I rooted it.
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I rooted a donkey!
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Okay, Dad! Oh, my God!
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-So it's an ointment you put on yourself?
-Yeah.
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And when you do, it attracts hotties?
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Yes. Stunners. My dad used it.
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It sounds like bullshit to me.
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Bullshit? Brah, my dad used it
and rooted 523 women.
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Oh, no, man. Your dad's a blow-arse.
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I know, but I could tell
he wasn't lying this time.
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He said it was so strong,
a donkey forced him to root it.
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What the hell?
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Oh, okay. So you don't want
to go to the formal, then?
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Fine. You and me can join the chess club
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and walk around the school
with chessboards.
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Is that what you wanna do? 'Cause
that's what's gonna happen to us.
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No.
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Exactly.
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You fuckhead.
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Now, come on.
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You no have a vagina for the formal?
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No, Grandma.
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It's okay. I help you.
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Here.
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Don't give this to anybody else.
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Your dick turn to avocado.
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This make you non-stop.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Give it to me.
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You will have a beautiful woman.
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They always throw themself to you.
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I give it to you.
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But you have to come back for lunch.
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Yeah, yeah, whatever. Give it to me.
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Thanks, Grandma.
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You better be careful.
You have to give it good.
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Yeah, yeah. For sure. My grandma's crazy.
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Johnny, you wanna practice?
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Nah, he's all right, Grandma.
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You never touch boobs before?
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Here. Come touch.
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See? Is already work.
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-Oh, my God.
-Holy shit. Let's get out of here.
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Touch my boobs!
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What the…
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I no have a husband for many years!
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He dead 90 years ago.
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The boy is gone. Go to your room
and prepare yourself. I am horny.
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No.
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What, no?
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What is no?
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No.
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What is this word?
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I have never heard this word before.
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I don't care.
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Please.
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-No.
-Why?
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I don't feel like it.
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You don't feel like it?
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No.
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But I feel like it, so get
in the room and get ready.
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No.
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Woman, why are you saying no?
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My testicles are hurting.
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I will call the police on you!
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Call the police?
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Why don't you call one of your 500
women to service your penis instead?
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No. No. No, no, no, no!
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You do not understand!
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-Please!
-No.
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I will be very quick this time!
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What are you talking about?
You're always quick.
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Get away from me!
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You will not have sex with me again!
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[sobs] You idiot!
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[upbeat music playing]
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All right, good luck.
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I'll be at my usual spot.
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[kisses]
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Oh, hey!
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Hello. How are you?
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Yeah, good, good.
Jeez, you're going quick.
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-Me?
-Yeah.
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Oh, this is nothing.
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[buttons beeping]
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I'm so not motivated.
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What are you training today?
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Uh, a bit of everything, you know.
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-What are you doing?
-Uh, nothing.
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Get away from me.
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So, anyway…
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Tonight, I was thinking…
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Are you sure you're not going too fast?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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[groans]
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What the f--
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How'd you go?
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Not good. I've got this old lady
who keeps staring at me.
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-You?
-What? Me too.
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This place is weird.
Let's get out of here.
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-Come over here.
-Come on, boys.
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What the hell is going on?
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[both scream]
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Is yours coming off?
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No, no! My grandma's a liar!
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I think it's in my balls!
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Me too! [screams]
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Gosh. Sounded like a shit fight
in there. You all right?
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Yes, it is my wife.
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What happened?
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No.
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My wife say to me, no.
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-She says no?
-Yes, she say no for…
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Oh, right.
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-You're in the doghouse, mate.
-Doghouse?
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No, no, I couldn't have sex with
your dog. Thank you for offering.
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What?
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No, mate.
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When your wife is angry and she
doesn't want to sleep with you,
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means you're in the doghouse.
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Yes, but my testicles
are in a massive amount of pain.
221
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That's because you've got blue balls.
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No, I do not.
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Yes, you do.
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But my testicles are black.
225
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No, no.
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When your wife says no,
you get blue balls.
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How do I make her say yes?
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Look. All I can say is
you'd better stop it early,
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or else it can go on too long.
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It's been ten years
since my wife said yes.
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Oh, no, what do I do?
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Just knock one out, mate.
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What is that?
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One of these.
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So let me see if I have this correct.
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To root your blue dog,
I have to knock him out,
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so he doesn't tell anyone?
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-Is your neck itchy?
-Yeah.
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This shit is evil, brah.
240
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Oh, my gosh!
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Look at that.
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Fucking ugliest cunt in the area
talking to the hottest babes
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like it's nothing.
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It's bullshit, brah.
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If it wasn't for that cute little puppy,
they wouldn't even look at that guy.
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Oh, my God.
247
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It's working.
248
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Aw, can I pat him?
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-Yeah, yeah. Go ahead.
-Can I pat him too?
250
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-Yeah, yeah.
-Aw!
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Where did you get them?
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They're actually orphans. We rescued them.
253
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Yeah, we… We love dogs.
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Oh, my God, that is amazing.
255
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You two are so sweet.
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[both guffaw awkwardly]
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Hey, uh…
[stutters] What are you two up to tonight?
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Oh, um… Nothing.
259
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Actually, we were looking for two
guys have a fun night out with.
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Uh… [stutters] Well, you know… Um…
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We have a [stutters] formal.
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Yeah, yeah. We have
a formal tonight [stutters] and…
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[stuttering] And… Can you…
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It's your formal tonight
and you want us to come with you?
265
00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,800
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
266
00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:51,280
Well, you know, we actually think that
there should be more guys out there
267
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:55,200
who are caring and sensitive
and respectful,
268
00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,920
who consider themselves
to be dog rights activists.
269
00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,520
Yeah, yeah. We love dogs.
270
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:02,200
You know, I think humans
should be more like dogs.
271
00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,480
I know, right?
272
00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:06,440
I wish I could do doggie style
and sniff butts all day.
273
00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,240
What? Don't you do it doggie style?
274
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,520
Well, at least with doggie style
you don't have to look at my face!
275
00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:21,440
Excuse me.
276
00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,920
Yes, how can I help you today?
277
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,200
Yes, hello. I have blue balls.
278
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,440
Sorry?
279
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,040
My balls are blue.
280
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,680
Okay, was that due to trauma to the area?
281
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,080
-Yes.
-What happened?
282
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,080
My wife say no and now my balls are blue.
283
00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:37,360
Okay.
284
00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,920
I am in the doghouse.
285
00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,960
I have a blue house with balls.
286
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,920
The dog knock one out for me.
287
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,960
I will knock one out, not with the dog.
288
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,120
I'm sorry, I don't understand
what you're saying.
289
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,080
Can I give my wife something
to make her say yes?
290
00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,480
Well, it sounds to me
like you need to give your wife
291
00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,160
a bit of love and affection.
292
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,520
Love and affection?
293
00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,560
Where do I get this? How much is that?
294
00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,040
No, unfortunately
I can't help you with that.
295
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:03,160
Okay, please give me
sleeping pills, a cloth
296
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,160
and very sharp medical scissors.
297
00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:08,000
No, look, I'm sorry, you're going to
have to leave the premises.
298
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,240
No, no, no! No!
299
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:13,760
No, I just need the pills to sleep
and the scissors to cut my balls off.
300
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:14,840
Get out!
301
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,280
Get out of here!
302
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,320
[cackles]
303
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,600
It's funny, huh?
304
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:23,800
You get a vagina?
305
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:26,880
We did. From crusty old ladies,
what the hell?
306
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,520
Sit down and eat.
307
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,600
I'm serious, Grandma, don't fuck me
around anymore, all right?
308
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,240
[groans]
309
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:39,320
Don't you talk to me like that, boy.
310
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,320
Okay.
311
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,200
You fucking rude boy!
312
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:46,480
I'm sorry. It's just, Grandma,
our formal is in four hours
313
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,400
and instead of finding babes,
you almost got us into a granny orgy.
314
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,840
-Here, have some more.
-No, no, no.
315
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,880
We don't any more of
your evil liquid, all right?
316
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,520
[laughs] Why don't you take
one of your cousin?
317
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,360
-No way.
-Why?
318
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:02,520
You have two beautiful cousin.
They are sisters.
319
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,680
-No, I don't.
-Yes, you do.
320
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,520
You used to play with them
when you were little.
321
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:11,560
But after family problem, you stop seeing.
322
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:12,680
Really?
323
00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,800
No one will know they are your cousin.
324
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,400
They are beautiful.
325
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,240
Whoa!
326
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,360
Very big boobs.
327
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,240
Just the way you like.
328
00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
329
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,600
Johnny, are you sure
don't want to practice?
330
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,280
Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure.
331
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:35,160
I think it's so great you're not scared
to take your first cousins to your formal.
332
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:38,280
Look, social norms
scare some people, but not me.
333
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,560
I'm not afraid to challenge them,
you know?
334
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,000
You're very brave.
335
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,640
Oh, here they are.
336
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,080
[both screaming]
337
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,200
What the fuck!
338
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,680
[grunting]
339
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:05,920
Look what you did to me.
340
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,440
I am non-functional!
341
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,360
Who is there?
342
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,880
Oi! Everyone shut up!
343
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,320
Those two girls are prostitutes.
344
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,480
-No, they're not.
-Yes, they are.
345
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,000
You can't prove shit, brah.
346
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,080
Have some respect. You're offending them.
347
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,240
You dickhead.
348
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,840
That is Julia and Tammy
from page 545 in the Yellow Pages.
349
00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,120
You can't prove that.
350
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,920
No one even has the Yellow Pages
any more, dickhead.
351
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,040
Yes, I actually have one right here.
352
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,119
Look.
353
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,760
[all gasping]
354
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,640
Hey, Jackson, is that you?
355
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,000
Yeah, I remember him.
356
00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:15,720
He hired us for 30 minutes.
357
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:19,359
You lasted 30 seconds and then
you asked us to play with your feet.
358
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:23,160
By the way, did you fix
your little problem?
359
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,640
[all chuckling]
360
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,600
[guffaws]
361
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,160
Now fuck off, you idiot! Get out of here.
362
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,080
I don't want to see your head back here.
363
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,640
Come here, baby.
364
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,240
Babe, I'm sorry!
365
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,640
I thought I was the only one
who played with your feet!
366
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,040
Babe, you do. She's lying.
367
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,800
I only copped a gobby from her.
368
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,680
[dance music playing]
369
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,800
-[music stops]
-Get them out of here now!
370
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,160
You cleaned the house.
371
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,120
Yes, I did.
372
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,760
[gasps] Oh, my God!
373
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,760
Oh, my God!
374
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,920
The clothes. They're all gone.
375
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,480
-Did you--
-Yes.
376
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,080
I put them in the washing machine.
377
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,400
-But did you put--
-Fabric softener?
378
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,160
-Yes, I did.
-[gasps]
379
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,760
150 milliliter.
380
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,800
[rhythmic thudding]
381
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:35,440
-[Mum screams]
-[Dad grunts]
382
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:42,080
-[screaming excitedly]
-[continues grunting]
383
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:46,920
Lucky bastard.
384
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,280
Hey, love…
385
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,480
[wife] Fuck off!
386
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,000
Thanks for tonight.
387
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,320
No, thank you.
388
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,120
We had so much fun.
389
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,600
We were thinking…
390
00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,840
[both] We actually really like you two.
391
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,400
That's funny because we really like you.
392
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,240
No, seriously, you two are really fun.
393
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:06,760
Sweet guys.
394
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:10,200
If you want, we'd be happy to, you know…
395
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,520
[Superwog] Oh, yeah!
396
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,760
[Julia] Mmm, yeah!
397
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,040
You like that?
398
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,680
[Superwog] Yeah, yeah. I do.
399
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,840
I love it when it's red in the middle.
400
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,880
[Tammy] Oh! It's spilling everywhere!
401
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,680
[Johnny] Yeah,
here put this in your mouth,
402
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,600
tell me this isn't the best
thing you've had.
403
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:27,680
Wow!
404
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,200
We never thought we'd meet two guys
405
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,640
who are as passionate
about doughnuts as we are.
406
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,880
So when do we do anal?
407
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:39,680
What?
408
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,880
Ohhh! I feel so much better.
409
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:46,160
Oh, my God.
I think I need to see a physio.
410
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:50,840
You are the only woman
who can truly service my penis.
411
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,440
Thank you.
412
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,160
That is very sweet of you.
413
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:57,720
What?
414
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,520
Did you really sleep
with all those 500 women?
415
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:01,840
No, no.
416
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,280
I just said that
to give the boy confidence.
417
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:05,400
It is not true.
418
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,640
What about the donkey?
419
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:10,960
No, that is true.
420
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,480
But I had to.
421
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,160
The donkey would not leave me alone.
422
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,360
[theme music playing]
423
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,720
I was just bullshitting!
424
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:26,000
-[Jackson laughs] See you later, losers!
-[laughs]
425
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:30,320
[snickering]
426
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,200
Fuck you, then!
427
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,080
[both laugh]
428
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:36,400
What?
429
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,560
[laughs]
430
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,880
[wolf-whistles poorly]
431
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:41,800
[all laughing]
432
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,840
Get the fuck out of here!
433
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,360
[laughs]
434
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:52,720
[laughing]
435
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,360
Don't fuck me around anymore, all right?
436
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:58,800
Oh, what the hell?
437
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,520
[laughs]
438
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,280
-Hey.
-Hey.
439
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,440
You do anal, I know,
I saw it on the ad, you fuckwit.
440
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,360
[laughs]
441
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,920
There are only two ways to get Bitcoins.
442
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,160
You either buy them or you find them.
443
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,360
Okay, so how many have
the computers found?
444
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,760
The electricity bill! This is madness.
445
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:22,800
Where are we going to find
free electricity and Internet?
446
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,560
Are these the one you're after, fat boy?
447
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:25,960
Yes, thank you.
448
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,400
You think I cannot make electricity?
449
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:29,920
[grunting]
450
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,920
[computer trilling]
451
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,680
That means in half an hour we'll
have earned hundreds of Bitcoins.
452
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,240
Cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin
453
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,920
have risen in value by over 1,000%
454
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,800
in the last two hours.
455
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,320
Nothing says success like a Ferrari.
456
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:44,760
How will you be paying?
457
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:46,680
Bitcoin!
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