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[SLOW DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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IRENE, WE CAN'T DO
THIS. NO... THIS IS WRONG.
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I KNOW.
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THIS IS WRONG.
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I KNOW.
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YEAH, THIS IS WRONG.
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I KNOW. HUH!
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THAT'S THE STUFF.
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MORNING.
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MORNING.
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SO, YOU WANT BREAKFAST?
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NO, THANKS.
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WANNA GET THE
HELL OUT OF MY BED?
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YES, PLEASE!
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GOD, THIS WAS SO WRONG!
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VERY WRONG, IRENE...
VERY, VERY WRONG!
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SEE, MY HEART STILL
BELONGS TO PETE.
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I JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN
THE ROMANCE AND MUSIC.
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THIS IS WHY I NEVER
GO TO WEDDINGS...
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THEY'RE CIRCUSES!
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PROMISE ME YOU'LL
NEVER TELL ANOTHER SOUL!
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WELL... [CHUCKLES]
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I'M MORE EMBARRASSED
ABOUT THIS THAN YOU ARE.
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OH, BECAUSE OF PETE?
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SURE, WHY NOT?
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LISTEN, I PROMISE YOU,
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WHAT HAPPENED HERE LAST NIGHT...
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SEVERAL TIMES...
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WILL NEVER EVER LEAVE THIS ROOM.
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GOOD.
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THIS IS THE STUPIDEST
THING I'VE EVER DONE!
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UGH!
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SO THAT'S WHAT SHE
MEANT BY "RIDE THE TIGER."
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[GRUNTING]
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TIME, DUNVILLE... 5:38.
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THAT'S THE BEST TIME TODAY.
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WHAT'S THAT... BEST TIME?
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I DON'T THINK THE PEOPLE
WITH SLOWER TIMES COULD HEAR.
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ALL RIGHT... DINNER.
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THEN BACK TO THE BARRACKS.
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THAT WAS AMAZING!
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I AM IN A ZONE. EVERYTHING
IS COMING TOGETHER!
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I FEEL SO ALIVE... SO VIRILE.
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OW... BUCKLE.
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HEY, UM...
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WHY DON'T YOU MEET ME
TONIGHT IN THE SUPPLY SHACK?
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THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES.
WHAT IF WE GET CAUGHT?
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I PROMISE I'LL BE QUICK.
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OKAY, LET'S NOT WIN EVERY RACE.
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LISTEN, I REALLY WANT TO,
BUT I'VE GOTTA TRAIN TONIGHT.
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MY TIME ON THE DRILLS
HAVE BEEN TERRIBLE.
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MINE?
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YES.
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I HAVE TO ADMIT,
I DO LIKE HAVING
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A HOTSHOT FIREMAN
FOR A BOYFRIEND...
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ALL SEXY, COVERED IN SOOT.
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MEET ME TONIGHT, AND I
PROMISE NOT TO SHOWER.
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[CHUCKLES]
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BUT YOU SHOWER, OKAY?
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I'LL SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT.
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GRRRR.
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GAR-AR-AR.
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I CAN'T DO THAT.
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I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO DO THAT.
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[PANTING]
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[LAUGHS]
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IF I THOUGHT THE HONEYMOON
WOULD BE LIKE THIS,
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I WOULD HAVE TRAINED.
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YEAH.
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I'M GLAD WE WAITED
TILL WE WERE MARRIED.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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MMM... MMM, MMM, MMM.
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OHHH! TIME TO REFUEL.
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I'LL GRAB SOME SNACKS.
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[LAUGHING]
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WHOO!
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WHOA, WHOA... HONEY, HONEY...
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THOSE ARE $5 A BOTTLE.
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THERE'S A FAUCET
AND A PLASTIC CUP
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IN THE BATHROOM.
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WHY DON'T I JUST LAP
UP THE TOILET WATER?
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I'M JUST SAYING WE
COULD USE THE MONEY
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FOR MORE IMPORTANT THINGS.
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JOHNNY... THIS IS OUR HONEYMOON.
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WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT?
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YEAH, OKAY... WHAT THE HECK?
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OH, ALL RIGHT! THEY HAVE
THE CHOCOLATES YOU LIKE.
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OH... NO, NOTHING FOR
ME. I'M STUFFED WITH LOVE.
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OOH, OOH, OOH... CASHEWS!
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HA HA! MMM!
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SWEETIE, YOU DON'T
EVEN LIKE CASHEWS!
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WANT SOME WATER?
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OKAY, THAT'S IT.
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WHERE YOU GOING?
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TO THE STORE BEFORE THEY
CHARGE US FOR THAT STUFF.
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BABY, BABY, BABY...
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YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE
ME HERE ALL ALONE...
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WEARING THIS WHILE YOU
RUN OUT TO SOME MINIMART
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TO SAVE A FEW BUCKS?
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MMM.
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ARE YOU CRAZY?
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[Chuckling] NOT AT THEIR PRICES.
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[OWL HOOTING]
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Marti!
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Marti?
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[GROWLING]
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GAR-AR-AR.
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WELL... Come here, baby.
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YOU'RE NOT MARTI.
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YOU'RE A BEAR.
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YOU'RE A LITTLE BABY BEAR.
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HEY, HOW CUTE ARE YOU, HUH?
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HEY... WHAT YA EATIN'
THERE, LITTLE FELLA?
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[GROWLING]
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AAAAAAH!
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GET IT OFF MY FACE!
GET IT OFF MY FACE!!
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SO... YOU TRIED TO
TAKE FOOD FROM A BEAR.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE MARTI
HASN'T EVEN CALLED.
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PERHAPS SHE WAS
JUMPED BY A CHIPMUNK.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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THAT'S MARTI.
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WAIT A SECOND, WAIT A SECOND.
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YOU READY?
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I'M READY... WAIT, WAIT.
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[Groaning] OHHHHH...
BERG... OHHHH...
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IT'S YOU.
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GOD, PETE, WHAT HAPPENED?
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ALL RIGHT, IRENE, LOOK...
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STAY CALM. DON'T MAKE A SCENE.
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I WAS MAULED BY A WILD ANIMAL...
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BERG, CAN I TALK
TO YOU? SURE THING.
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SHUT THE DOOR. OH,
MY GOD, OH, MY GOD!
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
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THERE WAS A PHOTOGRAPHER
AT THE WEDDING...
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I ALSO SAW ONE AT THE MALL.
THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!
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NO, YOU IDIOT!
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THERE MAY BE
PICTURES OUT THERE...
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YOU KNOW, OF US... NECKING!
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OH, MY GOD!
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GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!
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OH, GOD... OKAY!
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ALL EVIDENCE OF
OUR MISGUIDED TRYST
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MUST BE DESTROYED!
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA
KILL ME, ARE YOU, IRENE?
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DON'T BE SILLY.
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WOULD I TELL YOU IF I WAS?
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COME ON.
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HEY, ASH, HOW YOU... DOING?
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NOT SO FAST, BEANPOLE.
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I TAKE IT THINGS DIDN'T GO
SO WELL WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND.
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YOU TELL PETE WHEN HE
GETS BACK FROM BOOT CAMP
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HE BETTER BE PREPARED TO FIGHT.
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Pete: BERG!
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WOULD YOU HELP ME
CHANGE MY BANDAGES?
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I'M OOZING.
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HE'S HOME.
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HE GOT MAULED BY A
BEAR. DOOR'S UNLOCKED.
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OH.
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OH, WOW, PETE... GOD,
YOU REALLY ARE HURT.
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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I'M OOZING.
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OH, GOD.
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YOU'RE SO BRAVE.
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LET ME TAKE A LOOK
AT THOSE BANDAGES.
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OH, THEY NEED TO BE CHANGED.
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IT'S NICE TO KNOW
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THAT SOMEBODY AROUND
HERE CARES ABOUT ME.
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OW, OW... OW, OW!
WAIT, WAIT... STOP.
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE
DOING THAT QUICKLY?
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OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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I HAVE TO ACTIVATE
THE PAIN RECEPTORS
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TO HELP WITH THE
HEALING PROCESS.
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OW, OW, OW, OW,
OW! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WHEN I WAS LITTLE,
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AND MY MOM USED TO
TAKE OFF MY BAND-AIDS,
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SHE USED TO SING
ME A LITTLE SONG.
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AWWWW.
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OW!!
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WHAT DO YOU SAY WE
JUST CHAT INSTEAD?
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OKAY... OW, OW, OW, OW!
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NIPPLE... NIPPLE... WAIT!
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REMEMBER HOW YOU
JOKINGLY TOLD NOMAR
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THAT I WAS HAVING
AN AFFAIR WITH BERG?
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[BREATHES HEAVILY]
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[LAUGHS]
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THAT NOMAR...
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HE'S GOT A GREAT SENSE
OF HUMOR, DOESN'T HE?
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NO, HE DOESN'T.
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OW!!
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HE DOESN'T TRUST ME ANYMORE,
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AND YOU CAN'T HAVE A
RELATIONSHIP WITHOUT TRUST,
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SO WE BROKE UP ALL
BECAUSE OF... YOU!
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AAAAH!
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LET'S GO FOR A
WALK, LITTLE DOGGIE.
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AAAH... AAH... OW! WHERE
ARE YOU TAKING ME?
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I THINK... THAT
THESE WOUNDS... OW!
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NEED A LITTLE SPLASH
OF RUBBING ALCOHOL.
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MOMMY!!
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WOULD YOU KEEP LOOKING?
WE HAVE TO FIND THESE.
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I'M JUST NOT USED TO
SEEING MYSELF IN A SUIT.
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I'M DELICIOUS.
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YOU DO GOOD WORK.
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YOU SHOULD SEE MY PORNOGRAPHY.
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IT'S NOT THE ARTY STUFF...
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JUST GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED NASTY.
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WHOA... NOT IN FRONT
OF THE LADY, OKAY?
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I'll just take your card.
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I HAVE BEEN THROUGH
EVERY PROOF SHEET,
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AND I CANNOT FIND
THE ONES OF US!
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WAIT A MINUTE...
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WEREN'T YOU THE ONE
WEARING HER AS A NECKLACE?
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I LIKE TO ACCESSORIZE.
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THOSE PICTURES MADE
MY... PRIVATE COLLECTION.
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WHAT?
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THERE WE GO.
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THIS IS A DOG LICKING HIMSELF.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER...
YOU DON'T LIKE DOGS?
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YEAH, YEAH... HERE'S THE ONE.
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OKAY... THIS IS IT.
HERE'S THE MONEY.
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THE NEGATIVES ARE INSIDE.
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GREAT... NO ONE CAN EVER
SEE THESE PICTURES AGAIN.
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WELL, YOU MIGHT WANNA CHECK
WITH THE BRIDE AND GROOM.
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I LEFT A COPY OF THE PROOFS
WITH THEM THIS MORNING.
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THEY'RE ON THEIR HONEYMOON.
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YEAH, I KNOW. I PICKED THE LOCK.
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I HAD SOME BREAKFAST.
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GOD, COME ON, LET'S GO.
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THANK YOU, SIR.
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I'VE NEVER MET A
PORNOGRAPHER BEFORE.
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YOU'RE NOT AT ALL
WHAT I EXPECTED.
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OH, THANKS. HEY, UH...
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IF YOU PULL YOUR PANTS
DOWN, I'LL TAKE YOUR PICTURE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
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I'VE HAD MEANINGLESS SEX,
FRATERNIZED WITH PORNOGRAPHERS,
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AND NOW I'M BREAKING
AND ENTERING!
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NOW, WHEN YOU SAY "MEANINGLESS,"
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YOU STILL MEAN IT
WAS GOOD, RIGHT?
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OH, MY GOD!
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I'M OKAY.
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I'M OKAY. I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
243
00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:51,649
OOF.
244
00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:52,984
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
245
00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:55,319
OH, GOOD, YOU'RE HOME!
246
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,856
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU
SCARED US HALF TO DEATH!
247
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,724
YOU'RE SCARED?
248
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,459
FEEL MY HEART.
249
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,561
WHY ARE YOU BACK
FROM YOUR HONEYMOON?
250
00:11:03,597 --> 00:11:06,664
WE CAME HOME EARLY,
WE WERE FIGHTING, AND...
251
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,232
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
252
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,167
IRENE, SWEETIE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
253
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,081
I'M JUST... LOOKING
THROUGH THE MAIL.
254
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,916
OH... NOTHING FOR ME. [GIGGLES]
255
00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,260
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? MY
MAIL DOESN'T COME HERE.
256
00:11:17,611 --> 00:11:20,478
OH, LOOK... HERE'S
ONE FOR YOU, BERG.
257
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,313
RIGHTO! WELL, WE'RE OFF.
258
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,782
THAT'S NOT YOURS!
259
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:26,518
THOSE ARE THE PROOFS
TO OUR WEDDING PICTURES.
260
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,853
HOW COULD YOU THROW OUR
WEDDING PICTURES IN THE TRASH?
261
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:31,289
JOHNNY, I'M A DRAMA QUEEN!
262
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,891
OOPS... ME TOO!
263
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:35,660
OOH, LOOK AT THAT... HOT STUFF!
264
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,663
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT...
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
265
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,132
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
266
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,734
BERG, ENOUGH ALREADY.
267
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:45,069
IT'S TIME TO TELL
THEM THE TRUTH.
268
00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:46,738
FINE... FINE, FINE.
269
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:53,611
THE TRUTH IS... IRENE'S NUTS.
270
00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:56,614
SHE'S ONE TANGLED
PIECE OF STRING.
271
00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:58,516
OKAY, STOP IT, BERG.
272
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:01,118
THE TRUTH IS...
273
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:04,155
CAMERAS ARE
INSTRUMENTS OF THE DEVIL.
274
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,791
EACH SNAPSHOT STEALS
275
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,594
A TEENSY-EENSY BIT OF OUR SOULS,
276
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:10,962
SO, IN ESSENCE,
277
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:14,398
I'VE SAVED ALL OF US
FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION.
278
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:19,070
TAKE THAT, OH,
DEMON OF DARKNESS!
279
00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,005
HA HA!
280
00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:26,077
GLAD YOU GUYS ARE BACK.
281
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,948
I'M JUST GONNA...
282
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:41,793
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
283
00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:44,529
THEY BREAK IN HERE,
BABBLE DEVIL TALK,
284
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,297
AND THEN...
285
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:49,501
OH, GOD, THEY RUINED
OUR WEDDING PHOTOS.
286
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,135
OH... OH... WHOA...
287
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:53,838
NOW YOU'RE TALKING TO M?
288
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:57,675
24 HOURS ON THE
ROAD... NOT A WORD!
289
00:12:57,711 --> 00:13:00,845
THERE WERE TWO WORDS,
BUT YOU WERE PUMPING GAS.
290
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,714
YOU KNOW WHAT?
291
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:05,216
I'M NOT THE ONE WHO
STARTED THIS FIGHT, OKAY?
292
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,329
I'M NOT THE ONE WHO
WAS EATING CASHEWS
293
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:08,620
OUT OF THE MINIBAR!
294
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:11,623
WHY NOT JUST EAT QUARTERS?
295
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,925
IS MONEY ALL THAT
YOU CARE ABOUT?
296
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,928
I SUPPOSE ALL YOU REMEMBER
ABOUT OUR HONEYMOON
297
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,931
IS THAT I BOUGHT AN
OVERPRICED CHOCOLATE BAR!
298
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,811
SO YOU ADMIT THEY'RE OVERPRICED!
299
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,535
JOHNNY, STOP!
300
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:27,171
IT WAS OUR WEDDING NIGHT.
301
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,908
YOU MADE ME FEEL WORTHLESS.
302
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,845
IS THIS THE WAY IT'S
ALWAYS GONNA BE?
303
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,146
NO.
304
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:38,315
SHARON, I NEVER WANT
YOU TO FEEL LIKE THAT.
305
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,084
I J...
306
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:43,487
I'M JUST... A LITTLE
STRAPPED FOR CASH.
307
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,256
THE TRUTH IS...
308
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:49,027
I SPENT A LOT OF MONEY
ON YOUR WEDDING PRESENT.
309
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,929
I'LL SHOW YOU.
310
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:54,165
HERE.
311
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,300
JOHNNY...
312
00:13:56,335 --> 00:14:00,271
I ALREADY HAVE THIS
EXACT SAME COAT.
313
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,477
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
314
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,315
HEY!
315
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,651
WELL, LOOK WHO FINALLY SHOWED UP
316
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,320
TO NURSE HER MAN...
MY DEVOTED GIRLFRIEND!
317
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,622
OH, COME ON.
318
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,024
I CAME DOWN AS SOON AS I COULD.
319
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,225
HERE YOU GO.
320
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:23,427
SO HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
321
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,631
HOW DO I FEEL?
WELL, HERE'S A HINT...
322
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:30,367
I WAS JUST SAVAGELY
MAULED BY A HUGE BEAR.
323
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,904
OH, COME ON. IT WASN'T THAT BIG.
324
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,538
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIM.
325
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,107
I CAUGHT HIM.
326
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,079
LISTEN... COME ON.
327
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,481
THE IMPORTANT THING IS
THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
328
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:44,983
NO, NO...
329
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,262
THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT
WE'RE THERE FOR EACH OTHER
330
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:48,853
WHEN A CRISIS OCCURS.
331
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,789
YOU GOT A COUPLE SCRATCHES.
DON'T BE SUCH A BABY.
332
00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:56,027
OH, I'M... I'M... YOU ARE J...
333
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,229
YOU'RE THE BAB!
334
00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,931
PETE, I KNEW YOU WERE OKAY.
335
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,199
IF YOU WEREN'T, THE
GUYS AT THE CAMP
336
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,502
WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
MAKING JOKES ABOUT IT.
337
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,241
WHAT KIND OF JOKES?
338
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:13,310
I DON'T REMEMBER.
339
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,880
WHAT KIND OF JOKES?
340
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,783
I-I DON'T KNOW... DUMB JOKES...
341
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,484
LIKE, "WHAT'S FASTER
THAN A BABY BEAR?"
342
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,530
WHAT?
343
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,487
"NOT PETE."
344
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,531
THAT'S A JOKE?
345
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,433
WELL, IT WAS FUNNY
OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER!
346
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,003
SO THIS IS WHY YOU HAVEN'T
CALLED OR VISITED ME...
347
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,773
BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY
YUKKING IT UP AT MY EXPENSE?
348
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,375
NO, I HAVEN'T CALLED BECAUSE
I'VE BEEN WORKING MY BUTT OFF
349
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,510
TRYING TO FULFILL
MY LIFE'S DREAM!
350
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,245
AND IT'S NOT GOING VERY WELL!
351
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,948
BUT YOU'RE TOO BUSY TO NOTICE
BECAUSE YOU'RE MR. HOTSHOT!
352
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,483
WHAT?!
353
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:55,119
I-I'M SORRY. DID I
COME AT A BAD TIME?
354
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,121
NO! YES!
355
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,323
WHERE ARE YOU
GOING? BACK TO CAMP.
356
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:04,328
MARTI... [DOOR CLOSES]
357
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:07,498
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
358
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,534
WELL, I...
359
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,404
I CAME DOWN TO
CHANGE YOUR BANDAGES.
360
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,372
WHY, DO THEY NEED THEM?
361
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,542
NO, BUT I NEEDED
SOME CHEERING UP.
362
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,214
I DON'T GET IT...
I DON'T GET IT.
363
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,482
IS IT WRONG TO
EXPECT MY GIRLFRIEND
364
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,785
TO BE HERE FOR ME
WHEN I NEED HER?
365
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,154
NO, PETE, IT'S NOT WRONG.
366
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:33,257
OKAY, I'D JUST AS SOON
YOU DIDN'T MOCK ME, ASHLEY.
367
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,992
NO, PETE, I'M NOT.
368
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:38,662
LOOK, WE PUT A LOT OF
FAITH IN THE PEOPLE WE LOVE,
369
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,232
AND SOMETIMES THEY LET US DOWN.
370
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,567
AND MAYBE IT'S A ONE-TIME THING,
371
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,070
OR MAYBE THAT'S
WHO THEY REALLY ARE.
372
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,740
I GUESS WHAT WE HAVE TO DECIDE
373
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,976
IS DO WE WANNA STICK
AROUND TO FIND OUT?
374
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,415
YEAH.
375
00:16:58,451 --> 00:16:59,984
THANKS, ASHLEY.
376
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:04,122
IT'S A SHAME YOUR OPINION
HOLDS NO VALUE TO ME.
377
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:11,595
THERE... KEEP
YOUR EYES CLOSED...
378
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:12,730
[GIGGLES]
379
00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:16,134
EW... EW! WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
380
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,535
IT'S OUR FUTURE, BABY.
381
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,973
OKAY, OPEN 'EM.
382
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,207
OKAY.
383
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,813
I SPENT OUR LIFE
SAVINGS ON THIS HOUSE.
384
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:39,857
[SOBS]
385
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,292
OH, STOP!
386
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:44,561
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY.
387
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,231
ARE YOU CRYING
BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT?
388
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,600
BECAUSE THAT'S WHY I'M CRYING.
389
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,803
THE PLACE IS
JUST... IT'S A MESS!
390
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:56,307
THE STAIRS ARE A DEATHTRAP,
AND THE WALLS ARE...
391
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:04,215
ARE DEFINITELY NOT UP TO CODE!
392
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,762
I KNOW IT LOOKS A
LITTLE WORN NOW,
393
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:09,353
BUT LOOK... IT USED
TO BE A PALACE.
394
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:12,523
THIS IS OUR HOUSE 200 YEARS AGO.
395
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:16,527
WELL, AT LEAST THEN
PEOPLE PEED OUTSIDE.
396
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,667
I CAN MAKE IT LOOK
LIKE THIS AGAIN.
397
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,870
I HAVE A SCHEDULE. I'LL
BE DONE BY CHRISTMAS.
398
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,805
THIS CHRISTMAS?
399
00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:30,507
ABSOLUTELY... OR NEXT.
400
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,577
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT
BEFORE YOU BOUGHT IT.
401
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,012
YOU DID!
402
00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,215
DO YOU REMEMBER OUR SECOND DATE?
403
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,084
WE WERE DRIVING PAST AN
OLD VICTORIAN ROW HOUSE,
404
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,986
AND YOU SAID HOW
GREAT IT WOULD BE
405
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:44,088
IF SOMEBODY BOUGHT
IT AND FIXED IT UP?
406
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,324
THIS IS IT?
407
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,458
NO, NO, NO.
408
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:50,761
SOMEBODY BOUGHT
THAT AND FIXED IT UP.
409
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:54,798
AND WE CAN DO THE SAME.
410
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,467
HMM?
411
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:59,403
PRINCESSES DON'T
LIVE IN BASEMENTS.
412
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,739
THEY LIVE IN CASTLES.
413
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:04,075
AND, SWEETIE, I'LL
MAKE THIS YOUR CASTLE...
414
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,609
I PROMISE.
415
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,412
OHHH... GOD, JOHNNY...
416
00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:13,417
YOU'RE JUST A SWEET,
ROMANTIC IDIOT.
417
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:16,754
I LOVE YOU.
418
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,322
I LOVE YOU.
419
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,659
OHHH.
420
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:26,063
JOHNNY, BABY... MM-HMM?
421
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:29,133
THERE'S A RAT EATING A
DEAD PIGEON IN OUR CASTLE.
422
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:33,570
YEAH, IN OUR CASTLE.
423
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,809
HEY.
424
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,378
HI.
425
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,413
DOING LAUNDRY.
426
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:42,813
READING THE PAPER.
427
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,615
OKAY, THEN.
428
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:47,584
WOW... YESTERDAY.
429
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,086
[CHUCKLES]
430
00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:51,255
IT WAS QUITE A DAY, HUH?
431
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,556
YEAH.
432
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,025
YEAH.
433
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:57,428
BUT STILL, YOU KNOW,
IT WAS... IT WAS FUN.
434
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,530
IT WAS ODD, BUT FUN.
435
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:02,599
WELL, THAT'S ME.
436
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,268
HA HA!
437
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:08,139
HEY, YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT
SHARON ACTUALLY BOUGHT
438
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,707
THAT WHOLE DEVIL-CAMERA THING.
439
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:11,887
YEAH, DEFINITELY.
440
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,290
HEY, IRENE, THAT WAS
JUST A THING, RIGHT?
441
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:15,546
OF COURSE.
442
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,748
YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST
FOLLOWING YOUR LEAD...
443
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,817
ALL THAT STUFF
ABOUT ME BEING NUTS.
444
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:20,952
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
445
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,154
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
446
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:26,357
I WASN'T SURE YOU'D
QUITE PICK UP ON THAT.
447
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,492
YEAH, WELL, IT
WAS WELL WORTH IT.
448
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,595
IT'S NOT EVERY DAY THAT TWO
PEOPLE GET A CHANCE TO ERASE
449
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,764
THE BIGGEST MISTAKE
OF THEIR LIVES.
450
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:37,101
YEAH, DEFINITELY... DEFINITELY.
451
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,803
WE GOT OFF LUCKY,
DIDN'T WE, THERE, TIGER?
452
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,208
THIS IS SO WRONG.
453
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:48,245
I THINK THE TIGER WINKED AT ME.
454
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:29,620
SHOOT... SHE ATE
THE KIT KATS, TOO?
455
00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:36,620
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