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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:05,572 ♪ All of dem, I want it all, gimme all of dat ♪ 2 00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:07,574 ♪ All of dem, I want it all, gimme all of dat ♪ 3 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:09,576 ♪ All of dem, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme all of dem ♪ 4 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:11,311 ♪ 1, 2, makin' that boom, gimme headroom ♪ 5 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:12,579 ♪ Stretched out all in the backseat ♪ 6 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:14,714 ♪ I need the leg room ♪ 7 00:00:14,714 --> 00:00:16,916 ♪ Gimme, gimme suga, suga, honey, what that bread do? ♪ 8 00:00:16,916 --> 00:00:18,718 ♪ Sticky, sticky money trees, stuck to me, don't never move ♪ 9 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:20,620 ♪ Call me Señora Cash Dolla, holla ♪ 10 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:22,422 ♪ If the coin talking, ring my Motorola ♪ 11 00:00:22,422 --> 00:00:24,424 ♪ Or I be on DND chillin' in my Corolla ♪ 12 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:26,426 ♪ Posted up like a piece of art at the MOMA, MOMA ♪ 13 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:28,395 ♪ All of dem, I want it all, gimme all of dat ♪ 14 00:00:28,395 --> 00:00:30,196 ♪ All of dem, gimme, gimme, gimme all of dem ♪ 15 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:32,198 ♪ All of dem, I want it all, gimme all of dat ♪ 16 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:34,401 ♪ All of dem, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme all of dem ♪ 17 00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:37,070 ♪ All of dem, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme all of dem ♪ 18 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:39,272 ♪ Come here, baby, quiet down, and listen ♪ Yo, yo, yo, whassup? 19 00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:41,074 Unh-unh. 20 00:00:41,074 --> 00:00:43,143 ♪ I'm tryna get it all tonight, it's a mission ♪ 21 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:44,611 ♪ Gimme, gimme all the spice ♪ 22 00:00:44,611 --> 00:00:46,479 Thank you so much for doing this. 23 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:48,081 Can she even see this fake boyfriending I'm doing? 24 00:00:48,081 --> 00:00:49,649 Oh, yeah. I guarantee you, 25 00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:51,084 she is watching from that window right now. 26 00:00:51,084 --> 00:00:53,019 [ Seatbelt clicks ] 27 00:00:53,019 --> 00:00:54,621 ♪ All of dem, I want it all, gimme all of dat ♪ 28 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:56,222 Now she's gonna go binge "7th Heaven," 29 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:58,058 which is her, like, really dark go-to. 30 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,526 ♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme all of dem ♪ 31 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:00,794 ♪ All of dem ♪ 32 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:02,228 So, with pictures, 33 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:05,465 are you, like, good with taking them? 34 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:09,002 'Cause, like -- just 'cause she stalks my Insta, so... 35 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:11,304 ♪ Gimme dem, gimme dat, gimme dat ♪ 36 00:01:11,304 --> 00:01:14,307 ♪ Gimme a little pat on my bum bum, little-bitty bum bum ♪ 37 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:16,843 [ Cellphone camera clicks ] ♪ Gimme a little, little, little, little lover pat ♪ 38 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:19,946 Oh, she's nervous for the fake date! 39 00:01:19,946 --> 00:01:21,648 ♪ Ta-ta-ta ♪ 40 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:24,951 ♪ Rrrr, poppa-pop, poppa-pop-pop-pop-pop ♪ 41 00:01:24,951 --> 00:01:26,586 [ Cellphone chimes ] 42 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:29,622 Wherever you want to drop me off is totally cool. 43 00:01:29,622 --> 00:01:31,591 I'm good. 44 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:32,926 Oh. 45 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,527 Okay, great. Awesome. 46 00:01:34,527 --> 00:01:36,196 Um, well, if you want to go anywhere, 47 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:37,764 I'll happily pay for it. 48 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:40,867 Like Yogurtland or Din Tai Fung or whatever. 49 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:42,068 Mm. 50 00:01:42,068 --> 00:01:44,871 [ Cellphone chimes ] 51 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:47,273 Oh, my God. Riley won't stop texting me. 52 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:49,175 Ask Cunt if she's looking for a ride. 53 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:51,111 From your phone? 54 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,445 Yes. 55 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:55,715 Chester: See? She trusts him. 56 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:57,717 ♪♪ 57 00:01:57,717 --> 00:01:59,953 Should I -- Should I call her a cunt? 58 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,488 Yes. 59 00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:04,390 [ Cellphone clicks, chimes ] 60 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:07,560 [ Woman singing in Spanish ] 61 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,195 [ Cellphone chimes ] 62 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:12,499 Okay. 63 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:14,834 Cool. So we'll go get Riley. 64 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:16,369 [ Tires squeal ] 65 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:18,905 Can I ask you something? Hmm? 66 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:20,340 You know when we kissed? 67 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:22,275 Yeah, that was fucking hilarious. 68 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:24,077 Yeah, it was so funny. 69 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:25,578 So good. 70 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:27,881 Um, so, like, when you're dating someone -- 71 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:30,483 like, for real, like, not like us... Mm-hmm? 72 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:34,821 ...you can't, like, ask, like, 73 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:37,891 "How was it?" or, like, "Was I -- Was I good?" 74 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:41,161 Wait, you want to know if your kissing was good? 75 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:44,564 Yeah. Is that weird? You don't -- You don't have to. 76 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:46,399 Oh, no, I'm definitely going to. 77 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:48,301 Okay, so, first, I would say, 78 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:50,170 lips like pillows, that's great. 79 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,404 Pillows? 80 00:02:51,404 --> 00:02:52,972 Okay. Okay, great. Wow. 81 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:57,510 Tongue was definitely too hard and muscle-y, 82 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:59,379 like a little jabby. 83 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:01,314 Okay, I'll -- I'll watch out for that. 84 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:02,982 Yeah. 85 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:04,717 Once this guy, like, ran his tongue over my teeth, 86 00:03:04,717 --> 00:03:06,519 and at first, I was like, 87 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:08,588 "What the fuck is this weird Sonicare action?" 88 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:11,124 And then I was kind of into it. 89 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:12,892 I don't know. 90 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:14,694 I wouldn't -- I wouldn't recommend that for you, though. 91 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:18,198 I would just, like, go in a-a little firm, 92 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,133 but not too pushy-push. 93 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:22,302 Like, that, like -- a little less active. 94 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:23,603 Less active? Yes. 95 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:25,271 Okay. Okay, that's great advice. 96 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:26,673 Thanks. 97 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:28,408 Don't ask me to practice with you. 98 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:32,011 No. No, no, no, of course not. Oh, my God. 99 00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:33,546 So you don't want to. 100 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:37,150 N-No, I mean -- I mean, I-I would love to. 101 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:40,153 I'm messing with you. 102 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:41,321 Only 'cause I love you. 103 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:42,855 [ Cellphone chimes ] 104 00:03:42,855 --> 00:03:45,225 ♪♪ 105 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,727 Oh, my God. This is, like -- No! 106 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,862 She looks like a glow stick. 107 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:51,898 I don't want to be that gay, 108 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,833 but, like, this is a cry for help. 109 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:55,034 X-arms emoji. 110 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:57,537 ♪♪ 111 00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:58,938 [ Cellphone chimes ] 112 00:03:58,938 --> 00:04:01,674 ♪♪ 113 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:04,844 Wherever you're going, I need you back by 6:30. 114 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:06,212 Why? 115 00:04:06,212 --> 00:04:08,081 Your cousin is moving to Anaheim 116 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,582 and is coming for dinner, and your mother wants you home. 117 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:11,317 Wait, what cousin? 118 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:12,852 Christina. She just got here. 119 00:04:12,852 --> 00:04:15,421 Okay, I've literally never heard of her, 120 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:16,789 and she should have asked me. 121 00:04:16,789 --> 00:04:19,025 No, nobody needs to ask you. 122 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:22,095 This is what you do for family. You show up. 123 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,797 So you can stop being so selfish now. 124 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:28,935 Listen, cabrona, in this, I'm very with your mother, 125 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,971 and I'm very sick of Little Miss Do What I Want. 126 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:36,142 She's Skyping exactly at 6:30 to see you and your cousin, 127 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:38,945 so be home, or she won't be letting you go out at all. 128 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:41,314 How about I come home when I want, 129 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:43,983 and she try to not let me out all the way from Guadalajara? 130 00:04:43,983 --> 00:04:46,786 Unh-unh! Not today, Satanás. 131 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:49,155 [ Door opens ] Not today. 132 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:50,623 Be home at 6:30. 133 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:51,991 ♪ I took all my sick days ♪ 134 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:53,826 ♪ How'd I get in this place? ♪ 135 00:04:53,826 --> 00:04:56,029 ♪ Probably restin' bitch face, lazy ♪ 136 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:59,899 I just had to endure my dad screaming at his girlfriend, 137 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:01,968 who started sobbing uncontrollably, 138 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:05,805 and somehow I had to be the one to make her feel better... 139 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:09,475 which my mom saw and then freaked out about, so... 140 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:13,880 Hello, I hate everyone. How are you guys? 141 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,082 Are you guys on another one of your sad fake dates? 142 00:05:16,082 --> 00:05:18,885 Creepy, right? More just sad than anything. 143 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:21,454 Like, neither of you can date real people, 144 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,856 so you just fake-date each other. 145 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:26,392 Oh! She's mad on the home front and coming for us. 146 00:05:26,392 --> 00:05:28,261 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 147 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:31,898 I would not even know how to go on a real non-hookup date. 148 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:36,903 Like, what was your last good date before this? 149 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,509 No way. Nathan: What? 150 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:46,212 That's not true. What? 151 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:49,148 Bo was your first real date? 152 00:05:49,148 --> 00:05:51,684 Define "date." 153 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:54,687 Okay, fine, yes. [ Volume increases ] 154 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:57,056 And whatever, 'cause we just weren't right for each other. 155 00:05:57,056 --> 00:05:59,092 [ Volume increases, volume lowers ] 156 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,060 How do you know that? Because there was zero chemistry. 157 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:03,062 But, like, I don't know, like, on "Married at First Sight," 158 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:05,498 the wives are always like, "Ew, I hate you. Don't touch me." 159 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:08,534 But that's just 'cause they're arranged marriages. Yeah, Jamie and Doug. 160 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,136 Yes, exactly. 161 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:13,139 Like, at first, she thought he was so ugly 162 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:14,741 and didn't even want to take wedding photos with him. 163 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:16,376 He was legit ugly. He was so sweet. 164 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,044 No, I know. 165 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,279 He was so genuinely patient and understanding. 166 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:21,948 So, at the end of six weeks, she's like, 167 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:23,583 "I actually love you a lot, Doug. 168 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:25,251 Let's stay married." 169 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:26,786 I don't know, maybe it's, like, worth another try. 170 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:29,889 [ Cellphones ding ] 171 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:34,026 No. 172 00:06:34,026 --> 00:06:35,661 She's my friend, and we're literally right there. 173 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:36,963 That is not why you're doing it. 174 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:38,698 Doing what? 175 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:43,302 Oh, my God! 176 00:06:43,302 --> 00:06:45,204 Two people have never been so annoying in their entire lives! 177 00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:46,939 He's trying to go pick up 178 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:48,541 Greta so we'll be forced to spend time with each other, 179 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:50,009 'cause he's Mr. Matchmaker, 180 00:06:50,009 --> 00:06:51,677 except he can't matchmake himself. 181 00:06:51,677 --> 00:06:53,513 Oh, okay. Now I'm definitely doing it. 182 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:59,519 ♪♪ 183 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:02,889 Hi! 184 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:04,390 Hey. 185 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:08,728 ♪ That don't impress you ♪ 186 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:11,798 ♪ I want you to impress me ♪ 187 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:14,534 ♪ It don't matter what I want ♪ 188 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:16,202 Hi. Hi. 189 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:19,539 Hey. Need help? 190 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,610 Mama says buckle up. 191 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,579 ♪ Oh ♪ 192 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:28,347 ♪ Oh, you run away ♪ 193 00:07:28,347 --> 00:07:30,149 ♪ Oh, you run away ♪ 194 00:07:30,149 --> 00:07:31,951 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 195 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:35,788 Thank you for coming. Moms are literally so annoying. 196 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,423 Not when they're dead. 197 00:07:37,423 --> 00:07:40,493 I don't ever know what to say when you do that. 198 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:42,128 I know. I'm such a twat. 199 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:44,897 Gimme Red Vines, and good call, by the way, 200 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:47,467 'cause fuck that plastic Twizzler shit! 201 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,802 [ Chuckles ] 202 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:52,338 I feel like we're having identical days. 203 00:07:52,338 --> 00:07:54,507 Yeah? Yeah. 204 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:55,875 Are you okay? 205 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:58,444 Yeah, I'm good. 206 00:07:58,444 --> 00:08:00,980 No. No, thanks. 207 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,916 I just want to not be home, so wherever you're going. 208 00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:07,119 We are taking Riley to Delilah's, 209 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:08,788 and then the world is our Din Thai Fung oyster, 210 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:12,158 Nathan's treat. Yeah. 211 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,293 Um, so are you gonna text him? 212 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:18,030 Wait, what are we talking about? Nothing. Stop. Stop. 213 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:20,867 I'm driving everyone. I get six miles to the gallon. 214 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:24,637 I do not need a gangbang coming for my love life. 215 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:26,873 We're trying to get you a love life. 216 00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:30,376 I am Team Second Chance. 217 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:33,112 Chester: Greta, where do you fall on second chances? 218 00:08:33,112 --> 00:08:37,550 Uh, yeah. Totally. Second chance it. 219 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:39,685 Hmm. 220 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:49,028 ♪ Looks like I've got a story to tell ♪ 221 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,997 Do you have any money? Yeah. 222 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:56,335 ♪ I tried to warn you, but you just repelled ♪ 223 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:58,971 Gas. Thank...you. 224 00:08:58,971 --> 00:09:02,241 ♪ Me adiestré como antes, fui yo sola, me saqué ♪ 225 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:03,943 Ooh. 226 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:06,412 ♪ No te diré mi historia, tú solito vas a ver ♪ 227 00:09:06,412 --> 00:09:08,581 Sorry. Oh. 228 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:09,815 It's okay. 229 00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:12,184 ♪ Now I'm on my way ♪ 230 00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:13,653 Um... 231 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:14,854 ♪ The sky's no longer grey ♪ 232 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:15,922 I'll see you around? 233 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:17,256 Yeah, definitely. 234 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:19,692 ♪ Not today, no, I'm on my way ♪ 235 00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:20,793 Bye, guys. 236 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:24,030 Have fun. Bye, love. 237 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:26,799 ♪ Mi alma frutará ♪ 238 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:30,836 ♪ No, jamás te olvidarás de mí ♪ 239 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:34,340 [ Indistinct conversation in distance ] 240 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:42,014 Hi. Hi. Come in, come in. 241 00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:44,016 It's so good to see you. 242 00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:46,052 Okay, so this is kinda weird, but I kinda have to ask 243 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:47,587 'cause it's kinda in the middle of happening. Okay. 244 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,721 Read this. 245 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:51,657 [ Breathes deeply ] 246 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:54,927 Uh, what do you think it means? 247 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,529 Um, I guess he's asking 248 00:09:56,529 --> 00:10:00,099 if you want to hang out sometime today? 249 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:04,470 Yeah. Okay, that's what I thought. 250 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:06,906 But -- But, like, what does it mean? 251 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:08,474 'Cause -- 'Cause Naomi likes him. 252 00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:10,242 But just 'cause she likes him doesn't mean 253 00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:12,211 he doesn't like you. Wait, do you think he does? 254 00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:13,813 I mean, if he's asking to hang out today, uh, yeah. 255 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:16,816 Probably. 256 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:19,719 Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. 257 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:21,387 So, is he coming over? No. You're here. 258 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:23,089 I don't want to be that girl who's like, "Come over," 259 00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:25,391 and then blows you off for a guy. 260 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:27,026 Okay. 261 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,996 But, I mean, I'm fine if he comes over. 262 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:33,566 Really? Yeah. 263 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,768 I'm sure he just wants to borrow my French notes or whatever. 264 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:38,437 [ Chuckles ] That's not what he wants. 265 00:10:38,437 --> 00:10:41,807 Okay, so, like, how would you respond? 266 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:44,477 [ Cellphone chimes ] 267 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,978 ♪♪ 268 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,414 No, what? She looks like a glazed donut. 269 00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:51,117 [ Laughs ] 270 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,519 ♪ I run this fucking club ♪ 271 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:55,988 ♪ I run this fucking club ♪ 272 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,790 ♪ I-I run this fucking club ♪ 273 00:10:57,790 --> 00:10:59,659 ♪ Run this club, I run this club ♪ 274 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,727 ♪ Bottle service on deck, niggas know who I beyah ♪ 275 00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:04,130 ♪ Turnt up in the cut before a late night red eye ♪ 276 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:06,499 ♪ Could never do this like this, now these motherfuckers see why ♪ 277 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,434 ♪ Watch me throw it back and knock a nigga out his Filas ♪ 278 00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:10,436 ♪ Pussy game exclusive, head game malicious ♪ 279 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:12,538 ♪ Put it on 'em good, turn an atheist religious ♪ 280 00:11:12,538 --> 00:11:13,873 ♪ Carrots on my wrists keep these bitches in stitches ♪ 281 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:16,208 Wait, pull over here. 282 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:19,712 ♪♪ 283 00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,347 Can we take a picture? 284 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,848 My mom thinks all skaters are drug addicts. 285 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:25,451 I love it! 286 00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:27,853 So cute! 287 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,989 Yo! 288 00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:32,525 Chester: Oh, my gosh. 289 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,994 Yo! Hey! Hey. 290 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:37,930 Yo, you ever break a finger? 291 00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:40,733 Uh, when I was, like, 8. 292 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,935 How'd you break it? Playing T-ball. 293 00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:44,837 Yeah, see? I knew it was you. 294 00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:48,040 She joined the team, and on her first day, she broke her finger. 295 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,875 Wait, you were there? Uh-huh. 296 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,811 And this is just coming up now? 297 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:54,180 Why's everyone gotta tell everyone everything all the time? 298 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,782 Uh, you coulda just been like, "We know each other." 299 00:11:56,782 --> 00:11:58,350 For what? I don't know. 300 00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:00,853 That's what you do to, like, be friendly. 301 00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:03,489 Okay, well, I'm being friendly now. 302 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,224 How do you even remember that? 303 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,460 'Cause when you showed up, I was like, 304 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,462 "That Gretita girl's a pussy and gonna suck," 305 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,797 and then the ball hit you and your finger was, 306 00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:13,399 like, dangling from your hand 307 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,201 and you didn't cry, and then I was like, 308 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:17,169 "Shit, that Gretita's got nerves of steel. 309 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:19,371 I want her on my team." But you never came back. 310 00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:22,708 And now she is on your team. 311 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:24,677 Can you hang? Um, I -- 312 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,345 Well, we got fake dating to do, 313 00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:28,280 and you guys obviously have your sports 314 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,983 and steel girl stuff to catch up on, so byyyeee. 315 00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:34,019 But -- Love you, Gretita! 316 00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:36,522 What -- I don't love you! 317 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:41,827 ♪♪ 318 00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:42,962 You wanna skate? 319 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:46,932 ♪♪ 320 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,834 This was really nice of you today. 321 00:12:50,035 --> 00:12:51,237 As your friend, I think they're right. 322 00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:52,938 You should text Bo. 323 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:55,374 I mean, my mom's always like, 324 00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:58,844 "Write it out, take six deep breaths, see how you feel, 325 00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:01,113 and if you want to send, then send." 326 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,782 So, it could be like, "Hi. 327 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:06,118 That was a weird first date, but I really like you. 328 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,586 Can we try again?" 329 00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:09,522 Wait, did you write that on my phone? 330 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,190 Yeah, 'cause you're driving, but I'm not gonna send it. 331 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:12,792 No -- No, stop! Give me my phone! 332 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,493 Give it to me! [ Cellphone chimes ] 333 00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:16,829 Oh, my God. I am so sorry. What the fuck did you do? 334 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:18,264 What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? I was just trying to help! 335 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,665 No! I swear to God! 336 00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,734 No, you fucked everything up! 337 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,003 [ Tires screech ] 338 00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:26,672 ♪ Si quieres conmigo vete acostumbrando ♪ 339 00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:28,574 [ Seatbelt clicks ] 340 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:32,411 ♪ Y si no te gusta, ya otro está llamando ♪ 341 00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:35,281 ♪ Yo tomo las decisiones, yo escojo las posiciones ♪ 342 00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:38,350 ♪ Puedes tener los cojones, pero yo los pantalones ♪ 343 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:41,554 [ Cellphone chimes ] ♪ No, no, she can't do it like me ♪ 344 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:44,824 ♪ Throw it down, wishin' you could see the look upon your face ♪ 345 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:49,128 ♪ Eh, I'm your little mamacita ♪ 346 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:51,430 ♪ Haces todo lo que diga, yeah ♪ 347 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:54,834 ♪ Si estás conmigo solo mando yo, yeah ♪ 348 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,001 ♪ Aquí no es cómo... ♪ 349 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,169 ♪♪ 350 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,004 Riley: Yes! 351 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:02,041 ♪♪ 352 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:04,944 Oh, my God, the '90s were so fucked. 353 00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:08,414 What would it be like to have to call people for everything? 354 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:09,682 So stressful. 355 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,016 You couldn't just text what's up. 356 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,685 You'd have to be like, 357 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,753 "I'm dialing 10 numbers, and hi, how are you doing? 358 00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:16,722 "Let me hear all the stuff I don't want to hear. 359 00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:19,358 I just wanted to text you what's up." 360 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,895 I'm so glad we were not born then. 361 00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:26,332 [ Doorbell rings ] 362 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,901 Fuck. This was a bad idea. 363 00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:32,137 Hey. Hi. 364 00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:33,873 Hey. Sorry. 365 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,941 This is -- This is my brother, Evan. Oh, Evan, hi. 366 00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:37,676 Who is it? We're playing Monopoly, if you want to play. 367 00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:39,411 No, nobody. Go away. No, nobody wants to play. 368 00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:41,146 I like Monopoly. Our Monopoly is different. 369 00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:42,648 Like, our rules are really different. 370 00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:44,583 I mean, I'm game if you are. Oh, amazing. 371 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,886 I love Monopoly. Come in. Yeah. Oh, Riley's here, too. 372 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,121 Hey, what's up? 373 00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:53,325 Okay, so, Evan, you roll the dice 374 00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:55,661 and then move your token, and then wherever you land, 375 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,730 the property, we all buy together. 376 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,498 Okay, so everybody take a token. How much is this one? 377 00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,267 Can you hand me one? Oh, sure. 378 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,002 Oh, Evan... Here you go, buddy. 379 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,638 ...you want to try and land on the community fridges, 380 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,439 'cause then you'll get money from the community garden 381 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:09,108 if you land on the fridges. Okay. 382 00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:12,244 Just in case you run out of money. Mm. 383 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:16,682 Okay, so everyone starts off with 500 Bernie Bucks. 384 00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:20,486 Wait, so how you play, you can't get a monopoly? 385 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:23,756 Hayden: No. Capitalism is white supremacy. 386 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,624 So, Evan, you'll be a freshman next year? 387 00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:27,760 Yeah, I'll be a freshman next year. 388 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,828 Yeah, we're gonna get to play together when he makes varsity. 389 00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:32,765 And he's totally going to because he's so good. Oh. 390 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,768 Maybe -- Do you want to come to a game? Cool. I love baseball. 391 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,503 Yeah? No, you don't. 392 00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:40,239 You said all professional sports are just male-dominated, 393 00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,408 money-making, rapist-defender organizations. 394 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:45,477 No, I did not say that. Just some. 395 00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:47,579 Anyway, I don't even know if they'll let me try out 396 00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:49,481 since I'm trans, so I don't know. 397 00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:51,750 Well, then we'll boycott or protest or whatever you need. 398 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,585 Alan: Also, Jesus Christ, Renée Richards? 399 00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:55,521 Mm-hmm. Alright, here we go. 400 00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:04,229 Hey! Hey. 401 00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:07,166 You -- I-I know. A nerd who doesn't cosplay. 402 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:10,135 I'm full of surprises. 403 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,137 You look amazing. Oh. 404 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,605 Thank you. 405 00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:15,374 Um, I think that we -- It's really ni-- 406 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:17,576 Oh, sorry. No, sorry. You go. What? 407 00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,345 No. It was nothing. 408 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:22,481 I am so nervous. 409 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,149 Um, do you wanna go to the store 410 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,718 and get some snacks for the movie? 411 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,087 She's an emotional eater. But also thrifty. 412 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,223 Okay. 413 00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:36,762 ♪♪ 414 00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:42,134 ♪♪ 415 00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:44,937 Do it! Now! Bunny hop! 416 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,305 I can't, I can't, I can't! 417 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,607 Shit! Ow! 418 00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:49,942 Fuck! Ugh. 419 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,977 Are you okay? 420 00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:53,112 [ Groans ] 421 00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,147 [ Laughs ] 422 00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,984 You okay? Yes. 423 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,219 See? She don't get hurt. 424 00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:01,687 [ Laughing ] 425 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:05,791 Wow. She got a face lift. 426 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:09,595 I love when regular things make me feel rich! 427 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:13,465 Okay. Girl came correct with this artisanal bakery. 428 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:16,535 So, like, one of those for sure, right? Uh, you can. 429 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:19,738 I can't exactly have dairy, tree nuts, shellfish, soy, 430 00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:23,342 or, um, gluten. Oh, Jesus. 431 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:26,045 Guess we should get out of the yummy dessert section. 432 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,513 Well, now I feel bad. 433 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:29,681 No, sorry. That -- This is how I flirt. 434 00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:32,584 My love language is bitch. Ignore me. 435 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,186 But, um... 436 00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:37,022 before we go any further... What? 437 00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:40,559 Where do you fall on Twizzlers? 438 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:43,862 I love them. 439 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:46,832 No, I'm kidding. They taste like a combo of ass and nothing. 440 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:48,667 Right? Thank God. 441 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,003 I was, like, freaking the fuck out for a second. 442 00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,738 Yeah, like, the only good thing about Twizzlers 443 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,873 is, like, the ropey one with the nine strands. 444 00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:56,542 You can make braids. Yes! 445 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,911 You get it! Okay, come on. 446 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,113 Let's go find you a snack that's not gonna kill you. 447 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:03,382 Cooper: Tonight was amazing. Thank you so much for having me. 448 00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:04,783 Yeah, of course. Thanks for coming. 449 00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:07,252 No, yeah, that was awesome. Um... 450 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:10,055 and, like, socialism -- like, who knew? 451 00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:11,790 And I-I think it was -- 452 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,592 I think it was really good for Evan, too. 453 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,794 Oh, is -- is that why you wanted to hang out? 454 00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:19,865 For him? Huh? No. No. No. I just -- 455 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:22,601 I just wanted to hang out with you. 456 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,269 It's just, my parents -- they don't like it 457 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,271 when I leave him home alone, so... 458 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,407 Oh. 459 00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:31,210 Oh. Um...sorry. 460 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,545 I'm -- I'm... 461 00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:36,381 I don't know what I am. Sorry. 462 00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:38,250 Yeah, you do. 463 00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,494 Oh. Okay. Sorry! Uh, thank you! 464 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,696 Bye. Thank you! Bye! 465 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:51,897 Bye! 466 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,699 Oh, my fucking God! Why did I do that? 467 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,367 I don't know. Why did you do that? 468 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:57,402 I don't know. 469 00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:59,638 Oh, my God. 470 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,141 And then we moved from St. Louis to Anaheim 471 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,609 when I was 10, which was great, 472 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:06,311 'cause I was like, "Peace out, bullies. 473 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,413 See ya later, suckas." 474 00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:11,183 Yes. I feel that. I got bullied, too. 475 00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:12,818 No way. You? Yeah. 476 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,753 I-I was like one of three black kids in elementary. 477 00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:17,789 So, a lot of hair touching, and then, like, 478 00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:20,926 the weird clicking tongues thing during the Africa unit. 479 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,594 Mnh-mnh. 480 00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:25,731 Uh, I got people making fun of my name, 481 00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:30,602 w-what does goat taste like, and, um, I should just convert 482 00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:32,237 because it's worth it for bacon. 483 00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:33,872 People made fun of Bo? 484 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:36,375 It's short for Bomani. It's an Egyptian name. 485 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:39,044 It means "warrior." 486 00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:41,713 Bomani. I love that. 487 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:46,919 I've always wanted to read one of these cheesy romance novels. 488 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,854 [ Laughs ] 489 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:54,026 ♪♪ 490 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:57,229 Where are you going? Come on. 491 00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:01,500 These hos are really serious 492 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,802 about their supermarket experience. 493 00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:08,173 Luxury. The luxury! 494 00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:10,275 [ Chuckles ] 495 00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:12,778 [ Clears throat ] 496 00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:17,382 A select, AKA random reading from the acclaimed 497 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,752 "Built for Pleasure" by Rita Steelwood. 498 00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:23,255 "She stared at the chiseled, barely-clothed man 499 00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:24,890 standing before her, 500 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,559 his piercing olive green eyes like soft moss 501 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:30,896 in the thorny garden of her dreams." Whoa. 502 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,365 Come through, showing-not-telling. 503 00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:36,235 "How was it possible that in his unwavering glance, 504 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,871 a deep, intimate knowledge seemed to pass between them? 505 00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:43,375 After all, she had only assembled him an hour ago." 506 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:46,078 Oh, shit. We got a male sex robot. 507 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,914 "She moved closer to inspect her handiwork. 508 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,415 He had become human! 509 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,718 His skin had become warm and supple, 510 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:55,320 and a heart beat steadily beneath the hot, 511 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,724 firm cage of his chest." 512 00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:00,626 I don't know how to feel about the fact that I am, 513 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:03,028 like, so into this. 514 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,763 Please keep reading. 515 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,570 "'I want you,' he said. 516 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:15,507 'I want you right now.' 517 00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:19,711 He began to stroke his chest, 518 00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:23,715 his hand going lower and lower." 519 00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:31,490 [ Both chuckle ] 520 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:36,762 ♪♪ 521 00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:38,630 [ Cellphone chimes ] 522 00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:43,068 [ Sighs ] 523 00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:44,436 You gotta be home? 524 00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:46,571 My mom wanted me to meet some cousin. 525 00:21:46,571 --> 00:21:48,106 Wait, is your mom back? 526 00:21:48,106 --> 00:21:50,776 No, but she's just still trying to control me. 527 00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:53,278 Yeah. Also, when they think something's up, 528 00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:55,280 but they don't know, it's worse. 529 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:56,915 At least, it was for me. 530 00:21:56,915 --> 00:21:58,850 I finally had to be like, "Mom, this is it. 531 00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:00,786 This is where I'm at. This is how it's gonna go." 532 00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:02,587 And then she just stopped. 533 00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:04,723 Yeah, I don't know if that's gonna work for me. 534 00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:07,125 That's what I'm saying. It's kinda more your call. 535 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:10,228 But also, I'm an asshole, so... 536 00:22:10,228 --> 00:22:12,631 No, you're not. 537 00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:14,966 I actually am. 538 00:22:14,966 --> 00:22:17,703 I think if you like me, even though I'm an asshole, 539 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:19,604 it's probably better than you liking me 540 00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:21,773 'cause you think I'm not an asshole. 541 00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:28,947 What's with, um, you and Riley? 542 00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:31,416 Uh... 543 00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:33,151 what do you mean? 544 00:22:33,151 --> 00:22:35,420 You guys together, or... 545 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:37,222 Not really. No. 546 00:22:37,222 --> 00:22:40,158 Yeah, I got that feeling. 547 00:22:40,158 --> 00:22:43,362 So, does that mean I can kiss you? 548 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,063 'Cause I really want to. 549 00:22:52,971 --> 00:22:54,005 No. 550 00:22:54,005 --> 00:22:56,842 [ Chuckles ] No? 551 00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:59,678 No. 'Cause why? 552 00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:01,747 'Cause I don't know you. 553 00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:05,550 See? You got some asshole in you. 554 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:07,619 [ Laughs ] 555 00:23:10,288 --> 00:23:13,392 Um... 556 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,193 can you give me a ride home? 557 00:23:17,696 --> 00:23:19,297 Feeling good about our choices? 558 00:23:19,297 --> 00:23:21,967 Feeling so good. 559 00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:31,443 ♪♪ 560 00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:41,153 ♪♪ 561 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:42,854 Thank you so much. 562 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:50,195 Hey, Andy. I'm Chester. This is Bo. 563 00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:54,366 Um, we just reconciled, so if you could just let us in, 564 00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:56,768 we would be very grateful. 565 00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:58,603 Please, please, please, please. 566 00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:01,473 Andy: Sorry, hon. No late seating. Ugh. 567 00:24:01,473 --> 00:24:03,742 They won't seat our late asses. 568 00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:06,411 Dang. Uh, sorry we missed it. 569 00:24:06,411 --> 00:24:09,247 Are you, though? No, it scared the shit outta me. 570 00:24:09,247 --> 00:24:12,617 But you came anyway, because you're Bomani. 571 00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:19,925 What now? 572 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:24,296 "She thought about the million moments 573 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:27,132 that conspired to lead her to this moment. 574 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,301 What were the chances of something like this 575 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,503 ever happening to her again? 576 00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:35,507 Unfathomable, like attempting to discern the number of stars 577 00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:38,443 in the night sky above them. 578 00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:41,947 In this moment, a deep truth took hold of her thoughts. 579 00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:44,082 If she didn't open herself up to him now, 580 00:24:44,082 --> 00:24:46,485 she'd never get the chance again... 581 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,553 with anyone. 582 00:24:48,553 --> 00:24:50,021 She didn't want to be alone again. 583 00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:53,892 It had been so long, and she was so weary. 584 00:24:53,892 --> 00:24:57,896 She wanted to touch, to be touched, to feel alive again, 585 00:24:57,896 --> 00:25:02,200 but being alive meant allowing herself to be open, 586 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:07,038 earnest, ready to receive, ready to be vulnerable again. 587 00:25:07,038 --> 00:25:09,875 That was it. Vulnerability. 588 00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:12,644 She couldn't be fully giving, fully loving, 589 00:25:12,644 --> 00:25:13,912 fully committed without it, 590 00:25:13,912 --> 00:25:17,649 yet the risk felt too great. 591 00:25:17,649 --> 00:25:19,818 That's why she pulled the emotional armor 592 00:25:19,818 --> 00:25:23,255 so tightly around her for so long." 593 00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:25,156 ♪ ...walked a thousand miles ♪ 594 00:25:25,156 --> 00:25:28,527 "But the way he looked at her made all her armor crumble 595 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:34,633 and blow away like the top layer of powdery snow after a storm." 596 00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:40,839 ♪♪ 597 00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:46,344 ♪ When I wake up, well, I hope I'm gonna be ♪ 598 00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:51,583 ♪ I'm gonna be the man who's waking up to you ♪ 599 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:55,987 ♪ And when I'm dreaming, well, I know I'm gonna dream ♪ 600 00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:58,423 ♪ I'm gonna dream about the time ♪ 601 00:25:58,423 --> 00:26:02,027 ♪ I had with you ♪ 602 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,710 [ Keys jingle, thud ] 603 00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:20,679 [ Door opens ] 604 00:26:23,148 --> 00:26:25,150 Mami? 605 00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:28,253 ♪♪ 606 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:31,623 ♪ I-I-I-I-I wanna be like her ♪ 607 00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:33,091 ♪ Wanna be, wanna be like her ♪ 608 00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:34,926 ♪ Wanna be, wanna be like her ♪ 609 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,828 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 610 00:26:36,828 --> 00:26:39,064 ♪ Be like, be like her, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 611 00:26:39,064 --> 00:26:42,100 ♪ Wanna be, wanna be, wanna be, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 612 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,535 ♪ I wanna be like ♪ 613 00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:45,170 ♪ Matriarch since 14 ♪ 614 00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:46,871 ♪ All the grown men bend on one knee ♪ 615 00:26:46,871 --> 00:26:48,473 ♪ Grab it with the mysteries ♪ 616 00:26:48,473 --> 00:26:50,575 ♪ Swimming in questions waist deep ♪ 617 00:26:50,575 --> 00:26:53,511 ♪ I was looking up to the gods when I started saying ♪ 618 00:26:53,511 --> 00:26:57,282 ♪ Ave Maria ♪ ♪ I wanna be like ♪ 619 00:26:57,282 --> 00:27:01,052 ♪ To quiero this, the avant-garde mouth piece ♪ 620 00:27:01,052 --> 00:27:04,289 ♪ Only you can know these holy mysteries ♪ 621 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:07,926 ♪ Power isn't defined by your physique ♪ 622 00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:10,161 ♪ Ave Maria ♪ 623 00:27:10,161 --> 00:27:13,231 ♪ I wanna be like her ♪ 624 00:27:13,231 --> 00:27:15,967 ♪ Yeah, I wanna be like her ♪ 625 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:17,702 ♪ Whoa, hey ♪ 626 00:27:17,702 --> 00:27:21,573 ♪ Quiero this, the Avant-garde mouth piece ♪ 627 00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:25,076 ♪ Quiero this, the Avant-garde mouth piece ♪ 628 00:27:25,076 --> 00:27:28,747 ♪ Quiero this, the Avant-garde mouth piece ♪ 629 00:27:28,747 --> 00:27:31,650 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 630 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:35,520 ♪ To quiero this, the Avant-garde mouth piece ♪ 631 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,757 ♪ Quiero this, the Avant-garde mouth piece ♪ 632 00:27:38,757 --> 00:27:43,595 ♪ Quiero this, the Avant-garde mouth piece ♪ 633 00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:45,130 ♪ I wanna be like ♪ 46093

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