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[engine revs]
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Brah, all this because you refused to
pay full price for a toilet plunger.
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It is the principle.
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They put the price up
during the holiday to fuck people up.
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-Not me!
-All right. What's next?
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-Now, we demolish the wall.
-Oh. I'll do it.
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No, no. I will do it.
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[both grunting]
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-But I want to do it!
-[laughs triumphantly]
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You will never beat me, boy.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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I will always win,
no matter what you challenge me in.
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Never challenge me.
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[smashing]
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-Okay. Can I have a go now?
-No!
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Dad!
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Wait! Wait! Wait! Look!
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What the…
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What is it?
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It's a letter.
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What the…
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Dad, it's dated April 1942.
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[man] "My beloved Helen,
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if you open this letter,
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it means I have passed awayon the battlefield.
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I have buried my inherited family jewelry.
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The exact location is the SpoonersLookout sign in the Blue Mountains.
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It will be enoughto look after our entire family.
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All you need is a shovel."
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Dad, we have to go now.
This could be worth millions.
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Give me that.
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We cannot take these things.
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It is evil to take something
meant for the dead.
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No, it's not! What are they
going to do with it?
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You are a fucking thief, boy.
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-Where are you going?
-I will give it to the police.
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Now? Mum's got the car.
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It is okay. I will catch the bus.
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You can start bashing the wall now.
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No. I'm okay, actually.
I don't want to anymore.
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-I'll come with you.
-It is okay. Please, I want you to.
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I will deal with
all this boring paperwork myself.
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No. I'm okay. I'll come.
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[car approaches and stops]
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-That must be your mother.
-Yeah.
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[both grunting]
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Let go of me!
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What's going on? What's going on?
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-Move! move!
-Just a moment!
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[screaming] Ahhh! What's going on?
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[Mum shrieks]
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You fucking dog!
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[phone vibrating]
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-Hello?
-What the hell took you so long?
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-What?
-I waited, like, six rings.
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-So?
-You normally answer within three rings.
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I got to wait six rings now?
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-What's this bullshit?
-Yeah, well, maybe I'm a six-ring guy now.
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I need you to take me
to the Blue Mountains.
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No, man. Every time I come with you,
it always ends up bad for me.
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Brah, this is different.
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Someone left jewelry and
I'm going there to dig it up for myself.
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We're talking millions of dollars here.
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I want a cut.
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-You want a cut?
-Yeah, I want a cut.
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How about I cut your face, huh?
How about I cut your fucking face?
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-See you, man.
-Wait! Wait!
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Okay. What do you want?
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I want a PlayStation and three new games!
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Why aren't you telling me
what's happening?
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Tell me what's happening.
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I'm taking you on a holiday.
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You're taking me on a holiday?
Who did you sleep with?
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-Was it Sylvia from the post office?
-No.
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It was her, wasn't it?
I knew you loved her.
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I did not sleep with Sylvia!
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Yes, you did. I can smell her.
I can't believe it. I can't--
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I did not sleep with Sylvia!
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[panting]
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Oh!
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Stay here! Do not leave the car!
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What are you doing? What are you doing?
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Okay. Look. I wanted to surprise you,
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but I am taking you on a holiday!
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But we have to hurry up!
It is very special!
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Wait! I know you want to surprise me,
but is it a tropical or snowy holiday?
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-Because I need to buy clothes.
-Uh, tropical!
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-Ah! I have to buy bikinis.
-No! Do not buy bikinis!
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-Stay in the car!
-Why not? I need bikinis.
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Are you taking me to Versace Hotel?
I have to fashion.
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Everyone is fashion there.
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Boy, what is this?
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It's a sign.
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Yes, but, uh, what does it say?
I have trouble because of English.
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-What?
-I have trouble because English!
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All right. You go start up the car.
I'll get a shovel.
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Where are we gonna fit the bike?
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Fuck the bike! I'll buy you another one!
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I'm going to get us sausage sizzles.
Want onions on yours?
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We don't have time
for a sausage sizzle, you fat arse!
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Yeah, put onions on mine.
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Mate, you're going to have to calm down.
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I am calm! He's fucking idiot!
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-What are you after?
-I want shovel! Where is shovel?
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Shovels. Right. They're in aisle eight.
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You all right?
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[Superwog on PA]
Huge sale. 90% off toilet plungers.
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90% off toilet plungers in aisle 30,
only available for the next 60 seconds.
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Toilet plungers, best quality,last chance, perfect for tight-arses.
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[engine starts]
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Get in the car! Get in the car!
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Oh, no.
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[panting]
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What the fuck?
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-[loud bang]
-[both scream]
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Hey!
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[laughs] Win at everything, huh?
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[gasps] My poor baby!
What happened to you?
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Nothing. I fell.
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Honey, did you move the car? Where is it?
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It's gone. I moved it.
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Let's go to the travel agent.
I'll see if we can get
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business class upgrades for the holiday.
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There is no fucking holiday!
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What? I thought we were
going to the Maldives.
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We are not fucking going to Maldives!
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You know, this is why I'm sick of you!
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How could you do this to me?
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I already went shopping for the Maldives!
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I shouldn't have married you!
I want to divorce you!
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-[engine starts]
-You idiot! What are you doing?
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Don't you listen to me
when I'm talking, you--
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Highway patrol!
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[car horn honks]
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[truck horn honks]
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What the hell are you doing, mate?
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Which way?
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Google Maps isn't recognizing the address.
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Are you using the map apps?
'Cause that's shit. Use Google Maps.
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-It's not coming up!
-Shit. We got to ask someone.
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Hey, do you know
where Spooners Lookout is?
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No order, no direction.
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What?
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No order, no direction.
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Okay. We get one rice paper roll.
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No!
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Minimum $20 order.
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Oh, my God. Now, everyone wants a cut!
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[laughs]
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[slurping]
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You fat boy. You hungry.
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Okay. Where's Spooners Lookout?
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No eat, no direction.
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What? You changed it!
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You said, "No order, no direction."
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No eat, no direction!
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[speaking foreign language]
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Get closer! Get closer to him!
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Special delivery from Bunnings, you idiot!
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[groans]
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[gasps] Take me home.
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Actually, do you know
where the Maldives is?
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[pants]
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[grunts]
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[in American accent] Ooh. Busted-up bike?
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Are you talking to me?
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[laughing] No. The guy behind you.
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What? Who is behind me? Where is he?
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No! Your bike! Is it busted?
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Yes, it is busted.
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You're hurt pretty bad.
Uh, you want a ride?
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Yes! Please! Please!
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Where you heading?
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Blue Mountain.
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Well, come on in!
I'm sure we can work something out.
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You are a very kind American!
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Oh, brah, I don't feel so well! Pull over!
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Are you crazy?
We're, like, 15 minutes away.
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Brah, I'm sick! Stop!
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Yeah, and I need to piss.
I've held it the whole time.
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Oh, for the love of God, stop!
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I think I've got a fever!
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I think that pho lady fucked me up!
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Shut up! Shut up! I don't care!
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How's it feel to beat your dad tonight?
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Good, good. It's a good feeling
to beat a peasant like him.
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I mean, you not only beat him in the ring.
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You've beaten him
at everything else in life.
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[crowd cheers]
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Please, do me. Do me, Superwog.
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I would love to.
Can I do youse both in the ring?
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Are you okay?
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-[Johnny retches]
-Ahhh! Ahhh! What the fuck?
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[Johnny] I'm dying!
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[laughs]
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We need to take you to a hospital.
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No, no. You are very kind. Keep going.
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I've seen a lot, and I can tell that
you are severely burnt.
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-It's fine. Keep going.
-No way, my friend.
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You'll get infected.
We have to take you now.
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No! Do not take me to the hospital!
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I just want to keep going! Keep going!
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-[groans]
-What the fuck, bro?
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I told you to pull over!
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I'm going to shit myself!
I'm going to shit myself!
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I don't even care
about the PlayStation anymore!
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-Over there.
-[groans]
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[groans]
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[Superwog groaning] Oh, my God!
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[Johnny groans]
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[Superwog groans]
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Where are we taking them?
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They want them back at HQ.
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-Both of them?
-Yeah. It's a big job.
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Fuck it. Just take one, then.
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[rattling]
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Wow! This really does smell
like Thai passion lavender!
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Johnny?
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Johnny!
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Johnny! Johnny!
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Okay! Who wants to see
the Australian Explorers Museum?
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[both] Yay!
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No, no. This is very boring. Trust me.
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But I want to see the Explorers Museum.
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Have you been to the Three Sisters?
This is more fun!
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Okay, mister. Looks like
we're turning here. The museum it is!
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-Nobody move!
-[American mum yelps]
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Here! Get out of the seat and sit down!
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Everybody stay calm!
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Holy shit. It's okay. It's-- It's okay.
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Let the man do what he wants.
Just… Don't hurt us.
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That is better! Now, stay quiet, huh?
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Don't make any sudden moves!
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You tossers!
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Need a lift there, baby?
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Where you headed to?
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Spooners Lookout.
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That's not too far from here.
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Just hoping to spend more time
with you, that's all.
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[chuckles awkwardly] Yeah.
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Gosh, you're beautiful.
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Yeah. Thanks.
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No!
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Hello, little boy.
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Why is your head so big?
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Honey, stop. Don't say that.
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No, no. It is okay.
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My head is big because my father
dropped me as a baby. [laughs]
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-Now, go back!
-Where are you taking us?
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Uh, oh, not far. Just sit down.
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Everybody just stay calm.
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We're going to be okay.
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Just relax.
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I am normal, you see? [laughs]
255
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No! Sit down! Sit down!
256
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[family]
♪ Amazing grace ♪
257
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♪ How sweet the sound ♪
258
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,760
♪ That saved a wretch ♪
259
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,520
♪ Like me ♪
260
00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:20,000
♪ I once was lost… ♪
261
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[American dad] Now!
262
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,240
[grunts]
263
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:42,880
[Dad groaning]
264
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,440
This is for America!
265
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,680
Can't this go any faster?
266
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,920
No. This truck's speed-limited,
unfortunately.
267
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,400
So…
268
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,240
-What's your name?
-Uh, Becky.
269
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,640
Oh.
270
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,040
That's a… That's a cute name.
271
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,240
What are you doing?
272
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:27,600
[unzips pants]
273
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,560
-It's been a while.
-Let me out.
274
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,120
-Oh, come on, darling.
-No.
275
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,240
[grunts]
276
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,720
No means no, you fucking rapist cunt!
277
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:43,400
What, you're just going to go pull
your dick out to a woman like that?
278
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:46,280
You fucking should be disgusted
with yourself, you filthy animal.
279
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:47,960
Get the fuck out of here.
280
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,280
Get the-- Get-- Get the fuck…
281
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,160
You fucking weirdo!
282
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,880
What the hell just happened to me?
283
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,320
[groaning softly]
284
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:13,720
What the fuck?
285
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:40,680
Give me your bike and your clothes!
286
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,360
[both laugh]
287
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,800
Come on! Come on! Come on!
288
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,440
[metal creaking]
289
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:14,960
Shit!
290
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,080
Ahhh!
291
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,240
[grunts]
292
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,800
[both grunting]
293
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,320
Ahhh! [grunting]
294
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,000
Ahhh!
295
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,600
It is mine!
296
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,440
It is all mine!
297
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,960
Come here. Come here!
298
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,520
[Dad] Get away from me, boy!
299
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,080
[Superwog] Give it to me!
300
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,200
[Dad] I told you I would always win!
301
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,320
[both grunting]
302
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:55,480
-Give it to me! Give it to me!
-Boy, pull me up first.
303
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,560
I'll pull you up,
but we have to split the money!
304
00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,400
-Quickly! I am falling! Pull me up!
-We have to split the money!
305
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,560
-Okay! Okay! We will split it!
-How much?
306
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,960
-70-30, my favor!
-No way! I'll drop you!
307
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:10,320
-Okay! Okay!
-80-20, in my favor!
308
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,000
-What?
-80-20!
309
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:15,200
I won, Dad. You got no choice.
Give me the money!
310
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,920
-I have no choice?
-Yeah, that's it! I won!
311
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,160
I have no choice?
312
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,840
No!
313
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,480
You will get nothing!
314
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,760
You will not see one dollar!
315
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,120
I am the only winner!
316
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:37,640
[echoing] I am the only winner!
317
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:45,360
[newscast theme plays on TV]
318
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,200
[reporter] An American father
319
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,720
will never have to worka day in his life again.
320
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:55,080
After discovering hidden vintage jewelrythis afternoon worth millions of dollars.
321
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,680
When asked what he was
going to do with it…
322
00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:02,120
Oh, well, the first thing is,I'm going to share it 50-50 with my son.
323
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,720
[reporter] It goes to showthat sharing really is caring.
324
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,960
At least you won, though, right?
325
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:14,240
-[Superwog] Fucking--
-[Dad] I will kill you!
326
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,400
[theme music playing]
327
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,280
[panting]
328
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,560
[laughs]
329
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,480
[truck driver sniffs loudly]
330
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,480
[both laugh]
331
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,280
Brah, I'm sick! Stop!
332
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,840
[laughing]
333
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,560
[laughs]
334
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:06,840
[both laugh]
335
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,440
[Superwog groaning]
336
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,640
[both groaning]
337
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,880
[laughs]
338
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,120
[groans]
339
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,000
[both laugh]
340
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,760
[laughs]
341
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,720
[laughs]
342
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,040
Look at me, Theo!
343
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,640
We have a scene to do!
344
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,840
[both laugh]
345
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,600
Boy, your final exam is this week!
346
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:41,720
So?
347
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:45,120
The final exam will determine
the rest of your life!
348
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,560
If I knew anything about exams,
I wouldn't be here cleaning shit, would I?
349
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,920
I want the exam paper. I want it now!
350
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:51,960
Are you crazy?
351
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,680
Wait a minute. That's it.
352
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,840
We steal the exam paper!
353
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,200
I think I found it!
354
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,160
Yes! Yes! Oh, my God! This is it!
355
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:08,040
[all shout]
356
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,480
Fuck off! Get the fuck away from it!
357
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,400
[all shout]
358
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,760
47, C. 48, B.
359
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,680
49, D. 50, A.
360
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,000
Yes!
361
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,560
[laughs]
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