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COME IN!
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HEY, YOU GOT MY DRILL?
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YEAH. YEAH, YEAH.
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OH, HEY, LOOK!
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I GOT MY BADGE.
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I'M OFFICIAL.
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WHY DO THEY GIVE
FIREMEN BADGES ANYWAY?
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DON'T THE YELLOW PANTS
AND THE GOOFY HAT SAY IT ALL?
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HERE.
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BERG MADE PANCAKES.
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Berg: WHO'S TICKLISH?
WHO'S TICKLISH?
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[WOMAN LAUGHING]
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WHO IS TICKLISH?
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BERG HAS A SEX BUDDY!
WHAT'S A SEX BUDDY?
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I DON'T KNOW. I'VE
NEVER HAD ONE.
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WE SHOULD GO. WE
GOTTA GO, WE GOTTA GO.
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WHATCHA DOING WITH MR. GATOR?
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YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.
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YOU GOT A SEX BUDDY IN THERE?
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Hey! Hey! Shhhh!
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AND DON'T CALL HER
THAT. IT'S DEMEANING.
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BUT YOU REALLY HAVE ONE.
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DAMN STRAIGHT!
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BERG, I'VE NEVER
SEEN A SEX BUDDY.
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CAN I SEE WHAT ONE LOOKS LIKE?
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HEY, SHE'S A HUMAN BEING, PETE.
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IT'S NOT A WHALE WATCH.
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SO, SHE'S BIG, HUH?
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OKAY, OUT!
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WHO WAS THAT? THAT
WAS PETE AND JOHNNY.
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PETEY DUNVILLE, THE
SWEETIE FROM FUNVILLE?
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RELAX, RELAX. HE
DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU.
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OH, GOOD.
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OKAY, THE COAST IS CLEAR.
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ARE YOU TRYING TO GET RID OF ME?
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NO, NO. COME HERE.
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OH.
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OKAY. GO ON NOW.
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W-WHAT WAS THAT?
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I'M NOT ALLOWED TO GO
INTO THE BURNING BUILDING
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BECAUSE I'M NOT A FIREFIGHTER?
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REALLY.
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FREEZE!
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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HERE. DO YOU WANT THESE?
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WHY WOULD I WANT
YOUR STUPID FLOWERS?
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NOMAR SENT THEM.
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THESE ARE FROM NOMAR?
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OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL!
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I SHOULD FIND A VASE.
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THE NERVE OF THAT GUY!
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I DUMP HIM AND HE THINKS HE
CAN MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER
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BY SENDING ME FLOWERS.
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DO YOU THINK HE PICKED
THESE FROM HIS GARDEN?
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IT'S REALLY HARD FEELING
SORRY FOR YOURSELF
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WHEN YOU'RE CONSTANTLY
BEING INTERRUPTED WITH GIFTS.
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YOU SHOULD JUST ADMIT
YOU MADE A HUGE MISTAKE
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AND TAKE NOMAR BACK
BEFORE HE REALIZES
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HE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU.
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I'M NOT GETTING BACK
TOGETHER WITH HIM.
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I'M JUST... I'M JUST GONNA
HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH THIS.
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ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
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BUT IN THAT CASE, YOU'RE
GONNA NEED A FRIEND.
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THANKS, PETE. HEY, IT'S WEIRD.
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I FELT A LITTLE AWKWARD
COMING DOWN HERE
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'CAUSE I THINK THE
HARDEST THING FOR ME
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IS NOT REALLY HAVING
ANYONE TO TALK TO.
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I HOPE YOU LIKE SCOTCH.
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UM... NOW LISTEN...
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IT'S NOT VERY GOOD,
BUT THERE'S A LOT OF IT.
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THANKS FOR NOTHING, PETE.
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OH, YOU'RE WELCOME. AND
THANKS FOR THE FLOWERS!
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OH... YEAH. THAT'S REAL NICE.
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MATURE BEHAVIOR THERE, PETE.
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SHE COMES DOWN HERE
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LOOKING FOR JUST A
LITTLE BIT OF COMPASSION...
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AND YOU TREAT HER LIKE DIRT.
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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[Laughing] NO!
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I WAS HIDING IN THE
BATHROOM TILL SHE LEFT.
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I JUST WISH SHE'D HURRY UP
AND GET BACK WITH NOMAR.
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HE'S ONLY THE GREATEST
GUY SHE'S EVER DATED.
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IF NOMAR'S SO GREAT, MAYBE
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SPLIT THEM UP.
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I DIDN'T SPLIT THEM UP. I
TOLD A HARMLESS JOKE.
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YES, A JOKE THAT
MADE NOMAR THINK
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ASH AND I WERE STILL
SLEEPING TOGETHER.
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[LAUGHS] I STILL
THINK IT'S FUNNY.
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COME ON. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
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ONLY ROOM IN THE
HOUSE THAT DOESN'T LEAK.
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OH, THANK GOD! ALL
THIS CRAP IS SPARED!
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NEAR AS I CAN FIGURE, THIS
WAS A FORMAL SITTING ROOM
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OR ELSE MORE OF A CASUAL,
LYIN'-DOWN-NAKED ROOM.
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OOOH, WHAT GOT
YOU ALL RARIN' TO GO?
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PETE AND BERG.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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A HOUSE ISN'T A HOME
UNTIL WE CHRISTEN IT.
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OH! DIRTY!
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OKAY, NO PROBLEM.
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THERE. ALL CLEAN. OH, SURE...
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THE GUY ON TOP
ALWAYS THINKS IT'S CLEAN.
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CLEAN THE ROOM AND
I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
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IRENE, HEY!
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HEY, IT'S BERG. YOU BUSY?
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PETE'S AT THE FIRE
STATION. COME OVER.
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GUESS WHAT.
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I SWIPED A PATIENT'S
GOWN FROM THE HOSPITAL.
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THE DOCTOR IS IN.
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GRRRR.
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BAD DOCTOR. OFF
THE FURNITURE! OFF!
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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HAVE YOU SEEN MY BADGE?
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YES, PETE, WE'VE ALL
SEEN YOUR BADGE.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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DUH! PETE! I... UH...
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
LOOK AT ME. FORGOT TO DRESS.
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THAT'S WEIRD. [CHUCKLES]
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I MEAN, SHE DIDN'T
FLIRT WITH ME.
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MAYBE SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND.
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ABSOLUTELY NOT. WHY NOT?
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I MEAN, SHE'S FRIENDLY...
A LITTLE TOO FRIENDLY...
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BUT SOME GUYS LIKE THAT.
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HEY, LOOK. I FOUND YOUR BADGE.
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[CHUCKLES] Go fight a fire!
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I'M SERIOUS. I BET
SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND.
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WHOEVER HE IS, I
HOPE HE'S NOT A JERK.
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I'M SURE THAT
IRENE WILL BE FINE.
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YOU KNOW, IRENE'S KINDA FRAGILE.
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SHE'S NOT LIKE ONE
OF YOUR SEX BUDDIES,
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YOU KNOW?
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YOU CAN'T JUST TREAT
HER LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT.
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HOW COME?
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BERG, I BLEW HER OFF ONCE,
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SHE SPENT SIX MONTHS IN A HOME.
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IT WAS ONLY, LIKE, FOUR.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
HAVE TO KNOCK ME DOWN?
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HEY, ASH, LISTEN...
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I FEEL KINDA BAD
ABOUT YESTERDAY.
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SO, I DON'T KNOW IF
YOU STILL WANTED TO,
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WE COULD... TALK.
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NOT FOR LONG.
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LIKE TWO MINUTES MAX.
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GO.
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THANKS, PETE.
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I REALIZE YOU'RE OFFERING ME
YOUR ENTIRE ATTENTION SPAN.
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BUT I'M FINE... REALLY.
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REALLY? MM-HMM.
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REALLY? GREAT!
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YOU GOT BACK
TOGETHER WITH NOMAR?
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NO! I AM NOT GETTING
BACK TOGETHER WITH HIM.
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IT'S OVER AND I AM FINE.
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YOU CAN'T COVER UP
THE STINK OF DEPRESSION
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BY TAKING A SHOWER
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AND THROWING ON SOME
UNFLATTERING OUTFIT.
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HEY, DR. HOTTIE.
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HEY, GERM.
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READY TO SHRED SOME RAILS?
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MM-HMM.
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YOU'RE GOING
SKATEBOARDING WITH GERM?
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SKATEBOARDING?
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HELLO! WELCOME TO FALL 2000.
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I MEAN, IF YOU WANT
TO SKATEBOARD, MAN,
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GET IN YOUR TIME MACHINE
AND TRAVEL BACK TO JUNE.
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IF I HAD A TIME MACHINE,
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I'D GO BACK AND TELL YOUR
PARENTS ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL.
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ME TOO.
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HEY, IRENE. UM, CAN WE TALK?
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SURE, COME ON IN.
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UM, ACTUALLY, I
DON'T WANT ANYONE
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LET'S PRETEND LIKE
WE'RE GETTING THE MAIL.
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LISTEN, I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE
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IF I'VE DONE ANYTHING THAT
MADE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.
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OH, IT'S OKAY.
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I STARTED STRETCHING
IN THE MORNINGS.
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HEY, YOU GUYS. IS THE MAIL HERE?
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NO. NO.
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UM, I WAS JUST CHECKING
TO SEE IF THE MAIL HAD COME,
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AND THEN IRENE CAME OUT
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AND SHE ASKED ME
IF THE MAIL HAD COME,
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AND I JUST LOOKED
AT HER AND I SAID, "NO."
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OKAY? OKAY.
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WHATEVER? WHATEVER.
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I'LL SEE YOU GUYS
LATER. ALL RIGHT!
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
THE MAILMAN. NO MAIL.
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OKAY, RIGHT THERE.
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I WAS LYING TO SHARON
FOR BOTH OUR SAKES,
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NOT JUST MINE.
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IS THERE SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND?
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YEAH. LOOK, UM, IRENE...
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SOMETIMES WHEN TWO
PEOPLE GET INVOLVED,
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sexually...
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EMOTIONS CAN GET TANGLED,
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FEELINGS CAN GET CONFUSED,
AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT...
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I SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING.
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YOU DO?
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YEAH. BERG... DON'T
YOU GET HOOKED ON ME!
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WHAT?
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I UNDERSTAND. HA!
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NO, NO, NO.
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I HAVE NO PROBLEM
WITH ANY OF THIS.
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IRENE, I JUST DON'T
WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE
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I'M TREATING YOU
LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT.
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WHY WOULD I?
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I MEAN, YOU'RE THE MEAT.
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NO, I'M NOT.
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YEAH.
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100% PRIME ANGUS. OOH...
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A LITTLE JUNK IN THE TRUNK.
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO START
MAKING YOU DO SOME OF THE WORK.
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ALL SET.
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IT LOOKS GREAT!
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[CHUCKLES] LET THE COUNTDOWN
TO CHRISTENING BEGIN.
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10... 9... 8, 7...
6... 5, 4... 3...
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2... WAIT!
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OH, LET'S MAKE A FIRE.
IT'LL BE SO ROMANTIC!
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OH, WE CAN'T.
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I THINK THERE'S A FAMILY
OF RACCOONS LIVING THERE.
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RACCOONS?
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YEAH, I LOOKED UP THERE
AND SOMETHING LOOKED BACK.
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IT'S EITHER A RACCOON
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OR A VERY TINY,
OLD-FASHIONED CRIMINAL.
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OH, J-J-JOHNNY...
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WE CAN'T MAKE LOVE WITH
ANIMALS IN THE CHIMNEY.
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SURE WE CAN.
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NO, NO, NO.
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THERE'S NO WAY I'M
EXPOSING MY NAKED BUTT
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TO A BUNCH OF RACCOONS.
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WE DON'T HAVE TO DO IT THAT
WAY. WE CAN JUST DO IT REGULAR.
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JOHNNY... I'LL CLOSE THE FLUE.
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JUST GET RID OF THE CRITTERS
AND WE'LL CHRISTEN TOMORROW.
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ALL RIGHT, BUT THIS BETTER
NOT BE YOUR IDEA OF MARRIAGE.
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I'M NOT GOING TO DO A CHORE
EVERY TIME WE HAVE SEX.
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YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE SEX
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EVERY TIME YOU DO A CHORE?
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
236
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:34,959
OH, HEY, IRENE.
237
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,005
HEY, BERG.
238
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,862
LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT.
239
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,967
COOL. TONIGHT
I'LL BE THE DOCTOR,
240
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:45,804
AND YOU'LL BE THE
VEGAS SHOWGIRL.
241
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,205
THEY'RE FOR YOU, SILLY.
242
00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:53,211
[CLEARS THROAT]
243
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,917
I'm the showgirl.
244
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,856
GO AHEAD, PUT 'EM ON.
245
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,291
I... FOR ME?
246
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:08,559
OOH, UM...
247
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:09,839
I HAVE TO GO TO THE
HOSPITAL, THOUGH.
248
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,296
SO? DOESN'T MEAN
YOU CAN'T FEEL PRETTY.
249
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:21,841
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
250
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,008
SOME DELINQUENTS ON SCOOTERS
251
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:27,178
TRIED TO GRAB ONTO
A MOVING FIRETRUCK.
252
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,713
WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING
253
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,381
THAT FIREBOY PETE
WAS ON THE LOOKOUT,
254
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,682
OR WE COULD'VE HAD FUN.
255
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,998
ASHLEY, DON'T YOU SEE YOU'RE
JUST BEING SELF-DESTRUCTIVE?
256
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:40,024
WILL YOU MAKE UP WITH NOMAR
BEFORE YOU KILL YOURSELF?
257
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,159
NO, I'M FINE.
258
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,739
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
BERG, TALK TO HER.
259
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,362
ASHLEY, DO YOU NEED HELP?
260
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:45,397
NO, I'M FINE!
261
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,999
WHY DOES EVERYONE
KEEP ASKING ME THAT?!
262
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,000
JUST BECAUSE I WANTED TO HAVE
263
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:50,179
A LITTLE HEART-TO-HEART
WITH PETE
264
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,781
AND I WANTED TO GO
SKATEBOARDING WITH GERM...
265
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:55,606
IT WAS A SCOOTER.
OH, JUST SHUT UP!
266
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:58,009
I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP! I
DON'T NEED ANYONE'S HELP!
267
00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:00,078
I'M FINE! I AM PERFECTLY FINE!
268
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,193
BERG, WHAT AM I GOING TO
DO? SHE WON'T LISTEN TO ME.
269
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,349
HEY, LOOK, PETE...
270
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,451
PEOPLE DON'T CHANGE
UNLESS THEY WANT TO.
271
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,921
THERE'S NOTHING ANY
ONE PERSON CAN SAY.
272
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,725
YOU'RE RIGHT. HEY, UM...
273
00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:16,572
MEET ME TONIGHT AT
JOHNNY AND SHARON'S HOUSE.
274
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,997
WHY? THEY'RE HAVING A PARTY.
275
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,799
I SAW SHARON TODAY.
SHE DIDN'T MENTION IT.
276
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:25,003
UH, IT'S SORT OF A, UH,
SURPRISE HOUSEWARMING.
277
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,437
OH, OKAY.
278
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,583
AND MAKE SURE ASHLEY COMES.
279
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,819
UM, HEY. I DON'T
HAVE THE ADDRESS.
280
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:32,203
MEET ME OUTSIDE THE PARTY
AND I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU THERE.
281
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:39,851
[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS]
282
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,555
THANK YOU, SWEETIE.
283
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:46,390
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW
MUCH I APPRECIATE
284
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,469
ALL THE HARD WORK YOU'VE DONE.
285
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,093
[GIGGLES]
286
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:52,697
SO I GUESS I'M JUST
GONNA HAVE TO SHOW YA!
287
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,532
COME ON!
288
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,668
[DOORBELL RINGS]
289
00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:58,864
WAS THAT YOU?
290
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,843
IT WAS THE DOORBELL.
291
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,678
JUST DEAL WITH IT
BEFORE I LOSE THE MOOD.
292
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,180
COME ON! HUSTLE UP, BIG BOY!
293
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,188
HEY, JOHNNY. HOW'S IT GOING?
294
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,168
I'M BUSY. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
295
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,894
UH, I'M HERE FOR THE
HOUSEWARMING PARTY.
296
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,307
I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT YOU A GIFT,
297
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,231
BUT I WANTED TO SEE
WHAT YOU NEEDED.
298
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:30,235
SO, I GUESS THE PERFECT GIFT
WOULD HAVE BEEN A NEW HOUSE.
299
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:33,983
HEY, ASH. WHAT'S GOING ON?
300
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:37,242
DID YOU INVITE ASHLEY FOR
A HOUSEWARMING PARTY?
301
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,676
OH, YES.
302
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,489
I WANTED TO SHOW THE MOST
SARCASTIC PERSON I KNOW
303
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,794
THE MOST EMBARRASSING
PART OF MY LIFE.
304
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,031
I-I'M SORRY. DID I
INTERRUPT SOMETHING?
305
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,166
OH, NO. NOT AT ALL.
306
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,200
HONEY, THAT'S NOT ENTIRELY TRUE.
307
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,323
HEY, JOHNNY...
308
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,695
HAPPY HOUSEWARMING.
309
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,863
HERE'S YOUR GIFT.
310
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,331
IT'S KINDA LAST MINUTE.
311
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:07,816
SO, CAN I HAVE A TOUR?
312
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,000
OH, SURE, SURE, SURE.
313
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,709
I COULD SHOW YOU THE UPSTAIRS,
314
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,712
BUT THERE ARE NO LIGHTS,
AND HOLES IN THE FLOOR.
315
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,181
OKAY, WELL, HOW
ABOUT THE DOWNSTAIRS?
316
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,494
UH, I COULD, BUT THERE ARE LIGHS
317
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,352
AND YOU'D SEE
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
318
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,731
OH! I COULD SHOW
YOU THE CLEAN ROOM.
319
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,956
COME ON.
320
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:26,257
OKAY, IN HERE,
321
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,826
I THINK WE'RE PROBABLY
GONNA GO WITH ONE COLOR.
322
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,397
[Laughing] WOW!
323
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,764
WHAT A DUMP!
324
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,868
HEY, HUNKY HOMEOWNER.
325
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,882
I MADE YOU A GINGERBREAD
VERSION OF YOUR HOUSE.
326
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:44,042
I DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TIME,
SO IT'S NOT TO SCALE.
327
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,910
NO, NO, IT'S PERFECT.
328
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:47,145
NO VISITORS.
329
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,516
HEY, IRENE, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
WERE COMING HERE TONIGHT.
330
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,053
LISTEN, I'M SORRY THAT I
DIDN'T PHONE YOU EARLIER
331
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,198
ABOUT COMING OVER.
332
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:57,800
UH, THAT'S PROBABLY PRETTY RUDE.
333
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,624
OH, THAT'S OKAY. NO BIG DEAL.
334
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:01,960
Okay.
335
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,465
WHAT?
336
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:09,334
UM, IT IS A BIG DEAL.
337
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,501
NO, IT'S NOT.
338
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,036
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CARE.
339
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:15,006
I DON'T.
340
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:19,243
AGAIN... okay.
341
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,879
LOOK, UM, THIS ISN'T
WORKING FOR ME.
342
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,047
WHAT?
343
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,161
I CAN'T BE INTIMATE
WITH SOMEBODY
344
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,695
WHO'S NOT EMOTIONALLY
INVOLVED WITH ME.
345
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,053
I'M USED TO BEING WORSHIPPED.
346
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,270
I THOUGHT WE WERE
HAVING FUN. WE WERE.
347
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,138
I REALLY ENJOYED HAVING
CASUAL SEX WITH YOU
348
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:41,132
UNTIL I FOUND OUT YOU WERE
HAVING CASUAL SEX WITH ME!
349
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,647
I THINK WE SHOULD STOP.
I NEED TO FEEL SPECIAL.
350
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:48,739
OKAY, BUT, HEY,
YOU SHOULD KNOW...
351
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:50,052
YOU'RE THE FIRST
PERSON I'VE SLEPT WITH
352
00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:51,809
I DIDN'T HAVE FEELINGS FOR.
353
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,745
NOW, DOESN'T THAT
MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL?
354
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,285
MAYBE.
355
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,331
YOU KNOW, IT DEPENDS ON WHY.
356
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:06,924
BECAUSE YOU'RE THAT GOOD.
357
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,092
REALLY?
358
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,288
YOU KNOW I'M SELF-TAUGHT.
359
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,677
GOSH... IT REALLY
MAKES YOU WONDER
360
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,101
WHAT IT TAKES TO
CONDEMN A PLACE.
361
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,705
Pete: HELLO!
362
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,375
WHOA! THIS LOOKS LIKE THE HOUSE
363
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:25,943
WHERE WE PRACTICE
PUTTING OUT FIRES.
364
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,392
WAS THE IDEA FOR THIS PARTY
365
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:32,816
FOR EVERYONE TO MAKE
FUN OF MY NEW HOUSE?
366
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,919
THIS ISN'T A PARTY.
IT'S AN INTERVENTION.
367
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:38,022
OH, THEN I'M TAKING
MY GIFT BACK.
368
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,363
LOOK, GUYS, I THINK IT'S OBVIOUS
THAT ONE OF US IS IN TROUBLE,
369
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,798
AND I THINK IT'S OUR DUTY
AS FRIENDS TO HELP THEM.
370
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:50,535
COME ON! GIVE ME
A BREAK, YOU GUYS!
371
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,037
I'VE BEEN UNDER A LOT OF STRESS!
372
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,983
I'VE GOT A WIFE, I'VE
GOT A MORTGAGE,
373
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,542
SO I HAVE A COUPLE OF
BEERS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE!
374
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,679
IT'S NOT YOU, JOHNNY.
375
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,849
A WIFE?
376
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,120
I-I LOVE YOU, HONEY.
377
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:13,524
NO, YOU GUYS, I-IT'S ASHLEY.
378
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,093
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
379
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:18,196
NO, NO, LISTEN TO ME.
SIT DOWN. HEAR ME OUT.
380
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:21,065
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT
YOU'VE BEEN ACTING STRANGELY
381
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,744
BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GET
BACK TOGETHER WITH NOMAR.
382
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:23,779
WHY WOULD I WANT THAT?
383
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,803
BECAUSE HE WAS SPECIAL,
384
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,438
AND THAT MADE YOU SPECIAL.
385
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,351
THINK ABOUT IT... ONE
SECOND, YOU'RE INVISIBLE.
386
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,053
THE NEXT SECOND, YOU'RE
STANDING NEXT TO NOMAR
387
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,643
AND EVERYBODY WANTS
TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
388
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:35,246
YOU'D GO INTO A RESTAURANT,
YOU DROP HIS NAME,
389
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,614
AND YOU'D GET A BETTER TABLE.
390
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,794
AND DO YOU THINK IT WAS A
COINCIDENCE THAT MY PARENTS...
391
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,451
WHO ARE LIFELONG RED SOX FANS...
392
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:41,852
SUDDENLY STARTED
CALLING ME MORE?
393
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,302
YOU MISS HIM, PETE, DON'T YOU?
394
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,958
[Crying] SO MUCH!
395
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,363
I HAD THE GREATEST
GUY IN BOSTON,
396
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:55,633
AND I DROVE HIM AWAY!
397
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:58,902
WHY?!
398
00:18:58,938 --> 00:18:59,982
THERE, THERE, NOW, PETE.
399
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:01,250
YOU'RE GONNA GET OVER THIS.
400
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:05,009
I WON'T! I WON'T,
I WON'T, I WON'T!
401
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,111
HEY. HEY, PETER.
402
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,587
IF IT MAKES YOU
FEEL ANY BETTER...
403
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:14,552
SOMETIMES I MISS HIM, TOO.
404
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,320
OH, GET OVER YOURSELF!
405
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,394
[DOOR SLAMS]
406
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:24,695
UM, YOU KNOW, ASHLEY,
407
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,108
IF YOU'RE SO DEPRESSED
BECAUSE YOU MISS NOMAR,
408
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,399
WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL HIM UP?
409
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:29,845
JUST BECAUSE YOU MISS SOMEONE
410
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,480
DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD
GET BACK TOGETHER WITH THEM.
411
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,438
AND I... I REALLY
THOUGHT THAT MY FRIENDS
412
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:37,141
WOULD HELP ME
THROUGH THIS ROUGH TIME.
413
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:40,378
OH, HONEY... YOU SHOULD
CALL YOUR FRIENDS.
414
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:48,352
YOU... YOU ARE MY FRIENDS.
415
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,856
OH, OUR PHONE
ISN'T HOOKED UP YET.
416
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,426
YEAH, BUT FEEL FREE TO STOP
BY ANYTIME YOU NEED TO TALK.
417
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:57,273
ABSOLUTELY. JUST MAKE
SURE YOU CALL FIRST.
418
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,463
YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T
HAVE A PHONE YET.
419
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,659
OKAY, BYE. BYE!
420
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,915
OH! WHAT A NIGHT! I'M EXHAUSTED!
421
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,072
FIGURES.
422
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,751
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
423
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:11,487
IT MEANS EITHER YOU
HAVE A HEADACHE,
424
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,777
OR THERE'S A DOORBELL, OR
RACCOONS IN THE CHIMNEY.
425
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,591
ANYTHING TO STOP FROM
CHRISTENING THE HOUSE WITH ME.
426
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:19,684
OH, BABY, IS THAT
WHAT YOU THINK?
427
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,430
I LOVE BEING WITH
YOU. I LOVE YOU.
428
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,886
THEN WHY CAN'T WE CHRISTEN?
429
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:25,089
[Laughing] BECAUSE...
430
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,758
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SPECIAL.
YOU ONLY GET TO DO IT ONCE.
431
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:30,528
IT SHOULD BE SOMETHING THAT
WE BOTH REMEMBER FOREVER.
432
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:34,965
YOU KNOW, LIKE OUR FIRST KISS.
433
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,400
WELL, THIS HOUSE IS AT LEAST AS
NICE AS YOUR PARENTS' GARAGE.
434
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,404
THEN LET'S CHRISTEN.
435
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,539
OKAY!
436
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,894
I HAVE TO GET MY CHAMPAGNE.
437
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,259
Berg: I'VE BEEN A
VERY BAD SHOWGIRL!
438
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,270
WE HAVE TO GO BACK
TO THE APARTMENT.
439
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:02,904
WHY? I THOUGHT WE
WERE GONNA CHRISTEN?
440
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:06,029
FOR GOD'S SAKE, SHARON, IS
THAT ALL YOU THINK ABOUT?
441
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,940
HELLO?
442
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,410
SORRY I'M LATE.
443
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,685
AN ADDRESS WOULD'VE HELPED.
444
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:27,829
OH, MAN.
445
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:29,693
LOOKS LIKE I MISSED A GOOD ONE.
446
00:21:32,693 --> 00:21:36,693
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