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HEY.
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HEY.
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WHAT'S WITH THE BEER?
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WOMEN.
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WHAT'S WITH THE NECK BRACE?
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WOMEN.
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LET ME GUESS.
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HOT ONE TO THE RIGHT!
HOT ONE TO THE LEFT!
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
SHE-DEVIL... FRONT AND CENTER.
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I CANNOT WAIT TO
HEAR THIS STORY.
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RIGHT AFTER I'M DONE
TELLING YOU MINE.
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SO, IT ALL STARTED
BECAUSE OF MY PROBATION.
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THEY ASSIGNED ME TO THE
ONE GROUP OF PATIENTS
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THAT I CAN NO LONGER HARM.
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I'M GONNA TAKE THREE.
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AND YOU'RE GOOD?
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OOH, BERG, DON'T
LET HIM RAISE YOU.
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HE'S GOT A KING-HIGH STRAIGHT.
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DAMN, HE HAS A GOOD POKER FACE!
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HERE. I BROUGHT YOU SOME
COFFEE FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD.
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SO, HOW ARE YOU
HANDLIN' YOUR PROBATION?
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AWESOME. OTHER THAN
JOHN DOE 1 AND JOHN DOE 2,
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I HAVE THE THIRD-BEST LIFE HERE.
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EXCUSE ME, IS THERE A
MR. ANDERSON IN HERE?
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OH, YEAH, HE'S RIGHT
BEHIND ME. RIGHT HERE.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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OH, GOD!
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OH, I'M SORRY. DID YOU KNOW HIM?
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NO, I'VE GOT TO THAW
SOME MEAT FOR DINNER.
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OKAY, WELL, ON THAT NOTE,
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MORTICIA, GOMEZ,
HAVE A NICE DAY.
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HI. I'M DR. BERGEN.
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OH, HI, TARA ROBERTS.
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I WORK AT THE FUNERAL
HOME. I'M HIS RIDE.
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SO, YOU WORK AT A
FUNERAL HOME, HUH?
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UH-HUH.
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I see dead people.
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I hear that all the time.
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DID THIS... THIS DOESN'T
CREEP YOU OUT AT ALL?
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NO. I'VE BEEN HIT ON BEFORE.
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YOU'RE DOING FINE.
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HEY, HAVE YOU EVER DRUNK
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MAPLE SYRUP STRAIGHT
FROM THE TREE?
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UH, NO.
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MY ROOMMATE AND
I... WE HAVE A FRIDGE.
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I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 8:00!
WE'RE GOING TO VERMONT!
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UH... WOW, YOU, UH...
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Y-YOU DON'T WASTE
ANY TIME, DO YA?
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NO, NO. IF THERE'S ONE THING
YOU LEARN FROM THIS JOB,
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IT'S THAT LIFE IS VERY SHORT.
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YOU HAVE TO APPRECIATE
EVERY MOMENT.
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BESIDES... YOU HAVE NIC EYES.
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AND YOUR LIPS AREN'T BLUE.
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OH.
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SORRY, BOYS, SHE LIKES 'EM LIVE.
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HEY, JOHNNY, WHAT'S
WITH THE FLOWERS?
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WOMEN.
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BACK OF THE LINE, PAL.
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SO, ANYWAY, VERMONT WAS AMAZING.
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TARA AND I... WE DRANK
SYRUP STRAIGHT FROM A TREE
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AND THEN WASHED
THAT BACK WITH MILK
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RIGHT FROM THE COW'S TEAT.
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SO, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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WHAT, YOU MET A BEAUTIFUL GIRL,
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YOU SUCKED SOME SAP,
AND FONDLED A COW.
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BUT WAIT. IT GETS WEIRD.
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WELL, IT BETTER.
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SO FAR, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
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HELLO, IRENE. HEY, IRENE.
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HEY, LOOK, IT'S "THE BERGY-WERGY
BUGLE BOY" AND "COMPANY PETE."
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IRENE, THAT'S A NICE
JACKET YOU GOT THERE.
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I THINK JOHNNY HAS A
STORY HE'D LIKE TO SHARE.
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HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
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STUFFING ENVELOPES FOR
THE CHARITY FUNDRAISER.
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DON'T KISS ME. YOU'LL STICK.
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CHARITY... GOOD,
KEEP THAT IN MIND
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BECAUSE I HAVE SOME NEWS.
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I WAS UPSTAIRS WORKING...
YOU KNOW, BEING VERY CAREFUL...
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TAKING EVERY SAFETY PRECAUTION.
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TO MAKE A LONG STORY
SHORT, I BLEW UP A WALL.
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WHAT?
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SO, UNTIL I FIX IT... HI, ROOMY!
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I WON'T BE A BOTHER.
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I'M JUST GONNA GIVE
THE CATS A TOUR.
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NO!
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OH, WHY NOT? IT'S
ONLY ONE NIGHT.
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THINK OF IT AS AN EXTENSION
OF YOUR CHARITY WORK.
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YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING STUFF
TO HELP THE UNFORTUNATE.
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HUH? Who's more
unfortunate than Irene?
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COULDN'T WE JUST INVITE A
CARNIVAL FREAK TO STAY WITH US?
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OKAY, OKAY!
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HEY, IRENE, LET ME SHOW YOU
WHERE WE KEEP THE GUEST TOWELS.
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SO, WHERE ARE
YOUR OTHER 37 CATS?
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OH, UPSTAIRS. THEY'L L BE FINE.
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I JUST BROUGHT "CHAIRMAN
MEOW" [Chairman Mao]
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[Priscilla] AND "PURR-SCILLA,
QUEE N OF THE DESERT"
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BECAUSE I'M TRYING
TO BREED THEM.
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DO YOU HAVE A PILLOW?
OH, AND SOME SINATRA?
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[CATS SCREECHING]
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OH, GOD, FINISH!
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[SCREECHING INTENSIFIES]
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[SCREECHING STOPS]
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ARE THEY DONE?
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I THINK...
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BUT IT TAKES A WHILE
FOR THEM TO DISENGAGE.
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OKAY, NOW I'M UP.
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IRENE, IT'S 4:00 IN THE MORNING.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP?
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I DON'T SLEEP AT NIGHT.
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I'M NOCTURNAL, EXCEPT,
I'M NOT NOCTURNAL TOTALLY
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BECAUSE I DON'T SLEEP
IN THE DAY, EITHER.
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HEY, YOU GUYS WANT
TO PLAY "SORRY"?
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I'M PLAYING IT RIGHT NOW.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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UP TO IRENE'S TO
START FIXIN' HER WALL.
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PERHAPS ADD A LITTLE PADDING.
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WHAT ARE ALL THESE
GREETING CARDS?
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OH, I DON'T JUST WORK IN
A GREETING CARD STORE.
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IT IS MY PASSION, AND ONE DAY
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I HOPE TO HAVE MY OWN
LINE OF SALUTATIONS.
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HERE. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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"NO BARS OR GUARDS
OR PRISON DOGS
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"CAN KEEP MY LOVE AWAY.
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"MAKE IT YOUR GOAL TO
STAY OUT OF THE HOLE.
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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY."
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IT'S FOR MY DAD.
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Y-Y-YOUR DAD'S IN JAIL?
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NO, SILLY, HE'S OUT
ON BAIL PENDING TRIAL!
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WHAT DID HE DO?
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OH, IT WAS JUST SOME MIX-UP
OVER SOMEBODY'S CREDIT CARD.
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HE WAS USING IT. HE
THOUGHT IT WAS HIS.
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IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE. I
WISH I GOT TO SEE HIM MORE.
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YEAH. I DON'T GET TO
SEE MY DAD MUCH, EITHER.
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OH.
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WHAT DO THEY THINK HE DID?
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OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
HE JUST WORKED A LOT.
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I HARDLY SAW HIM GROWING UP.
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I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
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I GUESS WE'RE NOT SO DIFFERENT.
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HEY, DID YOUR DAD MISS
YOUR BALLET RECITAL?
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YES. BUSINESS TRIP.
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PETTY THEFT.
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SO, IRENE ACTED WEIRD
AND WAS ANNOYING...
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YEAH, THAT'S ORIGINAL.
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SO, I HAVE A STORY THAT
YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD.
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I'M AT THE FIRE STATION.
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ARE YOU GONNA EXPLAIN THE
NECK BRACE IN A TIMELY MANNER?
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I WAS BUT NOW,
LET'S TAKE A JOURNEY.
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SHALL WE?
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HEY, ROOK...
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PICK THE BLUEBERRIES
OUT OF MY PANCAKES.
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I CHANGED MY MIND.
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YOU KNOW, GUYS,
I'M SICK OF THIS.
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'CAUSE I'M THE ROOKIE DOESN'T
MEAN I SHOULD GET ABUSED!
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I FEED YOU GUYS, I
PICK UP AFTER YOU...
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DO YOU THINK THIS
PLACE CLEANS ITSELF?!
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OH, NO, CHUCK, MOMMY'S MAD!
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OKAY, OKAY, FINE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU JUST LOST TV TIME.
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GUYS...
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I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU
TO OUR NEW VOLUNTEER.
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MEET MARTY.
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HER DAD WAS FRANK
DELANEY FROM THE 62nd.
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[ALARM RINGS] LET'S GO, GUYS!
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ALL RIGHT, ROOK...
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I, UH, I THINK I SHOULD EXPLAIN
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HOW THINGS WORK AROUND HERE.
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YOU MIGHT WANT
TO TAKE SOME NOTES.
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO
BALL IT UP AND SHOVE IT.
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I BEG YOUR PARDON?
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BITE ME, LADY.
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OKAY, YOU'RE VERY CRASS.
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I KNOW HOW THINGS
WORK AROUND HERE.
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I WANT THE NEXT SPOT ON THE
TRUCK, AND YOU'RE IN MY WAY.
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THAT'S RIGHT.T HAT'S
RIGHT, I'M IN YOUR WAY.
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I'M GONNA STAY IN YOUR WAY,
SO YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT.
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DO YOU STAND THIS
CLOSE TO OTHER FIREMEN?
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OH, GOD, I'M SORRY.
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OH, LOOK WHO'S NO
LONGER IN MY WAY!
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AND THEN, SHE BEAT YOU UP,
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AND THAT'S HOW YOU
GOT THE NECK BRACE.
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WHAT, DO YOU HAVE A
DATE WITH THAT COW? RELAX!
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HEY, CAPTAIN, I
FINISHED AXIN' THE TRUCK.
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DO YOU WANT TO SEE?
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PETE. UH-HUH?
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YOU DO KNOW THAT'S
JUST BUSY WORK, RIGHT?
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OH, YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE, I DO.
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I WAS JUST FINDIN'
SOMETHIN' TO DO
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UNTIL IT WAS TIME
TO... COUNT THE BOOTS.
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HEY!
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PHLEGM!
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YOU FORGOT TO CLEAN
THE SIDE MIRRORS.
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LUCKY I'M HERE TO
ADD THE OTHER CHEEK
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TO YOUR HALF-ASSED JOB.
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OKAY, DO YOU HEAR
THE MOUTH ON HER?
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DOES THAT BOTHER ANYBODY ELSE?
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SHE'S A PEACH.
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WHAT IS WITH YOU GUYS?!
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WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE HER A BAD TIME?
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BE PATIENT. WE'RE JUST
WAITIN' FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT.
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I'M NOT DOIN'
ANYTHING NOW.LET'S GO.
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NO.
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SHE'LL GET HERS AT
SATURDAY'S TRAININ' EXERCISES.
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WE RIGGED THE PRESSURE
ON HER FIRE HOSE.
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SHE MIGHT BE A
LITTLE OFF TARGET,
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IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
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THERE'LL BE SO MUCH
PRESSURE IN THAT HOSE,
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THE WHOLE SQUAD
COULDN'T HOLD ON TO IT.
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THAT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR.
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THE TRAINING'S
DIFFERENT OR WOMEN.
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SHE GETS TO CARRY
50 POUNDS UP A LADDER
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WHEN YOU CARRY 100.
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NO WAY! I HAVE TO CARRY
100 POUNDS UP A LADDER?!
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THIS AFFECTS ALL OF US.
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SHE'LL PROBABLY MAKE
CAPTAIN BEFORE I DO!
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THE DOG WILL MAKE
CAPTAIN BEFORE YOU DO.
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LOOK, WE FIGURE A
LITTLE HUMILIATION
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WILL ENCOURAGE HER
TO DO WHAT WE ALL WANT,
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AND THAT'S QUIT.
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THAT'S SUCH A COLORFUL
STORY. COULD YOU...
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SKIP OVER THE BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
AND GET TO THE NECK BRACE?
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BERG, I'M TRYING
TO SPIN A YARN HERE.
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JOHNNY'S INTO IT.
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DO I STILL HAVE
VANILLA IN MY HAIR?
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FINE. TELL YOUR STORY
IF IT'S MORE INTERESTING.
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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SO TARA AND I... WE WERE
ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING WILD.
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SHE'S FREE AND EXCITING
AND WILLING TO TRY ANYTHING.
230
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,187
[GIGGLING]
231
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,502
Tara: AAH! DO THAT AGAIN!
232
00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:32,923
Berg: THAT WASN'T ME.
233
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,893
[GIGGLING CONTINUES]
234
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,500
THANK YOU, BUT WE DON'T
NEED TURN-DOWN SERVICE.
235
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:47,105
ASHLEY, THIS IS TARA.
TARA, THIS IS ASHLEY.
236
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,039
OOH. MAN!
237
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:52,376
IF I WERE INTO GIRLS,
I'D BE ALL OVER YOU.
238
00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:55,480
IS SHE NOT GREAT OR WHAT?
239
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:58,216
OH, I'VE GOT TO RUN, BUT
THE BEAUTY OF A HEARSE...
240
00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,318
I CAN ALWAYS USE
THE CAR POOL LANE.
241
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:03,187
[SMOOCH]
242
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,788
YOU'RE ON PROBATION.
243
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:07,458
DON'T YOU THINK THAT THIS
IS A TAD BIT IRRESPONSIBLE?
244
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:08,726
NO, I DON'T.
245
00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:11,195
ASH, I AM TIRED OF
BEING RESPONSIBLE.
246
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,364
AT LEAST WHEN I
WAS IRRESPONSIBLE,
247
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,932
I WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME.
248
00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:16,400
I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.
249
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,068
I'M HAPPY!
250
00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:21,205
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
THAT YOU SAW ME HAPPY?
251
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,108
THE "BAYWATCH" MARATHON.
252
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,110
YEAH.
253
00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:30,914
OKAY, MAYBE I JUST NEED
TO GET TO KNOW HER BETTER.
254
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:32,082
LET'S DO IT TONIGHT.
255
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:34,252
BERG, I WAS JUST BEING POLITE.
256
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:37,988
THIS IS THE WAY TARA AND I
DO THINGS... SPONTANEOUS!
257
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:40,458
ACTUALLY, I HAVE A DATE
WITH NOMAR TONIGHT.
258
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,826
WE'LL DOUBLE DATE!
TARA'S A HUGE BASEBALL FAN.
259
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,328
SHE EVEN MET HIM ONCE.
260
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:47,231
REALLY? WELL,
NO, NOT OFFICIALLY.
261
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,834
SHE WAS ACTUALLY STREAKING
ACROSS THE FIELD AND SECURITY
262
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:53,871
TACKLED HER BEFORE SHE
COULD INTRODUCE HERSELF.
263
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:02,846
OH, AND HERE'S A PICTURE OF
ME WITH MY DAD AT THE AIRPORT.
264
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:06,750
HE HAD A LAYOVER IN TOWN.
265
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,353
YOU LOOK LIKE HIM.
266
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,121
SHARON, I'M REALLY GLAD
267
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:14,158
I'VE GOTTEN TO KNOW YOU
BETTER THEE LAST FEW DAYS.
268
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:17,428
I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO MAKE
FRIENDS WITH MY NEIGHBORS.
269
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,097
I WONDER WHY.
270
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,666
I AM REALLY GLAD
271
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:24,202
THAT WE'VE GOTTEN TO
KNOW EACH OTHER, TOO.
272
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,570
REALLY?
273
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:28,272
YES! I ADMIT WHEN JOHNNY
FIRST INVITED YOU TO STAY,
274
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,773
I WASN'T THRILLED.
275
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,643
BUT NOW, I'VE COME
TO SEE PAST YOUR...
276
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,812
YOUR...
277
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:37,548
I MEAN, THE OTHER
SIDE WHEN YOU'RE NOT...
278
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,917
HOW DO I SAY THIS?
279
00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:43,921
YOU FOUND THE NOUGAT
UNDER MY NUTTY COATING.
280
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:47,858
I'D HAVE GONE WITH "BAMBOO
UNDER MY FINGERNAIL."
281
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:50,528
AND LOOK! I MADE YOU A
CARD FOR YOUR CHARITY 10K.
282
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,508
SEE, IT'S THE TORTOISE
AND THE HARE.
283
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,012
"DON'T BE A DOOFUS...
LET'S ALL FIGHT LUPUS."
284
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:58,414
HEY, IRENE, I GOT A CARD FOR YA.
285
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:01,205
"FOUR DAYS AGO, I
FIXED YOUR WALL,
286
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,974
YET EVERY DAY,
YOU COME TO CALL."
287
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,710
JOHNNY, KNOCK IT OFF.
288
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:09,413
OH, OH, I BET YOU TWO
WOULD LIKE TO BE ALONE.
289
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,914
YES, IRENE, WE WOULD.
290
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:13,050
I'LL JUST BE IN THE
LITTLE GIRLS' ROOM.
291
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:16,019
PERFECT TIME TO TINKLE.
292
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,568
LOOK, SHARON, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
293
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,226
SHE COMES DOWN
HERE EVERY 10 MINUTES!
294
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,928
SHE HAS TO COME DOWN
AND CHECK ON THE CATS!
295
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,664
THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE BABIES!
296
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,999
ON MY BATHROBE!
297
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:32,703
Tell Irene to stop
comin' down here!
298
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:35,973
LOOK, I WILL NOT! I'VE
REALLY GOTTEN TO LIKE HER!
299
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:38,409
THE OLD SHARON WOULDN'T
HAVE HAD A PROBLEM WITH THAT!
300
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:41,379
LATELY, I LOOK AT YOU
WITH YOUR CHARITY WORK
301
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,359
AND YOUR PUTTIN' UP WITH PEOPLE,
302
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,327
AND I DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
303
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:48,519
WELL, I AM A BETTER PERSON NOW.
304
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,422
WELL STOP IT!,
305
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,068
THAT'S NOT THE WAY
OUR RELATIONSHIP WORKS.
306
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:55,203
I AM THE GOOD COP AND
YOU ARE THE BAD COP.
307
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,127
WHY CAN'T WE BE
GOOD COP, GOOD COP?
308
00:14:57,163 --> 00:15:01,131
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT... A
WORLD FULL OF GOOD COPS?!
309
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,178
FINE. FINE. WE'LL
BOTH BE GOOD COPS
310
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:05,314
BECAUSE I WILL
NOT BE THE BAD GUY.
311
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,671
JOHNNY, I JUST...
312
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,872
YOU GONNA BE LONG? I
COULD TAKE A SHOWER.
313
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:14,044
GET OUT!
314
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,547
WHAT?
315
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,048
LEAVE US IN PEACE.
316
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,895
I DON'T WANT TO
HURT YOUR FEELINGS,
317
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,419
BUT YOU DON'T BELONG HERE.
318
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,030
SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO?
319
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,440
I KNOW IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY,
320
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,875
BUT WE HAVE ONE MORE
TRAINING EXERCISE TO DO.
321
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:47,110
NOW, YOU TWO KNOW THE DRILL.
322
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,747
PETE, TAKE THE WINDOW
ABOVE THE DOOR,
323
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,282
MARTY, THE ONE TO
THE LEFT OF THAT.
324
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:55,586
THAT MEANS THE CRISPY FAMILY
LIVES IN THE ONE ABOVE THE DOOR.
325
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,088
CAPTAIN, ARE CRISPY
FAMILIES FUNNY?
326
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,357
NO, THEY ARE NOT.
327
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,425
OKAY...
328
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,828
ON THE COUNT OF THREE,
RUN TO YOUR HOSES.
329
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:09,299
1... WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
330
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,413
SORRY, CAPTAIN.
GOMER NEEDS HELP.
331
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:14,805
[Enunciating] HOSE SQUIRT
WATER, FIRE GO AWAY.
332
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:18,242
ALL RIGHT... LET
ME USE THAT ONE.
333
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:19,277
NO!
334
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,311
MOVE!
335
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,414
WHAT'S GOING ON, DUNVILLE?!
336
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:24,915
Chuck: STOP FOOLIN' AROUND.
337
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:26,484
YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.
338
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,253
NO WONDER EVERYBODY AT
THE FIRE HOUSE LAUGHS AT YOU.
339
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:30,855
FINE.
340
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:34,024
TAKE THAT HOSE. YOU
GET WHAT YOU DESERVE.
341
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:36,226
Captain: OKAY, ON MY COUNT.
342
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,429
1... 2...
343
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:41,532
3! HEY!
344
00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:47,104
AAAAAAHHHHHH!
345
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:48,205
WHOA!
346
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,941
I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
347
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,916
ALL RIGHT! GO! LET'S DO IT!
348
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,350
HEY, WHERE'S NOMAR?
349
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,431
THEY WENT INTO EXTRA INNINGS.
350
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,054
WHY ARE WE AT THE AIRPORT
351
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:05,967
AND WHERE HAVE
THE TWO OF YOU BEEN?
352
00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:07,991
WE HOPPED A FENCE,
RAN ONTO THE RUNWAY,
353
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,227
AND LAID UNDERNEATH
A PLANE AS IT TOOK OFF.
354
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:12,663
YOU SEE, TARA KNOWS
EXACTLY HOW CLOSE WE CAN GET
355
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,031
WITHOUT ACTUALLY GETTING...
356
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,033
CAUGHT UP IN THE LANDING GEAR.
357
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:19,202
WELL, I... I CAN'T
TAKE THE CREDIT.
358
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,271
MY FRIEND BILL TAUGHT ME.
359
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,273
GOD REST HIS SOUL.
360
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,320
SO, IS THIS WHEREWE'RE
EATING DINNER?
361
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:28,245
I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG.
I LOVE A GOOD $12 BAGEL.
362
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,914
NO, I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
363
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:32,049
WAIT HERE. I'LL SURPRISE YOU.
364
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,184
YOU ALWAYS DO.
365
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,519
OKAY.
366
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,621
AW, ISN'T SHE GREAT?
367
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,889
SO...
368
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,024
SO CAREFREE, YOU
KNOW, SO ADVENTUROUS.
369
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,261
YOU'RE SICK OF HER.
NO, I'M SCARED OF HER.
370
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,501
SHE DRAGGED ME ONTO A RUNWAY.
371
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,135
I DON'T LIKE TO FLY.
372
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:55,706
I LIKE EVEN LESS
TO BE LANDED ON.
373
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,076
THIS IS SUCH A MESS.
374
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:01,044
YOU KNOW, I...
375
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,080
WHAT THE HELL WAS
I THINKING?! GOD!
376
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,716
OH, BERG, COME ON, IT
MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
377
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:09,019
YEAH. YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A
REALLY ROUGH STRETCH LATELY
378
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:11,421
AND YOU'RE JUST
REACHING OUT FOR SOMEONE
379
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:12,857
TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
380
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,659
WELL, IT'S NOT WORKING.
381
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:19,530
HEY... IF YOU THINK
ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW,
382
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:22,766
THERE'S REALLY ONLY ONE PERSON
YOU CAN COUNT ON FOR HAPPINESS.
383
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,068
YEAH.
384
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,307
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
385
00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:31,775
WHAT... NO!
386
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,911
I THOUGHT YOU... WERE
THE ONE I COULD RELY ON!
387
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,813
I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU!
388
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:39,282
YOU HAVE TO FEEL GOOD
ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU MORON!
389
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:46,189
SHE MADE A PASS AT
ME, AND I SAID, "NO!"
390
00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:52,930
SO, NOBODY'S GOT ANY IDEA
WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE TODAY?
391
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:56,433
FINE. WELL, MAYBE
SOMEONE WILL REMEMBER
392
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,469
WHEN YOU'RE ALL
ON YOUR 5th MILE.
393
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:02,239
I WANT EVERYONE ON
THE TRACK IN 10 MINUTES.
394
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:04,942
UH, CAPTAIN...
395
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,581
WHAT... WHAT ABOUT ME?
396
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:12,149
YEAH.
397
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,752
YOU'RE RIGHT.
398
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:17,755
RUN CAREFULLY.
399
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:23,027
YOU WERE SMART TO KEEP
YOUR MOUTH SHUT, DUNVILLE.
400
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:28,899
YOU'RE A REAL
GENIUS, CHEESE WAD.
401
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:32,135
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
402
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,871
YOU'RE MY PROBLEM!
403
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,306
YOU HAD NO BUSINESS
MAKING A FOOL OUT OF ME!
404
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,943
OH, YEAH, YOU LOOKED SO
STUPID WATCHING ME BANG
405
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,579
FROM TREE TO TREE LIKE
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE!
406
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:45,082
YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW HOW THEY
FEEL ABOUT WOMEN AROUND HERE?
407
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:48,418
I'M NEVER GONNA PROVE MYSELF
IF YOU'RE RUNNING INTERFERENCE!
408
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:51,088
I DON'T NEED ANYBODY
TO BE MY BIG BROTHER!
409
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,334
UNBELIEVABLE... YOU'RE
RUDE AND YOU'RE UNGRATEFUL.
410
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,437
FROM NOW ON, YOU CAN
FIGHT YOUR OWN BATTLES
411
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:57,238
BECAUSE I'M NOT WATCHING
YOUR BACK ANYMORE!
412
00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:58,262
GOOD!
413
00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,397
FINE!
414
00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:04,034
STARTING NOW.
415
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,239
FINALLY!
416
00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:11,675
I WOULD HAVE TOLD THAT
STORY, "SOME GIRL HURT MY NECK."
417
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,176
A LOT MORE CONCISE.
418
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,079
THE FLOWERS ARE NOT
FOR SHARON, RIGHT?
419
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:16,546
NO. NO, IRENE.
420
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:19,883
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE
GIRL FROM THE MORGUE?
421
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,987
LAST TIME I SAW HER, SHE
WAS DRIVING OFF A CLIFF
422
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:25,689
IN A CONVERTIBLE
WITH HER BEST FRIEND.
423
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,658
I'M SORRY, MAN.
424
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:30,427
IF I COMFORT YOU, YOU
WON'T KISS ME, WILL YOU?
425
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:41,639
OOH, VISITOR! OH!
426
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,140
YOU!
427
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,975
YEAH.
428
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:48,479
IRENE, I FEEL REALLY BAD
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
429
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:51,047
AND I MADE YOU A CARD,
430
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,385
SO, HOPEFULLY, YOU'LL
BE ABLE TO FORGIVE ME.
431
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:57,655
"I'M SORRY I KICKED YOU OUT.
IT WAS WRONG OF ME TO SHOUT.
432
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,257
"SO IF YOU CAN FORGIVE,
I'LL LET YOUR CATS LIVE
433
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,926
IN MY BATHTUB OR
MAYBE MY CLOSET."
434
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:09,266
NOW I FEEL BAD ABOUT WHAT
CHAIRMAN MEOW DID IN YOUR SHOES.
435
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:12,703
WHAT DID HE DO IN MY SHOES?
436
00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,472
GOODBYE!
437
00:21:18,472 --> 00:21:22,472
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