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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:37,079 http://subscene.com/u/659433 Improved by: @Ivandrofly 2 00:00:37,082 --> 00:00:39,463 - (THUNDER RUMBLING) - (RAIN POURING) 3 00:00:59,664 --> 00:01:02,450 NATHAN: I find any communication 4 00:01:02,582 --> 00:01:06,090 of a non-mathematical nature very difficult. 5 00:01:08,331 --> 00:01:12,656 Because I don't talk much, people think I don't have anything to say, 6 00:01:12,789 --> 00:01:14,509 or that I'm stupid. 7 00:01:15,164 --> 00:01:16,704 And that's not true. 8 00:01:18,498 --> 00:01:20,631 I have lots of things to say. 9 00:01:22,914 --> 00:01:24,632 I'm just afraid to say them. 10 00:01:28,873 --> 00:01:31,587 I know that I'm strange in lots of ways. 11 00:01:33,206 --> 00:01:38,622 I think I see the world in a different way to other people. 12 00:01:41,081 --> 00:01:43,120 I've always been like that. 13 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:47,280 (MAN ROARING) 14 00:01:58,372 --> 00:01:59,712 Would you like to play with it? 15 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:02,948 Are you scared it will eat you? 16 00:02:03,831 --> 00:02:04,826 No. 17 00:02:05,456 --> 00:02:06,996 Is it because it's a toy? 18 00:02:08,038 --> 00:02:10,788 No. Because stegosauruses aren't carnivores. 19 00:02:14,497 --> 00:02:17,247 So, Nathan, what do you like? 20 00:02:18,788 --> 00:02:20,757 I imagine there's things that you don't like. 21 00:02:21,580 --> 00:02:24,924 Maybe, say, when meal times change? 22 00:02:25,372 --> 00:02:28,537 Yes. Yes, he is fussy about his food. 23 00:02:29,330 --> 00:02:30,290 Nathan? 24 00:02:31,538 --> 00:02:32,629 Nathan? 25 00:02:34,538 --> 00:02:37,004 I... I like patterns. 26 00:02:37,706 --> 00:02:40,039 DOCTOR: And what does it feel like to see a good pattern? 27 00:02:41,038 --> 00:02:42,129 Nice. 28 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:45,293 YOUNG NATHAN: They're pretty colours. 29 00:02:48,413 --> 00:02:50,997 DOCTOR: So, it's positive. Nathan is certainly on the spectrum. 30 00:02:51,456 --> 00:02:53,956 Traits of autism combined with synaesthesia, 31 00:02:54,081 --> 00:02:56,118 sensitive to a change in light and pattern. 32 00:02:57,081 --> 00:03:01,502 These can be gifts, of course, but they do come with some big challenges, 33 00:03:01,622 --> 00:03:05,070 socially and emotionally, which will stay with Nathan all of his life. 34 00:03:06,247 --> 00:03:09,626 But there is no question; That he's a unique young man. 35 00:03:10,205 --> 00:03:12,079 (HUMMING) 36 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,545 MICHAEL: Give Mum a wave. Bye, Mum. 37 00:03:22,663 --> 00:03:23,659 Bye. 38 00:03:24,163 --> 00:03:25,123 (MOUTHING) 39 00:03:28,955 --> 00:03:29,986 JULIE: Bye. 40 00:03:32,831 --> 00:03:34,371 You know what I was thinking? 41 00:03:36,372 --> 00:03:39,406 You know, sometimes it might seem like 42 00:03:39,538 --> 00:03:42,110 we don't always understand what it's like to be you. 43 00:03:44,122 --> 00:03:46,658 It's like you've got these special powers, 44 00:03:46,788 --> 00:03:48,199 like a wizard. 45 00:03:49,413 --> 00:03:52,578 And we're just Muggles that don't understand how you do it. 46 00:03:54,788 --> 00:03:56,413 It's like a different language to us. 47 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:02,879 But even though we don't always understand each other, Nath, 48 00:04:04,580 --> 00:04:07,710 it doesn't mean that any of us ever stops loving each other. 49 00:04:09,455 --> 00:04:10,925 Does that make sense? 50 00:04:12,705 --> 00:04:13,795 Nathan, look at me. 51 00:04:18,122 --> 00:04:19,591 But you shouldn't be afraid. 52 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:51,622 (SWEETHEART, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO US BY KEATON HENSON PLAYING) 53 00:04:53,622 --> 00:04:54,901 (INAUDIBLE) 54 00:05:06,954 --> 00:05:09,112 ♪ Sweetheart ♪ 55 00:05:10,663 --> 00:05:13,579 ♪ What have you done to us? ♪ 56 00:05:19,247 --> 00:05:25,990 ♪ I turned my back and you turned to dust ♪ 57 00:05:27,454 --> 00:05:29,956 ♪ What have you done? ♪ 58 00:05:34,079 --> 00:05:35,869 ♪ And, Oh, please ♪ 59 00:05:36,954 --> 00:05:40,533 ♪ Just come here, don't fight with me ♪ 60 00:05:45,372 --> 00:05:47,338 ♪ And I admit ♪ 61 00:05:48,038 --> 00:05:51,735 ♪ Think you may have broken It ♪ 62 00:05:52,913 --> 00:05:54,951 ♪ Yeah, I admit ♪ 63 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:12,629 (BELL TOLLING) 64 00:06:18,620 --> 00:06:21,999 (SOFTLY) Come here, darling. Come here. 65 00:06:24,288 --> 00:06:25,627 Just hold my hand. 66 00:06:30,704 --> 00:06:34,781 Please, Nathan. Nathan, just hold my hand. Just this once. 67 00:06:34,913 --> 00:06:37,319 It's okay. We'll do this together. 68 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:40,329 Come here, darling. Darling, come on. 69 00:06:41,038 --> 00:06:43,788 Nathan. Please, don't. No, Nathan! 70 00:06:54,163 --> 00:06:55,252 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 71 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:01,819 Hey. 72 00:07:04,454 --> 00:07:06,209 Gosh. (CLICKS TONGUE) 73 00:07:07,413 --> 00:07:08,752 That looks complicated. 74 00:07:09,788 --> 00:07:11,257 That's not schoolwork then? 75 00:07:12,663 --> 00:07:14,629 Wait, why don't you try and explain it to me? 76 00:07:15,663 --> 00:07:17,132 I might be able to help you. 77 00:07:17,829 --> 00:07:18,860 Hmm? 78 00:07:20,204 --> 00:07:21,485 You can't. 79 00:07:22,620 --> 00:07:23,781 Why not? 80 00:07:25,454 --> 00:07:26,865 You're not clever enough. 81 00:07:31,495 --> 00:07:33,533 So, Nathan, this is the big school. 82 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,944 When you're older, you'll go here every single day. 83 00:07:37,079 --> 00:07:38,358 Watch out. 84 00:07:39,079 --> 00:07:40,917 We're just gonna start things early. 85 00:07:41,538 --> 00:07:43,120 It's nothing to be frightened about. 86 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:44,247 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 87 00:07:44,913 --> 00:07:47,377 Don't run in the corridor. 88 00:07:47,495 --> 00:07:48,656 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 89 00:07:48,786 --> 00:07:49,913 Excuse me. 90 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:51,983 Excuse me! 91 00:07:55,704 --> 00:07:57,173 (ALL LAUGHING) 92 00:08:00,411 --> 00:08:01,786 - (LIGHTER CLICKING) - BOY: There you go. 93 00:08:01,911 --> 00:08:02,872 (DOOR OPENS) 94 00:08:04,079 --> 00:08:05,288 Oh, that's subtle. 95 00:08:06,370 --> 00:08:08,408 - Ah, really subtle. - What? We're not... We're not doing anything. 96 00:08:08,536 --> 00:08:10,446 "(MOCKING) “We're not... We're not... We're not doing anything." 97 00:08:10,579 --> 00:08:11,538 Give me that now! 98 00:08:16,411 --> 00:08:17,622 (SNIFFS) 99 00:08:20,454 --> 00:08:21,863 Is this drugs? 100 00:08:25,911 --> 00:08:27,038 Go on, piss off. 101 00:08:32,578 --> 00:08:34,078 BOY: (SARCASTICALLY) We're so lucky. 102 00:08:43,328 --> 00:08:45,082 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 103 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:48,197 - Mr. Humphreys. - Yep. 104 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:49,798 - Can I have a quick word? - Yeah. 105 00:08:55,037 --> 00:08:56,826 How old are you? Five? 106 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,505 No, Nathan is nine. 107 00:08:59,995 --> 00:09:03,195 His mum got in touch because of Nathan's rather advanced interest 108 00:09:03,328 --> 00:09:06,871 in numbers and patterns and his primary schoolwork was no longer testing. 109 00:09:06,995 --> 00:09:09,745 Mmm, I can see why, yeah. Bit of algebra. 110 00:09:11,203 --> 00:09:13,076 Mmm, distance geometry. 111 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:14,864 Where'd you learn all this, mate? 112 00:09:16,370 --> 00:09:18,777 Mr. Humphreys just joined our maths department. 113 00:09:18,912 --> 00:09:21,756 He was a bit of a maths whizz when he was young, Nathan. 114 00:09:21,870 --> 00:09:24,620 - Not really, it was a long time ago. - No, no, no. 115 00:09:24,745 --> 00:09:27,909 He competed in the International Mathematical Olympiad. 116 00:09:28,703 --> 00:09:31,619 - Olympiad? - Olympiad, yes. The IMO. 117 00:09:32,745 --> 00:09:34,902 Did you know you could win medals for maths, Nathan? 118 00:09:36,370 --> 00:09:40,661 Just like sport, only for people who are really, really strong up here instead. 119 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:45,746 Mrs. Ellis, if Mr. Humphreys is willing 120 00:09:46,327 --> 00:09:50,868 I think that we can absolutely begin offering Nathan some special advanced tuition. 121 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:53,365 Can't we? 122 00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:57,657 Okay, yeah. 123 00:10:09,952 --> 00:10:11,613 Why don't you walk properly? 124 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,660 That's very direct of you. 125 00:10:17,412 --> 00:10:19,544 I've got multiple sclerosis. 126 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,755 What about you? 127 00:10:23,577 --> 00:10:24,609 Why are you weird? 128 00:10:26,037 --> 00:10:29,947 - I've got special powers. - Mmm-hmm. 129 00:10:30,745 --> 00:10:32,120 Can you fly? 130 00:10:32,912 --> 00:10:34,500 Can you turn things to ice? 131 00:10:35,745 --> 00:10:37,250 Are you really good at maths? 132 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,445 Ah, yeah. Ah, fair play. 133 00:10:39,702 --> 00:10:42,489 Well, listen, I should tell you, I'm not a very good teacher. 134 00:10:43,452 --> 00:10:45,705 I barely encourage myself to get out of bed, 135 00:10:45,827 --> 00:10:47,701 let alone inspire some kid with special powers 136 00:10:47,702 --> 00:10:49,244 who wants to spend all his spare time doing maths. 137 00:10:49,370 --> 00:10:50,578 So as long as we're clear. 138 00:10:52,286 --> 00:10:53,000 What's that for? 139 00:10:53,001 --> 00:10:55,409 It's to give it a shake. It's my hand, isn't it? 140 00:10:55,411 --> 00:10:58,197 - It's what men do when they agree. - I don't like doing that. 141 00:10:58,327 --> 00:11:00,659 Yeah, well, we all have to do things we don't like doing, 142 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,702 but we fucking do them, don't we? So give it here. 143 00:11:03,952 --> 00:11:05,542 What does "fucking" mean? 144 00:11:06,410 --> 00:11:07,655 All in good time, son. 145 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,121 Right then. 146 00:11:10,245 --> 00:11:12,153 We'll start with some probability, shall we? 147 00:11:13,660 --> 00:11:16,245 Like what's the probability of me remembering any of this shit. 148 00:11:17,661 --> 00:11:18,657 YOUNG NATHAN: I can't hear you. 149 00:11:18,786 --> 00:11:24,024 I said, let's do tree diagrams, shall we? 150 00:11:24,661 --> 00:11:26,072 Mr. Humphreys? 151 00:11:26,370 --> 00:11:27,779 Yes, Mr. Ellis. 152 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,158 What was the Olympiad like? 153 00:11:31,702 --> 00:11:33,290 Mind your own business, nosy. 154 00:11:34,952 --> 00:11:36,043 Boom. 155 00:11:37,327 --> 00:11:38,495 Do you know what this means? 156 00:11:39,244 --> 00:11:41,244 Go on, Sir Nod-A-Lot, tell me, what does it mean? 157 00:11:41,411 --> 00:11:42,371 A toss. 158 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,121 Toss? 159 00:11:44,744 --> 00:11:45,905 How dare you? 160 00:11:47,077 --> 00:11:48,618 Yeah, the coin toss. Well done. 161 00:11:55,536 --> 00:11:58,167 YOUNG NATHAN: "The International Mathematical Olympiad" 162 00:11:58,286 --> 00:12:02,493 "is the most prestigious mathematical competition for high school students.“". 163 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:05,043 WOMAN: Round of applause for United Kingdom! 164 00:12:05,827 --> 00:12:09,490 YOUNG NATHAN: "It represents a great opportunity to see how they measure up" 165 00:12:09,619 --> 00:12:12,404 "against students from the rest of the world." 166 00:12:12,827 --> 00:12:17,876 "China hold the record for 11 IMOs in which they have secured gold medals" 167 00:12:17,994 --> 00:12:20,128 "for all six members of their team." 168 00:12:20,411 --> 00:12:23,196 (IN SILLY VOICE) Number theory. 169 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:30,418 YOUNG NATHAN: "The hardest problem ever at the IMO was question five in 1996." 170 00:12:31,661 --> 00:12:35,667 'Let A, B, C, D, E, F be a convex hexagon 171 00:12:35,786 --> 00:12:38,701 "such that AB is parallel to DE." 172 00:12:38,701 --> 00:12:40,860 "BC is parallel to EF" 173 00:12:41,411 --> 00:12:43,663 "and CD is parallel to FA." 174 00:12:43,869 --> 00:12:45,741 Nathan! Breakfast! 175 00:12:46,744 --> 00:12:51,318 YOUNG NATHAN: "Let RA, RC, RE denote the circum radii" 176 00:12:51,451 --> 00:12:55,778 "of triangles FAB, BCD, DEF respectively." 177 00:12:55,911 --> 00:12:57,748 Nathan! Breakfast! 178 00:12:57,869 --> 00:13:02,538 "And let P denote the perimeter of the hexagon." 179 00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:04,876 Nathan! Breakfast! 180 00:13:07,076 --> 00:13:11,214 NATHAN: "Prove that RA plus RC plus RE" 181 00:13:11,326 --> 00:13:15,154 "is greater than or equal to P over 2." 182 00:13:18,494 --> 00:13:19,453 Here. 183 00:13:20,951 --> 00:13:23,962 - It doesn't matter if you don't get in. - Of course it matters. 184 00:13:25,661 --> 00:13:28,326 Got twisted. Okay? Good. 185 00:13:31,409 --> 00:13:32,442 Good luck. 186 00:13:34,534 --> 00:13:36,408 - GIRL 1: Get a job. - GIRL 2: You get a job. 187 00:13:36,534 --> 00:13:39,072 - GIRL 1: I'm trying. I've handed CVs out. - GIRL 2: You've got a CV? 188 00:13:39,201 --> 00:13:41,832 GIRL I: Yeah, obviously. I don't wanna sit on me arse all day, you know. 189 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,489 - And even If I do, you're sat next to me. - GIRL 2: No, I'm not. 190 00:13:44,619 --> 00:13:46,278 GIRL I: Yeah, you are. Joined at the friggin' hip. 191 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:49,159 Are you listening to our conversation? Eh? 192 00:13:50,369 --> 00:13:51,614 - No. - What? 193 00:13:52,034 --> 00:13:54,003 - No, I wasn't. - Are you sure about that? 194 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:56,981 - Better not be. - GIRL 2: No. 195 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:28,899 - You're late. - Sorry, mate. 196 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,666 I had a quick look at it first. Shh. 197 00:14:32,409 --> 00:14:33,821 It's a piece of piss, really. 198 00:14:34,409 --> 00:14:35,879 Well, not really, but... 199 00:14:36,368 --> 00:14:38,585 You know, just do your best. 200 00:14:39,909 --> 00:14:41,868 It's the biggest day of your life, mate, innit? 201 00:14:42,909 --> 00:14:44,154 Don't feel any pressure. 202 00:14:44,868 --> 00:14:46,491 I'm a bit nervous. (CHUCKLES) 203 00:14:46,618 --> 00:14:47,649 Are you nervous? 204 00:14:48,159 --> 00:14:49,701 - A little bit. - Well, you shouldn't be. 205 00:14:49,701 --> 00:14:50,911 Because you're brilliant. 206 00:14:51,034 --> 00:14:51,995 Are you ready? 207 00:14:52,534 --> 00:14:53,495 Yeah. 208 00:14:53,743 --> 00:14:54,703 Yeah? 209 00:14:55,326 --> 00:14:56,985 On your marks, get set... 210 00:14:57,659 --> 00:14:58,750 Go on, my son. 211 00:15:00,451 --> 00:15:02,169 I'll just be over there, out the way. 212 00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,076 NATHAN: "Question one." 213 00:15:04,201 --> 00:15:07,745 "Are there infinitely many pairs of positive integers (M, N) such..." 214 00:15:07,868 --> 00:15:08,958 (CLATTERING) 215 00:15:13,743 --> 00:15:14,739 (CHAIR SCRAPING) 216 00:15:14,868 --> 00:15:15,864 NATHAN: "Question one." 217 00:15:15,993 --> 00:15:19,407 "Are there infinitely many pairs of positive integers (M, N)" 218 00:15:19,534 --> 00:15:22,201 "such that both m divides n squared plus one and..." 219 00:15:22,326 --> 00:15:23,536 (CAN HISSES) 220 00:15:29,326 --> 00:15:32,870 NATHAN: "Are there infinitely many pairs of positive integers (M, N)" 221 00:15:32,993 --> 00:15:38,196 "such that both m divides n squared plus one and that n divides m squared plus one?" 222 00:15:47,326 --> 00:15:48,985 When will we find out? 223 00:15:49,118 --> 00:15:51,120 Uh, about a week, probably. 224 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:55,904 It's all right, male. Relax to the Max. Take a chill pill. 225 00:15:57,493 --> 00:15:59,899 Talking of which, this hill's a killer. 226 00:16:00,243 --> 00:16:01,831 Do you mind if we take the weight off? 227 00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:06,500 - NATHAN: Can I ask you a question? - MARTIN: Hang on. 228 00:16:08,909 --> 00:16:11,541 (GRUNTS) Go on then, hit me. 229 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:15,065 - Hit you? - Ask me the fucking question! 230 00:16:18,326 --> 00:16:21,835 Why did things go wrong for you, at the Olympiad? 231 00:16:23,826 --> 00:16:25,663 There's lots of reasons, really. 232 00:16:28,993 --> 00:16:31,125 My "thing" was kicking off around that time. 233 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:33,994 My ailment. 234 00:16:35,743 --> 00:16:38,493 Cutting me down in the prime of my life. 235 00:16:40,658 --> 00:16:42,567 I just sort of lost it. 236 00:16:44,201 --> 00:16:45,361 I can't lose it. 237 00:16:45,783 --> 00:16:49,364 Nathan, you haven't gotta prove anything, all right? 238 00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:54,584 What's important is that you enjoy doing it, maths, and you do, don't you? 239 00:16:55,743 --> 00:16:58,125 So whether you get on the team or not, 240 00:16:58,243 --> 00:17:00,458 you're gonna do amazing things in the future. 241 00:17:02,618 --> 00:17:03,577 You haven't. 242 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:06,737 Well, thanks a lot. 243 00:17:08,409 --> 00:17:09,950 You charming little bastard. 244 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,326 Hi. Hi. 245 00:17:16,826 --> 00:17:19,671 Um, can I order number 47, please, 246 00:17:19,784 --> 00:17:21,502 with, um, 247 00:17:21,616 --> 00:17:25,066 seven prawn balls and a small chips, thank you. 248 00:17:25,784 --> 00:17:27,194 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 249 00:17:28,034 --> 00:17:30,664 It come with six balls, number 47. 250 00:17:31,076 --> 00:17:32,983 Yeah, I know. Usually... 251 00:17:33,701 --> 00:17:34,661 Sorry, are you new? 252 00:17:34,784 --> 00:17:37,000 It's just we come here all the time 253 00:17:37,116 --> 00:17:39,749 and it's usually just fine, you give us an extra ball. 254 00:17:39,866 --> 00:17:42,273 Number 48 is a large prawn ball meal. 255 00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:45,124 You get nine balls, large chips and crackers. 256 00:17:45,241 --> 00:17:46,367 Yeah, I know. 257 00:17:46,491 --> 00:17:47,998 No. Sorry. 258 00:17:48,116 --> 00:17:49,077 Sorry. 259 00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:54,367 No, he doesn't like, um, crackers and he likes to have a small chips. 260 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,866 I'm sorry, it's just, uh... 261 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,247 My son, he's quite picky 262 00:17:58,366 --> 00:18:02,538 and he needs the meal number to be a prime number 263 00:18:02,659 --> 00:18:05,788 and there to be a prime number of prawn balls. 264 00:18:05,909 --> 00:18:07,000 And, um, 265 00:18:07,116 --> 00:18:10,625 if he had nine balls it wouldn't be a prime number 266 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,615 and number 48 isn't... 267 00:18:12,741 --> 00:18:14,461 Isn't... Isn't a prime... 268 00:18:14,576 --> 00:18:16,827 Is it? Is it? I don't know. Yes, I do. 269 00:18:17,659 --> 00:18:19,626 Um, yes, no, I'm right. 270 00:18:20,659 --> 00:18:21,654 47. 271 00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:26,169 - Is that okay? - Yeah. 272 00:18:33,366 --> 00:18:34,326 (SIGHS) 273 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:40,124 There we go. A big fat "well done". 274 00:18:44,284 --> 00:18:45,564 It's all spilt out. 275 00:18:48,284 --> 00:18:49,243 Oh. 276 00:18:49,741 --> 00:18:53,784 No, no, it's fine. Nathan, Nathan, don't get upset. It's fine. 277 00:18:53,909 --> 00:18:54,868 - No, Mum, it's not fine. - It's fine. 278 00:18:54,991 --> 00:18:56,741 - You don't do anything right. - I'm sorry? 279 00:18:57,659 --> 00:18:58,824 Everything you do is wrong. 280 00:18:58,825 --> 00:19:01,455 Oh... (YELLS) Oh, well, I'm sorry, okay? 281 00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:02,785 Thank you so much! 282 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,242 Sorry. 283 00:19:21,075 --> 00:19:24,203 MICHAEL: That doctor didn't know his herbivores from his carnivores, did he? 284 00:19:25,907 --> 00:19:27,069 And do you know why? 285 00:19:28,907 --> 00:19:30,497 Because he's not as smart as you. 286 00:19:35,366 --> 00:19:37,583 Is there someone else you know that has what you have? 287 00:19:38,282 --> 00:19:39,788 - Einstein. - (CHUCKLES) 288 00:19:42,157 --> 00:19:43,118 MICHAEL: Okay. 289 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:44,910 But... 290 00:19:46,241 --> 00:19:47,616 I just want you to know 291 00:19:49,282 --> 00:19:51,286 that you're fine the way you are, Nathan. 292 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,898 So do you want one of them ice cream things for dessert or what? 293 00:20:03,032 --> 00:20:04,124 - Dad! - What? 294 00:20:04,241 --> 00:20:06,244 Oh, no! Not again. Ah! 295 00:20:06,366 --> 00:20:08,121 - What do I do? Do I lean forward? - No, back! 296 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,742 Back? Oh, no, this is a disaster. 297 00:20:11,575 --> 00:20:13,482 - I know. I know. Give me this. - (GIGGLING) 298 00:20:13,782 --> 00:20:15,537 (GRUNTS) 299 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,622 (BOTH LAUGHING) 300 00:20:23,365 --> 00:20:24,611 (DOORBELL RINGS) 301 00:20:32,115 --> 00:20:34,653 As promised, I come bearing news. 302 00:20:38,450 --> 00:20:41,326 Are you sure it's okay if I stand out here? I don't wanna put you out. 303 00:20:43,407 --> 00:20:44,817 - Yeah. - Invite me in, Nathan. 304 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,788 - Come in. - Thank you very much. 305 00:20:52,865 --> 00:20:53,865 Put the kettle on, then. 306 00:20:55,657 --> 00:20:58,230 - Put the kettle on what? - JULIE: It's okay. I'll do it. 307 00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:00,992 - Hi, Julie. - Hi, Mr. Humphreys. 308 00:21:01,115 --> 00:21:02,989 - How are you? - Very good, thank you. 309 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:05,281 - Thanks for coming round. - I got it. 310 00:21:05,282 --> 00:21:07,605 Oh! Oh, my goodness. Is that what I think it is? 311 00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:09,494 I hope so, otherwise it would have been a wasted journey. 312 00:21:09,615 --> 00:21:11,121 (BOTH LAUGH) 313 00:21:11,490 --> 00:21:13,151 Um, you open it. 314 00:21:13,282 --> 00:21:15,240 - You want me to open it? All right then. - Yeah. 315 00:21:18,949 --> 00:21:22,825 “Dear Mr. Ellis, I am writing to let you know that unfortunately... 316 00:21:25,615 --> 00:21:29,528 "“...you have successfully earned a place on the United Kingdom maths squad!" 317 00:21:29,657 --> 00:21:31,874 Oh, my goodness! Oh, Nathan, darling. 318 00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:33,401 - Well, that's good news, isn't it? - Oh, my gosh! 319 00:21:33,532 --> 00:21:35,240 - Well done, mate. - JULIE: Oh, well done. 320 00:21:35,699 --> 00:21:36,825 Why is that unfortunate? 321 00:21:36,949 --> 00:21:37,980 No, I was having a joke, mate. 322 00:21:38,115 --> 00:21:39,835 It says the training camp's in Taiwan this year. 323 00:21:39,949 --> 00:21:42,271 - Have you ever been on a plane before? - No. He's not. 324 00:21:42,407 --> 00:21:44,445 - Well, that's exciting, isn't it? - Um... 325 00:21:45,282 --> 00:21:46,242 But... 326 00:21:46,824 --> 00:21:48,328 I should study. 327 00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:52,650 - Are you leaving now, or... - Nathan. (LAUGHS) 328 00:21:53,574 --> 00:21:54,605 He doesn't mean that. 329 00:21:55,699 --> 00:21:56,825 Probably, yeah. 330 00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:58,480 - Okay. - Well... 331 00:21:59,115 --> 00:22:00,775 - I'm gonna go and study. - JULIE: Okay. 332 00:22:01,365 --> 00:22:02,491 Well done, mate. 333 00:22:02,782 --> 00:22:04,820 - He is pleased. He's... - I know he is, yeah. 334 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:09,231 I'm gonna have something stronger than a cup of tea, actually, I think. 335 00:22:09,490 --> 00:22:11,030 - I'm gonna have a glass of wine. - Okay. 336 00:22:11,156 --> 00:22:12,117 Would you like... 337 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,711 I should probably shoot off. 338 00:22:13,824 --> 00:22:15,104 Okay, no, that's fine. 339 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,781 But I mean, if you're gonna have one. 340 00:22:24,574 --> 00:22:27,111 Actually, I was thinking maybe, you know you'd like to... 341 00:22:27,906 --> 00:22:30,230 To join us next month, 342 00:22:30,365 --> 00:22:31,609 take him to the airport. 343 00:22:32,449 --> 00:22:34,701 I know that would make Nathan happy. 344 00:22:35,656 --> 00:22:37,447 (CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY) 345 00:22:41,199 --> 00:22:43,166 I should probably tell you before they... 346 00:22:43,656 --> 00:22:45,625 I'm taking a bit of a break from work. 347 00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:48,361 Uh, it's a bit of a forced break. 348 00:22:48,490 --> 00:22:50,647 It's a bit like I'm being fired, basically. 349 00:22:52,281 --> 00:22:53,278 I'm sorry. 350 00:22:53,656 --> 00:22:55,655 But I wanted to say to you even though I'm not working 351 00:22:55,656 --> 00:22:58,501 for the school any more, I'd really like to carry on teaching Nathan. 352 00:22:58,615 --> 00:23:00,866 - Really? - Yeah. I mean, if that's all right with you? 353 00:23:01,949 --> 00:23:03,990 - That would be amazing. - Obviously for no money. 354 00:23:04,115 --> 00:23:06,521 Oh! Jesus Christ! 355 00:23:07,906 --> 00:23:08,867 (GASPS) 356 00:23:11,031 --> 00:23:11,992 Oh, my God! 357 00:23:13,031 --> 00:23:14,200 That's a bit of a weird one. 358 00:23:14,656 --> 00:23:16,575 - Thanks for the drink and stuff. - Not at all. 359 00:23:17,115 --> 00:23:19,240 - Don't worry about it. All right. - Yeah, no, good. 360 00:23:19,490 --> 00:23:21,398 - Will you be all right? Okay. - Yeah. Cheers, Julie. Thank you. 361 00:23:21,531 --> 00:23:22,990 - Thank you. Take care. - All right. 362 00:23:34,740 --> 00:23:36,246 We were just talking, Nathan. 363 00:23:38,406 --> 00:23:40,125 I was looking at Jupiter. 364 00:23:42,031 --> 00:23:43,406 I didn't do it on purpose. 365 00:23:45,406 --> 00:23:46,438 It was just... 366 00:23:48,656 --> 00:23:51,691 It was just nice, you know, to have someone to talk to. 367 00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:54,787 For once. For me. 368 00:23:57,699 --> 00:23:59,855 Sometimes I feel a bit alone. 369 00:24:06,365 --> 00:24:07,455 Okay. 370 00:24:32,281 --> 00:24:35,789 MICHAEL: What else can we write? Numbers? Say a prime number. 371 00:24:35,990 --> 00:24:39,403 - Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly. - 353. 372 00:24:39,531 --> 00:24:40,491 (CHUCKLES) 373 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:44,366 353! 374 00:24:44,656 --> 00:24:45,865 Whoa! 375 00:24:45,990 --> 00:24:47,365 Just in time. 376 00:24:47,656 --> 00:24:48,747 Perfect timing. 377 00:24:48,865 --> 00:24:50,523 JULIE: Fireworks night again, is it? 378 00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:51,616 (MICHAEL CHUCKLES) 379 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,772 He's letting you hold his hand, isn't he? 380 00:24:53,906 --> 00:24:55,032 The sparkler helps. 381 00:24:55,823 --> 00:24:56,784 Come on, Nathan. 382 00:24:57,156 --> 00:24:58,625 It's time to change the fish. 383 00:24:59,323 --> 00:25:02,416 If you come now you can get an extra scoop of ice cream. 384 00:25:02,615 --> 00:25:04,489 Extra scoop of Ice cream. And what do I get? 385 00:25:04,490 --> 00:25:05,865 - You don't get anything. - Go ahead, go ahead. 386 00:25:05,990 --> 00:25:07,897 (YOU'RE LUCKY I'M HERE, THAT'S ALL. {MICHAEL LAUGHS) 387 00:25:08,030 --> 00:25:09,999 - MICHAEL: I'm lucky.“ - Yeah, you get me. 388 00:25:21,780 --> 00:25:24,068 - I like a man in a shed. - Ah... 389 00:25:25,198 --> 00:25:26,538 - Go and get me ice cream. - But you're not getting... 390 00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:28,162 I told you, you're not getting... 391 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,530 - Ice cream, Julie! - (GIGGLES) 392 00:25:37,490 --> 00:25:38,484 Nathan? 393 00:25:39,615 --> 00:25:40,575 Jesus. 394 00:25:42,780 --> 00:25:43,741 Nathan! 395 00:25:46,573 --> 00:25:47,532 Oh! 396 00:25:47,655 --> 00:25:48,865 Nathan, It's okay. 397 00:25:50,115 --> 00:25:51,868 Nathan, I'm not angry. 398 00:25:51,990 --> 00:25:53,151 Nathan! 399 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,604 Michael? Michael? 400 00:26:14,489 --> 00:26:15,450 - JULIE: Everything all right? - NATHAN: Yeah. 401 00:26:15,573 --> 00:26:17,705 I'm quite looking FORWARD to this in a weird sort of way. 402 00:26:17,823 --> 00:26:18,782 JULIE: Yeah, I know. 403 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,940 Little trip down memory Lane. 404 00:26:21,989 --> 00:26:23,743 - JULIE: Okay. We all ready? - Hang on. 405 00:26:25,155 --> 00:26:26,115 This is for you. 406 00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:31,282 JULIE: Nathan... 407 00:26:32,323 --> 00:26:33,282 What do you say? 408 00:26:35,323 --> 00:26:36,732 - Thank you. - Well, I used to use them, 409 00:26:36,864 --> 00:26:38,108 so they're probably cursed. 410 00:26:38,239 --> 00:26:40,613 But, you know, it might remind you of home or something. 411 00:26:40,614 --> 00:26:41,989 - JULIE: Very lovely of you. - MARTIN: Right then. 412 00:26:42,114 --> 00:26:44,614 - Shall we get this show on the road? - JULIE: Yep. Let's go. 413 00:26:44,905 --> 00:26:45,865 Nathan? 414 00:26:46,989 --> 00:26:48,897 Can you get in the back with me? 415 00:26:49,030 --> 00:26:52,409 Nathan, I think Mr. Humphreys will be more comfortable in the front. 416 00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:54,776 It's okay, darling. 417 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:56,625 Darling, darling, it's okay. 418 00:26:57,405 --> 00:26:58,567 I'll drive carefully. 419 00:27:00,114 --> 00:27:01,075 No, It's all right. 420 00:27:02,030 --> 00:27:04,436 I'm actually surprisingly bendy. 421 00:27:23,614 --> 00:27:24,823 MARTIN: Christ. 422 00:27:25,655 --> 00:27:27,279 It's Tricky Dicky. Look out. 423 00:27:29,489 --> 00:27:30,828 All right, Richard? 424 00:27:31,239 --> 00:27:32,199 Oh! 425 00:27:33,489 --> 00:27:35,113 Martin Humphreys. '95. 426 00:27:35,239 --> 00:27:37,644 Humphreys! Yeah, hell's teeth. Yes. 427 00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:40,186 Yes. The last I heard, you were, um... 428 00:27:41,447 --> 00:27:42,951 - Teaching, was it? - Yes. 429 00:27:43,655 --> 00:27:45,942 Yeah. At what university? I can't... 430 00:27:46,072 --> 00:27:48,608 - It's a secondary school. - Ah, yeah. 431 00:27:48,780 --> 00:27:50,286 Wasted opportunity, this one. 432 00:27:50,614 --> 00:27:52,739 So what are you doing here? You flying off to Ibiza? 433 00:27:52,989 --> 00:27:57,161 Fleeing the world of reason and rationality for some hallucinogenic escape? 434 00:27:57,364 --> 00:27:59,497 No, I'm dropping this one off, actually. 435 00:28:00,696 --> 00:28:01,657 Ah! 436 00:28:01,989 --> 00:28:03,778 Nathan Ellis, I presume. Yes. 437 00:28:04,196 --> 00:28:05,666 The dragon. Ah! 438 00:28:06,029 --> 00:28:07,310 And where have you been lying dormant, eh? 439 00:28:07,446 --> 00:28:09,853 It's not often we have a mind like yours spring up off the radar. 440 00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:10,949 He's mine. 441 00:28:11,529 --> 00:28:13,817 I mean, I'm his... Um, I've been teaching him. 442 00:28:13,946 --> 00:28:17,076 Ah. The plot thickens. 443 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,413 Well, we'll get you signed in, shall we, eh? 444 00:28:19,529 --> 00:28:21,498 Just a quick goodbye and then avanti. 445 00:28:21,864 --> 00:28:24,365 Oh, well, Nathan, darling. (CHUCKLES) 446 00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:25,936 Um... 447 00:28:26,864 --> 00:28:28,997 You got your phone on you? Yeah? 448 00:28:29,239 --> 00:28:30,199 Yeah. 449 00:28:30,904 --> 00:28:33,228 Make sure you ring me as soon as you land, yeah? 450 00:28:37,239 --> 00:28:39,277 - All right. Bye, then. - Bye. 451 00:28:52,654 --> 00:28:53,615 Sorry. 452 00:28:56,113 --> 00:28:57,832 RICHARD: Time to meet your peers, Nathan. 453 00:28:58,988 --> 00:29:00,707 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 454 00:29:01,238 --> 00:29:02,708 Mingle. Mingle. 455 00:29:03,279 --> 00:29:05,685 Um, watch your step, there's a chess game going on. 456 00:29:11,988 --> 00:29:13,861 Hey. How do you do? 457 00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:16,900 How do I do what? 458 00:29:17,821 --> 00:29:19,859 I mean, what's your name? 459 00:29:21,279 --> 00:29:22,939 - Nathan. - I'm Isaac. 460 00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:26,529 I'm guessing this is your first maths camp? You'll be fine. 461 00:29:26,904 --> 00:29:28,410 Best thing is just to dive in. 462 00:29:29,154 --> 00:29:30,814 Come. Sit down. 463 00:29:31,613 --> 00:29:32,988 I mean, can you believe the Chinese team? 464 00:29:33,113 --> 00:29:35,365 They won six golds again last year. 465 00:29:35,488 --> 00:29:39,874 Yes, although upon recent evidential proof I'd expect this to possibly change, 466 00:29:39,988 --> 00:29:43,248 if I'm allowed to split infinitives, to possibly change. 467 00:29:43,363 --> 00:29:45,519 Which I believe I technically am now. 468 00:29:45,654 --> 00:29:48,320 Of course, one of the most famous infinitive splits of all time 469 00:29:48,445 --> 00:29:52,203 came in the introductory lines of Star Trek, "to boldly go," and... 470 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,036 I think if the writers of a popular American television series 471 00:29:55,154 --> 00:29:58,164 can get away with it for 40 years, then, really, any of us can. 472 00:29:58,279 --> 00:30:00,068 Don't worry, he's always like this. 473 00:30:00,195 --> 00:30:02,234 Everyone, this is Nathan. 474 00:30:02,529 --> 00:30:04,366 - Hi, Nathan. - Hello, Nathan. 475 00:30:04,488 --> 00:30:05,448 Hi, I'm Pav. 476 00:30:07,404 --> 00:30:08,401 Paf? 477 00:30:08,529 --> 00:30:10,153 P-A-V, Pav. 478 00:30:10,820 --> 00:30:12,693 Pav is from India. Pav. 479 00:30:13,070 --> 00:30:14,352 Actually I'm from Chipping Norton. 480 00:30:14,488 --> 00:30:17,865 Yes, but of course I meant your origins, not your birthplace, 481 00:30:17,988 --> 00:30:19,955 before we open that little Pandora's box. 482 00:30:20,070 --> 00:30:21,730 - Oh, dear! - (ALL CHUCKLE) 483 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,450 RICHARD: Seat belts on, please. Seat belts on. 484 00:30:28,904 --> 00:30:32,247 Right, don't sit at the front next to the driver, that's my seat. 485 00:30:33,363 --> 00:30:35,116 Right, away you go, driver. 486 00:30:36,029 --> 00:30:41,707 Now, you are 16 of the cleverest young brains in this country. 487 00:30:42,488 --> 00:30:46,150 Now, outside you might be considered nerds or geeks 488 00:30:46,278 --> 00:30:48,816 or whatever the insult du jour might be. 489 00:30:49,070 --> 00:30:51,915 But here, you are among kindred spirits. 490 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,653 Now, assuming you're capable of basic arithmetic, 491 00:30:55,653 --> 00:30:59,790 you'll know that there are six places available yet more than six of you. 492 00:31:00,488 --> 00:31:03,747 Which means that this, to a large extent, is about whittling you down. 493 00:31:04,488 --> 00:31:08,150 Now, we will be training with four other national teams in Taiwan. 494 00:31:08,528 --> 00:31:10,446 And after some delicate diplomatic negotiation, 495 00:31:10,570 --> 00:31:13,770 I can confirm that the Chinese will be one of them. 496 00:31:14,653 --> 00:31:16,692 Now we should, of course, be cordial 497 00:31:16,820 --> 00:31:20,614 as it falls to us to host the competition this year, in Cambridge. 498 00:31:20,738 --> 00:31:22,776 But that doesn't mean we can't be ruthless. 499 00:31:23,363 --> 00:31:27,653 Now, I want you up there with the Chinese, top of the table. 500 00:31:28,778 --> 00:31:32,653 And I will consider it an abhorrent failure to include a candidate 501 00:31:32,653 --> 00:31:34,527 who does not win a medal. 502 00:31:35,903 --> 00:31:40,194 Be under no illusion. This is all about winning. 503 00:31:41,653 --> 00:31:43,656 Although that doesn't mean it can't be fun. 504 00:31:46,153 --> 00:31:50,290 NATHAN: 55, 89, 144, 505 00:31:50,653 --> 00:31:53,605 233, 377, 506 00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:54,905 610. 507 00:31:55,028 --> 00:32:00,540 REBECCA: 987, 1,597, 2,584. 508 00:32:02,903 --> 00:32:04,777 I like the Fibonacci sequence, too. 509 00:32:06,028 --> 00:32:07,782 Invaluable for music compositions. 510 00:32:09,070 --> 00:32:10,161 So you're new. 511 00:32:10,737 --> 00:32:11,769 Fresh meat. 512 00:32:12,570 --> 00:32:13,602 How's that going? 513 00:32:17,737 --> 00:32:19,894 Okay, so you're the shy type. 514 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,738 Makes a nice change, to be honest. 515 00:32:24,862 --> 00:32:28,070 Most of these weirdos just wanna show off about how much maths junk they know. 516 00:32:29,653 --> 00:32:30,614 What? 517 00:32:31,528 --> 00:32:32,489 Nothing. 518 00:32:33,028 --> 00:32:34,997 It's just I'm usually the weird one. 519 00:32:37,737 --> 00:32:39,740 They do all seem good at maths, though. 520 00:32:40,653 --> 00:32:41,779 REBECCA: Yeah. 521 00:32:42,612 --> 00:32:46,617 Here you are neither weird nor the best mathematician, I'm afraid. 522 00:32:47,653 --> 00:32:49,490 You are painstakingly average. 523 00:33:25,444 --> 00:33:28,076 LUKE: Post-Olympiad of course, I'll need to branch out into 524 00:33:28,194 --> 00:33:32,070 modem theoretical physics if I'm going to describe a unified field theory 525 00:33:32,194 --> 00:33:34,233 for the four fundamental forces of nature. 526 00:33:34,612 --> 00:33:37,113 Are you one of the fundamental forces of nature, Luke? 527 00:33:37,987 --> 00:33:38,947 No. 528 00:33:39,237 --> 00:33:41,310 But you are terribly gifted, aren't you? 529 00:33:41,694 --> 00:33:44,953 Yes. Gifted but not arrogant, Isaac. 530 00:34:10,902 --> 00:34:14,186 Here we are. Maths camp, Taipei. 531 00:34:14,652 --> 00:34:16,976 Your home for the next two weeks. 532 00:34:18,945 --> 00:34:20,699 Right, everybody out. 533 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,824 Don't forget your umbrellas. 534 00:34:22,945 --> 00:34:24,532 There's a typhoon coming. 535 00:34:27,570 --> 00:34:29,407 - Hello. - Hello. Welcome to Taiwan. 536 00:34:29,527 --> 00:34:31,195 - Nice to meet you. - Hello. I'm Richard. 537 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,280 My name is Jason. 538 00:34:32,402 --> 00:34:34,121 Nice to meet you, Jaigen. 539 00:34:34,237 --> 00:34:35,706 - Jason. Yeah. - Jason. I'm sorry. 540 00:34:35,820 --> 00:34:36,902 Jason. It was the accent. 541 00:34:36,902 --> 00:34:37,985 Hello. Nice to meet you. 542 00:34:37,985 --> 00:34:40,239 Right, come on, get your bags. Chop-chop. 543 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,079 Can someone help the man, please? 544 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:45,786 It's not the days of the Empire. Thank you. 545 00:34:46,820 --> 00:34:48,407 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 546 00:34:49,610 --> 00:34:50,572 Oh! 547 00:34:51,695 --> 00:34:53,603 Here comes the typhoon! 548 00:34:54,195 --> 00:34:55,664 Batten down the hatches. 549 00:34:59,610 --> 00:35:00,856 Taiwanese. 550 00:35:00,985 --> 00:35:02,646 Currently below us in the rankings, 551 00:35:02,777 --> 00:35:05,065 but they're our hosts, so we should be gracious. 552 00:35:07,235 --> 00:35:08,742 Here's the real competition. 553 00:35:10,652 --> 00:35:11,648 (WHISPERS) The Chinese. 554 00:35:12,945 --> 00:35:14,603 BEN: Guys, check out the board. 555 00:35:14,735 --> 00:35:16,869 Is she messing around with the Goldbach Conjecture? 556 00:35:17,277 --> 00:35:18,438 BEN: Maybe it's what they do for fun. 557 00:35:18,570 --> 00:35:21,521 Mmm, I love cracking unprovable theorems in my free time. 558 00:35:21,652 --> 00:35:23,652 No one has proven that it's unprovable. 559 00:35:23,652 --> 00:35:26,367 Right, come on. They won't bite. 560 00:35:28,485 --> 00:35:30,239 Ah! The enemy! 561 00:35:30,527 --> 00:35:32,684 Surrender or die! 562 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:34,701 Deng Laoshi. 563 00:35:34,818 --> 00:35:36,230 Dear Richard, welcome. 564 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,021 - Such an honour to have you here. - Thank you. 565 00:35:38,152 --> 00:35:40,226 - Ni hao. - ALL: Ni hao. 566 00:35:41,110 --> 00:35:42,652 Students, hello. 567 00:35:43,068 --> 00:35:44,030 (CHUCKLES) 568 00:35:44,277 --> 00:35:46,351 I hope you are ready for some mathematics. 569 00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:54,030 (INAUDIBLE) 570 00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,206 Now, pay attention, Team UK. 571 00:36:01,943 --> 00:36:04,978 Deng Laoshi and I have decided to pair you up with a Chinese buddy 572 00:36:05,568 --> 00:36:07,820 and you should make the most of this opportunity, 573 00:36:07,943 --> 00:36:11,393 or, more to the point, you should spy on your Chinese counterpart 574 00:36:11,527 --> 00:36:13,317 and bring their trade secrets to Blighty. 575 00:36:14,027 --> 00:36:15,402 DENG: Very funny, Richard. 576 00:36:16,568 --> 00:36:18,157 Uh, Luke Shelton. 577 00:36:19,735 --> 00:36:20,695 DENG: Zhang Zhi. 578 00:36:25,402 --> 00:36:27,061 Hello. My name is Zhang Zhi. 579 00:36:27,652 --> 00:36:28,612 Luke. 580 00:36:31,652 --> 00:36:33,063 Nathan Ellis. 581 00:36:33,818 --> 00:36:34,780 DENG: Zhang Mei. 582 00:36:47,193 --> 00:36:50,039 Nice to meet you. My name is Zhang Mei. 583 00:36:57,902 --> 00:36:59,443 RICHARD: Pavinder Kamdar. 584 00:37:11,152 --> 00:37:12,775 This is Shao Tong. 585 00:37:13,610 --> 00:37:15,329 - Nice to meet you. - Ni hao. 586 00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:18,481 And you know my uncle. 587 00:37:18,860 --> 00:37:22,403 Nathan. The lucky one learning from my niece, huh? 588 00:37:22,527 --> 00:37:23,487 (CHUCKLES) 589 00:37:25,318 --> 00:37:27,606 We have high expectations for her. 590 00:37:28,568 --> 00:37:30,157 And for you, of course. 591 00:37:30,277 --> 00:37:32,494 High expectations all round, I say. 592 00:37:34,902 --> 00:37:35,862 Zhang Mei. 593 00:37:36,860 --> 00:37:37,820 Oh. 594 00:37:40,235 --> 00:37:43,815 Yes, of course, though it may be the world's fastest developing nation 595 00:37:43,943 --> 00:37:47,771 some of the cuisine doesn't seem to have advanced quite so quickly. 596 00:37:49,152 --> 00:37:50,775 - DENG: Careful. Careful. - RICHARD: Oh, look at this. 597 00:37:50,902 --> 00:37:54,599 - Thank you. Uh, zhi Zhia... Xie xie. - Xie xie. 598 00:37:54,943 --> 00:37:57,978 - RICHARD: You put this in there? - MEI: You put the raw food in this. 599 00:37:58,110 --> 00:37:59,568 - In the peanut sauce? - MEI: Oh... 600 00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:01,536 - No. - RICHARD: Okay, okay, I'll do that. 601 00:38:04,193 --> 00:38:07,891 You don't use them... Like that. 602 00:38:08,568 --> 00:38:11,768 Hold it like this and pinch it like a lobster. 603 00:38:12,485 --> 00:38:13,445 Yeah. 604 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:18,567 So, Nathan, what was your score on the mock IMO paper? 605 00:38:19,693 --> 00:38:22,644 Zhang Mei got the full seven marks on questions one to three. 606 00:38:22,777 --> 00:38:25,692 Though her combinatorics is her weakest area. 607 00:38:27,443 --> 00:38:29,601 I'm really not... Not that good. 608 00:38:31,318 --> 00:38:33,286 No, but you soon will be. 609 00:39:10,943 --> 00:39:13,231 Nathan, are you okay? 610 00:39:15,735 --> 00:39:16,860 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 611 00:39:17,652 --> 00:39:18,612 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 612 00:39:23,443 --> 00:39:24,403 (EXCLAIMS IN MANDARIN) 613 00:39:32,735 --> 00:39:35,686 Almost everyone on the camp speaks English. 614 00:39:36,068 --> 00:39:37,822 It is expected of us. 615 00:39:39,275 --> 00:39:40,782 You speak it very well. 616 00:39:41,025 --> 00:39:42,496 (CHUCKLES) Thank you. 617 00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:44,181 So do you. 618 00:39:44,568 --> 00:39:46,322 Chinese, I mean. 619 00:39:47,068 --> 00:39:50,197 You don't say a lot in English at all. 620 00:40:10,818 --> 00:40:13,199 This room seems reasonably symmetrical. 621 00:40:13,568 --> 00:40:15,356 Apart from the window. 622 00:40:16,985 --> 00:40:17,945 I don't know about you, 623 00:40:18,068 --> 00:40:21,161 but I don't appreciate this forced proximity to each other. 624 00:40:24,983 --> 00:40:26,702 I'll take this side. 625 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:30,740 I'm going to the bathroom. 626 00:40:56,358 --> 00:40:57,900 (MOBILE RINGING) 627 00:41:08,483 --> 00:41:09,445 (SIGHS) 628 00:41:10,775 --> 00:41:13,561 Oh, you dirty little bastard. 629 00:41:14,650 --> 00:41:15,610 Go on, then. 630 00:41:16,443 --> 00:41:20,070 Oh, my God, that is absolutely disgusting. 631 00:41:20,942 --> 00:41:23,159 Boom! Wanker. 632 00:41:23,275 --> 00:41:24,436 (MOBILE RINGING) 633 00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:27,610 Yeah? 634 00:41:28,650 --> 00:41:30,523 - Yes. Who's this? - It's... 635 00:41:31,650 --> 00:41:33,405 Nathan? Is that you? 636 00:41:34,567 --> 00:41:36,400 How are you doing? How's it going out there? 637 00:41:36,650 --> 00:41:40,099 Everything's different and everyone's cleverer than me. 638 00:41:42,317 --> 00:41:44,284 Look, Nathan, it's your first night away and... 639 00:41:45,608 --> 00:41:48,525 And first nights away are always really, really shit. 640 00:41:50,317 --> 00:41:51,905 I mean, it's only a fortnight, innit? 641 00:41:52,275 --> 00:41:53,994 That's 14 days. And what's 14? 642 00:41:56,567 --> 00:42:00,146 - A positive integer. - Positive integer. 643 00:42:00,275 --> 00:42:01,744 So think positively. 644 00:42:02,317 --> 00:42:03,822 Which is the square root of? 645 00:42:04,650 --> 00:42:06,190 196. 646 00:42:06,483 --> 00:42:08,771 Whose prime factorisation is? 647 00:42:09,650 --> 00:42:11,273 Two squared by seven squared. 648 00:42:12,525 --> 00:42:13,485 See? 649 00:42:13,775 --> 00:42:14,771 (DOOR OPENS) 650 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:42,940 Michael: ♪One, two, buckle my ♪shoe 651 00:42:43,650 --> 00:42:45,273 ♪ Three, four. ♪ 652 00:42:46,025 --> 00:42:48,063 ♪ Knock on my door. ♪ 653 00:42:48,692 --> 00:42:53,648 ♪ Five, six, pick up your sticks ♪ 654 00:42:53,650 --> 00:42:58,284 ♪ Seven, eight, lay them straight ♪ 655 00:42:59,150 --> 00:43:01,023 ♪ One, two. ♪ 656 00:43:01,858 --> 00:43:03,695 ♪ Buckle my shoe ♪ 657 00:43:04,358 --> 00:43:06,077 ♪ Three, four... ♪ 658 00:43:07,192 --> 00:43:08,530 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 659 00:43:13,442 --> 00:43:14,603 Strong squad this year? 660 00:43:15,733 --> 00:43:17,985 Testing my team for weaknesses, Richard? 661 00:43:18,608 --> 00:43:21,014 You should relax more, not take it so seriously. 662 00:43:22,150 --> 00:43:24,983 It's all right for you, you got the best in the world to choose from. 663 00:43:26,775 --> 00:43:28,742 But having your niece on the team, Deng? 664 00:43:29,942 --> 00:43:31,447 I mean, really? 665 00:43:33,692 --> 00:43:34,782 You'll see. 666 00:43:38,567 --> 00:43:39,775 ISAAC: Luke, I don't care. 667 00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:43,028 Civilizations have used 10, not l2, digits to count for millennia. 668 00:43:43,150 --> 00:43:46,657 Yes, for purely primitive reasons, and the fact that we have ten digits on our hands. 669 00:43:46,775 --> 00:43:49,275 My argument is that if we use base 12 670 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,280 it is an infinitely superior system, and more logical. 671 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,782 It takes 12 months for the Earth to orbit the sun, 672 00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:57,306 there are 12 hours a night and 12 hours a day, 673 00:43:57,442 --> 00:43:59,940 and each of those hours there are 12 five-minute increments. 674 00:43:59,942 --> 00:44:01,351 And what do you think, Nathan? 675 00:44:01,775 --> 00:44:03,849 You a member of the dozenalist society? 676 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:05,489 Uh, I don't know. 677 00:44:06,150 --> 00:44:07,110 Sorry. 678 00:44:07,608 --> 00:44:11,519 People disagreeing with my opinion is one thing, but no opinion? 679 00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:14,054 You might as well not be here. 680 00:44:17,315 --> 00:44:18,356 DENG: The vertices of a regular 72-gon. 681 00:44:18,358 --> 00:44:19,603 DENG: The vertices of a regular 72-gon 682 00:44:19,733 --> 00:44:23,146 are each coloured red, green or blue in equal amounts. 683 00:44:23,275 --> 00:44:27,778 Show that we can always choose four red, four green or four blue vertices 684 00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:31,811 such that each monochromatic set form a congruent quadrilateral. 685 00:44:31,940 --> 00:44:35,648 Yes, so, of course, the whole question can be trivialised by Ramsey Theory. 686 00:44:35,650 --> 00:44:37,858 No, sorry, Luke. There were other hands up before you. 687 00:44:38,190 --> 00:44:39,815 Well, I've already answered it now. 688 00:44:39,940 --> 00:44:41,659 Really? You think so? 689 00:44:42,983 --> 00:44:45,199 Is anyone here convinced by Luke's answer? 690 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,443 "It's interesting you ask "is anyone convinced?" 691 00:44:47,565 --> 00:44:49,403 rather than "is anyone not convinced?" 692 00:44:49,650 --> 00:44:51,617 - I'm not convinced. - I'm not convinced. 693 00:44:52,650 --> 00:44:55,364 Nathan, would you join in, please? 694 00:44:55,483 --> 00:44:56,643 This isn't a holiday. 695 00:44:57,690 --> 00:44:59,231 Do you have a proof to share? 696 00:45:02,690 --> 00:45:03,900 That's a disappointment. 697 00:45:05,233 --> 00:45:06,264 Ben? 698 00:45:07,483 --> 00:45:10,646 Muirhead's inequality and Schur's inequality? 699 00:45:12,023 --> 00:45:13,268 (EXHALES FORCEFULLY) 700 00:45:13,398 --> 00:45:16,599 It's interesting stuff, Nathan, but you do over-complicate everything. 701 00:45:17,858 --> 00:45:20,393 Things can be much simpler than they initially appear. 702 00:45:20,523 --> 00:45:22,362 Did Mr. Humphreys not tell you that? 703 00:45:23,315 --> 00:45:25,940 Mind you, he never did quite live up to his potential, that one. 704 00:45:26,398 --> 00:45:28,307 It's because his illness was getting worse. 705 00:45:29,148 --> 00:45:30,110 His Illness? 706 00:45:31,315 --> 00:45:33,034 Is he still using that excuse? 707 00:45:34,358 --> 00:45:36,644 Stephen Hawking has done all right on far worse. 708 00:45:37,233 --> 00:45:40,492 No, I'm afraid it wasn't Mr. Humphreys' body that failed him, 709 00:45:40,608 --> 00:45:42,362 it was his character. 710 00:45:43,398 --> 00:45:44,940 He just couldn't stay with it. 711 00:45:48,523 --> 00:45:50,184 (DRIVING NOISES ON VIDEO GAME) 712 00:45:57,358 --> 00:45:58,733 (TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY) 713 00:46:07,106 --> 00:46:09,643 (YOU BY KEATON HENSON PLAYING) 714 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,195 (ALARM CLOCK RINGING) 715 00:46:21,190 --> 00:46:23,822 ♪ If you must wait ♪ 716 00:46:25,815 --> 00:46:30,271 ♪ Wait for them here in my arms as I shake ♪ 717 00:46:37,315 --> 00:46:39,851 ♪ If you must weep... ♪ 718 00:46:40,690 --> 00:46:43,014 - Is that strong enough for you? - That's fine. 719 00:46:44,065 --> 00:46:46,318 - No sugar? - No sugar, sweet enough for me. 720 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,443 - How are you doing? - Never better. 721 00:46:53,273 --> 00:46:56,782 ♪ You must mourn, my love ♪ 722 00:46:57,481 --> 00:47:02,152 Mourn with the moon and the stars up above 723 00:47:06,856 --> 00:47:09,179 ♪ you must mourn ♪ 724 00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:14,072 ♪ Don't do it alone ♪ 725 00:47:16,231 --> 00:47:19,077 So, as well as your cycle of amitriptyline, 726 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:24,608 you were prescribed glucocorticosteroids for your latest relapse. 727 00:47:24,981 --> 00:47:26,688 You can't have got through all of those already. 728 00:47:26,690 --> 00:47:27,773 I wouldn't have thought. 729 00:47:27,773 --> 00:47:29,313 Someone broke Into my car. 730 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:30,400 Unfortunate. 731 00:47:31,148 --> 00:47:33,472 - Mention it to the police? - No, there's no point, is there? 732 00:47:33,606 --> 00:47:36,648 Because they only stole the pills and some CD's. 733 00:47:36,648 --> 00:47:39,114 Bee Gees' greatest hits. Which I was gutted about 734 00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:41,804 because I bloody love those squeaky little bastards. 735 00:47:41,940 --> 00:47:45,034 So to be clear, these are not anti-depressants, Mr. Humphreys. 736 00:47:45,148 --> 00:47:47,025 I mean, that's good because I'm not depressed. 737 00:47:47,815 --> 00:47:49,094 You know, maybe you wanna change your mind 738 00:47:49,231 --> 00:47:51,614 about going to one of those groups I mentioned? 739 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:56,356 What, sit in a circle and listen to how crap everybody else's life is? 740 00:47:56,356 --> 00:48:00,563 - You know, sharing your issues might help. - Sharing my issues? 741 00:48:01,231 --> 00:48:04,077 Like how I hate wobbling about like a twat, 742 00:48:04,356 --> 00:48:07,237 how I've started to lose control of my bladder and it won't be on the floor 743 00:48:07,356 --> 00:48:09,762 before I lose control of my arse and start to shit myself. 744 00:48:09,898 --> 00:48:11,865 So, be careful, 'cause I could go at any second. 745 00:48:11,981 --> 00:48:13,985 And then, to top it all off... 746 00:48:14,898 --> 00:48:16,143 My dick doesn't work. 747 00:48:19,481 --> 00:48:21,021 Is that the sort of thing you think I should be sharing? 748 00:48:21,148 --> 00:48:22,108 Yeah. 749 00:48:23,148 --> 00:48:24,108 Perhaps. 750 00:48:24,523 --> 00:48:27,782 No, but what I really want, Martin, is for you to 751 00:48:28,731 --> 00:48:29,692 not give up. 752 00:48:34,356 --> 00:48:35,601 (MOBILE RINGING) 753 00:48:36,356 --> 00:48:38,893 I should probably take this because it's my crack dealer. 754 00:48:41,898 --> 00:48:43,688 - Hello? - Hello, Martin. 755 00:48:44,773 --> 00:48:47,179 It... It's Julie. Yes. 756 00:48:47,315 --> 00:48:48,856 That's right. Julie Ellis. (CHUCKLES) 757 00:48:54,023 --> 00:48:55,302 - Hi. Hi. - Hiya. 758 00:48:56,065 --> 00:48:57,818 - Thanks for coming round. It's... - It's all right. 759 00:48:57,940 --> 00:48:59,659 - Yeah. - You sure you're ready for this? 760 00:49:00,481 --> 00:49:02,021 Absolutely. (CHUCKLES) 761 00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:05,451 Okay, then. Let's begin at the beginning, shall we? 762 00:49:05,565 --> 00:49:06,525 Mmm-hmm. 763 00:49:07,315 --> 00:49:08,275 (JULIE GASPS) 764 00:49:08,856 --> 00:49:10,989 It's all right. It's like anything. It's scary at first. 765 00:49:11,106 --> 00:49:13,648 But then when you get your head round it, you'll be all right. 766 00:49:13,815 --> 00:49:14,775 Uh... 767 00:49:16,648 --> 00:49:17,608 Has he, um... 768 00:49:19,856 --> 00:49:21,231 Has he rung you again? 769 00:49:21,356 --> 00:49:22,637 - Nathan? No. - Yeah. 770 00:49:24,815 --> 00:49:26,782 Now, look, I'm sure he didn't mean anything by it, calling me. 771 00:49:26,898 --> 00:49:28,617 It's just he doesn't think sometimes, does he? 772 00:49:28,731 --> 00:49:31,990 Oh, well, no, he does think a lot. Just mainly about maths. 773 00:49:33,231 --> 00:49:34,641 Which is fine, you know. 774 00:49:35,231 --> 00:49:38,231 He just thinks I'm a bit of an idiot because I failed at maths at school. 775 00:49:38,523 --> 00:49:40,597 I mean, I got everything else, it was just, you know... 776 00:49:40,731 --> 00:49:41,856 - Mmm. - (CHUCKLES) 777 00:49:42,106 --> 00:49:44,985 It's why I wanna do this really, you know, get into his head more. 778 00:49:46,565 --> 00:49:49,688 - I'm not making sense. Shut up, Julie. - No, you're making perfect sense. 779 00:49:49,690 --> 00:49:51,159 - Not really. - No, you are. 780 00:49:52,565 --> 00:49:55,101 I mean, the thing about maths, as with any subject, 781 00:49:55,231 --> 00:49:58,809 I think if you have an inspirational teacher, um, then you'll be away. 782 00:49:58,938 --> 00:50:00,184 - Which is where I come in. - (CHUCKLES) 783 00:50:00,313 --> 00:50:02,318 - Mr. Inspirational. - (SNICKERS) 784 00:50:02,438 --> 00:50:03,648 Okay, then. 785 00:50:04,648 --> 00:50:06,864 Let's start with something... 786 00:50:06,981 --> 00:50:09,114 - Yeah. Pythagoras. Yay. - Okay. 787 00:50:09,231 --> 00:50:11,637 - Uh, can you say that word? - Hypotenuse. 788 00:50:11,773 --> 00:50:13,847 - Bless you. - (BOTH LAUGH) 789 00:50:14,398 --> 00:50:16,315 You all right? You got a little bit of a cold? 790 00:50:20,273 --> 00:50:23,282 (RAPPING) It's time to step up, mofo, and see what you can do 791 00:50:23,398 --> 00:50:28,695 Keep your Pythag theorem to yourself I raise you B minus C plus F equals 2 792 00:50:28,813 --> 00:50:30,402 (ALL LAUGHING) 793 00:50:32,023 --> 00:50:34,523 - Who's next? Who's next? - Your turn, Luke. 794 00:50:34,688 --> 00:50:35,934 Go, Luke. 795 00:50:36,063 --> 00:50:37,818 ALL: Go, Luke. Go, Luke. 796 00:50:37,938 --> 00:50:40,226 Thank you, but I really don't see the point. 797 00:50:40,648 --> 00:50:43,646 Apart from succumbing to testosterone-fuelled irrationality. 798 00:50:43,648 --> 00:50:45,188 It's because it's funny, Luke. 799 00:50:45,313 --> 00:50:47,523 - Don't you have a sense of humour? - Just ignore him. 800 00:50:47,688 --> 00:50:49,646 He's here to bring the mood down as always, so don't let him. 801 00:50:49,648 --> 00:50:52,313 - I'm here to do maths. - You're just a regular quadrilateral. 802 00:50:52,438 --> 00:50:53,719 (ALL LAUGHING) 803 00:50:54,606 --> 00:50:57,146 - Okay, take it, Ben. - BEN: (RAPPING) UK, make some noise! 804 00:50:57,146 --> 00:51:00,240 (ALL CHEERING) 'Cause I'm talking pi, bro, I'm talking... 805 00:51:00,356 --> 00:51:04,777 ♪ 1141592653553... ♪ 806 00:51:04,896 --> 00:51:08,844 ♪ 9793238462643... ♪ 807 00:51:09,313 --> 00:51:11,063 - (BEN CONTINUES RAPPING) - (PIANO PLAYING) 808 00:51:12,146 --> 00:51:13,735 (BOYS APPLAUDING) 809 00:51:15,188 --> 00:51:16,184 (STOPS PLAYING) 810 00:51:17,356 --> 00:51:18,635 - Sorry. - Um... 811 00:51:18,771 --> 00:51:20,112 No, It's all right. 812 00:51:22,688 --> 00:51:24,846 I was just practicing my fingering. 813 00:51:26,731 --> 00:51:27,690 Um... 814 00:51:28,731 --> 00:51:29,690 (CHUCKLES) 815 00:51:30,856 --> 00:51:32,266 Go on, laugh. 816 00:51:34,271 --> 00:51:35,516 No? Okay. 817 00:51:36,563 --> 00:51:37,902 Um, do you play? 818 00:51:40,563 --> 00:51:41,690 - No. - Come on. 819 00:51:46,231 --> 00:51:47,226 So... 820 00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:50,059 Beautiful sounds are about frequency ratios. 821 00:51:51,355 --> 00:51:55,432 The simpler the ratio, like this C and this C, a simple ratio of 1:2. 822 00:51:55,563 --> 00:51:56,563 (PLAYS HARMONIOUS CHORD) 823 00:51:57,771 --> 00:51:59,052 Beautiful. 824 00:51:59,605 --> 00:52:02,021 - Complex harmonies, like this... - (PLAYS DISSONANT CHORD) 825 00:52:03,146 --> 00:52:04,237 Ugly. 826 00:52:05,813 --> 00:52:07,532 (PLAYING BACH MELODY) 827 00:52:22,730 --> 00:52:23,690 Do you want to try? 828 00:52:25,438 --> 00:52:26,528 Okay. 829 00:52:26,646 --> 00:52:28,614 (PLAYING TENTATIVELY) 830 00:52:30,438 --> 00:52:31,777 (PLAYING BACH MELODY) 831 00:52:43,146 --> 00:52:44,686 - (CHUCKLES) - Is that right? 832 00:52:45,855 --> 00:52:47,574 Yeah, it was, um... 833 00:52:48,688 --> 00:52:51,355 - So you've never played before? - No. 834 00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:52,724 (CONTINUES PLAYING) 835 00:52:54,438 --> 00:52:56,027 All music is maths, really. 836 00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,021 Come on, I'll teach you the next bit. 837 00:53:24,730 --> 00:53:25,938 (SPEAKS MANDARIN) 838 00:54:28,521 --> 00:54:30,358 - JULIE: Is this all right? - MARTIN: Oh, Christ, yeah. 839 00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,188 - Do you want me to pour it out? - Please. 840 00:54:33,813 --> 00:54:35,815 It's nice to relax actually. It's been a while. 841 00:54:35,938 --> 00:54:37,099 - There you go. - Thank you. 842 00:54:37,396 --> 00:54:39,802 Well, it's good that you find maths relaxing. 843 00:54:41,855 --> 00:54:42,815 (CHUCKLES) 844 00:54:44,938 --> 00:54:46,775 Must have been very difficult for you, 845 00:54:48,228 --> 00:54:50,233 being just you and Nathan. 846 00:54:52,103 --> 00:54:53,266 You know, without... 847 00:54:59,313 --> 00:55:00,344 - Michael. - Michael. 848 00:55:01,478 --> 00:55:03,268 - Sorry. Dickhead. - No. 849 00:55:03,396 --> 00:55:05,364 - Me, not... Not Michael. - I know. 850 00:55:05,603 --> 00:55:06,565 (CHUCKLES) 851 00:55:09,396 --> 00:55:11,434 Well, I mean, but you're... 852 00:55:12,478 --> 00:55:14,862 You're the same. It must be the... 853 00:55:17,353 --> 00:55:19,606 (SHUTTERS) I mean, you're not with anyone. 854 00:55:20,478 --> 00:55:22,387 - No. No. - Are you? No. 855 00:55:23,521 --> 00:55:26,235 - My passion's my work, you see. - (LAUGHS) 856 00:55:28,103 --> 00:55:29,893 (BURPS) Sorry. 857 00:55:31,103 --> 00:55:32,514 - You all right? - Yeah. 858 00:55:35,396 --> 00:55:38,110 Sometimes I wonder if Nathan will ever find anyone, you know? 859 00:55:38,646 --> 00:55:40,304 Nathan's nothing like me. 860 00:55:41,936 --> 00:55:44,474 If you're worried that Nathan's gonna end up like... You shouldn't. 861 00:55:44,603 --> 00:55:46,856 - I wasn't. It would be a good thing. - You shouldn't. 862 00:55:51,561 --> 00:55:53,565 - I might just pop off to the toilet. - Okay. 863 00:56:15,521 --> 00:56:17,108 Uh, I got crisps. 864 00:56:29,021 --> 00:56:30,016 Oh... 865 00:56:30,686 --> 00:56:32,476 - (GRUNTS) Sorry. - It's all right. 866 00:56:37,061 --> 00:56:38,934 - Sorry, are you a bit stiff? - No, what? 867 00:56:39,061 --> 00:56:40,650 (LAUGHS) I mean, your back. 868 00:56:41,436 --> 00:56:42,563 (SNICKERS) 869 00:56:54,228 --> 00:56:56,686 - Oh... - (BOTH GRUNTING) 870 00:56:56,686 --> 00:56:58,974 - Shit. I'm so sorry. Did I hurt you? - It's okay. Are you all right? 871 00:56:59,103 --> 00:57:00,822 No. It's okay. 872 00:57:01,561 --> 00:57:03,719 - You all right? - Sorry. Sorry about that. 873 00:57:03,853 --> 00:57:05,478 - It's okay. - I, um… 874 00:57:05,936 --> 00:57:07,525 I just want to say that, um... 875 00:57:08,228 --> 00:57:09,686 - You don't... - For me... No, I do. 876 00:57:09,894 --> 00:57:15,134 In this sort of situation there's only so far that I am able to, um, go. 877 00:57:16,311 --> 00:57:18,184 And I don't want to make you disappointed. 878 00:57:21,644 --> 00:57:24,905 You... You couldn't. I wouldn't... Sorry. 879 00:57:27,853 --> 00:57:29,572 Yeah, I understand. 880 00:57:30,686 --> 00:57:32,686 Do you mind if we get up? I think I'm sat on a set square. 881 00:57:32,686 --> 00:57:34,844 (BOTH LAUGH) 882 00:58:21,269 --> 00:58:25,726 I think it's funny that your favourite English food is Chinese. 883 00:58:27,853 --> 00:58:30,697 Do you always like to have everything the same? 884 00:58:30,811 --> 00:58:33,976 Because I change my favourite things all the time. 885 00:58:35,478 --> 00:58:37,610 I don't usually like change. 886 00:58:40,061 --> 00:58:41,851 - I like it here, though. - Do you? 887 00:58:41,978 --> 00:58:44,608 I mean, the Chinese approach to maths. 888 00:58:44,853 --> 00:58:45,884 Yes? 889 00:58:47,519 --> 00:58:48,610 Look. 890 00:58:49,853 --> 00:58:54,427 This is called The Nine Chapters of Mathematical Art. 891 00:58:55,061 --> 00:58:58,072 This took more than 1,000 years to write. 892 00:58:59,728 --> 00:59:03,983 In China, mathematics is more than numbers. 893 00:59:04,561 --> 00:59:06,967 Um, It is like art. 894 00:59:11,978 --> 00:59:13,103 Here. 895 00:59:21,644 --> 00:59:24,027 There are... There are eight prawn balls. I... 896 00:59:25,644 --> 00:59:27,184 It needs to be a prime. 897 00:59:39,518 --> 00:59:44,757 So... 20 random cards are placed in a row all face-down. 898 00:59:46,061 --> 00:59:50,387 A move consists of turning a face-down card face-up 899 00:59:51,643 --> 00:59:54,927 and turning over the card immediately to the right. 900 00:59:56,353 --> 00:59:59,635 Show that no matter what the choice of cards to turn 901 01:00:00,436 --> 01:00:03,315 this sequence of moves must terminate. 902 01:00:05,436 --> 01:00:08,635 Nathan, hiding in the back won't help you. 903 01:00:09,186 --> 01:00:10,768 Would you like to come up and show us? 904 01:00:18,478 --> 01:00:19,983 (WHISPERS) Go on, Nathan. 905 01:00:54,936 --> 01:01:00,612 Okay, so we need to... We need to look at the cards not as cards, but as, uh... 906 01:01:00,976 --> 01:01:02,351 As numbers. 907 01:01:03,726 --> 01:01:07,389 We can call face-down cards... 908 01:01:10,561 --> 01:01:11,650 One. 909 01:01:12,101 --> 01:01:14,981 Face-up cards... Zero. 910 01:01:16,393 --> 01:01:20,471 And initially it would be a sequence of ones as the cards are all face down. 911 01:01:20,601 --> 01:01:26,018 But after a while it would look something like that. 912 01:01:27,768 --> 01:01:30,614 And, as we can see, that is a binary number. 913 01:01:32,018 --> 01:01:35,597 And a move that consists of turning a face-down card face up 914 01:01:35,726 --> 01:01:38,927 and the card immediately to the right of it 915 01:01:40,226 --> 01:01:43,806 could be that a one followed by a one, 916 01:01:44,934 --> 01:01:47,650 will turn into a zero followed by a zero. 917 01:01:51,268 --> 01:01:54,646 That would be like that. Or it could be a one followed by a zero 918 01:01:54,851 --> 01:01:58,431 turning into a zero followed by a one. 919 01:02:00,643 --> 01:02:05,882 In either case, we can see that the number in binary is strictly decreasing. 920 01:02:08,768 --> 01:02:09,764 And that means? 921 01:02:11,809 --> 01:02:14,275 Which means that the sequence must terminate. 922 01:02:15,268 --> 01:02:16,264 Because? 923 01:02:16,393 --> 01:02:18,800 Because you can't keep taking away from a positive integer 924 01:02:18,934 --> 01:02:22,478 - without it turning negative. - No, you can't. 925 01:02:23,351 --> 01:02:25,641 You definitely can't. Good work;. 926 01:02:25,643 --> 01:02:27,516 Everyone. Good work. 927 01:03:01,518 --> 01:03:04,184 (TV ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 928 01:03:46,476 --> 01:03:47,601 (GRUNTS) 929 01:03:53,226 --> 01:03:55,360 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 930 01:04:02,518 --> 01:04:05,717 Uh, hello. My name's Martin Humphreys and I'm an alcoholic. 931 01:04:06,559 --> 01:04:08,634 No, not really. Well, a little bit. 932 01:04:08,768 --> 01:04:11,398 Um, I've got MS, that's why I'm here. I got that group tomorrow. 933 01:04:11,518 --> 01:04:13,306 (CHUCKLES AND SNORTS) Uh... 934 01:04:13,434 --> 01:04:17,760 No, seriously, thank you for everybody who's, uh, shared and stuff. 935 01:04:18,434 --> 01:04:22,440 Because there's definitely things that I can identify with 936 01:04:22,768 --> 01:04:24,143 and that I definitely recognise;. 937 01:04:25,226 --> 01:04:26,317 Uh... 938 01:04:28,476 --> 01:04:32,518 So, there's this person I like, but I know 939 01:04:33,434 --> 01:04:35,438 how bad I'm gonna get 940 01:04:36,684 --> 01:04:40,476 and it's very difficult to imagine any sort of a rosy future 941 01:04:42,268 --> 01:04:46,936 or anyone wanting to be a part of that future with me. 942 01:04:58,101 --> 01:04:59,309 (SNORTS AND CHUCKLES) 943 01:05:01,226 --> 01:05:03,512 Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Um... 944 01:05:07,226 --> 01:05:08,635 Because you... 945 01:05:10,226 --> 01:05:11,505 (SNORTS) 946 01:05:13,101 --> 01:05:14,820 This is ridiculous. 947 01:05:19,226 --> 01:05:22,601 Because in a few years' time I might not... I might not even be able to hold hands 948 01:05:24,141 --> 01:05:25,612 or have a little cuddle. 949 01:05:28,351 --> 01:05:29,476 And... 950 01:05:34,641 --> 01:05:36,929 That really, really scares me. 951 01:05:39,976 --> 01:05:42,014 (GROUP APPLAUDING) 952 01:05:47,391 --> 01:05:49,525 (CHILDREN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 953 01:05:50,891 --> 01:05:55,217 We should ask the others to suggest a variety of trigonometric identities 954 01:05:55,351 --> 01:05:59,262 to simplify the expressions, which could include, say, coversine 955 01:05:59,391 --> 01:06:04,465 or possibly covercosine or versine or excosecant and so on. 956 01:06:04,601 --> 01:06:06,682 Luke, we're trying to think of fun questions for each other, 957 01:06:06,684 --> 01:06:09,219 we're not trying to prove how many trigonometric identities we know. 958 01:06:09,351 --> 01:06:13,806 Well, then I really don't see the point. We are competing with each other. 959 01:06:14,974 --> 01:06:17,682 You can pretend you're everyone's best friend all you like, Isaac, 960 01:06:17,684 --> 01:06:18,893 but I'm here to get on the team. 961 01:06:19,016 --> 01:06:21,434 Sorry, when have I ever tried to be your best friend, Luke? 962 01:06:25,559 --> 01:06:28,023 Nathan, this is a democracy, yours is the casting vote. 963 01:06:28,141 --> 01:06:31,969 Yes. Democracy in the true Chinese sense of the word. Forget it. 964 01:06:32,099 --> 01:06:34,309 - We'll just do your question... - Are you gonna sulk? 965 01:06:34,934 --> 01:06:36,806 Boo-hoo-hoo, poor Luke. 966 01:06:46,559 --> 01:06:47,648 Sorry. 967 01:06:48,599 --> 01:06:51,682 - I've come across people like him before. - Definitely autistic. 968 01:06:51,684 --> 01:06:54,434 He seems to have picked up all the bad traits and none of the good. 969 01:06:54,849 --> 01:06:56,983 - What bad traits? - Obsessive. 970 01:06:57,599 --> 01:07:00,385 - Socially incompetent. - That sort of thing. 971 01:07:05,516 --> 01:07:07,235 It's about adaptability, Nathan. 972 01:07:09,559 --> 01:07:13,221 Sometimes we have to change our shape so that we fit in. 973 01:07:15,641 --> 01:07:16,981 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING ON COMPUTER) 974 01:07:17,682 --> 01:07:18,679 MAN 1: That was you pushing the cage. 975 01:07:18,807 --> 01:07:23,134 - MAN 2: I did not! - MAN 1: Yes, you did! Polly! 976 01:07:24,599 --> 01:07:26,389 Polly Parrot, wake up! 977 01:07:27,599 --> 01:07:28,726 Polly! 978 01:07:30,016 --> 01:07:31,675 Now that's what I call a dead parrot. 979 01:07:31,807 --> 01:07:33,219 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 980 01:07:35,766 --> 01:07:39,465 MEI: I love this. It's stinky tofu. 981 01:07:39,891 --> 01:07:41,480 NATHAN: Stinky? 982 01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:42,844 - (GROANS) - (CHUCKLES) 983 01:07:43,224 --> 01:07:45,797 - (GROANS) Oh, that's horrible. - (CHUCKLES) 984 01:07:46,266 --> 01:07:49,300 It stinks but it tastes really, really good. 985 01:07:50,474 --> 01:07:51,635 Oh, look. 986 01:07:51,766 --> 01:07:55,844 I used to play this when I was small, in my hometown, as a child. 987 01:07:57,682 --> 01:07:59,521 (MAN SPEAKING IN MANDARIN) 988 01:07:59,641 --> 01:08:00,601 A sweet. 989 01:08:01,224 --> 01:08:03,760 - It's sticky. - It's stuck in my teeth. 990 01:08:04,016 --> 01:08:06,648 (CHUCKLING) You have a funny face. 991 01:08:07,891 --> 01:08:08,922 (LAUGHS) 992 01:08:09,057 --> 01:08:11,309 You don't like it? I'll eat it. And you can have this'. 993 01:08:16,057 --> 01:08:18,595 We should, uh... We should probably go. 994 01:08:19,265 --> 01:08:20,261 - Aren't you... - (CLEARS THROAT) 995 01:08:20,390 --> 01:08:21,860 Aren't you worried about the exam? 996 01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:26,648 Well, it is good to have a break. Clear your mind. 997 01:08:28,100 --> 01:08:33,088 Don't worry. We will both get into the Olympiad in Cambridge. The IMO. 998 01:08:33,225 --> 01:08:37,396 And I will meet your family when I come and stay with you. 999 01:08:37,515 --> 01:08:39,270 My cultural exchange. 1000 01:08:40,765 --> 01:08:41,761 Ah! 1001 01:08:42,807 --> 01:08:44,217 Look at this. 1002 01:08:49,225 --> 01:08:52,104 You're a bit like a turtle, aren't you? 1003 01:08:54,390 --> 01:08:55,801 In your shell. 1004 01:08:57,765 --> 01:08:58,975 Come on. 1005 01:09:09,599 --> 01:09:13,546 In China, do boys like me get bullied? 1006 01:09:15,224 --> 01:09:16,434 "Bullied"? 1007 01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:21,149 You know, like when people treat you badly because you're clever. 1008 01:09:21,807 --> 01:09:23,146 Why would they do that? 1009 01:09:24,724 --> 01:09:27,189 I wish England was more like China. 1010 01:09:27,432 --> 01:09:29,814 I wish China was more like here. 1011 01:09:30,890 --> 01:09:33,984 In China we have to succeed for the family. 1012 01:09:35,307 --> 01:09:37,310 Especially for Uncle Deng. 1013 01:09:40,390 --> 01:09:44,895 Some people say that I am only here because of him. 1014 01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:48,984 That's not true. No, you're really clever. 1015 01:09:50,390 --> 01:09:51,636 Thank you. 1016 01:09:53,432 --> 01:09:55,186 And you're very nice. 1017 01:09:57,182 --> 01:10:00,193 Prawn ball. Turtle boy. 1018 01:10:00,932 --> 01:10:02,307 (LAUGHING) 1019 01:10:06,390 --> 01:10:09,021 (PLAYING AIR ON THE G STRING) 1020 01:10:50,515 --> 01:10:51,890 RICHARD: Alternate team seating. 1021 01:10:52,474 --> 01:10:55,319 UK team member, Chinese team member. 1022 01:10:55,431 --> 01:10:59,059 Alternative seating. UK team member, Chinese team member. 1023 01:11:04,931 --> 01:11:06,685 IMO conditions apply. 1024 01:11:08,556 --> 01:11:11,094 White card if you request some paper. 1025 01:11:12,724 --> 01:11:14,347 A blue for water. 1026 01:11:15,931 --> 01:11:17,770 Green if you need to go to the toilet. 1027 01:11:19,724 --> 01:11:23,350 Yellow to ask a question but only in the first half-hour. 1028 01:11:24,474 --> 01:11:29,143 And red if you've left the gas on at home or something and you need to leave. 1029 01:11:30,056 --> 01:11:35,046 The six of you who score highest will represent Team UK, no "ifs", no "buts". 1030 01:11:37,306 --> 01:11:39,689 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1031 01:11:40,765 --> 01:11:41,761 You may begin. 1032 01:11:55,265 --> 01:11:59,769 NATHAN: "Each integer is coloured either red, yellow or green." 1033 01:12:01,265 --> 01:12:04,643 "Show that there always exist A, B, C," 1034 01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:10,219 "such that A, B, C." 1035 01:12:10,890 --> 01:12:13,556 "A plus B, A plus C..." 1036 01:12:14,390 --> 01:12:19,592 "A plus B, A plus C, B plus C and A plus B plus C" 1037 01:12:20,181 --> 01:12:21,721 "are all the same colour." 1038 01:12:54,806 --> 01:12:57,212 (BOTH SPEAKING IN MANDARIN) 1039 01:13:10,597 --> 01:13:15,019 Right! No point in dilly-dallying, I suppose. 1040 01:13:15,140 --> 01:13:17,890 I'll pin your scores up on the board in a second. 1041 01:13:18,847 --> 01:13:20,720 The five outstanding students 1042 01:13:20,847 --> 01:13:24,604 guaranteed a place at the IMO in Cambridge this year are... 1043 01:13:26,305 --> 01:13:27,337 Isaac. 1044 01:13:28,180 --> 01:13:29,426 Lee Jing. 1045 01:13:30,390 --> 01:13:31,385 Rebecca. 1046 01:13:32,390 --> 01:13:34,179 Pav. And Ben. 1047 01:13:38,097 --> 01:13:41,854 The last place was very tight between Nathan and Luke. 1048 01:13:41,972 --> 01:13:45,421 Both scores somewhat disappointing, but one of you will have to go to Cambridge. 1049 01:13:46,180 --> 01:13:49,630 So, by the smallest fraction of a point, 1050 01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:53,176 the last place on the team goes to... 1051 01:13:56,639 --> 01:13:57,600 Nathan. 1052 01:13:59,722 --> 01:14:03,064 The six of you will be hosting the Chinese team at your own homes 1053 01:14:03,180 --> 01:14:05,398 and I'll see you all in Cambridge next week. 1054 01:14:05,514 --> 01:14:07,269 Onward, Christian soldiers. 1055 01:14:29,972 --> 01:14:32,604 RICHARD: A real Taiwanese last supper! 1056 01:14:33,472 --> 01:14:37,762 "As the old proverb say, “Slowly, slowly, catchy prawn." 1057 01:14:38,055 --> 01:14:41,813 Now, you put your bait on the hooks and you put your hooks in the water. 1058 01:14:43,055 --> 01:14:46,600 Don't worry, Nathan. I only just made the team myself. 1059 01:14:49,014 --> 01:14:50,224 We should be celebrating! 1060 01:14:52,889 --> 01:14:53,979 Okay. 1061 01:14:56,555 --> 01:14:58,060 ISAAC: He's so strange. 1062 01:14:58,180 --> 01:14:59,899 PAV: At least we don't have to see him again. 1063 01:15:00,014 --> 01:15:01,519 (CHUCKLING) 1064 01:15:02,721 --> 01:15:03,717 What a dick. 1065 01:15:03,846 --> 01:15:05,009 (BOYS CHUCKLING) 1066 01:15:06,430 --> 01:15:08,019 - MEI: Ah! Ah! - NATHAN: What do I do? 1067 01:15:09,639 --> 01:15:10,635 (CHUCKLES) 1068 01:15:10,764 --> 01:15:11,760 (EXCLAIMS IN MANDARIN) 1069 01:15:11,889 --> 01:15:13,547 Yes! 1070 01:15:13,721 --> 01:15:14,753 (SQUEALS) 1071 01:15:14,889 --> 01:15:17,105 - (GRUNTING) - (STUDENTS LAUGH) 1072 01:15:18,889 --> 01:15:20,478 MEI: I'm sorry. 1073 01:15:21,764 --> 01:15:22,890 - DENG: How's it going? - RICHARD: Good. 1074 01:15:23,014 --> 01:15:24,519 - These two are tender? - Not yet. 1075 01:15:24,639 --> 01:15:27,921 Not yet. I have this all under control, thank you very much. It's fine. 1076 01:15:28,055 --> 01:15:30,059 Okay, okay. You're the expert. 1077 01:15:30,639 --> 01:15:33,389 I think these ones... Can I get a plate? 1078 01:15:34,555 --> 01:15:36,559 (ALL CHUCKLING AND CHATTERING) 1079 01:15:38,264 --> 01:15:39,260 MEI: Smells good. 1080 01:15:39,389 --> 01:15:41,605 (ALL CHATTERING) 1081 01:15:43,305 --> 01:15:47,097 Have you seen this? Now that's what I call a dead prawn. 1082 01:15:47,889 --> 01:15:50,046 This prawn is definitely deceased. 1083 01:15:50,180 --> 01:15:52,637 When I bought it half-hour ago, you assured me 1084 01:15:52,639 --> 01:15:55,590 that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out. 1085 01:15:55,971 --> 01:15:57,311 Oh, my God. 1086 01:15:58,264 --> 01:15:59,851 "Say, “No, no, it's resting." 1087 01:16:01,221 --> 01:16:04,315 - What? - Say, "No, no, it's resting." 1088 01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:07,805 No, no, it's resting. 1089 01:16:07,930 --> 01:16:11,510 All right, then. Well, if it's resting, I'll wake it up. 1090 01:16:12,596 --> 01:16:15,939 Hello, Prawny. Prawny, wake up! 1091 01:16:16,805 --> 01:16:20,064 This prawn wouldn't wake up if I put 4,000 volts through it. 1092 01:16:20,180 --> 01:16:22,645 It's bleedin' demised. It has ceased to be. 1093 01:16:22,805 --> 01:16:24,844 It's expired and gone to meet its maker. 1094 01:16:24,971 --> 01:16:26,939 This is an ex-prawn! 1095 01:16:31,514 --> 01:16:33,671 (CHUCKLING) Seriously, Luke, what are you? 1096 01:16:35,514 --> 01:16:37,054 Well, what are you, Isaac? 1097 01:16:38,221 --> 01:16:41,315 “I find everything so easy and I have everything. 1098 01:16:41,430 --> 01:16:44,689 "And I'm gonna go out of my way to make sure that you're not happy at all.“." 1099 01:16:53,637 --> 01:16:56,511 MAN 1 ON TV: Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage. 1100 01:16:56,512 --> 01:16:59,394 The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone-dead. 1101 01:16:59,512 --> 01:17:01,268 No, no, no. It's resting. 1102 01:17:01,721 --> 01:17:05,171 All Right, then. If it's resting, I'll wake it up. 1103 01:17:05,887 --> 01:17:10,936 Hello, Polly! I got a nice Cuttlefish for you when you wake up, Polly Parrot! 1104 01:17:11,055 --> 01:17:12,887 - MAN 1: There, it moved. - MAN 2: No, it didn't. 1105 01:17:24,180 --> 01:17:25,341 Nathan. 1106 01:17:26,012 --> 01:17:27,257 Nathan... 1107 01:17:28,055 --> 01:17:29,430 It's fine. 1108 01:17:31,637 --> 01:17:32,668 I've done it before. 1109 01:17:34,262 --> 01:17:36,586 Just got a bit carried away this time. 1110 01:17:40,471 --> 01:17:42,380 How did your mum and dad explain it to you? 1111 01:17:44,470 --> 01:17:45,561 When they found out. 1112 01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:50,220 I presume you've been diagnosed. 1113 01:17:53,220 --> 01:17:55,604 Mine said it made me unique. 1114 01:17:59,055 --> 01:18:01,769 "“No one wants to be ordinary," they said. 1115 01:18:05,845 --> 01:18:07,885 It's all right being weird 1116 01:18:09,345 --> 01:18:10,756 as long as you're gifted. 1117 01:18:13,805 --> 01:18:16,186 But if you're not gifted, then... 1118 01:18:19,137 --> 01:18:20,547 That just leaves weird. 1119 01:18:21,637 --> 01:18:22,978 Doesn't it? 1120 01:18:24,762 --> 01:18:26,137 You are gifted, Luke. 1121 01:18:29,387 --> 01:18:31,176 I don't even enjoy it. 1122 01:18:32,720 --> 01:18:33,846 Maths. 1123 01:18:36,055 --> 01:18:37,677 Isn't that stupid? 1124 01:18:43,345 --> 01:18:44,756 What's the point? 1125 01:19:08,304 --> 01:19:09,963 Right, away you go. 1126 01:19:15,804 --> 01:19:17,557 Your chariot awaits. 1127 01:19:19,512 --> 01:19:21,765 Nathan, can I have a word? 1128 01:19:31,970 --> 01:19:36,475 When I speak to people of a non-mathematical nature, 1129 01:19:38,054 --> 01:19:42,380 they always struggle with the notion that mathematics can be beautiful. 1130 01:19:43,470 --> 01:19:46,813 But if beauty is truth and truth is beauty, 1131 01:19:47,845 --> 01:19:50,975 well, then surely mathematics is the most beautiful thing of all. 1132 01:19:51,761 --> 01:19:52,757 No? 1133 01:19:55,220 --> 01:19:58,503 There is rare beauty in your work, Nathan. 1134 01:19:59,845 --> 01:20:04,018 But you are unpredictable and inconsistent. Which worries me. 1135 01:20:05,220 --> 01:20:08,255 You need to focus if you're gonna win a medal. 1136 01:20:08,970 --> 01:20:10,846 And don't be distracted by your Chinese guest. 1137 01:20:40,720 --> 01:20:42,854 (MEI SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1138 01:20:46,179 --> 01:20:47,588 Oh, cai Hong! 1139 01:20:48,679 --> 01:20:51,771 - NATHAN: Uh, the rainbow. - Yeah, rainbow, cai Hong. 1140 01:20:52,679 --> 01:20:54,337 - Cai hpng. - Yeah. 1141 01:20:54,470 --> 01:20:56,094 - Cai Hong. - Cai Hong. 1142 01:20:58,636 --> 01:21:00,261 MEI: So beautiful. 1143 01:21:20,220 --> 01:21:22,603 - JULIE: Welcome home. Hi, darling. - MARTIN: Hey! 1144 01:21:23,095 --> 01:21:24,885 - JULIE: Hi, darling... Hi! - MARTIN: Welcome back. 1145 01:21:25,011 --> 01:21:26,979 (BOTH CHEERING) 1146 01:21:27,095 --> 01:21:29,845 (CHUCKLES) Hi! Hello, sweetheart. 1147 01:21:30,429 --> 01:21:31,423 - Hi. - Hi. 1148 01:21:31,554 --> 01:21:33,876 - How do you pronounce your name? - Uh, Zhang Mei. 1149 01:21:34,052 --> 01:21:36,898 - Zhang Mei. Julie. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 1150 01:21:38,427 --> 01:21:41,048 We put a little... Wait, it's coming round now. 1151 01:21:41,050 --> 01:21:42,400 Cambridge, here we come! 1152 01:21:42,511 --> 01:21:44,728 - Whoo-whom whoo-whoo! - (JULIE LAUGHS) 1153 01:21:46,177 --> 01:21:47,554 Why did you get my train set out? 1154 01:21:49,552 --> 01:21:51,094 Um... Nathan... 1155 01:21:53,761 --> 01:21:54,887 Sorry. 1156 01:21:58,261 --> 01:22:00,585 - Welcome to England. - Thank you. 1157 01:22:06,095 --> 01:22:07,600 JULIE: Nathan. 1158 01:22:07,845 --> 01:22:10,761 Nathan, I'm sorry. I'm sorry about the train. 1159 01:22:16,845 --> 01:22:18,882 So that's Zhang Mei, is it? 1160 01:22:20,052 --> 01:22:21,594 What's she like? 1161 01:22:22,136 --> 01:22:23,926 She's... She's clever. 1162 01:22:26,177 --> 01:22:27,422 And she's nice, too. 1163 01:22:29,011 --> 01:22:31,582 Sounds to me like you quite like her. 1164 01:22:32,427 --> 01:22:33,768 Of course I like her. 1165 01:22:34,386 --> 01:22:39,341 Yeah, no, I mean, like: More than you normally like things. 1166 01:22:39,470 --> 01:22:40,880 You know, uh, like more than... 1167 01:22:43,677 --> 01:22:45,930 Ice cream. Or... 1168 01:22:47,470 --> 01:22:48,750 Or maths. 1169 01:22:49,261 --> 01:22:51,136 I don't like anything more than I like maths. 1170 01:22:54,220 --> 01:22:56,685 Nathan, darling, I wish you'd just called me. 1171 01:22:58,470 --> 01:23:01,006 Let me know that you're okay, you know? 1172 01:23:02,720 --> 01:23:03,751 Why? 1173 01:23:04,845 --> 01:23:07,511 Well, because, darling... 1174 01:23:09,761 --> 01:23:11,265 I like you... 1175 01:23:13,386 --> 01:23:15,140 More than I like ice cream. 1176 01:23:24,220 --> 01:23:25,725 I said she could have my room. 1177 01:23:28,511 --> 01:23:30,265 That's very gentlemanly of you. 1178 01:23:31,511 --> 01:23:32,886 Isn't that the right thing to do? 1179 01:23:34,261 --> 01:23:35,292 Yes. 1180 01:23:36,636 --> 01:23:39,172 So, I'm… I'm blowing this up for you then, am I? 1181 01:23:40,761 --> 01:23:43,605 Yeah. But, uh, can I have it in my room? 1182 01:23:46,552 --> 01:23:47,891 Zhang Mei's in there. 1183 01:23:49,427 --> 01:23:50,588 We might want to study. 1184 01:23:51,719 --> 01:23:52,845 (CHUCKLES) 1185 01:23:58,427 --> 01:24:03,631 So, that man today, he is not your father? 1186 01:24:05,761 --> 01:24:09,588 No, he's my teacher. My father died. 1187 01:24:11,636 --> 01:24:13,295 I'm sorry, Nathan. 1188 01:24:15,052 --> 01:24:16,296 It's not your fault. 1189 01:24:18,511 --> 01:24:22,268 I mean, I feel sad for you. 1190 01:24:24,011 --> 01:24:28,087 It must be hard to lose someone that you love so much. 1191 01:25:05,926 --> 01:25:07,587 You think it will work? 1192 01:25:07,719 --> 01:25:10,564 100%? I hope so. 1193 01:25:13,051 --> 01:25:16,252 We did it! It actually works. 1194 01:26:04,926 --> 01:26:06,719 Right-oh, observers. It's time to assemble. 1195 01:26:08,969 --> 01:26:10,841 Panama hats, Richard? Really? 1196 01:26:10,969 --> 01:26:13,006 Yes, it was a consensus decision. 1197 01:26:13,135 --> 01:26:15,801 I discussed it with myself and I decided it would be a good idea. 1198 01:26:16,885 --> 01:26:19,019 Are you sure you're not too rusty for all this? 1199 01:26:19,135 --> 01:26:21,541 I can manage a bit of shepherding. 1200 01:26:21,676 --> 01:26:24,307 Been Nathan's teacher for seven years, I wanna see this through. 1201 01:26:25,217 --> 01:26:26,592 He's a very sensitive kid. 1202 01:26:27,176 --> 01:26:30,590 Yeah, yeah, I suppose children are like animals. 1203 01:26:31,635 --> 01:26:33,261 You get attached to them after a while. 1204 01:26:40,092 --> 01:26:43,257 JULIE: Oh, my gosh! Is this where you're staying? 1205 01:26:44,217 --> 01:26:45,427 Oh, wow. 1206 01:26:47,260 --> 01:26:48,291 Oh... 1207 01:26:52,217 --> 01:26:53,380 Well... 1208 01:26:53,842 --> 01:26:57,676 So, um, you've got your phone on you and you know you can call me any time. 1209 01:26:57,676 --> 01:26:58,837 So... 1210 01:27:01,426 --> 01:27:03,430 I'll be thinking of you. 1211 01:27:03,551 --> 01:27:05,270 Okay. Well, goodbye. 1212 01:27:05,760 --> 01:27:06,886 (MUTTERS) 1213 01:27:07,426 --> 01:27:08,837 - Goodbye. - Bye. 1214 01:27:09,301 --> 01:27:10,634 - Bye. - Bye. 1215 01:27:10,635 --> 01:27:11,631 Bye, darling. 1216 01:27:18,592 --> 01:27:22,350 - What are you doing? - I was taking your hand. 1217 01:27:23,510 --> 01:27:24,671 Come on! 1218 01:27:27,885 --> 01:27:28,975 You let go! 1219 01:27:29,092 --> 01:27:32,043 RICHARD: Isaac Newton. G.H. Hardy. 1220 01:27:32,801 --> 01:27:35,587 Ramanujan. Bertrand Russell. 1221 01:27:36,426 --> 01:27:39,140 They all began their mathematical journeys here. 1222 01:27:39,967 --> 01:27:43,251 Trinity alumni have accumulated thirty two Nobel prizes 1223 01:27:43,385 --> 01:27:45,957 and no less than four Fields Medals. 1224 01:27:46,510 --> 01:27:48,832 Although Russell did go off the rails somewhat later in his career. 1225 01:27:49,051 --> 01:27:53,259 But nevertheless, this is the most prestigious place 1226 01:27:53,385 --> 01:27:57,331 to study mathematics on the planet. And you are here. 1227 01:27:57,717 --> 01:28:01,664 Because they are the past and you are the future. 1228 01:28:02,635 --> 01:28:03,974 So don't let me down. 1229 01:28:08,801 --> 01:28:09,969 WOMAN: Ladies and gentlemen, 1230 01:28:10,635 --> 01:28:13,136 I would like to welcome you! To the 59th International. 1231 01:28:13,260 --> 01:28:15,761 Mathematical Olympiad in Cambridge. 1232 01:28:15,884 --> 01:28:18,136 (AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 1233 01:28:20,092 --> 01:28:21,881 Please welcome Australia. 1234 01:28:34,092 --> 01:28:36,095 A warm welcome for Bangladesh. 1235 01:28:40,051 --> 01:28:41,212 Canada. 1236 01:28:44,051 --> 01:28:46,432 The People's Republic of China. 1237 01:28:54,467 --> 01:28:57,252 A round of applause for United Kingdom. 1238 01:29:19,216 --> 01:29:20,686 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 1239 01:29:20,801 --> 01:29:21,796 (NOON OPENS) 1240 01:29:23,676 --> 01:29:25,465 - Nathan? - Yeah? 1241 01:29:28,926 --> 01:29:30,206 I can't sleep. 1242 01:29:31,841 --> 01:29:36,511 You can, uh, stay here if you want. Like... Like at home. 1243 01:29:41,009 --> 01:29:42,217 What are you reading? 1244 01:29:45,841 --> 01:29:49,126 It's the Ten Years of Mathematical Challenges, 1245 01:29:49,966 --> 01:29:51,756 '97 to '06 edition. 1246 01:30:02,509 --> 01:30:03,599 (GASPS) 1247 01:30:04,841 --> 01:30:05,837 MEI: Oh. 1248 01:30:07,634 --> 01:30:08,913 I'm sorry. 1249 01:30:34,091 --> 01:30:35,561 Is that right? 1250 01:30:36,091 --> 01:30:37,122 Yes. 1251 01:30:52,550 --> 01:30:53,925 Are you okay? 1252 01:31:04,009 --> 01:31:05,548 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1253 01:31:15,507 --> 01:31:18,850 I am glad I am here with you. 1254 01:31:21,216 --> 01:31:22,426 Me, too. 1255 01:31:26,175 --> 01:31:28,082 (BELLS TOLLING) 1256 01:31:34,507 --> 01:31:35,847 (DOOR OPENS) 1257 01:31:38,550 --> 01:31:39,890 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1258 01:31:42,425 --> 01:31:43,515 (GRUNTING) 1259 01:31:45,300 --> 01:31:46,770 (BOTH SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1260 01:32:34,841 --> 01:32:36,122 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1261 01:32:55,341 --> 01:32:58,755 I can't be here with people thinking I don't deserve it. 1262 01:32:59,507 --> 01:33:01,913 Why don't you just stay until the end of the competition? 1263 01:33:02,257 --> 01:33:03,596 No, Nathan! 1264 01:33:04,216 --> 01:33:06,219 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1265 01:33:09,048 --> 01:33:11,182 (SNIFFLING) Nathan... 1266 01:33:12,548 --> 01:33:14,137 Just because... 1267 01:33:16,173 --> 01:33:19,208 Just because I'm going, it... 1268 01:33:22,466 --> 01:33:24,469 It does not mean that... 1269 01:33:26,632 --> 01:33:30,331 I don't find myself liking you. 1270 01:34:12,841 --> 01:34:14,630 REBECCA: Excuse me. Sorry. 1271 01:34:14,798 --> 01:34:17,015 Nathan? Um... 1272 01:34:18,631 --> 01:34:20,789 Did you get into trouble? About Zhang Mei? 1273 01:34:23,173 --> 01:34:27,251 I think I might have accidentally 1274 01:34:27,381 --> 01:34:30,262 sort of mentioned something to someone. 1275 01:34:31,923 --> 01:34:35,266 I didn't mean to hurt anyone. It's just... 1276 01:34:39,091 --> 01:34:40,501 Anyway... 1277 01:34:42,423 --> 01:34:43,762 I'm sorry. 1278 01:34:48,631 --> 01:34:50,386 (STUDENTS CHANTING INDISTINCTLY) 1279 01:34:50,673 --> 01:34:51,800 - STUDENTS: Oi! - MAN: Oggy! 1280 01:34:51,923 --> 01:34:53,832 - STUDENTS: Oi! - MAN: Oggy, Oggy, Oggy! 1281 01:34:53,966 --> 01:34:55,305 STUDENTS: Oi, Oi, Oi! 1282 01:34:56,006 --> 01:34:57,002 (APPLAUSE) 1283 01:35:00,965 --> 01:35:02,376 Hello, Nathan. 1284 01:35:02,506 --> 01:35:07,046 I know, I know, I know. I know you said not to bother you, but I just, um... 1285 01:35:07,173 --> 01:35:09,590 Well, I just wanted to... I wanted to cheer on Team Nathan. 1286 01:35:10,756 --> 01:35:12,096 Go, Nathan! (CHUCKLES) 1287 01:35:12,923 --> 01:35:15,934 Anyway, um, I'll be waiting outside and, uh... 1288 01:35:16,715 --> 01:35:17,711 Best of luck, darling. 1289 01:35:18,548 --> 01:35:20,457 There's no such thing as luck. 1290 01:35:22,548 --> 01:35:23,545 No. 1291 01:36:05,631 --> 01:36:06,757 (WHISPERS) Nathan. 1292 01:36:07,422 --> 01:36:11,002 I'm gonna be circling, so I'll try and slip you some of the answers, all right? 1293 01:36:11,547 --> 01:36:12,757 That's cheating. 1294 01:36:13,756 --> 01:36:15,095 You know I was joking. 1295 01:36:16,922 --> 01:36:18,203 You're gonna be all right. 1296 01:36:26,131 --> 01:36:27,292 (STATIC SCREECHES) 1297 01:36:28,131 --> 01:36:31,640 Four hours and 30 minutes. You may begin. 1298 01:36:32,881 --> 01:36:33,877 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1299 01:36:40,631 --> 01:36:45,207 NATHAN: "4n squared trains are arranged in a 2n x 2n square" 1300 01:36:45,672 --> 01:36:48,671 "and each is painted with one of four colours." 1301 01:36:48,672 --> 01:36:53,555 "Every 2 x 2 square of trains involves each of the four colours." 1302 01:36:55,965 --> 01:36:58,371 "Every 2 x 2 square of trains..." 1303 01:36:59,422 --> 01:37:03,002 "Every 2 x 2 square of trains involves each of the four colours." 1304 01:37:03,131 --> 01:37:05,039 "Prove that the trains..." 1305 01:37:07,047 --> 01:37:11,338 "Prove that the trains on the corners of the 2n x 2n square" 1306 01:37:11,465 --> 01:37:13,052 "are painted with different colours." 1307 01:37:13,965 --> 01:37:15,719 (QUESTION ECHOING) 1308 01:37:48,506 --> 01:37:49,596 (DIGITAL CLOCK TICKING) 1309 01:37:53,797 --> 01:37:55,337 (SCREAMING) 1310 01:37:56,881 --> 01:37:58,954 (INAUDIBLE) 1311 01:38:01,088 --> 01:38:04,846 It must be hard to lose someone that you love so much. 1312 01:38:08,088 --> 01:38:09,180 (INAUDIBLE) 1313 01:38:44,213 --> 01:38:45,719 What's the matter, mate? 1314 01:38:56,921 --> 01:38:58,427 JULIE: Nathan? 1315 01:38:58,838 --> 01:39:00,047 Nathan! 1316 01:39:01,588 --> 01:39:02,715 Nathan! 1317 01:39:10,588 --> 01:39:13,256 Open the door. Martin, open the door! 1318 01:39:13,921 --> 01:39:16,387 Open the door, Martin. Martin! 1319 01:39:17,131 --> 01:39:18,340 Martin! 1320 01:39:22,588 --> 01:39:23,750 Nathan? 1321 01:39:25,506 --> 01:39:26,631 Nathan! 1322 01:39:30,046 --> 01:39:31,671 - Where's he going? - I don't know. 1323 01:39:32,756 --> 01:39:35,087 He just wanted to go, Julie. I could see it in his eyes. 1324 01:39:35,088 --> 01:39:39,296 (SHUTTERS) And I'm sorry, I didn't wanna stop him. I'm sorry. 1325 01:39:40,713 --> 01:39:41,993 It's okay. 1326 01:39:47,713 --> 01:39:48,673 (CHUCKLES) 1327 01:39:51,421 --> 01:39:52,583 Nathan? 1328 01:39:55,088 --> 01:39:56,427 Nathan? 1329 01:40:27,005 --> 01:40:29,387 Zhang Mei said that she liked me. 1330 01:40:30,713 --> 01:40:31,840 Right. 1331 01:40:33,005 --> 01:40:34,250 That's a... 1332 01:40:36,630 --> 01:40:38,005 That's a good thing, isn't it? 1333 01:40:41,630 --> 01:40:44,296 And do you... Do you think that you might 1334 01:40:44,755 --> 01:40:48,511 have those kind of feelings, too? 1335 01:40:49,962 --> 01:40:51,752 - I don't know. - Hmm. 1336 01:40:52,755 --> 01:40:55,421 I've been trying to work it out. But... 1337 01:40:57,212 --> 01:41:00,756 I found a formula. I just can't understand it. 1338 01:41:02,880 --> 01:41:06,045 Well, as far as I know, Nathan, no one ever has. 1339 01:41:08,005 --> 01:41:11,583 I know that when... When I'm around her, 1340 01:41:12,755 --> 01:41:15,042 my brain works differently. 1341 01:41:16,630 --> 01:41:22,212 And my body feels strange and I don't know what it means or why it matters. 1342 01:41:23,546 --> 01:41:25,015 Why it matters? 1343 01:41:26,587 --> 01:41:28,341 It matters because... 1344 01:41:30,837 --> 01:41:31,833 Well, when... 1345 01:41:33,255 --> 01:41:35,387 When somebody loves you, 1346 01:41:37,380 --> 01:41:41,587 it means that they see something in you... 1347 01:41:43,755 --> 01:41:47,262 That they think is worth something. So it sort of... 1348 01:41:49,212 --> 01:41:50,966 It adds value to you. 1349 01:41:55,671 --> 01:41:57,082 But it can be hard... 1350 01:41:59,171 --> 01:42:02,751 You know, when you love someone and they... 1351 01:42:02,880 --> 01:42:06,542 They show no sign that they love you back, then it's… 1352 01:42:07,255 --> 01:42:09,969 Then it's unequal. Or, um... 1353 01:42:12,380 --> 01:42:15,011 When... When someone you love... 1354 01:42:19,921 --> 01:42:21,960 Is subtracted from you... 1355 01:42:25,505 --> 01:42:30,009 Then it feels like, you know, that your value is less than it was. 1356 01:42:30,837 --> 01:42:32,591 Does that make sense? 1357 01:42:40,171 --> 01:42:41,961 Why did he have to go? 1358 01:42:43,671 --> 01:42:45,082 I don't know. 1359 01:42:46,628 --> 01:42:48,787 - It just doesn't make sense. - I know. 1360 01:42:51,128 --> 01:42:54,222 It never will. It was an accident. 1361 01:42:55,296 --> 01:42:56,954 Things made sense when I was with him. 1362 01:42:57,587 --> 01:42:59,092 But why? Why... 1363 01:43:00,628 --> 01:43:02,952 What did he do that I don't? 1364 01:43:04,171 --> 01:43:07,430 How did he make sense of things for you? 1365 01:43:14,546 --> 01:43:15,671 Nathan? 1366 01:43:17,378 --> 01:43:21,171 (VOICE BREAKING) I don't know, he made me laugh and... 1367 01:43:23,421 --> 01:43:25,328 He stuck chips up his nose. 1368 01:43:26,462 --> 01:43:27,552 What? 1369 01:43:30,378 --> 01:43:32,417 He stuck chips up his nose? (CHUCKLES) 1370 01:43:37,837 --> 01:43:39,970 Oh, okay, well, I'll stick a chip up my nose. 1371 01:43:43,337 --> 01:43:44,806 Talk to me now? 1372 01:43:51,253 --> 01:43:52,416 Nathan? 1373 01:43:55,671 --> 01:43:56,832 - Nathan. - (SNIFFLES) 1374 01:43:58,296 --> 01:44:00,677 Nathan, it's all right. It's okay. 1375 01:44:03,128 --> 01:44:04,373 It hurts. 1376 01:44:06,003 --> 01:44:07,971 I know, darling. Me, too. 1377 01:44:13,421 --> 01:44:14,890 Come here. 1378 01:44:15,003 --> 01:44:16,509 It's all right. 1379 01:44:16,878 --> 01:44:17,875 (NATHAN SNIFFLING) 1380 01:44:18,003 --> 01:44:21,582 It's all right, it's all right, good boy. It's okay. 1381 01:44:33,087 --> 01:44:34,047 (KISSES) 1382 01:44:36,212 --> 01:44:37,243 (KISSES) 1383 01:44:40,962 --> 01:44:42,621 Hey, hey. 1384 01:44:47,212 --> 01:44:48,871 Where is Zhang Mei now? 1385 01:44:50,420 --> 01:44:52,827 She... She's gone to the station. 1386 01:44:54,420 --> 01:44:55,587 Do you wanna fetch her back? 1387 01:44:58,128 --> 01:44:59,125 Yeah. 1388 01:44:59,462 --> 01:45:01,501 Okay, we'd better be quick. 1389 01:45:10,420 --> 01:45:11,511 What? 1390 01:45:13,337 --> 01:45:14,546 Nothing. 1391 01:45:19,670 --> 01:45:21,957 (SMALL HANDS BY KEATON HENSON PLAYING) 1392 01:45:38,752 --> 01:45:43,493 Miss you terribly already Miss the space between your eyelids 1393 01:45:43,627 --> 01:45:46,199 ♪ Where I'd stare through awkward sentences ♪ 1394 01:45:46,337 --> 01:45:48,411 ♪ And avoid through awkward silence ♪ 1395 01:45:48,545 --> 01:45:53,048 Miss your teeth when they chatter when we smoked out in my garden 1396 01:45:53,170 --> 01:45:56,121 ♪ When we couldn't sleep for all the heat. ♪ 1397 01:45:56,252 --> 01:45:58,327 ♪ Soft talk began to harden ♪ 1398 01:45:58,462 --> 01:46:00,962 ♪ Miss your small hands in the palm of mine ♪ 1399 01:46:01,087 --> 01:46:03,125 ♪ The fact they're good at making ♪ 1400 01:46:03,252 --> 01:46:05,636 ♪ Miss your sitting up incessantly ♪ 1401 01:46:05,752 --> 01:46:10,007 And the fact you're always waking in the night 1402 01:46:12,545 --> 01:46:15,578 ♪ The night ♪ 1403 01:46:19,587 --> 01:46:20,747 ♪ And I ♪ 1404 01:46:22,962 --> 01:46:26,375 ♪ I hope for your life ♪ 1405 01:46:28,170 --> 01:46:30,706 ♪ You forget about mine ♪ 1406 01:46:33,086 --> 01:46:36,286 ♪ Forget about mine ♪ 1407 01:46:41,461 --> 01:46:43,783 ♪ Miss your teeth dug in my shoulder ♪ 1408 01:46:43,920 --> 01:46:46,301 ♪ As we rolled in early mornings ♪ 1409 01:46:46,420 --> 01:46:48,328 ♪ Miss your arm dying beneath me. ♪ 1410 01:46:48,461 --> 01:46:50,997 ♪ As I lay there, simply yawning ♪ 1411 01:46:51,127 --> 01:46:52,158 ♪ Please forget me ♪ 1412 01:46:52,295 --> 01:46:53,385 ♪ You were right, dear ♪ 1413 01:46:53,502 --> 01:46:55,969 ♪ I am cold and self-involved ♪ 1414 01:46:56,086 --> 01:46:58,493 ♪ And though I'll miss you, recent lover ♪ 1415 01:46:58,627 --> 01:47:00,845 ♪ I am weak and therefore cold ♪ 1416 01:47:00,961 --> 01:47:03,000 ♪ Get distracted by my music ♪ 1417 01:47:03,127 --> 01:47:05,510 ♪ Think of nothing else but art ♪ 1418 01:47:05,627 --> 01:47:07,951 ♪ I'll write my loneliness in poems ♪ 1419 01:47:08,086 --> 01:47:10,716 ♪ If I can just think how to start ♪ 1420 01:47:10,836 --> 01:47:13,158 ♪ Dot my I's with eyebrow pencils ♪ 1421 01:47:13,295 --> 01:47:15,297 ♪ Close my eyelids, hide my eyes ♪ 1422 01:47:15,420 --> 01:47:17,742 ♪ I'll be idle in my ideals ♪ 1423 01:47:17,877 --> 01:47:21,006 ♪ Think of nothing else but! ♪ 1424 01:47:21,127 --> 01:47:23,345 ♪ And I ♪ 1425 01:47:24,627 --> 01:47:28,041 ♪ And I ♪ 1426 01:47:31,711 --> 01:47:34,176 ♪ And I ♪ 1427 01:47:35,418 --> 01:47:39,247 ♪ I hope for your life. ♪ 1428 01:47:40,502 --> 01:47:43,537 ♪ You can forget about mine ♪ 1429 01:47:45,168 --> 01:47:49,708 ♪ Just forget about mine ♪ 1430 01:47:51,502 --> 01:47:55,082 ♪ And mine ♪ 1431 01:47:56,877 --> 01:48:00,256 ♪ Mine ♪ 1432 01:48:00,355 --> 01:48:05,355 http://subscene.com/u/659433 Improved by: @Ivandrofly 114399

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