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♪ I'm carving in
Grandma's house ♪
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♪ Carving in Grandma's house ♪
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♪ And waiting for
my best friend! ♪
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And there he is.
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I'll get the door, Master Remy.
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Ah, Remy's here,
Remy's here, Remy's here!
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- Hi, Cricket.
- Uh, Remy, you gonna come outside?
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Oh, yeah, sorry.
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Do you require anything
else today, Master Remy?
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Perhaps your favorite,
cucumber slices?
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No, thanks, Vazquez.
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I'm feeling mirabulous today,
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and if I need anything,
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I brought my
No Limit credit card.
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Flaunt yo stacks!
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Very good, Master Remy.
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Wow, Remy, you're in rare form.
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What was that thing you said?
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Oh, hashtag flaunt yo stacks!
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Just like Itchaboi says.
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Itchy boy? Are you an itchy boy?
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Grandma's got some lotion
inside if you need any.
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You haven't heard of Itchaboi?
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Have you been
living under a rock?
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No.
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Well, Itchaboi is my favorite
social media influencer.
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Here, I'll show you a video.
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What's up, best friends?
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It's your boy, Itchaboi!
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All right, guys.
It's flex on your
haters Friday,
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so you know I'm gonna list
off everyone who's wronged me.
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But first, it's time to
hashtag flaunt yo stacks!
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- Oh, hey, Itchy.
- Cash slap!
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Good one, Itchy!
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I don't get it,
he's just got a lot of money
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and brags about it.
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Nuh-uh, he gets real sometimes.
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What's up, my precious peeps?
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Are haters trying to
offer you valid criticism?
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If so, support
my new initiative,
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Negate The Hate.
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And check out all my
new mirabulous merch!
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Link in the description!
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You see there,
he's just trying
to sell stuff.
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Wait, how did you...
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Yeah, I can't help it.
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He's so genuine,
and I wanna support him.
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Are you guys talking
about Itchaboi?
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Yeah!
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Mirabulous for life!
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Remy? Remy!
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What has gotten
into that young man?
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Oh, hello.
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What's this?
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An endless portal to cat videos?
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I may never close my eyes again.
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Tilly, we've talked about this.
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You have to blink.
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Hm?
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Sorry, Papa, I was just perusing
some of the quality content
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the internet has to offer.
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Who's making these videos?
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Anyone can make a
video about anything.
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Here's one you'd like, Papa.
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Hey guys, today
I'm gonna teach you
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how to grout your tiles
with a handy life hack.
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First, plop some
eggs on the floor,
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and then add a little sand.
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Finally, you've just
gotta smear it around,
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and really push in.
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What is he doing?
This is all wrong!
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I'd like to lodge a complaint!
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If you're upset about the video,
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why don't you make your own?
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Well, I'd love to
spread proper information,
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but I don't know
how to make a video.
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It's okay, Papa. I'll help.
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I'll be your director.
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What's up, my cherished homeys?
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It's your boy Itchaboi!
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I love you more than
your parents ever will,
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and I've got a real
special treat for y'all.
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Today, in Big City,
I'm opening up the first ever
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Hashtag Be Mirabulous
pop-up store.
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Oh, I don't pay taxes!
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That's nearby!
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We can take my limo!
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Remy, what's going on?
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Don't you wanna follow me around
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and get into wacky
antics like normal?
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Uh, sorry, Cricket,
but if we don't go now,
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he's gonna burn all
his merchandise that
doesn't get sold.
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Exclusivity!
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So?
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You wouldn't get it, Cricket,
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You don't really like
the internet or merch.
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They're already out of posters!
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We have to go now!
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- Oh, come on, guys!
- Flaunt your stacks!
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- Come on! Oh, really?
- Flaunt your stacks!
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Really, come on.
This is ridiculous.
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Vasquez, don't you think Remy's
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getting a little too
into this nonsense?
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I think Master Remy's having fun
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and doesn't need you ruining it.
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- Don't follow us.
- Oh yeah, or what?
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You're gonna beat up a kid?
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Huh? Wait, wait, what are
you doing with that?
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Nope, you're good, whoa!
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And we're rolling.
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Hello, I'm BillGreen123,
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and I'm going to show
you the right way
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to reapply grout.
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Strap yourself in, because
this is going to be a long
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and detail-oriented video.
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- Huh?
- First and foremost,
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make sure you've got
your grout spreader, or a float,
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as we call it in the biz.
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Uh, Tilly?
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Am I still in the shot?
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Papa, I've gotta
be honest with you.
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I don't think anyone's
gonna watch this video.
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But I'm speaking clearly
and concisely about grout!
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That may be true,
but people nowadays
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have short attention spans.
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You've gotta keep them
distracted with cats.
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Uh, if you say so.
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Hi, I'm BillGreen123,
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and this is our cat.
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Oop.
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Uh...
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Here, let me help you there.
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Now remember,
don't let any setbacks
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keep you from getting the
tile floor of your dreams.
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This is gold.
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Look at that shirt!
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I think we need
to buy everything.
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Somebody's gotta
talk some sense into Remy.
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Whoa!
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This costs $800.
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Oh, yeah, now we're
officially mirabulous!
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Remy!
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Okay, look, I didn't
wanna mess with your fun,
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but I'm starting to feel like
this whole thing is a scam.
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Really, Cricket?
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Now you just sound like
one of Itchaboi's haters.
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No, I'm not a hater.
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I just feel very strongly
that this Itchaboi guy
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is stringing you along.
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Hater.
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Okay, you three are hopeless,
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but Remy, this isn't you.
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You never cared about flanking
your steaks or whatever
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before this weirdo showed up.
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You just don't get it, Cricket!
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Itchaboi's message is
about spreading positivity
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by buying merchandise,
so that other people know
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how much positivity
you're spreading.
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Remy, buddy, you've gotta
know how stupid that sounds.
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I thought you were my friend!
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But face it, Cricket,
you a hater.
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Huh?
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Whoa, Remy, wait!
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I'm just trying to help!
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Welcome, distinguished guests,
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the world premier of Papa's
Instructional Grout Video,
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although I may have taken
a few creative liberties.
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Hello, I'm BillGreen123,
and I'm going to show you
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- the right way to reapply grout.
- - Grout.
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To your kitchen tile.
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Oop.
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Uh...
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Ugh.
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Here, let me help you.
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Grout.
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Grout.
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What's this for now?
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Grout.
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Grout.
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Made by Tilly.
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So, what'd you think?
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Well, I...
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Anyway, the video
is very interesting,
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but where's all
the grout information?
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Oh, that stuff
just wasn't playing.
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I think this is what the
people are gonna want to see.
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Well, you're the director.
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All right, I'm gonna go finish
grouting the kitchen tile.
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I don't know
what's wrong with Bill,
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this is comedy gold!
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What's good, my sweet buds.
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You mean the world to me.
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Now I know you all
wish I was there,
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but I couldn't make it,
'cause I'm tired.
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I didn't sleep well last night.
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Why?!
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Anyway, I'm here to tell you
about something even better,
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The Mirabulous Crewse
for my Mirabulous Crew!
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Das yous.
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My private party bus
is waiting outside
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to take you to the dock,
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and once we're at sea,
I promise, promise, promise,
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you'll get to meet me.
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We get to meet Itchaboi?
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And the best part is,
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tickets are only $1 million!
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- Awe!
- Oh, man, What?
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I can't afford that.
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Awe, Kiki, that's too bad.
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For you!
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Woo!
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Listen, Master Cricket.
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You are not allowed
to talk to Master Remy.
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Well, that's just fine,
'cause I wanna talk to you.
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Isn't it your job
to protect Remy?
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Yes, so?
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Well, Itchaboi is turning
Remy into a brainwashed zombie
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who will buy
anything mirabulous,
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and calls his friends haters.
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That's ridiculous!
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Master Remy is the sweet,
loving, tender boy
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we've always known.
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Out of my way, losers!
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Master Remy,
where are you going?
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I'm spending a million dollars
to go live on a boat
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with a stranger
from the internet!
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Also, you're fired!
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Flaunt yo stacks!
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Master Remy, wait, no!
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Okay, I see what
you were saying now.
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If Remy spends all
that time with Itchaboi,
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he'll be lost forever.
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We've gotta work
together and stop him
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from getting on that boat!
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Okay.
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Yeow!
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Papa, I'm really
sorry about the...
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Ah, I see you've tiled
the whole kitchen.
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I'm very passionate about grout.
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That's why I'm here.
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I wasn't a very
good collaborator,
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so I reedited the footage
to include both our ideas.
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To finish up, you've gotta tilt
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at a nice 60 degree angle,
and voila.
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There you go!
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Great job, everyone.
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In my next video, I'll show
you how to install drywall
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without the fuss.
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Awe, Tilly.
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Heh, the original was better.
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This has been
a Billy Tilly Production.
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What's this for now?
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Hah, you kept that!
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Thanks, Tilly.
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We make a good team.
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Oh, my stitches.
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Was swimming really
the best way to get here?
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I needed to get my
cardio in for the day.
259
00:08:42,839 --> 00:08:43,855
Whoa!
260
00:08:43,879 --> 00:08:45,315
Itchaboi, I'm here!
261
00:08:45,339 --> 00:08:46,725
It's your best friend, Remy!
262
00:08:46,749 --> 00:08:47,855
Hey, there he is.
263
00:08:47,879 --> 00:08:49,275
Itchaboi, you here?
264
00:08:49,299 --> 00:08:50,935
Yes I am, little dude.
265
00:08:50,959 --> 00:08:53,025
In the fleshy-flesh.
266
00:08:53,049 --> 00:08:54,855
Wow-wee, you're really here!
267
00:08:54,879 --> 00:08:56,485
Whoa, no hugs yet, buddy.
268
00:08:56,509 --> 00:08:58,275
Before I give you any
sort of validation
269
00:08:58,299 --> 00:09:01,025
for your behavior, $1 million.
270
00:09:01,049 --> 00:09:03,275
Oh, yeah, anything
for you, best friend!
271
00:09:04,749 --> 00:09:06,485
No!
272
00:09:07,959 --> 00:09:09,605
Hey, give me back my card!
273
00:09:09,629 --> 00:09:11,395
Squad up, squad up!
274
00:09:11,419 --> 00:09:12,895
What up, boy?
275
00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,485
Vasquez!
276
00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,985
Go, Cricket!
Get Master Remy off the boat!
277
00:09:18,009 --> 00:09:19,605
Come and get it, Remy!
278
00:09:19,629 --> 00:09:20,985
Wait!
279
00:09:21,009 --> 00:09:22,985
Cash slap, cash slap,
cash slap, cash slap!
280
00:09:23,009 --> 00:09:24,985
Give me back my muns, you hater!
281
00:09:26,249 --> 00:09:28,275
Come on, Remy.
He's not your friend!
282
00:09:28,299 --> 00:09:29,895
You're just an
open wallet to him.
283
00:09:29,919 --> 00:09:32,065
You shouldn't
listen to Itchaboi.
284
00:09:32,089 --> 00:09:33,985
And what? Listen to you instead?
285
00:09:34,009 --> 00:09:35,275
Huh?
286
00:09:35,299 --> 00:09:36,579
Cash slap, cash slap, cash slap!
287
00:09:40,089 --> 00:09:41,459
Whoa!
288
00:09:45,049 --> 00:09:46,855
Master Cricket,
what's the hold up?
289
00:09:48,049 --> 00:09:50,025
Come on, little man,
be mirabulous!
290
00:09:50,049 --> 00:09:52,315
Now, negate him!
Negate that hater!
291
00:09:52,339 --> 00:09:54,485
Here, take it.
292
00:09:54,509 --> 00:09:56,935
You shouldn't listen
to Itchaboi or me.
293
00:09:56,959 --> 00:09:58,685
You should do what
makes you happy,
294
00:09:58,709 --> 00:10:00,145
because I'll be your
friend either way.
295
00:10:00,169 --> 00:10:01,645
Ha, he's giving up!
296
00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:03,645
Now let's party together,
little man.
297
00:10:03,669 --> 00:10:06,275
Just you, me,
and that $1 million.
298
00:10:06,299 --> 00:10:08,275
That's right, I'm gonna go
299
00:10:08,299 --> 00:10:10,275
with the most mirabulous
person I know.
300
00:10:10,299 --> 00:10:11,685
Ha-ha, yes!
301
00:10:11,709 --> 00:10:12,686
Cricket!
302
00:10:12,710 --> 00:10:14,105
What? No!
303
00:10:14,129 --> 00:10:15,605
Ha-ha, good to
have you back, buddy!
304
00:10:15,629 --> 00:10:17,355
Sorry, Itchaboi. It's been real,
305
00:10:17,379 --> 00:10:19,169
but I know who
my true friends are.
306
00:10:20,009 --> 00:10:20,896
Ha, got'em!
307
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,879
I was a hologram the whole time!
308
00:10:24,049 --> 00:10:25,565
Wow, what was I thinking?
309
00:10:25,589 --> 00:10:28,275
What do you say we get
out of here, best friends?
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00:10:29,959 --> 00:10:31,485
Grout.
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00:10:31,509 --> 00:10:34,935
♪ I've got sweat in my eyes ♪
312
00:10:34,959 --> 00:10:38,645
♪ Lost a bet and got
bit by 100 flies ♪
313
00:10:38,669 --> 00:10:41,855
♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪
314
00:10:41,879 --> 00:10:44,895
♪ Hit every branch and
scraped up both my knees ♪
315
00:10:44,919 --> 00:10:46,855
♪ I got chased by a dog ♪
316
00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:48,645
♪ Bit by a frog ♪
317
00:10:48,669 --> 00:10:50,185
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
318
00:10:50,209 --> 00:10:52,065
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
319
00:10:52,089 --> 00:10:55,725
♪ I got splinters
at seven and ten ♪
320
00:10:55,749 --> 00:10:58,299
♪ And tomorrow
I'll do it all again ♪♪
321
00:10:58,323 --> 00:11:01,323
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