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All right, Boomie.
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Let's eat.
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Come on, buddy.
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Boomer!
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Come on, man.
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♪ Won't fall for it ♪
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♪ you can't see ♪
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♪ and you can't tell ♪
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♪ I just can't drink
from the poisoned well ♪
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- corrected by lml -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Hey, who are you?
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And what'd you do with Boomer?
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Come on. Come on!
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Hey, Boomer!
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The strays are eating your food.
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Hey, Jen, it's me.
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Look, I moved the dresser
out into the driveway,
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and it's heavy, all right?
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So when you're coming over
to pick it up, let me know,
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and I'll help you load it
into the car, okay?
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All right. I'm hanging up now.
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I never really enjoyed L.A.
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I-I feel like
there's no, like, community.
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Oh, come on. Really?
That cliché? No community?
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I don't mean -- look,
New York has bad stuff, too.
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New York -- you can't have a dog
in New York, you know?
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I learned that one
the hard way.
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Well, maybe you should get some cats.
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No, if I want something
that I have to spend all my time
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trying to understand
its feelings
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and whether
it's into me or not,
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I have an ex-girlfriend
I can call for that.
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Okay, all right --
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And at least with her,
I got to have sex.
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Yeah, but, you know, I-I --
cats are cool.
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I mean, I -- you know,
I have cats.
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I know. I have allergies.
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Yeah, one of my cats
is actually missing.
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He's been gone for about a week,
and I'm, uh --
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I'm not worried.
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I mean, he's -- he's taken off
for a few days before
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and come back, so I'm --
I don't know.
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I'm pretty sure
he'll come back.
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- Wait. Your cat's been gone for a week?
- Yes.
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Look, if your cat is gone
more than 48 hours,
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your cat's dead.
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No, man, not this cat.
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- This cat is a warrior, Wyatt.
- No --
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This cat's been out there
for a decade, man.
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He's tough.
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I mean, I've seen strays
come and go.
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This guy is still around,
all right?
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Maybe he's just out carousing.
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Maybe he's looking for pussy.
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Doesn't really add up
'cause he's got no balls.
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But who knows? Maybe he's still
got it, you know?
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I don't know.
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I've heard stories
where cats disappear for months,
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and then they show up
like nothing happened.
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No, that's one of those stories
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that parents
tell their children
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so the kids go to sleep
at night.
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That's not real.
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You don't know this cat.
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I'm sorry.
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Look, if you love something,
you got to let it go.
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And if it doesn't
return to you,
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it was probably eaten
by a coyote.
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You're a horrible person.
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I want you to leave my garage.
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Boomer!
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Boomie!
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Hey. You having some trouble?
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You want some tape?
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Uh, no. I'm just trying
to un-jam this stupid stapler.
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Sorry.
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Going through a rough time.
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Yeah. I know
what you're going through.
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Oh. Yeah, my boy is Riley.
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Any chance you've seen him?
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No.
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Have you seen Boomer around?
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- No. Sorry.
- Mm.
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I just moved to this
neighborhood a couple weeks ago,
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and I thought it would be fine
if I let Riley go outside,
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but I guess I was wrong.
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But wait. Maybe he's on his way
back to your old house.
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Oh, it's in Nebraska.
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Oh. Yeah.
Well --
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Well, have you seen that movie
"The Incredible Journey"?
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It's where a-a-a group
of small animals band together,
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and they go on
an incredible journey.
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Yeah.
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Well, that cat
had two dogs with him,
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and they could both talk.
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Yeah. I know.
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But those kind of --
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those kind of stories
are kind of, you know,
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making me feel better now.
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I just don't get it.
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I took care of that cat
for years, you know?
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I fed him, I loved him,
I made him a bed.
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- You know, we helped each other out.
- Uh-huh.
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And then he just disappears
for a week?
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I mean, what is that?!
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It's like a complete
lack of respect, you know?
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Sounds like it's bringing up
a lot of issues for you.
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- Yeah, I just broke up with someone, too.
- Aw.
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It's ridiculous.
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I got to quit taking in strays.
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Well, I'm sure
it wasn't your fault.
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The cat, not the breakup.
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I'm sure that was
totally your fault.
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Really?
You can tell that already?
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Yeah.
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That's crazy.
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You know, cats are cats.
They wander.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Maybe our cats
are hanging out together.
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- Aww! - Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
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My friend thinks
a coyote got him.
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You know what?
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Someone's gonna find them
and call us.
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There are good people
in this neighborhood, right?
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Yes. Absolutely.
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I think.
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Well, okay,
so, we'll call each other
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if we find our cats.
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Deal.
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- Okay. So, take that.
- All right.
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And I've got -- I've got
your number a lot of times.
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Yeah.
- Yeah. All right.
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Okay.
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Good luck.
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Hey.
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You the one
with the missing cat?
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Yeah, that's me.
Did you find him?
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No.
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But I found this bullshit
in my mailbox!
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I oughta have you arrested!
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What are you talking about?
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This is a violation
of federal postal codes!
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Now I got to get
law enforcement involved!
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Yeah, you do that!
Why don't you call the cops?
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I'm sure they got
your number memorized
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from the last time
you called them
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about kids trick-or-treating
on your property,
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you old, dusty bag of shit!
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Look, I've had a rough week.
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My girlfriend left me,
and my cat is missing.
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You think
that makes you special?
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Pussy.
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Miserable prick.
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Hey, you guys.
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How's it going?
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Where you going, friend?
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Come on, man.
I'm just looking for my cat.
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My cat Lafonda ran away
last year,
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and you found her up here,
remember?
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Oh, shit. I remember you.
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Mork.
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Marc.
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I'm Bernie.
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Sorry about pulling
that peashooter on you.
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Some assholes broke into
my place the other day.
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They stole my jacket, man.
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Oh, that's a bummer, man.
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You don't understand.
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This was an awesome jacket --
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classic, brown, leather,
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weathered and hardened
like an armadillo's shell,
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picture on the back
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of a skanky-looking redhead
with big titties.
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I had that jacket
since Jimmy Carter.
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Okay, man. Well,
I'll keep an eye out for it.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You'll keep an eye out for it?
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You'll keep both eyes open,
looking for my jacket?
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Yeah, I-I'll do
all those things.
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Have you seen this cat?
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Yeah, I seen that cat around.
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I think I know
where we can find him, too.
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Great.
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Yeah.
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Y-y-you're taking the gun?
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Yeah. Don't worry.
I'm bringing it.
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How far up are we going?
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How'd your cat escape?
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Well, you know,
Boomer was an indoor cat,
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and then
I let him live outside.
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I mean,
I shouldn't have done it,
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but he was peeing
all over everything.
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I should have tolerated it.
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I mean,
it wasn't that big a deal.
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I could have
got used to it, man.
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It's too late now.
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You can't negotiate
with a missing cat, you know?
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Maybe -- maybe he left you
for a reason.
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You know, who knows
what animals think?
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Maybe you didn't own the cat.
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Maybe the cat owned you
and just released you...
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Uh-huh.
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...out into the wild.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You ever think about that?
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Kinda.
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Maybe you should be
living outside!
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Okay.
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You know, sometimes
things get lost for a reason.
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Yeah, like your jacket?
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I'll tell you a story.
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I used to play
semi-pro jai alai in Tampa.
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I crashed my bike.
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I messed up my throwing arm.
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If I wasn't wearing
that jacket,
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I'd be nothing
but burnt nerve endings
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from the neck down.
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My wife divorced me.
She took the kid.
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Next thing I know,
I'm in the Salton Sea,
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house-sitting the trailer
of a buddy of mine,
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nursing a broken foot,
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and the cops are breaking in
through the windows.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa --
w-why would the cops break in
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through the windows
of a trailer?
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Exactly.
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T-that's a good question.
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We're here.
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This... Is the answer place.
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You think Boomer's up here?
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No, man, but take a look
at this vantage point.
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You can see everything!
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Yeah, it's kind of hard
to tell, though.
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Yeah.
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Bastards took
my binoculars, too.
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Bam!
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I hate crows.
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I hate crows! I hate crows!
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I hate crows!
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Hey, uh... I'm gonna go, man.
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Hey, it's me.
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I'd appreciate you
calling me back, all right?
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I don't want to wait around
all day for you.
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I have stuff to do,
and, uh, Boomer's missing,
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so, you know, your dresser's
pretty low-priority.
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Uh, call me back, please.
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Hey.
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Hey! Any luck?
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No. You?
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No. Nothing.
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Aw.
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Cute dresser.
Are you getting rid of it?
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No, it's my ex's.
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- Ohh, that's right.
- Yeah.
254
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You poor guy. So much at once.
255
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I know. I got an ingrown hair
on my nose, too.
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Uh, well, feel better.
And stay positive.
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- Okay. I'll try. Thanks a lot.
- Okay.
258
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:19,444
Oh. Hey, did you hear gunshots?
259
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:22,280
Oh, yeah. That was Bernie.
He's got a crow problem.
260
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,182
Uh, I-it's a long story.
261
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,151
Maybe another time
or something.
262
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,986
Okay.
263
00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,154
All right, bye.
264
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,855
Okay, see ya.
265
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,704
Uh, hey, let me
ask you a question.
266
00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,472
I haven't got any money, man.
267
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,207
I didn't ask you for money.
268
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,309
All right, well, look,
I'm a little distracted.
269
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,044
I lost my cat.
Have you seen this cat?
270
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,913
Uh...Uh...
271
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,381
No, I haven't.
272
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,017
I'd remember that cat.
It's a fine-looking cat.
273
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,652
How long has it been gone?
274
00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:01,986
Like a week.
275
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,521
- Damn.
- Yeah.
276
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,723
You need a hug?
277
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,157
No, I'm okay.
278
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,158
I'm --
279
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,827
oh!
280
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,695
How does that make you feel?
281
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,164
Better, actually --
a little bit.
282
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,899
Cool. Can I have 5 bucks?
283
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,735
- For what?
- Dope.
284
00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:19,337
Look, I appreciate
your honesty,
285
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,706
but h-how is that
working out for you?
286
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,575
Well, you know
how you're feeling right now
287
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,009
because you don't know
where your cat is?
288
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:26,945
Imagine you go to a guy
down the street,
289
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,546
and he says, "here's your cat."
290
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,014
Then he hands you your cat.
291
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,516
How would that make you feel?
292
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,218
Great.
293
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,954
Times that by 1,000.
294
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,722
- Wow.
- Yeah.
295
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:41,059
Right now,
I'm shy about 1,000 cats!
296
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:44,896
All right, look, I'm not gonna
feed your addiction, man.
297
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,631
Whatever.
298
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,268
Hey, where --
where'd you get that jacket?
299
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:07,552
Hey, man, just g--
just give me the jacket.
300
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,554
Oh, let me --
let me keep the binoculars.
301
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,055
Okay. Fine.
302
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:14,659
Those aren't big titties.
303
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:17,662
Hey.
304
00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:24,736
What the hell?
305
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,387
Screw it.
306
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:47,425
Boomer. You under there?
307
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,327
Boomer?
308
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,628
Whoa.
309
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,130
Sorry, dude.
Didn't meant to scare ya.
310
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,364
You guys.
311
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,333
We're here
to pick up Jen's dresser.
312
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,502
What? Why didn't she
come herself?
313
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,871
She thought it was best
if we pick it up for her.
314
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:02,507
Said the situation
had become...Untenable.
315
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,008
Untenable.
316
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:07,178
She's moved on.
You should just accept it, Marc.
317
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,848
That is cowardly,
not to face me.
318
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,549
I mean, who does that?
319
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,152
Uh, a person who's moved on
does that, Marc.
320
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,888
But don't worry.
She's doing really good, dude.
321
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,623
Yeah. She texted.
322
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,226
Look -- says, uh, "doing well."
323
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,127
- Mm-hmm.
- #atpeace."
324
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:24,829
She hashtagged a text?
325
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,798
Yeah, she did.
326
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,633
Hey, I feel like
maybe there's something deeper
327
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:29,801
going on here, buddy.
328
00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:31,402
My cat's missing.
329
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,670
Ow. Double whammy.
330
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:35,039
Did you feed it, uh,
wet food or dry?
331
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,808
Dry.
332
00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:39,711
So, basically, all it would take
is just a whiff of wet food
333
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,246
for that cat to want to leave?
334
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,981
What does that mean?
335
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,215
It's about
how you treat people.
336
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,885
Cats. It's about
how you treat cats.
337
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,486
So, the dresser -- is it --
338
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,555
is it in the house
or in the garage?
339
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,390
It's not here.
340
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,725
Oh, damn, dude.
341
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,094
You can't keep a girl,
a cat, furniture.
342
00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:00,164
You know what?
343
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,166
I'll take you
to where the dresser is.
344
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:03,368
Oh, thank you. Great.
345
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,769
Now we're getting somewhere.
346
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:05,770
You drive.
347
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,105
- Perfect. - Pbht.
- I'll drive.
348
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,406
Shotgun.
349
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:21,653
Hey!
350
00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:25,290
Hey!
351
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,967
What's up?
352
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:39,570
We're here
for the dresser you took.
353
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,073
You think I took your dresser?
354
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,541
No, no, I-I know you took it.
355
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,943
I saw you take it
out of my driveway earlier.
356
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,311
I just didn't want
to say anything.
357
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,312
I didn't want any trouble.
358
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,648
And so you waited
for your muscle to get here,
359
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:51,649
to back you up?
360
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,117
Yeah. Exactly.
361
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,652
No, we're not muscle,
- No.
362
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:55,820
We're --
363
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,255
Omar!
364
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,222
Yeah.
365
00:15:58,224 --> 00:15:59,324
Get out here!
366
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:01,059
Yeah, Omar, get out here!
367
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,094
No -- no Omar.
We don't need an Omar.
368
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:09,767
These guys -- they say
we took their dresser.
369
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:10,835
Hold -- hold on. Hold on.
370
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,303
Nah, that was left out.
371
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,504
Yeah, in my driveway.
372
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,573
So that means
anyone can take it.
373
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,343
No. No. If it's on the sidewalk,
it's fair game.
374
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,645
That was in my driveway
next to my house, all right?
375
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,814
There's a fine line
between garbage and theft.
376
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,983
Yeah, it was closer
to the sidewalk.
377
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,652
Look, it's not garbage.
It belongs to my girlfriend.
378
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,854
- Ex-girlfriend.
- Mm. Yeah.
379
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,956
These guys are here
to bring it back to her.
380
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,591
Dude.
381
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,293
And now she's sending you
to pick up her shit?
382
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,995
That's cold.
383
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,963
Which one of you guys
is she banging?
384
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:41,265
Yeah, which one of you guys
is she banging?
385
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,767
- No.
- No banging.
386
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:43,768
You crazy?
387
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,436
Some chick dumps you
388
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,305
and sends a couple dudes
to pick up her dresser
389
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,340
that she's banging?
390
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,309
And now you're willing to get
your ass kicked for that?
391
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,611
Yeah, dude, we feel sorry
for you and all,
392
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,114
but, uh, we're not gonna let you
have it back.
393
00:16:57,449 --> 00:17:00,518
Let her go --
like she let you go.
394
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,222
Yeah.
395
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,024
Yeah, yeah. You're right.
396
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,894
Good talk.
397
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,696
Yeah.
398
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:14,565
Tough being you.
399
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,567
- Wait. Marc --
- Thanks, fellas.
400
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:17,835
Sure thing, man.
401
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,103
I --
402
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,740
What's up?
403
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:38,089
Oh. You.
404
00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:40,558
I knew you stole it.
405
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,393
I didn't steal it.
I just got it from a guy --
406
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,062
Your guilty conscience
got the best of you, huh?
407
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,696
No.
408
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:48,032
That's all right.
I knew you were a good guy.
409
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,534
Okay.
410
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,670
Hello, baby.
411
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,605
I'm just gonna
leave you two alone.
412
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,741
Yeah, get out of my yard
before I shoot ya.
413
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:57,842
All right.
414
00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:58,843
I'm kidding.
415
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,011
You can stay.
416
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,513
You want tea?
417
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:03,748
Oh, wait.
418
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,017
Nope. I got to take this.
Sorry.
419
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:07,452
Hello?
420
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:08,953
What?!
421
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,221
You found him?
422
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:13,091
Oh, that's great.
That is great!
423
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,798
Oh. It's you.
424
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,366
I have your cat.
425
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:24,235
Amazing. Thank you.
426
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,370
Found him in my backyard.
427
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:29,874
Trapped him in my garage
with some raw chicken pieces.
428
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:30,975
That's great.
429
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,477
Here you go. Here you...
430
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,445
Aww, thank you.
431
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,914
This is pretty surprising,
given our last exchange.
432
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,216
I don't like people.
433
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,151
I didn't say
I didn't like animals.
434
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,553
Right. Well, thank you.
435
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:45,456
Uh... It's not my cat.
436
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,958
Ah.
437
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,093
But you know what --
I know where this cat belongs,
438
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,495
and I appreciate it, all right?
439
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,396
And I think this is
a very big step for you.
440
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:54,332
Don't push it.
441
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,982
- Here he is.
- Riley! Oh!
442
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,316
Yeah.
443
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:15,019
- Hi! Hi! Hi!
- Yeah.
444
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,787
When I got your message, oh,
445
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,756
I swerved across,
like, three lanes.
446
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,024
I nearly died. Hi!
447
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,526
Well, it's lucky
you didn't die.
448
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,627
Yeah.
449
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,495
Oh, seriously, thank you.
450
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,198
I-I didn't really do anything
but take a call from an old guy.
451
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,833
Well, you said
this was a good neighborhood.
452
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,368
Yeah.
453
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,203
- Well, this was so sweet of you.
- Yeah.
454
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,038
You know, we should
have dinner sometime.
455
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,840
- Yeah. That would be nice.
- Yeah.
456
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,209
I mean, I-I'm not
a big believer in fate,
457
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:41,379
but, uh, we did
both lose our cats and --
458
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,181
- Look who it is!
- Riley!
459
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,615
This is Marc
from down the street.
460
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:45,816
He's who found Riley for us.
461
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:46,817
Little runaway.
462
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:47,885
Yeah.
463
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,287
This is my fiancée -- Zoe.
464
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,388
Oh, hey.
465
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,656
Thanks for finding our cat.
466
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:52,657
How's it going?
467
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:53,991
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
468
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,294
- Oh. Sorry.
- Yeah, it's -- sorry.
469
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,795
- That was so rude of me.
- Yeah. It's all right.
470
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:58,796
Uh, what were you saying?
471
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,031
Uh...No, nothing.
472
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,666
Just, I guess,
a long-winded way
473
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,401
of saying, you know,
I'm glad you got your cat back
474
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,403
and I'll -- I'll see ya
around the neighborhood.
475
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,837
- Yeah, you too.
- All right.
476
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,039
- All right, thanks.
- All right, take care.
477
00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:36,033
I lost a cat and a girl.
478
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,902
It's heartbreaking.
479
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,171
Shit happens in life
that just sucks.
480
00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:42,873
I mean, I'm a sensitive guy.
I lost my cat.
481
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,675
I loved that guy.
482
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,744
Okay, I didn't lose
a child or a limb,
483
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,080
but I lost a cat, and it's sad.
484
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,115
And there's nothing I can do
to change that.
485
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,783
I lost a girl.
486
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,952
Maybe I could change that.
Maybe I could do something.
487
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:58,389
But it would probably be
pathetic, desperate.
488
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:01,192
Should I call her?
489
00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:03,728
Should I -- I'm gonna call her.
Should I call her?
490
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:06,564
You can't avoid pain in life.
491
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,399
I mean,
it's how you handle pain.
492
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,067
That's what defines you.
493
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:13,271
A-are you gonna be bitter,
or are you gonna be wise?
494
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,906
I mean, the jury's
still out on me, clearly.
495
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,042
You can't avoid
letting other people down.
496
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,744
You can't avoid heartbreak.
497
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:22,913
You can't avoid loss.
You can't avoid disappointment.
498
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,382
You can try
to avoid those things,
499
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,284
but your life
would become very small.
500
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:28,119
I mean, you'd literally
become a person
501
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,388
that can't have a relationship
with another person,
502
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,323
you can't have a pet,
you can't have a job,
503
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:36,227
you can't try,
you can't have any attachments.
504
00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:39,063
Should I call her?
505
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:40,898
I think I'm gonna call her.
506
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,200
I can't call her.
507
00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:53,778
Hey. You hungry?
508
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:56,280
Here -- come on in.
509
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:58,749
Come on.
510
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,252
Monkey, Lafonda,
we have a guest.
511
00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:03,888
Be nice.
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